/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

rate my team
>Melonz
>ZFreek
>Swindlez
>ppd
>Kyle

>jew
nay i say

Is singsing /ourguy/?

>THE LAZER
THE LAZER

EXTRA CREEP WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE

berlin?

FUCKING EAT SHIT CHINKS

adelaide

>tfw you will never have good enough ping to experience the absolute chaos that is SEAmonkey games

>6.89
>Most balanced, versatile patch ever
>a group of maverick dota renegades climb to top by being unpredictable and having huge hero pools
>the LoL patch drops
>good teams like wings, dc slowly die out, unable to adjust to their aggressive playstyles and versatile heropool to the handholding patch
>the reddit team wins a ti by spamming kotl and last picking brood
Noggin is a'joggin

fakelaide?

adelaide

god damn thirdie hours are terrible

When did you get redpilled and realize you can never effectively climb the ladder due to circumstances beyond your control?

I missed game 1, what happened?

>Swindlez change name
>Suddenly isn't shit anymore

Hmmm

/d2g/ region lock when?

NA > chinks
It's that fucking simple

never because im not a shitter

>handholding patch
ricing carry patches are the scrub patches though
7.00 isn't easier, it's just less fun to play, it's meant to be fun to watch instead

>m-muh most balanced patch
most reddit post i saw today

this kyle guy is waaay better than swindle. im glad he left the team.

>he missed the good era of dota

>dc
>good
They just got lucky like TI5 CDEC. Wings died to Chinese dota mafia.

When I learned off lane is actually the safe lane

Uhh dotards?

>whites haven't won a TI since TI5
hmm

Inflexible chinese draft got rolled over by chen and viper also offlane MK is shit stop picking it

KYLE

>CoL fangays
where the fuck are you now?

era was never good

Who's this guy Kyle? He's way better than Swindle.

what happen?

nth-ish or so for cold scaly pussy

I told him he can't grow facial hair

heh, slightly clever kid.
you're wasting your time on this shithole

Who is the worst hero in the game and why is it enchantress?

>cold
hold your tongue degenerate
wyverns pussy is hot as a furnace

why the fucka m i getting 7 minute delays between posting images

does this happen if you try to post the same image or somethjing?

off to /g/

nevermind, swindle is better than this kyle shitter.

What would it feel like to be balls deep in one?

but she is not gyro

WHY IS NA SO FUCKING BAD NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>the reddit team wins a ti by spamming kotl and last picking brood

worst ti ever

implying >now
Anyways, low population

But most of the players who won TI5 were not white...

how come col are on par or even better than the TI7 second place team

Wait but that sounds like it would melt her
She's winter wyvern, not summer wyvern

>what is a captain
NEETs may not understand command hierarchy but normal people do

all that matters is the leader

very hot and wet
like sticking your dick in freshly cooked jam

It's magic dude
Wyvern magic

because ti 7 was a shitshow, last season was full with garbage teams and the overall lvl of the teams was tier 2ish

>ppd
>zai
>fear
all 100% white
>rtz
psuedowhite

>3rd degree burns all over peepee
no thanks

>ppd faggots still ranting about muh TI5
It's approaching 3 years ago now, starting to get embarrassing

hey guys look, its kyle ahahaha

i bought a 1k mmr account for fun
what hero should i practice on it

that's swindle you fucking moron.

but she can frozen embrace your dick user
imagine...

Riki

pudge, so you can kys

>Kyle
what a fucking retard
Hurr me get good echo
hurr where team???

kyle is fucking funny man, ahahaha

if all teams are on a so called "tier 2" skill level, doesn't that make them tier 1? skill is relative in relation to itself, its not an objective form of measurement

>kicked swindle for this
is col retarded?

>rtz
>zai
>winning TI
Look at this fucking idiot

>this clock

baited for this exact response

>screen name is literally your IRL life
The peak of brainlet.
The best screen names are IRONIC screen names

>I was merely pretending!

no, its /ourguy/ kyle

He's ironically using his real name because he knows it's uncool you fucking mong

you gave up your you too easily

maybe try reddit kid, there your upvote is fully anonymous

official region rankings for screen names:
God tier: China
Good tier: SEA, CIS
Okay tier: North America
Shit tier: South America, EU

CoL got this desu
They just need to win one fight and they'll take all the buildings.

>china
>literally just random letters and numbers

>Newbee 2nd place at the International 2017

>kyle just soloes kpii

based Kyle

hory shieet

why did they pick wyvern against 4 heroes with tons of magic damage exactly

>CHINA LOSING TO NA

TI7 finalist LMAO

>They just need to win one fight and they'll take all the buildings.
Yes Yes
HOWEVER..

>Chinese overlords

>that chrono

uhhh
void?

I wanted newbee to win

LIVE SHOT OF KYLE "SWINDLEMELONZ" FRIEDMAN LIVE FROM THE STARLADDER VENUE

>kpii

guess the dotamon