/feg/ - Fire Emblem General

King_Martha
King_Martha

Heroes FAQ and Links
https://pastebin.com/sCR1qRtB
https://fire-emblem-heroes.com/en-gb/beginners/

SoV Links
https://pastebin.com/YMFekM1P

Links and Resources
https://pastebin.com/DSnHZ3EC

Previous: /vg/thread/192107798#p192107798

All urls found in this thread:
https://pastebin.com/sCR1qRtB
https://fire-emblem-heroes.com/en-gb/beginners/
https://pastebin.com/YMFekM1P
https://pastebin.com/DSnHZ3EC
http://www.strawpoll.me/14135057
http://www.strawpoll.me/14135057
http://www.strawpoll.me/14135057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH1rOL5hB9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RWuyNKtJ4c
https://feheroes.gamepedia.com/media/feheroes.gamepedia.com/7/76/Ryoma_Special_Skill2_%28EN%29.mp3
https://feheroes.gamepedia.com/Hone_Speed
https://e-hentai.org/g/1127862/39c741fcea/
https://twitter.com/FE_Heroes_JP/status/918370814210097152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSKeQJF47dY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWR_qL_mxo0
Poker_Star
Poker_Star

WHEN'S JUGDRAL

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

doot is shit

Lunatick
Lunatick

/vg/thread/192107798#p192124772
it's too close to call right now

happy_sad
happy_sad

Grab the Cloud, /feg/!

Evilember
Evilember

@Poker_Star
Never, if you keep asking me like that, clodhopper

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Sonya is my wife.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@GoogleCat
t. THOTjacuck.

StonedTime
StonedTime

PAOlivia's tapmoans
Oh my.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

roll a +atk/-HP gordin
do some damage calcs
he's actually pretty damn good
Huh, he seems like he'd be shit, but maybe its his terrible art throwing me off

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

/vg/thread/192107798#p192124687
Let's just say you'll be really sore in the morning. And have lots of bite marks.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@happy_sad
mamui best team

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@happy_sad
mamui best

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Nino!!!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
mamui best team
It's over Ninianfags, the cloud has chosen the winner

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Convince me not to do this with my only Shigure.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
Delthea tries her best!

Soft_member
Soft_member

wew

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Gigastrength
Do it, yours is a shit.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@happy_sad
amelia slaying gains
HUGE

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Gigastrength
giving up seasonal limited units to make worse Linde

Booteefool
Booteefool

Awakening meme theme 2.0
Added an additional option.
Still because I'm an indecisive fuck.

http://www.strawpoll.me/14135057
http://www.strawpoll.me/14135057
http://www.strawpoll.me/14135057

likme
likme

Julia!!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword

And Hino!!!!!

DeathDog
DeathDog

Got a 4* Hawkeye
Do I make him Threaten Atk 3 fodder to Ike, Seliph or keep him for future DB3 fodder, as the only unit that can use DB3 that I have right now is Eliwood +Atk

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Gigastrength
sacrificing a dancer, regardless of combat strength, for a subpar weapon
do it fag

askme
askme

Shhh!
Neph is sleeping

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Poker_Star
will Tilt be in Jugdral banner?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize
That's a boy

Flameblow
Flameblow

@GoogleCat
Ninian could feel her life coming to an end, so she sent Roy off to play with Wolt, grabbed Eliwood, and he's still so tired from it that his immune system not only never recovered from sheer exhaustion it actually got weaker.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
Do you really want to waste 2000 feathers for db3? Might as well use him for threaten attack since you are likely to get a klein sometime in the future.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@askme
WAKE UP!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Femui!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
@Soft_member
Gauntlets really are a disgusting pile of garbage.

massdebater
massdebater

Got these Cherches, they are:
+ATK -HP
+DEF -HP
+HP -RES
+RES -HP
Which one do I use?

likme
likme

@AwesomeTucker
20k is not really a waste for +6 attack user, there is no guarantee you'll ever get any unit regardless of how common they are (or even if they are banner on top of it, trust me I know from experience) and you have to go through colorless hell.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

/vg/thread/192107798#p192124778
Choosing a literal whore instead of the purest girl in FE

Fucking what?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
*takes helmet*

Flameblow
Flameblow

Reminder that we're due for another Hero Fest early next month, and that Judgral will be a bait banner no matter what's on it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Olwen!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Poker_Star
Hopefully soon. I need a drought so I can save some orbs.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@massdebater
+atk

w8t4u
w8t4u

@massdebater
Do you really have to ask

massdebater
massdebater

Gotta incest to get that major holy blood.

Inmate
Inmate

@Flameblow
Bait banner for what? What am I desperately thirsting for in this next hero fest again?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@King_Martha
lolifags are STILL mad

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@massdebater
+Atk. Always.
Ideally -Res or -Spd is best but -Hp is pretty good too.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lunatick
But user, the draught is now.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@happy_sad
Mamui best team
MAMUI SUUUUUURGE!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

So now that the dust has settled can we agree that Rhajat is the best partner for FCorrin?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Is Nosferatu: Dark or Light magic?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@likme
Sorry, I'm just super conservative with feathers, it's pretty good, so go with whatever I guess.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@AwesomeTucker
you are likely to get a klein sometime in the future
Or nothing but trash like Sakura over the months since Klein was added to the roster.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TurtleCat
Light

MPmaster
MPmaster

@AwesomeTucker
I mean, I used them for making an Effie 5* to give it to a +Atk Chrom, but I was in feather overload then and I don't regret it (she was -Atk +Spd)
Likely to get a Klein
You're so funny, even the Hawkeye I'm talking about is my first Hawkeye ever
The Effie too

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
Sometimes one, other times the other.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TalkBomber
nobody fucking cares you dumb fatescuck

askme
askme

@happy_sad
Sex Reinhardt maybe
Wait, what ?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TalkBomber
Fates
nobody cares

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Nojokur
The only decent thing to come out of gauntlets is the Chrom-Ephraim duel and even then that's just decent.

I really couldn't care less about this shit; I was just stating a fact.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TurtleCat
Depends on which game it's in.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad
finally nabbed my first Nowi
+atk -res
already nabbed 2 Inigos and a +spd - def Axura
The drought is upon us, truly.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TurtleCat
Drill

likme
likme

@hairygrape
I hope so, there are a lot of Jugdral characters I like.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TurtleCat
Light and Dark are two sides of the same coin its both

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TurtleCat
Who is Caeda?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TurtleCat
Palla

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
I only mentioned Klein since I've gotten a bit of him lately. I hadn't gotten him for months but when the db3 banner came out, I got a five star followed by two on different banners.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Midoriko tsuyoimo~

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
He's just very slow, even more so with Brave Bow, but thanks to the rise of Lyn and her ability to not be countered by Distant Counters and after the mage meta, tanky dragons and archers have been on the rise. Give him Bowbreaker and Fury and you're good. Don't underestimate the Gordin, user.

@MPmaster
tfw the only klein I've gotten has perfect IVs so I don't feel like trashing him for DB3

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TurtleCat
Wyvern Rider Noire and Morgan

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TurtleCat
Who is Cherche?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Flameblow
The last hero fest banner was garbage compared to the first, the next one will be even worse

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
She woke up.

SniperWish
SniperWish

What

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat
Altena!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@cum2soon
@hairygrape
Well that's new

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@askme
CUM NOW, NO MORE OF THAT!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Crazy_Nice
user please, Morgan doesn't care about her man's skin color so long as he fucks plenty of women in front of her.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Is she salvageable? She's -Atk +Def.

5mileys
5mileys

@TurtleCat
who is all of them

cum2soon
cum2soon

He can't be allowed to get away with it, they're not even in the same game.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
@likme
We will never get and Fe4 remake in our lifetime that has these beautiful redesigns
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@cum2soon
But the last Hero Fest was better than the first aside from no Hector.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TurtleCat
Vaida?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@cum2soon
Might as well have fun while they can user

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Drill riled up again because he got his request
Really hope that dog cock sucker gets hit by a bus on her way home from "fat diabetic cunts" anonymous.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Playboyize
@Playboyize
Good. FE4 has shit gameplay.

massdebater
massdebater

Anyone got the "This gave Roy further shock" image, but with "ninian is dead" in the background?

Techpill
Techpill

Okay fellas, I manage to finish Awakaning for the first time.(I don't paly any FE games before). It was fan some times, but story was kind of "Meh", but I enjoy it. Anyway, what should I start next on 3DS ? I start play FE for GBA But what about Fates or Echos ? What shuld I pick Next ?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
@Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
worse Linde
Maybe, but Lucina is cuter, which is what really matters.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CodeBuns
Fuzichoco needs to do more heroes art. I like her Olwen better than Cuboon's.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SomethingNew
t. didn't get the warp or return staff's

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

/vg/thread/192107798#p192114576
I barely see anyone else mention her, like ever. I think you're probably just referring to one guy (me) who alleges her to be the best girl and how 17A is the best map in Thracia simply because its her recruitment chapter.

5mileys
5mileys

@kizzmybutt
Fuck off Lyon, you won't get to touch Eirika if you keep spouting poetry bullshit. Be grateful that I even allow you to lay your eyes on her.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@massdebater
Implying Winian will lose

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Boy_vs_Girl
frenchcuck THIS mad
My fucking sides. I'm thinking you need another lesson in humility. You're quick to shittalk talented people who contribute OC but I wonder if your tune would change if you had to pay for your consequences.

Where our drawfags at? We need some Beruka getting BLACKED asap

Evilember
Evilember

@kizzmybutt
Shut up Lyon.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

/vg/thread/192107798#p192118529
There will be a banner with instrument users like Elffin and Nils. My body is ready!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

what ring you got bithc

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methnerd
she was already fully built
then why ask us

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
Why am I getting a Recettear vibe here?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methnerd
Mancina cuter than Linde
Shit taste

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evilember
@5mileys
Autism.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Carnalpleasure
unrelated to the voting gauntlet, actually. Needed it for a conversation I'm having with a friend.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
cuter
has a serious case of man chest
Gross

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
Fate's story is flat out worse than Awakening. Conquest has pretty good gameplay though.

Echoes is the opposite. Has a pretty good story, or at least the best of all the 3DS games, along with the best characters, but the gameplay becomes stale and sometimes legitimately more of a hassle as you progress further and further into the game.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SomethingNew
t. Raul

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Techpill
Echoes is basically Awakening gameplay with a much better story and characters. The GBA games are also good. Fates is utter garbage.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@likme
Jamke looks really fuckable in his cipher cards art. Damn

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TurtleCat
Narcian.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Alright /feg/ place your bet: Who is the next strong dude in his own game that's going to get Seth'd?

Evilember
Evilember

@Crazy_Nice
Oifey
And it will hurt more than Seth ever will.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Crazy_Nice
Sigurd

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
I JUST GOT TO THE FUCKING STUPID DUMA GATE

WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS FUCKING SHIT

TechHater
TechHater

>>192126438
ur mom?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

>>192126438
Who is 'faggot'
Correct! It was OP

Booteefool
Booteefool

WHY IS SULLY SO FUCKING USELESS

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
Ares.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
So did Gaiden and yet here we are.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Techpill
Echoes is a black horse in terms of mechanics and map design. fates is hit and miss for many people ( I like conquest, but I'm not sure if i would recommend it to a newcomer), but it is surely the closest one to awakening. fe7 is nice but has some mechanics that differ greatly from awakening (e.g. rescue). ;Still a good start

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
they put this exact same map in awakening
ISIS confirmed brainlets

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

>>192126438
Azura reclassed to Wyvern Rider
Kana reclassed to Wyvern Rider
Kagero reclassed to Wyvern Rider
Azura!Rhajat reclassed to Wyvern Rider

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

>>192126438
oboro

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Techpill
Echoes is the best 3ds FE, so I'd probably go there and then try playing the GBA games.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methnerd
Oh God he did it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TurtleCat
Jill

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
SI happened

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

>>192126438
removing watermarks isn't difficult

Techpill
Techpill

@RavySnake
just use killer bows lol

Methshot
Methshot

@Need_TLC
I just finished the build right before I posted.

@Emberburn
doesn't like DFC

Flameblow
Flameblow

stop replying to drill

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

There was a conversation Eirika had with I think Forde? Anyway I think I remember it being implied that Eirika flashed him. Did that actually happen or was I imagining things?

massdebater
massdebater

@Methnerd
Typical Luciniggers.

Techpill
Techpill

Why was Ephiram such a dick?

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
Play FE7.

Skip Fates because it's garbage, even the least shit route Conquest is still bad.

WebTool
WebTool

@Methshot
likes girls with man chest
You might as well fuck a tranny

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
Any Oifey, really.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@haveahappyday
neither is refraining from shitposting but here we are

FastChef
FastChef

@Firespawn
Tanned Olwen is still cute but I agree her cipher art is better

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
Delete this.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@VisualMaster
that art

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Flameblow
fuck off berukuck

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Ninni!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spamalot
This. Kill yourself frenchfag. Go request more BBC art you cuck

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
he's just picking on his sister

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What breakfast would taste the best when eating together with my best friend?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

what villain does /feg/ hate the most

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Crazy_Nice
Marcus

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stark_Naked
Aideen pls go.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Techpill
Cause he's a Chad.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@CouchChiller
A bowl of cereal I guess.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Time to fess up, /feg/: what crackships has Heroes given you?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
I like this art, it's like she's turned into this feral vampire. ill fitting the magvel sib though.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Go back to begging on the /v/ drawthreads for blacked art Drill you pathetic fuck

takes2long
takes2long

@CouchChiller
Portuguese breakfast.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Booteefool
She's a good toilet.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Techpill
Because he's a boring character and terrible lord with no development or growth.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
Summer Frederick and Reinhardt.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

everyone hating Drill
it's gonna be a "mods massban everyone who mentions Raul or Tharja" episode again
Oh geez

Soft_member
Soft_member

@VisualMaster
It was just a joke

Forde: You know, too exposed. Especially around the…er…midriff, if you will. Aren’t you worried that, in the heat of battle, it might, eh…
Eirika: Fly up like this?
Forde: Augh! Oh… Uh… You were…just joking. Wow. Don’t scare me like that!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@ZeroReborn
Me x all the females.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CouchChiller
Pigeon stew

Firespawn
Firespawn

@ZeroReborn
I supported Julia and Ninian together and it really grew on me.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RavySnake
you mean like most lords in the series?

WebTool
WebTool

@Spazyfool
That's rude.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What should I do with an extra Shigure?

None of my other dancers really want his dance skill should I just merge him?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

MANmui bout to wreck Nininigger ass.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Spamalot
She dies to anything that isn't red, and sometimes dies to reds anyway for good measure, despite having Sapphire Lance.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RavySnake
t. didn't play 8

Supergrass
Supergrass

@happy_sad
better atk Ninian
Maybe I should roll for one of those, but I'm waiting for an excuse to roll red again so I've had to pass this time.
femui another multiplier
Yeah, I can see that coming to screw over team tiki.
mamui best team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH1rOL5hB9s

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Crazy_Nice
If they're like Seth then I don't really mind, as long as Ueda, Yura or Ryo don't draw any Oifey/Jagens. They're my favourite archetypes and I don't want shit artists ruining them like Seth.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@VisualMaster
Give his tome to someone.

Inmate
Inmate

I got another Inigo. Man this is Gray cuking me from Celica all again. I've got three of both now!

StonedTime
StonedTime

I HATE Roderick!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
Specifically why Portuguese?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Is it true that Female Kamui has a giant dragon dick?

5mileys
5mileys

@AwesomeTucker
prior to SI the game was somewhat balanced barring a few units and sully was usable

massdebater
massdebater

@StonedTime
Shut up Luke.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SomethingNew
I have a Bridal Caeda hanging around that I never bothered to raise could she use it?

I don't really have many blue mages that arent already finished and ready,.

Flameblow
Flameblow

ON AN OCEAN OF STARS

TechHater
TechHater

@Need_TLC
It's easier to ignore them when there aren't a bunch of idiots running around flaunting their names, so I'm fine with that.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@haveahappyday
No she has soft dragon pussy

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

dude just put moonbow on everything

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

First post to reply to this post that ends with 1 decides which difficulty I'll choose on Shadow Dragon

Inmate
Inmate

@Flameblow
Alm should've left Silque in the shrine

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn
Winian will never be defeated.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@ZeroReborn
Chromilla is actually quite good

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Felicia is the cutest! I love spending time with my pretty wife! I`ll never let anything hurt her or make her sad! Every second spent with her is perfect! I want to stroke her soft hair and give her little kisses on her cheek! We`ll have each other forever and always! I love Felicia!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Dreamworx
H5.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
Berkut and Clive. They just look hot together.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Dreamworx
H5

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Mamui actually has a chance of winning with like 1/20th the voterbase size

Gauntlets are such a joke. I'm amazed they actually keep getting worse with time, not better.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
Release it.

Inmate
Inmate

@TurtleCat
Autism.

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn
Ike x Camilla for kids with like a +20 strength mod.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BunnyJinx
Has someone had the misfortune/fortune of coming across some idiot with Moonbow on BK yet?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CouchChiller
Meals in Askr
Breakfast, served at 6 a.m. - half loaf of bread, water, potatoskin porridge.
Lunch, served at noon - bowl of soup and loaf of bread (soup is random vegetables and meat mixed together) with water.
Snacks - bag of hardtack per person.
Dinner, served at 6 p.m. - slice of beef jerky, bread, the leftovers from lunch, water.
Everyone that wants to is welcome to drink beer and ale at dinner unless they are on guard duty. It's always fun to see drunken dragons.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Dreamworx
Whatever mode is harder the the thundercock.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methnerd
Why is every Lucina's best build being a support slut of some sort? At least Lancina does more than just healing people though.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TurtleCat
I'd normally have complained about this, but I really like Felicia to be honest.
You do you, FeliciAnon

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
As a Ninianfag I still think it keeps things interesting. I may really hate the result but it is interesting.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Flameblow
LO AN ANGEL THEY SEE

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Raving_Cute
+def Seth is actually great, desu. Watch him drop those Ignis bombs.

Inmate
Inmate

@Dreamworx
H5

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@WebTool
So I heard that Fates is bad... but, it is that so ? I mean, do the game have moments when you want to drop it because of story ?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
Easiest possible

@likme
Ninifuckers can't even make a good looking photoshop
(lol

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fried_Sushi
A delicious, "hole"-some breakfast consisting of eggs, which are scrambled to oblivion in a female's vagina with your cock. The mixture is then cooked in a frying pan or on a skillet, and served scrambled or omelet style.
I just googled it up

Methshot
Methshot

Life and Death Reinhardt in Arena Assault
Is this some new meme?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
The story is honestly really stupid. Some and I mean SOME characters are good, but overall it's a pretty meh entry.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Lightninian > Lightnyng

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Dreamworx
normal

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Flameblow
best song in all of fire emblem except maybe twilight of the gods

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methshot
probably just whatever they had extra of at the time

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@haveahappyday
I'm really happy with my -HP +SPD Seth, but I hope to roll another Seth who's +Def and a Saber so I can make a very fast ugly Eldigan.

idontknow
idontknow

Beruka x Basilio
Beruka x Danved
Beruka x Devdan
Who else can fill Beruka's needs?

likme
likme

@TalkBomber
General sentiment I see is that Revelations is awful, Birthright is eh and Conquest is written badly but has some of the best maps in the series.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@WebTool
Too late

SniperWish
SniperWish

@haveahappyday
That's gross man, you do that and her vagina is gonna start making bread by itself.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@likme
My dude

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Harmless_Venom
UNTOUCHED BY THE WAR

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Cipher banner when?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

currently at 1000 flags for the final round
You HAVE been saving your flags, right anons?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How terrible will the Arena be if Rein or Lyn ever go back into rotation?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@King_Martha
As if photoshop matters to the point that most people want to be masters. That edit is actually fairly decent.

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
everyone rages at them over how stupid the multiplier system is when Camilla beats Lyn thanks to it
change it so the less popular side more or less constantly has a bonus, exacerbating the problem people had with Multipliers tenfold and making it so the less popular side is actually MORE likely to win now, also gives even more incentive to metagame for feathers rather than pick your favorites like they originally intended
They have to be just taking the piss and fucking with everyone at this point, I refuse to believe they're actually this incompetent

SniperWish
SniperWish

who /1500+ flags/ here?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@CodeBuns
Ema's such a cutie

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fates is a good game

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
Corrin vs Corrin final where neither earned the spot
interesting

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
THAT THEY WAGED

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TalkBomber
Shit story, unlikable cast and bad gameplay.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Flameblow
how can shitzura even compete with the chad Silque

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sir_Gallonhead
I have a +def one, but he's -spd unfortunately. Waiting on another one.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Radiant dawn is my favourite game and I don't understand the hate the story gets. It's got a better story than pretty much every other Fire Emblem game despite the trappings it falls into. It really only loses out to Thracia in that regard. It has good designs and while the lack of supports hurt, the base conversations were a great way to organically let characters grow as the story progressed. Fighting your own units leads to some really interesting scenarios and the way the game plays with your expectations is very fun.

FastChef
FastChef

@VisualMaster
You are not wrong.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperWish
I guess she can probably douche afterward to minimize the chances but yeah it's not worth the risk

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TalkBomber
If you laugh at the story and don't give a shit, the gameplay in Conquest is absolutely fantastic and definitely worth it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

When will they add unit trading?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Raving_Cute
Honestly Ryo and Yura aren't as bad as Ueda
I don't see what's wrong with Seth and Robin aside from being a bit too bishie

Methnerd
Methnerd

@ZeroReborn
Not so much crack ships, but these two are interesting:
Amelia x Effie getting HUGE together
Old Tiki x Ninian working on improving human dragon relations together

And then:
Tana getting BLACKED Knight
Ryoma x Julia
Ursula x Cecilia

are pretty much as far as I've gone with pairings out of left field.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CodeBuns
Only after the best lord finally gets in.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

change it so the less popular side more or less constantly has a bonus, exacerbating the problem people had with Multipliers tenfold and making it so the less popular side is actually MORE likely to win now, also gives even more incentive to metagame for feathers

Failing to see how this is a problem

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
Benny
Gray
Grieth

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
Hopefully never because then our resident spic would never shut up over Shade. Which sucks because Yuzu and Randall are cool.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@idontknow
Just realized they weren't any black guys in Fates. Niles was tanned at best.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Skullbone
Leif threatans not one but TWO kings that he will kill them with his bare hands
Is there a lord more manly that Leif?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nojokur
Well for now it's interesting. The next round will be boring but it would also be boring if that happened but it would also be boring if you already know who will win from the start of the round.

Also it's just exciting because it's unclear what the result will be, not because MCorrin would hypothetically win.

5mileys
5mileys

@Nojokur
If it actually comes down to Corrin vs Corrin in the finals I'm not supporting either side. Fuck the feathers.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@VisualMaster
@FastChef
Fuck off Raul.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Skullbone
get lief killed by Travant
now Master and Thracia are Celice's

WebTool
WebTool

@Crazy_Nice
Finn

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@CodeBuns
Green facial hair looks really dumb.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@hairygrape
never ever unless it's costs like 30+ orbs, and even that might still cut into their profits

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@ZeroReborn
Anna x Gaius, one's a theif and one's a jew.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nojokur
muh popularity contest

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sir_Gallonhead
He forgot about Benny aka the Big Benny Cock

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@iluvmen
it's just gimmicks encouraging turtling like revelation
b-but the archers in the pot place
reinforcements aren't a gimmick and any other game still does them better

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BunnyJinx
Benny is too pure for that user.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TalkBomber
Fates is overall just a terrible game. Ignore the shills who will try to tell you Conquest's shitty gimmick maps are good like @iluvmen

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@VisualMaster
This. Except the Thracia part.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@ZeroReborn
t. landwhale mamui fujofag

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
@Evilember
His favorite ISN'T one of the underdogs
Getting this upset over something that gives you free Sacred Coins/Orbs anyway
(lol

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Skullbone
@Soft_member
The Virgin Seliph Chalphy
The Chad Leif faris Claus

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
Berkut/Eliwood

askme
askme

@TalkBomber
The first time through, the game is fine on any route.

But when you play a different route, or simply just take a moment to think about what you just played, the story itself has so many holes and inconsistencies that it becomes infuriating to think about how much of a step down it was from Awakening, and that's saying something.

The only reason people call Conquest the best game is because Birthright is legitimately "Route the Enemy" or "Defeat the Boss" for every single map, and Revelation is still an offender in this regard to an extent, while Conquest actually supplies the player with variety.

Both sides supply the player with some likable characters, but they're few and far between. Corrin being such a dumbass actually makes me crave playing Awakening again, because Robin is just that much better of a protagonist. Point is, the overwhelming majority of my gripes about the game have something to do with the story.

massdebater
massdebater

@TalkBomber
I don't know for the others here, but for me, watching the story unfold is the reward for beating the map and generally playing the game, it felt awfully good to see a cutscene in the Tellius games, GBA games and hell, even Awakening, point is that they break the tedium of the maps and give you a brief respite while keeping you invested in the story enough that you actually want to continue playing. However the fact that Fates' story is absolute garbage completely kills my motivation to the point where I haven't finished any of the 3 games even though I bought the LE. Call me a storyfag if you want but I cannot stand this, best maps of series or not.

Inmate
Inmate

@Sharpcharm
Nothing changes.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@haveahappyday
Legit gross

Skullbone
Skullbone

A fucking leaf.

Emberburn
Emberburn

NEW UPDATE DATA FOUND
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Evilember
Evilember

Birthright has the worst and most boring cast in the franchise

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
Ouch what does his Def and Spd look like with those IVs?

@Gigastrength
They're still bad but yeah they aren't on Ueda's level of shit.

Yura doesn't know a skintone other than "Peanutbutter" and has issues even lining up eyes such as Navarre's attack art, and Ryo can't draw faces for shit. Robin's clothing is cool but Seth is all over shit, his hairline makes no sense when comparing his attacking and neutral art, and his face looks like it was dragged on from a "stock Ryo faces" file.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Burnblaze
He may be pure but in his pants is the BBC that Beruka craves and Berukakuk fears.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Harmless_Venom
I fucking forgot that Leif has a badass middle AND last name.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Holmes when?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Ninian keeps getting less points per hour
Mamui just increased his points per hour after it was steadily decreasing
Will Ninners get the bonus?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Evilember
The first complaints were over how easy Lucina and Camilla toppled the competition. So they decided to make flags give people a better chance of turning the tides by throwing in a bonus. That didn't stop the stronger side from always winning so they just kept increasing the bonus until results became nigh unpredictable.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Carnalpleasure
Awakening
FE6
basically any game with instant reinforcements

No. I don't care what anyone says, that is the biggest sin any FE game can commit.

Snarelure
Snarelure

TURN ON CNN

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

game was fun to start with, lots to do, everything was a challenge
now I just finish everything in a few minutes and then get hungry for more content
Being end-game level strong is sometimes suffering.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BinaryMan
spic still seething years later

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BinaryMan
Yeah, as much as I hate to admit it, Beruka needs to have benny in order to ruin Belkuk

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Carnalpleasure
gimmicks encouraging turtling
like in which chapters? the only one I can think of is 19

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
I had everyone except Seliph die in FE4 and instantly made Seliph the emperor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RWuyNKtJ4c

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@CodeBuns
I just got to the part where you play as Holmes in TRS, anything I should know about him when i actually get back to it?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Stupidasole
If Ninian gets a bonus at any point in time, it's over, she's a guaranteed win. Now, it's just a matter if Corrin manages to overshoot or not.

Also can we confirm if the bonus activates at a 1% difference, or if it's a different value?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Snarelure
w-why

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sir_Gallonhead
tfw Yura not only ruined Niles' face, but also turned his tan into zombie-tier skin
kill me.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@ZeroReborn
And yet despite this Nini still dominates.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@whereismyname
Femuifags smugly shitposting about how she's guaranteed to win the gauntlet
suddenly Ninian curbstomping and Femui is actually not popular at all, only advancing due to Sophia being an ultimate literal who
"w-who cares my dude multipliers are fine it's just for coins/orbs anyway"

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
Not him but sure. I think she has enough attack and speed to become an offense oriented cleric with BoL and the BoL seal. Besides, the only other speedy blue mages are better off with their default tomes. Linde's has the same effect though it heals less but does more damage and Delthea buffs are too good to give up.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberburn
THIS IS A RAUL

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Spamalot
Replacing the previous Emperor and his half sister wife with a new Emperor and his half sister wife.
The best outcome.

takes2long
takes2long

@likme
S ranking both her and her mother at the same time!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@whereismyname
i thought it was just me but niles skin looks really odd

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@ZeroReborn
because my favorite character that has 6 times the voter base might lose

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@JunkTop
This is good post

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@ZeroReborn
No 1

Nojokur
Nojokur

@kizzmybutt
His army has unlimited grinding so send weak units you like to use to him.

MPmaster
MPmaster

What are your favourite special quotes in Heroes?
WILL YOU SURVIVE?

girlDog
girlDog

Ninian projected to win with no future bonuses because lolifags are currently being arrested

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Flameblow
I'm surprised R.Mika is such a good singer.

TechHater
TechHater

@JunkTop
You are the Baltimore of South America
Jesus christ user

eGremlin
eGremlin

@MPmaster
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@kizzmybutt
He's an even bigger chad than Ephraim which was though to be impossible by MIT scientists. Unlike Ephraim however, Holmes has much better development and is even more badass as he knows melee combat is for faggots and is the first and only lord to ever use primarily bows. Also unlike Ephraim who wants to abandon his title and travel the world as a merc, Holmes actually does it and fucking enjoys his life while saving the world and drowning in poon

Lunatick
Lunatick

@lostmypassword
So, what lolishitter did you hopelessly try to defend in the first round? loliTiki? Fae? You seem pretty upset over this whole thing.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
REST IN PIECES!
I love my wife!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
HHHMMMMMMMPPPPHH!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@MPmaster
CONSIDER THIS AN HONOR, INSECT

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

See this. Wat.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

uh, can someone explain how i'm doing worse in mamui's army than i am in total???

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lunatick
Team ATiki actually. I just want all Corrinfags to kill themselves for being such retarded hypocrites.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CodeBuns
The Cipher crew is actually pretty likable. Shame that the likes of Alice and Valjean probably won't pop up for a while though.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@MPmaster
H-Hyah?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@lostmypassword
How did you forget
had a close fight against literally whophia despite being a nuFE staple

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
He sounds like an actually really cool character in that case, looking forward to him.
@Nojokur
That sounds helpful, i've got a few shitters that need levels.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

MAKALOVE!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Deadlyinx
Use more flags

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@MPmaster
THE ENEMY

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Gigastrength
not even +10
lame.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Deadlyinx
Thats your total rank, from all of your points combined, not your rank in the dragondicks army.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Raving_Cute
Exactly, now you're getting it.

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
They'll never take me alive.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
The post you replied to is a mamuifag. The only way you can make him not look like shit is to dress him up as his better female self.

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
FINE FINE EVERYTHINGS FINE
Shannas voice sells it

Supergrass
Supergrass

What are people's hopes for FE Switch?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@MPmaster
DO

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Inmate
Now she's asleep again. Don't wake her up again.

girlDog
girlDog

@Supergrass
No kids

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PurpleCharger
@viagrandad
fuck you're right, i forgot it counts from when i was on team sophia

cum2soon
cum2soon

@MPmaster
I'LL OPEN THE WAY

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
mfw i heard it for the first time during TT
mfw i don't survive
mfw i have no face

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Gigastrength
possibly someone saving space in their barracks and intending on passing CC and WoM3 (assuming they have other fodder for 1/2) to a single unit later on

Methshot
Methshot

@VisualMaster
What a pal.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@MPmaster
KNOW YOUR DAMN PLACE!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Let's try it again
First reply ending with 1 = Choose the game difficulty

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Harmless_Venom
Is it even possible to get a 40+10 1* Wrys?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Supergrass
Good character designs
Writing that isn't dogshit
Fun maps

That's it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Supergrass
A good game. I'm not hopeful.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Skullbone
Leif is so based. Can't wait till he gets added with a DC sword that targets res.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
Timmmber!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Supergrass
badass, likable, non-retarded female MC

cum2soon
cum2soon

@MPmaster
I LOVE BLACK DICKS
-Beruka

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
That bridge
Oh god, they actually brought that map back, huh?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evilember
Heyyy it's the chief! You're the chief, right? Right.

Techpill
Techpill

Is this Klein usable? Just want to make sure everything is alright.

WebTool
WebTool

@Supergrass
Fates remake.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberfire
H5

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Supergrass
no female protags

Illusionz
Illusionz

@girlDog
So only units over the age of 25?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Supergrass
animated sex scene when you make a future baby with your wife

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@MPmaster
Black Knight's page on the wiki is the only one whose quotes don't work so I can't hear them whenever I want
F U C K

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberfire
So easy even baby could do it
I want you to enjoy your handheld anime strategy game, user

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberfire
H5

cum2soon
cum2soon

@MPmaster
Moreses, moreses, moreses!

Inmate
Inmate

@MPmaster
NO MERCY! NOT FROM ME!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@MPmaster
THIS ISN'T PERSONAL!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@VisualMaster
fuckin nice

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Supergrass
Cute girls.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
CNN Exclusive: Russian-linked meddling effort extended to YouTube, Tumblr and even Pokémon Go

How will they use FE Heroes to get Trump re-elected, /feg/?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Playboyize
I love Shannas voice and art but i just cant make her viable

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Illusionz
fe game where all the females are cakes
dont get my hopes up user

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Supergrass
Not a great story, but one that makes sense and is consistent within itself.
A decent cast that are memorable and likeable.
Gameplay doesn't seem like something that IS could mess up at this point, with all the positive feedback both SoV and Conquest got we could be looking at a game that plays really well.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
At the moment, the first of those seems to be the only thing they can do, and the series is more successful than ever. It's hard to be hopeful for the future

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
Summer corrin and michalis

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
ENOUGH CHITCHAT

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
By rolling 3/4/5* Wrys and merging him into 1*.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@VisualMaster
I really don't like this guy.

You'd be better off using the sword horse guy who comes later anyway

takes2long
takes2long

@idontknow
This time you are going the other way.

massdebater
massdebater

@VisualMaster
Make sure you ironman it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Supergrass
Everything that Corrin has (Design included) to not be in it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BunnyJinx
unlike Ephraim who wants to abandon his title and travel the world as a merc

But Ephraim moving past that and assuming his responsibility as king is part of his development

if he ran off to be a merc like he wanted, that would make him a static character

Now that I think about it, does anyone in /feg/ actually know what character development is? Does anyone remember their reading comprehension classes from middle school?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fried_Sushi
Broke due to overuse

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Techpill
-hp/+spd
It's not great but it's not too bad. +Atk is preferable

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
New artist.
No kids.
I'll take generic plot done well rather over something different but bad.
I don't worry much about gameplay after Conquest.

massdebater
massdebater

@Gigastrength
My fucking sides! Christ!

Techpill
Techpill

@TurtleCat
If I can make a throwaway 1*+10 Sophia, you can definitely make a 1*+10 Wrys, however you have to endure colorless hell for that so fuck that.

@takes2long
Oh boy, can't wait to endure bridge hell again.
Blade Pal
Makalov is a friend!

JunkTop
JunkTop

@MPmaster
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Supergrass
A generic inoffensive story.

5mileys
5mileys

@Techpill
might be able to pull off some quad memes?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Soft_member
The only right answer.

Inmate
Inmate

@MPmaster
DRAGON RAMPAGE

likme
likme

@Techpill
Mine is -res +hp and still perfectly useable, and yours is probably even better so yeah.

eGremlin
eGremlin

What's a better special for Brave Lance Berkut, Draconic Aura or Bonfire?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@MPmaster
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE!
I'LL CRUSH YOU TO DUST

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Supergrass
Cute boys who pander to my fetishes. Only happened once in the recent FEs so could go either way.

farquit
farquit

Surely well get banner info this time right? Or is it ded gaem

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fried_Sushi
I love this quote. "Curious as to who I am? You're better off not knowing, or perhaps even asking."

Such a good delivery.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Fried_Sushi
The more I think about it, if it works identical to how it did in the original games (1-range is physical, 2-range is magical), it'll turn out pretty mediocre considering a majority of ranged characters are mages with high res.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@MPmaster
TIME FOR YOUR FINAL BOW!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
For it to be the complete opposite of whatever the fuck Fates was.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Gigastrength
A Cain and Taco died for this meme.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@MPmaster
I'M COMIN' FOR YOU
I KNOW NOTHING OF FEAR
BY MYSTLETAINN
VE ALVAYS PAY DEBTS
PREPARE FOR VORST
YOU'RE GOING HOME, IN PIECES
TIME FOR A REQUIEM
LET'S STRIKE UP A TUNE
IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU
YOU WILL BACK DOWN

FEH has the best ham in the series.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Nude_Bikergirl
want to have a legit srs discussion about FE
no one ever answers

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Methnerd
That man is my wife!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@MPmaster
I'M COMING FOR YOU!

FFFFFFFFIGHT!

[Autistic berserker screeching]

Too bad he's shit and never used

Emberburn
Emberburn

mfw fire emblem on switch will remove all of the great QoL features that the second screen brought with it
It hurts

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@MPmaster
TIMBERRRRRR
DIE, WORM

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
I admire your professionalism.

Also, all of Michalis's quotes, and Genny's I DO NOT LIKE YOU

JunkTop
JunkTop

@MPmaster
ALRIGHT, LET'S FIGHT

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
i want to lick her flat chest

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard
I also forgot:
RAWRR RAWRR
ILLLDOMYBEST

happy_sad
happy_sad

Who cleared the new BHB ? I almost let bike and bk solo the infernal map with little help of axura and a lancinas aoe buffs.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
Bonfire does 1 more damage than Draconic Aura.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
Your in the wrong place if you're looking for that. I guess sprinkle some memes to get these faggots attention?

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
How do you do that when the lance flier has Guidance for his red mage buttbuddy?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why does Zelgius sounds so young in JP. He's supposed to be like 30+ yet he sounds like he's a teen or in his early 20s in Japanese.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i would probably have used clarisse if she had better art
i like how her sprite looks

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PackManBrainlure
VERDANE'D

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@MPmaster
https://feheroes.gamepedia.com/media/feheroes.gamepedia.com/7/76/Ryoma_Special_Skill2_%28EN%29.mp3

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
RAWRR!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methnerd
He's supposed to be like 30+
But that's where you're wrong.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@idontknow
I place bike infront of the slaying lance flyer and the AI, at least for me, attacks with maria instead of the red mage.

TechHater
TechHater

@Harmless_Venom
when this is asshole going to get another banner?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methnerd
Adversely, Hector sounds way too old. Like he's 17 years old and Patrick Seitz makes him sound like he's in his 30s.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@FastChef
Seth's voice lines are some of the best just because they're funny.

People tell me I'm not much fun to be around, you have my apologies

I still hope one of the Jugdral group is voiced by Chris Smith so I can get closer so a full Cavalry Chris Team.

likme
likme

@Methnerd
This is where being a dumb weeaboo who fell for the jp has decent voice acting meme gets you

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Nojokur
i would have liked it if they gave hector the beard he gets at the end of blazing blade

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Harmless_Venom
oh god daddy punish me more daddy please

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TechHater
Heroes with https://feheroes.gamepedia.com/Hone_Speed

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methnerd
I think Clotworthy sounds too old for what Zelgius looks like.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
Please don't lewdpost about my wife.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spazyfool
SoV got positive feedback for its gameplay?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Will they make Haar a Rein-tier threat?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@kizzmybutt
11 res

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
Can't they put the stats page on the handheld?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Does Mamui have a chance?
lmao 2corn

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
Why are armor knights always so based character-wise?
I mean Kellam and Kjelle were kind of shit but that's just Awakening, everywhere else they range from forgettable and inoffensive to the kind of people you'd really want watching your back.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@happy_sad
I liked the skills.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@MPmaster
Just listened to his cry, wew lad
I have a +atk -spd 5* sitting around, thinking about giving him a brave axe since his speed is shit anyways. Probably not the best brave axe user but could still be a decent one

Nojokur
Nojokur

Makalov will save red cavs.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@MPmaster
tfw i don't know any of the quotes because i turn battle animations off

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
No? Was he not part of the 4 Riders which was like 15 years ago?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Soft_member
I S supported Marthcina so i can express my love for her however i wish

TechHater
TechHater

@Stupidasole
in b4 cockblocked by the other two reds

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@MPmaster
It is an absolute fucking crime that Fred doesn't have PICK A GOD AND PRAY. Legion's specials are great, though.

CMONCMONCMON

JunkTop
JunkTop

@cum2soon
brave throwing axe
sure

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

My dream team is starting to take shape.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperGod
CUTE!

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Sometimes combat doesn't turn out how it seems like it was supposed to so I have them on for my turn so I actually know what it was I forgot about

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Ignoramus
I found them too abusable once you actually unlocked them. Alm being able to use what is essentially Adept for such a low HP cost was kinda ridiculous.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
Best part is I don't have to ruin my sleep schedule for the early bird bonuses. Now the best strat is to wait until the end to dump flags.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Techpill
When will we get Ephiram's sister in FEH?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RavySnake
Realistically speaking, yes. Although there's a lot of room for unpredictability.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nojokur
They don't need saving though.

Xander has DC coverage, Eldigan is a great wall so those two have the bulky Red area on point.

Eliwood and Brave Roy are the best offensive Red Cavs, and Eliwood can do a Res based DC set well for whales I guess.

Seth and Cain are great all-rounders/Brave/Wo Dao users.

Stahl is fucking garbage I guess.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@haveahappyday
Honest question, why have the portuguese become such high-focus shitposting targets in recent years?
I mostly forget they even exist.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Nude_Bikergirl
I got that too but at least he sounds his age, not to comment on how young he actually looks outside of the armour though.
@TalkBomber
Yeah it's real strange considering Seitz can do Ragna in his teens but not Hector, maybe that's the Director's fault.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
same, I only see them in videos sometimes

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
The new mechanics were solid, and even some of the ancient ones were interesting, biggest annoyance there was being stuck with a single piece of equippable gear, whether it's a weapon, shield, ring or food item. The (reused)maps and lack of objective variety outside of DLC were its biggest downfalls, not even all the polish they gave it could keep those from being detrimental to the experience.

idontknow
idontknow

@Raving_Cute
You absolute madman.
Unless you have a thing for brown girls why put yourself through that?

RavySnake
RavySnake

people who half-ass shit because they are too bad to commit
but how will I cash in on the mkv "F2P only" cash train if I don't use only F2P units
better stick in a few key words so I can still call this a F2P video
I'm sure everyone has the SI for this, it'll still work for everyone haha

mkv was a mistake.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Boy_vs_Girl
Oh woops I forgot Luke. I guess he's like a Cain/Eldigan Hybrid?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Soft_member
Too bad Lucina is extremely lewd.

girlDog
girlDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
Your fault for replying to Drill.

askme
askme

@Fuzzy_Logic
Roy

Skullbone
Skullbone

GG ez

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TechHater
IS needs money, user

whereismyname
whereismyname

@idontknow
Not him but I have used every single unit in the game to the endgame. Even fucking Vika and Lyre.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad
Contrary to what a few shitposters would tell you, yes. The gameplay solid.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
Too bad your wife's a man

w8t4u
w8t4u

Which one of these shitters do i 5*

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
2 Dancers
2 CYL
What? Do you want a fucking medal or something?

WebTool
WebTool

Banner preview when?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
Phoniexmaster1s Robin infernal guide tells me to use brave lyn, "oh your brave lyn better not have -res iv or else this is impossible"
well fuck me

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
Effie x Valtar

Both constantly hungering. They probably go on cute dates where they feed each other and bully the waiter to bring them more deliciousness.

I dread to image what the sex is like.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
Kiran

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@MPmaster
LEGEND IN THE MAKING

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@w8t4u
Marth

Inmate
Inmate

@idontknow
Cavaliers.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
none, wait for Arvis

Evilember
Evilember

@eGremlin
Luke
He's a Fire Boost fodder and Panic Ploy fodder hybrid.

WebTool
WebTool

@w8t4u
Selena

TechHater
TechHater

@MPmaster
Excuuuuse me?!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RavySnake
I think the brave bow is the only tricky part, everything else is fairly common or you'd have it on the unit anyway. I find more issue with labeling GHBs that haven't repeated along with a CYL hero that not everyone would have chosen as f2p

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
WOops, azura should be BK

WebTool
WebTool

What are the echoes overclasses like? Might as well try them out if I'm going to pirate all the DLC anyway

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime
Does the netural one need a Res+3 seal? Or is something else taking up that slot?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

all these feathers burning in my pocket waiting for a GHB
IS PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAA

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod
I'm portuguese and I can confirm I don't exist.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Did Heroes do the Burger King justice?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@eGremlin
He sucks. Pass Panic Ploy to a good unit.

likme
likme

@w8t4u
Lukas if he's +def otherwise @lostmypassword

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Evilember
fire boost isn't good

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
I think it fits, Zelgius probably has a younger, more neutral tone while he actively tries to sound menacing as the BK by lowering his tone.

At least, that makes sense to me.

askme
askme

@Sir_Gallonhead
Hes amazing in my opinion

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
No.

FastChef
FastChef

@Harmless_Venom
I'm wondering this as well but for now I'm just going to embrace the tankiness aspect. Really just need lightning breath for a budget build.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CodeBuns
it's for wrathful staff memes on certain healers

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
i think it was a speed seal or something, the fact is that brave lyn had to tank a wolf tome and she needed the res to survive on one hp, my Blyn was +atk -res so she died straightaway

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sir_Gallonhead
He has a build you can give him that allows him to beat, quite literally, every unit in the game. Everyone. Except for maybe one or two people.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evilember
With Panic Ploy being a seal now and also available from Valter, I would get rid of him just for that. Fire Boost is nice to have on bulky units though, especially when using teams capable of doing lots of residual damage to ensure they can clean up with it.

farquit
farquit

Game is so dead there hasn't been a single Haar for M&M
FEH is literally finished

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
A 34 Attack stat doesn't sound bad. At least he isn't Stahl-tier.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
fun

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sir_Gallonhead
Yes. But that's to be expected. Old men always ace in Voice overs.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Just finished "Heirs of Fate" DLC for Fates.

I am the only one who actually liked it?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@eGremlin
Luke is the strongest Brave Sword cav since he has the highest attack. I mean, techncially Brave Roy has more but that's only with his sword.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methshot
No? And he ages at a slower rate anyway

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@JunkTop
I would have liked the kids a lot more if that wasn't dlc but instead an FE4 scenario for Rev.
But yeah I liked, has a few asspulls if you haven't played the other dlc.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@MPmaster
We'll only know that for sure when he reprises the role in Fire Emblem Echoes: Path of Radiance.

FastChef
FastChef

Hey what's up nerds

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

WHAT ARE THESE COINS FOR AAAAAA

Spamalot
Spamalot

@WebTool
They're pretty fun.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Skullbone
Not wanting an EXTRA THICC 9+10 remake

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It's strange. As soon as I see you, I feel the tension that has built up within me crumble into nothing.
As a knight commander, I always strive to embody the qualities of a leader. It is my station.
Between us, however...I'll admit that I have sometimes thought about casting all of it away.
I have never spoken to anyone about this, you must understand.
You...are someone I can confide in. I feel I can tell you just about anything. Why is this?
Perhaps it is because we hail from different worlds, and different walks of life...
Though that may be true...that is not the whole truth.
It's your charisma. You charm us all... And we follow you, both on and off the battlefield. That's how I see it.
Whoever said Kiran cucks the Females more than the Males is completly right

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Supergrass
Can't beat perfection.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@FastChef
I thought this was Chris-chan before I've read the filename.

WebTool
WebTool

What does /feg/ think of Lorenz?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Supergrass
New artist.
Atmospheric, well designed maps.
Lovable characters and story. (I wouldn't even care if the story is generic provided the characters are super fleshed out)
No MU, or just make them irrelevant to the plot and not the MC in the case of Fates and Awakening.
More Robert Clotworthy and Sarah Blandy.
More Yoshito Sekigawa compositions.
High quality ham.
Echoes-tier voice direction and writing.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'll have this uploaded shortly.

I'll provide a link when it's up.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Harmless_Venom
tribute 5 of them to draw 2 cards

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Poker_Star
Inigo is the most cucked though

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
You want more of Chrom's cummies, don't you?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methshot
No, the original 4 riders were Gawain (Greil), Tauroneo, Bryce and Lanvega (Fiona's father).
Zelgius is part of the new generation of the four riders, replacing Gawain himself, while Petrine replaced the disgraced Tauroneo and Bertram (Renning under the feral drug) replaced the deceased Lanvega. Bryce was the only veteran member.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Killing your little sister!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
Some of them look okay on some characters, some of them look retarded.

My biggest peeve is that they get rid of unique color palettes and victory poses, so you army starts looking very same-y if you just Overclass everyone.

IMO just pick 1-2 at most for each, like I did Skogul Mathilda, Exemplar Tatiana, Harrier Catria/Palla, and Yasha Deen.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Poker_Star
fug messed up the quotes

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Supergrass
No children. Good maps.

I don't need anything else. I'll even take a retarded plot and bad writing.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
Lyghtnyng
Fuck off

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@WebTool
I can't believe Big Boss blew himself up in Book 2.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@eGremlin
@Raving_Cute
Do you actually dislike Kozaki, or do you just want to see something different?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Boy_vs_Girl
So did Brave Roy and Xander make Eldigan worthless like everybody said it would?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evil_kitten

I dont like this face...

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Ignoramus
Did you have a stroke user?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Snarelure
Kozaki is shit.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Sir_Gallonhead
More so than Warriors.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Firespawn
I think I might need to replay the Tellius games again, I'm rusty as fuck.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@ZeroReborn
you're just not trying hard enough

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperGod
Not him, but I never thought Eldigan was particularly good anyways. His stat spread is a mess and his only really good feature is his sword, which isn't enough to make him great.

Techpill
Techpill

@SniperGod
Kinda. He still has a slight niche since his prf is a killer weapon??

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evil_kitten
Sumia gets to be Chrom'd inside of.
you never will be.
It's not fair.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
Love his design and he actually did some work for me in the finals chapters of Shadow Dragon back when I was new to the series. He's also really interesting as a boss, because it felt unique to defeat him simply by talking to him (Which came as a surprise considering he was the very first boss of the game) and set a pretty good tone for the rest of Mystery

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
You know with the whole Leo manga and his lines in the drama CD. I'm starting to think he's the most likely canonical husband for her

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Poker_Star
Male generic confession
I trust you more than anything
Thanks to you my life has changed
I feel like I can do anything when I'm at your side
This is something I only feel like sharing with you

Female generic confession
You are my best friend!
You are special to me, not like him, but still pretty important
*completely random argument that barely feels like confessing*
Haha, everyday is so fun around here!

Why is this allowed?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
If your opponent controls a monster and you control no monsters, special summon a Sacred Coin (from your hand) equal to the amount of monsters your opponent controls.

girlDog
girlDog

@Snarelure
Not him but I don't really dislike Kozaki entirely, he can draw half decent characters above the neck, but god damn I fucking hate his armor designs for FE.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperGod
you are right, I sacrificed her for desperation a while back and i only have a 3 star one with poor ivs, ill train her up for sure if i ever get another one

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
So did he dye his armour red from Lyon's blood?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Harmless_Venom
you can sell them for orbs

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Kiran gets a magical NTR Gun
Uses it to get a harem of beefy men

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperGod
Eldigan is a better physical duelist than Xander just because of IVs and possible merge potential and like Xander can usually eat a Vantage Bonfire from some units unlike Brave Roy, not saying Brave Roy is bad though.

I'm not too sure though, I haven't seen many Xanders, Eldigans or Brave Roys in the Arena lately to be honest.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Snarelure
His FE stuff is shit. His non-FE stuff is a lot better.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
I feel I'll go with a generic build, but I don't want to invest in her if +def is not good.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Any chances of a non-Fateswakening Halloween?

askme
askme

@Spamalot
"Ha ha! I'm having so much fun here, getting to play with everyone!
Every day, all the time! Play, play, play, play, play...zzz...
Zzzzz... Oh, what? Sorry— getting sleepy. Is it nap time yet? Nap time, nap time, nap...
zzzzzz."
Seriously I know it kinda fits the character but what kind of confession is this

StonedTime
StonedTime

@GoogleCat
That's the one with Serra, right? Great news!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Spamalot
Pick a more romantic girl next time.

askme
askme

@Fried_Sushi
Females
1 Random
3 Kozaki characters
Males
Xander
Also more Xander

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
Kiran is a gay slut, this is not news.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
Why does that sound like it could easily be Chiki's confession?

likme
likme

@Snarelure
Kozaki's No More Heroes stuff is great. His Fire Emblem stuff is a mixed bag, with only a few really notable designs.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
Kiran cucks the Females more than the Males is completly right
I told you guys ages ago. But no-one listened to me back in April.

Techpill
Techpill

@farquit
this is how I know he's literally me

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
While I agree, the string of lowercase z's as the last line cracked me up.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fried_Sushi
I am starting to doubt that we are getting a halloween at all

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
Kinda low at the moment. If the Jugdral banner ends being the late-October banner that means no Halloween banner this year.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
@Poker_Star
Why do confessions only occur for level 40 5* units? Do all of these heroes get off on being murderers, even the pacifists like Seliph and the dragon children?

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater
What would a Micaiah Halloween alt look like

Flameblow
Flameblow

@askme
Fae took just a quick nap. But the nap never ended.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@5mileys
semen demon micaiah

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@FastChef
You know, spoiler would be prefered. This is disgusting.

takes2long
takes2long

https://e-hentai.org/g/1127862/39c741fcea/

There you guys go.

I have to scan my other books, and then they need to get passed by my friend....

So maybe mid nov for the corrin book?

Skullbone
Skullbone

How can they do him justice?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@askme
God dammit Fae is adorable.

@Gigastrength
He also has the ability to make obsessed cuckbait get over their crush.
Faye saying that you don't need to be Alm was sweet in her own messed up way.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Is the seal upgrade system already in the game? I can't tell if I'm just retarded and can't find it or it isn't in yet

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fuzzy_Logic
girl
Literally has pecs.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@askme
The kind that makes you want to fall asleep.

Fae doesn't really have any deep secrets to share, and is probably at an age where she trusts everybody around her so it's pretty much impossible to have anything deep to discuss. Nothing to be mad about though, it's nice to see the fluffy dragon is enjoying herself.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@takes2long
My Dick thanks you

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
Non-cucked version of Tyfing.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@MPmaster
YOU SCUM!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BinaryMan
Go to your story mode normal difficulty.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Should they have Canto in FE switch or is the just asking for more horse emblem?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Skullbone
cavalry pulse that gives its buff the way armor march does

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BinaryMan
Yeah you have to clear the new story map to access it

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BinaryMan
it is, but you have to finish a new story chapter for it to show up
@Skullbone
Better Tryfing

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spamalot
Tell me...do you look forward to or dread the day you'll go home from this world?
Personally, I can't stop thinking about the sad day I will have to part with all my new friends.
The thought of saying good-bye to you is especially sad. I suppose it's a sign of how close we've grown.
Heh. That's borrowing trouble from the future, isn't it? Better to concentrate on the happy present.
There is still plenty of time for us to spend together, and I plan to enjoy every moment of it.
Someday, when I look back on these days, you will shine ever so brightly in my memory...

tfw not even Kiran could be Tiki's Mar-Mar, only Mar-Mar himself and Robin
@TurtleCat
It's sweet that she gets over her obsessiveness of Alm, but it just means Kiran took the bullet for Alm (and the arrow meant for Celica).

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
You have to complete the mission.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
It's good pussy.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Give Femui lightning breath+ and feed her Attack Smoke 3 y/n

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nude_Bikergirl
rd had canto but the game managed to not revolve around horses

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Illusionz

Leo x Femui, second cutest couple! After Silas x Femui

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@iluvmen
Why does Tiki yawn and snore a lot anyways? All versions of her do this.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TurtleCat
Clair literally cucks me in her confession.
It's not fair.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
not really, that's just pandering to otome because he won the popularity poll. in the actual game itself he's in love with camilla.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spamalot
Standard Heroes male confession
Oh it's you user, i was hoping i'd run into you. I've really grown so close to you after spending all this time together. I just want you to know that i trust you completely, honestly i've never felt this way about someone else except maybe this one other time. No matter what i want to be by your side till the end, i'll protect you with my life

Standard Heroes female confession
Hey what's up buddy! It's never a dull moment with you around that's for sure! Meeting and fighting with all these other heroes has been so much fun, i get to make all sorts of new friends, friends like you! Keep up the good work chum!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@DeathDog
Summer Tiki's is abit more on the waifubait side.

Evilember
Evilember

@Flameblow
I want Ninian to step on me!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Supergrass
T'least PAlivia and her son love (you), as well as you best friend

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lunatick
I think Fire Boost is too niche to run on anyone other than Luke when Death Blow is better most of the time because of the no HP requirement. The ones who want Fire Boost the most are better off with Distant Counter, anyway. Like Effie and Zephiel.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evilember
corrin and fae get to be trampled by ninian
it's just not fair

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Supergrass
Not nearly as badly as Charlotte, specially being bride herself. I have no idea how they could've ever recovered from this.
Are you going to summon a Hero? Oh, please! >Let me come too! C'mon, [Summoner]!
Picture this: Someone tall and handsome, strong yet gentle, VERY rich...and single. My destined one!
WHAT? It doesn't work that way? What is that thing even good for, then? Never mind.
But even without a man like that, I do have a friend in you, don't I? Love fades, but friendship is forever.
In other words...for now, you'll do.
Enough talk! It's time for action. Make way for the Bride of the Battlefield!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

10 hours remaining.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BinaryMan
When you've spent thousands of years napping and being in cryogenoc sleep you'll be pretty use to falling asleep regularly as well.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Stop using flags Mamui bros

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
Friends with benefits

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
No Kozaki and a smaller cast.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BunnyJinx
That's fucking hilarious

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Supergrass
What if I could succumb to what took hold of my brother—become your worst enemy against my will?
The thought terrifies me. But I take heart in one thing—how you have continued to be there for me.
I believe, were that to happen, that one word from you would bring me back to my senses.
I ask you to never leave my side, so that I...can never leave yours

5mileys
5mileys

@BunnyJinx
In other words...for now, you'll do.

Th-thanks Charlotte

Emberburn
Emberburn

@eGremlin
I all the flags.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BunnyJinx
tfw not even the gold digger wants your dick despite being the ultimate gary stu
(LOL

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@eGremlin
That time has passed. People are going to start dumping flags now and increase his hourly point gain from 500k to 800k again.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Garbage Can Lid
@Spamalot
Guys, guys... Have you ever thought that it would be awkward if the female heroes give a subtext-laden confession if your Kiran is female?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
My sources tell me it's a Genealogy Halloween

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Raving_Cute
Do they dare do it? The dreaded quad red summoning focus to stop everyone from getting Holy Tyrfing?

takes2long
takes2long

@eGremlin
Julia and Seliph got the hots for (You).

TechHater
TechHater

Hector and Lyn
Ephraim and Eirika
Ike and Soren
good to see the fans are just as cancerous as the game

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
It's Charlotte, "for now" fan easily be as long as you both are alive.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
Feels bad being familyzoned by Boey too, i mean sure it's nice but doesnt leave a whole lot of room to sneak in any other implications. Good thing he's not my husbando.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
But that fits her character really well.

girlDog
girlDog

@takes2long
What is this, user? I cannot access now for some reason.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@whereismyname
I don't see why it would matter. The men are gay with male players already. Why can't the girls be gay too?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TechHater
forgetting Alphonse and Sharena
INCEST EMBLEM WINS AGAIN

MPmaster
MPmaster

@whereismyname
Why would that be awkward? Alm and Corrin still want to fuck male Kiran.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Illusionz
Honestly I just found it to be awakening without pair up, with the occasional Revelation-tier map thrown in on Celica's route.

TechHater
TechHater

@whereismyname
But it isnt awkward for male Kirans to have a harem of males who want to live by his side forever?

Besides everyone knows Kiran is canon male.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BunnyJinx
Isn't it more of a bro moment than wanting cock in ass?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@whereismyname
But it's not if you're both guys?
This could easily be solved by picking a gender at the beginning.

SniperWish
SniperWish

tikis share a special quote
all summer units do
royals and their retainers do as well
That's kinda neat

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Do we even know for sure if MCorrin is going to be able to catch up in time?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fried_Sushi
Why not both

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Sigurd
Dierdre
Quan
________

Who's taking that last spot lads?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@whereismyname
But they don't give a fuck in mainline games.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fried_Sushi
Not with all these stoic dudes confessing feelings, no

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SniperWish
Beruka saying time to play always weirds me out

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
But i want all the gay fujo pandering confessions.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fried_Sushi
It's sweaty, manly, testosterone-filled anal intercourse between two rugged and horny men.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TechHater
What is this?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fried_Sushi
Alm implicitly states that he loves you like Celica.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CouchChiller
I feel like Quan could be his own focus with Ethlyn and Finn.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller
Lewyn or Lex.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CouchChiller
Ayra

Nojokur
Nojokur

@CouchChiller
Best girl

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CouchChiller
Eldigan

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
I feel something towards you closer than friendship
only ever felt this way about another person
I don't know man.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CouchChiller
How do you even pronounce "Deirdre"? Sounds stupid as fuck whenever I try to say it out loud

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CouchChiller
it's going to be a 3 person banner

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spamalot
Beruka just doesn't seem like that, but all I know is that she only plays with one person.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CouchChiller
I hope not Quan I'm doing my first genealogy run and he fucking sucks dick

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Sharpcharm
https://twitter.com/FE_Heroes_JP/status/918370814210097152

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sharpcharm
feh supports

5mileys
5mileys

@Sharpcharm
Most S Ranked pairings in FEH. Alfonse x Sharena is number 1.

takes2long
takes2long

@TreeEater
Deer-dra

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Spamalot
Have you ever been Sethzoned?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why'd it take them so long to add Sigurd to FEH?

FastChef
FastChef

@BunnyJinx
Shut up son, pick up a sword already and stop being a rebellious shithead. Archers are for sissies.

Now go get your PRF Sword.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TreeEater
Deer-druh

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
Besides everyone knows Kiran is canon male.
Where does it say this? Kiran's always has that stupid hood on.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nojokur
I don't mean to get hot under anyone's collar, but: how about someone abit less stone-cold and instead more loving to death?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TreeEater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSKeQJF47dY

5mileys
5mileys

@BlogWobbles
If Ninian is keeping this slow pace and according to that chart he'll win

w8t4u
w8t4u

Yes/no? Haven't been doing anything with him

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
is that correct? i pronounced it day-dre

idontknow
idontknow

@CouchChiller
The obvious pick

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
@GoogleCat
Thanks. Still stupid, though.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nude_Bikergirl
Look at the intro cinematic.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@takes2long
So maybe mid nov for the corrin book?
Thanks for the heads up, user.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
Lyn is a whore.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Spamalot
they haven't ever had a lord share a colour with another unit during their first run since the original sibling bonds banner, and even then that was two lords. If they didn't do it for Ike, the most popular lord in FE, they're not doing it for Sigurd

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TreeEater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWR_qL_mxo0

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Crazy_Nice
ike and ike
someone post the RD support image

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TreeEater
*ruins your pity rate*
*knightzones you*
i admire your professionalism

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Snarelure
this happens
have to wait for then next Jugdral banner in 20XX for Lewyn
You'd better not user.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TreeEater
dear-dre

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
@viagrandad
Huh. Didn't know they were keeping data like this. Where is the full list?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Dreamworx
Don't worry that's natural. Quan sucks. Sigurd, Finn, Lex and Ayra all utterly outclass him. Quan's only plus is being kinda bulky so he can take a hit when Sigurd is on the other side of the map doing his thing alone.

TechHater
TechHater

@WebTool
If not tonight, then never

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Skullbone

He could mean that (you) make him feel at peace but yeah.

FastChef
FastChef

@w8t4u
No. TA Gronnraven and he quickly becomes your MVP.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CouchChiller
Some shitter like Noish or Alec to cuck you out of Sigurd.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@MPmaster
BYE, MYSTLETAINN

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@JunkTop
Imagining Corrin as a mommy makes me hard.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CouchChiller
What would Quan's Gay Bulge effect be?

WebTool
WebTool

@w8t4u
No, Nino is more replaceable and Gronnblade is so much better.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nude_Bikergirl
Intro cinematic is distinctly male, broad shoulders, flat chest, even if he could be female she'd look manly as hell.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
Finn wasn't all that great for me either, doesn't matter though I'm on chapter 4 now so I'm free of those shitters

girlDog
girlDog

Despite people claiming that they've cucked Marth, Caeda has never shown any interest in getting your dick in FEH. Both versions, most especially the Bride one.
What does love mean to you? Tell me, [Summoner].
As long as the person I love is safe and happy... That's really all that matters to me.
Wearing this dress got me thinking, though. When they wed, two people vow to make each other happy.
If I were to die... I'm sure that the person I love would be sad. I wonder... Is that what love is?
Love isn't as simple as it seems. And I'm sure we all feel it differently...
What does love mean to you? Please, if you would, share your thoughts with me.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Skullbone
50 star Silver Sword that gets even better the more kills he gets. Endless crits.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sir_Gallonhead
How about someone less dead?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
we cucked caeda instead

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Harmless_Venom

I can hardly imagine ANY characters in Fates as mommies or daddies. Or them having sex.

And I still like Fates cast.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
+3 Atk, Accelerates special cooldown. Or Steady Breath.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@girlDog
she just want a philosophy lesson
What is this shit IS? This isn't how you pander to waifufags.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Sir_Gallonhead
stone-cold
raises an entire village of children

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Flameblow
@RumChicken
You can't see this possibly being a female?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CouchChiller
Sylvia with AOE dance.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@New_Cliche
that chin ain't female

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@New_Cliche
This is a stupid discussion because Kiran is meant to be whatever (You) are.

TechHater
TechHater

@Crazy_Nice
Lyninian is the 4th most popular pairing
Think they'll pander to that in a remake?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@New_Cliche
Nope

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

DO I DUMP MAMUI FLAGS NOW

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@girlDog
S rank
There, it's my semen in her womb now.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@New_Cliche
nah that's pretty male, but it's a self insert character regardless

5mileys
5mileys

@hairygrape
tfw herons get access to this + guidance/flier formation

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
@RavySnake
tfw you couldn't have Caeda so you cucked her yourself
@New_Cliche
Damn Muslims. Can't even see if Kiran has any muscles.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BlogWobbles
>>Joke
You head

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@MPmaster
"RUN WHILE YOU CAN!"
"ENOUGH CHITCHAT!"
"RAWR!"
"Look, a butterfly."

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@New_Cliche
Unless they decided to pull another Lucina and make the least womanly girl again to satisfy faggots, that's a guy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
I'm waiting for the last couple bonuses. We want to close the gap as much as possible while not overshooting in order to retain the bonus for the final 59 mins.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@girlDog
Caeda is just trying to learn better recruitment tactics so she can get more people to die for Marth.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperGod
Characters like Midori or Percy can be literal parents to Kana

At least in Awakening it was time travel nonsense and characters like Lissa were teenagers.

But Percy and Midori? I mean has Percy's balls even dropped yet? Shit looks so weird.

Methshot
Methshot

@New_Cliche
Hinoka
Sully
Argue me!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@hairygrape
whore, cute girl so she would be popular
would make sense making the seasonal banner be bait

You might be onto something

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

If the heroes you summon are bound to you by contract, couldn't you force them to have sex with you and they couldn't oppose it?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lord_Tryzalot
S Rank
Implying (You) aren't just one of her orbiters

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

This might sound sappy, but I'll say it anyway. Meeting you was like the dawn of something new. Thanks.

Alm literally says you turned him gay

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why does she carry a book if she cant read?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@takes2long
Also, the lucina book I had in my backlog got scanned by someone.

Since it got scanned I'll still provide an alternate scan for it still but the IF book and the corrin book be my first priorities.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@CouchChiller
Ethlyn, with her PRF sword, Light Brand!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TechHater
Tell us your favorite ship then, fag, let's see how bad your taste is compared to that chart.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Stupidasole
The last few hours are gonna be a toss-up. I'm going to burn flags soon to avoid missing bonuses.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@hairygrape
TELL ME, WHY DOES SHE CARRY THE BOOK

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
Quan gets to lick those armpits

It's not fair.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stark_Naked
Joke's on her, only time I'm going to Archenea is to have her shank Marthypoo when he's under Emblan control.

RavySnake
RavySnake

So in all seriousness and with no shitposting, do you think Mamui could actually win?
It would be such a great fucking upset to see and I really want it to happen.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Carnalpleasure
She's coming with staff on a horse while Leif will come on foot with lightbrand. Actually want Ethlyn as staff anyway.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RavySnake
It's all up to the bonuses.

askme
askme

@TechHater
Can't wait to support Ike and Micaiah!

likme
likme

check wiki on Robin
Artwork of Male Robin from Fire Emblem Heroes.
What the fuck did I miss?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen

I didnt say that ;_;

Flameblow
Flameblow

Am I the only one who liked Alfonse's confession? It felt heartwarming and kind of genuine unlike some of the others.

I have to confess that I never intended to become friends with you, Summoner.
But you're always there when I need you, to the extent that when you're not near, I feel...not quite myself.
It's a delicate position to be in. The more you have to lose, the worse it hurts when you do.
Others may open themselves to such hurt, but as a prince, I must remain strong.
It seemed reasonable to keep everyone at a distance. But you've shown me the folly of that.
I would have never discovered our fine friendship, had I not welcomed you in.
And then what would I be? Less than I am. Now, I can only hope you feel the same.
In any case, I swear to keep you safe. >You're my trusted partner, [Summoner].

FastChef
FastChef

@hairygrape
NINO

RavySnake
RavySnake

@hairygrape
She's doing her best, okay?

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
Even with 200 flag spam and bonuses: I don't think Mamui has enough people. Though if he somehow pulls a miracle then the salt mine will be glorious. Lyn x Camilla 2.0.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Flameblow
Yes you are.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@VisualMaster
Didn't you have Finn talk to him? Quan's biggest source of usefulness comes from tossing free powerups to Finn to turn him into a powerhouse.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@likme
Game was supposed to launch in December last year but Nintendo delayed it because they wanted to shill the Mario mobile game instead. Art for both Christmas Robin and Tharja exist in the game for this reason.

iluvmen
iluvmen

/vg/thread/192135393#p192135393

/vg/thread/192135393#p192135393

/vg/thread/192135393#p192135393

You know we haven't had a staff until in a while

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
people who never played rd will uinronically push this ship really hard

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Flameblow
And then what would I be? Less than I am. Now, I can only hope you feel the same.
In any case, I swear to keep you safe. >You're my trusted partner, [Summoner].
That's actually legit sweet. I'm 5*ing him tonight.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
It's a pretty good confession Raul, thanks for posting!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Flameblow
It's really nice when you consider the context with Bruno

idontknow
idontknow

@hairygrape
You still had Nah, although you at least have the excuse that you didn't do the act until the future. You just cum in Midori immediately then take your kid to the baby realm.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Why is gronraven + triangle adept better than gronblade +fury/life & death on gayboy

takes2long
takes2long

@Booteefool
Oh fuck, I didn't even think about that. It really adds to the meaning behind what he's saying.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@hairygrape
Hello! Watch your back this battle!
Hello! Watch your back this battle!

Inmate
Inmate

@Flameblow
Gay

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
Agreed many of these are complete garba-
Ike and Soren
Whoa there friend I think you may need to slow down

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Flameblow
He was practicing so he could confess to Bruno without getting nervous

Inmate
Inmate

@CouchChiller
Midayle

hairygrape
hairygrape

Let's see...to summon Heroes, first I'd have to pose, then fire a shot like so... Yes, I have the moves down perfec-- Ahhh! Were you watching me? Why didn't you say something sooner, [Summoner]?! Hm? Because I let my guard down? You're very rude to spy on me like that! But I must admit...it's nice that you can see me this way and not just as everyone's "natural talent." I won't let my guard down on the battlefield, though. You are precious to me, and I swear to protect you
I've finished my patrol. I've checked our supplies, too. I've been looking for you, [Summoner].
What? That's not a job for a bride? Don't kid around. You know I'm a soldier.
Wait.. Is it that you don't want me to spoil my dress?
I'm right? Er... How embarrassing! But thanks for the compliment, all the same.
Well, why not? You've been so nice to me... I'll try being a bride for you.
Ha! You're blushing! How cute.
Shall we walk onto the battlefield, arm-in-arm? Maybe we do make a good couple...
What the fuck I like Cordelia now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@haveahappyday
You can tank and kill Reinhard and Blyn in arena/AA

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@viagrandad
american english

girlDog
girlDog

@Flameblow
you fill the hole in his heart with your cum

decent end

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@haveahappyday
Because that's not worth it. His defenses are already shite and his attack is even more so. Raven TA lets him survive.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

6.0% pity rate
been getting one or zero green stones for Minverva the whole time
do a yolo 5 orb roll
5 green stones
what
bottom right time
get Minerva
-atk/+res
uggggggggggggh, I would have been happy letting the rest of the green orbs go to waste at 6% but getting the worst IVs AGAIN ruins that.
Can I leave the summoning window open long enough to go by a google card?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@New_Cliche
Yes

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@New_Cliche
Yes. As long as you don't put stop, you can pick "purchase orbs when you don't have enough.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
Can I leave the summoning window open long enough to go by a google card?

Well I think most retailers will immediately give you a download code if you have a card and buy online so it should take like 5mins max

Booteefool
Booteefool

@haveahappyday
Beats Rein/Lyn

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@New_Cliche
Can I leave the summoning window open long enough to go by a google card?
I think you can, I left it on the summon screen over night once because I put the phone down to do something and forgot

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

people are still rolling the bait banner when Jugdral will be annonced TONIGHT

whereismyname
whereismyname

spend like 60 orbs on green
3 Axura and 1 Inigo
spend 200 on colorless
Sakura, Lucius and Bowlyn ok that's not bad
Olivia why

Inmate
Inmate

@Sir_Gallonhead
She couldn't even live to raise her own son. Brigid had to do it for her. Smh

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@idontknow
I like puffy poosies

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