/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Thread added to auto-parser, please do your best.

likme
likme

@StonedTime
parse THIS

StonedTime
StonedTime

best gold saucer mount coming through

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

https://pastebin.com/raw/U3QZjetW

I'm a faggot who didn't check the pastebin beforehand, will change layout to it from now on if I make a thread unless anyone has any additions or changes.

takes2long
takes2long

wtb doggy minion on gilga...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I really wish the DPS would LB before 1% but at least I got to see what the scholar one looked like in detail

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@takes2long
wtb a way to your heart lei awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwi..

massdebater
massdebater

where is salt and pepper seal from?

Evilember
Evilember

@massdebater
Skalla, last boss.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Lf gf to help me decorate my medium this weekend pst.

idontknow
idontknow

Yall some fuckin degenerates.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I need something samurai-like to glamour my level 60 samurai's shire gear into.
I can't stand looking this bad while leveling.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@idontknow
You too.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@ZeroReborn
Stop luring people with the catgirl.

Skullbone
Skullbone

should i fanta into a female elezen for a day?
t. female au ra

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Skullbone
Do you enjoy the thought of being an ugly giraffe that looks awkward in everything and runs like a lanky retard?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Bidwell
elezens are graceful and beautiful

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Playboyize
Ok brb fanta

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@VisualMaster
*gracefully fills my diapy* mmm momma needs a changey from a cutie~

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is Arenvald the new Haurchefant?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@VisualMaster
Time to wake up from your dream. The majority of you all try to make dull boring mary su elezens too that make it worse.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Cats having a good day

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Playboyize
Meow

Methshot
Methshot

was farming for BRD/MCH Filibuster Gambison
got DRG
play it for the first time in forever as a result

Why did no one tell me it was kind of fun

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Skullbone
Yes

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Skullbone
Flip a coin. Generally you'll hope for one outcome before it lands. Otherwise just go by the coin.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Is Kiss still with Amber?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Bidwell
@Snarelure
@TurtleCat
@StrangeWizard
oh no... i'm having second thoughts after seeing the animations (just made an alt.)

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Supergrass
yes they got back together

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberburn
I told man, it's not pretty. They only look decent in still pictures where you manipulate the angle to make you look okay.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberburn
Then don't? No skin off my nose, perched as it is atop my elongated neck.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Playboyize
Cats being coy!

massdebater
massdebater

@Ignoramus
What a shame. I don't see why Kiss does this to himself. Amber was the reason he started using drugs.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@massdebater
pretty sure he was always a druggie

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@CouchChiller
I talked to Kiss before he blocked me and made Amber out to be a source of bad in his life. I don't get why he would go back to him.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i love getting absolutely munted and playing xiv

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@AwesomeTucker
some "pure" cat

Flameblow
Flameblow

I popped a Fantasia potion I had on my retainer for years, never used one before, because I wanted to see what my character would look like as a Lalafell. I figured I would just get brought to something like the aesthetician but apparently not.

Now when I login I have that re-edit character option, but I don't want to change. Every time now I have to click my character and then click OK on the message box instead of gettin to just go straight in. Is there a way I can permanently close the re-edit and get my fantasia back or am I basically fucked in that I have to enter and make no changes, confirm and act like I used it

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

who are these cuties i saved on this picture?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Flameblow
one drank you're fucked

WebTool
WebTool

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'd really like to know the one on the left.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
elk and phil

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@haveahappyday
Absolutely!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

black guy leaves soft unannounced
everyone starts freaking out even though he said he would still be on balmung

and here i was thinking nobody actually liked him

Bidwell
Bidwell

@AwesomeTucker
That can't be elk.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
where did he go?

WebTool
WebTool

@Bidwell
it is.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@WebTool
Elk is on Balmung tho.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

femroe

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Playboyize
Almost weekend

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

tfw beginning to realize that the team jump rope dance routine memorization games that all of the extreme and savage fights are in this game aren't even a little bit enjoyable to spend the time learning
Why don't they know how to make fun challenging content?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Grinding for the little pokemon
Got enough legendary tokens for a weapon after doing 25 FATES
Starting to remember why I quit this game. I can't image the horror it must be for someone who grinds for all the weapons, just going for the best is making me regret choices.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Boy_vs_Girl
Excuse me the one on the right is my wife

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Fried_Sushi
its his alt

WebTool
WebTool

@LuckyDusty
What about them?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
it took me a few days to get all the weapons. it's really not that bad!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CouchChiller

wife
husband
thats a dude you know

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@WebTool
they like femroe

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SomethingNew
Shinryu EX is fun, flawless, and what all EX trials should be like. Hell, they finally learned how to make a big boss not suck (Leviathan and Bismarck). They even got the whole boarding the boss thing to not suck. This is the future and it's a wonderful future.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spazyfool
Shinryu EX is fun, flawless, and what all EX trials should be like.
Shinryu EX is actually what made me finally realize what I posted.

WebTool
WebTool

@TechHater
Femroe are nasty.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
nah

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Playboyize
tfw you will never erp this cat Since they retired from lewd

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@hairygrape
I know

It's my wife (male)

FastChef
FastChef

@Fuzzy_Logic
yeah

5mileys
5mileys

@FastChef
nah

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stupidasole
If it was guaranteed to get a Legendary every third FATE or such then I bet I would. I averaged one every three and a half Fates, but I just can't stand the RNG of it possibly getting worst. I'll be happy enough with all the pets and the Ninja and Monk weapons.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@AwesomeTucker
can you not read?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
prove it

viagrandad
viagrandad

I wish the 7th Umbral Era had never occured, the femroes would have never left their swamp and the world would be much more free of their futa plague

massdebater
massdebater

How do you guys feel about these things being a minion or a mount? Maybe a piece of furniture?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SomethingNew
There's lots of games that use the phase pattern memorization gameplay and they've been pretty successful. Don't see why they would change that formula.
Touhou games are in a way the exact same type of gameplay as xiv. Cuphead is the exact same shit and is considered to be goty.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Crazy_Nice
I own this cat

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

thinking about getting back into xiv
remember i gave away all my gil like an idiot before i left because i didn't think i'd come back

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Good morning you miserable lot

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Ignoramus
good morning

WebTool
WebTool

Susu, you're a fucking pedo

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

How is your view, user?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@CodeBuns
better than ur disgusting resolution

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Supergrass
It's boring and autistic.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@GoogleCat
then play something else?

King_Martha
King_Martha

How to get squat and push up emotes?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Give me characters.
Give me music.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Need_TLC
since when...

askme
askme

@GoogleCat
it's boring
Nobody forces you to play it. I don't like certain game styles and i don't play them, simple as that.

autistic
How the fuck does autism even apply on this?

@King_Martha
10 dungeon runs with your squad.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@askme
How the fuck does autism even apply on this?
Doing the same thing over and over. Obsessing over patterns.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Dreamworx
Epperson also stole your character.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Snarelure
Always

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Poker_Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dVKMla1LAY

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberfire
really? why would they do that?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@PackManBrainlure
um, proof???

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
Leviathan?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@LuckyDusty

Shut it catnip junkie

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@w8t4u
I was on Gilgamesh, Moon Al'Miraj
I haven't touched xiv in months though

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I’m trying to decide between this game and BDO, maybe ESO too. What is good about this game? Is it mostly raids or is pvp good too?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@LuckyDusty
Yes hello this is femroe.

Evilember
Evilember

@Stark_Naked
theres a trial friend

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stark_Naked
What is good about this game?
Nothing.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
You can dress up your mount.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Deadlyinx
@Spazyfool
@Need_TLC
@MPmaster
cute boys

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fried_Sushi
Okay, actually, I take that back. The music is good.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

squadron mission flew by with warrior,Ninja and archer with me as SCH
is there any other rewards for doing a certain amount of missions?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
Doing the same thing over and over.
Every single fight is different and you only do the same thing over and over if you don't progress at all.
This type of games literally present you a fight pattern, tell you how to beat it then slowly escalate by presenting more elements. As you get used to them you progress in the fight and learn more. Even schools do this how they start with basic math then start advancing more and introducing letters and symbols as you grow older.

Obsessing over patterns.
What.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Poker_Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcRXO5vVcRg

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole
Being the healer makes squad missions go the fastest. 2 archers do a fuckton of dps thanks to engage button spam and you won't be able to hold aggro at all against them without gcd skipping either so you're better taking a squad tank as well.
Fucking lv 43 archers can do 500+ dps, it's fucking ridiculous.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
https://youtu.be/1z8uvyn7hDo

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQnC1UHBvWA

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Poker_Star
https://youtu.be/HAIDqt2aUek

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Poker_Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q46xYqUwZQ

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CodeBuns

Havent gotten on top of our FC yet, heres from the lighthouse

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Poker_Star
https://youtu.be/V8Dq08Sp7iA

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Poker_Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9huLGwbpoiA

Methshot
Methshot

What do you guys even do in this game right now?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

they really dropped the ball on the new 24 man. only one interesting boss and the redt were dun scaith rip offs

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
Every single fight is different and you only do the same thing over and over if you don't progress at all.
Now you're just lying because the entire fights are designed around doing the same thing in order to successfully beat them.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methshot
Grind Skalla until I get my damn chest piece.

happy_sad
happy_sad

anybody want to use a midlander?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@PurpleCharger
pathetic grown man

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Methshot
poz erp

Techpill
Techpill

@Nude_Bikergirl
then play a different game?

whereismyname
whereismyname

this cross world friends thing is going to be interesting.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Ok then, which 2 bosses have the exact same mechanic patterns?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

wahh wahh this game fucking sucks I hope it dies in 2 years
resubs and buys 50 dollars worth of mogstation stuff
just fuck off please

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PurpleCharger
Lei awwwwwwwwwwwi, how are you today?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Poker_Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY3mAoqQh0k

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@MPmaster
Since you clearly lack reading comprehension, let me spell it out for you. To successfully complete a fight, you're going to be practicing doing the same things over and over again and until you have it all perfectly memorized. It's repetition.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
LEI I lover you

takes2long
takes2long

@Methshot
Play the MB, decorate housing, help people decorate their new homes, level gatherers once tomes are capped, work on personal projects like the blessed gathering tools for glams, beastmen dailies, grand company turn ins, avoid scrip farming like the plague if I can help it, maps, and exploring. There's lots to do, user.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Poker_Star
https://youtu.be/XbU9UUwxBxA

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Gigastrength
implying i don't have someone else pay for this shit

girlDog
girlDog

@BinaryMan
Good taste..

likme
likme

Should I blaze

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BinaryMan
Lana I have a big crush on you now

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@hairygrape
the grownedest
@Snarelure
okie, I slept a lot owo
@Ignoramus
thank...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
read @Fried_Sushi

Already told you that's what the game genre is about, don't like it, play something else. Simple.
Go repeat the same shit on the touhou or cuphead generals since they're the same shit in essence.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Anyone else disappointed in this patch?

lots of walls in new dungeon
another snoozefest raid
shinryu doesn't even do anything in final phase
can't do coil savage unless you cleared O4S
content promised on 4.1 gor pushed back

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Gigastrength
Just who are you quoting?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
he hasn't cleared O4Snooze
You should be disappointed in yourself for not only being behind the curve, but for subscribing to this awful game and providing them money to churn out lackluster updates.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@LuckyDusty
Sleep is good! Much better than work :c

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stupidasole
My sub ended bud. I'm just here to rub shit in your faces since you can't get enough of it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
I have my normie friend pay for the sub. Omega doesn't interest me, either.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
@TalkBomber
Clipping. is the best and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Playboyize
god thats even more pathetic
just end your life already

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
aren't (You) doing the same thing? dumb neet anime poster

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Crazy_Nice
Take your own advice, pathetic animeposter.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Lunatick
Missed out on seeing them live earlier this year... it still hurts ; ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZjKj3UNk6o

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
I'm playing the game as we type dumb (faggot) poster
@AwesomeTucker
you're such a fucking loser
you go on the internet to complain about a game you stopped playing
move the fuck on
you are pathetic

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@GoogleCat
3.1 was much worse. The only real disappointment for me was the 24 man raid since i was expecting it to be a lot harder than it is. Dungeon is ok and the gear actually looks decent and is dyeable. Lots of QoL patches including the so asked tokens being thrown into currency tab.

3.1 gave us
scholasticate snoozefest
void ark
2 of the most forgettable dungeons (saint mocianne and pharos sirius hard)
diadem dino island
thordan ex
no QoLs at all

All this while everyone was burned out of the game and quitting thanks to pepsiman.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Any bros on Aether want to kick back with a fellow bro and run the TT Battlehall (Savage) and share tips on how to relax throughout this amazingly intense content with one another?
:3

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Dreamworx
Wriggle is probably one of my favorite songs and albums. next only to the self titled for Story 2 and Inside Out. https://youtu.be/1tFXIy7OWos

also, this video is my favorite. Shame you missed out on seeing them

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXxZutPqVB4

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@AwesomeTucker
Saint Macchiato's is great though wtf.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Poker_Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIqVCJWSoeE

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TechHater
I'm just here to get people woke. Stay mad. Stay autistic.

TechHater
TechHater

@AwesomeTucker
Almost forgot, a fucking actual crafting omniset. We only got that shit on 3.4 so crafters had to carry 1 fucking set per class while being limited by red scrips to craft them.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@AwesomeTucker
I don't care if 3.1 was worse. What matters is now. It's like those faggots that keep spewing the 1.x bullshit. That was before. This is the present.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@haveahappyday
I'm just here to get people woke.
Are you ok user? Did you just had a stroke?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@haveahappyday
You misunderstand, I'm not mad. I'm disgusted. You are so fucking worthless and consider your time worth so little you try to make people quit a game on Veeky Forums? Sorry buddy, no one has ever quit this game because of you and no one ever will. Your self important delusions are gross, and you should get a fucking life even if its just jerking off to loli because that is better than what you are doing right now, loser.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TechHater
pathetic
posts worst aoty's worst girl

hahahaha

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lunatick
Right after you ditch amber sure.

w8t4u
w8t4u

192199630
why are 2hoe posters always so mad lmao

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
Amber's not going to be joining us.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@w8t4u
y-you mad? i-i sure showed him
continues to waste his life by complaining online and not playing video games, or doing anything really

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@w8t4u
Quoted
@PurpleCharger

Soft_member
Soft_member

192199825
pfffthahaha

5mileys
5mileys

about ten aurum vales before i can finally move to dusk vigil

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Sharpcharm
Ok then let's talk about present then. It's a odd number patch. It's not meant to be great, it's meant to allow new players to catch up with veterans and prepare everyone for the next raid patch. It's obviously meant to have easy content.

It's the 7th time this happens and yet there's always some faggot like you that always bitches non stop when odd numbered patches come out "waa it's so boring, it's so bad".

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Techpill
I mean for good.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@w8t4u
anime website

Methnerd
Methnerd

@5mileys
or just 2 runs of floor 51-60 of potd

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

upvoted

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PurpleCharger
I'm discussing the game. Not sure what the problem is. Go jerk off or something loser, instead of randomly quoting people who post things you don't like.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Illusionz
What good will that do you?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
It's a odd number patch. It's not meant to be great

The worst thing about this statement is that you people let a developer convince you that the concept of 'odd numbered patches' actually mean anything and should be an excuse for less content. What a time to live in when people are actually okay with developers flat out saying they plan to make half assed patches between real ones.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@VisualMaster
kill yourself loser

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
constantly get fed shit
"what's the issue, bro? they always do this xD"

You are part of the problem.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StrangeWizard
It's obviously meant to have easy content.
But Ultimate Coil!
But Super Shinryu!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TalkBomber
yeah we should all complain about a game we stopped playing on the internet like you
fucking loser
kys already

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Boy_vs_Girl
Tyler is based, I like you.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@hairygrape
You might wanna sit down for this one. Did you know that people can enjoy a game yet still complain about its issues?

takes2long
takes2long

animeposters on suicide watch holy shit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@happy_sad
you might wanna sit down for this one. did you know you literally admitted you don't play this game any more?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evil_kitten
youll get it just keep going might even get seal minion
this dungeons annoying for loot because chest in between bosses only gives accs and mats

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i like to eat shit and then complain about it
/xivg/ everyone

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Deadlyinx
Cite it for me. I mean im LITERALLY still subbed so no matter what you say I know the truth.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Deadlyinx
chasing shadows
Yup, that's our autistic boy.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
Ultimate coil is a first.
super shinryu is hard

@Fuzzy_Logic
You're being fed shit because you're promised patches every 3 months. If they did 6 month patch cycles you would've gotten omega and ivalice in the same patch.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fuzzy_Logic
you might wanna sit down for this one.
@Playboyize

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BlogWobbles
I think its because the whole "vote with your wallet" concept died with MMOs years ago with the invention of the cash shop. Now an MMO can easily stay afloat because 1% of the population (whales) end up paying for 99% of cash shop items. Even if nearly everyone boycotted a game like XIV it wouldn't matter because the most dedicated people will still be buying a fanta a day.

Bidwell
Bidwell

GUYS WE LET THE QALYANA INTO OUR CITY AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Emberburn
You cant comprehend that someone else joined in on the discussion?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fried_Sushi
Stop being a retard, 1.0 failed exactly because people boycotted a bad game.
Even the people that still stuck around weren't enough to not make the devs remake the game.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberburn
You are LITERALLY this mad. Quoting random people. I'm right here bud @w8t4u
come at me.

FastChef
FastChef

I need to EB a catboy!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

post fuzzy wuzzy tails owo

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@lostmypassword
Yes, and?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Snarelure
you might wanna sit down for this one

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TalkBomber
1.0 would have lived if it has a thriving mog station.

@MPmaster
Once you rely on the editing boogeyman its all over.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

so whos easier Susano ex or MB shinyru

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CouchChiller
you might wanna sit down for this one. no one gives a shit loser.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
1.0 didn't have a cash shop.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Harmless_Venom
Not an argument. Just admit you messed up and address the argument.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
There there, son. I'll keep coming here until this game dies because I am so bitter. It's hate that compels me. Though it seems autism is what compels you.

girlDog
girlDog

@GoogleCat
loooooser
is this all you do?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RavySnake
@Burnblaze
You people seriously think they would have left 1.0 like it was if it just had a cash shop to keep it afloat? With all those subs dropping?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@King_Martha
See
@girlDog

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
yeah i wish he make more slow stuff though, im not much for fast rap

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i like to ERP on top of a pile of shit

/xivg/ everyone

massdebater
massdebater

@Need_TLC
loooooooooooooooooser

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw everyone who criticizes XIV is a loser

viagrandad
viagrandad

I want Seto to leave KoB.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@DeathDog
no, only the ones whose lives exist to complain about a game they stopped playing online, loser.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Need_TLC
people ERP on overwatch
Any pile of shit works to erp user.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Good morning!!!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Burnblaze
You sound like the kind of loser who would say that too. You quitter.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Crazy_Nice
LOSER

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

/xivg/ cant argue so they just shout choice words that irked them back and forth like catchphrases

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

post pumps you wanna PUMP!!

takes2long
takes2long

@StonedTime
trying to imitate gw2g spammer
you don't even know how to use an auto-parser nigger, eat shit

StonedTime
StonedTime

ERP is for losers

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I miss when tanks had the highest queue times for 24 man raids.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spazyfool
Sorry mate, had a really fun quest to do in Warcraft. You've got those, don't you? Ones that are a treat to do? And I don't mean world quests over and over, I mean there existing fun quests at all.

Oh right, we've got:
*interact with these items, with one carefully placed in some obscure as fuck location just to get you to run around like a retard*
*walk into purple gunk to spawn several weak mobs that do no damage*
*kill 10 of these mobs*
*heel turn and touches her scar and clenching her fist after you turn in those 6 bear asses before instructing you to return to Waking Sands*
Thank you Warrior of Light, here are 300 more Main Scenario Quests in the same vein as that.

Did I miss any?

likme
likme

How much of a loser do you have to be to diss an odd patch?

5mileys
5mileys

how many losers we got here today? fucking losers not enjoying this game man

iluvmen
iluvmen

@MPmaster
What are you doing here then?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
"It's an odd patch so it's perfectly okay to have no content."

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@MPmaster
As someone who also plays WoW this is complete bullshit. The quests you get in hubs are no more fun than XIV ones, and the main chains for each new zone are still less interesting than MSQ. The only good bits are the short cutscenes near the end of each zone.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@likme
How much of a loser do you have to be to defend XIV?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Playboyize
Its okay to have less. It has a good amount.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Harmless_Venom
If you place your penis on her pelvis and it reaches her bellybutton does that mean that you're soul mates?

takes2long
takes2long

@Playboyize
No content
24 man raid
EX trial
Ultimate trial
New dungeon
New housing zone
New MSQ
New musical system
New PvP mode

Yes sweetie the stuff coming in a week or two is considered part of 4.1.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
no it means get away from me you big dick freak go mess with a femroe with that thing they have long vaginas for you senpai

JunkTop
JunkTop

I like when you call losers out they go into overdrive as a form of damage control

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
Discussing the absolute shit state this game is in.
@PackManBrainlure
Doesn't sound like you played it at all if you didn't note the cool bits where you get to man tanks, ride on the backs of dinosaurs, plow through dozens of enemies with supercharged units, etc, etc.

The only fun bit of questing in Stormblood was the fucking shooting gallery parts of the MSQ, and they didn't even realize people liked that.
"We'll think about adding more like this."

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@takes2long
Beast tribes are content too!!!!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@hairygrape
I don't like the vehicle quests in WoW. They're clunky to this day.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Snarelure
I saw the seal and the orchestrion roll drop a couple times already, but didn't got them yet.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SniperWish
I can make it smaller

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@takes2long
"New snoozefest alliance raid"
"Just the same primal with more abilities"
"Stuff that isn't even out yet but is just the same content as 3 years ago with the ability order changed up"
"1 new dungeon instead of 2"
"Housing isn't content"
"Actual new content which is fun"
""""Music is content""""
"Actual content"

So only the pvp 24m and msq is content.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
BabyRage

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
Just because you dont like it doesnt make it not content.

askme
askme

@DeathDog
Am I wrong though?

Housing and rehashed stuff isn't content.

Skullbone
Skullbone

What's the stat priority for SMN?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@massdebater
dont you have pushups to do

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@VisualMaster
patch has 2 dungeons
roulette is 90% the one attached to the MSQ

W O W

SniperGod
SniperGod

Stop complaining about XIV patch 4.1. This is your last warning loser.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@haveahappyday
2 new dungeons in the rotation is better than the original 3 + the new dungeon.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Playboyize
this

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
Just because you have to do something doesnt make it content.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I like when you call animeposting autists out they go into overdrive as a form of damage control

Skullbone
Skullbone

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
Just do a fat-
BTN
I'm so sorry

5mileys
5mileys

@Skullbone
Oh no you gotta go hit trees for like 5 more minutes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TurtleCat
people ERP on overwatch
How

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
Gilgamesh is a professional development of rehashing the same place as well and

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
I gave up on collectibles at 68 for a while since it was turning my brain into jelly and just did leves since they've been sitting at 100 for an age and a half so why the fuck not but aaaAAAAAAAAAAA KILL MEEEEE

@5mileys
shhhhh just shhhhh i'm so tired

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Sir_Gallonhead
Some way they do it here? It's all just texting

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
custom game
18+ Lewd Chat
meet up with "likeminded" gamers and let mercy do sit emote in your lap while sending you private messages
missng out senpai

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Please purchase me the Salt & Pepper minion on Famfrit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Gigastrength
no go fuck yourself

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
erping as established characters
whats the fucking point

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Gigastrength
It's high time I filtered you.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Gigastrength
famfrit
lmao

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Gigastrength
My dudely noodle, just buy yourself ten.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad
What do you think people actually take the time to include deep lore in their ERP sessions, even in games like this?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@WebTool
I understand you. I should be leveling them right now, but I can't do anything else before getting the casting chest, from the new dungeon.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Garbage Can Lid
mercy is a proud trans black lesbian and would never fuck a degenerate like yourself

girlDog
girlDog

*stands around on house lawn*

this content is great!!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@girlDog
Getting desperate

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

*takes pic from top of shirogane district on house i do not own*

haha losers will never get to see this view

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@New_Cliche
Who are you quoting?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@LuckyDusty
replying

you know they're right

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Spazyfool
Mask on
Fuck it mask off

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@New_Cliche
being this mad you didn't get a house on your meme erp server

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PurpleCharger
Still defending 4.1 when the most hype thing about it was non-content

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
You can do it, buddy. Break it up into chunks to make it seem less overwhelming. If I can autism out fishing, you can level botany and mining.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@eGremlin
what was that, I can't hear you inside my house

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@lostmypassword
delete your shitty account

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin
I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ms in my bank account

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

He had better not die, I fucking swear.

Inmate
Inmate

Finally got the damn chestpeice, now i just need to know if salt & pepper seal is worth selling or not (i mean hes kinda cute)

Methnerd
Methnerd

@girlDog
this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
housing elitist
plays a little fucking turd
checks out

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evil_kitten
Your potato? I think it's gone, Jim.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
Sells for like 7.5 mil on my server. It's gonna be scarce til everyone has it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@lostmypassword
snibby snab

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@New_Cliche
you sound pretty upset, user

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Crazy_Nice
not getting my plot that easy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Deadlyinx
it sells for around 3 mil on my server..

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Anyone who claims housing isn't important is just salty they didn't get one

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@haveahappyday
bruh that chatbox size is pissing me off. fix it now

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@haveahappyday
woke
Niggers aren't allowed here.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@haveahappyday
Take a pic of your O4S clear day 1 raider.

Inmate
Inmate

@VisualMaster
Your server might just be better. Mine is ungodly expensive

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@PurpleCharger
but i have two personal and a fc plot

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Gigastrength
We don't accept racists xivg try /pol/

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Gigastrength
/pol/

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

it's an autistic REE CONTENT rage episode
Change the channel please
Even ebin meltdowns are better than this

iluvmen
iluvmen

mateus.

WebTool
WebTool

@Gigastrength
U can only have 1 personal estate

askme
askme

@iluvmen
Should have done it but asked for payment. Missed opportunity.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RumChicken
@AwesomeTucker

muh racism
Back to Tumblr you go.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PurpleCharger
anyone who claims housing is important is trying to just trying to make themselves feel special because they got one

Lunatick
Lunatick

@WebTool
1 personal, 1 shared and a fc plot

farquit
farquit

@Carnalpleasure
only if you're a malera

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PurpleCharger
yea

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Firespawn
laugh at my shit jokes or you're an sjw
Go to /pol/ kid

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
oh thank you for that

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Skullbone
nothing, o-ok...

Lunatick
Lunatick

Hey guys what's going on here?

Soft_member
Soft_member

What's this I hear about a glitch involving dye to make infinite gil?

5mileys
5mileys

@iluvmen
wish i got tells like this

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lunatick
Loser lizzer

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lunatick
I'm going to rip your horns off and make a good broth out of them!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Soft_member
shhh

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SniperWish
Send me ur account name and password and I'll do it 4 u

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Soft_member
If its what I think it is, it only works on servers you can easily make alts on. You basically just make a new character, use all your feathers on special dyes and then offer to dye tradeable gear for people or dye gear yourself and give it back.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Sir_Gallonhead
meriastinkytoes
fartboy123

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@iluvmen
How do I get people to ask me this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
ippiki...

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CodeBuns
Oh, so it's not a glitch, just an exploit, cool

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StrangeWizard
Be cute ingame.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen
I've been sitting on a 10 allowances for over a month now, I guess I should put tem to use.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StrangeWizard
@5mileys
im not sure why anyone would want these sort of /tells, to be honest! but i guess... be on an RP server like mateus/balmung, and have an attractive character??

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Recommend a good feature for the game on the forums
Noooo we cant do that WoW already did it

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
crit or dh

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Illusionz
I'm not a loser...
@JunkTop
Wait no, don't do that please! What will i do with my socks without horns?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StrangeWizard
just be a female toon in the mateus LS

that's an yysara catcall alt to fish for erp

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Stupidasole
????? this game always steals from wow though????????

SniperWish
SniperWish

>>192205080
they do not stink they smell like strawberry soap

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@happy_sad
toon

hairygrape
hairygrape

Tonberrybros, any advice on what to farm for gils?

I have Lv 70 Botanist and Miner, but so far I only grind Koppranickel like crazy. Any alternatives?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
Name 5 things it stole from WoW. Keep in mind most of the best things in WoW aren't even originally from WoW either. They're just staples in the genre.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
100
I can't numbers anymore, grinding skalla is taking a toll on me.

Evilember
Evilember

@CodeBuns
Huh.
That's a good idea, but I don't think that's the glitch I'm talking about; the people I heard bragging about it indicated it was to do with vendor dyes, and that it was something SE could easily revert/take away.

I thought maybe it was that a particular dye could be sold for more than its purchase price, or something. Or maybe it's to do with beast tribe vendors.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

SMN feels so good now

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

new shake it off in o4s
this should not be allowed

5mileys
5mileys

Want to level MCH
Want to level DRK
Want to level all DoH jobs
Need to go through HW story
Want to get more Allied Seals but don't want to wait over 45 mins for each 20-seal monster FATE to respawn
Want to get those Squad emotes

There's too much to do in this game, and not enough time to do it all.

idontknow
idontknow

Play a manwhore in Balmung
Meet a cute pink-haired trap
ERP with them
My character is now bisexual
But at least I am not gay right

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@hairygrape
Just keep going for Koppranickel. Shit's priced at 300 per pcs or so, and you can get a full 99 in less than 10 minutes, so an hour of farming that shit could net you 180k gils...

FastChef
FastChef

@StrangeWizard
I LOVE AIKA CHAN!!!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I wonder if he still thinks about me

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
BUN IS THE BEST I LOVE HER

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Burnblaze
Doma is just a ripoff of panda land

King_Martha
King_Martha

post rare cringe

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Burnblaze
transmog
two person mounts
dungeon queues
LFR
variable difficulty
cash shop in a p2p game
quest design

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
No, Neko, I don't.

FastChef
FastChef

@King_Martha
To be fair, I don't trust the majority of the playerbase as far as I can throw their rotund asses, so she has a valid poine.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
the irony here is that female healers are always fucking trash and cant keep others alive, let alone themselves

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CodeBuns
female healers are fine, lol. gender has nothing to do with it

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CodeBuns
The 2 main healers in my FC are female and they're great. Mostly because me and the rest of the tanks abuse the fuck out of them in dungeons and forced them to get good

RumChicken
RumChicken

@iluvmen
implying this only happens on mateus

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
your anecdotes don't outweigh mine, nothing personall kidd

askme
askme

Anyone wanna join for skalla farm?

@King_Martha
Am I cringe

FastChef
FastChef

@Harmless_Venom
cuz ur fat

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw just want to have comfy times in my new house and show it off to my friends but they don't ever come near it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

new beastmen tribes dont level crafting or gathering

whats the point?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Booteefool
delete your plot then
also post plot and ward #

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'm going to decorate my new house with my elezen wife!

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
I wont post it, I want people to come to it on their own and not because i'm whining about it

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Gigastrength
Not taking a screenshot of the super cool space laser bridge leading to the third phase

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

how strict of a dps check is shinryu?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@WebTool
No, I want you to delete it so I buy it

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StrangeWizard
guys ;)

askme
askme

@Bidwell
implying I've even made it past the first phase
Hah!
...;_;

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@WebTool
Nigger the only person that's autistic enough to sift through all the wards to find your personal house with no server/name is beepy.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@askme
Please apply yourself and all the selves you have. Zenos-sama will show you the extent of his power.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

When your FC Leader disbands the FC as punishment for not getting a Shirogane plot
S-sorry

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PackManBrainlure
you dont even have one autistic retard if you spam this thread every day

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@w8t4u
I'll try, dad...

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StrangeWizard
stellar explosion
not cure 3

ASTs wish they had real healing throughput.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PackManBrainlure
tadaima~

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Someone make an Official /Xivg/ Femroe Ranking list

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@WebTool
U can have alts.
There's one autist who bought up an entire ward in the goblet channeling the power of alts and autism.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Fuzzy_Logic
Shit > femroes.

There.

Methshot
Methshot

@Burnblaze
ARR was a complete copy paste of prime wow what the fuck are you on about

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Fuzzy_Logic
-10000: Shrek
That's it, there's no others to even rank

happy_sad
happy_sad

http://www.siliconera.com/2017/10/13/final-fantasy-xivs-halloween-seasonal-event-saints-wake-2017-starts-october-19/
I'm conflicted

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StrangeWizard
wasn't abe supposed to play with good players lmao

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@happy_sad
It's pretty generic and has the awful furry shoes

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Methshot
Sounds like you cant even name anything specific.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I miss ARR. It felt so fresh and new. Each expansion feels like it's beating the purity out with each punch. Coils and CT were so much more interesting than what we have now.

Is this nostalgia? Or is HW and SB really this bad?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@happy_sad
Never really cared about Halloween or Christmas gear, it was never all that great.

Methshot
Methshot

@StrangeWizard
pink-tintent nostalgia goggles
worse than vanilla wow shills

JunkTop
JunkTop

it's done

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@askme
I want

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methshot
Answer the question, passive faggot.

TechHater
TechHater

@StrangeWizard
HW was pretty bad, alexander mainly. SB its getting back on track however nothing beats coil.

beating t12 and watching the cinematic
That's something we aren't getting ever again.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
There's definitely something wrong with you if you liked ARR more than HW.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Dreamworx
0001 y.c

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methshot
there is literally nothing wrong with vanilla

@StrangeWizard
heavensward story was great 3.0. downgraded from there on. stormblood was good until we went to weebland. au ra lore was okay i guess. VA was so stupid and ivalice makes ramza look like a little bitch. alex story is forgettable and omega story isn't going anywhere

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fuzzy_Logic
Trash > Dogshit > Dumpsterfire > Trannies > Filthy Pajeet Toilet > Average Femroe > Average Femroe Fan/Poster > Shrek

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

HW had you fighting dragon legions in a sky-kingdom
SB has you eating dirt fighting in not-Afghanistan
I can't help feeling like we've regressed somewhat.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nude_Bikergirl
god bless the spriggan of good taste.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Need_TLC
SB had zenos, HW had some gay dude

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

how do I get a au ra gf as hot as kp

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Methshot
@StrangeWizard
Its not nostalgia. ARR had better constructed zones because of no flying. They had to put more consideration into the traffic flow of maps, enemy spawns, visible landmarks and risks involved in travel. Plus as time went on they focused more and more on dumb previous FF game crossovers rather than promoting XIV exclusive lore and content. I guarantee well be fighting Sephiroth later in Omega.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@kizzmybutt
if you like shitskins your standards are p low

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Need_TLC
watching fordola echo cutscene
We helped these people. The people who had the balls to public stone a child based on their parents decision of helping the empire instead of starving to death.

FastChef
FastChef

@Snarelure
skin color mattering

Supergrass
Supergrass

@w8t4u
lmao

massdebater
massdebater

femogre shitters getting BTFO
Warms my heart.

This is a thread for cute cats and lizards. Michael Cera and the Shrek crew need to leave.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Supergrass
naka bp!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RumChicken
Each patch makes the Garleans more and more relatable. Anyone who doesn't agree with them in some way is fucking mental.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What exactly is the best way to fix the housing situation?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@w8t4u
Plus as time went on they focused more and more on dumb previous FF game crossovers rather than promoting XIV exclusive lore and content
Crystal Tower is a FF3 fanservice raid series. Whereas Mhach's story was XIV-exclusive, the only aspect of it taken from a previous game came in certain enemies being used as bosses. Not the actual story being fanservice fodder, like Crystal Tower, where it literally plays out the FF3 story

Flameblow
Flameblow

@RumChicken
What did they even do, anyways? All I know is that they took the throne and made it easier for others to live.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TechHater
t. shitter who got a reality check in gordias

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Illusionz
Whereas Mhach's story was XIV-exclusive, the only aspect of it taken from a previous game came in certain enemies being used as bosses
and cait sith who somehow manages to look worse in this game compared to XI even though its the same model

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@King_Martha
Garleans aren't that bad if you think of it. Alamhigo was actually really lucky when they got gaius as the first viceroy. Gaius had the belief the way the empire should be assimilation rather than domination and thats why he allowed citizenships to be given.
Unfortunately the rest of the garleans don't think that way so after gaius left alamhigo to conquer the rest of eorzea a dictatorship started under zenos.

@Sir_Gallonhead
defending alexander story in any way
Stop posting.

WebTool
WebTool

@Illusionz
Also, just to add on, there is only one Garlean legion that WASN'T fanservice, and that's Gaius's, the XIVth legion, because he represented this game and legacy. Nael and his legion represented FF7, and was involved in both legacy and by extension ARR. So, the only Garlean legion not to be fanservice was the one that exited the game with the defeat of Ultima Weapon

@SniperGod
This is true, I forgot Cait Sith

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
Go back and retroactively remove housing from people who have multiple, and limit it to one per account
Reimburse them for the cost of the plots they lost
Make it so when you purchase a plot you are unable to relinquish it for 3-6+ months to prevent flipping
When you do relinquish a plot or your sub lapses, instead of immediately going back up for sale the plot will randomly go back up for sale up to a week later at a completely random day and hour
Alternatively, when a plot comes up for sale there is now an anonymous bidding process for 24 hours
Large size housing is only available for FCs that have 10+ members. If your member count goes below it you are given a period to gain them back before losing the plot.

viagrandad
viagrandad

What are some good weapons that look good with the NIN Artifact 3? I don't like the shape of the ones you get with it at level 70.

WebTool
WebTool

@Lord_Tryzalot
I miss Gaius. The only one who has a sane discussion with WoL.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PurpleCharger
move servers you fucking faggot

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@PurpleCharger
More apartments.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@King_Martha
not being a tank that keeps everyone safe and happy
It's like they have no mothering instinct

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@CouchChiller
Its an issue on all but the absolute deadest of realms now after the great exodus to recommended realms. Are you new?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Flameblow
Zenos taxed them roughly half as bad as the Swedish government.

Evidently this justifies armed rebellion/lynch mobs.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sharpcharm
The difference is that the Swedish government uses the taxes to implement social systems and infrastructure improvements instead of weapons to keep you under their control.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sharpcharm
tfw swedish
tfw no zenos bf

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
Apartments suck.
@CouchChiller
Multiple servers have the same issue.
@Nude_Bikergirl
These are actually really good ideas.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
@Lord_Tryzalot
Gaius was honourable but he was still working for a pretty evil nation. Ala Mhigo also had it pretty fucking terrible under Zenos' rule. Remember that pretty much everything he did was to intentionally incite people to want to rise up against him and try to kill him, that's why he had units like Fordola's Skulls publicly beat people to death in the streets and such.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sharpcharm
EB me.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sharpcharm
No they aren't they're fucking awful.
Players shouldn't be punished for putting the work in to get houses because somebody doesn't wanna save up more than 4m at a time.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

If I buy a retainer level-up book from the mogstation and use it on one, will it level up my retainer by the set amount or only to the highest level of the class selected?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SomethingNew
Who is getting punished? It was never intended to own more than 1 house. Nor is it intended or allowed to buy housing from others.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Abe is:
friends with the top players of the game
deeply involved in behind the scenes with tier 1 players
talks to cute girls like pic related
has godly DPS and is a better healer than anyone from /xivg/ could ever hope to play with
Why do you cuckolds make fun of him again?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Carnalpleasure
haters of abe are:
cuckolds
poor irl
shit at the game
buqwok

sit down.be humble.im looking at u reimi shirohime

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Carnalpleasure
That DM list is genuinely embarrassing. I've never seen such a lack of self-awareness.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@LuckyDusty
Femroe are cute. Why, Bobcat, why this?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SniperGod
If you let a mentally ill child take over your nation, that's your fault. Don't drag Ul'Dah and WoL to fix your shit.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SomethingNew
First of all what work went into getting a house in Shirogane aside from being the first to queue into the game and being the first to load into the zone? There is no "work" in RNG.
And people don't need more than 1 house, look at what happened on Maetus when a group of people bought out the entire fucking ward.

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
who cares about the story in a mmo?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
You too

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool
more than half of those are tier 1 like Myuri
Stay jealous you irrelevant shit.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Booteefool
what is so bad about it?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TechHater
wow?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
that is a housecat. i don't think you know what a bobcat looks like.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@haveahappyday
Kill yourself.

@Sharpcharm
Weebs are garbage human beings.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Booteefool
lmfaoo graylet

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Abe, Dame and Suav are easily the best players from here.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Carnalpleasure
every one of his friends is an anime avatar
lol

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Carnalpleasure
Who?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Booteefool
@JunkTop
not a single avatar that isnt anime

this is some 100th percentile cringe

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Ultrash shitposting in full force
i'm out

Flameblow
Flameblow

Make posts pretending to be a fan of some random guy and berate everyone that replies for not caring about them
Thread becomes hostile toward that random guy to the point where they no longer come to the thread
Is this what is going on? Is this a common thing here? Why not just ignore both the random guy and the one pretending to be his fan? Then they'd both go away.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I may not have what it takes to be a tier 1 player in this game but I am the fastest downhill racer in all of Kanto.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Booteefool
@CodeBuns
@Carnalpleasure
@Methnerd
@Ignoramus
@Flameblow
@GoogleCat
hello haters of abe

see @Crazy_Nice

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
Make housing FC only and double plot price since gil is fucking useless.
Make apartments similar to small housing in size and in items allowed.
Delete all houses ingame but give everyone a voucher for their current plot.
The voucher can either be turned in to redeem their house back or to redeem for the money used to buy the house.

There, problem solved. Their biggest mistake was to allow 1 person to get a house for themselves. They should've been FC only since the start as a hub for the FC to gather.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CodeBuns
lol

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Skullbone
i'd rather "hate" a grown man than orbit one. reconsider your life

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@CodeBuns
he'd rather not be friends with someone who is successful irl and ingame
he rather be a cuckold, poor irl and shit at the game
buqwok

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
I genuinely don't know who this person is, though.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CodeBuns
Force tons of people to be in an fc by themselves to circumvent a fucking retarded system
good one

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Carnalpleasure
successful irl

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

reminder that 99% of the thread's problems can be traced back to the people in this ls
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880740371/

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Carnalpleasure
Rinchau Nau is a man

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PurpleCharger
Just make it like LOTRO. They use the same neighborhood / ward system, except when the wards fill up, another is dynamically generated.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperGod
And why would you force yourself to be alone in a FC just to have a shitty house when apartments would be the same thing?

Spamalot
Spamalot

abe is sleeping from being drunk and bored from last night

can u guys stop it

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
The difference is that the Swedish government uses the taxes to give to Muslim welfare parasites so they can buy hand-grenades and female-circumcision kits.
Fixed.

TechHater
TechHater

@Nojokur
Apartments are basically instanced housing and therefore boring and worthless

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BinaryMan
abe isnt even in Ultrash anymore

what happened?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
But housing is instanced housing.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
do u get it

ultrash is shitposting about abe

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Post Vocaroos

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TechHater
Houses are the same shit, you get in them and you're in a instance. If you want a place to hang as a hub just join a FC with a house and you'll be with your friends.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BinaryMan
how do I fuck this raen?

eGremlin
eGremlin

housing was a mistake. there are too many retards who should just be playing the sims complaining and wasting time of the devs when they could be making content instead

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperGod
Change it so the FC has to maintain 10/20/50 members based on the plot size and if it goes under for too long they lose the plot.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperWish
be male au ra

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
STEAL FROM THE RICH GIVE TO MYSELF

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Garbage Can Lid
The lore makes it better for me honestly. Can make for interesting situations and such.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SniperWish
you cannot fuck a virtual character, cringer

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Flameblow
That's a popular method in this general, yes. This group of posters likes to boast in private that they've driven out many posters with this tactic.

However, the subject in question is also a massive shitposter who would probably shitpost about himself to rile people up and genuinely get off to the negative responses.

It's also an unfortunate fact that they have a janitor among them and identify and target posts made anonymously to subtly demonstrate this power to the victim without jeopardizing their position.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BinaryMan
truly yours

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Flameblow
whos that?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stark_Naked
The rich are not supposed to have those houses in the first place.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberburn
Is it hard to be a janitor

TreeEater
TreeEater

mfw people sperging out about housing while I'm quietly decorating the small house I saved up for and bought off of another player

Jesus, are you guys all on the dole or something?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Flameblow
@BinaryMan
an autistic sociopath

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Soft_member
You guys keep using this fake as fuck argument for rules that dont exist. The game allows you to have one house character. There is no rule that says you can only have one house. The people who buy up wards with their multiple characters and multiple accounts are not breaking any rules at all. Just because something is scummy or silly doesn't mean you should petition the Square Enix government to stop them.

TechHater
TechHater

It's a shame Ultrash runs this general. Corrupt scum.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
the nicest person from xivg

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TreeEater
and bought off of another player
Their reasoning is that you shouldn't have to buy it off another player. It should be readily available to/for you.

JunkTop
JunkTop

when people need a guide to understand fucking tails

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead

Very much

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Poker_Star
I sort of see their point, but that's not the way the system works. Learn how something works, and then make it work for you.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Poker_Star
Why can't there be anything with scarcity in a game, especially a thing that doesn't affect gameplay? Why do people feel entitled to housing in the first place?

Methshot
Methshot

@TreeEater
Elk was a janitor, if that didn't answer your question then no, you can be a phone poster, someone that's been banned constantly and breaks rules all the time. They probably all send in janny apps every time they open up.

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater
paying 10-20 times more than what the plot costs plus the cost of the plot

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberfire
?

TechHater
TechHater

@Poker_Star
The reasoning most people give is that those who are selling aren't people who simply walked by and bought 1 house but people that went by and bought as many as they could and are now selling for profit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@New_Cliche
Thats not the system. You broke the rules to acquire your house and both of you should be banned.

FastChef
FastChef

@Methshot
elk is a compulsive liar and all of the mods on irc hate his guts because he shits up both vg and soc with his shitposting so theres no way in hell hed ever be a janitor

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
someone who never logs in to Balmung and stopped posting here years ago

StonedTime
StonedTime

@hairygrape
I'd very much like for you to point out in the ToS where it says players can't sell houses for gil. I'll wait.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
You can just send a ingame support ticket and ask the GMs. They answer quickly.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Any malera here wanna kiss my female midlander?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
Last I checked GMs dont make the rules for games, they enforce existing rules. Plus they're allowed to make up whatever they want to deter people from practices they personally dislike. GMs have their own agendas.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@AwesomeTucker
Okay but that has nothing to do with you presenting me with SE saying players buying a house from another player is against the ToS.

takes2long
takes2long

@RumChicken
*'s cock

WebTool
WebTool

@Methshot
Elk not anonymously posting in third person is on my Christmas wishlist this year.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RumChicken
Name and server.

hairygrape
hairygrape

saw the Callback Campaign on the Lodestone today
realize that only friends can call me back
have no friends
O-okay..

Playboyize
Playboyize

@takes2long
No ew

@BlogWobbles
Meria Athera
Odin

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spamalot
But I didn't use Party Finder or any other in-game methods of communication.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StonedTime
several players were actioned for it under this rule.

3.2 Disruption. You may not in any way disrupt or interfere with the Game experience of other players, including the disruption of Square Enix's computers and servers.

i've also seen "abusing the economy" stated by gms, but that actually doesn't seem to be part of ToS.

suffice to say that this is true.

GMs have their own agendas.

the ToS you agree to says they can do whatever they want, and they own your account. so if they don't like something, they can action it.

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
ive only ever made one post on soc in my life

SniperWish
SniperWish

@girlDog
lol

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Deadlyinx
Luckily that has nothing to do with whats being discussed, sweetie. Any interaction with other players can be regulated.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Playboyize
Post a screenshot of yourself in The Fury's Gaze and I'll do it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@girlDog
magically here
Get a life.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx
yes, just like real life if no one reports a crime to the authorities then it goes unnoticed. what a smart cookie.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
i just finished getting done what i needed to today gimme a break

Illusionz
Illusionz

@cum2soon
where is that?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
@RumChicken
Oh thank you for pointing that out, snookums. :))))) I'll be sure to let you poor homeless anons know if I ever get banned for working within the system that SE has allowed to be created by the playerbase. lol(LOTS OF LOVE!!!!) -3-

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@eGremlin
hey whens the next meltdown chemo

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Illusionz
Figure it out.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
But in this case its not a crime since theres no interaction at all between the parties within the universe they have jurisdiction over. Handing someone gil is not a crime in XIV. Someone 'deciding' to randomly give up their plot isnt either.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

xth for smiles!

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Skullbone
Any time someone criticizes the system people just assume its them being salty for not having a house

I've had a house for years kiddo. Doesnt mean I like how things are for new and returning players. Part of being a human bean is having sympathy for others.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TalkBomber
in about two hours

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Poker_Star
/pet

FastChef
FastChef

@LuckyDusty
Oh...

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BinaryMan
At the end of the day SE are the literal gods of XIV universe. They can ban you for suspicious behavior alone and you can't do anything about it since you signed the ToS. All they need is an assumption of guilt to act upon, and rightly so.

askme
askme

channel got changed to lazy poor people discussing the best way to get SE to give them all the houses
Turn off the tv

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why does everyone say "trap" now in the game?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@JunkTop
Hey maybe writing a letter to Yoshi will help. Be sure to make lots of angry face drawings of Lalafells.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@askme
They should have their characters deleted

Supergrass
Supergrass

@hairygrape
It signals to everyone that they're really good at the game

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StonedTime
This could work. Yoshi is a sucker for Lalas and hates seeing them sad.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberburn
Magically
Not even man
He's chemo. He's the one that spams all the chinese
He's the one that gives the lessons
That means he's ALWAYS here

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw Ixali is the jealous boyfriend of ARR Beast Tribes

Also why is there a ??? map

WebTool
WebTool

@Crazy_Nice
/blush

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I sneak into other people's houses and sleep in their beds!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
meria denied smooches once more

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spamalot
How come SE don't just allow players to buy from other players from within the system? Where you literally can never pay more than the maximum price a house costs, so for grade 1 large house you can only sell it to another player for a max of 50mil.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD7j6eZukxI
xD

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Playboyize
??? is the area for the new 24 man

@AwesomeTucker
jokes on you my house doesnt have a bed

Illusionz
Illusionz

@askme
woke up for the three am clusterfuck
worked my ass off to get gil for a medium
log in and get booted out because of lobby error
five launcher errors in a row after
position in queue: 2,561
Yeah nah. Lots of people did everything right and got fucked by SE's shoestring servers.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
BOMBARD HIM WITH POTATOES

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET HOUSES

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, Veeky Forums

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@FastChef
It's in Coerthas Central Highlands

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Playboyize
Top is the zone. Bottom is the actual map area.
The ??? is for the ivalice map.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
Not skipping aerial blast
i am laffin

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@LuckyDusty
I hate that I like some of her videos. Maybe its the voice.

Nojokur
Nojokur

posting midlanders for pumping purposes is the best way to get a house~!

post midlanders for pumping purposes~!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

playing on Balmung
expecting to get a house

You only have yourselves to blame

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Skullbone
t. some kid that doesn't have a house but he's an epic troll for the win

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stupidasole
DODGING ICICLES IS HARD

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lord_Tryzalot
I play in Balmung and got a house in Ward 1.
All I had to do was to camp in front of the plot I wanted.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Poker_Star
Rice bol hairstyle best on cats

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
skip aerial blast or disband parties will soon be a thing

Inmate
Inmate

everyone jealous they didn't get a shirogane house
those who got are now paying 1k a pop per teleport

They'll soon have to sell their house for teleport money.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Boy_vs_Girl
You're super pretty!

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Just keep ignoring how this is an issue on literally every server. Even the smallest server in the game has twice the population of total housing in the game, and thats without factoring in alts and FCs.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do girls play this game

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Inmate
hose who got are now paying 1k a pop per teleport
To where? Who the fuck needs to go back to ARR/HW zones?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
People who care about housed in any place but Lavender Beds.

askme
askme

@Dreamworx
You know not everyone is a neet who has every single job leveled.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lord_Tryzalot
what if you did get a house though

Booteefool
Booteefool

@VisualMaster
Tons, actually. But they're all either taken, psychotic, or live 893,233 miles away from you, so don't get your hopes up.

Evilember
Evilember

@Dreamworx
Alamhigo is in eorzea too. And the next expac might send us north of alamhigo keeping the 999gil teleports.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Snarelure
fuck off elk

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
1k a pop per teleport
I have over 2000 teleport tickets.

eGremlin
eGremlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09zJozakdLw

Our boy made a video on the issue. He agrees that there needs to be only 1 house per account. Expect it to happen soon even retroactively.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@askme
What does that matter when you can queue for shit from literally anywhere in the world?

askme
askme

finally own a house and an apartment
not creative enough to decorate anything
just have a chair and 4 walls

Emberburn
Emberburn

@askme
port to south shroud
level every job under 60
everything else is queued

what exact scenarios are you going through that make you have to teleport so many times?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
tfw elezen ears are extensions of their great smiles.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Deadlyinx
getting teleport tickets when he can buy shit to resell with higher gil/seal ratio

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Soft_member
DPS players dont level with dungeons. They have to teleport to FATE zones or to POTD entrance. Gatherers have to teleport to specific zones to gather materials to level with or do leves. Also plenty of higher level crafts still require base materials from ARR and SB zones. Do you even play this game or just login to ERP?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@askme
Call it an art installation about the vapid emptiness of affluent living

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
players scream and throw a tantrum when they don't get what they want
yoshi caves

Just wait, it still won't be enough and people will still pitch a fit because their alts can't have houses too.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
Yeah.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stark_Naked
DPS players dont level with dungeons.
Oh I'm laffin'

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@viagrandad
can i sit on your lap while you pull my catgirls ears?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@JunkTop
As it should be. Developers catering to the vast majority of their people paying the bills instead of the top 1% raiders or the small portion of "I got mine" house owners.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@lostmypassword
We got actual ears now!
@viagrandad
:O !!!

askme
askme

@JunkTop
You can only complain about yoshida when he writes a wall of text on forums complaining about how players hate him and that players are sending letters to his boss to get him fired.

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
Wait, what.
That happened?

TechHater
TechHater

@Inmate
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20759346970?page=4#post-75

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

What is the best race to wife?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
catboy

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday
elezen

RavySnake
RavySnake

@haveahappyday
Hearty Roegadyn women bear many children

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@haveahappyday
Femroe

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@haveahappyday
Me.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@haveahappyday
Cats are all yandere who keep their men enslaved for breeding purposes (srsly).
Potatoes are all evil. All of them.
Lizards probably have some bizarre form of coitus to manufacture eggs.
Nobody plays Roe.

farquit
farquit

@haveahappyday
Lalafell

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TechHater
oh, Overwatch.
Yoshi P is likeable, the OW devs are fucking cucks.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Have a house
Don't care for all this "drama"

lol git gud

Nojokur
Nojokur

@w8t4u
@Methshot
This is the best possible pairing, debate me!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@haveahappyday
hyurs are your safest bet

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@haveahappyday
Roegadyn Women are top tier waifus

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Do not trust [email protected]

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nojokur
female elezen and female lalafell

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yoshi introduces a dormitory located in the shittest part of the residential area
Rooms are 1/4 the size of an apartment room and only costs 100k
Some rooms are randomly designed to not have any locks so random people can just walk into your room
Over 200 rooms per ward if you have a house/apartment tied to your account you cannot get a dorm room

Emberfire
Emberfire

@haveahappyday
If you like slamming your cock into already cummed in, pre-lubed holes, then catgirl is the best race to waifu.

takes2long
takes2long

@Stark_Naked
I'd be ok with it

idontknow
idontknow

@Raving_Cute
This. Haurchefant was canon waifu for WoL no matter what race or gender you picked. Though Yoshi P. flat-out admits that just based on popular player-decision, WoL is a female Keeper of the Moon.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

how do i get elezen wife on mateus

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stark_Naked
People don't really want a house, what they want is a place they can decorate and show off. That's why apartments failed, you can't show them off.

All yoshida needs is to implement a huge field full of doghouses and let players customize them at will and everyone will be happy.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
Never reply to me again

eGremlin
eGremlin

@idontknow
Yoshi P. flat-out admits that just based on popular player-decision, WoL is a female Keeper of the Moon.
We got a canon WoL in the cinematics.
Catfags can pretent their opinion matter, we got a Hyur as the canon WoL and no amount of pretending will change that.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@idontknow
Haurchefant was your good friend and that's it.

Inmate
Inmate

@Poker_Star
all of them are taken, including me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@VisualMaster
post more thick elezen cocks

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Stark_Naked
Open world PVP in housing areas where plots are about to go up for destruction. That shit was fun as fuck in Archeage.

Inmate
Inmate

@VisualMaster
@StonedTime
Does this elezen really have a dick? A-asking for a friend haha

askme
askme

@WebTool
balmung

a small house is easily worth 12m outside that shithole

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Road to 60 is a beautiful thing

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Just let people sell their deed to their plots, but make it so you can't sell it or relinquish it until like 6 months after you've purchased it so people don't just grab empty ones to flip.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
Feels good

@haveahappyday
Soft and easy to please cats

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@askme
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/178583-Show-your-private-quarters/

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Inmate
thats not fair

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@kizzmybutt
dedicated autism

WebTool
WebTool

So Fordola's father was going to meet Gaius, wasn't he? Did Gaius not hear that he and his daughter were fucking stoned in the streets? If he did, did he do nothing about it? I thought Gaius respected those who fought/worked for the Empire?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Inmate
technically it's an ovipositor

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@WebTool
Fordola did nothing wrong.
I mean ala'miggros tried to stone a little innocent girl to death.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
We don't know. Though considering the commotion that was going on wouldn't be surprised that the garlean "police" fucked them up afterwards.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Level 60 DRG rotation? The hell do I use for AoE? Will Jenova be sitting in Garlemald's capital?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@cum2soon
I didn't post @Playboyize
so it's either a joke or a falseflag of some sort but I'll go ahead and collect all and any strictly platonic forehead kisses on behalf of not really-myself, thank you have a nice day

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RumChicken
I know I'm late to the party but if you play a Japanese-developed MMO for a popular JRPG series and get mad about anime avatars or weebs then you are probably retarded desu

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
i'm gonna pump this pump

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Burnblaze
then you are probably retarded
probably
Don't forget this is xivg.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Snarelure
Doom Spike stupid.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Have healer queues been instant for anyone else? If so, why are tanks always the ones in need in DF?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Burnblaze
cringe is okay as long as its a trope
having an anime avatar is like wearing a tapout shirt

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@girlDog
is this elk? no wonder why this elezen was so rude to me ingame

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nojokur
where's my house?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Flameblow
right here

*pumps u in house*

ahh~

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
@viagrandad
game has millions of active players worldwide

i'm sure yoshi-p would kill for ffxiv to be even half as popular as overwatch

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
go to anime imageboard
find general for a japanese game
FUCKING WEEBS

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Garbage Can Lid
until like 6 months after you've purchased it so people don't just grab empty ones to flip.
that would only increase their value

DeathDog
DeathDog

@likme
What jacket is this?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Just need gloves and then I can go and start on the gathering equipment. Feels good to be able to craft shit for myself without any help.

likme
likme

@Playboyize
You mean the OW with 3 millions active players and ten minutes long queqes in all game modes nearly year ago? Yeah, i'm sure that's every dev wet dream.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SomethingNew
What about 100% platonic super friendly foot rubs and kisses?

SniperWish
SniperWish

I thought I should give you guys an update, and I got the hat! No signal of the coat, though.

@Fried_Sushi
I need to think about this.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@LuckyDusty
Would make investigating it a lot easier.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Fried_Sushi
So were back in that territory where people should get banned or lose their house if they dont spend a certain amount of hours decorating and idling in it to "prove" they deserve it and arent just flipping it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
who are you because i dont remember that at all

ive talked to like two people in the past week ingame

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperWish
flipper throws a bunch of shit down and sells the house for 250x what he spent on decorations

wow, that sure fooled everyone

SniperWish
SniperWish

post a greater cringe

you can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD7j6eZukxI&feature=youtu.be

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
yeah that's elk alright, just ignore and move on and report his posts

TechHater
TechHater

@likme
47 million active players a month

https://venturebeat.com/2017/08/03/overwatch-and-hearthstone-help-blizzard-hit-a-record-46-million-active-monthly-players/

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
dont talk shit about my waifu

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TechHater
37 million people have bought lil wayne's music

doesn't make it good

Evilember
Evilember

@Stark_Naked
wow you actually did it, well done

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperWish
Shes got a cute voice but mostly dumb videos. She also had a legit meltdown over the POTD hair when it came out even though now its worthless.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Bidwell
the pumpers and the pumped~

FastChef
FastChef

Why the FUCK DON'T I HAVE AN ELF BF?

askme
askme

@SniperWish
Rootin' for ya.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
you tell me

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
Because you settled for an elf dickgirl

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TechHater
announces overwatch and hearthstone total playerbase together
twitch shows hearthstone usually having 6x the viewership of overwatch even during overwatch """"esport"""" tournaments
You can bet the majority of those 47million active players a month are hearthstone players, not overwatch. There was some numbers going around based on the stat sites that showed less than 10k active players out of the 35mil accounts.

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
@Booteefool
What I expected vs what I got.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Someone explain how mangrove trees work to me.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TalkBomber
she only accepts them from attractive male characters

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperWish
That's literally how it works in the real world.

WebTool
WebTool

@Harmless_Venom
To be fair, Overwatch tournaments are boring as all fuck to watch. Even League is more entertaining and it's pretty fucking boring seeing the same 18~ champs in almost every game

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@DeathDog
Sure but you're essentially complaining about wearing a tapout shirt to a WWE event

Bidwell
Bidwell

@kizzmybutt
Where the fuck do you live that people get kicked out of their house if they don't have furniture?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
But this isn't the real world. XIV housing doesn't require maintenance. Housing doesn't devalue over time in the neighborhood in XIV if someone ignores their plot. Someone is completely within their right to buy a plot of land and put absolutely nothing on it in real life as long theres some semblance of maintenance.

Inmate
Inmate

I really like the Ixion barding

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
You mind showing a screenshot? I chose the minion over the barding because I rarely if ever use my chocobo.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Bidwell
http://mrsc.org/Home/Explore-Topics/Legal/Regulation/Nuisances-Regulation-and-Abatement/Property-Maintenance-and-Unsightly-Areas.aspx

Local governments can enact certain levels of maintenance and upkeep on housing and property to keep it sightly, particularly in areas that are affluent already. They won't care if you have a shitshack in an already existing ghetto.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Snarelure
I don't have it, but someone in my FC does. If you dye your chocobo right, I think it'd look really good

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw lonely

eGremlin
eGremlin

even though ffxiv is a jp mmo it had a heavily western fantasy feel up untill SB where they pushed it hard. the overall tradtional rpg theme is what made me like the game so come SB where the leveling and most of the story was "muh nippon paradise" along with my main getting fucked to dont bring into PF status i nearly unsubbed.

but hows that not! japan hub and housing districts doing for ya, is it worth only having one dungeon per patch?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fried_Sushi
this mad you didn't get a home that you want real life to apply to an mmo
Kill yourself

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Playboyize
That shit looks silly

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Harmless_Venom
show stats

TechHater
TechHater

@Fried_Sushi
Washington court cases, such as Lenci v. City of Seattle, 63 Wn.2d 664, 677-678 (1964), Polygon Corp. V. City of Seattle, 90 Wn.2d 59, 70 (1978), and Duckworth v. City of Bonney Lake, 91 Wn.2d 19, 30 (1978), indicate that municipal regulations may be based in part on aesthetic considerations. However, these cases suggest that there must also be public health, safety, or welfare issues present in order to justify a municipal regulation under the police power.

Don't pull my state into your shitty crusade, motherfucker.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
@Emberburn
After the USA housing bubble/crisis, some places - especially California - have rules to discourage flipping. For some purchases, you're required to live and reside in the house for a set amount of time.

I suppose technically you can do that without furniture, if you're about that ascetic life. But you're going to at least need to use it as your address of residence.

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
For the dozenth time this thread I am just some random guy weighing in. I have had a house since 2.0. Obviously theres never going to be required maintenance in XIV housing.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@DeathDog
Same

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stupidasole
How can a government or SE prove you are residing in a house? Do they send people to check every day? Sounds costly.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TalkBomber
@DeathDog
here we are again
TALK TO SOMEONE THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

people this mad because they wouldn't be able to keep their house because they wouldn't be able to sit in it for a set amount of time.
if you had friends who were tenants, didnt idle in the quicksands all day, or just log in for dailies then you dont need it. losers.

TechHater
TechHater

@TalkBomber
@DeathDog
not choosing to be alone

pathetic

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber
Im glad you and nobody else here is a developer. The last thing I want for an MMO is to turn it into real life and bogging down players with rules, regulations and laws for gameplay. If I wanted that shit I'd play EVE.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

The free market will fix it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TalkBomber
wanna be lonely together

@lostmypassword
{Don't have it.}

Spamalot
Spamalot

@girlDog
Are they equally good or should I focus on one?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@lostmypassword
Okay what server

5mileys
5mileys

@TalkBomber
Eager to spend arbitrary hours in his doll house that he was too stupid to obtain
losers.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

3 million exp from Alliance Raid

HOLY SHIT

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@5mileys
hours
You a dumbass

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why is Proto Ultima in Dun Scaith anyway

Playboyize
Playboyize

@viagrandad
im balmung

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Playboyize
Oh rip never mind

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Fried_Sushi
used to be a succubus it was too easy and people said what gives so suddenly ultima

Nojokur
Nojokur

Can you help me pick a job lads BLM,SMN or MNK?

I'm thinking summoner and going back to blm when the fight is on farm or I know it like the back of my hand but just thinking of the opener makes me sick WYRMWAVE WYRMWAVE WYRMWAVE WYRMWAVE WYRMWAVE. The thought of doing filler actions to trigger demi bahamut to perform the attack is stupid to me and I can only imagine the lack of responsiveness I'll have to deal with. However the buffs and the QoL changes are MASSIVE and I loved this class 3.0.

I do well with BLM but I get shitted on fights I don't know. I could watch a million videos of an encounter but I'll have to wipe at least 5 times to get a grasp on a fight with BLM. Its hard to grasp fast as a BLM.

MNK is my favorite class but I suck dick with melee especially with ones that have tons of positionals. I have trouble keeping GL in harder fights but the rotation is easy.

I'm shying away from monk and BLM since the classes are so tough to do well with despite being easier to play. It looks like absolute crap to deal with in the omega raids.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
@Fried_Sushi
No, the succubus was a lot harder then Proto Ultima and I believe it's cause it was the fan fest fight. Proto Ultima is a joke compared to the succubus, but it's not like that's hard either. Sort of like odin, but more useless.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BunnyJinx
You can still get Succubus there but it requires absolutely nobody in the party have the Proto Ultima weekly in their quest list.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@5mileys
if people spent their arbitrary hours obtaining the skill required to snipe plots, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

people that say there was no skill involved. bypassing the error? skill. everyone who knew the solution used it.

proper camping, skill.

having the skill to acquire a good machine for increased loading times.

if it were truly RNG then how can, say roughly 35% of a single free company of 30 individuals end up with plots while thousands of other's have none? why do the same people end up obtaining a plot, time and time again?

the complainers are just looking for somewhere to place blame for their own inadequacy.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Nojokur
Go back to SMN. The newfound mobility helps loads.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Ignoramus
it's a skill to have better hardware
You forgot that's the most important part.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

SMN is so fucking cool desu

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Ignoramus
Can you guys stop pretending theres secret tricks to the patch login process? I dont want another chain of ">He doesnt know" bullshit.

SniperWish
SniperWish

So they unfucked SMN?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@whereismyname
@viagrandad
know who this is
want them to not be lonely because they don't deserve to be

eGremlin
eGremlin

It's too late to run Shinryu EX blind

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nojokur
play BLM
everyone and their mother is SMN and RDM so theres a lot of competition between them
just git gud

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@whereismyname
already is
I saw a PF skip aerial and it wasn't even a farm party

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@eGremlin
Never too late if you're not a faggot who doesn't make their own group

askme
askme

@TreeEater
the fix was posted publicly, but it was already shared around discords before hand. it's an issue that's happened before, not new. so yes, information acquisition is a skill, and many are lacking.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@whereismyname
where are you

@Methnerd
tfw nobody wants me not to be lonely

King_Martha
King_Martha

@PackManBrainlure
Any good summoner info so I can look up? I don't think I can stomach rummaging through reddit or forums or something for that info

@lostmypassword
I was just thinking of this but I don't have friends and people arent patient enough to deal with me not getting the encounter. It takes too long to get into content to get kicked out for sucking. I'm a wage slave that works overnight all night sadly.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

eppershit reminder you dont need to post your shitty commissions all over the internet, boasting and thinking they are well drawn

it's enough people have to deal with you in this thread

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
tfw nobody wants me not to be lonely
If you are a nice person, I wouldn't want you to be lonely, but I don't think I know you so I can't say for sure.

Playboyize
Playboyize

He doesnt know the secret login bypass technique that would absolutely get leaked within a day on /xivg/ or Reddit discords if just one person found out

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@haveahappyday
what comms?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@askme
Thanks!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@haveahappyday
To be fair the new one is really good

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
taj, is that you?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@haveahappyday
too cowardly to call them out with your name attached on said site

Always the same with you Balmongoloids.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@haveahappyday
I consider myself a humble person and seeing that turd posting his shit all over leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lord_Tryzalot
post it

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Playboyize
I remember way back in the day League of Legends had one my friends and I used to bypass normies on patch day.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
only really good
You would have to consider it one of the best, if not the best, right?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@WebTool
i think im a nice person

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

/vg/thread/192225350#p192225350
/vg/thread/192225350#p192225350
/vg/thread/192225350#p192225350
nyew thread

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
its pretty much the same as the standard SMN rotation for 4.0 you still want to place your priority on atherflow most of all. to where if you are still in DWT and atherflow is off CD you want to deathflare immediately. its just now with the new DWT you arent a turret anymore for single target so you can move around more. Ruin 3 took a nerf so if you are fighting more than 3 mobs its better to use tribind now outside of DWT and 2 mobs in DWT. addle and tridisaster are the only actions that bahamut will preform a wyrmwave on. ifrit on sic is better in general than garuda. if you know the fight put im on obey and time out his raident sheild on muti hit raid wide aoes like titans multistomp or neos almagast stuff like that.

Methshot
Methshot

@GoogleCat
ayyyyy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fried_Sushi
I missed this FATE earlier while showering for class

Guess I'll die.

Emberburn
Emberburn

xivg would be a decent place to swap lewd art and comms but you fags always have to make every thing about drama

DeathDog
DeathDog

When you and a DRG from another alliance both hit LB3 at the same time

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberburn
We'd be seeing the same four people who give a shit about it post even more than they already do. No thank you.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Firespawn
Cactuar

TechHater
TechHater

everyone falling for the vendettafag's thread

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberburn
nah people here dont know how to act
we had someone who did that a while back ago and people got mad and started getting badly done comms of their character with stupid fetishes as a false flag.

Firespawn
Firespawn

what happened to mumus house

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TechHater
mateushitter tears

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

/vg/thread/192226071#p192226071
/vg/thread/192226071#p192226071
/vg/thread/192226071#p192226071
Leaving this here since the other thread is probably made by a ban evader. Do what you will.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methshot
@Emberburn
wouldn't be a problem if mods didn't nuke the /d/ threads

Soft_member
Soft_member

@eGremlin
It isn't too late, judging from how many people join my friend's party while I'm trying to teach him the final phase, and they can't do the first phase. We had a tank yesterday that was really quick to grasp it, though, despite only having seen the very first Akh Morn. I was impressed

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberburn
Nothing is stopping you from creating a culture.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberburn
It's rare, but sometimes I'll see Healer in Need too. I think it's just that tanks are so crazily few and far between, that's always the message for DFs.

idontknow
idontknow

@King_Martha
I don't care enough to learn the details of my job, tell me what they are
Barely functional and memorizes openers at face value
Incapable of learning a fight as black mage and can't maintain GL
This kind of player makes me fucking sick
This is the kind you see in "midcore" statics that are worse than fucking pugs
Just play shield oath paladin

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
yo, who is that, or where can i get that hairstyle

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
im sorry bro im not sure what would compel a person to type out something like this to someone asking for help as the thread is dying but it must be horrible

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What were they thinking when they introduced such boob physics into this armor

Any others like it?

askme
askme

@Nojokur
God I love this pump.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Carnalpleasure
Why do MMO raiders think doing the highest possible damage for a class is even remotely difficult? It's literally bottom of the barrel when it comes to video game related challenges.

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