/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Last Thread:
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list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers

Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/43970/esea-s26-w3-froyotech-vs-velocity-esports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvM6Mg0VtO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P40_kd-mS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUj_VqbAJkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jtqe9YiUK0
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1154632827
http://tf2r.com/k7g1g9s.html
http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/teamfortresstv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GiveMeTheJam
http://tf2r.com/kvu717a.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/7619dm/this_update_will_probably_have_the_most_balance/dob5fgy/?st=j8pxcxah&sh=2fb0e745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYHZJN-jB8
https://youtu.be/oUj_VqbAJkg?t=77
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_r6etzhcQ
https://clips.twitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PCDUaNz43E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRDn3NPE0Jg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhG7O5N_F1E
http://tf2r.com/ks0oeep.html
http://tf2r.com/kh2706f.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/b4nny
https://memorado.com/iqtest
Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Post that TF2 picture. You know the one.

cum2soon
cum2soon

the

Flameblow
Flameblow

haha yeah

TechHater
TechHater

This picture?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

ah, this one

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

no, surely you meant this one

Bidwell
Bidwell

Surely you meant this?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

No, post the blue one with the class mains.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why are you guys shitposting so much today?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Reminder that Velocity is going to be 0-5'd by Froyotech tonight at 11 PM. Match details here: http://www.teamfortress.tv/43970/esea-s26-w3-froyotech-vs-velocity-esports

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

because i'm extremely depressed and need something to do

farquit
farquit

Cause they now know their precious update won't drop on a date they thought it'd drop on. They're letting their frustrations out on the thread

TechHater
TechHater

@Bidwell
This season has been pretty good for webms

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

reminder that reading biba's posts will give you cancer

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

reminder that the pyro update was not worth waiting for

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
Nah, there's plenty of good shit in the older seasons, I just never saved it or made webms before i61.

FastChef
FastChef

where the hell do people sell their unusuals.

Methshot
Methshot

@Stark_Naked
Why not play some TF2? or chat with some tf2gs?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
I still fucking love good spy plays. He sucks dick most times over sniper for picking, but when that backstab lands it's hilarious.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methshot
ive already played tf2 today

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TechHater
how many of the people on this are still here

DeathDog
DeathDog

I'm really the only one left. The others only show up maybe like once or twice a week, but not as much as ya boy

My favorite Meet The Team video for Team Fortress 2 is prolly Meet The Medic

Emberburn
Emberburn

thoughts on the new shitposters?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

low quality, not even entertaining

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Trash and forgettable, to be honest

Lunatick
Lunatick

my mom says im pretty good

Firespawn
Firespawn

reminder that this is the face of tf2

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
Respectable yet fun loving adult who loves the game? Pretty good face of the game desu.

farquit
farquit

im trying and that's what counts

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What's this I hear about that Kamen Rider set getting hit with another DMCA?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

No one fucking cares, dude. Go take your hateboner for Vipes and stick it up your own ass.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yo my dudes, know any good toaster mods?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Dreamworx
That wasn't for that, VipesWannabe.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Carnalpleasure
VipesWannabe
?

DeathDog
DeathDog

I can't find a Hydro match for shit.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Illusionz
how many times you gonna post this

Supergrass
Supergrass

Did someone say DMCA?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Supergrass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvM6Mg0VtO0

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Illusionz
just fucking google it jesus it's not hard to find

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Supergrass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P40_kd-mS8

Emberburn
Emberburn

How long until he breaks out the "Vipes is such an awful person he'd lie about his own mother being dead" horseshit?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUj_VqbAJkg
that fucking healthkit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jtqe9YiUK0

Methshot
Methshot

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1154632827

Did someone say Deus Ex?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Garbage Can Lid
Literally me every time I play spy.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Methshot
stop silling your shit vipes

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Bidwell
why is 6s so boring to watch?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Garbage Can Lid
God damn, b4nny is so shitfaced.

@JunkTop
It might just be that you don 't enjoy something a lot of other people enjoy.

likme
likme

@JunkTop
he didn't make that

whereismyname
whereismyname

/vg/thread/191934172#p191988009
Yeah, 3k hours before the game went to shit lmao

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TalkBomber
soontm?

5mileys
5mileys

@Bidwell
Reminder that no one gives a shit about competitive tf2 except man children.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Reminder that TF2 would be even more dead than it already is if it weren't for b4nny still giving a shit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

do you really want to die on a hospital bed

MPmaster
MPmaster

The entire competitive scene is b4nny

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

He isn't the whole scene, but his stream definitely gets the people coming to see comp

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

http://tf2r.com/k7g1g9s.html

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
Actually, b4nny fanboys only watch b4nny and don't give a shit about the actual scene. They just want to watch b4nny and not keep up with any other player because b4nny is so good. They don't realize the scene is a lot bigger than b4nny. Right now he's just the most famous competitive player is all. Honestly, b4nny fanboys are pretty annoying overall.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Burnblaze
half
viva

that's it

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
Human still posts, videogames was literally here last thread, and Cody comes around occasionally to post the same loadout he's had for years. Also, Geel was here not too long ago as well.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Bidwell
Roughly 20 minutes until this starts.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

i always thought the human posting was just people parodying human

Geel comes in every now and again to shitpost about something (probably while drunk) then immediately fucks off
I don't know why he posts considering all the people he knew in the old thread are gone

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
I dunno. Several of my friends started off watching only b4nny but then started watching tf.tv with me.

iluvmen
iluvmen

It is people parody-ing him

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
I used to be the same way, because b4nny was all I knew. Now I watch both NA and EU matches. I feel like the EU scene is a bit more lively and flexible right now, actually.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Bidwell
Agree with you there wholly. NA feel like they try to do what Froyo does too much.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/teamfortresstv
Stream live here. Waiting on casters to get in.

@King_Martha
Yeah, and you get yelled at in PUGs and such for offclassing or running something that isn't seen as the meta.

5mileys
5mileys

@Fuzzy_Logic
tfw no marxist casting

DeathDog
DeathDog

@5mileys
Row's a pretty good caster, I kind of hate Marxist's voice.

likme
likme

but he actually showed up for real yesterday
I have sources that can confirm

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@DeathDog
He and Row are a good duo though. Plus despite the voice he's always super on point about the match, the players, and what to expect.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CodeBuns
Yeah, but he has an awful voice. I'm not too familiar with Cornpop, though.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
It is pretty annoying. Guess I'm just used to it since I played with a demo who had a similar sounding voice

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
He has the stereotypical "my parents bought nothing but bottled water in my youth" gay white boy voice.

WebTool
WebTool

@Methshot
Pretty much my old demo in a nutshell.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Casters in, waiting on players now.

King_Martha
King_Martha

That knuck vs. b4nny death comparison
That's just so wrong. Knuck is new to invite, too.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@King_Martha
It's laughable how retarded this comparison is.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
Yeah, it's just meaningless numbers.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

50 of those Shamoo frags were from a single game, lol

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

what a great queue system :)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Holy shit that mid. Velocity game strong this season.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@ZeroReborn
standin
found your problem senpai

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

froyo being too cocky here

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Putting up more of a fight than Ascent.

@AwesomeTucker
I bet that bit where they didn't cap mid was intentional because Habib wanted to try to spawncamp on forward.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
before that map i played 3v3 badwater

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

That cheeky backcap. God damn, this is way better than the Ascent match already.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stark_Naked
What country

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Crazy_Nice
Yeah, unusual plays throw froyo off. But they came back strong this round.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Skullbone
Canada nigger

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RavySnake
Yeah, they took a round and that's more than I expected from them, to be honest.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Need_TLC
literally and philsophically dead might as well be eurocuckold country
Just play a community server and pretend to be human.

Lunatick
Lunatick

oh jesus this is getting savage

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

God damn it, Froyo, fucking cap the point. This is painful.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Cow mangler OP, pls ban

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@New_Cliche
infinite ammo is actually an advantage

Firespawn
Firespawn

@New_Cliche
Yeah, especially on this map. Velocity is doing really well again this round, they even killed Shade twice.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Firespawn
I dunno what Froyo is doing. Showboating is really not their thing but some of these plays are something you'd see from like lowpander

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BunnyJinx
I honestly thing in that situation they got so caught up in trying to keep Velocity in spawn so they wouldn't have to play more Granary they forgot to cap.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What are some disgusting cancerous names for weapons?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hyper agression from Froyo.

cum2soon
cum2soon

If you don't gofast on Granary you end up playing super slow because it's so easy to stalemate this map.

Evilember
Evilember

I hate my life -quote from demo gunned down by scout

eGremlin
eGremlin

W + M1 scouts

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Carnalpleasure
if you want some cancerous names put up a roll. you don't get it for free

happy_sad
happy_sad

About time. That was a NICE drop.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@happy_sad
Excellent work on his part, but his team forfeitted the uber.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
Yeah, their dummy scout walked right into a sticky trap, though.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

gg ez

girlDog
girlDog

At least it wasn't 5-0

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Should have been 5-0 imo. Froyo doing retarded shit.

massdebater
massdebater

It's so easy to forget that once upon a time, Muma was one of the best demos in this game.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

please change that filename

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
What a fucking faggot, holy shit.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fuzzy_Logic
No.

@Spazyfool
To be fair, he'd been playing Overwatch for a year before that LAN. He only attended as a favor. Though even before he quit he had messy rollouts because while he had good dm, he didn't want to practice. So he got cut.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Give me the most disgusting piece of shit furry name you can come up with. I want rawrs, I want x3's and I want cancer.

Skullbone
Skullbone

does anyone want to mge?
I play scout at a sub-steel level.

I'm also down to just queue

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CouchChiller
to be fair he's been playing overshilled
That's even worse
@cum2soon
Meatshot :3 XD *nuzzles u*

Nojokur
Nojokur

@cum2soon
Kekistan Lives

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Skullbone
id?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@cum2soon
Scattergun

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@cum2soon
would you yiff me? i'd yiff me x3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
Haha EPICLY meatshotter ;3 x333! *nuzzles u* check em.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Need_TLC
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GiveMeTheJam

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
i luvv tha meat in meatshot haha x3! *yiffs u*

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@cum2soon
Kurt Cobain's massive amount of horse porn.

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn
It's a tad bit too long, i'll rephrase it. It'll still have the same general idea.

King_Martha
King_Martha

i'm actually starting to become worried that the update will meet and exceed all expectations and revitalize the game for several more years

takes2long
takes2long

same number as before.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@takes2long
*shoots aids at (you)*

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
LOOK MORTY I'M A PELLET

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@takes2long
I wuv big cawks in my boipussy

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@takes2long
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBB XD

Techpill
Techpill

@takes2long
I actually do like some of Nirvana's songs.

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
perfect

Inmate
Inmate

http://tf2r.com/kvu717a.html

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

when will i be able to wear this in-game

happy_sad
happy_sad

thanks for the raffles

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

you're not welcome shitposter

Techpill
Techpill

Not me btw

Firespawn
Firespawn

how do i know

JunkTop
JunkTop

Trust me

SniperGod
SniperGod

Hey not me, can you tell me what C&NB means cause I haven't gotten solid answer yet it's like they don't want to tell me and I just want to know.

SniperWish
SniperWish

cunts & nigger balls

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
Tracer has absolutely no personality.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@JunkTop
sure she does
fast
english
lesbian
you've got loads of personality there, i can't wait to see her tear into scout with all of that charm and charisma

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So this update, is it going to be a giant relaunch of TF2 with a much improved matchmaking system making it like overwatch and paladins

Or is it just pyro weapons and a new map?

I mean they are taking the effort to make a new SFM short

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i won a raffle

hairygrape
hairygrape

win a midfight you shitter lmao

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

x_x

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@kizzmybutt
YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING OF DEJA VU
She turned into a meme within the first 6 months, that's impressive

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Sir_Gallonhead
i'm sure it wasn't difficult for that to happen. each character only has a couple of lines for certain events. i haven't even played the fucking game and i know a lot of the memes from it.
cheers love the cavalry's here
it's high noon
justice rains from above
and so on and so on and so on. i have this conspiracy theory brewing that blizzard did this intentionally because they knew the lines would become memes if they were repeated enough, easy way for people to market the game for you and you don't have to pay voice actors for a lot of lines. they took a shortcut to making memes when tf2 just made jokes that became memes because they were funny. the sandvich became a meme because the idea of sandwich being one of the strongest items in a shooter is absurd and comical. "you ever get that feeling of deja vu" became a meme because tracer repeats it a lot. one takes substantially less effort than the other but the result is exactly the same. just look at /tv/ they repeat unfunny garbage all the time but they repeat it so fucking much that it becomes a meme.

Inmate
Inmate

Anyone know of a way to modify the game so Intruder Alert plays whenever the intel is taken? Can this be done client side?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

why machina tho

TechHater
TechHater

@Poker_Star
probably the latter
I really hope it's the former

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Carnalpleasure
being this much of a hothead

JunkTop
JunkTop

@GoogleCat
What is that image supposed to meme?

viagrandad
viagrandad

remember to play with sv_bepis 1

w8t4u
w8t4u

@GoogleCat
/tv/ has been trying to recapture the magic that was baneposting and is currently the animated corpse of baneposting since 2012. get the fuck over it, you're never going to do it again.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@viagrandad
sv_bepis 1
what does that even do

eGremlin
eGremlin

@JunkTop
Coca Cola tried to make some shitty e-sports fanservice and people made alot of edits of it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
Weird. Thanks, user.

RumChicken
RumChicken

they're not porting tf2 to source 2 though, I think that was settled in 2015

Methnerd
Methnerd

bonk scout walks through entire team
they all immediately forget he exists as soon as he's out of sight
destroys teleporters and kills people from behind until he's finally random crit
rinse and repeat

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
stickyjump over the entire battlefield
go to red's spawn
there's already sentries (plural) at last

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
so that's what they are for
good to know
i now understand 200 iq jose.gonzalez mindgames

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

medic with red badge
only heals the one heavy even when he's on max overheal

Skullbone
Skullbone

give pyro the cloak

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BunnyJinx
you should always keep pocket fully healed, everyone else can get a medkit and should only be buffed if your pocket is 100 percent overhealed AND isn't underfire. the only exceptions are critheals, stalemates, or another teammate is currently underfire and cannot currently get a healthpack

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

good morning tf2g!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i said "good morning" not "good night", how are you guys

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BlogWobbles
trade holdan'

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Going to work late

5mileys
5mileys

post I made calling the devs bad on reddit is getting upvoted

is reddit becoming less bad?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

post link :o

Illusionz
Illusionz

@5mileys
No, just more and more upset about how long this shit is taking.
Bound to happen after over a year.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/7619dm/this_update_will_probably_have_the_most_balance/dob5fgy/?st=j8pxcxah&sh=2fb0e745

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

is dotsy real

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
PSA
of all things reddit this annoys me the most, they actually think this was important and that everyone should read it above anybody else

Emberburn
Emberburn

dotsy is banned

massdebater
massdebater

but he just made like two posts

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

he asks people to post for him

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

oh

Booteefool
Booteefool

Okay guys, it's time to talk economy, trading and investments!

With the upcomming pyro update, I'm sure we can expect tons of balance changes, fixes; and we know for a fact that there will be new weapons added. However, the team also stated that they will be changing how crates and unboxing work.

So here's the thread, what do you guys think should be a valuable investment? Are there any hats/unusuals/cosmetics/ect that you think should be invested in before the pyro update hits? Let's hear your thoughts

Spamalot
Spamalot

investing in tf2
hohoho

Firespawn
Firespawn

@JunkTop
Heavy is not the pocket. He's the pocket's bitch. He's there to bodyguard the pocket and absorb splash.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Booteefool
I'm personally still trying to stock up on key, they're the only thing that really doesn't change in value. Though the unboxing system is changing, I hope it doesn't just delete keys without warning.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@haveahappyday
@massdebater
how do you know thats her

Emberfire
Emberfire

her

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

her

more like hero

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

dotsy replied to five of my posts at once once

and when he talked to me once it felt like i was dreaming or something

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
how could i not

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

id?

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
that is untrue, on offense heavy is the combo's bitch. demoman is the best offensive class and therefore can do the most with an uber. on defense however heavy is the most important as he can keep the medic alive better than any other class and a demoman can go off on his own

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I swear to god valve i swear to god
if you don't deliver the update by next week im gonna get a haircut, buy a new truck, and start being a fucking normalfag instead of engaging in a dead fucking hobby
the choice is yours

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Crazy_Nice
lol good luck fag

iluvmen
iluvmen

how many weeks of groceries can the truck tow

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@iluvmen
h-haha this is a joke right
it's like a regular person inside of one of those fat suits right

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Doubtful. Look at the state of those roads. This has to be in the south. and in bumfuck nowhere to boot.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

why doesnt geel want my shitty unusual

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Methshot
snow
south

Methnerd
Methnerd

Overstocked.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@hairygrape
Yes. It does indeed snow in the south.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Flameblow
hahahahaha maybe 1 inch every decade

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@cum2soon
More like 2~3 inches every year. They get more in the mountains, obviously.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

how can an unusual be overstocked

5mileys
5mileys

THE MEDIC

RumChicken
RumChicken

can't equip coldfront curbstompers and mantreads at the same time

why live

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CodeBuns
snow is uncommon in the south as is mountainous regions

Bidwell
Bidwell

E

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

me dick

Inmate
Inmate

200+ posts in
57 posters
did half of us leave after 10/10?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Inmate
Edu v magazing gucci v sankt-piterburge
One jret moi hui kak budto eto burger

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@eGremlin
Ya nastolko ebanutiy 4to lezhal v durke

JunkTop
JunkTop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYHZJN-jB8

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@JunkTop
Kek

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BlogWobbles
that pic

Stop reminding me that's what the TF2 art style was eventually reduced to

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
It was just the first image I found of a happy/smiling face. I don't have many of them. I should get more.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@iluvmen

The american dream

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@iluvmen
"the cart's not moving!"

DeathDog
DeathDog

When it comes to most sane individual, the Spy the most "normal" of the whole group?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@DeathDog
I think he and Sniper are on about the same level.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@DeathDog
I'd say Engi is kinda sane

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@lostmypassword
I don't know, engi seems kinda sadistic. Like i wouldn't be surprised if he used people as target practice.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Do normal people go around and kill people for money?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@DeathDog
heavy is
spy lives multiple lives, stalks to compile information, blackmail
sniper lives alone in a shack and tries to kill anyone who visits
heavy is just a family man who really likes powerful guns

Evilember
Evilember

are soldiers not normal?

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
I TELEPORTED BREAD

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Firespawn
what is the military

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

uncrate update
keys have a 10% chance to disappear upon use and grant nothing in return
what are results

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Autists burn down Valve. Literally.

MPmaster
MPmaster

when your medic ubers you and the song kicks in at the same time

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Skullbone
he doesn't know you can fix this bug by recording and stopping a demo

takes2long
takes2long

its a shame that Doomguy in the newest doom isn't just an angry spacemarine. its stupid that they made him "the chosen one"

Emberfire
Emberfire

doom more like dooot

TreeEater
TreeEater

doom? more like no poon cuz u nerds dont get any pussy xdd

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Stupidasole
No it isn't? ? ? ? I've lived in the Carolinas all my life, my friend. It's not that uncommon.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
yes it is ?? ? ???

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@whereismyname
No it isn't. We get guaranteed snow at least 1x per year and sometimes even 2x. Years where it doesn't snow at all are even more rare. We also get at least an inch or two every time it does snow, but we freak the fuck out at anything over 3 inches. Since it snows so little, we don't really have the proper services in place to handle snow days which is why everything just shuts down and we all take a holiday instead and you may be confusing this as snow being a rare event.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
shut up you gay

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Oh.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
its still far more likely that a video with snow in it is not southern and is stupid to assume without proof

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@JunkTop
I went based on the shitty roads and how fucking redneck it is to tie your morbidly obese wife(or relative, whatever) to the back of your truck to take her places. Nothing to do with snow here.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I don't need PUSSY to FRAG, i've got my priorities straight, unlike you, NERD

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

A
BEEF
CORSA
DESERRRRVE
E
FRAG
G
H
I HATE IDIOTS

Inmate
Inmate

A should be Arekk is a bot. E can be enigma or something I guess? G is for Garbuglio, and H is shit I can't think of a player whose name starts with H.

farquit
farquit

Habib

Snarelure
Snarelure

Oh, H can be HRG since b4nny used to be on that team. Or Habib.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fuzzy_Logic
GIVE THE UBER TO ME

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

U has to be UUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
https://youtu.be/oUj_VqbAJkg?t=77

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

A can also be Airshot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_r6etzhcQ
T can be "this is how it's meant to be"

SniperGod
SniperGod

Honestly I'mg kinda glad the update takes so much time. Hopefully they use it to actually make the game better instead of doing drugs.

@Nojokur
The user has been reported.

@ZeroReborn
I mean, you chose a map that nobody plays but I agree with you.

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
can it old man

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

ESHKERE!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@New_Cliche
equips gunslinger

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

OMG COUNTER-STRIKE SOURCE IS ALMOST 13 YEARS OLD!! CAN'T WAIT FOR NEW UPDATE

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SomethingNew
Gunslinger
6s
Was referring to Blaze fucking up Ascent's shit with the cowmangler altfire.
https://clips.twitch DOT tv/StormySlipperyDogeRedCoat

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
Well, not Ascent, but he did the same thing against Velocity. Had the matches confused because they were back to back and that's the clip I saw.

Lunatick
Lunatick

the difference between CSS and TF2 is that CSS has a sequel

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lunatick
lol
tf2 IS the sequel

Inmate
Inmate

tell me about wanderers and morgwaneggs secret relationship?

Evilember
Evilember

I upgraded my unusual Noble Amassment to an unusual Towering Pillar

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Inmate
stop samefagging about yourself you literal tranny nigger, wanderer probably likes you because he's a furry and you're black (an animal)

RumChicken
RumChicken

that isn't anything remotely like their posting style you dumb newfig

MPmaster
MPmaster

Cheatboy.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@RumChicken
you would know

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

who do you think i am

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
me?

Skullbone
Skullbone

read the general for 2 seconds

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

official TILTING list
ranked from tilter to tiltee
medic
sniper
spy
pyro
scout
demo
soldier
engine
heavy

Firespawn
Firespawn

retarded wojackposter attacks tf2g

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I have been using lmaobox for a week and I'm not banned
Why

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@New_Cliche
but how do you know you have an invisible pyro problem until its too late?

Supergrass
Supergrass

needing hacks to frag
Sad!

Playboyize
Playboyize

invisible pyro problem is caused by mods

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

type "record stop" in console and your invisible pyro problem should fix itself

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Skullbone
Does this mean that brainlet wojak has gotten so smart to the point that the gigantic amount of brain mass he has acquired has turned into a black hole, only to acquire billions of more brain mass as the earth, or even the universe is sucked into his mind? Is this a metaphor for the ultimate downfall of man, of the west, where we have become so intelligent it is to be our downfall through the subversion of subjective truth by means of perversing the objectivity of the basis of our human morale, or in simple terms, the opening of our borders, no questions asked, to immigrate people from different, primitive backgrounds and expect them to have the same pacifist views that we do? Why do you think so many terroristic attacks have been happening in Europe since open borders... Dear god it's all reaching totality...!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Playboyize
No it isn't. It can happen with any player on the other team. Have you ever had one of those massive fucking lag spikes where your game freezes for like 15 seconds? No idea what causes it, but this huge spike is what causes invisible players to appear on the other team.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

MAKE LISTS NOWW!!!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TalkBomber
Doesn't work that way. This is why this community is shit lmao

@Firespawn
expect tf2g to understand chan humor
forget that they're the same autists who would unironically spam "pootis" a few years ago only to hate it now bc the 'chon told them to

Lunatick
Lunatick

Certified and official list of fraggers:
#1 Me
#9999999999999998 You

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Harmless_Venom
having a shit computer

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SomethingNew
My PC isn't shit, it's a bug with TF2 itself.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Garbage Can Lid
Over 6k hours, ive never seen this "bug" :^)

SniperGod
SniperGod

invisible characters has been a recurring bug that has been "fixed" multiple times by the tf2 team. and yet it still happens.

DeathDog
DeathDog

memeador stabs

Inmate
Inmate

@Snarelure
doesn't work that way
What do you mean? Vac bans are just myths?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Spy takes skill, though!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I don't know what happened but vac bans used to be much faster than they are now. vac worked. They either stopped using it or broke it some how.

FastChef
FastChef

kill someone
I'M FUCKING FRIENDLY, YOU CANCER

Snarelure
Snarelure

@FastChef
I'M FRIENDLY YOU ASSHOLE STOP RUINING MY FUN WAAAAAAA
Every time.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Kill someone with a headshot
Hey guys, keep an eye on that sniper, he might be hacking
Kill the same guy with a bodyshot
You fucking suck dude, cant get a headshot? :)

TreeEater
TreeEater

@FastChef
@Snarelure
It's these new friendlies. Death is just part of being a so-called friendly. You accepted it or you fought back

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@MPmaster
lmao every single game

eGremlin
eGremlin

@MPmaster
get several headshots in a row
also miss several times in a row
enemy snipers go DDS
move to a different area
kill them because lmao no situational awareness

girlDog
girlDog

I want to know all these magical servers you are playing on that people talk on.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

get a headshot on an f2p sniper
he calls me an aimbotter

TechHater
TechHater

Depends on what time of day you're playing. Also, community servers have fairly communicative players that I've seen.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

how does b4nny have ingame and mumble bound at the same time? i cannot find enough buttons for it

Inmate
Inmate

which community servers? most of them are 0/24 or some with bots

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BunnyJinx
maybe get rid of a few of your meme binds

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PCDUaNz43E
I just found out that the bad pipes weren't always bad valve wtf did you do

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PurpleCharger
but, how will i have conversations with ingame voice

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evil_kitten
that demoman voice. what is wrong with the voice actor

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
I have mumble on shift and in-game on V.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
but shift is weapon 1, how will i switch to my primary

takes2long
takes2long

@VisualMaster
What the fuck?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@VisualMaster
where's weapon 2?

askme
askme

@Need_TLC
q, then e for weapon 3 respectively

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Need_TLC
Q obviously

King_Martha
King_Martha

#freesnams

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@takes2long
It's not cannon but I always liked to think that Doom3 took place before DOOM4.

Soft_member
Soft_member

don't forget to think happy thoughts and keep pottis in your minds friends :)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

haha :)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

any stream tonight? it's friday night, I got my beer and I'm ready for some tf2 pros.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lord_Tryzalot
No official games, but Showstopper and b4nny are doing pugs. Or were, anyway.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Hey /tf2/.

I came here to apologize because I recently did some shit posting here calling the game bad and all that crap, some of you might remember me. At the time I thought it was funny but I'm a frequent user of /vp/ and people there shit on the newer games all the time and I just realized that it's literally the same shit that I do and I find it annoying. Like why are you here just to hate, but then I realized I was doing the same shit just in another thread.

I may not play TF2 or do anything with the community any more, but hopes to me being wrong and pyro update being good.

So yea, Sorry.

idontknow
idontknow

Oh shit, an apology
it's all good, bro

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate
Just replace "Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence" Administrator voiceline with your. The only thing you need to know is the exact location of the voiceline (ex. sound/vo/etc...).
Then you just follow a standard tf2 modding guide

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BunnyJinx
Fuck. I meant to say "I hope I'm wrong about Pyro update being bad" something along those lines. I can't even get an apology right.

5mileys
5mileys

k, it's not like it's any different from a usual day
someone's gonna call the game shit, it just happened to be you that time

Methnerd
Methnerd

:) :). its all hood in the hood bro :).

Flameblow
Flameblow

apology accepted friend. we all get frustrated sometimes

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
yeah that's easy. just do a custom sound for it. I have everything replaced with rick and morty sound pack

Illusionz
Illusionz

@DeathDog
Turn your right shoulder to Spy and retreat by tapping left sidestep then backpedal together.
Instead of rushing in move to the right of the gate then peek at the left side of the room by walking

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Illusionz
Or, you know, don't get in melee range.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Inmate
I think the sound file for it is sound > vo > intel_enemystolen1 (there's also a 2, 3, and 4 so you would have to replace all four if you wanted to always hear the sound effect)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@girlDog
Bubba tubba tub mub jub off of a bridge like that one user.

Evilember
Evilember

@Harmless_Venom
Which user? And why would I do that?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i dont like rick and morty >:(.

viagrandad
viagrandad

A lot of people don't. The fanbase is usually what turns people off, but for me I just genuinely do not like the show.

likme
likme

sorry you don't like thing guys sorry for bringing it up

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evilember
Some attetu9n whore that jumped off a bridge but didn't commit and only broke his legs and came here to blog about it, I don't know if he's even here any more

Illusionz
Illusionz

would you guys be less mad if I was using the jerma voice pack?

SniperGod
SniperGod

in the pickle rick episode rick tells morty to stop looking for hidden meanings and just appreciate what's there
which is exactly the opposite of what the fanbase is doing
:thinking:
@likme
@Illusionz
don't pretend like you didn't want this to happen, if you really didn't want it to happen you wouldn't have mentioned what voice packs you use

Soft_member
Soft_member

Nihilism is so cool!

massdebater
massdebater

@BunnyJinx
Thanks, user.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

where did you find this comic of literally me

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
Shit wrong image
I was going to post the Korean epic

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
@Burnblaze
Ya h*cked up, but it was good anyway

askme
askme

@LuckyDusty
It's not gay as long as you say 'No homo'

Emberburn
Emberburn

taunt after kill
he goes on for 5 minutes about how taunting is for noobs

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberburn
tell me you taunted every kill on him thereafter even if it meant you dying

WebTool
WebTool

@Booteefool
I never got to kill him again because he left the game after a furious typing session at spawn

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
fucking pathetic. that is prem league?

askme
askme

Does anyone have the image with Valve talking about sticking to the artstyle and then there's tons of gaudy gross cosmetics?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SomethingNew
Prem qualifier match. Go Soiree did not make the cut.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

he hates new hats
If you're not rocking a starstorm insomnia lime potassium bonnett on every class with a pink dead of night, get the fuck out of my face you braindamaged blizzdrone.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
i feel bad that i have to share a thread with you, regardless of whether you're shitposting or not

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CouchChiller
no one said they hate the hats retard

StonedTime
StonedTime

@askme
I'm sure there's a newer one with even worse cosmetics (because some of you fags would defend these in light of newer ones) but I still stand by this one 100%

Firespawn
Firespawn

Promotional shit objectively, philosophically, and literally does not count, you knuckledragger.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StonedTime
do you have one with the guidelines

Nojokur
Nojokur

Yes promotional shit does count, and in fact, hurts the art style more than most of the other cancerous things injected to the game via workshop.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Except that promotional items have been given a pass by massively everyone responsible for being the tf2 art style "police" and you are wrong. Why do you care about the art style for a decade old game, anyway? I bet you've never had sex before and can't afford overwatch so you cling to this. Who cares it's a game?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@farquit
@JunkTop
where did you get this footage of me playing scout?

farquit
farquit

@Gigastrength
I bet you've never had sex before and can't afford overwatch so you cling to this. Who cares it's a game?

not even him but wow, now that's projecting

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The question remains, why do you care so much? They're just hats. If they trigger you so much just use a no hats mod you ancient whiny lil' bitch

idontknow
idontknow

@Crazy_Nice
im not him

you're a fucking autist and the reason that games have low standards now, devs will keep ruining games as long as no one complains, people like @StonedTime
keep them in check

SniperGod
SniperGod

today was a good day
hit a shit ton of sick airshots
and headshot all the guys
and was complimented

all smiles

JunkTop
JunkTop

i just want to do nothing but play harvest for the rest of my life

idontknow
idontknow

@JunkTop
too bad you can't because you can't get into games at 1/10th of the ease you used to

and when they end they change maps usually

Methnerd
Methnerd

autist
not the one bitching about slightly odd hats in a decade-old game
???????
N-n-nani?
If you want no hats just go play on xbox.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

will wave 666 be available again during scream fortress this year?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow
Not playing one of the fuckton of 24/7 Harvest servers

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I unticked harvest today and suddenly don't want to kill myself anymore.

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster
I felt the same way when I unticked Powerhouse.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PackManBrainlure
I can't find a single one that doesn't give me 300+ ping, unfortunately.I would kill for a comfy local 24/7 harvest server.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methnerd
BRO DEEZ HATS R FINE HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THE GAME TO LOOK LIKE GARBAGE AND HAVE NEON GREEN BANANA HATS?

fucking kill yourself, seriously man, what the fuck is wrong with you

Soft_member
Soft_member

I only have like 10 maps ticked when I play casual. It's suffering. Community servers don't help fill the void because they so rarely play good maps.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

he is still mad about the banana hat

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StonedTime
I could have sworn I've seen hats similar to the Hot Dogger in real life from around the time TF2 is set.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I have no arguments and must bitch
he doesn't find banana hats just as whimsical and coherent to the tf2 artstyle as the towering pillar or the marxman
The game didn't go bad, you did.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I really really really want to cheat
For how long will I be able to mess around until I get vac'd?

idontknow
idontknow

@Boy_vs_Girl
lil wacky for combat, don't you think?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sharpcharm
yeah sorry I don't think it's funny to add shitty memes to games permanently as a joke

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StonedTime
I only used a cheat once, wallhack, and got banned after a couple of matches.You can create a new account in 5 minutes anyway.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Then maybe you should consider a game without silly hats or skill required or random critical hits, like overwatch for instance. The rest of us will be enjoying the pyro update and all of the hats it brings.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@idontknow
I don't think it's any more "wacky for combat" than literally any other cosmetic. It's a wacky game. Always has been.

massdebater
massdebater

@TreeEater
comp doesn't have random crits though, I want to make fun of you but I think you are genuinely lacking in the brain department so i wont

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

need to use a third party patch that can get you VAC'd to put full-color pictures on the photo badge
but not to put them on the conscientious objector
Why?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@idontknow
all hats besides maybe soldier's helmets and maybe some pyro gas masks are wacky for combat. baseball bats and sandwiches are wacky for combat.

Soft_member
Soft_member

And how many people play comp? It's almost as if skilled crits are preferable to the rigid assfaggots-tier game compfags have made for themselves.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

gaming deserves to die if people like >192249002 are the majority

jesus christ, i feel sorry for you

StonedTime
StonedTime

It's always deserved to die, sorry that you're not hip enough to stay on the fun train though, LOL!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
To be fair, the rest didn't bend the artstyle
They just straight up fucking murdered it.

Inmate
Inmate

@LuckyDusty
that ending

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StonedTime
nice troll

DeathDog
DeathDog

why do people argue on reddit

you aren't going to change anyones mind

Methshot
Methshot

@LuckyDusty
what are they looking at in the end

girlDog
girlDog

@Methshot
gravestone of the twink

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
That's their adopted son. Pretty Boy died, and they're standing at his grave.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Inmate
do you really think "no homo" is funny in 2017

RumChicken
RumChicken

old but good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRDn3NPE0Jg

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
as soon as i clicked and saw tagg i closed it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What's wrong with Tagg?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RumChicken
pipe does 99 damage

oh its that old

TechHater
TechHater

@JunkTop
b4nny, he's good, come on. just admit it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Burnblaze
tf2 "celebs"

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yeah.. tagg hasn't played tf2 in fucking years

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TechHater
hilarious joke bro

DeathDog
DeathDog

? ? ? ? ?
Why do you care that he's famous in the community? Why would you dislike someone solely because they're popular?

@Nude_Bikergirl
He played in the ToTH showmatch last month. It hurt to watch.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I liked ster and jerma's fun times in tf2

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Deadlyinx
tfw they bitterly broke up and will never play together again

TechHater
TechHater

Wait what

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@DeathDog
wanting to fill someones ego

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Supergrass
enjoying some idiotic joke is bad
literally no fun allowed
you must be a realy cool guy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I am pretty fawking cool thank you very much

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TechHater
You didn't know? they had a blowout a while back.

FastChef
FastChef

@GoogleCat
nice canned response
go back to ribbit

you must be really fun at parties

RumChicken
RumChicken

i am really fawking fun at parties thank you very much

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Deadlyinx
I'm only a couple months in after quitting in 2013

Nojokur
Nojokur

there are people that religiously watch youtubers and follow their lives and everything about them

holy fuck you are autism

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
this is patently untrue

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
Explain, I knew they didn't hang out much anymore but I wasn't aware that Jerma finally left that faggot

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Snarelure
star and jerma were going to d&d stream or something
jerma went on a date with his BKG instead and didnt tell star
star bitched on stream and called her a succubus

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Snarelure
basically jerma got a gf and at one point jerma flaked on a dnd session with star that they'd been planning for a while so star called jerma's gf a succubus and scandalous hoe on stream. apparently they had a falling out after that and star says they're not friends anymore. i can't imagine wanting to be friends with star at this point honestly, he just seems like a bitter, hollow person now.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@DeathDog
@lostmypassword
Normally I'd blame jerma for going against the whole 'bros before hoes' thing, but since ster is a faggot so I think he made the right choice.

Nojokur
Nojokur

ster was annoying but jesus christ is jerma's gf annoying

girlDog
girlDog

Caring about Youtuber drama

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

jerma and ster were a great duo bro.

Techpill
Techpill

spend time with new gf
spend time with ornery asshole friend who will probably yell at you for asking a question and dip in and out of playing overwatch in between the session time as a means of spiting the fanbase he totally doesn't care about anymore but can't stop bringing up and talking about
i wonder which one a smart person would pick

StonedTime
StonedTime

Ever choosing hos before bros
Defending choosing hos before bros

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

But what if your bro is a ho
No homo

Inmate
Inmate

it actually doesn't get more homo than that bro

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

this guy slaps your gfs ass

what do you do?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

build a minisentry

girlDog
girlDog

@Evil_kitten
*uses bonk*

heh, nothing personel kid

5mileys
5mileys

@RumChicken
.66 seconds switch speed
jesus how did we ever deal with that

Flameblow
Flameblow

@RumChicken
i like when tagg makes b4nny upset, those are always good videos.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Flameblow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhG7O5N_F1E
is gold

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

god I miss the height of tf2

5mileys
5mileys

@StonedTime
b4nny sounds cute in this vid

Inmate
Inmate

roasted and toasted

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

gotta love people undercutting you by one cent on the market to try and sell their item just a tiny bit faster than yours. if it were for an item that sells quickly i'd understand more but this has been up for almost a week.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
undercut them back then you pussy

or do you care about 2 cents? LOL

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Deadlyinx
I know exactly how you feel.

@Firespawn
Then he undercuts you again and you undercut him back and this goes back and forth until the item is now half of what you originally wanted.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@ZeroReborn
then deal with it bitch...

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Firespawn
that's a game i've played before. he'll undercut me again and the cycle will continue until both of us are underselling to the point where it would be stupid for someone not to quickbuy them and now we both lose.

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn
I just undercut until the price is ridiculous and buy his and sell both for original price

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StonedTime
It was an accident....
more like PLANNED

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Firespawn
dckm it's time to stop posting you short fuck

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stark_Naked
i'm not dckm

Playboyize
Playboyize

when you carry a team to victory twice
tf2 is a fun game
also what is it with spy shitters who do nothing but try to ebin 777° stab you while you're in the middle of your team, back to the wall and staring straight at them? don't they realize their dr won't get them out of everything?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

15 levels left to go
Oooooh boy, at least i reached the big 1k

Post stats

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

get new headphones
holy shit i can hear EVERYTHING I CAN HEAR THE ENEMY SPAWN DOOR OPE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP KILLING ME
ears bleeding
Why do parents let their kids use a mic.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SomethingNew
not using voice_enable 0
it's like you want to miss important comms when playing with friends

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

implying you have friends
good one.

SniperGod
SniperGod

implying i have friends
good one. ;_;

StonedTime
StonedTime

to the braimlets who didn't or couldn't be bothered to put a trade raffle in their description you have till midnight or im re-raffling the shit again.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@New_Cliche
welcome to soloqueing and mediocrity

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@VisualMaster
almost a flat 1:1
tell me for the love of god you're a medic main

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i was randomly matched with viva about a month or two ago in a casual match and he tried very hard

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Medic main with a 1:1 and Healing that abysmal? Don't make me haha

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StonedTime
if you don't deliver enjoy being banned from tf2r

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I have almost a flat 1:1 and I main soldier

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sharpcharm
heh...
thats the thing...
ive been working 15 - 16 hours days between two diffrent jobs for a month or so now and my skills have completely atrophied, where as before i was top of the score board 95% of the time now its a solid 50% its like watching your granpa get alzheimers and forgetting about how he took you fishing as a kid or how he gave you "dating advice" in your teens. it honestly hurts
/blog

5mileys
5mileys

@DeathDog
I didn't play this game for two month straight came back and got like a 3:1 ratio. no excuses loser

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Flameblow
its a private raffle you dip, not a public one.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@lostmypassword
posts a less than 1:1
having less than 1:1 fucking ever even as a medic main
that's intensely pathetic and i cannot believe you'd even post that, i'd be embarrassed for you but you genuinely don't even deserve that much

Methshot
Methshot

Beaver has a negative k/d
Medic mains should have AT LEAST a 1:1 k/d or else they're unarguably dogshit

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
different strokes i guess, didn't say i was giving up or anything. just that i literally don't have time as of right now.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methshot
and he's a medic/pyro main. he fucking mains one of the easiest classes in the game to get pub kills with short of soldier and he can't even break 1:1. i don't even think he could break 1:1 in competitive mvm.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I want competitive mvm

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What's a good ratio to have? I have 2:1 and a slight 3:1 in my alt so far.

Bidwell
Bidwell

2:1 is pretty good and expected if you have less than, say, 1000-1500 hours in the game. 3:1 and higher is expected the more hours you've got. I'd say 4-5:1 is pretty high tier

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
honestly nothing wrong with 2:1 ration that's about what you'll do if you're good. You can get it much higher but I rather make clutch plays than focus on not dying or being under 40% hp

StonedTime
StonedTime

somewhere in the 2:1 ballpark is fine if you solo queue a lot like i do because there's not much you can do against a team stack, which is a very common situation, especially if you tend to play a squishier class like sniper. 1:1 and above is fine if you main something that's not getting a lot of kills like medic or even spy, but if you group queue as a soldier main with a pocket medic frequently, you'd better have at least a 3:1 or even a 4:1 or else you're looking like a real shitter.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@w8t4u
what would that even be?

massdebater
massdebater

@lostmypassword
holy fucking kd LOL

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yeah, but that healing and score, though. Whooooie

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@whereismyname
Who ever gets furthest out of 6 waves? If you fail, you can't redo the wave?

Evilember
Evilember

i only play scout and i feel like it is impacting my mental health

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@New_Cliche
When's the last time you even failed a mvm wave?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@whereismyname
the only possible conclusion i can come to for people competing against each other in mvm is maybe some sort of time attack thing where teams try to beat each mission as quickly as possible. even that has its issues since a lot of robots don't even spawn until after a certain point in time rather than after a certain robot or number of robots is destroyed. not to mention you'd need to figure out how to count in things like time spent between each wave, so things like mvm rollouts would actually matter.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Harmless_Venom
It'll probably be way harder(lol) than our current mvm difficulties? There's really no way to add competition in a mode where the opposing enemy is a bunch of bots.

Inmate
Inmate

@SomethingNew
make sure to set audio quality to lowest, high quality settings just add a bunch of bullshit "effects"

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

second time make sure your trade link is viable and visible
http://tf2r.com/ks0oeep.html

Methshot
Methshot

how hard is it for you to start a trade

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

about as hard as putting a trade link up

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

autism then?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

probably, i've never been officially tested.

askme
askme

You're on your way to: Badlands
five seconds later
You're on your way to: Powerhouse

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Being forced to adjust to people's time schedules because they couldn't be bothered to be a trade link in their description.

Minute of my take versus 24 hours. Gee, I wonder.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

when will we be able to opt out of backfilling

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Who the fuck is stupid enough to not know how to set up a TO link? Quit being a lazy fucking bum and help your fellow man out

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

http://tf2r.com/kh2706f.html

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

all you have to do is add a tf2g. not that hard, and why wouldn't you anyway

MPmaster
MPmaster

Make it easy and convenient to let people give you free shit
or
Irritate the shit out of rafflers and make the more inclined to "forget" to deliver to you
pick one

Playboyize
Playboyize

Adding people is easy, sitting around waiting for them to accept just so you can dump some garbage on them is annoying.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx
whoops I didn't mean to make it public

King_Martha
King_Martha

dont worry, it happens to a lot of guys

likme
likme

sitting around waiting for them to accept just so you can dump some garbage on them is annoying.
That's entirely wrong. Adding them adds so many steps to a one step situation. A trade link lets you give them a notification, they accept the trade and it's done.
Not everyone has time to wait for somebody to accept their friend request for a single item.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

having your inventory set to public
enjoy having your data mined and stored forever by backpack/nsa.tf

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw dustbowl

Techpill
Techpill

Setting things to private makes it impossible for the system itself to still hold record of what you have in your inventory.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Deadlyinx
playing the objective.
''what r u crazy'' -ster 2013

massdebater
massdebater

the system itself != third-party botnets

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
dustbowl
blu engineer on last point last stage
75 teleports

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Don't sign up to third party sites then, nerd.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RumChicken
is that spazkid talking in the video? I swear that's him.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@RavySnake
soon, engie. soon..

w8t4u
w8t4u

dustbowl

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

but backpack.tf and steamrep and probably many others store data about you even if you've never used the site

someone just has to view your profile using them

they could also have automated crawling bots or automatically crawl the friends list of a user so if someone views your friend's profile using the site it'll also scan your profile

Supergrass
Supergrass

@w8t4u
I keep getting level 1 engis in my dustbowl games who build sentries at spawn
I have to literally teach them the usual locations and metal saving strategies

idontknow
idontknow

post YFW pyro update releases

Methshot
Methshot

@Supergrass
thanks for your contributions uncle dane.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@idontknow
forgot my epic reaction image (please don't downvote me)

Inmate
Inmate

@idontknow
pretty excited

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@farquit
tf2 is played mostly by underaged children now
they watch boku no shounen academia instead of OP and naruto

thanks now I feel old

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
your gf

whereismyname
whereismyname

Naruto was never good and should have never gotten as popular as it did
FACT

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

rock lee vs. gaara was god tier and you're a contrarian if you say otherwise

the show did trail off poorly though

Methshot
Methshot

@Garbage Can Lid
Naruto and OP are now considered to be ''old'' animes.
What? Anyway, my hero is one of the better shounen animes out there. The rest are pretty garbage.

@StrangeWizard
Obito vs Kakashi was animated pretty well too. Most of the fights in the show were pretty great imo. Story wise, it doesn't hold up.

StonedTime
StonedTime

all shonen are bad
this is a fact

cum2soon
cum2soon

my shonen is good but other shonens are shit
Seinen or die, you faggonzolas.
@StrangeWizard
Not as good as Neji______ vs anyone, honestly

Soft_member
Soft_member

Of course you children would argue about child shows.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@cum2soon
Neji was pretty cool, shame he died for a shit character like naruto

Lunatick
Lunatick

literally tf2g in public
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

ya we should all get jobs at mexican grocery stores instead
good goy, go be a wage slave for your boss

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard
Rock Lee breaking his own body was when I stopped reading the manga, which was before that had really made it stateside.

@idontknow
I'm a pyro main but it'll still seem stupid to me.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
t.ryuke

Methshot
Methshot

@iluvmen
They don't make pyro mains like they used to.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

mains

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

having a main means you can't play anyone else
anti-mains who spend their entire life middlefragging and picking medic instead of going on legendary orgasm-inducing killstreaks with their aussie guns and getting sex just for being topfrag

Skullbone
Skullbone

do you have anything substantial to say? Or are you just some publet?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

What's a good HUD for a Medic main?

Skullbone
Skullbone

um are you being serious right now dude

JunkTop
JunkTop

um

Inmate
Inmate

@w8t4u
One ScoRes later
"Victory!" – Helen 'The Administrator'

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Inmate
sadly no one figured that out

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PurpleCharger
what hud

WebTool
WebTool

@Booteefool
default?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@WebTool
oh...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

lmao he does it for free

Lunatick
Lunatick

@viagrandad
saUCe?!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
b4nny and tag are so cute together

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP

cum2soon
cum2soon

reinstalled after a long time away. any way to get the server browser back? new system is mostly retarded desu, people abandon left and right and the servers don't properly re-populate, and who in their right mind wants ranked TF2? only good thing so far is that it records k/d for all games, that's fun to have

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

The most I see is 8v6 nowadays
ded

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@cum2soon
community servers

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Stop playing shit maps.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I turned myself into a faggot, morty

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

the day after tomorrow it wont be this week anymore and we'll be liable to get the pyro update any second now

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I turned myself into a faggot
id?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Dreamworx
based ty

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You're welcome

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@viagrandad
SAUCE FAGGOT

FastChef
FastChef

just want to move a model
this happens

garbage software

5mileys
5mileys

dead fortress two

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Harmless_Venom
whodisbe

Bidwell
Bidwell

fucking koreans
play with anyone else, a match ends
12 vs 10
play with koreans, match ends
12 vs 6

Soft_member
Soft_member

@FastChef
You need to select just the origin of the scout, not every point contained within the system. Parts in source move through parenting, so moving the chest to the right already moves the arms, moving the shoulder to the right already moves the forearm to the right, moving the forearm to the right moves the hand to the right, moving the hand to the right also moves the fingers to the right. At the end the bones at the outer edges have moved many times the distance you intended to move them.
I don't really like how the system works in SFM myself, I'm too used to how 3dsmax ran things.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@cum2soon
Recording K/D means nothing since it's all lumped together. I regularly get 3-4:1 as soldier or demo, but if I play something like scout I'm more like 2-1:1. Casual K:D means nothing because if you're only playing one single class while playing casual, you're probably playing TF2 wrong.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Reminder the pyro update is coming (((soon)))

eGremlin
eGremlin

Pshh. You wish

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
It isn't just Koreans, friend. Americans do it too.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

when someone sends you a trade offer for an item you've been wanting to sell for over half a year

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

what are level 100 hats worth?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BunnyJinx
the same as level 1 hats

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

play the obese man
do the best you've ever done in a long time

SniperGod
SniperGod

@JunkTop
whcih is?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BunnyJinx
For craft hats, *1.00
For anything under 20 ref of value, from *1.10 up to *1.6
More expensive stuff usually has a 20% markup, but the -very- expensive items sometimes sell for up to double the price
Unusuals are always subjective
Items which normally are not able to have such a level (aka items with fixed levels) are considered glitched and worth exponentially more than their base price. One example that comes to mind is the lumbricus lid: a few ref for the regular, couple dozen keys for the glitched ones

All of this, obviously, it's IF you find some autist willing to buy them.
Full list of regular "Expensive" item levels
0
1
42
69
100

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Garbage Can Lid
when you don't login for one day and you later find out someone sent you a trade offer paying full price in pure for the unusual you're selling but they've already cancelled it

King_Martha
King_Martha

@LuckyDusty
a janitor someone made in sfm

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Carnalpleasure
kill yourself retard

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

does anyone else just disconnect now when they join payload and see a DR main at the top of the enemy scoreboard

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
not really, dealing with publet spies is pretty easy.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
trigger dead ringer
shoot ammo box
spy has died

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Crazy_Nice
can someone translate this for me

hairygrape
hairygrape

enemy spy tries to stairstab you
he messes up
backstab him

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
rood

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Ignoramus
couldn't you have just completed the trade from your phone? that makes you a retard who should die.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Being a zombie who stays attached to his phone 24/7

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

am a medic main
less than 1:1 ratio
how fix

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
cant afford a phone
calls someone else a zombie

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

you don't have to look at your phone all the time bro. just check it if you get a notification, for example, a trade notification where you can sell an unusual.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sharpcharm
git gud

@SniperWish
At what point did I imply that I didn't have a phone?

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
old man

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lord_Tryzalot
git gud
how do

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methnerd
Honestly, one of the best ways to learn how to play medic is to play other classes. Get a feel for how they move and think. Then apply that to getting the fuck out of dodge and knowing when to pop uber.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i hate the tf2 community

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CodeBuns
wow excuse me for not being completely addicted to technology

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
Why?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

caring for kd
what is this call of duty

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
What does that have to do with anything?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stark_Naked
because it's fucking awful

the casual community and the competitive community

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

not caring for kd
what is this trade_minecraft?

Skullbone
Skullbone

yes

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
Well, what prompted you to randomly post that? Surely something made you want to share this information

Methshot
Methshot

@RumChicken
because you can't avoid it

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

TEAM fortress 2
playing it like INDIVIDUAL fortress 2

viagrandad
viagrandad

If your k:d is bad, this means you're not really contributing much to the team. Especially if you have more deaths than kills.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
game has the skill ceiling to allow solo carry
entire team consists of vegetables instead of breathing, thinking humans
it's fun
there's tons of reasons to lone wolf it

Snarelure
Snarelure

@viagrandad
What if you're playing medic

5mileys
5mileys

@Snarelure
If you're not topping the scoreboard as medic, you're playing medic wrong. If your score is half of your topscores, you are playing medic doubly wrong.

massdebater
massdebater

@5mileys
talk about k:d
switch the topic to scope
epic

viagrandad
viagrandad

@massdebater
Medics aren't really judged in terms of k:d as much as in terms of how often they die.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Good thing I always dominate the pub as Medic with my super sick heals

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

tfw no tf2gfu to dominate me in mge

does anyone even play dm/mge anymore?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sharpcharm
@Methnerd
set the pocket trio
You need a sweeper like a roamer Soldier or Scout when pocketing someone. If Soldier (roamer or not) dives in to hit something you should be able to piggyback on Scouts at least, remember to send a precautious healing arrow at the bomber.
Be on the move
Call out Spy if you ever bump into something. Callout the Scout or Roamer dives in for your team. So at least your Scout would be aware of it.
Learn how to blast surf rockets.
Try to take position at ramps, hills or any sloped surface, crouch tap to bait shots at your feet then pull a good jump to surf away.
Learn how to dodge
Bait projectiles by strafing like you usually do, then deny the led shot with a diagonal step at the opposite direction. Remember there are way too fast projectiles that you can't hope to dodge this way too. So try to estimate a safe distance and take high ground instead.
Against hitscans or too high attacks it's generally momentarily crouching beneath them, yet if you have height advantage crouching near ledges may provide cover as well.
Environment check
If you can't hear stand back and stay on the move, check your behind. If pocket is heading out from a cover to the open (when a sniper sightline or roamer dive-in expected from a nearby ramp pogo) cut the healing beam momentarily, check above and behind. If pocket taking a turn then you have to check the other direction and above again.
Uber advantage
Every 10 seconds from the enemy Medic's respawn is like a quarter uber charge, if they inflicted damage via Uber-saw or actively using Crossbow to heal then this amount shortens down quite a bit. Act upon the advantage, know when to stand back or pop later-on in an uber exchange stand.

idontknow
idontknow

@Harmless_Venom
/tf2g/ is full of publets, so no.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Harmless_Venom
i dm every day so i can feel better at being stupid at the game itself

Playboyize
Playboyize

shooting game
plays the non-shooting class

TreeEater
TreeEater

i hate the tf2 community so much

Inmate
Inmate

That's such a broad sweeping statement. Which parts of the community do you hate? The people who only play pubs? 12 year olds who think being a friendly is epic? People who play competitive? Highlander mains?

Supergrass
Supergrass

I hate the community that thinks they're good when in reality they're low open or ugc plat

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

that's in literally every game and profession on earth

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Oh, so publords. Everyone hates those guys. People get such an inflated ego from doing better than people with far less experience than them.

Bidwell
Bidwell

he mad because he got styled upon by said publords

askme
askme

Yes, that's surely why people dislike publords. You're absolutely right. It's not because of their massive undeserved egos or anything.

King_Martha
King_Martha

reeeee i cant kill guy who better than me so i say they are dumb

StonedTime
StonedTime

Lmao, I prolly destroyed this angry shitter before

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Wow! You sure are right about me. Please tell me more about how you dominated a full server of 12 year old fresh installs with 50 hours between them while I slurp on your cock.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

holy shit this kid's booty blasted as fuck

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname
kill yourself this has nothing to do with tf2

5mileys
5mileys

doesn't switch to engineer to upgrade teleporters or play medic when the team needs it
calls himself a "publord"

JunkTop
JunkTop

is there a way to trade items from my vac'd account heard there was an exploit to do it

cum2soon
cum2soon

lol

askme
askme

engineer places his teleporter outside of spawn
i'll help this guy out and upgrade it, then i'll just take the teleporter once the round starts
alright, teleporter fully upgraded let's go
he never put up an exit
he doesn't put up an exit the entire round
what is the fucking point

Emberburn
Emberburn

@JunkTop
yes but it's expensive, like, you have to pay people in exploits for the method, that's how high level shit goes, you don't pay money you pay other exploits

Booteefool
Booteefool

selling my basic weapons so i can afford paint

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Get a job and buy all the Keys you want so you could buy paint and shit

Fucking bum

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BlogWobbles
xd

never gonna spend a dime on this scam of a game

likme
likme

Stop replying to it

Techpill
Techpill

@SniperGod
Why wouldn't you just do it like this instead of having all that shitty white space

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Techpill
because i had the window up and didnt want to drag it

JunkTop
JunkTop

i turned myself into a shitter morty

im sniper rick

hairygrape
hairygrape

why is this thread so dead

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@hairygrape
pretty sure several people got banned yesterday

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@JunkTop
ahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HATE FUCKING SNIPERS SO MUCH

Flameblow
Flameblow

i have done it

likme
likme

lol? as if this is some kind of achievement?

massdebater
massdebater

yes because there is like no one selling it

JunkTop
JunkTop

I woulda sold you some you should have just asked dude...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

very funny joke

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
It's bretty funny

Evilember
Evilember

Animated sfm adventures of tf2g when

DeathDog
DeathDog

It'd be nothing but people looking at walls and saying seemless nonsequitors the entire time, why would you want to watch that?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The BasedViva episode ought to be a good one. Cause he's the only one that gets out of his room and house in general

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
rofl

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Going outside
wew lad

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Oh, I guess b4nny started his 24/7 stream. Actually never seen him get 400 viewers on a normal stream, either, must be because it's the weekend.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Open stream
He's calling paddie a bitch ass
Yep, that's vintage b4nny.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Harmless_Venom
Thanks local old man that feels the need to tell us about every streamer.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

link?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Flameblow
Honestly I wouldn't have even posted if the thread wasn't on page 9, but okay? Sorry for trying to bump the thread with TF2 related content.

@Stupidasole
http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/b4nny
Paddie's also streaming the same pug, and Funs is streaming too. I don't like the guy from Kritzkast's voice, and honestly I'm not sure what you'd even talk about in a TF2 podcast, but that's up too.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fuzzy_Logic
Why do you care if the thread is on page 9?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

To be fair you have to be pretty smart to enjoy pootis

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BinaryMan
Haha very splendid meme, my friend!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Garbage Can Lid
@BinaryMan
/tv/ shitposters are the lowest of the low.

iluvmen
iluvmen

is tf2wh not giving credits for anyone else

Techpill
Techpill

tf2wh

LOL

Snarelure
Snarelure

@iluvmen
People still use Warehouse? I thought the new trade securities killed it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

hey.................no bullying........................................................................................................................................................i normally use tf2mart but they didnt have the item i was lookin for

idontknow
idontknow

Are you a time traveller?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

ask friend if he wants to play
says he hates tf2
later:
he's playing again
;_;
how do i make friends that like me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

don't be an annoying memelord it's really not funny to put up with

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
i do hate tf2 and im still playing because there's nothing better to do m...

Inmate
Inmate

There's nothing better to do
So instead of finding something I'd rather be doing instead, I'm going to spend time playing this thing I hate
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? You have all the resources of the Internet open to you and you choose to waste it on something you supposedly hate instead of finding something you'd enjoy instead.

Inmate
Inmate

@Inmate
i don't know what else to do

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Inmate
What other things do you like? There's so many other things you could be doing than something you hate. When I found myself stuck in a loop of playing a game I hated over and over and over despite hating it and spending all my time on it, I ended up picking a game in a genre completely unfamiliar with me and found out that I do enjoy video games after all, now I play all kinds of shit and not just that one game I hated. I even picked up a few old hobbies I'd neglected for my addiction.

5mileys
5mileys

@Gigastrength
log on to computer
immediately get 3 differnet requests to join a game
and a steam chat phonecall

holy fuck i am going offline

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
i don't know i've been neet for a long time and don't really have any other hobbies

iluvmen
iluvmen

send trade offer to someone who is online
wait for them to accept
2 hours later they go offline without accepting
go to bed
wake up and notice they have been online at some point while I'm asleep
still haven't accepted
Why do people do this?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
I'm still waiting for this guy who entered my raffle like 4 days ago to get online and accept my friend request because the shithead doesn't have a trade offer link. Apparently he was last online 16 days ago, so I'll probably just reraffle it tomorrow or something. Also fuck assholes who enter raffles without a trade offer link, then block you when you try to add them to trade.

@Lunatick
Same. If you don't have any other hobbies, just pick one up. Hobbies aren't hard. Unless you're really strapped for cash or something.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

you guys so autistic you can't just send a message to someone

JunkTop
JunkTop

Hard to send a message to someone who won't even accept your friend request. If you enter a raffle and can't do something as simple as put up a trade offer link, don't bitch when your shit doesn't get delivered.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

''I dun ned a twade wink''

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

you're right. it invites too many shitty trade links for my unusuals

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TreeEater
but i dont know what hobbies to get into

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

just pick one you whiny piece of shit

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Well I can't help you there, I don't know what your interests are. Finding a hobby is something you'll have to do on your own. I think I'll pick up crochet or something gay like that.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@JunkTop
Are raffles even fun for you at this point? it seems like more of a routine or habit.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
If I didn't enjoy raffling stuff, I just wouldn't do it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

up dat wen

likme
likme

@Playboyize
oh but it will, silly goy~ the dead ringer counters all.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

take iq test
128

this is a lie

im not smart

tell me this is a meme https://memorado.com/iqtest

Lunatick
Lunatick

Spy mains

@BunnyJinx
Online tests are not reliable, they're made to reinforce your average Redditards ego and suck money out of them. The only reliable tests(for both personality and IQ and other things) are not on the Internet, you have to pay a proper professional to get tested.

takes2long
takes2long

all it shows is you know how to do online quizzes idiot

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lunatick
are you the spy? why is he highlighted

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Soft_member
Interactive scoreboard, my friend. Last I checked, spies can't use the cow mangler.

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
idiot
im not smart

you're mad

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

if you are so smart why would you hang around a retarded and dead general

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

i said im not smart, though

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

so then you are an idiot

hairygrape
hairygrape

you sound really mad

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

there's no punctuation or indication of tone how would you know i'm mad and not confused or inquisitive

TechHater
TechHater

He's clearly shitposting, you tardlet.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

trolled

viagrandad
viagrandad

oh jeez i'm really embarrassed

cum2soon
cum2soon

jokes on you i was only pretending to be retarded

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

jokes on you im actually retarded

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stupidasole
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Sir_Gallonhead
@hairygrape
@BinaryMan
@TechHater
@LuckyDusty
@viagrandad
@cum2soon
@Spazyfool
can you not

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

can i not what?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Stupidasole
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Sir_Gallonhead
@hairygrape
@BinaryMan
@TechHater
@LuckyDusty
@viagrandad
@cum2soon
@Spazyfool
@Ignoramus
Click the post number and you can reply to it. Thank me later.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

what's that hud where the health and ammo are a white consolas-esque font inside black boxes?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Oh. @#192345436

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Sir_Gallonhead
@hairygrape
@BinaryMan
@TechHater
@LuckyDusty
@viagrandad
@cum2soon
@Spazyfool
@SomethingNew
@Ignoramus
@BlogWobbles
@RavySnake
me

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Crazy_Nice
toonhud

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
That's a private hud Doubleham got from some guy he sucked off at i61.

TreeEater
TreeEater

This game is dead as shit and so is this general.

Even Undermeme is doing better.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@haveahappyday
private hud

lmao

it's not hard to make it yourself

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
tf2 is eternal

FastChef
FastChef

@BunnyJinx
Yeah, which is why I don't get why some guy keeps begging for it every time Doubleham posts a shitty webm.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BunnyJinx
My HUD is private and can't be remade.

@Skullbone
You guys should probably go back to /v/ since you aren't big enough to sustain a general here.

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
aren't big enough to sustain a general
yet here tf2g stands

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@idontknow
OP is over 2 days old already
lol

Methshot
Methshot

@New_Cliche
so what? there are generals that have longer generals than that. why don't you go harass final fantasy general or something

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Methshot
It means you're irrelevant on this board and should go back to making one-off /v/ threads.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Illusionz
and are you harassing them equally or just us?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Why even bother replying to such blatant bait?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evil_kitten
My HUD is private and can't be remade.

you have no idea what that means

unless you used a custom font or images then your hud can be remade

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@viagrandad
bait sure, but not wrong

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
actually yes wrong. there are plenty of slower generals

askme
askme

@CodeBuns
You're one of them.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
go figure
i was tested by actual professionals last year and my result was around 115, this test is really easy and basic

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Illusionz
whats the point of your post are you saying its inaccurate

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
yes

iluvmen
iluvmen

maybe your iq grew to 128

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
there are plenty of slower generals
not really, the only reason people still post here is tumblr roleplay and offtopic shit. the majority of tf2 related posts died in 2013-2014

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname
The first part of Naruto, like before the Shippuden bullshit was actually pretty solid for shounen and I hear that the fight at the falls was one of the best scenes in the entire anime. I never watched it, though, used to read it. I like to pretend it ended after the first part so I can still pretend it's decent. I do the same thing with Bleach.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

hey uhhh
i'm a bit shy and not used to this butttt
can i get a (you)? pretty pls?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PackManBrainlure
what's your favorite weapon

King_Martha
King_Martha

brainlets thinking they're smart
lmao

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StrangeWizard
The Reserve Shooter

WebTool
WebTool

man casual mode RULES!

Methshot
Methshot

Playing dead maps
Seriously, casual is so bad and I wish community servers played good maps but I'd rather play 24/7 payload cancer than casual at this point.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm watching b4nny's 24 hour stream, he said there were changes coming to badlands. Anyone know what he is talking about?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@GoogleCat
Making last easier to push out of, a lot of people have issues with that.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

/vg/thread/192351125#p192351125
/vg/thread/192351125#p192351125
/vg/thread/192351125#p192351125

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

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