/pg/ - Persona General

Lunatick
Lunatick

Previous /vg/thread/192571762#p192571762

NEWS
Persona 5 anime coming in 2018: http://personacentral.com/persona-5-animation-announced-air-2018/
Persona Q2 revealed: http://pq2.jp
Persona 3: Dancing Moon Night and Persona 5: Dancing Star Night revealed: http://persona-dance.jp/
Persona 4 featured in BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle: http://personacentral.com/blazblue-cross-tag-battle-announced-features-persona-4-arena/
Yosuke confirmed for BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle: http://personacentral.com/yosuke-announced-playable-persona-character-blazblue-cross-tag-battle/
Atlus' online shop is now open: https://shop.atlus.com/

GUIDES
General Guide
pastebin.com/eCHRjKCZ
PQ Guide
pastebin.com/Bq16HvJh
P4U2 Guide/Resources
pastebin.com/M3MPepKb

DOWNLOADS
Art, Guides, Music, etc.
pastebin.com/Vh0CdRit
P4 Dengeki Comic Anthology
mediafire.com/?4kjjaf0jtw2jyj3
Persona Image Collection
mediafire.com/?9j3us2v34coua
Persona 5 Resources
pastebin.com/CZEvEgiE
Persona ISOs
mega.nz/#F!5iQAGTLB!U1LUUTLtawRdsWSDDFSAQQ
Persona Super Live P-Sound Bomb!!!! 2017 concert
mega.nz/#F!FrozXCyI!-GKGzOozZmejeAnDZQdUbw

MANGA
Scans
personascans.tumblr.com
mediafire.com/personascans#unst48ukbu457

All urls found in this thread:
http://personacentral.com/persona-5-animation-announced-air-2018/
http://pq2.jp
http://persona-dance.jp/
http://personacentral.com/blazblue-cross-tag-battle-announced-features-persona-4-arena/
http://personacentral.com/yosuke-announced-playable-persona-character-blazblue-cross-tag-battle/
https://shop.atlus.com/
https://pastebin.com/7hWzg8fb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPc2plEHrHA
https://nhentai.net/g/44407/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v03BtEzQMxw
http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/4a5274c0adc29ffefb651edc1340a2ad/1559423%20-%20Chie_Satonaka%20Megami_Tensei%20Persona_4%20Yukiko_Amagi.jpg
http://personacentral.com/persona-5-piano-solo-sheet-music-announced-november-20-2017/
Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The only good Makoto

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
u rite

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I can't wait for Persona 5 Akechi Goro of the Resurrection!

likme
likme

She isn't mine /pg/

RumChicken
RumChicken

Everyday until Haruween

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RumChicken
I love Haru

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@DeathDog
Kawakami's face when Hifumi gets pregnant before her

hairygrape
hairygrape

No other waifus matter because she literally killed all the other waifus

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@hairygrape
I want her to blackmail me

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
@DeathDog
Are posting bullying now?

Methshot
Methshot

@Crazy_Nice
Kawakami's face when Goro gets pregnant before her

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I love my Queen.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@happy_sad
yes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@MPmaster
Idk why the artist drew these if she's such a big Ann/Makoto shipper.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
@GoogleCat
All that NTR

Emberburn
Emberburn

@happy_sad
ok

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
I think it's meant to be that Makoto kissed Hifumi while she was with Ann, then regrets it and goes to apologize but caught Ann kissing Shiho when she was crying to her about Makoto kissing Hifumi

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Official new thread day names, please save onto your pc computer so you dont forget:
Sadayo Sunday
Maid Monday
Teacher Tuesday
Wbecky Wednesday
Thbecky Thursday
5000 Yen Friday
Sbecky Sunday

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
@GoogleCat
Yandere Battle Royale when?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
@GoogleCat
Is this what women find hot?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I am not Ann.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@w8t4u
Most fujos hate yuri, so probably not.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@w8t4u
women

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
Ok, what DO women like?

Methshot
Methshot

@happy_sad
melodrama

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@happy_sad
me

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@happy_sad
Gay men with ridiculously big hands

MPmaster
MPmaster

@happy_sad
Not you

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

For my love that I miss
For Justice

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I would die for my boy Akechi!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Carnalpleasure
Same

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@haveahappyday
I’ve looked ages for this pic, thanks user!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Carnalpleasure
I would kill Akechi for my boy, Akechi.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
Give me a real answer

FastChef
FastChef

Post your doujin ideas
https://pastebin.com/7hWzg8fb
The protagonists wonder how they would fuck Norn. No actual sex takes place, just them theorizing with an increasingly mad and flustered Norn in the background.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@FastChef
Yu and Naoto make love. It's sexy, but tender. Very original.

takes2long
takes2long

@FastChef
Goro fucks Chihiro FOR JUSTICE while Chihirofag watches from a corner and cries.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@FastChef
i shoot you in the juggler from 3 yards with a turkey decapitation bullhead arrow

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@FastChef
General Futaba leads her troops into battle.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CouchChiller
But why? I'm not a turkey.
Human tastes like veal anyways, so I wouldn't make a good substitute for a Thanksgiving turkey.

takes2long
takes2long

Touch the NEET.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@takes2long
no thanks

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberburn
i dont like this...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
H-How do you know that, Doujin-chan?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Haru? More like Cuteru

askme
askme

@LuckyDusty
It was an interesting read

cum2soon
cum2soon

Is there a list somewhere of which events are exclusive to P4G?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
Sae gets pissed at noisy couples outside and pours cold water from her balcony. Then Makoto comes in soaking wet.

SniperGod
SniperGod

please stop bullying mako-chan

Bidwell
Bidwell

@FastChef
Makoto invites Joker to the movies
Joker shows up on time
they have fun watching a Yakuza movie together
the movie finishes and they bid each other farewell
That's it. No punchline

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SniperGod
no

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
i german suplex you through glass coffee table, killing you instantly

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Bidwell
and then she gets kidnapped by a gang of big black men who force her to h

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@FastChef
In a post-goropocalyptic land, where the weak are preyed upon by the strong, a socially awkward martial artist with a bandage on his forehead restores hope one imploded/exploded armed thug at the time. Meanwhile, rumors from far away lands speak of a brutal warlord on top of a gigantic bike who is uniting the world under the law of the "Queen of the fist".

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Had Fuukafag defended Fuuka's english voice?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@lostmypassword
He specifically prefers her Japanese one.
I will defend Wendee Lee's Fuuka because I just pretend it's Chihiro in Ultimax matches.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Deadlyinx
wtf I love Goro now.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperGod
They're poking at a dragon. She's studied under Yakuza, you know.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@eGremlin
I'd poke her with my dragon if you catch my drift

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Who would win in a hand-to-hand combat between Chie and Makoto?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
I don't

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Dreamworx
Chie is an actual character with depth and faults. Makoto is a Mary Sue. It's obvious which one would win.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Dreamworx
Futaba or Fuuka.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Where are my Pixie doujins?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Dreamworx
The one with the biggest ass

FastChef
FastChef

@Dreamworx
Chie is probably stronger

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperGod
I wanna bully Makoto into getting a boobjob

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Who would win in a hand-to-hand combat between Futaba and Kanji?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Boy_vs_Girl
why my peenus weanus of course :)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Boy_vs_Girl
Futaba. She has a cannon.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Dreamworx
hand-to-hand
Makoto since Chie doesn't use her hands.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Who would win in a persona fight between Mitsuru and Makoto?

Methshot
Methshot

@Sir_Gallonhead
me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sir_Gallonhead
The answer is obvious

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sir_Gallonhead
Mitsuru is an actual character with depth and faults. Makoto is a Mary Sue. The answer is obvious.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@whereismyname
None of them are good.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperGod
I disagree.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
You're wrong.
Characters are bad. Depth is a lie.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@whereismyname
t. I don't know anything about either character

SniperGod
SniperGod

@whereismyname
Makoto is a Mary Sue
why do people keep saying this

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperGod
to bait makotofags

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SniperGod
The fact it's even said often should say alot about her character.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SniperGod
50% because it's a meme
50% because people don't know what they term actually means
200% because it gets reactions.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Boy_vs_Girl
how do i bait harufags

farquit
farquit

@Deadlyinx
Not really since every character ever gets accused of it eventually. It usually says a lot more about the people who say it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@RavySnake
Forehead
No personality
Accusations of obesity

Other than the forehead thing, basically the usual random bits of bait.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@farquit
Not really since every character ever gets accused of it eventually
Fucking lol

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
Only when everything goes well for them no matter what happens, everything they do just seems to work out for them.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@WebTool
Nah. You just described the fool.

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
I'd love to see someone who called Adachi a Mary Sue unironically.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RavySnake
@TreeEater
The forehead meme has been so overused that it no longer bothers me tbqh

Ship her with groo if you really want to bait me

farquit
farquit

@massdebater
I mean, I haven't seen it, but I'm sure someone has.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Kawakami a kawacutie

Supergrass
Supergrass

@farquit
Are you sure you aren't just a butthurt Mako-fag. I don't think anyone has actually said that and meant it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
I think most Harufags appreciate the forehead.
It's cute.

5mileys
5mileys

@Supergrass
i have

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Fried_Sushi
It's made for kisses

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Soft_member
A Mary Sue (if female) or Gary Stu (if male) is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an author insert or wish fulfillment
First part of definition of it and I know I described them for a reason
@massdebater
People don't know how to use that word, people meemed about AIgis being one for a long time with P3, but she fucked way to often to be one.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
I want to turn Kawakami into a Kawamommy

TechHater
TechHater

@5mileys
Prove it. Write a thesis on it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Supergrass
I don't even particularly like Makoto. But I've seen these arguments before and I know out there somewhere someone has to have said that and meant it. Probably moments before a psychotic episode.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@GoogleCat
@PackManBrainlure
i want to defile that forehead

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
no you don't

RumChicken
RumChicken

@CodeBuns
I've seen these arguments before
Prove it. Show me a thread where someone unironically calls Adachi a Mary Sue.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@hairygrape
i want to impregnate it

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
I once played a match of tic-tac-toe on haru's forehead with another user.
I am not making this one up

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RumChicken
Right here

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Adachi is a Mary Sue.
I am unironic.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TechHater
shit it better be a 190 page thesis like that Danganronpa one

FastChef
FastChef

@Harmless_Venom
I'd read it

5mileys
5mileys

I can't wait to social link with Ruby and Ragna

FastChef
FastChef

How many Harus can you fit on Haru's forehead?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@5mileys
Chance of P3s being in that crossover fighting game?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

She's mine /pg/

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evil_kitten
Aigis will most likely be there

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evil_kitten
100% chance of Aigis being it, but othesr are really iffy.

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperWish
Highly unlikely
Adachi
I don't trust this list anymore.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@FastChef
All of them

Evilember
Evilember

@TechHater
Seems about right going off of popularity polls because they are going to put the P4 team all in for sure.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evilember
There's not even enough slots for the entire P4 team

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperWish
@TreeEater
Why the hell would she be in the game when it is a P4 game and they could just add more of the P4 cast?

FastChef
FastChef

@iluvmen
There is becuase those were just placements slots and they even said that it wasn't the complete amount of people they planned on adding.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fuzzy_Logic
she's popular

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BinaryMan
So is the P4 cast and P4 as a whole.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
I don't think there's enough slots for all the P4 cast.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fuzzy_Logic
It's actually a Blazblue game.
Learn to read gosh.

Methshot
Methshot

@iluvmen
Not Teddie.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Methshot
Teddie is more popular then Rise

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
It's a RWBY game and Rooster Teeth will be animating the P5 anime.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@cum2soon
this isnt funny...

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberburn
Im actually upset

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lunatick
The alternative is A-1 pictures

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberburn
oh man, that's some top tier bullying

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SniperGod
Just because P4 had an awful anime doesnt mean everything A-1 does is shit.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
But it does mean P5A likely will be.

WebTool
WebTool

@SomethingNew
You're right, but I still hope you're not.

Inmate
Inmate

@whereismyname
Mitsuru
not a mary sue

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Inmate
Mitsuru
Not secretly a futa

askme
askme

@StonedTime
I actually like Mitsuru now.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
those elzi edits

iluvmen
iluvmen

Is Tae the biggest P5 futa?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@iluvmen
No, still Futaba.

Supergrass
Supergrass

heeho

Evilember
Evilember

@Firespawn
What if Tae develops a new penis pill to give her an edge?

WebTool
WebTool

@Evilember
Still no.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StonedTime
Which is exactly what she would say if she was one.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sir_Gallonhead
Mitsuru, without question.

Inmate
Inmate

@PurpleCharger
I question it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Sir_Gallonhead
We'll have to wait for P5U to really decide.

5mileys
5mileys

@Sir_Gallonhead
Makoto, but only if she started the fight by kicking Mitsuru's futa balls.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Need_TLC
Then the answer will be "whoever the plot requires"

RavySnake
RavySnake

@LuckyDusty
And i love THE queen.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@iluvmen
Yes. Ulala is second.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@RavySnake
There can only be ONE Queen.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RavySnake
Nanjo, pls

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RumChicken
P5
Ulala
Who La La Chan's daughter

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StrangeWizard
Are you sure to start a new fight with the queen of executions?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Are YOU sure YOU want to start a fight with the Queen of Fists?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I really hope PQ2 will be about P3 and 5 characters.
I want to see Mitsuru and Makoto interact dammit.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I love Ann!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@haveahappyday
inb4 eventually every character in PQ2 notices that they have never seen Mitsuru and Makoto together at the same time.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lord_Tryzalot
Yes
@Nude_Bikergirl
Also yes

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nude_Bikergirl
Haha, brave girl... EN GARDE!

Evilember
Evilember

walk up silently, my footsteps beating the ground as loud as my heart
echos on my final step cause all eyes to turn to me
raise my finger after minutes of deliberation on how to deliver this

*deep breath*

Haru.

slowly walk away, holding in tears as the raw passion sinks into the audience
Applause erupts right before I make it off stage
*walk away*

RumChicken
RumChicken

Sup'
P3fag here.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@haveahappyday
We already know it's about 3 4 and 5. Where have you been?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@viagrandad
21th century
Bringing a sword to a gunfight

Emberburn
Emberburn

@CouchChiller
No one really knows.
I think Atlus is finally done with P4 so I don't think so.

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
Do you like the prefer the The Journey or The Answer version of Mass Destruction?

TechHater
TechHater

@haveahappyday
It's confirmed to be a P2/P5 crossover.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@FastChef
Not him, but the Answer version is the only good version.
Lotus Juice a shit

Evilember
Evilember

@eGremlin
Is this supposed to be "It's time to oil up" reference?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberburn
Except we heard the 3/4 casts both receive calling cards

Emberburn
Emberburn

>>192633960
the journey

likme
likme

@eGremlin
I bet Makoto and Haru have the cutest kid photos

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef
Joker has an orgy with all the girls. Joker decides to have another orgy six months later and notices all the girls have baby bumps, except for Kawakami.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@likme
I thought the exact same thing.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

As you were /pg/. How's your day been?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPc2plEHrHA

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Spamalot
@lostmypassword
Me on the left

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@lostmypassword
me on the right

Nojokur
Nojokur

YOU SAY SOMETHING' BOY!?

idontknow
idontknow

@Illusionz
The meme ruins it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@likme
I don't.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Nojokur
Naniiii

eGremlin
eGremlin

Ginko a best!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

All Naotos are cats
But not all cats are Naoto

cum2soon
cum2soon

@eGremlin
Rise is a better Ginko

SniperWish
SniperWish

@haveahappyday
Nya~

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperWish
I wonder where that hat hides it's massive boobs.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
Under the brim, tied up

FastChef
FastChef

I'm currently loving Persona 5. Any other series like Persona to play? I've never enjoyed turn-based combat or even RPGs like this before

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@FastChef
Persona is kind of a special snowflake for the lifesim part of the game. The only thing even remotely similar is perhaps danganronpa, but I hope you enjoy
basically no budget
talking to cardboard standees
basically everyone dying
the extended universe becoming retarded
The main villain getting resurrected like 3 times
Also make sure you know what an anti-fire grenade is because the localization team doesn't give a shit about your western values.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@FastChef
Shin Megami Tensei

Evilember
Evilember

@FastChef
Trails of Cold Steel is both derided and praised for trying to get the Persona audience.
The series is way more about its lore and main plots than Persona ever cares to be though.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@FastChef
Tons of series now borrow from P3/4/5 but nothing really does the same thing.

Which is really weird.

takes2long
takes2long

@lostmypassword
@Spamalot
Fucking Ayattuji I swear to fucking God

Playboyize
Playboyize

@JunkTop
good lord these proportions

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What will the P3 HD Remake change/add to the story?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@kizzmybutt
Labrys and Sho will make a cameo. Maybe some P5 side characters too

farquit
farquit

@kizzmybutt
I hope they improve the social links.

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
I hope for more voiced Social Links.

Maybe characters like Yuko could have a voice.

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
I wouldn't mind if they make romances optional for Door-kun. I don't want to have to date Yuko just because I want Siegfried.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
Nah canon harem is one of the best things about MC

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@kizzmybutt
Fuuka

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@kizzmybutt
MC + FeMC co-op mode

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
Chihibro’s face when he gets to tap Chihiro’s ass in HD

Flameblow
Flameblow

@FastChef
You could play P3 and P4 along with all the spin-offs then go play P1 and P2

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Carnalpleasure
In that case, let's play with the jealousy aspect, and add another Elizabeth date that gets interrupted by one of the girls he's dating.
I'd LOVE to see Yukari try bitching at Elizabeth for trying to steal her man, only for Elizabeth to ignore her entirely.

TechHater
TechHater

@kizzmybutt
I'm hoping it adds easy to rip models that can easily be ported into VR game so I can FUCK MY WAIFU

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Lunatick
HD Doortan
HD Saori
>HD Loli Yukiko

Lunatick
Lunatick

Chihiro will NOT be in Persona 3 HD Remake.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
P3 already has a jealousy aspect though my dude if you're dating 1 girl you have 15 days to see her before the s.link reverses, 2 girls you have 10 days or else they find out and 3 girls you have to see each of them within 5 day time spans or you loose all 3 s.links

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lunatick
Say it isn't so!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Futaba is a punk!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@JunkTop
What happens when they find out? Do they fight each other?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@JunkTop
I know that, but I was thinking of scenes like when Yuko and Chihiro show up at the culture festival trying to both spend alone time with Door, or like how Ai would spend time with Yu and get interrupted by Yukiko and Rise.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@kizzmybutt
Fuuka becomes the canon love interest

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Crazy_Nice
No, your Social Link reverses.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Ignoramus
I really miss so much the Social Links reverses in the others Persona games...

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Supergrass
For Junpei

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yosuke

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Stupidasole
Junes boipussy

farquit
farquit

lurker here, can't you guys be funnier?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SomethingNew
I don't. The idea is fine, the execution not so much.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
10 years ago in a lab in Tokyo, Shido decides to visit a single mom who he found himself attracted to. She takes him to Leblanc where he meets up with another official who is deciding whether or not he should just quit politics and run his cafe, to which he replies, do you think I care? The owner of Leblanc was taken aback, and this event irreversibly makes him wary of other people. Taking him to the lab, the researcher decides to enter the mind of a test subject via the metaverse. But the researcher did not come without gear. Hey Shido, try this out. But what is this, he asks, I'm not a BDSM degenerate. A suit that will enhance body performance, she says. After putting the suit on, and having her activate it, it had caused him to spasm and become increasingly angrier yet more muscular. And then she tells him, I like strong men. And things get intimate. The morning after, the researcher returns home, having forgotten to feed her daughter the night prior, and her daughter feeling neglected decides to ask her if she wants to help her complete her promise list, to which she could not reply to as she was just too tired and her legs were giving out. She trips and gets run over by a car. By sheer coincidence, Shido was on the other side of the road, and immediately tries to cover up her death as he would be compromised if it led back to him. He feels really sorry for the daughter, and promises to himself he will make things right one day with this child.

Years later at a suburb somewhere, Shido is seen forcing some woman whom he feels looks a lot like the researcher into his car. God she looks like Wakaba so much there's no way I will let her say no. Suddenly some dumb brat comes near and demands he stop interfering. But he falls on his own and decides to say:
I fell on my own (not really) ">Damn brat! I'll SUE!". That was the day when Shido made an enemy out of a phantom thief and sealed his fate. He only wanted to remember the sensation of Wakaba Isshiki.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@farquit
wHy cAn'T (yOu) bE fUnNiEr?

massdebater
massdebater

Shido is Futaba's father

Emberfire
Emberfire

@massdebater
Isn't that right Goro Akechi? Does this mean Wakaba is your mommy?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@massdebater
I disagree.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Emberfire
They're only half siblings. I dug through Hashino's personal garbage to get a notebook with these details. Trust me. I am Newspaper Club Girl.

farquit
farquit

@Stupidasole
No, you don't.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@farquit
Yes, I do.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
You have to restart the s.link

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Crazy_Nice
it's game over man, game over.

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
t. Shido weaseling out of child support

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Lunatick
Tfw when there's no good Metis porn
Tfw when there's no Aigis/Labrys/Metis porn
The when there's only 1 douijin with all of them in it

Life is suffering

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
it was a shameful fap

the art was so bad

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
Damn brat

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@LuckyDusty
It was better then nothing my dude

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Snarelure
tfw when

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lunatick
I'll sue (for child support)

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Snarelure
Tfw you're only alternative is hot glueing figmas

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
The Aigis doujins are pretty good desu.

https://nhentai.net/g/44407/

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
Being this new

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
Technically all Aigis doujins are threesomes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

SMT > Persona

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
Cucksona is the future of megaten

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Nude_Bikergirl
smt = persona

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nude_Bikergirl
I disagree.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nude_Bikergirl
They're the same thing dumbass

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Nude_Bikergirl
I agree.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nude_Bikergirl
Persona > Persona

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Shin Megami Tensei Persona

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
A = !A

massdebater
massdebater

studied philosophy in college (before switching majors)
first question in persona 5 is about plato, i got this
get it wrong
turn off the game
go to gamefaqs
no quiz answers faq

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@massdebater
To be fair, you need to have a really high IQ to answer Japanese High School questions.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nude_Bikergirl
True, look at how the games stack up:

SMT > P1
SMT II > P2
SMT III > P3
SMT IV < P4

Guess we'll have to see how SMT HD fares against P5, but SMT is winning handily right now.

massdebater
massdebater

@massdebater
2 sec in google and I found the answers

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
SMT III > P3
Sorry good sir, gentleman but I disagree

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SniperWish
SMT IV < P4
wooooooooooooooooooooow ummm no sweetie that's not how it works

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperWish
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Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperWish
SMT IV > Persona 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spamalot
Except that's literally the only one he got right.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@massdebater
Feels good when I wheeze through the Japanese history questions. I knew video games would make me smarter.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lunatick
*

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Methshot
pretending

takes2long
takes2long

@Harmless_Venom
delete this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Ask someone who's working on Persona 6 anything.

Yes, we have started coming up with ideas this early.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PackManBrainlure
p5 crimson when

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PackManBrainlure
Where's it taking place?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PackManBrainlure
When is Catherine 2

hairygrape
hairygrape

@PackManBrainlure
How big is Igor's dick?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PackManBrainlure
Is there really a best girl in P6 named Rin?
I recall an user stating that in a past /pg/ and also stated P7 will have a best girl named Mogoi.

What' the personas theme this time and will they ever look as good as they did in P3 again?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@hairygrape
Almost as big as his nose.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@hairygrape
About the same as his nose

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Garbage Can Lid
@Crazy_Nice
kek

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fried_Sushi
How was the joke in japanese?
www?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
P5 has the best personas design-wise, the fuck you on?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@DeathDog
not with those ultimates they don't

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberfire
Mishima didn't exist in the Japanese version.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
P5 Crimson is in the works and should be released in Japan at the start of 2019, the US localization should arrive in the spring of 2020.

@Raving_Cute
We are considering either snowy Hokkaido, tropical Okinawa and rural Kyoto. Snowy Hokkaido is currently the favorite as our team wants to emulate a winter Inaba feel. We have considered placing it in the UK however that option is being considered for Persona 7, we've already prepared expedition trips to the Lake District.

@happy_sad
In the works. The first PV should be released in December. If everything goes to schedule, it should be out next summer.

@hairygrape
Big as his nose, of course.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Soejima has already started working on basic character designs, the names haven't been confirmed yet. The only thing we're working on in regards to Persona 7 is either to set it in Japan or the United Kingdom, and we need to confirm that before we do anything else so you won't be hearing much about it for now.

P6's theme will either be balance or redemption.

Nojokur
Nojokur

it's an autistic roleplayer episode

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nojokur
What would a non-autistic role player be like?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@cum2soon
not like this @Garbage Can Lid

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Garbage Can Lid
I better be on P7's soundtrack you mug.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@192646127
We have considered placing it in the UK
sigh, why can't we get someone who doesn't give themselves away so easily? you're a fucking idiot dude, no (U) for you

Playboyize
Playboyize

I miss fuukafag

King_Martha
King_Martha

I miss goro's mommy

Inmate
Inmate

@PurpleCharger
do you expect the autists of /pg/ to be consistent in their shitposting? that's a pretty high expectation

@Playboyize
Hi Fuukafag

massdebater
massdebater

@Garbage Can Lid
You gotta work on your roleplaying a little my man. They would have the location set by now.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Just a friendly reminder that Makoto Niijima is P5 Protagonist's canon lover

Just like Yukari is the canon love interest for P3 and Yu of P4 is canonically a gigolo.

Story canon is the only canon, social links/confidants are fluff that canon always ignores and is never referenced in the story or spin-offs.

Makoto is the only one romantically involved to Akira (P5 Protagonist) in the story and is pushed harder than even Yukari was in P3 as the love interest.

Makoto is also canonically the most popular P5 female by a massive margin and is the most loved female character by the P5 dev team.

That is all, enjoy being informed now.

Methshot
Methshot

Sex with long haired Naoto

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Gigastrength
Actually harem is canon for P3, P4 Yu is oblivious (originally Marie was canon till Atlus saw everyone hates her) and Joker's canon hasn't been stated yet

takes2long
takes2long

@Gigastrength
Thanks
At which point in the game is makoto showing love interest to joker?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

15 year old Detective Prince.

Inmate
Inmate

@Lunatick
Fellas, I'm in love what do I do now?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methshot
I hope P5 Arena uses her long hair design

cum2soon
cum2soon

18 year old Detective Prince.

FastChef
FastChef

@PurpleCharger
N-No! It can't be set in anywhere but Japan and America because I say so!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

someone give me a list of all the current shitposters in /pg/

idontknow
idontknow

@Boy_vs_Girl
all me

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Boy_vs_Girl
Someone update this
@Inmate
Get out while you still can. This is no place for Hifumifags.

farquit
farquit

I hope Kanji really does like boipuccy, because that's what he's gonna be eating from now on now that Souji stole his bitch!

JunkTop
JunkTop

@farquit
Souji

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Boy_vs_Girl
We'll start then.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Gigastrength
I remember when posts like these would derail entire threads. I'm glad we've gotten over that.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@hairygrape
Alright /pg/, you have your template. Now fill it up.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@AwesomeTucker
Pregnant Ann would be the best Ann!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Ignoramus
my sides

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

there will never be an optional superboss where you have to ignore one social link in your main party all game and never level him past one but find out at the end that he killed the normal final boss by himself and now wants to kill you because of the neglect your group showed him

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen
That's stupid. The P3/P4 casts have Personas, their hearts cant be stolen

askme
askme

@eGremlin
We don't know exactly what was written but Nanako said she's a Phantom phangirl at the end so it wasn't a threat from PT.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BunnyJinx
Leave Yukiko alone

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Deadlyinx
i dont see DAN Naoto or Yuko anywhere in this picture

Bidwell
Bidwell

Obligatory Makoto post

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
Interesting. Shame the release date is so far off

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@eGremlin
Magic bullshit

FastChef
FastChef

@Spazyfool
Goro becomes the Aeon arcana in Crimson

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methshot
The only good Naoto.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef
not morgana

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@happy_sad
Fuck it, I'll bite and make my contribution.

Tell me what I'm missing.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
why isnt naoto connected for yuko you monster

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@askme
Nanako is 12 when the PT stuff goes down. She'd have a tween crush on Joker except for time traveling bullshit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Fuzzy_Logic
This is cute.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Quick Ann claim.
Model.
Compassionate.
Proud. Love her.

Takamaki Tuesday!

@Emberburn
Agreed.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yu and Joker feuding over Nanako
fund it

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Ignoramus
that mouth
vomitinggirl.png

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

>>192650825
You forgot your not before good

RavySnake
RavySnake

@FastChef
I didn't say so, the devs did.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fuzzy_Logic
Have they actually confirmed when P5 takes place? The only hint we got was them mentioning that Rise's sex appeal has increased exponentially since hitting 20 years old.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Bidwell
2016,the calendar matches up 1:1 to that year

Inmate
Inmate

@CouchChiller
Filtered

Flameblow
Flameblow

@MPmaster
Sorry, I thought it might not be the best. Have a consolation Ann.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Remember to back up any important data on your hard drive regularly! Data loss is no joke.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CouchChiller
There.

Inmate
Inmate

@Inmate
thanks for the (you) kiddo

Techpill
Techpill

@massdebater
Adachi is a mary sue
Literally spent 0 time training his Persona yet it's harder than anything fought up to that point.
What a fucking hacker

Skullbone
Skullbone

@MPmaster
losing reaction images

meh

RumChicken
RumChicken

@MPmaster
From some one who did lose all of his reaction images once, you don't have to tell me twice.

@Skullbone
losing rare as fuck pics of your waifu.
Worse than death.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Techpill
Because his Persona was a fragment of Izanami

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BunnyJinx
Haru!

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
Dude he sucked
Not to mention that Izanami partly was manipulating him

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
who cares, the bitch isn't even real

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RumChicken
Are you the Annposter who posted about this recently? Pretty sure he lost images of her anyway. But I'm sorry to hear that.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
Give him a break. Data loss can be devastating.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Bidwell
I am a Makotofag

@Stark_Naked
She's real in my heart.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

russian roulette takoyaki
figure its a charm bonus
opt to eat it
goro comes over and fucking steals it
some school festival

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nojokur
Rise's age also lines up

askme
askme

Updated.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@askme
use this image for the grooletariat

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
Sorted, now what else can I add?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
What does conscious shitposter even mean

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why are we making a new chart when we have a perfectly good one?

takes2long
takes2long

@CodeBuns
Add the chart itself under the forced meme section.

Inmate
Inmate

@Ignoramus
i don't know, i just took it straight from the old diagram.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
Ah, I see. I remembered seeing someone say they lost all their images here sometime recently and I wasn't sure if it was you or someone else.
Got a imminent hard drive failure notice like a year ago and it's finally starting to die
Don't have the money to buy a new internal drive
Nearly everything is backed up but I'm sweating, man.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Carnalpleasure
It's fun

RumChicken
RumChicken

@CodeBuns
Gave it a try as well, here's the labour of my autism. Horsefucker groo and aligatorfucker ryuji are a must, but i don't have the relevant pics.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RumChicken
I thought fuukafag wasn't a record scratcher?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Who is /pg/'s favorite P5 shadow?

Kaneshiro is best bad guy no contest. Wassup yo!
No really not only is he close to age to the PT, his shadow never said anything stupid or contradictory, only revealing his right to trample on the weak as he had been trampled upon when he was at the bottom, and his fear of becoming weak in that kind of society.
This is in sharp contrast to his actions in the real world, where he smuggles drugs and tricks dumb shits like Makoto.
Immediately after beating his shadow, the real Kaneshiro immediately also cancels out the PT's debt to him. Unlike other targets, the calendar still keeps going but he already confirmed he wont harm them immediately, as soon as the day after.

Honorable mention. Shadow Madarame's speech before you fight him woke me up. What he said about "the money" made me reflect on the actions of a 3DPD woman I liked in the past. What he said about art was so true about 3D as well. And it was so cool how he delivered it, as I couldn't see any crime from his shadow's perspective.

@Carnalpleasure
I think the only thing the old one was missing was Sae and Sae x Takemi poster.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@iluvmen
That was a gag retard

WebTool
WebTool

@CouchChiller
this. it's already confirmed to be a p2/p5 thing

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Burnblaze
Kamoshida for sure.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CouchChiller
You're a retard, gag.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Ignoramus
I saw the lewd version, I agree with @MPmaster

Emberburn
Emberburn

@WebTool
Actually P2 is confirmed for a crossover with Danganronpa and Raving Rabbids.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Ignoramus
I'm gonna guess people who know they're shitposting, except that doesn't make sense since 9/10 times if you're shitposting then you know you're doing it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberburn
what is danganronpa

Playboyize
Playboyize

@RumChicken
ESL retard here. What does "letariat" mean?

Techpill
Techpill

@Methnerd
Don't worry. The good writing staff did that for us.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Garbage Can Lid
It's Persona

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid
A kart racer from Ubisoft

likme
likme

@Garbage Can Lid
Shit

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Garbage Can Lid
It's the Annfags favorite game series.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Garbage Can Lid
A shitty Persona kart racer from Ubisoft

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Playboyize
i love her

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Garbage Can Lid
A slur on Ron Paul

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Garbage Can Lid
I'll go ask them

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Garbage Can Lid
Buy utawarerumono 2 and 3 instead.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Ignoramus
You mean dangling grandpa?

viagrandad
viagrandad

haru?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Garbage Can Lid
SAW for man children

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PurpleCharger
Why is Ray Romano underwater again?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberfire
You just reminded me to get tickets for Jigsaw, thanks user.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
After the last season he didn't know what to do anymore.
Speaking of Ray Romano Underwater, I wonder whatever happened to Korean Zombie Desk Car. I recall watching it as it was ongoing then I got busy and it slipped off my radar.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Garbage Can Lid
it's a game where you run around and collect underwear, solving mysteries along the way.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I say this is making really good progress.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stupidasole
It's even worse now.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Techpill
I'm glad my waifu isnt well-liked by /pg/. I see what happens to them when such is not so.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
Has a good cast.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
I haven't seen the lolikotoposter(s) in a long time so it might be safe to remove it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
So, Persona 3-5

takes2long
takes2long

@Stupidasole
I am fairly certain that sadist sae is not an actual meme.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Raving_Cute
That's what I like to hear

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stupidasole
t. I made these memes

TechHater
TechHater

@GoogleCat
Which cast had not-Yu?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@GoogleCat
that same face
that many worst girls

TechHater
TechHater

@Playboyize
It means something along the lines of the lowest class or citizen.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TechHater
Goro looks like Hanazono Seiji
Not Light Yagami
Come on.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TechHater
Google no Images

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TechHater
3, which wasn't a game, it was an anime. Which is different from v3 which is something else entirely because the series has gone full Metal Gear

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
Danganronpa 3.

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater
I understand now, thanks.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I want to fuck a reasonably attractive Ann cosplay slut. Where do I start?

5mileys
5mileys

@Snarelure
Somebody link the twitter girl, you know the one.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@GoogleCat
people unironically "enjoy" this series

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TechHater
@Playboyize
Proletariat is a term for working-class people.
The revolutionaries in Russia that started the Soviet Union were considered proletariat

takes2long
takes2long

i wish the phansite forum posts were more consistent. half of them are leddit, a fourth are 2006 memer XDs and the rest are typical shitposters found in your local /pg/

eGremlin
eGremlin

@takes2long
Do you think Fuukafag posts there?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Judgment Day is upon us

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Well /pg/ for the first time ever I jerked it to a Persona waifu. Have I reached the point of no return?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Burnblaze
Which one?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Burnblaze
this new

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Burnblaze
What the fuck? Are you literally 11 years old or something? What took you so long to whack off to a fictional character?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

goro's persona
he's only available for this one dungeon isnt he?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Supergrass
I dont want to answer, that's how waifu wars start

@Playboyize
@JunkTop
22 years old. I've avoided it up to now because it felt weird as fuck

askme
askme

@JunkTop
Jesus

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Firespawn
Tfw there's only 1 good Makoto X Saw X Joker doujin

King_Martha
King_Martha

@w8t4u
JUST FUCKING TELL US

YOU'LL CAUSE MORE SHIT BY LETTING US SPECULATE

TreeEater
TreeEater

@King_Martha
Nanako, alright?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@King_Martha
Seething

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Persona vs Capcom when?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
*are no good
menage a trois are garbage

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Playboyize
@Need_TLC
Originally Prolitarii was a term in Rome for the lowest possible class. Lemme break down the Roman caste structure real quick
Patrician: The first founding families of the original Roman tribesmen. Not necessarily rich but their birth status basically required their voice to be heard above all others. Any Patrician of significant wealth was practically guaranteed to hold high political office provided he wasn't completely fucking retard, and even then sometimes he did if he shouted loud enough. Certain Patrician families also claimed to trace their lineage to the gods. Julius Caesar claims he was descended from Venus.
Plebeian: Not necessarily poor, but simply any citizen of Rome who was not Patrician. Plebeians ranked from piss poor to the embarrassingly rich. They could hold any office but basically fought harsh opposition for even existing from conservative Patricians. They also had a unique office called the "tribune of the plebs" in the plebeian assembly, which allowed 10 specific plebeians to interpose a veto on literally anything from a speech in a public place to a war being waged.
Proliterii: Roman citizens that owned no land or slaves and could not read any language either Latin or Greek. In the early republic Proliterii could not serve in the military as owning land and buying your own equipment was required. The lack of ability to share in war spoils was essentially a method of keeping the poor suppressed, but when they were finally drafted in to service they had a nasty habit of being more loyal to their general than to Rome, leading to decades of civil war. The terminology comes from being illiterate, someone who can't read is in favour of learning to read hence "pro-literate"

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@w8t4u
It took him this long to whack it to 2D
What the fuck is wrong with you?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@King_Martha
it was ann x goro ntr

takes2long
takes2long

@King_Martha
Yukiko

@TreeEater
YOU'RE NOT ME

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@King_Martha
It was Kawakami

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Daily reminder that Oasisfags aren't going to leave until Atlus gives us what we want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v03BtEzQMxw

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
What image(s)?

WebTool
WebTool

@w8t4u
22 years old
Nigga I remember exactly witch image took my 2D virginity when I was 13.
Good days.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@hairygrape
This is a blue board, user.
stay away from my waifu

JunkTop
JunkTop

@viagrandad
Came here to shitpost, instead I got some more knawladge. Thanks, user!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
Yep.

@BinaryMan
tfw push the UK meme but not an Oasismemer
I wouldn't mind if they never set a game in the UK though. Japanese people like thinking that the UK is still stuck in Victorian times, and while I guess it'd be neat seeing something like that, I would want it set in slightly more modern times.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@JunkTop
Why do Joker and Narukami put dumb shit on their shelves when they can fill it up with KNAWLEDGE.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles
Link it, obviously.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BinaryMan
@WebTool

I was a Chad in high school and all my buddies would make fun of weebs and JRPGs
Peer pressure kept me from entering the world of Persona until about a year ago

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BinaryMan
Good luck with that. Do you know how skewed the view of Britain is from Japan? They still think London is white as snow.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PurpleCharger
http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/4a5274c0adc29ffefb651edc1340a2ad/1559423%20-%20Chie_Satonaka%20Megami_Tensei%20Persona_4%20Yukiko_Amagi.jpg

askme
askme

Does anyone have the Izanami over Marie pictures? She's cute as fuck.

Inmate
Inmate

@RumChicken
I will look and report back to you my opinions in 4-5 hours. Look forward to it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
Wow, step up your fucking game man. That's shit's basic.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sir_Gallonhead
Damn dude, I'm sorry. You should have enjoyed yourself in your own time.

@Spazyfool
It was so fucking funny hearing my old west indies friend telling me "My dad and I always play this game when we go to London. It's called 'spot the white person'. It can take a long time for one of us to win". This was years ago in high school too.

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
yep
god i hate that shit. i remember playing p3fes the first time and grinding shadow the hedgehog for two hours before him promptly getting fucking shot

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
He thinks that is bad

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spamalot
Being gay

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@RumChicken
Yukikofags

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Inmate
I look forward to our continued correspondence.

@CouchChiller
It just felt more 'canon' to me because the edit was so well done I can't get off to hentai thats retardedly disproportionate or out of character

@Sir_Gallonhead
What did you mean by this

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BlogWobbles
we've all had your waifu user. in every hole. she's used goods

takes2long
takes2long

junpei yusuku or ryuji

Emberfire
Emberfire

@takes2long
Chie.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sir_Gallonhead
If he had posted Ohya, we'd need the jaws of life to pull your foot out of your mouth

Soft_member
Soft_member

@takes2long
Junpei.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperGod
Tell that to Jake.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@takes2long
Junpei

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
What did you mean by this
I think you know exactly what I mean.

takes2long
takes2long

Naooooooooooto

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@farquit
meant for @Harmless_Venom

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

HOW MANY FUCKING GIANT BURGERS DO I NEED TO EAT FOR RANK 5 GUTS
THIS IS RIDICULOUS

girlDog
girlDog

Post snarky Aigis.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@viagrandad
neat

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@farquit
The post implied condescending tone while the picture implied consensus with my waifu taste.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@girlDog
aigis has really good lines and faces in the manga

Illusionz
Illusionz

Ladies and gentlemen, the SHO is about...TO BEGIN!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StrangeWizard
The real question is how you gain no weight from all that.

Persona characters really do have killer metabolism.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@takes2long
da man

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Illusionz
SHO TAIMU DA

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CodeBuns
'sup dude?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperWish
A magic curse. All the burgers Joker eats, and all the crepes Ann eats, go to Haru

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Gigastrength
Naoto's chest*

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spazyfool
That was a curse from the IT's forays into Aiya.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Illusionz
Over twenty pounds of breast and chest.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Kawaclaimed.
Kawawriter here.

farquit
farquit

Over 40 pounds of silicon and silicone.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@kizzmybutt
I didn't intend to sound condescending.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I got Haru pregnant... and I'm scared shitless!!!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
In that case, well met, friend

takes2long
takes2long

Oh shit. Persona 5 Piano Solo Sheet Music book is coming! This is the news we were all waiting for!
http://personacentral.com/persona-5-piano-solo-sheet-music-announced-november-20-2017/

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
Kaneshiro's voice is surprisingly soothing

Evilember
Evilember

@farquit
Yukiko hearing she can get a good character arc

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Evilember
Character arcs are a meme.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
I fucking loved him as Krishna in apocalypse.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I am DONE playing nice

say one more mean thing about my friends and see what happens.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@takes2long
How long will it take me to learn the piano?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spamalot
Your friends are dumb! DUMB!!!!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spamalot
Every single one of your "friends" is a poser.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@girlDog
The fuck is wrong with the designer? He even copied foreign barker.
Joking aside all characters below have the same eyes and all the ones above who aren't hueg have the same angry eyes.

Snarky Aigis is even better when you read it out in her voice. So good.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
YOU'RE dumb

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberfire
t Yukikofag

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@ZeroReborn
Foreign Barker

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

god i hate /pg/ so much, why do I even still come here

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Burnblaze
Same.

WebTool
WebTool

youre just being a baby

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Burnblaze
You wanna be next to us

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
Why don't you Change Your Way?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

1. you get to go into the persona world to be with your waifu, or bring her to our world, your choice. But you must post on /pg/ every day and make every new thread. If you forget to make a thread and /pg/ dies, for even a second, you instantly get ejected and lose all memories of your waifu.

2. a good doujin catering to exactly your fetish and your favourite characters gets made. uncensored, translated, in color if you want.

3. the genuine sayuri

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Garbage Can Lid
inb4 all ritual posters picked option 1 sometime in the past.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Garbage Can Lid
how do i know 1 hasnt already happened

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
It's weird. I thought colour would be better but for some reason it's just not. It's always better in black and white.

Emberburn
Emberburn

So whats a good Lizard army? My current army is just Temple Guards, Stegadons, Kroxigars, and some fireleech teradons.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Playboyize
If you accept then you are in competition with other waifufags who also chose 1, since only one person can make a new thread at a time.

It's not an easy life, but I see potential in you. yes.. you have the "wild card". I believe you can do it.

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
Shitty colorists.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberburn
whoops wrong board

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
Option 1. I would just buy a Veeky Forums pass and code a bot that detected the moment the thread hit its image limit.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I want to go back to high school, date and impregnate Kawakami, go and secretly visit her in her apartment and, later, in hospital and marry right after graduating.

TechHater
TechHater

@Need_TLC
implying that kawakami is able to get pregnant.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tfw no shogi gf

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
I can't fucking stand Kawakami in her maid outfit. She looks like some chinese knockoff barbie doll

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

who /sexwithfutaba/ here?

Inmate
Inmate

@CodeBuns
Hold it, you are nicked

5mileys
5mileys

@takes2long
Fucking rad.

The P4 one is fantastic at points, but it's missing a few essential selections like smile, the almighty, and traumerei. I don't know why they included the fucking nighttime shop theme over those songs. And the ROttT arrangement is shit. Never more, corridor, fog, and i'll face myself are all fantastic though.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@CodeBuns
remains silent for 3 dialogue options.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@CodeBuns
Futaba is not sexually appealing to me.

idontknow
idontknow

@Garbage Can Lid
@Lord_Tryzalot
ill pick 1 and do my best

idontknow
idontknow

@Spamalot
i want to romance this makoto

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
Congratulate yourself on your fine taste.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

We need to get to 250 images before the thread hits autosage.

massdebater
massdebater

@Inmate
You too, can become a chuunibyou shogi star.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@ZeroReborn
It's called a bump limit newfriend.

Evilember
Evilember

Bow before the prince of Junes, /pg/.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evilember
He's the most popular Persona character outside Aigis or any Player Characters.

farquit
farquit

@Evilember
Yosuke? More like, yo so gay

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
Did we ever find out who /vg/thread/192571762#p192596641 was referring to?

@kizzmybutt
Doubt.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
I hate that you're probably right

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evilember
@Poker_Star
reminder

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TalkBomber
@StonedTime
be Foreign Barker
continuing to suffer in the promise land
realize that your voice is smooth af
go to Arlus hq
try out as a seiyū
they give him a weird look
suddenly finds himself in Atlus USA
gets to voice a nip tub of lard and a Hindu fucboi

Being Foreign Barker is a wild ride

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Burnblaze
@Poker_Star
Why do you think Yosuke was the second announced Persona character for BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TreeEater
applying real world logic to wacky anime shenanigans
What is wrong with you?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
there is no such thing as age of consent in anime

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
Well I made an attempt to write a story about Joker fucking his demonfus, but it turned out to be middle school-tier fiction. Besides practice, how do you get around that?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Bidwell
The power of fujoshi is stronger than the power of otaku

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Boy_vs_Girl
Do you mean the one with Pixie, Alice, Scabath, Cybele, Ishtar and one more that I can't remember?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Would Kim Jong Un be a Phanboy?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Phantom is from Sumaru City!

happy_sad
happy_sad

Does anyone say “fuck” at some point in the eng dub?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Snarelure
Yeah, the idea was that Joker is alone in mementos, getting "special treatment" from pixie, causing Cybele to break out and retaliate. One thing leads to another and all of the demonfus listed here /vg/thread/191422118#p191479761 fuck Joker while Ishtar watches in the corner.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@happy_sad
They tried their best to get a T rating in the USA and failed.

How the hell did they do that.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
In the anime Kanji says "shut the fuck up" or something of that sort after the hot spring shenanigans

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@happy_sad
Shinji does iirc
I think Ryuji said it like once.

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberburn
Rude.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@happy_sad
I know Ryuji says it once but I can't remember if it's actually voiced.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
I'm so happy to have been part of the Persona started at 3 generation. I just don't get it.
All these incredible characters from Persona 4, like Adachi, Dojima, Nanako, Naoto before you dissect her character, our bro Kanji, Rise, Yukiko, meat dimension girl, et cetera.
Yet these people >chose the guy who can only cast garu, doesn't have agi skills yet has a third tier persona that has a star for a head
Maybe they need to buy more games with Yuri in it as it seems they haven't heard enough of his voice yet.

@happy_sad
Kaneshiro's mafia when they kidnap Makoto. Only Ryuji says eff.

girlDog
girlDog

@viagrandad
It's only in a text message iirc.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@girlDog
@viagrandad
Yeah, he says it once in a text but that's it. I'm guessing his voice actor didn't wanna swear or something along those lines.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@happy_sad
Kaneshiro's guys tell Makoto to get the fuck in the car

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Explain.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperGod
Fellow P4fag, i feel you. Yosuke was funny (I loved the whole main cast), but got pretty annoying after awhile.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Emberburn
This is too far, even for /pg/

5mileys
5mileys

The Investigation Team: Detroit's Teenage Vigilantes!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
Which one of you fellers is the REAL Foreign Barker?!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Gigastrength
Clearly it's Kan-G in the middle there.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
Imma get on this TV mamma
Imma Imma break shit down
Imma make sure these light-skinned niggas
Never, ever, never come back in style

Emberburn
Emberburn

@5mileys
I gotta admit, the guy who plays Yosuke does look like he would be the goofball of the group

FastChef
FastChef

@New_Cliche
Oh I'm thinking of a different one that explicitly had 6 demons, and they took turns in groups of 3.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'm not sure how much I can help because I'm not the best smut writer but I'd say:
1. Make the writing sexy
Don't just write: "They got naked and then he started licking her and then put it in, etc."
It's best to give less details and just insinuate some things. If you gotta write smut, make it so you paint a broad word picture and let the reader fill in the blanks

2. Don't be afraid to use dialog
Dialog can sometimes work wonders not only in giving context to a situation but how the people involved feel about it. I've seen sex scenes written with nothing BUT direct dialog, so that can help you make it better.

3. Innuendos are your friends
Sassy dialog with double entendres and innuendos can make a scene seem much more involved. Coy dirty talking enriches the experince, while also leaving the finer details to a reader's imagination.

4. Compliance and cooperation
If it's gonna be a group scene, make the characters interact with everyone, not only the "victim". Maybe them playfully competing over who does what or whose turn it is might make the characters seem more involved in the activity. Sometimes even pet names can make characters seem more interested.

5. Research
If all else fails maybe some research into the actual deities, creatures and figures can give you some insight in how they're supposed to sound and what you can use to flesh them out.

That's really all I can think of to make it better. Again, I'm not really much of a writer so, especially with mature content, so I'm sure there's someone else that could coach you better, these are just my opinions.

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
3. Innuendos are your friends

In some cases, I agree. But in instances were it would not fit the character (Makoto, Yukiko, Kanji, Yusuke for example), avoid them. A big part of good 'fanfic' smut is making it believable.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Anyone has that greentext where Joker is fucking Makoto and Sae is listening in the other room while crying?

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
I can do you one better.
Lolikoto is cleaning up the toys in her room like a good girl
She grabs her teddy bear by its head
Ryuji teleports into the room
FOR REAL?!?!!?
Lolikoto tries to run, but catches her dress on a wayward nail poking from Sae's DYI rocking chair, made so that she can tell Lolikoto bedtime stories
Her dress tears off completely
The sight powers Ryuji's dick to newfound heights
His cock tears through his pants, revealing his hard dick
He teleports in front of Lolikoto and shoves his dick inside her gasping mouth with one thrust
The feeling was so effin good that he came with the force of the hiroshima bomb
the door opens

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Boy_vs_Girl
I don't have much advice besides general writing advice. I also don't read much erotic stuff. The only thing I've seen that really bugged me is bad innuendos and cliched terms. I read a piece where a character having an orgasm was simply described as "riding the waves of pleasure," and nearly fell asleep. Describe what people are actually feeling. In fact, you might want to describe the things someone is feeling more than stating what's being done to them, since you'll usually be killing two birds in one stone.

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember
The feeling was so effin good
kek

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evilember
The door opens
Sae, in her Shujin uniform, stands in shock
Ryuji's heating up
Ryuji spins with Lolikoto still attached to his dick, flinging her into Sae
Lolikoto spews semen mid-air, coating Sae but missing Ryuji
Lolikoto grabs Sae's skirt as she falls, tearing it off by sheer force of Ryuji's launch
Ryuji gets hyper charged
He takes a runner's start
Sae is still in confusion, Lolikoto is on the ground
Ryuji fires himself off his good leg alone, penetrating Sae's pussy as he tears through he panties
His seed explodes and overflows onto Lolikoto
Sae faints from his force
Lolikoto gets up
Ryuji looks at her
She opens her mouth
"moar"
Fin.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef
Don't really remember that one desu, but I think someone else might have been doing something with that.
@kizzmybutt
Thank you for the tips, I'm not sure how dedicated to this fic I want to be, but I'll keep them in mind. I think my biggest issue is definitely my vocabulary as I noticed that I tend to repeat a lot of words and phrases throughout it.
@Playboyize
That's also a good point, I've tried using my female friends description of sex to help give me a better idea of how to describe it from the demonfus' perspective, but I feel that its those descriptions that make the writing seem juvenile.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
Don't really remember that one desu, but I think someone else might have been doing something with that.
It's a fic from ages ago that only I was really invested in.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Strip Poker writefag, please come back and finish what you started

girlDog
girlDog

@Techpill
Well, I was mostly talking about what he could use for his specific problem (group bang demonfus scene). Naturally making a character sound legit is top priority in getting invested in that character unless outright stated ooc bullshit (which, even then, isn't too worth it in my opinion).

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nude_Bikergirl
If you're writing from the female perspective, remember that sex is more mental for them. It's not just "he fucked my pussy REALLY hard and it felt SO GOOD." No idea what you're going for in your writing but girls are generally more submissive and more interested in their partner. For demons it's a little interesting because their power is different to humans, but they're still feminine in mind.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish
remember that sex is more mental for them
Do you speak for all women?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperWish
remember that sex is more mental for them.
Is there an example of this I can read?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
For demons it's a little interesting because their power is different to humans, but they're still feminine in mind.
Sonny. Why did you abandon me?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@kizzmybutt
50 shades, any of the common romance books. There's a reason these are popular instead of video porn. Think of what sort of dirty talk a girl would like and you'll have a good idea what mindset they're in during sex.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nude_Bikergirl
If you want to write from their perspective, there's what @SniperWish
says about how women generally get more invested in the mental/psychological part of sex but you'd do well to keep in mind that demons and monsters, in fiction, love their superiority over the weak humans. So the more powerful demonfus might revel in using their abilities to mess around with Joker, like casting charm spells, using Zio to stimulate him some way or simply using their wiles to tease him. Demons, especially those related to less divine roles, are usually tricky and/or mischievous, which might lend itself well to your writing. Even then lording their so-called superiority oever him and then getting dicked good and being shocked by that can work really well.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
I've tried using my female friends description of sex to help give me a better idea of how to describe it

why not ask them to gangdom you and say it's for your research?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperWish
more interested in their partner.
i cant imagine a woman being interested in me

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lunatick
Dammit, I don't come to /pg/ to feel sad user, I come to feel mad

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I want Yukiko to cast a spell on me.
Specifically, the power to shape shift at will and maybe super speed or flight.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@New_Cliche
I want to put my ring on Yukiko's finger [/spoiler and live with her all our lives

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
I want to put my dick in her mouth.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@hairygrape
and live with her all our lives
W-who's the third person? Are you a conjoined twin/

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Techpill
Sod off, git

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@hairygrape
Yukiko is strictly for pump and dump, followed by pump and dump two years down the line when she hasn't had a partner since and is thirsty as fuck

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperGod
reading comprehension
Clearly referring to Yukiko's and my own

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Stark_Naked
I'm sorry to hear that.
@SniperWish
@Snarelure
That's actually a fantastic idea, I was kind of just projecting generic personality types onto all of them, but making them lore accurate would really spice it up. As for the perspective, I think I'll be doing it from Joker's perspective since it'll be easier to get a single first person account of the demons.
@Stark_Naked
Meant to say friend's and not plural. Also due to our relationship, I have no interest in researching her, but I catch your drift.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Nude_Bikergirl
No, she's wife material.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@lostmypassword
memegeneratorDOTnet
Wew laddie

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nude_Bikergirl
See
@lostmypassword

@BinaryMan
I like you user

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'm comprehending it right dumbass. What you should've wrote was "and live together all our lives." The way it is now means there's her, you and one other person.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Gigastrength
Mr. Morooka posts on /pg/
Finally, a quality poster

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Ignoramus
Joker won the first hand. He dared everyone to fuck him
They did and it was sexy.
The end.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@VisualMaster
That'll do for now. Here's a rare Adachi for your trouble

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i love my waifu so much

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sharpcharm
I love my waifu too, user

takes2long
takes2long

Luster candy is introduced into persona
How badly does this break the difficulty?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@VisualMaster
But that isn't adachi
that's a character that's actually entertaining

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Spamalot
0/10 Call up Eikichi for make up tips.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sharpcharm
Me too!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Delete this right now. Yukiko is deserving of love

5mileys
5mileys

@takes2long
It would eradicate any renaming difficulty persona 5 had left, that's for sure. But how would you feel about being able to buff and debuff multiple times like in mainline?

Inmate
Inmate

@Spamalot
This pic makes me happy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@takes2long
breaks persona just like it broke SMT after the second time it was used in a game

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
Yukiko is for marrying and cuddling.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Spamalot
tfw never will be able to run comfy rural inn with lovely Persona-using wife and children

Hold me /pg/

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Inmate
@Snarelure
People like to meme about handholding, but hugging is really under appreciated.
I want to get hugged by a cute persona girl.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@w8t4u
True, but rarely do guys and girls who are just friends hold hands. Hugs are far more common and thus less of a novelty

captcha: closed privates

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@w8t4u
Which girl is the best hugger?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
@massdebater
@Snarelure
Every just missed that it's Shadow Chie

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Spazyfool
Door-tan

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Burnblaze
But she doesn't exist.

massdebater
massdebater

@hairygrape
Just like your waifu.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@hairygrape
Neither do you

Firespawn
Firespawn

Do I seriously have to remind you retards that we're all just the machinations of one superintelligent ultra AI that is merely pretending?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Burnblaze
Who?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I summon you, Wada!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
We are all figments of Aigis' imagination?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Firespawn
You are, I'm not.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Burnblaze
I just finished panning through the previous /pg/ threads via the link in the OP looking for a Sae with Makoto's clothes and hair. And concluded its actually been more fun here than in whole other boards.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sharpcharm
That's exactly what we want yourself to think, me

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Poker_Star
No, I'm different. I'm just in Hell.

@Flameblow
There are still the porn boards, though.

idontknow
idontknow

You ever felt like?

takes2long
takes2long

@Spazyfool
Maya obviously.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Stop being mean! She is a lovely girl!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RavySnake
Stop using -tan with her you ironic weeb

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Carnalpleasure
What do you want to call her?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@LuckyDusty
-tan is for little kids and mascots. Use -chan or -kun.

Yuka-tan
Atlus USA you suck, I know you're lurking

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

CANON

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Spamalot
@Carnalpleasure
Who cares?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Best boy is actually best girl.

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
This would be way hotter if Anne was watching and goading them on. And also if she was Ryuji's gf

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Burnblaze
You should care

askme
askme

@Spamalot
I love her!

TechHater
TechHater

What did she mean by this?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Fuuka and the girls come downstairs and ask me to make hot chocolate
I agree and go downstairs to make it
I pour milk into a pot, then dump the broken up chocolate into it and sprinkle it with a bit of cinnamon
At that exact moment, I take the laxatives that I bought from Paulownia Mall and break them up, before throwing them in and stirring it
I then pour the mix into the cups, adding a blob of cream with a sprinkle of cinnamon before taking it upstairs
I knock on the door and Fuuka answers, her face lights up as the aroma of the hot chocolate enters her nostrils
Yukari comes up from behind and takes one
"Thank god, Junpei is being such an asshole today...thanks"
Fuuka takes two cups and gives one to Mitsuru, who thanked me in advance
I walk off before hearing a sly Junpei say "Heeeeeey, what the hell are 'ya doing in Fuuka-tan's room?"
Yukari tells Junpei to shut the fuck up and slams the door in his face
A few hours later, I hear a scream
The moment has arrived
Yukari screams for help
I burst through the door to see Fuuka convulsing on the floor while crying
I immediately notice the trail of splattered shit across the floor and the giant brown stain on Fuuka's skirt
Mitsuru bursts out the door and heads for the ladies' room, locking herself in
Yukari screams "NO!!! MITSURU!!!" as she buckles to the floor outside the toilet
A loud "UUUURRRGGHHHHHH" can be heard from the toilet
At this time, Akihiko walks in, observes the situation and leaves the dorm
I go back to the dorm to see chunks of shit and puddles of piss covering Fuuka's carpet
She's curled up in a ball and crying her eyes out in the corner of the room
I run back downstairs to hear Mitsuru still groaning in the bathroom as Yukari lies down on the floor sobbing outside, her clothes removed as to prevent them from being stained by the messy situation at hand
Lumps of crap cover her ass, legs and surrounding carpet
I laugh loudly

And that is how I got expelled from Gekkoukan High.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@192682925

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RumChicken
@Harmless_Venom
I have now looked at the image, and can say it's alright. I'm not one to judge your tastes. This is definitely the kind of image you would jack off to first to lose your 2D virginity.

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
same here

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nude_Bikergirl
Oh shit, I forgot about the time I got Yuko drunk, had her shit into a bowl and I placed it in my crack, before having her press her asscheeks against mine and yo-yo the turd between us.

Shit's crazy man.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Burnblaze
I hadn't been here since the game released in NA, other than the concert night, but have lurked a little in the past week.

This place is really different now.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Burnblaze
Fair enough. Like I said, it felt more 'canon' since it was so closely blended into the original content.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fuzzy_Logic
i miss this
is May /pg/ finally back

likme
likme

@kizzmybutt
no

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Goodnight, /pg/.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Supergrass
just when i thought /pg/ couldn't get any worse

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TechHater
I'm in the zone now. Give me more stimulation.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Supergrass
STOP

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Supergrass
What the fuck is wrong with you.
What is wrong with this general.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Pleaes just ignore him. Please

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Supergrass
t. Harufag

MPmaster
MPmaster

The replies chastising him just want more. I want more too.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Fuck this fucking general, I'm out
see you all tomorrow

farquit
farquit

@Garbage Can Lid
Wait for me, user! Let's go get lunch or something.

likme
likme

@TechHater
She wants to make Joker beautiful. She wants him in a dress and then she wants that dress on the floor. She wants to RAVAGE him.

It's all very symbolic.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
But she's talking to Yusuke...

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Poker_Star
TO Yusuke ABOUT Joker.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@farquit
Not him, but where the fuck do you live that it's lunch time

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Glasses > Not glasses

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
One night I'm helping Junpei clean his room
I really need to take a shit because of the meat skewers
I tell him I need to go to the restroom and he says "Yeah sure man"
Opening the door to the toilet, I notice a sketchbook next to the sink
Was that the thing Junpei was looking for?
I take it and sit my fat ass down in the cubicle
As I take my dump, I flip through the pages and notice it belongs to a "Chidori Yoshino"
Some of these are actually really good
Just as I finish squeezing the last chunk of crap out, water splashes up and hits my ass
comeon.jpg
Without noticing, I tear one of the pages out of the sketchbook and proceed to wipe my ass with it
I look back at the torn page and stop
Oh fuck
I slowly pull my hand back up to assess the damage
There is now a giant skid mark, complete with little nuggets of shit and wet spots thanks to my sweaty ass on Chidori's portrait of Junpei
I'm freaking out now
I flush the toilet, and start looking for somewhere to hide it
I've been in the toilet for 10 minutes and a cheery Junpei is knocking at the door
"You alright in there man? Don't leave me hangin'! Kirijo-senpai will be back in 20 minutes!"
I notice a bag lying right next to the door, without a moment's hesitation I cram the sketchbook into it and put in the sink cabinet
I wash my hands and walk out
"Let's get it done dude!" says a happy Junpei
My heart sinks at what I have done
11:30PM
I'm lying awake in bed, hoping he doesn't discover the sketchbook
I go downstairs to see Yukari and Mitsuru talking in their nightgowns
They say hello (This was before the crap incident)
Suddenly I hear a voice come from the toilet that makes me stop cold
"Oh! I must've left Chidori's sketchbook in my bag! And it was in here all along! Haha!"
"Wait...what?"
Junpei screams and begins crying
Mitsuru runs over to the door and asks Junpei if he's alright
He walks out holding the crumpled, shit-covered sketchbook as the girls scream

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SomethingNew
megane a cute.
P4 fucking ruined it by just giving everyone dungeon glasses though

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw you get over 50k yen from one battle in the casino

takes2long
takes2long

@Sharpcharm
you are a MONSTER

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StrangeWizard
I love P4, but this. You can't just give everyone glasses. And there was no dedicated glasses girl.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sharpcharm
wipes his ass with one torn-off page
suddenly whole sketchbook is covered in shit
???

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sir_Gallonhead
You can't ask a stranger to dinner, user. It makes it sound like a date.

likme
likme

@iluvmen
There was for 5 minutes, and she's the most Bewitching Bespectacled Beauty to ever be Beheld!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@LuckyDusty
It's not a date if you're both girls.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@GoogleCat
If he crammed it into his bag then shit's obviously going to get on the other pages.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
We're all friends here in /pg/. Why not make it a date? It'd be more fun that way anyway.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@iluvmen
50/50 odds it would have been Yukiko or Naoto.
Best option would have been Ai. You see her with glasses on by accident and she gets all embarrassed. She wears contacts to be more stylish and chic

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
@iluvmen
I actually know a girl who said this exact same thing, since she thought Joker was cute because of his glasses.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Supergrass
@Sharpcharm
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT

DeathDog
DeathDog

@MPmaster
I could see it on any of the three. But they'd be different looks. Ai would need the super flashy, fashionable glasses, Yukiko would have the librarian-esque studying girl type, and Naoto would have the simpler, plain-but-functional reading glasses. And I want it, dammit.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
That might have been me. Im a cute girl.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evil_kitten
SCREENCAP THIS SHIT

poor choice of words

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Stupidasole
Or a great choice of words

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spamalot
And it's true. He's absolutely adorable when he's wearing his glasses.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Stupidasole
I got you nigga

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@DeathDog
@Spamalot
Does he actually need them though?
If he only wears them as an accessory it would be a bigger scandal than when we learned Makoto isnt wearing pantyhose

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spamalot
-tan is cute. FeMC will fuck kids just like everyones new favorite protag. Door-tan can stay.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@DeathDog
wonderful

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Garbage Can Lid
He just wears them as an accessory. Pretty sure it's to make him look non-threatening, and would explain why he always keeps his hands in his pockets too.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Supergrass
@Sharpcharm
This isn't nearly as bad because I guaran-fucking-tee you Fuukafag was ready to unleash worse greentexts on /pg/ before he was exiled

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Dreamworx
I dont like Joker anymore

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Boy_vs_Girl
How come? If you had to be on best behavior so your already torn up life wouldn't be further ravaged I'm sure you would probably try and come off as non-threatening as possible as well.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spamalot
Ted-tan
Teddie-tan
No

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StonedTime
It said he crammed the sketchbook in. I assumed the smart thing to do would be just flush that single page, or hide the entire sketchbook.

Evilember
Evilember

we're now screenshotting mediocre greentext stories
truly the end days

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Supergrass
I guess you could say he was scared in the heat of the moment, Junpei was waiting for him outside after all and he had been in there for 10 minutes

Methnerd
Methnerd

@whereismyname
It would be more like Junes-tan, but not even a name change could make Kuma-Kuma Binks more bearable.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@farquit
Which K-on is this?

@GoogleCat
Then just bully his waifu again.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Evilember
No, that isn't the problem. The problem is that these two fucks @Supergrass
@DeathDog
are discussing in detail the context of a SHITPOST.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
only now
That's a kek

farquit
farquit

Looks like we're free of the image limit. Shall we post some cute boys to celebrate?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@farquit
God, I hope not. I'd genuinely be disappointed in her if she was on THIS shothole.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SniperWish
My guess would be Yui or Mugi, but I honestly cant remember.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Supergrass
the smart thing to do would be just flush that single page

Flush paper and all the shit
clogs toe toilet
shit and paper floods onto the floor
have to call him in so he can plunge and clean up
sees the sheet covered in shit
He maid the right choice

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

>>192691193
Fucking children is great and Door-chan fucks kids on the daily.
Doujin when?

askme
askme

Post the sickest handholding, hugs,
and friendship
you've got

Emberfire
Emberfire

Sure, I'll start.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Sex with Naoto.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberfire
Ywn watch Eikichi fuck all the p3-5 girls with the power of his amazing singing
Atlus why do you hate us?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Need_TLC
wanting Eikichi to cheat on Miyabi

user, you aren't a REAL fan of Eikichi, you're just trying to annoy waifufags. Stop pretending.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CodeBuns
HUGS with Naoto.
Sex is good afterwards, though

girlDog
girlDog

@Sharpcharm
AHHHHHHHHHHHH CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Dreamworx
Shit, you're right user, nevertheless I really do want to see him more dammit, he's precious.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@likme
I need more cute kawakami

Bidwell
Bidwell

@lostmypassword
Cute enough for ya?

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
Remind me, how did Ryuji and Mishima become such good friends? Is it just the whole 'fellow single dude' thing?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@idontknow
Both got shit on by Kamoshida

takes2long
takes2long

@Emberfire
ball of paper
clogs toilet
What the fuck do you think you throw in the toilet?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@takes2long
Normal A4 paper doesn't break down as easily as toilet paper you mongoloid, it's stronger.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@takes2long
Are ya stupid or something son?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Bidwell
Cute and perfect

FastChef
FastChef

@lostmypassword
Did /pg/ forget about 3's christmas cake sensei?

Methshot
Methshot

@FastChef
There won't be a scene in PQ2 where Kawakami and Toriumi shoot the shit about Joker and Door.

Makes me kinda sad.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Poker_Star
@BunnyJinx
tear the paper
o look it flushes now
It's like you can't think of the possibilities

girlDog
girlDog

@lostmypassword
What is this face trying to convey?

Techpill
Techpill

@farquit
Ohh, very cute!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methshot
I just want to hug them so bad

StonedTime
StonedTime

@eGremlin
Hiding your hands in your pockets isn't non-threatening.
It means you might have something in there. Knife, lighter, very small gun

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
Kenji pls

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@girlDog
Indeed

FastChef
FastChef

@Lord_Tryzalot
If you were in his situation then you'd be panicking and not be able to think rationally.

Why are we pouring time and thought into a shitpost meant to provoke reaction?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
But it is. You don't have your hands out ready to fight or generally cause most physical forms of confrontation.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PurpleCharger
I used to think Kenji deserves better until P3P

MPmaster
MPmaster

Nu
/vg/thread/192694813#p192694813

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@MPmaster
why

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@DeathDog
Japan is stupid then and has no idea how dangerous someone hiding their hands in their pocket could be

Supergrass
Supergrass

@MPmaster
Not yet we still got a few images left

Emberfire
Emberfire

@FastChef
realises he's stupid
U-uh you aren't in his position! You wouldn't think of that!
I would never submit myself to literally handing over the evidence like an idiot.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Ann: "I filled the chocolate with my love!"

Wait... I've seen this "non-h" anime. This is a fucking trap.

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