/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

StonedTime
StonedTime

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is Kyle our guy?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Dogs > Cats > Chickens

Methshot
Methshot

CoL 2-0

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Sir_Gallonhead
undoubtedly

Evilember
Evilember

4 mid at 0:00
dotards will defend this

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
that's Swindlemelonzz

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evilember
6 mid

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

/vg/thread/192123281#p192191850
implying theres any proof of loda being bald
nigga fucking please

Nojokur
Nojokur

dotards......help....
i need..... patch....
please....

Illusionz
Illusionz

rate my team
Melonz
ZFreek
Swindlez
ppd
Kyle

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
jew
nay i say

Methnerd
Methnerd

Is singsing /ourguy/?

RavySnake
RavySnake

THE LAZER
THE LAZER

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

EXTRA CREEP WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methnerd
berlin?

Soft_member
Soft_member

FUCKING EAT SHIT CHINKS

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
adelaide

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw you will never have good enough ping to experience the absolute chaos that is SEAmonkey games

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

6.89
Most balanced, versatile patch ever
a group of maverick dota renegades climb to top by being unpredictable and having huge hero pools
the LoL patch drops
good teams like wings, dc slowly die out, unable to adjust to their aggressive playstyles and versatile heropool to the handholding patch
the reddit team wins a ti by spamming kotl and last picking brood
Noggin is a'joggin

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methnerd
fakelaide?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nojokur
adelaide

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

god damn thirdie hours are terrible

JunkTop
JunkTop

When did you get redpilled and realize you can never effectively climb the ladder due to circumstances beyond your control?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I missed game 1, what happened?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Swindlez change name
Suddenly isn't shit anymore

Hmmm

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TurtleCat
/d2g/ region lock when?

girlDog
girlDog

NA > chinks
It's that fucking simple

viagrandad
viagrandad

@JunkTop
never because im not a shitter

askme
askme

@Stupidasole
handholding patch
ricing carry patches are the scrub patches though
7.00 isn't easier, it's just less fun to play, it's meant to be fun to watch instead

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stupidasole
m-muh most balanced patch
most reddit post i saw today

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sir_Gallonhead
this kyle guy is waaay better than swindle. im glad he left the team.

eGremlin
eGremlin

he missed the good era of dota

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stupidasole
dc
good
They just got lucky like TI5 CDEC. Wings died to Chinese dota mafia.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
When I learned off lane is actually the safe lane

RavySnake
RavySnake

Uhh dotards?

TechHater
TechHater

whites haven't won a TI since TI5
hmm

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@GoogleCat
Inflexible chinese draft got rolled over by chen and viper also offlane MK is shit stop picking it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

KYLE

FastChef
FastChef

CoL fangays
where the fuck are you now?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
era was never good

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Who's this guy Kyle? He's way better than Swindle.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RavySnake
what happen?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

nth-ish or so for cold scaly pussy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
I told him he can't grow facial hair

Lunatick
Lunatick

@JunkTop
heh, slightly clever kid.
you're wasting your time on this shithole

RumChicken
RumChicken

Who is the worst hero in the game and why is it enchantress?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
cold
hold your tongue degenerate
wyverns pussy is hot as a furnace

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

why the fucka m i getting 7 minute delays between posting images

does this happen if you try to post the same image or somethjing?

off to /g/

RavySnake
RavySnake

nevermind, swindle is better than this kyle shitter.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@cum2soon
What would it feel like to be balls deep in one?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RumChicken
but she is not gyro

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

WHY IS NA SO FUCKING BAD NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stupidasole
the reddit team wins a ti by spamming kotl and last picking brood

worst ti ever

SniperWish
SniperWish

@haveahappyday
implying >now
Anyways, low population

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TechHater
But most of the players who won TI5 were not white...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

how come col are on par or even better than the TI7 second place team

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon
Wait but that sounds like it would melt her
She's winter wyvern, not summer wyvern

Booteefool
Booteefool

@LuckyDusty
what is a captain
NEETs may not understand command hierarchy but normal people do

all that matters is the leader

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stark_Naked
very hot and wet
like sticking your dick in freshly cooked jam

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
It's magic dude
Wyvern magic

Methnerd
Methnerd

@VisualMaster
because ti 7 was a shitshow, last season was full with garbage teams and the overall lvl of the teams was tier 2ish

RavySnake
RavySnake

@LuckyDusty
ppd
zai
fear
all 100% white
rtz
psuedowhite

FastChef
FastChef

@haveahappyday
3rd degree burns all over peepee
no thanks

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ppd faggots still ranting about muh TI5
It's approaching 3 years ago now, starting to get embarrassing

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
hey guys look, its kyle ahahaha

Snarelure
Snarelure

i bought a 1k mmr account for fun
what hero should i practice on it

TechHater
TechHater

@Lunatick
that's swindle you fucking moron.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@FastChef
but she can frozen embrace your dick user
imagine...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
Riki

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Snarelure
pudge, so you can kys

Playboyize
Playboyize

Kyle
what a fucking retard
Hurr me get good echo
hurr where team???

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
kyle is fucking funny man, ahahaha

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methnerd
if all teams are on a so called "tier 2" skill level, doesn't that make them tier 1? skill is relative in relation to itself, its not an objective form of measurement

JunkTop
JunkTop

kicked swindle for this
is col retarded?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@RavySnake
rtz
zai
winning TI
Look at this fucking idiot

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

this clock

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lord_Tryzalot
baited for this exact response

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

screen name is literally your IRL life
The peak of brainlet.
The best screen names are IRONIC screen names

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
I was merely pretending!

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater
no, its /ourguy/ kyle

hairygrape
hairygrape

@AwesomeTucker
He's ironically using his real name because he knows it's uncool you fucking mong

Techpill
Techpill

you gave up your you too easily

maybe try reddit kid, there your upvote is fully anonymous

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@AwesomeTucker
official region rankings for screen names:
God tier: China
Good tier: SEA, CIS
Okay tier: North America
Shit tier: South America, EU

5mileys
5mileys

CoL got this desu
They just need to win one fight and they'll take all the buildings.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Harmless_Venom
china
literally just random letters and numbers

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Newbee 2nd place at the International 2017

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

kyle just soloes kpii

based Kyle

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

hory shieet

whereismyname
whereismyname

why did they pick wyvern against 4 heroes with tons of magic damage exactly

Nojokur
Nojokur

CHINA LOSING TO NA

Supergrass
Supergrass

TI7 finalist LMAO

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@5mileys
They just need to win one fight and they'll take all the buildings.
Yes Yes
HOWEVER..

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Chinese overlords

girlDog
girlDog

that chrono

happy_sad
happy_sad

uhhh
void?

Flameblow
Flameblow

I wanted newbee to win

SniperGod
SniperGod

LIVE SHOT OF KYLE "SWINDLEMELONZ" FRIEDMAN LIVE FROM THE STARLADDER VENUE

SniperWish
SniperWish

kpii

Lunatick
Lunatick

guess the dotamon

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lunatick
WD

5mileys
5mileys

EGG

WebTool
WebTool

TI7

Skill

DeathDog
DeathDog

TI Runner up gets beaten by NA

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

anyone have that picture of kyle's face where it's really zoomed in and he looks horrifying

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lunatick
yeah i am not guessing this dotamon
next 4 will decide which dotamon i'll guess

likme
likme

Was TI7 invalid since it was the first TI played on the joke version of 7.xx?

FastChef
FastChef

@likme
7.anything was a mistake. Rollback to 6 please.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Poker_Star
So much grease on that face

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
thank you

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Lunatick
doom

eGremlin
eGremlin

non-human gulagians or nhgs as they are known

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

playing against a WW as Void
build zero damage so you won't kill your supports during ult

This is 12th dimensional chess

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StrangeWizard
more like i chrono someone and ww insta healsthem and I do no damage, he needs eblade/dagon

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@askme
Viable

Soft_member
Soft_member

haha moogy fucking kill yourself

Skullbone
Skullbone

JE FUCKING BAITED

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Moo is bad

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

holy shit that was actually good

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

That right there is the difference having a team on the same page makes

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

what's with the chinks and shitty chronos?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Is this what edging feels like?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Game is dying

TI7 was a fluke

coincidence ?

girlDog
girlDog

kick moogy, kaka, kpii

Techpill
Techpill

@girlDog
TI7 RUNNER UP LOSING TO FUCKING COL

Flameblow
Flameblow

dun know why i really hate him

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Col are such a tight team, good to see them coming out of that year long slump

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Flameblow
he was bitching and bringing down the entire team with his crying in true sight

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Burnblaze
moo fucking carried dc back in ti6 m8

Methshot
Methshot

Now imagine if void had real items there

Emberburn
Emberburn

N O D A M A G E

SniperGod
SniperGod

@iluvmen
LMAO no he fucking didn't

Supergrass
Supergrass

GET FUCKED NEWBEE

FUCKING EAT SHIT YOU CHINKS

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperGod
He did only by virtue of nobody banning his timber

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Supergrass
d-delet this
sccc is ourguy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ZERO DAMAGE, ZERO SDDAMGAGE VOID , GREA TUCKIFGN MEME AHAHAHAH ANO DAMAGE, LMAO LE UTLUITUY SET UP MEME NO VMDAGE ON VOID AHSDHWLOOOOOOOOOL

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@AwesomeTucker
A meme that is already old and busted is literally smarter than you

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@StonedTime
yeah but his teammate so fucking shit

Bidwell
Bidwell

c-chaaos dunk?

iluvmen
iluvmen

When will I get to see my favourite player, PPD, play on LAN? He qualified for the esl major right? I mean he IS the best captain in NA still, right?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stupidasole
what if loda wasn't awful void player but kelly gave him chink disease

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

ahhh the timeless damageless void build
how could i forget

iluvmen
iluvmen

i bet Kaka is ranting about game 1 right now

likme
likme

@AwesomeTucker
The teams lacking damage cause pugna is playing like a shitter, void shouldn't need to build damage with these heroes on his team

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@iluvmen
we just saw him do this early

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StrangeWizard
Buy daedaelus on void
Die before you cast chrono
really bled the head

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

LMAO THAT CHRONO

whereismyname
whereismyname

ok kaka is tilted to oblivion ROFL

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

http://www.strawpoll.me/14139126
http://www.strawpoll.me/14139126
http://www.strawpoll.me/14139126

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

THIS VOID

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

death prophet is a balanced hero

farquit
farquit

oh jesus christ the chronos this game have been hilarious

cum2soon
cum2soon

china is trash
china will be good on TI
dotards?
why is this happening every time?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Phoenix loses to Ice Phoenix
Green skeleton loses to green ghost
Fairy dragon loses to ghost dragon
what did they mean by this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

inb4 chinkposters try defending this shit

Soft_member
Soft_member

LEGIT IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/14139137

girlDog
girlDog

china can't even win a single game
LMAO

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
http://www.strawpoll.me/14139137
I vote for KYLE now

Emberfire
Emberfire

@FastChef

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Soft_member
cr1t isn't captain for eg for, fear is

SniperWish
SniperWish

top 2 NA

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I didn't see barely any Winter Curses that game, was it getting blocked by the linkens almost every time?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

moogy

remember when China had good carries like Hao

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TurtleCat
Pugna might be skilled at sucking but you can't beat someone who can suck three at once

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

God Swindle's faith is so fucking disgusting

likme
likme

@Dreamworx
*face

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperWish
Im a NA hater but even I love this guys

Firespawn
Firespawn

why's swindle still on the team? i thought he was kicked for kyle? DOTARDS???

WebTool
WebTool

Why would you show your best just before the new patch. It's a honeypot anyway.
Also someone give this guy a towel

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

/vg/thread/192123281#p192130781
/vg/thread/192123281#p192130942
/vg/thread/192123281#p192131565
reminder

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
that, and Winter's Curse is a shit spell so it wont be used often
core wyvern should be standard desu

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@AwesomeTucker
picked only for her W and E

girlDog
girlDog

WHERE IS TONYA, THIS IS HORRIBLE PR FOR SLAVLAND WITH THIS DYKE INTERVIEWER, TOURISM DROPPING BY THE MINUTE

idontknow
idontknow

@PurpleCharger
why would you even bother posting something that no one is going to read

hairygrape
hairygrape

@AwesomeTucker
Useless Ultimate in the game anyway

Methshot
Methshot

China hasn't been good since t1

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Soft_member
People are actually voting for PPD after he got dicked hard by the gooks and the FREEdman brothers

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

is it just me or was fat blitz much more attractive than whatever this skinny blitz is

didn't he say he was working out with moonmeander too? both of them look so feminine and soft, why?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Is CoL the ugliest team in professional Dota?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

can't wait for china to go 0-8 this tourney

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lord_Tryzalot
bigBlitz looked like a jolly fun panda

skinnyBlitz looks like any run of the mill korean, he literally lost personality

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nojokur
Isn't that always the case when someone goes /fit/?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Deadlyinx
Isn't that always the case when someone goes /fit/?
if you were a skinny fat before then no

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Na`bi

Firespawn
Firespawn

CHINA LOSING TO SA AND TIER 8 NA TEAMS LMAO

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Nojokur
Blitz is old news

Jack is our Guy

takes2long
takes2long

Navi best team in the world playing now!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@AwesomeTucker
Best tournament viewing experience of all time.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Does CoL have a shot at defeating The International Champion 7 Team Liquid?

girlDog
girlDog

@Firespawn
They've improved massively but no there's too much individual skill on liquid

likme
likme

@StrangeWizard
why cant icefrog just give void better damage? like +6 base agility and giving back the 'timelock does double damage in chronosphere' mechanic would solve it.

Methshot
Methshot

secret 2-0

happy_sad
happy_sad

@likme
why can't Icefrog just make void overpowered again?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Who is discount Universe on Secret?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@viagrandad
yaptard

WebTool
WebTool

Ace is cute

eGremlin
eGremlin

@viagrandad
do u srsly not know yapzor?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

puppey and ace

whereismyname
whereismyname

President of Estonia playing soon

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

TEAM SECRET COACH SUNBHIE SPOTTED

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@happy_sad
people like you are why dota sucks

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
Why would I know anyone notNA?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Seeing caps shitty beard makes me want to shave off my shitty beard desu

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

no subs
one fucking job

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Dendi looks like Messi

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

secret or navi lads

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StrangeWizard
holy shit is it ever. I think the names for the side lanes should be swapped around.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Breaking news: Local man shoots Secret Headquarters up
Tobiwan has said "The fat bastard had it coming"

Techpill
Techpill

is that… a doubt… i smell?..

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Harmless_Venom
Both are acceptable
Dendi and Puppey are both our guys
Anyone who says otherwise got goofballed, and shouldn't be listened to

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

XBOCT SPOTTED

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Harmless_Venom
team that has been looking unstoppable in their region all season
team that has got shat on by everyone and their mothers for the past month
hmmm i wonder....

farquit
farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
guess youve bever been in the spotlight user
no surprise

likme
likme

@askme
Problem?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Gigastrength
The tobi - cyborgmatt feud was the best

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw you have a quarry to settle

whereismyname
whereismyname

wake up
newbee lost

Wat

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperGod
without moo ignoring the throw order dc would have lost to eg

this is a undeniable fact

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
kyle's mom IXMIKE88'D when???

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@whereismyname
Is there ANYTHING AT ALL more satisfying than seeing chinks get btfo?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
tfw will never cum inside cool slippery dragon cunt on a humid summer day

likme
likme

@Stupidasole
I don't think that it will happen user, ixmike no longer goes to LANs, and prefers to stay at his room all day/night.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@CodeBuns
envy getting btfo

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@ZeroReborn
Reminder that Tobi is a racist, sexist and rude person who has no place in the esports scene but due to his talent and pure joy and likability he brings he's staying for good and cyborgfatt is completely powerless to it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@ZeroReborn
true reddit slayer
yet is an active redditor himself
disgusting

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stupidasole
mike has to got to a lan again first
on a relate note moo's mom is best, she wears her complexity jersey to work and even went to TI7 despite col not qualifying

RavySnake
RavySnake

@lostmypassword
Oh, of course. Envy doing random, ridiculous shit is always fun. Even in the rare occasions when it works out.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Harmless_Venom
Then get a cold embrace afterwards
It hurts

hairygrape
hairygrape

best spirit picked again
based

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Poker_Star
Don't delude yourself.
Anyone who's a public figure in the professional Dota scene and wants to maintain some sort of control over their public persona needs to have some sort of presence on reddit.

Illusionz
Illusionz

New idea

Support 4 doom
y/n

happy_sad
happy_sad

How much does a dota coach make?

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
That's how he's been played for years slowpoke

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
Tobi is the Reddit spy, he creates a image of someone who is all for that crowd while controlling everything behind the scenes

He made Valve drop the Majors

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
im surprised she doesnt have more admirers here
especially since shes into furry

WebTool
WebTool

@Nude_Bikergirl
he hates you because you tell the TRUTH

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Illusionz
new idea
hownew.ru

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Illusionz
not new at all
it's fine

Flameblow
Flameblow

Is magic damage luna viable?

with veil + aether and scepter
mana problems aside I mean

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Illusionz
idea is not new but something else here is...

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Emberfire
hes not a true redditor cause i say so

@Deadlyinx
He made Valve drop the Majors
and none of the reasons why he wanted this system have come into fruition

takes2long
takes2long

@Poker_Star
not realizing that Tobi is an actually based reddit spy

askme
askme

Watching all these slav subhumans witness navi's inevitable slaughter will be delightful.

Methnerd
Methnerd

i calibrated at 3.4k and since then i've played around 300 ranked games. the highest mmr i had was 3.8k, but i have a feeling like every single one of the players is better than me, every single one. most of the time i don't have a clue what i'm doing, i manage to get outfarmed by supports, i regularly get outplayed, when i win it's not because of me but because i got carried by other people, etc. i'm currently sitting at 3.3k and i know what's gonna happen next (it happened a couple of times already), i'll get matched with weaker opponents, i'll climb a little and then everyone is gonna own me. feels like people below 3.4k are shitters but above 3.4. are too good for me, it's like someone threw me in some weird mmr limbo. i'm terrible at this game, how the fuck did i manage to calibrate at 3.4k? 2k would be more appropriate imo.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@askme
Happens every slavladder
as soon as navi are out 2/3rds of the crowd walk
more biased than chink crowds

Inmate
Inmate

@Flameblow
nah, beam is pretty meh nuke and ult cooldown is too long
you can go hybrid build with aghs and refresher and usual items

Skullbone
Skullbone

what the fuck is this observer doing

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methnerd
blogging during esports
but why?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methnerd
just play more games, you'll get better naturally.
You probably have natural talent, but arent familiar enough with the mechanics to take advantage of it

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BlogWobbles
because i'm frustrated

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@takes2long
spying ends when you actively use the platform to push your own agenda

Techpill
Techpill

Secret barley fucked Liquid with two trash players but now with two solid players this will be little bit more Interesting

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
You dont understand the basics and the core mechanics of the game, sounds like you play the way you do because you think its the right way but you dont know why its right. I can already tell you your efficiency is probably shit.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Why does Na'Vi still exists. How do they even have any fans left. This is such a fucking trashcan team and they're about to get dumpstered again.

RumChicken
RumChicken

wake up
razor is still most gamelosing hero in the game

whereismyname
whereismyname

Shart'Vi

takes2long
takes2long

@RumChicken
that would be medusa though
she used to be a fucking terror in lower brackets but now its 45% winrate on lower everywhere

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Raving_Cute
without moo ignoring the throw order dc would have lost to eg

reso completely out macroing EG game 3 won them that game, his decision making was literally perfect beyond belief

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Doubting the Dondo the supamida xDDDD

Methnerd
Methnerd

@takes2long
huh you're right
what even happened
i remember she was around 50-52% when her aghs got added

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RumChicken
wake up
queue for dota
6k mid-laner """""counterpicks""""" necro with razor
still trying to see the logic there
he even hovered viper before that

Soft_member
Soft_member

@JunkTop
moo gets megas while reso sits in base like a cuck and you think he carried them?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Illusionz
i want to smell that bunny

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Illusionz
@Playboyize
Is Bonedad the Ilexa poster as well?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Soft_member
moo gets megas at the very end of the game when DC have pretty much already won
literally 80% of the game reso is pressuing EG super hard while moo cs's in a single lane

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

explain 1-4-4 ck build to me
i can understand maxing rift but why crit before stun

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Crazy_Nice
rift gives minus armor
this means BIG crits
Why would you need stun when enemy is dead?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
hes too busy to shitpost though

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Crazy_Nice

Duuuuude illusion crits. Dude controlling isn't the carry's job.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Illusionz
@StrangeWizard
Abyss posters

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
crit chance with million illusions
vs shitty stun
Think

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Crazy_Nice
trying to farm his shit probably

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Navi is so dogshit they're gonna keep newbie in the running.
Thanks slavshits

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stark_Naked
ah so kills on a hero like slark > base damage
glad we cleared that up

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lunatick
truly, the best form of posting

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
could be

MPmaster
MPmaster

So why the fuck would you pick a CK into a Lich when you already have a Tiny?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Penguin waifu hero, when ?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Puppey winning solo a game nothing new in the east

viagrandad
viagrandad

JUST CALL IT
IT'S FUCKING OVER

takes2long
takes2long

@Poker_Star
never

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
MIAE-130

Skullbone
Skullbone

@whereismyname
You know, if you didn't actually watch the game you can just say so, it really doesn't mean all that much.

Reso pressured lanes more than moo for the majority of that game, while still getting kills and having high team fight impact

LITERALLY all moo did for 90% of that game was push a single fucking lane, while his team did all the work allowing him to actually fucking do anything.

also

moo gets absolutely fucking boided in the final
he forgot all the d2g's saying moo was by far the worst player on the team after TI, and that he was a one hero shitter who got carried most of the games

JunkTop
JunkTop

@takes2long
Both taken too soon

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
Never 4get /d2g/ watching bob ross ;_;

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
This. Moo was a timber 1 trick at TI6
His carry for col was also a disaster
he seems to have gotten better with offlanes though

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Skullbone
like right here (https://youtu.be/uTftScVgf5A?t=30m3s) , moo ends up getting this rax because reso already pushed the lane out while EG where roshing.

And here (https://youtu.be/uTftScVgf5A?t=59m29s) Moo gets a lane of rax simply by pushing bot, while EG try to end the game. If DC loses this fight they end up losing the entire game, Moo getting rax here is 100% on his team defending the base.

takes2long
takes2long

i tot lich got nerfed?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Holy fuck just call it Na'shit

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

press frost armor
win

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sonneiko tried smartass this draft like he was still playing tier 2 cis teams

King_Martha
King_Martha

They should show the heartbroken crowd.
I need it to be able to jerk off.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

What a fucking SHIT draft

SniperGod
SniperGod

Will Secret ever lose?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Doubting

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Trying a cheese start against the NEW Secret LUL must be Navi

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

still dunno why they dun want pick IO

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

wake up
90% of dota pros are younger than me

askme
askme

the aegis in the fountain has an aura if a winner is on that team

i love little things like this

RavySnake
RavySnake

@askme
gaben loves them too

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

xth for fat sheever is CUTE

Illusionz
Illusionz

Dondi

5mileys
5mileys

@Illusionz
dodo

WebTool
WebTool

there are people here who don't waifu Monika

Techpill
Techpill

@TalkBomber
Is that a wig or did she retain her hair?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

bulldog got cucked by starladder

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It's a wig. She tried to keep her hair but it didn't work out

sounds like she's having a hot flash right now, another shitty side effect of chemo

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

col 2-0 noobie

WTF happened? are the chinks hiding their strats

takes2long
takes2long

@TurtleCat
Chinks get in shape 1-2 months before TI, they always do poorly at this time of year.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TurtleCat
Couldn't handle kyle's eclectic drafts and slowly fell apart

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Carnalpleasure
be bald
still put on makeup
it doesnt help
horselovers truly are delusional

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Illusionz
goofballs

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
Yeah that's not going to work out for them this year

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone
You know, if you didn't actually watch the game you can just say so, it really doesn't mean all that much.
you know if you wanted to dick ride your continentman blindly you could have just said moo is stupid burger who got carried
oh wait you did say that

Reso pressured lanes more than moo for the majority of that game, while still getting kills and having high team fight impact
slark had to create space in that draft, that is what the hero is designed to do they needed moo to utilize that space to win which is what he did
LITERALLY all moo did for 90% of that game was push a single fucking lane, while his team did all the work allowing him to actually fucking do anything.
so you believe splitpushing is worthless

moo gets absolutely fucking boided in the final
you mean get ban targeted and suffer because of it, reminds me of another offlaner who has the same issue yet everyone jerks off
he forgot all the d2g's saying moo was by far the worst player on the team after TI, and that he was a one hero shitter who got carried most of the games
/d2g/s word is gospel now? dc doesnt even touch the loser bracket finals without moo's timber play even if you loath the idea it is still reality that it was the backbone to dc's run

Snarelure
Snarelure

holy shit cap looks like a fucking hobo

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TurtleCat
chinks are trash that can only do somewhat well during TI thanks to their api keys

Skullbone
Skullbone

tfw i lost 400 mmr in 10 days as a result of the behaviour score patch
tfw im C- and had more griefers/feeders/ragers/throwers than any lpq game i had in the past 7 years
Valve surely wants to keep their game alive

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Inmate
I hope so, they always get half the invites to TI and only play decently for two months in a year, fuck em slanty eyed ricelords.

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone
i just play pubg, I refuse to play this fucking patch. They really need to focus thier patches to come after TI. Having 4 fucking LANS on TI patch is boring

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What was the name of that fuccboi on secret who played pos 1?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
only 4 team invites this year
that means 12 qualifier slots
SA will get only 1 slot so...

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
MentalProtector

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Dreamworx
Ace
He's cute but fell for the pinoy gf meme

Spamalot
Spamalot

@lostmypassword
Not the current one, the one before him, the asian fuccboi

farquit
farquit

@lostmypassword
oh it's 8 teams invited

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
That's not how it works now there are only 8 qualifier spots this year and the other 8 invite spots are earned by performing at lans

http://www.dota2.com/procircuit

eGremlin
eGremlin

@farquit
invited based off their pro circuit points
the chinkz will be forced to perform at some point or not attend ti

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

forgot to bet against shit'vi
should i bet on secret vs col?

TechHater
TechHater

@eGremlin

The chinks will host a bazzilion tourneys that only have the minimal amount of foreign teams to farm points. If there's a system to abuse, you can guarantee those cheating fucks will be on top of it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
SWNL

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

navi is so fucking outdrafted again

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Mental Protector

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TechHater
the amount of tournaments is limited
and the invite system to those tournaments has rules as well
there is no free ride to ti8

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TurtleCat
I never felt nb was a strong team even though they got 2nd place at TI
They were average in group stages and then got easy victories against EG which got 12th and CN teams to make it to the finals where they got wiped

MPmaster
MPmaster

Who the fuck is observing?
I actually need to know. This is the worst observing I've witnessed in years.

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
so you believe splitpushing is worthless

Literally my entire arugment is that Reso pressured lanes in a more impactful way than moo, as I said here

@happy_sad

moo ends is able to take top rax BECAUSE RESO ALREADY PUSHED THE LANE OUT WHILE EG ARE ROSHING. He then gets the set of rax because EG are attempting to end the game, this isn't a marco decision that defined the game, this is DC OUTPLAYING EG in their base to defend the throne, and EG's failed attempt to end the game. Literally all moo has to do here is a move into the enemy base HIS TEAM IS 10000% OBJECTIVE THE REASON THEY GET THESE RAX and DONT lose the game. Even if they don't lose the game, this teamfight in the base WITHOUT moo was significant enough to propel DC into a game winning lead.

slark had to create space in that draft, that is what the hero is designed to do they needed moo to utilize that space to win which is what he did

Yes, slark, as the carry, carried the game as he was inteded to do, this is literally what you are describing right now but are still trying to argue that Moo carried this game?

you mean get ban targeted and suffer because of it, reminds me of another offlaner who has the same issue yet everyone jerks off

'suffered target bans', he literally got his best hero in timber, the hero people called him a 1 trick player on, and got fucking annihilated

https://www.dotabuff.com/esports/series/142426-main-event-grand-finals-wings-vs-dc

Mate look at these fucking drafts, Bm is the only hero that consistently gets banned through out this series, Game 2 is the only game you could argue for this with a second phase DS / tide ban

Firespawn
Firespawn

When are we getting a new trap hero dotards ?
Use the webm wisely, didn't use it anywhere else yet.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@MPmaster
Observer:
(Croatia) vandersar (Aleksandar Miloshevich)

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sharpcharm
No, the organization running the Major or Minor is responsible for determining that tournament's invites.
the organizers can decide which teams to invite
blame it on valve
galaxy battles and dreamleague already started the abuse

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Firespawn
draw girl
call it a boy

Illusionz
Illusionz

@MPmaster
some russkiy dude from slavladder studio
and they were wondering why ruhub has all the viewers lmao

farquit
farquit

5 mid what a garbo meta we have

massdebater
massdebater

Midone?????

@Firespawn

what is this girls name

Methnerd
Methnerd

@massdebater
thats my wife astolfo

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

midone is goo..

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Putting Fata on bat instead of PL
GG go next.

Evilember
Evilember

@VisualMaster
secret will destroy them no doubt

RumChicken
RumChicken

Na'Vi will still throw this tho

Booteefool
Booteefool

yes Fata, great use of your lasso ability

Spamalot
Spamalot

nice competitive game dotards
just as skill based as heartstone

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evilember
Ace is the weaklink on Secret, he can't even carry his own weight in pubs.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

IMPLYING RAINDROPS ARE BALANCED
delet this item

WebTool
WebTool

stop trying to defend that terrible chrono you twats

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Talent for the first major is announced

Emberfire
Emberfire

Na`Vi

DeathDog
DeathDog

dendi can never win lane on his lane the pure shitter that he is

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PackManBrainlure
Nahaz

based

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PackManBrainlure
sheever reporter

FUCK YES THAT USELESS CANCER CUNT NOT ON THE DESK, ESPORTS IS SAVED

5mileys
5mileys

@PackManBrainlure
Redeye is top host right after 2GD.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
I wonder how Blitz feels about almost all events using his old pictures

DeathDog
DeathDog

@PackManBrainlure
our professor
cap
tober
based

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
nahaz
fuck no

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

classic one trick pony draft from navi

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
Pathologically hating women

user...

w8t4u
w8t4u

@JunkTop
hating on the professor who was 100% right

Skullbone
Skullbone

@DeathDog
Why are you just blatantly lying? Sad !

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PackManBrainlure
redeye
Based

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@JunkTop
hello reddo

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PackManBrainlure
Actually a pretty decent lineup. Least they are smart enough not to foist their minimum wage casters on us for majors.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PackManBrainlure
Redeye
Nahaz
Tobi
all is right in the world

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

only navi can save this game

Snarelure
Snarelure

@JunkTop
@w8t4u
MEN LIE

Illusionz
Illusionz

secret probably still has better chances of winning this game than navi

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PackManBrainlure
tfw whole event is like 5 matches

MPmaster
MPmaster

@PackManBrainlure
I'm glad Redeye has stuck around the Dota 2 scene

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

fucking Starladder jews, someone gas these rat kikes already

WebTool
WebTool

es has blink
bat 300g from blink
shitvi will lose tbqh

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Now that I think about it, does this mean LoL is less snowbally than Dota because of the low killscores and the networths being close the entire game?

viagrandad
viagrandad

blatant map hacks are allowed even in lan events I see

cum2soon
cum2soon

navi fans keeping this game alive

SniperGod
SniperGod

Shitvi

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
First team to get 1k gold lead in LoL just wins.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CouchChiller
well you cant snowball when you farm 20 minutes. I watched some highlights from LoL that happened 3 years ago and the game is still so fucking boring. First blood at 10 minutes in every single game. same lanes etc

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller

no, in league whoever wins the laning phase generally wins the whole game

throws/comebacks are so rare people refer to it as "trolling" because it's so surreal to them

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sir_Gallonhead
It's 8 teams, two round robin groups where the bottom 4 are out and single elim semis. Pretty brutal lan but that's always ESL ones for you

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

who did this faggot pay off to rig the bash values?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@JunkTop
I thought that was a centaur in the thumbnail.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BinaryMan
people refer to it as "trolling"

they call them clown fiestas if there are regular teamfights in the game

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

360 and walk away

What did they mean by this

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
Right now they've got new memeback mechanics and a hypercarry meta like 6.83. Big leads are still way more difficult to beat than in 6.83 dota, but teams still just draft 5 late game heroes and sacrifice the early game.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CouchChiller
nah
most of their items are stat sticks and more expensive items are more cost efficient

Firespawn
Firespawn

Na`Vi?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is it wrong to think CoL will beat either of these teams?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Fuck this meta

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@DeathDog
Yes.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

ITS HERE

THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE

I GET TO POST IT

NAVI IS BACK
A
V
I

I
S

B
A
C
K

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@w8t4u
CATS LIE

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CouchChiller
In league you literally just 4 man around the map after a certain point with 1 guy with a TP skill that's like lvl 1 bots. To be able to make a comeback you HAVE to win a massive fight from behind. Which is hard compared to dota because of the lack of large teamfight playmaking ults like dota has blackhole / rp / ravage ect.

You can't get pick off's easy in league after a certain period becuase they literally move everywhere as a group, along with how vision works in league (you literally litter the map with wards, everyone can place like 4 wards on the map at once) aswell as the lack of things like smoke.

There is also a much more limited amount of farm and no real farming items, besides the cuckport shit which gives a small amount of gold when a creep dies near you, so you can't economically beat the enemy team either.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@DeathDog
They have a pretty good shot at it yes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Taking out the trash :^)

Illusionz
Illusionz

get fucked puppey

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

doubting

MPmaster
MPmaster

Navi being back would be a great boost to e-sports viewership.

So hopefully they shape up.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@MPmaster
Why do people even like Navi, team died like 4 years ago and Dendi is 7k mmr unbearable tard.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Burnblaze
Winning against tier 2 teams meaning anything
lol

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CouchChiller
League has huge snowball effects which is why as an e-sport it's very boring because teams are afraid to engage in teamfights.

There's 2-4 teamfights max in one average match.

Pic related

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

that tower dmg

lmao secret

SniperGod
SniperGod

Secret lost a game LMAO so bad xd hahaah

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fuzzy_Logic
Dendi is such a cool dude but I fucking hate Navi fans so fucking much.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Dreamworx
Because they're fun to watch.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperGod
stop posting and discuss the draft for the next game puppey

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

who wins game 3

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SniperGod
You okay there, buddy?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperGod
going 1-1 with NaVi while Col btfo's TI runner up Newbee 2-0

Techpill
Techpill

@SniperGod
your pills

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Dreamworx
Dendis a nice goofy guy, he was the face of Dota in the early days and responsible for the massive following in the CIS region.

Na'Vi pretty much keeps him permanently on the roster because he has such a huge following.

I think a lot of people want a good Dendi comeback story.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SniperGod
What's going on, big guy?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

so who will become puppey's new punching bag now that MP has left

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Harmless_Venom
and the devs wont even fix an inch of it

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TalkBomber
Seriously, I think Dendi just wants to win a big championship like Dreamhack or Starladder to retire off of, if he can pull something like that im sure he will always be remembered fondly, especially in Ukraine/CIS

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

navi show small glimmer of hope
new patch comes and they turn to shit again
Lmao the state of navi fans

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TalkBomber
I think a lot of people want a good Dendi comeback story.
That's all I want desu

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Guess the hero gulag

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Deadlyinx
ace is a good fuccboi he'll do

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BinaryMan
ember

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BinaryMan
Naga Siren

Evilember
Evilember

@BinaryMan
furion

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

what did he mean by this?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber
Swedes truly are the Americans of Europe.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TalkBomber
Pretty sure he meant if he wanted to eat Thai food cooked by a white guy he'd go home and do it himself.

Evilember
Evilember

can't stream from dotatv anymore
what happened to this game? Where did its soul go?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TalkBomber
wtf why arent they using a dirty muslim or some aids infected african to make food
but, what can you expect from a man who "married" a monkey and is raising another mans children

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evilember
It all went into chests and poorly designed items.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TalkBomber
Implying a white guy trained by Thai people couldn't cook good Thai food.

Das raceest.

TechHater
TechHater

@TalkBomber
dae yt ppl? Xd

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Burnblaze
Implying he could

name ONE good white thai cook.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evilember
it's just slavladder and bts going full jew
valve will sort it out eventually

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evilember
someone needs to round up all these starladder jews and set them on fire

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TalkBomber
I mean edgy white kids are constantly complaining about things like "European culture" being ruined by immigrants or whatever, this isn't really any different

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
Me. I cook good Thai food
...wait I'm not white though

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot
me mate dave down the block

iluvmen
iluvmen

Is cap a bad guy now?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@iluvmen
cap and bsj fuse to become the ultimate NA male

Snarelure
Snarelure

>>192202819
I don't follow

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@iluvmen
phase 2 cap
I'm excited desu

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Snarelure
everyone except me are idiots

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

/ourguy/ picked

Bidwell
Bidwell

kills go about even in a teamfight
one team gets a massive boost because
le rubberband gold
le reliable gold from hero kills so they dont lose it even if they died after getting the kills
Defend this

Methnerd
Methnerd

YOU ARE

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Poker_Star
I'm even more confused now. What does this have to do with caring about the skin colour of whoever cooks your food?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
is he the one holding the dagger or the man with the suit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methshot
moo ends is able to take top rax BECAUSE RESO ALREADY PUSHED THE LANE OUT WHILE EG ARE ROSHING.
which is the bigger play, pushing out a wave or killing the buildings?
He then gets the set of rax because EG are attempting to end the game, this isn't a marco decision that defined the game, this is DC OUTPLAYING EG in their base to defend the throne, and EG's failed attempt to end the game. Literally all moo has to do here is a move into the enemy base HIS TEAM IS 10000% OBJECTIVE THE REASON THEY GET THESE RAX and DONT lose the game
again splitpushing and backdooring the base to secure megas was worthless right?
Even if they don't lose the game, this teamfight in the base WITHOUT moo was significant enough to propel DC into a game winning lead.
the only reason the DC came out with the lead after that fight was because moo has destroyed EG's base
Yes, slark, as the carry, carried the game as he was inteded to do, this is literally what you are describing right now but are still trying to argue that Moo carried this game?
slark killed heroes
moo killed buildings
what decides a victory in dota?

'suffered target bans', he literally got his best hero in timber, the hero people called him a 1 trick player on, and got fucking annihilated

https://www.dotabuff.com/esports/series/142426-main-event-grand-finals-wings-vs-dc

Mate look at these fucking drafts, Bm is the only hero that consistently gets banned through out this series, Game 2 is the only game you could argue for this with a second phase DS / tide ban
moo had one poor game on timber that series
they won the first game off the back of w33 and his play while reso played a pos3 faceless void
the deciding game 4 moo is 12-5-7 with highest hero damage on his team
meanwhile reso is 4-5-13 on po1 support mirana
wings made sure to ban out the hero that won against eg every series because they knew bm was a greater threat than timbersaw
the only person exposed in the GF was the one in pic related

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

99% ember spirit picked by secret for midone or banned by navi

eGremlin
eGremlin

is there a /d2g/ full 5 man team that plays and practices together with voice chat and all that jazz?
i want to play dota2 again, but fuck playing with randoms, i wish we'd organize something
doesn't even have to be high mmr, just has to be serious

whereismyname
whereismyname

Who comes online first, alchemist or PL?
I guess the question is, does alch get radiance+manta+1 faster than pl gets diffusal? Does Na'Vi have a window here or did they just get fucked by third-picking a late carry?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
pugna dp

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
either/or
cap is just a bad boy

Techpill
Techpill

Mid AA
Now dis gon be gud

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
does alch get radiance+manta+1 faster than pl gets diffusal

no, of course not, what the fuck?
that wuldd be 4x the amount of gold

hairygrape
hairygrape

DONDO NO
THIS ISN'T A TIER 4 RUSKI TEAM YOU CAN'T JUST LAST PICK AA MID WTFFFFFF

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BinaryMan
Ember?

SniperWish
SniperWish

thread turns to /pol/ shit at the exact same time as it did yesterday
hmm, really picks my nyx...

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

yapzor in charge of playing dota 2 on heroes not named Rubick or ES

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@hairygrape
Are you stupid?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperWish
NA winning against chinkz
/pol/ is asleep
two european teams duel it out
/pol/ is woke
does rmyt

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperWish
blame Loda

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

what's the worst ult?
my vote is for nature's wrath

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what the fuck is this retarded shitrekt draft

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sharpcharm
Winters curse. Nature's wrath is good, you fucking shitter

5mileys
5mileys

@Playboyize
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@Evilember
@Nude_Bikergirl
@TreeEater
He carried the fuck out of us too

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lord_Tryzalot
curse worst ulti
god i wish i was in triple digit mmr too

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sharpcharm
flesh golem

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SniperWish
evening in turkey/eu right now
jangled my bangles there, user

happy_sad
happy_sad

@5mileys
Why did you cut out the names and profile pictures?

Firespawn
Firespawn

KYLE FRIEDMAN VS THE DONDERS

TITLE MATCH OF THE CENTURY

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PackManBrainlure
Where is day9?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

alch bullied out of lane before level 6
ganked in his own jungle
this is so cathartic to watch

RumChicken
RumChicken

@happy_sad
B-because I'm shy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

navi taking a giant shit on secret
lol

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The real question is, which of the following is true
Secret still in the shitter
Na'Vi is Black

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
EU a shit

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RumChicken
Cute. Post your tummy

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
schools out for bongs and europoors

Illusionz
Illusionz

why the fuck would you pick timber , he gets raped by pugna

eGremlin
eGremlin

been a while since I've seen a good old dendi denies episode

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

lvl 2 ember 8 min in

Methshot
Methshot

just got in time for e-sports
pugna and lancer in the last game for Na'Vi
Navi goes back home

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
timber

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

what the fuck is this draft

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@eGremlin
at least one pro player understands the value of FREE experience

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
They literally live here

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sharpcharm
ogres ult is the worst ult i can think of
its good but it just doesnt feel needed

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Illusionz
Pugna is the one doing the raping
Lewd

Playboyize
Playboyize

secret actually still can win desu

their cores are getting good farm and navi cant push for shit if secret executes properly

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sharpcharm
what the hell is bad about nature's wrath? do you not know how to use it or something?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

rodjer

hairygrape
hairygrape

holding doom
Gets dendi killed
wastes it anyway

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
its gonna be a close game, one of the most equal drafts ive seen in a bit
both teams have a good chance

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sharpcharm
This.

This this this this this.

It's a fucking damage amplification ability, but it never feels like you're actually amplifying damage. Look at a spell like Dark Pact. When you use that skill, you KNOW you're amplifying damage.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Sharpcharm
Eye of the Storm is pretty trash now. Demonic Purge is Ok but can hardly be called hero defining, it just seems sorta tacked on. It doesn't even purge!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin
dark pact
you mean soul catcher?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Playboyize
@Snarelure
As soon as Dendi has Aghs, False Promise and Alch ult will be useless

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

this observing is comically bad

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Need_TLC
demonic purge is the only skill based source of break
seems pretty defining to me

MPmaster
MPmaster

YOU ARE MILDLY INCONVENIENCED

cum2soon
cum2soon

Doom doesn't disable passive

DOTARDS??

DOTAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!

Inmate
Inmate

@Playboyize
navi cant push for shit if secret executes properly
This is incorrect.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Crowd BTFO by balancedsaw

Kek

Skullbone
Skullbone

@VisualMaster
which is the bigger play, pushing out a wave or killing the buildings?

You understand that you can't attack buildings unless you push the wave past backdoor? Reso was attack the rax as well anyway, if you actually watched the vod

again splitpushing and backdooring the base to secure megas was worthless right?

I'm gonna completely ignore the fact that this is yet another blatant strawman. If moo gets these rax, and DC lose the fight in their base, they lose the game. Period. DC HAVE to win that fight TO NOT LOSE THE GAME, nothing that Moo does here stops them from losing the game, I don't understand how much more simple I can make this for you?

the only reason the DC came out with the lead after that fight was because moo has destroyed EG's base

Sumail dies back trying to end the game, fear uses a buy back, this is a MASSIVE gold advantage and a general advantage of basically being 1 TB kill away from winning the game regardless of the rax

slark killed heroes
moo killed buildings
what decides a victory in dota?

not
losing
the
fight
vs
the
entire
enemy
team
trying
to
kill
your
throne
with
a
6
slotted
TB

and again, my entire argument, as I showed you in the vod, is that reso is doing both of these things anyway

the deciding game 4 moo is 12-5-7 with highest hero damage on his team

higest hero damage
literall 600 more damage than the slark, along with 2.8k damage than the mirana despite being on a pure mass damage hero like timber

the only person exposed in the GF was the one in pic related

reso was exposed
did 50 total hero damage and 6k bulding damage trhought the entire bo5 series
w33 has 54k hero damage and 2.4k buldiing damage
moo has 46k hero damage and 1,7k bulding damage
besdies playing an obectlivey more hero damaneg hero in timber in 3 games of the series

1/2

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Need_TLC
It does purge though, and it hard counters melee heroes who rely on spell immunity a lot (e.g. Naix)

@StonedTime
Doom

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StonedTime
aghs doom applies break too

King_Martha
King_Martha

Are NaVi fans the most annoying faggots to ever grace dota?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Skullbone
@VisualMaster
holy shit, can you two autists shut the fuck up

Firespawn
Firespawn

@cum2soon
dude just

spend 4200 gold

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@VisualMaster
@Skullbone

2/2

Overall aslwe, I would Jus tlike to point out that Moo CONSTATNYLY over the entier touranment had SINGNFICIANTLY lower damage rates in both hero and building, even on Bm and timber.

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2564666119
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2564211031
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2564310434
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2564408925
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2569470828
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2566934520
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2566866066
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2560446360
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2560502724
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2551542175
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2569531910
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2569610900
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2558190331
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2558255566

this reso image

Yes, the guy with a top 3 KDA of the entire tournament (https://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4664-the-international-2016/players) along with INCREDIBLE damage stats got exposed mate, ofcourse

Evilember
Evilember

@w8t4u
dota related discussion is not condoned
oh sorry should i post fuTA since you're triggered?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@King_Martha
I'M PICKLE RIIIICCKK

Nojokur
Nojokur

ONLY REPLY TO THIS IF YOU LITERALLY NEVER EVER DOUBTED

Illusionz
Illusionz

teamfight rekt by a pos 4

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
yes if you don't count rtz fans, ppd fans and envy fans

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nojokur
doubting right now tbqh

Flameblow
Flameblow

I really like how Crystallize plays

5mileys
5mileys

@cum2soon
Stop browsing d2g xboct

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

why didn't dendi go for aghs

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
should i post fuTA
ummm yes?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

ALCH LMAO

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
Where did the NaVi chant touch you?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

SCCC got 2-0'd by fucking Complexity.
What the fuck happened.

Techpill
Techpill

@LuckyDusty
Because he's playing core AA.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Thinking a literal mafia boss world champion of dota would be beaten by a has-been clown from a bygone age

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StonedTime

Only with aghs on a permaskint pos 5 hero.

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
SD is defined by illusions and 2000MAGICK DAMAGE LAMO
His ult needs to be buffed to a strong dispel, maybe even stronger than that. Something to make it feel like an ult and not just an afterthought
@Garbage Can Lid
kaka happened tbqh

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Techpill
aghs is still good on core aa tho

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Techpill
Against Oracle and Alch

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lunatick
They manage to be the most biased autists I've ever witnessed . They seem to not care about good dota , just Navi.

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
@Booteefool
It's pretty obvious why, from how they're playing, no?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@LuckyDusty
aghs AA is meme anyway, this hero is not a walking ult like most shitters think
why didn't he go for something like atos or veil is bigger mystery

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

how does aa interact with oracle

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

WHEN THE FUCK IS FORCE STAFF GETTING NERFED

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

aa with lothars
um bruh

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

PUGNA AGHS ONLINE

OPPA OPPA DONDO DONDO

Illusionz
Illusionz

@kizzmybutt
Buy my hats

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
AA: Sup Oracle
Oracle: Oh hey
AA: Nice weather eh?
Oracle: Yes, I was thinking of going for a walk

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@kizzmybutt
Never hopefully

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@kizzmybutt
when is the best, most dota item ever getting nerfed
uhhhh

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles
Its a waste of money and a bad pickup.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TurtleCat
aghs AA is meme anyway
against Alch, Oracle, Timber

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@kizzmybutt
Yeah, nerf the most stable, balanced item in the game!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

This is an exciting game

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

great clock pick puppey

Methshot
Methshot

yeah secret lost this

buncha retards

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nude_Bikergirl
oracle ult blocks heal before AA ult (so it'll be amplified and stored for later)
however if hero has AA debuff when oracle ult ends the heal will not be applied

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Who has a game to lose, Alch or BadLancer?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

is force staff the most bullshit item in the game?

whereismyname
whereismyname

lmao secret running around like dogs chasing their tail

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
moving a hero potentially 3000 units in an instant is balanced

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Stupidasole
6.xx patches ended on 6.88someletter
gj confirming you're new

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Stupidasole

it's introduction was always the point where the game started going downhill

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

draft weird, shitty draft to make opponent think you're shit in game 1
draft normal heroes and bum you opponent
Based, desu

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SomethingNew
4200 gold
for 7 extra seconds of debuff and no extra damage and no CD reduction
heh

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stupidasole
Force needs a mek-like debuff so you can only be forced once every 15 seconds or something

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CodeBuns
great answer ty
also protects from shatter i assume
they both potentially counter each other thats funny

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

PL melting Alch like butter.
This game is fucking over.

iluvmen
iluvmen

That's a nice buyback na vi a very good investment of gold HOWEVER

Techpill
Techpill

@PurpleCharger
there it is
dota was going downhill in back in 2009
dota 2 never stood a chance

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
i fucking hate leftists

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

shitrekt

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@iluvmen
?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver! Na'ver!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@lostmypassword
changed in 7.06
nerfed in 7.06f
Yeah, perfectly balanced

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

DOUBTING
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Supergrass
Supergrass

Why is Puppy forcing Fata to play heros that arent obviously in style? Just put him in safe and let him rice and he will carry.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

pugna ultra kill

Booteefool
Booteefool

PUGNA
ULTRA

King_Martha
King_Martha

But Secret stomped every euro qualifier!
But Navi were only playing tier 2 slav shitteams!

Spamalot
Spamalot

NAVI NAVI NAVI VNAIV NAVI NAVI NAVI

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
no more bloodseeker 5 force staffs team comp
go away

Inmate
Inmate

@Techpill
if you want me to be more speciic it was when Blink lost it's mana cost

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Secret is clearly shit if they're unironically losing to fucking Na'Vi of all tier 64 teams.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@AwesomeTucker
Die
Buyback to watch everyone gt out with underlord
Die 30 seconds later

????????????????

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

dendi giving puppey the goofballs
based

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

dagon pugna
just like __ ____

whereismyname
whereismyname

They got fucking ACE out of anyone.
Shitrekt are over.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
Because forcing people to play heroes they aren't comfortable with is Puppey's style
rtz invoker
EE everything
MP solo safelane vs trilane

5mileys
5mileys

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CHINA DOTA

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Ignoramus
my metaforging progames!

Firespawn
Firespawn

This has to be the most pathetic Alch game I've seen.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

gigaBros CoL gigaBTFO TI runner up Newbee 2-0

Secret losing to NaVi

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

mfw NAVI IS BACK
I HAVE WAITED FOR FAR TOO LONG

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
blink lost its mana cost in 2014
5 years later
your opinions makes zero sense

farquit
farquit

Looking forward to those trench blogs about people picking AA and calling mid.

Skullbone
Skullbone

POLL POLL POLL POLL
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Flameblow
Flameblow

I wanted to post the Ogre Magi patch thread implying that its the new patch, but I can't find it :(

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SomethingNew
if you don't kill hero in 10 seconds you probably won't kill them in 17 seconds too

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Dota started going downhill and never stopped when they put bottle in the game.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Skullbone
retard alert

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@girlDog
blink lost its mana cost in 2014
wrong sweetie!!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

when the offlane has higher networth than the mid
pugna gonna get nerfed to shit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

cant believe that secret is actually losing to navi

fucking navi

w8t4u
w8t4u

@DeathDog
Yeah, that shit is too situational to expend 4200 shekels, it really needs a buff.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Dota started going downhill ever since valve introduced mute bans and the ability to get reported into lpq. Prove me fucking wrong dotards.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Dreamworx
@DeathDog
False Promise duration: 6/8/10s
Ice Blast duration pre aghs: 6/8/10s
Ice Blast duration post aghs: 17s
Hmmm

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
real.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Deadlyinx
AA in charge of farming
he's just mid to get fast levels and shut down alch, there's literally no reason to expect him to outfarm anyone in the mid or late game

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

feed me 7.07

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
Dota started going downhill ever since valve
Fix'd.

TreeEater
TreeEater

WTF CRIMSON GUARD WORKS ON TOWERS, WHY IS THAT SHIT NOT BOUGHT EVERY PRO GAME THEN?

eGremlin
eGremlin

This game needs more heroes like Pugna that can siege safely.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

secret throwing for the crowd

H O N E Y P O T
O
N
E
Y
P
O
T

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TalkBomber
are you retarded?
ice blast disables healing, so it doesn't matter if he false promises them because they cant be healed so will just die at the end of it anyway

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@eGremlin
pugna the "literally no escape" skeleton loli
doing anything safely

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
thanks for confirming your retardation

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I bet Midone and a lot of mids fucking hate this patch where they have to play stable heroes like DP/DK/Viper/Medusa/Alch/Necro/Veno and not Invoker/Ember/flashy free blink heroes which can kite for days

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TreeEater
Because you'll have to buy a crimson guard instead of an abyssal.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spamalot
confirmed for not reading the thread
try again you little shit

girlDog
girlDog

holy fuck navi is going to win TI

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TreeEater
Because it's only useful against low damage instances, i.e. illusion heroes

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Navi is back

??????????????????????????

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

why the fuck doesnt pugna have BKB

Nojokur
Nojokur

NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??
NAVI SHITTERS??

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spamalot
#trench opinions matters
Deny you'reself my man.

Bidwell
Bidwell

merlini police

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lunatick
confirmed for NO ARGUMENT
try having an original thought instead of shitting out the popular build as if its a fact

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

"LOOK FATA THIS IS HOW OYU FUCKING PLAY CLOCK, LISTEN TO ME I'M THE PRESIDENT"

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
he is playing underlord though

MPmaster
MPmaster

Can we do something to get whoever the fuck is obsing this fired?

iluvmen
iluvmen

It was nice of Slavladder to give an observing job to someone with no hands.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CodeBuns
@Spazyfool
this is false, go test it for yourself if you don't believe me

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
The healing effect is always stored until the end, at the end the calculation is made between healing received and damage done through the duration of the ult

RumChicken
RumChicken

the fucking gulag of Shitrekt.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Nice no damage, nerds.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@MPmaster
reddit is already on the case, at least five different threads there, some with a lot of upboats
t. based reddit spy, no need to thank me

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Na`Vi beating D2Gs and Reddits precious team.
Howling, lads.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StonedTime
No, you are talking out of your ass

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

buy shadow blade
not upgrade it
?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TreeEater
they're finally doing something good I guess

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Picking Pugna one shooting all
nice meta icefrog

Booteefool
Booteefool

navi vs col
If you'd told me this was going to be the last match of the day I wouldn't have believed you

It's going to be a fun one

takes2long
takes2long

secret is fucking retarded

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

complexity vs navi in the winner's bracket

lmao

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CodeBuns
wasting gold on an item that doesn't help at all
?

Illusionz
Illusionz

futa is good
Deluded faggots.

likme
likme

when did OD become a memelord?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@likme
He's always been a memespouter that's why the peanut gallery love him

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

dotards deserve death!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

wait are Secret out if they lose this ?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperGod
Break would be really good he just doesn't have the farm for it

Methshot
Methshot

@Sharpcharm
suit yourself kid, i don't know why i bother trying to educate the gulag anyway

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

why doom doesnt go for refresher, instead going for aghs

King_Martha
King_Martha

press R
save your team
How's pitlord balanced?

girlDog
girlDog

Le oppa dondo gonna win against EL Presidente

AYYYY

farquit
farquit

@cum2soon
Nah, there's MUCH better items.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
Friendly reminder that Sheever is 33 years old.

Nojokur
Nojokur

oh shit its the classic navi choke

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

UMMMMMMM SLAVI??????????

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
no bottom bracket

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

picking alchemist with only one good aghanim user

5mileys
5mileys

navi are winning
aa makes aghs
navi are losing
I WONDER WHAT WENT WRONG

takes2long
takes2long

WHY THE FUCK DOESNT THIS STUPID FUCKING PUGNA HAVE A BKB AT 60 MINUTES

massdebater
massdebater

Why is belly punching not mainstream dotards?

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
I remember when I was in my teens and 30 seemed ancient

idontknow
idontknow

Pugna won them the game, with just spamming spells we lol now

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@likme
when Sheever bit him in the dick

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Soft_member
memer
reddit's (see: d2g) favorite
literally gave sheever cancer
Is OD our guy?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Dendi playing AA

Explain this meme dotards?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@massdebater
thising this, I want to see some bruised dota bellies

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

just buy force staff on every hero xdddd

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Snarelure
if sumaiL can pull it off then so can dendi

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Na`Vi?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This fucking doom, they almost lost the game.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Snarelure
trying to be sumail

iluvmen
iluvmen

This Doom is so fucking dogshit

Soft_member
Soft_member

@VisualMaster
dude
what if like
we had flash
but it was on a 20 second cooldown

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
Dendi was doing if before Sumail was born.

cum2soon
cum2soon

sonneiko is a wizard

Bidwell
Bidwell

How do we fix Sonneiko?

likme
likme

S O N N E I K O
O
N
N
E
I
K
O

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
he's on Na'Vi

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Soninja ladies and gentlemen

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

secret can push straight already, its one sided.
however, they're making the game look entertaining and 2ks don't have idea ahahahahha

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@CodeBuns
you realize od is literally a gulagian?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@iluvmen
He's being told to play like dogshit to throw off the enemy. Are you stupid?

MPmaster
MPmaster

How are ganks real? Just BKB and walk away like nigga.

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
you mean the sheeverposter eventually got to fuck sheever?

that's really heartwarming

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

navi would have won this game by now if Pugna had a bkb earler and didnt die for no reason in fights

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

how do i git gud on this hero?

seems like sometimes my teammates become invincible gods and othertimes they just feed like they would have otherwise

is jungling a 15m aghs viable?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

G O O F B A L L S
O
O
F
B
A
L
L
S

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StrangeWizard
they could've killed dendi there tbhonest
that's some fishy situation but i like it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

How is he so good?

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
just refresh your BKB and tp away nigga

Bidwell
Bidwell

@kizzmybutt
Honeypot aghs.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Bidwell
what the fuck does that mean?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@kizzmybutt
he's nerfed too much, he's way to slow right now

w8t4u
w8t4u

I don't know how Ace doesn't buy BKB this game
What is he thinking

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StrangeWizard
push
get pugna'd
can't reach him because of the fuckhueg lancer in the way
die with no buyback
lose gam

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@New_Cliche
DUDE

FREE

WARDS.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@AwesomeTucker
global ults are total over rated
thanks for clearing that up user

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Icefrog here, how should I nerf force staff?

hairygrape
hairygrape

pop aoe vanguard
illus deals zero damage

What?
inb4 pitlord aura

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sir_Gallonhead
Don't.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sir_Gallonhead
yea

idontknow
idontknow

@Stupidasole
global ultimates

guys

can we just like stop team fighting here and team fight next to the trees i warded?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sir_Gallonhead
Make it a 900 AOE that affects all allies and enemies in the radius

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sir_Gallonhead
increase cd by 2s and reduce push range by 100

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

navi

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

this doom is so bad, lmao

likme
likme

@New_Cliche
Aghs on Tree is a noob trap, it seems good but the reality is most of the times you can afford it the game is so far in your favour it doesn't matter, or you're finishing it as the enemy is destroying your rax because you farmed incredibly slowly as a Tree instead of helping your team and using what gold you do earn on items that can help your team much earlier like force staff

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sir_Gallonhead
add debuff that prevents one allied spell from being cast on target, kinda like offensive linkens

Flameblow
Flameblow

@RumChicken
Go play LoL.

viagrandad
viagrandad

this obs sucks so much dick

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sir_Gallonhead
nah, just make forcestaff affected by slows

Illusionz
Illusionz

There's shitters in this thread that think force staff should be nerfed. This general is dead.

Inmate
Inmate

midone, with the vintage pl counters

Methshot
Methshot

@Illusionz
I blame the ironic shitposting. Why didn't you listen?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Illusionz
mobility on anything but carries is toxic

Inmate
Inmate

This is pretty enjoyable Dota honestly

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

this doom lmoa

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This doom REALLY should have built a shivas.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

s o n n e i k o

Spamalot
Spamalot

pitlord is a funny hero to watch

5mileys
5mileys

That kick by Sonneiko

massdebater
massdebater

Replace Soneiko with SingSing, I fixed Navi!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

sonneiko kicks your underlord ulti away from your dying team. WHAT DO YOU DO?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@kizzmybutt
lamo

Illusionz
Illusionz

that min 70 battle fury is really game losing

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Sir_Gallonhead
Allies get a buff which prevents additional force staffing for 12s

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
whys he so perfect bros

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

FUCKING YAPTARD

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

S - G O D
|
G
O
D

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sir_Gallonhead
HAPA

Emberburn
Emberburn

secret so fucking bad

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Soneivi

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

lose to delusional little faggot
lose to goofballs

lmao puppey

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

this game will never end

TreeEater
TreeEater

15K GOLD SWINGS EITHER WAY
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SniperWish
SniperWish

Is Soneiko GoodDendi?

JunkTop
JunkTop

SEAone BTFO

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

DOTARDS

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

People were calling Secret the best EU team because of qualifier wins
They lose to fucking Na'Vi

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Deadlyinx
no damage on both teams
W E W
E
W

girlDog
girlDog

a bounty rune at this point is enough kill gold

askme
askme

NEXT TIME ON DEE TOO GEE (unbanned edition):

/vg/thread/192209496#p192209496
/vg/thread/192209496#p192209496
/vg/thread/192209496#p192209496

hairygrape
hairygrape

reminder that this is all Xboct coaching

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

OD calling out doubters

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Deadlyinx
@MPmaster
t. shitterrs

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@askme
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHIT OPS

Playboyize
Playboyize

@DeathDog
Then tell me, where is the goddamn damage, you double retard?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@girlDog
4
FREE
KILLS

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
he sounded like an autist forcing it out

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

APOLOGIZE

Lunatick
Lunatick

G O O F B A L L S
O
O
F
B
A
L
L
S

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

newbee losing to col
secret losing to navi

Techpill
Techpill

sea and poop BTFO

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EL PRESIDENTE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Secret vs Newbee elimination

Lol

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Shitrekt.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stark_Naked
:^)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What the fuck, why is kuroki in Navi?

farquit
farquit

Poopey is the biggest joke in Dota

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

navi and col fell for the honey pot

LMAO

Methshot
Methshot

Cap has a muslim beard.
what.

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
winning this lan literally gives you TI qualifying points
these are unironically less of honeypots than old majors.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Cap looks retarded, what the fuck liberals, fix your shit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methshot
Chad Dota needs Chad casters who follow a Chad religion

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Methshot
cap looks like a nu-male
hes better than that desu

Spamalot
Spamalot

kekone
3220 tower damage

LMAOO

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What happened to pugna, why was he relevant again? I thought icefraud nerfed him to oblivion years ago?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

that timber replay where he died from pugna ward mini shocks

LMAOOO

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

empowering haste gives 9% movement speed based on remaining cd regardless of cdr
wtf dotards

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What the fuck is going on in this shit game ?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BinaryMan
Did you read the tooltip?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BlogWobbles
I don't think pugna was ever bad its just trends etc. Right now he is good against necro who is a popular pick plus he destroys buildings v fast

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