Randomly made and played a C'thun warrior deck for a quest and now I feel like crafting a good one. probably need: 1x dead man's hand 2x crazed worshipper warrior dk?
talk me out of it /hsg/
Dylan Watson
Wait for FWA reprint
Oliver Cox
Silence Priest is still absolutely disgusting when it nuts
Aiden Hill
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Joshua Ramirez
Post yfw the enemy mage just glyphs his 5th iceblock and he only has 2 cards left to draw
I want to be a cumdump cleaner. Take care of dozens cute girls, which treated like a living onaholes and toilets for hundreds of bull's, really drives me crazy. I will cook them delicious food, buy them whatever they want, clothes, shoes, jewelry. Pay special attention to pregnant girls, and take responsibility for children, of course. Gently cleanse their bodies covered with old sperm and urine... French kissing their terribly dirty mouths, lick their dirty feet and shoes, even if she is at work and serves someone's dirty cock and balls with her sweet mouth. And suck all cum and urine from their ravaged pussies and asses. They are goddeses to me and serve their interests - my meaning of life.
Xavier Martin
Please try and keep it work-safe and on-topic ty
John Lee
my manager walked by, and i think he saw this
Xavier Evans
>see porn thumbnail >open it at work You deserve this
Kevin Long
i didnt know what it was
Julian Baker
>browsing 4chin at work
Wyatt Baker
>having a job
Camden Morales
Serious, genuine question from someone who doesn't play this game anymore. How the fuck do you guys continue to play when cards like Spreading Plague are around (and Blizzard thinks +1 mana is a nerf), or Pirate Warrior/Jade Druid decks are still a thing? How do you not get infuriated? How do you play and not want to throw your hands in the air and say "fuck it"?
Gavin Bailey
When are Whispers and Gadgetzan rotating to wild?
Lincoln Hernandez
i literally only make meme decks and play them in casual. the game is boring played any other way
Blake Green
August 29, 1997
Lucas Ramirez
same with that guy. i play mill rogue or thief priest to have some fun. i may grind to rank 10 in last week of month for dust.
Tyler Turner
But hearthstone has always been like that. You either play the same nigger decks or you play meme decks. That's just the nature of the beast.
Hudson Reyes
I drop Cairne against Priest and Control Warriors and it makes me feel happy
Luke Brooks
You never run into Jade Druids playing Mill? Or do you just auto-concede?
Caleb Diaz
this memedecks all the way i play some meta to get my dust though but this month im fine w staying at 15
Owen Edwards
I almost forgot this is /hsg/
Nathan Gomez
I don't think it's ever been this bad before, though. At least, mill decks existed and "control decks" wasn't just another team for "jade druid".
Robert Phillips
As someone who has played 4 card games very competitively, you just learn that card games are hard to balance and that every company will make huge fuckups.
>Spreading plague this card should have never been made. Part of druid's identity is that it's difficult for it to deal with wide boards, and some idiot in team 5 just said "HEY KNOW WHATD BE COOL? IF WE GAVE DRUID NO WEAKNESSES". I'm honestly fine with Ultimate Infestation, but spreading plague is retarded. And the mana bump was relevant (especially in the pirate warrior matchup) but I think they chose not to go all the way up to 7 because the innervate nerf was actually a huge nerf to spreading plague.
And on a brighter note, Spreading plague and Keleseth are the only cards I dislike from the set and neither of them are reno/patches/kazakus level retarded. >Pirate Warrior there will always be aggro decks that make you mad. Pirate warrior takes a good amount of skill even if it makes you mad. I just dont like patches, but other than that the deck is fine.
>Jade Druid there are intricacies to it, though yea this is a deck id consider braindead. Oh well, it's a card game, decks in the meta are sometimes braindead.
I see where you're coming from, but the slightly frustrating thing about posts like yours is that they come from people who cap out at rank 5 every season. You see things so 1 dimensionally and blame the game rather than the fact that you're probably just not that good.
tl;dr git gud.
Jonathan Price
eh, after the nerf I probably wouldn't put this in top 5 most toxic metas desu, Priest is always annoying though
Luis Perez
/d2g/ here can you keep your faggots in your containment board? thanks.
Sebastian Thomas
You have to be super lucky to mill a vip card like DK Malfurion to make them rage or it is auto loss actually. It works great against locks and priests. It is also auto loss against aggros. Mill is comfier in wild desu
Aiden Ward
>reno/patches/kazakus level retarded Reno was alright though. It was a deck-defining card, but it wasn't absolutely required for meta performance. Plus it was the first real time that aggro fuckers got their asses handed to them.
Zachary Evans
he's from /svg/ take it up with them
Austin Howard
fuck off, /svg/ has nothing to do with this shit, it's all you anons
Evan Rodriguez
Hunter used to be even more retarded IMO. It really isn't THAT bad after the "nerfs" cause you actually see other classes again. I don't really get upset at constructed cause it's not like you really lose anything. Arena can sometimes be a bit infuriating but people generally don't have constructed levels of decks and it's not like you can for sure go into an archetype in the first several picks.
Logan Russell
he's a pedo. you're a pedo. there's definitely a connection here.
Parker Perry
I didn't play mill during the time I played, but DK malfurion doesn't matter in that matchup, does it? Since all they have to do once they realize you're mill is just hold a jade idol and spam its shuffle effect.
Kevin King
you play geist
Hunter Martin
>I don't really get upset at constructed cause it's not like you really lose anything
It's soul crushing to win a game then lose to a long drawn out rng or insert face race or w.e nigga priest shenanigans
Thomas Johnson
>at least mill decks existed they may have been better than they are now, but mill was NEVER good or even decent, so really nothing has changed. Also >I don't think it's ever been this bad before >he didn't play in undertaker hunter meta when you would actually BGH a 1-drop >he didn't play in TGT meta when Secret Pally was king and streamers voiced legitimate concerns for the future of the game, because it was actual curvestone >he didn't play when the 3 most viable decks were all vastly different styles of warrior so you never knew how to mulligan or play the early turns (and the non-warrior decks were pre-nerf yogg decks or aggro shaman xD) >he didn't play at all during MSG meta
The only people who think "it hasnt been this bad before" have been playing for less than a week.
Reno is probably the single worst decision team 5 has ever made.
Josiah Bennett
Eh, I just tend to not really care.
Logan Martin
Not him but been playing before Naxx where all you had to worry about was Sylvanus and Carine and Nat pagle and stealth vancleef
Dylan Thompson
Someone make a custom Secret for this >When your opponent plays a minion with Battlecry, prevent that Battlecry and destroy the minion. OP or no?
Bentley Mitchell
Please teach me your ways.
Gabriel Wilson
It's just a game and the only thing I lose is time, which I wouldn't ne spending on HS if I cared so much about it. Try to think about positive stuff or play some arena to chill out a bit.
Zachary Reed
hearthbabs, stay in /hsg/, only we can come here and ruin your day
Aaron James
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Isaac Sanchez
Why is priest allowed to exist? This stupid fucking class is the most un fun thing to play against this game has ever seen
John White
Mage, Priest and Druid can all fuck themselves.
James Adams
so you want your scripted deck with no flaws nor twists all around HS. Priest is the funniest class. it is plebs like you who can't get a solution for it. i bet you play hunter and pirate warrior to grind your ass up to ladder.
agree with druid and mage. mage can be cool if ice block is hall of famed.
Landon Robinson
GUYS I MISS AZURE DRAKE
Noah Jenkins
>get matched against rogue >turn 1 >coin >you are bound by flesh >*woosh* >you are bound by flesh >*woosh* >you are bound by flesh what the fuck am I supposed to do here, just concede? This deck high rolls worse than big priest
Cooper Walker
>what the fuck am I supposed to do here, just concede? yes, that situation is extremely rare though
Easton Collins
>what the fuck am I supposed to do here
Complain about priests in /hsg/
Carson Murphy
Honestly depending on who you are it's not always over yet. A late game board clear and valeera loses on the spot.
Daniel Gomez
Shut the fuck up Cuckduin. Faggot.
Michael Gutierrez
# >what the fuck am I supposed to do here lick clean
Bentley Smith
t.Brainless Aggro Grinder
Ayden Gonzalez
Did you forget that MSG happened? Also that's not even remotely true about Reno decks being the first anti-aggro control decks
What a plague that continues to stain this game and completely ruins wild
Xavier Edwards
No matter what deck I play priest is a miserable match up. It isn't clever or funny to play against, just boring and frustrating. Thanks for letting everyone know you're a weeb virgin though, priest faggot.
James Torres
I am not a weeb. I just played a ranked game against a warrior as priest. All he did was putting small minions on every turn to go face on me. Why is it normal to you while me doing AOE every turn is faggotry? You are butthurt because priest keeps fucking up aggro spam decks you use. And how is it more boring than playing against a spammer aggro deck or a shitty mage with 5 ice blocks or a faggot rogue that doing combos to buff his minions?
Jonathan Butler
Brawl idea: 1. Both players start with 20~ armor (or some other ruleset that favors control). 2. The "Nozdormu" effect is always on.
Jose Stewart
Explain why blizzard thinks it's okay that arena is so fucked up right now. The last 4 losses were against 3 deathknights and a warlock who drew both his kabal trafficker on curve to create 2 jaraxxus that got summoned by krul the unshackled.
Austin Flores
I am clean of hearthstone for 3 weeks. Never look back. Others can do it too.
Dominic Brooks
>clean of hearthstone its not fucking meth just close the fucking game and get off the general retard
Mason Thomas
Reno is the most terrible card in the whole game. I dusted him the moment I got him.
Samuel James
How aggressively should I be mulliganing for Keleseth? What about Shadowstep?
Luis Ramirez
very
Christian Edwards
what should I be willing to throw away for a chance at drawing him? and is shadowstep as high priority?
Bentley Adams
you should mulligan everything to get Keleseth
Leo Allen
B-b-b-b-but think of the mobile players.
Aaron Allen
so who won the rate race
Nathan Baker
Firefly is always a keep, if you have that you can keep Shadowstep as well but other than that, mulligan everything
Jack Brooks
Why are priests and mages always so fucking smug. Seriously every time I'm against one of them they constantly fucking emote spam whilst they keep clearing/freezing my board. I swear if I hear Jaina say "whoops" one more fucking time when she blizzards my board after i break her third fucking ice block I think I might quit.
Jackson Gray
yung savage
Brandon Morales
>brawl that only 1% of the userbase played has been on 3 times >but a brawl that would satisfy a shitton of PC players is a no-no >in a game where most people including mobile shitters only play brawl until they get the one win >not to mention that the brawl pack can be acquired in a friend duel so it's not like they're gonna miss out Why not just say it, they're afraid people might actually enjoy themselves playing this game
James Hall
Why would Team5 do this when it'd only make it obvious how poorly coded the game is. Hell, just playing one death knight is enough to skip a turn because of the fucklong animations.
Blake Martinez
>Pirate warrior is still a thing Actiblizz is still shit at balance confirmed
Gavin Smith
how do i play this deck? 1st game
Cameron Collins
>tfw no more "sorry about that"
Ayden Peterson
Hand of the Gods have HA-HA as emote. Fun to use after you fuck up or funny shit happens. Game is not that good tho. I am not a shill of it kek. Just played an hour and stopped caring.
Sebastian Wilson
and what should I be willing to use shadowstep on? is it fine to use it on firefly/swashburglar or should I consider holding on to it to use on keleseth?
Grayson Ross
Haven't played in a month ama
Nathaniel Jackson
what did you do with all your extra time
Camden Robinson
How much are you going to spend to become competitive?
Joshua Sullivan
You get a golden Keleseth in your hand more often, so I'd recommend that you do that
Christian Robinson
>go into casual >play against tier one deck try hards >"casual"
Ryan Miller
buying packs right before you play ranked also helps with your mulligan
Oliver Jones
thread is dead post priest mains
Colton Foster
I wish I had as good as legs as him
David Fisher
not gonna lie those are some nice legs no homo
Christian King
L-lets talk about Hearthstone haha
Cooper Roberts
Priest should be deleted from the game with no refunds
Ian Harris
If you play Priest, Mage or Druid you should be entombed in dry ice.