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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

WE WILL NEVER BE SLAVES edition

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Big Hung Macho Bara Orcs

JunkTop
JunkTop

FOR THE AZEROTH

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
*chuckles*

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lunatick
and did you bring these MONGRELS here...
just to watch you... DIE?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

post original mogs, no tier or cm also no hate

happy_sad
happy_sad

@ZeroReborn
This CGI is god tier
Too bad it's too expensive to make an entire movie look like this because the one we got was awful in looks and plot

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Sylvanas' ice cold pussy

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
Well I see general chat is classy as usual.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@LuckyDusty
9/10 very nice, are these wrath items?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@DeathDog
One of the more tame days desu. In fact like that's not even my server, that mage lives on Azjol-Nerub and I have never seen anyone from it talk in chat.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
wow is 13 years old
hunters still don't know how to turn off growl

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
hehe I didn't now le pepe frog was funny meme in france too haha quiche lorraine!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SomethingNew
What? To be honest became desu? Never seen that before.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@LuckyDusty
@Illusionz
im jealous, plate doesn't get any fun mogs like that

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

been ERPing for an hour with two doms wanting me
HEAVEN
E
A
V
E
N

RumChicken
RumChicken

mistweaver monk or holy paladin?
looking to raid and also want to pvp

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RumChicken
Paladin has a guaranteed raid spot. Monk doesn't bring anything unique to a raid.

Inmate
Inmate

that one faggot running around argus multiboxing like 10 bears thrashing everyone

Fuck you

FastChef
FastChef

@Inmate
is there any all druid guilds still?
seems like if anything all druid everything has become even more viable

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Inmate

user I just had the boys come back from the lab and they have a solution for you! Stop playing on a PvP realm!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
Eh, just use whatever you feel the most comfy with really.
Be warlock farmer
Go to Argus
Everyone else has their flashy xmogs/mounts or slutmogs
I'm just a farmer on a normal horse with a giant chicken following me.
If only I could get my hands on the chicken mount someday. A man can dream. Also for some reason my farmer seems to be fairly popular with fembelfs I run into while questing since they keep blowing kisses at me.

happy_sad
happy_sad

/ourguy/ am I right?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@happy_sad
he's /fit/ now

Emberfire
Emberfire

@LuckyDusty
r8 my autism
https://puu sh/xQPDu/e43b8cf666.png

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Illusionz
Paladin has a guaranteed raid spot
what why?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

In'allah
What did she mean by this?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@FastChef
Why would you want a guild where everyone competes for the same gear?

King_Martha
King_Martha

what is the most alpha healing spec guys

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
Behead those who insult Elune

JunkTop
JunkTop

@King_Martha
Ret paladin

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@King_Martha
disc

innervate me NOW
will look like a god if played right
get bjs on a daily basis

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
male draenei holy paladin

takes2long
takes2long

@King_Martha
male undead disc priest.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
beacon of light
aura mastery

StonedTime
StonedTime

@eGremlin
s-sorry guys you can't have my gear it's not your armor type!
why are you even in a guild?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StonedTime

Why do you want to give gear to people who can't even use it?

FastChef
FastChef

Are there any mods to make my human female thiccer?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SniperWish
You look like Super Mario.

askme
askme

@RumChicken
If revival was better I would say mw

Skullbone
Skullbone

LITERALLY not a single day passes that I don't miss it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperWish
Be warrior prostitute
Go to Argus
everyone else has their flashy xmogs/mounts or farm-mogs
I'm just a horny single in your area on an excited horse with a giant cock following me

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

a full month to go before blizzcon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKM EMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM FUCKING BORRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HOW DO WE NOT KNOW WHAT THE NEXT FUCKING EXPANSION IS YET FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK I WANT A NEEEEEEEW FUCKING RACE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
I think this guy looks more like Mario.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Garbage Can Lid
Do you have all your class leggos?
Do you have Invincible, Ashes, and the Time Walking Dragon mount?

If not then there's plenty left to do.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Garbage Can Lid
A new race is not going to fix your boredom.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@LuckyDusty
r8

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Is there a trick to soloing the first boss in HFC?

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
6/10 almost got me to give a legitimate reply

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Boy_vs_Girl
Always focus on killing adds and then deliver ammo. Movespeed helps.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Skullbone
thirsty faggots will never be able to get their belfs to have huge tits and ass again

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Garbage Can Lid
@takes2long
wow im very torn between these two.
already have a 110 UD priest, and a 100 human paladin... just that disc is kind of frustrating to play at times/topping people off sucks

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

got mantle first on rogue alt
tfw too intelligent to play sub

cum2soon
cum2soon

@LuckyDusty

all 3 specs on bottom of the shit bucket
playing rouge in 7.3

top keque lad

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Raving_Cute
I got the shoulders and the belt and now I am sad because I actually like disc but won't ever get the required leggos

eGremlin
eGremlin

@AwesomeTucker
not playing tmorph roulette during raids and end up stuck as a deathwing tentacle that covers your whole screen for a pull

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@cum2soon
t. lfr flex "raider"

Techpill
Techpill

@Ignoramus

Not an argument.
Stay bad.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Ignoramus
lmao
is this what rogue players actually believe

Firespawn
Firespawn

@ZeroReborn
What about Gorefiend? Is he soloable?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Firespawn
Yah just make sure to use ranged abilities on the adds that fixate on you. I did normal HFC for the rank 3 brimstone quest a week ago and it was alright. The first boss felt super easy cause I'm on a DH so just tons of mobility. The arakkoa boss is gonna be a little tough because of a dot that ramps up through out the fight. The eredar paladin or whatever she was had some debuff that was lowering my max hp but based leech op.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

MUH DPS CHART ON "ALL BOSSES"

lel that's how you know /wowg/ havent set foot in mythic tomb

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat

unsub in wotlk
consider coming back for cata
decide not to cuz school
later consider coming back for mop
feels just like blatant pandering to chinese market
new zones seem unoriginal and uninspired
monk looks incredibly boring
no real antagonist revealed so baddies just seem like asspulls
former joke race panda feel super out of place
interest killed in wow entirely for years

fastforward
friend convinces me to resub for legion
can go back and check out content from 3 expansions, so might as well try it
leveling an alt through mop content
the zones all look amazing
the music is fucking beautiful
alliance/horde conflict takes center stage which is a nice change of pace instead of a mr. big bad
pandaren turn out to have a lot of heart and are an excellent foil to the horde/alliance war
story feels well-written and acted (so far)
dungeons feel really original, particularly the brewery
monk ends up being one of my favorite classes in legion
mfw

so was mop actually as good as it seems? what was it like actually playing back then?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StrangeWizard
I'm a firm believer that MoP was very underrated and that a lot of people just ignored it because muh kung fu panda when it was much more than that. Although I will say I do have a soft spot for Hozen, they usually get a chuckle out of me.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StrangeWizard
MoP, outside of SoO (which was made because the fanbase whined that there weren't enough Orcs) was probably the best recent one.

comfy zones
comfy music
actually introduced new lore and races
troll raid
turned a april fools race into something respectable

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
turned a april fools race into something respectable
LOL

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@StrangeWizard
I don't mind the NPC pandas, they are mostly alright. Tt's the panda playerbase that leaves a very bitter taste in my mouth

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
@Snarelure

I really believe this too. I thought MoP was basically gonna be the "fuck it" expansion but by the end I think it had one of the most solid stories. Some of the garrosh's fall stuff was kinda silly but MoP had a way better ending than WotLK, Cata, and WoD. And I like how they expanded the lore of the world as well with the extra titan keeper Ra stuff.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
Although I will say I do have a soft spot for Hozen, they usually get a chuckle out of me.
always have monkey king bodyguard

idontknow
idontknow

I must protect the Wild!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Illusionz
better ending
lol garrosh runs away into another time-dimension xD

Supergrass
Supergrass

Say something nice about him.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
He has a cool surname

Techpill
Techpill

@Snarelure

I consider all that stuff to firmly be in the WoD's story camp. If only because he doesn't actually run away to another dimension until a book (the events of which are never shown in game) that takes place between the two. I just meant the actual end of pandaria, when we beat SoO and plant that new tree in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Illusionz
I just recently finished the Operation Shieldwall storyline a few days ago, found it pretty underwhelming compared to the Dominance Offensive story but I'm a tad bit biased for the Horde, Trolls, and Lor'themar.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Supergrass
he is soon in retirement :)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Techpill
War Crimes was pretty good, I was pretty into the scene where Tyrande had a handful of rocks and was like "These are from areas where Garrosh had fucked up" and tried to make Baine mad by pointing out a blood covered rock was from the arena in Org thereby trying to make him mad about Cairne's death and Baine just examines the rock and crushes it in his hand.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Decided i wanted to play wow again so got legion and stuff. Holy shit there's only 4 full servers and like 5 medium pop the rest is all low pop.
My old chars are all on low pop servers so I'd have to pay I don't know what to transfer them. What the fuck have I done.

What's a good server to start anew anyway?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

argus intro quests with 760 ilvl

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Boy_vs_Girl

I guess the horde vs aliance stuff could have been stronger, yeah. But I never really thought the horde vs alliance stuff was very compelling at the best of times. They try too hard to make nobody the bad guy so most of it just falls flat for me. The stuff I liked was the stuff with the Thunder King/Zandalar, the Timeless Isle, the Klaxxi, and the whole Sha business.

DeathDog
DeathDog

STOP
PLAYING
SHADOW PRIESTS

Is it too late to reroll a new main for Argus do you think? Shadow Priests are lookin to be as trash as ever.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Dreamworx
People here say either Sargeras, Illidan, or Moonguard for US. Or EU AD for the meme guild that "unironically ERPs"

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@DeathDog

Why does versatility even exist. It's such a stupid stat, literally "makes you a little better: the stat". At least multistrike had some kind of effect. Fuck.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
You can still see a glimmer of hope in his eyes.
Sadly this little glimmer is already gone. The man is just a husk of his former self. Gone are all his days of joy. The only thing that amuses him just a little bit is telling people that there won't be flying on Argus.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Supergrass
is it mathematically possible to max my concordance ?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StrangeWizard
Whenever I'm waiting for groups to fill or in queue I like to fly around MoP zones the best. Something about them is just so comfy... Jade Forest is probably my favorite zone in Wow (tied with Uldum and Howling Fjord)

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CouchChiller
Oh shit I forgot about Thunder King stuff. Didn't really do much of Thunder Isle besides unlocking it so I could grab the little lore diaries for Lorewalkers. And as for the Klaxxi fucking hell that shit was really cool. I started the Panda rep grinds over 9 months ago or so just for the pile of mounts and the achievement but I got so into all the lore and whatnot that it made me love Pandaria as an expansion.

@Firespawn
Yah just gotta become a no lifer. I remember seeing a post on Icy Veins about some belf ret pally maxing out the old paragon trait back in 7.1

@Snarelure
Howling Fjord still is my favorite zone for music to this day.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Burnblaze
Right is the only correct choice.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Snarelure
nice shit taste faggot
uldum is the most bland piece of shit I've ever walked on, out of any other zone in any expansion

TechHater
TechHater

@Sharpcharm
If I can't have hair, you can't have flying, fuck you goyim!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stark_Naked
lol you sound like uldum fucked your mom while you were in the other room with the cold or something

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Snarelure
You really like Uldum? The zone with a half assed story about the titans and wacky Indiana Jones references.
The only good thing about the zone was the Nazi Goblin.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stark_Naked
he doesn't like uldum
calls others shit taste
Go on user, tell me your favorite zones in wow.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TechHater
I laughed too hard for what this statement was.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@DeathDog
Why fuck disc over in the process?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@w8t4u
nagrand is easily one of the most beautiful zones
silithus was pretty great as well

Emberburn
Emberburn

@w8t4u
entire zone is a fucking meme filled garbage disposal
good
I'd say shit taste but that's not even close to enough

RumChicken
RumChicken

EVERYONE

Nojokur
Nojokur

mfw level 60

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Illusionz
Which Nagrand? Also what makes Silithus so good? I quested there for the achievement and was just utterly bored and disappointed that there was only like 15 quests, which were pretty forgettable frankly.

idontknow
idontknow

GET

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

READY

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TalkBomber
tbc
thinking back on it TBC had the best zones in every aspect

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Firespawn
Yes but irc it takes so long that probably the game won't be running that time.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

HAMMERS UP

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@New_Cliche
why don't you shill someone cool like sloot?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BunnyJinx
i was playing on a tbc server earlier this year and hellfire peninsula pretty much burnt my eyes with how red it was
i'd alt tab out or go get a drink and everything would be green as shit

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
All his artwork he paid for on his Youtube and Twitch show him as a tough muscular dude with good hair and a strong chin
See this when the stream actually starts

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
@Carnalpleasure
*vapez*

Booteefool
Booteefool

Pick me a comfy class to level

MPmaster
MPmaster

anyone know why blizzard removed the day/night cycle? I miss it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Booteefool
dk

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@MPmaster
same
so much...

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Harmless_Venom
Multistrike was just crit under a different name. It only had some utility w/ resorce generating skills/procs, but since everything is on a PPM and resources are a plenty it's an obsolete stat. With the way they've simplified stats these days I don't see how they could come up with some new stat without remaking the whole system

Techpill
Techpill

@Soft_member
What about Archimonde?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

spam LFR every week
do my emissaries
do battlegrounds
still no second legendary...

How does one get into mythic groups? I have no keystones.. I'm only 900 ilvl.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Techpill
Nuke him before he can cast banish

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster
Isn't it still around? At least in legion, if I recall correctly it's daytime for a set time then it becomes night. I might be remembering wrong, right now it's like dusk looking in val'sharah

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
yeah and versatility is primary stats under another name
but multistrike felt fun
ask anyone in the entire game if they like vers

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BunnyJinx
I'm only 900 ilvl.

Spamalot
Spamalot

mastery is my worst stat
crit is my best
blizz changed tier stats to mastery and no crit
Good thing I'm gonna be using 4p t20 + 2p t21 ...

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BunnyJinx
find low levels key
find friends
keep trying
make your own group
find a guild

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Techpill
Basically what @Crazy_Nice
said.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spamalot
Memeforging was a mistake

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Techpill
play him on mythic

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I just replayed the boomkin guys quest in stormheim, god i feel so bad for them. I wonder what the deal was with this dragon killing them all but not you

likme
likme

@Spazyfool
Don't think I can beat him solo, just because he would phase out.

@StrangeWizard
@Crazy_Nice
Alright, easy enough, I though you had to fight his trash as well, so I pulled all 4, died because doom killed me. Second attempt was easy.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evil_kitten
You think that Alliance spy ever fucked the Moonkin?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@likme
he would phase out
not on mythic

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BunnyJinx
KILL YOU! TAKE YOUR THINGS!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@WebTool
pretty sure it changes depending on the area you're in i.e. when you step into the nightmare corrupted area it gets darker, and near blackrook as well

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StonedTime
He clearly got moonkin'd lol

FastChef
FastChef

@BunnyJinx
are you doing regular mythics every week and normal older raids?
as well as argus stuff for relinquished shit

TreeEater
TreeEater

@likme
Ignore @Spazyfool
you can't solo mythic WoD raids as the bosses have mechanics that require specific classes. But for normal and heroic just nuke them down.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@DeathDog
Stop STOP STOP

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why is alliance so fucking shit at pvp

good lord

Supergrass
Supergrass

@AwesomeTucker
I'm horde and whenever I play minigames we lose.
Except for Temple of Kotmogu.

girlDog
girlDog

@Stupidasole
@TreeEater
I play a demo warlock, only got 66 artifact level though and 925 ilvl, what are my chances realistically?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Supergrass
are you NA?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
Huh, I somehow assumed that was a Girlkin

WebTool
WebTool

Monk vs Druid for comfy podcast listenin' and toon levellin'

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TreeEater
name one boss in mythic hfc that requires a specific class
pic related, you

@girlDog
if you know what you're doing it's more than enough

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Nah.

likme
likme

tfw friends pressuring me to play WoW again
Why is this game so fucking evil?

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
You're probably right, I don't make a difference when it has a human form be it human, belf or whatever...

happy_sad
happy_sad

@likme
friends are gonna play destiny 2 when it comes out on pc
they'll quit in a month just like with every other game
i've been playing wow for 2 months now and it's actually holding my attention
fuck it's still a bad game though and i complain about it constantly

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evil_kitten
Did you read my post I did not say "mythic HFC" I said "mythic WoD" as in all encompassing, counting HM, BRF, and HFC

happy_sad
happy_sad

What class should I roll? I want a ranged class that is viable in raids as both a healer and DPS. Is Priest that?

Techpill
Techpill

@RumChicken
Did you not get the context of the conversation where we were talking about hfc bosses?
inb4 j-just pretending!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@haveahappyday
find friends

Lunatick
Lunatick

@happy_sad
Druid

Methshot
Methshot

@happy_sad
shadow sucks
go DRUID---------

Evilember
Evilember

What went so wrong with this game? It was pretty good up to the first tier of Cataclysm, but then it went to shit FAST.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@GoogleCat
You ready for Murlocs, /wowg/?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Techpill
Ok here's my example. Kilrogg. Tried doing it and wasn't capable of cleansing my corruption because you need multiple people to stand in the little circles he spawns in front of him. Always got mind controlled around 60%.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

app to guild
they say to wait 2 days for a response on their app form
wait 2 days
don't get a response
join another guild instead
a day after joining that one, get added by the GM of the first guild I apped to
1st guild seems to be progressing better than the guild I am in

what do
how do quit this guild i just joined

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

there hasn't been a single good paladin set since t2
what the FUCK blizzard

farquit
farquit

@CouchChiller
literally use wowprog they have a tool for that you autistic virgin

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TalkBomber
I hope you like gold, wings or purple crystals

Inmate
Inmate

@Stark_Naked
tell them the truth?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

queue for a leveling dungeon
"you are now the group leader"

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I MISS LOOTING WEAPONS GUYS
THAT SHIT WAS THE MOST EXCITING THING TO LOOT IN THE GAME

farquit
farquit

@Inmate
I guess, I just figured it might be a little awkward
but like
Do I tell my current GM that I'm going to leave (despite only being in for like no time at all) and then leave
or do I leave then explain why if asked why I left

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evil_kitten
@Techpill
Where do I get bonus rolls for HFC? I've got like 13 of the ones for BRF.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan
well I can't deny he's easier with pet classes but it's still doable

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure

I miss when BiS was something you could even consider getting. I miss having abilities on my action bars. Hell I miss doing a dumb legendary questline for a generic legendary and being done with it. Legion blows.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

STILL not nerfed
LAWL WHAT ARE YOU DOING BLIZZ?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Here are the classes I play:
Warlock
Paladin
DK

Which class should I go for next?
1-3 DH
4-7 Mage
8,9 Rogue
0 or dubs You decide
Or if it's a good suggestion.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PackManBrainlure
he didn't find the legion only weapons
Consider kyssing yourself.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Deadlyinx
50G
Wow you must be rolling in the dough now

Emberburn
Emberburn

@GoogleCat
play rogue because you seem to love retarded wastes of time on resource management

w8t4u
w8t4u

@GoogleCat
Disc priest

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Skullbone
I do have the artifact weapons, yes.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@New_Cliche
That's what I read on wowhead. I just held off on it for another day when I can get some friends together and do it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Emberburn
But I have to level a rogue then. I've also got a warrior and a shaman sitting at 90 and 94, but that means I'd have to go through wod with both.
And I don't have flying.
Also, I have one boost left, that's why I was asking.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@lostmypassword
uhhh
thats 50G x 5 bro

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass
he doesn't know

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lunatick
epic prank

DeathDog
DeathDog

@kizzmybutt
250 gold 1x week vs doing a mission on Argus that takes half a day and gets nearly 3k. ToGC not worth doing m8.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@whereismyname
I'm just a horny single in your area on an excited horse with a giant cock following me

What

Bidwell
Bidwell

@DeathDog
Its an old meme dude.
How are you being b8ed like this?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@DeathDog
Stop giving attention to avatarfags.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StonedTime
lololololo
cum back when u have lgeions edge nub

w8t4u
w8t4u

apply to casual guild
holy shit get out of the fire
are you all clicking? what the fuck
10 minutes downtime after every wipe
filthy casuals don't touch me

apply to hardcore guild
no fun allowed
only officers can even speak
dead fucking silence because they're all autists
jokingly /say I'm hearthing to hand in missions
they freak out and say my app isn't looking good
pulling better numbers than them in shit gear

Where's the fucking middle ground?
I feel like I'm losing my mind

idontknow
idontknow

@LuckyDusty

CHINK

takes2long
takes2long

anime tiddies

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@w8t4u

This is why you and a group of your pals are supposed to join a guild, gain power by being good whilst not being a sperg and then take the guild over from within allowing you to be humorously toxic with no repercussions.

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
that sounds like a shitter guild pretending to be hardcore
find another one and 99% it won't be like that

Flameblow
Flameblow

@takes2long
Living the dream

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Alright, this is about the Game Tokens.

I want to play again and have 100K gold on one of my characters. That should be enough to ATLEAST get one Token. I cant see them being priced any higher.

Here's the kicker. My account isnt activated. What is the chance they're going to have a system where you can purchase it while your account isn't active?

Why buy game time with real money, when I can buy it with the gold I already have and now have a reason to farm for? The problem is being able to redeem the token or actually get it while my account is frozen. I want to buy the game time that I can already afford without having to pay 15 bucks just to actually buy it.

Evilember
Evilember

@BinaryMan
Tokens are like 170k now.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan
100k
you're half way to an NA token

askme
askme

@BinaryMan
you can buy tokens if you have enough gold on your account on 1 server and are out of gametime but you don't have enough

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

amerifats wake up

thread turns into a pasta fest

every time

FastChef
FastChef

see someones character with the name pavarotti
reflect back on a time when i used to go to an awesome italian restaurant with friends
it eventually shut down due to the chef suffering from a very aggressive form of liver cancer
back to the present day
that chef is very close to death
fuck i didnt want this feel fuckity fuck fuck

Inmate
Inmate

Here is my full proof plan for how to fix WoW

triple the size of azeroth in a patch
leave large swaths of land available to players for player housing
encourage players to dwell close to one another by giving them bonuses
merge the overworld and allow players to sail ships and discover hundreds of islands
islands can be used for housing
pirate battles

y/n

Flameblow
Flameblow

@w8t4u

friend joins shit guild that's pretty relaxed
it's barely clearing heroic but he cba committing to a good guild
he asks if I can join too
get trial run in tomb
get declined because tank can't keep aggro from me
I am also a tank
they're 930 doing 300k dps
you do too much dps for a tank

Being a tank looking for a pleb guild to raid with without much obligation is a struggle, I don't even mind people being bad but more often than not it's a group of pals that sperg out if you outperform them whilst being new.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Inmate
so make the game archeage

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate
leave large swaths of land available to players for player housing
encourage players to dwell close to one another by giving them bonuses
encourage players to buy furniture with real money

Techpill
Techpill

Is it normal to get legendary drop 1 day after hitting 110?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Techpill
I got a legendary on my second emissary on my first 110

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Flameblow

i'll guard house gate for furni

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
look for hc raid guids who get curve in around a month or after the raid release

happy_sad
happy_sad

Carry my friends in their shitty small normal mode clear every week
They start griefing me during raids (lifegrip/turning me into a bat/ect)
Tell them I will leave and they will lose the guy carrying dps if they don't stop
They say I'm too much of a pussy to leave
mfw they got really mad at me after I left

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Methnerd

Meant for

@TalkBomber
@Inmate

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Inmate
better get 500% flying mount speed or everyones going to hate the new size of the map

Firespawn
Firespawn

@happy_sad
too much of a pussy to leave
normal mode

Are they retarded?

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
you, i like you

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

people don't want ogres as a playable race
people don't want naga as a playable race
people don't want ethereals as a playable race
people don't want arakkoa as a playable race
those same people think the next new race is going to be something else

I don't think these people realize there's literally no sapient, intelligent races left in the lore, unless they introduce a completely new one (good luck getting people to play it without any lore, unless they have some sort of gimmick) or do another Draenei-level retcon.

Besides those four, what else do we have that is intelligent enough to be a player race? Nerubians, Centaurs, Tol'vir? Yeah, right, I'm sure making armor fit on them, especially legs and boots, is going to be fun.
Furlbogs? Not going to happen, the last race was already a humanoid bear.
Harpies, quillboars? Their already tiny presence in middle Kalimdor has been all but wiped out by the cataclysm, and pretty much all of their races are hostile to the player factions even though they're primitive and outnumbered.

We're more likely to get sub-races than a new race that isn't one of those first 4.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I wish BG potions weren't a thing.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lunatick
weapons only useful for transmog aren't anywhere near as interesting

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@5mileys
mmmmmmmmmm..m...hhm...

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BunnyJinx
you best be very careful now
cracks open a fel-spotted egg and throws the shell everywhere
agh aged yolk
rubs ashes on myself and starts sperging out
hhrrmm

Firespawn
Firespawn

@cum2soon
mmmhhm notka

Firespawn
Firespawn

http://www.wowhead.com/news=273879/blizzard-diversity-meet-up-at-blizzcon-2017

Can't wait to see you there, /wowg/!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Firespawn
man they're really just fucked aren't they.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SniperWish
This much time needed to look it up
It's kinda sad.

Bidwell
Bidwell

how do you even get the current pvp gear? is it a random chance to get a random piece?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'm thinking you're right in subraces/much greater customisation of current races being the next thing before more races being introduced.

Other than that, I can't think of much outside of those 4. There are always people who are going to be mad at choices made for new races.

@AwesomeTucker
desu Blizzard is still fairly good compared to what you'd think a company like theres should be. The Warcraft property has basically been untouched beyond the odd Sylvanas covered up - humans are all still basically 100% PVRE BAVARIAN PHENOTYPE based around religion and monarchy. Orc's got 'Shamanised' but are still shown to be savages. Homosexuals are basically non-existent.

A better case could be made for Overwatch, but even then they've somehow managed to not really go overboard about a game of multinational cartoon characters.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Bidwell
You buy tokens from veiled argunite.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@likme
all mmos suck without friends

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Garbage Can Lid
tfw no friends

happy_sad
happy_sad

@New_Cliche
are you fucking with me

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
I wanted playable female birdtits in WoD desu.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@likme
friends always goad me into coming back to wow
they always unsub before I do

cum2soon
cum2soon

new expac
starting zones revamped or remade to incorporate subraces
mag'har orcs, dark iron and wildhammer dwarves, lightforged draenei, nelf worgen, redditmountain tauren, elf forsaken
what other subraces?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@likme
Friend tells me to come back and play
Hes literally only on like one hour every few days
At completely random hours of the day
And has no idea what he wants to even do when hes ingame

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Bidwell
towers
rbg crates

Firespawn
Firespawn

@cum2soon
Earthen
Nightborne
Broken Draenei
Taunka

askme
askme

what's the best way to grind out argunite on alts

Lunatick
Lunatick

@happy_sad
No, I'm not Ion.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@cum2soon
Forest Trolls, Valkyr Forsaken

Spamalot
Spamalot

a mastery stacked fury war wth angry pants and helm + massacre talent

at the execute range you are top D

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spamalot
do you have to be a retard to play a fury war or does it just help?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'd rather have subraces/more customization of the current races over a new race.
Hell, that'd be the perfect opportunity to also be able to change your skin color at the barber shop.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lunatick
just put furious slash on 1
raging blow on 2
bloodthirst on 3
and rampage on 4 and you have your rotation set up perfectly

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@cum2soon
redditmountain tauren
Whats wrong with highmountain?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@w8t4u
being okay with no new race for five years

cuck please

likme
likme

@New_Cliche
I don't know, but last time I mentioned highmountain (was about a year ago) I got replies in the likeness of "WE ARE REDDITMOUNTAIN"
I like highmountain

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberfire
please elaborate i'm a noob, won't beacon simply make tank healing easier (with the mana return) and aura gives you a better effect on your aura for a few seconds (for heavy damage?)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PackManBrainlure
Wanting more convoluted story to have a race that has no business being in the Alliance vs Horde conflict join it
Yeah no thanks, I'd much rather play a brown orc, a troll that isn't a built like a twig or even a leper gnome.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
Hpal has the best single target healing in the game. It's THE tank healer. Aura of sac with AM is probably the strongest raid cooldown in the game.

idontknow
idontknow

pre-legion
legendaries require a long quest line with enemies that aren't complete facerolls, raid clears, and items from dungeons
reward is a great, powerful legendary that's always an upgrade
legion
legendaries can drop from anywhere as random drops. Since they are random drops, there is no sense of accomplishment when you get one. If you work for a long time trying to "get" a legendary, you can get worthless ones again and again. there is no pre-requirement or quest line to getting one, obtaining a legendary is just like obtaining any other welfare purple item.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Inmate
how about this
fuck the whole game up and set the level cap back to 60
once you hit 60 you go through item progression through all the existing content
so you do vanilla dungeons, vanilla raids, BC dungeons, BC raids, WOTLK dungeons, and so on
rework all overworld zones in expansion areas to be somewhere between 10-60

y/n?

askme
askme

Arms warrior
Shadow priest
Feral druid
Resto shaman
Brew monk

These are the specs that I have not tried yet.
I am starting a new realm and will be making a new character.

What does this gran general recommend me to make?
Will most likely be lvl 110 before the next big patch.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@askme
gran
FFS
meant to put GRAND since this general is GRAND

eGremlin
eGremlin

@askme
Arms warrior
i like it, but fury is gonna be better in antorus
Shadow priest
everyone seems to hate it
Feral druid
boring
Resto shaman
1 button spec
Brew monk
people seem to like it, i think it's kinda boring

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

demo is really unfun to play

how would you fix this unfun spec?

Evilember
Evilember

@askme
What does this gran general recommend me to make?
eat your sprouts, boy, or you won't get socks for christmas!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is Elemental Shaman as bad as it seems? After the shitshow with Shadow Priest tier today I need a new main for Antorus. My RL wants me to switch and frankly I am not opposed to it, I just want an RDPS that heals (and isnt Druid)

SniperWish
SniperWish

raid night
run out of cigarettes
no stores open nearby to buy more
what do

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Poker_Star
Add all the abilities removed in MoP and WoD and stop pandering to braindead casuals

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Poker_Star
gimme back soulfire

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

How is WoW now? I properly stopped playing at the end of WotLK since i really didnt like cata. I leveled through pandas but didnt do any of the raids or anything since the whole ten-dozen difficulties kinda turned them into a grind to me.
Is Legion any good? I still miss fucking around and having a generally comfy time. I dont think ive ever been as comfy in a game as i was through WotLK.

Methnerd
Methnerd

These are my stats for MM hunter. What should I look to change?
32% crit
15% haste
22% mastery

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@cum2soon
brown/grey orcs
taunka/highmountain
forest/sand trolls
possible non-human forsaken (elves? orcs? dwarves?) or maybe just skeletons/ghost type undead
nightborne(thinner)/half elves(thiccer)
Goblins with a bunch of mech prosthetics/gilbin(?)

Vrykul/Arathi?(Kinda a bit of overlap. Maybe have Vrykul/Arathi for your bulky humans, and maybe Dalaran citizens for more lithe humans)
Wildhammer/Dark Iron natch
Mecha-Gnomes/Leper gnomes (or just gnomes with prosthetics if lepers are too bad)
Night elves with various animal parts/High Born (paler, lither, various regal looking tattoos and such)
Lightforged/Broken
No idea, more savage broader 'alpha' wolves/Gilneans with animal features but no full transform?

Pandas should just have some different body shapes

That's all I can think, some of them are pretty big stretches

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So I just leveled a bit through Felwood for Loremaster. Anyways I've been to Shadow Hold. Now I wish there were more unique uninstanced structures in the game for players to quest in and explore.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BunnyJinx
I like that troll building with multiple levels in the hinterlands.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Tauren paladin just fills me with disgust, while tauren warrior is cool as hell. Anyone have any good mogs for holy cows? Male obviously since nobody plays tauren female

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why all the Li Li porn?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Booteefool
it's hardest to find a good helm for tauren so either start with a helm you like or if you're not using a helm start with shoulderpads then just pick stuff that fits

Lunatick
Lunatick

@w8t4u
I know its pasta but

make my friend apply to my raiding guild
he gets into the trial raid
No loot for 4 weeks (It wasn't like that when I joined)
I tell him just pug ToS and then run with them
They freak out when he tells them he as an ID
He has to join next week with a fresh ID
Call them a bunch of faggots and gquit
12h ban follows a little later

Those guys were such shitbags. Totally elitists despite parsing so shit. If you showed weakness they immediately dogpilled on you but if you "try-harded" you were a no-life that "is in the wrong guild"

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
My best attempt plz no bully
Firelands gear is nice, closest I can get to sun/tribal looking plate
The helm is a bit tacky but I don't mind

I also use the double totem harness and no cloak

Illusionz
Illusionz

shatari skyguard rep farming

TechHater
TechHater

@Evil_kitten
The helm looks good on a Tauren but not on this set.
Also try different pants and a different belt that fit the colours more. Apart from this good job!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

MIstress down last week
have to reprogress on her this week
and every week after that
End this hell

Spamalot
Spamalot

Provide me with good tips for the mage tower artifact challenge for protection paladin

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TechHater
Trying to find a belt that fits colour wise that doesn't cut the tabard hasn't been easy.

Could probably mix up the pants but I like the colours and the scaled texture.
Could maybe go something darker

Would probably go helmless if dropping this helm, nothing else I've found is decently tribal (wow another crystal space/human smithed paladin plate set yay)

likme
likme

@Spamalot
just wait till 75 traits and 740ilvl

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spamalot
I was lucky enough just to have enough GC/t20 procs that I only had one infernal for end phase then just popped everything for kruul

I also found that people saying ignore eyes were incorrect and it was worth taking the time to run around clear them was worth it

I've heard people say that actually using lust on first phase is good because kruul damage doesn't really matter any more with current gear and infernal knockback is what really gets you.

If you're still losing it, just wait until you get more ilvl or the pants/sephuz/shoulders

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tczU6OWoUkI

mfw its literally about pezado

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SomethingNew
go be an injun elsewhere, cow.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@eGremlin
i like it, but fury is gonna be better in antorus
Is this because of tier bonuses or something else

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw i like how fury plays but never really cared for the dual two-hander look
it's just too big and bulky in a world of big and bulky weapons, having two of them seems excessive

hairygrape
hairygrape

@GoogleCat
I feel you. I'd be much more open to it if they either brought back SMF, or let you transmog to one handed weapons (this is a major complaint of mine with windwalker). I don't buy the arguments that they can't "just do that", considering we have toys that do, such as the burning blade item or the lamp when you use that skeleton thing back from Timeless Isle.

Evilember
Evilember

Is Kiljaeden LFR as easy as the rest of the bosses? I'm in queue now. I went through all the bosses so far without wipes.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evilember

Nah, people can wipe it just from being brain dead. In principle it's easy but in practice it isn't.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@kizzmybutt
prefect soaks, record time on first phase
veil starts
people literally don't know what to do, they fall off the platform or die to the adds
we get out of the phase with half the raid dead, only one healer up
Fucking love lfr KJ.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@AwesomeTucker
@Evilember
that's why nobody ever does the last 3 of tos

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

>>192153161
And a ching chong to you too lady.

viagrandad
viagrandad

dude queues as dps for a dungeon
stays on his tank spec anyway making us take twice as long to clear everything
why

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

how does this make you feel

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@viagrandad
I did that in the first few weeks of legion
I was legitimately mad that people didn't let me play dps prot pally

Emberfire
Emberfire

are there any next xpac leaks? i'm an impatient faggot and can't wait 3 weeks till blizzcon.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

r8 my orcfu

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@viagrandad
Can I do this on DK? I can pretty much solo mythic up to +10 anyway.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@DeathDog
Is this because of tier bonuses
yeah
arms t20 bonuses are really good
arms t21 bonuses are really bad
fury t21 bonuses are really good

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@viagrandad

I needed a heroic and queued as DPS like a mong last week because I forgot to change it, I'm main spec tank and thought fuck it whatever it's just a heroic, one pulled the dungeon, did all the dps, didn't need heals.

they kicked me

Now the question here is are they just those sperges that reee about letting the tank pull when it's not necessary or are they mad that I was trivialising a heroic?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Nude_Bikergirl
I've been queueing as tank when I'm fury, up to heroic dungeons, and I just single pull. I haven't had anyone that's not grateful for it, being such a quick run. I'm waiting for the day some fucking sperg reeeeee's at me for giving him a free run.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nude_Bikergirl
honestly it's ok as long as you're actually contributing rather than being the ragnaros faggot who brings the group down by being one less dps and getting in the tank's way

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i heard you talked shit about me

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nude_Bikergirl

join heroic
tell everyone to just run don't hit until I stack
aggro two packs of mobs
they start going ham on them as soon as they aggro
LEARN TO TANK WHY DO I HAVE AGGRO
explain the situation
just doesn't understand that I want to pull everything then aoe
do exactly the same thing but tag all the mobs so I have permanent aggro
this just wastes time
he rees about not being able to hit them if they're running

Heroics are cancer, they should bring back the proving grounds requirement since it just blocked them off to absolute mouth breathers.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

me and my bisch

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StonedTime
tfw this happens but with a pet taunting everything

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@GoogleCat
It's been a while since you posted that where have you been? Did you take a break?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
fuck off huns kill yourself

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@AwesomeTucker

tfw i've accidentally heroic leaped of the platform in veil phase

and that's when i learned i belong in LFR

TechHater
TechHater

Alright wowg redpill me on the classes and specs that never suffer from nerfs.

MPmaster
MPmaster

log into my fury warrior i haven't touched since mop
Set up action bars
this is it
this is literally everything that isn't a talent

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater
frost mage

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@MPmaster
welcome to world of warcraft 2017

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@MPmaster

Try the class they actually designed for legion. Demon Hunter barely has any buttons and all the buttons that aren't chaos strike don't even matter.

massdebater
massdebater

@Ignoramus
t. never played demon hunter

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
Thats a moderate amount of skills an MMO should have. Im unironically glad the dumb era of FFXI and Everquest with their 40 mostly redundent buttons ended.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Illusionz
It's just a few hours of killing shit. Do it as a human during DMF and get your guild banner out. It'll go by much faster.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

sub ran out
try to think of a good time wasting game other than WoW
can't
launch WoW

massdebater
massdebater

noob here

why can I never use Blooddrink on my DK blood. It's always blackened in every situation

whereismyname
whereismyname

if the next expansion is naga shit i'm done

there is no race more tired and played out than nagas except trolls and orcs

whoa... we wuz elves n sheeit *shows up in every single expansion*

MPmaster
MPmaster

@whereismyname
DId they show up in WotLK, MoP, or WoD?

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
not that guy but i recall killing regular naga mobs in boring tundra, can't remember seeing them in MoP or WoD though, they're indigenous to those places right?

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog
Forgot about those in Borean Tundra

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@girlDog
they're not*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@GoogleCat
Feelsbadman

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

walk into Goldshire Inn
see this
wat do?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Ignoramus
yeah i gave it a shot and yeah it's actually a damn well designed class. It's just funny how at a first glance it's got like no abilities

Emberfire
Emberfire

@MPmaster
kek even BM hunters have more

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Harmless_Venom
turn 1080 and disappear into the ether

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Harmless_Venom
Take a screenshot and post to /wowg/

farquit
farquit

yfw next expansion reveal music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmTuePqUJKU

SniperGod
SniperGod

What's the most complicated specc to play?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
Survival hunter

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperGod
SV

FastChef
FastChef

@farquit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waVSu4adDM

girlDog
girlDog

@farquit
yfw next expansion reveal music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8Nz2cmCp0

happy_sad
happy_sad

Should I resub? Haven't played since before 7.2.0 with Tomb of Sargeras came out. I'd be playing alone doing LFG and LFR and farming solo and old time shit.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@hairygrape
I really hope you don't mean the start of a dh, because the whole fucking Mardum quest chain is to gather your abilities one by one from demons.

FastChef
FastChef

@happy_sad
Do you want to play the game then yes.
Do you NOT want to play the game then no.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@happy_sad
Welfare tokens and crucible gives you a huge power boost so it's nice to play solo content. Do it man.

JunkTop
JunkTop

genuinely hope 8.0 has more troll content, especially zandalari, my favourite race despite me not having a troll character

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CouchChiller
No idea what you mean by either of those things, if it has to do with artifact level I think I go my weapon to max level (30?) before quitting.
Speaking of tokens reminded me about being able to purchase game time with gold. Last time I played I spent huge amounts of time on the AH but right before quitting the game I changed to a dead server to "raid" and now I'm stuck on a shit server

FastChef
FastChef

@JunkTop
zandalari
Didn't we BTFO the zandalari like 4 times now? How can they keep coming back stronger?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@JunkTop
not forest trolls
VENGEANCE FOR ZUL'JIN

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

staying up late as a kid on your old main character at a low level during the night
THAT music plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3O2r5K8e9A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YONdeDeSgrQ

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool
im talkin about level 90 fury warriors

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
I have a use for you mmmm

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Snarelure
I mean that you get gear tokens all over Argus that make 880+ gear, world quest and dungeon ilvl is bumped and you can buy gear tokens that give 910+ gear. If you were not a mythic raider you should get a 20 ilvl boost easily in the first two days.

WebTool
WebTool

@FastChef
That was just fringe zandalari

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Skullbone
I see, catchup epics for people like me.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Will blizzard ever decide to fuck off with making melee gods in pvp?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Evil_kitten
What's the best class for a forest troll?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sharpcharm
hunter with throwing axes i wish

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@kizzmybutt
Exactly. I was at 908 ilvl before Argus and reached 930 in about a week.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Ok so in the blizz launcher there's an ad showcasing the mounts from the virtual ticket, what areas are in the background of the ad?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Evening, ladies and gents.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

removed invincible from favourite mounts
AMA

FastChef
FastChef

Couldn't rekill avatar this week.
Extending forever on KJ now.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
I take your shitposts over pandas anyday.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CouchChiller
ashran's stormshield and warspear

idontknow
idontknow

I love dusk.

eGremlin
eGremlin

As a new player is there any point in leveling professions in this game?
Seems like leveling something like enchanting takes more effort than it's worth at the start

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

[05:14:27] Ban-Lu says: Do not concern yourself with failure, Grandmaster. Rather, focus on rising every time you fall.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@idontknow
I like your outfit

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin
No. Just hit max level and then use the catchups to get to 600 in a few minutes.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@eGremlin
Try more effort than it's worth at all
You have a far easier time selling raw mats than finished products, just start with two gathering professions until max level and sell what you gather

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@JunkTop
Thanks!

So I'm minding my own business out here and this girl sits next to me.

What should I say to her, /wowg/?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Anyone have tabs on Jocelyn??

I miss her

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@kizzmybutt
he doesn't know
user... im sorry....

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

muh moonkin dik

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Your artifact weapon will be at 75 in time for Antorus, right /wowg/?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@AwesomeTucker
fuck no im 65 and dont world quest on my main

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@AwesomeTucker
ye, I'm 73 so it should take 2 more weeks

WebTool
WebTool

@DeathDog
haha sweet mog, bro!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stark_Naked
w8 is she actually ded

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@GoogleCat
my super casual guild not only downed h maiden but also had an easier time killing avatar than maiden
i haven't been around the block for a while someone said they can save the h tos lockout for next week and we can try h kj a few times and if we don't get it someone can reset it and then we can run it normally?
sounds fake

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

her weapon item level is 95_

what's your excuse?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Garbage Can Lid
because hes a fat anti social no life who only farms mounts
WHO
CARES

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Garbage Can Lid
it's a trait>ilvl type of class

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
But it's 962.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

join guild
lowest ilvl, have some lfr tier even
do the most dps, despite there being 2 others of my spec
???

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BunnyJinx
tryhard lmao

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@happy_sad
but this is mythic
and i'm not even trying that hard

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

where all the blue wimmin at

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
Blizz has come a long way with updating the textures and models.

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot

Never stop strafing. Don't run over orbs unless shit is stacked up. Using defensive cooldowns means you put yourself in a position to need them.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I just got Kazzak's Final Curse. I have Pillars of the Dick Portal, Sephuz's, Norgannon's Foreskin, Feretory of Souls, and Soul of the Netherlord. I figure that Kazzak's and Soul is the best for me to use in Demo while Soul and Feretory are my best for Destro. Any warlockbros can comment?

inb4 just go aff

Fuck that I don't want to play a spec that requires an IQ of 80 and is as thrilling as watching paint dry.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@kizzmybutt

I have meatball benched for moroes on my paladin.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@kizzmybutt
Anyone who doesn't use Meatball on Argus is beyond me

farquit
farquit

Looks like a huge banwave was sent like an hour or so ago.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@VisualMaster
"Is it true that Draenei women have horse futa-cocks?"

Nojokur
Nojokur

post your collections fellas

Emberfire
Emberfire

Just bought this bad boy.

You can't possibly convince me it was a bad idea.

Supergrass
Supergrass

So I'm resubbing and I launched the game first and it gives me the option to add 30 days for 265k gold.
Is there any way to know how much gold I got on my characters beforehand so I can make a better decision?
I don't want to do it and then find out I'm left with 0 gold.

Methshot
Methshot

@Nojokur
No, I'm not a loser who collects meaningless shit.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Supergrass
add 30 days for 265k gold.
jesus christ what region are you playing in?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Supergrass
Ask Blizzard for some free days, they usually give you a couple if you're coming back to the game.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
Europe. Horde is that affects it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

he's actually Mythic raiding
he's actually proud of it
he thinks Mythic raiding hasn't been utter dogshit for 2 expansions now

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stark_Naked
@Emberburn
@Supergrass
HOW CAN YUROS EVEN COMPETE
@Methshot
he's mad because i get to fully gear my alts and go to argus the second i hit 110

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stark_Naked
is
Meant "if".

@Stupidasole
Do they really? I get emails from time to time with like a week of playtime but I never tried to ask them. I'll try that.

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster
yea bro f*ck these noobs lmao they should be playing dress up and having gay online sex with other men in goldshire instead haha

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What would you guys say is the spec most opposite from Prot paladin?

I'm thinking of picking up an alt for trying something new.

Afflock? Resto Druid? Subtlety rogue?

I know it's kind of a washy question but I just want to freshen things up a bit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ret pally here r8 my logs (yes this is for the FINAL BOSS of a dungeon pre sick huh?)

likme
likme

@farquit

shitter

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
afflock
brainless
resto druid
brainless
sub rogue
brainless

play something that requires high IQ like warrior

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

is vengeance any more fun than havoc?
havoc just seems like poopy rogue
i just bought 110 leather gear for my druid since he's about to hit 98 and i figure im gonna have to level a rogue and dh next
maybe a monk if dh and rogue are boring

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is it okay to use sidewinders in PVE? I like it better because there's no RNG.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@AwesomeTucker
Mine is at 62. Because I couldn't decide what spec to play and leveled up two side by side. Big mistake.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@AwesomeTucker
I got 69 might have 75 but not really pressed for it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
PSO2 is really good for vegetating.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
play some singleplayer games
stardew valley is a great timesink

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
He is great for soloing elites, but he's starting to get annoying. Keeps you in combat for ages since he'll stick to enemy players like glue and they don't even burst him down just keep running and sitting there. Besides you can jsut use group finder for most elites and Ironman suit for clumped up ones.

5mileys
5mileys

tfw you make an mvp play and the raid leader recognizes it

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Garbage Can Lid
lowest armor / jewelry piece is 935
can't get relics that are above 910 with good traits

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@w8t4u
Roll relinquished trinket
tf shitty trinket, base good trinket
roll jewelry/armor
tf/socket with shit stats, base good stats
roll relics
tf relic with shit traits, base relic with good traits

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StrangeWizard
Pandas are gay and so are you

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

At Megaera yesterday, farming for ji kun

Internet goes boom and I can't reconnect until today

Now I can't open the door after the long corridor that comes after horridon

What?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Alright, I have 12 characters and I want to get as many legos for them as possible. What's the most efficient way to do that? As of last week I'm doing one M+, 3 minor and one major invasions on each, and maybe an emissary or two if I'm low on resources.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Alright, /wowg/, i just made 110 on a Demon Hunter (Blood Elf male). What am i to suspect with this class in general?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@AwesomeTucker
boredom

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw banned for 18 months for botting

it's worth it though because it's the only way I enjoy the game anymore.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@happy_sad
enjoying the game by not playing the game

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@JunkTop
Not using all your followers to spam AP missions
Not soloing everything on Argus

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

try fury in argus open world
its complete shit and deals no damage without battle cry up
not to mention that i unequiped prydaz and was geting dazed all the time

what kind of world do i live in

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Burnblaze
you only need meatball for the hour or so a day it takes you to do wq's and argus
rest of the time he can be on missions duty

also I solo shit on argus and meatball makes it so much faster its ridiculous

Techpill
Techpill

@Burnblaze
he isn't using http://www.wowhead.com/item=147559/ward-of-infinite-fury

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
It's already fast enough and there are plenty of randoms killing every rare out there anyway so its pretty pointless.

Techpill
Techpill

@Techpill
He needs 50g and order hall resources more than AP

Have fun downing heroic KJ user!

viagrandad
viagrandad

what's a high pop EU server without heavy faction imbalance one way or the other?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@happy_sad
Imagine being so mentally handicapped that you have to resort to cheating in a game with 3 button rotations. truly pathetic

Methshot
Methshot

@viagrandad

no such thing compadre

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methshot
fuck, outland it is

SniperGod
SniperGod

she pleys wow

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

There's something therapeutic about farming Heavy Junkboxes in Quel'danas. I'm not sure if it's actually relaxing, or if my brain is just relieved it doesn't have to do the other parts of the achievement anymore.
people were farming southsea pirates without battle standard or bear tartare
Do people just do no research before attempting insane in the membrane?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BunnyJinx
I feel ya on that. To be fair, Legion is the expansion I've played the most since Wrath. Nah it's not great, cause legendaries are hit/miss depending on your luck/allotted time to farm them. I enjoy it, though. I have shit to do in game and I like the lore, more than I can say about mop/draenor personally.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Is there any chance they bring back the option to vendor AP tokens?

After you get that first point in Concordance so you can get your class mounts/pets, AP just feels entirely worthless.

StonedTime
StonedTime

when khadgar yells that
WE CAN STOP HIM I KNOW IT
i feel like a fuckin cuck cuz he stands there and i kill the boss and i start to imagine chad fuckin my crush telling me if im not mad

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperGod
she(male) pleys wow

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TreeEater
@BunnyJinx
it's definitely a timesink
nothing else is grabbing my attention at all with gaming as like a staple game i wanna play currently so wow is fitting the niche

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@viagrandad
Defias Brotherhood is 50/50

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekgiVLiRo

That intro

And people say Jaina isn't a great character

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

post a mog better then this

Methshot
Methshot

so i have nearly maxed out LW patterns but im debating on kleeping this shit or dropping skinn and lw for JC and minning. how good is JC for gold making. tired of being stuck at around 150k gold all the time. i craft a shit ton of leather and mail epics and post them but even on a super high pop server. they just don't sell fast enough.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Raving_Cute
god tier voice actress

5mileys
5mileys

actual discussion about the game is ignored
people respond to shitposting
Fuck you guys you are worse than xivg

Techpill
Techpill

Anyone noticed that they added a few items to low level dungeons? Also, pre-WoD gear is now giving you the main stats of whatever spec your in, so you don't need two leather heirloom sets.

Was that in the patch notes or a stealth add?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Techpill
who even fucking cares

SniperWish
SniperWish

@GoogleCat

how long can i stay in pandaland to level up before i absolutely need to move onto wod shit? like what level?

just hit 90 but i've only done jade forest. wanna see the rest of the continent but i still wanna level at a semi-decent pace.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SniperWish
dont you have a main to see the content on?

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperWish
Frankly the sooner you start wod the easier it is to get it over with. Also what @Flameblow
said, just enjoy Pandaria on your main, makes it far more enjoyable.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@5mileys
elaborate?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@MPmaster
he means thread's dead since tmorph left

Methshot
Methshot

I want the last of these Draenor mounts so I can be done with this plaaaace

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Flameblow
i do but i originally wanted to experience it all at the intended level. but since i one/two-shot everything anyway i guess it won't make much of a difference if i'm 90 or 110 either way.

@TechHater
yeah i guess i'll just do that then. garrison shit just turns me right off so i was reluctant to start it for the 3rd time.

thanks guys.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Anyone knows if I need to do the unga ingoo scenario to complete Krasang Wilds loremaster?

I can't find any info on wowhead on it and Nayeli Lagoon is the only part im missing

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Burnblaze
hit the glowy button: the spec
hit the 2 glowy buttons: the other spec
hugest iq class

WebTool
WebTool

is there a new expansion coming soon? What's Argus?

Played since early BC, but got perm banned right before Legion, haven't played since.Considering playing again, but it'd be a whole new account without any of my old shit/money.
Is WoW still just a major grind? I found leveling alts was the most fun thing to do during MoP.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SniperGod
Scenarios typically aren't part of a zone's questline.

idontknow
idontknow

@Supergrass
@SniperGod
Nvm I actually found it, was a quest that dropped from a mob that I missed

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

WoW isn't a grind at all you boost to level 100 and immediately get your best weapon and access to 910 gear

Emberburn
Emberburn

so since every druid can go into the emerald dream willy nilly i guess we're not getting that emerald dream expansion

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
i guess we're not getting that emerald dream expansion
and thank fuck for that
the last thing I want is more druid faggotry

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberburn
This was our emerald dream expansion, we had a whole raid about it.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

TRANNIES AND FURRIES AND ANY ERPERS BANNED BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Burnblaze
access to 910 gear
Explan?

farquit
farquit

banwave went out a few hours ago
i got hit
only ever used body mods so i can actually do something fun while playing this shit game
thank god i'm finally free of this shit game and shittier company

SniperWish
SniperWish

@viagrandad
The same add the 850, 880, etc gear. All locked to 110 so you can look at it in your bag.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@viagrandad
Go to argus
Get 910 gear

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@farquit
Get BTFO in a game he loves

y-yeah I never wanted this game anyways

lmao fox&grapes

farquit
farquit

@Crazy_Nice
@farquit
Guess that explains why the goldshire inn was surprisingly quiet today rather than the usual orgies being broadcast across all of Elwynn Forest.

cum2soon
cum2soon

WHY IS ALLIANCE SO FUCKING GARBAGE AT PVP

cum2soon
cum2soon

@cum2soon
They're shit at PvE too

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Worth rolling a human mage just to rp date Jaina if she comes back?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Crazy_Nice
whatever makes you sleep at night, blizzdrone
i'm off to have some real fun in some real games, see you never again fags

takes2long
takes2long

@Raving_Cute
She prefers warriors.

w8t4u
w8t4u

my leveling experience ranked
WoD>MoP>Cata>Vanilla>TBC>WotLK
WoD was fucking easy as shit I grinded them dungeons even though you guys said questing was faster what a fucking troll
Mists had 2 dungeons for like the first 7 levels and they took 10min to finish and weren't bad at all you could streamline them pretty hard
Cata was only 5 levels
Vanilla is fast as fuck
TBC isn't too bad if you can queue as resto and take advantage of all the DK tanks
FUCK UTGARDE KEEP FUCK UTGARDE KEEP FUCK UTGARDE KEEP FUCK UTGARDE KEEP FUCK UTGARDE KEEP

FastChef
FastChef

@w8t4u
do you get the scythe in karazhan also

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
For some reason that made me laugh.

@Deadlyinx
only thing keeping me in this shit game is ERP.
I realize I pay 15 bucks a month to pretend to have sex with a dude pretending to be female

FML

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod
real games
fun

where is this magical real game you talk about?

farquit
farquit

@Raving_Cute
She prefers orcs

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Crazy_Nice
@farquit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is awesome

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lord_Tryzalot
there is none. Every game is a cash grab and is pure shit.

Methshot
Methshot

when the double AP procs for a cool 1 billion

spicy!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw slightly hyped for when argus fight is live on PTR
im a tank and enjoyed the tank mechanics for previous fights

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Why is Argus so difficult as mage

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@FastChef
you mean cause im horde?
yeah i went under kara
some lvl 35 got scared cause i was in duskwood following the quest guy and a lvl 98 darkrider spawned on top of him lol

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

mfw I complete the command center ap quest 5x each cycle it's up

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BunnyJinx
Because you're (as in you are) not a very good player at all most likely, hence why you're on a Laotian basket weaving forum asking this.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@lostmypassword
what? how!

farquit
farquit

What does Veeky Forums think about female blood DKs?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@farquit
Weaker than Male DKs

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

is steelscale soloable as arms warrior? don't feel like dying here

King_Martha
King_Martha

Turning in 12 quests at once

No greater feeling

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

fem Orc asks "Do you have big dick??"
not sure if they meant DPS or ERP

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Why is levelling so shit pre-WoD.

massdebater
massdebater

fucking meme faggot

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@farquit
whenever i see a female character in game i just assume theyre a sissy desu

Bidwell
Bidwell

How much dps should a 900 ilv DH be doing?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

guildy talking about how a 7/9M raider wants to recruit them from lfr
tell them id love to hold flasks outside for them too
2 minutes later they ask if there is raid tonight
prob not gonna be raid tonight since main tank is off for the week
tell them show up so they dont look like a flaky whore who hops from dick to dick.
they blow shit up about what I said
am I autistic?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Bidwell
3m

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
um sweetie, i'm a femdom

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Wake up
4chanX stopped working
TSM profile vanished
Got the 2nd worst legendary for my alt after having gotten the worst last month
Monitor starting to flicker

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
we also use epgp, so its like show up and get your points at least. They are also still a trial and have hopped from 4 different guilds in the past 2 months.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
sounds like you're telling us half the story and you actually go way worse on them

WebTool
WebTool

why is it called draenor if its the orcish homeworld

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
its actually all I said they just cried to their boyfriend after I said it. Then the bf cries to the secretary of feelings who's job is to say well deal with it. But apparently what I said is super bad. id post the screen cap but the one I was sent is microscopic.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
fuck you

FastChef
FastChef

@PurpleCharger
Finally an intelligent reply

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StonedTime
its a valid question

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fuzzy_Logic
like a flaky whore who hops from dick to dick.

That's kind of rude

I would tell you to fuck right off

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Firespawn
draenei-orc

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Firespawn
you piece of shit
you like coming in here and starting shit?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TalkBomber
tfw no khadgar bf

Playboyize
Playboyize

@VisualMaster
thats really dumb user
surely you jest

TreeEater
TreeEater

I still can't believe that mountain dew is actually orange juice.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@lostmypassword

have 3 different 950 champions with 30% mission reduction with 1 of em having a baseline reduction ability
counter all the time increase debuffs and reduce mission duration from 3 days to 9 hours

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Rate

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CouchChiller
11/10 gave me cancer

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CouchChiller
is this willem dafoe from spiderman?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@CouchChiller

that's a decent spookyman but the weapons are all wrong. It's the wrong tone

askme
askme

@Raving_Cute
yes

Booteefool
Booteefool

Give me ogre dick

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Redpill on Warlocks user

They look so fucking cool but getting kicked in PvP makes me want to kill myself

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SomethingNew
Even the world's 1st warlock rerolled to spriest

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It costs 55 dollars to transfer your character to another realm and change their faction

This actually pisses me off. How can they charge so much for something that should be free to begin with. What the fuck is Blizzard's problem?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evil_kitten
You can always farm gold and buy tokens haha

WebTool
WebTool

@Booteefool
I'm guessing the hair stays like this because of dried cum?
Too bad the resolution on the torso armor is so bad.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evil_kitten

It's always free to roll a new toon and level to 110.

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
yeah it's pretty insane, especially considering that they actually INCREASED the price recently.
They're super mega fucking jews about ingame services.

Flameblow
Flameblow

how much does it take to upgrade a set of heirlooms for a class?

RavySnake
RavySnake

what does /wowg/ think of my freshly dinged DH?

does he look like a dragonslayer, /wowg/?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SomethingNew
Warlocks summed up in one sentence..
Got revamped in MoP and were great, blizzard fucked them over hard in WoD and Legion completely gutted what was left of the class so they could make Demon Hunters.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Harmless_Venom
Money isn't the issue here, it's the principle of the matter. If I were to buy it with tokens i'd only be giving more money to the eternal jew.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evil_kitten
@idontknow
make world pvp the most unbearable its ever been, even worse than vanilla
lol pvp happened on a pvp server goy, just pay 25 dollars to transfer each of your decade old characters if you dont like it

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake

are those shoulder pads made of garbage?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TurtleCat
....they might be

massdebater
massdebater

@RavySnake
he looks like a name report

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
dindunuffin

cringe

stop bringing politics into videogames

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
it's good for the skin

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BlogWobbles
What's her story?

likme
likme

@Stark_Naked
expensive dalaran whore

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RavySnake
@SniperGod
Get him the Xavius shoulders and join the edgy black and red DH club
@likme
Why the fel then? I don't suppose Dalaran citizens are big on green fiery shit

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
bixnood or kangz next it is

@TurtleCat
politics

literally what lol?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
fine, imp cumbucket

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

that girl on wowg who's not watching /our lad/ pshero

what's her story?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Can wear two leggos RIGHT NOW

Don't even have one yet

nice game blizzdrones

viagrandad
viagrandad

I want to cum all over a big blue ass

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
that girl(male) on wowg who's not watching /our lad/ pshero

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
Wait, Pezado looks LIKE THAT?

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
That's Pezado? He looks familiar

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
damn i remember when he was playing on shit private servers being utter garbage and ragequitting every other game while having like 12 viewers

gone a long way

also i miss his long hair

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Stark_Naked
@Spazyfool
hot

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Evil_kitten
The price isn't to be megajewlords. It's to stem the tide of people just moving their characters around for no reason. Otherwise everything would congregate even more to the high pop realms and dead realms would die instantly.

massdebater
massdebater

quest out stormheim

still no dungeon quest

hello?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@King_Martha
release
finish legendary researches
wait an entire month
finally get my FIRST legendary
cry me a river
my followers had more legendaries than me for like 6 weeks

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lord_Tryzalot
So why did he quit System of a down?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spazyfool
lmao how much of good goy can you be

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spazyfool
It's to stem the tide of people just moving their characters around for no reason. Otherwise everything would congregate even more to the high pop realms and dead realms would die instantly.

well I wouldn't call that "for no reason"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Arms of fury?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@New_Cliche
Arms is more fun and better so yeah

Skullbone
Skullbone

@cum2soon
3 buttons
fun

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CouchChiller
YOU AND ME CAN RULE THIS CITY SPIDERMAN

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
Fury if you like having a button to mash 100% of the time, arms if you dont mind occasionally being rage or proc starved

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
rapidly mashing
fun

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Stupidasole
if you dont mind occasionally being rage or proc starved

I hate these specs. This is like the opposite of crit strikes, instead of getting a bonus at random, you have a random chance to do passable damage

Blizzard is wrong for that

SniperGod
SniperGod

Just got WW boots as my first legendary

Are they good?

5mileys
5mileys

@GoogleCat
i just got to the druid class hall and i already miss skyhold
recruiter is the entire map away from the scouting map
artifact forge makes a weird growing noise everytime you click on it
is in the mortal realm
feet get wet everytime i walk through the portal to it
this sucks i miss my pie in the sky

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
WW

MPmaster
MPmaster

@5mileys
skyhold is so greast

Other class halls are so unefficent

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
@MPmaster
DKs, monks, and druids can recast their class hall teleport to go back to the zone they ported in from, this alone makes those better than any other hall

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fuzzy_Logic
druid has a 1 min cd
warriors can jump to any zone in the broken isles and have ports at every major town in each zone

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw finally 910 ilvl

tfw no longer a low ilvl cuck

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@happy_sad

If you're not over 930 you're low ilvl

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
Warrior hall is definitely better than the ones without a port (especially since they fixed the bug where skyjumping would DC me and then drop me in fucking aszuna 50% of the time)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Soft_member
mfw I was using Dalaran hearthstone instead of jumping

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Dreamworx
I know, it's been said ironically before, but WoW is actually dying. I'm playing on Elysium vanilla server, it's free and it's the better game.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@GoogleCat
Umm no

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Deadlyinx
Umm yes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Deadlyinx

You don't have big dick

Everyone wants a big dick nowadays

god damn, everyone knows that

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
you are actually

Nojokur
Nojokur

/v/ is making fun of WoW again

How do we stop them???

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Playboyize
I'm also playing there and no, it's not. Vanilla didn't age too well, that's one. And two, the server is mediocre as fuck. While they managed to iron out most of the bugs, pathing errors and similar shit, there's still the issue with colossal chinese population, constant nerfing of legit gold making methods due to the chinese gold sellers and abundant lag. Even in Vanilla it's not fun at all to play with 1s server side delay, and that's how you're forced to raid more often than not.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperGod
yeah, they should be fucking baseline though or reverted to 1 chi

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
We ERP ironically AND unironically.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nojokur

We were making fun of WoW in here also

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
The chinese pop is about 33% of the player base, less during night time in China. What nerfs of gold making methods. And I don't have any lag at all playing from Western Canada.

At the end of the game, modern live WoW is horrible. Everything is handed to you and everyone is legendary heroes of the world, that's lame. I want to be a small part of the world, not the epic hero bad ass ( that everyone else also is ).

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC
Surprisingly enough it also screws Holy over. Without enough crit and some haste it's cancer to play, really.

TechHater
TechHater

@Booteefool
Everything is handed to you

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

So I hear they finally gave SMN a real summon (bahamut or something), is it a true pet or just some kind of spell effect? The wiki isn't clear at all and I never bothered to level one because SMN is a joke.
Can someone clarify for me? SMN was always a real insult to me after coming from the mainline FF games, so anything to truly differentiate it from WoW warlocks is welcome.

idontknow
idontknow

@TechHater
muh 910 gear
muh legendaries

for turbo casuals I guess they do get everything handed to them to be able to do LFR

Methshot
Methshot

@TechHater
epics are handed out as standard gear at max lvl
everyone gets a legendary

Getting epics in vanilla was actually...well epic. They carried value, hell, vanilla blues were more like modern epics.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methshot
handed out

FastChef
FastChef

@Methshot
It's just a colour bro

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Booteefool
Nigger what. Chinks are abundant, their bots and farmers run rampant everywhere. They nerfed grays from Dire Maul E and N, they nerfed pickpocketing in BRD, they nerfed Tribute to not be soloable by Hunters. All because Chinks run that shit all day and sell the gold. The server also has literally no cheat protection at all, so every time you smack someone in pvp and he disappears it's not a bg pop. Same goes for when you wreck a chink and he suddenly starts lagging around and teleporting.
And your claim of having no lag is bullshit. Your ms will be low, I usually have 30ms to Elysium. But there still is a fucking 1s server side delay at peak times.

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
It really kind of is. Nothing is locked behind actually having to dedicate yourself anymore, just log in every day and do your basic dailies and you'll have legendary items, raid gear, etc in no time.
Now that LFR is a thing there's barely any incentive to try hard except for the sake of trying hard.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
Wow so it's exactly like farming your preraid bis in Vanilla and TBC.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Flameblow
Not really.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@eGremlin
Posting unfunny meme images isn't an argument. Legion is casual trash, and I say that as a casual.

@GoogleCat
The server does have cheat protection, they have both an automated system and GM's who ban cheaters every day. And the gold seller/farmer cancer is far overblown, it has died down significantly since the early days. I also get no delay at all.

At the end of the game, it's because it is a different better game. World pvp is a big part of what makes it amazing, and seeing a living world, with shit loads of people everywhere is nice. It means that organic world group content happens all the time while playing. Unlike modern casual instance/cross realm wow.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@girlDog
Nothing is locked behind actually having to dedicate yourself anymore

Mythic tier sets

inb4 "I get 955 titanforge every day in LFR though"

TechHater
TechHater

alright wowbabs im hitting 110 in about an hour

how do i approach the 'endgame' content? where do i begin? farm heroics?

i don't want to raid, like ever

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TreeEater
Only thing locked behind Mythic is the mog appearance. Something that doesn't matter at all.

farquit
farquit

@TechHater
i don't want to raid, like ever

lol scrublord

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TechHater
i don't want to raid, like ever

Just play another game, raiding is 90% of the endgame content

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TechHater
how do i approach the 'endgame' content?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TechHater
go to argus and farm apexis to buy 910+ gear

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@viagrandad
/elyg/ complains about delay day in and day out
i experience the delay when farming my consumables and so does everyone in my guild
we had several BWL runs where the delay was up to to 2s and completely ruined people's rotations and cd usage
nigger chinks disappearing from wpvp and teleporting around but the server has a cheat protection and they ban cheaters every day
at least 1 gold seller whisper per minute but it's far overblown and has died down
report a gold seller 3 times, provide screenshot
same gold seller whispers me week after
Do you even play on Elysium? Like seriously.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
How do I do engame
oh btw I don't want to do endgame

:hmm:

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TechHater
Go to Goldshire on Argent Dawn and join <I AM MY SCARS>, that's your endgame.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Flameblow
The major difference being that you had to know what you're doing back then. Nowadays the game guides you through everything seamlessly, where before you would have to rely on friends and knowing what gear you want and don't want.
It also takes a fraction of the time nowadays. I tanked mythics within 3 days of hitting 110. The game actually caters your drops to your spec now so you gear up sanic fast.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@GoogleCat
buys Blizzard products in current year+2
not a slave already

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@viagrandad
And also:
world pvp is a big part of what makes it amazing
Alliance/Horde lvl 60 death squads or griefers and surprisingly half the time same level people just don't give a fuck about each other and continue questing.
shit loads of people everywhere
Yes, in Ironforge.
organic group content happens all the time while playing
Nobody accepts your invites for quests and you spend hours spamming for a group for elites. And good fucking luck getting a group for a dungeon that doesn't drop current prebis.
Seriously nigger you're either below lvl 20 there or you don't play Elysium at all.

massdebater
massdebater

any balance fuckers out here?
should i just put moonfire and sunfire in a castsequence macro for easy times sake?
something like /castsequence reset=3 Sunfire, Moonfire

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lord_Tryzalot
The major difference being that you had to know what you're doing back then.
So what? There were forums which outlined most important stats and made spreadsheets to determine current BiS.
Nowadays the game guides you through everything seamlessly, where before you would have to rely on friends and knowing what gear you want and don't want
But you know exactly what gear you want for your spec, unless you're a fucking retard who doesn't even care to do some research. Because SURPRISE! secondaries in many, many cases matter more than primary stats when it comes to performance. Or gameplay for that matter.
The game actually caters your drops to your spec now so you gear up sanic fast.
And what do you think happens when you don't get your spec-specific loot from a boss and instead get gold or artifact power? That's right, your item didn't drop. Sounds familiar, doesn't it.
I tanked mythics within 3 days of hitting 110
Wow and it only took two catchup content patches. That's amazing.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I want to join SCARS but my mom won't let me

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
Why would you ever want to do that? For aoe pulls with mobs that last long enough you need to sunfire once and then moonfire each mob. For single target encounters you would have nature's balanced specced and rarely need to reapply them

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@PurpleCharger
Eyebeam her, faggot

SniperWish
SniperWish

@PurpleCharger
But Ran doesn't mind.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@PurpleCharger

wanting to associate with Veeky Forums degenerates

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
tldr of what i think he meant:
catch up mechanics means everyone gets everything handed for free, if you hit 110 you can get a 850 epic (EPIC! THE PURPLE TEXT!) for collecting nuts and squirrels in valsharah

Wow it really should he no catch up mechanic at all in this game,i mean, just like vanilla everyone should have to grind as much as the hardcore nerds, don't you think?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TalkBomber
Yeah half the time people don't fight because they just want to level, the other half of the time it is an all out fight. The lvl 60 death squad meme is also overblown, and you can kill 60's once you're around 40 if you have a group of 3-4 similar level players.

Compare that to the world PVP of live WoW. You can't, because it literally doesn't ever exist or happen. Lame.

Yes, in Ironforge

Ah, so you haven't actually played on Elysium. The server peaks at around 9k players on the weekend, 3 times as much as a full WoW realm. There are people in almost every area of the map.

nobody accepts your invites

again, complete bullshit based of my experience. The community is there, the group content is there and it's far better than Legion. Keep justifying flushing down $15 a month to play watered down casual garbage, I will enjoy the better game.

likme
likme

@massdebater
Eh, I just have them bound to 1 & 2 respectively. I really don't have many macros, except for a focus cast innervate and a trinket & incarn macro

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Inmate
i'll do a modifier then so it's on the same button and i can just hold alt or some shit

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Booteefool
but the better game would be BC

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Booteefool
world PVP of live WoW. You can't, because it literally doesn't ever exist or happen.

Quit lying man

I cant even do a WQ without 5 dipshits trying to kill me

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
You wouldn't have nature's balance if you have oneth's

Playboyize
Playboyize

i dont even why i bother with this shit general

you guys cant even answer a simple question

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Booteefool
You can kill 60's once you're around 40 if you have a group of 3-4 similar level players
user I have a t2 rogue. You can't do that to me at all. Really, you can't. Grays often tried and it just didn't work even if they were 50. Similar shit happens with my mage friend who just aoes them and sits on their corpses until they log out.
The server peaks at around 9k players on the weekend, 3 times as much as a full WoW realm. There are people in almost every area of the map.
No, there aren't. There are a few lowbies questing and a lot of chinks farming the elusive brack rotus. It's like you don't even play there.
And no, nobody will invite you because it's inefficient. You'd be surprised how many people care for efficiency more than le community on Elysium.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Playboyize
brap

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Playboyize
it's probably an easily googled question bitch

girlDog
girlDog

@Playboyize

boo fucking hoo

use Google

farquit
farquit

@PurpleCharger
whisper anyone online, i just logged in :3

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Bidwell
I actually gave up on balance because I got 4 dogshit legendaries in a row and then I switched to feral after the buff and got the 2 bis single target ones for that spec

King_Martha
King_Martha

@ZeroReborn
That's a matter of taste, but vanilla and TBC were of the same vein of game. Live WoW is nothing like either. It's completely watered down.

@SniperWish
no, there aren't

I guess when you do a /who on a friday night and it says 8-9k it's bullshit. Yawn, your argument is literally just denying reality and making up bullshit in response.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Playboyize
Which question was that, sweetie

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Playboyize
WAAAH

WHY WON'T ANYONE SPOONFEED ME

WAAAAAAAH

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Booteefool
I started playing Elysium and had the time of my life from 1-30. But as soon as I tried getting a Gnomer group or RFK group going it was shit. Literally no one wants to play with you at that level. Everyone is either <25, where the novelty hasn't worn off, or 60 where they farm the same 2 raids each week and log off.
I literally log on for about 2 hours trying to form a group in trade, but no one ever joins, so I log off and try again in a few days. It's shit.
Elysium's greatest weekness is its stagnance. Say what you want about retail, but if there's group content to do, you can be sure you can get a group going for it. And anything people won't sign up for is at least soloable.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@King_Martha
When I do a /who on a friday night I get Xiaos in different parts of the world, notably Azshara, Winterspring, Felwood and some instances that weren't nerfed yet. I wonder what are they doing there.
And when the server actually peaks at 9k, the delay is fucking immense. Or do you think the complaints on Elysium discord, forums and claims that the staff will soon upgrade the hardware are all made up bullshit?
Seriously, just stop. You either don't play on the server at all or you're sub-30 and irrelevant.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@JunkTop
@girlDog
@GoogleCat
why are you trying to ask a question related to the game
whats the point of this general then anyway? to such each other off or pretend that this game is actually not shit?
@BlogWobbles
doesn't matter anymore

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
I got every balance legendary (literally)in order of shit>best. As a result I was crap in EN, and only managed to shine for my guild in NH. The only reason I kept at it is I'm an autist who has mained boomkin since I started in BC

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@ZeroReborn
tfw i botted 5 characters to 60 and sold the accounts
tfw the characters are still playing and none of them got b&

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Gigastrength
doesn't matter anymore
Sure it does. What did you ask?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
Strange, as I literally never had a problem finding a group for any level of content. I don't really believe you judging by the pop of the server.

@Illusionz
seriously just stop

Top kek, you're so full of shit it's sad. Enjoy your shitty game, Elysium is 100 times the better game.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Gigastrength

I dont see a question

just some attention seeking weeb whiney baby

Skullbone
Skullbone

@MPmaster
Well you're free to not believe me, but that's the reality of it. When did you start on Elysium? I started a bit late so most people were already 60 by the time I was at the "dead zone". Also my autism prevents me from just continuing on to 60 until I complete RFK since I have a mage quest there

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Skullbone
I played on Nost first over a year ago. Then I played from january-april on my transferred char on Elysium. And since then I've been playing on a new mage on the new server.

Yes, the server has some technical bugs, yes there are some chinese gold farmers. But the game itself is far better than the technically perfect WoW Legion. Which is a completely different game compared to vanilla/tbc

takes2long
takes2long

@MPmaster
I raid week in and week out on Elysium you fucking retard.
And your claims of never having problems finding a group are bullshit. Even as a tank I have issues getting groups for less popular lvl 60 instances going.
And when I was levelling my alt I ran into the gnomeregan roadblock and the elite quests roadblock hard as fuck. Fortunately my guild carried me through it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StrangeWizard

Go wank over it in your own thread

FastChef
FastChef

how long does it take to suffer through 85-90 and then 90-100?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@FastChef
@w8t4u
easy if you don't just dps

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
Then you are full of shit. There are not "some" chinese gold farmers. They are a fucking plague, especially so on Horde side.
You don't get groups for levelling dungeons, especially as a dps. It just rarely happens outside of the 18-28 zone, because that's when the first wave of attrition sets in always. At launch it was ezmode smooth sailing, for a few months post-launch too. Now? Better get someone to boost you.

idontknow
idontknow

@FastChef
Eons. Levelling is the shittiest is has ever been.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@idontknow
liar
@FastChef
if you're already 85 you're practically already there
the hard shit is behind you

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Crazy_Nice
In perceived time I meant. It's awful, really. They should just permanently enable Azeroth invasions so people can level in peace. Even Cata+ content is a fucking bore and you just 1shot everything with zero sense of character progression going.
Once you hit WoD and Legion it gets better, but before that it's awful.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
You're right that they're completely different games now. I see merits in both, but for me the gold farmers, terrible lag (sometimes), and lack of players at a certain level range, have ruined the vanilla experience for me. When it's a version of the game that totally relies on player interaction, it makes me sad that no one ever wants to play with me. I ask my guild if there's folks that want to run a dungeon and it's just silence, always. I'd imagine I'd have a lot more fun at 60 but I just want to get immersed in the levelling and not race to the endgame.
And funny enough, since joining a new guild at the start of Legion, and getting back into hc raiding for the first time since wrath, I'm socialising way more now than I did in bc/wrath.
(That isn't to say that Legion doesn't have its own problems)

Methshot
Methshot

@FastChef
85 to 90 is the easiest
you're nearly done by the time you finish jade forest quests
wod is a problem but it's not hard
as soon as you get to gorgrond you have nothing to worry about

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StrangeWizard
leveling is a fucking joke until you make it up to the current expansion and even then with all the zones being the same level it still pretty much sucks but it's not so much of a slog as everything else cause you're almost out of the giant swamp of feces that is retail wow leveling

eGremlin
eGremlin

holy feel, i just ran into the shrine of the dormant flame while trying to mine copper on a lowbie alt. i thought the lodestone at the path's base was a copper vein, then noticed the area name change and followed the path up. the troll npc is still standing there.
le class fantasy

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

hey folks this is kelani

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

are mages just cucked warlocks?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@RumChicken
retail

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
@FastChef
i got to 98 and i didn't even leave frostfire ridge
i just did like half the questline for the zone and then started queuing for dungeons and i honestly grinded my way out in like 6 hours
idk how fast you guys are doing it just questing but dungeons weren't bad for me

TechHater
TechHater

Guys, let's take Unholy's artifact aaand give it the same exact questline as Destros

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RumChicken
The biggest problem is that you don't feel like you're going anywhere. Your next ability is 15 levels ahead. Your next talent is 10 levels ahead.
It just feels like nothing happens.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Post fem human

5mileys
5mileys

@Spazyfool
are warlocks just cucked mages?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@eGremlin
One of my earliest wow memories was rolling an orc shaman and getting mad because couldn't find the shrine for hours. I alt-f4'd and vowed to never again play that piece of shit game.
I wasn't very strong in my conviction

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TechHater
It has the Affliction quest line though. Destro questline is unique.

idontknow
idontknow

@TechHater
Destro is cooler tho. You get to give Gul'dan a slap on the bumbum

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperGod
@idontknow
oh fuck i'm retarded i meant affliction i'm drunk

whereismyname
whereismyname

@MPmaster
rly dude? me too

im high as well lmao

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@whereismyname
xDDD le ebin

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
blizz is getting lazy, plenty of indicators to this fact this expansion

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@whereismyname
dude lmao nice i was high earlier

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

two (2) leather tank classes
shamans still can't tank

Bidwell
Bidwell

@LuckyDusty
yeah man guess me too now im just medium

might have to blaze it again to be high

Inmate
Inmate

does /wowg/ like hot and spicy BE's ?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Hand over your xmogs, /wowg/, and make it snappy.
Bonus points for lore-friendly mogs.
Only veterans can name this chest piece

Booteefool
Booteefool

ay yo
hold the fuck up
resists on gear don't do anything anymore??

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Inmate
the only good blood elf is a dead blood elf

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Booteefool
What resists?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@LuckyDusty
Haha nice dude lmao I'm pretty high right now too hahhaha lmao

Inmate
Inmate

@RavySnake
dude lmao nice how cool are deth nights tho

TechHater
TechHater

@PackManBrainlure
A lot of gear used to come with specific elemental resistances, including the +6 All Resistances gem. It was a very important stat for raiding, since it was like armor for magic attacks.

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater

pruned

takes2long
takes2long

@Booteefool
resists are only in effect in old instances. any resists you or enemies have in, say, maraudon or ahnqiraj, will be fully applied but will not be visible on your stat sheet. new instances and the open world use the current formula.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
holy shit bro have you tried to vape after getting high man dude
its pretty 420 or more like 480, get it? lmao lol
hashtagvapenation

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TechHater
They pretty much did away with resist gear after cata. In fact I think cata was the last time there was any niche use for any resist gear, in the form of a tank trinket. Dunno when they actually trashed the stat though

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TechHater
It was removed.
Oh and also:
It was a very important stat for raiding
Wrong outside of certain resistance check fights.
it was like armor for magic attacks.
Partially wrong because until like late WotLK or something it gave you higher chance for a partial or full resist instead of a flat damage reduction.

TechHater
TechHater

@takes2long
resists are only in effect in old instances
what, really? They remove entire chunks of the game but they actually let resists still function for the very tiny number of people who would ever actually run the content at the right level?

Playboyize
Playboyize

There are lorelets who actually think naga are a viable choice for a playable race
There are lorelets who actually think arakkoa are a viable choice for a playable race
Please do not project your awful headcanon. This is a bored for super duper serious discussion

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Dreamworx
It wasn't important except for when it was extremely important
it's nothing like armor, it just reduces the damage you take
user, please calm your 'tism.

@takes2long
Really? Neat. Does that include Wrath instances?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Playboyize
I L L I D A N ' S N A G A

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TechHater
yeah. ex. noxxion in foulspore caverns takes way less damage from nature. and those fire elementals in blackrock depths who sometimes get full resists to fire.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Dreamworx
Most of MC was resistance check fights though. I'd consider that pretty important

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Playboyize
What stops Outland Arakkoa from joining any side?
Plenty of them are sitting in Lower City already and some are actually Light-aligned priests.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
They're the same people that think Underwater levels are fun and that Vash'jir was a good zone. Mentally retarded.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
Remove demonic empowerment
Add the demonic empowerment effect to demonwrath so you can empower demons while moving
Increase the damage but also the mana cost of demonwrath to compensate having to cast it a lot
Make Implosion baseline but tune the overall damage of the spec to compensate so it's a decent but still reasonable buff

FastChef
FastChef

@happy_sad

their ugly and no sexy females lol who wants to fuck a bird?

Booteefool
Booteefool

vampiric touch still has a cast time

idontknow
idontknow

@Soft_member
I kinda miss that shit in wow. As a frost mage I remember being only able to fire blast Viscous since he was immune to frost. Nowadays it's no big deal because you can just switch spec so it would just be an annoying inconvenience

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Supergrass
It was nothing like armor you dunce. Armor doesn't have a RNG chance of partially removing a random chunk of incoming damage or completely negating it, does it now.
And yes, outside of a few resistance-based fights and one or two fights where the tank had to be clad in resist gear it was irrelevant.
@viagrandad
Nope. Lucifron - irrelevant. Magmadar - irrelevant. Gehennas - irrelevant although helps. Garr - irrelevant. Geddon - irrelevant although helps. Shazzrah - irrelevant. Sulfuron Harbinger - irrelevant. Golemagg - irrelevant although helps. Domo - irrelevant. Ragnaros - irrelevant for anyone who's not a tank or a healer, helps casters.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Snarelure
this desu
Underwater levels are always shit and water is never a fun mechanic

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

all these reused mobs and zoned and lores
this is the worst expansion of all time

happy_sad
happy_sad

@happy_sad
I'll be damned if I let some mangy fucking quasimodo birds taint my Alliance. Keep them in the slums where they belong, they're useless cunts anyway

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Snarelure
Vash'jir is a good zone you have to have autism or something to hate it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@lostmypassword
i played a private server so i know what i'm talking about
Everyone used resistance gear in MC because we all had shitty talents and shitty gear with shitty stats. We played on shitty computers with shitty internet and we didn't know what we were doing, so we had to mitigate damage or the healers would oom. We didn't down bosses in 45 seconds like on private servers

Methnerd
Methnerd

@DeathDog
No, you have to have depth perception to hate it

JunkTop
JunkTop

average fem belf healer

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@w8t4u
No, you just didn't use consumables and were all shitters. When we first killed Rag on retail we only had the tank and like two priests wearing resistance gear. But yeah fights took ages.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methnerd
Other way around mate.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@JunkTop
You start as fem belf and then you suck off trannies

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I got this cloak from the weekly chest - is it the missing link between epic and legendary ?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Poker_Star
le baddy cloak

haha

likme
likme

@Poker_Star
tfw i got 935 pants which i can't use for either of the specs i play because it dips me too much in mastery or haste respectively.

Evilember
Evilember

not gonna lie

tyrande is pretty hot

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Guys that play female characters are really, really fucking creepy.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SomethingNew
it's not bad - it has BIS stats for me, which reminds me...can you guys help me decide which leggos to use ? Starting to lose faith in simcraft desu....Just tell me which combo you'd use if you were me. KJ trink is great - my other trinkets are shit, even whispers is just 905 ilvl. And i really like Sacrolash slow+dmg but i just dont know wat do..

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@GoogleCat
Just sim it you retarded shit.

Evilember
Evilember

You will never see an orc for the first time in Redridge Mountains
You will never clear Deadmines for the first time
You will never be excited for your first blue quest reward
You will never walk the Stairs of Destiny for the first time and see Hellfire's alien skies
You will never collect Venture Co coins with comfy Grizzly Hills music playing
You will never experience Drakuru's betrayal, and later reckoning in Drak'tharon/Zul'Drak
You will never run for your life from the Lich King with Jaina at your side
I JUST WANT TO GO BACK

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

how can i get enough ilevel for heroics fast?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@kizzmybutt
yeah but let's say there is no simcraft, based on your instincts what would you use?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

his hp starts with 4

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'd sim it. Now fuck off.

takes2long
takes2long

@Carnalpleasure
tfw it starts with 1

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Booteefool
FEW UNDERSTOOD MY USE OF THE NAGA

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

So now that I finally got 2 legendaries, how much of a grind are further legendaries?
One of the two I got is legit the worst for my spec, and I'd love to replace it with any of the others

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
Next expansion will have ogres in the horde and high elves in the Alliance
Screencap this.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

do honor talents work in pve?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evil_kitten
This should have been the case for BC. It's too late for that now

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
no. they only work if a pvp flagged npc or other player hits you, and only while you're in combat with them.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@FastChef
a lot of these spells were useful in pve...

RumChicken
RumChicken

@viagrandad
one dps doing half his damage makes you take twice as long

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
it's too late for blizzard to reuse skeletons and models

Supergrass
Supergrass

reputations are still character specific?

girlDog
girlDog

@Fried_Sushi
Quite a bit of grinding. I've been getting a legendary every 5 days average faithfully doing Argus daily. Every invasion I can, every rare elite (download handynotes argus) and every chest (there's a pattern to the chest spawns and it's easy work to get them once you know it). You can throw in LFR, normal/heroic EN/NH there too if you want.

Got my last 5 legendaries in Argus (1 from rare elite, 1 from chest, 3 from invasions). If you don't want to grind chest and rares, just make sure to do invasions. They seem to give it out a lot.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard
Blizzcon 2k17
For the next expansion, we've decided the High Elves of Quel'thalas will once more join the Alliance!
They will be literally just blood elves with blue eyes
Players claw their eyes out and froth with rage at Blizzard's blatant laziness
I'm sure that would go down well

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@girlDog
argus drops legendaries with more than a 0.00001% chance
NANI?! Have I made a mistake by only finishing the horrifying quest line there and then never going back unless weekly greater invasion or a good WQ/emissary quest was there?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@hairygrape
If blizzard let the alliance use the blood elf model but with blue eyes you'd see the horde population plummet. You could finally be a pretty elf without being surrounded by hordeniggers. This is the only reason they won't do it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
I didn't even know you could get legendaries from elites or treasures. My hunter has been doing emmisaries each day since 110 (about 3 weeks ago) and still hasn't got one

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
well blood elves and high elves are racially the same except one of them got addicted to mana

Emberburn
Emberburn

@hairygrape
Players claw their eyes out and froth with rage at Blizzard's blatant laziness
Majority will herald it as the 2nd coming of Jesus and 70% of the game will be elven players split between NE, BE and HE

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sir_Gallonhead
They'll up the legendary drop rates anyway.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
My prediction for the next Alliance race after BC was furbolg. I was disappointed, but not far off
Blizzard wanted to give Alliance beastly race
tied with nelf lore

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Boy_vs_Girl
I don't want any new races. We're already kind of saturated as it is. Sub-races are they way to go, and I've been advocating for this since cata

girlDog
girlDog

@DeathDog
Beastly races are garbage.

whereismyname
whereismyname

which ones do i take?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperWish
I've been advocating for this since cata
Why would literally anybody care what ~you~ advocate? Who are you that makes your opinion worth enough to be called "advocating"?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
@lostmypassword
It was the same thing in Broken Shore. The turns ins, broken shore rare elites and chests all give (not sure if it still works now after they patched out the turn-ins) can give legendaries and hence increase your bad luck protection. Every "content" that gives AP tends to potentially give you a legendary. Every time it fails to give you a legendary, it increases the chance of getting a legendary the next time. So the more "content" you do, the sooner your next legendary comes.

Argus has a fuckton of AP sources so it's very good for legendary hunting. In my first week, it was pure hell having to go around argus. I've done it so much now I've memorized the place. If you really hate argus which is understandable, just make sure to do the invasions. Half the invasions I join has some fucker getting a legendary.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Garbage Can Lid
My uncle works at blizzard

viagrandad
viagrandad

What do people you know IRL play /wowg/?
nu-male hipster faggot friend
plays Worgen Druid
other nu-male hipster faggot friend
plays Panda Mage
fascist himedere petite ruskie
plays Undead Rogue
hippie qt gf
plays Troll Hunter
algerian dealer manlet
plays Panda SPriest

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
Neat. I've never seen anyone get a legendary from a regular invasion so far (just the world boss greater things) so I didn't know that was a thing

I don't really hate argus, my distaste of it mostly came from when I resubbed about a week ago and just wanted to catch up and blizzard cucked me into doing a 6 hour quest chain before I could even start so it left a bad taste. I'm sure once I get more accustomed to navigating argus I'll enjoy it more.

likme
likme

@lostmypassword
My DH alt that I purely geared via unsullied tokens got his 3 legendaries in 4 days from invasions. I did no other content than invasions and the argus world boss.

get anger of half giants the 2nd invasion I did
get KJ BW sometime later
think to myself maybe I can get another legendary if I switch to vengeance since BLP doesn't reset for the first 2 legendaries of a spec
get soul of the slayer the next day

Shit was great.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Emberfire
thanks user

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

They're laughing at us bros...

Snarelure
Snarelure

tfw thinking about having to upgrade my legendaries AGAIN with Antorus

Emberfire
Emberfire

BC gave two new races
WotLK gave one new class
Cata gave two new races
MoP gave one new race and one new class
WoD gave fucking nothing
Legion gave one new class
Using these statistics, what can we predict the next expansion will bring?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberfire
nothing if we're accounting for blizzard giving less and less of a shit about the game

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberfire
the end.

SniperWish
SniperWish

New thread
/vg/thread/192197387#p192197387
/vg/thread/192197387#p192197387
/vg/thread/192197387#p192197387

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fried_Sushi
Nice shitpost but Legion has more content than every other expansion combined

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
be good

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