/vn/ - Birthday edition

5mileys
5mileys

Visual Novel General #1672

READ THE FOLLOWING, THIS IS IMPORTANT
Having trouble with your VN? Try the following before you ask for tech support:
1. Be in Japanese locale
2. Read the Readme
3. Read the wiki below
4. Google it

FAQs, Recommendations, and Other Useful Things:
http://visual-novels-general.wikia.com/wiki/

Need a novel with a specific element?
http://vndb.org/g

Download Links:
https://pastebin.com/CrzJ4Xrd/

Previous thread:
/vg/thread/192074538#p192074538

This general is for the discussion of English-translated Japanese visual novels.
All posting of untranslated visual novels belongs on /jp/
E-celeb shitposting is not allowed.
Kindly use spoiler tags appropriately when discussing plot spoilers to facilitate smooth discussion.

All urls found in this thread:
http://visual-novels-general.wikia.com/wiki/
http://vndb.org/g
https://pastebin.com/CrzJ4Xrd/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzF2kBwVGcI
https://vndb.org/v6618
https://www.amazon.com/Gildan-Mens-Heavy-Cotton-T-Shirt/dp/B017STTRC2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1507850222&sr=8-1&keywords=shirts%2Bpack%2Bof%2B10&th=1&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/Hanes-Label-10-Pack-Boxer-Assorted/dp/B01KOH7AOW/ref=sr_1_4?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1507850380&sr=1-4&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=briefs%2B10%2Bpack&th=1&psc=1
https://mega.nz/#!Pl0jFajT!-SJJsv2Z3gUNg2Y8NBQ64FZojQaSyvcJhzGGi4Jb7lE
http://tss.asenheim.org/divi-dead.html
http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256685202/movie480.webm?t=1503724995
https://exhentai.org/s/a486af163f/877936-1496
https://i.imgur.com/IwCmxG7.jpg
http://store.steampowered.com/app/620080/A_Clockwork_LeyLine_The_Borderline_of_Dusk/
https://www.jastusa.com/school-days-hq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpPcJsZ3kfk
https://vndb.org/r52893
https://i.imgur.com/E7u7W9y.jpg
https://youtu.be/rqfSqUuo7Ms?t=44s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F5-rxKUOLU
Gigastrength
Gigastrength

;_;

Methnerd
Methnerd

It's another Student Council episode

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Lolis.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Gigastrength
I would be sad, too, if I was a retard like Mitcher

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PackManBrainlure
ejaculate inside them

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

So which part was better, the Steins o the Gates?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Methnerd
he wasn't on the student council in high school
haha what a fag

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@5mileys
SakuSaku is so cute.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SomethingNew
Neither Chaos is better

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PackManBrainlure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzF2kBwVGcI

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spazyfool
I'm still finishing up Wagahigh though

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SomethingNew
This one

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I thought Euphoria was unironically a kamige

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Fuck, i'm having trouble pissing.

I think this is the end of the road for me, boys. It was nice knowing you all.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@GoogleCat
Likewise.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@LuckyDusty
what the fuck is this

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Spazyfool
Everything is going to be alright

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperWish
https://vndb.org/v6618

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
sounds like urine trouble

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@viagrandad
that shit fucking art

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Spazyfool
At least you didn't twist your balls

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methnerd
reading beastiality doujins
author out of nowhere mentions 'by the way, here's what student councils are like, I know because I was on one'

Man, Japan's fucked up

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Gigastrength
Are these even a thing outside of Nipland?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spazyfool
Go see a doctor

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Bidwell
yeah I actually fucking hate japan

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
beastiality
bestiality

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

There's a probability you will die before A-3 gets translated
I'm scared lads

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Spazyfool
How does this happen?
@TreeEater
I remember how one of my balls was kinda strangling itself or something like 10 years ago. Walking was the most painful experience ever, I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.

WebTool
WebTool

@AwesomeTucker
That doesn't make any sense, it's beastiality because it has 'beast' in it.

likme
likme

@BinaryMan
Yes? I was the student council secretary in high school. We had elections and everything, I had to give a speech in front of the entire student body. Barely contained my spaghetti.

@TreeEater
Please don't talk about testicular torsion, the fear is too palpable.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BinaryMan
At my school there was one for organizing major events. There's nothing like the disciplinary commitee though. Is thay really a thing in Japan anyway? Only the teachers and hall walkers would make sure you're following the dress code. During Summer we had a lot off announcements saying people are wearing shorts which are too short.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@WebTool
It's bestiality because it's the best

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
learn latin you uneducated fuck

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RavySnake
Do they even do anything useful? What's the point of those?

5mileys
5mileys

@Poker_Star
I liked it besides the cowtits, the sprites are nice and expressive and the SD stuff like this was 超かわいい.
@BinaryMan
My school had em, though I don't remember what they actually did. In elementary school the girl that ran did so on a platform of getting a new ball-wall wall put up and they actually got it done though, but the old one was probably better cause the new one was shorter even if it was fancy brick and concrete rather than the old wooden shit. Only thing I remember about high school student council was one girl recording a video where she sang to try to get people to vote for her but she didn't win as far as I remember.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@WebTool
It originates from the word bestial, which originates from the same Latin word as beast.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
that random as fuck drama at the end of Mio's route
Why do the childhood friends always get the short end of the stick, lads?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@MPmaster
Prepares them for the real world

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Carnalpleasure
There were anons who probably died between the first thread of /vn/ and now
They never got to read their most anticipated vn

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Carnalpleasure
a probability
I see you are optimistic
@likme

WebTool
WebTool

@Supergrass
Yeah there's this nigga from fata morgana too

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
fuck off herkz

takes2long
takes2long

@viagrandad
I'm doing Wagahigh after I finish this. I finally understand why you guys like moege after playing one.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
I can't die yet I'm only 20

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

/vg/thread/192074538#p192141637
Acer XB270HU, 1440p IPS 27" 144hz monitor,, second monitor is a korean panel 1440p IPS monitor..

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Snarelure
25 is the age you stop growing and start dying

take it from a guy who is 26 and cant pee anymore

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
that was cute too

Even a shitty moege is still a godsend

likme
likme

@LuckyDusty
Sucking up to the higher ups?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Booteefool
Fuck I'm almost 26

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BlogWobbles
OK, cool.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Methnerd
tanoshi

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Booteefool
I think you just have problems go see a doctor

Soft_member
Soft_member

Did you ever do a girl's laundry, /vn/?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@kizzmybutt
Maybe it will fix itself™

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Soft_member
I have never done laundry in my life.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Soft_member
Yes

Bidwell
Bidwell

Come at me, Yuki haters

Methshot
Methshot

@PurpleCharger
How do you even function?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
My birthday is next week, b-but thanks user.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Soft_member
Yes. desu used underwear isn't as attractive as anime builds it up to be, I tried like smelling her panties and shit but it did nothing for me, I don't get what people get out of it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@whereismyname
I tried like smelling her panties
I was hoping for responses like this one.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@whereismyname
It doesn't work when they're your mom's, user.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RavySnake
They were my grandma's

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Soft_member
Nice font faggot.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@whereismyname
You need to smell the parts of the panty that actually touches the vagina and the asshole, ya dumbass

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

?!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methshot
Clothes are not that expensive. I just throw the old ones in the trash when they get too dirty to continue wearing.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stark_Naked
Looks fine to me.

Inmate
Inmate

@TalkBomber
Is this still on going or did they can it when steam canned them?

Methshot
Methshot

@TalkBomber
sakuragame

who?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Methshot
The Chinese maniac who puts eroge on Steam

massdebater
massdebater

@whereismyname
Did you smell dirty or clean ones? I stole my friends sisters panties from the bottom of her dirty clothes bin when I slept over at his house once, fapped with them for years

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BlogWobbles
u wot m8?
How often do you buy new clothes?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
Gabe got pissed because it doesn't have anal and removed it from steam

massdebater
massdebater

@TalkBomber
This is what looks fine.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@haveahappyday
Truly an artist.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Gigastrength
It's not that uncommon. The county my cousin lives in has going through a decade long drought so it's actually cheaper to buy new clothes than spend the water to wash them.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TalkBomber
"="
And nothing new was discovered.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@ZeroReborn
What is this and when is it getting translated

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I really liked Kindred Spirits, what VN should I play next?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fuzzy_Logic
Euphoria

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Inmate
@VisualMaster
Maybe he'll censor it further and release it again.

farquit
farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
rondo duo

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Gigastrength
I just buy some in bulk on Amazon every couple weeks, for example https://www.amazon.com/Gildan-Mens-Heavy-Cotton-T-Shirt/dp/B017STTRC2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1507850222&sr=8-1&keywords=shirts%2Bpack%2Bof%2B10&th=1&psc=1 and https://www.amazon.com/Hanes-Label-10-Pack-Boxer-Assorted/dp/B01KOH7AOW/ref=sr_1_4?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1507850380&sr=1-4&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=briefs%2B10%2Bpack&th=1&psc=1 and that's 10 days of clothes even if I replace them every day. In practice I only change them every 3-4 days though so it can last like a month

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Where can i find the sakusaku name fix patch?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fuzzy_Logic
Sengoku Rance

TechHater
TechHater

@Fuzzy_Logic
https://mega.nz/#!Pl0jFajT!-SJJsv2Z3gUNg2Y8NBQ64FZojQaSyvcJhzGGi4Jb7lE

Emberfire
Emberfire

I need some moge to [prepare me for my mandatory 60hr work weeks that are gonna happen soon,.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@massdebater
Meant for @Fried_Sushi
, tehe.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@lostmypassword
lolige will never get translated because they can't sell it to sekai

idontknow
idontknow

@TechHater
user, thanks fro spoonfeding me, now get lost and don't reply to me again.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I kind of wish I didn't have to wait for the fandisc to be NEVER EVER TRANSLATED EVER EVER EVER to get to Karen's route or the cute editor

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
I skimmed through the two cake routes and read the whole Karen route. It was good. It was cute. It was hot.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Do people seriously refuse to read vns without h-scenes or is it just a meme?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
There really are autists like that here.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberfire
It's real.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberfire
Why would you read VNs if not to masturbate?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberfire
Wanna know how I guessed you're a newfag?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
Half are saying it ironically and half are for retarded for real.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberfire
Don't doubt the abilities of a vocal minority of autists.

Techpill
Techpill

@SniperGod
are for retarded for real

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
The only VNs I read without H-scenes are ones that have doujins.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
Sure, buddy. We are the retarded ones.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Is the user who said he was playing Dividead ITT?
If so, hows it going man?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire
Depends on the genre

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberfire
reading without getting rewarded

Methshot
Methshot

@Methnerd
masturbation is the only reward you can get for reading

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberfire
Why would I go out of my way to read kusoge?

askme
askme

Tina is the main source of humor. It would be pretty shit without her.

TreeEater
TreeEater

What vn will save me from my crippling depression?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methshot
If I just wanted to read words without even seeing so much as a single titty then I'd just read actual books fag

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
I can read a VN without them but only if the h-scens weren't removed to acomodate the Steam market.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
Euphoria.
Its in the name

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
http://tss.asenheim.org/divi-dead.html

Play it yourself.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Every kamige has garbage h-scenes.
Think about that for a sec.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberfire
I read vn's for the 'plot' not the plot. When I want a good story I read a novel, 90% of VN's are just rehashed tropes. I'd only consider a few VN's good enough to actually be worth reading without their h-scenes.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
But I liked SubaHibi's H-scenes.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Illusionz
Which ones?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberfire
I only read romantic cutesy shit. Without H content I feel cucked. So yeah, I only buy and read 18+ shit.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
All of them?

RumChicken
RumChicken

playing a moege, enjoying it
suddenly NTR OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
immediately uninstall

Why does this happen every god damned time?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod
No, I grew out of fapping to traps. Jesus doesn't like that.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
Name three (3) moeges in which this happens.

takes2long
takes2long

@Emberfire
That's a lot of (You)s. Have another one my friend.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
Which ones are you reading?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Illusionz
So you read hours upon hours of trash just to get to 20 minutes of cheap and poorly written porn. Got it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
Ctrl button, matey

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Gigastrength
MLA, Fate Stay Night, Kara no Shojo, G Senjou no Maou, Little Busters, Suba Hibi and Please Bang My Wife.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Illusionz
If I wanted to read a good story I'd read a novel
If you had an actual interest in quality literature you wouldn't be wasting your time with visual novels even if it was just to masturbate.

girlDog
girlDog

2 kamiges released this year have bad H, one didn't even get the patch yet
the other 3 kamiges are all ages
We're entering a no-H era, lads.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
Fate Stay Night,
tfw haven't read any Fate vns
idk how I feel

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Illusionz
There are just some things that don't work so well outside the medium. Something like Ever 17/999 as an example.

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
all-ages
kamige
Pick one.

Techpill
Techpill

@Sir_Gallonhead
That doesn't make the actual scenes any better

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@girlDog
Which ones were bad?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm 10 minutes in and this is the most complete sentence that was actually grammatically accurate so far

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberfire
same here, also never read any Muv-Luv

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
Me either

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
But Hatsukoi had good H

SniperWish
SniperWish

@GoogleCat
It is definitely a kaminukige

@takes2long
When I started wageslaving, I finally realized that moege is truly healing. Nothing beats coming home to some comfy moege and nukige on the side

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@FastChef
Fate is trash but you should go read Muv-Lv right now.

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256685202/movie480.webm?t=1503724995

TreeEater
TreeEater

@ZeroReborn
In a few decades, VNs will be the dominant medium. They beat books and manga in immersion while requiring less manpower than television or animation

whereismyname
whereismyname

"Scenes that caused you to instantly drop a VN"

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperWish
@SniperWish
Nothing beats coming home to some comfy moege and nukige on the side
So true, I'm gonna binge read when I start working 60hrs soon.

idontknow
idontknow

@Emberfire
It's real. There is a difference between a VN that doesn't have H-scenes and a VN that was gutted from having H-scenes for a Western release. And we are strictly opposed to the latter.

The former however is sort of common for Japan depending on the company. The "all-ages kusoge" crowd you can safely ignore

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StonedTime
no

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fried_Sushi
tfw there will never be a kamige of this caliber ever again

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
Who is this "we" you are speaking of?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Carnalpleasure
The non-faggots

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i just finished subahibi and my head isn't fucked up enough yet, where can i go from here?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Carnalpleasure
Normalfags.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@idontknow
fuck off
all all-ages shit is unacceptable

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn
euphoria

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RumChicken
You mean a Nakige right?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TreeEater
You don't need headphones/speakers to fully experience manga or books though. You could read a VN silent but it would cut down on the experience. While with TV/anime it is easier to dip in and out.
It is still the best compromise in experience for sitting at home but I don't see it ever being dominate.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname
The only VN i dropped was the fandisc or sequel to KiraKira with that jackass MC.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@kizzmybutt
i actually read that somewhat recently, 9/10 wish i didn't have to read about poo

Methnerd
Methnerd

Who else is playing right now?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methnerd
Waiting on the PC patch port.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BunnyJinx
Since when are normalfags opposed to cutting out h-scenes?

farquit
farquit

@Supergrass
You'll understand when you finish puberty, don't worry

takes2long
takes2long

@Methnerd
Implying I am EU

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
Scenes that were fucking untranslated.
I dropped Majikoi since the Miyako stuff wasn't translated and never got back to it

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@MPmaster
Normalfags like all-ages kusoge. You like all-ages kusoge as long as it's not censorship. You're pretty much a normalfag.

idontknow
idontknow

@Supergrass
Liking Key H-scenes

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn
So there is someone who takes the all ages kusoge meme seriously? Whoa...

SniperWish
SniperWish

@whereismyname
I mean I finished the route but I was done with reading anything else

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperWish
Wait until they find a way to get kamiges on tablets or phones.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SomethingNew
You could have shut the scat off, you know.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@likme
I've been refusing to read all-ages kusoge before Veeky Forums existed.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methnerd
Waiting for my US copy or the PC patch

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
fuck off normalfag

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
I did, you still had to read about it.

WebTool
WebTool

@Fried_Sushi
You can just Ctrl through the scat scenes, you know.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@ZeroReborn
Ok, kid. Don't be late for school tomorrow

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Fried_Sushi
Oh, that so?

In the end it all serves to show how awful the people running the simulation are so I didn't mind it too much. The tube scene was pretty bad, though.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hey look this sentence made sense too and was rightfully confusing. It's learning

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TreeEater
Okay, hands up, who fapped to the tube scene. I know I did.

cum2soon
cum2soon

How was this VN?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@cum2soon
That's a JRPG, friend.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
I find I can't get immersed while on the go (tried something on VNDS ages ago) and if I am at home then I will just be using my PC anyways.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Spamalot
It's impossible not to fap to that scene

Evilember
Evilember

@Spamalot
refresh my memory, who did this happen to?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spamalot
I didn't fap but the gurgling noises turned me on a bit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@GoogleCat
Do you think it's MTL or ESL doing the translation?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@cum2soon
Going out on a limb and saying these are best girls.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Poker_Star
whynotboth.jpg

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SniperWish
Should have at least done the teacher route. Is one of the few translated VNs with a full route.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@iluvmen
@Evilember
ohh, now i remember. nope, didn't fap

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Emberfire
Depends. My only motivation for trying S;G was the potential of lewds because otherwise it didn't look interesting. Since it didn't have any, I didn't read it. I've read other VNs with no h though, like Futa Morgana.

Methshot
Methshot

@Methnerd
what the fuck are noids, anyways

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@New_Cliche
You must be over the age of 18 to use this site.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Evilember
https://exhentai.org/s/a486af163f/877936-1496
In the anime adaptation, it was even better. They had a full centipede.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methshot
para-noids

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PurpleCharger
Ebin meme.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@cum2soon
Half-baked that could have been neat if executed better.
@Ignoramus
Sanae and Mao no way. The other three are acceptable.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PurpleCharger
Only people over 18 can read porn, you know.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@New_Cliche
you're a waste of space

RumChicken
RumChicken

This escalated quickly

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Methshot
Pizza gremlins

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RumChicken
I ain't no farmer.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RumChicken
Is this a milfge?

5mileys
5mileys

@RumChicken
What game?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

What winege should I read?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BunnyJinx
The story of the Noid and why he suddenly stopped being Dominos' mascot never fails to make me laugh.

WebTool
WebTool

@King_Martha
Because I didn't want to read a vietnamese story about time travel?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
*whips out 1 inch dick*

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
Because you didn't want to read something just because muh lewds

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Booteefool
He didn't find it interesting otherwise, it's not a big deal. I like S;G but I wouldn't expect everyone to be interested in it.

Evilember
Evilember

@Fried_Sushi
Dracu-Riot

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Booteefool
Maybe I didn't express myself properly.
I don't think it looks interesting. At all. Some girls looked cute, therefore if it had lewds I may have tried it. It didn't, therefore I didn't read it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evilember
partial

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StrangeWizard
Understandable. Have a nice day.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard
brainlet

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StrangeWizard
It's one of those stories that doesn't need sex to sell. It also appeals to a pretty wide audience.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
I couldn't stand this spineless faggot.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@cum2soon
Likes:Thinking
What does she think about?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Snarelure
You never know when a japanese truck comes to your town

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
And this. I honestly don't get the appeal of this trash.

Inmate
Inmate

@Garbage Can Lid
taking my huge dick in her womb

Methshot
Methshot

@Garbage Can Lid
outdated internet memes

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@King_Martha
The protagonist in this is miles ahead of that faggot it Hatsukoi.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@eGremlin
dont

the wound will never heal user

dont pour salt on it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@eGremlin
The densest material known to all mankind

farquit
farquit

@eGremlin
Yo user, can you help? I don't know how to make a sandwich.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@eGremlin
that scene where he's genuinely surprised by the fact that nipples get hard

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

When does Layline come out?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin
The route that made me drop the game.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

If I really focus and just sort of use my 10+ years of japanese I picked up from animu and VNs, I am able to make it through this.

For every 2-3 lines that are shittly translated, it feels like 1 is fine.

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
But it's not.

Methshot
Methshot

@GoogleCat
who that qt

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

sukisuki fucking when?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@eGremlin
Nandatte?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@eGremlin
I immediately remember how he gets soft in his first H-scene with Runa
You know when it happened in Midori's route, it led to the cutest "perk his dick up scene" I've ever seen and was adorable.

In Runa's route, all I could think of was "this is trying to piss me off isn't it?"

@Methshot
One of the ladies from Otaku's Fantasy. I still don't know their names well. Be warned. It's a JP->CHI->ENG TL

TechHater
TechHater

@Harmless_Venom
Did she proceed to suck it? I can't even bring myself to start Midori's route, and I'm too autistic to ctrl through it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@5mileys

kindred think alike

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why didn't people like Ann in the common route? Yuuri is much worse in my opinion.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Garbage Can Lid
Fuck you, Yuuri is an angel.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Garbage Can Lid
Yuuri is naggy but otherwise she's fine, Ann is quite obnoxious and is the only person to actually do a bad thing.

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
No, she sucks it later. What happens is she puts his dick under his skirt and starts coddling it like it's a little kid. Also earlier he says her boobs are his favorite thing in the world so she says his dick is her favorite thing in the world

See https://i.imgur.com/IwCmxG7.jpg

It's really fucking cute, Also Midori's route isn't that bad. When it's good, it's pretty great.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why is Ikikoi so boring, lads?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methnerd
Waiting for my Gigalomaniac Edition to get shipped

tfw when still have to wait a few days

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Inmate
MUH
I may give it a shot.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sharpcharm
It's porn porn porn or chuuni. There are no boring parts.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Garbage Can Lid
Ann is very pushy, clingy, and kind of a bitch in the normal route. Plus she is older, and the older girls are always the worst

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Garbage Can Lid
Yuuri is fucking adorable.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TechHater
@Skullbone
Midori's route is fine. Perfectly average. What hurts it is how cliched it is, especially near the end when the drama kicks in.

Maya = Kyou > Midori >>> Runa > Yukino

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Poker_Star
pushy
I started to read it because of Ann, but so far this is my main complaint. I don't hate her but I really hope she gets better.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Inmate
his skirt

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
Ann is amazing in her own route. Also 2 for the route of 1

@DeathDog
Calm down, just a typo

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stark_Naked
spoiler

Not really, I was hoping this would be the case but Elle gets shafted HARD. She's totally a third wheel, I wanted to see the MC go all gigolo on the both of them.

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
I didn't like Ann at all in the common route. If neet fairy wasn't locked behind her route, I never would have bothered reading it. BUT, she's actually way more likeable once she stops being a manipulative cunt.

likme
likme

I'm going to impregnate quof

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm going to impregnate myself

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stark_Naked
@girlDog
Good to know. I'd choke a bitch if the reason why I'm reading it is shit.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@viagrandad
Eh true. Thing is I was mainly here for Ann. Everything else was just kind of a bonus. For me anyway.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SomethingNew
Ore Yome!? will never be translated

Inmate
Inmate

Any VN's with a protag that doesn't wipe his butt?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I want to impregnate a loli.

massdebater
massdebater

@Booteefool
I want to impregnate you.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Mio's route has some dumb drama but her h-scenes are glorious, way better than Ann's.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
To each his own I guess. Master race way of playing moege is to go in blind or with 0 expectations and preferences and see where your heart takes you. Nothing beats a seemingly worst girl winning you over.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Hanako is one annoying bitch. Every scene of hers has been shit so far.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Stark_Naked
Kyou>>Midori>Yukino>Maya>>>>>>>Runa

idontknow
idontknow

@Stark_Naked
There's a reason she doesn't have a route, user.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
I hope this is in terms of your personal preference and not routes

FastChef
FastChef

@Stark_Naked
I disagree, I liked her in Yuuki route but I hated that edgy nurse.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@idontknow
Isn't it usually the other way around? I want a Nao route so bad.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Stark_Naked
She gets better in Yuri’s route

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Poker_Star
Yukino's route
better than anything

Emberfire
Emberfire

@FastChef
edgy nurse
Maybe I'm not that far in yet, but how is she edgy?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methnerd
Routes.
I can admit that in general Maya route was a little better than Midori or Yukino but I couldn't stand her character and that made for me her route boring (and Yes, Runa route and character suck)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Elle
Nao
Aoi
Hanako
Miyu

There was very clearly supposed to be a fandisc

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StonedTime
Then I cannot abide by you putting Yukino's over Maya's. If you want to put Runa's as last, I don't think any would disagree but Yukino's route is just fucking retarded for like over half of it

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BinaryMan
Better than Runa yes and shorter/less boring than Maya

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@StonedTime
Wew lad. At least we both agree on Runa being shit.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
almost all of these would work for threesomes

It hurts more the longer I think about it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Ley lines delayed, but that's to be expected

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Skullbone
less boring than Maya

It was also way, way worse. If you get bored that easily consider a simpler form of entertainment, like a shiny keychain.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@VisualMaster
I know right? I kept thinking there's at least 4 or 5 potential threesomes in there

@PurpleCharger
Where? Steam still says October '17

Methshot
Methshot

@PurpleCharger
Maybe they plan to release the entire trilogy at once.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PurpleCharger
Nice. Thanks SP.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
virgin
virgin
virgin
virgin
Maya bullying. What's not to love?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Methshot
I'm 60% sure we won't see the third one till late mid 2019 if we're lucky

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Emberfire
http://store.steampowered.com/app/620080/A_Clockwork_LeyLine_The_Borderline_of_Dusk/

This clearly still says October

massdebater
massdebater

@Sharpcharm
It clearly doesn't.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
tfw she will never call me a virgin

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@MPmaster
I'd make a compilation of it if I could bring myself to actually do her route. Already got saves of it in every other route.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I love childhood friends
especially Sumika!

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
user, I...

WebTool
WebTool

@Sharpcharm
Sure does

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
But user, is normal to get bored reading a route if the the main girl isn't of your liking.

farquit
farquit

wow this LeyLine vn looks really cool maybe I'll...
Low Sexual Content
into the trash it goes

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberfire
Get that dirty whore out of here

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

DAE Doki Doki spooky masterpiece, woaw so meta
Normies sure are easily impressed huh? Wonder what would happen if we showed them actually GOOD meta vn's

eGremlin
eGremlin

@farquit
It has 1-2 H scenes for each character. Which isn't really abnormal for a chuuni moege hybrid. It is a trilogy though and much more connected than something like Grisaia. The cliffhanger especially for the first one is annoying. Even more reason why it being released by SP is terrible.

idontknow
idontknow

@Poker_Star
show me actually good meta vn's

idontknow
idontknow

@idontknow
Dies irae

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Emberfire
Ya know, in reallith she doesn't like burkers but...

RavySnake
RavySnake

same shitty drama as Yukino's route

Well alright, that had absolutely zero buildup. Hope this doesn't last too long.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Poker_Star
The best part is the fact that is just straight-up plagiarized a japanese vn.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Boy_vs_Girl
T-this art is an avant-garde?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methnerd
Serika did nothing wrong

MPmaster
MPmaster

@GoogleCat
someone shoop a sharingan on her eyes

Evilember
Evilember

@GoogleCat
untranslated
7.50 in vndb

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
No, her route is even worse. Truck-kun will make an appearance (not joking)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Since we already have a bunch of kamige either already translated or going to be translated what are some kamige left behind in need of translations?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
Hello, Lady but thankfully Quof will pick it up.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@ZeroReborn
Oretsuba.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fuzzy_Logic
Does Quof have the abilities to convey Hino's Chuuni?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BlogWobbles
Yup, is seems that the author tried to put another "Fuuka" in her route.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@GoogleCat
Have you not read Harem Guild? The prose was amazing.

idontknow
idontknow

@ZeroReborn
SakuUta

Spamalot
Spamalot

is this Naruto?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@ZeroReborn
Oretsuba, Baldr's Sky and Muramasa

@idontknow
SakuUta
It's shit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Quof doesn't even translate anymore.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BlogWobbles
Did they have to throw an upskirt into this otherwise serious moment?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Nude_Bikergirl
mfw Quof died in a car accident a week ago and people still think he's around
People need to let go

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Garbage Can Lid
I haven't played either but I'm assuming you're referring to @GoogleCat
?
From what I've seen they look almost identical down to the same 'trapped in the game with the crazy heroine' meta shtick

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I miss Quof

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Poker_Star
I mean I've pretended to be him on here and got serious (You)s

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@iluvmen
thats a great upskirt

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I-I'm not jealous. Not jealous at all, why would I be.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@ZeroReborn
EOPs will NEVER EVER experience this masterpiece

MPmaster
MPmaster

@viagrandad
it's only a matter of time till it's translated desu

DeathDog
DeathDog

@ZeroReborn
MANGAGAMER PLEASE
PLEASE

idontknow
idontknow

@Garbage Can Lid
check out asenheim
Look into one of the untranslated VNs on the database
See this
Okay

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'm halfway into Ai route. Normally I'm huge fan of nee-sans, but I grow to hate Saeko more and more. Can someone spoil me if this shit gets better later on?

TechHater
TechHater

@MPmaster
Yeah by Sekai Project

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@whereismyname
Truck

Soft_member
Soft_member

@New_Cliche
I don't like her in the common route too. When I enter her route suddenly she's best girl.

Also
not doing the route but
give judgement
The fuck mane.

5mileys
5mileys

@idontknow
that board

kek

Emberburn
Emberburn

@DeathDog
people donated to this Finnish retard who was never working on the translation in the first place

Spamalot
Spamalot

@5mileys
Also, get a look at the MC.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Emberburn
Goes to show how far people are willing to go to get their hands on the best porn game ever made

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spamalot
Nice translation.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberburn
I have no doubt he was. He just stopped halfway. He went from pretty regular updates and lots of discord posting to almost none. Still posted retarded shit on his twitter though.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Spazyfool
Machine translations of the highest Russian quality.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Illusionz
Maybe he stopped doing that so he could dedicate more time to translation :^) Y-yeah, right

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Illusionz
Finnish police raided his house and seized his computer for loli porn.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
Finnish Google Drive ate his files

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Since all we have is a bunch of kusoge either already translated or going to be translated, what are some lolige in need of translations?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Quof was actually the biman translator this entire time and the finnish guy was just one of his personas

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Firespawn
So... what became of Aokana? The faggot just lied and quit?

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Lolige don't get translations you pedo.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spazyfool
Sure. A few years ago there was dozens of wordpress translation projects with a donation button that put out fake updates every month.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spazyfool
His harddrive ate his files.

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
Last time I checked he turned his til site into a "fansite" and went into hiding. He was some fag from fuwanovel so I have no idea if he's still active.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

we will never get aokana

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
Is Konami aware of how lewd that outfit is?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Raving_Cute
Is Tina aware of how cute that outfit is?

TechHater
TechHater

@Lunatick
doubt it. Thats something a newlywed wife would wear

w8t4u
w8t4u

@GoogleCat
What if it is in a flashback?

likme
likme

@TechHater
It is the duty of each and every imouto to milk her onii-chan's cock into her womb. Konami is a good imouto.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Raving_Cute
What's good about it anyway?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Traumatized Nekone

Techpill
Techpill

Maki is so fucking hot jesus

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@ZeroReborn
Hello Lady is the ur-kamige that's not a plotge still without translation

Muramasa and OreTsuba are the most noteworthy.

Monobeno is probably the biggest Never Ever imaginable. Anybody who translates that deserves to get their dick sucked

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Alright, the buildup in Konami's route is actually refreshingly good.

takes2long
takes2long

@CouchChiller
The problem with monobeno is that translating it is meaningless because it's all japanese folklore.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Raving_Cute
I have the same question. Why do you guys want this so bad? Is it particularly good?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Illusionz
@Poker_Star
Someone post it. You know exactly what Im talking about.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Techpill
what vn is this?

askme
askme

@Poker_Star
The much anticipated successor of Koichoco kamige.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BlogWobbles
Wait a second, Truck-kun makes an appearance twice in same VN? That's just cheap writing.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evil_kitten
the fuck is wrong with her face?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

SP
release Leyline in October of 2017

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stark_Naked
We need more heroines who already have a BF

WebTool
WebTool

@takes2long
so?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sir_Gallonhead
2017
Oh wow sorry we meant 2018! Just a little typo tehe~

Skullbone
Skullbone

Is it September yet? I want my DI patch

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why does the japanese truck hunger for souls?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lunatick
thanks

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Skullbone
It's September 43th so I'm pretty sure it's not over yet

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
What? That picture of the girl in all 4s?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CouchChiller
I was just looking at Monobeno -happy end- today. It's something like 100+ H-scenes and they don't even make up the bulk of the VN, and that is all pure script text. The scripts I'm working with have CG changing, scene transition, play X voice line etc adding to the size. I think even with a team of 4 good translators it would take like two years if they are worked 4-6 hours a day on it.
Picture related is what I believe to be the (186) scripts after extraction and they are still compressed and encrypted. These are pure text files, no scene transition or play X sound like I've been dealing with scripts. I'm not an expert on this stuff but I don't understand where the ~4.5 MB number I keep seeing comes from and this doesn't even include all the appends and bonus after stories they released.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
No, not that one. The one with Misaki

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
No, the THICC darker skinned girl sitting on her legs

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Skullbone
Why do you even want a 18+ patch? The sex scenes in DI are almost all straight up trash.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Woops, repeated myself but you get the point. The bonus kick in the pants is since SP appears to have some sort of deal with Lose considering Maitetsu you'd have to translate the whole thing while dodging DMCAs.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@ZeroReborn
@PurpleCharger
No clue. Hopefully someone posts it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SomethingNew
How do you feel about lolis?

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperGod
There's absolutely no way the game has 130MB of text. That's at least an order of magnitude too high.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Booteefool
Sports is sports

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why is KonoSora's translation so bad, aren't official translation supposed to be good ?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

sukisuki when?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evilember
The scenario folder only has a few text files that reference .txt files (共通_01_プロローグ.txt, 共通_02_大土地の町.txt etc) in the scn folder. They are all encrypted .txt.scn files that you can use offzip to decompress then convert the resulting psb file to text data if you know how. I honestly don't know how this all works to get the final product but that's what I found in my research.
Maybe a good chunk of these 186 scripts are actually split up scripts that handle the voice playing and such I haven't invested the time into telling them apart yet.

Inmate
Inmate

@Skullbone
I want my physical version with the merch i "bought" for over 200 bucks...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BlogWobbles
Chuee is an idiot

Snarelure
Snarelure

@lostmypassword
I guess the one ray of hope is that Fate/Stay Night has ~9% more lines and it got translated but I'm not sure what kind of monster of a team worked on that and if there would ever be enough crazy lolicons like them.
Forgot to include column lables.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BlogWobbles
Wasn't it done by some chink company?

Evilember
Evilember

how buutton left in visual novel?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Evilember
yes

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Wonderful Everyday ~Diskontinuierliches Dasein~. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical reader’s head. There’s also Takuji’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Japanese manga, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Wonderful Everyday truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ayana’s existential catchphrase “Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Wittgenstein’s Austrian epic Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as SCA-DI’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Wonderful Everyday tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I was pretty disappointed with Sakusaku. Common was garbage and Anns route was ok at first but ended up as garbage. Thinking I might read incest route and drop it, because I usually avoid them but Konami actually seems kind of amusing.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
They all more or less had pretty bad ending drama. I've still read worse moege though.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
dots appearing one by one
jpg
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, WIZARD?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT

Booteefool
Booteefool

no VNs that use optical illusions to spook the fuck out of the reader
Get on it Salvato

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Booteefool
*pukes*

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Booteefool
Yea I've read stuff I've hated more it is still disappointing though. Such nice art wasted on such a poor attempt at a vn.

Still wondering what I'm going to get out of Konami's route considering I haven't read a sister route before.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Booteefool
I just realized that eye motion tracking would be great in horror games. It would constantly put things in your peripheral vision and the moment you move to focus on it it disappears or attacks.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@ZeroReborn
Same as the rest basically. I liked it because the soul reaper drama was kept to an absolute minimum. Ending pissed me off more than the routes though.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I didn't know Tsujidou was vore game

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@King_Martha
Any other VNs with a puking sprite?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Need_TLC
anal fingering

w8t4u
w8t4u

@King_Martha
I would puke as well if I were stuck in an EVN.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@w8t4u
Isn't life just an EVN?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@King_Martha
So is this worth playing?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Oyasumi

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Firespawn
yes, its short and fun
but just that

Illusionz
Illusionz

Ayaka's route has been surprisingly reasonable so far. The drama hasn't been off-the-wall retarded like the other 3, and it actually explains some degree of the headmistress's actions in Rise and Ritsuko's routes.

How long until this route goes full retard?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@happy_sad
I guess if you're stupid and poor? Heh..Sorry man...

WebTool
WebTool

Does anyone have a rip of Ren's ringtone?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz
That's some unique CG composition

Spamalot
Spamalot

@happy_sad
Life may be shitty but it could never get that bad.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BinaryMan
You know, I just reached the scene in Chaos;Head where Norose talks about dead spots and does this same dot trick to the player.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Illusionz
Not long, but it's also not too bad

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Illusionz
The headmistress is a massive bitch and faces zero retribution throughout the entire VN. Its ridiculous

likme
likme

@Stupidasole
Sure, and it's easily top 3 biggest complaints with the vn, but it's nice to have some justification, no matter how thin, for why she acts like such a cunt.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stupidasole
I mean, mental illness is punishment in and of itself kinda.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@likme
What are your 2 other big complaints?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TalkBomber
Number 1 has to be the way that the author decided he needed to take the "Masaya is a jesus metaphor" schtick way too far and attempt to give the reader a concussion with it. Repeatedly. Then he goes and visits you in the hospital and shoves it in your face again to remind you who's boss.

Other big complaint is the ridiculous extent to which the Rise/Chiho love triangle is taken. It was the majority of Chiho's route and a not-insignificant source of conflict in Rise's route, and it was just so shittily done.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@WebTool
The official OST has the ringtones in them

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The SoL never ends. So far, I like the characters more in Uta 2 more entertainement wise but that's mainly cause the first one was far more serious at this point. Also Maroro is a faggot.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Meru or Rio? Damn fambams

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
Subtle hints versus hamfisted references? OBVIOUSLY THE LATTER
For fuck's sake even his name is Messiah. Boring.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nude_Bikergirl
Azusa > Elina > Miu > "spoiler"(cute but too short and magic tits) >>> Rio
Where the fuck is my Sayo route?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
Masaya
Messiah
Why didn't I notice this until now

FastChef
FastChef

@Dreamworx
Sweetheart Rio last

Off yourself

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@LuckyDusty
hamfisted is an understatement. It would've been more subtle if they'd just had a big flashing popup after every line saying "HEY MASAYA IS A JESUS METAPHOR"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
I don't like airheads and her route is only barely better than spoiler's route since spoiler's route is like an hour long. All the other routes mesh together fairly well to give a overall picture but her's just feels like a unrefined Elina route.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Guy literally looks the same as before
"Hm, I feel like I've seen this person before"

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'm a lolicon

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
Consider suicide

cum2soon
cum2soon

I am a wine sommelier.

idontknow
idontknow

@PackManBrainlure
It's a horrible fetish becauselolis mature

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@idontknow
Not if its an ancient being who only looks like a loli

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TurtleCat
DELET

TreeEater
TreeEater

Im a runacon

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
they grew up really fine tbqh
aint mad at all

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat
Defective lolis. Probably Chinese made knockoffs.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TurtleCat
this is why lolibabas, robololis and books are superior to normal lolis

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TreeEater
Purge.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TreeEater
how shit is her route really? so far she's the only one i find attractive, not feeling too up to reading other routes.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@DeathDog
she's the only one i find attractive
/x/

WebTool
WebTool

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'm all in for lolis growing up but
books
This is my fetish

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
Easily best route in moege this year.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Gigastrength
what did user mean by thyis

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@DeathDog
The first half of her route is terrible, the second half is great

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lunatick
She looks like an alien.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Deadlyinx
now arent you a rude little shit

Flameblow
Flameblow

@DeathDog
Remember that part in the common route where Runa keeps dropping incredibly obvious hints of wanting to join MC's committee but he doesn't get them? You know, that part that seriously makes you think the dude is mentally retarded. Two thirds of Runa's route is basically that again.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Bidwell
I'd rather be rude than attracted to extraterrestrial beings.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm a hardcore fan with Hatsukoi 1/1 so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Hoshioka Gakuen where I would often train with Kyou at the basketball court and help Runa with the Cafeteria Committee, but one day as I was talking to Runa, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Airi-Sensei and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for the school, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Airi-Sensei said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

Spamalot
Spamalot

72.2% translated, made good progress today. Might be able to hit 75% before I go to sleep since the next section isn't yet another H-scene. Translating "Ah, ahh, kyaa, hot...it's so hot...uuu" for the 80th time gets tedious.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
doing god's work

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
fuck off you disgusting lolicon

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Sir_Gallonhead
tell us what's on the other side if you really do kill yourself okay?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Spamalot
This art looks terrible.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RumChicken
you look terrible

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Supergrass
That's beside the point.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RumChicken
Someone tells me that every time but thanks.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@ZeroReborn
Fuck you all for not answering me

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RumChicken
For VNs it's a combination of the visuals, sounds, texts, and contexts that makes it fap worthy. Don't just write something off because the art is a bit bad.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster
@ZeroReborn
Do you guys have issues with trying to run your copies of any of the Tsujido vns?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
What's your opinion about Runa 2.0? Do you like her?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
They ruined her best feature.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
robololis and books are superior to normal lolis
No usable womb = shit

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
Not all eternal lolis are barren. I bet Sayo could still have a child if she got a good dicking and it wasn't an issue in Monobeno.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What does it say guys I already have disk2 mounted I don't know what to do. Pressing OK just prompts the same dialog again.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Lord_Tryzalot
It's telling you to insert disc 2. No idea why.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TalkBomber
It's fine now, I just had to put disc 2 on the same drive I put disc 1.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@LuckyDusty
her soft cheeks?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
Like what?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Tfw you accidently spoil yourself

feels bad

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
Like it goes to open, and then just immediately closes. Not entirely sure what to do since I'm not seeing others running into a similar issue with either of the Tsujido titles.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber

Try using that patch they have.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
Guessing it's on their site?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@viagrandad
imouto
sexy voice
silver hair
I haven't even entered Toa's route yet, and I've already spilled gallons of semen to her.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

no route
tis a crime

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
They are delinquents

iluvmen
iluvmen

@lostmypassword
@Evilember
@SniperGod
Yeah, a game recently came out where an radvertising point was its 4mb script, since it's so massive. 3mb is generally considered long. 140mb is impossible for actual script size.

In any case. It would not take 3-4 translators two years working 4-6 hours a day on it. You can generally equate "100 lines in 1 hour" at a normal pace, and although this does vary per game, Monobeno is so dense with porn and SOL-type casual language that it works fine here. 4 people working 1 hour a day, then, would be 400 lines, thereby completing Monobeno's 86421 in 215 days / 7-ish months. 4 people working 4 hours a day would be 1,600 lines, thereby completing Monobeno's 86421 in 54 days or a little under 2 months, VERY far from two years. Monobeno is massive but it's ultimately just a single VN. If a few translators actively worked on it, it would be done relatively quickly.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@iluvmen
140mb is impossible for actual script size.

That's because the retard is confusing "the size of the script file" with "the size of the script". Remember that shit has all of the actual scripting and programming in their too, the text only comprises a tiny fraction of it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

ded

but that's okay

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Flameblow
but that's okay

If I can seeeiiiiize the daaaaay

MPmaster
MPmaster

@5mileys
games like fruit have to be censored and have their h scenes removed to be published on steam
games like doom or dead space where you can shoot enemies' body parts off are allowed
i know i sound like a tree hugger or something, but american culture really is fucking retarded.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@MPmaster
Don't forget you're only allowed to say specific bad words X number of times on some networks. The 6th time you say "shit" it has to be censored even though you have already said it 5 times.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Maggot Baits when.

TreeEater
TreeEater

RIP, Grape-kun.

MPmaster
MPmaster

i want to fuck this sexy girl

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@MPmaster

Reapers are not for sexing.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@New_Cliche
Reapers
Who?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm determined to read at least one kamige unspoiled so im leaving /vn/ for about 2 months. Goodbye, fuckers.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@kizzmybutt
These guys, obviously.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BunnyJinx
What kamige is coming out in 2 months?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BunnyJinx
Chaos Child? Maybe I should do that too.

I'm genuinely impressed no one has spoiled it yet although I am reluctant to say that as it will just bring someone to do it. I remember some bitter JOP spoiling people on vitagen about Chaos;Child throughout the years though but I've pretty much forgotten the details of it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
sumika dies in baldr sky

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BunnyJinx
They all commit suicide at the end of CC.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
Maki is best childhood friend character ever written

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BunnyJinx
The stupid mascot character transforms into a girl you can fuck.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Playboyize
Fucking Persona 4, I swear

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Soft_member
*Finished Hatuskoi 1/1 last month
Got bored with Maya (as a character) and Runa
Anon (autist); "not doing her route / give judgment / your opinion is shit lol lol"
Theses anons never stop to surprise me.
*always 100%

Inmate
Inmate

@Fried_Sushi
@Fuzzy_Logic
literally google "blind splot"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

https://www.jastusa.com/school-days-hq

What? I thought SekaiProject already did School Days.
Wasn't that how they got their start in the first place?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
i'm like this but instead of h-scenes it's voices.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@New_Cliche
Their first project was a fan translation, but the greed got them.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
The fuck are you sperging out for? The reply literal said
if I could myself to do her route
Also
your opinion is shit
It's all in your head.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StrangeWizard
if I could myself to do her route
Where you read that? >192154815
Back to you; "It's all in your head."

girlDog
girlDog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpPcJsZ3kfk
Waiting warmly...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Is Doki Doki Literature Club actually a good read or is it babby's first VN? Seeing a lot of discord kids playing it.

Was looking for something nice and comfy to read this weekend that can fill this empty void in my heart.

Methnerd
Methnerd

moonstone!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Deadlyinx
they have a general baka go ask there

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Deadlyinx
It's short so just bang it out in one go

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Deadlyinx
It's pretty good

something nice and comfy to read this weekend that can fill this empty void in my heart.
Look elsewhere

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw Tamie will never ask me out on a date

Why do I get depressed reading moege

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm determined to read at least one nukige unspoiled so im leaving /vn/ for about 2 months. Goodbye, fuckers.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Deadlyinx
Was looking for something nice and comfy to read this weekend that can fill this empty void in my heart.

What have you read already?

Inmate
Inmate

@Crazy_Nice
what a great girl

I like energetic girls

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
Get a real gf, fag.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
Are the rest of the new girls' routes this good?

@hairygrape
Sure, I'll get one when I'm in the fucking ground

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@King_Martha
Can you fuck the red-head?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Ignoramus
Fan-disk.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PurpleCharger
Can you tell me how many Fan Disc's SP releasde ntill today?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TreeEater
I only did Tamie and and loli. I gave the blond a try but couldn't get into her freaky devotion and what I assumed was inevitably getting kicked out of school, again. My assumption is ferret girl is probably good too but I haven't picked the VN up again yet.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Skullbone
Sekai
Releasing things

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
Is PE set in the Dragonball universe

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Inmate
Mischievous and energetic are my two favourites. It's a shame they don't show up more often.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@PurpleCharger
oh jesus don't do this to me

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spamalot
Managed to hit ~75.2% before sleep. I thought the last sweet scene was cute but this one just about melted my heart.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Any Hungarian user here? What exactly is this?
https://vndb.org/r52893

Inmate
Inmate

@BunnyJinx
The villain is your brother who everybody thought was dead

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

biman...............................................................................................

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

A-3....................................................................

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

sukisuki......................................................................................................................................................

iluvmen
iluvmen

not taking a shower before going to school
is this really as common as VNs make it to be? come on you must smell like sweat and drool fucking clean yourself jesus christ

Snarelure
Snarelure

@iluvmen
VN characters don't shower to go to school but they do before fucking
Why

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Snarelure
Are you virgin or something?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Also make sure you didn't download the fandisc

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@iluvmen
I've always showered the night before sleeping and not really in the morning.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
They release things "eventually"

TechHater
TechHater

@happy_sad
Kinda like Valve, right?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen
taking a shower more than once a week if you aren't working out

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
They take a bath nearly every night.

Bidwell
Bidwell

2003
Was Demonbane extremely ahead of time regarding internet memes?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Good line

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@MPmaster
I kinda like it. It's not the best but it has a charm to it.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Chaos Child YT Stream When?

TechHater
TechHater

@iluvmen
shower after waking up
shower on lunch break
shower after getting home
shower before going to sleep
i must be the cleanest guy around

Inmate
Inmate

@Carnalpleasure
When is that out anyways

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TechHater
That's nothing to be proud of.
4 times a day is just a waste of time.

Inmate
Inmate

Get this filth out of here

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
My heart boner.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@ZeroReborn
id rather waste 2 hours of my day taking a shower instead of smelling even the faintest BO. i am already ugly enough, cant put my charm any lower can i?

Illusionz
Illusionz

can somebody post an upskirt real quick

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Illusionz
i dont have upskirt but i have downpantsu

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@VisualMaster
unacceptable

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fried_Sushi
Thank you

massdebater
massdebater

@eGremlin
That's the worst part of Saku Saku: there's no fandisc for the other girls as Hanako or Aoi.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Illusionz
Dozo

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@massdebater
no Aoi route including a threesome with Konami
no Nao route including a threesome with Aoi
no Miyu route including a threesome with Mio
no Elle route including a threesome with Ann
no Hanako route including a threesome with Yuuri

Seriously, every fucking fandisc route has reasonable potential for a threesome. It's fucking torture.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TalkBomber
Now how exactly would Elle x Ann threesome work.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
Dream magic? I don't know. It happens in the actual route so you can't say it's impossible. I'd even settle for a scene where he fucks Ann to exhaustion, causing her to pass out and switch to Elle, who then also gets fucked to exhaustion.

The fact that Elle doesn't get a decent h-scene is fucking criminal, drags the entire route down.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Spamalot
It really is.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spamalot
scene where he fucks Ann to exhaustion, causing her to pass out and switch to Elle
this actually happens
they don't fuck
CRIMINAL

askme
askme

what the fuck the door opened

Emberburn
Emberburn

what the fuck she closed the door

w8t4u
w8t4u

@askme
@Emberburn
B-BAKANA!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RumChicken
@Need_TLC
I still like Ann's route a lot, she's like Makoto from Chrono Clock but done way better, but the fact that they make it about both Ann and Elle but outright refuse to give Elle an even slice makes it feel incomplete. They could have avoided it pretty easily, that's what makes it so disappointing. Either don't make the story about Elle or commit to it and let Elle have some of the spotlight.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Inmate
HNNNNG

tfw boner from shit like that, but nothing during H scenes

Moege has ruined me.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
Here @New_Cliche
blind retard.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stark_Naked
That was another user not me, baka.
Mine was;
Routes.
I can admit that in general Maya route was a little better than Midori or Yukino but I couldn't stand her character and that made for me her route boring (and Yes, Runa route and character suck)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
that chibi is 11/10

5mileys
5mileys

@kizzmybutt
I've always had a soft spot for Yuzuchibis personally.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@5mileys
Who ever Yuzu has doing them, they better hold on to them. That artist is one of the best when it comes to chibi art.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TalkBomber
I think that Mio would like to have a little "different" threesome.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PurpleCharger
There are at least three more games made after Dracu-riot with the same artists.
Hopefully Sekai gets their shit together so everyone can enjoy more top-tier chibis.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Gigastrength
You're right, though honestly she'd probably settle for anyone. She's kinky as fuck, it's too bad her route decides to get so tryhard right at the end.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PurpleCharger
https://i.imgur.com/E7u7W9y.jpg

girlDog
girlDog

@Firespawn
@farquit
@Methshot
I-is this legal?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Holy shit, even his mouth is gone. Don't think I've ever seen that before. Is this the Matrix?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm gonna start my grand waifu adventure guys. Which one should I pick?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
The NTR route where you girlfriend bang with another guy the same day as you weeding.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Crazy_Nice
But I don't own a garden user, how do I weed?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@iluvmen
which is even weirder considering we see his whole face multiple times before that

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fried_Sushi
Read the common route and pick whoever the fuck you like on the route branch. Although if you have no favorite, seems like people regarded Marika's route is regarded the best among all the girls on EGS and VNDB, so you may want to read hers.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fried_Sushi
English-translated Japanese visual novels.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@iluvmen
https://youtu.be/rqfSqUuo7Ms?t=44s

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
Was there an user translating this?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TurtleCat
/ourguy/ Quof is.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RumChicken
are you blind? it's tranlsated

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Would you consider euphoria to be a kamige of nukige?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@VisualMaster
euphoria is literal shit (scatge), Ochiru Hitozuma is the only kaminukige we have translated

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
nah i think Netorare Otoko no Ko ~Ore no Osananajimi no Mujaki na Otoko no Ko ga Masaka Sobou na Taiiku Kyoushi ni Yowami o Nigirarete Choukyou Sarete Itsu no Ma ni ka Kairaku ni Oborete Aheahe Double Peace de Video Satsuei Sarete Yorokondeita Da Nante!!~ is the kamige of nukige

Evilember
Evilember

@Spamalot
@CodeBuns
translating lolige with impregnation
no trip
updates on progress multiple times per thread
The hero we don't deserve

Inmate
Inmate

Whan can ya tell me about Sharin no Kuni, /vn/?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Inmate
It's written by ruzeboy.

girlDog
girlDog

@StrangeWizard
Is it bad? I'm newfag in vn.

viagrandad
viagrandad

>>192198504
n-nani?!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@girlDog
Some like him. Some don't. G-senjou no Mao is written by him. Decide for yourself.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I personally think all moege should have an ejaculation countdown. Of course, with years of experience, I am able to cum at the same time as the MC in at least 90% of the times. But there's nothing worse than cumming too early or too late.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Harmless_Venom
cum with the MC
they change positions and do it again

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nojokur
Not him but I ctrl beforehand when a H-scene comes up so I can know where it ends.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I have nothing against piss drinking but drinking your own cum is just fucking disgusting

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nojokur
Don't even get me started on that. I can handle two CG provided they are blowjob/paizuri/footjob/whatever + penetration, but two CGs of penetration gets me mad.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nojokur
What, you can only go once?

iluvmen
iluvmen

why is sumika so cute

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BunnyJinx
yuma

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BunnyJinx
non-patched

Illusionz
Illusionz

@iluvmen
She's a slut who prefers chad aliens to your tiny human dick.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Illusionz
BETAD

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Inmate
I liked it quite a bit when I read it years ago. Beware of the asspulls though.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Garbage Can Lid
asspulls
Everything is foreshadowed.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Fuzzy_Logic
foreshadowed
Doesn't stop it from being an asspull.

massdebater
massdebater

vns need more of this

w8t4u
w8t4u

@massdebater
Yes, attractive ears are too hard to come by in VNs

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CodeBuns
You might want to look up what asspull means. If something is foreshadowed in some way then it might be a convenient resolution but it isn't an asspull.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Illusionz
Big gray cocks

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@w8t4u
Who has the worst ears in VN? My vote goes to 0verdrive and their monkey ears

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Spamalot
If something is foreshadowed in some way then it might be a convenient resolution but it isn't an asspull.
Nope, still an asspull.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BunnyJinx
Cum on, don't tell us ya didn't taste your cum.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Snarelure
Japanese people are obsessed with cleaniness especially before sex.

There's a reason why their word "kirei" for "beauty" is the same as "clean"

Techpill
Techpill

@Illusionz
I'm glad I got spoiled on that so I can skip her route when I ever decide to read this vn.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Lolis

Booteefool
Booteefool

europoors already have their hands on it
It's not fair bros

WebTool
WebTool

tries to get an internship with some famous architect as a high school kid
architect questions how good he is
suddenly pulls out portfolio full of architectural models and reveals months of prior work experience

Why is this MC so reliable? He's making me feel bad about myself.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Techpill
You shouldn't be glad you got spoiled on that, because MLA which is considered by many to be the pinnacle of visual novels is one big route, there are no seperate heroine routes, so you'll see it regardless.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

test

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

When the forced drama in a moege starts

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stupidasole
One of the reasons you should avoid this place or any other VN related discussion forums before actually reading the best that this medium has to offer. Most of the highly rated visual novels require you to read them without having read any spoilers in order to enjoy them fully.

askme
askme

@Lord_Tryzalot
In other words the most highly rated visual novels have nothing else going for them other than their one off plot twists?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lord_Tryzalot
Or you can enjoy it regardless. Journey and not the destination.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stupidasole
I know that much, I meant the routes in the first two games. I'd rather not become attached to a girl like that.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@WebTool
suddenly pulls out portfolio full of architectural models and reveals months of prior work experience
Wait, he's been working as an architect while still at high school?
Why does he need an internship? Hell, why does he need school If he's already landed a job?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperGod
He worked for one year at a parent's friend's company doing various stuff and learned how to do up some models in his spare time, though not full work. Now he's trying to get into the office of some architect that he admires.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@askme
No, but that is definitely a big selling point in very plot heavy visual novels where twists are a thing. Why lessen the experience even slightly if you can avoid it?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spazyfool
What would happen with that?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@viagrandad
Neat, I actually like the sounds of this protag, what are you're thoughts on him compared to the one from Hatsukoi?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CouchChiller
Never played Hatsukoi.

WebTool
WebTool

@CouchChiller
I was so depressed when he left the 'xCation' series after Lovely 1+2. Man those other artist just didn't hold up in comparison.

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
You missed out on one of the most beta males ever to somehow beta their way into a relationship.
I haven't finished Hastukoi yet, but I plan to go back once I summon enough enthusiasm to deal with the protag's bullshit.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
This is never coming out

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
I haven't seen a nukige that actually engaged me since Euphoria (that was translated anyway) so it is for me.

Funbag Fantasy is a close second though

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
the blandest release of 2016 is never coming out

what a loss

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Methshot
Jerry is the hugest beta

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Boy_vs_Girl
Well I'm sorry I like Yuzu-soft

Emberfire
Emberfire

Do you guys still hate Majikoi and anything Ricotta?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hoshi Ori protagonist is pretty good but at the same time he's more or less a straight up Chad. For starters, he's physically fit and handsome, and whenever he wears casual clothing it's shown that he knows how to dress himself properly. That's some basic stuff, but it gets worse. From the start of the game he's made apparent that he has dreams, passions, and goals that he actively chases after himself rather than sitting around and apathetically letting life pass him by. He's got a fighting spirit and he he takes control of his life from Day 1, which is shown in how he actively goes after the girls. This might be the worst part. When he develops a crush on the girl, he doesn't stumble or wait around. He MAKES time to be with them, even with cold girls like pic related that show no interest in him at first. He doesn't just hope they develop a crush on him, he goes after them and ENSURES them in a sincere, open expression of love that not a single heroine can resist. His personality is bright, kind, and he sincerely cares for them, unlike many moege protagonists who who fall into romance and mainly just care about sex. No wonder all the girls fall for him. In other words, he's a fit, attractive, bright, passionate, sociable young man - a fucking Chad. It's hard to read Hoshi Ori without being crushed by a since of raw inferiority. Hoshi Ori's protagonist isn't like you or me. He's a straight-up success at life. He's a good person living a good life, actively pursuing his dreams and romancing the one he loves. Not the kind of guy that sits at home and reads romance VNs to get a glimpse of a better life. After all, he has the best life there is.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BinaryMan
is this a pasta

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
wtf I hate Hoshi Ori now

How am I supposed to self-insert into this shit?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BinaryMan
Chad
caring about anything but sex

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberfire
The worst things about Chads are that they're actually good people and that's why they're successful in life and with women, as opposed to autistic, angry 4channers.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Garbage Can Lid
Yeah your parents are sorry too.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BunnyJinx
not showing dominance to your children* before they are even human beings

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
Implying everyone here isn't Chad

massdebater
massdebater

@Emberfire
I've always liked Majikoi

@BinaryMan
I feel like there's this consistent effort to try and get us not interested in Hoshi Ori but it's completely backfiring

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@massdebater
I've always liked Majikoi
Why do people yell so much here about it?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BinaryMan
@WebTool
Are you the same user? Because that's impossibly fast reading there.
Also Hoshi Ori MC is created that way after people complained about Hatsukoi's MC, and it works. I guess people tired with everyman passive MC.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberfire
Who the fuck hates majikoi?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@eGremlin
Note the file name, I read it two years ago. Actually, the filename on the first image has 2015-10-13, so it's been exactly two years.
@massdebater
but it's completely backfiring
Your loss. When you play the game and witness the sincere happiness of a successful man forming fulfilling his dreams and marrying the woman he loves, spending their high school AND adult years together experiencing day after day of passionate bliss that only a couple truly in love can, don't come crawling to me about how depressed you are. I warned you.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@eGremlin
Also Hoshi Ori MC is created that way after people complained about Hatsukoi's MC
Good plan

@Flameblow
I'll try not to cry about it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
me on the right

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Flameblow
don't come crawling to me about how depressed you are
i wont because i read to enjoy game not to wallow in self hatred. i dont understand people like you

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Flameblow
It's a good change of pace after reading a dying protagonist's life where he pummeled by lots of drama before finally dies miserably with his waifu.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stark_Naked
Self-inserters go too hard sometimes

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stark_Naked
i dont understand people like you
It's called being ironic

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
Thanks for the spoilers. I just started reading that.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Emberfire
I like Ricotta but what does she have to do with Majikoi?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fried_Sushi
You can never be sure here

likme
likme

@Booteefool
I'm still fucking waiting for my order to be shipped ! ! ! !
I even pre-ordered it but Rice seems to be fucking retarded kinda pissed tbqh

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Obligatory SukiSuki when?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
Yeah, Yuuki when?

Illusionz
Illusionz

SakuSaku torrent?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Post smiles you wish you could protect

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Flameblow
Sounds ideal.

girlDog
girlDog

@Flameblow
A-at least I have eyes...

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spamalot
That QUALITY is making not want to watch Dies irae after being a fan of the vn

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Need_TLC
Don't you just love Line knockoffs in VNs? It's a right pain in the ass having to alternate between h-codes depending on normal text or phone text.

likme
likme

@Spamalot
Do you want me to pull up the threads from here when S! and on were being released? Several of your were having some rather large fits of anger about it being discussed here, and said it should be sent to /a/ since it's "Not a VN" or whatever the fuck that means.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@whereismyname
It actually looks much better than the first episode

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Need_TLC
E-celeb shitposting is not allowed.

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
I should've said MInatosoft and Ricotta for their games.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberfire
Al has a daughter.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@GoogleCat
she does?

girlDog
girlDog

@likme
It was popular to discuss Majikoi on /a/ because of the shitty anime that was made right before S was released. That's probably where most of that shitposting came from.

Anyone who genuinely dislikes Majikoi has shit taste, the first game is the quintessential charage and the sequel and fandiscs are fine follow-ups.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@girlDog
eyes
This is one of few things that irks me in Hoshi Ori: MC has eyes on some CGs and some not. It's like the artists has disagreement whether to make him faceless or not.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
DROPPED
I hate Yamato from Majikoi as well because he triggers all my insecurities.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
Long (30 - 50 hours)
is it worth reading this just for her

Inmate
Inmate

@Boy_vs_Girl
Do you want to save the universe and defeat Great Old Ones by becoming a lolicon?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Booteefool
That isn't how this works at all, but I keep seeing it in games.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Booteefool
Do you hate hermit crabs or something?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Can someone redpill me on pomp =3

askme
askme

@Gigastrength
Shut up, doctor.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Inmate
not until you tell me how relevant she is

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Gigastrength
he's never gotten his dick kissed by a girl's womb

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Booteefool
explain

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard
Al is the main heroine of Demonbane and she has the best route.
Doctor West and the robutt girl are great too, but she doesn't have a route.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Imouto, Nee-chan or mommy?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@CouchChiller
Aunt

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CouchChiller
Loli mom

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
robot loli

idontknow
idontknow

@Boy_vs_Girl
Is Demonbane worth reading
Nigga, that's one of the classic Never Evers

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CouchChiller
Nee-sans will always have a special place in my heart.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
tfw the sequel is still a Never Ever

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
don't remind me please

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
Hermit crabs ending is best ending.
@LuckyDusty
I like protagonists with character/face/voice acting but somehow I cannot handle him. He's too sociable and outgoing for me. I never get post-moege depression or however you call it but I guess somehow I ended up both anooyed and jealous when reading Majikoi. I'm an introvert and the whole experience was like 'look at this guy who effortlessly does all this stuff you struggle with'.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
loli nee-chan!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Boy_vs_Girl
I don't remember Demonbane being even remotely that long.
Wonder if I even finished the whole thing or just stopped after a route or two.

The only scenes I really remember are Dr Weeeeeeeeestoooo acting like a madman while there is some pseudo-kaiju battle going on in a large city. Oh, and MC-kun and Al being stranded on Demonbane floating in the ocean or some shit, the only sustenance they have being each other's love juices.

Playboyize
Playboyize

for some reason i am finding pre-2010 art really beautiful now, in the past i would've ignored them completely. this qt and manaka from toheart2 looks pleasing to the eye for example. clean art, doesnt overload you with too much details, VERY cute
@Supergrass
great
@happy_sad
the only sustenance they have being each other's love juices
good lord

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stupidasole
because MLA which is considered by many to be the pinnacle of visual novels is one big route
Just a bunch of starved mechafags who have nothing else. In 5 years when Baldr Skies gets released, no one will talk about MLA

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Playboyize
toheart2

I agree, the art looks very pleasing. Not sure if I should play it, though.

massdebater
massdebater

@Playboyize
this qt and manaka from toheart2

Good choices, they were the best girls from their respective games.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
reading Majikoi
Yamato says some shit like life is better when you stop being autistic and go socialize with actual people
realize that maybe that's the reason my life is shit
mfw

WebTool
WebTool

@BinaryMan
Finally a VN I can self insert into. I hope there are a few scenes of him lifting in the weight room with his bros

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
Glastheim not eating all the money helped

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperGod
I like protagonists with character/face/voice acting but somehow I cannot handle him
Weird thing is how much Majikoi switches from showing his face to hiding it. I wish they would show it more, he's pretty cute.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SomethingNew
Boyfriend is in the middle. MC cucked him good here.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CouchChiller
Imouto though neesan is okay.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Playboyize
Oh, it also has a great OST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F5-rxKUOLU

girlDog
girlDog

@TalkBomber
tfw Mayucchi and Moro are the only characters you can relate to

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CouchChiller
Sister-mother

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

New Breal
/vg/thread/192213427#p192213427
/vg/thread/192213427#p192213427
/vg/thread/192213427#p192213427

Techpill
Techpill

@CouchChiller
Neechan>Imouto>Okaza

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperGod
I want monobeno translated so bad - even if it's crap.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Carnalpleasure
kumiko route never

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