/ink/ - Splatoon General

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Last thread: /vg/thread/192061616#p192061616

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News
- Front Roll has won the Europe Splatfest for "Which side should toilet paper hang, front or back"!
- The latest Splatfest has been announced in North America: Vampires or werewolves? Starts October 13th, 9pm PST.
- The latest Splatfest has been announced in Japan: Power or stamina? Starts October 14, 1pm JST.
- The newest map, Snapper Canal, has been added to the stage rotation!
- Bamboozler 14 Mk I has been released! Sub is curling bomb and special is tenta missiles.
- Version 1.4.0 has been released! Check for patch notes below.

Patch notes
- http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

List of possible main abilities for gear so far (contains unreleased gear)
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- https://twitter.com/splatnetstore

Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- http://loadout.ink/

View schedules for stages, Salmon Run, and current Splatnet gear
- https://splatoon2.ink/

View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- https://github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

List of FC:
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Splatoon 1 Artbook
- https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

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https://splatoon.ink/ink/
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https://booru.splatoon.ink/
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0
https://twitter.com/splatnetstore
http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
http://splatoonwiki.org/
http://loadout.ink/
https://splatoon2.ink/
https://github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WGbkYWVFEE
https://imgur.com/ccfCpDZ
http://www.strawpoll.me/14137076
https://imgur.com/a/sJYYY
https://imgur.com/a/yaSjp
https://imgur.com/a/M9Iwx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H57BXZqI-wc
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/918759684747681793
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/918759684747681793
FastChef
FastChef

Sex with Marie!

takes2long
takes2long

remove the fur menace

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Sex with human female!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@lostmypassword
ew

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Post queens!

idontknow
idontknow

Woomies being beaten! Woomies apologizing for things they didn't do! Woomies begging for you to stop! Woomies crying that they love you!

Emberfire
Emberfire

rate my yebby

also post /ink/ squids

Illusionz
Illusionz

Sex with Moe!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

nice thread guys

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberfire
@Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberfire
I like his weapon

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

yfw

Evilember
Evilember

@haveahappyday
finally i can be on marina's team

RavySnake
RavySnake

@haveahappyday
frosty, no contest

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

favorite ability gets buffed
favorite gun also gets buffed
annie had a shirt that matches perfectly with a good ability
can't find it because it's such an obscure combination and the plaza is no help because splatfest
It's actually physically painful to be this unfresh.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@haveahappyday

That one would actually be a tough call

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

/vg/thread/192061616#p192124993
Congrats! Do your best not to drop out! We should squad sometime.
/vg/thread/192061616#p192125012
Oh, that would scare anyone off, honestly.
/vg/thread/192061616#p192125576
I would but my switch is downstairs and I'm about to leave the house, I'll post it when I get back, though I did post it a few threads ago, if you REALLY wanna look, CTRL+F "Vivi" through them.

5mileys
5mileys

@LuckyDusty
sorry to hear that. i have that shirt with run speed
hope you find it eventually

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberfire
he's cute

King_Martha
King_Martha

final game, before rotation
holy shit there are a lot more chargers than there used to be

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@5mileys
Everyone I've asked only has it with swim speed, myself included. Having time-locked gear is pretty retarded.

Supergrass
Supergrass

stealth jump

Thanks for nothing annie

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Harmless_Venom
did he always have a boner?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Raving_Cute
not storing your friend code on your phone
baka 2bh

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
all baby boomer cartoons must fucking hang

i choose team salmon run the whole splatfest

askme
askme

Haven't been able to play since the update much. Whats the new meta?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberfire
This one too.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

GGs all!

FastChef
FastChef

@askme
Vanilla Pro & Brella

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Burnblaze
not tattooing it onto your arm so you can pretend to be a holocaust survivor to get a discount on your food so you'll have something to eat while you play local multiplayer with random people

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
bamboozled

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
GGs
I feel like I've gotta practice more with Bamboozler

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

man i'm glad we won that, also ggs
finally maxed my charger now time to move on to the hero version

MPmaster
MPmaster

@askme
Machine is still around

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
he didn't get the hero version maxed out first

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Pamper a woomy! Massage a woomy! Treat a woomy! Spoil a woomy!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
thats the plan, its the same kit anyways

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Nude_Bikergirl
buying the poverty version at all

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@haveahappyday
The one with red ink, ez

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Crazy_Nice

This

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@askme
This

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Raving_Cute
Add me 7029-2626-1314, I'm away from my switch for another few hours

Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme
@New_Cliche
And this

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

So how long before Splatoon has lootboxes and prestiging

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@LuckyDusty
rolling for gear abilities is a lootbox in itself

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberfire
I like his shoes

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword
How long until Nintendo starts to sell booster packs full of chunks?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@LuckyDusty
lootboxes
Grizz does that

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@LuckyDusty
get /out/

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methshot
mr. grizz does it directly using our hard labor

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker
Which is why Salmon Run drops will be adjusted and rotations made less frequent.
Or you could get 15 random chunks for $2.99.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm glad that all of the Aerospray SHITTERS are gone now

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperGod
They deserved it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Stupidasole
i would die of boredom if i had to max out any charger

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What weapon should I use in turf war to grind out my ability slots?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spazyfool
brella

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
I want to fuck this woomy

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Illusionz
@StrangeWizard
I want to fuck short stack woomy's toe gaps!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Bidwell
Stop. She is neither a shortstack, or for fucking, especially her toe gaps. She is pure.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Bidwell
now who could be behind this post

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Boy_vs_Girl
I want to drink Lemonade woomy's "lemonade" straight from her tap!

5mileys
5mileys

@Skullbone
STOP

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

get invited to a league team via the splatoon app

Didn't think anyone bothered to use that feature.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Dead thread.
Dead.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
Quick, someone draw lewds! Vivi! Kier! Anyone!

Firespawn
Firespawn

Brush gang brush maintenance

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spazyfool
Draw watersports of Lemonade Woomy!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spazyfool
Not so fast...

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spazyfool
Bunny woomy dressed as a playboy bunny!

farquit
farquit

@StrangeWizard
No, YOU'RE a dead thread!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spazyfool
strictly speaking, not "lewd", but i need more time!

SniperGod
SniperGod

Anybody planning on forming a vamp squad at the start of Splatfest and playing until they hit royalty? Never played during Splatfest with /ink/ so one more virginity to throw away.

Firespawn
Firespawn

woomy eggs

girlDog
girlDog

@farquit
It's alright, user. Some things just happen.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperGod
I plan on starting a vamp squad right when it starts.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

when are you guys opening a room again? I want to spectate.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
is that an /ink/ woomy

SniperGod
SniperGod

@haveahappyday
looks like it's marina

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spazyfool
I was hoping kier would lewd my spag

TechHater
TechHater

Yo, any gangs wanna start some trouble? I wanna some actual gang wars already

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@farquit
shut up and open wide

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TechHater
Ayy mate lemme order that jacket off of ya.

girlDog
girlDog

woomy pee

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

woomy

vulva

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

the octor will see you now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@girlDog
lemonade's lemonade!

SniperWish
SniperWish

woomy guts

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperWish
D-D-D-DO YOU HAVE IT

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Snarelure
have what

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Come on here after seeing there was a major update
Entire thread is waifufagging avatarfagging and attention whoring

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Inmate
samefag.
you post the same image every fucking time.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Would you fug this woomy?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fuzzy_Logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WGbkYWVFEE

whereismyname
whereismyname

what if you cut off your woomy's arm and threw it across the room and it flopped around like crazy also your woomy was in horrible pain both physical and psychological

askme
askme

@happy_sad
Truth be told I’d probably fuck any woomy that was willing. ‘Cept Hoodrat.

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday
dumb frogposter

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
It's my favorite one user. But fine.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methshot
I'm not the one who suffers you dumb cuckold. I can just go to /v/ or something for better discussion.

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
Honestly I'd even fuck Hoodrat, she's cute in her own way.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
then go there and stop shitposting, frogposter

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool

Pretty much this

happy_sad
happy_sad

Salmon Run starting on Friday and rolling into early Saturday morning
Splatfest all Saturday
Mystery Salmon Run starts Saturday night, lasts all through Sunday into Monday morning

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@WebTool
See, I don’t wanna wake up on a bathtub of ice and missing a kidney after

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@happy_sad
COULD IT BE?

Lunatick
Lunatick

2 cracks before even hitting the OK Line in S again
YAMEROOOOOOOOO
STOP PUTTING 2 SPLAT CHARGERS ON MY TEAM

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Playboyize
/v/
You're telling me that nu/v/, where consolewar threads are posted regularly, is better for discussion? Might as well say you browse Reddit.

massdebater
massdebater

@Methnerd
Did a frog fuck your mother or something dude?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
i would fuck hoodrat depending on how cute her feet are

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@happy_sad
busy weekend ey

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Booteefool
/v/ is one of the worst boards on the site, but this general has degenerated to be worse.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CodeBuns
/v/ is the worst board, no doubt about that. I rather have this general than "POO PEE BTFO" posts.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@haveahappyday
We already discussed the update for multiple threads and generals usually have the same people frequenting them. Not much left to say

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

oh look the samefag "Y-YOU'RE THE PROBLEM, NOT US DERAILING THREADS" brigade are back out in full force again

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@JunkTop
I literally just finished the team vamp picture,i cant draw so much at a time

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Poker_Star
hi kier

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@LuckyDusty
i'm s-scared

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Poker_Star
Then post it, comma boi

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lunatick
@VisualMaster
I'm satisfied. Smell you nimrod dweebs later.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@haveahappyday
why don't you go look through the previous threads where update discussion has been done to death already before shitposting, retard?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Poker_Star
Fuck you kier I posted my woomy on time and I didn't make the team picture. Why is life so cruel?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CouchChiller
Look at those boots, what do you think those feet are like?

askme
askme

@SomethingNew
Stop making pepe look bad. He's a nice guy

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Raving_Cute
nice and smelly

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Raving_Cute
Exceptionally sweaty and callused to hell and back. She could probably walk across burning coal without flinching.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@LuckyDusty
KEKED

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@LuckyDusty
i feel your feel

TechHater
TechHater

@Raving_Cute
callused. dry looking. rough heel
probably got that knife-edge pinky toe going on

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Anyone down for league after map change?

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
i posted it last thread.im mobileposting in bed right now so i dont have the file on hand.
@Nojokur
hi

@LuckyDusty
i couldve sworn i had everyone added....i did post the imgur album so people could check

Evilember
Evilember

@Poker_Star
Great job on the team vamp pic. Also are you gonna be doing and more comics like before? I had an idea for one that I thought would be funny.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Poker_Star
I'm not even on team vamp and it's still really awesome to see a big pic like that with so many /ink/ squids. Thanks for taking the time to do it!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
Was serious about not putting me in the pic.
That's so mean!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

3 Cracks and Danger!
Not even at OK, going to crack out of S AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why do I keep getting people like this on my team EVERY GAME

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@AwesomeTucker
it's cuz u ain't supafresh boi

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@farquit
@Dreamworx
Here's the file senpais.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Snarelure
Just got back to my computer. Are you still around wanting it?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
DON'T LEWD THE WABBIT

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
I was in the album and I still wasn't in it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
That's what you get for being such a HUGE SLUT

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@farquit
I checked and I wasn't there. Oh well, I'll just have to try again next splatfest.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@AwesomeTucker
Because you aren't ready for S+ if you can't hardcore carry S.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
@Snarelure
I just made a PB for you to order it. tyrus

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@AwesomeTucker
You're a slut and your gear is awful.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Boy_vs_Girl
I don't even care about hardcore carrying, I just want competent teammates for once
I want out of this unfresh hell
send help

MPmaster
MPmaster

Feed a woomy!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

PSA: max stacked SPU on Ink Armor makes it nigh instant.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Burnblaze
:(

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
Man, I should draw a hard vore version of this...

idontknow
idontknow

@viagrandad
Thanks rust

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stark_Naked
I'll call your bluff. Do it. You won't. You can't draw.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stark_Naked
fucking stop

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Need_TLC
If you think S+ has competent players boy howdy do I have news for you.

5mileys
5mileys

@BinaryMan
I wouldn't even mind deranking in S+ I just want out of S/A+

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
Please go get some help.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@New_Cliche
also can I have your friend code? thanks

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
ily2 kagey
@TalkBomber
everyone in the album is in it
@Stark_Naked
dont do that,make a guro one instead

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@King_Martha
I only post my friend code when necessary

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

League anyone? Twin or quad, down for either

askme
askme

@Lord_Tryzalot
@RumChicken
I have no other outlet for this
@hairygrape
SOMEONE should draw it then

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CodeBuns
but i like you :(

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@eGremlin
@happy_sad
@TechHater
You guys really like thinking about feet, huh.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
Hard vore is guro you retard

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
Feet are cute, smelly, and are fun to massage and get massaged!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lord_Tryzalot
I love that comic

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@ZeroReborn
@Nude_Bikergirl
This is the worst thing you've ever done! If you don't answer me I'm gonna do something unproportional. mods pls no ban

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Nude_Bikergirl
2/4
Anyone else?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Garbage Can Lid
they aren't in enough pain

idontknow
idontknow

@Evilember
Im open for suggestions though i cant guarantee anything

@Lunatick
nuh uh,guro is actually hot unlike vore

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Harmless_Venom
Are you offering to massage Hoodrat's?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BinaryMan
sorry user I'm just super self conscious about being bullied

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BinaryMan
in a heartbeat

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@idontknow
not big dumb cartoony vore, vore when a cute woomy is being ripped apart and eaten

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
guro is actually hot
imagine being this wrong

Illusionz
Illusionz

@hairygrape
The Holes turned me on

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
come on don't you want to see how woomies work and also see them screaming and crying

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberfire
no because I don't have a mental illness

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@viagrandad
rust can I order that ISS jellyvader hat off you, I'm in desperate need for ISS headwear

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
please rid me of this demon I wasn't always like this

Methshot
Methshot

@BinaryMan
Depends, can she use my face as a footrest afterwards?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
Yeah make a PB and I'll join.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@hairygrape
@Methshot
That's kinda weird.

farquit
farquit

@LuckyDusty

what buffs did it receive?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I have been out of the loop for a week or so, why does Ink Storm is so deadly now?
I feel it kills in like 2 seconds, what the hell did the update do?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@hairygrape
b-baka

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass
i want to rip off her feet by grabbing her ankles and just pulling really hard
she'll act tough it first but when they start to tear off she'll beg me to stop and make all kinds of promises

SniperGod
SniperGod

hey guys video ga-
what in tarnation is going on here

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Crazy_Nice
It makes mustard gas.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperGod
how would you make your woomy suffer

Bidwell
Bidwell

Did you want to order something too kier?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
Thanks my dude
I suck at making hearts kek

Hi kier

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Bidwell
no,i came here to draw a heart

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass
Would you rather have someone lick and massage, or rip off like this user? @Inmate

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lunatick
Definitely the massage and not the ripping.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StrangeWizard
woom

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@cum2soon

I spoil mine rotten everyday

w8t4u
w8t4u

almost as much range as the Splattershot Pro
high fire rate
no falloff or RNG
excellent at mid/max range
still very good even at close range since it's almost impossible to miss
massive disjoint on the projectile means that you can be barely accurate and still get a kill
can shoot about twice a second and only needs 1 of those shots to actually hit to kill
can still get a kill on the 3rd shot even if you miss 3/3 shots
Autobombs force a reaction, allowing you to pressure anyone in your throwing range
benefits a ton from Run Speed, making it a mobility nightmare
was the 2nd most used weapon in JP league after the Splattershot not even 24 hours after it's release and has been in the top 5 ever since
nerf doesn't fix any of the broken things about it, just makes it a tiny bit harder to charge special

Literally how is this balanced? This is just as bad as the Tri Slosher.

idontknow
idontknow

@Carnalpleasure
then quit your bitchin

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@w8t4u
because nobody would believe you if you told them you borrowed your parent's washing machine and won a game with it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@w8t4u
Also has one of the best specials in the hands of anyone who can use it correctly.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That was a fun little squid party

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
I'm going to take her away and starve and beat her for 4 days

Lunatick
Lunatick

@w8t4u
Literally how is this balanced?
It isn't but sloshing machine crybabies throw a hissyfit when you tell them it's OP

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TurtleCat
W-what's going on in this pic?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Soft_member

Delete your post or suffer the consequences

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Sorry Dazzle, I gtg

@eGremlin
Responded three minutes before my post
Already started my Unproportional Thing
Whoops. I guess this'll be be weird for both of us. I never thought you would unironically bully me

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@AwesomeTucker
It's aight, ggs anyway.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@w8t4u
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT OVERPOWERED OR A CRUTCH JUST BECAUSE IT'S EASY TO USE AND EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE WITH MINIMAL SKILL REQUIRED

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Nude_Bikergirl
woomy 1 walks down spooky hall while large woomy 2s watch
i wanted to see what kind of picture i could make by editing the original photo

Nojokur
Nojokur

@w8t4u
because people are so bad at aiming that they can't get directs with it so it's weaker than the splattershot

idontknow
idontknow

whys everyone invading the squid party

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Nojokur
"Weaker than the Splatteshot" isn't exactly a bad thing since it's the best weapon in the game.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Emberfire
yet when you can aim, it becomes the best.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@idontknow
Alright so comic idea goes
1)Buttslut/your Spag carrying a bag of sweets for Halloween, with a thought bubble of Hunter
2)Hunter at a table drinking something, maybe surrounded by a big fluffy heart (buttslut’o Vision style)
3)zoom out to Milky flirting with an oblivious Hunter
4)either Yandere Buttslut or crying Buttslut.

SniperGod
SniperGod

1 win from S again
retard with a bamboozler and 1 splat on my team
bar breaks AGAIN
I can't take this
I'm going to kill myself.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
There's a squid party? I want to party!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
comic ideas
Something with snowboard yebby? Maybe he impresses some squid

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SniperGod

This is why I play solo queue in small doses.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@idontknow
Other idea goes
1)Buttslut fantasizing about splatfest with Hunter. Following panels are Hunter and Buttslut highfiving midgame, to Hunter bridal carrying Buttslut, to just a mosaic filter.
2)Hunter shows up wearing a werewolf shirt and Buttslut being either frustrated or crying.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TreeEater
I just want to get into S+, user
It feels like the game keeps sabotaging me though...
Every time I get to S, my bar breaks due to 0-2 splat teammates 5 games in a row
Every time I get on a winning streak into S I'm met with a sudden downpour of losses
Every time I get a crack, 3 more just appear within 3 losses
It's just trying my patience

FastChef
FastChef

Very artistic handwriting, you guys

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Deadlyinx
You're in A+/S for a reason.

MPmaster
MPmaster

what if your woomy's cute little shorts didn't fit her anymore and she came to you crying that she was fat and she was just growing

askme
askme

@haveahappyday
MORE
O
R
E

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Playboyize
I got a funny idea. First panel would be him in various shots mid-trick, second would be coming to a screeching halt, and last would be 3 annoyed woomies covered in snow from snowboard yebby kicking up snow to stop.

idontknow
idontknow

@idontknow
Hoodrat being a thieving little shit, getting paid for stealing shit for Murch

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday
Nice work, are you going to finish the other ones too?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stark_Naked
there's only so much carrying you can do when you get teammates who dont even attempt to take the objective

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TalkBomber
That would probably fit him lol.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx

Maybe reevaluate your weapon/gear choices? Do you play league alot with /ink/? I feel like I learn little tricks playing with /ink/ or watching /ink/ matches that people upload and they help me out abit.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@haveahappyday
would marina be embarrassed if even she was doing yoga a little poot escaped from her big brown bottom in front of her yebby students

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methshot
yeah, thats the plan

girlDog
girlDog

@Firespawn
can't wait

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sharpcharm
I've been using the splattershot and I (think I) do pretty good with it, but the clothes I like don't have the abilities I like because Annie won't pull through
Yeah I do play with /ink/ often but I still feel like I just can't bust out of my rank and every time I get close I get a string of losses and my bar breaks

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Alright, those squid parties were fun. Don't forget to grab my ISS hat

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nice games boys

Methnerd
Methnerd

Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Marina > Pearl
Ice Cream > Cake
Ketchup > Mayo
Flight > Invisibility
Werewolves > Vampires

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen

Maybe when you get close just play a match or two and regardless of outcome take a break for a good while. If nothing else it'll reduce stress. I would avoid prime time since I feel like alot of literal children flood in and the amount of 0 splatters shoots way up. Sure matchmaking dies a good bit I feel like the general quality of teammates goes up.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lord_Tryzalot
That’s not how you spell pennies!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methnerd
I hate it!

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Now draw a giant phallus in inkblot rainmaker and make the rainmaker the head

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd

2/7

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
Second and last are still wrong.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@eGremlin
i've had this experience as well. last time i played solo at around midnight my time, matchmaking wasn't dead but it took a while, and the teams were pretty competent
and they weren't japanese players to my knowledge

FastChef
FastChef

@Stark_Naked
do you think i want to suck spag pennies?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@FastChef
yes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef
I wouldn’t. Copper tastes awful.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sorry kier, I have to go
Let's do that again soon

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
its ok i had fun,thanks for drawing hearts with me (´• ω •`)

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Methshot
He didn't do that, but he did draw one on kelp dome. Spurting and everything

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
@FastChef
i know what i wrote. and I'll write it again.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Methshot
nice feet

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BunnyJinx
@Nude_Bikergirl
I'd definitely be down to party again. Maybe I'll actually dress my yebby right next time.

StonedTime
StonedTime

fuck mobile posting, meant to reply to this
@ZeroReborn
@Methshot

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BunnyJinx
Judds face

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Harmless_Venom
thanks i think

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Moray towers in TW
everybody pulls out their pocket e-liter

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard
Playing Moray Towers when its in rotation
Ever
I just play another game mode or not play.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Does anyone know the name of the artist that was making splatoon tarot cards? I wanted to see if there was a whole set.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Supergrass
I actually kinda like Moray, as long as each team is limited to one charger.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BunnyJinx
It really was

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Okay kier, we need to talk. I want to know why you didn't draw me. We can do this here, or we can do this in Singapour. it's a pun

Evilember
Evilember

Camp Triggerfish when?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember

Soon I hope. I need my speed dunks

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
marina doesnt have ear fins

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
what's the closest we have to a speedrun map right now, mainstage?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@DeathDog
Hump & Pump
Potentially Sturgeon if you don't meet any resistance.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what does the dynamo need to not be shit?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Gigastrength
a competant player

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SomethingNew
Do you have any idea how hard it is to make transparents in GIMP? I'm gonna need a hard answer before I waste my time

@Gigastrength
Going back to Splat 1

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Gigastrength
It needs to be shit, for the greater good.

farquit
farquit

@DeathDog
@SniperGod
Reef is pretty good if you get the side path fast and the enemy team gets wiped.

Kelp is also fun if you got a bunch of run speed and take the grate to the pedestal

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@farquit
how on earth did you get out of that confrontation under the bridge without dying?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Raving_Cute
Someone got the hero shot for me, and kier just seems to have trouble hitting me here.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@haveahappyday
whenever i play with you guys , you all teleport to hell and back.no bully
@SomethingNew
@Dreamworx
because you keep whining holy shit just shut up.you also literally can make transparents in under a minute if youre not retarded

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TalkBomber
If I stop whining will you group draw me and tell me how to make transparents and be my boyfriend ?

idontknow
idontknow

@Gigastrength
Better inking

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Gigastrength
Needs it's QR + SJ from sploon 1 back so that there are no consequences for messing up your swings.

takes2long
takes2long

@Booteefool
no

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Stark_Naked
https://imgur.com/ccfCpDZ

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@takes2long
cute feet

RumChicken
RumChicken

@likme
what's wrong with you

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Harmless_Venom

nani?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme

the madman actually did it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@takes2long
hey who's that sun-kissed sonuva squid

King_Martha
King_Martha

What the fuck.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@likme
Team Vampire BTFO, how can they ever recover?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
go and stay go.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@likme
/ink/ is now cancelled until further notice.

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw someone does something so fucking weird you don’t feel like such a weirdo anymore
This thread is okay sometimes

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
i'll take the footfag like kokonoe and wiki over this anyday

FUCK OFF

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
no 'x splatted' notifications across the screen
one job

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@takes2long
Now do that in GIMP.

@likme
Why though?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw you cuck yourself in league battles

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
absolute shit tier fetish user
consider selling your computer

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

no hard vore means like ripping and tearing and them all eating each other

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@likme
I had been wondering what Tommy Wiseau was up to these days.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@likme
This kills the berry woomy

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sir_Gallonhead
Rainy quit showing off

iluvmen
iluvmen

@LuckyDusty
never

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@likme
I'm not even on team Vamp and I gotta say wat

Supergrass
Supergrass

Anybody wanna splat some kids at this RM rotation in league? 0024-4386-7428

I'll be in a twin.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
this is not what I wanted
this is just regular vore which is gross

FastChef
FastChef

shit ocs on the shit team, whodathunk

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@FastChef
People with OCs are on werewolf too.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked
i got out of photoshop cc and downloaded gimp just to do this

Spamalot
Spamalot

@hairygrape
Haha they should draw that again but this time ripping the vamps to pieves haha

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spamalot
yeah exactly all of them in a big pile tearing each other apart with ink everywhere some of them just trying to defend themselves and some just crying and dying

Emberfire
Emberfire

Speaking of dead games, last league only had 31 teams in total. How long do we have left, /ink/?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spamalot
haha you should fuck off back to whatever gurochan you crawled out of and not come back

Bidwell
Bidwell

And now people overplay their hands and make it obvious that it was bait. Nothing to see here folks.

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
Oh my.

Oh my, oh my.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
Whenever paid online starts, unless there's a free trial.

likme
likme

@Emberfire
Mid next year if we're lucky. Christmas time if Nintendo decides to not advertise this game well.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Sir_Gallonhead
Okay, I promise to stop bothering you. If It's any consolation, I was only being extra annoying because I wanted more gay squid porn

@Sharpcharm
Haha yeah

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
This is the free trial.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Has loadout.ink been updated with the gear ability changes in 1.4.0?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

now someone needs a to draw a woony having her fat lil tummy being lightly stepped on, squeezing out a little fart

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@likme
This is hilarious.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Holy shit that overtime

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
I'm
Gonna
Fuck
The
Hoodrat

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
Brade?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Harmless_Venom
I honestly thought that randumb carrying the rainmaker was gonna mess up

girlDog
girlDog

@likme
Only way of escape is splatting him from the inside

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

how would the meta shift if blasters and buckets weren't allowed in ranked?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Evil_kitten
not much since people would still bring og splattershots and chargers, and with the pro and booze buffs

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
It would remain pretty similar to how it is now, but Rapids would be replaced by Splattershot Pros.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
I would enjoy ranked a lot more

Illusionz
Illusionz

join splattershot squad

farquit
farquit

@Illusionz
My outfit is already on there

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Illusionz
Ok.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberburn
Here, have this.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Illusionz
Wheres my Brella gang

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole

the pretty background takes away from the fireflies impact

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@StrangeWizard

BRELLA FELLAS

only way i'd join a brella gang

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
The randumb had it?

I was fucking sweating bullets during this whole time.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
do you suggest i darken the background a bit?

Techpill
Techpill

@Illusionz
Is this a heart shape?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Illusionz
I want to drink berry woomy's delicious juices

Bidwell
Bidwell

Charger Corps when???

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StrangeWizard
Whoops, forgot the video

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Bidwell
@StrangeWizard
when you make them you triple squiggers

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stark_Naked

ye

less pretty, darker

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'll be in the Charger Corps, Tuber platoon.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Illusionz
heart shape
my one weakness, you bastard
not gonna join any squad, but if I had to choose, this would be the one

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Firespawn
Will do
I'll see if i can make it a Greenish / Red tint too.
I'll try to update the font to Splat2's font as well.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

can you be in more than one club/ "gang"?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Literally the only two people with the sense to superjump back to spawn
I'm tired of these scrubs

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx
No leader is autistic enough to reject someone because of "muh gang wars xdddd." You're fine.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Carnalpleasure
You underestimate Veeky Forums.

idontknow
idontknow

After this one Kagey I'm gonna need to do a couple things but I can be back to finish rot in 15 min or so

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Carnalpleasure
you say that but i doubt that applies to the brush bois leader, they're pretty up their ass about how the inkbrush is a viable weapon

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Carnalpleasure
What's the point in joining a gang if you're gonna whore yourself around?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Burnblaze
The worst is when someone puts a beakon right by spawn, because they don’t know you can just jump to spawn I guess?

likme
likme

@lostmypassword
Its no surprise, considering the brushes are reddit's weapon of choice.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
things I don't like are reddit
(You)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@New_Cliche
or maybe they're using to have a suction/splat bomb to drop at spawn and ink a little bit to get closer to a special
still, this game does show you sub in the top right so there's no excuse unless like time

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze
name ?
@StrangeWizard
be the change you want to see user , make the gang!
@Techpill
heck yeah it is for now

5mileys
5mileys

@GoogleCat
tyrus

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

where the fuck is the charger gang?!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Alright ggs, I'll be down to get that 1913 higher in 10 to 15 minutes

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sharpcharm
no charger shitter has the ability to draw

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@GoogleCat
Cute qt

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
implying
It doesn't take long to realize how many brushfags are on there, complaining about how viable and hip the weapon is.

TechHater
TechHater

@Ignoramus
You really think so?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sharpcharm
when rainy decides to make one

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Bidwell
We need to make one ourselves I guess

@Sharpcharm
charger shitter
t. brainlet

girlDog
girlDog

Help me out, /ink/

http://www.strawpoll.me/14137076

Techpill
Techpill

@Harmless_Venom
Nevermind, I'm the brainlet because I replied to the wrong posts.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn
You can't drink a fellow vampire's blood, user!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Harmless_Venom
snipefags in charge of knowing how replies work

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TechHater
You know the answer to that question already

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
E, change your hair

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@girlDog
of all the hairstyles, you chose the literal worst one
none of these are fresh my nibber

happy_sad
happy_sad

@hairygrape
Okay, I guess?

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
Try I, but with the Dakroniks or your orange toddler shoes instead of Orcas.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Ignoramus
t. shitter that doesn't know the basics of a charger
You happy now?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@hairygrape
Chargers are shit now an are not worth using.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@girlDog
@Flameblow
@ZeroReborn
while i think the hairstyle can work in some cases, i liked all the ones with hats on

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
https://imgur.com/a/sJYYY

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

what if your woomy was deaf

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

And I'm already back and ready to twin some more. I'm already in a twin.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

can you imagine having to avatarfag every post in every thread

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns
That's not where a vagina is.

girlDog
girlDog

@viagrandad
What? In TW, yeah because it's TW. Ranked and league is where the charger shines.

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
Use all of them

@viagrandad
I don't have my half second charge, quintupleuple damage up, E-liter. Chargers suck!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@girlDog
They're decent in Splat Zones due to how static the nature of that mode is. None of them paint well enough for the other modes.
inb4 cherrypicked solo queue scoreboards

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
Kagey get in here I wanna play more Operation Goldfish

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@massdebater
Out of curiosity, why did you save that picture? That's my favorite outfit 2bh, but do you like it too?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
i think bazookarpe is the only localized name i'm jealous of

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Skullbone
mention League
haha ranked solo queue much?
Not an argument. Also, SZ is where it's most useful. But it's still useable in the other modes as well.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@whereismyname
I didn't draw it.

https://imgur.com/a/yaSjp

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Skullbone
You posted it as if it were any good.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PurpleCharger
I save pics of every cute -ass squid I see

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

half of your cracks/rank downs are disconnections

King_Martha
King_Martha

@5mileys
added
https://imgur.com/a/M9Iwx

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Burnblaze
bazookarpe
How have I never heard of this one before?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I might leave soon, R, I feel my aim slipping

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
If that's the case you wanna start meming?

connection lost
oh

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
it's one of the eu localizations. some of them are pretty funny

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha
Nice.

likme
likme

@Supergrass
oh, well thank you

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
Ggs

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
ggs K. I laughed out loud at our last game.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
kraken taxis taken to the next level

Emberfire
Emberfire

Anybody down for playing the next league rotation? It's TC Port Mack and Manta Maria

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@New_Cliche
Can you pick me up some nugs while you're at McDonalds?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@LuckyDusty
Rewatching this, I just noticed the tenta brella not only gave me his shield, but he pretty much wiped the entire enemy team on my way to the pedestal. I think this is someone who tries to get good with shit weapons.

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H57BXZqI-wc

Evilember
Evilember

So do drawfags even ask for squids to draw anymore? I was going to ask kier to draw lewd yebbie art when I realized I've only really seen avatarfags drawn for the past month or so.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evilember
I think kier's feeling a bit burnt out since he just did a large drawing. Dude's only human.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@AwesomeTucker
would a foot massage make him feel better

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Evilember

They do every now and again but indeed it has slow down abit but there's always commissioning if you really want it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evilember
I do ask, but I have two requests currently so if you want your squid drawn you can post it and I'll probably do it eventually

5mileys
5mileys

@Emberfire
What about taking his dick?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

what if you brought down a large mallet onto your woomy's head

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Gonna do some league in the next rotation.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Is splattershot ever not viable?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@kizzmybutt

no

FastChef
FastChef

Does Splatfest start in 2 hours, or Saturday at midnight?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@kizzmybutt
Nope, yet people think it's the most balanced weapon when really it's one of the best. The really need to tweak the main gun just a little but I bet their too scared about the backlash.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@FastChef
the latter

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evilember
i havent in a while because my vacation is ending soon so im spending as much time as i can playing splatoon with you guys.
@AwesomeTucker
this tbqh too
@5mileys
give me dick

eGremlin
eGremlin

@viagrandad
Now, buddy, before you tell me to hit the road, I want you to know something. I've grown a lot in the past hour or so. I'm a new Kagey. I have a fresh new coat, and an even fresher pair of shoes. You've taught me to be honest about what I want, and what I want is a lewd of me: fully clothed, in public, cum running down my legs, with a stealth vibe up my butt. I'm perfectly okay if you decide not to, I won't ask again. I know your time is very valuable, and that you don't owe me a drawing. Thank you in advance. Put the remote in my hat

@Emberfire
Foot shit
That's gross, user

Soft_member
Soft_member

@eGremlin
feet are cute when taken care of

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@kizzmybutt
I can join you!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Ignoramus
Splattershot is the most vanilla gun. Other weapons should be changed to get in line with it, and they've already started.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
Feet are palatable, at best. The lower leg is where it's at.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt

2/4

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@DeathDog
I'll give you dick if you buy me a plane ticket, and if you give it back

Evilember
Evilember

@Soft_member
Prove it, post cute woomy feet then

FastChef
FastChef

@Methshot
that's a cute minty green yebby

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Methshot
Pretty fresh!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

good job boys.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Firespawn
Alright, how is this?

General darkening of the background
Changed cool Blue'ish hue to a hot Orange'ish-Red
Font changed font from Splat1 to Splat2
Crispened up the text on Quota HUD
Somewhat improved shadow on face (avoiding pig-nose)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

welp

TreeEater
TreeEater

@FastChef
@hairygrape
I really like the mint dakroniks and wanted to find a look that would work. Next mission: Neon Sea Slugs

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Lord_Tryzalot

terrible job boys

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BlogWobbles
@Lord_Tryzalot
Being inconsistent is what I do best!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@viagrandad
I want to ask for something with Hoodrat, but have no idea what.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Ignoramus
Its win rate in tourneys is actually around 50% last I checked. The splattershot is good because it does everything well and it's easy to aim with.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
I dunno man nothing beats a nice foot massage after working at Grizzco

And nothing is better than stepping on someone/being stepped on

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
Good jorb user.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Ignoramus
What could you even do to balance it without fucking it up too much though?
Make the fall off damage reduction more severe maybe?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@hairygrape
does the font only have the quotes facing one direction? triggering me slightly

idontknow
idontknow

@Carnalpleasure
Remove the invincibility when you land from a Splashdown.

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles

okay job boys

Bidwell
Bidwell

@idontknow
That'll nerf other weapons too much. It needs a slower fire rate (only slight enough to make a difference) and then maybe higher ink consumption.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@idontknow
I agree, but that's changing the special, not the gun itself.

Playboyize
Playboyize

they came back for more

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Bidwell
None of the Splashdown weapons need the benefit free invincibility gives them, and it just makes that special more annoying to punish when Baller and Inkjet were changed to make them more punishable.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
No response
That's understandable, you have every right not to. I just wanted to make sure the air was clear between us. I guess The New Kagey will just go fuck himself. Literally, of course.

@TreeEater
I know this is just memeing, but I don't see the appeal of a massage. Isn't it just like getting squeezed?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BunnyJinx
its because you responded to a different user you dumb fuck

WebTool
WebTool

@Evil_kitten
Aw shit, will YOU tell me about sexy massaging?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BunnyJinx
You’re odd.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize
And they got revenge.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Nudist woomys!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sharpcharm
I'm not odd. I'm the new, unchained Kagey. That smug yebby you knew and loved is dead. Dead different, and her name is Smug Woomy, my spag's smugger little cousin.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BunnyJinx
If you don't see the appeal and benefits of massaging body parts, I think you need to read a book.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Snarelure
You replied to the wrong person again. Also, make a Charger gang already since you're using the charger so damn much.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I can't stand port mackerel.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Sir_Gallonhead
I meant non sexual massages, I was hoping to find the appeal

@ZeroReborn
That's obviously not me. It's my cousin, Smug Woomy. And I will make sure she ends up on that hypothetical charger gang, because I love her so much!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Snarelure
knew and loved
loved
Uh yeah sure.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
Starting to think this is someone trying to make someone look bad. Godspeed I guess.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Sir_Gallonhead
Releasing tension and pain, making your entire body healthy in the case of feet since they're your body's foundation, bonding between the massager and massagee

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Snarelure
I miss ol’ Buckethead already.

TechHater
TechHater

@Raving_Cute
Thanks for the love anons! But why don't we talk about my cousin. And maybe talk to her a little she's seemed kind of lonely

@happy_sad
I'm just trying to get Smug Woomy on the /ink/list. She needs to get out more.

@lostmypassword
Good old old Kagey will live on in our hearts. any some bits of him in buttslut's rape chamber

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BunnyJinx
I ain't kier bucko

likme
likme

@TechHater
Buttslut wouldn’t have a rape dungeon though. Maybe Slut Woomy’s daddy, but he calls it the love fort and let’s Slut and Schoolgirl use it on the weekends

Evilember
Evilember

dynamo on TC

For what purpose?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

can someone tell me exactly how many hours until NA splatfest starts?

girlDog
girlDog

@Evilember
Probably the sting ray on these maps.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Dreamworx
25 hours

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Dreamworx
a little over one hour from now

WebTool
WebTool

@Dreamworx
Just fucking look at the start time in game idiot.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@iluvmen
nice one

Skullbone
Skullbone

@King_Martha
It's okay, he'll feel the increased positivity and ambiguously ironic homosexuality that The New Kagey radiates

@likme
Well all I know is that I got rape dungeoned. And boy howdy it a doozy.

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone

Gross

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Skullbone
Slut Woomy’s dad doesn’t judge in the love fort

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Okay, I'm gonna stop using weapons I don't know how to use now. I'm sorry

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Techpill
post so bad that you had to take off your glasses

Jesus.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Techpill
You would love cousin Kagee, smug spag. She's judgmental too! She should talk to her. she's mostly mad about me "loosing my edge"

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
Relax

massdebater
massdebater

This is getting bad.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
At least we started out with a good number....

Also
this comp

Nojokur
Nojokur

Whoops didn't see you all went Forge SSP, I'll change next match.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nojokur
Please do, I wanna see a shit ton of bubbles

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

This should be good.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
but he calls it the love fort and let’s Slut and Schoolgirl use it on the weekends
kek, headcanon accepted
new headcanon, they've repainted it pink and installed neon lights

Emberburn
Emberburn

Okay I'll switch to the good brella now

Soft_member
Soft_member

What have you been drinking today, /ink/?

likme
likme

@Playboyize
Make it blacklights, so they’re positively glowing at the end of a good long session.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@likme
perfect

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
Coke.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Soft_member
Agua

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
coffee, lots of it

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Soft_member
Semen

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Soft_member
Ink-Charge Melon

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Soft_member
Water

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Gonna scrub, brb

FastChef
FastChef

@Soft_member
Used up my last main-saver lemon for my gear. The nearby 7-11 just got some Mexican sprite so I got like 10 of those, glass bottle soda always tastes better.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Gigastrength
k I'll do the same

eGremlin
eGremlin

UF, I remade the room if you wanna join.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Soft_member
woomy footsweat

Inmate
Inmate

3/4 league

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

No one's joining, should we call it quits? I might need to take a break before SR in 2 and a half hours anyway.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

screw it, I'm done;

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What's the point of ink OCs if I can't play with them?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Soft_member
smirnoff

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
Water. It's good for staying fit and also killing yourself if you happen to be a squid. Yet fruit smoothies are just fine for them. Odd.

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
Damn, we tried. GGs crew. I'll be on SR next rotation if you need a member.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Alright, well ggs, anyway crew. We didn't do to bad all things considered.

Anyone wanna do 1v1 for fun for like half an hour.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@takes2long

GGs. Wish we did better but playing with /ink/ is always fun

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Do we know what weapon we're getting this week yet?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@New_Cliche
I was kinda meming and trying to use different weapons after we got score. But I did okay with a few of the weapons.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
Hopefully Custom Dualie Squelchers.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Late thanks for letting my squid be comfy.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What's going to be the OP weapon when Nintendo nerfs the splattershot into oblivion?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Anybody down for 1v1s all ranked modes?

0024-4386-7428

MPmaster
MPmaster

@kizzmybutt
Dark Tetras, I hope
please
please nintendo

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evil_kitten
See @Lunatick
It has splat bomb and armor. And the main weapon is now ridiculous thanks to the patch.

Inmate
Inmate

@viagrandad
I'd like to spectate those, if anything

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Methnerd
I was wondering why I was seeing them so much.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
Eh, it’s easy to figure out whose squid is who in PB, but also for drawfags to draw fun shit like the few comics that’ve been made.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Do you think he molests kids?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Deadlyinx
They have a fairly steep learning curve if you plan on using them yourself.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@haveahappyday
He calls them comfort octos

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberburn
I'm content with my Brella. It got a nice buff this time around

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@viagrandad
Sorry I joined without realizing you were doing a 1v1 lobby. I'm nowhere near good enough to face you yet, but ggs anyway.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@viagrandad
NO

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
Come right in, though I won't be able to play for much longer.

@TalkBomber
You still held your own

Methnerd
Methnerd

@haveahappyday
i think he molested callie and marie

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Salmon Run during Splatfest
Load out is "????".

What Grizzco weapon are you hoping for this time /ink/?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BinaryMan
The hair dryer weapon

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BinaryMan
4 tenta brellas

whereismyname
whereismyname

GGs

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberburn
I went to add you but we're already friends! So I made us best friends! <3

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan
A dynamo that swings like an inkbrush.

farquit
farquit

@BinaryMan
The Grizzco Brella

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BinaryMan
I kinda want a Grizzco Brush. One swing causes two or three swings, with the "afterimages" going a bit farther than the last. Also they stack. It's a Third Strike super in a weapon.

takes2long
takes2long

@Playboyize
Thanks, watching and learning feels nice right about now

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BinaryMan
GrizzCo duelies. It’s a pair of clash blasters that roll like the duelie squelchers

Inmate
Inmate

Last 1v1 then I have to go do other stuff.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BinaryMan
Dual .52s

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lunatick
I never realized how much I wanted this

FastChef
FastChef

@CodeBuns
they're in the game data m8

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
Hmm... me likey

askme
askme

gg rust

massdebater
massdebater

@Inmate
Alright ggs, thanks for kicking my ass once again Saturn. Wish I could have played longer but dnd time.

Methshot
Methshot

@BinaryMan

charger

instant charger ink blasts
burning through fish left and right

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Have we gotten our daily "guy gets away with it" today yet?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BinaryMan
Splatling. Just imagine how much ink it would fling!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lord_Tryzalot
he didn't get away with it this time

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

woomy needs to learn

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Time to wait for the show.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BinaryMan
Mr Grizz thinking people want to work during a splatfest

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lunatick
slow fire rate
really short and laggy roll, but good for dodging around a corner
turret mode makes it a half decent fire rate

2 hit kill

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
this is basically what the gloogas are going to be
feel free to screencap me on this

FastChef
FastChef

@Lunatick
Literally just the glooga dualies

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
Hey bud wrong pic.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@haveahappyday
Read as "Time to wait for the snow"

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BinaryMan
Random weapons had to be my favorite salmon run and it's during a splatfest. FUCK YOU BEAR

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@whereismyname
It starts in the last 4 hours of Splatfest
Everybody who cares will be royalty anyway.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@whereismyname
HEY SLACKER DON'T YOU DARE SKIP OUT ON WORK.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

down a Main-Saver Lemon drink
keep getting Ink Recovery Up subs

I mean I'm cool with those too but it's just weird

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberfire
@FastChef
Ok, so.
Splat Dualies are the standard
Dapple Dualies are low range, high fire rate
Dualie Squelchers are long range, low fire rate
Glooga Duales are low fire rate, high damage

What exactly are the Tetra Dualies supposed to be? Semi Auto? 3+ rolls? As a Dualie enthusiast I'm stuck.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
You can roll four times in a row.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@GoogleCat
4 Roll dualies with NZap range and damage profile

Emberfire
Emberfire

@haveahappyday
time to end all splatfests

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Boy_vs_Girl
@lostmypassword
Oh, was there confirmation? I haven't been keeping up with the datamines after the initial one.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@GoogleCat
Higher mobility at a loss for damage or ink efficiency.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@GoogleCat
I think it's gonna be like a better version of the splat dualies. It has better range, and the fastest roll of all the dualies, I see it being an ink-hungry monster made to kill and slip away.

takes2long
takes2long

Dual Splatlings when?

WebTool
WebTool

@lostmypassword
Tell me that the dodge rolls are even shorter distance than dapples or else that just sounds broken as fuck.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

will the dynamo get a spalt bomb?

I need it for double momb shenanigans

hairygrape
hairygrape

@WebTool
It's either that or doing the mambo with the Dualie Squelchies right now. That dance looks fuckin majestic. Someone please draw that.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nude_Bikergirl
double bomb with dynamo
can't fucking swing afterwards

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
After we get dual Sloshers modeled after coffee mugs.

WebTool
WebTool

@Booteefool
How bout dualie rollers before that?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nude_Bikergirl
Gold dynamo has toxic mist. Tempered isn't in the game's files but if it comes back then there's still a chance for splat bombs.

Bidwell
Bidwell

What if your woomy was Spacenoid sympathizer

Bidwell
Bidwell

teammates on rainmaker keep grabbing it as soon as it's popped and get splatted
never pick good times to push
another one sits inches away from the goal with it spamming shots at the 2 enemies I just splatted while the others are still respawning and there's a clear path I inked out
losses for days

Defend this mode.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Bidwell
When will the Octarians drop a colony on Inkopolis?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Bidwell
Get out of whatever rank hell you're in

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Bidwell

its 1v7

the ultimate test of skill

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Bidwell

It's fun

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
@Booteefool
@takes2long
Dualie Bamboozlers

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
Dual Dualies

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
Dual Heavy Splatlings

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lunatick
A- is a complete shitshow

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

dualie grizzco blasters

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Carry and try to give good signals and openings to your teammates.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Burnblaze
no Federation vs Zeon Splatfest

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen
Dual dualie dualies

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@iluvmen
@Ignoramus
Dual Tetra Dualie Grizzco Blasters

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen
Fuck I want this so bad.

takes2long
takes2long

Should I try and host a squelcher only meme lobby?
I need to see this.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What time are the new weapons usually announced?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@haveahappyday
This face seems familiar...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

redpill me on dualies

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Ignoramus
they're great if you're a spaz who likes flopping around into bombs

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CouchChiller

every two weeks?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CouchChiller
3-5am EST

eGremlin
eGremlin

@takes2long
are jets allowed

Evilember
Evilember

tfw octavio will never remix our news and announce his own splatfest

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@eGremlin
Yes

likme
likme

@whereismyname
When Salmon opened during Europe toilet paper splatfest I went in immediately to get a break from the boring turf wars

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

finally made it to S+0
but it really doesn't mean anything

anything is possible with bombs

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Raving_Cute
Welcome to hell my friend. Now you just need to rank up 50 more times before you're done

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength

sheeeet

I was done at A+, I didn't plan on staying in S, let alone moving up to S+

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Techpill
After the latest patch they made it even harder to stay at a rank, they moved the OK-line up 10%. So keeping a rank and ranking up is even harder.

Have fun!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Nothing makes me saltier than splatoon.
I love the core gameplay, but everything else about it makes me want to die.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Raving_Cute
Play with friends, that usuall helps

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

cute

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

what if your woomy was really antagonistic towards other woomies and bullied them and no one liked her but she was really cute and sweet to her daddy

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Lord_Tryzalot
what if she also bullied a yebby to mask her affection toward him like in chinese cartoons

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
But that's impossible

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lord_Tryzalot

My woomy is basically a part time anti-bully ranger so I wouldn't have this problem

Nojokur
Nojokur

Being friends with all the squids!

Techpill
Techpill

@Flameblow
what if that yebby told her he hated her and to just leave him alone

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Gigastrength
not skipping ranks

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

want to play SR with /ink/ in a few minutes
starting to fall asleep

Grizz pls

w8t4u
w8t4u

mfw I'm gonna make the pilgramage for the hero replica umbrella, or just give up and go for the simple blaster..

cum2soon
cum2soon

@PackManBrainlure
same
feelsEUman

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This is the Good Night Woomy, peaceful rests and good Splatfest randos will come to you, but only if you reply "Good night, Woomy."

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Sir_Gallonhead
good Splatfest randos

I wish.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
Good night, Woomy

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Sir_Gallonhead
Good night, Woomy.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BinaryMan
THEN SAY GOODNIGHT, WOOMY!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead

Good night, Woomy

On to Night 7. Maybe Friday the 13th will be my lucky night

Evilember
Evilember

@Sir_Gallonhead
don't wake up

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@VisualMaster
GOODNIGHT, WOOMY!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Garbage Can Lid
@AwesomeTucker
@Soft_member
@Methnerd
Snzzzzzzzz

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@AwesomeTucker
Dream on, Vampdreamer.

Techpill
Techpill

who wanna salmon

cum2soon
cum2soon

what if your woomy was given a sash and a cute hat by a police officer and went around inkopolis preventing people from littering and jaywalking and bullying

Flameblow
Flameblow

@cum2soon
oh god i want to draw this but i can't into splatoon style

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon

Both she and I would love it. Nothing better then your woomy being a productive member of society.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Flameblow

Do it anyways!

TechHater
TechHater

@cum2soon
no fashion police gear

I'm glad we're getting a stupid ass grass costume instead.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

so when's the big gear update like Splat 1 had

takes2long
takes2long

@TalkBomber
Winter, like Splatoon 1.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater

we still exist in the timeline where a goddamn ghillie suit won

Where did we go wrong?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StonedTime
Japan, once again, proves how shit their tastes are.

likme
likme

@StonedTime
Next ranked mode should be based on getting the most kills against whoever uses that outfit.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Profresh Salmon Runs

1138-6992-5210

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@likme
This, if anyone from /ink/ even buys that outfit they get doxxed.
We could've had Judd themed maid outfits, remember that.

Playboyize
Playboyize

mfw I feel fucking useless in SR
mfw I hate the octo brush and charger...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StonedTime
muh super badass sniper outfit

-japanese kid

Flameblow
Flameblow

@whereismyname
joining
but im only apprentice-level
>:^)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Well, /ink/?
Does he?

Evilember
Evilember

@Spazyfool
I bet he's tried to fuck the family pet

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spazyfool
C-

Every single time. Although I'll give him credit for being past level 10.

5mileys
5mileys

@Nude_Bikergirl
tfw traveling last weekend/this week and miss the team picture

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

what if your woomy went boomy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Hey /ink/
I haven't played Splatoon 2 or or been in these threads since the Kelp dome update.
I know there's a Splatfest tomorrow so here I am

Can you anons give a quick run down on what has happen in these threads while I was gone and any meta that going on in the game.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spazyfool
gay shit
baller was op, then everything was buffed to kill it
now dualie squelchers and brellas are op
except the tenta brella, thats still shit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Flameblow
I don't want to say the F word but with the Splatfest theme, I'm guessing a majority of /ink/ are on Team Vampire, correct?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
yes

FastChef
FastChef

Someone want to explain to me why Octavio felt the need to steal the statues from inkopolis square and give them laser eyes? Just to match the stolen concrete?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Need_TLC
yes
i chose werewolf because i dont give a fuck about this splatfest and id rather play the actual themed matches than mirror matches until i hit king and quit
theres another random salmon run happening on saturday though so we might get a new grizz weapon to have fun with

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
The patricians picked Werewolf

Inmate
Inmate

@viagrandad
Do you think NoA intentionally made this the theme cause of Fs?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@whereismyname
1/4

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Snarelure
m-maybe i will!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StrangeWizard
@takes2long
I've always thought werewolves were cooler when I was a kid.
But now that I've started watching Castlevania on Netflix I'm definitely going with vampire

TreeEater
TreeEater

Finger a Woomy!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TreeEater
finger a spag!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what if your woomy turned into liquid and stained the carpet

eGremlin
eGremlin

Looking for a profresh crew. 0024-4386-7428. It's late night for me so I may be a little rusty

iluvmen
iluvmen

@eGremlin
Hey rust, still need people? I just woke up

askme
askme

@iluvmen
Yeah we need one more, we just lost a 3 man

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@askme
That first wave went so well, dang it

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
Let me hop on, need to sit through news

hairygrape
hairygrape

I choked and died with the last egg ugh

askme
askme

This happened earlier...

Soft_member
Soft_member

@askme
(´• ω •`) was on
noo i wanted to play with them

cum2soon
cum2soon

touch a woomy

idontknow
idontknow

@Soft_member
We're still playing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Soft_member
I-I thought you were playing MK so I didn't want to bother

Firespawn
Firespawn

@idontknow
@GoogleCat
I-I had my switch stolen by my brother and his friends anyways.little shit raided my room for it

w8t4u
w8t4u

Custom E-liter /scope is this week's weapon.

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/918759684747681793

farquit
farquit

@cum2soon
@Snarelure
im really shaky and lazy tonight
behold the bobble head woomy of safety

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
Squid Beakon and Bubble Blower. Lame.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u
hooray

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
What the fuck? Are you gonna be able to get it fucking back?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Who here is selling the game tomorrow https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/918759684747681793

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Gigastrength
As if a new eliter with that shit setup means anything

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Gigastrength
I hate this game

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RavySnake
im not going to fight 4people for it , its selfish.im just hoping they return it intact..

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
this weapon comes out before splatfest starts
watch as moray towers is in first rot and a huge as fuck shifty staion

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stupidasole
everything will turn out ok
worst case theres just a few finger prints on the screen.

askme
askme

@farquit
I think you did a decent job getting the style down. Very cute.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Another really cool looking Shifty station.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Alright, I'm done for now rust crew. Good runs though, maybe I'll play after waking up tomorrow.

@Stupidasole
Did they just steal it play it? How old are they? If they're adults then wow that's shitty.

RumChicken
RumChicken

ggs rust crew
Fun runs

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

These are the kinds of people /ink/ plays with

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ggs crew, sorry I played like ass in the last few rounds, it's late

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Nude_Bikergirl
It being late is exactly why I called it. However I'm probably gonna shit up TW for a little bit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StrangeWizard
medabots
I mean that's autistic but at least he's got good taste in robots

Inmate
Inmate

@Carnalpleasure
my brother is 15 but his friends look way older than me gosh.theyre just shouting nonstop now.its a mess

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Stupidasole
Get your gun

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

gee thanks for the useful beakons

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nude_Bikergirl
That haircut is the telltale sign of a shitter

WebTool
WebTool

@Nude_Bikergirl
They were probably for his benefit and he didn't give a shit if anyone else used them.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TreeEater
guns are illegal my dude

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Spamalot
Oh user, this is why you are being walked over by 15 year olds

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Gigastrength
Best answer I've seen for this is to make its horizontal flick paint more. In splatoon 1, it was 40tps. Now it's 30tps (turf per second). They gutted its inking abilities and left it with nothing.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Does Berry Woomy have purple nipples?

Would she moan if I sucked them?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@w8t4u
for fuck sakes

Illusionz
Illusionz

@w8t4u
But look on the bright side. You are getting 2 weapons now! :3

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Gigastrength
@w8t4u

Iam geting fucking tired. Release the heavy firepower dualies already

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
I need my toxic mist brella already

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
th-thank you

5mileys
5mileys

@Methnerd
Why do I have a feeling all these shifty stations will be the third extra stage added in rotations and won't be added until all the splatfests are done?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Wow, SR with these weapons is actually impossible in freelance, thanks Grizz.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@5mileys
Why would you assume that, aside from debilitating autism?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

/vg/thread/192189260#p192189260
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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Snarelure
What does autism have to do with expecting these stages to be put in rotation? Go be a retard else where.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
You're not carrying hard enough.
Focus on crowd control, and stop caring so much about your own score.
This is why you're an overachiever, and not a 300+ Profreshional.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@5mileys
They seem to me like tests for user created stages.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@DeathDog
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What if
procgen stages that change every time you play

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@DeathDog
japanese user created stages
nothing but various high towers for chargers

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