/ink/ - Splatoon General

>’how the fuck do other squids keep finding out about my panties?’

What kind of /ink/ lobby?

Doing the math of how to buy the most candy as efficiently as possible with the money in her pocket

I think he's a pure electricity being that chose to project George Lopez as his face. He can look like anyone, but he chose George Lopez.

anything goes

H-hide and seek...?

first we have to agree that 100 inkling currency is about $1.
woomies are about 5 feet tall.
and according to this: morkeschocolates.com/giant-3-foot-bunny/
a 3 foot chocolate bunny would be $325, making a 5 foot chocolate would be $541.66 which would be 54,166 in inkling money

each KO win in ranked gives you 3500(? someone correct me on this if im wrong.)
so it would take 16 ko wins to afford a life sized chocolate woomy.

what if you joined an /ink/ lobby and no one was playing just walking around and standing and you found out it was connected to a discord and everyone was roleplaying with a voice chat

Is it possible for them to impose certain weapon restrictions on splatfests?
Not in the interest of like banning weapons
but like I think a rollers vs brushes splatfest where you could only use one or the other would be a glorious clusterfuck

Depends on your rank.
I know it's about 2400 in A-, but 3500 sounds right at S+.

i want in

Well, user?
Your woomy IS in s+, right?

You always want everything in you, k.

Ok user, you got a good laugh out of me. That's not real, right?

S-someone post a friend code

its shit

3500 is shit compared to the 6500 per S+ KO in S1

fuck off dot

not on /ink/ but i know people who do it

just because you came in on us that one time doesnt mean discord is always like that. one of our friends was going into inkling high school, and he was nervous about his first day, so we were practicing so he could make it as best as possible. if discord is autistic for doing that, then baby, im a 6'2 house wrecker watching santa clause is coming to town while punching myself in a bed.

Ranked stresses her out too much.
She went Leaguing once, and wants more of that instead.

Good night /ink/. Give your squid plenty of headpats and treats

reply to me with your discord name and we will let you in

Let me into your secret fucking club

but only if you arent afraid to use your voice
otherwise hecc off

ill host i guess

1376-6261-3138

i wanna vc
can i join too

only the best will join so hurry up and show us that discord name and number

But user, I'm a girl. I feel like just being there would be attention whoring.

>girl
Not allowed, it cant be gay erp if there's a girl.

g.#3663

Actually kill yourself ATL

Just don't give a shit and nobody will call you out on it
Been working for me since release

berry here, down for h&s

I'll join but fuck vc
I'll listen though

>Tfw you just wanted to be friends and have fun playing with everyone
Never gonna make it

Milky reporting in for fun times!

I don't get it

what are we doing

What are we even playing

i have no idea , what do you guys want to play

inkbrushes only ya dips

but you already reported in earlier

Hide and seek!

should we play regular turf war?

i'm not very good at drawing with a brush

Me neither user, it's still fun

I only want to make friends.

Hide and seek
Top seeks ,Bottom hides
1:30s to hide
no specials to find others
those found get killed by the seekers.
booyah when you die /found someone
stay at spawn once youve been found

>squid "i hate fun" humor
no thanks

who the fuck will add a salty little shit like you?

Nice meme
What did I do to pain your ass in particular?

Can I join if I don't voice?

Just letting nice woomy's owner know that I finished his woomy and she's no longer, you know.

t. Dot

no fuck off

You're a shitter anyways, dot.

I hate Lost Outpost

>didn't manage to get the blue raincoat I wanted from the store in time
>had shoes that would've gone perfect

Holy fucking shit that round. Nice one MOJO

thanks wanna fuck?

what if your woomy invited her friend over who was a salmonling and kept chewing on things

>watching it all from spectator mode and watching MOJO
NICE.

old webm from last time

Ask Kier instead

>hiding by the walls in humpback

last one

I remember that, that was a great time.

this one too

>playing cat and mice with mojo
Kek, you almost got me you sneaky bastard

>dot didn't die first

>that hiding spot
dot you absolute madman

Gotta go for a bit, will be back later

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>1:30 passed without me knowing

it actually would have worked, too

out played

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>look at list of /ink/ woomies to draw
>they don't show what clothes or features they have exactly
Come on, a squid is described completely by gender, eye and skin colour, pants, and 3 pieces of gear. Can't be that hard to add.

draw salmonlings instead, they're cuter

>griller wave
>guy just climbs up a wall

Learning new shit every day Griller wave on this map too easy

>accidentally fuck up my hiding spot
>still didnt get found

>connection to the host lost
oh no

i had my fun guys see you around

i got disconnected
room is up

Sedimenthere, I'm back.

>tfw wanna join but dont use skype or discord or whatever you guys are using

>Tfw in group but not in the discord

SW-3592-6899-4679

add me if you wanna join!

why not join in?

Uploaded one of the better rounds
youtu.be/T9Gr1jJsTrM

i dont have space on my phone or a headset for my laptop