/4ccg/ - GAME DAY GENERAL PART THE FIRST

Emberburn
Emberburn

Previous /vg/thread/191908581#p191908581

IT'S TIME BROTHERS

http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page

Stuff you need to read:
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
http://pastebin.com/D24CZBxp
https://pastebin.com/zdLmZs4y

Where can I watch the cup
smashcast.tv/(spam filter haha XD) or the wiki front page

Videos:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Videos

Anthems and Goalhorns
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Anthems_and_Goalhorns

Archived games:
http://archive.klaxa.eu/

Event Calendar:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Event_Calendar

Current Cup!
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers

Next Cup(s): Autumn Cup
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup

Autumn info
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Rigged_Wiki:News/Autumn_2017_Information

Current Invitationals:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hoc/_League_2017
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vp/_Bowl (yes, really)

PES 17 Info:
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2017

Previously:
holy shit dude
holy fucking shit dude
holy motherfucking shit dude

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http://archive.klaxa.eu/
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Event_Calendar
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https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/918633438919368704
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Save_Fixes
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idontknow
idontknow

PMB

FastChef
FastChef

Nuke Minnesota

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

3rd for /co/ winning the cup

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

get hyp

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
Rent
@FastChef
Free

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw i have no faith in myteam

iluvmen
iluvmen

What the fuck happened last thread? Supposedly with PMB

Skullbone
Skullbone

Do I need to know how to speak english to be a commentator?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Deadlyinx
Let's go /x/!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWodAv1KHaM

massdebater
massdebater

@Skullbone
yes. you also can't be a phoneposter

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Garbage Can Lid
Me neither, yet I'll watch whatever trainwreck happens tomorrow.
@iluvmen
People being new and not recognizing pasta

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
Someone posted the Canadafag pasta with PMB in the name field and newfags didn't recognize it.

PMB and Collie are arguing #RandomTactics on Discord.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Garbage Can Lid
I want to poke those cheeks.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Skullbone
no, EmbroideryAnon commentated too once

RumChicken
RumChicken

@idontknow
@CodeBuns
The “CUP ISNT FOR YOU PEOPLE! ITS TOXIC!” Shit again?

happy_sad
happy_sad

So, what recently revived team are you excited to see take the field for the first time tomorrow? For me it's gotta be /x/.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@happy_sad
/x/ for me too

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

RIP Grape-kun.

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
/cm/. It's a nice change of pace to have an anime team that isn't girls.

takes2long
takes2long

@StrangeWizard
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
/x/ and /cm/. I can care less for /fa/, but this will be /cm/‘s first game since 2016 and same for the other two.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@happy_sad
/a/

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@takes2long
I'm sorry user, but he's with his waifu in Japari Park now.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@girlDog
/y/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@GoogleCat
/cm/ is gonna have good aesthetics like the other anime teams though.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StrangeWizard
/myteam/ will likely choke hard tomorrow
Grape-kun dies
Yeah, I think I'll skip tomorrow's matches

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@girlDog
/m/

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PurpleCharger
/m/ are a nice change of pace too. I like /m/.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StrangeWizard
I need source

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Predict tomorrow's viewership by match

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BunnyJinx
Not rating /jp/ and /u/‘s aesthetics

The worst weeb team aesthetics are /e/‘s and that’s because they don’t have the face models. Even /h/ has better aesthetics

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nude_Bikergirl
Highest: /b/ versus /pol/
Lowest: /i/ versus /y/

RavySnake
RavySnake

@AwesomeTucker
https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/918633438919368704

girlDog
girlDog

@TalkBomber
That's the point. I said pretty much all anime teams have good aesthetics except /y/. That's why /cm/ will be more fun to watch than /y/.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@RumChicken
No, the CF ragequit pasta. It even said "I won't put again as Canadafag" in it I mean make an effort.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Snarelure
PMB is basically just CanadaFag with actual idiots defending him anyway so I kinda understand

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Snarelure
I fucked up, I know

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
oh fucking hell

FastChef
FastChef

@BunnyJinx
with actual idiots defending him
Who? I've never actually seen anybody go to bat for the guy. I've seen people defend DF, Gman, LEAR, even BGP, but never PMB. He might be the most hated person in cup history.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

All teams have been contacted directly, I'm just dumping this here for transparency.

Attention managers of /a/, /pol/ and /x/.

An error was identified in the AATF relating to height. Your teams have too much of it and this has only just been noticed now. I apologize for the timing. Essentially the AATF didn't calculate total team height correctly. The maximum height for a HA team is 4215cm, a non-HA team is 4185cm.

/a/ has 3cm too much
/pol/ has 5cm too much
/x/ has 2cm too much

Please list your desired fixes on the save fix page on the wiki ASAP. Please keep your height brackets in mind, and try not to break them when removing height from players. Please note, that if no fix is received 6 hours before kickoff, your team will be forcibly fixed so that you are legal. Again, apologies about the timing of this. I will not be around to implement these fixes, do not send them to me. You must list them on the save fix page, tomato will be handling the implementation and posting the final editfile.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Save_Fixes

@RavySnake
pic related

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod
editing a screenshot
Did PMB fuck your girlfriend or something? Why are you so obsessed?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperGod
Not understanding chocolate pudding

It’s my life

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

HEY

Evilember
Evilember

@Lord_Tryzalot
PMB stop being so mad at memes. Did your dog die or something?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

let's say that an e-celeb board gets created and they got a Veeky Forums cup team, what would it be like?
I think this would be the anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R65tv4V2Cyg

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CodeBuns
That team would be /4ccg/.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
This as a Goalhorn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDYMDfYmnEU

Nazi Pewdiepie as gold Captain

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CodeBuns
I bet that shadman would sneak in as a super sub

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spamalot
Too bad he is already on /co/

ripip /aco/ ;-;7

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
Implying /aco/ isn’t happening for the TTC

MPmaster
MPmaster

@girlDog
its just not the same

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lord_Tryzalot
talking about yourself in third person does not help when we know there are exactly 0 people in 4CC that would defend you

Snarelure
Snarelure

@girlDog
What would that roster even look l-
Oh my God. RWBY...

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
rhs did

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Snarelure
get to delete RWBY from nyaa whenever it airs
there's nothing more satisfying

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Snarelure
I bet you that literally me is the gold, and that’s not even a question.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
Skullgirls
Miraculous Ladybug
Capeshit porn

girlDog
girlDog

If you are a nats fan, I might’ve fucked your mojo up.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
At this point every Nats fan should be more than used to playoff choking

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@girlDog
It's going to be /tag/

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@happy_sad
Mfw I’ve still never seen my teams win a championship
Seen the yankees and giants win theirs
Islanders have been decades along with mets

I’ve never seen my teams have good playoff success. Even with 2000 and 2015, the mets choked fucking hard.

Techpill
Techpill

@happy_sad
Same. Hopefully /x/ doesn't suck hard, but just having them there will be fun.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
I just want to see /x/ in the cup. That group a will be hard to see any of them stuck in the fetus

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
I can't see /x/ getting lower than third in that group. Also I wanna hear The Grey's goalhorn again. Now that he's a medal it might happen a little bit more often than it did before.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PackManBrainlure
They should get 2nd if everything that they’ve done comes into plan. I like how the grey is now the new silver, so we can hear that more often. A perfect group would be one where /i/ and /y/ both advance

Booteefool
Booteefool

the grey is the new silver
:thinking:

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Do a test
8 solid mins of corner kicks
5 saves for my keeper in the first 10 mins

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Imagine a world where the teams that lost in the round of 16 won. How would the cup final change?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
/his/ would probably have a star.

FastChef
FastChef

@Methnerd
/his/
not /wg/

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@girlDog
I don't care who wins. I just want either of these assholes to beat the dodgers.

takes2long
takes2long

@Methnerd
If we did have that happen, the following would’ve been your quarters

/his/ versus /vr/
/wg/ versus /jp/
/f/ versus /int/
/d/ versus /g/

Literally would’ve been so much better. But no /tv/ would really suck. Same for /toy/

Evilember
Evilember

@takes2long
The final would've been /wg/-/g/.

girlDog
girlDog

@Evilember
I actually think it could’ve been /vr/ and /f/. /wg/ won all their games in the group stages 2-1, and /g/ did have a cakewalk of a group. But I can see /g/ taking 4th place

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@takes2long
For winter:
[s4s] vs. /d/
/toy/ vs. /int/
/vr/ vs. /m/
/h/ vs. /v/

For Spring:
/t/ vs. /lit/
/his/ vs. /co/
/po/ vs. /out/
/f/ vs. /u/

hairygrape
hairygrape

@ZeroReborn
/vr/ versus /m/

Light up the night once more

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this gnats game

Bidwell
Bidwell

page 9

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
0-6?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Skullbone
0-16 baby, can't wait for our new franchise QB Josh Rosen.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Skullbone
Nats.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Ignoramus
With that o-line you'll have him for all of 10 minutes

King_Martha
King_Martha

nats

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I COULDVE HIT A WALKOFF BOMB

girlDog
girlDog

@Gigastrength

I'll defend him any day. PMB is a great guy.

Also he's one of the few horsefuckers who is actually part of the target audience.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@girlDog
Hi PMB.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@girlDog
Hi PMB.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
the target audience of what?
the team? the board? the show?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Dreamworx
@lostmypassword
Sou was right, (you)s are particularily cheap this time of the year

iluvmen
iluvmen

What is the true value of a (You)?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@iluvmen
Depends how shit of of a board you are from for that to be even a thing.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stupidasole
They call it harvest season for a reason

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spamalot
I want to ask who are they, but that probably be as odd as asking people from /h/ who are 'they'. Too many organizations under the table.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StrangeWizard
oh fuck its true

PUT HIM ON THE ROSTER, just like "hell be fine", we need representation for someone who stayed loyal to their waifu to the end

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The cup isn't for people like you anymore. It's a sad and sorry thing, but that's just how it is. /4ccg/ and circlejerking has ruined the cup by making being a manager the hurt feelings championship if you don't succeed. You're never getting your cup of memes back. Not as long as long as being in the fetus instantly shitlists you from anything PES related until you mimic /lgbt/ and /his/ successes. Not as long as testing for hours a day isn't enough to qualify for the elites. Not as long as who you're affiliated with completely destroys peoples opinions of you. Not as long as every season teams in the top 8/4 OF FIFTY TEAMS are deemed shit.

If your team is shit, and everyone around you is talking about how shit your team is, there's literally nothing you can do about it but test and that kills peoples enjoyment. If you do shit, it feels even worse because now you're responsible. If you don't do shit, people will still call you shit until you stay consistently elite. Or the moment you stop being elite you're now a fluke and a hack.
Congrats you 9 point the fetus. You're shit for being there. Congrats you made the babby KO. Only the top 3 wont yoyo! Congrats you made the elite KO. Oh you're getting relegated next cup because you didn't look good.

Welcome to the 4cc in 2017. It's toxic. It never changes. It never will change. The cup stopped being about memes years ago. There are 0 benefits to memes other than 'haha I beat the tryhards!' for 1 in every dozen failed efforts. Which people lambasted in /ag/L anyway. All risk. 0 reward. So everyone tries hard. They're afraid of being /k/ or /y/. The cup isn't about you anymore. And it never will be. Bitch all you like. Nothing will ever change.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
Well Kaban is already on the team, maybe a grape-kun cardboard on her side?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@CodeBuns
@BunnyJinx
Yes they're going to make a roster change and a new aesthetic 12 hours before the game.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
@TurtleCat
Yeah I forgot about >/a/ being a fetus team, iirc one of their kits is KF related, maybe that?

Methshot
Methshot

@TurtleCat
you could just rename bag-chan for now, but its up to /a/ really

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
Wouldn't fit, as Grape had nothing to do with Kaban and frankly he fits /an/ more.

idontknow
idontknow

Grape-kun died
Who's to blame? Kadokawa or Takeshobo?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow

weebs

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methshot
Kaban is a completely different character though.
Grape-kun isn't big enough to do this last minute. It's not like Wakamoto died.

askme
askme

/4ccg/ talking about what should be on team rosters is always hilarious.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
and then they complain about 4cc core afterwards
it's fucking comedy gold

TechHater
TechHater

By next week nobody on /a/ will even give a fuck that this penguin died.
Somethings may warrant last minute changes in rosters but this penguin wasn't particularly relevant to /a/ while alive.

Techpill
Techpill

@TechHater
Yeah, aside the people interested on KF and those are having fun times with a mod.
That's why I suggested only the kit since they have a KF-related one, or at least the wiki says so.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I watched that kemono friends noodle commercial I'm practically a hardcore fan.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Harmless_Venom
https://exhentai.org/g/1126298/f82d026921/

idontknow
idontknow

@Stupidasole
Answer the question, you fuck
@lostmypassword

likme
likme

@idontknow
target audience of this dick amirite

FastChef
FastChef

we get to watch /mlp/ unironically win a match for once in 8 hours

RumChicken
RumChicken

hoo hoo haha hoooo boy ahahaha

takes2long
takes2long

we get to watch /mlp/

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

we get to watch >rape

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03qBqP2I4p8

cum2soon
cum2soon

@takes2long
@PurpleCharger
@GoogleCat
;_;7

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@iluvmen
I've noticed that I get more (You)s when I'm being honest than when I'm trying to bait.
Hahaha I'm going to fuck the (You) market.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
/an/ or /c/ will do something by their next roster poll

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Illusionz
Can't /c/ just sneak on a player before the cup since they're not in the fetus?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Deadlyinx
No. And they don’t need one anyway. The roster is done and it’s the best in years. I’d say /an/ but they got two friends on there already. Unless some anons want shoebill off, then grape isn’t on a team

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Gigastrength
Grape-kun isn't a Friend, his waifu was a Friend.

Should honestly replace Harambe, that meme's been dead for a year.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Nobody should have this dumb fucking bird on their roster.
Let boards pick their own teams rather than trying to force shit on them.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
implying penguins are birds

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Dreamworx
simultaneously says teams should pick who they want and that no team should be allowed to have a certain player

TechHater
TechHater

@Soft_member
He personally thinks one should not have them, but other hand it doesn't matter as the boards themselves should decide. Hope I helped with my autism.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
Have /an/ or /c/ even had a single thread on this?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TechHater
If he thinks his opinion doesn't matter then he shouldn't have stated it

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SomethingNew
/c/thread/2998665#p2998665
/an/thread/2503001#p2503001
Yes.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Raving_Cute
linking to other boards

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TalkBomber
Are you retarded

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Harmless_Venom
If I can get the managers to agree I'll have /a/ play in kemono kits with black armbands in honour of grape-kun.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberburn
How do you add black armbands?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evil_kitten
In the kit texture

askme
askme

@Poker_Star
Is there time to do that before the match day begins?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

wip

girlDog
girlDog

@Burnblaze
Why are Romanians so anti America?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@askme
No lol.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Burnblaze
Sweet, another static final-boss tier player that floats around the pitch.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Nojokur
He's mobile above the waist.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nojokur
Is it wrong to like those? I find them better than most of the full-body blenders that wobble around uncontrollably.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Booteefool
Not him, but it depends. Some are well thought and wouldn't look as nice if they moved and some are lazy. Only sportsfags hate them all unconditionally.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Burnblaze
losing to toblerone and tortellini

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Burnblaze
no eyepatch for Punished USA
And speaking about that, is Robben getting something to reference the recent happenings too?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Burnblaze
Not everything needs to be punished. And I have no requests for Robben.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stark_Naked
Is it wrong to like those? I find them better than most of the full-body blenders that are not punished

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RavySnake
It's not wrong, but they're really a /v/ kind of thing.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked
To be fair there were quite a few punished-worthy moments this past week. At least Messi doesn't need his eyepatch anymore.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Alright, so with the fetus starting today with a bunch of teams that haven't played in a while. How many EEEEEEEEEEE's are we gonna get today?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Playboyize
2
screencap this

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Burnblaze
Your bait is probably terrible and your opinions are even worse

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

page 9

FastChef
FastChef

tfw want to remove managers but the only ones who will argue for me are a technologically inept furry who's been dead for a year and PMB

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So, recently a new western-styled tortilla joint opened at my place and I went to check it out for the first time. I'm greeted by shit ton of spaghetti western posters on the wall so I scan through and...

pic rel
Lel. Odds of owner lurking?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
Ask him about Cunt Destroyer

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BunnyJinx
0

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Methnerd
Source?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@viagrandad
/r9k/ when they found a new manager

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
Are you in the US? That seems like a very unlikely thing to be able to keep on the wall if so.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Harmless_Venom
y-you can't display classic movie posters
Yeah, maybe if you live in one of the faggy PC parts of the country
the absolute state of both coasts

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
Maybe the boss has a natural tan

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@viagrandad
A mango

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef
caring about who agrees/disagrees with you
Clique mentality is why the cup is toxic, no joke.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What weeb food should I make for /a/ - /ck/ tomorrow

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Boy_vs_Girl
A Brock style doughnut.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Which merc is streaming today?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Boy_vs_Girl
A noose

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

today is friday the 13th
How are you combating awful luck for your team today?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

People still haven't realized that PMB only wants to #RemoveManagers to swoop in and fill the power vacuum as an export guy for /merit/ after

He's craving attention, because his wife would rather give it to Tyrone.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Boy_vs_Girl
OMURICE!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
Drink a can of Bepsi

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
Beef Stroganoff

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@FastChef
argue for yourself faggy boy

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Poker_Star
Horsefuckers

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
so when does the screamer pop up

likme
likme

@Boy_vs_Girl
Just watch a random episode of Shokugeki no Souma and make the first thing that shows up.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Poker_Star
hnnnnngh

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx

It's a fucking 10/10 film though, user. One of my fav westerns. Meme status aside, starts out jokey and you get a lot of laughs and ends in the worst kind of feels possible.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
muh dick

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I'm so pumped for Autumn (qualifiers) I'm gonna fill my ass with leaves.
Rules here: https://pastebin.com/7HfZKExf

/y/ vs /i/
/y/ - 1.70
Tie - 1.90
/i/ - 1.80

/k/ vs /x/
/k/ - 1.75
Tie - 1.90
/x/ - 1.75

/a/ vs /wsg/
/a/ - 1.60
Tie - 1.80
/wsg/ - 2.00

/ck/ vs /fa/
/ck/ - 1.80
Tie - 1.90
/fa/ - 1.70

/b/ vs /pol/
/b/ - 1.85
Tie - 1.80
/pol/ - 1.75

/mlp/ vs /cm/
/mlp/ - 1.65
Tie - 2.00
/cm/ - 1.75

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Garbage Can Lid
6 on /i/, /x/, /a/, /fa/, /b/, and /cm/
Hold my beer and the other 4 rigbux

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid

3 on /y/ winning vs /i/
3 on /fa/ winning vs /ck/
3 on /b/ winning vs /pol/
1 on /mlp/ winning vs /cm/

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm assuming the rules are the same

2 accy /i/ /x/
2 accy /a/ /ck/
3 accy /b/ /mlp/
2 on /k/
cheeky 1 on /wussug/

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Garbage Can Lid
4 on /mlp/-/a/ BIG MARKET accy
2 on /b/
4 on /k/-/y/ accy (slippery and lewd)

Techpill
Techpill

@Garbage Can Lid
4 on /fa/
4 on /cm/
2 on /fa/ and /cm/

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Garbage Can Lid
6 accy on /b/, /ck/ and /cm/ winning
4 accy on /a/-/wsg/ and /y/-/i/ being draws

askme
askme

@Garbage Can Lid
2 on /i/
2 on /x/
2 on /ck/
2 on /pol/
2 on /mlp/ and /a/ accy

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Garbage Can Lid
6 on /b/
2 on /y/
2 on /mlp/

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
6 on /i/ /k/ /a/ /ck/ /pol/ /mlp/
4 on /i/ /x/ /a/ /ck/ /b/ /cm/

FastChef
FastChef

@Garbage Can Lid
6 on /b/
4 on /b/, /cm/

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Garbage Can Lid
4 on /i/
2 on /mlp/
2 on /pol/
2 accy on /k/ /wsg/ and tie between /mlp/ and /cm/

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
3 on /k/
4 on /a/
3 on /pol/

Emberburn
Emberburn

>>192210492
It's too late

we all saw it

SniperWish
SniperWish

Now I want some donuts

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I want to fuck a guillotine

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Garbage Can Lid
6 on /wsg/, /i/, /ck/ accy.
4 on /mlp/, /pol/ accy

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Garbage Can Lid
2 on /i/
2 on /k/
2 on /a/
2 on /ck/
2 on /pol/

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Garbage Can Lid
I don't give a fuck right now, so I just randomly generated my bets.

2 on /y/-/i/ tie
2 on /k/-/x/ tie
1 on /ck/-/fa/ tie
4 on /b/
1 on /cm/

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Garbage Can Lid
3 on /i/
4 on /mlp/
3 on /ck/

RavySnake
RavySnake

>>192210492
god I wish that was my asshole

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Garbage Can Lid
4 on /b/ and /x/
3 on /wsg/ and /fa/
3 on /y/ and /cm/

RumChicken
RumChicken

How mad will big market teams be when a dead board with no fans and fake interest like /cm/ beats them into abortion?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RumChicken
Horsefuckers will be MAD AS FUCK if they don't qualify to Babby.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Garbage Can Lid
2 on /i/
2 on /a/
2 on /fa/

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RumChicken
it will be constant whining on /4ccg/ until Lear culls /cm/

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RumChicken
and tactics chosen by DF

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RumChicken
a dead board with no fans and fake interest
big market fags say this about literally every team smaller than theirs

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Deadlyinx
/cm/ is only marginally faster than /gd/ and /po/
they're going to be culled for getting as much interest because of DF and because their POI got more than it should
Gonna be funny. Do you think /4ccg/ will defend /cm/ if they kill /pol/ or /mlp/?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RumChicken
Very. Poll's fake and tactics are DF's.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@GoogleCat
/mlp/
Yes.
/pol/
No.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@GoogleCat
/4ccg/ will be all for it and threads will be full of >/pol/ or >/mlp/ until /cm/ actually does good. Then everyone will complain about DF and how it's rigged, Lear will go silent for a week after trying to damage control a while, then he culls /cm/

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Deadlyinx
it's happening right now nigga
literally mention any small team on this thread and you will have AT LEAST three people tell you their interest is fake and their manager is a merc guaranteed

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm a faggot who only visits 4ccg during cups.
Have I missed anything big in the last 2 months?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
cull teams because they have no board support
then add back teams despite them having no board support
and uncull teams despite they still not having board support
What the fuck is going on?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
/pol/
Yes.
/mlp/
No.

Lunatick
Lunatick

/i/ has those trashy /u/ aesthetics now
I hope /a/ doesn't do it too.

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken

Nothing of actual importance really.

Just lots and lots of shitposting.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Garbage Can Lid
4 on /ck/, /x/
4 on /a/, /b/
2 on /i/, /mlp/

Skullbone
Skullbone

It's liv

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lunatick
They don't, check their roster page

idontknow
idontknow

@Lunatick
they're trashy because /boardIhate/ has them

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@girlDog
Noice, that's what I like to hear.
Here's hoping for a comfy babby qualifier./spoiler]

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methnerd
@Crazy_Nice
@CouchChiller
@Techpill
@lostmypassword
@askme
@Fuzzy_Logic
@Boy_vs_Girl
@FastChef
@CouchChiller
@girlDog
@TalkBomber
@CouchChiller
@StrangeWizard
@Fried_Sushi
@Gigastrength
@Bidwell
@Carnalpleasure
Rigshop is closed, scream at me if I missed your shit

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RumChicken
/cm/ is back with the help of DF, he only got a slap in the wrist for that.
/fa/ is back led by fuji, so basically /p/ 2.0
/w/ culled after Goat had the obligatory manager meltdown and quit.
/x/ is back
Sou ran a PESathon with all teams, it 30+ hours of streaming, almost died.
Several memevitionals were streamed at the same time a few weekends to test multi-stream, turned out to be breddy good.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Please don't mess up again /a/
pls

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Boy_vs_Girl
wtf my dude I was third in line
@Snarelure

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lunatick
your mom's trashy dude

farquit
farquit

@RumChicken
/merit/ was reformed

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sir_Gallonhead
You know you are asking too much, right?

Evilember
Evilember

@Sir_Gallonhead
Will you be surprised!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
30+ hours of streaming
It was 28

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
I knew I'd miss one, this is why I told you to scream at me. Don't worry, you're in.

5mileys
5mileys

@Boy_vs_Girl
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't know what Rigshop is, I just like screaming

askme
askme

>>192213627
You failed

happy_sad
happy_sad

>>192213627
Fuck off, movie a shit
It's A E S T H E T H I C as fuck tho (\

Flameblow
Flameblow

>>192213627
Enjoy your vacations

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is this the right time to discuss removing managers?

likme
likme

that /i/rene blender

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Lunatick
352 viewers
Obviously yes

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The leather club is two blocks down from the art store.

idontknow
idontknow

/y/ trying to touch the hugline

JunkTop
JunkTop

Viewership is down 180 since the opening game of last fetus.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@JunkTop
B-but muh big markets

MPmaster
MPmaster

Dang.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

The stream video quality is horrible.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperGod

What is discord link to Veeky Forums cup?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
discord gg/dnGcQXt

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
It's in the pastebin in the OP somewhere.

viagrandad
viagrandad

saomeone from /i/ post a good shot of Midfielder GF its hard to see properly ingame

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Harmless_Venom
/y/ and /i/ are big markets
People are still filing in, the viewership's already up by like 60

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl

@TurtleCat

Many thanks

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PurpleCharger
/i/rene a cute

RavySnake
RavySnake

/i/ livemanagement

Firespawn
Firespawn

/y/ is winning a cup match

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Firespawn
/i/ are their bitch and they've fully embraced it

Flameblow
Flameblow

hey /i/. Next game don't forget to fix your corner takers pre match, alright? cool thank you.

SniperWish
SniperWish

auto a/d f9 gegen is winning a cup match

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
It's less surprising when you just think of it as /i/ losing, again.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperWish
f9 gegen is good though.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperWish
Not so fast!

idontknow
idontknow

@Harmless_Venom
tfw you agree but you could never convince the co to let you run a nonmedal striker

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

you know what /4ccg/? I miss /w/, they shouldn't have been culled. They had (relatively) good interest, /w/ should be brought back!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Poker_Star
Shut up, Lear.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Poker_Star
Too obvious.

JunkTop
JunkTop

<<192216335
Hi, Lear!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
I agree my friend!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Harmless_Venom
simply beautiful, thanks for posting that

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Harmless_Venom
Damn that's a good goal.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is it OK for me to cheer for multiple teams?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Booteefool
@JunkTop
I'm serious. Besides, /4ccg/ always whines about more teams. Just because Lear managed a team means you have to hate it?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake

no.

Nah I'm not your mother do what you want

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
As long as you cheer for my team

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Soft_member
It's a shit board and it was a shit team.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

one of these teams has to die

I can't bear it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BlogWobbles
Yes you are, user.

5mileys
5mileys

QD start setting shit up during victory anthems.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Nojokur

I ain't gonna be the type in the film you watch

DeathDog
DeathDog

running /toy/ sliders with HA
literally free for /x/

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Crazy_Nice
Two teams in Group C can't
Fucking end it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

only one match left today
christ that was fast lads

Spamalot
Spamalot

i can't believe /toy/ invented and own a set of sliders

Methnerd
Methnerd

@w8t4u
Imagine how fast it'd be without menu simulator.
#RemoveManagers

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm sorry, I still suck at this.
praised be our new overlord Magbo who is gonna manage tomorrow's match.
Also good on ya, SDA for kicking my butt yet again and sorry for being slow on the menus today

@Flameblow
I was dead-sure I set them up proper, triple checked and all
I honestly don't know what fucked them up

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
Git gud soon.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
I'm sorry, I still suck at this.
And you will continue to suck at it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
It's just divegrass son

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Bidwell
I bel/i/eve in you

5mileys
5mileys

@Bidwell
Corners reset to the golds in you sub players that were taking them pre-game. They remain if you do those subs during the match.
You NEED to fix them after the subs are made, it's allowed.
Good luck

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

/k/ is going to die again
fug dis

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Bidwell
/i/ bolieve in you.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

/k/ getting raped right now yo

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

this goalhorn
Fucking amazing

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND GUN

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

this goalhorn
good job /k/ management

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TalkBomber
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Why is this actually good

girlDog
girlDog

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/k/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@w8t4u
This is only match 2 of 6

Inmate
Inmate

When a goalhorn is just right
Based /k/

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Inmate
DELETE THIS NOW

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

HA 77 DMF scores an effortless corner
lmao lear

DeathDog
DeathDog

mlp shitters are breaking containment rules again.
Why isn't this shit culled yet?

takes2long
takes2long

@Inmate
Enjoy your holiday.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn
DUDE RULES LMAO

King_Martha
King_Martha

Slenderman is HA
Fitting.

TreeEater
TreeEater

implying you can shoot ghosts
dumb /k/

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

manager cocksucking on stream
remove managers and remove that fucking commentator

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@King_Martha
few teams have a lore reason to run HA but /x/ is definitely one of them

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PurpleCharger
Remove soccer

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TreeEater
You're either not shooting enough, or your gun is too small.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Inmate
/mlp/
/pol/
/out/

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stark_Naked
See, this is the kind of logic that made /k/ lose. Damage Immunity: Physical just doesn't allow for discussion.

5mileys
5mileys

How many people will Kaban kill today?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Booteefool
What's soccer?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Ignoramus
Something you put on the foot

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Booteefool
Football
Fixed that for you, Amerifat

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'm looking forward for some more Gondola action

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What the fuck is Gondola doing on /wsg/

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
it's part of their culture or something

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys
0 due to not playing

Emberburn
Emberburn

@lostmypassword
he's on loan, just like in spring

viagrandad
viagrandad

@lostmypassword
No culture, so they have to steal some

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

3 (three!) purple conditioned players on the pitch
/a/ is just too good right now

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@lostmypassword
comfy gondola gifs are huge on /wsg/

he's just so pure.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Burnblaze
https://youtu.be/4LILwqcaKqI

eGremlin
eGremlin

wait, where's all the gay shit? Is it reserved for the actual babby?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@AwesomeTucker
/a/ match
530 viewers
Good to see that the toplads ongoing campaign to kill the cup is succeeding.

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
for a fetus game while everyone's at work
Nobody watches the fetus.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
Yeah, cause /his/ is "hosting" the fetus.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

And /a/ is kill again. What a surprise.

Supergrass
Supergrass

LGTSS:
/a/

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

/a/ will stay in the fetus

hairygrape
hairygrape

who's commentating?

Methshot
Methshot

@Supergrass
0(0) - 5(3) in under 20 minutes. Amazing.

WebTool
WebTool

@Ignoramus
Lear's HA fix in action
LMAO

viagrandad
viagrandad

Random Tactics fags want a big market team to play like this forever without any chance to get better

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@viagrandad
Random tactics would probably be an improvement over /a/ atm

Methnerd
Methnerd

What the fuck is with this interception spam
Fucking nigger managers just scramble your tactics and go ffs

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TechHater
So you're saying it's a bad idea to make teams with real fanbases play in a fetus against nofans autopilots?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

0 (0)
Ah yes

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@viagrandad
random tactics are the only way /a/ will ever play in a real cup again

Evilember
Evilember

@viagrandad
without any chance to get better
implying each season's re-roll isn't a new chance to get better
When did "random" become "always good or always bad forever"?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Bring back PWJP

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

/a/nime btfo

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

all those cardboard cutouts
on a team trying to be AESTHETIC
I'm disgusted.

hairygrape
hairygrape

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

/a/ being garbage as usual

This is why /jp/ is better

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

mfw /a/ is eliminated on day one

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Guys 3 out of four will quality, one loss isn't the end, fuck maybe even 2 if we win agaisnt the right team.

That being said HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Carnalpleasure
mathematically impossible

idontknow
idontknow

@Carnalpleasure
No one's out until Sunday.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Carnalpleasure
Not out unless you die on sunday

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'm curious to know how the hell these games work out on the /a/ manager's computer, since there's absolutely no improvement whatsoever.

Inmate
Inmate

@Evil_kitten
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Supergrass

Nice esports mentality fags

RavySnake
RavySnake

Literally being carried by Accelerator right now

askme
askme

@Inmate
Sorry, I'll get your 12th place ribbon ready.

StonedTime
StonedTime

/a/ will be goalless in this cup while /i/ and /y/ already have goals

Unless /fa/ and /ck/ are garbage, /a/ is looking to be dead

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SomethingNew
False
@idontknow
@Nojokur
4th place could be decided as early as Saturday. If /a/ lose again, they're almost guaranteed out.

Soft_member
Soft_member

/a/ thread deleted
losing in the fetus
Just disband the team already.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StonedTime
It's /ck/

WebTool
WebTool

@Evil_kitten
OWN GOALS

likme
likme

/a/

Inmate
Inmate

@likme
At least she's cute.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@hairygrape
anybody knows?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Inmate
Being cute here only means we make for a good doujin while spending time in the rapedungeon of the fetus

farquit
farquit

Is heading just the wrong thing to do in 17 or some shit? Have we had a good header so far?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
Can't get raped if you are aborted.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@lostmypassword
Who do you think is the one who's getting impregnated with the fetuses to abort

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@lostmypassword
implying

w8t4u
w8t4u

@farquit
Yep @Ignoramus

iluvmen
iluvmen

Your fat savior denied my ball because of HIS WIFU

DeathDog
DeathDog

the state of /a/

whereismyname
whereismyname

Congratulations /wsg/ on your first win since summer 16’! Same for /x/, as their last win was against the aforementioned /wsg/ in autumn last year

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
no, they're just shit headers

RumChicken
RumChicken

Am I even meant to be angry at this point? Manager-kun.

MPmaster
MPmaster

/a/'s new season-relevant anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AYlFzx3Bkg&t=0m53s

idontknow
idontknow

Well, that was a load of shit.
Congrats to /wsg/ for the win.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

At least there aren't too many people watching us flop if it's only the qualifiers.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stark_Naked
You can go up on 1 W 2 L when three advance

cum2soon
cum2soon

I think I'm ready guys

askme
askme

@idontknow
SEETHING

Playboyize
Playboyize

boicum
removemanagers

Evilember
Evilember

/a/ sacks Jojo
/wsg/ wins with Jojo meme as MVP
POETRY AND POTTERY

Flameblow
Flameblow

/ck/'s management

SniperWish
SniperWish

@JunkTop
You can also lose on that in a 9-3-3-3 if your GD sucks.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@idontknow
Please git gud before the next game because holy shit /a/ was completely shut off this match.

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw /a/ fans will bandwagon /yourteam/ hardcore if /a/ gets aborted

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SniperWish
You can also get relegated on 6 points.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzcNx3x-Kj4

FastChef
FastChef

reeeemove managers

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

A-at least /a/ has management.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StonedTime
In all fairness, /ck/ are pretty fucking garbage. And this is a format where it's pretty likely that 1 singular win gets a team through

@idontknow
You ran longball on one of the worst formations to use longball on for most of the match and it showed with how limp-dicked the offense was. pls git gud soon

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Lunatick
I don't think there are any /a/ fans left to bandwagon. People have stopped caring about the cup.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Burnblaze
Not with 3 advance

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Dreamworx
@askme
@Booteefool
We're not running lang ball anymore.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Poker_Star
It's possible as long as you're /a/. I bet they can get relegated on 9 points somehow.
that fucking /ck/ stadium

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why is boicum managing /ck/, wasn't that guy /sp/?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@idontknow
Good luck against /ck/ and /fa/, I'd prefer /a/ over either of those two teams.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lunatick
Leaf hates it!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

/ck/ aesthetics and stadium

They win best aesthetics easily

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
Lang Baal is fucking great in 17. You just need to apply it properly.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Ignoramus
/i/ was better

Supergrass
Supergrass

/fa/ comes back
immediately becomes the team with the worst music of the cup
How in the fuck

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Ignoramus
Every time the camera changes angle I see a new meme in the /ck/ stadium. It's great.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Nude_Bikergirl
Just like socialism

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

come home
/myteam/ lost
At least my IRL team is winning.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
Yep they're going to make a good villain.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Is /fa/ the new 4cc villain?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Someone needs to find /fa/ a better fucking horn

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
we NEED managers otherwise teams will suck

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Who’s ready for /b/ and /pol/ to kill the chat? Also, I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS SO THE FLESH WOUNDS WILL TAKE GREATOUS ON YOUR FETUS

idontknow
idontknow

@Fuzzy_Logic
Lose or Lose, I was born for this day

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fuzzy_Logic
I unironically like that song

likme
likme

/ck/ is the hero we need.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CouchChiller
Same. I’d mix it with un Owen was her?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@girlDog
/ck/ is sucking
The system works!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow
niggers vs jews, who will win

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@PackManBrainlure
With_jews_you_win.png

w8t4u
w8t4u

IT'S /ck/'S YEAR BABY WOOOOOOOOOO

TechHater
TechHater

PERFECT HAT TRICK

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEra1BHxxEU

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

PMB discussing no managing on /mlp/

massdebater
massdebater

@PackManBrainlure
Negros because their shekel pool is closed

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

new villain's first game
loses to an auto-pilot bot
THIS WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT

Firespawn
Firespawn

trash HA export beats good non-HA export
lmao

FastChef
FastChef

Reminder

iluvmen
iluvmen

@FastChef
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Steve's MRE reviews.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
nice.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hey, I'm making coffee. How do you take yours?
Black
With cream
Cream n' sugar
Hat trick

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Good luck, /pol/!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
Black?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Negroes against the “”””aryans”””””

Emberburn
Emberburn

I really wish Suule would stop commentating so much

farquit
farquit

@Need_TLC
Hello /sg/

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Emberburn
He’s not like tenko, but it’s a thicc accent

iluvmen
iluvmen

2014 cancer vs 2016 cancer

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@w8t4u
The accent isn't a problem, him trying way too hard is

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberburn
oh so that's his name.
His voice is awful and commentary is weak.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn
this tbdesu. he's not the worst and he's sometimes insightful, but he pretends to know so much about whatever he's talking about. at least it's only a qualifier.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Miss /ck/ match
They won
My favorite player scored a hat trick
I'm happy they broke the losing streak

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@VisualMaster
Don't try to act tough, you sissy.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
/ck/ are gonna get demolished their next two matches but it don't matter they're still babby bound

viagrandad
viagrandad

@GoogleCat
With cream?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@iluvmen
2016~ cancer
ftfy

TechHater
TechHater

@viagrandad
Coming right up, MADAM.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Remember when Chinkmoot went full jew and DrBoris got concerned and considered on /qa/ turning 4CC into money-making scheme for 4chin?

Bidwell
Bidwell

no staple tapeworms

DROPPED

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TechHater
Cream n' sugar?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What a bad miscue by /b/

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ERIKA!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@DeathDog
t. Nanako.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RumChicken
Hat trick?

SniperGod
SniperGod

THE STATE OF /POL/'S GOALKEEPING

takes2long
takes2long

playing /pol/‘s goalhorn when /b/ scored

Nice job

askme
askme

@takes2long
baited for this exact response

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

So how many corners have been scored today? One? Out of maybe 10?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

fetus attendance record
All it took was adding /mlp/ to the group.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

825 viewers

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Boy_vs_Girl
1 match-deciding HA corner header, 1 other that led to a possibly match-deciding goal

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
3 largest boards also present
surely that has nothing to do with it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
Reddit brings in the numbers, who knew

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
It's almost like the people who post here don't understand what the fuck they mean when they talk about cup viewership.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stark_Naked
@Nude_Bikergirl
/pol/ were there last time and now we have more viewers because /mlp/ is there.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

pes dies before /mlp/ match
Oh-oh, looks like that remote CE hookup didn't go as planned

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

try to make smashcast work for the last 1 hour
tried different browsers private/incognito mode etc.
all qualities of stream
nothing fucking works
just kill me

w8t4u
w8t4u

*cums in your co-manager*
I just NTR'd you, whatcha gonna do now?

StonedTime
StonedTime

draw
Ayy lmao, mad props to you /b/, let's hope the /bol/ alliance pulls through

Nojokur
Nojokur

(((Jews))) and Assad worked together for this miserable draw.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@kizzmybutt
Try as hard as you can you ain't stopping /cm/ from scoring at least two corner goals

likme
likme

@BunnyJinx
Just use streamlink (livestreamer is out of date).

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BunnyJinx
just use fucking livestreamer you mong

MPmaster
MPmaster

@likme
livestreamer is out of date
Is it? I use it and it works without a hitch

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
Fuck you in the ass, so even if he's your co manager, he's still my co-manager.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PurpleCharger
it all me
I spamed /ptg/. /sq/ and dodged mod with my own thread

feels good man

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
he stealth posted this on the general
Holy fuck you genius

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@MPmaster
you can stiil use livestreamer you just replace streamcast urls with hitbox urls

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StonedTime
You're a shit manager and you should resign. I don't get why board didn't sack you yet. Fuck off nigger jew.

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster
For livestreamer the atest release is Version 1.12.2 (2015-05-02)
And streamlink
Streamlink 0.8.1 @cdrage cdrage released this on 12 Sep · 21 commits to master since this release
Livestreamer should still work, but it hasn't been updated in years.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Which teams have copied /lgbt/, /u/, /an/, or /toy/ this cup?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Supergrass
/wsg/ is the only total clone.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

post yfw /mlp/ gets BTFO by the autopilot

idontknow
idontknow

go into /mlp/'s thread
even they're shitting on PMB and removing managers
wew

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

that YoI blender

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I saw the script: /mlp/ will win with /cm/ and /pol/, but they will lose with /b/.

massdebater
massdebater

@Supergrass
/wsg/ are a near perfect /lgbt/ clone, /x/ ran /toy/'s sliders, /cm/ and /ck/ are both somewhat similar to /u/, and nobody with any goddamn sense would ever rip off /an/

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Astolfo will slay the horses.

TechHater
TechHater

boris is confusing gay teams

happy_sad
happy_sad

I WANT TO FUCK ASTOLFO

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@massdebater
/cm/ is /jp/

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Deadlyinx
draw a girl
call it a boy
muh

Evilember
Evilember

that fucking placeholder

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

this is who i root for

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I thought using HA was supposed to get you free wins?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PackManBrainlure

Methshot
Methshot

@PurpleCharger
Doesn't work with random tactics

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

HA would lead to free corner goals he spammed

massdebater
massdebater

@BinaryMan
HA silvers
not even once

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why not just force everyone to be a manlet? That would kill HA

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
hit the post twice
3 keeper saves
They were so close.

Supergrass
Supergrass

https://pastebin.com/ndjpfBj3
#RemoveManagers

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Supergrass
(You)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
Reminder not to remove managers, but rather to prevent bad ones from managing.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Supergrass
that twist at the end
That said, nothing will happen, no matter how tall the wall of text is.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Supergrass
Newfag to this entire drama here, but personally I'd just do away with removing live management. Force everyone into pastebin mode and leave it at that.
Also get rid of mercs, by simply making aspiring managers somehow prove that they have experience with the board they want to manage.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Supergrass
leaving in the Myuer bit at the end
You blew it

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Supergrass
Shut the fuck up attention whore

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Supergrass
Well memed, but you forgot to change the Myuer at the end. You get a (You) anyway.
I'm not even that anti-manager, as long as the tactics are interesting.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RavySnake
That /mlp/ /cm/ game was pretty good for a team with no changes and one on autopilot.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RavySnake
We did that in 2015-16 but stopped because fucking mercs like >lark got in anyway

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Gg to /cm/, hope the males (cute) make it out of the fetus. Scared the heck out of us in the first half. Good luck to everyone tomorrow!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@hairygrape
@likme
Turns out it's my internet being a nigger since gook cartoons ain't downloading either
Ehh fucking hell I blame the date

happy_sad
happy_sad

Why are there no webms of the mlp match?

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
salt

5mileys
5mileys

@Inmate
@happy_sad
It's probably because jannyboy will delete them for Rule 15

FastChef
FastChef

What is the best way to test?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@FastChef
testing

DeathDog
DeathDog

@FastChef
don't be /a/

Emberfire
Emberfire

@FastChef
don't

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@FastChef
What do you consider best? Most accurate? Fastest?

WebTool
WebTool

Hope you enjoyed the first day, sorry for delays and flubs and whatever else.

Also Discord Video is kind of shit it turns out. It eats bandwidth and CPU like a motherfucker, hence bad rigcam and stream quality, and plus there's that weird thing where it makes things flash when I'm trying to pick the PES window for capture. Pretty sure we'll be crawling back to Skype for the next two days.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@massdebater
Hey, you could rip off Spring /an/'s sliders. /toy/ did

Flameblow
Flameblow

@WebTool
Ah shit, that probably means I'm out for commentary. Too bad.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@WebTool
Discordfags btfo

Methshot
Methshot

@WebTool

We're talking this quality for reference (This was before changes during /b/-/pol/ match). The framerate was stable but artifacting was horrible. Skype would start dropping frames but had less artifacting. Audio quality was okay though, much less robot than Skype.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

does anybody have a /co/ feels guy?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Methshot
HD 240p

Firespawn
Firespawn

@FastChef
with a 2nd controller

Spamalot
Spamalot

@viagrandad

In static frames everything is good and readable BTW. It's just during motion it artifacts like that and carries 2-4 seconds into static frame.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@hairygrape
/y/-/i/: Marqod
/k/-/x/: Suule, Cardboard Box
/a/-/wsg/: MarcoZ
/ck/-/fa/: Cardboard Box
/b/-/pol/: Suule, _North
/mlp/-/cm/: Boris, SDA

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@cum2soon
Marco was actually a pleasant commentator. Are we sure he's really /r9k/ and not a merc?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@AwesomeTucker
he is /p/ Army now

Firespawn
Firespawn

@AwesomeTucker
Thank you, I tried to be a little more energetic since the last time I did any commentary (de beta bowl) cause I sounded tired and quiet there

SniperWish
SniperWish

@FastChef
Five matches, 10 minutes, friendlies conditions (all semi-hard arrows), opposing team starting XI with most recent sliders/preset (unless the formation you test against switches things up), subs at 65.

Pay attention to the goals scored and attacking direction screens along with the stats.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@cum2soon
I wish people would say who they are when they commentate.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@cum2soon
Don't allow Suule into the call anymore thanks

Firespawn
Firespawn

@cum2soon
Cardboard Box is a nice commentator

DeathDog
DeathDog

@hairygrape

Maybe he would hesitate to let him commentate if there were more commentators present today. He was missing people for /b/ vs /pol/ and that was a pretty high profile match.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@iluvmen
On one hand /ck/ won and Perfect Coffee got a hattrick, on the other they struggled to defeat a literal lol formation.
I just want my old /ck/ back.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@iluvmen
are you fucking kidding me

King_Martha
King_Martha

>>192245535
not recognizing Myuer copypasta
not recognizing a fake trip
It's really hilarious how you think you can talk shit to anybody when you're so stupid.

@Supergrass

look everyone! I'm autistic
AND you're posting with your trip
Let me just save that for ya, pal.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@iluvmen
I'm mad I didn't see it until it was pointed out

DeathDog
DeathDog

@iluvmen
So this... is the power of managers... whoa...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen
@BunnyJinx
@Skullbone
@JunkTop
@DeathDog

It's a fluid formation, it can look dumb on start off and still be fine.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

which ded team had the best anthem?
/diy/

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
It's 5-3-2/3-5-2 on fluid, Fuji is just a gigantic memester

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
either /3/ or /ic/

idontknow
idontknow

Looks like le toucan may have bailed but here's the rig shop day 1 results all the same! (Note I'm not doing odds so toucan you're still on the hook).

Rankings!

@Carnalpleasure
12.6 (Note: Only successful accy bet [/x/ and /ck/])
@Fried_Sushi
12
@askme
7.1
@Crazy_Nice
6.75
@Fuzzy_Logic
6.7
@Methnerd
4 (Note: Just held 4. BARELY COUNTS.)
@CouchChiller
3.6
@CouchChiller
3.3

Everyone else got 0 and I'm just >>(you)ing

@Snarelure
@CouchChiller
@Techpill
@lostmypassword
@Boy_vs_Girl
@FastChef
@girlDog
@TalkBomber
@StrangeWizard
@Gigastrength
@Bidwell

Rigbucks taken: 176 Rigbucks
Rigbucks paid out: 56.5 Rigbucks

The house always wins...

Emberfire
Emberfire

@idontknow
forget to count my bet
forget to pay out my 1 rigbuck on /wsg/ bet
more rigged than ever

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Emberfire
This is what happens when you use nonstandard naming conventions. It didn't grab /wussug/.

But anyway fair enough. That guy has 2 rigbucks. GJ

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@5mileys
Why would he, he didn't delete the pic in OP

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

anyone watching /hoc/ league?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stark_Naked
No

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
...except he commentated with someone, but i have no idea who he was because he was only able to say like 4 things all match. You can call it timidness if you want, but suule clearly thinks he's important. suule please fuck off.

Flameblow
Flameblow

anime will die

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Flameblow
doubt that

girlDog
girlDog

Who was the commentator who vlogged about how /b/ was his first board and claimed he was from 2003?

TechHater
TechHater

@Stark_Naked
Nope, not really a fan of icefight, so it didn't get interested on it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@girlDog
probably _north

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Flameblow
just like me haha

Evilember
Evilember

@cum2soon
Why does /mlp/ always get the best color?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog

@cum2soon

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Narratives for tomorrow's games:

/y/ v /k/: /y/ is in on a win, a draw is pretty safe barring the 4-4-4-4 meme. /k/ can survive losing but if /i/ wins the next match things get really dicey for its survival.

/i/ v /x/: /x/ is in on a win, a draw is pretty safe barring the 4-4-4-4 meme. /i/ can survive losing but if /k/ won the last match things get really poopy for its survival.

If both /y/ and /x/ win: Sunday's /k/ v /i/ game essentially becomes a playoff.
If both /k/ and /i/ win: It's 3-3-3-3 and group stage math intensifies.

---

/a/ v /ck/: /ck/ is in on a win, a draw is pretty safe barring the 4-4-4-4 meme. /a/ can survive losing but if /fa/ wins the next match things get really masaka for its survival.

/wsg/ v /fa/: /wsg/ is in on a win, a draw is pretty safe barring the 4-4-4-4 meme. /fa/ can survive losing but if /a/ won the last match things get really bootleg for its survival.

If both /ck/ and /wsg/ win: Sunday's /fa/ v /a/ game essentially becomes a playoff.
If both /k/ and /i/ win: It's 3-3-3-3 and group stage math intensifies.

---

/b/ v /mlp/: /mlp/ is in on a win or draw. /b/ is in on a win. Both teams can afford to lose without things getting too bleak.

/pol/ v /cm/: /pol/ is in on a win. /cm/ is in a really bad spot if /b/ won the previous game.

if both /b/ and /pol/ win: The group is almost locked in, for /cm/ to advance over /mlp/ would require /mlp/ to lose to /pol/ and for /cm/ to beat /b/ for a 7-4-3-3 group. A slim victory for /cm/ paired with a slim defeat for /mlp/ would not be enough.

farquit
farquit

@Booteefool
Sorry, I had difficulties following the rigcam, and I'm not a big tactics person, which left me with a lot less than I wanted to say. The match would've been a lot more quiet if were just me.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stark_Naked
actually yes, probably only because i know icefight. but the aesthetics are cute even though they're shit, the commentary is good and the matches are fun from time to time. It's fun watching a 2-6-2 attempt to beat a 3-3-4 to death

JunkTop
JunkTop

/w/ still on the home page
update when?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@JunkTop
They just got culled, the leaf was forced to do that despite all his attemps to save them.
Matter of patience user, we are taking baby steps here.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@JunkTop
Never, people got played out by Lear and /w/ will play as autopilot to "pad spots" in Spring Megababy.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
I think tech does those and he's not the most liv person even when he actually is around

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TalkBomber
Yeah, how can we make them into ecelebs if we don't know their names?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

As the fetus dawns it comes time for [s4s] to announce the results of our le rostere polle.

Only one player change will be made to the current roster, as voted by the question where we asked how many changes should be made to the roster. That change will be Introducing out for new player Ojamajo Doremi. Please enjoy this cute new addition to the team, and one of the prominent new memes of this year on [s4s].
One medal change will be made as well. Nice grill will be returning to the second silver medal spot this Autumn, as she just barely beat out Swaglord in the vote for the spot.
About the same amount of our nice friends who voted in the le polle think our aesthetics should be higher quality as think they are fine at the level they are. Some of them think we should have lower quality aesthetics. We'll try harder in the future on this, probably. None of us know shit about aesthetics so thats a bump in the road, but we will persevere.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nude_Bikergirl
Ojamajo Doremi
Now to wonder why is that series [s4s] related.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm bored, start some drama about managers or something.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stupidasole
Metagross is a cuck

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Boy_vs_Girl
wow metagross, are you going to stand for this?

FastChef
FastChef

I want more stuff like this

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@FastChef
ok

Emberfire
Emberfire

Tfw /i/ and /y/ is really shaping to be a rivalry

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberfire
I like the impending /a/ /ck/ derby more

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
Fake news

Booteefool
Booteefool

CLELMPSHIT

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Nude_Bikergirl
SES isn’t a silver

Suddenly disapoint

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
/a/ has won 3 out of the 5 encounters with /ck/

SniperWish
SniperWish

Did anyone like that dad and uncle goal that /i/ scored? That was something of magic that could’ve been top quality spaghetti.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SniperWish
#rare
amazing goal really. love dad&uncle as well

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
Just a sick move past the /y/ goalie and it hit BOTH posts. I thought it just grazed the line, but PES actually favored /i/ for once

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Nude_Bikergirl
Not enough to give them a draw or win though

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger
That’s just on them entirely. Close game but it was a good effort. /i/rene choked hard along with midfielder GF. But they had almost two 77 goals, which would be impressive on its own

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Booteefool
It'll be 3 out of 6 next.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
You mean 4 out of 6.

Inmate
Inmate

@TurtleCat
/a/ loses to a dogshit /ck/ that squeaked a win against an equally crappy /fa/

It’s a battle of who’s a shittier team. I think that /wsg/, /ck/, and /a/ promote though

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Inmate
implying any team on the fetus have quality at all
implying /fa/ won't meme their way to a cheeky 3rd place
implying /a/ - /ck/ won't end 2(1) 0 - 0 3(1)

Evilember
Evilember

@Raving_Cute
Considering how the monster in /lgbt/ started because of fucking /wsg/, the fetus could be real. Or you just meme your shit and get some easy pickings that has your team trump everyone else.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

klaxa fucking WHEN

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Folks, I've decided to switch it up a bit and this season of 4CC Handegg will be tag teams.
/spvr/ and /mlpol/ are happening for sure. Please suggest some other tag teams and their combined players

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Ignoramus
rams

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fuzzy_Logic
I just realized that after that poster was made, both teams died
RIP

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Ignoramus
/eu/

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
Clots

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Ignoramus
/can/ pls

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Ignoramus
/gf/ again?

RavySnake
RavySnake

whats the worst fetish and why is it feet?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@RavySnake
preggo is worse

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Dreamworx
Feet are worse.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
Handholding is worse and you know it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

cuckold is the worst fetish and there's literally no debate except from cucks.

Inmate
Inmate

Hot Trash Takes
/y/ 2 - 1 /k/
/i/ 0 - 3 /x/
/a/ 4 - 2 /ck/
/wsg/ 2 - 0 /fa/
/b/ 1 - 1 /mlp/
/pol/ 2 - 3 /cm/

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Inmate
/y/ 2-0 /k/
/i/ 2-1 /x/
/a/ 3-1 /ck/
/wsg/ 4-1 /fa/
/b/ 1-3 /mlp/
/pol/ 0-1 /cm/
This is the closest predict you'll see in this thread or I'll eat my righat

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Ignoramus
/uk/

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
@Ignoramus
@Lunatick
So far my list is:
/vrsp/
/mlpol/
/eu/(mainly because /u/ would never agree to it if they had a choice)
/aspx/(RIP Undertaker ;_;)

I'll do at least 8, but probably 16, so keep suggesting

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
If /jp/ is fine with this, I want /jpm/ to happen

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Inmate
/k/ 2-1 /y/
/x/ 1-3 /i/
/a/ 0-1 /ck/
/wsg/ 4-3 /fa/
/mlp/ 0-5 /b/
/pol/ 1-1 /cm/

iluvmen
iluvmen

people STILL think /a/ is gonna win anything

RavySnake
RavySnake

@iluvmen
Not everything is set in stone. /a/ could suprise us tomorrow or disappoint them and send them back to the fetus

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TechHater
/vpan/

JunkTop
JunkTop

@iluvmen
Welcome to PES, where the worst fetus teams have the same chance of doing well as the best elite teams... or they would have if managers were to be removed.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
Don't think your shins are safe just because you added up the rigshop tonight. Appreciate it, I passed out halfway through the cup day. Should be fine tonight though. . Leaderboard (which is just for Qualifiers, it'll reset for the Babbies) is in pic.

Here's how I added it up, which is the only important way:

@Methnerd
4.00 (held)
@Crazy_Nice
6.75
@Snarelure

2.00
@CouchChiller

0.00
@Techpill

0.00
@lostmypassword

0.00
@askme

7.10
@Fuzzy_Logic

6.70
@Boy_vs_Girl

0.00
@FastChef

0.00
@CouchChiller

3.30
@girlDog
0.00
@TalkBomber
0.00
@CouchChiller
3.60
@StrangeWizard
0.00
@Fried_Sushi

12.00
@Gigastrength

0.00
@Bidwell
4.00 (held)
@Carnalpleasure
12.60

Profit makers today:
1) @Carnalpleasure
- 12.60
2) @Fried_Sushi
- 12.00

Total bet: 182 RB$
Total paid out: 54.05 RB$
Total profit: 127.95 RB$

The house always wins.

takes2long
takes2long

@JunkTop
Shoehorning remove managers

Hi colliebro! Fuck off

Lunatick
Lunatick

@takes2long
Not me
#RandomFormations

viagrandad
viagrandad

Remember that no matter what happens to the teams this weekend, we should be nice and supportive!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@viagrandad
This

JunkTop
JunkTop

@viagrandad
I had no expectations and /myteam/ has already 3 points, whatever I get this weekend is already a gain.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
Final List
/vrsp/
/mlpol/
/eu/
/aspx/
/r9kk/
/hisfa/
/tga/
/om/
/cktv/
/muint/
/socbiz/
/slit/
(12 teams so I can use playoffs mode)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool
If anyone wants to send me a roster on discord for any of these teams besides /vrsp/, feel free.
Otherwise you have to deal with me deciding who's waifu is gold for /tga/

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sir_Gallonhead
How many players in a handegg team?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Perfect Coffe MASTERPIECE

cum2soon
cum2soon

So does any fetus team promoting have any chance at heading back to a elite cup? It’s been 4 years almost since /y/‘s last appearence in a elite cup, and nearly 5 for /fa/

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nojokur
28
All 5 medals(1G/4S since this is tag team) medals play both offense and defense + 12 other starters and 6 on the bench

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool
Change it to /kr9k/, it looks less awkward

Inmate
Inmate

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'm pretty sure the whole point is to be awkward

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead
See this is why they do school shootings
Because people like you won't stop bullying them

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sir_Gallonhead
Lina is Gold for /tga/

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
@Inmate
@New_Cliche
/r9k2/

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperWish
That might be a bridge too far.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SniperWish
How do you get 28 from that?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spamalot
6 starters on offense (5 of which are the medals)
6 benchwarmers on offense
5 offensive linemen
11 starters on defense (5 of which are the medals)
I assume he's not counting kicker/punter (even though they are people that actually exist too, just ask my buddy Scott Norwood) otherwise it's technically 30

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Sharpcharm
Not every player on a tag team has to be a new player.
If you run out of ideas at 20-something just throw in both teams' normal medals as 77s or something

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Playboyize
You could just go the old school /vpr/ route and make everyone but the gold a player from the normal teams two years later, that's still the most disappointing a TTC roster's ever been

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spazyfool
@lostmypassword
@King_Martha
@Sir_Gallonhead
the floor is benis

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
No, /fitn/ is the worst of all

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Can I suggest /scs/ - Shit Cute Anime Girls Say if one drops out

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Fuzzy_Logic
this is good

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fuzzy_Logic
there is no way to load up 28 players relating to [s4s] and /c/

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Booteefool
[s4s] has lots of cute girls

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Need_TLC
well yes but getting 28 of them would be a stretch
/c/ mods have also deleted a few [s4s] threads recently as well

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
Not every player has to be related to both boards, one can get individual players from each.
By the way, "Shit Cute Anime Girls Say" could include meme quotes from animu girls

JunkTop
JunkTop

LADS

LADS

/a/

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Booteefool
There's no way to load up 28 players relating to any of those tags.

girlDog
girlDog

@JunkTop
/wsg/ are who we thought they were! That's why we took the damn field. Now if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let 'em off the hook!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Grape-kun for /an/ soon?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
I can confirm this is 100% accurate

@Spazyfool
This guy is right @Sir_Gallonhead

Just make Marc Lépine as the Captain
And use Pumped Up Kicks as anthem

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

page 8

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
Keksandra isn't sucking a dick?

TechHater
TechHater

@Lunatick
No. Keksandra is pure.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
Keksandra
pure

DeathDog
DeathDog

missed day 1 of babbies

Did the prophecies about the viewership plummeting come tru?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@DeathDog
babbies
It's the fetus user

TreeEater
TreeEater

@DeathDog
Nope.
We actually had the highest attendance for a qualifiers.
Thanks, reddit.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

/u/ kills every fun team to be killed by the only team lamer than them

Was summer 17 kino?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

/y/
/4ccg/ is for _

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@lostmypassword
@TreeEater
based as fuck

inb4 /mlp/ >>>"""(((surge)))"""<<<

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Burnblaze
Flirting with cute anons

WebTool
WebTool

Is /mlp/ reddit or anti-reddit now?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Burnblaze
Seeing my team lose

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot
Did she just let out a vagina fart

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@WebTool
I know that le thinking yellow ball is reddit
so really you should tell us instead

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
tfw your cute user is banned

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Deadlyinx
memes that are not used by redditors are reddit because I said so

How can you be so ass sore for a logo that lost 1 cup ago?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@DeathDog
it's another sameface recolor
*yawn*

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@VisualMaster
aren't used by reddit
I mean, you should know

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Supergrass
huh?

WebTool
WebTool

@SomethingNew
you were the one saying they were reddit lad, I was just making shit up

way to ruse urself huh?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
reddit spacing
there ya go!

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperWish
this amount of plebitude

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

doesn't know that "reddit spacing" was used on Veeky Forums since its genesis, probably hasn't active long enough to know
knows what kind of spacing is used on reddit

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@DeathDog
Falling for 8gag's Reddit Spacing meme

Spamalot
Spamalot

@viagrandad
wtf is wrong with you guys, /cm/ on board tactics are playing better than /a/. How can you not find one decent autist. Fuck that (((council)))

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BinaryMan
someone gets called out on "reddit spacing"
they immediately become furious and try to defend themselves as hard as possible instead of just letting the shitpost go
I wonder what this could possibly mean

Methnerd
Methnerd

@VisualMaster
You're right, le thinking ball isn't reddit.
It's twitter, facebook and discord. Somehow much worse.

idontknow
idontknow

the 4cc is now more about managers and their tictacs than meme teams fighting to see who is the suprememe
#RemoveManagers

Emberburn
Emberburn

@idontknow
PMB please

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spamalot
[REC] was the best found footage film ever.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@idontknow
This is what happens when circlejerking becomes supreme

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stark_Naked
Muh man, predictably the sequels suck ass.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@idontknow
the 4cc is now about nagging Removers that are not managed at all
#ManageRemovers

Flameblow
Flameblow

@MPmaster
[REC]2 kinda held. Kinda. 3 and 4 were a disaster, though.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
@MPmaster
Expecting anything made by Catalans to survive for long before going to shit.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TalkBomber
what a topical thing to say

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
Heh, I remember that pic related.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
/cm/ tactics were made by a longterm /jp/ tester. /a/ council is completely new to PES.

massdebater
massdebater

Le thinking ball is reddit regardless

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Rorona made tictacs for /cm/
Rorona confirmed for fujo?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Nude_Bikergirl
Does the rock you're living under feel comfy?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@JunkTop
Very comfy, you should join me some time.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
You know that managers basically make them go win, right? If we just talked about the team and players, we are essentially talking about which AI knows how to put a ball in the net

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Playboyize
You know that managers basically make them go win, right?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@VisualMaster
/k/
Your fucking arguement against managers

Cry me a fucking river

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
Oh no no no no, right now I'm just highlighting how retarded the "managers make teams win" argument is.

If we just talked about the team and players, we are essentially talking about which AI knows how to put a ball in the net
Exactly. That's what would save the cup. I wish we could go back to this.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Harmless_Venom
Managers provide the tactics to win. You lose because another teams tactics are better. I hate talking managers regardless, but that’s what /4ccg/ has become now

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@VisualMaster
implying

Snarelure
Snarelure

Happy Halloween lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHgyMKRbEW0

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@idontknow
commentators now talk about teams getting new blenders rather than new memes
#RemoveAesthetics

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Stupidasole
Blenders=Memes

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Stupidasole
Placeholder Cup fucking when?

askme
askme

@LuckyDusty
Everyone except /fa/, /soc/, /t/ and /adv/ are now banned from competing. The few existing aesthetics they have are also removed.

massdebater
massdebater

IT'S THE NUTSHACK

cum2soon
cum2soon

team is literally based on fashion
End up having the worst kits

Supergrass
Supergrass

Wait fuck I just realized why /a/ always does so badly. Because /4ccg/ is so AB/a/ and because the board itself hates outsiders, they usually don't get merc managers that can win games consistently, so their best choice is throwing shit at the wall and hoping that something will stick.
Incidentally the only cup they won had no managers.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Supergrass
You know that /a/‘s second best run was practically theirs, right? Too bad they got /trv/ rather than /h/. Would’ve been a better final

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

HT getting buttmad that Boris has #hotopinions on stream

Methnerd
Methnerd

@VisualMaster
"oh no my /ag/ butt buddy is being called out for faking a poll better defend him!"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Methnerd
faking a poll
again?!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

New thread when?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Garbage Can Lid
Ideally never

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Garbage Can Lid
C-cute!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@VisualMaster
@Methnerd
Everything Rorona said was 100% right though, not even /ag/

takes2long
takes2long

@Booteefool
I'm fine with Roro because she's actually /cm/ and I don't disagree with what she's said, I'm not fine with fucking imbecilles coming out of the woodwork to tell Boris he's wrong to be mad about a poll with no verification made by DF and with tactics on it which were decided by two or three votes.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

We can have another round of /gd/ killing [s4s] in the group stages. Just throwing that out there

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater
[sbants]

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@haveahappyday
We can have another round of /vp/ vs. /sp/ too

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@takes2long
and with tactics on it which were decided by two or three votes.
Why does that matter? Should no massive majority just mean /cm/ has no tactics?

happy_sad
happy_sad

stop getting mad at everything

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Need_TLC
They shouldn't have been respected in the first place. We know DF is in more circlejerks than not, and what are the odds random /cm/ lurkers just so happened to know that PES17's big thing is height abuse, wide attack, 3-5-2, offensive?
Bullshit, I'm not buying it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperGod
They didn't buy it. That's why 1 or 2 votes decided it. Maybe people just wanted goalfesets.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Need_TLC
Should no massive majority just mean /cm/ has no tactics?
Look, I'm not gonna blame anyone here for not being during dragongate, that was some time ago. But what we learn that time was that numbers are irrelevant when DF is involved.
I'm fine with /cm/ being back, but DF shouldn't have poked his nose.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Gigastrength
And /tg/ versus /h/ if you want that 2015 rematch, which would be great.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperGod
Rorona would have done that regardless of the poll though

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@happy_sad
holy fucking shit dude

idontknow
idontknow

@Emberburn
And yet the ultimate PES17 meta tactic just happened to win as opposed to 5-4-1 super offensive narrow attack or some other random retarded combination, right? Just a coincidence, just like 17 personas was a coincidence.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Methnerd
You lose because another teams tactics are better.
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. You can't watch one game and say for certain "the winning team had better tactics." Variability between matches and trends across matches can differ sharply from the result of any single match viewed in isolation.

Inmate
Inmate

@idontknow
That implies random means people don't think. You don't have to be a soccer fan to know that's 5-4-1 super offensive is retarded, or 4-3-3 super defensive is retarded.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
That still doesn't explain how this supposed ""random"" crowd of gay weeb board lurkers got 3 out of 3 options right:
- wide attack with HA, focusing on crosses
- 3-5-2
- super offensive

takes2long
takes2long

@Deadlyinx
I thought the question in the poll was only about how offensive should the formation be. Nobody asked them about if they want a HA crossing attack.
They got a wide offensive 3-5-2 with HA to score goals, and switch to a 3-4-3 counter langbaal to try and be even more offensive.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx
Super offensive 3-5-2 is pretty obvious with 'people who dont know what the hell this is want exciting games' and the other was almost a pure 50/50 split.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Deadlyinx
There was no HA option in the poll

super offensive
This isn't 16, it's not the best tactic.

whereismyname
whereismyname

we should just use pes on the snes

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
the "Wide" option said this, word for word:
"Outnumber them on the sides and cross the ball in to tall strikers"

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Carnalpleasure
Not really, why as a rando would you choose 3-5-2 and not say 4-3-3 or 3-4-3? Especially with a description like this:
Control the game... even more!

Wouldn't you choose something that says "Throw everyone forward" or "Play aggressive" if you're also choosing Super offensive?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@whereismyname
Hacking that game is really fucking easy so I've thought about adding 4cc teams there a few times, but doing things that take effort is annoying so
And as a bonus I was planning to use the BR hacks as the base for the amazing voice acting

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
literally the only difference is 2 votes in any direction for all the offensive tactics
Pretty sure that does just fall in to standard deviation.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@ZeroReborn
@Soft_member
Also remember Rorona and Tech admitted to voting in the poll soooo

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Soft_member
Or DF voting multiple times\making his circlejerk vote to have a perfect PES17 meta team and claim it's ""the board's will"" while getting a literal /lgbt/ clone.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Dreamworx
It got a clone of rorona's teams though. The /lgbt/ manager said himself it's not an /lgbt/ clone.

massdebater
massdebater

@Supergrass
Only because people bitched hard enough that Rorona got called to do the tactics, and she still respected the """board's will""".

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Dreamworx
Show me the circlejerk.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
/ag/
Rorona
HT being buttblasted that Boris DARED INSULT A TEAM ON STREAM!!
@Illusionz
Ramen doing the initial blenders
Cancer.

Bidwell
Bidwell

DF gives /cm/ a /lgbt/ clone
/ourboy/ beats them anyway, brings the DF menace closer to its end
Absolute legend.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stark_Naked
Oh yeah how could we forget /ag/'s agenda is for everyone to let DF have his own plaything.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

/cm/ is an /lgbt/ clone
The /lgbt/ manager is literally laughing at you retards

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperGod
That spoiler
Yeah, those are glorious.
I have an ISSS cartridge with a spanish hack, it has real rosters, the VA is side-destroying tier, and it freezes whenever you wanna save after completing a stage of scenario mode.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
All I'm seeing here is /aesco/ is rigging votes for /cm/ because DF is in it, by that logic.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Carnalpleasure
Right, so it's just a coincidence that HA wide 3-5-2 won that poll by two or three votes when we know that some people in DF's circlejerk were involved in making /cm/ and knew about a banned manipulating cunt making the team before everyone else. Seems legit.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SomethingNew
/cm/ users know about a /cm/ poll before anyone else
Fascinating.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BlogWobbles
Ramen, Tech and HT
/cm/ users
Sure, fellow circlejerker.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
The other two literally admitted it during the discord town hall
HT suddenly knew about it beforehand now
You can skew the facts all you want but just about everyone in the town hall, regardless of circlejerk, was for /cm/'s poll standing.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Tech isn't even in /ag/.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Dreamworx
HT didn't vote in the poll?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

this circlejerk defence force
lmao are you even trying

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Why is the cup general consistent of the worst dregs of the Veeky Forums anime sphere?
The people who consecutively hold the shittiest opinions on anything, you know the kind.

Fujoshit purge when?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lord_Tryzalot
Two things here. Most people were for /cm/ being allowed to play.
The tactical part of the poll was bullshit and quite clearly DF trying to influence tactics. It shouldn't have been allowed.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

defending Boris in 2017
Bad idea!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
I have never paid attention to the circlejerks, what the fuck is wrong with Boris?

Was it the Summer 17 rig? I kinda pity him because the virgin Bors forsook his cup to the Chad Lear

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