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>finngol
>white

>Posting Weinsteind women

The latest patch was 2 days ago.

>kick sh1t
>bring in a upcoming support (preferably a non yuropoor newcomer)
>get ppd to coach and draft for you

EG would be unbeatable

ignore him, it's fine

Isn't it Miracle who usually gets focused?

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>he doesn't know the difference between a patch and an update

ok nevermind you just have no idea what you are talking about

remove kimchi
K-allah will reign supreme

So if PPD and Sumail can't play together which team would be better?

>EG with PPD and some other midlaner
>EG with Sumail and Fear as captain (basically current roster)

>EG losing
>/d2g/ is rabid shitposting, /pol/ and /int/ shit everywhere, NA vs EU bickering
>EG winning
>/d2g/ silent

I'm pretty sure rtz doesnt want to play with ppd as well

they'd both be shit, all those players are washed up now.

Why does EG bring out all the generic edgy crossboarding shitposters?

Pedur just got nerfed hard by the booth update
he was always highly overrated anyway ;-)

NA shitters going down with the ship, Liquid are now the most successful team in dota history, EU won. It's time to move on.

>eg
>winning
where?

FUCKING SHARTEEZY THROWING THE FIGHT LMAO, THIS FUCKING SHITTER

That's a big Chink.

>3 muslims
>1 mongol
>1 slav
>liquid are eu

为你

are we hyped for zeh 3 days german major later next week?

>queue single draft and all random
>get the best teammates in the world
So this ... is the power of ... dota2

Leave the shit teams to me

>Liquid
>EU

it's four days though

>liquid aren't EU, but IMT are NA

>groups actually matter
looking forward to it

>IMT are SEA, but Liquid is EU

/ourgirl/

Guys where's PPD? I thought he was better off without EG? Why are EG playing at all these lans while PPD isn't?

H-He's atleast doing better than that fucker swindle, r-right?

Wrong, this is our girl

is intbaiting supposed t o be funny? i dont get the point

>corea
>SEA
american education?

>win 9 dota games
>get $500k
ebin

>rtz

WHERE YOU AT DOUBTERS

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It's literally twitch chat-tier shit now

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ROFLMAO

haha wow

>sumail

What tipped you off?
Them calling asians "gooks" or calling people from poorer countries "thirdies"?

I want to suck stinky dotard cock!

OFFICER MERLOOBI

chink team is scary late game, puck, am and bloodseeker are all scary

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>"Crash"

>puppey pause

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! STOP THIS RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! EG

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WIN WITHOUT PPD, WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY WINNING WHHY WHY IS PPD STUCK WITH CCNC FUCK OFF HE'S STILL THE BEST CAPTAIN HE JUST NEEDS BETTER TEAMMATES FUCK OFF CR1T IS SHIT SHTI HSIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>top 4 will be 2 NA teams, 1 CN, 1 SEA team
>0 EU teams

EU confirned as good as South America

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AM DOING

WHAT THE FUCK

GAME IS UNPAUSING AND HE DOESN'T DO SHIT

CHYNA?

>CRASH

no, quitting smoking actually improves your health

>EG resorting to faking crashes

>pc crash
>pause
>lasso the core and kill him

fug :DDD

what a terrible buyback

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>EG needs to play dirty against tier 99 chinese teams to win

uh

so the PC crashed and they managed to get it back up, log in, and start dotes, and get into the game within like 30 seconds?

I cant even remember when Dota made my laptop crash the last time, probably years ago
chances are some of those shitstains press restart on their keyboard """"by accident"""" at key moments ;^)

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EG haters?

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Ah the great american pause.

ready to apologize /d2g/?

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>eg needs PPD more than PPD needs EG

Fucking hell that compared to the TI3 "pause"

rotk going to be busting heads after that

>2017
>puppey pause still viable

ICEFRAUD

>yuros literally incapable of getting top4 if liquid isn't there to carry them

2 NA teams in the top 4, ty for the points yuros

Ah the great american pause.

ROTK is going to have some choice words for his players...

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fuck these chinks, how could they throw so hard, also i love redeye, tobi, and merlini, but them and all the other talent at this event needs to get off egs dick.

secret got top 4 at slavladder mate

>EG is a race mixed NA team
>Liquid is a race mixed EU team

It actually makes sense desu.

>diversity is their strength

Why are EG fans the most obnoxious?

great youtube meme, I watch h3h3 too you know XD
I'm right though

because eurofags cry every time EG wins which makes it more funny

You have a right to be when you are a fan of the best NA team with all the best NA players ;)

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which hero has the girthiest cock?

because you hate americans

because they're NA and you're an assravaged yuro that wakes up in the morning cursing the sky at how much you hate America