League of Legends general - /lolg/

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Old thread: /vg/thread/192132513#p192132513

Shadow Succubus edition

eyosongive.us

All urls found in this thread:
https://boards.pbe.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/general-pbe-feedback/JtsFmpNI-pbe-sign-ups-are-open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa7KbSfAajg
http://www.rollingstone.com/glixel/features/fired-riot-employee-says-hes-checking-himself-into-rehab-w507774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=23&v=gXIXSSvubtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYE40oohxb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2617GBhF3lY
https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/918633438919368704
https://www.twitch
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/191959219/#191973642
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/192055513/#192065462
MPmaster
MPmaster

@New_Cliche
Looks like its that time of the year again, /lolg/

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@MPmaster
ill take trist

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

xth season 3

Please come back Morello, forgive us for our sins.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Xth for (You)

RavySnake
RavySnake

Really hope our boys TSM take a knee tomorrow in protest

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw no qt petite gf

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Describe me /lolg/.

idontknow
idontknow

xth for breast metal waifu

How's new Sterak's on Yorick, Olaf, and Morde?

@MPmaster
Dibs on Poppy

viagrandad
viagrandad

Post crackships.

hairygrape
hairygrape

how do i git gud at kiting

FastChef
FastChef

@Evil_kitten
Viktor
Good ma-
Diana
Burn in hell

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@hairygrape
walk away from enemy
damage them
keep walking away

Rinse and repeat

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@hairygrape
you right click the opposite direction after you attacked someone

Inmate
Inmate

@hairygrape
Sounds dumb, but just wash your hands and keep your room warm
Cold hands + sticky fingers = clumsy playing

likme
likme

Ok lolg, who is gonna be the first confirmed gay champion.

My bet is on Graves.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@hairygrape
Muscle Memory

WebTool
WebTool

@Evil_kitten
Chill dude but will respond if verbally attacked

massdebater
massdebater

@likme
Vi

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
You like to speak softly but carry a big stick

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw now imagining Cody Sun going to take a walk after he gets home after worlds
he's thinking about the check that fnatic mailed him
he walks past two people down an empty street
one of them suddenly turns around and clocks him in the back of the head and Cody blacks out
he wakes up strapped to a table, and looks down to see a camera that's recording
masked neckbeards silently step out of the darkness after he starts panicking and struggling
cody tries to say something, but realized he is gagged
one neckbeard takes out a poster that has a screenshot of the moment Cody threw the game and lead to Immortal's elimination, shows it to the camera and then Cody
another takes out a knife and slides the blade gently along his cheek and down his bare chest
the knife comes to a stop at the groin, and Cody's whimpering intensifies, the tears will not stop flowing at this point
the knife jabs softly at his testicles, each poke causes Cody to twist violently, screaming into his gag
the knife is lifted, and instead goes instead to his left hand
utterly bewildered, he feels the steel drag down to his index finger, the finger he uses to press summoner spells
a hand clamps down on Cody's left hand and keeps the finger in place, Cody begins to panic and resist to no avail
the knife tip eases itself under the finger nail and rests right at the flesh
Cody's eyes beg for mercy through his tears, but there is no reaction
the knife wielder jabs sharply, and the blade stabs into his finger to elicit a muffled howl >the neckbeard then pushes down sharply, tearing the nail out and exposing flesh >Cody is on the verge of going into shock, but they never go quite far enough for it >Through the pain, he is vaguely aware of the knife gliding to his next finger
months later, a tape appears in the Immortals team house mailbox
as the team opens the package, the TV in the background discusses the disappearance of professional League of Legends gamer Cody Sun

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@hairygrape
That's the reason i never play Adc. I literally suck at it.
I'm perfectly fine playing every other role

Illusionz
Illusionz

@likme
It's going to be a girl because lesbians are EZ mode for LGBT rep in media. If Blizzard doesn't even the balls to have a gay guy, then I doubt Riot will either, especially since sold their souls over to a Chink corporation.

My bets are on Vi and Caitlyn.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@viagrandad
How to trigger kledfag in a single image

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I've been playing league since season 1 and I'm gold V

Should I end my life?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Illaoi buffs fucking when

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
Vi & Caitlyn
If you refer to men then probably Taric

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@likme
Graves if Riot is feeling brave. Otherwise, Vi.

FastChef
FastChef

Am I a bad person for wanting to play HOHOHOHOHOHOHO when I just want to kill shit?

girlDog
girlDog

Play a little aram to kill time
Enemy rolls Janna who first builds ardent cancer
And an ezreal who goes 17/3
Plus Mundo and galio acting as his shields
F U N
U
N

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

why does camille's hookshot attach even when she's shortsighted?
why does wu's clone drop tower aggro
why can't my team not run into veigar's telegraphed stun?
why is panth's Q a targeted ability
why are junglers such entitled cocksuckers?

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
Just learn how to use attack move correctly. It should eliminate misclicks - as far as kiting is concerned, at least. Once you get good at the strictly mechanical aspect of it, you should be able to focus mostly on positioning.

@likme
A new champion, hopefully it's trash.

TechHater
TechHater

first time getting chat restrictions
can't insult players
just disconnect out of the game

I just realized insulting and making everyone mad is the only fun part of this game and that's why I play it I'm the terror of platinum V

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Ok, /lolg/, before you go full blown silver 5 waifu hentai spamming, I have a question for you:

Ignite Stoneborn Pact Zilean on your team builds an Ardent Senser first item. Would you report?

It actually worked pretty well until he started spazzing and failing to use R

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
As long as you're good with him, then no, it's not wrong at all.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@FastChef
Nah. He's pretty fair.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@lostmypassword
Jhinteresting, I see you are a man of culture aswell

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
No. Seems okay with slow spam on the enemy.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

who are some good top champs for slow-grinding from silver to plat

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
i report anyone that even so much as uses zilean to begin with

happy_sad
happy_sad

what does it mean when a girl puts that she likes ahegao on her okcupid account?

Should I message her and win her over so she cosplays Ahri for me?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Carnalpleasure
As if there's any doubt. @likme

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Is there a more mindless ultimate, R to win ultimate than pic related

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
tfw you wanted to see Jhin and Jinx unexpectedly team in the upcoming lore so badly
tfw that's probably not going to happen because Burch paired her up with fucking Ziggs now

I don't even ship them, but seeing these two interact with each other in a friendly rivals or even a comradery sort of way could've been really great and fun.

It hurts, /lolg/.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@FastChef
No. I don't get why people say Zed is cancer. He is pretty strong in lane phase but falls off late game. It's not that easy to carry games with Zed

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fried_Sushi
Yeah, like half the other ultimates

RavySnake
RavySnake

@happy_sad
It means that she is into hentai but dont be autistic about it and go asking for sexy cosplay before you even establish something of a relationship first.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@happy_sad
It means it's probably a tranny.

takes2long
takes2long

im stuck with the retarded gook jungler from last match
im literally saving him from demotion to gold
and im countered in lane

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@happy_sad
She might be a con slut

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@RavySnake
ok user trusting you

StonedTime
StonedTime

reminder
https://boards.pbe.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/general-pbe-feedback/JtsFmpNI-pbe-sign-ups-are-open

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
Honestly, this game would be pretty boring without everyone insulting each other

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef
Zed's a pretty balanced character in a weird way.

Strong laning and sort of obnoxious especially without some form of self peel but in a way forgiving/fair since he falls off like a rock and very single target focused (and every ability of his is televised almost as much as Illaoi) Also Zhonyas is nice.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@likme
Cait and Vi or Diana and Leona

If riot made any of them gay nobody would bat an eyelash at it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Evil_kitten
Seem pretty rad and laid back

Emberburn
Emberburn

when will she stop getting banned in ranked draft?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@likme
Evelynn unironically

In her lore piece it mentions that she wouldve seduced this fat woman had she not had depression tainting her.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sharpcharm
pansexual, Non-binary

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Does anybody else have their pick 'ems bugged?

I got all of my Group B picks correctly, but I only received 2 points. What gives rito?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@likme
Does being Pan count?

TechHater
TechHater

@GoogleCat

Nah Eve will be Bi/Pan/Mileycyrus/Whatever slutting up everything, not exclusively gay.

@likme

Probably Vi or Le Blanc

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CodeBuns
/pol/

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@GoogleCat
Evelynn isn't even a female though, it's an "it," that can change its shape and gender, so Riot still manages to get away with some sexuality stuff there.

Do you think Evelynn is 'proud' of creating Vayne into a 'monster' and would gladly have a fling with her later on to see just how badly her actions where on her psyche?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How were your games today user?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StonedTime
Thanks user, appreciated

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberburn
6 tears

please tell me about this game and how you won
also question for new eve players, do you build protobelt before finishing runic echoes or do you finish runic echoes THEN protobelt?

Inmate
Inmate

@Methnerd
Anthony Burch? Who is this person? Jinx was never paired with Ziggs. Stop talking crazy.

I'm still waiting for her comics. It's gonna be awesome. Well drawn and well written. Any day now.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Best girl.
Best figure.
Best wife.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sir_Gallonhead
that succubus hentai where she gets """raped""" by MC's classmates but she changes according to how he wants them to be fucked over
was some good shit man

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
@CodeBuns
Yeah you might just want to reroll for someone else since you havent established real feelings or a relationship yet. Those are red flags for snowflakes

FastChef
FastChef

@Sharpcharm
pansexual
nonbinary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CURVY
How many red flags do you need user? Anymore red flags and she'd write she's a commie too which undoubtedly she is

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

which 1 emote do i waste 5 bucks on.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@VisualMaster
none of them because they're all shit, overpriced and people mute them anyways

Techpill
Techpill

@Sharpcharm
identifies as pansexual and non-binary
'curvy'
Sun in Sagittarius
Good fucking luck.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@VisualMaster
Top hat penguin or thinking Blitz

Evilember
Evilember

NA on the road to 0-10 once again

RumChicken
RumChicken

@VisualMaster
are they really 5 fucking dollars holy shit

TechHater
TechHater

@Illusionz
I could probably see vi being gay, not Gay. what do you mean by selling themselves out to chinks ? I remember people discussing riot was working with china on something or whatever. not getting bought

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@VisualMaster
m'pengu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i am all the days that you choose to ignore

WebTool
WebTool

@Sharpcharm
Pansexual
Non-binary
Curvy
TL: SJW landwhale nutjob

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@likme

First gayboi? Probably Taric
Best one? Vladi

Also my bet is their first reveal will be via some comic and involve some hijinks with Rakan, so that they can do another "complementary opposites" themed skin set for Rakan/Xayah as they fight over it and they gain the plausible deniability that "everyone wants Rakan" to be able to get away with it when everyone shrieks at them over LGBT content.

takes2long
takes2long

@GoogleCat
Think of Evelynn as pennywise. it's neither male or female. It only takes those forms and does those things in order to maintain on earth

Firespawn
Firespawn

@likme
No one because Riot is owned by chinks.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

r8 my emote selection

farquit
farquit

@Sharpcharm

Woman
Non-Binary
Woman
Non-Binary
Female
Not-a-woman-or-a-man
Spic

LMAO FUCK OUTTA HERE.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Garbage Can Lid
you seem like someone who gets offended easily

Bidwell
Bidwell

@VisualMaster
The Jinx one just to tilt your enemies

TreeEater
TreeEater

@WebTool
She doesn't look that bad.

WebTool
WebTool

@Inmate
don't pair her on fun adventures with Jhin, Warwick, or even the most obvious choice - fucking Ekko
instead pair her with Ziggs
fucking Ziggs
while Ziggs fans also get shafted because Burch decided to destroy whatever comradery he and Heimerdinger had
we could've had Jinx & Ekko/Jhin/Warwick crazy shenanigans, or just a comic about Jinx fucking over Vi and Cait, or wacky Heimerdinger & Ziggs academy adventures like the fans would've wanted, but instead they just continue fucking it up

It's like a majority of Riot's writing team is clinically retarded. The only one I really like over there is the ex-Warhammer guy.

Methshot
Methshot

@TreeEater
Bro she looks fucking disgusting

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TreeEater
ugly sjw face
ugly spic face
the worst of both worlds

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Sir_Gallonhead
Would Eve want to rape Ahri?

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater
I would

askme
askme

@TreeEater

Curvy
Isn't curvy

Methshot
Methshot

@PackManBrainlure
Cody done

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
Is this sarcastic right?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TreeEater
user for gods sakes have some fucking dignity. This is putrid. This is vile. This is disgusting. Fucking block that shit and make sure you see a doctor for your new glasses prescription

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
jinx x ziggs also makes sense though. they love blowing stuff up.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@5mileys
To assert dominance, yes.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@WebTool
I'm really upset that Heimerdinger and Ziggs went from two respected and renowned geniuses with Heimerdinger owning one of the most prestigious schools in the land to two dweebs who run a back-alley shop in piltover.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Crazy_Nice
This so much. Like what the actual fuck it seemed like they were drug dealers or some shit

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Soft_member
Soft_member

They got rid of skin boost

WTF WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice

Anthony Burch ruins everything

yeah.

likme
likme

@LuckyDusty
in

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Garbage Can Lid
Get out of here with these stupid faggy feelings.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@askme
@Emberburn
@StonedTime

She doesn't look half bad, I don't know what you guys are saying.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RavySnake
We dont even know if Ziggs is a genius anymore or if he just buys bombs from somewhere and blows them up

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@VisualMaster
No, it's stupid because Jinx and Ziggs are TOO similar in personality.

The most entertaining duos to watch are those that are opposite in actions and personality. That's like fucking writing 101 - especially when it comes to comedy.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
Everyone was screwed over in that comic. It's like RIOT is afraid to advance the plot of their own story.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@WebTool
Jinxfags got shafted
Heimfags got shafted
Ziggsfags got shafted
Zaunfags got shafted
Here there is no winner only losers.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice

Riot Lore Dept always fucks good characters though.

Look at them changing Trundle from tragic self-martyr for his tribe to a life of endless pain and body horror to "King of Trolls because he has a True Ice club"

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lunatick
Legit unless you are a female or you are willing to let her masochistically shit on you for being a dude it would be smart to just keep looking for other options. Pan-sexual is just the tumblr buzzword for saying that they are bisexual and "non-binary" is such a fucking meme that nobody who wants a serious relationship would even tolerate you until you grow up and shed those fucking snowflakey titles. Those are 2 huge red flags for anybody who wants something serious and if that is /pol/ then it looks like /pol/ is fucking right about something this time.

Im not saying I have something against alt-girls, I find a lot of these new hair styles and the popularity of body art pic related that is recently to be cool and at times sexually exotic plus I love that I can share a lot of my interests with women nowadays without being looked down upon for it. These two words are just huge red flags and I for one wouldn't tolerate it.

Urgot is sleeper OP, you just need to learn to play safe when you bully lane early.

girlDog
girlDog

@Ignoramus
That's why Jinx x Jhin is the OTP

happy_sad
happy_sad

I wish there was a game mode where you choose your champion on howling abyss.

And not a 1/20 or whatever chance at just a weekend mode for poro king.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sharpcharm
reminder that "nonbinary" is what tomboys call themselves to feel unique

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

nvm found a better candidate

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Soft_member
If they were to make this one I would no joke buy it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@girlDog
Jhin is non-sexual though
Riot stated he's so lost in his madness he doesn't see sexuality

Lunatick
Lunatick

@happy_sad
Everyone would choose
Sona
Lux
Ziggs
Blitzcrank

Totally funny bro

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn
implying riot would ever make an emote that's connected to a white nationalist meme

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
Burch has an obsession with Yorldes.
I once overheard from a friend here he *might*
have some yordle OC under his belt that has a crush on Lulu, can't confirm since thats a "he said/she said" rumor. His bullshit ideas with what to do with Veigar knows no bounds, I've heard everything from him being a children's story to being why Teemo is satan meme.

Only thing thats reassured is the higher ups told him "fuck off" when it comes to Shurima,
Bilgewater, and Targon. Shadow isles is safe on how it works but not on what stories he puts in.

Everything else is fair game. I'm sorry.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Deadlyinx
Show us the rest of her profile so we can judge her, user...

League of Legends

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
oh it'll be a thing eventually
they can't release too many at once, sort of like skins

Illusionz
Illusionz

@girlDog
It's a cute ship

askme
askme

@Methnerd
doesn't jhin hate jinx because her mayhem isn't artistic at all anyways

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sharpcharm
fat
"quirky"
sjw
Do you not have standards?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
Stop choosing Tumblr-tier girls

King_Martha
King_Martha

Can you spot the bronze?

he was in an actual fight where he died when he did literally 0 damage

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@ZeroReborn
Wiki says this one exists but it's availability is unknown. Probably will be released later.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@VisualMaster
I once overheard from a friend here he *might*
have some yordle OC under his belt that has a crush on Lulu

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@hairygrape
Right click for running away and A + left clcik for auto attacking.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spazyfool
But it just makes sense. He's quiet and calm with a sense of elegance in his killings while she's loud crazy with no elegance whatsoever. They're similar but alike at the same time. Also I'm totally not forcing this because I can self insert as Jhin

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Deadlyinx
It's an improvement, I guess? Ask her if she plays League of Legends.

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
when your team's pushing the nexus, and you die at the end, that gives you time to buy troll items while you're dead.

protobelt
i'm not that big on buying protobelt, desu. i believe the function people use it for is to get W > belt > E initiations. i'm finding that mobi + echoes is already more than enough ms to enable you to get your charm proc.

if they're beelining, then your Q is free, and they'll die
if they're trying to dodge, then your ms is more than enough to get into range and E them, and they'll die.

so echoes before protobelt (if at all)

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperWish
inb4 burch is luluposter

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@VisualMaster
anthony burch the greatest cuckold of our modern era, a man that even that cuck lyte would look up to, is a yordlefurry

wouldn't be surprised at all if this turned out to be true

5mileys
5mileys

lose one team fight
mid afks

Inmate
Inmate

Anyone else enjoying this amazing skin? Can't imagine Singed without it anymore.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@King_Martha
SoaZ did similar damage in his games lol

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@VisualMaster
God I hope the stays THE FUCK AWAY from Jhin, Zed, Shen, Akali, Kenen, Syndra, Kayn and that whole arc in Ionia lore.

I know Ionia lore is pretty undefined and sketchy atm, but that's probably the best narrative arc it has going for it right now.

@askme
They don't have to like each other, they'd just make an entertaining duo regardless.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Inmate
his Q isn't a swarm of angry bees
missed opportunity

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
Wow I didn't know riot cared so much about those lore. Considering how Bilgewater has been frozen for years

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
I want to only fight Janna, Lux, Ashe, Ziggs and Fiddles

SniperWish
SniperWish

Guys I really want to learn how to play singed but I fail beyond belief every time. I try to proxy but their jungler just comes and fucks me up and I get super behind every time

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Inmate
Why in the literal fuck is the poison trail blue

iluvmen
iluvmen

@VisualMaster
I mean burch tweeted on the first day where he was hired that poppy is a virgin and saving herself for him or something
he's a yordlefucker

Techpill
Techpill

@DeathDog
Pretty much this. Even if you have no problem with no-binary/pan/whateverthefuck your ignorance of these issues is actually just as bad. They will condemn you for nothing more than not really giving a fuck about gender issues, because they see ignorance and apathy as part of the problem.

Silence is violence, anons.

@Deadlyinx
like anarchy

you need to find another site or something

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
because riot is lazy and didn't want to do the sfx and vfx for a cloud of angry bees

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

super galaxy annie
now THIS is pandering

Techpill
Techpill

@VisualMaster
They're gonna go on an IP sale in a month user, get a skin instead.

@Sharpcharm
2-year college
100 bucks on that it's "gender studies" or some other bullshit.

@WebTool
What pissed me out the most is how they made her a PG-13 cartoon psycho "I don't really kill people lmao" kinda character. She has a machine gun and a rocket laucher ffs.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@haveahappyday
wouldn't be surprised at all if this turned out to be true
I give pretty *accurate* reports from my department.

Ever since the skin leaks from earlier this year Riot became police state on what info escapes so I have to be mindful.

@LuckyDusty
Jhin I know for a fact "He has no interest in" because someone else did it and its got solid ratings. Fucking overzealous piece of shit thinks he could do better but won't.
My writing department friend's biggest gripe is Burch keeps trying to legitimately steal his coffee each day.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

new eve is so fucking useless

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
start by laning without proxying so you understand the champion before going into details
you don't proxy "because you're singed" and junglers shouldn't kill you without a great cost

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spazyfool
I'm pretty sure Jinx is non-sexual too. So they won't be fucking on sight. I personally want to see how the two characters interact with each other. Apparently Jhin's a normal guy when his mask is off. So they are sorta exact opposites

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperWish
I don't think someone can play singed without unironically being 150 iq. His entire gameplan is to outmacro the enemy team and be tanky enough to brute force through enemy teams while also being ignored. If the enemy team is able to afford focusing you down you've already lost

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sharpcharm
She feels fun but also way too telegraphed

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sharpcharm
They double knee capped her. Took away her early stealth and then also crippled her spells so they are useless without stealth.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
how do you feel about Rylai's after runic echoes then?

is the slow very useful?
I've been going echoes, protobelt, into liandry's myself

Soft_member
Soft_member

How hard is it to get to plat/diamond?

People say it's easy but they might just be genuinely good at games

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@VisualMaster
Shadow isles is safe on how it works but not on what stories he puts in.

tfw you find out even your perfect barefoot waifu isn't safe from the cucklord

God, why?

Methshot
Methshot

@TreeEater
My writing department friend's biggest gripe is Burch keeps trying to legitimately steal his coffee each day.

What a strange man

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Soft_member
It's not hard it's just a long grind

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster
You will never capture and kill Burch via livestream throughout the whole world
Burch's death will never become a global holiday
Feels bad

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperWish
how to play singed

don't

Methnerd
Methnerd

@5mileys
I refuse to believe that singed "dudeweedlmao" 420 has an IQ over 110 and he's in masters

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TreeEater
you do realize that without any sort of proof or credibility nobody actually believes anything you say. we're just humoring you and laughing at the idea that this may be true, not that it is

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

On a scale of 1/10 how legal is Annie in Noxus?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Soft_member
Even if you aren't genuinely good it can still be obtainable. It just requires you to grind and be able to learn from your mistakes and remain consistent.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Techpill
What pissed me out the most is how they made her a PG-13 cartoon psycho "I don't really kill people lmao" kinda character. She has a machine gun and a rocket laucher ffs.
Jinx was all for killing those cops in the building. It was Ziggs who was against it. It was only when Ziggs felt bad that they might have killed people that Jinx felt bad about it. For like 8 seconds.

MPmaster
MPmaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa7KbSfAajg

holy fuck this is legitimately terrifying

How the FUCK does NA ever think they can compete with this sort of shit?

TreeEater
TreeEater

braum support 1/0/9 A-
caitlyn adc 5/0/2 S+
19 minutes game

noise system

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Soft_member
learn how to control minion waves and lane priority and you'll hit masters

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Eve went from one of the worst champs to, once again one of the worst champs. Has there ever been a more of a failure of a rework? Charm takes too long, Q and E do no base damage, ulti has too long of a cool down. Amazing Riot! Keep up the great work!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
Yeah but she specifically said that would have been her first time too. Which is stupid, if she was that willing to do it then why wouldn't she have already killed before she met ziggs?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Soft_member
it depends my dude, there are such huge skill gaps that it's like asking "how hard is it to get a bachelor's degree"
Honestly I think that every man of average intellect or above can get plat if he puts some good will into his game and listens to advice. Seriously, lots of people are stuck in low elo just because they refuse to narrow their champ pool so they have 70% winrate on their favourite champion(s) but their overall winrate is 50% because they keep picking champs they're bad at, "for the team comp", and fail miserably

farquit
farquit

aatrox rework when?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperWish
Fuck off, Burch.

Leave Riot

likme
likme

@TurtleCat
if you have power it's legal e.g: if you're strong enough to overpower annie, powerful enough to have the justice systems in your pocket, and have a strong enough standing to ignore any cries of foul play, it's 100% legal

otherwise you should just stick to fapping to chinese cartoons of her

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
I mean singed wasn't the problem here... just the player

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TreeEater
you seem like a person of interest to me
do you have any contact info. id like to ask you some questions

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

EVERY FUCKING TEAM

RENGAR
ZED
EVE
LEBLANC
SHADOW KAYN
KASSADIN

SQUISHY USELESS SHITS THAT DONT WIN THEIR LANE AND THEN ROAM AROUND DOING JACK SHIT BECAUSE NO ONE CAN ENGAGE SINCE ITS THE TANK/SHIELD/KEK META

FUCK

STOP PICKING THESE FUCKS

EVERY FUCKING GAME GODDAMN

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Soft_member

Every rank is largely a matter of you grinding and learning how to keep yourself in good mmr

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TreeEater
Riot have made Jhin and his lore a "no-zone" for Burch
Jhin's lore is going to be solid

Thank you for confirming this. Then again I would think that Riot would be particularly careful with his future lore, considering how many people love the champ for his personality, character complexity and general lore. Thanks user, I hope you're telling the truth. Hopefully this means he's not allowed to go anywhere near Zed, Shen & co.'s lore either.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
I do not believe you, so nobody believes you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Booteefool
because burch is a terrible writer

@Bidwell
your reading comprehension is awful

FastChef
FastChef

Who has the lowest skill ceiling?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Will rune pages be free as well or are they getting rid of that too? I dont wanna spend IP if it'll be free

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Lads

Lads my heart

This commission will be the final nail in the coffin of my heterosexuality

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
I have fun on my memepicks, unlike you I'm not a metaslave

in fact my next ranked game I'm going blue kayn to spite you

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@FastChef
Sona

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TreeEater

How to play Braum Support and Get Toileted in the Vision Score/Crowd Control Score Dept: The Post

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Inmate
@Poker_Star
this is tilting me so hard

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TurtleCat
It's 10/10 legal unless Swain catches wind of it. In that case he'll feed you to the birds.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TreeEater
Ward more

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fried_Sushi
Don't think they will be free but you can edit them in champ select now.

farquit
farquit

who let the jhinfags out god damn it

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TreeEater
You probably didn't ward enough. Vision score weights more for supports than kda.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
WHAT THE FUCK ANTHONY BURCH WORKS AT RIOT NOW??!

likme
likme

@Emberfire
how was it in your cave my lad
it's been almost 2 years I wager

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@FastChef

Sona. Out of solo laners, probably Annie and Trundle.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@FastChef
Malzahar

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@farquit
you did, thanks for leaving the back door unlocked bro

Bidwell
Bidwell

@likme
I've only been tuning in for worlds since i stopped playing S3

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@farquit
We've been here for two years, user.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i like to go off meta in ranked so males get upset thus making their odor stronger >:)

5mileys
5mileys

@Burnblaze
@Gigastrength
that isn't even close to true. The fact that so many players don't even know what green chord does is proof of that.

She unironically has one of the strongest passives in the game, but getting the most out of it requires you to be very aware of enemy cooldowns and good predictions on when the enemy is going to go in, since ou can't green chord after a talon or a diana ult. Being a good sona player involves knowing when things are going to happen, rather than just reacting.

Sona's skill ceiling is higher than most of the roster, but everyone is going to call me retarded for saying so, because they just picture hurr durr QWQWQWQW. Which is like half of what sona can do.

cum2soon
cum2soon

two remakes in a row
both times the afk was Lucian
Should I just ban Lucian next game?

Also who works best with new Sterak's?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Bloodlord Vlad VU when?
How is this worth 1820?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Need_TLC
KASSADIN
Why not ? The lethality hype is done now that they've nerved dusk blade. The buffs those items are getting only serve to cover the lack of lethality runes in pre-season. Mages are popular again. So this looks like a job for him

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
Well, that's good for you, though I'd argue ignoring worlds as well would only be positive too

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Is Ornn just straight up the best teamfight champ in the game right now? I don't think I've ever lost a 5v5 as him, he's just an endless deathball of CC and %max HP Damage.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
You think I'm as retarded as this guy was?

@SniperWish
Okay then. Have a good night summoner!

@w8t4u
he's not allowed to go anywhere near Zed, Shen & co.'s lore either.
Can't guarantee that. Jhin's like the only thing I know his opinion on.

King_Martha
King_Martha

vg vs vg
place em

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@farquit
You may hate us, but least its jhin and not some bullshit like yasuo that keeps getting autistcially memed

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Bidwell
because his auto-attack animation isn't hot trash

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TalkBomber

He's basically a Tahm Kench for people who want to be allowed in Top Lane

Methnerd
Methnerd

@5mileys
Easy as fuck skillshots, relies completely off of her team to play correctly, is completely outclassed by Janna and Lulu to boot.

Ever since I got to plat I havent seen a Sona. I am diamond 3 now. Plat 5 to D3 without seeing a single champion even once is pretty indicative of their power and capabilities.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Boy_vs_Girl
You think I'm as retarded as this guy was?
i dont know who im looking at but ill play with the idea that you work for riot until i see some good proof
im open to believing but i still look for people that fit that profile for a few reasons

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Bidwell
if they make old legendaries and PF ezreal a lower price because of offset of quality over time then they'll have to increase the price of old cheap skins that were recolors but champ reworks turned them into high quality skins like shadow eve

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@farquit
FOUR

I'm really sorry. I couldn't resist.

@TalkBomber
You might want to read this:

http://www.rollingstone.com/glixel/features/fired-riot-employee-says-hes-checking-himself-into-rehab-w507774

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Nude_Bikergirl
Eve's Q cd is really long when used on anything that's not a monster.

If you've popped the charm, spammed all of your Q spikes, E'd, and they're still not dead, then you have nothing left to fight with for a long time. You're left autoattacking an opponent who'll likely be able to nuke you once that charm's worn off.

You're not really chasing anyone for a long period of time to make use of Rylai's slow. You just keep adding whatever gives damage to ensure your burst kills squishies.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

want to come back to play lol

normal mmr is diamond+
ranked anxiety
go back to playing aram only

Booteefool
Booteefool

@GoogleCat
Kench at least falls off after laning phase where no matter how well he did in lane he gets demoted to "ADC's bitch" if he wants to actually win. Ornn goes from an absurdly strong laning phase to "okay I guess we're never getting any major objective on his side of the map".

Bidwell
Bidwell

Name me at least 5 S tier junglers

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
Probably when another Bloodlord skin gets out, see@Harmless_Venom

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Give me a 3150 or below freelo champion I can win my way to level 30 and 6400 ip with fast

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What's going on here?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Bidwell
Gragas
Reksai
Graves (again)
Jarvan
Sejuani

idontknow
idontknow

@King_Martha
Top wins

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Bidwell
J4, Sejuani, Ezreal, Gragas, Kayn if allowed a kill or 2.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Crazy_Nice
Bless this post, can't argue with these quads

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CouchChiller

Sivir

farquit
farquit

@GoogleCat
Except everything about this statement is wrong because Tahm's best point is in lane, he does fine to great in top, and Ornn is best in teamfights when Tahm becomes useless outside of devouring the adc

RumChicken
RumChicken

@CouchChiller
new xin zhao

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CouchChiller
Urgot if you are autisticly devoted to learning the 3 autos and a q clear

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methnerd
What are these irrelevant things? Are you under the impression skillshots make a champion hard?

Are you under the impression being team reliant makes a champion harder or easier to play? Are you under the impression Janna and Lulu aren't team reliant?

Your anecdotes don't really mean anything either. If we want to talk about play rates, being played in worlds yesterday is more interesting than your personal soloq experience. But that ignores the fact that play rates don't reflect difficulty in the first place, and that entire tangent is irrelevant to difficulty.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Booteefool
@TalkBomber
Im not sold on Ornn yet. I like the champion and his team, and I like getting tanks in my team including Ornn but currently he still has his clunkyness and lockout, although less than before.
His w is overbuffed imo which makes him more relevant, but if they want him to be balanced in the long term they should look at his Q.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CouchChiller
Lux is freelo till diamond, also pretty damn fun

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Bidwell

Gragas
Jarvan
Sejuani
Rammus
Vi

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is patch 7.21 the preseason patch with the unlocked level cap and new runes? Because that's what it is on the PBE. 7.21 will be out in two weeks, right?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller
Soraka bruh

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@hairygrape
This comic was created on her release right ? or is the artist bronze ?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Sharpcharm
“After a long night of some terrible games with friends, I had a couple too many whiskeys and decided to pop in some chat rooms to see who was awake,” he says. “Some discussion started about Tyler1 and I let it rip.”

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Need_TLC
kalistas death animation.

@StonedTime
imagine being this retarded

WebTool
WebTool

@likme
In.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CouchChiller
Twitch

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Flashes behind you

HEH, NOTHING PERSONAL, XMITHIE...

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evil_kitten
is this what happens to you when you have 3 auto aim abilities

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@cum2soon
Is creepblock good for League of Legends or at the least a worthwhile aspect to the game?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@WebTool
shrink self
wait till lulu goes for a bath
swim inside her
????
profit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

sterak's gives me 80 AD
Who okay'd this and where can I thank them?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is Camille still good? I played her a lot when she was sorta broken (not the release broken but the 2 patches broken, before healing from minions and ult duration on first levels was nerfed).
Kinda love that extremely mobility and her aestethics. (aeste-thicc-s, hehe)
Which tier would you rank her now? S? A? Trash tier?

takes2long
takes2long

@idontknow
So if vayne's getting matching skins with Vlad from now on is it safe to ship them ? If so. It really sucks since I shipped him with ahri

Techpill
Techpill

@5mileys
Hitting the right power chord means alot early game, but it's value wears off if your team is already doing well.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Sir_Gallonhead

Until she's able to be a jungle horror again, just stick with maining Fiora if you want to be the duelmaster.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evil_kitten
Yeah, actually. The more personal impact a champion has on a game and the more versatile a kit is means they have a more complex set of decisions to make. I dont care about your stupid fucking waifu and how much you love her you literally arent even playing the game with sona LOL

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@WebTool
I remember when you first started doing this, what's it been a year? year and a half? I could never see myself so commited to such an odd and irrelevant joke but I mean good on you I guess for keeping it up.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TurtleCat
you literally aren't even playing the game
I've been trying to explain to Janna mains that they're just live spectating matches when they pick her but they won't listen

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What the FUCK should I build as Kog

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I keep getting teams like this :c

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Need_TLC
year and a half? it's been WAY longer thant his.

askme
askme

@5mileys
This is like saying Lux is difficult to play because she has to proc her passive with auto attacks or Final Spark for maximum damage.

A Sona main doesn't even have to know what Power Chord does because its effect usually matches whatever it is Sona is trying to do at the moment. Gotta dump that Diminuendo on someone who's just jumped on your carry? Well, chances are you've just cast your W or are about to do so. Really, just about the only difficult' aspect of her gameplay is the fact she's ridiculously squishy and has to be in auto range of someone to take advantage of her Power Chord.

likme
likme

@takes2long
Vlahri

But why
He's not a bimbo chaser

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@farquit
I wonder who draws all of the reaction pics he has

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Ignoramus
smaller kogs

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hardest skillshot to hit?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Ignoramus
Sorcs-Tear-Rylai's-Liandries-Banshees-Void.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PackManBrainlure
But Fiora can't go full "Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger"

5mileys
5mileys

@Poker_Star
There's 3 of them

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StonedTime
Varus ult

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Supergrass
you fuck up and can't swim against the current she creates when moving around and you end up getting crushed
at such a small scale the skin is not elastic and soft but oppressive and stiff
lulu notices a growing pool of blood and gets up, realizes she squashed a bug underwater and gets out quickly
draining the tub, she scrapes your remains up with toilet paper and flushes you down the toilet
you lie half-buried in fecal matter and used tampons, periodically being blasted with piss water until you decay away

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TalkBomber
@BinaryMan
thanks

TechHater
TechHater

@Harmless_Venom
Stop playing for a couple hours or a day. Riot matches you with tilted players

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
Successfully wrapping Vel'Koz's Q around Yasuo's wind wall

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Im going to marry Annie

Methshot
Methshot

@Ignoramus

Rageblade
Wit's End
BotRK
Whatever else you feel like because you can already kill everyone.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StonedTime
Sejuani ult.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TechHater
I already take like days between my sessions though

why would they match me with tilted players

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Illusionz
cool thanks

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
Illaoi could be a cute brown girl

Evilember
Evilember

@GoogleCat
I'll have to call the FBI user, sorry...

Flameblow
Flameblow

@FastChef
Lewd~

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Harmless_Venom
Why not dodge these lobbies lulufriend? did you check their opgg?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Harmless_Venom
I feel confused.
In what server do you actually play meriipoo?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Playboyize
Varus ult isn't hard to hit, it's easier to hit than plenty of basics, it's just hard to hit and highly whiffable for an ultimate. Most ults are intentionally easy to hit despite being skillshots to prevent wasting them. Varus' ult is about as difficult to hit as a basic ability skillshot, but its long CD makes people go FUCK I wasted a 60s+ CD.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@StonedTime

In theory, wrapping Diana's Q around the enemy Braum to hit the adc hugging his asshole.

In practice, Varus ult. No one hits it.

Evilember
Evilember

Anons how do I play jungle? Im so sick of getting flamed by the residential feeding fucking botlane because they are so pushed up and die consistently

Its not my job to win every lane on the map jesus christ

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TurtleCat
It's the turkish server

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Evilember
Anons how do I play jungle? Im so sick of getting flamed
/mute all
You could be Peanut smurfing in bronze and you'd still get flamed
Learn to mute all and especially lanes that are losing
Mute pings too if they start pinging you when they are losing

Just do what you think is best, its often best to play on your strong side of the map for obvious reasons, while avoiding the weak side.

cum2soon
cum2soon

When did they change it so that the loading screen aligns people in top jung mid ad supp order?

takes2long
takes2long

ARE YOU READY FOR FAST & FURIOUS 90'S RUNNING, /LOLG/????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=23&v=gXIXSSvubtg

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember

how do I play jungle

Find out which lane is doing best at the 03:00 mark. Alternate between snowballing them and camping Dragons.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fuzzy_Logic
Before asking that they need to fix it, alongside champ pathing as it gets completely fucked sometimes, besides some other bugs, but Riot's just to shit to do that.
Can't believe after so long I'm still seeing towers take like 2 seconds to switch targets between minions.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
Not if I do first, and once the wedding's over we'll have consensual baby making in the privacy of our new home.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StonedTime
Arcane comet

In all seriousness do people actually think thats good?

girlDog
girlDog

@GoogleCat
I'm going to marry Jinx

takes2long
takes2long

@takes2long
Is this real?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Evilember
help winning lanes and try to be on the right side of the map as the next objective
mute the 0/4 riven having her shit pushed in

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@cum2soon
Dunno when I noticed I could tell who swapped lanes with who.

Evilember
Evilember

@Harmless_Venom
Its good on stuff like Annie and ahri because they pack hard cc

still bad though, its burst which you usually want on assassins, and most assassins dont pack hard cc

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StonedTime
Anivia's Q. At least for me

likme
likme

@TalkBomber
nooo I did not

I already have to dodge a few lobbies with stuff like jungle locking talon and taking ignite and spamming ??? when you mention smite

Flameblow
Flameblow

@GoogleCat
I'm going to marry Xayah, and invite Rakan to the wedding!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@takes2long
Unfortunately it's a rune bug, but still super fun to watch regardless.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
She'll never be your tiny sea salt caramel loli, but maybe she'll get a cute skin in the future.

I mean, did you see new Evelynn? Have you seen the pure sex the skin teams put out? The star guardians, Elderwood LeBlanc, Illaoi's just got excessively masculine attire in her base skin. The bracers, the baggy pants and the big combat boots. If you want her to be cute CUTE! that's still possible if Riot's skin team ever gets off their fucking ass.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

check out the victorious skin
it's graves
literally The Order: 1886 but with Graves and some fancy shit
Fuck. I wanna play him now even though I never tried him out in the jungle. Has anyone played him lately? Any thoughts? Weak? Good? Viable?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Supergrass
@DeathDog
vision points
me: 18
our lee sin: 22
our cait: 8
enemy janna: 19
enemy jarvan: 8
enemy xayah: 7

uhh

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's just occurred to me Skarner's le minigames gimmick actually GIVES AWAY WHERE HE IS.

So what can be done about this?

girlDog
girlDog

@GoogleCat

You could be Sven
FTFY

likme
likme

@TreeEater
What the actual fuck. Why would a grown man with a professional reputation post this shit. WHY???

Techpill
Techpill

How much better would I be off learning just to hard one-trick a champ instead of maintaining a pool for one role? When I start playing Ranked next season

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TreeEater
I have never been more upset at Anthony Burch than I am in this moment.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evilember
I mean the thing is if you have cc like that wouldn't you want the new thunderlords instead? You're going to be able to proc it and deal more damage while they're cc than comet

It just seems really bad, even for what it was designed for, using cc to ensure it landing. It does minuscule damage as well if it did something significant that's another story

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
Hide the name and you'd think it's some 14 year old kid.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evilember
it's burst
It's a poke tool. Anyone who wants burst is going to pick electrocute. Especially now that hitting abilities while comet is on CD reduces its CD.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Crazy_Nice
Take out the mini game and make him an actual champ

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Techpill
much better to have a small pool. It's okay to have a "main" but not the best idea to hard one-trick someone

Methshot
Methshot

@Snarelure
no i like my early free gold for walking over that shit

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
runeterra hasn't invented pizza yet
well fuck that place then

RumChicken
RumChicken

1/9 singed gloating about winning to the enemy team when it's the rest of us that are carrying

DeathDog
DeathDog

Noxus didn't invent their black and red skull motif, it's left over from Morde's rule and they just adopted it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@cum2soon
Cassiopeia or Ryze with comet
please no

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
So quirky XD LOL

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TreeEater
super fixation with the furry midget of all characters
publicy showing it like a badge of honor
At least Veeky Forums yordle fuckers hide their powerlevels holy shit

RavySnake
RavySnake

@VisualMaster
ionia isnt safe
bilgewater is
I have mixed feelings
shadow-isles might get fucked a bit
@Boy_vs_Girl
Can't guarantee that. Jhin's like the only thing I know his opinion on.
What else do you know i want to know if my favorites are safe?
akali? Vi?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@likme
it's just shitposting. except namefagging on twitter instead of 4chin.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@askme
This isn't true, for reasons contained within the post you're quoting.

I literally talked about when it's correct or incorrect to green chord someone and how it's not possible to do reactively, and you start talking about how she's already casting W and using it on people who already jumped on someone.
Please read.

@Techpill
The two that matter are % based. They're do a similar amount of effect regardless of who or what team is doing well. They're also effects that are independent of being on the offensive or the defensive, and who you're targeting (enemy carry or enemy support or whatever).

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TreeEater
/vg/ yordle fuckers hide their powerlevels

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Stop nerf Janna and I'll be happy again.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methshot
it doesnt't create any gold difference between teams because they can earn that gold too

5mileys
5mileys

you will never cuddle Vayne to sleep after an exhausting blood orgy

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StonedTime
blitzcrank q

if you miss, 9 people are about to ping you or laugh at you in all chat. now they can throw out a bliztrank "interesting" emote. makes you question every hook you throw.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

play ardent censer healslut support
feel like I can't really do anything to help my team win the game despite

is there anything I can do to make my support games better

RumChicken
RumChicken

take a long break from lel
come back
anthony fucking literal cuck burch works for riot now

What the fuck. WHY did Riot hire this faggot? Who the fuck said this was okay? I thought I'd seen Riot fuck up royally before, but a blunder like THIS is unprecedented, even for Riot. How the shit did this happen?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@MPmaster
Gooks really are playing 20D chess

girlDog
girlDog

Current twitch
Ardent
Lethal tempo
And now this
Sudden Impact After exiting stealth or using a dash, leap, blink, teleport, damage a champion to gain 10 Lethality and 8 Magic Penetration for 5s.
Cooldown: 4s

I didn't want to have fun playing this game either riot

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Udyr's AD growth changed from 3.2 to 5, same as Illaoi and Morde
Tiger stance ratio changed from 120/130/140/150/160 to 120/135/150/165/180% AD
base AD just got buffed across the board and the new runes give more starting AD level 1 than the old runes and masteries
WHAT THE FUG

TechHater
TechHater

When you consider almost all the most psychotic champions in LoL come from pic related, why is Janna from there?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
To this day my dream champion is an adc that just runs really fucking fast

like Racecar Jhin but a champion actually built and balanced around that

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TechHater
She's crazy in the bed.

WebTool
WebTool

@Stark_Naked
Perhaps Riot finally got bored of the tank meta and wants to go back to the 15 min assasins games we had back in season 5

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TechHater
Zaun will do anything if the price is right. So will Janna.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

1400ap
2.15 sec CD on W

wew

fucking

lad

veigar buffs were neat

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@takes2long
the tower shot following him to red buff
that was pretty funny

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberburn
ywn have floating sex with Janna

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stark_Naked
WE

BACK

ONCE

A

MUH

FUGGEN

GAIN

YDB

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Gigastrength
Just having a longer attack range is nice in itself too

Buffs like those are underrated

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
how the fuck does he have 450 AD at level 1

takes2long
takes2long

@Gigastrength
I was playing him on ARAM and it was confusing how many times I could drop the nuke until I read his skill more closely

RavySnake
RavySnake

I look at DotA
melee champs have 50% more or sometimes literally double the attack damage ranged ones have in some cases, on top of turn rates
League
here you have 10 more MS and 10 more AD than the ADC go nuts

JunkTop
JunkTop

gank bot succesfully level 2 and give adc the kill
they go 1/10 combined in lane after repeatedly dying to blitz hooks
Holy shit can you fucking niggers stop fucking chain feeding and literally step 2 feet sideways to dodge a fucking telegraphed ability?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@WebTool
give tanks FREE stats ontop of busted items
thinking this will kill tank meta

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
Don't forget the extra 200 HP at level 18!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@takes2long
I can't even imagine him on ARAM, I got to 400 stacks on a ranked game and just literally felt like I was playing URF

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Need_TLC
and being infected with chlamydia

askme
askme

@haveahappyday
Star Guardian pussy is immune to STD's

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@haveahappyday
Worth.

girlDog
girlDog

@RavySnake
Melee crit champ
Run or you just die trying to fight them
Ranged crit champ
Laugh at them trying to damage you then kill them

What did they mean by this? Why is it the other way around?

Snarelure
Snarelure

vg vs vg results

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@askme
no wonder they're all SLUTS

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How's Varus for climbing out of silver? No mobility is a con but he slays tanks like nobody's business. A good pick or better to stick to traditional scaling ADCs like Jinx/Tristana?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@askme
Does this mean it's safe to bareback SG Ahri?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@GoogleCat
@hairygrape
@Methshot

So I should anticipate the flame?

Emberfire
Emberfire

best boy peanut is rank 1 in china

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme
Does that include Ezreal's ass?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@viagrandad
That's the only way she lets you do it

King_Martha
King_Martha

What is with Taliyah's nose?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@King_Martha
She got her design squidwarded

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@girlDog
play DotA
there's no real dedicated tank class/heroes
the carries are unkillable as well as shitting damage instead of being glass cannons, but they're actually weak early game

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure
would ya look at those stats

King_Martha
King_Martha

Poppy buffs when?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@askme
thinking star guardianship doesn't come with a dick

oh user thats precious

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RavySnake
play illaoi
they pick vayne adc
she just kills me right-clicking with red buff
can't even go in because she just E's me back or Q's backward
fucking LOL

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
But are they immune to impregnation?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@King_Martha
To keep people from lolg with bad taste from playing her

Illusionz
Illusionz

@King_Martha
They made ugly girl so ugly girls who play lol can self insert as strong indeperent wehman who throws stones at haters

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@AwesomeTucker
ranged carries have unique and distinct play patterns instead of right click the ground, right click the champion, right click the ground

5mileys
5mileys

@King_Martha
Strong independant revolutionary activits with a Tumblr nose for designated audiences

askme
askme

Hi /lolg/

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

heal meta is so cancer you have to buy mortal reminder on assassins
gold wasted on the shitty bonus armor pen passive
especially so on the likes of kayn or talone
Season 8 can't come soon enough
I hope every ardent support is gutted beyond repair and we go back to nautilus alistar thresh kench and taric.

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
EXCEPT SNIPER THAT FUCKING CUNT

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
One day some item buffs make her OP again.
Just wait fags.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
If they absorb the semen as magical energy, they won't get impregnated. So they can choose.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

How tanky is leona womb?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@AwesomeTucker
unkillable and shitting damage
You never seen some good supports. They will keep your unkillable carry in CC for years, when you finally get out of it you will lose all your racks

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PurpleCharger
Not rushing a Void Staff

RumChicken
RumChicken

@King_Martha
After all the trouble Riot went to nerf her?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@idontknow
Sniper is literally made of paper though.

@w8t4u
supports are allowed to be more than engage bots/shield bots lategame

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Emberburn
Lack of void staff lewds in general after the evelynn thing
Disapointing

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spazyfool
support is the single strongest hero on the map before the carries come online
support is just any hero that isn't a carry and not a dedicated positon

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
@Emberburn
I'd fuck Leona right before I kill her because I hate the sun

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
tfw playing Lich support
THIS IS MY LANE NOW, FOOLS

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
Oh hey Diana I didn't know you posted here.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Booteefool
Lich gonna have your momma

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
not knowing Lich is basically a semi-carry now because they changed sacrifice and basically gave him a free eye of skadi in his passive

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@askme
virgin darkin kayn
not the chadow chadassin kayn

Playboyize
Playboyize

@5mileys
I think that won't happen simply because it will break her character too much

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PurpleCharger
She can probably take 8-10 loads before anything starts to leak out

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@RavySnake
pick any melee top champion
you just get heavily punished by vayne
This is a mistake. Not even Heroes of the Storm has this much counterpick power.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Is Riot SJW or not?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
I haven't played Lich in forever, so I wouldn't know. I just remember picking him as a support and spamming Q on the poor bastards making them ship more tangos to their lane than humanitarian relief to africa

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fuzzy_Logic
who cares

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Techpill
tfw I never ever A-move

I don't misclick that often but it happens, maybe I should

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
Found the cuck

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
Ezreal absorbs semen as an energy.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@happy_sad
correction, I haven't played DotA in forever

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
What about ionia lore, riotanon?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fuzzy_Logic
No, they aren't. Few bad apples do not make a company ugly.

hairygrape
hairygrape

would you let trist punch you in the balls?

Firespawn
Firespawn

If I was to fuck Jinx bareback how many STD's would I get?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StrangeWizard
minions don't draw aggro until auto attack projectiles land
when minion aggro is meant to punish squishies with no sustain like Vayne

If you're between the enemy wave and the enemy tower, you should automatically aggro minions. Minion aggro should also calculate when an attack is launched not when it hits.

@happy_sad
Basically they've suped up Sacrifice so it's a deny that grants you 100% gold and experience for the sacrifice. So people take Lich mid and they just sacrifice their catapult creep and it puts them stupidly ahead and the enemy stupidly behind.

Razor is still a cunt though.

@Playboyize
Nah if anything skins exist to break the intended character or at least the aesthetic of a champ. See: the entire justicar line.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Flameblow
8-10
she forcefully asks for more

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fuzzy_Logic
No.
I think they just do a little pandering here and there to cover their tracks.
Then they release new eve.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
asks
there is no asking. she just takes them until you've been firing blanks for the last few rounds

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
Implying she's not a desperate virgin

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Poker_Star

The Chad Assassin
Goes Fast
Goes really fast
Only concerned with going fast, kills dont matter
Carries team through sheer speed alone
Steals everyones waifu with his tone body, doesn't care

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
whos the ex-warhammer guy?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Raving_Cute
Please fucking neck yourself. You can pop a Power Chord at a moment's notice if you have QWE out of cooldown. Yes, you do have to manage your cooldowns and decide when to cast a spell and who you should aim for, no fucking shit, that's what literally every single champion in the game does. The difference being, their kits aren't literally 85% point and click or auras. Good job, your braindead tit monster waifu requires exactly zero effort over playing any other champion in the game. High fucking skill ceiling indeed.

5mileys
5mileys

I keep getting these teams

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PurpleCharger
Yes, you do have to manage your cooldowns
Not really Sona's shit has like literal 2s CDs mid-late game.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@5mileys
blue smite on shyvana
ever

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Boy_vs_Girl
Even so I'm sure she is very diseased from all those fumes that supposedly made her crazy

Methnerd
Methnerd

We are waifu posting just ironically right? we aren't jaded enough to actually think we will be able to fuck a 2d fantasy character, right?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CouchChiller
And he can also become pregnant. Better not think too much about it, though.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@5mileys
well any team with you on it is shit so yea obviously

Nojokur
Nojokur

@MPmaster
It was hilarious when Regi was crying about playing on one patch cuz he wanted time to practice champs. SKT could blind play a new patch in finals and still probably win cuz their strategy is so far beyond anyone else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYE40oohxb4

Check that one out, fuck. Scary

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PurpleCharger
a moment's notice
Literally failing to read the post for the second time.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I want to fug a yordle.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I love Lissandra!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

STILL no Rubick
fuck everything desu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I find wide hips more attractive than butt or breasts

which champion is for me anons?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
I want to creampie that Poppy.

WebTool
WebTool

@Lunatick
Honestly though, LoL's art is going down the shitter.

It used to be great in originality and colorfulness.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Garbage Can Lid
Annie

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Garbage Can Lid
Fiora

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@takes2long
Is this the new 0 sec cd flash singed video

TechHater
TechHater

@Evil_kitten
Jewed/10

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RavySnake
why is her skin blue-purple?

iluvmen
iluvmen

carry team
no honors

Lunatick
Lunatick

Best ass in whole Runterra. Also my wife. Come at me, haters

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@WebTool
nice bait

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methnerd
There's no such thing as ironic escapism, it's just masochism

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Emberfire
i second this

Emberburn
Emberburn

@iluvmen
be goofy the entire game
get carried real bad because I fucked up everything
get 3 honors for being a good goy.

I feel rewarded.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lunatick
sorry buddy dawnbringer riven is the new queen of ass

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberfire
Parries your knockup
Too slow!

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Booteefool
why is shyvana a half dragon?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Garbage Can Lid
Not bait at all.

Just look at GP before he became an edgelord

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Would you let Lilypichu be the mother of your childrens, user?

Emberfire
Emberfire

G2 vs RNG first

ho boy, pretty sure G2 are finished tbqh

I personally hope they get rid of the two Korean shitters for next split unless EU just implodes, get Odoamne and Jankos in there would be pretty sick

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TechHater
This was before her parry countered CC

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
she always does that "ehhhh" face like in my animus

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Garbage Can Lid
piraty mc.pirate pube hair rly god model!!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Carnalpleasure
No. Babies in my family are always unnaturally large (I was 12 pounds at birth). As satisfying as impregnating her would be, it would probably kill her.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
why is that lizard sad?

I want to hugh him and tell him everything will be ok.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@MPmaster
Ah, good old Juggernaut ripoff

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Garbage Can Lid
you back when gp was piratey mcpirate:the walking stereotype

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Garbage Can Lid

Nearly all the old models were disgusting and very simple designs, with all skins being recolours. The art direction is SIGNIFICANTLY better and way, way more diverse.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Carnalpleasure
I wouldn't ruin my lineage with shitty asian genes.

Emberfire
Emberfire

How do I play rumble top? Is he still good mid and jungle too?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Carnalpleasure
Absolutely

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw the worlds' meta is thrash because riot couldn't recognize its mistake earlier

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
girl that dated a retarded canadian greek long enough to get plastic surgery

yeah i'd rather stay a virgin desu

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SniperGod
hm

Emberfire
Emberfire

@GoogleCat
sauce nigger.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Nude_Bikergirl
Soraka used to look cool before she became a disgusting moeblob.

Imagine the new SG skin on her looks then and not what it is now.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

PBE signups are back
must be honor lvl 3
fuck this
I've been honor 2 since it started, but I've had 0 bans or even chat restrictions

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Sharpcharm

What plastic surgery did she get?

Emberfire
Emberfire

tfw we lost a friend today

I'll miss Grape-kun

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
nah, they knew about ardent for months. they even had nerfs on the pbe for 7.18, but they reverted them because "they didn't want to hurt janna too much"

@Emberfire
literally who

Playboyize
Playboyize

went from 100 LP to 3 LP in the span of 24 hours

how was your day, /lolg/

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PurpleCharger
honor 5
no key fragments at all
get chat restricted
back to honor 1
now i actually get key fragments

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@haveahappyday
putting cocks in girls

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
@Nojokur
holy
fucking
shit

hairygrape
hairygrape

tfw you lose your honor level and the pretty ribbon
w-was it all of the sexual comments i've made?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberfire
That's not the original dialogue but it's from Tsurezure Children.
I hear the anime is real good, I read the manga though.

Flameblow
Flameblow

doing flex twisted treeline placements
get 2 retards who don't know the meta at all
get the same teammates again
one of them locks in Quinn
Which one of you is this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
By the looks of it that's already being taken care of

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
Went from silver 2 10lp to silver 1 41lp

I think I'm actually gonna make it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
Unsure whether I should sign up for PBE or not
Anyone here with one what's it like? How often do you give feedback?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
mpreg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2617GBhF3lY

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Carnalpleasure
She's cute, and liking games and cosplay and stuff like that is a huge plus for me, if not the largest single pro or con a girl can have, but I got the impression she wasn't genuine with my boy hotshot and that says a lot about a person's true self.

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn
I get 4 key frags a week, pretty much.
I even get 4 honors in at least 1 game per week, with multiple 1-3 honor games between.
I don't get this system.
My toxic friend who spams nigger all game is fucking honor 5 and has been banned twice this season

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lunatick
Yeah, i mean, they didn't want to admit their mistake with ardent before.
now they can't do anything else but just nerf it.

massdebater
massdebater

back getting 25 LP per win
Fufufu... As expected of me!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

play poppy
enemy doesn't stand near a wall
can't really do anything to them

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@massdebater
no friends
silver 1
look at this faggot

likme
likme

Hey, does anyone have that pic of maple in the kigurumi and it looks like his dick is giant?
thanks

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PackManBrainlure
well considering I went from s2 100 LP to s2 6 LP, I guess my points went to you

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@massdebater
tfw in bronze 2 so there's no good support sluts

Emberfire
Emberfire

can anyone honestly out split push jax
serious question

DeathDog
DeathDog

@New_Cliche

xth for Cute Ashe

Short Hair Janna Edition

FastChef
FastChef

@TreeEater
DELET

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Carnalpleasure
No, but I would gladly date/fuck/marry her. I just don't want kids

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TurtleCat
implying you dont have a duo'ed aniva with you at all times to make your own walls
i shiggy diggy

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberfire
Yorick, Fiora, and Kat

@haveahappyday
tfw have qt missiouri liberal arts student rakan main to duo with when i want

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
trynd takes towers faster
trynd kills waves faster
trynd is a better duelist with more mobility and escape potential

askme
askme

@Emberfire
What the fuck happened to Grape-kun?

Techpill
Techpill

@TreeEater
Oh, wow. He's pretty cute, actually. I kinda want to kiss his belly and tell him everything is going to be alright and we're going to have a family.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Crazy_Nice
he doesn't want kids.

Its too late for you user, the Jews already got you/

takes2long
takes2long

@RavySnake
you mean you?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@askme
He passed onto the next world with his waifu

https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/918633438919368704

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Groups B, C, and D all play before Group A

they did this for my autism didn't they

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StrangeWizard
having friends
Friends are like pennies user. Two faced and worthless!

@haveahappyday
I hope you're not putting me in the same category as those degenerates. I'm not a support, I'm a budget carry!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@RumChicken
not being smart enough to know that your genes are worthless and you're doing the world a favor by not having kids

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Techpill
Finally someone gets it

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
Kemono friends is shit
Kemono friends thread are shit
Kemono friends fans are shit
Kemono friends will never get s2 because its shit.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
Short hair a cute!

a cute!

takes2long
takes2long

@RumChicken
Noooooooo

@RumChicken
Its not just that they're expensive; they're also messy and annoying and a huge pain in the ass

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
this guy gets it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Playboyize
tanks are tolerable, but i was thinking of healers, y'know? or squishies that rely on their team to do anything

@Lord_Tryzalot
you're a support stop denying the truth

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Booteefool
Agreed, short hair is cute.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Carnalpleasure
Only if she's into raceplay.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PurpleCharger
Play only aram
Dont be retard
get 2-3 honors a match
lol

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Beside Miss Fortune, what are some other good ADCs to learn?

t. pre-30 noob

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PurpleCharger
Can i get a PBE account if I am from the LAS server?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Predictions for today?

Will G2 crash and burn?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

jungle garen loses baron to a smiteless nidalee

holy fuck HOW

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Stream
https://www.twitch tv/riotgames
Today's matches decide who will advance from Group C.
Today's match-ups
G2 (EU) x RNG (CN)
SSG (KR) x FB (TR)
SSG (KR) x G2 (EU)
FB (TR) x RNG (CN)
FB (TR) x G2 (EU)
RNG (CN) x SSG (KR)

whereismyname
whereismyname

@MPmaster
While the 3minute stall to wipe out all baron version was neat, it was clearlove fucking up on unborrowing to clear a ward when he had 4 other people to hit the ward for him

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PackManBrainlure
Jinx user , im mid tier gold and still get consist s ranks on her

Scale so fucking hard to

massdebater
massdebater

@CouchChiller
you can get pbe from anywhere, but the server is in NA, so the latency will just be higher for you

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PackManBrainlure
Twitch/Tristana

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
as long as you're using the LAS signup page you should

hairygrape
hairygrape

mid starts running it down mid cause he doesn't get blue buff
"try and report me see what happens"
see this 2 minutes later
heh

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
Unironically Jinx. Her auto attack animations are 10/10 while using Pow-pow and she forces you to learn how to position well and clean up fights. She's a bit expensive for a new player, however. You might want to look into Tristana first - but she has a way of spoling you.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Lol trust me bro its op
Proceeds to get shit on hard

Every fucking time

farquit
farquit

@hairygrape
sperging about not getting blue
not just killing enemy jglr and getting double buffs

Techpill
Techpill

@Nude_Bikergirl
this picture
every fucking time

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Bets

JunkTop
JunkTop

@likme
Kayn was already basically confirmed by riot for having an obsession that bordered on sexual with Zed.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Garbage Can Lid
I like you

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PackManBrainlure
user stop while you can don't go for the adc route like me.

Sure its easy to climb but its just not fun at all, all the adc champs are basically the same with some gimmick.

I recommend you learn any other role besides adc. Just look at me, I'm a good adc main that gets burned out every month because all the adcs are the same for me and I can't play other roles because I suck. Now I need to re-learn the whole game and its taking a toll in my rank (went from plat 2 to 5 just trying my best at top laning.)

hairygrape
hairygrape

are you guys staying up tonight for these games?

FastChef
FastChef

people still risking being toxic and inting when we are so close to end of season and getting your good boy Wards and Skin

why tho

Techpill
Techpill

@PackManBrainlure
Ashe would fill you out with a solid AD roster
you wouldn't be playing around escapes and would absolutely have to learn how to kite/position to function
Lucian should feel familiar to you coming from MF though, but he's a riskier investment long-term compared to ashe in no small part due to how he varies between being viewed as shit and oppressive

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Illusionz
Just try and call me a support buddy. I'll take the kills, I'll take your cs, I'll take your jungle and I'll take your blue buff while I'm at it!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RavySnake
I love Shyvana

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is Riot still pretending they didn't know Ardent would be broken at Worlds

likme
likme

Main jungle
Play role that's not jungle
My jungler is a mastery 0 skinless Master YI
Literally, and I mean literally never ganks and just farms
Somehow still has less cs than enemy Galio
Comes to gank (a lane that's not mine) with bloodrazor and dies
Meanwhile, my enemy lux has been pushing lane and zoning me from cs all fucking game, even trying to kill me at my tower and missing her E despite me already being caught in a binding
Yi never ganks despite her having no summoners, pushed to my tower, probably has no wards, and their jungler is on the map keeping top lane
Why is it that no matter whether I jungle or mid, there's someone absolutely incompetent that uninstalled their minimap playing my role?

WebTool
WebTool

playing ranked with mastery level 5 champions

you deserve to lose

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This nigger is complete fucking bullshit. Honestly, whoever gave the greenlight to release this cancer needs to fucking kill themselves asap.

hyper mobile faggot with blinks, movement speed buffs, stun, sheild, and a free get out of jail ult lol

Lmao and before you reddit mathematicians start talking about pick and and win rates, it's not always about numbers. This faggot is completely unfun and frustrating to play against.
inb4 "le stay silver xd"

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
Top wins
You have more poke

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@hairygrape

2 gook teams
1 eu
1 wild card shit team

sight, i just woke up, so whatever

Snarelure
Snarelure

I pick nasus top
enemy top can zone and push me off of CS with no jungle intervention

I play against nasus top
jungler is nowhere to be seen, if I try to zone him all it takes is whither + red buff and I'm dead

I don't wanna be all me unga team bunga but holy fuck the impact of a jungler in this matchup is obnoxious

SniperWish
SniperWish

Lolg
How do i become a better jungler
>kill jungle camps
I mean i always feel like i lag behind everything.
i dont feel like i apply the same presure as my oponent
Any general tips or videos to learn what i should be doing to be a better jungler?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spazyfool
git gud

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Playing Anivia vs Yasuo
He's shoving me in and our Lee took second blue
Build Tear into Tabi and Zz'rot then get GLP since it's too late to stack a Rod
Yasuo dashes around teamfights being useless while I'm walling off chokes and being fucking invincible
Walking under tower to wall off escapes and tank bolts for team
Being indestructible sure feels good

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Anybody else have bugged Pick 'Ems?

WHERE MY 16 POINTS RIOT????

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Flameblow
my kills, cs, and jg
as in i set the kills up for you
all you do is use one ability
Idk babe, sounds like a team-reliant support to me

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spazyfool
First of all, you just lost to an Ekko, post the game now so we can see what you did.

Second, shut the fuck up.

Third, he's an assassin, whats he supposed to do? nothing?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool

being a supplicating faggot who openly admits to changing their appearance to please their gf
hurr durr "punk rock music"

written by a truly disgusting beta neet

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I like shen, what do i build

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
Yeah, that's why he's fun to play. Fizz, LeBurst and Shitsuo have got nothing over this beautiful black boy.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Snarelure
holy fuck the impact of a jungler in this matchup is obnoxious
the same could be said for every match up in top.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperWish
okay first of all don't play gay shit like sejwani or fidlesticks, only play alpha champs like lee sin. Jungler is always early-game centered role so only play early game champ. Then u never fall behind early and if u fall behind mid game who cares lol

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
Good lord what's up with the res? Build a pc with a proper gpu for starters.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperWish
What’s your IGN or somewhere I can contact you? I got you bro

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@ZeroReborn
@ZeroReborn
look mommy i posted it again!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Alright lads, about to test out some of the new stuff on the PBE. Any requests?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Cait is a lot of fun

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@New_Cliche
I don't know how to ms paint lol

DeathDog
DeathDog

@PackManBrainlure
Trist. She's has enough escape, self peel, and range that she can be very self-sufficient. This is good for times when your support doesn't bother trying to peel for you, which is most of the time at low level.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spazyfool
I love that 80% slow on his Q
So much fun to lane against

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Is Kat just god awful bad after whatever shit abortion reword she's suffered or just stupid awkward to use?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
titanic hydra randuins thornmail visage

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

why the fuck do they say the complete 1907 fenerbache instead of just fenerbahce or even FB

5mileys
5mileys

@BinaryMan
Both, her reset mechanics will forever prevent her from being balancable, so she's kept in a god awful state perpetually.

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
She actually takes braincells to play now.
Before she was so fucking brainless you just press Q + E + R
Her old W did literally nothing.
I find her more fun to play now, but if an enemy kat gets ahead, she can just dominate and win early

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

finish up last ranked game of the season right before worlds starts

gg

Supergrass
Supergrass

IT'S THE JOKER

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

frosk on the desk
fucks sake

why did riot even hire this sjw

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
the org bitched at riot for not saying the full name

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
I guess but there are plenty of assassins that can open up on you and then if they get peeled or simply aren't able to gibe you cleanly in the first engage then you have a chance to escape. He's way to persistently annoying and his "trades" are too strong ala old riven where she can go in to burst you, but if you try to fight her if you aren't OG pre rework yorick or Olaf or some shit you just lose and die.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Firespawn
You got me good. Wew

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BinaryMan
She's not bad.
But her early laneing can be awful and can easily prevent her from doing anything.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

papa and jatt on the analyst desk
no...

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog
Is Twitch good? People seem to praise him as a climbing ADC, and the free true damage seems nice

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
Harder to play than before and kinda weak even then since they had to nerf her out of pro play. Thank Faker.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Sir_Gallonhead
I saw a post about this on reddit.Apparently there is some sports team or something called fenerbache and if they just say that instead of the 1907 part they can get sued for copyright or some shit

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

why is papasmithy is so disgusting to me even in a suit?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stupidasole
those Kat and Yasuo duo names
I would int just to to spite them

Playboyize
Playboyize

@FastChef
twitch is good if you're good, he abuses out of position enemies so hard

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BlogWobbles
Hopefully captain chad will cast.

@Stark_Naked
He's the guy who fucks your waifu in doujins

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Raving_Cute
women i don't like are sjws

Evilember
Evilember

@Firespawn
toxic 9
i want to see the rest

@SniperWish
look at you minimap every second you can, always look for potential ganks. take at least one scuttle on first clear, don't back if you still have a decent amount of health & mana

RavySnake
RavySnake

I thought league was dying because riot is fucking retarded but it turns out every online game is in decline. What are people playing now? Or is the world just too shit now for people to have time to play games now?

takes2long
takes2long

@Methnerd
jesus fucking christ user now i can't get that image out of my head, he really is that guy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
A little bit of both, honestly. She can still do the Kat thing but you need your opponent to get caught in the dagger's AoE, so you could say there's a much bigger element of counter play in any Kat matchup.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PackManBrainlure
She's supposed to be a professional, not a special snowflake who wants to 'express herself'.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RavySnake
no gay sex with hats on
no is naruto real
no is faker an android

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Go into your Collection
Look at your main role/lane's champs
Tier them based on your season high performances, with how often you played them as a second metric
post results

askme
askme

@RavySnake
people jump to whatever flavor of the month streamers tell them is cool.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spazyfool
guess what, he is not going to be deleted or anything

keep crying

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Love when I get these kinds of people on my team! How do they function in society with this much brain damage?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
He's pretty good since ambushing thrives on the chaos of solo queue and his ult lets him single handedly win games. You need to have better positioning though since he lacks almost any defensive tools. Trying to stealth to get away is pretty unreliable.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TechHater
I mean i could understand "throw dagger it goes here" if it didn't feel like it decided to fuck off in random directions

Old Q was pretty user friendly, throw at back of wave to harass, front of wave to clear, EW to trade/clear waves, etc

New W just feels like a garbage skill and the instant reset on E with CDR feels like that alone has more capacity for being stupid.

I think its just a bad rework overall

farquit
farquit

@RavySnake
5 games dictate the entire market

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Supergrass
just because she's an edgy emo girl doesn't mean she's a sjw

you fucks are going to ruin that word just like you ruined the word autist

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BlogWobbles
not like this...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@RavySnake
who cares

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RavySnake
the fotm players are all on pubg

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RavySnake
Pubg is the new new thing. Lol is gonna outlast it like it did every other moba

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@haveahappyday

Playing ADC in 2017

viagrandad
viagrandad

BEST couple!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Methnerd
He's the guy who fucks your waifu in doujins
jesus fuck
you're right

hairygrape
hairygrape

@LuckyDusty
this reminds me, was a lolg tier list of players ever made past year?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@RavySnake
Call Riot retarded all you want, but they sure fucking know how to market themselves and the things they sell.

Evilember
Evilember

@Garbage Can Lid
Literally Camille

FastChef
FastChef

NA cant lose today
Yaaay

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Raving_Cute
She's easily the best english language LPL analyst.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperWish
Learn how to kite camps to minimize your damage intake while maximizing output. Track the enemy jungler through CS and on the map. Watch for lane trading, be where you need to be when you need to be there.

Jungle is all about setup, being at the right place.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lord_Tryzalot
Where's Urgot

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
Put "PUBG" into your metrics and you'll have the answer

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@FastChef
He is most excellent, it's just that he's constantly banned.

@PurpleCharger
That's hilarious. I've only ever seen things like this in flex where the level 2 gank is practically guaranteed is they queued together. Like, I've seen level 2 Elise blue buff ganks.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Poker_Star
she's an sjw who wants to express herself rather than appearing professional

her analysis and discussions are good, makes me respect her as an analyst and even caster but let's be honest, she'd be a lot more respectable if she was more like sjokz or literally any other riot female

iluvmen
iluvmen

@DeathDog
ashe sux lmao

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@eGremlin
what's the problem with frosk having her own style?
you fuckers get bothered by literally anything

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
Every single of of those games has been in sharp decline in quality for at least a year now

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Lunatick
The new method is to W + Q + E (to the new dagger) then E back to the first dagger from W
Her W is also a mini ghost, since you get increased MS
Good for escaping ganks, chasing down low health people, etc

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RavySnake
I spend twice as much time on pubg than lol.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Team screams for me to play a team reliant support
Cave in
Adc build 3 attack speed items while starting relic shield
End up under tower
Jungle ignores us
Later people freak out we are losing

I really wish I could predict what people are building so I know to pick damage or not.

takes2long
takes2long

@Lunatick
I think her Q was tweaked at some point post-rework, it's supposed to land behind her primary target so Kat can go in with Q E and then back out with a Shunpo reset.

Inmate
Inmate

quickshot vedius kobe
fml

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperGod

For me, in the Graves/Corki "Rito gibe a better identity please" Tier

Playboyize
Playboyize

I feel like Frosk has to measurably drive down viewership

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
what the fuck? this is some next level shit

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Time for some boring meta picks!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
I'm the optimist and support main kek

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

who is this lesbian monte cristo impersonator

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

quicksh1t
vedius

jesus christ why do they even invite EU casters not named Deficio

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Vedius is so fucking awkward holy shit

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
Sjokz doesn't even play League and doesn't even know shit about e-sports.

She's literally just there for her looks.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BinaryMan
she's much better than before. the nerf prevented a practically unavoidable lv2/3 cheesy all-in. it made her RIDICULOUSLY strong against almost every lane matchup.

now she's back to "losing" a lot of matchups again, but because of the high damage potential, she can still win if the opponent misplays.

and then she's just stronger in general outside of lane. wasting ult isn't the end of the world for her now, since she can still kill squishies with just her regular spell rotation.

Techpill
Techpill

ayy look at that google money paying off

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

So i hit gold 5 and all drive to play the game outside of normals is gone. do I try to push plat or play other games until the season's over?

Firespawn
Firespawn

is Uzi the most successful loser?

FastChef
FastChef

@Playboyize
I would like to drive my dick down Frosk's vaginal canal
She has that Rooney Mara aesthetic
Fucking dykes straight is my #1 fetish

@BinaryMan
my waifu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RumChicken
as someone who's never played any of these arena shooter games, why did PUBG take off so much? What makes it different from DayZ and h1z1

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fuzzy_Logic
mfw deficio kobe and rivington

askme
askme

@BinaryMan
frosqtrin

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

would you a fem mlxg?

Techpill
Techpill

why does vedius, objectively the worst caster, get more cast time than ANY other caster?
Who the fuck scheduled these casters? Vedius his mother?

Its killing all my fun

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nojokur
@RumChicken
Not really though.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@LuckyDusty
i go from defeatest -> flamer -> blogger. in that order.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Garbage Can Lid
good core experience
it is a fucking buggy shithole and a mess of a game
but the core experience is so good and solid people come back to it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Deadlyinx

ayyyy

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Deadlyinx
mlxg
Yes.
fem
No.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
matchmaking system mainly helped push it ahead in popularity. being able to either go solo or play with a couple buddies in full games whenever you wanted without worrying about trying to find a server to play on is always nice.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Garbage Can Lid
They paid streamers a FUCKTON of cash to promote their game.
It was the the BR type of game, but polished, unlike H1Z1 or the autism that is Arma 3 mod community
It's fun for normies to play in groups and is easy for beginners

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

SEND HELP.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Who's that doublelift looking guy on RNG?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

those RNGay signs

askme
askme

@Nojokur
all of them?

Playboyize
Playboyize

When is tentacle lady getting QoL

Techpill
Techpill

@Nojokur
Cytte. (NA)
I'm shit and i know it but i dont understand what to go to get better

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

someone please feed mlxg
dude's fucking dissapearing

Evilember
Evilember

@Harmless_Venom
I'm pondering sending an email to riot support in hopes that my account is still filed under "Big RP Spender Whale" where they would do whatever menial bullshit I asked back in the day. I used to get stupid refunds all the time. I kinda want to say "blah blah haven't played in years blah blah don't like character refund my skins because your rework sucks, blah blah" I have like 5 kat skins cause I used to like the character but i'm really over try to learn an awkward and bad character and trying to have success with her

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Deadlyinx
muh dick

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

someone get that man a steak

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
this Sivir is the degenerate keeping people from climbing
STOP FUCKING PLAYING THIS PIECE OF SHIT
PICK A REAL CHAMP
PLAY FUCKING RAKA ADC IDC, ANYTHING BUT THE GARBAGE THAT IS SIVIR

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw comfy NA player watching RNG pop off and am happy that the week 2 curse cant hit me tonight

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Redpill me on Quickshot. Ive always heard he's annoying, but not vedius tier, but can also generate lots of hype when he casts

likme
likme

@Evilember
So if G2 loses this game it's impossible for them to get out of groups right?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

is there a way to play jinx against bronze triple assassin teams or should i not even bother

TreeEater
TreeEater

@haveahappyday
This is literally all I've played for any significant amount of time

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@New_Cliche
Play a better character.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I would love to see a trist ult a 5k health chogath into the enemy team while brand passive is about to pop and pyroclasm is flying towards him

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@likme
they can still force a tiebreaker

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fried_Sushi
If the caster's name isn't PapaSmithy or Deficio, they are garbage
Phreak needs to be publicly executed imo
The rest are numales

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Deadlyinx
is there a way to play any champ, literally crit bard mid, vs bronze players

yes

viagrandad
viagrandad

@askme
this one

5mileys
5mileys

@Snarelure
this dont mean much when you think of the world wide playbase, and how many countries dont use google that much

infact it barely means anything at all but you keep posting it.

girlDog
girlDog

@LuckyDusty
Truly the best boy.

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
that had literally nothing to do with my post but i agree user

w8t4u
w8t4u

And we're back to the Cho'gath, Maokai and Sej.

@Deadlyinx
Sounds like a comfy time.

Emberfire
Emberfire

How is Ryze right now?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@w8t4u
this meta is so boring.

RIP GAM

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fried_Sushi
What about kobe?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

let me see those PogChamp /lolg/.

idontknow
idontknow

Thx Riot, no froshitskurin today

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Deadlyinx
Yes but I think Vayne or Lucian would be a lot more fun.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fried_Sushi
why do all eurocucks jerk off to deficio? sorry you only have one good caster so you have to praise him like 'hes gods greatest gift just kys

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Gigastrength
true but there's way more pressure on nasus' enemy to keep from ever being able to stack his Q because once he gets rolling it's hard to stop

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
Underwhelming and difficult.

@eGremlin
I think the games yesterday were pretty entertaining. Maybe these'll be okay.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
are you a pro player?
if yes, play him
if not, don't even fucking think about it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@w8t4u
Corki games are usually pretty exciting

@Fried_Sushi
I like Captain Flowers and Jatt as well

That manlet Aussie NA LCS caster is the worst

idontknow
idontknow

@Soft_member
the problem is that he and his team are also bronze

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@idontknow
??? It's Frosk, Jatt and Papa on the desk

Frosk is competent, get over it

Illusionz
Illusionz

Oh, that's just...tragic.

@SomethingNew
Corker
Ye, true.

I wonder if/when he'll get a visual update. Probably not anytime soon but he just seems so out of place relative to the other yordles.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Illusionz
Pro players do the favor of using the Arcade skin 99% the time, It's one of my favorites (although it looks absolutely nothing like Corki)

Are there any ADC's so far which have played Kog without using the Pug'Maw skin? If so I'll cheer for them

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Shitty cameramen.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@MPmaster
How the FUCK does NA ever think they can compete with this sort of shit?
Uhhh by not being monkeys and not playing competitive League like it's solo queue? I'm surprised at all these replies saying it's so amazing. It's basic strategy you can employ when you have a 5 man team and can co-ordinate properly. The CC stacking was genuinely impressive, but defending bot tower to ensure EDG don't get a chance to gain vision at Baron is fairly basic stuff that ANY team should recognize, the fact they don't is an indictment on the western scene.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
I'm actually NA
I just really enjoy Deficio's voice. He also doesn't memepout for hours.
Riv and Azael literally sperged over that rick and morty sauce and "covfefe" during summer split

JunkTop
JunkTop

uhh why did Khan run Attack speed on Nasus?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nojokur

Why won't they buff her? Why are they doing this to me? All I ever wanted was to main the delicious brown ADC, but she's so shit. "muh spellshield, muh late-game crits"

Why isn't she allowed to get the Twitch treatment at once in her existence?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RavySnake
this inferiority complex

Everyone likes Deficio

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Lunatick
If you think her ""Late game crits"" are an asset worth mentioning, you're not playing Sivir. She's picked for waveclearing and teamfighting with a strong frontline.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw your jungler is a borderline god that reminds you of Street Jimmy
but it doesn't fucking matter because bot fed the enemy Trist very fucking hard
"support" Teemo just built full ap and never touched his support item, then blamed the loss on everyone else
I just... jesus fucking christ, just dodge if you don't know how to play support. I'll probably never get a jungler like that ever again.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

people complaining about Trist when Kog exists

Nojokur
Nojokur

i dont

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

If janna is the queen of disengage what is nami? queen second rate janna?

Booteefool
Booteefool

How do I deal with troll supports? I swear to god im so done with ADC as 40% of the time its some clown whos playing fizz or lee sin ect

I cant report them as apparently "off meta roles " no faggot you are playing them because your subhuman trash that cant fucking buy a 450ip champ and build busted items

Spamalot
Spamalot

@JunkTop
To ensure you'll put some respec when you say his name

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lunatick
She need an entire rework. You can go 15/0 before 20 minutes on Siv, and you will still lose.
She rarely even works in pro play with 5 coordinated Challengers.
I agree, she has a cool aesthetic as a mercenary/explorer, and she has some dope skins.
I can really see her being one of the big updates after they fix the bug that is Nunu

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Techpill
nice memes

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stupidasole
Kog doesn't matter when the team does nothing to protect him

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stupidasole
Kog is squishy as shit, and can easily get blown the fuck up
Trist has 2 forms of self-peel, and a fucking katarina-esque reset on her W
A kog without a good sup and frontline is worthless

Flameblow
Flameblow

just lost my promotion to gold, dropped to 40 lp during those three lost games. that's where I started earlier today. I'm sick of this shit.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Booteefool
dodge

Emberfire
Emberfire

We need more Kayn in here.

preferably dominating thicc yordles

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

were Poros a mistake?

5mileys
5mileys

literally 1 more auto on that tower

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Kog is such an oddly designed champ, his entire playstyle revolves around autoing with W yet he also has three other active abilities that are super weak and don't really synergize with your W in any way

Playboyize
Playboyize

@AwesomeTucker

The quotations and "muh" were there for a reason. Jesus.

And the late-game crits is referencing her team fight. Wew lad

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
you shut the fuck up right now

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Poker_Star
you are literally answering your own question, his W is so strong his kit has to be shit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
if only because the other abilities were much stronger when they used to be ap based

now their impact is dulled in any form

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

If repeating digits I go to class, otherwise stay home and watch worlds

Snarelure
Snarelure

CHINESE CROWD SO SALTY LOL

Evilember
Evilember

NA GETTING JEALOUS

EUPHORIA IS REAL

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

4000 gold above the chinks

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Playboyize
I was only pretending to be retarded

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Evilember
he thinks g2 is getting out of a group with ssg

lol

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

GO G2 DESTROY THOSE CHINK FUCKERS

King_Martha
King_Martha

@PackManBrainlure
repeating digits on vg
nigga go to fucking class

TreeEater
TreeEater

G2 literally /our/ EU guys
fuck mallet man

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BunnyJinx
in my defence i was pretty pissed off and it was my last game of the night
i didnt heal any of the 4stack for banning eve
we somehow won that

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
Oh right lel I forgot

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TreeEater
Found the Immortals fan

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PackManBrainlure
Haven't been going 2 class for 2 weeks now

@TreeEater
Mad bro?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot
What are you, some sort of faggot?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
In my defense I threw a fit in draft and in-game
What?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Prophet here.

I predicted FNC getting out of groups.

G2 is also getting out of groups.

No NA team gets out of groups.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Syndra completely wastes ult on Cho

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
Yeah I'm pretty sure 75% of this thread "predicted" the same thing

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
I've been on a sleep schedule where I go to class in the early morning and then sleep after I get home, it's so fucked

Techpill
Techpill

NA in week 1
Eu in week 2
what is this?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
kys

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums NA when?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Techpill

The usual worlds bullshit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
shittalking poros

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/191959219/#191973642
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/192055513/#192065462

my revelations have changed.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lord_Tryzalot
tfw cute girl had a poro keychain thing and I used that as a conversation opener

Based Poros

Techpill
Techpill

@Techpill
NA gets wins in week 1 where the meta still has to be discovered and it's chaotic as fuck
NA loses in week 2 where you need to adapt to the meta to succeed

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
The next time you talk shit about the malletman will be the last time you talk, shitface

FastChef
FastChef

@Poker_Star
You know where to go back to.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
It's not just keeping them bot to clear baron vision, it's doing that from behind and their patience and commitment in executing their plan and then the mechanics to pull it off successfully.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Emberburn
Thank you Mr. Mallet.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Techpill
EU region is dogshit so they need time to scout out the other teams and adapt to the meta

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberburn
thank you mallet man

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberburn
Thank you based mr. mallet

SniperGod
SniperGod

Shite

WebTool
WebTool

69 LOL

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberburn
thank you Mr. mallet

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

G2 stomps RNG
WAIT WTF?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Reminder Kog is badVarus

5mileys
5mileys

@Emberburn
Kys mallet man

Bidwell
Bidwell

the absolute GREAT state of EU

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

EU suddenly winning games
Looks like even china have to submit to the SCRIPT

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Carnalpleasure
Jesus Christ no those kids would be more hideous than me

Methnerd
Methnerd

that maokai build
Are they even trying?

Booteefool
Booteefool

don't ban cho
have no plan on how to counter him
lose
are """"pro"""" players retarded?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

/vg/thread/192172521#p192172521
/vg/thread/192172521#p192172521
/vg/thread/192172521#p192172521
/vg/thread/192172521#p192172521
new

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Wow, this is beautiful.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
Nice try Juncker

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

lmao china

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Methnerd
rek'sai and corki ending alone

hmm

Nojokur
Nojokur

@kizzmybutt
they won't beat ssg and rng will get a freebie vs wildcard

g2 is still out

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Emberburn
Thank you Mr. Mallet

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Emberburn
Thankyou mr. Mallet

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Poker_Star
I'm saying you're blind and/or delusional

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Stark_Naked

What did he mean by this?
(literally tho)

TechHater
TechHater

@PurpleCharger
honor 5
havent been toxic all season
just nice
not even a single passive aggressive comment
#reformed

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@LuckyDusty
Team leader>=team reliant>flamer>leaver

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Urgot is a ba-

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