/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major patch: http://www.dota2.com/duelingfates (7.07)
Minor patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/34339/ (7.07b)
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New players (League refugee edition): https://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: http://devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

Previous: /vg/thread/195522575#p195522575

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https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
https://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
http://blog.dota2.com/
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
http://dotaloadout.com/
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
http://devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/
http://www.datdota.com/
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui
https://www.twitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngzQjht4h4U
https://www.opendota.com/matches/3557305200
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/CompLexity_Gaming/Results
https://youtu.be/wPvNY9xq6gU?t=57
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/15865
https://youtu.be/yfuFdSjxJ8k
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993279284/
https://www.sendspace.com/file/vedhl0
https://www.twitch
StonedTime
StonedTime

DUDE

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why is razor being picked now? Is it because of the 5 second cd purge? It's not exactly reliable though.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StonedTime
WEAVE

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@cum2soon
People realized he's still better than Bane

TreeEater
TreeEater

nth for dead hero

Flameblow
Flameblow

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Loona!

RavySnake
RavySnake

What makes Mirana so good now? Was it just the leap changes or am I missing something?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

https://www.twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit

DC vs VG.J cast by Kyle

likme
likme

@Poker_Star
I dunno about that. His damage steal is way more reliable than razor's and he has great laning and control in general. He's a little more durable, but bane has his excellent healing capabilities as well.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

bulba haters?

farquit
farquit

play hard support
be an above average support
team never goes for objectives, decides to go to jungle and die in 1v3s
cant win games because of it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@farquit

Just pick Silencer

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

thanks for the meal dotards

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@ That user who wanted Yulsara's for CM
I'm still here if you want it

massdebater
massdebater

@GoogleCat
i picked shadow shaman and i could take t1s and t2s, imma try silencer next

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nude_Bikergirl
“Hey NAFaggots,
My name is Bulba, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting on stupid ass nadota forums. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever destroyed any teams? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of mason's GPM.
Don’t be a streamer. Just hit me with your best memes. I’m pretty much disfunctional. I was top feeder of team EG, and top trashcan on Digital Chaos. What supports do you play, other than “heroes that actually do things”? I also get straight invites, and have a dumpster fire team (we just lost; Shit gave NO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for inviting me to your team.
Pic Related: It’s me and my last place finishes"

RavySnake
RavySnake

Does Ogre Magi have two dicks?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Re-asking from last thread

Why do my pubs never build lotus? it's pretty comparable to linkens and the dispel is great

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

pick razor and viper as your cores
get dumpstered by a qop
bravo ritsu

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BinaryMan
I don't know, maybe because pubs are idiots. Pubs still do the honeypot strat of
building blademail when obviously behind
LOL

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TurtleCat
Honeypot heroes. CK gets dumpstered by Sven too, especially with the new talents.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StonedTime
I guess so, I've killed sniper and doom with their own ults using it

Maybe it'll be my secret sauce for leaving the trench, just build it on every hero EE style

cum2soon
cum2soon

play Spirit Breaker
charge enemy Invoker Mid
type "hey Invo, were you playing veno in our last game?" while charging
arrive and kill him with our mid Storm
Invoker types "what werqqwrdqqwrdrrr" in all chat and abandons
I can't believe this still works

RavySnake
RavySnake

chaos knight wheelchair skin when

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@cum2soon
Devilish.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TurtleCat
Razor and Tinker have literally, LITERALLY never been above 50% winrate in the professional scene. Their pick rates vary wildly from patch to patch but other than that they are shit, across time and space. Picked to lose at some times and forgotten at others.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@cum2soon
Nice

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Crazy_Nice
dota2lounge should let players bet during the draft. Once Razor is picked it's ez moni

girlDog
girlDog

First for Leo

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@girlDog
cats
STILL BadDogs but GoodReptiles as pets.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
doesn't like cats
normies out

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
shitting on my nigga the iguana
fukin say that to my face, cunt

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lord_Tryzalot
Cats are literally virgins animals

old cat lady
day 9
every nerd autistic virgin programmer will say he likes cats

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lord_Tryzalot
frig off, team cats are the future of dota

WebTool
WebTool

@JunkTop
baumi

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RavySnake
Pretty much those leap changes. It's very hard to kill Mirana now if she has two or more leaps available. You pretty much have to have an instant ranged stun to get her locked down.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@JunkTop
Virgin
Excuse me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngzQjht4h4U

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@JunkTop
What? Girls love cats.

Techpill
Techpill

Eric Dong with the sexy Death Prophet set

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

kyle calls what jimmy does exactly

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

DC lost. Who picks naix or invoker these days.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@hairygrape
I wanna fucking bang that bug so bad.

Illusionz
Illusionz

God Tier aka See you As Member of the Pack
Dogs

More High Maintenance then a Girlfriend
Birds

Will eat you within Second of you dying
Cats

Probable Lizardpeople
Reptiles

OH SHIT NIGGA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Fish

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

d-does demon know bane can attack through nightmare now?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fried_Sushi
doubting /ourguy/ jimmy
top kek

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@PackManBrainlure
what is the point of this post

King_Martha
King_Martha

@kizzmybutt
i dunno

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Illusionz
Where do Big Beautiful Bugs fall into?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw spamming PL through sub-1k ranked

whereismyname
whereismyname

We will NEVER get regionlock

It's the only thing keeping this game from being great

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@whereismyname
we have soft region lock

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It's a good item on any right click hero that doesn't strictly prefer physical damage, which means anybody who builds maelstrom.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Burnblaze
Back to your favella Juan

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@LuckyDusty
its actually so good on void

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PackManBrainlure

how ? don't tell me its just higher ping on far away regions / servers

iluvmen
iluvmen

@LuckyDusty
anyone who already has damage and needs 4 speeds

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Need_TLC
they never fully got rid of what they implemented in the spring they just turned down its influence

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@whereismyname
implying the east coast fags that think they're hot shit are any better

I had a game with 0(zero) peruvians, and still lost because our visage""""""""""""""""support"""""""""""""""" didn't do a damn thing but farm an AC and Solar Crest, then had the gall to say "wow im a support and i have more kills than u guys lol"

no matter what you do, you will never get shitheads to ever leave

Methnerd
Methnerd

@whereismyname
I moderate the amount of dota I play to keep myself from becoming racist
you don't want me to be racist do you valve

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can a yuropoor carry someone as heavy as the amerigoblin "Mason" :thinking:

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
I just started dota my 4th game
Is it usually this easy?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@LuckyDusty
:thinking:

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Flameblow

I haven't played since TI4 finals and just came back with this big update but my games have been enjoyable so far , USW only

idontknow
idontknow

@Nude_Bikergirl
you're on an alt/10

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Nude_Bikergirl
nice try mohammad

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nude_Bikergirl
Bristleback vs brainlets
Very easy.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Blaziken a mango again for the second time in like a week

Now I know the system is based on usage rates!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@JunkTop
Uhhh same can be said for dogs lover bro

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@idontknow
i came from lol, im quiting it cause friends are in dota

StonedTime
StonedTime

swindle laughing
jesus this guy might actually be insane

FastChef
FastChef

@Nude_Bikergirl

that doesn't look like anyone first games
no 0/20 Sniper
No aghs rush support ( people from league think Ability scaling = good )
Builds make sense , there is nothing outrageously bad

idontknow
idontknow

@StonedTime
/ourguy/

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fuzzy_Logic
tfw playing in a sub-1k ranked match

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Gigastrength

Yeah but you can get shitheads that at least speak your language

Flameblow
Flameblow

seasoning when

likme
likme

is quoiqva is actually a good player? that sun strike timing was pretty sick

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

havent touched techies almost ever since team just shits on you
decide my next game ill give him a go
I actually did really well

I had fun /d2g/

hairygrape
hairygrape

@FastChef
Does 2-15 archer counts who keeps dying beside me which was my 3rd game

viagrandad
viagrandad

@CouchChiller
i am happy for you

w8t4u
w8t4u

@hairygrape
archer

Techpill
Techpill

TB no BKB
I wonder how this'll go...

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape

yeah , if you keep your GPM and EXP high the game algorithm will start matching you with better / more experienced players so dont be surprised if you run into a loss streak soon

that is when you pause , sit back and try to learn how to get better

Soft_member
Soft_member

@hairygrape
"archer"
where did you come from?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
game wont match me with terrible players right when they match me with experienced ones?

farquit
farquit

@hairygrape
archer
blue depressed bitch and not our flaming bone guy brooklyn

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@hairygrape
""""archer"""

Wat

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Techpill
C O N J U R A T I O N

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why isn't physical dmg BH as popular as supporty BH?

It should be stronger than ever now that he has talents specifically aimed at that.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RavySnake
Ritsu got smart and bought bkb.

happy_sad
happy_sad

30 minutes
almost get megas on enemy team
enemy finishes bloodstone and kaya
beyond godlike
we lose

HOW

IS

THIS

B A L A N C E D

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

ritsu is still allowed to play in pro games

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

DC
DC
DC
DC
DC
DC
DC

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
Yeah, Archer is a pretty shit hero right now. Sneezing Porcupine is an easy hero to beat noob players since they don't know how to counter it. And really fucking easy to play too.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TurtleCat
High level pubs generally refuse to do anything that isn't considered fully optimal.
Chinks occasionally do it though.

Lunatick
Lunatick

How do I build warrior (the guy with the mask and big sword)??

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TurtleCat
new bounty dps talents suck
last patch it was more viable meaning almost not viable at all

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

TB somehow died 0 times
wtf

Firespawn
Firespawn

Greetings from LPQ

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sir_Gallonhead
tb
?
it's evil demon

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

>>195565852
that hand
what

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Firespawn
People still underestimate Oracle
When will they learn?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

>>195565852
Nice dick, but no. Dota 2 is the textbook description of Stockholm syndrome.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Firespawn
gappy playing oracle
seems legit

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

>>195565852
are we doing small dick thread nao?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

>>195565852
@Stark_Naked
That really is a feminine hand

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

just got back from grabbing dinner, how the fuck did DC throw that?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
that's cause your mom is holding it while I take the pic

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PurpleCharger
naix vs tb
that was an automagic loss thanks to peanut brain demon's draft

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Immortal starting in LB final like Mineski

I nominate Summit 8 qualifier for the shittiest dota 2 tournament format

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

almost there :)

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw you are in the same game as a streamer

iluvmen
iluvmen

Dooooooooooootaaaaards
whens the mmr reset

idontknow
idontknow

@PackManBrainlure
Are you retarded?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@King_Martha
no one cares about 1k mmr streamers with 2 viewers, sweetie.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
i got killed by shroud yesterday in pubg
made me feel better about losing

SniperWish
SniperWish

it's another episode of Breaky shouting in a deep voice to cover his lack of casting ability
hopefully kyle can save the cast :))

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CodeBuns
leave every game
whine about getting punished
lol

Methshot
Methshot

@CodeBuns
17 months in a year
Is this a bug?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@RavySnake
i used bots to get out of low prio, i have 10 abandons total you dunce

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

CONJURATION

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TalkBomber
how about you stop abandoning like a prissy bitch, you dunce

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Methshot
amerisharts

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

played with a japanese 2 stacka guy and a girl
thought he was jsut a weeab with moonrunes as a steam name until he spoke to his friend on mic
average weeab would try to make friends with them
but they're fucking god awful at the game
autism kicked in and automatically told them the 3rd bomb is coming

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
Liar.
Japs don't play Dota.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Garbage Can Lid

tfw no Japanese dota playing gf

Why live?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

the caster doesn't know the free tp starts on CD

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StrangeWizard
It's not actually a girl. It's some greasy russian faggot thinking people care about women in dota.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Garbage Can Lid
japanese plays dota
Do you mean the pinoys or some weebs that could a few words of moonrunes?

DeathDog
DeathDog

I wanna fuck all the bug heroes in this game.

idontknow
idontknow

@DeathDog
even nyx?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
they were conversing fluently
and i should know
i watch anime

Methshot
Methshot

Swindlez is solo casting as the actual caster just says "oh yeah"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@AwesomeTucker
expecting caster to play the games or following new patches
Do you think 5 dollars an hour caster care about quality?
yes those casters are paid in minimum wages, thank you LD for setting a standard.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@idontknow
Especially Nyx.
All of them are sexy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methshot
date/month/year is how it works in most countries

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You have 10 seconds to predict how Bulba will "Bulba" this game

farquit
farquit

he doesn't pick Lanaya
what's your excuse

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

anons should i go on another nugget run tonight

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Carnalpleasure
I thought minimum was $7.50 in McDonaldland?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Harmless_Venom
give TB a free sunder target

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw bought chocolate to eat tonight but I was a greedy guts and ate it as soon as I got home

massdebater
massdebater

@Harmless_Venom
STUN CREEP
@farquit
she's dogshit

hairygrape
hairygrape

Which mid hero y'all playin for the easy solo MMR? pic of my house unrelated

Snarelure
Snarelure

@lostmypassword
what kind of nuggets?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
the stoned aussie in the background

an actual disgrace. who the fuck in their right minds would employ a bogan

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Methnerd
stop using that fucking word you stupid fucking retard

Nojokur
Nojokur

@hairygrape
healy man

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@hairygrape
Death Prophet does the job pretty well.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

spelar lite dota

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Spazyfool
what if they buy blademail (๑꒪▿꒪)*

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Snarelure
mcdonalds nuggies

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@hairygrape
Anytime I want to win I just pick sniper mid

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
Comfy house

whereismyname
whereismyname

@whereismyname
meh, im a wendys fangay

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BunnyJinx
I don't know if blademail reflects death prophet's ultimate damage.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@whereismyname
i live in eu we dont have wendy

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw zeus will never be good competitively
can't last hit without arc lightning
uses mana to last hit
can't deny
easy gank target, nothing to stop and only average movespeed
can't kill anyone unless he's at least level 5

JunkTop
JunkTop

paparazzi 2 heart centaur

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spamalot
At least he's fun to play.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
You play him mid or offlane with like 6 clarities then go soul ring if its hard to cs or arcanes if its going well. Then build the other and juggle item slots to get the most out of arcane and soul ring actives. Then you get Aghs by 17-20 minutes and shit on negros forever. Then go Octarine, Refresher for the Venn Diagram of Doom.

You can't lose lane if you are literally 800 range from any creep waves csing. Literally Magnus level creep farming autism. NEVER GO BOTTLE OR FOR RUNES, THIS IS THE TRUE ZEUS HONEYPOT STRAT.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

2 heart eblade centaur

askme
askme

@hairygrape

I only go mid if there's an Invoker and then I immediately pick PA and make him miserable

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@askme
PA wins mid against Invoker?
PA wins mid against anybody?
You sure you don't mean PL?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
What? I rent my house out.

WebTool
WebTool

@Fuzzy_Logic
do you also rent out your bum?
because you're a colossal faggot

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan

Nope, PA. I just spam dagger at him from the beginning and then blink on him whenever he dares to go down his side's stairs. Probably only good in shitter tiers though.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Supergrass
it does..

Playboyize
Playboyize

Alchemist Razor
Did they really have no other choices to pick than these?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nojokur
does that mean necro

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PurpleCharger
You're now on his side of the creep wave with creep aggro and cold snap on you.

How is this an advantageous position?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Leaked 7.08 patch notes

Storm Spirit: Reworked

Ball Lightning now has 3 charges
Charges replenish every 55 seconds
500 Distance Auto Static Remnant in Ball Lightning replaced by +2 Ball Lightning Charges
+40 Attack Speed replaced by -25s Ball Lightning Recharge Time

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
can last hit from 1000 miles away
deals harass damage every time he takes a last hit
FREE SENTRY LMAO

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PurpleCharger
Why would PA be good against Invoker.

summons forge spirit
cold snaps you

Illusionz
Illusionz

@viagrandad
LITERALLY THE ONLY CHANGE STORM HAS EVER NEEDED:

Muted in Ball Lightning
DONE 5EVER

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

DO I GET NUGS

JunkTop
JunkTop

@viagrandad
@Illusionz
you fags that want to nerf balanced heroes really need to fuck off.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Medusa never died. Wombo doto is best doto.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@AwesomeTucker
yes

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@haveahappyday
@happy_sad
see Zeus
pick Shadowfiend
get free lane
get max souls
destroy waves and towers faster
farm jungle in the meantime

eGremlin
eGremlin

@AwesomeTucker
post pictures

whereismyname
whereismyname

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay.
We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on /d2g/, our forums and across numerous social media outlets.
Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Last two digits decide how many games I spam techies in ranked

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
you have one team fight ult on radiant
the dire had 5

Methnerd
Methnerd

oh boy i gonna enjoy the competition to get most farm and nobody gonna buy wards/courier

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RavySnake

I normally wait until he's below 60% health before blinking so I just do more damage than he does to me, especially with Stout Shield.

https://www.opendota.com/matches/3557305200 is a recent game where I did this, but like I said, it's pleb tier.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@viagrandad
@Illusionz
t. got zapped

Techpill
Techpill

@Soft_member
JUST LIKE MY PUBS

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Anons the nugs are 5 min walk away and the homeless people are out help

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@VisualMaster
grab your ar15 and tread carefully

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BlogWobbles
i live in europe we're only allowed our fists

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

2-18 Pudge feeds Ursa mid
some actual 50 IQ brainlet that only plays Dota for Turbo mode

Can we just remove Turbo mode if all it does is draw in garbage like this?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methnerd
but riki and WK are support..?

dire
oh

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TurtleCat
Because if BH goes remotely near a fight he instantly fucking explodes into tiny fucking giblets at the most stray, awry, mis-aimed spells.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PurpleCharger
draft loss

honestly waiting until last pick and knowing how to fix your teams godawful draft is worth 500-750mmr

Methshot
Methshot

pick medusa
start script that spams toggle shield as fast as possible
so many particle effects, green IO
80% of everyone in the game just freezes as soon as I'm rendered
destroy mid, both supports rotating to try and help, only to sit seemingly afk
fucking spics and their internet cafes.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Ritsu more like bad haha

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spazyfool
thats why you dont go physical, but instead you build aether/aghs/meteor hammer

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

triple bashed by rosh
LMFAO

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

imagine being such a cuck you let Rosh bash you thrice lol

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Supergrass
Only 2 people on their team even managed 400 gpm, invoker was feeding, had ridiculously bad items and item timings, did the second-to-lowest damage in the entire game, this is pleb mmr (which you acknowledged), and the whole game is a stomp in the first place.

Not trying to be a cunt, but that's hardly good indication of which hero dominates the lane.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@lostmypassword
What hero do you pick to fix Radiant's shitty draft?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@LuckyDusty
But the user was asking about physical DPS BH, as in shit like damage items

Emberfire
Emberfire

At what point do I stop being able to get away with PL shenanigans?

RumChicken
RumChicken

CHECK IT!!!

JunkTop
JunkTop

you will never cuddle with JerAx
why even live

girlDog
girlDog

@Supergrass
what was their last pick

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@GoogleCat

Nah, you're good. I'm in shitter tear for a reason.

What's he supposed to do against dagger spam though? Just focus more on Q? I only started doing this cause I got wrecked by a PA as Invoker once.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Reminder that Ana is the best player DOTA has ever had but (((Fly))) and n0tail threw him under the bus after they choked at TI :(

Playboyize
Playboyize

How does this sound as an ultimate ability:

Mayhem
Damage type: Pure
Place a cursed brand on the target, causing them to burn from within and cause their surroundings to burst into flames every 2 seconds.
Duration: 10
Burn damage per second: 40/50/60
Flame duration: 3
Flame radius: 400
Flame damage per second: 30/35/40
CD: 90

RavySnake
RavySnake

Whatever happened to that nice ambience and aesthetic dota had in its early days.
the darker graphics, the artwork and tribal theme.
the entire aesthetic of the original comic "are we heroes yet"
Where did it go so wrong, lads.

Inmate
Inmate

@Playboyize
bad doom
???

MPmaster
MPmaster

@girlDog
I don't know, I'm not the guy who played it. You can change any hero there to make the team better.

happy_sad
happy_sad

kyle shitting on ee
who was in the wrong here?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
EE has won a major, Kyle hasn't

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
THE DUMPSTER

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
@Sharpcharm
please cite an instance where EE was in the right
I'll come back after a few matches

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
replace LS with AM and rat like a madman

Techpill
Techpill

TEAM
RATA

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PurpleCharger
Without actually watching the game it's hard to point out his exact mistakes. But there are a few things I'm betting that he didn't do. Invoker will usually shift to QQQ between last hits, then back to EEE in order to actually last hit, which significantly boosts his regen. Furthermore, he's going to have an easier time controlling creep equillibrium, which means that he won't have to run downhill out of position. With his superior damage he's going to skyrocket in cs after level 3. If somehow he's actually at risk, he'll get a casual ring of protection sent to him before you hit 6.

But most importantly, and what i'm guessing happened in your game, he won't just panic and run away when you blink in. He can already have a forge spirit out, two spells invoked, and invoke off cd just waiting for you to blink into a fight you can't win.

You'll blink in and he'll drop ice wall, cold snap you, then a point blank sunstrike, all the while his forge spirit is wailing on you. You've probably got boots, stout, aquila, and 20% evasion at this point, it just doesn't end in your favor.

SniperGod
SniperGod

browsing the internet aimlessly at the office
checking out /r/Dota2
a cutie comes in asking to use my computer
I say 'fine no problem'
leave the browser open
cutie sees 'Dota 2', looks impressed
asks 'what is this? it looks so cool!'
'just a news site, nothing important'
she goes on 'never seen a news site like that before, tell me more about it when we have time'
GGWP

DOTA IS LIFE.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@happy_sad
name 1
lan
Kyle
has
won
I'll wait. I'll even wait till Ti8.

likme
likme

@eGremlin
perfect world

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat

Lmao he didn't do any of that shit so I would say you are right. Thanks for the write-up, I guess I will switch to PL in these circumstances so I don't get used to shit tier antics.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperGod
dota gets you laid and people still want the game to die

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperGod
I would make fun of you for using Reddit but honestly I don't have the energy right now to do anything but say "great job if true".

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

god lanm is so fucking sexy

Emberburn
Emberburn

win game
"good job team, commends all around"
don't actually give any commends while I soak up all the good boy points

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@farquit
Having too much fun with Pango and his smugness.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
I mean, if it works it works. As long as you're having fun go for it. There's a certain amount of fun and charm on lower mmr games that you'll regret losing if you climb the ladder too far.

Try to take a weird lane setup or go a sub-optimal build and you can enjoy your reports. It's not as fun as it's cracked up to be.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@farquit
I like winning

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberburn
reminder that anyone who has this image saved is probably a low-functioning autist

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/CompLexity_Gaming/Results
sweetie...

askme
askme

Did Valve implement a hidden "Race War" matchmaking update? In all of my recent games, all of the Spanish speakers are on one team and the English speakers are on the other.

Methshot
Methshot

@cum2soon
Just lost the game in 30 mins because AM doesn't want to give up farm and spectre went for radiance at 25 mins.

MPmaster
MPmaster

This is my list of favorite pokemon. Recommend me a hero.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@MPmaster
meepo

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
Yes, it was like that for a while now. If a thirdie queue on white servers he'll only get thirdies on his team.

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
anything that works with kaya/yasha/sange

w8t4u
w8t4u

there will never be another general for dota allstar

Snarelure
Snarelure

@MPmaster
Winter Wyvern

JunkTop
JunkTop

@MPmaster
lycan lol

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
replaced by super smash dota imba 700

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

literally how the fuck are you supposed to kill tide?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
he's a big guy

Emberfire
Emberfire

@w8t4u
that would imply there was one in the first place

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BlogWobbles
Silver Edge
Magic Damage

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Raving_Cute
U U U U

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@GoogleCat
There's a certain amount of fun and charm on lower mmr games that you'll regret losing if you climb the ladder too far.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BlogWobbles
1. don't let him get to level 15
2. zone properly with good support play, trading allied support levels for enemy offlaner levels (doesn't happen in pubs gg end fast)

3. ever tried a ranged carry?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Raving_Cute
backstrokes into your fountain

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

can someome link me a GOOD leshrac mid build? is the hero good?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
3.
like windranger? or dragon knight? what about gyro?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Noobie had a terrible draft against Tide desu. And they didn't have enough time to get Silver Edge because they got destroyed in 20 minutes.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Crazy_Nice
Just don't go lightning anymore. It's pretty easy.

Is the hero good: Are you good at jumping in & out of fights strategically? Do you have a good dangersense? Do you have multiple stuns on your team? Can you do quick math for your abilities and the enemy's abilities?

SniperGod
SniperGod

72 damage block and 85% base damage reduction
HOW IS THIS BALANCE?

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
silver edges you

askme
askme

@Stark_Naked
Do i get Euls? What boots? Kaya first?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Maut baneposting in a cast
Have we started the fire?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool
*ravages you*

I'm glad this balanced hero just by existing requires 11k of items for enemy cores to even function at all

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperGod
4 second 1450 range blink
75% spell resistance
HOW IS THIS BALANCE?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Melee/Agility

Q: Slows the target for 6 seconds and speeds you up by the same amount. The movement speed change increases with the distance between you.
Movement speed minimum: 10%
Movement speed maximum: 60%
Minimum distance: 150
Maximum distance: 1800
CD: 23/18/13/8 Mana: 75

W: Sacrifice a portion of your current health to gain a base amount of attack speed plus a percentage of the lost health as attack speed for 8 seconds. Multiple instances can be active at once.
Attack speed: 15/30/45/60
Current health loss: 10%
Lost health as bonus attack speed: 30%
CD: 2.5 Mana: 25

E: Your attacks pull the target closer to you and deal bonus damage based on how close the target is to you. The bonus is maximum at 0 units and lowers to nothing past 150 units. Also allows you to move through units.
Pull distance: 50
Bonus damage maximum: 12/24/36/72

R: Become immense for 20 seconds, gaining increased health and attack range.
Bonus health: 400/800/1200
Bonus attack range: 300
CD: 70 Mana: 100/150/200

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Soft_member
@lostmypassword

I should have clarified. I was Phoenix and it was not close. Silencer was last pick but it didn't help.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@askme
Yes eul's will help you lose aggro. use your brain for the rest.

If you don't play based INT heroes then heh nothin personnel kid, but playing leshrac is natural to me because I play best heroes all the time (aka INTELLIGENCE HEROES get out agility/strength noobs). If you play INTELLIEGENCE heroes you know how to use GOOD SPELLS without dying in team fights, it's something agility noobs wouldn't understand

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Spazyfool
i love soe so much

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@AwesomeTucker
just pick a ranged hero retard

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw you just found out your aunt paid a 12 y/o to fuck her as replacement of his dead husbo

meh, i hope seasonal gets in asap to fix me

RumChicken
RumChicken

@haveahappyday
gay
why

because it's like a fucking LoL character, all the skills are obvious and clearly only have a singular purpose

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Nojokur
So how much she paid you?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stark_Naked
Why is lightning bad first? That's usually what I do with core Lesh and I have no problem shitting on people with him.

massdebater
massdebater

@RumChicken
What makes it worse than a hero like Sven?

SniperGod
SniperGod

why dark willow looks like a fuckin courier

SniperGod
SniperGod

is silencer the most naysayer hero?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Veil on bat?

Methshot
Methshot

wew is seasowal

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You get to add one new hero or item based solely on your own selfish desires without taking what Dota could actually benefit from into consideration.

What do you add?

Playboyize
Playboyize

This is one of my favorite heroes and i literally haven't seen a single one since this big patch dropped

is he shit now?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Playboyize
now

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
I fucking wish.
I never get people speaking Portuguese on my team

WebTool
WebTool

@Evil_kitten
G A M B L E R
A
M
B
L
E
R

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Harmless_Venom
he was good in the hands of a player that isn't trash like you

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@happy_sad
Yeah see @Crazy_Nice

Retard

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Why are wh*tes even allowed to play dota?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PackManBrainlure

That's the best news I've heard in a while. No wonder I'm on an 11 game winning spree.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evil_kitten
you don't play at a professional level and neither do i so who cares

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@massdebater
okay you're right, let me revise my argument
your hero does nothing unique or interesting

he's like Clinkz, his kit has synergy right? but why do you need to lose health, why have such a low CD for 8 seconds of attack speed, your hero does nothing special but drag people closer I suppose but it doesn't seem that large even with your ult. If it's a carry type thing heroes like Lifestealer, Ursa and even Bloodseeker accomplish raping and holding someone down better and faster and more dramatically giving them their unique style where Lifestealer can just rape people with impunity and Ursa can just rape people instantly.

Lycan kinda rapes people but he just runs them down instead of having to hold them in some form.

what makes your hero unique?
movement speed difference? nope, I've established several heroes can do this quite effectively

attack speed steroid? no, and Clinkz, Ursa and even PA don't even need to spend health

pull closer
That'd be interesting if it was meaningful, more like a shitty Shadowfiend or tanky Shadowfiend.

Avatar
Is this really going an ultimate, I mean even TB's meta isn't an ult.

What would make your dragging mechanic interesting? IMO an immolate ability like Radiance that deals more damage the closer the enemies are or just use it for pure control like a charge-based skill that converts your melee attacks to ranged and drags them back as if Batrider had lasso for auto-attacks.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Melee/Strength

Q: Creates a barrier in a 1400 range line from the hero, dealing 110/160/210/260 damage and stunning enemies for 1/1.25/1.5/1.75 seconds. Barrier lasts for 8 seconds.
Cooldown: 18/17/16/15 Mana Cost: 125/140/155/170

W: Grants a buff for 14 seconds that makes the next attack deal 100%/200%/300%/400% bonus damage.
Cooldown: 5 Mana Cost: 35/40/45/50

E: Passive. Procs whenever you cast a spell, dealing 75/100/125/150 damage to heroes in a 300 radius, as well as stunning them for 0.6/0.9/1.2/1.5 seconds.

R: Deals damage to enemies in a 600 radius based on the number of other enemies near them. Each nearby enemy deals 60/85/110 damage to its allies around it. Non-illusion heroes deal double damage.
Cooldown: 150/130/110 Mana Cost: 145/205/265

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
muh chainstuns
fucking gay such a shit hero idea literally kill yourself

Inmate
Inmate

Rate my this hero that I've made.

https://youtu.be/wPvNY9xq6gU?t=57

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
He was always average. Now you HAVE to rush bkb and build durability since they changed unstable current

girlDog
girlDog

@BlogWobbles
Doesn't sound that overpowered, some shitters will lose to him but sounds pretty stoppable with any dot and some prediction

farquit
farquit

in dota 1 it was possible to purchase the enemy team's gems and observer wards from their fountain

RavySnake
RavySnake

@farquit
now I just buy my items from their fountain while i'm farming them

Techpill
Techpill

@RavySnake
not going level 1 teleport as furion and getting all your starting items from the enemy shop

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

tfw playing deaths door while waiting for newbee vg game 2
(You) me when it starts dotards

likme
likme

@Inmate

lmao @ the Nyan cat courier at 3:59

That lady has a very relaxing voice though.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lord_Tryzalot
it started

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I seriously hope you aren't sleeping on this hero right now

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Skullbone
thanks for the (You) moron

farquit
farquit

@195576306
thanks for giving it back

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Need_TLC
2k mmr

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
So, how much surgery has she had? About leshrac, get bottle, wand, null talisman and rush Kaya. After that you'll probably want to pick among Bloodstone, Bkb, euls, atos, shivas, etc.. I recommend max your lighting first along with the stun if you want to farm safely, for pushing you'll want your w skill.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evil_kitten
You know, people fight for a lot of things
Fame, power, glory...
I've never been into all that
I'm a simple man
I fight for one thing
The biggest thrill of them all
The thrill of the gamble
(Happy merchant face appears)

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stark_Naked
tfw no edgy leshrac in dota

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Ignoramus
I pretty much just started with the pull ability and slapped together a shell to accommodate it. Constant damage probably would make more sense.

Or we could just add the "pull on hit" effect to Undying's ultimate.
Undying now gains bonus % damage on his attacks against enemies during Flesh Golem based on their proximity.
Undying now gains +150 attack range during Flesh Golem.
Undying now gains +20% max HP during Flesh Golem.
No longer has the pointless healing on death thing.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Need_TLC
be PSG
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/15865
1,828 solo MMR
give advice on playing le flying helicopter of uselessness

TechHater
TechHater

@Evil_kitten
Old CONJURER, just cover the game in summons.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Deadlyinx
Undying now gains bonus % damage on his attacks against enemies during Flesh Golem based on their proximity.

what do you think damage amp is

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@w8t4u
two new heroes, gambler and Water spirit

how do you introduce water spirit?

glamber is cleaning his whatever the fuck his weapon is
Water spirit appears
"I made it, Suijin. I found your brothers"
"Good. It's time for a family reunion"
Suijin surges to the camera into some water remnant or something
TWO NEW HEROES
SOMETHING SOMETHING UPDATE

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lord_Tryzalot
I meant in addition to the damage amp. His attacks aren't very scary, but with a double dip of attack damage bonus + raw amp they might be.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus

Not calling it the Golden Shower update

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

who /ranked seasons tomorrow/ here?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stupidasole
golden coins pouring from an phallic aquaduct teaser trailer

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Ignoramus
Why water spirit, the fourth chinese element is metal

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Evil_kitten
Eye of Skadi now applies the slow from ANY source of damage(2.5 second duration for sources that aren't a melee attack).

I'm not sure if it would even be good but nobody can say it wouldn't be hilarious(awful).

cum2soon
cum2soon

@eGremlin
because air, fire, water and earth

likme
likme

People are going to meme gambler into the game just like they did with techies aren't they?
literally actively working to ruin the game, what a shame

eGremlin
eGremlin

Envy getting carried by Abed again
How does he keep getting away with it?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
storm spirit is water and air you stupid fuck he's STORM spirit

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lord_Tryzalot
I changed my mind. What I want added instead is:
-Curse of Avernus is now applied to enemies when they take damage from Abaddon through any source.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@eGremlin
Give him a month before he broke his back

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

why did Icefrog remove True Strike from MKB?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@iluvmen
storm is more about air than water

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@eGremlin
metal spirit revealed
Dragonforce song starts playing

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Burnblaze
hes been carrying bulba, envy is nothing compared to that weight

FastChef
FastChef

Can someone redpill me on Beastmaster? I really want to play him and gain some mmr. But everytime I play him he just seems very underwhelming. Outsude of the ult and the hawk vision I feel like I have no impact. Help?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@eGremlin
the fourth chinese element is metal
No it's not

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sharpcharm
yeah

Soft_member
Soft_member

@askme
salsa onegai

RavySnake
RavySnake

@GoogleCat
evasion buff

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
Great lane presence , extremely diverse builds, incredible ult.

His boar is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hawk

Hit 6 and roam hard. Build Necro.

Methshot
Methshot

EE is ba-
APOLOGIZE

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Sharpcharm
just move his right talents down one

Soft_member
Soft_member

what about instead of +2 hawks summoned it was random ancient summoned

massdebater
massdebater

@Booteefool
I usually go helm first. Should I go necro instead?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@FastChef
Don't listen to this 2k faggot @Booteefool
You want to pressure bottom as much as possible , Pulling all the attention of the supports and even mid to the offlane. You want to Hit 7 and max your summons ASAP. Go solar crest and be annoying as possible.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Booteefool
The Chinese had a somewhat different series of elements, namely Fire, Earth, Metal (literally gold), Water and Wood, which were understood as different types of energy in a state of constant interaction and flux with one another, rather than the Western notion of different kinds of material.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@massdebater
are you moo?

likme
likme

@Deadlyinx
drow

Techpill
Techpill

@PackManBrainlure
if those heroes you play regularly, it's no fucking wonder you can't kill shit
try picking real heroes

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@massdebater
are you NA

only NAtards can build the sacred helm of clan_iraq on beastmaster

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
muh mmr

you play a few thousand games at 0 behavior score see what your mmr is

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@LuckyDusty
that low priority loss streak

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
1675

Just met up with a feeder from a previous game. Picked chen and teleported that cool kid every 10 seconds back to the fountain. Hope he chokes to death.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Emberfire
You want to pressure bottom as much as possible
why *bottom*? This isn't League where the map is symmetrical

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PackManBrainlure
hotd is bad on bm
a rare look inside the mind of a fookin aussie cunt

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberfire
Don't listen to this 3k faggot, you want to pressure top, bottom is irrelevant.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Flameblow
i never said it was bad

other regions cant handle the complex machinations of the NA metagame.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass
Don't listen to this 4k faggot, you want to pressure left, top is for shitters

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stark_Naked
what if KOR

Flameblow
Flameblow

going to be away from dota for 3 months tomorrow d2g
what should i do in the meantime

SniperWish
SniperWish

there's a reason NA is the strongest region in the dotaland

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

https://youtu.be/yfuFdSjxJ8k

Requesting jimmy entering lategame webm

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Flameblow
prepare your anus for Ranked Seasons

Playboyize
Playboyize

tier 3 chinks shit all over """tier 1""" teams as soon as they're forced outside meta picks

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Playboyize
winning with pos 4 sven
is CN the true clown fiesta?

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw icefrog used your idea for pangolin

:3

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Is Kaya, Yasha and Sange the new Ring of Repick?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I like this Hades guy cast

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
clown
fiesta

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

spirit vessel on witch doctor
ez solo ganks

its like im really playing hon again

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

WENS D' NU MMR CZUN ?????

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Mid goes silencer
Check their items at 20m
Kaya

RumChicken
RumChicken

@viagrandad
Fuck if they actually nerf storm just because of reddit I'm going to be so mad.

askme
askme

Ender, the Land Master

Heavenly Palm, Active Q -
Ender strikes the earth, raising a pillar of terrain by 1 level within a 425 AoE for 3/4/5/6 seconds and deals 100/150/200/250 damage. The terrain applies all elevation differences such as vision, high-ground evasion and fog of war. The pillar can connect to similar level terrain. Destroys trees.

Battleground, Passive W -
Ender gains bonuses depending on the elevation of his terrain.
In the River he gains increased movespeed by 4%/6%/8%/12%
On the first level after he gains increased attack damage of 10/15/30/55
On the second level he gains increased vision of 400/600/800/1000
On the third level he gains increased armor of 10 at all levels and 12% increased magic resist.

Land Walker, Active E -
For 8 seconds Ender strides across the land causing the earth to shake in a 250 AoE around him dealing 75/100/125/150 damage every 125 units he crosses. Destroys trees.

Hammer, Active R -
The Land Master proves his name and strikes the ground with his godly hammer, leveling all terrain within a 750/1000/1500 AoE for 16 seconds while also dealing 200/250/400 damage. All effects of Battleground become active on this AoE.

Aghanim's Scepter Upgrade -
Hammer is now a global ground targeted ability.

likme
likme

@PurpleCharger
Whats a ring of repick

farquit
farquit

@New_Cliche
That was me, I would still love it thank you user
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993279284/

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What if you could buy 2 aghs to unlock a super aghs

some examples
Lich: Chain Frost now has a global chain distance in addition to bouncing infinitely
Wraith King: When Wraiths expire, a Skeleton Prince is summoned until that hero respawns, with the abilites Hellfire Blast, Vampiric Aura, Mortal Strike, and Reincarnation
Invoker: All cooldowns removed

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TalkBomber
12k gold to win the game

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RumChicken
why are all forums like this? all populated by support mains who think theyre good because they play support but suck at the game
same shit is in overwatch, genji got gutted day 1 because redditors bitched that he countered their mercy and lucio, who have been ridiculously op since launch

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TalkBomber
finally an original suggestion that's creative and viable, why won't valve just hire you

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
go back to overwatch blizzcuck

Illusionz
Illusionz

Urn has been shit so long I still forget to buy it as a roamer.
Fucking hell this is why I'm forever 3k.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Burnblaze
i dont play overwatch i just have a coworker who doesnt shut up about it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TalkBomber
so you are not satisfied with Turbo mode eh? Lets try -wtf mode

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stark_Naked
No lul

Inmate
Inmate

@farquit
I'm bad with her

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
She's bad with me

eGremlin
eGremlin

@farquit
she makes me so horny i cant concentrate on playing the game anymore

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I miss WC3 dota VS attacking animation so much

askme
askme

is anyone else watching captains draft?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@askme
guess not

Evilember
Evilember

Fnatic have suddenly become the best SEA team
dotards?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
roach
cutie

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

When does the new season start?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
I like how she throws torsos at her enemies.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evilember
implying the win against Mineski is not a fluke

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evilember
replace the 1 player that's not working out with TEN THOUSAND MMR
start winning
Not that surprising tbqhwy

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

turbo mode used to be a fun mode with people shitting around
now it's tryhards who think they're badass for winning and constantly shittalk in all chat like they're hot shit

why live

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evil_kitten
1 player that's not working out
Whens EE getting replaced?

girlDog
girlDog

@PackManBrainlure
You need to play in a stack

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@VisualMaster
he's unironically the most successful player in the entire region

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@girlDog
that'd probably help

too bad i don't have any friends

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Sharpcharm
carried by el-presidente

and if they had won the previous major Midone will be the most successful player lel

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PackManBrainlure
enemy team has 3 hard carry tryhards
your team is a bad invoker and 3 clowns that spam garbage like windranger

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape
Even I can look good with that amount of makeup.
I would still fuck her btw.

FastChef
FastChef

captains draft is such a shit show

the small hero pool just makes everything so volatile and draft losses are way more obvious

Illusionz
Illusionz

Support Silencer goes afk
Enchantress is trying to be a core on a team of Phantom Assassin, Medusa, Legion Commander and Silencer
LC is a useless 4-10 shitter
garbage PA trying to dive the whole enemy team by herself against FOUR stuns without a BKB
blames his teammates for him dying while being out of position
blames us for not following him into their whole team
while they have a riki that just dropped smoke and ult'd
Lifestealer fucking bursts out of him, nuking us
and Shadow Shaman that just dropped his Serpent Wards and shackled the PA

What the actual fuck goes through the minds of these LITERAL ANIMALS I get for teammates?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

super demonstrating your average pub pangolier

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Illusionz
Where do you play user? I'd like to play with you.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@FastChef
on a bright side we might get pangomeme and dw

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Playboyize
I actualy met a 5stack in turbomode with guy that had 8k MMR party. We won tho

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TurtleCat
I'm a rusty mongol on NA, depending on Valve's RNG since I got both picked, either US East or US West. Both are full of "jajajaja" and people wanting to think they can 1v5 with a full glass cannon build.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
That's nothing, I lost a comeback a few hours ago for no other reason than because some shithead on the enemy team picked Techies. Which wasn't a problem in and of itself, except all four of my teammates did wet paper nuke full-damage builds and exploded instantly after 15 minutes. I literally had to beg my Spectre to get a Heart.
Turns out Visage is not a 1v9 hero anymore.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

drop down from A behaviour score to D+ during single fucking summary
god i love playing with smurfs who just drop reports if you dont play pos 6 for them

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Is 2,5k USD after taxes considered a good wage?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lord_Tryzalot
The letter scores have small difference between them, it goes up fast.

FastChef
FastChef

killing silencer now gives you +2 int and removes 1 int from the brain man

viable?

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
pocket change

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Evil_kitten
depends on your work experience

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Harmless_Venom
They reverse sweeped Mineski coming back from a 0-2. That's not a fluke definitely.

SniperGod
SniperGod

fucking Chi Long Qua is unironically the same mmr as blitz/merlini

why do you listen to these people again?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@hairygrape
tfw user hears NA and rusty and buggers off

It's quite the mixed feeling

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
implying people like CLQ weren't right all along and the rest of high elo lies to us

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Evil_kitten
Where?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@DeathDog
all im saying is clq proved you can be that mmr and not be a massive asslicking faggot

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Boy_vs_Girl
He's right about a lot of other shit too. Like 'carry harder' only goes so far and a lot of people are uncarryable.

TechHater
TechHater

no one's funposting about captain's draft

come on guys it's esports

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberburn
its decent/good
@PurpleCharger
swe

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
it's 9 in the morning dude

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TechHater
burgers are sleeping

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

lads, what are the 2 ways to build tiny?

i know theres the toss build and the tree grab build...but i dont know what items are good on either

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PurpleCharger
swe
I don't know then. It also matters if you're in a big city or somewhere more rural, etc.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spazyfool
@Harmless_Venom
well are there no eurofriends here

viagrandad
viagrandad

how do i win someone give me a free win hero

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Firespawn
Christ she looks as old as my mother with those eyes.
Does heavy make-up just give girls permanent eye-bags or some shit?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Are you ready for the ranked system? I just want the mmr of everyone to be fucking WIPED and start fresh, there are too many retards that got carried to a bracket (like 5k) and have no idea how to play half the time, this shit is gonna blast them all back at least 1k down.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@whereismyname
most girls look like that
you just don't see them without makeup

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@viagrandad
slark

massdebater
massdebater

@TalkBomber
Why are all of these suggestions autistic as fuck

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Gigastrength
give me another

JunkTop
JunkTop

@lostmypassword

Ember Slark

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@massdebater
Obvious shitposting. Just like your picture of choice.

@Harmless_Venom
burgers

Man now I want some burgers.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
one more for the road

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
I had a burger today (technically yesterday)

it was great, much better than I expected

@lostmypassword
slark

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Is anyone super fucking tired of the electronical music and dubstep everyone in the esports scene plays between breaks like right now in the Tnc/WG game?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@whereismyname

Play Mirana

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PurpleCharger
Just like your picture of choice.

Inmate
Inmate

@kizzmybutt
esport back in 2012
Gee, Flooooooooooooor and Pendulum

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Nude_Bikergirl
Lucky

5mileys
5mileys

Just woke up
No bulldog stream

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Why aren't you playing Weaver on Turbo?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@5mileys
blblblblbl
haHAA see me check reddit post for epin memes

Bidwell
Bidwell

CK is balanced
4s stun
Illusions can deal as much damage and critical as CK

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@kizzmybutt
bceause those retards are really cheap. All of their songs are probably either from youtube or downloaded illegally. I can imagine BTS has all their software are either free or pirated

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Bidwell
the stun is unreliable mate you can't roll 4s every fucking time

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
Because playing him in the real game is more satisfying

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@kizzmybutt
Why would you ever listen to whatever garbage they're bound to play anyway?
Just mute it and play your own music.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Bidwell
pick medusa
spend 4.2k networth on stick
press w for win game
woah

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
mute
Then I wont know when draft starts

Flameblow
Flameblow

Tusk xp% talent close to gpm in winrate

So it's viable? I thought you guys said it just makes you worth more gold while not doing anything useful?

askme
askme

@Firespawn
Just always have it up on your 3rd monitor so you can see when it starts.

Snarelure
Snarelure

how do you build support silencer

is this even a thing, without farm he feels like a CM without disable and AOE.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

How does dodging games work? Sick of getting games that are 500 below my average, or 500 above for that matter

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tryhard picks on enemy team in turbo mode
end the game in 10 minutes

Methshot
Methshot

account buyer here, i bought a 3.5k account but I still get 3 russian invokers fighting over mid everygame. at which point does this stop?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot
when you reach 9k

takes2long
takes2long

/vg/thread/195486884#p195495443
depression
The book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.

Link:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/vedhl0

w8t4u
w8t4u

@AwesomeTucker
playing on Turbo
a mode made for actual 50 IQ third world brainlets

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

compendium when?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

he doesn't play turbo

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spazyfool
playing turbo

hairygrape
hairygrape

Reminder to bully the perma-shitters that are EM or Turbo Mode players.

Reminder that the game mode is "solved" by 4 tanky str heroes and 1 pushing support.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@King_Martha
I'm a 3.7 shitter and I wound up getting carried by bulldog mid luna.. T was probably the high point of my year

takes2long
takes2long

mmr dies today
I'm ordering a pizza to commemorate

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Which support is the best at harass?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PackManBrainlure
Sky?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PackManBrainlure
winter waifu

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PackManBrainlure
lion is pretty fucking annoying

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PackManBrainlure
shadow shaman

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Crazy_Nice
The only razor that impressed me in a pro game was Noone going for the meme aghs refresher build.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@PackManBrainlure
Willow does decent dmg

massdebater
massdebater

razors new 3 just fucks your cs

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

it's an xcyclopz episode
nice!

Lunatick
Lunatick

plays dota every single day
MMR and dotabuff have been private for years

?

takes2long
takes2long

@JunkTop
i'm a nerd autistic virgin programmer and i like dogs

TreeEater
TreeEater

RANKED SEASON START WHEN?!?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

wake up
no seasonal rank

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

why is kappadon still so fucking bad

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

When and why would you pick Beastmaster over Batrider? The only 'real' distinct difference I can think of is that Beastmaster is better at pushing solo, but other than that batrider has better teamfight contribution, better ult, better solo kill potential, lower cost to reach its max potential, etc.

And it's not like batrider is 'bad' at solo pushing if he had to for whatever reason, given that he can clear a good 2-3 waves. It's just not quick. I can imagine beastmaster being better for taking down T3 structures, but then why wouldn't you rather a batrider to just tear people out of their highground in that situation instead?
These two offlaners have just always felt really same-y to me, I need someone slightly less retarded to spell it out for me.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methshot
that's more related to your behavior score than anything

maybe your bought account has a shitty behavior score because it was boosted by a dumbass russian who demanded mid or feed every game

it also still happens if your behavior score is good, just not as much

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stark_Naked
+24% damage taken

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
beastmaster will almost always be better in pubs because he can fucking annihilate heroes by himself

batrider is mostly an autistic 5man competitive hero that clears stacks left by your supports to farm a 9 minute blink after he gets zoned for 8 minutes

and obviously in a pub game none of that shit is necessary so just pick beastmaster

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I will never understand how people can stand listening to Xyclopzz

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Ruby center?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
im too smart for that since im aware its all bullshit

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Garbage Can Lid
implying even high 5k players know how to deal with meme napalm stacks in the laning stage

Skullbone
Skullbone

@cum2soon
that's a big mouthpiece

farquit
farquit

@Stupidasole
le serious professional casting for E (((((SPORTS)))) XD

you have to go back

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stupidasole
He's lovable and really lax, people enjoy that. Not every game needs to be some boring fucking Purge and Merlini professional dual cast.

RumChicken
RumChicken

ME JUNGLA
What do I do?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RumChicken
like any sensible adult would do. Blame the guy when you lose the game and urge your fellow teammates to report him.

takes2long
takes2long

@RumChicken
Lose another TI retard

Playboyize
Playboyize

@RumChicken
there is no hope when you have to play with sharie

takes2long
takes2long

Sniper is the hardest carry in the game

Snarelure
Snarelure

@takes2long
I'm a Sniper main and even I know that's wrong.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Someone clip that shit when pieliedie died from tower's attack.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PackManBrainlure
tfw you spend the entire laning phase just SHA SHA KARAKASing the shit out of the enemy offlaner

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
t. 4k shitter

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

honestly 4-5th pick random should be banned
ruins a fucking draft
this fucking shit exists in 5k

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Snarelure
I used to "main" Sniper, read: use it to climb out of the trenches until I learnt how to play the game properly. If the draft is built around him (as it should for all carries), then he just can't lose. He gets to build into so much damage, because his range gives him a type of pseudo-tankiness.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

konjuwajun haha

JunkTop
JunkTop

@takes2long
@Spazyfool
hardest carry in the game
cannot do roshan
explain in 5k

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spazyfool
Read this at "if you're not garbage at the game sniper is basically unkillable at the hg

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@iluvmen
pick warlock quite a lot at 6k actually
and unless you're up against a 5 mango nyx assassin, chances are just spamming autos and shadow word is going to give your carry more than enough space for the first few levels

Spamalot
Spamalot

what's up gulagians

how are your worthless lives going

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Spazyfool
people in pubs actually defending you if you're a Sniper or making the draft even remotely benefit him

As unlikely as hard region lock.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Raving_Cute
pick warlock
their am/weaver/storm basically free farms all game
this works agaisnt brewmaster too

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
welcome to the life of a pos 5 bitch

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spamalot
trying to escape low priority hell
seriously considering uninstalling right now

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperGod
playing 5 with people who won't listen to your calls
nah not worth it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
disruptor is the only good and true pos viable at all drafts

FastChef
FastChef

@haveahappyday
the russians at this mmr are surprisingly receptive
and considering how easy it is to farm mmr by being a pos 5 slut for your anti-mage, I don't mind doing it at all

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@farquit
@TalkBomber
I've mostly got issues with the god-awful voice and seamonkey accent, his casting style itself is good.

Guess I shouldn't be surprised tho, half of the gulag is subhumans so it figures you like him

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spamalot
stomping my way out of the trash bracket by spamming carry and ricing for 20 minutes

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

wake up
LFY is still relevant

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
reminder to always pick techies if you roll him

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

play pos 4
make all sorts of mistakes and feel bad about them
eventually lose
look at the scoreboard stats and find out my cores were even more useless than me

this new fancy scoreboard info is feeding into my old dunning krueger habits

t. old player

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spazyfool
if my mates carry me and support me
i will carry the games
Who would have thought

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CouchChiller
take privilege as the most fun role in the game
still letting your team down
Disappointed in you regardless, friendo. Now go mid as pos 4 beastmaster and make some people real upset.

massdebater
massdebater

@Spazyfool
this is probably the most 3k post i've ever read

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

195590937
Not last picking offlane Sniper.
Do you even play Dota?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

no manta on medusa
winning

really bumbles my jumbles

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Snarelure
@Spazyfool
maining in a game where all of the gameplay related content is F R E E
If you can't play at least a third of the hero roster you are objectively shit at this game.
Even bullcuck had to deepen his hero bucket to stay in 7k.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
manta on medusa
S T O P

Methshot
Methshot

We are watching the good teams play, right?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How the fuck did pieliedie die?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methshot
yes

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Abe is an upgrade
I can't wait for Excalibur to join some chinese team and it dominate for half of the season.
I just wanted EE to suffer.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@VisualMaster
excalibur is dogshit, though

askme
askme

@VisualMaster
Excalibur joining any team
user..

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Bidwell
I already do this

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
@askme
I just wanted what happened to Aui and W33ha be repeated on Excalibur so i can shitpost as hard as i can. I might even draw comic for it.

Methshot
Methshot

SingSing is going to place higher in TI than EE

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methshot
not gonna happen. he's labelled as "funny guy", nobody gonna takes him seriously.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Bidwell
This works?

JunkTop
JunkTop

guys.
EG.SingSing

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methshot
SingSing
Prodota
Not happening

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Fuck this game, honestly.
Call me a brainlet, but Dota 2 is getting too many changes way too frequently, and this is why I stopped playing a while ago.
Used to be 5,5k MMR back when it was actually impressive to have 5,5k MMR, then after a while started to play casually and eventually completely quit.
Now it's literally not even an option for me to come back because the fucking game changes entirely every 3 months and being forced to relearn basics and core game mechanics is retarded.

Haven't really gotten back into it since late 2015 and propably never will.
Basically now I'm playing League all the time (Diamond 3 last season) and it's a lot more fun to me, personally.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TalkBomber
Is employing it even legal? I'm almost as surprised Valve were able to train an animal that well as I am disgusted.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Secret.SingSing

cum2soon
cum2soon

how is am and medusa even fucking balanced
ward his jungle lol

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@cum2soon
More like how the fuck did AM get so OP

Booteefool
Booteefool

@cum2soon
If you Bloodthorn + Hex + Nullifier + Silver Edge + Solar Crest them they die.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Rate my team
Gorgc
Sing
TheCoon
Bamboe
1437

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl
patch every six months at the earliest

viagrandad
viagrandad

@cum2soon
how is
dumb thirdy

DeathDog
DeathDog

Hello, today I was playing Sven, the Rogue Knight. I was laning alone against Alleria, the Windrunner and Krobelus, the Death Prophet. First of all I disagreed with being solo against those heroes in the first place but whatever. Anyway, I was having some serious issues with Krobelus, the Death Prophet using her Carrion Swarm ability which sends a swarm of bats to damage her enemies dealing 100/175/250/300 damage with a radius of 110-300 to harass me, as well as Alleria, the Windrunner using her Power Shot ability which causes her to charge a bow shot which deals increasing amounts of damage (120/200/280/360 maximum) depending on how long she charges it and the amount of units it passes through. With all the harass, I could never enter the lane and ran out of consumables very quickly (I am referring to Ancient Tangos of Essifation, and Healing Salves). What can I do about this?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@viagrandad
how are am and medusa
fucking shitskin

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Bidwell
i did this one time because my jakrio thought he was core and rushed an atos than he kinda never used it .

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Nude_Bikergirl
Sounds like you just became a lazy casual retard. Dota is unlike any other MOBA, it's far more strategy and far less brawl, you've just completely forgotten how to get your head around that.

I'd only agree that Dota is unfriendly as fuck to new players, but for any ex-player there's almost no excuse, especially when seasonal ranked comes through to match you in a more suitable bracket.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@viagrandad
"am and medusa" is a set so its singular but that would imply they were on the same team in the same match. "am or medusa" would of been more gramerticly correcter

Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme
I am on a laptop.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@DeathDog
100/175/250/300
Not 75/150/225/300

120/200/280/360 maximum
Not 180/260/340/420

Update your pasta.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Ignoramus
How is John and Kelly going to get to the party
monkey speak

StonedTime
StonedTime

@DeathDog
just go jungle asap

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@viagrandad
when a THIRDY pretends to be good at english and projects his skin color on d2g.jpg
L TO THE FUCKING MAO

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

/b/ros, is NS /ourguy/ ?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Ignoramus
is because it's singular
you is singular
"How is you"
;^)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

thirdie/thirdy is catching on
based as fuck

Supergrass
Supergrass

that on dumb american cant into grammar
as expected of us education

Techpill
Techpill

@Nude_Bikergirl
too many changes way too frequently
One big patch and subsequent adjustments once a year isn't really a lot or frequent. The way the game is being played changing isn't in the hands of the developers.

I get that you're trying to bait here, but at least do your research properly.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

thirdies trip up and get caught due to their garbage ESL
sure we don't have an autoshibbolether like /int/ but it is a start

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Poker_Star
he's an absolute cretin so yes

massdebater
massdebater

@New_Cliche
This desu.
xcyclopzz would be great if he spoke in clean english with a less silly voice. His sloppy casts are something dota is sorely missing, the only other relevant caster who does this sort of thing is Grant and you rarely get play-by-play Grant these days.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TurtleCat
@Lunatick
you in charge of reading comprehension

FastChef
FastChef

Is Portugal Third or First World?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Poker_Star
he is basically russkiy purge at this point, somewhat better at the game, but worse as teacher, figure the rest for yourself

massdebater
massdebater

I know you dumbfuck Americans are so used to applying 'is' with singular food labels because of your "mac and cheese"/"ham and cheese" that you love so much, but AM and Medusa are two individual subjects being compounded, not a well-established grouping, so it's therefore plural, making 'are' grammatically correct.

If we're talking idiomatic, spoken word, then "How's" is often used as plural, like "How's the wife and kids", just because that's how we speak, not because it's correct.
Retard gulagians.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sir_Gallonhead
Unlike purge, he actually understand game mechanics.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Man riot must be desperate. Good thing you guys never disclosed your actual numbers.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

King_Martha
King_Martha

@whereismyname
Does heavy make-up just give girls permanent eye-bags or some shit?

how would you rationalize this user please let me know

TreeEater
TreeEater

@massdebater
so which is it?

how is am and medusa balanced
or
how are am and medusa balanced

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
Are you serious? So how do you deal with AMs buying retarded items, picking mana void CD talent instead of spell shield against heavy nukers and generally doing shit?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
What about Dreads"gostreamzaebal"TV?

Nojokur
Nojokur

oh my god i hate shadow poison so god damn much

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TreeEater
"how are" is correct you dumb shitgoblin

Lunatick
Lunatick

be newbie
read somewhere that as a carry you should aim for at least 50 cs by 10 minutes, but more like 60-70
try playing against bots to practice
first try, drow
bots deny everything
keep missing last hits by 5-6 hp
bots have necro and jakiro, keep bullying me while I get DK for support (?)
19 cs at 10 min
second try, phantom assassin
26 cs at 10 min
close game
watch anime instead

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TreeEater
how are am and medusa banned, {am and medusa} is a plural not a singular

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
not gonna defend RIot but LoL obviously has more numbers than us. That counted China as well. There's a lot of outside sources for that like online games revenues.

Riot's mtx system is really profitable because you have to buy champs anyway.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Lunatick
The bots are bullshit when it comes to denies, better than what most humans are capable of. You're best off starting a private lobby without bots and just practicing in mid. SF used to be the recommended hero for it, but I dunno if he still is.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

all these wrong grammar posts
burger prime time i see

viagrandad
viagrandad

oh my god stop fucking forcing yourself to be a core you 4k fucks, know your place and let me carry you

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater
How is AM or Medusa balanced
and
How are AM and Medusa balanced

Anything else is some retard spreading misinformation because they're overthinking it by saying it out loud.

takes2long
takes2long

@BunnyJinx
dread is worse at the game than purge and he barely plays/streams nowadays
his streams aren't that good without solo anyway

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
i am actually a Swedish.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why DC kick abed ?
He look 10 times better than Bulba?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

If saying I'm an American is correct, does that mean I'm a Chinese is correct? Help me GRAMAMR GULAGF

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

no avatar:legend of korra hero
dotards?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@eGremlin
he left himself

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
idiot retard moron
/ourguy/ the real b-god is the only reason dc is somewhat relevant, abed was just some account boosting redditor

Booteefool
Booteefool

@eGremlin
probably he can't speak proper English just like the rest of the monkeys who post in this thread.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Booteefool
t. how is am and medusa poster

w8t4u
w8t4u

@New_Cliche
If saying I'm American is correct, does that mean I'm Chinaman is correct?

TechHater
TechHater

grammar shit on d2g
This general is the best

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
non-native here, what if you speak of them as a group of sorts, but you're just omitting the word your verb is supposed to refer to?
Like, if you were to say "how is (picking both) am and medusa balanced" or "how is (the combination of) am and medusa balanced"

askme
askme

he speaks only one language

StonedTime
StonedTime

jakiro intentionally throwing game saying 'he's right that cancer always wins'
kotl is pissing off some 60 IQ Venge picker by missing all his Qs and pushing the wave
Venge feeds away a 3 killing spree gold bounty to Spectre and then she goes top lane and sits on my Axe and Jakiro and I then officially lost mid to her because of it
Jakiro feeding and stealing farm out of the jungle to run into lane and die with it spouting his cancer nonsense
venge hides on mid with shadow amulet
kotl went 0-10+ and hasn't so much as mana leaked anyone

When are we going to hit a point in life where we can moderate who gets to use the internet/play online by fucking IQ? Cause I'm tired of these 80 IQ or less shitting up my games when I'm just trying to kill time.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fuzzy_Logic
good point

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
implying that deals with the things I said

Emberfire
Emberfire

@askme
i am proud to be a thirdie!!!!!!!!!!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
implying I play Dota to do more than just kill time since I can't run anything actually good on this potato of a laptop

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
Both of those examples are correct, yeah.
If you're using a word to group them in the sentence, or it's well-established that those two things, despite the use of 'and', are a couple, then referring to them as a singular with 'is' is fine.

Except you could probably still find examples where that rule is wrong because English is fucking stupid with the amount of exceptions.

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
teammate starts shittalking everyone in German
shut him up in German
teammate starts shittalking in cykablyat
piss him off even more by typing Russian with latin letters, telling him to fuck off and speak English

askme
askme

@Emberfire
i mean i'm a firstie and i speak 4 languages

i think what you mean to say ">i am proud to be a non-american!!"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

No matter where he plays, the team will always be Abed+4
Goddamn.

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater
They're two different statements.
"How is AM and Medusa balanced" refers to AM and Medusa interacting in some way, be it them on the same team or opposite teams.
"How are AM and Medusa balanced" means "how is AM balanced and how is Medusa balanced".

Both statements are grammatically correct, they just have different meanings.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Playboyize
@Ignoramus
good to know, cheers

because English is fucking stupid with the amount of exceptions
It's interesting in a way because of that, but can be bullshit sometimes
Strange how something like Japanese, often thought to be more difficult than indo-european languages, is more consistent when it comes to grammar

Soft_member
Soft_member

@WebTool
But with our gulag detection skills we know the original post was referring to the heroes individually, not as a couple. Unless AM + Medusa is a thing, then fuck Dota.

@happy_sad
English having so many exceptions is why it's the best language for any sort of lyrics, poetry or story. It's as fluid as it gets, it's just understandably stupid to look at through a rulebook.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Fnatic can't win without cheesing through Meepo

Uhm rEEtards?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@w8t4u
meepo is the most skill based hero tbqh senpai

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan
no

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
Unless AM + Medusa is a thing, then fuck Dota.
*blocks your path*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Soft_member
English having so many exceptions is why it's the best language for any sort of lyrics, poetry or story.
reads 'english is my 1st language and i don't know russian'

english has short words which makes rhymes next to worthless, no cases which makes grammar repetitive, verb conjugations are repetitive and the language is repetitive
the 'exceptions' are just minor shit and even if you applied the rules with disregard for them you'd barely notice

english is like mcdonalds

JunkTop
JunkTop

@cum2soon
razor
not an argument

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why is the report system in this game still so shit?

"ANON, BUY WARDS!"
"no"
"I REPORT YOU, EVERYONE REPORT user!"

die once
"I REPORT U FOR FEED!"

don't give some entitled shit 2 tango
"I REPORT U!"

7 reports from 3 different parties
never ever get into low-priorities due to reports anyway

Seriously, LoL got it down with their tribunal.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Soft_member
@Soft_member
But with our gulag detection skills we know the original post was referring to the heroes individually, not as a couple. Unless AM + Medusa is a thing, then fuck Dota.
It can also refer to "how is picking AM against Medusa balanced" i.e. the interaction between the two. and honestly, that seems like a correct interpretation, if you apply your gulag deduction ability to @cum2soon
.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
Low behavior score is pretty much low pri on steroids. A seventh layer of hell which you don't realize is a punishment until you realize that all your games have been absolute ass lately.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

singsing isn't streaming today dotards

Emberfire
Emberfire

drafting tusk just to throw enemy carry into your fountain
EE has peaked

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@askme
im a firstie
american too lel
i-ican speak languages like sugoi NANI honto nii?
ur prolly some vietfuck taking pride as a "REAL" american lol

americanized asians are the worst non human beings
see EE

FastChef
FastChef

@CodeBuns
4 smurfs on team
i first pick random lc and mark offlane
team picks 4 more cores
im forced to play pos 6 support lc
enemy has mirana and two sb carriers, forced to spend most of my money on sentries
"wtf lc, no dagger at 15 min, REPORT REE"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@haveahappyday
ywn watch singsing stream while cuddled up with adelaid
Why live

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
hes casting fnatic game

askme
askme

wake up
no mmr reset

FastChef
FastChef

@askme
i wish i knew Russian

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@VisualMaster
Not him, but do you really think an American is capable of speaking 4 languages?
He's probably from a Nordic country where the languages are a stonethrow away from each other.

But well played outing yourself to be an absolute fucking retard. Stay mad at the chinks who shorted you out on wontons this one time for you to be absolutely assblasted.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

EE picks core venge
plays it like such garbage hes now support venge

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@FastChef
if you knew russian and played dota you'd wish you didn't

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

dotards ?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@GoogleCat
thought of him as american since he was taking pride in being a firstie and the sarcasm of being one at his last statement

nordic
firstworld
nah

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SomethingNew
if you played dota you'd wish you didn't, what's the difference?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

dooooooooooooooootaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaards
where's the mmr reset

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

why the fuck is this retard on meepo mass building eblades instead of getting a skadi

he isnt going to burst anyone down

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
I'm fucking sick of the core venge meme. Unless you win by 25 minutes you're fucked because she can't farm

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
t. ruski

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Dreamworx
Core venge meme is pretty dank. But Core EE is even danker.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@askme
wake up
spics, pinoys, russians and other third world subhumans still aren't locked into their own servers

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@LuckyDusty
if that's meepo i'll fuck your waifu

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

abed

Spamalot
Spamalot

abed hesitated, but for what?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TurtleCat
lock region
no longer can find games because game is dead
thirdies make up for most of dota playerbase

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat
VENEZUELAN BRO?

Supergrass
Supergrass

That felt like the og vs tnc ti6 with a useless carry and a mid going full retard

Lunatick
Lunatick

have huge fold-out interface with several layers
tiny dots and symbols are only permissible action surfaces
click half a pixel next to it
entire interface collapses
mfw

Inmate
Inmate

@VisualMaster
This, English is pretty much the easiest language in the world to master.
That's also the reason why all other languages will become obsolete in 100 years

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
Dota has russian servers and these pests still spread as far as western european servers, what makes you think a SA server will stop the HUEHUEHUE?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
shitthebed

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TechHater
Implying ruskies are the biggest pests on EU West and East
Nope, that would be seamonkeys and Pakis playing on EU West and disconnecting every 3 minutes

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
russian server
is actually in sweden

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Skullbone
Their reasoning for playin on EU is top-notch tho:
Why don't you play on your own server?
Everyone bad and flaming, fuck u I play here me good

Snarelure
Snarelure

@LuckyDusty
Drow, viable.

farquit
farquit

@FastChef
if my team picks 4 cores even when i have a core picked or prepicked, it's a guarantee they're all on total tilt and will most likely fuck up their lanes and report you no matter what. in that case, it's better to play the greediest you possibly can, stealing last hits from whoever you can or jungling. even doing something as selfish and shitty as that will be more impactful than supporting 4 retards who don't want to win

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

its a team picks gyro, he builds sny, then loses the game episode
Reruns again

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why aren't people playing manta radiance beastmaster yet?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@LuckyDusty
that's 100% viable on any agi carry

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

why is gyro so popular now?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl

He did some heavy lifting in that game. But in the end they were out maneuvered with the 2nd rosh steal.

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
Welp, guess I'm playing imbalanced one shotting waifu simulator League then

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
t. low country scum

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw no sexually liberated slut hero yet
When?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

if I die, teammate complains saying it is my fault
if he dies, he still complains saying it is my fault
it doesn't matter what role I am playing, it is always my fault

Why do you still play this game?

girlDog
girlDog

@VisualMaster
@RumChicken
i suppose you are right about me being asian since i'm a nordic mongol. anyway statistically speaking my country has a 99% chance of being more first world than whatever shitty country you live in

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@WebTool
I don't even know if Venezuelans are good enough to be an exception.

@TechHater
I said to LOCK them into their own servers. As in outright region lock. The ONE thing League does right.

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
reported for not following meta
surrender because user is a troll not following the meta

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stupidasole
Why do you still care about what complete strangers think?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SomethingNew
league just has the shitters make alt accounts

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Harmless_Venom
hero is finally viable after year and half

SniperWish
SniperWish

@GoogleCat
Implying Enchantress' doe cunt isn't open for everyone

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sharpcharm
I have been building Manta on him since January 2016.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
start playing dota, not understanding russian
everyone speaking russian, start wishing i could understand them so that i'd know what they're strategizing
actually learn russian for work reasons a bit later
turns out 99% of what they're saying is useless flaming and retarded dogshit strategy at best

MPmaster
MPmaster

@GoogleCat
who is qop of pain you dumb shitter

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stupidasole
Not muting everyone at the start of the game
You don't get triggered by pings too, do you sweetey?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Stupidasole
Because we all had THAT one game where everything was perfect. You had competent teammates as well as competent enemies that neither you nor them could stomp each other. Team was communicative and after 50 minutes of pure joy, you ended up winning and felt like that was a good 50 minutes of your life you spent.
Not sure about you but i endure all sorts of shit just to experience that one game again.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@viagrandad
Except they typically don't cause new players are insanely limited. Spics don't have the patience. That and they're too dumb to read and default to the region they're closest to. You literally never get spics on NA in League. Just the American equivalent of them cause all League players are monkeys but at least I can understand what the fuck these ones are saying and there' no 5 core team horseshit.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

WHY IS FNATIC SO FUCKING SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@GoogleCat
UHHH excuse me?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Harmless_Venom
@happy_sad
i don't know how anyone else is playing the hero, but i'm playing him as a pos 4 roaming hero, focusing on the spell damage most of the time. the rocket barrage talent at 15 is really good. i tend to buy stuff like spirit vessel and drums to become really tanky and fast. i prefer not to buy support items because he scales well with items, but i do buy them if they aren't being bought

t. 5k trash

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evil_kitten
Because those people say "gg finish fast" in less than 10 minutes and I lose my games because of them.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@girlDog
there is a country greater than america
better prep some bull hassan~

idontknow
idontknow

@StrangeWizard
The more the game shits on you the sweeter the victories are. I wouldn't expect most people who play games these days understand this since they need to be rewarded for every trivial thing they do or they stop playing.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

playing le skittering bug of invisibility
teammates keep skirmishing across the map from me
while they are constantly fighting getting nothing done I take top T1/T2 and mid T1/T2 by myself.
"why isn't our weaver team fighting or doing anything?"

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Dreamworx
a literal who 6k scrub as a coach does this to you

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
actually the number of immigrants/refugees is extremely low in my country and my region specifically. are you an american perchance? you seem to have forgotten about your own problems caused by minorities that utterly dwarf european countries'

Booteefool
Booteefool

@farquit
fuck off peon

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yo can they rework shadow poison? I have no idea what the fuck this ability is good for besides annoying people in the mid lane. Later it's just so fucking useless, even with all the talents and itemization, it gets purged by so much shit and takes way too long to do anything. I feel like the only way you could make a core shadow demon viable is by making that poison damage pure, undispellable and BKB piercing, but there's enough BKB-counter creep in the game already

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@WebTool
I'm a venezuelan and I've always played in US East

As a Brazilian I used to that and I only stopped after losing all AA's ults in a match.
I thought that, people in USA would be more polite and educated but I was so wrong.
Angry kids are angry kids everywhere.

The problem is not the region, or Valve, or the game. The problem is you and me, adults playing a game designed for chinese kids.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Booteefool
says the guy who is literally owned by corporations lmfao

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

im with her, what hero should i pick dotard?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@LuckyDusty
you don't want to play dota in general, it's too sjw for your tastes

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@LuckyDusty
Oh no, I've gone back in time to 2015

Inmate
Inmate

@New_Cliche
video games are a healthy release for all that pent up anger
better that we call each other names during an assfaggots match than blowing up at someone on the subway

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nude_Bikergirl
this
i stopped playing dota after ti5 because of sumail and universe

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stark_Naked
people expecting a Weaver to teamfight
people expecting carries to fight in actually dangerous fights before their core items
everyone wants to be the position 1 that prioritizes farming until 3+ items

Soft_member
Soft_member

@FastChef
@farquit

I used to play support when my time don't have any, no matter which hero I have picked before.

It so sad and unfun to see a Jugg or DK in your team with only boots, dust and sentry wards in an one hour match.

"Maybe if I played care, I could have won".

So, I said "fuck of", my win rate dropped but is more satisfy wining when you do the job you are supposed to do.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
It goes deeper than that.

Dota is a stressful situation that lasts for 45mins where you feel like you're in control but as a matter of fact everything is totally out of your control.
I play on Aus and all the vocal ragers are white Australians who speak with obvious adult voices but they devolve into manchildren because this thing they're doing right now isn't going the way it's supposed to.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If I aply this and make the enemy have negative damage, does it mean he will heal me when he hits me?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lord_Tryzalot
no, but lifesteal will hurt him

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sharpcharm
not meteor hammer
Hello 2k

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
wasn't that fixed long time ago?

takes2long
takes2long

Reminder that Dark Willow is a Sissy

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spazyfool
maybe, but it's not like "fixed" bugs don't come back to say hi every few patches

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Stark_Naked
That's fine but you sometimes should TP in for even fights near your towers/shrine so you can come and clean up.

Snarelure
Snarelure

HELLO I'M FUCKING NIGGERFROG
I HAVE A GENIUS IDEA, LET'S MAKE THE MEDUSA STRONG IN EARLY GAME TOO AS IF SHE WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH IN THE LATE GAME HOW DOES THAT SOUND GABE NIGGER? YEAH FUCK MY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR 2 INCH COCK YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Snarelure
just ward her jungle

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Snarelure
t. brainlet standing next to the creepwave

TechHater
TechHater

@Sir_Gallonhead
I suppose you also have a genius idea on how to lasthit far away from the creepwave as ursa

askme
askme

@TechHater
losing to medusa as ursa

wtf, just run at her and press q and w

but to be fair it might be a bad mix to make creep kills give a billion gold now with the rubberband. it's hard to lose with a hard carry on your team. either the enemy team fucks with you on your lane, and you later rubberband with your farmed offlane and mid securing you comeback gold, or you get ignored in the laning phase and ball out of control thanks to le 60 gold ranged creeps

now what they could do is dial down the rubberband to actually make fucking up carries in lane somewhat useful but it's valve so they'll probably never do that

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TechHater
he doesn't lasthit with a meteor hammer
Holy fucking cringe

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@CodeBuns
implying you can clean up after a team of shitters that don't even get anyone low or kill anyone at all

@TechHater
playing into the same lane as Medusa as Ursa

Just asking for it at that point

Lunatick
Lunatick

completely give up on a lost game against mega creeps
win because of insane level 25 talents

dota watafak

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What /electronicsport/ are we watching?

FastChef
FastChef

https://www.twitch
.tv/moonducktv

Mouz vs Hellraisers captain's draft.

Inmate
Inmate

New player here, how do I farm as a Melee hero against 2 range heroes in lane stage? I always seem to have a really bad time, and I always read hre that jungle doesnt worth it

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

what are mouse sports? Like, games that mice play?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evil_kitten
LGD vs Newbee with the sound muted

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

GUYS HOLY FUCK!!!!! I love enchantress WTF!!!!????

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Inmate
go jungle untill they push into your tower, ask team for rotations

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Inmate
farming against 2 ranged heroes as melee

5mileys
5mileys

@Inmate
you don't. either ask for help or soak xp and hope the other lanes are doing better

DeathDog
DeathDog

@FastChef
this game is already done

askme
askme

I just played willow for the first time. I won. I like her. AMA

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
whats not to like

farquit
farquit

@askme
what did you build on her?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@FastChef
purge has to be a sociopath

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

play offlane
still get 700 gpm
wtf I hate being a carry player

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Carnalpleasure
it's not his fault they're being inefficient with their dancing

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

buwwow stwike

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

xcyclopzz is so moe moe

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
i want to laugh at you but i feel you
medusa didn't deserve those buffs and playing against her is a torture

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TechHater
get outpicked in a game where picking is everything
WAAH WAAH GABE THIS IS YOUR FAULT :(

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@farquit
I was 5 sup, stick -> boots -> wand -> manaboots -> euls (very good) -> shadowblade (was going for silver edge for bristle, SB was pretty useful still to get in/out around Bedlam)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Snarelure
medusa was one of the worst lategame carries before recent changes despite her reputation
and snake became one of the best early game spells like year and half ago

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
get outpicked in a game where picking is everything
not him but it wasn't always like this and i miss when people picked what they wanted to play instead of being tryhard niggers and counterpick literally every even sub 45% winrate hero

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

wtf I never lost a game with CK with this new patch and usually ends up 20+ kills at the end.
Is he gonna get nerfed?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
Are you implying that Dark Willow is a thicc girl(male?

Techpill
Techpill

i miss last patch
it was the only patch where i actually spammed meta heroes because i waited for veno and necro to be recognized as carry picks for years

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

/vg/thread/195599114#p195599114
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New

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Deadlyinx
what the fuck are you talking about you doublenigger? In fucking garena dota we picked and counter-picked accordingly because it's such a huge part of what makes the game. It has LITERALLY always been like this

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is it just me or has Valve completely fucked up party queueing in this game? I've been playing with my irl friends for the first time in like a year and:

Valve adds 500 to my party mmr because my solo mmr is autistically high compared to my funtime party mmr
none of my solo ranked strats work because we're playing against 3k mongoloids that just sit on my lane and never rotate (offlane)
my friends suck at dota since they're very out of practice, but they have to play against 3-4k players because they all have 3k mmr from like 2014
get salty as fuck because I know my opponents are playing like fucking retards but they're still winning, constantly have to hold their hands through everything from buying wards to initiating to carrying, and since I'm somewhat bitchy when I teach them due to tilt, they get offended

this game used to be fun with friends

I think we've lost like 8 of the 10 matches we've played in the last week

5mileys
5mileys

@Lunatick
Your real party MMR is the average of your solommr and partymmr.

MPmaster
MPmaster

NEW RANKED WHEN???????? IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS

Emberburn
Emberburn

Mmr reset when?

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