/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

JunkTop
JunkTop

Last Thread:
/vg/thread/195452485#p195452485

/tf2g/ mixes happening today at 5:30PM EST, 8:30PM PST. Check the discord for more information.

Comp Interest Form
Please take a look at this if you are interested in playing on a competitive team

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1echsLr9cfqxy5vZ63yWX7TjSLlXfwUY8PcK7HdUN9Ss/viewform?edit_requested=true

Jungle Inferno Update
http://www.teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/

list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers

Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

Discord
https://discord.gg/UqDzRby

All urls found in this thread:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1echsLr9cfqxy5vZ63yWX7TjSLlXfwUY8PcK7HdUN9Ss/viewform?edit_requested=true
http://www.teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers
https://discord.gg/UqDzRby
https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/930160906293538817
http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/teamfortresstv
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1echsLr9cfqxy5vZ63yWX7TjSLlXfwUY8PcK7HdUN9Ss/edit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufQ5AhmNZjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SitFouMlx7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLzjWWRUuds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc
https://gamebanana.com/skins/118582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goSEhptaQt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fCpAuxrQ_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamuLPfQibU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gojLYwoLNw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD9qPOJF5BM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GqIApMjnwlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM8GLO-FSbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in0hb70WoNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-4rUV7MldI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_PoK6MbR6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llgTlz2Oqm8
http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/voxxxxxxxxxx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue3_1R8lVe4
http://tf2r.com/kpjdxfj.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyL0nXjAq8
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1162107608&searchtext=janitor
http://www.teamfortress.tv/11394/?page=1#post-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIIgr_qt8mw&t=2m6s
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=1783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWgKcbeqUhY
https://boards.Veeky
http://www.strawpoll.me/14398245
https://www.ugcleague.com/home_tf2h.cfm
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/879595
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Unusual%20Taunt%3A%20Square%20Dance%20Unusualifier
Booteefool
Booteefool

oh :x

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@JunkTop
Guys? I think b4nny lost it.

https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/930160906293538817

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

b4nny is good

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Map 3 of the Upper Bracket final is live here: http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/teamfortresstv
LEGO vs. Lowpander on Prolands.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

is that lowpander's normal medic?

Techpill
Techpill

prolands
imagine being so bad at the game you need to remake a whole map to remove anything you don't like

Evilember
Evilember

@Boy_vs_Girl
He played for them last season, but their regular medic now is Marten.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
where is Marten then? This is a playoffs match for gods sake

idontknow
idontknow

scout is noob class he runs too fast
soldier is noob class shoot feet get kills
pyro is noob class wm1 get kills
demo is noob class m1m2m1m2
heavy is noob class click and hold for bullets
engineer is noob class hit sentry for kills
medic is noob class don't even kill anyone
sniper is noob class click on heads get kills
spy is noob class no explanation necessary

5mileys
5mileys

pyro "skill" defense force out this evening

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
Probably busy. People have lives. Why bother when TF2 has no prize pool? There's so many things that are more important than playing competitive TF2.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Also shilling this thing again, if you're interested in playing competitive and don't have a team yet and are interested in playing with your fellow memelords sign up here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1echsLr9cfqxy5vZ63yWX7TjSLlXfwUY8PcK7HdUN9Ss/edit

happy_sad
happy_sad

anyone on that team is definitely not good or a real memelord

Techpill
Techpill

Also, you just blindly copied everything in the OP, the next /tf2g/ mix is on Saturday, I believe.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fried_Sushi
What is going on with the HL team? Nothing has happened since last week? maybe longer?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze
I have no idea. There's a UGC page with only half the team signed up on it and I've no idea when scrims are happening or anything. Also they still have Viva on medic.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

RIP Muuki holy shit

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Burnblaze
They bombed out in their first game because they put the comp MvM mexican bag boy on Medic. I think half the team left after that.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
thinking that a team made up of shitposters who only trade, pubstomp, and call themselves "memelords" would go anywhere
the only people who didnt expect this are probably on the team at this very moment

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

what the fuck just happened to lowpander

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What the fuck, that was the first point for the entire round. I swear this happens every single time a team plays Badlands or Granary.

@BunnyJinx
No uubers carry.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@kizzmybutt
Strange, I heard uubers was rostered to another team after he "quit tf2"

Booteefool
Booteefool

@lostmypassword
I have no clue what he's about, he just quit out of the blue.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

retards not realizing the dream ends once you realize it's a dream
Cut them some slack, Dave. Everyone's gotta learn sometime.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

lowpander needs to stop memeing and to a standard attack here. they only have 3 minutes.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Lowpander doesn't know how to stop memeing.

Illusionz
Illusionz

It's a lowpander miracle!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

thoughts on the soda popper

SniperGod
SniperGod

Nevermind. Wow, LEGO won.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

hellboy hat is halloween restricted

farquit
farquit

Yeah, didn't see that coming, but Lowpander without Uubers just seems like a mid tier prem team instead of a top tier one.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CouchChiller
banana meme is still not restricted out of the game

Spamalot
Spamalot

Papi is doing work for them.

viagrandad
viagrandad

6s team is going to enjoy the sandbaggers in the lower divs

Spamalot
Spamalot

As someone with 2,000+ hours, I can comfortably say that there is some sort of active cult following the TF2 forums and numerous other TF2 related places. Literally all it takes is a few well thought out complaints to get all the pyro mains to start flocking in like zombies. They had an active propaganda to make people think the class was "garbage" and "useless" which lead to an update to make him even more OP, gimmicky, and unbalanced. And guess what? These people who have claimed that Pyro was a "useless" class? They're Pyro mains, or at least, their top 3 most played classes usually include Pyro. Imagine my fucking shock. It's laughable, really. Imagine "maining" a class only to turn around and unironically say it's broken. It's like dominating an entire server as Soldier and then proceeding to complain how underpowered he is. Except with Pyro, there's an entire cult that's been brainwashed into believing it and taking it to their grave. One common trope I see among this shallow-minded "cult" is that they're usually weaboos, furries. These communities are known for sticking together like cement. Considering the TF dev team dedicated an entire update to this shitty unbalanced class just to make it even more shitty and unbalanced, it pretty much proves that the future of TF2 is shit.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@viagrandad
I really wish we had Iron back. Our team should be in Iron, and having only 3 divs now throws everything out of whack.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Snarelure
both the 6s and HL teams would benefit greatly from an iron league.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Soft_member
There just aren't enough people signing up new teams to bring back Iron and Gold, I guess.

Methnerd
Methnerd

frogposter
copypaste from reddit

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CouchChiller
Dark Helm is halloween restricted
Dark Falkirk Helm isn't

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
Yeah, but the powergaps in steel just destroy new players. There's no real "in" to comp at this point except maybe newbie mixes. But that's only once a week, if you get picked in the few games the run, not really enough to get exp from.

5mileys
5mileys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufQ5AhmNZjg

likme
likme

@whereismyname
The really scraping the bottom of the comp barrel right now is lobbies and lobbies are absolute aids.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@5mileys
this is epic and really makes me hate critical hits

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

People aren't signing up for competitive lobbies or leagues because it's fucking boring. No one wants to play 6's and cut out over half the characters in the game or 90% of unlocks.

TechHater
TechHater

"People" aren't signing up because they're faggot offclass mains. They're also just not good enough.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
Wow Dane did something actually entertaining.

Firespawn
Firespawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SitFouMlx7c

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

people just arent good enough to play shoots-at-feet man or his girlfriend

likme
likme

no I mean they're not good enough to play the most skill-indexed classes in the game, demoman and scout.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw no good enough to have a soldier bf to pocket

Booteefool
Booteefool

2008
"Demoman takes skill" is a running joke
2017
"Demoman takes skill" is a sincere mantra by competitive players

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

well they nerfed or removed everything unskillful about demoman since then so yeah

Nojokur
Nojokur

thinking demo doesn't take skill in the current year
always funny to listen to the pubstars of this general.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

listen up kiddo, you better back the fuck up with that smart mouth of yours
you know that game team fortress 2? yeah, I play that shit on a COMPETITIVE level
that means out of the fifty thousand or so people still playing it, I'm among the four who actually consider playing in a league
unlocks? get the fuck out of here you no skill scrub, you use stock or you go home
classes? if it isnt soldier, scout, medic or demoman it doesnt even register to me
this shit is so hardcore even the core development team doesn't know a thing about it other than implementing workshop medals (of which I own dozens)
so get out of my fucking face with all this talk of casual mode or fun, you couldnt even compete with me if I took away your unlocks and most of the classes
nothing personal, faggot

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Who were you quoting there?

cum2soon
cum2soon

i never thought /v/tards could ever get dumber

Spamalot
Spamalot

no argument

Soft_member
Soft_member

you didn't make an argument

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

pyro update
makes the axtinguisher even worse as afterburn doesn't last as long and the flame thrower now does even more damage

Illusionz
Illusionz

i play 6s roast me /b

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

nursey is weird and creepy

TreeEater
TreeEater

nursey is mentally ill so yes probably would be weird and creepy. what is so creepy and weird at the moment?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Soft_member

t. enraged tin league veteran

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

what does /tf2g/ think of my most played classes' loadouts?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Shahanshah > Bushwacka

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

playing 6's
not playing the frag paradise that is 12 v 12

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RavySnake
No, not really. I would enjoy a conversation on this if you'd like. Although you'll have to clarify your argument from your green texting. Are you saying 6s classes are OP? Have you seen the great plays made on sniper, spy, or heavy by 6s players? I'm sure we've seen great plays on all those off classes this season on stream. Mad about sidegrades? They are used quite often.

WebTool
WebTool

Unironically replying to such blatant bait

eGremlin
eGremlin

finally, I have completed my contract for defending the hightower cart
establishing connection to TF game coordinator
Please Valve. Don't make me do this again, no one ever pushes that thing.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Fuzzy_Logic
Have you seen the great plays made on sniper, spy, or heavy by 6s players?

Literally 1 in a hundred games

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It's down. The entire thing is dead.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@195544626
i just dont enjoy looking at him in general

King_Martha
King_Martha

prioritizing defenses over offenses in contracts
and it used to be worse the first week
lol valve

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Harmless_Venom
Then why do you keep watching him

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

he is a good medic

Methnerd
Methnerd

@King_Martha
Daily reminder that Jill only plays 24/7 Gold Rush/Dustbowl

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

contracts where you have to let the enemy get to the objective

Firespawn
Firespawn

@King_Martha
d:a ratio is 20:3 hahahahahahahahahahaha
what were these retards thinking

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Dreamworx
you're only "defending" if they are touching the point and you are too
this shit is so retarded

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Do playing med makes you gay or homos are more prone to play med ?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Dreamworx
kill everyone
they don't even reach the cart
the ones that do I can't kill before my 5 pyros and heavies do

cum2soon
cum2soon

It makes you important without having to have talent. It gives trannies like nursey the attention which they crave.

RavySnake
RavySnake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLzjWWRUuds

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Dreamworx
you're choosing your own adventure™, user

Snarelure
Snarelure

It appeals to their submissive, nurturing femininity.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

which is also the reason why all mercy mains have a feminine voice

Playboyize
Playboyize

post pyros
bonus if someone posts that one pyro from the do the evolution vid

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

all
lmao

8/10 males that play mercy are gross asians that sound and look disgusting

idontknow
idontknow

ppl roasting each other on vidya is funny cause theyll be calling each other the goofiest shit like beta male snowflake bottomfragger tranny cucks lmaooooooo

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Thoughts?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@idontknow
lmaooooooo

don't you have community service to be at

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

rubbish

Emberburn
Emberburn

dat is rubbish mate! rubbish!

kys

5mileys
5mileys

rubbish

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why the FUCK doesn't bp.tf have a price for strange decorated weapons.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@AwesomeTucker
this isnt reddit, no need to

post

like

this

:)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@hairygrape
answer the question wigger

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@AwesomeTucker
Why would our god and savior geel let some pesky gentiles decide that ?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@AwesomeTucker
Just relax. Geel will tell you how much you are allowed to sell them for. And if you go against that price you will be BANNED and blacklisted.

w8t4u
w8t4u

IT RESET
I HAVE TO DEFEND THE HIGHTOWER CART ANOTHER 8 TIMES AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

RumChicken
RumChicken

in na? i never had an asian sounding mercy in my games

DeathDog
DeathDog

lol so fuckin stupid how ppl only hit u up after they see u with unusuals

5mileys
5mileys

@Snarelure
No! Bad goyim! Geel would never influence the service that he purchased for his own benefit!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

asian men are the most digusting race and sex combo on the planet

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@w8t4u
doesn't sound very hard, just spam when it's going up the elevator

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

stop talking about that faggot he is jerking off to getting mentioned

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stupidasole
NO ONE PUSHES IT
AND WHEN THEY DO, THERE'S 3 BACKBURNER PYROS BEHIND ME ABD ANOTHER 3 SNIPERS SAMPING THE TOWER
I HATE HIGHTOWER

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
let them push it to the elevator thing, then stand in your balcony as demo or soldier, shoot cart when it moves.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I didn't even know backpack.tf was now owned by geel wtf

Soft_member
Soft_member

@hairygrape

k

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s

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Reddit and Veeky Forums still don't force you to display your Steam account and government-issued ID publicly to post
How will I find all the bad goyim now?

Guess I'm going to have to make some new purchases...

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BinaryMan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc
....and so is marketplace. And he is in contact with the steam community market team as well. Do you know just how deep this goes?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Wait h*ck they don't accept TF2 items for payment.

Can one of you fine fellows make a series of large purchases on marketplace.tf? I hear this "Geel" fellow is a really nice guy, and I- he needs the money.

Methnerd
Methnerd

holy moly the iron bomber is good

Nojokur
Nojokur

@iluvmen
remember when everyone used spreadsheet and freaked out when they found out the owner was price fixing
why did everyone suddenly stop caring when backpack.tf does the same thing, and people have even been caught doing it

Lunatick
Lunatick

iron bomber is a crutch for bad demos

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Which one of you fags did this?

/v/thread/396754335#p396754335

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

it's not "good", it's a crutch

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nojokur
Traders get fucked in exchange of having their tacky shit more valuable, is a loss win but they don't care because their pink banana cost more than yours.

Firespawn
Firespawn

i-its a crutch g-guys please dont use it

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evil_kitten
using /v/

lmao

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

8th tier not knowing what crutch means

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

it is a crutch, you lose out on aoe simply because you can't aim pipes

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

you dont even know why people use the iron bomber lmao

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Anyone want to play some TF2 Classic Deathmatch?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i wish demo was white

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BinaryMan
https://gamebanana.com/skins/118582
k

SniperWish
SniperWish

Sure glad they fixed this stutter bug, is everybody who works on the tf team a forever alone baddie?

FastChef
FastChef

robot uprising in the Overwatch universe
ruins the entire planet, literally hundreds of millions of people die and it's a global tragedy that affects politics like a second holocaust
robot uprising in the TF2 universe
nine people, one of them drunk, handles it effortlessly
no civilians anywhere die

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Raving_Cute
Do people play this? Looks fun

Inmate
Inmate

@FastChef
Excuse me but 18 people handle it. Red and blu team up.

Or they would have, if retarded Valve playtesters could tell the difference between human and robot playermodels.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Inmate
No, it's still 9. Half of both teams are dead now.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@iluvmen
i really like that
i'm guessing it doesn't work in valve servers tho?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Inmate
I know that's their official story but I somehow doubt people could be that dumb. I just think they couldn't code it right.

WebTool
WebTool

@Inmate

Do 18 people exist or do 9? The comics never make it seem like the other 9 exist, nor do they ever care to explain why there are clones inexplicably running around.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@WebTool
Establishing lore was a mistake

girlDog
girlDog

make new voicelines saying shit like I SAW THEIR SCRIMS for a dead in the water competitive mode

Spamalot
Spamalot

@girlDog
they say the comp lines in casual
I watched this pubs scrims

RavySnake
RavySnake

@girlDog
WHICH ONE OF US IS POCKET
1 soldier on the team, no medic, 5 pyros on defense
every other voiceline makes sense, why include these shitty comp voicelines that ruin immersion

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spamalot
Based frogposter

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

scout is given fourth wall breaking lines because he's intended to be annoying
give everybody fourth wall breaking lines
also hire someone who can't voice demoman or heavy at all

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

immersion

likme
likme

@WebTool
In the comics there seem to be exactly 9 mercs and only Engie is blu. The TF Comics series starts after the robot stuff so it's past the red vs. blu dynamic. I don't think they state one way or another what happened to the 8 blu mercs and the red Engie, but it wouldn't make sense to have them since the mercs all have names and back stories.

SFM has clones, and I guess that could be considered a separate canon related to game updates. The MVM SFM has red teaming up with blu but you don't see any clones. The War update tie in comic had blu Demo but I think that would be part of the update/SFM universe and not the comics' canon.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Need_TLC
what 4th wall breaking lines did scout have before

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
yeah, ragequit, i dare you, make us both happy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

My main interest right now is to expose the Anglos. This is a lot bigger than me. They're not just persecuting me. This is not just my struggle, I'm not just doing this for myself... This is life and death for the world. These God-damn Anglos have to be stopped. They're a menace to the whole world.

takes2long
takes2long

@RavySnake
go ahead, ragequit, make us both happy
omg valve
muh immersion

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Booteefool
They nerfed demo to shit except sticky launching.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Wrong thread bud

Techpill
Techpill

@Fried_Sushi
UP THE RA

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stark_Naked
Not playing 16 v 16

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fried_Sushi
fuck off paddy

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PurpleCharger
@takes2long

Is that fourth wall breaking? The Mackerel itself is an IRC reference isn't it?
x slaps y around with a large trout

I think the ragequit line stems from the fish being an internet reference.

idontknow
idontknow

@TalkBomber
ragequit means something very specific in an online game context
you could bullshit it by saying the class would leave the mission in-universe, but it's a fourth wall reference nonetheless

iluvmen
iluvmen

@idontknow
Yeah but I'm saying that I think he's telling the class to "make like the internet and ragequit" not telling the player playing the class to ragequit.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

>>195550260
As someone from /lit/, I can tell that person never read a book in his life.

eGremlin
eGremlin

merasmus has over the counter pills that make him immortal

It stands to reason if you can get a good healthcare plan, you can just respawn whenever. Death means nothing in the TF2 universe unless you simply grow too old, the fucking TFC team is probably walking around fine right now despite getting murdered by the TF2 guys.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

>>195550260
It's clear that person has no idea what communism is.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

>>195550260
isn't "cultural marxism" literally a nazi myth lol

SniperWish
SniperWish

@iluvmen
the internet did not exist in the same capacity in the time period in which TF2 takes place

Evilember
Evilember

janny quick kill the thread before it's too late!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

it's another "/tf2g/ turns into /pol/ for the rest of the thread nand probably the next one" episode

hairygrape
hairygrape

/pol/tard can't do nothing but greentext and post stupid infographs
not even gonna bother helping him derail the thread t.b.h.

massdebater
massdebater

@hairygrape
But you already are

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
@Stupidasole
@TalkBomber
the fuck

i had no idea so many people here were unironically into defending communism that killed millions

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

come back to this game after a year and theyve some how made pyro even more of a no skill class

anyway post webms

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fried_Sushi
more like i want to die

get the fuck out of here you fucking loser faggot, kill yourself

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
You don't need to defend communism to know what it actually is about, you just need to not be a 70 IQ brainlet.

Methshot
Methshot

@Fried_Sushi
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW VIDEO U PUSSY

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@New_Cliche
god content

@Soft_member
are you okay user

@Methshot
?????

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Harmless_Venom
yes im fine thanks

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Harmless_Venom
what the fuck is wrong with your viewmodel fov

likme
likme

@viagrandad
is this supposed to be funny or edgy

Flameblow
Flameblow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goSEhptaQt8

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@cum2soon
its L A R G E

i dont usually have them on, only turned it on for the webm

askme
askme

@Flameblow
FUCK HIM UP

Firespawn
Firespawn

@viagrandad
look how epic I am I can kill jose.gonzales.2002 :DDDD

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
those pubsters who cant even stop to admire such a kill

Firespawn
Firespawn

@PurpleCharger
goes in a straight line when fighting a soldier
lol

Lunatick
Lunatick

@likme
I don't know if the original vid was serious, but it's really funny

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why does the Gas Passer have to suck so hard, bros?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

195551949
, bros

this is the most beta shit im tired of seeing it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

*rocketjumps towards u*

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Burnblaze
*it's a dead ringer*

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Burnblaze
*shoots u with reserve shooter*

iluvmen
iluvmen

@likme
It's from like 2010 or something vintage like that. The entire video is edited that way, I think it was meant to be taken seriously?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@iluvmen
link oplease

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
*shoots tinygun*

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why would you paint this hat such an ugly colour and then sell it on the market for less than a bubbling one

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spamalot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fCpAuxrQ_I

askme
askme

@Burnblaze
boom headshot

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperWish
It might have existed with Australian advancements. They were living in futuristic cities with flying cars by the 1800s in TF2.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@massdebater
only in australia. they keep that shit secret from the rest of the world

Inmate
Inmate

@VisualMaster
eh, not worth watching, the engie part is funny though

DeathDog
DeathDog

@massdebater
If that were the case then they wouldn't still be using old cathode rays and rooms full of computers

I think they kept it to themselves

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Inmate
Yeah, pre-2012 or so TF2 just doesn't feel like the same thing. Also post frag movies, my playlist is lacking. I'll start with an easy one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamuLPfQibU

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methnerd
you want good videos or meme videos? i start with this regardless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gojLYwoLNw4

Soft_member
Soft_member

@cum2soon
Doesn't matter, I'll take meme videos as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD9qPOJF5BM

Soft_member
Soft_member

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GqIApMjnwlQ

happy_sad
happy_sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM8GLO-FSbM

idontknow
idontknow

reminder your goal is to play soldier in pubs and teach babies how to FRAG

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
holy FUCK

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Soft_member
ill never be this good at soldier and it makes me wanna kill myself a bit

girlDog
girlDog

@Flameblow
It's never too late to start gitting gud.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Soft_member
crazy on you

fucking choice

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@girlDog
no amount of practice can make up for a lack of talent friend. you are capped at a certain level naturally

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CouchChiller
he thinks unusuals have any actual value

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
Sounds like a shitter excuse to me. Talent doesn't mean shit without practice.

DeathDog
DeathDog

quickfix medic starts healing me
run towards a cliff and rocket jump
i strafe and live, he dies
i-i am not the only one that does this, right?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@viagrandad
@DeathDog
I concede it's a fourth wall breaking line.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@VisualMaster
You can say that but realistically everyone has a certain skill limit. Sure I don't practice and I could get fairly good by practicing, but not that level.

5mileys
5mileys

@King_Martha
tfw i sold an unusual taunt for $100+ and its sitting snugly in my paypal for christmas splurging

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperWish
So you're just going to give up without even trying? Why even bitch about not being good if you don't put in effort to git gud?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@King_Martha
everything that people deem to have value has value

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@w8t4u
Yeah, the problem is it's a small community so there is only people on at certain times. Really polished though, love the tommy gun.

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
You're doing the right thing
Quickfix medics deserve to go extinct

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Soft_member
blindpyro is fucking terrifying to play against

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CouchChiller
@SniperWish
that's true but you'll never know what this talent cap is if you never even try

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

oof

hairygrape
hairygrape

bros, I'm selling my cloud nine co-pilot clean fresh unbox painted lime for 300 keys and its not going good bros... had a guy try to lowball me for 250 keys and i was like "not cool bro...".... bros its getting hard, idling in lots of trade servers.... it sucks bcuz I spent about 200 big ones on the unboxing... wish me luck bros...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@hairygrape
k

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

where's jeel I need his help in fucking children out of their money

askme
askme

*wishes you luck*

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

he's busy fucking children

JunkTop
JunkTop

out of their money?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
alright boys im gunna do it im gunna learn soldier
hit me up with a good loadout and reccomend me some fashion

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

hat I like and unusual effect I like don't come together

WebTool
WebTool

this guy is fucking great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in0hb70WoNk

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Illusionz
learn soldier
nice joke

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SomethingNew
im sure they do, you just gotta pay the $$$ if you want it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
unusual bounty hat

I assure you it does not

farquit
farquit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-4rUV7MldI

Methshot
Methshot

@Soft_member
Wait, this is a pub frag movie? Why are people wetting themselves over this?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methshot
Because the retards who frequent this general are pubstars themselves. That is all they know.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methshot
@Garbage Can Lid
i think its more to do with the beggars jumping, which is pretty hard to get up to that level

the kills arent impressive but the jumping is

beggars is banned in comp as well so a comp video isnt an option

likme
likme

@Garbage Can Lid
Really sad. I mean it's clear the guy has some talent, but when you showcase that talent against people who are literal mouthbreathers, well it doesn't mean much, does it? It'd be like me bragging about beating a 7 year old 100% of the time in chess.

WebTool
WebTool

not enjoying every aspect of the game despite it's faults, while actively participating in the community and working to make it a better game
being a componly fag

SniperWish
SniperWish

@likme
It'd be like me bragging about beating a 7 year old 100% of the time in chess.
yes those kinds of posts are quite common here actually

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nude_Bikergirl
beggars is banned in comp
For what purpose

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BlogWobbles
due to infinite hold exploit

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BlogWobbles
I most often hear that it's because the burst potential is UNACCEPTABLE

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BlogWobbles
Keep pressing F to hold your rockets in
Get up to two-three rockets and do a taunt, holding the rockets in till you release your taunt

Supergrass
Supergrass

@hairygrape
it's easier now with the inspect weapon thing, you don't need to taunt

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BlogWobbles
you can jump in and unload 2 rockets out in like half a second, insta killing most classes if you arent shit

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
There's no real "in" to comp at this point except maybe newbie mixes.

FreakPugs! (PugChamp clone) was a godsend for the couple of months it was up, shame it died.

WebTool
WebTool

make one class better than all the others
make it a nigger

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'm back, anyone still want to do a /tf2g/ deathmatch night?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Need_TLC
I'd love to join. Is it a comp thing again?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I miss movie nights

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
better not be some shitty EU server

idontknow
idontknow

@Need_TLC
I will hop on amigo

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Boy_vs_Girl
XD

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_PoK6MbR6g

StonedTime
StonedTime

@GoogleCat
Nah, just having fun with a really good mod.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Need_TLC
onsite download limits you to like 100 kbs

I don't think we'll be playing this.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime
Sounds good, I'll definitely check it out

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

overwatch's balance is intentionally awful and has no glitches
tf2's balance is decent to accidentally bad and is full of glitches
you cant win

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Soft_member
That's a damn shame.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i love it when you have people trying to complete their ebin contracts and they're not even fucking capable of completing it before the map ends while still staying useless trying to do shit like get a killstreak with a meme gun

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

rate

Nojokur
Nojokur

Intentionally awful balance

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BinaryMan
lewd

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BinaryMan
crude

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@BinaryMan
food

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Two tardlet engineers just building teleporters at spawn and taking each other's teleporters
Call them out on being fucking tardlet engineers
We're just doing contracts, fuck off
Tell them to get their contracts done by playing the actual fucking game and not sandbag
lolno
Votekick one
Other one bitches about me being no fun allowed
Both are gone now
Actually win the round when before we couldn't even push
Wew.

@BinaryMan
oWn/10

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan
edgy/10
also half of them look like rapists

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
Absolute shit
FemScout is trash

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
you dont know blizzard intentionally fucks things up to artificially keep the game """fresh"""? and the classes are very unbalanced to get people to keep playing the more iconic ones

FastChef
FastChef

@Harmless_Venom
Doesn't seem to be. Even with my less than stellar net it seems to work just peachy.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BinaryMan
why does scout have tits and a skirt

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RavySnake
it was taken after his transition

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
every day is chest day

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
What the fuck is this supposed to be

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Supergrass
That's worse than trying to balance classes, some (if not most) of the times failing miserably or causing a bug
But I bet Blizz method works better because people is retarded

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

there are people in the thread RIGHT NOW who dont know about o.W.n

i envy you people

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BinaryMan
me on the left

takes2long
takes2long

@New_Cliche
I was about to post this. God damn.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@New_Cliche
I see people with that tag in their names all the time and they always suck shit

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
no o.W.n. sfm porn was ever made

Supergrass
Supergrass

@iluvmen
you dont think theres something seriously wrong with class balance after looking at this picture?

Methshot
Methshot

Best Loadout

massdebater
massdebater

@Supergrass
actually i think theres a better pic than this one, but i dont have it sadly

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@massdebater
medic
has no relationship with heavy whatsoever

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
tfw I don't have the n33t bux, autism, and poor financial judgement to get an unusual version of one of my fav hats, its like 500 keys on average
I would love to have a circling tf logo killer exclusive but at least I got my strange one

likme
likme

Alright, how do we fix the comics?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@likme
Finish them

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@likme
force the writer to unquit

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
He actually looks like a fighting game villain.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@massdebater
"Dad" (by oWn FemScout)
Blaze Hazard/Dark Viper
Male/Asexual

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme

All the Australium in the world is destroyed, forcing the game to return to planet Earth and the 1970's.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Pyro mains are the worst

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Pyros the only one smelling it because its in the suit.

WebTool
WebTool

Meh, while lack of needing to aim is dumb Pyro is far from OP and pulling that spastic movement hardly ever works since it lives you much more open to rocket and grenade fire.

The only person that truly gets screwed from all this is the Scout and you could make the argument that Pyro was always meant to be a better close range DPS class then Scout and this is meant to put them at bay.

Evilember
Evilember

We got three people firing away come hop on and join us!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Dealing 120 damage to an unlimited number of targets in under a second is acceptable because if you're stupid you won't be able to press m2 and instantly reflect rockets (as opposed to any other class which has to dodge them)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Is the steam overlay not working for anyone else?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evilember
It's still installing for me. What server?

WebTool
WebTool

Any goys up for some MvM?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llgTlz2Oqm8

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

carefully aiming and spazzing out dealing exactly the same damage is fair to experienced players

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Bag boy claiming game is dead for nearly a month
1 month later when the game isn't dead...
"H-Hey guys? A-Anyone up for some competitive MvM?"

Methshot
Methshot

http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/voxxxxxxxxxx
More UGC plat HL going on.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evilember
TF2C official deathmatch

Techpill
Techpill

BAWWWWWW HOW DARE SOLDIER AND DEMOMAN HAVE SOME SORT OF COUNTER

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Buff construct man

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

/v/-tier greentexting

Snarelure
Snarelure

But the game is dead. I'm just here to help a fella out with his tour, since I'm the greatest MvM-er

Methnerd
Methnerd

if the game is dead how come there are people playing it

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methshot
where is the game user? where is the game?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Moving the goalpost from "only counters Scout" to "counters Soldier and Demoman"
He still can't recognize how typing "cl_yawspeed 6000;+left;+attack" into the console having the same impact as a player (on the same class) with 10k hours is a problem

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

stay away from pyro
they die
you live
hmm yes this is a very hard strategy

Lunatick
Lunatick

50 IQ /v/tard still doesn't see how this is unfair to Pyros that can aim

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

it amazes me that people here think that they're doing something by pointing out viva's self-contradictions when it's been viva's thing to act like a retard and get attention for it for a few years now

w8t4u
w8t4u

Shifts the goalpost again to "stay away from the Pyro" while ignoring the point that was brought up every time
Not even worth responding to t b h

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Raving_Cute

You don't go near the close range specialist who burns everything and you survive. You can conc jump away, bounce him back, run backwards, shoot him before he gets close and so on. If Pyro was really that broken he would be dominating the professional format, not totally absent from it. Do you bitch and moan when Demoman explodes his eight stickies and liquifies you because he didn't actually aim anything?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methnerd
@BinaryMan
meant to respond to you

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

still doesn't get the point of those posts
iq under 50 for sure

Emberburn
Emberburn

Thanks for the (You) but I'm not replying to bait.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the only reason you think pyro is broken now is there's so many on a 12v12 fuckfest. well let me tell you 6 of any class is fucked to fight against.

SniperGod
SniperGod

STILL doesn't get the point of those posts
iq under 20 for sure

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The problem isn't that pyro does actual damage, nor is it that that damage is easy to avoid. The problem is that there is functionally no difference between a "i just installed the game" pyro and a 2k hour pyro main. There's absolutely no skill-indexing whatsoever and skill-indexing pyro was supposed to be one of the main points of the entire update.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

The problem is that there is functionally no difference between a "i just installed the game" pyro and a 2k hour pyro main.

This has been true for 10 years yet it's only a problem now because he actually does damage, right?

idontknow
idontknow

@Methshot
Nursey
Scizor
Campy
Sandblast
b4nny
What are these people doing playing Highlander?

Emberfire
Emberfire

It's even worse now because one particle does damage an unlimited number of times, as opposed to previously where one particle could only deal damage once.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

reddit spacing /v/ermin is a retard
lollllllllllll

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Also holy shit, Andrew plays so slow. Missing easy shots for muh perfectionist headshots only bullshit is such a retarded way to play sniper.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Burnblaze
wah

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Did I miss anything cool on the first half of the stream? Was making dinner

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StrangeWizard
Andrew had a 10k when holding 3rd. b4nny also wiped nearly their entire team. That's about it. This feels less "glorified pub" than the earlier HL stream. Probably because there's a lot of names I recognize from 6s this time.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
Definitely. Unfortunate for knd they gave up 2nd so quickly, it's normally a longer hold.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Being juggled off map hazards should not be a gameplay feature.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

cya later mustard

w8t4u
w8t4u

It happened to him twice
RIP tf.tv's greatest shitposter. Whenever I see his name I can't help but think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue3_1R8lVe4

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

RIP red team. Losing 2nd so quick and not claiming uppper as they backed out to 4th were huge mistakes.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@w8t4u
he went to his own last and trapped it...

SniperWish
SniperWish

Looking grim for knd. They do not want to set up on 2nd.

askme
askme

Hmm, that 3rd is what they needed for time stalling. However, b4nny running a train on their spawn isn't good

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

We got 9 people and counting!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Spazyfool
For what you ninny

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@w8t4u
Oh yea thats our spawn!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

jesus, rip knd. they just got fucked by that soldier

WebTool
WebTool

instant kills you from far away man instantly kills from far away with a charged headshot
"shit, I spent too much time on sight"
vs
instant kills you from far away man instantly kills from far away with a charged bodyshot
"fuck off, can't even fight against that, play a real class"
vs
instant kills you from far away man instantly kills from far away with a 50dmg hit to the little finger
"wtf you fucking faggot what a fucking cheap shot learn to aim next time you piece of shit"

What will you choose?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@WebTool
eh
And wait for respawn.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@w8t4u
This hurts to watch

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
spend the rest of the game fucking with instant kills you from far away man as sit still to stay invisible forever and occasionally stab someone man

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
We're doing a tf2 Classic deathmatch night it's a mod that brings back old school tf2 and a new deathmatch mode.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CodeBuns
why don't you just play TFC...?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Skullbone
Because it's not tf2? Not to mention this mod deserves more attention.

massdebater
massdebater

@CodeBuns
What time EST?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@idontknow
easy wins

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@idontknow
Wait, I just remembered Sciz is supposed to be well-known in HL and I think I have him confused with cyzer anyway.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PurpleCharger
scizor is an invite player. cyzer was a well known invite player but doesnt play TF2 anymore.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PurpleCharger
you are confused with cyzer he quit last year

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

is matchmaking fixed yet

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What the fuck were those stabs? What the fuck were those comms?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

reminder to buy a 144hz monitor if you want to have fun playing shooters

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TalkBomber
Dunno. They also ignored the cart for like 10 seconds there as they lost the round. I predict knd to take this map but then get shit on in lakeside.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberburn
I want b4nny to just go ham and farm.

askme
askme

@Sir_Gallonhead
On lakeside? You're gonna get your wish most likely. A good scout on that map is a thing of beauty.

likme
likme

@massdebater
Well we're switching over to the ctf map right now, but we haven't thought about repeat evenings. I'll have to get back to you on that. I think that would be fun though.

WebTool
WebTool

TF2C is pretty fun

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

holy fuck how did they lose that. that shit uber.

viagrandad
viagrandad

5 seconds to cap
That uber was such a mistake, holy shit.

Methshot
Methshot

@viagrandad
They got baited by the other team hard. stack kart then back off and wrap upstairs

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

KND need to win so I can watch b4nny going ham on Lakeside before bedtime.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sharpcharm
not looking good here

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StonedTime
RIP

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Nursey drop at 99. It's fucking over lads.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Oh god that must hurt.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Off to a bad start already.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

wtf was that uber. they throwing?

idontknow
idontknow

@Stupidasole
@CodeBuns
tilted team.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Looks like b4nny's going ham even if it's not on Lakeside.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Ignoramus
When he smells blood in the water he just goes for it

cum2soon
cum2soon

Man, I love equip regions.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@cum2soon
do the yeti head + bird head

eGremlin
eGremlin

Are there any good servers for practicing reflects that isn't dodgeball?

TechHater
TechHater

@eGremlin
trade servers, just ask people to shoot at you with a projectile

5mileys
5mileys

@RumChicken
beautiful

just to clarify, yes this actually works in-game

iluvmen
iluvmen

HELP NOW

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
<Heavy voice> No!

Emberburn
Emberburn

we should totally have more cosmetic slots guise!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

when did they get rid of server tags?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

doing Gunslinger crit kill bonus
Get behind oblivious heavy
hit him 3 times in a row
Third hit doesn't crit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TurtleCat
When you clicked on the "spectate" tag

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Crazy_Nice
yeah whoops

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat
Works on my machine.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sir_Gallonhead
How exactly do these images work anyways? Is it a 2-frame animation that doesn't loop, or is it some resizing fuckery?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SomethingNew
iirc it's resizing fuckery that only works with 4chan's specific thumbnail system

TechHater
TechHater

http://tf2r.com/kpjdxfj.html

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
Is there a piece of software or guide to making images like that?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

get shotgun contract
complete it in under 20 minutes because sentry kills while your shotgun is out count as shotgun kills

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

an issue with your computer is blocking valve servers
For fucks sake why? I was playing yesterday with no issues

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Firespawn
I think the common name on guides is magic PNG

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn
Not that I've seen, I just have a few saved that I found. Maybe check out /wsr/?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

get a holy mackerel ks kit from mvm
decide to see how much a strange one is
2 keys, strange festive one is 1.75 keys
what the fuck

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evil_kitten
Literal kids and geel decides the prices, what did you expect ?

FastChef
FastChef

I'd call that a moderate success! Thanks for the fun lads, and I hope to try an evening like this again!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evil_kitten
limited release crates and strange festives. they might be a bit easier to come by now because of skins but i hope you like civic duty colored fish if you plan on applying a stat clock.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evil_kitten
Not just getting a civilian war paint and a stat clock for a buck

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
can you still use stat clocks with skins? i thought they patched that

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Crazy_Nice
On civilian level skins.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Crazy_Nice
The whole point of stat clocks is to use them with skins. You need the same grade clock as the skin.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@GoogleCat
Most of the new skins in the case suck
They can be strange
anything above civilian for the non-case weapons cant be strange unless you go full autism and gamble 10 stranges despite the fact that the mercenary and freelance skins are almost always aesthetically superior

I just want a strange Night owl rocket launcher

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RavySnake
@GoogleCat
thanks anons

hairygrape
hairygrape

@RavySnake
reminder the new skins are uncraftable so you cant even do a trade-up with war paints

5mileys
5mileys

The MK II skins are uncraftable in order to protect the value of the original strange MK I weapons

farquit
farquit

@BunnyJinx
Lurk moar newfag

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
I don't really buy valve caring about values

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
even the skins you need to spend money for are uncraftable lmao

StonedTime
StonedTime

is the holy mackerel a direct upgrade from stock

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StonedTime
only because it tells you if a spy dr'd or not

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Xan if u deliver to those fragglets on goyim.tf I'll END u...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

you can't end anything you petulant child

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

U BITCH
THAT'S IT!!
some of u guys are alright, don't go to badlands spire tomorrow...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

they're shitty fabricators they're not even for good weapons who gives a shit

Evilember
Evilember

How to counter a phlog pyro ubered with stock medigun. Tried with pyro airblasting him but he still went trought. I was trying with soldier and the battalion backup but i didnt had enough time to build up rage.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Evilember
kill it right after it mmmphs

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Nojokur
They build both uber and mmph. Should have tried spawn camping to make them waste both.

5mileys
5mileys

@Evilember
It can't reflect so rocket spam is quite nice.

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
sticky/pill/rocket knockback while running away

TechHater
TechHater

Grrr tryin to wesel out are ya
Hehehe...... nothing escapes my eye..
*jumps down and frags ur while team not even blinking*
Tch..
*somersaults backwrdz and point my KIL gun at u*
This is your last chance, you better post anuber raffu or a bust a cappu..
*cocks MUBER gun*
Tick tock boy..

TreeEater
TreeEater

pyro taunts with full mmph
immediately aim at head
headshot the instant he turns vincible
saxophone
better feeling?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@5mileys
@Inmate
He ubers the pyro with the crits. The knockback from the sticky/rockets is enough?

girlDog
girlDog

@TreeEater
placing stickies at the pyro's feet

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CouchChiller
unless they are running QF they still take the same blast force from explosions. You shoot their feet you juggle them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyL0nXjAq8

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TreeEater
pyro taunts with full mmph
immediately place three stickies under him
detonate the instant he turns invincible

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

reminder that demoknight was a mistake

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperGod
Ok i tough they had some resistance to that with uber, i will try next time i see that combo.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no female characters
im so triggered right now, like, who made this game? are we supposed to just let the CIS white scum make male-only videogames?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@AwesomeTucker
Thank you user

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Garbage Can Lid
Actually. I just thought of an even better counter. Piss Rifle. Pyro can't do shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker
very slowly completed the contract through stock soldier
remember that other classes use the shotgun
AAAAH

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BlogWobbles
Bad bait
@TechHater
Good bait
---------------------------------
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

Methnerd
Methnerd

@PurpleCharger
Is not that the pyro just mmph in front of us and crit kill all, he charge that shit, a medic has uber to, he uses the crits and the uber at the same time. Since is a pub, people dont know how to shot at people feet with rockets, stickies (im not that good either) and thus he just walks kill us all because the mmph lasts 10 seconds and the uber 8 seconds.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BinaryMan
@iluvmen
Someone made a new 'janitor' character model that looks really good, it's almost a 1/1 recreation of the white demo concept art. Has anyone put it in game as demos head yet?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1162107608&searchtext=janitor

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methnerd
unless he's taking 10 years and charging it via scorch shot, he will die trying to get mmph if you piss on him

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TreeEater
Be soldier
Watch pyro do umph
As soon as the invuln ends I get a random crit rocket
Hit g4 for my trombone
See a full line of capital A's in chat

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperGod
damn
is there a reason they changed demo besides needing a token black character?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Soft_member
Since is a pub people has bad coordination and had many medics building charge. Also the time for pushing the cart was a lot, enough to build that shit.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Boy_vs_Girl
didn't happen, but nice read.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Post your top 5 favourite unlocks (they don't have to be good):

1. Huntsman
2. Market Gardener
3. Frontier Justice.
4. Flare Gun
5. Gunboats

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
Why deny my moment with no evidence? Just thirsty for a (you)?

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
I mean, the only hard thing to counter in this game is coordination. Sometimes raw talents/meme can't overcome it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@VisualMaster
You'd have a screenshot of the chat if that happened. I mean, it's not a bad story, but I don't believe you got a reply from the guy. Who cares it's a pub.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperWish
pain train
pre-nerf reserve shooter
market gardener
rocket jumper
degreaser

Techpill
Techpill

Where are all the good maps?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@viagrandad
I don't always screen cap, since steam always resets my settings for my screen cap bind, so I never can when I want

Booteefool
Booteefool

What is the minimum you need done for an Australium Contracker?

Is it 100%?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Booteefool
200%

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SniperWish
loose cannon
scottish resistance
wrap assassin
beggars
caber before the big nerf

girlDog
girlDog

finally look into why my bullets don't register at close range
turns out TF2 has fuck awful default netcode settings
fix interpolation with some copy pasted settings from some site or another
bullets actually registering holy shit
after 5 years of installing and uninstalling the game due to frustration I'm finally having fun again

Now if only they would fix the UI and give the server browser a complete overhaul I would give this game a solid 6/10.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Booteefool
2^32 - 1 stars

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@WebTool
alright at sniper despite hating the class
playing a match as scout or whatever
pubstar sniper is decimating my team and taunting after every kill
switch to counter sniper and bodyshot him until domination
he calls me trash and leaves
nothin personel wanker

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Dreamworx
so like 64?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@girlDog
Got a link friend? I feel like I can't play sniper lately probably because I'm not all that good anyways and I'm curious if your fix might do anything for me too

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PackManBrainlure
4294967295

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard
so, yeah, like 64

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sharpcharm
http://www.teamfortress.tv/11394/?page=1#post-8
type the following into the console. Then type net_graph 1 into console to check your lerp. it should be at about 15

interp 0.033
updaterate 66
cmdrate 66
smooth 0
smooth time doesn't matter
interp ratio 1
lag compensation 1

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@girlDog
use recommeded good net settings that came with the cfg
all my shots deal very little damage with good ping
become a god at 100 ping
i really wish i was smarter so I could fix it, playing in south americans servers to get high ping is really annoying

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Raving_Cute
Awesome, will definitely try once I wake up later today

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperWish
shortstop
original
escape plan
homewrecker
rescue ranger

likme
likme

@Carnalpleasure
it's an user is sleep-posting in /tf2g/ episode

YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Carnalpleasure
your family misses you user please wake up

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperWish
winger
pain train
gunboats
dh
escape plan

Inmate
Inmate

@SniperWish
1. Tomislav
2. Shokolad Bar
3. Black Box
4. Force-A-Nature
5. Quick Fix

Techpill
Techpill

Pyro is so fucking obnoxious now. It just need removed from the game, gone.

TreeEater
TreeEater

my favorite unusual hat does not have any versions with my favorite unu effect

why is this allowed bros

askme
askme

Tyler's latest CSGO video was completely BTFO by the CSGO team on Reddit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@askme
explain or fuck off

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
bye

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
He's bugged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIIgr_qt8mw&t=2m6s
By the way reddit just finally caught wind of this video after pyro mains kept downvoting it for weeks so expect a fix soon maybe

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Techpill
@Need_TLC
update for and about the pyro in the making for over a year
removes all skill ceilings by removing the last of the damage combos and and makes the class even more of a chore to fight against than before
only valve could fuck something up THIS bad

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

faceit made their own separate non-mandatory client similarly to discord

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@MPmaster
At this point, the 3D model for the Demoman was being built and we were preparing to move on. However, there were still some who didn't think he was quite there. A nagging feeling that perhaps the embracing of the archetype was a little to generic. Perhaps a little too much like a groundskeeper in Springfield. We needed a twist to make him more interesting. We didn't want to lose his personality but felt like visually he needed something that broke the cliche. A suggestion was made to have him of African descent and we ran with it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CodeBuns
There's nothing African about Demo

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
isn't he too like another character
"just make him black lol"
what the fuck i hate valve even more now

takes2long
takes2long

Should flames be hitscan?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CodeBuns
this never happened

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

watching a Delfy video
"picking Heavy without a medic just burdens your team"

Methshot
Methshot

watching a Delfy video
imagine doing this

MPmaster
MPmaster

He was one of the first results for "tf2 heavy"

Flameblow
Flameblow

@cum2soon
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=1783

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
flames should be a raytraced-lightgun

Bidwell
Bidwell

lmao

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@ZeroReborn
@Methshot
@MPmaster
mfw heavy

StonedTime
StonedTime

Strange Headtaker doesn't automatically track Halloween and Full Moon kills

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

reminder

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
Because he just hit you in the back with the holiday punch?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lord_Tryzalot
mfw I wipe your entire team and fall back to eat my organic banana

likme
likme

why do people undercut like this? do they have ape brains?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Doing Z1 while looking at a Pyro should alert them to extinguish you similar to the Medic auto-call

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperGod
*C1

Evilember
Evilember

@Fried_Sushi
no

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWgKcbeqUhY

post oldies...

TreeEater
TreeEater

@likme
it sells quicker
sounds like you're the ape brain if you can't understand that

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Classes based on how easy they are to play effectively
Easiest to Hardest:

Soldier
Medic
Pyro
Scout
Heavy
Demo
Engineer
Spy
Sniper

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
no shit, he could make more money if he undercut by less

you sound like a poorfag

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
put scout at the bottom, sniper isn't hard

WebTool
WebTool

@Sharpcharm
You're close, but the easiest three are Soldier, Spy, and Pyro.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@happy_sad
wow he could have made an extra $1.24!
nickel and diming over tf2 items
calls others poor

jesus christ user

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sharpcharm
switch pyro and medic, put engineer above heavy and you're golden

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Snarelure
post your inventory you wont

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw you can only get more doms than deaths as heavy

Firespawn
Firespawn

Heavy Update:
Heavy now has an intrinsic 50% resistance to Soldiers rockets.

Now Soldier has a hard counter and Heavy is useful again

Lunatick
Lunatick

hard counter
don't do that

viagrandad
viagrandad

how do amerimutts tell a foreigner from a local?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Because they use terms like "amerimutts" and "burgers" and due to their inferiority complex, they always try to start anti-American conversation completely unprompted.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@viagrandad
they just ask them if they are their cousin

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@viagrandad
vocab and grammar

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

butthurt ameripoor

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lunatick
he doesn't want there to be a hard counter against his favourite class

Everyone else has to deal with it, so do you

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CouchChiller
Everyone
TF2
having hard counters

I'm having a bout of amusement.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Does Factory New degrade over time? Will it end up Minimal Wear, and eventually Battle Scarred if I use it?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Boy_vs_Girl
Scout/Pyro : Engineer
Spy : Pyro
Sniper : Spy
Medic/Heavy : Sniper
Engineer : Demo
Demo : Scout

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nojokur
no retard dumb fuck idiot

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CouchChiller
hard counters in an FPS game
you seem to be lost, let me help you
https://boards.Veeky Forums.org/vg/owg

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CouchChiller
Hard counters are cancerous in a competitive environment. The most skilled player should always come out on top, even if he's at a natural disadvantage.
The only actual hard counters involve Sentry Guns. Sentry guns are not fun to play against.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@w8t4u
Demo : Scout
No.
That's a counter, not a hardcounter.
Besides, Scout:Engineer, only shitty offclasses have hardcounters.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Nojokur
Is there any game with cosmetic weapon qualities that does that?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

why is that raysFire fag in the TF.TV stream list? he hasnt played team fortress in like 4 years

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@GoogleCat
because its a circlejerk

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

he called it a hard counter so it must be one and shouldn't be done
Actually it wouldn't be a hard counter because the Soldier could still use his shotgun and it would still be possible to kill the Heavy.

I think the amount is too high though. Maybe a 35% resistance. Just make it so the Soldier can't kill the Heavy with four rockets

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

why not?
why should the healthiest class in the game survive even more than what he already does?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

heavy
survive

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

he survives unless he is focus-fired, in which case soldier resistance is meaningless as the demo and the scout should be doing most of the work anyway

Playboyize
Playboyize

When is a Heavy NOT focus fired? Whenever he comes into view he is the first thing everyone aims for.

Heavy is unique in the fact that he is insanely weak without a medic. Any class can either 1v1 him easily or take him down to under 50hp before Heavy can finish them off. Heavy needs something to make him useful because right now hes even more aimless than Pyro while alone.
The best he can do is hang by the flanks and the sidelines to pick off lone targets. Hes not the front line threat he is meant to be

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Playboyize
give him 15% passive damage resistance when revved and firing

done

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Supergrass
dont do this

cum2soon
cum2soon

Not like any of that would be fixed by adding an arbitrary resistance against a class.
Heavy isn't a class meant to be played alone, he SHOULD be weak alone.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Illusionz
hello sniper

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Supergrass
You mean like they did with the Natasha and Brass Beast but then everyone screamed it was OP, because any time Heavy gets buffed thats all anyone does, so valve nerfed it into the ground?

He even got a nerf to his chocolate, which was shit anyway, but now it can't overheal because valve introduced a bug and "fixed" it by nerfing Heavys survivability even MORE.

Heavy always gets fucking shafted

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Illusionz
wtf I can't just sprint up to a heavy and dunk him in under 10 seconds anymore I hate tf2 now
see
@Spamalot

farquit
farquit

be valve
nerf everything that makes roaming heavy viable because you want him to be a tanking class instead of an ambush class
don't actually buff his tanking ability, just give some resistances when using 2 miniguns no one uses
forget sniper exists

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Spamalot
when did theynerf those 2 weapons

hairygrape
hairygrape

caring this much about an offclass

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

250 hp
slightly above soldier speed
soldier banners
probably some changes to dmg/rev up time
i fixed heavy

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spamalot
Buffing a braindead class by giving him additional health just for doing his job is retarded.
All this resistance does is make Heavy harder to kill with no additional effort from the Heavy player.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
Team Fortress 2

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Gigastrength
oh i never realized that and i use the nastascha all the time

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What the hell do I put this Dragonslayer on, I have stranges for everything but it looks sexy

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Harmless_Venom
looks great on rocket launcher
alternatively whatever weapon you use most often which for most people is just shotgun

Soft_member
Soft_member

Second Banana has 50% faster recharge
actually recharges in 1/3 the time the Sandvich does

Uh, what? Is this some fractions-of-fractions faggotry similar to the original implementation of Th Jag?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Carnalpleasure
Tell that to the spies or the snipers
Or the soldiers
Or the scouts
Or the demos

Every other class bar medic can be effective without a team. They can at least get some kills.
Heavy is the only class who is useless without one and considering Valve is building the game around Casual, this is bad

MPmaster
MPmaster

Who is the braindead retard who decided the GRU and Eviction Notice needed a nerf?

Minicrits were fine as a downside now you can't get to the battle in a timely manner without losing all your health. If you want to get there at full health then you have to walk half of the way

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hmm yeah it's called a trade off sweaty

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

heavy mains actually complaining
if you did this as much as soldiers did heavy would never get nerfed

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
what did they mean by this?
do you think this is ok?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14398245

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@MPmaster
minicrits are a non-existent downside on the way to mid

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@MPmaster
im okay with nerfing GRU and eviction notice but i think the nerfs weren't well executed, i would have preffered a different kind of nerf like "10% less max health"

Playboyize
Playboyize

@MPmaster
Use the Steak, on most 5 CP maps it'll have worn off by the time you reach mid

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Raving_Cute
passive attributes without the weapon being visible
don't do that

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

HOW TO FIX TF2:
Removed The Escape Plan
Removed The Powerjack
Removed The Gloves of Running Urgently
Reverted The Eviction Notice to original stats along with speed bonus on hit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
It's not an issue if attribute in question is a downside.
Sandman, Vita Saw, and Eyelander all have health penalties as well.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spazyfool
Buff the hot hand

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperWish
powerjack has it
movespeed is a pretty big deal considering you just switch to meele to get it

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
The Powerjack has no passive effects applied to the player when not in use

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

be Valve
systematically buff medic to try to attract more players to the class
medic numbers dont really increase, medic is just harder to kill
systematically buff pyro to try to make it viable in comp
by promoting W+M1 gameplay

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@New_Cliche
actively kill all non-W+M1 playstyles as well

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@PackManBrainlure
oh shit you're right
thought it was +20% weakness to all damage just from having the powerjack equipped
then its pretty much a straigh upgrade from stock

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BlogWobbles
Literally every pyro melee other than the hot hand and volcano fragment is a straight upgrade from stock

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Burnblaze
seems to happen with other classes aswell
who would use stock in soldier when theres escape plan and market gardener

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why does Demoman get two primaries while Heavy Weapons (plural) Guy gets one primary and a little baby shotgun? At least replace his shotgun with a double-barrel from TFC or something.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RumChicken
reparations

Methshot
Methshot

@Stupidasole
fuck you

likme
likme

TF2 update: Consumibles (Bonk, critacola, milk, sanvdich and similar) are now usable just by pressing Q while holding any other weapon!
y / n ?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@likme
fuck no

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@likme
kys

JunkTop
JunkTop

TF2 script: pressing Q makes you switch to item 2 and hold "left click" for a second

viagrandad
viagrandad

@likme
This is a terrible idea. It gives no warnings to enemies that you either have the weapon or are about to use it, and it lowers skill needed to successfully utilize those weapons.

@JunkTop
I think his point was that you'd be able to immediately begin the throwing/drinking animation at the press of a button.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
It gives no warnings
*switches to mad milk and throws it at you*
wow wtf no wardnings

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Gigastrength
scalie 4 life

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
fuck drumpf

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Gigastrength
kurt cobains oriental microphone

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Gigastrength
i love penis (female)

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
reroll

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Gigastrength
<3 tim

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Gigastrength
based viva owns my ass

massdebater
massdebater

@Gigastrength
subscribe to B0aty at twitch :)

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Gigastrength
engineer is overpowered

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Snarelure
Reroll

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Snarelure
@StonedTime
lame as fuck

askme
askme

@Gigastrength
Scattergun

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StonedTime
BASED VIVA OWNS MY ASS!!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StonedTime
tfw someone else rerolls your name

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StonedTime
get your lols at Veeky Forums.org/vg/tf2g

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
..too bad I'm actually an engi-queer

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StonedTime
lol

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@MPmaster
These are the best ones because people get to carry an extremely boring and unfunny weapon until they finally cave in and buy more tags.

Illusionz
Illusionz

defense contracts fucking suck
I will be extra pissed when I'm done with them and valve catches up with the complains and reworks them

Methshot
Methshot

tfw accidentally do a edgebug during rollout

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

post some actually funny renames

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

tfw I kill

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

somebody needs to stop b4nny

Firespawn
Firespawn

Join casual
less than 6 players on both teams
enemy medic using vaccinator
k

5mileys
5mileys

join a game
enemy gamers are gaming

fucking shitters, dont they know im trying to frag people over here

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@VisualMaster
Hi Geel

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

STEEEEVE

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Guardin' Gurda
Heavy Melee

+ Heavy receives a meter that fills as takes damage. (Approximate damage needed to fill: 600)
+ When full: throw the saber into the ground, buffing Heavy and all nearby teammates with 20% damage resistance. (Radius: 500 units.)
+ When full: Heavy may initiate a charge, flinging the sword where he aims and sticking it into the ground. Teammates receive a 20% boost to speed until they reach the sword's buff radius, where it trades off to 20% damage resistance.
+ Increased melee radius.
+ Provides passive 2 HP healing per second to Heavy if used on a control point or objective marker.

- The sword is an antique, and does 10% less damage. Has a 10% chance of shattering when used, must be replenished with ammo pack or respawn cabinet.
- Guaranteed to shatter on critical hit.
- When utilized, Heavy is reduced to his Fists to melee for 25 seconds.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sharpcharm
Creative, but too complicated for the target market
IE it's probably shit

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

honestly what even is heavy
what's his purpose

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sharpcharm
20% damage resistance

You've just made the entire enemy team totally incapable to taking the point now

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sharpcharm
Let's take something heavy can only give himself when using a specific weapon in a specific situation and let him apply that to his entire team with no real downsides

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StrangeWizard
Tanking

Pushing through defences

Soft_member
Soft_member

get put in a sujin game
go heavy
drop down onto the point that has five enemy gamers on it
slay them all
retreat back a little to heal
go round to the double health kit house to flank back up top
all five people have respawned and come though the door and start heading up stairs as I am getting one of the kits to recover my sandvich
clearly a party with chat since as soon as a soldier spots me they all drop down to fight
instead of keeping the high ground
slay them all again because we are on a level field and I have two mid health packs behind me
all leave at once

So this is the power of queuing as a party

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StrangeWizard
angrily hiding in corners with the tomislav and mowing down people who are dominating you

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
implying tomislav heavies don't dominate

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Snarelure
spin-up noise is still extremely noticeable as it isn't shared with any other weapon sound
if you walk around revved up you're just spy and sniper bait

only heavies with a medic rammed up their prostate ever actually dominate anyone

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StrangeWizard
When alone:
Tanky flank class who specialises in ambushes and holding points

With Medic:
Front line attack/defence class who punishes over extending and specialises in pushing with ubers

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Gigastrength
rev up is a one second sound
can easily just rev up, wait around a corner and surprise someone with more damage than they could ever tank even with a medic

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sir_Gallonhead
rev up is a one second sound
which might as well be the stock rev up with how noticeable it is when you're hopping corners

can easily just rev up, wait around a corner and surprise someone with more damage than they could ever tank even with a medic
needing to hide in corners the entire match and shoot first to actually kill anyone
You play csgo often?

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
This desu

The best way to fight as Heavy is when the enemy haven't spotted you. Makes up for the miniguns spin up.

Once you are spun up you can take down a good number of people in seconds

eGremlin
eGremlin

@JunkTop
which might as well be the stock rev up

Stock minigun is perpetually loud and gives away the Heavy every second he's using his gun, comparing it to the tomislav is so stupid I'll assume you're just begging for replies.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@eGremlin
Stock minigun is perpetually loud and gives away the Heavy every second he's using his gun
As opposed to tomislav where you're also giving yourself away as soon as you fire, due to the unique firing sound? Anyone besides pubbies is going to realize you'll be plopped down in a corner nearby for the rest of the game.

I'll assume you're just begging for replies.
Read: 'I can't actually prove you wrong so I'll just be really condescending and cut off the conversation and pretend I won!'

idontknow
idontknow

@Crazy_Nice
red guitar
blu medigun and dispenser
smalltime

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

"tomislav would totally give you away like the stock minigun because it makes a sound too!"
realize you are espousing total retardation
"w-well uh, when you start firing they'll know you're there! that makes it a bad weapon!"
just stop

Methshot
Methshot

@PackManBrainlure
"tomislav would totally give you away like the stock minigun because it makes a sound too!"
It does, no sustained firing sfx is useful but don't pretend its the best minigun or anything

"w-well uh, when you start firing they'll know you're there! that makes it a bad weapon!"
Didn't say that its a bad weapon, you're way too hostile over something this inconsequential

Evilember
Evilember

if heavy is one of your top 5 played classes you should go toward these heavy-friendly sites
https://www.ugcleague.com/home_tf2h.cfm
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Tomislav is way better than stock because it kills faster close range, has less spread, is not constantly making an obnoxious sound and is American

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
*unsheathes minigun*
*mows your ass down with sasha*

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Dreamworx
Playing medic, needs to capture point for contract
Enemy pyro is engulfing the point in fire
Back up a few feet so I don't get killed with my medigun on heavy on who is on the point
Heavy kills pyro with like 10 HP, point caps instantly because it was 95% done before the pyro jumped on it
No contract credit
Fuck

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

t. spent money on an australium minigun and doesnt want it to go to waste

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evilember
phew

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why do over half of Heavy's hats have no unusual variant whatsoever?

takes2long
takes2long

@WebTool
Spy
kek

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I think the engineer voice actor died
thats why his new lines sound so odd, its a different guy

SniperWish
SniperWish

Why is this effect low tier? It seems pretty noticeable.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

its really common

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Gigastrength
nigger blaster

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why do people with unusuals hack on their main account?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Crazy_Nice
Because it's an intentional decision.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TurtleCat
if TF2 was developed nowadays it would be nothing but Nolan North and Troy Baker

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Carnalpleasure
he just doesn't do them for whatever reason, probably just feels like he's above video games at this point

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Evil_kitten
Also Nathan Vetterlein

Lunatick
Lunatick

Nathan Vetterlein wouldn't even have been hired because he's not in the clique

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evil_kitten
I'm sure you can get Atkin Downes in it too
And the sniper voice works on valve since HL2

girlDog
girlDog

just unboxed this bad boy whats it worth?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

i offer

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

135 scraps

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@DeathDog
that guy was a fucking retard.

askme
askme

@girlDog
around 25-28 ref, they get uncrated really often now unlike the hat unusuals.

i'll offer you a key for it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

kalinka has been updated to b8 versión
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/879595

cum2soon
cum2soon

@askme
Alright, ID/trade link?

WebTool
WebTool

Any aussies got some got abo jokes I can change my gas passers description to?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon
id/stary

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@cum2soon
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198075119827

if you really want to still trade it, then go ahead.

But here is a hint. you should really look on steam market first:

For instance:
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Unusual%20Taunt%3A%20Square%20Dance%20Unusualifier

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@DeathDog
sent

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@lostmypassword
dont do it you retard.
its worth 50 usd.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@PurpleCharger
thats not the same guy lol

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SomethingNew
actually we are all the same person.

I'm guess you have the ID extension for Veeky Forums.

Playboyize
Playboyize

market is absolutely saturated in unusual taunts
people still argue they should be 100 keys each when nobody buys them and they never sell

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nude_Bikergirl
im not trading him the unusalifier i know how much its worth everyone is getting rused

5mileys
5mileys

@Raving_Cute
not me

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Raving_Cute
ill give you 4 ref for it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Raving_Cute
one craft hat signed by me

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
name it "Don't sleep on the road!"

TechHater
TechHater

@Playboyize
what can you expect in a game full of children

happy_sad
happy_sad

@WebTool
Sniffin's a good job mate

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Playboyize

Unusual trading has become total cancer with a $50 minimum entry fee

market is dictated by a jew and his clique that contains valve employees
quick sell market was flooded with duped hats (that are somehow still being made)
"if you dont offer my precise price in keys FUCK OFF"
any new unusual anything is leaped on by hawks who try to make everything cost $900
unusuals arent even that much of a status thing anymore because of all the existing ones and duping
90% of unusuals sit in some kike's backpack collecting dust

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

own a 1 of 1 unusual I unboxed ages ago
know if I sold it, it would be duped 50 times by some ass clown

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

remove soldier scout demo and pyro
game is now fun

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@lostmypassword
How do you dupe items? How does someone know if it happened?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperWish
it looks ugly

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
Name
@happy_sad
And description

Thanks anons!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CodeBuns
backpack.tf will track item IDs but you can do it pretty easily check it yourself, if the ID is duplicated it was duped

SniperGod
SniperGod

Unusuals

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns

1. Log into a VPN

2. Log into your Steam account

3. Trade unusual to new throwaway account you own

4. Then trade to another, second throwaway account (3 in total)

5. Cry to Steam support

6. "GIB ME MY HAT BACK OMG HACKED :("

7. They give you your hat back

8. Original throwaway account is banned

9. That second throwaway account is not

10. Two hats now exist

11. Trade the original hat back to your account

StonedTime
StonedTime

@whereismyname
So steam doesnt care if you do this?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@StonedTime
anyone caring about TF2 in any capacity

it took them like 3 days to ban catbot spam

SniperGod
SniperGod

@VisualMaster
subtle

WebTool
WebTool

@Burnblaze
@Burnblaze
catbots?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

When are they going to change the Axtinguisher back

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
weeaboo faggots that ran around with aimbot and like 4 medic bots pocketing them

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What are the things that make you angriest? Taunting after kills? If so, which taunts? What about classes in general, which ones just suck all the fun out of the game for you?

idontknow
idontknow

Bros what the fuck why is no one playing at 8:32 AM on a Tuesday

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tourneyfags with a pocket medic bullying pubs and insulting them the entire time, when they're a balding manlet homosexual furry in real life with a bad taste in movies

Skullbone
Skullbone

So I got kicked from 2 games recently

First one, one of the new maps, mossrock
Finish a round of offence, we get nowhere thanks to a well placed system of sentries, heavies and demomen halting any good push
Say in text chat "eh, I think this map is a bit biased to Defense, maybe it could get a tweek?"
Instantly kicked for saying that

Second game, playing medic, only one in the team
Having to keep pretty much everyone from dying, but for the most part that's fine
Save for one pyro who won't fucking stop "team: MEDIC" spam
Tell him to stfu and let me heal other people
Yells at the 1 minute left mark in voice "Medic charge me, now!"
Before I can even click on him to start he (pyro remember) dives into a sentry nest guarded by about 5 soldiers and instantly blows up
Not a second later calls to kick me
Get myself kicked for him diving in 1vAll

Is this shit normal?

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
Why do you even bother to interact with people in this game?

voice_enable 0
hud_saytext_time 0

idontknow
idontknow

I remember lobbies being pretty popular before the Meet The Match update and people on Twitch would often stream themselves playing. Also b4nny used to play lobbies but now he rather plays pubs. What happened? Could it be that the failed comp MM mode in TF2 actually killed lobbies?

RavySnake
RavySnake

boys , came back after 1.5 years and i swear pyro wasn't so hard to fight before. each time i'm forced into a close encounter i lose 80% of the time. did something change?
also is the direct hit supposed to kill squishies in one hit?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
To which version?

I think the biggest problem with the current one is that swapping to it is 75% slower.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Skullbone
It isn't, but it makes sense
If you were playing with brainlets, they wouldn't read the reason for kick

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Skullbone
who the fuck gets kicked for stuff like that

did you forget to mention you constantly shouted nigger in the mic or something

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Skullbone
Oh and the richest part about the second one? Mother fucker had the backscratcher. So to recap:
Pyro spamming medic, expecting to be undercharged and pocketed in a team with one healer, while carrying an item that makes a healer's job HARDER gets mad and boots the healer when he dives into certain death

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
Pyro is now broken as fuck. Retards will win against even good players most of the time.

Direct hit does kill squishies in one hit, the trade off being you can't use splash damage as a crutch.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

splash damage
crutch
how to spot a retard

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@VisualMaster
To the good one

like it was before Love & War

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

buy my brother some gaudy expensive war paint for his birthday
he can't use it on his strange fish and has to fucking generate a unique quality fish with the war paint on it
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? WHY the fuck?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Skullbone
Do you have a very kickable name?

@RavySnake
Particles are now coherent, big and hit hard many times before expiring. Run to safety, stay out of reach, or charge into the heart of the fire and melee the fuck out of them.
If pyro was mindless before it's even more braindead now. Consider the enemy mindset. The Dragon's Fury can't shoot on stairs

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Reminder that demomen and scouts are allowed to criticize pyros, but if you play soldier you can't bitch as you're even easier to use.

TreeEater
TreeEater

two scunts with unusuals on enemy team
they're capping
waited in queue for half an hour for this

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Deadlyinx
@New_Cliche
No racism or bad names here, best reason I can think of is they thought I was "unskilled", which is fucking asinine to attempt to call out in pubs when no one's playing seriously (right?). Also refer to @TreeEater
that guy was just a salty tryhard asshole

Skullbone
Skullbone

post fat gunmen

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TreeEater

That sr clantag is cancer, I fought a pair of them doing the usual soldier+pocket schtick and they still got btfo then they spoke broken english

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone

Been thinking of trading the hair for a spooky ghosts football helmet.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Guys please I am mourning the loss of the Axtinguisher and I need emotional support from you right now

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Flameblow

Not sure which I prefer.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@girlDog
Turns out it became a holy grail one and is worth about 150 keys nice

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@CouchChiller
'worth' =/= how much somebody is actually going to pay for it

FastChef
FastChef

heavy running around with banana out
shoots anyone who gets close to him so not actually friendly
stops shooting and goes full frendly hoovy pls dont kill when he gets his ass stretched
calls me a tryhard for killing him

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Sir_Gallonhead
That's how much one sold for 6 months ago

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@FastChef
Tell friendlies to go be friendly in community servers

TreeEater
TreeEater

@FastChef
Pretending to be friendly is a expert heavy tactic, but complaining afterwards is retarded

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sir_Gallonhead
no one buys taunts, no one trades for taunts, its very common practice to lop off as much as 50% of a taunt's "official" value and the market is now being saturated with them

idontknow
idontknow

tfw Halloween event maps are so much comfier than their regular versions

viagrandad
viagrandad

Who do people play the objective on hightower, it's literally only fun as a TDM map and easily the worst of the PLR maps as an actual PLR map

hairygrape
hairygrape

only map I can enjoy scout on is Harvest because it's not a sequence of tiny corridors that favor splash damage or pyrofagging

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Stop complaining about the Pyro

Flameblow
Flameblow

@hairygrape
Harvest is one of the worst maps in the game.
The main area has hardly any cover and its super easy to spawn camp

Supergrass
Supergrass

@viagrandad
I want my casual mode exp you dumb trolldier and I'll pull out the Gunslinger if I have to

Emberfire
Emberfire

Trick f2p demo into actually typing +duck in console for bonus ducks

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@FastChef
Don't reply or taunt, just keep killing him. Also, unequip all your cosmetics except gibus and unique pyrosivison goggles.

FastChef
FastChef

there's people who go to community 24/7 map servers to do the objectives

SniperGod
SniperGod

if you want to fuck around go to neotokyo or something

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Flameblow
It's definitely at the bottom. I remember going heavy once and mowing down the entire team as they tried to cap then me and my team spawn camped them for the rest of the round.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Type +duck in console for bonus ducks

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Bidwell
fuck off furry

Booteefool
Booteefool

tf2 you type 'tf2' instead of 'tfw'

anyone know this feel?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Raving_Cute
i followed this and my lerp says 33.0ms with a value next to it that says for example 15.8/s but this fluctuates between that and about 32.5/s

should it literally say 'lerp: 15.0ms' or am i looking for the value per second?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Skullbone
Whats even remotely furry about his loadout?

DeathDog
DeathDog

jar full of piss
fart taunt
still no diaper cosmetics

I THOUGHT ENTIRE TEAM WAS BABIES

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Booteefool
I know That Feel 2

takes2long
takes2long

@w8t4u
protip: defending your own cart from enemies also counts

askme
askme

@Illusionz
if you know, you know

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

how do I make a vietnam/ww2 era soldier

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Deadlyinx
should stay at roughly 15

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

how good are the atomizer and sandman post-nerf

Soft_member
Soft_member

@DeathDog
6 years ago fuckface

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme
Explain

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How's my fashion, /tf2g/?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
per second right? what do i do to tweak it?

askme
askme

@ZeroReborn
shittier version of arcades sniper

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@JunkTop
vibri

farquit
farquit

@ZeroReborn
cosmetics
expensive reskin
spellbook
terrible

farquit
farquit

@farquit
shooting star looks objectively better than the machina tho

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@ZeroReborn
Hazmat looks ugle

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Raving_Cute
don't do it it's a virus

Evilember
Evilember

@PurpleCharger
pls i need inspiration

girlDog
girlDog

/vg/thread/195604169#p195604169
/vg/thread/195604169#p195604169

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
Literally the new cosmetic set for the soldier from the jungle inferno update. Or proof of purchase is good too

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