League of Legends general - /lolg/

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

old /vg/thread/192182727#p192182727

eyosongive.us

All urls found in this thread:
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
http://pickem.euw.lolesports.com/en-GB#how-to-play
http://euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=speedermun
https://twitter.com/C9Sneaky/status/913418994459320320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8PtYuXPYRQ
https://www.masterypoints.com/highscores/champion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7FzTFROtAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3hlRIY2UhI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLGnzjrH1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzMnCv_lPxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twtW2qG8P0g
Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

xth for Syndra

Booteefool
Booteefool

does Samsung just feel like a team of jobbers to anyone else?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Booteefool
/lolg/ will tell you that they're tactically jobbing.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why do people buy Duskblade on MF?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

FUCK

viagrandad
viagrandad

you

takes2long
takes2long

/vg/thread/192182727#p192190132
But power dynamics in relationships have nothing to do with femdom

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Burnblaze
Hotshot still takes the cake for worst sitting form

eGremlin
eGremlin

@viagrandad
bullshit

askme
askme

@Raving_Cute
purple hair

Confirmed anal slut.

StonedTime
StonedTime

getting close to diamond boys

as long as i keep playing my main two junglers looks like i'll be good

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

majority of people scored 6 points on their pick'ems
Please share your pick'ems if you have 6 or less points

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Burnblaze

xth for Cute Ashe

@Firespawn

Cute Janna. thanks mate.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

man i feel really bad for G2
people say C9 is hardest group because SKT is there but for real it's one of the easiest one ahq and edward sucks totally
group B and C are the hardest for western teams, i hope C9 will make it because i want all western teams to make it out of groups, i have mixed feelings about group D but as eurofag i'd like to Misfits win over the TSM

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

league of cc tanks
leona nowhere to be seen
rework when?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Well it was fun, see you tomorrow with more ass

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@eGremlin
not bullshit brother

askme
askme

JUST
fuck korea,fuck na and fuck taiwan.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SomethingNew
BULL
SHIT

JunkTop
JunkTop

What's the appropriate thing to say to your TF if he gets outroamed by a Veigar?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@MPmaster
is she korean? because i don't know if i can fap to this

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

/vg/thread/192182727#p192190245
/vg/thread/192182727#p192190359
/vg/thread/192182727#p192190268
It's less about that shit and more about the fact that they didn't give his goddamn Arclight skin a changed VO at all. I would've happily paid 500 more RP for new VO. I mean, Yorick's default VO is the best in the game, but summoning your angel queen only to have her hiss at you how the world should suffer and all should be undead is so fucking disjointing

Emberfire
Emberfire

@MPmaster

bless you buttanon

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Garbage Can Lid
B was most certainly not the hardest and actually the second easiest, one team blew it and the other didn't

EDG is still a good team and will take 1 or 2 games off of Meiko's sheer force of will, that nigga will go Alistar and have his jungler play Ivern or fucking Lulul if he has to

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

/vg/thread/192182727#p192190503
actually unironically believing this
Women are not a hive mind you collectivist.
Your romantic, relationship and sexual preferences are not based on your gender, but on your own individual experiences.
There are less dominant women because girls are taught from a young age to be submissive, again this has nothing to do with them actually being women.
There's a reason men with single mothers and gay parents turn out to be fucking faggots.
Just as there are faggy men that break the dominant man stereotype, there are dominant females that break the submissive female stereotype.

Stop falling for right wing propaganda.

@SomethingNew
Easiest shop of your life.

farquit
farquit

play like absolute garbage or worse, don't care how the first 20 minutes go
your TANKS AND SHIELDS come online after 25 minutes
facetank everything your opponent has, and just a-move down the nexus

This meta is complete and utter shit. Or more precisely, LoL is a shit game because it keeps oscillating between this and "LOL I BURST YOU" garbage

likme
likme

@askme

hairygrape
hairygrape

@GoogleCat
right wing propaganda
no such thing dummy

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
what do you WANT

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fried_Sushi
Probably Japanese
Those panties are great

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Ryanne "Froskurinn" Mohr changed her legal name to "Indiana Juniper Black" in 2015

I bet this degenerate has or had a tumblr account. Maybe if we dig up some nudes (s)he'll get the Krepo treatment and we'll no longer have to look at that degenerate during esports.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sharpcharm
so i can't fap to this because i won't fap to down syndrome people

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@hairygrape
not having immediately filtered that faggot and hiding the posts of his orbiter

iluvmen
iluvmen

@GoogleCat
Women are not a hive mind
few singers and movie stars wear denim hotpants
billions of young girls wear denim hotpants

few singers and movie stars wear a choker
...

Emberburn
Emberburn

lolbabs,Tell me about the last time you had fun in this game

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
This is actually good

TechHater
TechHater

@King_Martha
It's funny because Japanese people say the same shit about Koreans

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
be born male
become female(male)
change name to Indiana Juniper Black

???

happy_sad
happy_sad

@askme
Silly user, you're gonna be the anal slut of SG Syndra.

Inmate
Inmate

@GoogleCat
Your romantic, relationship and sexual preferences are not based on your gender, but on your own individual experiences.
Yes, girls who get abused by their dads end up being crazy dykes surprisingly often
There are less dominant women because girls are taught from a young age to be submissive, again this has nothing to do with them actually being women.
Imagine actually believing this
There's a reason men with single mothers and gay parents turn out to be fucking faggots.
Because their unhealthy upbringing has broken them as people
Just as there are faggy men that break the dominant man stereotype, there are dominant females that break the submissive female stereotype.
They are all mentally ill, but your "dominant" dyke gf will still have rape fantasies and falling for the archetypal Chad

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberburn

When Xin Zhao was released.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
Wait you have the same picks as froskurrin

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fried_Sushi
xth for dominatrix ashe midriff area with ice whip

@Emberburn
30 minutes ago. enemy shadow Evelynn took over the game and i sandbagged right along with it. got harder every time she used her pre-charm curse on me COME... TOUCH ME and finished right when she killed our nexus. it was amazing.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CodeBuns
She actually posted a nude from the back on her twitter to "show off her tattoos." She has a really shitty ass.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TechHater
Japanese don't eat dogs which automatically makes them more human than gooks

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

How fucked are my picks?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

/vg/thread/192182727#p192189538
Actually they should

They don't add anything to the game and just take up space and resources
Games at like 140 champs already, its starting to get bloated

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@LuckyDusty
c9 over skt
Why intentionally sandbag your pickems?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

How do I get a cow gf?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stark_Naked
thought this was in response to a "they shouldn't stop making new champions" post
turns out it was in response to a "they shouldn't delete old champions post"

nigga you braindead? i can't think of a faster way to incite mass player flight from the game than to start banning people's 5+ year mains.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TreeEater
tsm first

into the trash

idontknow
idontknow

@Nude_Bikergirl
because I got back into the game around the time we could vote and I havent played the game since early 2015 orso.
So I just tok some gambles with the teams.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

When the FUCK do we get that Riot fighting game

Nojokur
Nojokur

@w8t4u
the moan when her W is fully charged
Fuck.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Sharpcharm
Fighting games are dead. Unless DBFighterz manages to revive it, never.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@idontknow
gambling koreans being anything other than second seed anywhere
gambling skt to not finish first
Well I recommend this be the only thing you gamble on even so

massdebater
massdebater

tfw have become so much of a jaded ass that I'm actually considering getting Quinn

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
Man, I feel bad for mains of old champions, all of those challenger yoricks are no longer challenjour.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Skullbone
Nobody mained old Sion or old Galio
I'm not sayin to delete shit like Vayne or Ahri or Irelia. But the benefits of drastically reworking champs like Sion or Galio drastically outweigh the drawback of upsetting literally 5 ironic mains.

New Sion is more fun, looks better and is played by many more people than old one. Maybe one or two people are angry they can't play their totally not unplayable garbage AD 4 PDs Sion, but in exchange we remove bloat and add a fun and good character.

Obviously this assumes the reworks are good and not hot garbage like Morde, but that's another topic.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

enemy team is camping for their mid for the entire early game
at one point, I even spot the top laner and support near mid right as I die
we still win anyways because our jungler camped top and got chogath fed which led to chog being able to zone their orianna out of teamfights
also lol blitz constantly hooking our rakan
Getting carried feels nice. I like this feeling

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sharpcharm
Fuck fighting games
I want a league moba

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@w8t4u
tfw pick malzahar and prevent anyone from sandbagging by handing them free kills

KILL WHO I ULT YDB

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fried_Sushi
Imagine Riot forcing the Cannon brothers to make a shitty card game or something after buying their studio

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Inmate
Imagine actually believing this /r9k/ and /pol/ spew.

Thinking that girls aren't taught to be submissive from a young age
Literally all of media focused at young girls teaches them to be submissive.
Examples: Barbie is represented as the most submissive slut ever and is pushed on literally every girl, all of the most popular female pop stars are autistic sluts who act like role models for some reason. Then there's the classic submissive female / dominant male stereotype that's literally pushed in every TV show from the last 6 decades.
These are just some of the surface factors that can impact a child.

Someone who avoids this kind of market shilling will usually end up not falling into the stereotypical norm, that's what my first point was implying that you brushed off with the "abused by daddy" stereotype.

Mentally ill
irony.

All women have rape fantasies
Heckin go back to /r9k/.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What does your least played day about you?

farquit
farquit

@SniperGod
classic submissive female / dominant male stereotype that's literally pushed in every TV

Then how come you're a submissive homo instead of being a chad?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
swiftly kill yourself

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stark_Naked
It says what champions I prefer more

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@haveahappyday
I'd play a League card game if it was well made like Magic and not just dumb rng like Hearthstone.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nojokur
let Evelynn take over

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@farquit
Unironic mommy issues.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StonedTime
void staff purchase
"imagine all the placed that can go?" - thot
she means your brain cavity are she caves you skull in after you die to fast

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperGod
Oh man, I wonder why entertainment and toy companies and such push the feminine and submissive stuff on girls and the masculine dominant stuff on boys
It's a real mystery
Must be some sort of conspiracy to turn women into submissive sluts
As we all know before the era of mass media there were plenty of valkyries and female knights just like in my goony nerd entertainment

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

namefag
post porn
samefag
beg for attention
be a leftist
start arguments
engage in these arguments for a while
have dumbass opinions that contradict the majority of this site's views then call everyone dumbasses for not agreeing with them
truly based

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
where can i find more people like you?

iluvmen
iluvmen

still replying

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@LuckyDusty
namefag
disappear for a while
return
leftie namefag
makes you think

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@LuckyDusty
He bases his views on the current Veeky Forums fotm ideologies
Frog poster
Literally admits to having no original opinion.
Sheep.
Clockwork.

@Firespawn
So you get it but you act like you don't?
It's not a conspiracy, just a bias that's been around for a long time.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
still diamond 1 / diamond 2 on fiddlesticks, i'm okay with that on 10 hours of play per week. i really haven't had to learn anything new on him in years.

@BlogWobbles
not reading the post chain

my response was about deleting old champions, not reworking them. reworks are okay, sometimes... deleting old champions is just a braindead move.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw no cute anime poster to duo ranked with

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Deadlyinx
Nah, she wants to place the full size of it into some holes aka your throat

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stark_Naked
It's not a conspiracy, just a bias that's been around for a long time.
Imagine unorically believing in a random bias that's been around since the dawn of humanity in every culture that matters

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Playboyize
still
replying

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

be leftist
ruin things

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@New_Cliche
i wish i wasn't in OCE lol, I want to duo with all the cute animu posters

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

When is Super Galaxy Annie getting released?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
Loving this new meme

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberburn
5 minutes ago. I popped off as my boy Bard and got 4 honors and a mastery 7 token.
tfw you get the pixelperfect aim and ulti just the enemy carries when they're out of position

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Poker_Star
wanting another annie skin

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
Lotus Irelia
purple hair
anal slut

SG Janna
purple hair
also anal slut

I don't know user it makes sense

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@askme
Syndra
Being an anal queen
Why does this make so much sense?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
Last time i played
all the meta acds are fun to play so im having a blast right now

TechHater
TechHater

@AwesomeTucker
not being mastery 7 bard for the last year or longer

you even trying?

just get chimes, go nashor's tooth, and get 150+ cs as a support. guaranteed S rank token 3 games in a row

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Carnalpleasure
I wasn't being sarcastic

King_Martha
King_Martha

Ahh, the purging flame has come.

@Playboyize
Logical fallacy my dude.
Just because it's been around for a long time doesn't make it correct.
The fact is that your gender has nothing to do with your personality, which is based on your upbringing and social circle.

@askme
@Poker_Star
Galaxy annie has purple hair
Really makes you think.

@Emberburn
Last night I had a fun game where we won a 4 v 5.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Playboyize
He cannot understand how submissiveness bias can arise from part of the population that was routinely enslaved due to their physical weakness

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Get NA bronze account from a fiend
Whenever there is first blood I mention politics saying somehting like "that's we should have voted for X"
Chat explodes for the rest of the game

takes2long
takes2long

Tell me about the Ionian
Why does she like anal sex so much?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Burnblaze
that's we should have voted for X
maybe they're angry at your horrid illiteracy

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberburn
Popping people with Ahri's charm damage amp+DFG. Riot should bring back DFG.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
Regular Annie has purple hair

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Skullbone
he posts absolutely fucking delusional leftist opinions on Veeky Forums and acts like they make sense or will be taken seriously

Evilember
Evilember

@takes2long

Because purple hair.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TechHater
not building frozen mallet when you have over 80 chimes and pseudo-rooting everyone for ten million years
But yeah, I should've gotten mastery 7 Brad a long time ago. I kind of took a break from league and came back like 3 months ago.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@takes2long
Lotta booty for a hired warrior

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Burnblaze
play on na
says some "swear" word like poop or dick
get instantly permabanned because you triggered someones ptsd about diarrhea
nice server nababas

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@ZeroReborn
play on EUW
can't report anyone for flaming because i can't understand polish or arab
nice server

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@King_Martha
your gender has nothing to do with your personality

true/false: testosterone and other naturally occurring hormones can influence one's temperament and thereby their personality
true/false: on average, males have higher testosterone levels than females

thanks for playing

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Deadlyinx
euw
polish
kurwa

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@takes2long
Has only ever had anal sex her entire life. Her hymen is still intact.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@King_Martha
Females are biologically programmed to be submissive in almost every species of mammal.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

eu wakes up
thread iq drops by 80 points

Nojokur
Nojokur

@King_Martha
Just because it's been around for a long time doesn't make it correct.
You sound like the kind of retard who would try to force a vegan diet on his poor dog
@Skullbone
Breaking news: wet streets cause rain

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn
EU time
discussing lewd purple girls and buttsex
NA time
fagposting and erp

hmmm

Playboyize
Playboyize

@takes2long
Ionian men are very traditional "only procreation purpose", and Irelia is barren since the soraka ressurection incident (She passes it as keeping her virginity, almost noone knows the truth), so she only has it in the ass.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@PackManBrainlure
I wonder if the pattern is true

Evilember
Evilember

@Firespawn
the goal isn't to kill champions, user, it's to kill minions. 150+ cs on a support, get that S rank token, probably lose the game but who cares, and then it's on to the next mastery 7. bard ain't nothin' special. *coolly smokes cigarette*

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperGod
Irelia's hired for a different reason aside from being a warrior.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Poker_Star
They usually release skins a day after the patch or on the actual patch.

Last skin I got was Dragon Sorc Zyra and it was out the day after the patch released.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Playboyize
infertile

It's weird how even though she's an anal slut this still makes me soft

SniperWish
SniperWish

PBE accounts now open to everyone honor 3 or above
At last, I'm free.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Who are the most irrelevant characters in the lore? I know Amumu and Ezreal are incredibly irrelevant, who else?

Techpill
Techpill

@BunnyJinx
Uberdriver?
Babysitter?
@Garbage Can Lid
Annie

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperWish
chance for actually good people to play on the pbe
how am i going to memebuild now

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Garbage Can Lid
the summoner
(You)

WebTool
WebTool

@haveahappyday
No waifu is perfect, user. There are drawbacks to accept.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
open to everyone honor 3 or above

King_Martha
King_Martha

@WebTool
Nah, infertile is a no go for waifuing

One night stands however....

w8t4u
w8t4u

@eGremlin
Honorlets...

Techpill
Techpill

@ZeroReborn
play on NA
regularly rage out in chat, but do so in a way designed to get around automated detection systems and confuse players rather than get all of them to agree on reporting me
0 bans, 0 chat restrictions across my 4 accounts in the last 6 years

you just have to do it right user.
wrong way
ALL: fucking kys faggot jax is broken as shit
right way
TEAM: FCUIKNG FAOGOGT JAX
TEAM: GREAT IDEA IROT LETS MAKE CHAMPION THAT CNA IGNORE AUTOATACKS AND ONE-SHOT ME
TEAM: FUNHKKJG KILY OIU SREL FSUBHUMAN SCUM

saving your worst stuff for postgame chat, especially after most players have left, is also helpful. postgame chat requires someone to submit a screenshot and a support ticket, and most people are too lazy to do that.
number one way to get reported is talking shit to the enemy team. they will always report you if you turn chat into a pissing contest.

t. toxicity legend

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Techpill
id still say its a matter of luck avoiding a ban desu on na and euw
buncha sensitive pussies

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evilember
I'll make sure to tax all lanes whenever I'm roaming for chimes. 3 creeps for a shrine and my PRESENCE, fuckers.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@eGremlin
I know this feel
Luckily I have one singular smurf that isn't honor level 2 or 0, but rather honor 3

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Garbage Can Lid
I was gonna say Nunu, but then I remembered at least he's part of the avarosans, so I guess that makes him more relevant and involved in the lore than Amumu and Ezreal.

I guess Kayle, Morgana, Lee Sin, Fiddlesticks and similar literally have no lore ever since they retconned the League.

RumChicken
RumChicken

>>192193016
Real blondes aren't sloots, the bottle blondes are.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw you almost throw an easy win because the team can't decide whether we need to blow up the vayne, kill the last standing inhib or bum rush the nexus

I really hate those games that you know should have ended at least 10-15 minutes prior

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

PBE IS OPEN
I REPEAT
PBE IS OPEN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REGISTER YOUR ACCOUNTS

@Firespawn
Is that you, Kalista?

TechHater
TechHater

@Garbage Can Lid
Sona

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

try logging into the pbe
position in queue 9000
wait time 1 hour 15 minutes
ITS NOT FAIR
I HAD AN ACCOUNT BEFORE ALL THE SHITTERS GOT IT FOR BASICALLY FREE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Techpill
Techpill

@Raving_Cute
"We've upgraded the hardware to get more players in"

Emberburn
Emberburn

>>192193016

Purple hair is IRL equivalent or purple hair.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'm gonna onetrick kennen to gold

don't mind the W:L ratio

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Techpill
@eGremlin
Have you tried not being teenagers with anger management problems?

Emberburn
Emberburn

I deleted my league folder years ago and now that I'm back in the game I'm regretting it. Can you guys reply to me with some quality leagiue reaction images?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Techpill
now the pbe can hold 3k people without collapsing on itself instead of 500
woah....

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Ignoramus
Have you tried not being an attention whore with daddy problems?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
support main

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Techpill
@BlogWobbles
it's funny because when the rune changes first came out that shit was so laggy, like people were rubberbanding all over the place

I wonder if it'll be the same now that there's so many assholes

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@iluvmen
cant wait to find out when i actually get in like a day from now on

JunkTop
JunkTop

I don't understand why shield supports like Janna and Lulu even exist. If the enemy gets one of those and you get stuck with a Blitz or something you just auto lose unless the enemy is bad. It's so fucking stupid.

likme
likme

@JunkTop
Gotta give egirls something to play @Ignoramus

StonedTime
StonedTime

@JunkTop
Their design isn't inherently flawed, Riot is just shit at balancing so most of the time you end up in situations where Janna/Lulu using their shield after placing their cursor on their adc has a better impact (and also is usually more mana-efficient) that her opponent who used a skillshot/delayed spell

eGremlin
eGremlin

@likme
egirls

You mean fuccbois.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
it's not that they exist
it's that Riot just blew them out of proportion with the power increase they get from masteries and items.
Ardent Censer gave increased shields and heals, attack speed, on hit damage, on hit healing (removed)
it's basically a 7th item for AD carries
imo grievous wounds should apply to shields as well or Riot needs to stop buffing supports with cancer items instead of changing their kits

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperWish
I've applied for the PBE for years on a pristine account that I've been playing since season 4 almost every day.

Never gotten an invite. I think my worst offense is getting a leaverbuster warning a night I dced in a blackout.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@New_Cliche
it's basically a 7th item for AD carries
Nunu literally obsoleted forever since that was his niche after 10 minutes

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Ignoramus
It can be hard to get honours if you have no friends or don't butt lane.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Bidwell
the applications thingie was straight up bullshit
What's your elo on that account? I got the strong feeling that they'd only take silver or bronze players, which I can understand because the PBE is a small player pool and dropping in diamond players (with a blank MMR) in a pool of mostly low elo players would be extremely frustrating for the latter.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Ignoramus
sona mains
I thought it was a myth.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Playboyize
Does Irelia beg like a slut to have someone fuck her hard in the ass?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@haveahappyday
What is this expression supposed to convey

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Carnalpleasure
submissiveness

farquit
farquit

@Emberburn
Implying Nunu's W + K***ht's Vow + Locket isn't as much of a 7th item as healwhore's censers

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberburn
Nunu became obselete the moment Riot gave Lulu's W a AS buff.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@haveahappyday
Irelia never begs she just takes it

WebTool
WebTool

@Carnalpleasure
That is the "buff me Riot, I'd gladly do anything" look.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@takes2long
@Stark_Naked
@BlogWobbles
Thanks lads

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nude_Bikergirl
Silver for S4, Gold S5, Plat S6 and Plat this season.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

im a pantheon main and just laned against pantheon for the first time
that shit is absolutely cancer i feel bad for playing it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Ignoramus
have you tried:
not being a female(male)
not being an attention whore
not being a support main
not being a support main somehow hard-stuck in low Plat
not talking shit to someone who lives in a better country, is older than you are, is in Diamond, and also has Honor 5 despite getting away with a lot more shit in chat than your pathetic attempts to ERP with your ADC

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nude_Bikergirl
Realistically they should only have higher elo players since they are the only ones who are going to give you any idea how strong something is

Methshot
Methshot

>>192193889
But the only deleted posts seem to be "purple hair = anal"?

SniperGod
SniperGod

one guy can lose the game by himself if he wants
one guy cant win the game by himself no matter how good he is
nice game lads
back to s2/s3 meta when?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
That's patrician if it goes into con

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

enemy mid doesn't connect
they get to remake

my jungle doesn't connect
remake suddenly doesn't work

I don't get it, the game literally said a summoner disconnected before the 3 min mark and the guy never came back

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@New_Cliche
imo grievous wounds should apply to shields
This is the obvious solution but riot is retarded

Ony thing that should bypass grievous is life gain (like nasus ult)
Obviously nerf Lulu while we're at it to make up for it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BlogWobbles
Glad to be of help.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Methshot
APM in league

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methshot
Well you must not be looking hard enough

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperGod
You can still 1v9 but it's harder and much different than in S2
Understand that league has shifted a LOT towards a macro game and less a micro game.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I was looking at my pick'ems and noticed that immortals finished 3rd and GAM 4th
Why is that? Wasn't GAM higher in the tiebreakers or was it based on just their games or what was going on with that?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StrangeWizard
the better question is why do resists apply to shields?

askme
askme

Have an early game team
Everyone loses lane early
They scale up to be monsters
Can't stop them

I need to stop getting shit teams.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@iluvmen
He doesn't train his APM with 5 warmup matches of starcraft before jumping into his games of leagues so he can be fast enough to make "fiddle dead as f"

Uh, lolbabs...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StrangeWizard
Is that you, Kalista?
This is why you shouldn't cut Janna's hair

StonedTime
StonedTime

toplaner is named uchihaclan6
instalocks first pick riven
gets shit on because he gets counterpicked like a retard
proceeds to complain the entire game how its not he's fault he lost because he got counterpicked
i don't get it do these retards choose to be stupid or what ?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StrangeWizard
yeah playing against a Lulu is obnoxious as fuck
shield that gives on hit dmg
speed up and AS buff
point and click ranged 2 second CC
life gain +knock up ultimate
fully takes advantage of ardent censer
this bitch is literally the only thing I ban

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
wait a minute I know what happened, some retard got first blooded before the remake option came up

still a shitty feature tho

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@PackManBrainlure

you are meming but playing sc2 should probably improve your mechanics a ton

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

>>192193889
Yeah, I did kinda ruined the thread up to this point.
Sorry.

@JunkTop
Because the meta needs to constantly shift so it stays fresh and people keep playing the game.
There was a time when blitz / thresh was meta and picking Soraka was suicide.
It will change after worlds.

@Carnalpleasure
Satisfaction derived from being degraded.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BinaryMan
has to spend at least 90 seconds out of the first 3 mins disconnected.
connect for 2 mins -> leave game = no remake.
it's to prevent people from remaking after their jungle gets invaded.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StonedTime
Purposely counter picking
Not just beating them on superior ability in a skill match up
user you're a little bitch.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Illusionz
My ass clenched after I looked at this pic

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
Unironically turn every shield into a skillshot, problem solved

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
this.
I mean windspeaker's would make a little sense if shield health had no resists

FastChef
FastChef

@Harmless_Venom
how does memorizing some shitty build order and clicking 500 times on 1 spot a second help with mechanics

Illusionz
Illusionz

Those new Death Sworn skins are so fucking bad. They don't even look Halloween themed, they just covered the champs with ugly blue shit.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@kizzmybutt
Hard stuck in plat
Not played a single game since i hit Plat 5
My MMR is already too high for Plat 5
Stuck

It's fine knowing you spent the entire year grinding for diamond, But i only came back to league in September since 2013, I'd say i did just fine being "stuck".

Considering my win rates, i'd easily try to get high Plat/Diamond 5 if i wasn't busy with uni.

Thankfully i'm not a poop sock.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@FastChef
Not him but muscle memory is a no brainer, along with general reaction times.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@iluvmen
he was on my team

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Illusionz
he thought we would get some god tier skins like headless hecarim for halloween
just enjoy the edgy skins that dont even look good bro

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Lord_Tryzalot
You sure did
Hope you die stop posting

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
Irelia would just treat you like her fucktoy though. It doesn't sound consensual at all with you being left mind broken after being ridden by her for several hours, getting to extract every last drop of semen you've got.

Inmate
Inmate

@FastChef
oh my bad i thought you had some idea of what sc2 is like

i dont know senpai, how does the need to keep track of a lot of things at the same time paired with precise controls of both mouse and keyboard help with mecahnics

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
@Nude_Bikergirl
S1 account
Never banned
maybe like 3 leaves over thousands of games all back in s1/early s2
Got instant invite wight when pbe was first announced

Evilember
Evilember

@Illusionz
@eGremlin
halloween skins used to be so great before those dog eating yellow goblins bought riot out

TechHater
TechHater

@Inmate
sounds like you could just practice that in league without having to play a shit game my man

Soft_member
Soft_member

What is the hidden OP these days?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Illusionz
They stopped looking like halloween skins with TT update like 3 years ago or so

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TechHater
Well if you're really up to it you can go to Brood wars.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater
absolutely, i never claimed otherwise

starcraft is actually a pretty decent game

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Soft_member
Top Lane Leona

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Soft_member
2 ADC with stoneborn pact and ardent censer.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@FastChef
how does memorizing some shitty build order
How is that part any different from league?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberburn
@VisualMaster
starcraft and broodwar are good game no doubt
but starcraft 2 is dogshit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Soft_member
Blitzcrank with Zeke's Convergence

Spamalot
Spamalot

skins like this are still 975
they still haven't gotten new effects or just price drops

takes2long
takes2long

@w8t4u
mfw i reached Diamond 5 in fewer games than (s)he has played on her(his) top 3 champions
nice try

(s)he is still in college
nice try again

idontknow
idontknow

@TechHater
you could just practice that in league without having to play a shit game
No, you'd still be playing league.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Be toplane
Playing a very difficult matchup
Despite the fact I'm playing against ranged I actually kill my opponent
Manage to get decentish farm under tower
Don't get ANY pressure top from my team at all
My tower goes down
I freeze lane near my tier 2 so I can catch up a bit
Enemy top roams bot
Retards start spam pinging the enemy top tower
4 bot
Fucking idiots. If you're not going to pressure my lane get fucked. Lay in the bed you made when my opponent roams on you, I'm not going to break my freeze cause you did fuck all to help me.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@w8t4u
"Poopsocking" is the activity of a gamer so focused on playing that he would rather shit in a sock than risk a bathroom break from the action.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StonedTime
he has a static build order for champs
top laughter

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BinaryMan
You think people have a static build order in sc2?

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
just buy this new low effort ugly monkeyshit skin for 1350 and forget about it

TreeEater
TreeEater

@eGremlin
how do you even manage to not be honor 5 by now

@JunkTop
Because carries need help to survive the assassins. And it's not even a problem with the champions - it's again another case of Riot being stupid and nerfing shit that isn't the problem. This would literally not be a thing if riot didn't introduce THREE (3) heal/shield% items and ONE (1) heal/shield% mastery THAT ALSO GIVES MR/AR which is STUPIDLY STRONG against PENETRATION.
Ardent Censer wasn't even thought to be good until tanks resurfaced

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Harmless_Venom
ofcourse :^)

farquit
farquit

@TreeEater
how do you even manage to not be honor 5 by now
be toxic retard

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
Mfw i couldn't give a shit about anything you've achieved in your 9 months of playing league.

I went from Gold 5 to Plat 1 in 22 days in a role that let me watch GoT on the other screen.

Keep on poopsocking.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@CouchChiller
You can't do that, scouting and reacting to what the enemy is doing is the majority of the game. The only relevant build orders is how to start up your early game economy and which tech you want to go for, unless you're zerg which in that case, early game is all about drones.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BunnyJinx
It was a threeway tie and they were supposed to play Immortals vs GAM too but fuck that who cares. 3~4th were left as undefines, both GAM then IMT and IMT then GAM are right.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I've become really tired of Sion. What should my new tank for top be?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberburn
I just 6pool every game

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Skullbone
Plat 5*

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
6pool
You haven't played sc2 since 2010?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nude_Bikergirl
tank heimerdinger with full hp regen runes and tank masteries

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nude_Bikergirl
"tank" rhaast

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Harmless_Venom
It helps you remember to keep looking at your teammates screens and minimap, but it's not like it will instantly make you challenger

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
Urgot

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
This is the real harrowing skin this year, as well as being skin of the year

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nude_Bikergirl
Tank Karma

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
@Burnblaze
@Stark_Naked
@hairygrape
As in, dedicated "build 6 tank items and disrupt shit in teamfights" tank, not "take this non-tank champion and use a cheesy build" tank.

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn

You used to be a waifu poster !?

If so, i might have all your pictures in imgur album ready to deliver, answer asap

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Firespawn
rock solid man of 1000 armor

Supergrass
Supergrass

@takes2long
Skin of the year
user, please.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@takes2long
creepy as fuck

girlDog
girlDog

@takes2long
this skin takes me back to when riot had originality and actually put effort into skins

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BinaryMan
But what if I have to go up against some shit like Rumble, Swain, or god fucking forbid, Vlad. Can Malphite actually do shit if facing those.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
Hey Morty! I'm a Bee Rick!
Thanks for the upvotes.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Firespawn
Malphite is pretty stupid right now, even deals damage if you go full tank

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Firespawn
you're fucking boring
Maokai
Nautilus
Galio
Cho'gath
Malphite
Dr. Mundo
Ornn
Rammus
take your pick you faggot

girlDog
girlDog

@takes2long
Why the fuck does he turn into a bee?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Supergrass
generic anime girl skin number 42,000
best anything

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Soft_member
you start with 12 workers in lotv. Early cheeses aren't nearly as strong, most games tend to be macro or timing attacks.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
building a cowl and hoping for the best

WebTool
WebTool

@girlDog
but it was based off a fan concept and looks shitter than that

Booteefool
Booteefool

@girlDog
Why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@girlDog
this skin takes me back to when riot did stupid joke skins
FTFY

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Bidwell
Whatever you say, fag.

Inmate
Inmate

enemy top laner is basically afk
my fucking bot lane is throwing a bitch fit about some stupid shit and feeds the tristana 8 kills before 20 minutes

just carry harder my fucking ass

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Soft_member
At least I'm not a retard like you.

TechHater
TechHater

@Inmate
its "just wait for riot to nerf supports,adcs and remove ardent from the game" now user
get with the times

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SomethingNew
@w8t4u
t. lonely subhuman that only wants little anime girl skins

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Supports earning more gold than junglers/top laners in most games
Relic shield on adc is becoming more common
Tfw ardents bubble is about to pop
Waiting for a 5 man ohmwrecker meta before it gets plucked

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@JunkTop
Go home Vladfag, nobody likes your faggot of a champ.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@lostmypassword
asks people for suggestions
receives suggestions
no I don't want those
At least I'm not a retard like you.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BinaryMan
Star Guardians
Little girls

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@JunkTop
vlad players are fat neckbeard though
vlad is literally the lazy mans champion

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RumChicken
For you.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@takes2long
Bee
Not him flying away like a baloon

askme
askme

@TurtleCat
Hey, can I get a tank recommendation
Karma!
Rhaast!
Urgot!
Heimerdinger!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
SG Ahri is anything but little though unless Lux is a womanlet.

likme
likme

@lostmypassword
Believe me I want to go home getting real tired of Iceland
@VisualMaster
Nah they're cool /r/vladimirmains is the best champ subreddit in existence

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What champions are actually complete fucking bullshit but kept as they are because muh skillcap

DeathDog
DeathDog

Fucking EU and Immortals fucked up my worlds pickems. 9 points out of 2 groups. Tsm are going to fuck up aswell tommorow I can feel it. So I wont be getting 34 points for that Icon. Don't trust user on here to give a decent pickems for this meme sport I don't watch.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
Lux is a womanlet, in that fanfic riot released she mentions always looking up to Janna's face

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
Trusting in immortals

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TurtleCat
Fiora

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
Riven

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Leona with Stoneborn and Ardent rush?

Methshot
Methshot

FACT: Lulu is the SWEETEST ANGEL!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
reddit
dirty nigger

Evilember
Evilember

@TurtleCat
Orianna

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stupidasole
Don't play Malphite enough to know, maybe if you go Doran's Shield into stuffing yourself with potions. Dedicated tanks are kinda supposed to be bad against those. That said, Galio and Cho are probably the two that could survive decently well.

@TurtleCat
Azir, Kalista.

idontknow
idontknow

@Ignoramus
Lux really is a womanlet
Literally perfect for getting manhandled against her will.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
9 out of 32
How?
Didn't you get free 5 points for LZ, then free 8 points for G2 and 1907?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@DeathDog
trusting eu
Lmaoing @ ur lyfe

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Poker_Star
I need to do this too. Some junglers just straight up ignore the top lane even if the enemy toplaner is shoving in 24/7.

As a toplaner, you must play selfish UNLESS your jungler/midlaner actively help you deal with enemy toplaner and jungler.

askme
askme

try to log in to pbe
see this
ummm

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

when did you realize hashinshin is right and top lane is a 2v2 lane where you're irrelevant if your jungler is bad

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@GoogleCat
5 for LZ and 4 for that other team who went 0-6

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spazyfool
Khan already said that it's the jungler's fault if you lose top and the game.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
but hashinshin loses 1v1 fights, nothing jungler can do when he's so bad

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TurtleCat
I wish Anivia actually felt like a bird-mage and not a mage-bird

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

34 points means you have to hit at least half of each group and one extra team
I'm going to be platinum mad if the icon is JUST for the first half of Pickems

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

TFW finally got a pbe account.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Raving_Cute
can't login anyway because everyone and their dog now has a PBE account

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
they didn't even have an ardent, they just killed the lane

after looking at the replay I made the mistake of trying to help botlane with the fed as fuck trist, I tried more than once to TP to down to their fight to shut her down but every time naut would just stand there, summoners up, ult up

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sven and Doublelift exposed as one trick shitters
People actually think they can move on
kek

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
http://pickem.euw.lolesports.com/en-GB#how-to-play
Here. I'll save your blood pressure for later.

idontknow
idontknow

@Raving_Cute
I don't see how, whenever I try I get page not found when trying to create a new account.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@askme
just wait it out bro
im down to 35 minutes now :^)

Spamalot
Spamalot

@idontknow
Does syndra just milest every SG?

farquit
farquit

@Raving_Cute
is that an actual job?
what the fuck kek

SniperGod
SniperGod

everyone now has PBE

SniperWish
SniperWish

@WebTool
I am not, I wasn't an internet personality

FastChef
FastChef

@Spamalot
Yes, Ahri's probably her favorite though.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
Thank you.

Each correct pick during the Quarterfinals rewards you with 5 points. Each correct pick during the Semifinals earns you an impressive 10 points. Successfully picking the World Champion nets you a whopping 20 points!
maximum amount of 124 points
Assuming LZ and SKT fall on different sides of the bracket, you get 30 points for FREE, and if they fall on the same side, at least 10 points for FREE.
Getting the icon is a fucking joke then.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@FastChef
Why? To dom the dom?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Important question for you barafags

Do baras jiggle? Do you like jiggly baras?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
cant wait for game quallity to go down even more desu

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
Wow it's almost as if the worlds orb is shit

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid

Fucking "dom" girls into submission is best.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Harmless_Venom

my dick

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Harmless_Venom
I prefer girl who verbally abuses you to egg you on to utterly pound her

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

RNG managed to 2-0 SSG
What the fuck? Isn't KOREA the one and only good region?

TechHater
TechHater

what's considered good CS per minute for a top laner? I get around 6 but I miss a ton of CS

takes2long
takes2long

Would Evelynn date Vel'Koz?

massdebater
massdebater

4/0 azir with almost finished morello's
0/4 diana with 3 dorans and boots can still solo me with 0 effort
fun game

Supergrass
Supergrass

@takes2long
No Velkoz wouldn't be fun to make suffer

massdebater
massdebater

just kill me already

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I just went up against 4 shield Nautilus top as Garen. Never again.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Garbage Can Lid
I mean, who wouldn't want SG Ahri to be their submissive slave? She'd get regularly called by Syndra to come to the showers while the other SG do not know what'a happening behind closed doors after Ahri goes inside. Aside from the pleas from Ahri for Syndra to stop, coupled by lots of loud moaning

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

any kennen players here?

is AD kennen still work doing? I tried it a few times but I couldn't tell if it was very effective because every time half of the enemy team gets fed

Methshot
Methshot

@Snarelure
I wonder if Ezreal joined expecting a harem and instead gets nothing

Emberburn
Emberburn

I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Carnalpleasure
4 shield naut top
what

Inmate
Inmate

@Methshot
Nah, that's just every Ezreal player when they saw him join in. Ezreal himself was actually just looking to discuss dresses and make up while making girly poses for big, burly aliens.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Ignoramus
prob means d shield

what a massive waste of gold lmao

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Inmate
Big, burly aliens

Reminder attractive young females are into attractive young males and panties will fly as soon as the sexy male antagonists of the star guardians come out

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methshot
Ezreal wanted to make his bp even tighter and magical for Taric

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I made it boysss

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Ignoramus
top lane is pretty irrelevant rn, no matter what you play

farquit
farquit

@SniperWish
Weeeeeew I wonder what dirty albanian is behind this post

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperWish
Reminder retarded inbred females are into getting windows to close on their fucking necks for shitting on conversations that don't involve them over and over.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperWish
If they're doing the magical girl thing right, at least thinking about sailor moon, most of the antagonists are evil women. But there is that one blonde guy working for queen Meryl in sailor moon.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Methshot
Ezreal got pushed into a bed by one of them once and that was when he noticed how hung one of them was. So, he immediately tried to get away to no avail.

5mileys
5mileys

@Ignoramus
any kennen players here
kennen players
kennen

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@farquit
Okay which fucking nationality is vladfag I've heard like 5 different ones.

Not that any eastern European nationality is redeemable

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Ignoramus
Just play him ap bro, works wonders

eGremlin
eGremlin

@GoogleCat
Or if they're doing W.I.TC.H. we are in for a treat with Cedric, Phobos and co (this is the only katawa shoujo I ever got into)
@Gigastrength
Senpai this is 5cheng deal with it
@farquit
Albanian

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@VisualMaster
she's got eastern blood
london is her city
with a hard fetish on nordics
simple, no?

5mileys
5mileys

@eGremlin
Honestly I just want a Tuxedo Mask Twisted Fate or something like that. Maybe Tuxedo Mask Jhin.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fried_Sushi
so "she"s a shitskin?

girlDog
girlDog

@Fried_Sushi
Which eastern nationaly though? There's a difference in subhumaness between a Pole, a Serb, and a Romanian.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Ignoramus
Support shield item, Courage, His W and Locket.

He never died.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BlogWobbles
Yes I am a shitskin
tfw no white bf

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SomethingNew
eh thats just the standard no matter what youre playing
unless youre the adc ofcourse
the only class allowed to kill anything and everything
shields were a mistake too

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles
@Bidwell
That wasn't me I have a goth russian bf would rate it 8/10 great at everything but drives like a fucking madman

Emberfire
Emberfire

EVERYONE PAYS

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why the fuck is this turning into some bitch's personal blog.

AGAIN

When the fuck is this dumbass getting permabanned.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@happy_sad
He went top. And it was disgusting.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberfire
BARRRUL
*nukes you with a pistole*
*eats orange*
*blows barrel in your face*
*runs away*
HEH
ILL BE BACK.....
KID

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Fried_Sushi

Vladfag is either from Albania or Bulgaria. She's basically from Balkans but not from a former Yugoslav state so that leaves those 2.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Honest question, why does Velkoz always shit on me mid?
It just feel like he does everything I do but with more damage and a bit less mobility.
How do I deal with this serial rapist?

@girlDog
Serbs will one day rule Europe through Communism.
Screencap this.

Evilember
Evilember

@RumChicken
Because it's EU hours. As NA wakes up and gets on it'll go back to waifu wars and trap and cuck erp, don't worry

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RumChicken
I feel like Vladfag is the anti poltard chemo which would you rather have

StonedTime
StonedTime

@haveahappyday
@Bidwell
That's another impersonator but no one can grasp my superior intellect in these replies

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Ignoramus
No, ad kennen is not good right now. You will have way more impact on a game going tank toplane this meta. Doing anything else just puts your team at a disadvantage. You dont need more damage anyway if you have an ardent lane bot, which you should.

Also unless you regularly tp botlane early you aren't allowed to use the "but my botlane always feeds and is useless" excuse. Especially if your response to that is "but they always die when my tp is down" stop losing lane and having to tp back for farm you shitboy.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
I'm slowly starting to realize this but I don't like jungling anymore and I hate botlane with a passion
I'd play mid but I'm at that elo were people come to your lane at 10 minutes just because

@5mileys
what's wrong with kennen?

@BinaryMan
sometimes I want to play him but we end up with an AP heavy comp

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RavySnake
How can she possibly be the anti poltard chemo when all she ever says is "Literally all women are the exact same and all of them want guys that look like they're made of chalk"?

Flameblow
Flameblow

pickems in absolute shambles

Fuck you, RNG.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberfire
implying any Balkan nation can get anything done when they're too busy having a bitchfight with each other
Fuck off you Serb, Hitler not genociding the Balkans was a mistake

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StonedTime
You can't impersonate me
You don't have the newest Vlad x Vayne art

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
"HATE" IS A CHILD'S WORD

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Fuzzy_Logic
Vlad x Vayne art

Do you have any where Vayne is pegging Vlad?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Carnalpleasure
You're talking to someone who thinks any remotely right-leaning or traditionalist opinion is /pol/.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@CodeBuns

post opgg

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Reminder Vladfag turned a guy gay.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@massdebater
YOHOHOH
AND A BARREL OF RRRRRUMMM

massdebater
massdebater

@StonedTime
Fact: Serbs are the most powerful people on earth. Only trough their moral compassion for lesser being do they let your sorry existence persist

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I love Camille

Methshot
Methshot

@Carnalpleasure
Exaggerated strawman
@Methnerd
Closest one I have is Vayne with a strap on sorry

TreeEater
TreeEater

@massdebater
ONE SLASH EAR 2 EAR

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methshot
Exaggerated strawman
More like completely spot on.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@massdebater
t. Russia's buttplug

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methshot
Vayne with a strap

Link pls.

Also, do you have a Vayne outfit and a strap on?

hairygrape
hairygrape

what's the difference between mystery chest and mystery skin?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methshot
That's not a strawman when it's true...

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

New Udyr is fucking retarded on the PBE senpai.

has as much AD as Illaoi now
Tiger is 180% AD
new Sterak's
"ganks" are just walking up to people and hitting them with DUH DOUBLE DOT then you stun them and hit em with a third dot
literally smack people with a 500% base AD auto and walk away

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stupidasole
@PurpleCharger
You want it to be true so you can dismiss everything I say

eGremlin
eGremlin

@hairygrape
guarantees a 975+RP skin

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You're now thinking lewd thoughts about Soraka

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Burnblaze
yeah udyr might just be the worst designed champion in the game

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Burnblaze
its probably gonna go live
finally
udyr is viable enough to be banned

takes2long
takes2long

how much can I sell my na challenger account for?

askme
askme

@GoogleCat
not with that non-canon Soraka

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperWish

When are you gonna settle the debate and just tell us which shithole of a country you're from.

We literally have Serbs in here so there's nothing for you to be embarrassed about. At least you're not one of them.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SniperWish
We want to dismiss everything you day because it's true. I know women have a hard time with personal accountability, but try to understand: you act like a cancerous faggot, and that is why people want to dismiss what you say. The treatment is the result of your actions, not the other way around.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@takes2long
bout tree fiddy

Lunatick
Lunatick

Finally come back to the game after years of not playing
Can't remember old account, have to make a new one
Every potential summoner name I put in is already taken
I've been at it for over an hour now
tfw

likme
likme

ALL THESE FUCKING KIDS GOING AFK DURING MY PROMOS

AND RIOT DOES NOTHING

WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY'RE DOING

Techpill
Techpill

@GoogleCat
ywn cum inside Soraka for an absurdly extended length of time because she uses her magic to extend your orgasm

SniperWish
SniperWish

@iluvmen

We literally have Serbs in here so there's nothing for you to be embarrassed about. At least you're not one of them.
You can choke on my big Serbian cock.
Serbs are a net positive for mankind.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

its only took me 3 hours
but i finally got into the pbe lads

eGremlin
eGremlin

@likme

playing at kids hours

retard

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
I'm silver though, silver AD carries are super inconsistent and I don't trust them to right click things to death, at least if I play a non-tank I can hope to win lane, split push or roam and get kills

idontknow
idontknow

@Spazyfool
That's not how it works, user.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@eGremlin
What are kid hours if not while they should be at school?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Flameblow
Being a good girl on the internet is degrading, unrewarding and unfunny. Believe me, I've tried it, you just can't please 4chen so might as well have a laugh.
@iluvmen
Does it even matter we're all the same.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Evil_kitten
Yeah senpai I love when fags with 225 base AD walk up and smack me for a 450 sheen proc plus another 450 DoT, then hit Q and do it a second time

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
When your Eastern European country can't even remove kebab correctly you know you're worthless

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

kassadin buffs when?

@likme
riot doesnt care about afk and trolls, just bans toxic

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

killed a fly and I feel bad about it
What champino can help emulate the experience?

FastChef
FastChef

what other midlaner lets me assert lane dominance from lv 1 like lucian

bonus points for ad

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

let us just pretend I won this :>

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Azir dies twice to pre-6 Eve ganks
she still works pretty well against retards it seems

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
sion

viagrandad
viagrandad

@FastChef
T A L O N

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@massdebater
be fed as fuck toplane fighter
full tank sejuani can still 1v1 and kill me
NICE
GAME

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Carnalpleasure

Normally it wouldn't but the fact that you're hiding it so hard makes me really wanna know.

Are you at least Slavic?

massdebater
massdebater

@Emberburn
just dodge his tiger proc bro

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
Undodgeable 10 sec cd charm does ist job

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Carnalpleasure
You being actual fucking HIV has nothing to do with 'not being a good girl', it has to do with you being an attention seeking waste of fucking oxygen

Firespawn
Firespawn

1 win 1 loss in my promos
cant finish it now because I took an antihistamine

I'm 90% sure I'm going to lose anyway

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
feeling bad or killing the fly?
adc is the answer to both
any one of them

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PackManBrainlure

if you dont even know the basics, then you dont desserve plat

farquit
farquit

Man I sure wish I was a masochist grill and came here I'd fucking get off from these virgin fumes

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Carnalpleasure
Does it even matter we're all the same.
how much did the rabbi pay you to say that?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SniperWish
It is true. And the other guy is right anyway because even if it wasn't true and you ever talked about anything else than how all women must share your tastes and views or they're secretly butthurt guys falseflagging, you're still a tremendous cunt regardless, so even if you were presenting actual legit arguments nobody would want to believe them.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Carnalpleasure
is that other brittney cunt the only girl in lolg to get out of gold?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This is what happens when you allow fujoposting to go unchecked. I've been telling you all along but you didn't care to listen.
There's a reason women like this are viewed as the lowest of the low in nipland.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
Then play adc. The easiest way to win in this meta is through your adc, anything else is wasted effort.

Supergrass
Supergrass

when you're playing little Aloha mid
This is pretty fun

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit

that's like the gayest thing i have read here in the last 3 months

congratz

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Carnalpleasure
Waste of oxygen
I'm actually quite useful to humanity but your spergout makes this worth
@cum2soon
Not even hiding it I've told a few people

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sir_Gallonhead
Look, I used to play back in S1.

I don't need your smarmy faggot ass acting like you're better than me.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StrangeWizard
top
ignite
literally who champ
No wonder you lost

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperGod

Told who, some inner circle on discord?

If you're not hiding it then just let us know. What's the big deal?

People are gonna make fun of you and your country no matter where you're from, that's just the way it goes on 4chins.

Inmate
Inmate

@Nude_Bikergirl
but everyone in season 1 were shitters

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BinaryMan
What if we counter it with yuriposting.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StrangeWizard
Do not recommend taking ignite on top.

Sure, it sometimes nets you kills, but the moment you die from a gank you're basically fucked if the enemy toplaner is competent. Same applies to bad trades. Without TP you have to play perfectly and/or rely on enemy toplaner and jungler being retarded which won't get you anywhere.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

P-pls buff Caitlyn

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TreeEater
whats wrong with kennen
everything
he hasn't been good since season one

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
I hate playing ADC, it's possibly the most boring role in the game

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperGod
Eastern European
Woman outside the kitchen
Spends most of her time shitposting on numberchongs
obsessed with her delusional headcanon
useful to humanity in any conceivable way
I doubt it

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CouchChiller
http://euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=speedermun

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Emberburn
Implying I have anything against people's fetishes
Yuri is cool desu SG is yuribait so perfectly acceptable
@girlDog
I'm a citizen of the world

Emberburn
Emberburn

@RavySnake
Ignite is the best spell. Sure the enemy toplaner can make tp plays but he can't kill you. Bc you have ignite. Unless you're a shitter then anyone can kill you

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TurtleCat
Only if you _kys_ my dude ;]

RumChicken
RumChicken

@MPmaster
I try my best though ok

@RavySnake
but quinn has ult?

itis bedtime for me now though

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat

doesnt need buffs, is already strong enough

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

If you didn't pick chinaman ending in deus ex we can't be friends

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StonedTime
as far as i know, and im an oldfag:

aniki-tan = hard stuck gold 5
brittney = dunno, she used to live in NA
giraffs = gold shitter
mira = fucking silver 5
that fucking ugly estonian girl = gold stuck

Methshot
Methshot

@TurtleCat
Please don't post sad Akari

Emberburn
Emberburn

wtf edg

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Deadlyinx
I'm a citizen of the world
seriously at least tell me the fucking Jews are paying you to say this shit

WebTool
WebTool

@massdebater
If you're in silver might as well ban Janna and play AP Kennen. Just don't suck too hard in laning phase and when people start grouping you run in kill everyone. Even malphite would work in that elo.

@RumChicken
hasn't been good since season 1
one of the big toplaners last worlds
hm

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Anyone here with a PBE account? How much feedback do you need to give to keep it?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
Western faggots are importing them by boats and airplanes...

@Bidwell
Giraffes sucked Hotshots dick and got plat 5.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
Based. Fuck technology.

likme
likme

Shyvana!

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm gonna stick my dick so deep into Jinx's butthole she will see double for weeks

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
@StonedTime
Nah. I had a 70% winrate with her now it's only 61%

Buffs pls

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater
Team comp doesn't matter in your elo especially if you're playing kennen, build magic pen.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@likme
Remember when Riot was tentatively going to buff Shyvana's AD to Illaoi/Morde levels, then just didn't?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StonedTime
@Bidwell
Yo I was plat 2 last season and am gold 2 atm
@Bidwell
You'd be surprised

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberburn
Enemy toplaner doesn't need to kill you to outcs you, he can make a trade where you both go down 70% HP, recall, and then get either a free kill if you're dumb enough to stay or a free cs while you're losing it since you recalled.

@RumChicken
Does quinn have it from level 1? I guess not.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
I mean all of history where Serbs get BTFOd by roaches and have to cry for help.

As for what's going on now I'm glad I don't live in western europe. But unless your country is going full Hungary you're still a part of the problem

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BlogWobbles
I didn't use mine for like a year and a half and I've never given feedback

Emberburn
Emberburn

Gp buffs when

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
Does quinn have it from level 1? I guess not.
if you lose tower or more than 25% of its hp before level 6 you fucked up bad or got camped hard

and if you got camped that hard without any help then some other lane should definitely (aha you wish) have had the lack of pressure to get ahead and fed

girlDog
girlDog

@cum2soon
mine was active even though I didn't play it since last year

likme
likme

@viagrandad

Serbs and Poles are the ones that you should thank for Europe not being a desert islamic caliphate...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
Literally this preseason

Tank plank is going to be busted. Grasp, revitalize, conditioning and perseverance. Triforce+Sterak's is also fucking crazy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
you wont climb by playing quinn top with ignite just saying

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@likme
God damnit I need tight dragon pussy in my life. The fact that there is a drop of semen in my body that has not been forcibly extracted into Shyvana's rippling vagina is a source of pure pain every day

askme
askme

@Burnblaze
Her balls are basically anal beads

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@girlDog
Mine is active too, I don't think it can be deactivated

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TalkBomber
but i dont like tank gp
i like crit gp

whereismyname
whereismyname

@likme
Poles, yes. Serbs just got rekt repeatedly. Poles never became an ottoman vassal to have their children taken away, castrated, and made to serve the roaches.

likme
likme

@BinaryMan
You're very wrong. He's just shit

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Fuzzy_Logic
Well you get to eat shit.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@askme
Do they vibrate if she wants to?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

hardcarry first provisional game on smurf
1 honour
how come silver players egos get so hurt when i tell them exactly how to win the game

Spamalot
Spamalot

@VisualMaster

Vladfag doesn't exist. This is an anonymous image board, vladfag is ten different people who we meme-posting

Just like every other -fag in generals

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@likme
post your op.gg

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
mfw she ults her own asshole

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
i said YOU wont climb, referring to him, any competent player can climb with quinn obv.

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC
Honors can be destributed among everyone. Don't be selfish

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Need_TLC
idk, how come you want them to stroke your e-peen so hard?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Consider the following:
Ravenous Hydra, Triforce, Boots, Gunblade, Maw and GA
Thunderlords, Flash/Ignite
assassinJax mid

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TreeEater
because i am the only reason we won the game :) feed me ego plz

Bidwell
Bidwell

@VisualMaster
if ur a girl that plays league and ur not from canada / uk / norway / sweden then you might as well fuck off because theres a high chance you are fat and ugly or worse, muslim / french / german

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Bidwell
Why the fuck did this make me laugh so much

cum2soon
cum2soon

@askme
You're right, they are a perfect fit for your ass.[

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
being french is worse than being fat and ugly
I like you user

Inmate
Inmate

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'll feed you my cock

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@whereismyname
Only ottoman sultan to die in battle died against Serbs.
It took them 300 years to get from Edirne to Vienna because of Serbs.
Serbian rebellion and later Serbia and Balkan league destroyed the ottomans empire.
Russians also fucked up turks.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Jayce buffs when

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sir_Gallonhead
Can't carry games at your normal MMR anymore
Silvers suck my dick please.
sasuga

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Harmless_Venom
Did I say anything about the tower? I was only talking about lane pressure and how TP is a better and more reliable tool than ignite on toplaners, but I suppose your attention span is too low to actually read through my posts.

girlDog
girlDog

@Supergrass
Consider this tho
sightstone, trackers knife, warding totem Jax

Can't stop the hops

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
Do baras jiggle?

Techpill
Techpill

What happened to tripfag? Did he got banned?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx
no i get no rewards on main acc because i use too many bad words, and i dont want to be left out because i am very selfish person

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TurtleCat
https://twitter.com/C9Sneaky/status/913418994459320320

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Bidwell
literally the best ahegao picture on the internet

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
Carry game
No honors
Soraka who did her sole purpose of healing people
Most honorable

likme
likme

@Flameblow
Who?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Garbage Can Lid
you implied it

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Need_TLC
I once got 4 honors as a 7/14 Riven because I made the game winning play in the last teamfight.

So yeah. Shit's fucked user.

Evilember
Evilember

draw 3 people top, solo kill one and escape
"oh man they wasted so much there, i bet we got a huge lead"
your turret has been destroyed
"what how"
our adc is doing our red-side jungle
support trying to do scuttle
jungle shopping
top dead because he alone tried to defend the turret

there legitimately isn't a worse elo than low diamond

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

League is a fujoshi game now deal with it

farquit
farquit

Play 3 games with Malz
Team feeds and I feed
Suddenly 30 minutes in with 3 items
Melt everyone with combo and win
Is he the mid freelo champ?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Illaoi:

P: Prophet of an Elder God
Tentacle hitbox length increased by 50, width increased by 25 (12.5 to each side from the center)
Tentacles now take 0.775s to wind up and slam, reduced from 1s

Q: tentacle slam
[NEW]: Tentacle Slam now spawns a temporary tentacle for 8/10/12/14/16 seconds where Illaoi is standing after the initial slam. Cannot spawn a tentacle if within a 650 unit radius of any other tentacles spawned by Tentacle Slam (but not by Leap of Faith, Prophet of an Elder God, or Vessels).

W: harsh lesson
Cooldown lowered from 4 to 3 seconds

R: Leap of Faith
[NEW]: Tentacles spawned by Leap of Faith now automatically slam once upon spawning, centered on Illaoi's location.
[REMOVED]: tentacles no longer slam faster during Leap of Faith
[REMOVED]: harsh lesson's cooldown is no longer halved during Leap of Faith

Would this be an acceptable change? I removed her ult buffs, and then split the difference and moved them to her basics. So now she doesn't get the W cooldown and tentacle swing buffs, but she gets half of what she got at all times making her more reliable without her ult.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
Taric is a fujoshi?

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
I thought fujoshi was a term that referred to degenerate women and girls who get off on guyxguy stuff specifically?

When did it become a generic word for female otaku/nerd?

Though you aren't wrong user, Riot's doing a lot more to cater to their female playerbase now; there's nothing wrong with that.

likme
likme

@Evilember
Gold 1 for me. It's where all the best of the shitty player's peak at and they seem to have a little dick complex where they trash you for being at this elo or that elo and how they were diamond 5 2 seasons ago. Also every Gold player seems to enjoy 1v9ing

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
When Kindred was Viable.

I like the idea of a Jungler ADC who hunts people down.

WebTool
WebTool

@girlDog
Girls are gross. They're ruining this game

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I wanna hold Lulu VERY tightly in my arms!

Spamalot
Spamalot

>>192200915
Why the fuck aren't you banned after derailing the thread with two dozen blatantly offtopic posts that got rightfully deleted

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sharpcharm
removed her ult buffs, and then split the difference and moved them to her basics. So now she doesn't get the W cooldown and tentacle swing buffs, but she gets half of what she got at all times making her more reliable without her ult.

See here's the problem. Those buffs during her ult are ALREADY non factors, because when Illaoi ults people just walk the fuck away. So even though you think what you're proposing is a trade off, it's actually a huge buff because you're buffing her laning while removing irrelevant non factors of her kit.

farquit
farquit

what will it be?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
expect riot to gut malz with rework
he is the same champ with free banshees veil
yes he is freelo

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
sadness

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@girlDog
You're right desu idk why they're calling Vladfag fujo when yaoi isn't even her main deal.

@WebTool
Release of Kayn and Jhin
Ruined game
They saved this game

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Burnblaze
I have this problem where my client lags and works weird, I have to click like 10 times to lock/ban a champion and i have problems queueing.
It's been lagging like that since yesterday, in game everything is fine, what's fucking wrong?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@likme
Na's last hope

King_Martha
King_Martha

@WebTool
only 3D girls are gross

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Emberfire
correct!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
Back when i started in s3, I was discovering new champs every game and grinding just to purchase my waifus. The period of time before reaching level 30 is strangely magical and deeply nostalgic

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sharpcharm
Or this.

Illaoi's ult has a hitbox not smaller than her own fucking hitbox.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
New male champs are atttactive young men that run around half naked
New female champs are ugly fully clothed dykes that are more masculine than most male champs
Why is this allowed?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@GoogleCat
People still think the fuccboi that wants Papa Zed and the beta school shooter are good additions to league

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Taric is pretty cool.

askme
askme

Is there a champion in more dire need of a VGU than this fuck

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@GoogleCat
New female champs are ugly dykes

Not this year they aren't

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
The only playerbase that's truly ruining this game are the Koreans themselves; tbqh.

Sure, they were initially a large contributor to League's success, but now they're only contributing to its downfall with their robotic, stale metas - especially in the esports scene.

Meanwhile, the straight and gay guys are still getting stuff - I know the former have had a waifu drought for several years now, but at least they've finally been rewarded with my-Eve as a result.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

When are they adding more plants

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@askme
What do you want a big dumbass purple guy to look like?

askme
askme

@JunkTop
Or this!
Illaoi's ult slows
Or...THIS!
Illaoi gets her fucking animation buffers back if Riven is allowed to have them

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Boy_vs_Girl
I want purple sludge skin dropping from him

Flameblow
Flameblow

there are still people who think Courage and Grasp is superior to Stoneborn

SniperGod
SniperGod

@askme
Buy it

Just like we did with the caitlyn visual update :^)

WebTool
WebTool

@StonedTime
*nu-Eve

Wow, fuck my phone's autocorrect.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

mfw last 9 champs have all had a movement/gap closer ability

Illusionz
Illusionz

@askme
LeBlanc's ingame models do not do her justice.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@WebTool
Only if they're part of your discord circle, everyone brown noses so hard, play only when she plays and leave when she does

w8t4u
w8t4u

@AwesomeTucker
so?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Trap champion when

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@AwesomeTucker
Mobility creep my friend

DeathDog
DeathDog

@AwesomeTucker
Only if you count movespeed buffs (hint: you shouldn't)

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
you have no face

Supergrass
Supergrass

@askme
Any champ that still has pizza feet, like panth

farquit
farquit

@StonedTime
Nu Eve is just a sjw's fantasy of cucking and purging straight males. Worst waifu ever. Just a power fantasy for fugly women. This cuck meme has gone too far.

I blame shows friends and Brady bunch

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
play with 4man premade
they all honour the girl afterwards

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@VisualMaster
All characters should stand still and use point and click spells then the game will be fun

oldfags need to off themselves

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
Not blaming Anthony Burch

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
Eh, just disenchant into orange essence

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
Camille is a man faced uggo and Xayah is fully covered in clothes while Kayn and Rakan are fuccbois that don't even wear shirts.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Why has LoL's art progressively lost all its original charm?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@AwesomeTucker
Do you want more champs to be suffering? Like mordekaiser

idontknow
idontknow

@Deadlyinx
Stop trying to put words into my mouth.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@AwesomeTucker
It didn't. You're a nostalgiafag.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@WebTool
Where do you think Burch learned that cucking is ok?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Mate Challenged me to fix kindred. Your thoughts.

Passive: Marked targets now simply take 15% extra damage from Kindred and Award 25% bonus gold on death.

Q no longer adds attack speed, but can now crit

W is the same, but hitting a champion with wolf also slows them by 25% on the first bite.

E no longer slows on cast, but roots on the third impact for 1 second. Heals for 50% of the damage done to monsters.

R is the same but costs no Mana.

How'd you think? Crit build Kindred semi-Viable, Marks now more like Draven where getting marks is an advantage not a requirement, but reversed because more marks faster equals more gold, and counterjungling not mandatory unless you want those big golds.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@AwesomeTucker
hes fucking back
try not to crash the market when you sell all the (You)'s you've been collecting

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
Because it's gotten better.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@AwesomeTucker
Old tf looks fucking hideous. His boots makes Kingdom Hearts' look normal.

girlDog
girlDog

@AwesomeTucker
annie and teemo's original splash art flashbacks

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@girlDog
poppy's original splash
i think she was the worst, next to soraka

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@GoogleCat
Leaque was receiving attractive female champions left and right until 2013
game attracts a lot of buzz from straight guys for this reason alone
now Riot's trying to expand into untapped markets after having the sexy gal market covered - hence more cute guys to attract more female players. It's the same reason why they've been giving us more Bara/gay-oriented skins in recent years as well.

Like come on, it's not that hard to figure out, user. Use your brain.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@ZeroReborn
Award 25% bonus gold on death.
trash

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
@Ignoramus

Tryndamere's chest.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why is the client so fucking slow

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@ZeroReborn
No

Kindred needs a full rework to include wolf so he's not just a flying turd around her which occasionally bites people.

Could be a jayce elise kind of champ with 2 forms

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@farquit
Just stop falling for sjw conspiracies eve is fanservice galore

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@AwesomeTucker
pic unrelated?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

PBE lad here
dark harvest is op as fuck now
literally an on demand thunderlord after 100 stacks that works on towers

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Poker_Star
I did think of that, I have an alternative with that plan if you'd like to see it for kicks.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8PtYuXPYRQ

over 8k games played on Heimerdinger
5 million mastery score, second highest mastery score ever achieved

https://www.masterypoints.com/highscores/champion

plays champion by clicking on ability icons
runs teleport and heal and never builds boots

all you fucking faggots talking about your league waifus, you will never reach the level of dedication this man reached.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

ekko buffs when

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@viagrandad
He didn't use the skin with TWO babby arms

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
Kindred should ride wolf like princess mononoke. Just delete sejuani so people don't notice the similarities

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@girlDog
taric's tiny head
They were so hilariously bad

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
That's actually not TOO bad perspective wise.

Again, he just has a massive chest. Like Bara fetish shit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Can't wait for Jhin to be meta again

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

B E S T
G I R L

Bidwell
Bidwell

@AwesomeTucker
Nu-artists and neo designers are pure shit compared to Guinsoo with paint.
They streamline things just like they were thought in school to do and that shits on unique good things.
Find Kayles old icons and compare them to nu ones.

idontknow
idontknow

@lostmypassword
Let's Hydrate
Chugs coke
eh

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Raving_Cute
Riot is retarded and listened to the idiots that whined the rune was too weak despite not even understanding how it works

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Crazy_Nice
I'm still upset they haven't made the 300 year old 2 foot tall granmda that will whoop your ass 5 ways from sunday.

Evilember
Evilember

@whereismyname
Lewd.

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles
And nu-Eve is practically naked, has boob jiggle going on with her model and has in-game quotes that sound like something you'd hear straight out of pornhub? What's your point?

The problem is that Riot was stupid when it came to equalized sexual pandering, resulting in straight guys having 4-year drought. They didn't think that through.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Playboyize
Pbe is for bugs mostly, not balance.

WebTool
WebTool

@Poker_Star
to be fair id give it a 30 second duration and nerf the cannon minion gain on it if they keep the ally soul shit
20 was pretty situational gank wise

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You are now dating one of your top mastery champions. The other two will be your wingmen.

how bad did it go?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@whereismyname
Can Lamb ride me instead?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Poker_Star
Wolf is Vicious about chasing People
Lamb is about calmly killing people who accept their fate

Wolf is the jungling side
Lamb is the character side

Literally retarded there Riot.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
Eve is going to be their excuse for not releasing champions that arent Taliyah or Illaoi tier levels of "WE CANT MAKE THEM SEXY" for years

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Too good for this world

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Remember before Poppy was a generic anime girl

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
Dating Fiora
Darius and Renekton as my wingman
Somehow I just don't think this will work out at all.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Poker_Star
to be fair, the design itself is pretty bad for not communicating to players what the rune is for.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nude_Bikergirl
Anyone can sign up to PBE now, all you need is honor 3+ and no penalties

You may as well sign up if you are able to so you can mess around with new skins and champs

Supergrass
Supergrass

@FastChef
Eve literally kills men for being attracted to her and is canonically confirmed to not have sex. She's the anti-waifu

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

shota champion when

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@viagrandad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7FzTFROtAI

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PurpleCharger
Lamb has the mobility and chase ability
Wolf has the ability to stand still and defend a stationary area

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@lostmypassword

im pretty sure he only plays heim for that skin

still subscribed

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stark_Naked
Glad I dropped that game in alpha

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CouchChiller
too fun for modern LoL
LoL is supposed to be a serious sport now, fun is not allowed

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Booteefool
Nigga did you see the star guardians?

Riot makes the new females ugly so you're forced to buy a sexy skin for them to remedy the problem down the line.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@AwesomeTucker
xayah

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster
Blomgrun

Inmate
Inmate

It will be possible to change nurunes in a lobby like masteries now, right? I mean that way I don't know why anyone would buy additional pages but if you can't change them it seriously fucking sucks. Most of minor runes seem very situational.

Techpill
Techpill

Been waiting for years for pbe to come back
Can't handle waiting a few hours for my account to be raised to 30 and champs unlocked after I made through the queue

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TurtleCat
I'll believe that when we get taliyah and illaoi skin that fits your theory

RumChicken
RumChicken

@FastChef
A lot of that is the last 4 years of leftist wackos pushing their crap on people. They had this whole thing
if you make characters that appeal to xyzabc demographic, you'll get all these untapped potential customers and itll be lotsa money
What they fail to realize is the people bitching about "muh diversity" and "muh sexism" don't actually play the games and aren't going to start just because Illaoi exists. The majority of people who play online games are still men and after a few years Riot isn't the only company to look at its sales numbers and realize that.

Why do you think the year after we had no sexy woman pool party skins they went and made ones for MF and Fiora? They realized that in a game with 90% young men playing, sexy women are going to sell.

They just drank the kool-aid but are starting to get the stomachache and now realize it was a stupid idea.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@farquit
You realize that people have different tastes and fetishes, right?

You may not find Eve attractive, but I'm sure plenty of guys out there do.

Or do you want to go full Vladfag and assume that your specific preferences are the be-all and end-all when it comes to sexual pandering for men?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I have some candidates to main for next season. Can you guys help me decide?

Mid: Lux, Malz, Zed, and Ahri
Jungle: Eve, Kayn, and Nidalee.

btw I'm gold 5 if that matter.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Burnblaze
Illaoi is black so thats a lost cause

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi

w

happy_sad
happy_sad

client shat the bed once more
loltard?

takes2long
takes2long

When's the lore gonna get retconned and made into something not shit? It's all so very shit

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fried_Sushi
Literally has a backstep with invincibility frames.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
Yeah. If you forget you'll be assigned one of the 5 premade ones that's linked to the champ

When we're able to edit emotes in lobby before runes

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BlogWobbles
Camille is a man faced uggo
You shut your who're mouth alright

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
I mean...you're absolutely fucking right, but Riot's skin teams are clearly still interested in delivering pure sex.
Dawnbringer Riven's ass and hips are even bigger than her base

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Supergrass
They never confirmed that she doesn't have sex, just that she doesn't have to in order to kill her victims.

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
Her design was royaly fucked by the rework
Her personality used to stand out, her kit used to be creative, her design original

Now she's...well, nothing
a piece of shit?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

int a game
login the game after
" here it is a honor capsule for you"
keeping it sportsmanlike finally pays off

King_Martha
King_Martha

EUW servers completely dysfunctional again

5mileys
5mileys

@Stark_Naked
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@farquit
shut the fuck up you dumb nigger

Playboyize
Playboyize

@farquit
what's wrong with that splash? Christ nu LoL players.

Here's another good one from old times

Techpill
Techpill

@TechHater
Now she's just a yordle with a hammer

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TurtleCat
Riot makes the new females ugly
like the Evelynn rework!
oh, wait

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Need_TLC
Illaoi
black
Illaoi is a Pacific islander though.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@5mileys
are you ok

farquit
farquit

@BinaryMan
Cuck
Stop avataring as jhin

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evilember
Not to mention things like PP Fiora or Elementalist Lux basically increasing the lewd-o-meter to 150%.

Not that Lux wasn't already attractive, but they gave her bigger tits and ass and insanely sexy outfits. Sex sells and no amount of whining on tumblr is going to change that fact.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Holy shit I coulnd't remember old splash arts being that bad back in s2.

Where they hiring some illegal immigrants to do the artwork or something?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@farquit
Your honor level resets when you move servers.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I've only been playing since s5, has Tryndamere ever been OP as fuck? Why would the man want such a shit champ named after him

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TechHater
yeah her serious monotone voice and demeanor coupled with a nightmare for balancing that was her not
kys nostalgia tag old poppy was terrible, not saying she wasn't fun but she was definitely an abomination

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CouchChiller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3hlRIY2UhI
7:47

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
his fucking left arm
jesus christ

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword

That ult bait at minute 7

holy shit this is something korean soloq level right there

Flameblow
Flameblow

The fuck happened to euw

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Is lux any good at the moment?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PurpleCharger
has Tryndamere ever been OP as fuck?
he's been the best solo climbing champion for 7 years running.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@hairygrape
You shut up friendsfag. Go watch another episode of Rachel fucking some random and Ross feeling sad

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Darius buffs when

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CouchChiller
When you got into high Elo draft Dominion and queues would take half an hour

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PurpleCharger
Trynda used to be THE go to "I want to win 1 v 9" champion.
He was for the longest time the best pusher and backdoorer in the game, when backdooring was still considered a "strategy".

takes2long
takes2long

@StrangeWizard
the new one is worse though
she was turned into a furry oversexualized lolita for pedophiles

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Lulu skin when?????

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
no. the shield will never be good as long as it's the most common sense defying skillshot in the entire game, along with here mana cost being too high on her E

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

BAN SONA FROM ARAM

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
@Spamalot
removed dominion
removed old ranked music
now lol is all about muh e-sports and anime skins for female champions
LoL died at season 4

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@haveahappyday
Trynda used to be THE go to "I want to win 1 v 9" champion.
he still is.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TurtleCat
It's like how skins for nonhuman humanoid champions always have completely regular human skin/feet/features in their skins and no one cares COUGHSHYVANACOUGH

idontknow
idontknow

@Spamalot
Not so fast nostalgia-anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLGnzjrH1w

Why did they even get rid of this theme, it's honestly amazing.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Raving_Cute
Do baras jiggle?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sir_Gallonhead
for silver surfers

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Spamalot
tfw Revive Rammus

eGremlin
eGremlin

pbe
no champs to start with
no ip/be
cant pick anything
timeout and "dodge"
wut

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

PUBG will never get good enough to threaten LoL and force them to finish Magma Chamber

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

compendium when

rubick champion when

sometimes I envy our dotabros lads

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@AwesomeTucker
Ban Sona, Soraka, Janna, Maokai and Jhin
Ban Redemption, Warmogs and put back support starter items.
Make everyone go flash/ghost and Snowball. Nothing else

w8t4u
w8t4u

any one think kayn is a cutie

massdebater
massdebater

@AwesomeTucker
playing ARAM
for what purpose

TreeEater
TreeEater

@New_Cliche
next season

That's like asking what to main in 3 years. A lot is gonna change.
Kayn seems to be decent and probably will be for a long time, in all but maybe highest elos. They really hit a nail with that champ (maybe except for a slightly annoying transform mechanic) and probably won't touch him too much. Nid isn't so good right now, but she's often meta, though I don't think it's really worth picking her in gold but if you like her sure, why not. Eve is very strange right now, but it doesn't matter in gold. She doesn't have any mobility which is strange for an assassin, instead she got her charm which is easily avoidable if your enemy isn't too overextended but in gold and even plat that happens all the time. So far to me she seems to be good in early-midgame, as long as enemy laners aren't playing overly safe, respecting your ganks which ideally bring both hard cc and crazy burst, but lack of mobility can really hurt, her teamfighting isn't too good too, and she needs to be played differently from the rest of assassins to do what you want to, which is getting on top of their carries.
I'm not too much of a mid guy but all of those seem decent except for lux. She's bad, if your enemies aren't eating every q you won't do shit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Need_TLC
everything that is darker than me and isn't native american is black
t. FiftysixpercentMerican

Evilember
Evilember

@takes2long
Nobody thinks new poppy is sexual. Nu poppy is cute in the same way a child putting on clothes too big for them is

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
THIS CHAMPION HAS ABILITIES THAT DON'T ROOT THEM WHILE THEY'RE BEING CHANNELED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@idontknow
it is, it genuinely got me hyped up for the game
I've got the current music muted but as far as i heard it's shit

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Bidwell
untargetability is a movement spell
dumbass serb go make more false suicide posts for attention

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
Friend has his status permanently set to Creating Dominion Lobby/Game.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
In fact ban anything with range, the best ARAM games ive played were just all melee teams duking it out

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PurpleCharger
Magma Chamber would have both terrain which blocks sight and movement, but also gaps in the ground blocking movement but not blocking sight

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RavySnake
and gold
and plat
he doesn't really fall off til diamond, although if you truly want to one trick him there are players like boxerpete and fogged who have taken him farther.

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool
@Supergrass

Kayn is likely socially & emotionally retarded, has a weird and implied man-crush on his 30+ year old sensei and has zero (ZERO) meaningful in-game in game intereactions with any female champions - much less those he could be associated with in the lore.

Jhin is loony bin with sociopathic tendencies whose psyche is so fucked up that he doesn't even have a proper sexuality, much less any kind of romantic or sexual interest in anyone or anything.

Rakan is reasonable - but he's also already taken. And kind of an idiot who doesn't wear any pants in his relationship at all.

Yet all of them still have a large degree of female fans and players. Why shouldn't the same apply to champions like my-Eve? Everyone has their preferences - sorry if nu-Eve or Xayah didn't cater to yours.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@w8t4u
Yes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
Well, his right arm is much stronger

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
wanting compendium
i'd love a spell thief like rubick, but
FUCKING COMPENDIUM
shoot yourself famalam

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StonedTime
nu-eve is literally the worst waifu ever
if anything they deserve an award for managing to keep pushing the bar of worst lol waifu everytime they release new females or touch on previous ones like Vayne

@BinaryMan
cucks deserve hellfire, not pandering

@TechHater
her kit used to be creative
That's blatantly false, just her W and R are way more creative/unique than the entire old kit.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@w8t4u
He's stupidly cute and grows into a ridiculously handsome man

Noxian genetics are truly the best

5mileys
5mileys

Where the fuck is the fighting game Riot? TWO FUCKING YEARS
What have you done with the Cannon bothers? Are they even still alive?

Inmate
Inmate

@BunnyJinx
If you're going to samefag don't do it in a shitty resolution

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
They should still be the same length

SniperWish
SniperWish

@w8t4u
He is when people draw him like that in fanart and play off the Zed fanboy angle.

Otherwise he's an ugly edgelord.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TechHater
Her personality used to stand out
no
her kit used to be creative
absolutely not
her design original
no

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw I remember watching this trailer every time I needed to hype myself up for a game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzMnCv_lPxI

Smug Ryze ghostin'

@Ignoramus
You're late 2 years with that.
Also, uncalled for.

@SniperGod
Champion becomes invincible and can move while casting abilities
Hmmm.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
It's not dogshit but no real reason to pick it over some of the other midlane mages.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@RavySnake
TP is useless and only faggot ever get it.

likme
likme

@idontknow
Playing your very first rankeds with this in the champ select
"ban rammus malphite amumu please"

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TreeEater
Maybe he broke one as a child? Dont be a dick

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TechHater
Can you imagine having nostalgia goggles this thick?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@likme
He doesn't want morgana banned.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperWish
Kayn
Ugly
Ever

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
three Ashe fags in the top 10
what the hell

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme
Pretty gud bans desu. Braindead and strong champions

Lunatick
Lunatick

@happy_sad
I remember when I played my first pre-30 games, always 5 man premade with friends
One of them could absolutely not stand playing against Morgana, it'd throw him into fits of rage and he ragequit once because of it
He'd give no fucks in any other situation

MPmaster
MPmaster

@likme
tfw I remember making "epic" builds with my friend like thornmail tank Katarina

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@haveahappyday
Take off your shipping goggles and look at his splash.

He's an ugly motherfucker. If you saw him irl you'd just think he's creepy.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@RumChicken
is the people bitching about "muh diversity" and "muh sexism" don't actually play the games and aren't going to start just because Illaoi exists. The majority of people who play online games are still men and after a few years Riot isn't the only company to look at its sales numbers and realize that.

No, they're finally beginning to realize this - a lot of gaming companies & studios are, actually. We wouldn't have gotten this Evelynn rework or the Star Guardian skin line if that wasn't the case.

StonedTime
StonedTime

"Hey user why don't you come to the discord server I posted? all 4 of us are already in the server"

What do you do?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@w8t4u
I don't speak dog eater can someone give me a quick rundown on what this is saying

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Ashe is really cute

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StonedTime
mic broken lul

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
He's lovely.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fried_Sushi
She gets every hole filled to the brim with barbarian jizz every night.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Fried_Sushi
Titties!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@hairygrape
I think you misunderstood my post, I'm saying basically the same thing as you

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StonedTime
Discord

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@MPmaster
small burst of ms every 20 seconds is mobility
nigga every champion mobile then just buy a frost queens

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TechHater
her kit used to be creative
look, I love old poppy as much as the next guy, but her old design was really not that interesting

you could play her AP with lich bane and literally delete people with E+Q, her W was nothing and her ult was really just fucking stupid. She was so binary, an 100-0 assassin that had innate tankiness

God, could you imagine if they released a champion nowadays with an ult that gave them invulnerability to everyone except the person they were attacking? TO THE ARENA

now if you want to talk about old champs whose reworks shafted them, lets talk about the exotic beauty Karma

Methshot
Methshot

I prefer Rhaast over kain but I wish you could have a third choice where the two could live along because I like their interactions so much

StonedTime
StonedTime

@hairygrape
Tryn has no time for Ashe so no

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@hairygrape
Implying
All the greasy fat anons in /lolg/ gangbang her every weekend. She enjoys eating all the dick cheese out of each one of us and then drink a cup of greasy cum.

We love to fuck her in every hole at the same time.

girlDog
girlDog

@RavySnake
Below Diamond, unless your champion is guaranteed to lose the lane and need to back early, then ignite is better than tp in the top lane.

tp ganks are overrated and usually your teammates just fuck them up. You're better off just using ignite to snag kills, smash your lane, and help other lanes by drawing pressure to your lane instead of roaming to help them.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fried_Sushi
but is Ashe tight

farquit
farquit

@StonedTime
He meant Sejuani, user

happy_sad
happy_sad

@w8t4u
Yeah.

I'm surprised how fast he grew on me.
He kind of has the emotional maturity of a child though, hence the daddy issues and edgy phase and all of that. It's oddly endearing though.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Ignoramus
compendium is fun

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
Finally an user who knows whats up!

DeathDog
DeathDog

enemy gets janna
I get blitz
enemy wins

guess I got outplayed xD xD ecks deeeeee

why are these characters allowed to exist????

like fuck, remove blitzcrank from the game its the biggest fucking noob trap in silver/gold

jesus christ I hate this shit its just a fucking coinflip every time

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This Ashe build sucks dick. Why wouldn't I just build crit?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

start a PBE match
only Normal Draft is available
can only pick Braum
someone bans Braum
back to queue you go
what the fuck is this

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
Shit man, nothing kills my boner faster than "dick cheese".

Like, how fucking filthy can one guy get.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@lostmypassword
he seems to be having fun

askme
askme

@Gigastrength
spending your cash money on shitty skins and giving your money to the jews so they don't have to use their own money for the tournament prizes is fun

TechHater
TechHater

@Spamalot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twtW2qG8P0g

esports will never be this fun again

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
cause ashe is good because of Q. make the best of it with items that complements it

FastChef
FastChef

@Stark_Naked
leave scum

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@w8t4u
what the fuck is going on in those recommended tabs

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan
ashe builds right now are crit with either IE (me dps me carry) or ER (I watch pro builds and copy them without realizing that shit is retarded in solo queue)
I don't know where you got this dumb shit.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@w8t4u
what the fuck is wrong with that chink in the recommendation

Evilember
Evilember

Tonight I dreamt that I was that guy in the Bewitching Morgana pasta. And I didn't wake up halfway through.

You people can't fucking believe how fucking awesome that was.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@lostmypassword
This video tilted me
Is he in bronze or silver

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evilember
how long did you spend cumming at the end

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Boy_vs_Girl
too stupid to realize it's a 'shopped edit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
Udyr buffs when
Right now bro! He's fucking busted.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I need Fag Wolves and EDG to pull a Fnatic and luck their way to 2nd place.

Relying on the patented TSM choke for Group D. I could see FW somehow getting 2nd if it goes to tiebreakers, But, I feel like C9 is going to meme their way to 2nd place. It doesn't help that EDG is playing like complete shit.

5mileys
5mileys

@w8t4u
Black people should stick to basketball, not ruin my ranked games

JunkTop
JunkTop

@5mileys
It's true.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@w8t4u
jesus christ, Dong Huap has been going off the deep end lately. I knew that he didn't like black people but there is no reason to treat them like that.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@w8t4u
IS there a translation for this?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Carnalpleasure
I actually can't remember that much. Last thing I remember is lying in bed still inside her with my head between her tits and just dozing off.

takes2long
takes2long

@Harmless_Venom
Dong Huap is /ourguy/

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Harmless_Venom
Treats them well enough to call them people lol

SniperGod
SniperGod

How the fuck do you play against new chink spearman
He feels so fucking strong

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@girlDog
@FastChef

Hello Tryndamere

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
Git gud

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This is Lulu. She was made to be abused.

Techpill
Techpill

@Soft_member
I'm the fic author so call it strange but I'm actually curious how your dream played out

TechHater
TechHater

I love Jinx.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SniperGod
Don't be the one hes diving.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Boy_vs_Girl
beyond retarded

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TechHater
me too but you should post better art

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Soft_member
tfw literally never ever had a dream in which i'd be having sexual intercourse with anyone
worst feel

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
those eyes
whattt

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
not the guy you replied to but I've mastered lucid dreaming and can actually imagine anything I want during a dream. Normally you don't have much control over what happens in your dreams but with lucid dreaming you can basically make anything happen.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

play ad
get voli supp
enemy has wukong and ww
they let wukong walk up to me and toss me in the air every time
fun game

hairygrape
hairygrape

@eGremlin
it's not a good feel because you wake up knowing that won't happen irl

Methnerd
Methnerd

@New_Cliche
I've been training in lucid dreaming and had a few lucid dreams, but usually whenever i think of something lewd during lucid dreams i usually straight up wake up, it's fucking horrible

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

on a giant winning streak
very close to being plat for the first time
"CUT THE CORD, WE CANT ALLOW THAT"
EUW ranked down for today

I see how it is, Riot. Fuck you too.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
tfw had my first partially lucid dream last night
I couldn't control everything but I knew it was a dream, it was really vivid, and I was jumping miles into the sky like the Hulk. It was fun.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I just realized the reason I can't climb out of gold right now is 100% because of the meta
I main top lane, I hate playing tanks, I never play any tank, but whenever my team has no tanks and the enemy team has any tank specially some bullshit like Galio it's a guaranteed defeat straight out of the champion select
Fuck this forced tank shit I just want to play teemo, kennen and wu kong.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
you have to remember that sex or other things that excite you shoot your heart-rate up which wakes you up. The trick is to do it often enough so thinking about sex in your sleep becomes normal and doesn't increase your hear-rate. Eventually you'll be calm about it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

new thread

/vg/thread/192204951#p192204951

/vg/thread/192204951#p192204951

/vg/thread/192204951#p192204951

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Soft_member
Play Jayce you double nigger

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Techpill
Well, basically,
Dreaming that I'm some knight, or adventurer, or some shit on some random mission. I do know I was wearing armor and a sword in that dream.
Walking through swamp.
Find witch hut in the middle of it.
Bewitching Morgana comes out door and greets me (don't ask me for any precise dialogue at any point, I don't remember any details)
Go inside, start kissing and making out.
Have really gentle, loving sex in missionary position as she wraps her wings behind me, making it even more intimate.
Fall asleep in dream while still hugging her and as she's whispering something in my ear -> Wake up in real life hugging the pillow

Fuck, that was awesome.
@New_Cliche
I really need to learn to do that.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Soft_member
falling asleep while still inside a girl
is this a thing that can actually happen?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stark_Naked
Interesting that it was the same setting (finding her in the wilderness) but played out differently. The subconscious is strange.

Was she as good at sex as she was in the fic?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@King_Martha
Sure but you'd lose your boner and fall out shortly after falling asleep.

5mileys
5mileys

@Stark_Naked
user, I suspect you might be the legitimate King of England and that wasn't actually a dream.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Nojokur
Yeah.

@5mileys
Holy shit, someone find me a sword stuck on a rock.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Fuzzy_Logic
As in the whole didn't-even-need-to-thrust part?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BunnyJinx
Yep. I distinctly remember there was barely any movement at all throughout it. Just lying in a really soft, warm bed while wrapped in her wings and kissing her and fondling her.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sir_Gallonhead
vaginal muscles included?
Damn that does sound amazing. Now I'm wondering if I should try to write a sequel to that fic, but odds are I'll end up in procrastination hell like the other 3 I've started

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
I can't recall that much now about the sensations, but I'm guessing yes.

WebTool
WebTool

@Garbage Can Lid
I can't recall that much
That reminds me, if you do want to learn to lucid dream, get in the habit of writing down everything you can remember from your dreams as soon as you wake up, even if your prose is garbage. I've been doing that and been having more vivid and detailed dreams lately and can remember them longer.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@WebTool
Awesome, thank you.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@CodeBuns
Unrelated, but I also find it an amusing coincidence that you had a dream of my first fic and the second one I wrote is based on another anon's lewd dream.

I'm also not gonna lie, I'm a bit jealous of you. I hope you enjoyed it as much as it deserved to be.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
Ezreal.
He's the only champ whose new skins always look like shit

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Soft_member
but there are players in challenger that only play teemo
and you can still rip the enemy team a new one with kennen

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