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Techpill
Techpill

Sexy Widowmaker Edition

The HALLOWEEN TERROR event is NOW LIVE

server wait times should have improved, but you may still experience queues, high ping, or server-side issues (borders / models not loading) depending on your area
the event runs from now until November 1st
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkYnc7pa4TQ [Open]

Event item checklist
new skins for McCree, Reaper, Mei, Zenyatta, Symmetra, Zarya, Ana, and Torbjörn
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/halloween-terror/

Season 6 changed a bunch of stuff that you might want to know about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqf0e8zzyCw [Open]

MERCY REWORK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDlCqJ1tD3M [Open]

Junkertown is Overwatch's newest map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcPDd16_9dI [Open]

Latest cinematic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tjcm_kI0n0 [Open]

Latest comic
http://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/zarya-searching

Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21013135
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

Previous thread:
/vg/thread/192110840#p192110840

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkYnc7pa4TQ
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/halloween-terror/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqf0e8zzyCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDlCqJ1tD3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcPDd16_9dI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tjcm_kI0n0
http://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/zarya-searching
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21013135
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc
http://www.overstalk.io
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/HALLOWEEN
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4n665n/could_we_please_not_teabag_in_this_game/
https://www.reddit.com/user/siztra
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/180899#search=vaporsfm
5mileys
5mileys

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Here comes T.Racer!

TechHater
TechHater

@Techpill
You've hurt all the bloo fans out there.

whereismyname
whereismyname

/vg/thread/192110840#p192147148

Hanzo and genji make the best photobombers those plucky weebs

WebTool
WebTool

tracer is for _____

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

post cute tracer pics

Bidwell
Bidwell

Pharah is cute! CUTE!

Evilember
Evilember

@TalkBomber
Your wish is my command.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
normies

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
I wonder what's going on in that pic.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stupidasole
widowmaker is helping tracer to her feet after she fell down

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
Widow is drowning you in a tank of piss.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Reminder that Athena is the next healer

Methnerd
Methnerd

So, I asked in the last thread. How do you guys notice cheaters? I must not be very observant.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methnerd
Well, it's hard NOT to notice if the enemy Widow or McCree is pulling in 100% headshots all match long.

Spamalot
Spamalot

nth for Amélie

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I love babby Lena

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Which Ow girls have bleached their assholes?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Post pics of Tracer being savagely and bloodily beaten and raped.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I am new to the game and so far Orisa is my favorite character, why do people hate on her? Why do I remember people complaining about her design a few months ago?
Also, is there any way to get teammates hp bars somewhere visible?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SomethingNew

Widowmaker's asshole is dark blue and tastes like blueberries.

eGremlin
eGremlin

double Mercy in Mystery Heroes

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

qt

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
How does it smell? What does it feel like? You're going to have to describe better than that.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Why is it easier to play Widowmaker than it is to play Ana? It's easier to get bodyshots on enemies for me.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SomethingNew
Shh, she's sleeping

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Honestly, I don't mind getting frozen by Mei, but getting sniped by her is fucking annoying.

5mileys
5mileys

@eGremlin
If you've ever had a glazed donut, it has that texture. It's nice and pliant, with a snug grip. It probably smells like blueberries, too. There you go, you sick fuck.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@takes2long
Ah yes Tracer being poisoned and soon to suffer necrosis. Thank you user.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Deadlyinx
I'll whisper

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

play junkenstein for the loot crate
my mccree doesnt know he can hold his ult for more than half a second

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@5mileys
You just described a corpses ass, who's really the sick one?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Soldier buff when?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@LuckyDusty
We're both sick fucks. Me for humoring an asshole; you for wanting the asshole. Also, stop making me want to play Widow.

askme
askme

@WebTool
sticky purposes

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BunnyJinx
Soldier doesn't need buff he is the only balanced character in game

Why do retards who don't know how to play need to call buff for their waifu/husbandu?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@askme
that will teach you for going near my rape table bitch

King_Martha
King_Martha

link me god tier junkrat abuse fics ty

Booteefool
Booteefool

@LuckyDusty
In-game pictures of Amelie make you want to play Widow?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Booteefool
Oui. Very much so. Especially since I realized body shots aren't so bad and I can just practice in QP.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TalkBomber
qt

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
Body shot widows are the worst.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methnerd
he is the only balanced character in game

I don't want a balanced character, I want an op broken piece of shit like genii or junkass

Soldier should have two helix rockets and/or his helix rockets should stun, until he does this game is bullshit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TalkBomber

it's not okay to sexualize Tracer as a straight girl anymore
but it's completely okay to pair up Tracer with Widow, who is canonically straight

Libshits are hypocritical retards once again

askme
askme

oasis
pick McCree
4 other people pick DPS
Mercy starts screaming in all chat about how the tema needs to grow the fuck up and stop sucking dicks and pick something else
game is already over before it begins
everyone else just switches to whatever but the duo queue DPS that was asking everyone to switch first stayed the exact same characters
duo queue as usual picks me out of the other 4 people on their team to report

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Crazy_Nice
what the fuck are you talking about

w8t4u
w8t4u

@AwesomeTucker
soldier is one of they few well balanced heroes, those "fixes" would make him OP in the hands of anyone whos good with him.
Tracer should be left alone too

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StrangeWizard
someone still mad widowtracer exists i guess

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Crazy_Nice
It's just art

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StrangeWizard
@CouchChiller

playing dumb when you know exactly what I mean

pathetic

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CouchChiller
Widow is straight, but people seem to enjoy being wrong in this thread. So ship all you want.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
@Crazy_Nice
wait where's the implied widowtracer in that picture?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Crazy_Nice
But there isn't a hint of anyone being lesbian with anyone.

@VisualMaster
I'm not a good widow to begin with. I want to git gud with her.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Crazy_Nice
its possible to be bi you know... just cus widow was married dosent mean she cant go both ways.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Crazy_Nice
canonically straight
She could be bisexual or asexual, or maybe Gerard is even her beard.

Methshot
Methshot

There are 30 million players, people will watch esports
There are 35 million players, people will watch esports
There are 44 million players, people will watch esports
There are 55 million players, people will watch esports
I love reading esports articles

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Poker_Star
nobody seriously thinks widowtracer is gonna happen though, the shipping is just fun

takes2long
takes2long

When are they going to fix doomfist? Stepping out the door is just instadeath.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tracer being gay is just blizzjew propaganda. dont believe their lies

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fuzzy_Logic
where did widowmaker's hairline go

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Tracer is gay, not bi or straight. Widow is straight, not bi or gay.

takes2long
takes2long

@takes2long
when they put that nignog back in prison where he belongs and give the doom fist to a better person with a better hit box who will have best comments with widow.

likme
likme

queue for junkenstein on normal
get matched up with people good enough that we do it easily with three people (no ana)

queue for junkenstein on legendary
get people who can't even aim let alone use their ultimate

w8t4u
w8t4u

caring about canon

LMAO

Techpill
Techpill

@Fuzzy_Logic
It's confirmed that Tracer isn't bi.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Alright, which one of you was Zenyatta on Oasis and kept on saying "bad team comp" instead of actually making suggestions?

Because you know you're 4 ranks too high, right?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@takes2long
Oh god yes. Imagine the porn.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@VisualMaster
whiffing every shot, or not shooting to try to line up a headshot vs shooting constantly, at least doing 120 damage when you do hit, and fragging when you actually manage to hit a headshot.
shooting more people in general will increase accuracy so you can headshot reliably

Stay in bronze.

Spamalot
Spamalot

flex pick since the game released
people still tell me to flex when i know they won't carry
nah nig go fuck yourself i'll play whatever the fuck i want even if we already have 4 dps

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fuzzy_Logic
Marriage is a holy bond between a biological MALE and a biological FEMALE

I'm sorry about your mental illness sweetie, I truly am.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So this is the power of matchmaking

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

can only do Solo Queue for Junkenstein
they removed Total Mayhem AGAIN

Fuck it, Im just gonna buy 50 boxes tomorrow

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Lena slept as though she were dead to the world. Her sole blanket slid free slowly revealing her yellow tank top and patriotic panties. The Widowmaker admired her unwary form awash in the pale glow of her moonlight and accelerator. Of course she drank in every inch of her, she wanted to remember this. A silent as though she wasn't even in the room, pieces were plucked away from the girl once known as Amelie Lacroix. Goggles, mine-deployer and various accoutrements gone leaving only the bodysuit now being unzipped before its own descent down her thighs and to the floor.

Now completely unencumbered save for what she held in her right hand she stalked upon the bed. As only a predator can she slid atop it with ease and grace so as to leave her prey unaware. She propped herself over Lena and stared in wonder at the young woman. Then her head dipped and she closed her eyes as cool blue lips hovered just barely grazing Lena's own so she could feel every warm breath. A crimson light washed over their faces for but a moment as once-Amelie deposited a small burrowing omnic upon the Chrono accelerator and it burrowed instantly, silently inside.

It was then she stole the kiss and Lena stirred. Awake now she blinked confusedly at what had just happened in the dark, seeing nothing. She leaned up to reach for blanket only it wasn't there. The hero shifted to her side to reach out across the bed to find it. Then she felt it across her neck, something small and thin. Then her head jerked and she felt the press of another person's body meld against her own. Fear and panic instantly filled her.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Crazy_Nice
Supports appreciate the table scraps

farquit
farquit

@Gigastrength
Marriage is a holy bond between a biological MALE and a biological FEMALE
And Gerard and Widow both fit that description?

takes2long
takes2long

@PurpleCharger
Is Doomfist's Summer Games icon a dab?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StrangeWizard
You need to have viewed at least 50 hours of bloo sfm and blender to even consider getting good.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@takes2long
Shot put

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberburn
Her immediate instinct was to blink out and away from the bed. But something was stopping her, she reached reflexively for the strangely firm pressure upon her neck. Her body kicking in attempt to disentangle itself from the one spooning her. She straightened out to kick the legs away but that was a mistake.

With her long and thin form so straight it was easy for her to be tipped or so rolled onto her belly where she now lay clawing at the custom made cord wrapped tightly around her neck. She bucked and writhed in confusion as a warm fog began to fill her head. She legs scrambled and tried to find purchase upon the bed, trying to lift her hips and buttocks up and free of the bed to gain leverage...but failing as not-Amelie's own thrust down into each attempt.

Her hips rolled as she jerked and thrashed side to side. Her whimpers and attempts to talk stiffled as her face rolled across her own pillow. She could feel the smooth nature of the wire around her throat and the sudden protrusions along its length designed to press into the side of neck and block the flow of blood to her brain, but could not get her fingers beneath it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@DeathDog
AMEN!
he is the only one who can warm her heart, he is the chosen shota!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@takes2long
Shotput but I use it because it looks like a dab
Pretty sure Blizzard knew what they were doing

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
plat widow tries to justify their 10% crit rate
This fucking thread

cum2soon
cum2soon

playing sym first place death match
A tracer main tells me to play a character that takes skill
Tracer one of the easiest characters in game with shits loads of escape and easy ult and hit box
Hes in 8th place
He quits the game half way through so I never get to boast my win

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

When are they going to fix doomfist? Stepping out the door is just instadeath.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@cum2soon
poolover blogposting about tracer being easy
Ebin

happy_sad
happy_sad

@VisualMaster
wasn't he supposed to replace Hogg as a counter to dive?

Inmate
Inmate

@VisualMaster
@VisualMaster
Stop being retarded and walking out the door without checking your surroundings

Doomfist is a shitty character which anyone with basic cognitive abillities can play around

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Her panic began to fall away as her head was filled with more and more of that fuzzy feeling. As though her skull was being filled with cotton. Her view of the moonlit window as she turned her head to the side began to blue are a darkness creep in on the edges of her vision.

Fear surged through her again as she attempted to buck her assailant off. The assassin's body melded to her own though and her own blue buttocks rolled and thrust with Lena's in perfect sync. Pressing down as she tried to lift and and smothering its pitiful attempts to rise. Slowly her panic slipped away again and her hips began to slow.

The killer had found the rhythm of the hero's hips and rode her gently. Her strength faded quickly, her attempts to free herself only becoming reflex and her conscious mind no longer sure why she was trying to buck and roll her hips. Her hips churned slowly as she rose her butt up and down slowly into the cool blue hips that seemed to guide her now. Up and down she followed their motions, an azure ass rolling and thrusting down into pert patriotically covered buttocks.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

he mains a situational hero

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
SFM is shit though

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Booteefool
They entwined together like this for a time as the last of her strength left her. Her body following along with the motions of the Widow's hips, caught in the dance of death. Then suddenly she rocked with a sudden thrust that pressed her hard into the bed and she no longer tried to lift her butt. She whimpered and her vision begin to go dark.

The assassin lay upon her, still giving a few affectionate thrusts into her now stilling form. With a click the cord around her neck sealed itself in place. Curiously she explored the body of the barely living hero. Rolling her freely against her she slid her hand hand down across the fit tummy of her victim and into her panties with a grin.

Lena's chest pumped slow and steadily with each breath. Rising higher and finally starting to pump slower as each breath failed to make a difference. A sudden bloom of warmth deep between her thighs and in belly stirred her consciousness back to the surface once more. Suddenly each breath was quicker than the last and her eyes fluttered as she tried to see once more but could only make out faint blurs.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
think about it, he has already implanted the memory of physical dominance over her when she has constantly out classed her team mates in talon. she has a personal vendetta against him now and she has been programmed to equate killing with love. he will bring confliction into her heart and mind and she will ultimately marry him the day he turns 18.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@cum2soon

Her lover clutched her firmly, cool talons kneading her pliant left breast beneath the top and placed icy cold kisses that made her shiver across her neck and cheek. She moaned and trembled as the butterflies in her tummy exploded into a million strobes of light and she went limp into darkness. Her awareness faded away as she heard a soft voice in her ear.

Il n'y a qu' un bonheur dans la vie, c'est d'aimer et d'etre aime. Je t'aime pour toujours et a jamais.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@VisualMaster
@takes2long
Probably never he's fun to fuck around with in FFA though.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Jesus fucking christ,any difficulty over Normal in Solo Queue is fucking impossible. Its fucking impossible to kill the Shock Tire. God I hate this fucking game

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stark_Naked
He is 18 user, just like d.va is :^)
I bet widow can't wait to unleash her cock on his femboy asshole.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Hanzo mains leaving JR if someone takes Hanzo

Hmmm, that's nice.

Firespawn
Firespawn

This game would be so awesome if anyone but Blizzard was making it. The balance is so fucking dogshit.

askme
askme

I'M SO
FUCKING
SICK
OF
MERCY

STOP REWORKING AND REBALANCING HER

YOU'RE JUST MAKING HER MORE BROKEN BECAUSE YOU FUCKHEADS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Inmate
stuck in starter room
JUST CHECK YOUR SURROUNDINGS DUDE JUST LOOK THROUGH THE WALLS
Fuck off moron.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Stark_Naked
he also would have the gauntlet and its been a object she has wanted for a long time, thus these feeling will seep into him as well

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@askme
Can't they just remove her?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Skullbone
I came, thanks

Soft_member
Soft_member

@askme
Resurrection was a mistake

takes2long
takes2long

@Firespawn
its really just the arrogance of senior devs like Jeff Kaplan who only worked on Blizzard. Him trying to make his vision is what ruined Titan and now hes ruining Overwatch with his vision.

likme
likme

@RavySnake
And what if I told you I made some?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SomethingNew
do people seriously think blizzard is going to remove her

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SomethingNew
In a perfect world, user.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

junkrat now has unlimited charges on his mines
he can now indefinitely soar through the skies like a pharah

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
Not really.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Methnerd

You do realize there are 3 exitways from the fucking room?

askme
askme

@likme
I'd ask you to link me that shit

Emberburn
Emberburn

@askme
I lied to you, user. I tricked you. For that, I am sorry.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Mercy main doesn't get to pick Mercy
Mercy main picks soldier 76 on defense and just waves to the enemy team
has 6 hours on 76
300+ on Mercy
once i threatened to report them , they switched to lucio and actually tried
it was a comp game
diamond

I've had 4 games straight with throwers.

I'm trying to record myself to analyze how i play when i lose a game, and every fucking match its just a fucking thrower.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@kizzmybutt
I can't aim

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BlogWobbles
You can get into diamond/low master one tricking anything desu. You just have to be really fucking good.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
Resurrection was a fucking mistake because Overwatch's TTK is so low. It's hard to kill people in this game. With all the healing and shit, it is legitimately hard to kill people. And Mercy just reverses it with a button press.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Crazy_Nice
@Techpill

As if that retard Michael Chu's twitter is the be-all-end-all of OW lore

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Sharpcharm
TTK is so low
I mean high

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
Her arm tattoo loks fucking stupid

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

we will never get a Sid Vicious Junkrat skin

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
I love it when people are still in denial over Tracer being a lesbian, as if that's something Blizzard would backtrack on.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberburn
je te pardonne

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Post massive asses only

askme
askme

OASIS
instalock McCree because I have a 70% winrate and have played over 200 games
4 other DPS instalock
"im not switching"
duo queue "us either"
mercy "GROW THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING STUBBORN RETARDS"

I didn't switch. I was going to, but nah. they deserve that L.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@whereismyname
Doesn't mean I can look through walls, tardboi.

Emberburn
Emberburn

What did they mean by this?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
@askme
Nice double blogpost faggot.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@askme
She stopped being as broken with the nerfing they did in the PTR.

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn
Not really. They still need to remove the invul on ressed targets so she can't res people who deserved to die.

Methnerd
Methnerd

tfw Widow main in beta and was pretty good
tfw Mercy main in main game because egged on by friend I usually play with
don't even play with him anymore
ENOUGH
Time to queue up as Widow every game. Become what I should have been from the start.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberburn

That's definitely a female.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
They're in denial over anything Blizzard does that doesn't fit their headcanon. Especially if it involves the 'straighties', as they call them.

Booteefool
Booteefool

got my two mains today. these are so adorable!!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@viagrandad
Aw I never noticed Pharah was grabbing his finger before.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@likme
That's where you kill her teammate, wait for her to jump in, kill her, then she doesn't revive anyone or get ult charge for a good few seconds. The revived target is a yellow beacon of crosshairs.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@StrangeWizard
Thought that was watersports from the thumbnail

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Crazy_Nice
she was hungry for cock from the day she was born
"Like mother, like daughter."

Booteefool
Booteefool

Do not reply to bait :)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
Is this real?

Like, who cares about this shit? Who actually cares?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Carnalpleasure
you've really got to be fucked in the head to even think of something like that

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

will i be banned if i threaten to leave the game over voice chat and not text chat?

im sick of 5 dps instalocking.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@RumChicken
Imagine how tight baby Pharah would be

Soft_member
Soft_member

@192155769
Ok

askme
askme

@Evil_kitten
commies and numales

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evil_kitten
Female black students and white people with dreadlocks do

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Mystery Heroes used to be my favorite game mode.
Now it has been completely raped by Mercy.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Flameblow
delete this, nephew

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Comp game
Hanamura
We run a good comp
We literally defend the first point
Switching sides
We stomp them
We touch the point
"Contesting"
Tracer put herself inside the bell

So, why do people act like that, again?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Post more butts

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@askme
This looks like one of those "help, I'm stuck. why are you removing my panties? just help me" pornos.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Deadlyinx
only whites and bloos allowed

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked

please respond

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@eGremlin
From the very first sentence I became incredibly fucking angry and it only spiraled from there

Lunatick
Lunatick

@w8t4u
See, if i had two helix rockets that stun, I could actually maybe once in a while kill a tracer while playing soldier, maybe

Nojokur
Nojokur

wtf did they do to my precious baby dva? what are these shitty missiles?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@eGremlin
Can someone please Dylann Roof one of these?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@askme
Those are some pretty stupid rules to base your entire gameplay strategy on. At the end of the day, Overwatch is an FPS. Sometimes you just get outplayed, swapping heroes won't fix that.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BinaryMan
Just don't take the game seriously and play what you want. I rarely see 5 DPS locked in comp, someone usually gives.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@lostmypassword
why do people not want to lose
You blogpost is dumb, and so are you.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Pick game up on xbone to play with console friends
Can't aim for shit
Console guys, what setting do you use? I've played other console fps in the past but they never felt this weird to aim in. There's something really strange about the default.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lunatick
or you could just counter pick cus you know... thats a big part of the game.

SniperWish
SniperWish

What the fuck happened to Lucio

WebTool
WebTool

@RumChicken
By nature women are born to be fucked by men...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperWish
HIV aids has begun to take its toll on his tiny body.

Techpill
Techpill

@SniperWish
Jeff said it's a bug, Geoff said it's not a bug
Blizz is retarded

Methnerd
Methnerd

4 stack
none of them pic tank or healer
epic

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I fucking hate roadhog.

stupid fat shit shouldve never been in the fucking game. everything about him is dull bullshit.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Carnalpleasure
@Crazy_Nice

she even makes eye contact while holding it, shes a natural alright.

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
No, Geoff confirmed the extra speed boost granted by using macros or mousewheel wasn't intended. Gain some reading comprehension.

Speed boost from riding and jumping ONLY, not from creating multiple jumps at once via cheating.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
We need that D.va skin in the game.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Keep getting put with shitters who act like they're pros on the mic but literally the entire team together can't get more than 1 kill a teamfight while I get 3-4
Everytime they lose they run in like lemmings so regrouping takes 2 minutes since they won't stop trickling

Booteefool
Booteefool

@viagrandad
How the fuck is that nigga a Canadian he's a real aboriginal looki-
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
THATS WHY SHE HAS THE 2 NATIVES SUITS
FUCK

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want everyone to get pantsuits sometime next year

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lord_Tryzalot
Pharah will never pin you down and whisper into your ear "I always get my prey."

Illusionz
Illusionz

Want to get gold gun for Pharah since she's my main DPS
Her gold guns look awful
Who should I get one for instead? Tempted to go sombra since it looks pretty neat.

likme
likme

@Flameblow
mfw your team keeps trying to funnel through a tiny corridor with the entire enemy team at the top unleashing hell through it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StonedTime
that's hot, user
pls stop it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Up to what rank does doomfist stop becoming reliable? He's my favorite and I've just reached plat.
Any doomfist advice from fellow doomfist players?

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
It looks great with Anubis skin and alright with possessed.
I'm happy i bought it.

WebTool
WebTool

@Inmate
I use Anubis, the rocket launcher just looks strange with all that gold on it to me.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CodeBuns
I bet she's rough in bed, and would give you lots of love bites.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StonedTime
I normally cringe when people post comments like that but damn thats hot!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Emberburn
More progression than the average player

That's the the funniest part

Flameblow
Flameblow

@haveahappyday
Pro leagues, and even then hardly. He's a niche pick.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Illusionz
I already jerked off today, pls no

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

how do ppl still play doomfist with all the buggs and sometimes enemy hitboxes ghost out

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StonedTime
i suddenly have the urge to play the fuck out of my waifu, later /owg/

Snarelure
Snarelure

When your team is so shit that the enemy team just starts focusing you first and even though you're fighting off the entire team alone your team still can't get a kill and then the moment you die they wipe

I'm starting to get so tired of this game.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Like all the halloween legendaries except for two
Get the two I don't like
Fuck lootboxes

idontknow
idontknow

@Snarelure
Play custom, other modes are rigged with the 50/50 formula.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@New_Cliche
I guess it depends on where you start. I've been a plat player in every season (except the first, obviously) so I haven't progressed at all. But on the other hand, I also didn't start from wood league to begin with, so...

In reality that player was terrible and I highly suspect she was boosted, not to mention all the crazy help Mercy got from the algorythm "just because".

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Poker_Star
I play him because I'm autistic and he's my favorite.
There's something that sexually arouses me when I punch zero suit Dva or Mercy into the wall it makes me feel strong.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fried_Sushi
You may be an actual cuckold.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
or enjoys violence with women

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

my last five boxes have had nothing but common and rare items in them

Fucking stop. I don't want anymore voice lines and player icons. WHY AM I GETTING SO MANY NOW?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@eGremlin
double tracers
triple symettra
it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Flameblow
Do you think you are playing CS or something son?

Overwatch is a class based team shooter, there are ways you can help your team without directly trying to kill the enemy but if you insist on trying to do so while lacking any skill you are just a burden and should stop playing

idontknow
idontknow

@CouchChiller
You're right.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Bidwell
It was probably her first FPS

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@New_Cliche
tfw actually want voice lines now

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Fried_Sushi
Get into the gym armlet. You'll feel actually stronger, but actually into ryona fetish will still remain

viagrandad
viagrandad

gotten 4 legendaries since the start of the event
only one was halloween related

Why is this allowed

Methshot
Methshot

20 years later
still no pantyhose skin

I miss Xenoblade Chronicles X

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@lostmypassword
Give me the sauce on that, family.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
@TreeEater
Ehh, whatever, if Bliz wants to waste their time and money with diversity initiatives then they're free to do it. I don't care so long as the game continues to be playable and moderately fun

Methnerd
Methnerd

@haveahappyday
There are grand master doomfist players, they're just really good at playing conservatively with him and hitting his punch every time

I can't say because I'm not super high level and I'm not a big doomfist player, but I would guess that you would start having trouble in platinum and you would start struggling in diamond, as that's where players get very consistent in DM

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Ignoramus
so long as the game continues to be playable and moderately fun
But it is neither of those things any more.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Hope you lads are doing well with your boxes. 15/20 right here.

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
This one is the best I've ever seen.

viagrandad
viagrandad

its a double symmetra episode

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@viagrandad
it's a double Mercy, triple Roadhog, double Reaper, and Junkenstein episode

TechHater
TechHater

@viagrandad
quadruple roadhog
double symmetra
no ana

Supergrass
Supergrass

@viagrandad
Blizzard programs the Summoner to jank all over the place just like human Symmetra players do

Inmate
Inmate

why wont blizzard let me trade my dragon symmetra skin for the mei one.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@eGremlin
What could they possibly talk about in those meetups?
Hey guys what are your thoughts on HIV spreading no longer being a felony
Hepatitus, huh? I got it too after all the indians started to shit on the street. #blessed
Oh man, everyone is gay here too?
Lets play spot the white guy

Emberfire
Emberfire

I miss when getting a pickoff meant you were at an advantage

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@viagrandad
It's the endless mode final boss episode with 2 of every boss at once, 3 tires at once and about 8 blue bots

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Emberfire
How much money have you spent?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberfire
This game is a lootbox simulator

5mileys
5mileys

@Snarelure
hey guys, everything is the stereotypes and boogiemen I believe in 100%

askme
askme

Winston and Zen intentionally jump into the Dva bomb and we lose
k

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@5mileys
This you?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why does cultist Zen get several cool new voicelines, but NullSec Orisa has none? It really bugs me that they are so inconsistent with the skins.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
Yeah the OP made its 50 posts early just to be edgy, yet nobody decided to make a different OP because surprise, surprise, you don't make an OP 50 posts beforehand

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sharpcharm
The gloves came off once the blizzdrone started to do it repeatedly to push his 10000 links OP through.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Sharpcharm
From now on every general I make will have shadman.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

made a custom junkenstein game
typical insta ult no cd
remove heroes that just ruin the game further than my custom setting already have
hanzo, reaper, mccree, 76, zarya, zenyatta, torb all not allowed
angry hanzo main fills in the 6th spot
yo what the fuck why can't I pick hanzo
explain to him that spamming his ult just makes the game annoying and unfun for everyone else and that it ruins the game further
everyone agrees with my settings and says they're pretty good, makes the game fun but not piss easy
hanzo main says "wow, fuck you, dude, just let me play hanzo, what's wrong with you"
tell him to find a server that allows hanzo, literally dozens of them in the server browser
tells me he's not gonna pick or leave until I unlock hanzo
kick him
he rejoins almost instantly
"you're not getting rid of me that easy, cunt"
unlock hanzo, disable ult, disable scatter arrow, he takes 500% damage and deals 1% damage
start the game
he leaves

Why is it always hanzo players that sperg out like this? Who goes into another person's house and starts making demands? It's literally only ever hanzo mains.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
If the Winston has bubble off cd that's what he should be doing you dumb fucking plat autist

@SomethingNew
Who knows, Witch Mercy and Selecão Lucio both had their skins updated with each event.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Crazy_Nice
See you in 3 days

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Play Mystery Heroes
Die with 3 elims, which is Gold
Spawn as Mercy
Spend the next 2 minutes just healing team
During that entire time I still have gold elims

When you know you've lost.

Snarelure
Snarelure

torb
mcree
zen
and....
gengi
Welp, not like I wanted to win.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Love when toxic Mercy main shitters insult my career profile when their last season looks like this.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Anyone completed the Junkenstein Endless on Hard with no damage to the door? Any pro tips?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
one person = everybody

So you're a pedophile too since some exist?

TechHater
TechHater

Are their matching skins good? Which one is your favorite. They have a lot to pick from.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@192161871
Nice strawman 0/10

Evilember
Evilember

@Flameblow
nothing makes me angrier than plats talking shit/mercy players talking shit

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
Witch Mercy and Selecão Lucio both had their skins updated with each event
They did? I wasn't aware. Voicelines added? Is there a list somewhere?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
Fuck off OP
hmmm people dislike this
haha wouldn't it be funny if I did that thing people specifically disliked
haha look at all these totally triggered people XD i'm so funny I'll do it again
haha lol I'll sockpuppet more triggered posts to encourage people to talk about my shit OP and to justify me posting more of the stuff you don't like haha lol i'm so funny
who cares if it fucks over the general discussion, not my problem. My OP image is more important than this general haha lol

I'm just disappointed in you two. You know who you are.

Inmate
Inmate

@Booteefool
Like music to my ears. I love it!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Nude_Bikergirl
torb zenyatta mcree soldier 76. torb puts turret to right of door on the slope leading to the ledge, if you position correctly you will be able to hit most things without getting hit by junkrat. mcree plays to the left while zen and soldier play mid. the torb does not need to babysit turret as you gain ult so fucking fast that you can just ult during the boss phases

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

The Virgin Fillcuck

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nude_Bikergirl
mcree should always stay at the left lane, torb turret should be on the elevated platform near the door, torb should always be mid lane except for when he's fixing his turret, ana should always be around torb's turret and be aware of where it's shooting, hanzo should only ever use his ult mid lane and shoot it TOWARDS the door so that zomnics won't be able to approach it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Firespawn
I don't understand Blizzard's mindset on the hero restrictions for JR endless. I hear some say that they wanted it to be a challenge, but allowing Torbjorn in the mode kind of removes a lot of the challenge, because Torbjorn is fucking god tier

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Firespawn
Off the top of my head, Hammeh just did a video with all the Halloween lines, with some of the new Mercy that are being added outside of Junkenstein's revenge Hammeh might be reddit as fuck, but he is the only really conclusive guy who watches on these things.
I can only attest to the Lucio update because I main him and noticed quite a few new lines, probs sources somewhere

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

want to have fun
mercy's on the enemy team left and right
I cant do it man that bitch has been ruining my fun for several hours now

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methnerd
He didn't bubble, it was on cooldown as he used it a few seconds before that, everyone was behind cover on the other side of the card including the Winston and the Zen but they both jumped towards the bomb before it exploded.

I'm not even kidding or exaggerating, they were the two people not in coms and everyone on my team was asking what the fuck they were doing and why they did that. There was nothing pressuring them there or anything, no other ults going off.

It just seemed like they wholeheartedly thought jumping towards the big red flashing triangle that was making zoopy noises was a good idea. They both left the instant the defeat screen flashed up so we didn't even have time to ask them in text.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Crazy_Nice
unlock hanzo, disable ult, disable scatter arrow, he takes 500% damage and deals 1% damage

I'm gonna start doing this instead of just straight up disabling them. It's funny when babies join and get mad that their main is locked, it'd be even funnier if they picked their main and they were nerfed into the ground. Thanks for this.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lord_Tryzalot
tank main anywhere near GM

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BunnyJinx
desu while torb is essential, the skill level of whoever is playing him wont change things as much as the skill level of whoever is playing mcree/soldier

Skullbone
Skullbone

discord link?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
Not true desu
A good Torb can melt Reaper and Roadhog

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Skullbone
go away tranny

Spamalot
Spamalot

knock at your door on Halloween night
these kids show up and demand candy or else
get sprayed with silly string either way

What do?

Techpill
Techpill

@BunnyJinx
Somehow Mei and D.Va were the strongest?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
The difference in attitude from 2900 to 3100 is fucking shocking. I understand why perma-plats are frustrated, but the need to blame someone for every lost fight is just so pathetic and so common.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
im not the tranny, link the server

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
reee you will not play these heroes because theyre fun

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nude_Bikergirl
She's getting buffed on the PTR you know.
She'll be able to pull off a nigh instant 3 man rez if she ults at the right time, with the 'penalty' being that her 2 second GA 'cooldown' won't be reset on use

DeathDog
DeathDog

play support
nobody kills a shit
play whatever else
nobody plays support

gg ez

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Techpill
D.va ults
bosses are at or near death
Mei ults
bosses are easy pickings
Mei just puts a wall on the door to stop Zomnics or tires

FastChef
FastChef

@Lord_Tryzalot
tank main who also plays Mercy because she's broken

Was this actually worth screenshotting and posting?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Spamalot
Call boarder control and get the 2 spics deported, then give Doom and Widow painted pebbles to chew on as sweets

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Flameblow
Thanks, maybe I'll try searching for that video tomorrow. (I don't usually watch him, because I find his voice to be so dull.)

reddit as fuck
Generally curious; what do people mean when they say someone/something is "reddit"?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Firespawn
Thats not really what I'm talking about. What I mean is that a lot of heroes arent allowed in JR endless and it seems kind of arbitrary and not based on how good the heroes are despite what some people seem to be claiming. Why is Zarya not allowed? She has a Halloween skin and she isn't a boss for the mode, so why restrict her? It's not like she's so good it'd make it unfair, like say a bastion would

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@FastChef
His last season
This guy is the definition of a fillcuck (he's a pretty good Winston though)
Too bad we got fucking memed on that game thanks to having a low master DPS main who blew chunks

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Deadlyinx
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOP*

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Techpill
Free area clear on death
Just wall the door/continuously freeze the bosses
Both have effective self heals for if the shit hits the fan

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
Let Torb get his spotlight, even if it's a meme mode.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Boy_vs_Girl
I guess I have just never seen a good torb

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

zzzzzzzzzzz............

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sharpcharm
one rightclick to the skull when he's teleporting
one more rightclick when he's out of Wraith
Reaper instadead
He and McCree are the best for dealing with Reaper

Methshot
Methshot

@girlDog
Torb always has the spotlight, he is literally god

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
Eh, my career profile looks even more wild and I instalock every single time.

takes2long
takes2long

every single Ana in Legendary can't heal or sleep dart for shit
Im fucking tired of losing to Hog! Its not that damn difficult

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PurpleCharger
Think of the concept of normie-fulminate it within your mind
use of dead/dying memes
unabridged praise for minor improvements, lack of acknowledgement on how it will affect things overall. A case study includes the autists who genuinely thought Mercy has been getting HUGE nerfs recently
that kid who wanted the participation awards at school
'shadowbanning mean opinions is OK i suppose, they shouldn't have posted it anyways'
'wow that objectively shit art/cosplay is so good, how did you do it?'
The Reddittor is a malignant, dumb and sterile beast, with little other purpose other than to exist. However, like a stampede, there is such a multitudinous amount of them that they can feasibly demand change, via sheer numbers alone

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

How is this possible? How come there are people with this level of dedication at being shit?

Hint: arab.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Carnalpleasure
WHY
WHY IS THIS GAME GETTING HARDER TO ENJOY

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

any supports here that want to be carried by a weeb

Techpill
Techpill

@takes2long
The key to finishing it is having a team that knows all their roles. Hanzo is to clearing mobs and tires. S76 clears tires and focuses on damaging bosses. McCree needs to be successful with his ult and position himself so it has the maximum effect. Ana needs to hit tires, attacking zomnics, ult McCree ONLY and only during his ult, and sleep dart bosses so they are in position for McCree's ult and team mates have to be use NOT to wake them before the dead eye is finished.

Aka: you need to put together a team, it's the only way. It's not like Uprising where you could luck out with a team that knows how to aim, has decent awareness, and the Rein knows how to dispose of the bombs without wasting his shield. This brawl requires you to use certain tactics at a certain time and you all need to be coordinated to do so or you'll never finish it.

farquit
farquit

@BunnyJinx
me kinda

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@farquit
let me carry you then

SniperWish
SniperWish

@takes2long
Sleep boss
Nano McCree high nooning
Soldier starts shoots the thing
Causes the McCree to fail the high noon on the boss
Get wiped
I just don't get why people do this. I am genuinely finding that getting the perfect Hard/ endless Expert mode achievements is harder than the Legendary one because there are so many autists who don't know the strategies to JR

StonedTime
StonedTime

play placement matches on friends new account
placed within 20SR of my account SR
pretty impressive, desu

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Three games in a row with a gengi.
Two games where a torb never ulted
It's like expert mode makes idiots come to it instead of easy.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CodeBuns
I don't know user

I-I just don't know

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Spazyfool
that little bit of tongue on a cheek peck
Rikka would be the weirdest of weird Mercy mains

likme
likme

You're not a real Overwatch fan if you can't name 5 esport players

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@likme
Micolash, silkthread, Mendo, Seagull, Taimou

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
I, Could, Not, Care, Less

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TurtleCat
Who?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Emberburn
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
Well I'm glad I'm not a fan then, esports is fucking cancer and comp mode was a mistake

SniperWish
SniperWish

@likme
Here are the five pro players I played against most recently today:
Jake
xQc
Sinatraa
Roolf
Cocco

idontknow
idontknow

@SniperWish
"Pro" players
Lists streamercucks

Flameblow
Flameblow

@w8t4u
esports retard asking me what my deal is
You, being a brainlet.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@likme
eSports is the worst part of Overwatch. I couldn't name 5 and I'm level 1400.

farquit
farquit

@Snarelure
Oh then uninstall please. You are not allowed to play this game

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@likme
AKTM is the only man in this shitshow that I respect

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Will we ever learn more about him?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StonedTime
@Flameblow
Why? Overwatch Esports is fucking great

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TalkBomber
Micolash the salaried t2 soldier

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Supergrass
then he is not a pro if hes not in owl

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BunnyJinx
he's going to come back

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BinaryMan
Widow killed him. She's the worlds greatest esports player

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Dreamworx
All esports are terrible, but Overwatch is particularly terrible. It's the same problem with sports in general. I didn't like normal sports so why do they think making sports out of games is going to be a good idea?

Games are for fun and the peak of competition is facing off against friends in a local setting. It shouldn't be about who is the absolute best at a thing. I don't care about some random people representing some random city that they aren't even apart of. They don't mean anything to me and it boggles my mind that they mean anything to anyone else.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

anyone wanna play legendary junkenstein?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

DUDE I FUCKING HATE TEMPLE OF ANUBIS

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
he gave Widow the dick
Widow gave him a bullet
What else is there to know? That isnt Deviatart tier fanfiction

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Tank main playing main tank
Ask team to take the left door out of spawn
"Guys come over here, take the left door, if we go out the left door we won't take spam, left left left left left, come here please, left door."
Two people go through the main door and die immediatley to Junkrat spam

Am I allowed to make fun of people when this happens?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Not good. Not good.
The goys aren't picking up on the esports viral marketing

idontknow
idontknow

If you can name 5 esports teams you will have sex with your waifu tonight

SniperGod
SniperGod

@massdebater
I don't want to counterpick, I want to kill everyone with my waifu

w8t4u
w8t4u

@JunkTop
A Zen bro not being a bro.

Excommunicate this nigga now.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Crazy_Nice
It was doomed to fail. Trying to market sports to a whole category of people where the majority of them don't like sports.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@idontknow
Every single player I listed is on or was on a team

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@idontknow
1. Shut
2. The
3. Fuck
4. Up
5. Weeb

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StonedTime
What was your rank, then? I think it would only be impressive if you ranked really high or low.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@New_Cliche
McCree wont tuck you in tonight.

Techpill
Techpill

@New_Cliche
To be fair, you don't have to be a weeb to have a waifu

5mileys
5mileys

@Need_TLC
3351
the impressive part being Blizz being so spot on

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
Well I wouldn't object to seeing widow take the dick. And it would be neat to see him die, such a pivotal moment in widow's life.

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
Nobody even knows what the word weeaboo means anymore.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Burnblaze
Okay before you state your "opinion" lets look into why you are wrong:
1. You did not support the esports scene. FACT
2. You did not invest 20 million dollars into a team. FACT
3. Blizzard has yet to market esports. FACT.
4. Overwatch is really enjoyable to watch. FACT.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Techpill
My gpu died and I had to downgrade to an old one and now I can't even run overwatch anymore.

What am I even supposed to do with my life now?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@takes2long
that looks like a tranny

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Bidwell
you're finally free

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
4. Overwatch is really enjoyable to watch. FACT.

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
watch enemy trashrat plant traps out side spawn through the door
tell team just in case they didn't notice somehow
round starts
our genji explodes after walking right into the fucking trap
I just don't understand, this was at high diamond.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BinaryMan
Stop. You are embarrassing yourself.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@idontknow
can I have sex with you instead

Booteefool
Booteefool

@lostmypassword
I have similar feelings, although I DO enjoy some real sports. It's interesting to see people who give their best, especially if they are underdogs or black horses, and still manage to win.

But who wants to watch pimply faced nerds squaring it off on their computers? Not me, that's for sure.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Techpill
doujin crop
It's a weeb.

@BinaryMan
Fact
Fact
Yeah sure (no)
FUCKIN LOL

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Skullbone
@MPmaster
I'm sorry, where is your Overwatch League team?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
Can you name 5 teams?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@WebTool
weeaboo came from a comic of a generic humanoid being beaten by other generic humanoids
The term means nothing other than an escape for human masochism/sadism

Inmate
Inmate

Gengi or Zen, you're not gonna win.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Booteefool
watching sports
willingly watching a bunch of niggers chase a ball around while chirping fuck trump
I can't do it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Fried_Sushi
kek

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Carnalpleasure
butthurt whiteboi
ye das rite go play ur computah gayms
LOOOORD

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SomethingNew
cute friends

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Carnalpleasure
Yeah, Lucioball is boring as fuck.

But solo sports, like martial arts etc, can be more interesting. I also like some sports simply visually, like gymnastics or figure skating.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Illusionz
Yes

SF
LA
Boston
London
NYC

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
BIG GORILLA COCK

askme
askme

is orisa decent at a high level ? I like her play style but i dont wanna waste my time if she doesnt hold up

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Soft_member
Thankfully I don't have one. (You) need to get a grip on reality and accept that sports and video games should only cross in PES or Madden

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evil_kitten
user stop, neither Winston nor Tracer are for lewd

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So since blizz are going all in on esports, and also heavily pushing diversity, don't you think it would be amusing to see their reaction to being asked where all the African pro players are? Is fucking love to see them work their mental gymnastics on this one.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TalkBomber
I have several webms that prove otherwise

massdebater
massdebater

@Soft_member
they are losing their playerbase daily by the hundreds
is this true?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
africans dont even have a server

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

How's everyone's checklists looking so far?

This is mine.

5mileys
5mileys

@massdebater
It's a conspiracy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@askme
Honestly you can make most shit work even at masters as long as your team mates work with you. However most people will throw a bitch fit if you're not conforming to their perfect team comp. Just play what you're best at if you're trying to climb.
@Fuzzy_Logic
The US has plenty of servers?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ara ara jesse~~

who would even like an old hag such as myself!!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BunnyJinx
Wouldn't that be REALLY easy to spin? They simply don't have the tech (computers and Internet access) to compete.

Even better: dumbing money into Africa, in the hopes of fostering a playerbase there...

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Poker_Star
Afrikangz play Smash and other fighting games
Africans play with rocks

StonedTime
StonedTime

@happy_sad
There are Africans all over the West though. I get some people like to call them "African American" or "British" "new Germans" ect but they're Africans no matter where they are.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Ana nano me
ana
why did you nano torb?
there are more idiots here than in comp

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
Another thing to note is that, in the places in Africa where technological and economic development are improving, mobile platforms are far more popular than desktop or laptop computers.

It's far easier to set up a 4G mobile network than it is to lay out copper or optic fiber.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CouchChiller
Drop the game with 2200 coins during anniversary
"I should be able to make 800 no problem, even with bad rolls!"
No longer getting dupes so no longer getting money
HELP

FastChef
FastChef

@happy_sad
You know what irks me. When Overwatch League was announced and showed that it consisted mostly of NA and Asian teams the South Africans started rioting on social media and legit expected Blizzard to give them an OWL team. Nigga do they even have money for it or even a team there?

South Africans are so fucking stupid they give their land away and sign laws barring them from getting education or certain job positions.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fuzzy_Logic
until there is a AWS zone there likely won't be an Blizz Africas region either

the only remotely first world country, South Africa, is pretty well-hooked up as of lately with new submarine cable systems

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Ive been away for a few months, could someone give me a quick rundown on this doomfist guy? Is he any good?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@cum2soon
It's far easier to set up a 4G mobile network than it is to lay out copper or optic fiber.
Because it gets stolen. It's easy to layout but not with scavengers fucking your shit up. You'll find tons of liveleak videos of stupid africans dying by touching live wire.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@cum2soon
Well you have to remember that the only reason they are even getting this far is because China are simply buying the continent piece by piece, they aren't giving away infrastructure out of the kindness of the heart.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PackManBrainlure
nerfed 5x

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
Yeah, in a way they skipped a generation, going straight to tablets and mobile Internet.

@StonedTime
Ah, there's no nigger players at all? I would have thought there's always the one token black guy SOMEWHERE.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
get fucked lmao

askme
askme

@Firespawn
What's the name of that African corporation where the chinese donate their profits to just to watch some crazy african try to design new weaponry, cars or mecha robots?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StonedTime
Buy boxes.

I found that I started getting halloween dupes after 40 boxes or so.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Methshot
Unless it's fightan or sports niggers don't give a fuck about video games

@Methnerd
Buy boxes.
Get the fuck out of here rabbi this is a buddhist establishment

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methshot
After seeing the diversity on /pol/ there is no doubt niggers are lurking this thread.

massdebater
massdebater

@lostmypassword
Holy shit, im kinda choked that i missed him during his prime. must've been a blast

Skullbone
Skullbone

Say your team is pushed off the point on Volskaya Defense and they have tanks and healers and soldier 76s and shit going apefucking shit on the point but you can't fight them because whenever you tango with them a Hanzo and a Widowmaker both are taking shots at you.

What is the appropriate solution to this problem?

Manly Difficulty: No token/meme answers in the order of "Don't let it get like that in the first place.

Firespawn
Firespawn

blizzard pushing """diversity""" hard
all pro players for their game are Caucasian or Asian
How long until teams need to start taking diversity picks, and will the fan base be able to keep their poker face on watching LaShaquan get spit roasted by Koreans on stage knowing full well the only reason he's there?
This has potential.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@massdebater
He was very fun to play as but now your shots dont register or dont kill people at all. Retarded hero with no mobility

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Skullbone
EMP

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn
No. Soccer has a rule that you must have a set amount of homegrown players in your team but seeing how Blizzard said there wont be any transfer limitations for Koreans etc they wont do shit.
Blizzard also bows down to the team owners as one pulling out = PR nightmare and possible collapse.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Skullbone
Graviton/Self-destruct combo.

Alternatively, EMP their asses, then ult-rush.

WebTool
WebTool

evenin' lads

its just me, your girl Lena from an alternate utopia where every thing is peaceful under the guidance of the God AI. the true Iris.

im also straight now btw

TechHater
TechHater

@Skullbone
No meme answers
It's not a meme answer you just described a situation that is a perfect storm of fucked. If that occurs that's an L.

Alternatively if you have a shield and all your guys have ults and they all make it to the spot in time at the same time they may be able to contest it if the other team drops the ball. But that's less likely than losing.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evil_kitten
G E N E T I C A L L Y E N G I N E E R E D

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fried_Sushi
He was fun to play as but let's not bullshit each other, he wasn't some grade A bullshit to fight. There was nothing more frustrating than getting love tapped by him then sliding back 10 feet only to touch a wall and die.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Evil_kitten
I'm sure there are black people (or "POCs") playing OW, even here on /owg/, but we were talking about that silly eSports scene.

askme
askme

@WebTool

homosexuality is condemned by the omnic overlords beause it prevents humans from exercising their purpose of procreation

massdebater
massdebater

@whereismyname
black people (or "POCs")
you mean niggers?

Evilember
Evilember

I can't believe Blizzard nerfed the EXP gain from everything.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evilember
they removed exp group bonus too

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
not manly

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@whereismyname
Attempting to be politically correct
There are no tumblrinas to such cunt for here, little plebbitor

@Dreamworx
No they didn't.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Dreamworx

I can't believe this.
How are there not 24/7 howls of outrage?
I know people are whores, but come on, there are limits.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@King_Martha
@New_Cliche
EMP is not really a good answer is it? Unless you're playing Sombra already, switching to her and building 100% ulti even nonstop firing into them and someone not getting punished is more or less not going to happen before they just cap the point.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
I have my sensitivity up all the way with no aim smoothing on every character. Its really fun pulling 720 no look hooks on people you dont even know are there because you spin like a fucking f5 tornado

5mileys
5mileys

@Methshot
I don't think there are actually. Makes sense though, high level overwatch is about strategy and quick decision making to a large degree. Blacks struggle with these things due to low average IQ.

Techpill
Techpill

@Dreamworx
wait WHAT
when?
I thought the last time they messt with EXP was when they removed the first easy levels after prestige

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Play expert
torb
mcree
zen
gengi
We're not gonna win with gengi
Well, you're in gold, what do you know

DeathDog
DeathDog

I fucking hate the fact last night I was 1 win away from gold and its just been a fucking continuious spiral down

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Firespawn
One of the most interesting developments I've heard about in Africa recently is the establishment of a chocolate factory in Ghana.

These two sisters went on a tour of a chocolate factory in Switzerland, and as the tour guide was lecturing them about the history of Swiss chocolate, it was pointed out that most cocoa comes from West Africa (especially Ghana), and Switzerland grows none of it.

So the two sisters figured it'd help their country if they just started a chocolate factory in Ghana itself and negotiated directly with local bean growers. And then they did just that, founding "57 Chocolate" (57 being a reference to 1957, Ghana's independence year) . Turns out it's not too bad.

Seriously, this shit looks like it belongs on a billboard in Numbani.

Inmate
Inmate

survivor achievement

FastChef
FastChef

@Boy_vs_Girl
That's my secret cap, I'm always playing BOMBRA.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
Sombra is always a solid choice on 2CP for exactly these situations. If your team doesn't have a Sombra, you're doing it wrong.

WebTool
WebTool

@eGremlin
It's all fun and games until the corrupt government seizes your plant. The chinese however have military power and will buy you out or force you to sign contracts before they step foot into the country

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i'm a mercy main, why don't you boys give me upboats? >;(

cum2soon
cum2soon

@eGremlin
That's actually kinda fucking cool.

massdebater
massdebater

@FastChef
quoting marvel flicks
oh my god

Firespawn
Firespawn

@eGremlin
someone felt the need to point out where the ingredients come from while their being told the history behind the methods
Wew lad, what's wrong with people? Neat package design though.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PurpleCharger
come here, I'll give you my boat up your vagoo

Firespawn
Firespawn

@massdebater
Your response is more reddit than the marvel post btw.

girlDog
girlDog

lose one game
fall out of GM
next game one person gets DC'd
half of the enemy team leaves
he comes back
So this....is highranked Overwatch.....

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Firespawn
btw
nice reddit post

Methnerd
Methnerd

@massdebater
not being on at the very least 13 levels of irony
@eGremlin
I've had someone of that, it was fucking vile.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@girlDog
master/low gm
high ranked
LUL

TechHater
TechHater

>>192169402
Who fucking cares, nigger?

likme
likme

@w8t4u
look how big my dick is

SniperWish
SniperWish

Expert mode is full of fucking idiots.
nano a mcree
he never ults
torb never ults
no one ults when you build it every 5 seconds

WebTool
WebTool

@w8t4u
top <1% isn't high ranked
Yeah okay

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Firespawn
@cum2soon
@WebTool
The designs on the chocolates themselves are pretty cool too. They're Adinkra symbols.

Techpill
Techpill

@TechHater
I do
fuck off

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BunnyJinx
I only want to know why Ana was so butthurt about his death and the role Amelie had in in. She even goes as far as to snap at Widowmaker in spawn. Overwatch agents die every day, what made Gerard so special?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@likme
bragging about being low GM
LUL

@WebTool
top 1% in a casual ez babby game
LUL

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Techpill
@Booteefool
Thank you for viral marketing your stupid ass chocolate. Fucking niggers. What does this have to do with video games?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
Tour guide's only job is to bring up interesting tidbits of whatever he's giving a tour of
Brings up that trivia fact of the creation process like he's supposed to
"Wtf what's wrong with him"
What's wrong with you lad? Are you misreading this?

Inmate
Inmate

still no cloak and skull mask sombra skin
I still don't get why it wasn't an epic skin, Anna got her teaser outfit as one. Was a nice touch.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CouchChiller
What rank are you, user? Post your SR while on the average deaths per 10 minutes page and scrolled all the way down, that way I know you didn't steal someone's screenshot

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
I do, shit's neat.
@Booteefool
Thought this was a joke and that bottom left was dickbutt

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TechHater
I care.

@Inmate
Blizzard doesn't care about sombra, Ana is the only post-launch character that they care about

Inmate
Inmate

@GoogleCat
dickbutt
reddit go away already

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
4.4k
follow me on twitter @siztrara

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Harmless_Venom
ok user, let's discuss this joke of a game

what dildo is the best one to use while playing mercy?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
stop shilling for your shit

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Boy_vs_Girl
I read it as shaquanda started chimping out over the white devil appropriating their cocca beans while white guilt liberals gave thunderous applause. Regardless of the facts, I think my version is more interesting.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@idontknow
Oh so you are a SJW.
kill yourself

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stupidasole
its a meme because fodder follows me and i wanted him to see it on his TL

takes2long
takes2long

@Stupidasole
Ana is the only post-launch character that they care about
That's why they waited a year to give her a legendary right?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@haveahappyday
t. sjwcuckold

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Raving_Cute

Dragon dildo, of course.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@idontknow
Post a screenshot of your career profile while scrolled to the bottom of the average deaths per 10 minutes, user.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@haveahappyday
The CSGO guy that was caught cheating and then got btfo hard when he tried to shill his Symmetra videos?
AHAH

King_Martha
King_Martha

Fodder plays Overwatch? I ran into him a bunch of times but I thought it was someone pretending to be him. He's actually awful.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Evil_kitten
One and the same

TechHater
TechHater

@takes2long
Hey atleast she's actually had a big impact on various team comps unlike every other character they've made since.

Skullbone
Skullbone

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evil_kitten
@Sharpcharm
What's the story here exactly? Sounds saucy.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
tl;dr
git gud

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Skullbone
k reaper main

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
I only know that he got banned for CSGO cheats and he's chat banned in OW for being a toxic cuck.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BinaryMan
Why does he have a pair of balls on his forehead?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
Fodder was some shitcan player that kept fucking up while streaming. Eventually he gets VACed and leaves.
Now he plays OW and no cheats so he had to learn Symmetra. The hero where you don't need aim to play, ironically.
When he started to rebrand himself he came off as very egotistic and self-centered which got him mocked a lot on Overwatch social platforms and he never got any real following except by T9999 trashcans that try to get any attention.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I have friends I play with who only play as the same few heroes and don't bother learning anyone else and this causes for some matches to become total useless shit shows. What do?

takes2long
takes2long

@Garbage Can Lid
Shut the fuck up. You are contributing less than the chocolate people.

@takes2long
Ana still has more relevance to the game than the other three combined

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lunatick
offline mode

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@takes2long
stupid nigger im not gonna buy your shitty chocolate go shill on /ck/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Lunatick
Don't go into comp with them. You can't force your friends to git gud.

192170848 (You)

Techpill
Techpill

Thanks for the (You)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@kizzmybutt
@BunnyJinx
The thing is I want to play with them, I want us to be a cohesive team that knows how to work together but I don't know how to make sure people learn others, my friend plays no one but Junkrat because he plays demo man on tf2, occasionally he'll be Tracer.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
but junkrat is meta

iluvmen
iluvmen

being this triggered over some chocolateposting

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@haveahappyday
Not when he panics and doesn't know what to do and stands close to the enemy and dies

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CodeBuns
Christ.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TurtleCat
Tell him Tracer is the Scout in that it's actually one of the best DPS classes in the game and if he actually gits gud at it he can dominate games. Tell him to learn positioning and that "pushing" towards the point by himself will lead with a lot of bulletholes unless he takes a flank route to access the enemy's back row

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
Just face it: they are not as into the game as you. And there's probably no way to change that.

I mean, I'm sure we all dream of friends who are both good company and good players, but in reality that might be increasingly unlikely.

Firespawn
Firespawn

lol

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Techpill
Whoever makes the next OP needs to put the right fucking item tracker in it. Literally the only job was to leave the OP as is, but no some chucklefuck had to change it

https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/HALLOWEEN

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Illusionz
I'll tell him to focus on positioning and flanking, should help.
@farquit
It's frustrating cause I like the guys, it just sucks when we need healers or tanks and it's just "but I don't like Lucio/ I don't like Mercy/ I don't like Reinhardt." I always get stuck playing baby sitters because they refuse to try to get to understand other player types and let me have some fun for once.

idontknow
idontknow

@Firespawn
what am i looking at?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@idontknow
Looks like a Fecesbook post.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@idontknow
Paid 20 mil
Fanbase consists of 50 people

WebTool
WebTool

@Lord_Tryzalot
Whoever makes the next OP needs to put the right fucking item tracker in it.
Done.
Assuming it doesn't get pre-empted.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
You better not. your autism leads to super long OPs

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

worst event yet
Jfc, can you faggots get your shit together?
Nobody wants Diablo Symmetra or whatever the fuck Mei's skin is.
Just make Widow and Genji skins.
Why am I even complaining? i dont even play this garbage anymore

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stupidasole
cool lol

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RumChicken
being this butthurt
Jeff please

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Tracer and Winston have matching Halloween voicelines now

c-cute!

Techpill
Techpill

@RumChicken
t. Jeff
Go back to r3ddit and get your dick sucked by numales for you #BASEJEFF fanboys
Your game is dying and your esports scene is a joke

Firespawn
Firespawn

Not even when I played Halo 2 on console have I seen the amount of teabagging, shit talking, and BM as in OW.

Techpill
Techpill

@Firespawn
ok wimp

Evilember
Evilember

@haveahappyday
@Techpill
You're whining about not getting Genji and Widow skins then sperging out when someone mocks you, it's adorable.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Evilember
Jeff please

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
Tracer and Roadhog*

@Firespawn
t. teabagged the entirety of halo 2 MP

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@kizzmybutt
c-c

>>>/reddit/

Evilember
Evilember

@Stupidasole
Genji doesn't deserve skins, same for hanzo.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evilember
t. Jeffrey

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lunatick
Tracer had "Ooh, Scary!" last year

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn
That's honestly something I have wondered since launch. Where do these people even come from? The console world? And why do they do it? And why doesn't Blizzard do anything about it? (Except for the wordfilter for "gg ez".)

The playerbase of OW is extremely childish, for some reason.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sir_Gallonhead
the game by nature is extremely rage inducing, so i imagine it brings out the worst in people

FastChef
FastChef

I only spam 'ggez' because they filtered it

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sir_Gallonhead
Fixed it for you

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
complains about teabagging and shit talking
calls others childish

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RumChicken
I would say "you have to go back" but it's surprising how they just blatantly copy paste their shitty posts from retarddit to try and get some epic (You) points from here. Who the fuck are they trying to impress

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperGod
I can sorta understand that, but it still makes me wonder. Like, the last FPS I was serious about, was Quake 3, and nobody EVER t-bagged in that game. So why do people in OW do it? I mean, it IS a console thing, right? Someone even told me that in CS (if I remember correctly) you can't crouch on top of bodies, intentionally programmed so, to stop that childish behaviour.

@RumChicken
You are so clever, I wish i could upvote you! :)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

This game is so fucking garbage. Why do I even play it? Someone buy me PUBG. Mercy is so fundamentally broken.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Someone buy me PUBG.
Back to rock-tier where you belong, mercy main

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

HOW DO YOU SURVIVE UP TO 4 BONUS WAVES ON ENDLESS EXPERT

FUCKING HOW

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Sir_Gallonhead
@takes2long
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4n665n/could_we_please_not_teabag_in_this_game/

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@massdebater
@Fuzzy_Logic
???

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@CouchChiller
manchild

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CouchChiller
brainlet

5mileys
5mileys

Widowmaker looks like Rihanna here, was she used as a reference in making this picture?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
@PackManBrainlure
????

TechHater
TechHater

@Methshot
Well forgive me for not wanting carpel tunnel by spamming the jump button.

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberfire
manchild

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberfire
brainlet

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BunnyJinx

Usually I take that kind of stuff in stride but on OW it's on a different level. Seriously.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
oh my fucking god

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Gigastrength
Get good team mates who know how to play.
Not have Zen
Not have Gengi
Not have Hanzo

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Crazy_Nice
Literally nobody I have ever played with in overwatch does teabagging, go the fuck back to retarddit and stay there because you won't find any point farming here.

Inmate
Inmate

@Crazy_Nice
whats your reddit account

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Techpill
shadman

Also. why do people think that OW is a poor e-sport?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BunnyJinx
who are you quoting?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Call for a decent comp with a 3 stack
'lol fuck you, we know what we are doing'
torb dies nearly every wave and shit talks in chat
I just want the spray but keep getting idiots who think that their comp rank means they can do this mode.

Soft_member
Soft_member

play halloween event
one cunt keeps leaving if we take one blow to the door
not a lot of people play during the time, so my friend and I keep encountering him (at least 10 times)
cunt keeps ruining our gameplay, and other randoms that we frequently meet, we just want lootboxes
decide to fuck with the leaver
tryhard until last 10 second of wave 12
cunt: "COME ON LADS I NEED MY ACHIEVEMENT"
let the tyre bomb the door
cunt screams autistically thru mic and ragequits
the rest of us 3 send report

fucking achievementfags

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Nojokur
tournaments aren't fun to watch. I'm obsessed with the game and I can't bring myself to watch an entire pro match.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Inmate
https://www.reddit.com/user/siztra

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I think I've only been teabagged like 10 times in hundreds of hours of OW, but what I've noticed is terrible sportsmanship in general. I can count the times I've had the losing team say GG on one hand.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Soft_member
Post his Battlenet. I'll dox the faggot.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why are people so worried about teabagging? Just laugh it off and/or teabag them back if you get the chance

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@happy_sad
off ruself

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Tea bagging is childish.
A simple hello gets more done and lets you get back to killing their friends quicker.

Inmate
Inmate

@Dreamworx
Siztra#1190

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BlogWobbles
ill start to teabag everyone now

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TurtleCat
You don't know who I am.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Illusionz
You saw that while he's gotten more (You)s than you.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

got severe ticks
have to spray between each shot I take on widow and hanzo
get potg of 5 rapid headshots spraying between each
enemy team loses their shit and calls me worst BMer they've seen
rage carries over into next game
all counterpicking and focusing me at the cost of their win
"get rekt you fucking faggot"

farquit
farquit

@Booteefool

I don't care about teabagging, there's a lot of other stuff that bothers me a lot more. Like how in Overwatch 99.9$ of the time what will happen is the winning team will say GG, and then the exact next game you can fight the exact same team, beat them, and then they will leave before the cards come up without saying anything.

This game also has a lot of people who shit talk their own teammates in the middle of the match in global chat, or shit talk after every single kill no matter how mundane and then keep doing it even after they get no response and they're losing.

This isn't even "mindgames" or whatever, Overwatch just has an overwhelmingly terrible community. And it's not a few people, it's the majority, day in, day out. It gets old.

Playboyize
Playboyize

The only thing I saw was the back of your mom's head
*ebin dab*

@kizzmybutt
How the fuck did the guy on the right crush his face flat so badly

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BlogWobbles
Sounds like you never watch the killcams.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
99.9$
kaplan please

MPmaster
MPmaster

duo'd with some rando in mid gold
we got to plat together over the course of a few weeks
He was genji main while i was every healer/76/junkrat
last night lose 2 of 4 matches
He removes me after the ninja "you suck" message
Lesson learned anons, lesson learned

farquit
farquit

4chan is a bunch of autistic faggot underage B& who get mad over nothing and everything and refuse to talk about anything without REEE-ing over each other like a bunch of retards
reddit is a bunch of circlejerking SJW losers and manchildren that complain about every fucking thing and want to suck each others cocks while telling each other how great they all are

All I want to do is talk about this fucking game, is there no middle ground?

Techpill
Techpill

The Mercy main starts talking shit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Junks revenge reminds me a hell of a lot like MVM did.

Only the shit player base in this makes it impossible to win unless they know what they are doing. Your rank means nothing playing against bots, and not being the right hero means you're not going to make it past wave 10.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Playing Sombra
Enemy tea bags me
Feels super smug knowing that I'm getting to them
Focus them even harder
Get potg with best intro
Their the one that gets cucked out of it
Sombra is quickly becoming my favourite character. Might have to get her gold gun this season.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@MPmaster
What dd you expect from a genjimain?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Techpill
the mercy main starts talking period

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@lostmypassword
The mercy main designates themselve "shot caller"
They have no fucking idea what they're even talking about

SniperWish
SniperWish

Play QP
team starts losing because team is literally fucking around
CALM DOWN BRO, ITS JUST QP

Play Comp
team starts losing because team is literally fucking around
CALM DOWN BRO, ITS JUST A VIDEO GAME

Do people play this fucking game just to lose over and over again?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Techpill
@lostmypassword
mercy main starts talking
deep and growling voice

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why don't people shoot barriers in this game?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

have a shit 5 man stack on my team
three of them lock DPS and don't switch
other two lock Symm and Roadhog
we get hopelessly destroyed
next game
same 5 stack but on the enemy team
their 6th calls them trash and says he's going to AFK in spawn
gain the elo back and then some

massdebater
massdebater

stick a mercy as tracer
she panic dashes to her teammates
My face when

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@lostmypassword

In half the games I play where the Mercy main talks and we lose, the minute we start losing the Mercy shit talks for the first time ever to whine about how her last team was better.

Every time.

MPmaster
MPmaster

zarya skins represent how much jeff hates her

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

3 DPS on team
have gold Elims and DMG as the Tank

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
Those kind of retards gets riled up really quickly if you insult them for being retarded man children who are going no where in life.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@massdebater
be tracer
drop a pulse bomb on enemy mercy healing a hog nearby
press e to recall
hog predicts my recall position and hooks me
Mercy and I die
post death screen shows hog healing himself, as if he didn't need the mercy in the first place
mfw

Illusionz
Illusionz

@MPmaster
This skin is great, everyone who hates it was born post 2000.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@MPmaster
Pretty much, Zarya has the most boring fucking skins out of the entire game

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperWish
calm down bro lol

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@massdebater
stick a Winston
he leaps away from his team on the ground
right into their Pharmercy
triple kill

massdebater
massdebater

@CouchChiller
Its hard to have fun skins for the big dumb dyke because tumblr will shit itself. Blizzard is spineless.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@LuckyDusty
where is this from?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
I don't understand the hate surrounding Zarya's skin. It's actually pretty good. I bet all you fags would be fucking your monitors right now if it were Widow wearing it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Techpill
Shadman drew something I can actually look at without vomiting out of my eyesockets.

Why didn't he just draw shit like a normal person? Maybe I wouldn't hate him so much if he just drew good shit like this?

TreeEater
TreeEater

What are your opinions on tanks getting gold damage? Do you think they're good? Or do you think their deeps teams are so terrible that they end up getting gold damage?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Soft_member
Widow wouldn't be wearing plate armor with her spandex so probably yeah

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Soft_member
welcome to the 21st century. we love hot women and less to ripped ones

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
I've had matches where my team flips their shit because I was shooting at the Rein/Orisa barrier trying to destroy them. They honestly believed that the barriers would go away on their own after a while.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

tfw nobody to help you get the mercy spray on junkenstein's and nobody to grind boxes with

askme
askme

@TalkBomber
@Stark_Naked
More like Blizzard beta orbiters want their slender waifu to peg them, not some she-butch with a bigger dick then theirs.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@ZeroReborn
I used to play with someone who would literally tell people in our group not to shoot it because he thought that shooting the barrier gave him ult charge.

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
tfw no friends
tfw the pubs you get in expert probably couldn't win normal mode

RumChicken
RumChicken

@askme
What in the absolute fuck are you tarding about? Maybe if Blizzard tried to show some skin or god forbid some curves on Zarya then I'd find her more attractive than a fucking brick

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

awwwh, mei's zombie skin is so cute :3

Spamalot
Spamalot

nani

farquit
farquit

@askme
want femcock to fuck them
not want manly mancock
What's the difference?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Bidwell
it is known

Flameblow
Flameblow

want to go DPS or tank
no one ever goes healer
The few times i get to, its a mercy glued to some retard or she face dives into 4 people to rez 1 person like zen or symm

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Inmate
yea, earlier had a 3-man, the zen never healed me

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Flameblow
team insta locks their DPS of choice
go healer we need healer
pick sombra
Never gets old.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@lostmypassword
Try comp tonight and Mercies keep using their mics
2 times it was a girl and both times they were grouped up with a "guy" who's voice was so nasal they were either a super-orbiter or a tranny
I don't play comp so I thought you fuckers were just joking around with these Mercy main memes, holy fuck.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Illusionz
I hate that god awful skin and I was born before you were, you 1999 babby.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@WebTool
Emily

Inmate
Inmate

@BinaryMan
Just play torb you kinda healyourself by pressing q every 10-20 sec, lol.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BinaryMan
@Inmate
@haveahappyday
What if you guys all just exchanged battletags and grouped up?

Firespawn
Firespawn

can't wait to rank in at silver because it keeps putting me with shitheads
fighting for gold heals as roadhog is not normal is it? I also had silver DPS because ours was always dead to the phara they wouldnt counter pick

takes2long
takes2long

@WebTool
my dick

massdebater
massdebater

This game is so bad not even an event can make me play.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Firespawn
Winning really doesn't do much for your placement games, just play as well as you can each game. As long as you do alright you'll probably get atleast plat.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

THIS JUST IN

METZEN IS ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT S76 ON HIS TWITTER

HIS REAL NAME IS JOHN

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
he wasn't alive to experience the 80s

Shame.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Flameblow
join ranked game
team locks in tanks and dps
tell me to pick mercy cause she can solo heal
pick lucio instead and only speed boost

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CouchChiller
ask him if Reaper is canonically jewish

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Flameblow
I was 40 short of diamond last season and its putting me with golds currently in placements

I'm fucked for the season already

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CouchChiller
@jacksgabe

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TalkBomber
S76, not Reaper. S76 is his OC remember?

@Fried_Sushi
letting rabid shippers bother you
You need to let it go

viagrandad
viagrandad

@lostmypassword
You need to let it go
But it's so fucking difficult.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@lostmypassword
Reaper was invented by Metzen too. It's literally another selfinsert.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Am I a cunt if I consider myself a reaper main?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evil_kitten
I love it when assholes like you join me and my five stack because if you try pulling that kind of shit on us you're not leaving without 5 reports on your account.

likme
likme

@BlogWobbles
Reaper was around when Titan was still in development. They just transferred him over basically.

TechHater
TechHater

we can't go back to the time when there was no Coonface

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Stark_Naked

You have no right to judge him if you're going to lock 5 DPS/tank only.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
A two day chat silence is definitely worth bringing down the SR of 5 retards so by all means, please do.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Reaper's Jack o lantern skin is still the best skin in OW

TechHater
TechHater

@likme
You realise Metzen was their lead design guy right?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

get put in a game with guy named "thathanzomain"
he's a Mercy main

King_Martha
King_Martha

@New_Cliche
Maybe that's the joke, user.

idontknow
idontknow

@kizzmybutt
playing with Veeky Forums

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

haven't played in a bit...is sombra good yet?

Methshot
Methshot

@Inmate
i suck at autolocking
@kizzmybutt
s-socializing

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
pic related is all I can tell you

@TechHater
Metzen didn't sit down one day and come up with all the characters of the top of his head. A team sat down and ironed them out. S76 was the only established character that Metzen walked in one day, showed the team, and they injected him into the game.

Illusionz
Illusionz

The new Ana skin is a joke. Why can't Blizzard do anything right?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
Oh no user we no walks that long and dusty roads again.

takes2long
takes2long

I wish we could use any and all heroes in the meme mode

i want to play 3 bastions and lucio

Methshot
Methshot

@Stark_Naked
five stack locking anything but healer
trying to force a solo queuer into playing heals
calling anyone else assholes

I hope I you and your discord fuck buddies are master or close to so that if I get teamed with you I can just throw.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@idontknow
I've done it a few times before. It's varied from underwhelming to great.
I made a friend from /owg/ that I kept playing with regularly, and introduced him to my other friends back when I still played Overwatch on PS4.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz

Why the fuck did they make another pirate skin?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Illusionz

It's not a bad skin, user. I don't know why everyone seems to hate it so much. What would you have rather had?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
what the fuck are you having trouble with? Metzen was their lead concept artist. He did the titan concept art.
Reaper is a metalhead with a goatee. Metzen is a metalhead with a goatee.
Do you need a picture drawn?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
kys

WebTool
WebTool

@takes2long
What is the server browser?

You're just a shitter anyways, what's the point if you're just gonna sit there and jerk off while holding left click?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@AwesomeTucker
Why are you so upset? Did you have some retarded headcanon that Reaper is Metzen's self insert or something?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@lostmypassword
Not must pick meta/10 good, but if you're smart and cheeky enough she can work in all modes and levels of play. The real struggle is getting a team that won't flip their shit when you pick her.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nojokur
Nojokur

you guys are cute and adorable

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
It's fucking great. I love pirate Ana!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@eGremlin
Its an overpriced retool of the Tal epic skin. It doesn't even have a parrot. or voicelines. Or special particle effects.

It is literally an epic-level skin.

likme
likme

@TurtleCat
instantly goes straight to projecting
user stop you tumblr queer moron. Maybe you should have thought about what you were doing when you became obsessed with shipping Reaper with soldier you dumb faggot.
shipping Metzen's selfinsert with his OC
You are so fucking retarded holy shit lol

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
It doesn't even have a parrot

But it does.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Enemy Widdowmaker
Stands right in the open in the middle of the map, totally unprotected
Headshots everyone the instand 1 single pixel of their head-hitbox gets in line of sight
In her Killcams it looks like whoever plays her is not even using a mouse. Her aim just "clips" from point to point, kind of like you turn left/right in an old 1st person dungeon crawler (might&magic <=5)
Decide to use tanks/shield/Defensematrix to counter the obviously cheating widdow
Jump at her as winston
Get killed by multiple headshots before I even land next to her
Try to protect my team as Reinhardt
She hooks up in the air and headshot kills me before I can even raise my shield
then hooks back to her original position mid flight (cooldown mod?)
Finally accuse her of cheating in allchat
Get banned from chat for 2 weeks right after the match ends - because of "insults"
T...thanks Blizzard

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Snarelure
It doesn't. The parrot doesn't actually appear during gameplay.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Nojokur
you too babe

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fuzzy_Logic
gay cat noises

Booteefool
Booteefool

@lostmypassword
only good skin in the entire event

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BunnyJinx
(not that guy you replied to) Really? Fuck this gay earth.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Booteefool
symmetra's is nice because it doesn't have the stupid nailpolish

whoever the fucking designer is at blizzard that gives every female character not wearing gloves ridiclously bright-as-fuck nailpolish needs to stop

takes2long
takes2long

@likme
shipping
When and how did you even come to that conclusion. And you accuse me of projecting? I don't even know what you're upset about.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BunnyJinx
who cares the bigger issue is hoop earrings the universal sign for trash slut. Such a problem girls have started memeing it because it damages earlobes.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spazyfool
People like you ruined Overwatch, and to a lesser extent all online gaming. Congratulations.
@Supergrass
Nothing would be wrong if it were priced as an epic tier. As is, it lacks anything to qualify it as a legendary-tier skin.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@eGremlin
its got a snazzy cape and gun and some unique voice lines.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Skullbone
Just remember that there are far better ways to get a large bodycount than guns and you should carefully consider all available options if your only desire is to get a high score

Firespawn
Firespawn

@eGremlin
I mean, I'm annoyed they don't do epic event skins anymore (I REALLY wanted a black and crimson Sombra skin) but saying Corsair shouldn't be a legendary is laughable. It's a completely different model, dude.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Wow, I just found out something kinda unexpected

It's actually ___Bastion___ that has the most recorded voice lines in the game.

Spamalot
Spamalot

this is my friend's first fps
he places in low plat

this is my first fps
i place in silver

why

Evilember
Evilember

@Spamalot
He's better at the game than you, next question

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

have the junkenstein no damage to the door achievement from last year
friends ask me to help them get it
they are... not really good in the game
5 hours of repeated suffering despite I tell them what will come, when and how to deal with it
finally reach the REZ round
make a mistake the first time in 5 hours and the door get damaged
everbody is angry with me
they are right

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
they are all shit too except for one . thanks redit you bee boopin faggot cucks.

TechHater
TechHater

anyone else slightly surprised doomfist didnt get any new skins?

waiting for a spehs muhreen skin so i can RP a terminator

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spamalot
Does that count all the ones from the uprising event?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TechHater
you're one of those cucks that shitsup /tg/ threads aintcha

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spamalot
play FPSes for 20 years (no life mode)
currently on the verge of dropping to gold
*insert any friend here, who has a normie life and plays a fraction what I in a daily basis*
they are all diamond+

Really makes you think putting any effort in anything is meaningless, life is meaningless and predetermined and you will always be shit in everything you do.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TechHater
full blown simian coon
empraas finest
No.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
high ranked in a bunch of other fps
continually yoyo in OW
the games just fucking shit. It's only defended by literal cuckolds.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sir_Gallonhead
My friend is SMFC in CSGO but forever silver in this game. It's a fucking BITCH to climb in Overwatch, god damn.

farquit
farquit

@RavySnake

actually no i exclusively lurk /tg/

it doesn't even need to be a 100% copy, I just want DF with a helmet and actual armor and actual fucking boots/shoes because I hate feet

@Emberfire

looking like
the same as actually being one

cum2soon
cum2soon

Nearly every game of comp has the team collapse over the slightest infraction and talk mad shit to each other
Holy shit, what is this gamemode, why are all these people so fucking upset at each other.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Which DPS character after Solider is easiest to learn? I have like <1 hr on all the other guys and none of them really "click" with me yet

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Firespawn
It really isn't. Its the Tal skin with modifications and cloak. That hardly makes it legendary. To say nothing of the fact that Ana is really fucking bad right now.

@TechHater
Screen cap me. Tracer and Genji will get new skins before Doomfist. Hanzo and Widow will get new skins before Sombra. Blizzard panders to the worst parts of their fanbase with those 4 characters, and it is really fucking obvious. OW deserves to die.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberfire
how come the majority of 40k fans on hirochan also ebin /pol/babbies

the empraa is a fucking turkroach btw so

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
is csgo even something people play anymore? i stopped playing after operation wildfire(i think)

@w8t4u
junk if you want to have fun while sucking

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Emberfire
Sombra literally got a skin in the last event.

farquit
farquit

@cum2soon
they all hate the game but keep playing with hollow esports dreams

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
It lost a decent chunk of players to PUBG, but it's still huge.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
Pol screeched stfu. Anyway turks didn't exist back then. He is a Trojan or something.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Short solo RPG scenarios/campaigns for each hero when?

RumChicken
RumChicken

All right so it's a long shot but is anyone doing Junkenstein's Revenge achievements? I still need to complete it on Legendary as well as all of the ones where the doors go undamaged. It's tough going in with randoms especially when they quit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
cs literally can't die.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
Most people on 4cham are racist, how are you only just catching on?

likme
likme

@Dreamworx
So did Widow. And Hanzo the one before that. Popular characters get skins at faster rates. You can't deny that.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lord_Tryzalot

nobody on this website is actually racist. it's all a facade because the word "nigger" is fun to pronounce.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

get gold placement
always lose 2 games then win 1
at 1.8k now

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Dreamworx
summer games trash
Doesn't count.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
people in anatolia were white until they weren't

bravo brainlet

MPmaster
MPmaster

@likme
Widow needed a lot of angry posts before she got skins.
Notice how Talon has no lore added to it out of all the uprising. It was rushed out to placate angry widow players.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PurpleCharger
im from csgo, was GE and easily reached top 500 in ow. hit top 500 in season 2 with 2-3 stars

DeathDog
DeathDog

Holiday crates should be available to purchase for real-life currency in off-season at a higher cost.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@DeathDog
I've got bad news for you.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@ZeroReborn
placed at 2900
lose 3 games right after that
2706

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Playboyize
who do you tend to play as?
any advice for csgo players trying out overwatch for the first time?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@DeathDog
no.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Bidwell
thinking greentext is just for quotes

Soft_member
Soft_member

I swear these people are like a parody of themselves.

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
off-tank (zarya, hog) / dps flex (soldier, tracer)

just play a lot and instead of wasting time thinking about your team's mistakes, focus on your own and consider the best possible playstyle / hero pick for every comp you're against.

or just instalock soldier and camp high ground and climb to gm that way

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

People keep leaving or throwing in silver
1 win from gold last night
now 1750
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE RETARDS

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
It's not even close to Tal or any other skin my dude, you're blind as hell. Also I do fine with Ana currently as long as the other healer is fucking Mercy :(

happy_sad
happy_sad

@LuckyDusty
RETARDS
Overwatch players ftfy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
I genuinely hate niggers. I will say that
I hate niggerlovers more than niggers though.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Inmate
Grinding with soldier is harder this season because d.va is fucking nuts and is a very common pick. But yeah if there's no d.va or if she's retarded, pick 76 and pew pew pew everything

girlDog
girlDog

@Dreamworx
How can we do so well on placements and then get absolute shitty team mates.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@kizzmybutt
TFW I just got that cute Mercy Witch Spay for the achievement <3

TreeEater
TreeEater

Your WM is given healing orb + mercy pocket+damage so she can kill mercy
still can't
mic opens up
girls voice
"I cant fucking kill mercy she moves too much"
"lay off, we can still take point with their mercy alive!"

cum2soon
cum2soon

@DeathDog
user the racists aren't even that bad. I'm of the belief that Paddock did nothing wrong.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TreeEater
It's true though, if you can't dink her head might as well just say fuck it and actually help in dealing damage with other people.
It's either she suddenly flies to someone, or she's behind ten thousand barriers.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Angela I brought you flowers
not now Genji
Angela why are you in bed with Mccree?...
Sorry pumpkin
ANGELA N-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Techpill
Techpill

@Dreamworx
Zenyatta's who can't orb the dps' target,
tanks who run away when they get shot at and suicidal DPS.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Dreamworx
@girlDog
finish placements for this season
first game of the season, I get DCd
next seven games, in five of them I have trolls / throwers on my team
This was one of those "why do I even have this shit on my hard drive" moments.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@haveahappyday
dating sim fighting game

whereismyname
whereismyname

@haveahappyday
HAHAHAHAHAHA the overwatch lore can fit on a postcard

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@haveahappyday
M rated VR dating sim

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
Symmetra Main here. Can confirm.
I play her on Defense and KOTH.
I play D VA on attack 2CP/Escort

RavySnake
RavySnake

@haveahappyday
knowledge and understanding of the Overwatch universe

So basically no one can apply because there's literally no L O R E in the game aside from Talon is evil and Overwatch is good.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

wouldn't it be funny if we put cum into Anas grenade haha

Soft_member
Soft_member

When the Mercy buff comes out, will OW finally die?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
Talon is evil
put the mexican and blm nigger in it.

Techpill
Techpill

@WebTool
its so poorly put together it falls apart at the slightest movement.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@askme
Play Pharah on Volskaya Point A
Flank left
Shoot at enemies from behind
Destroy all Symmetra Lasers
Destroy Torb turret
Force half their team to abandon the chockepoint and come chase me
Destroy Teleporter the second it was built
Dont get a single actual kill (despite having gold damage)
Team got the point thanks to me.
Have 1 death 0 kills
according to your logic I did something wrong.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@askme
less
FEWER

Spamalot
Spamalot

Daily reminder that Blizzard hates fun and it's only a matter of time before they gut your favorite hero like they gutted Lucio

Nojokur
Nojokur

Daily reminder that the next hero will be a black drag queen from numbani.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@New_Cliche
destroy some automated pew pew boxes
destroy a fast travel
team moves back a tad bit
don't actually kill anyone
die

Yes. Of course you did something wrong, you absolute spastic. Nobody fucking cares about you destroying some turrets or a teleporter, you didn't kill anyone AND you fucking died, now your team is outnumbered. Well good thing you destroyed those literal 1hp turrets. Good job.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nojokur
drag queens are p hot desu famallama

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Next one's up, move when ready:

/vg/thread/192183203#p192183203
/vg/thread/192183203#p192183203
/vg/thread/192183203#p192183203

takes2long
takes2long

@Flameblow
well you were right
8 total stomps
2 wins
2681
Time to lose more with a rank

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
Quickplay
Replace a Leaver/Rage-quitter
My team is on Defense Point B with <1 minute left
Still get 4 Golds as Dva

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@haveahappyday
reached plat
I did not know plat is something you have to "reach"... Don't you usually start there?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spamalot
Fuck this dude, I've spent so much time improving him. Finally climbed to GM playing primarily Lucio last season. The PTR changes to his wallride, while an improvement over the live server, still feel extremely rigid. Fuck Blizzard and the 144 tick servers.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RumChicken
Yes I'm still doing it, I need both the Endless hard door and the Expert +4 rounds. But I'm a console shitter.

Any tips except the obvious?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PurpleCharger
I just want Starcraft themed skins
Kerrigan DVa (with Hydralisk looking mech)
Raynor-Reinhardt
Medic-Mercy
Firebat Torrbjörn
Ghost Widdowmaker
and so on

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
no widow should be kerrigan, dva should be terran or protoss

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CouchChiller
I'm doing alright.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fuzzy_Logic
me
When someone says that I don't even know who said it most of the time. Protip: Refer to yourself as the character you play. If you play mc cree and want a nano, you say: Ana, Nano Mc Cree. NOT Nano me - because I don't know who you are.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@massdebater
niggers?
How to solve your problem
1. Deport everony with lighter skin color than an italian out of Australia
2. Deport everyone on earth with darker skin than an italian to Australia
3. Enforce a trade and communications and information embargo aorund Australia.
4. Trying to leave Australia is punishable by death
5. Remove australia from every world map. Posession of maps and/or globes of the world that have Australia in them is punishable by law
6. Aknowledging Australias existence is punishable by law
7. Every dark skinned person foud outside of Australia is executed on sight or deported to Australia and dropped of with a parachute - depending on the circumstances.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@DeathDog
Back when I was in Gold
reach level 2498
win
reach level 2499
MFW
Next Match
Write in Team chat: "If we win this I will reach plat so do you best"
Everyone instantly starts picking Torb, Bastion, Hanzo, etc on Attack. We had a nice team comp just before I said this
Fuck this community

JunkTop
JunkTop

Join Mystery Heroes
DEFEAT even before my reticle loads

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@StrangeWizard
@Illusionz
Widowmaker would be Nova.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I want more sentai skins, gotta have the OW rangers

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spazyfool
thank you user
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/180899#search=vaporsfm

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