/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #114

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Previous thread: /vg/thread/195534626#p195534626
Date edition

Official Stuff
Website: http://ddlc.moe
Steam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3

Guides
Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: http://ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: http://ddlc.booru.org

Suicide hotlines are ok and can provide support to those who need it.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline Australia (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

All urls found in this thread:
http://ddlc.moe
http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
https://twitter.com/lilmonix3
https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
http://ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
http://ddlc.booru.org
http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality
https://vocaroo.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9_1AjnfrVc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLJZzuzEyNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HddWoJYaqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obvsYn2myXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXu6q-6JKjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axT_RojfaRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6BoC5qEcw
https://www.dropbox.com/s/7rsr2xf9nmxsg5g/Zero%20Teaser.pdf?dl=0
http://reflectionnovels.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html
http://make.girls.moe/#/
WebTool
WebTool

Natsuki!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

First for tf2 engineer

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Yay I dont have to imagine things anymore

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Sayori!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@VisualMaster
eningeer PLEASE pottis a dispenser here

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@WebTool
! in the file name
What the fuck did you do

Evilember
Evilember

Everyone write a poem. Right now. It doesn't matter if it's shit, just do it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

My wife

Soft_member
Soft_member

@lostmypassword
Write a poem about how much you want one

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

/vg/thread/195534626#p195561996
Im sorry I havent finished it yet. I need to finish Movie Night still too
After I ran out of creative steam I started making awoos instead
I'm gonna start getting back to my fics now though

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What folder should I take the characters on a vacation to.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evilember
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yuri is perfect
And she's my waifu

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SomethingNew
Do you have a folder of vacation photos or something?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SomethingNew
the folder where you keep your porn

Soft_member
Soft_member

Every thread until you like it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evilember
I wanna die
Stick a cupcake in my eye
I don't like to lie
But it's time to say bye

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Soft_member
But I already like it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
I like IT

girlDog
girlDog

@Evilember
What is life.
What is love.
Only we can decide.
Or just follow the herd.

idontknow
idontknow

Threadly reminder that Sayori loves you.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Every other thread until Christmas!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
Imagine the sensation of Yuri's cervix thirstily gulping up your potent seed as you pin her against the bedframe.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evil_kitten
Movie Night user is also Awoonon
Goddamn you, I want to hate you for STILL not providing me with proper Natsuki multisurface fucking and manhandlings, but I just can't. You're good people.

Playboyize
Playboyize

You know friar from last thread, Assassin robes would offer me easy access too

Reminder that if you're considering harming yourself for any reason, please don't. There's a million better ways to relieve stress and make your doki happy.

Download your doki to a flashdrive or something. Take her on a sightseeing date. Climb a tree or onto a rooftop, but carefully. Give your doki a nice view of the world outside. Show her you love her that way. She'd appreciate you taking her to see nice things over you harming yourself and you should know that. If you're a yurifag, maybe take her to someplace gloomy like an old warehouse or abandoned bridge. I bet Sayori would love it if you climbed a tree with her. Natsukifriends could go climb someplace comfy in the city. Monika would probably enjoy seeing the view from a tall office building or something like the Eiffel Tower.

Even if you don't feel like climbing shit, there's a load of places where you could take your doki. Yuri would be ecstatic if you took her to a museum, especially like a War Museum filled with old swords and weapons. Sayori might love going to the park or on a hike. And of course, you could always take Natsuki to the local manga retailer or the nearest bakery. Monika would like just about any place you took her, but I bet she'd like it especially if you took her to the library or a memorial place.

Point is, don't harm yourself. It's not what your doki would want. Take her out to something you would both enjoy.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@WebTool
Natsuki lovers where you at!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Fried_Sushi
I also made Yurifish @Soft_member

Jesus christ its been 9 days since I touched the fics, I need to remedy this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This but with the dokis

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yo motherfuckers, it's the drunk user who did a singing at Harmonika and I'm here today to give you some fucking words to do some poetry, before I go to sleep in like immediately.

Your primary word for today is: "Bus"
Alternatives: "Plastic", "Bag" and "Spider"

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
What is the context of this?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Okay, everyone! For those who are unaware, we're currently working on a /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality." Participation is welcome from everyone, of all voices and talents, or lack thereof. What's really important is getting a lot of voices, so we make it obvious how much we care about this game! I've set it up so that there's no need to post links publicly- I'll be the only one to hear your voice on its own. Please help us so that we can make this project amazing! Your recording need have nothing but your voice. We've had some great participation so far, with 29(AAAAA) Anons sending in their awesome recordings! Let's keep this going and try to hit at least 40 before the cutoff!

Lyrics:
https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality

Record or upload recordings here:
https://vocaroo.com/

And finally, email the resulting link to me here:
[email protected]

Cutoff date is 19NOV2017, so you still have plenty of time! Thank you!

You people are the absolute greatest. I genuinely love all of you for this incredible outpouring of participation and love that we share for this game. I've increased my goal to 40, because I never in my life expected that 29 brave Anons would send their voices in a mere 5 days. Absolutely incredible.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

/vg/thread/195534626#p195561891
I had an idea regarding that, but it wasn't exactly happy. It involved MC not being allowed to visit Sayori in the hospital until her dad showed up and said he's "basically part of the family" for saving her life.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Being Monika's hypno slave!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fried_Sushi
There's other multisurface natsuki fucking/manhandling, afaik

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Which Doki could pull the best 2B cosplay?

Evilember
Evilember

@Sir_Gallonhead
short hair
great butt
Sayori, obviously.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
The wheels on the bus go round and round
My dick in Natsuki goes in and out
No brakes for this road we're goin down
Never gonna stop til we reach pound town

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
With how these are used both ironically and literally I can't tell if Natsuki is supposed to be best or worst

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Fried_Sushi
Hopefully she doesnt see it though

Emberfire
Emberfire

'Tag, everyone! Wie geht's?
Let's get the word of the thread out there and get the creative juices flowing and maybe just those juices!
How about "Tree"? As always, if any user offers an alternative you're welcome and even encouraged to give their words a try if they inspire you! Maybe even blend them? The word document is your oyster!

Remember to stay classy, guys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9_1AjnfrVc

@Burnblaze
Oh dang. How you holdin up, user?
Hope you're ready for the hangover!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
Yuri my true love
Bending over furniture
Manhandle 5' 5"

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@eGremlin
She'd definitely masturbate to it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evilember
Keep writing crap but I've reverted to this
Rhyming's pretty easy but something's amiss
I wrote this without any inspiration
Hey that sounds like my normal situation

______
aaaa

askme
askme

Monikass!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
I can never thank Dan enough for letting me be taller than Yuri

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evil_kitten
Truly a renaissance man

Illusionz
Illusionz

The most unique and interesting thing about this game was the poem system. Meta stuff has been done before, but learning about characters through their poems was a cool idea and executed quite well. The shock and meta stuff was pretty cool and very technically good but wasn't really breaking much new ground.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@askme
That is just a full ass and mods will never do anything about it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Which Doki has the best thighs

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA WAIT FOR A REASON TO SCREAM AT DAN

I JUST WANT MY FUCKING KEYCHAIN ALREADY

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
Jokes on your blondie, I don't get hung over.

I was drinking to Yuri BF Anon's memory.
May he rest in hot sweaty men with heavy breaths and overly flowery metaphors.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Booteefool
Yuri of course

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool
All of them are pleasantly fuckable
But you could only lift and manhandle Natsuki easily, so hers are the best
For standing thighfucks, probably Sayori next
Yuri is for paizuri, Monika is for footjobs
Yuri is also for footjobs

massdebater
massdebater

@Booteefool
Monika, we have been over this
Monika best thighs
Sayori best butt
Yuri best breasts
Natsuki best complete package

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evilember
Her eyes agleam like emerald fire
Sickly sweet, she spurs my desire
My soul is hers, I am undone
For Monika is my only one
A fact she knows so very well
Never will I escape this hell
The mistress beckons, I heed her call
And deeper down shall I fall.

Skullbone
Skullbone

This shit VN would only be scary to someone who has never read a single japanese written show, comic or visual novel, and also has no idea how system files on a computer work.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberfire
Sure, let's try a tree theme.

A tree of mental fortitude.
Some branches are weak,
Some branches are strong.
However, all branches
Are affected by the axe.
The axe of procrastination
And slothly behavior.
This tree must be fertilized,
Watered, and given light,
Or else it will lose all might.

Just a little thing I decided to quickly write. Anybody have any thoughts (please)?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SniperWish
Would Yuri be the type to be embarrassed being on top as you hold her hands?

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
@massdebater
Are those poems too?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Skullbone
So basically 90% of even semi-popular Youtubers and probably at least half, if not more, of the fans of this game due its popularity for being 'scary'. I wouldn't call it a shit VN, but it's probably not much compared to most other VNs.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Inmate
Poems directed by feelings
Feelings of wanting to fuck the Dokis

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Flameblow
She'd only be embarassed the first time around.

Round 2 = Act 2

TreeEater
TreeEater

Which Doki has the softest feet?
Which gives the best footjobs?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Emberfire
Why do the last two lines rhyme but not the others

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@WebTool
how old is natsuki cause i dont want to seem creepy liking best girl

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TreeEater
Yuri
Monika

Soft_member
Soft_member

@LuckyDusty
F indeed, my friend.

@Emberfire
Short and sweet, and does what it's there for well.

farquit
farquit

@Emberfire
I like it! A little on-the-nose, though; I might be channeling Yuri a bit hard, but I think you could obfuscate this a bit and leave it not quite so obvious what the metaphor is. Just speak about a tree in those same words, and let people draw their own conclusions as to what means what. As it is, it doesn't make me hmmm.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Fried_Sushi
They're all 18, according to Dan.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@happy_sad
That's why Yuri is best, she can do both

w8t4u
w8t4u

@JunkTop
no

@Harmless_Venom
ok, but I have it all subdivided so I need to decide which specific folder to put them in.

I think they'd like Pochaco.

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
But Natsuki admits to being the youngest

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
Probably Monika or Yuri, Sayori has depression so she probably doesnt take care of herself as much and Na doesnt even have money to eat so i doubt she'll buy lotion

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Poker_Star
fuck she is to old

Supergrass
Supergrass

@farquit
Oh yeah I'm well aware. I'll probably have a more figurative poem up today at some point, but this was just a quick piece I wanted to write.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
18 *wink*

TechHater
TechHater

Give yourself over to her

Spamalot
Spamalot

I wish she loved me

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fried_Sushi
Since theyre in high school and shes in ones of the lower years, probably like 14-15 at most 16

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Supergrass
As a note, something that stuck with me from my poetry class in my college days is that a title can be a tool in and of itself in poetry. So if you want to guide the reader along, you can leave the poem itself mysterious but have a hint in the title. Titles prejudice the reader to look for a particular idea, which can be used to your advantage.

Rin said something along those lines in Katawa Shoujo, about how people would react differently to a painting of a cloud if she named it "Octopus" than if it had another name.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TechHater
where is my ddlc femdom

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Do you guys think Yuri plays CS:GO?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@viagrandad
Where is this even?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spamalot
she does though, as long as you don't delete her

Spamalot
Spamalot

@viagrandad
why is that boy wearing a bra?

farquit
farquit

@viagrandad
MC says she LOOKS like a first-year student. But they're all 18.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I was a little too late to the last thread but apparently someone drew porn of my OC (without me knowing; i got notified of it on tumblr) so if the artist of that pic is still here this is for you lmao

Methshot
Methshot

@New_Cliche
Yeah pretty much. It's the new big thing for normie games, most people playing it don't even realize all the things it takes inspiration from, and think it's a whole new idea. Really it's just a trend that's been gaining popularity for years and has finally been brought right to their doors.

That said I was exaggerating. It was cool enough for what it was. The initial dating sim stuff was kind of boring and below standard at first, but I genuinely grew to enjoy Sayori's route until the end, and the poem system was a really interested and well implemented idea. Was technically really well made to in it's presentation. I applaud the programming. I enjoy cheesy creepypasta spook stuff so most of the second half was pretty fun for me.

Monika's monologue was also a cool idea but personally I found her kind of boring. If you enjoyed her dialogue that part was cool.

The ending is a real letdown though. I don't mind cool gimmicks, but they were used to make more of a real story. Overall it was an interesting experience but nothing to call home about.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nojokur
Natsuki's Reality Marble, "Unlimited Manga Works."

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Flameblow
Yuri would be too embarrassed to voice her desires, but she would emphatically nod her head in agreement as soon as you suggest tying her up, blindfolding her, anal, her stepping on your dick, hair-pulling, fucking her while she's asleep, choking her, electrocuting her, spitting on her, calling her names, spanking her, biting her, calling her parents while you fuck her, sex in the classroom, sex i the closet, sex in the hallway, sex in front of the club members, tying her up with a rotor inside her while you drug and rape the other club members, or hand holding.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@hairygrape
Soon every namefag in this thread is going to end up getting lewd'd

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
Too expensive for her. She mains Spy on TF2 to get her knife fix.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methshot
I wish they were used to make a more developed story*

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@hairygrape
Nani? The original artist is here?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@GoogleCat
Yuri will never yell at you to rush B

Soft_member
Soft_member

@cum2soon
Wow, Yuri's pretty kink-
or hand holding
THAT SICK WHORE

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

This shit's been done before

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@ZeroReborn
Don't worry fair user. You'll get some Monika femdom soon Well, starts out maledom then switches to femdom. I also hope you like sweat, breast worship, and face-sitting.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@ZeroReborn
Monika has a decent amount

girlDog
girlDog

@Methnerd
I'm glad I don't use a name then.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@King_Martha
DOKI DOKI GOPNIK CLUB

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StrangeWizard
So?

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole

sweat, breast worship, and face-sitting.

Holy shit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Boy_vs_Girl
Where is my Monika yuri femdom?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@cum2soon
I have the image in my head, and I could properly write it out, but I need to figure out the lead up to tenderly loving her impressionable body.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Which Doki would agree to anal right off the bat

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Carnalpleasure
MC YOU FUCKING BLYAT READ MY POEM

FUCK OFF NATCYKA.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Carnalpleasure
You'll never read and discuss literature while eating butterbrod and squatting
Why am I a configuration of matter in the observable universe

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

idontknow
idontknow

@RumChicken
thanks doc

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
Sayori. It's just a feeling.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
Sayori, she's into buttstuff anyways.

askme
askme

@Illusionz
Monika

Techpill
Techpill

@Illusionz
Sayori, maybe Natsuki if you trick her into that kind of stuff.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Being captivated by Monika in Act 3!
Enjoying talking to Monika!
Discussing other Dokis in the general!
Coming to realize that Natsuki has the most appealing personality!
Loving Natsuki's forward nature!
Loving how Natsuki cares for her friends without hurting herself!
Loving Natsuki's genuine joy over finding someone to share interests with!
Loving Natsuki's inner strength as she remains stable among a tumultuous upbringing!
Loving Natsuki!
Wanting a Natsuki of your own!
Lifting to be ready to manhandle your own Natsuki when you find her!
Natsuki!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Illusionz
These ones

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Burnblaze
@Emberfire
Imma combine one from drunk-friend and Erika!

High in the branches of an old tree
A spider makes its web
A task it was never taught how to do
But knows in its little spider heart how to do anyway

It works tirelessly throughout the day
Performing its cyclical motions
Around and around in a circle
It lays the framework for her web in sticky silk

The web shines brilliantly in the midday light
It glistens and sparkles for any whose eye it grabs
A thing of natural beauty hidden in darker meaning
For the webs purpose is still to bring those it catches death

A heavy breeze comes bye, and off breaks a branch of the tree
The spiders web comes crashing down
An entire days efforts gone to waste
No progress today had been made

But the spider does not pay it any mind
Tomorrow is a new day and once again can the spider try
It can make another elegant shining creation
It can try again to lure something to its demise

The spider does not mind trying again
Because it has to
Or it will Die

Spamalot
Spamalot

reply to this post if you would love your doki forever if she was real

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BlogWobbles
At least it was before she fucked everything up.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
I found it scary, I've read all types of japanese stuff.
Sorry mate you're just lazily generalising because it didn't spook you.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Spamalot
Yes

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
I would!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Goodnight /ddlc/, take care of your dokis

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
I want to stack the Dokis on top of each other like pancakes and fuck all their holes

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Skullbone
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS LEWD THE DAMN DOKIS, MC

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
act 2 yuri would probably be in to the pain

Methshot
Methshot

@Spamalot
Is that even a question?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spamalot
I would love Sayori forever...platonicaly as a dear friend!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
Autism chan is here!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spamalot
Who wouldn't?

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
Not bending them all over the desks in a line

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@PackManBrainlure
based

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TreeEater
Natsuki is best doki

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@hairygrape
Oh and one more thing before I leave I guess some user from a few threads back pretended to be me. Please don't do that lol

Anyways see ya I hope everyone here has a nice night!!!!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@MPmaster
sayori still wears a silly little bow even at her wedding
Sayori is a dork!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It may sound odd but playing this game has helped me to better face my depression and anxiety and not let them control me as much. I guess I needed to see myself in a fictional character for that to happen.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@idontknow
THE CONVEYOR BELT!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
I'd love her forever regardless.

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberfire
Blades of grass are we
Gazing, longing at the tree
yet our roots, they greet

Emberfire
Emberfire

@idontknow
fuck
thats good too

massdebater
massdebater

@Harmless_Venom
She may be a dork, but that's one of the reasons I love her!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@LuckyDusty
Goodnight Natsukifriend

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spamalot
Monika is real

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TreeEater
I didn't get any of her scenes when I played through the first time, so I had no idea until she slipped you the Act 2 note. Replayed for the true end, and man, Natsuki is just wonderful. Like, as a person, I would love to get to know and date a real Natsuki. She's sweet, but she has a spine. She's hesitant to let people in, but astonishingly forward about her feelings. She's a lot like her poems- seemingly simple, but there's a lot going on there under the surface. I've never been this attached to the simple personality of a 2D girl before. She's not even really my type physically, but I'm attracted to her just because she's her.

RumChicken
RumChicken

i want a yuri relationship with act 1 yuri

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TalkBomber
They were probably just being ironic. Either way, I appreciate you being such a good sport about all this! Thanks for stopping by, and have a great night!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spamalot
Would go to some lengths for my doki

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RumChicken
but she has a magnum dong

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Which Doki would go barhopping with me

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
that's ok. i will still love her.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Spamalot
I already love her forever.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@RumChicken
What about act 1 Yuri in a relationship with act 2 Yuri?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@JunkTop
She is great isnt she, makes you really want to take her away from her abusive dad and make her happy everyday

likme
likme

@RavySnake
oh oo oops I dropped my monster condom

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
Natsuki is actually 18
just is that size from growing up malnourished because fathers neglect
Dan you are one fucked up nigger I tell you what

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Need_TLC
act 1 yuri needs to feel safe and act 2 yuri would not be good for her
act 2 yuri and natsuki though.....

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Goodnight, /ddlc/. Remember that there are about five days left until the /ddlc/ Sings deadline! Twenty-nine fine Anons already submitted- don't miss your chance to lend your voice to the choir. It should be as representative of us as possible!

And this is for the late-night crowd, since I know the Yurifriends are nocturnal- I've received support for all the Dokis but Yuri thus far. Don't let your Doki be the only unloved Doki!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sharpcharm
Dan smells like the sewage tank of a New Londo brothel!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Boy_vs_Girl
Goodnight harmonikanon

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure
He probably aint even got no legs
Explains why he's so short at least

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StonedTime
yes

massdebater
massdebater

tfw Monika literally spoils the whole twist in act 1

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TechHater
How's it feeeeeeeeeeeeeel, Dan? To NEVER SHIP ME MY FUCKING KEYCHAIN?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@massdebater
The best twists present themselves to you early

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spamalot
Cuddling on a cold night with Yuri
Reading books with Yuri
Going to museums and planetariums with Yuri

happy_sad
happy_sad

If you can't cum from just this picture you aren't a true Monikafriend

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
Hey you dont see me criticizing your general for smelling of human sweat and...burnt sexual fluids?

TechHater
TechHater

I just bought this game and I think that the Steam files for it are all corrupted, because no matter how many times I uninstall it and reinstall it, it ALWAYS breaks down no matter what.

Is this game just shit and the fanbase completely ironic, or is it my computer that's the problem?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

'Shipping all the girls with Monika! Shipping keychains faster than the speed sound with Monika! Shipping through Steam all around the world with Monika!!!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Evil_kitten
As mean at this sounds it always makes me laugh to see your struggle, keychain user. Thank you.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I want to read a poem by Keychain user

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@AwesomeTucker
shipping keychains faster than the speed of sound

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TechHater
just redoinstall bro

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@MPmaster
Cuddling on a cold night with Yuri
The heating's gone out
Staying under the covers
Sharing body heat to stay warm

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TechHater
Lol you need to buy the fan pack for it to work the way its intended kiddo

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sir_Gallonhead
I am not Keychain user but I will try to channel his rage

Roses are red
Violets are blue
WHERE ARE MY KEYCHAINS, DAN?
SHIP THEM OR I'LL FIND YOU!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fuzzy_Logic
I have. Several times.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
@Spazyfool
more

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

People start to make fun of Sayori!
She comes to school some days with bruises on her arms and face
Lit club vows to defend her!
Wake up!
Day of festival!
Sayori is your new girlfriend at this point, as you pledged to protect her!
No response from phone!
Monika for once in her life has no idea what's happening
Get pit in stomach!
Run to her house!
Enter her room!
Nobody inside!
Check every room!
Nobody!
Call everyone from the club!
They haven't seen her!
Search party started!
Lit club on hold!
Search entire neighborhood!
No sign of Sayori!
A few weeks pass!
A local citizen is walking their dog when they see something floating in the water!
A red bow!
He walks down to the river bank!
Sees body of a young girl caught on some branches in the water!
Looks like they have been dead for at least a week!
Investigation determines death is drowning!
Marks on her wrist and neck indicate her death was in fact a homicide!
Further autopsy indicates that she has several stab wounds, on her torso and chest, and bind marks on her wrists, ankles, and neck!
You are stunned as you have the news broken to you!
Determined to bring justice to Sayori!
Start planning funeral service for Sayori!
At Decide for Cremation!
Day of the service!
Whole lit club makes poems about Sayori!
Except Monika!
It seems that Monika is taking it the hardest!
Each member given an urn, as they were her only friends, and her parents are out of the picture!
Everyone agrees that you should keep her bow!
You at forst think you should put it on the urn, but instead decide to tie it around your shoulder!
Yuri gets an artisan to have the ashes smelted and imbedded into a knife, and puts it in a display case!
Natsuki puts her urn next to her Manga collection!
She likes to read to Sayori!
Monika puts a little bit of the ashes inside the empty component of a flash drive!

Lunatick
Lunatick

has a single person, on this general or otherwise recieved a keychain yet?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fuzzy_Logic
@w8t4u
just monika

Inmate
Inmate

@Soft_member
fan pack

WHAT?

WebTool
WebTool

@w8t4u
@TechHater
Verify files.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TreeEater
No attention for me? Ah well, it was fun. Night ya'll

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Inmate
Good job faggot, you need the fan pack for the game to work.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sharpcharm
That's canon. Monika says so actually.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
They could do so a little less obviously. Monika basically tells you "Hi MC, btw I'm meta-aware!" Every time you trade poems.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
Fucking Jews.

Reporting this to Steam customer service.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Inmate
You heard me kiddo

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Evil_kitten
Monika has motivation to lie/exaggerate though.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@VisualMaster
I'll cont for now anyways, i already have this part done.
Before cremation, they noticed that the stab wound went through the soft part of the ribcage!
Forensics molds tbe stab!
Every knife grain is different, so if they can find the knife and stab it into ballistic gel, they can match the inperfections in the cut!
Forensics interrogates Monika!
She doesn't want Yuri to be framed!
She tries keeping her mouth shut!
Next day!
Monika comes to school with a black eye!
Yuri not at school!
She is under temporary arrest!
All her knives confiscated!
She has a fit when her little part of Sayori is taken from her!
She is sedated!
They match one of the knives!
Its a cheap pocket knife!
It isnt yuri's!
She only has high quality knives!
Yuri is still put on trial!
All they have is circumstantial evidence, as there are no prints on the weapon!
She is charged as guilty for murder and is sentenced to life!
Everyone talks about it at school!
Natsuki and Monika determined to prove she is innocent and was framed!
You want her to stay in prison for what she did!
Cont?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@VisualMaster
user you took this to such an unnecessary and dark place that I feel like you are just trying to hurt people and make them worry rather than foster a creative mindset and environment
I would like you to cease

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
@MPmaster
Her shiver as your cold hands rob the heat from her back!
She presses her cold hands around your waist!
You feel her legs entwine with yours!
Tangled up and sharing heat with Yuri!
Feeling her cold breath on yours!
Yuri!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Bidwell
Moving into a new place with Yuri
Painting the walls with and decorating with Yuri
Keep messing up but it's okay Yuri tells you what to do
Finish now exhausted and order food and watch a movie with Yuri
Fall asleep together during the movie

Evilember
Evilember

@Sir_Gallonhead
The thing is, i can only express myself through depressing writing.

JunkTop
JunkTop

/vg/thread/195534626#p195563724
Yes, thank you, user. I'm feeling a lot better today. I've just been kind of distracted lately.
Sorry if I worried you.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sir_Gallonhead
If you're a fan of this VN you have no right to say this. Creativity doesn't mean everything has to be sunshine and rainbows either. You shouldn't discourage anyone to creative express themselves user, even if you don't really like what they're doing.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@CodeBuns
The penis within my heart is erect!

Methshot
Methshot

@CodeBuns
Painting the walls with Yuri!
Painting Yuri's walls after!

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Booteefool
Natsuki did it she wanted a free urn to eat

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Booteefool
All they have is circumstantial evidence
She is charged as guilty for murder and is sentenced to life
What?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@CodeBuns
you are a good guy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
eating urns

thats way too hot for this thread sir, take your urn eating fetish outta dis thread

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@cum2soon
You're right user...

@Evilember
I'm sorry user. I just dont like Doki bullying. The game did enough of that for me.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methshot
Painting the wall with Yuri!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PackManBrainlure
I'm guessing it's a "Guilty until proven innocent" thing, like in p4

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
Open! The store and my wallet alike
Are open! Here's money, you short little kike.
Take it. Just take it, much like you had stole
The joy from Sayori, and poor Yuri's soul.
I want only one small material thing
To comfort my heart- my wife's form on a ring.
If she can't be happy, then maybe I can
In her stead, so send it, you midget-cum-man.
A day, then a week, then another, then three,
But still your site's saying "Processing" to me?
Then be damned! Be damned! You five-foot-three bitch!
To reach your head, I'd have to stand in a ditch.
Until I can hold her, my anger will grow,
Quite like you stopped doing so long, long ago.
Your external sense will match my internal pain
IF YOU DON'T SHIP ME MY GODDAMN FUCKING KEYCHAIN!

Thanks, user. I had fun with that. Appreciate the inspiration.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Describe the perfect Monika date

Inmate
Inmate

I just want to see them be happy.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@PackManBrainlure
maybe user is saying that they have no ther leads?
its really poorly executed though. desu you could have tried better
also i got this captcha, which is all too appropriate

Soft_member
Soft_member

These threads go way too fast and I can't keep up.

Monika a best, but all Dokis deserve to be treasured.

TechHater
TechHater

@w8t4u
Holding her hand and doing whatever she wants to do desu.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Soft_member
While I don't agree with you monikafriend all you are right Protect all Dokis at All Costs

RumChicken
RumChicken

Done by another user in the minimalist thread

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Evil_kitten
It's beautiful Keychain user I am envious of your passion

Anyone know how to summon Clypanon for this?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methshot
Painting the walls with Yuri's internal organs!

Booteefool
Booteefool

ummm monikababs???

massdebater
massdebater

what was yuri talking about the 3 days you sat with her?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
I agree that all dokis deserve to be treasured but Natsuki is the best

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
minimal Yuri
not wearing minimal clothes

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evil_kitten
Keychainanon is Dr. Seuss
I had a chuckle, thanks.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@massdebater
I didn't think she was saying anything. I thought MC-kun was talking the entire time.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@RumChicken

@Soft_member
Walking in a park as she stares in wonder at true reality. Possible background music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLJZzuzEyNw (thanks to the user who shared this song a few threads back, I love it.)

@CodeBuns
you shut the heck up

w8t4u
w8t4u

club president is always the conscious one
whole point of sequel is twist the game to become one and bringing order to DDLC through MC-kun hands
and, of course, saving everyone
including Monika

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evil_kitten
this is actually quite pleasing to read

Spamalot
Spamalot

@RumChicken
You should have used a different background shade, her skirt blends into it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@RumChicken
Anyone save the Natsuki one?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@massdebater
dead people speak

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Spamalot

Shit, that second part was meant for @Inmate

@Flameblow
incoming

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
Good shit my son.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Dan is my waifu

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Booteefool
WHERE IS THE NEXT PART?!

viagrandad
viagrandad

Some mc-kun story autism.
Also, post music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HddWoJYaqQ

idontknow
idontknow

@King_Martha
Thanks user

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I arrive at my apartment around 8pm
Exhausting day all around, work, college, psychiatrist.
Same routine everyday, search for my keys, park the car in the garage, take the elevator.
I open the door for my room, I hear a strange sound inside of people talking, decide to open the door slowy to peek inside.
Sayori was in the living room with Monika reading books, Natsuki and Yuri were walking around my apartment, my eyes couldn't believe what I saw.
We had a nice tea and chat about the literature club and about our lifes after graduation.
Then a shock runs through my body and I wake up in my couch, all lights are out, it's 2am and there is nobody else here.
Look around my apartment, fire alarm had gone off, water was leaking from the bathroom in the carpet.
Can't even remember how I got there.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@w8t4u
I'd love to take her camping. We'd walk through the woods and point out cool stuff then late at night we'd snuggle by a fire and roast marshmallows, she'd like hers a little burnt, and we'd feed them to each other and talk until we got tired or just listen to the sounds of the night. Then we'd sleep curled up together til morning

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@w8t4u
Dan wouldn't let us be happy like that, user
That's why it's our duty to make that happen

Supergrass
Supergrass

HOW TO MARRY SAYORI IN DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB (+18) (REALLY WORKS)

5mileys
5mileys

@Booteefool
Natsuki and Monika decide to try and sneak into Yuri's house to prove the pocket knife was implanted!
They sneak in, it is still taped off but no officials are there!
They walk up to her room!
They find no signs of forced entry!
They look all around the house, before finding one of the screens in the kitchen is cut right next to its lock!
Before they can leave, they are spotted by neighbors!
They spind the night in jail for tempering with a crime scene!
The evidence they have found can now be dismissed in the court due to the fact that it was not found by a reliable source!

Cont? I might in the morning.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@massdebater
If you check the historial it was what Monika say in the steam page

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
You had a dream?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Burnblaze
Did you do some drugs user?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
KILLING YURI PRANK (GONE WRONG) (ACTUALLY STABBED)(IN THE HOOD)

askme
askme

@w8t4u
Do you think that every club's president was conscious?
Maybe that's why there was so much "politics" around them.

Emberfire
Emberfire

/vg/thread/195534626#p195540959
I once made a script that makes you feel an angel-domme kissing you before you rest or fap, "blessing" you with increased relaxation or pleasure based on how kind, responsible, and productive you've been lately
seriously though, hypnosis is the best fetish if you learn how to do it with partners. express physical affection through text-chat! simulate all your hentai dreams! experience impossible, mind-blowing shit like being uploaded to the Singularity!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@viagrandad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obvsYn2myXs

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@FastChef

And all of them together. Reminder if you like this sort of thing to stop by the minimalist thread. We could always use a couple more people if you want to give it a try!

/w/thread/2039399#p2039399

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberfire
tfw no hypno bf
tfw he still doesn't even love me

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
All the other presidents are sentient
They came up with Project Libitina to see what would happen if they were to start uplifting other NPCs.
That'd be ridiculous tofu, but it'd be fun

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@viagrandad
Hey not bad! Coming along nicely I presume?
@DeathDog
Damn das it mane, although definitely wouldn't be doing it now since temperature is dropping.
@GoogleCat
Maybe he does and he's hypnotized you to make you think he doesn't to tease you!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Going on a date with your favorite Doki!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXu6q-6JKjA

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
@DeathDog
I can't remember, I don't use drugs tho, I did pass out drinking once, but that's about it. the only thing I remember is parking my car, everything else is a blank, so I guess I had a dream and my body was moving subconsciously through my routine?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Burnblaze
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE A TULPA, PEOPLE

askme
askme

usually like hypno to be the dominant one
Monica comes in and completely changes that
She's so wonderful

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spamalot
Emosuki will never be real.

My heart.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Raving_Cute
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS???

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Raving_Cute
Not really.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
I wish I could write something similar to the feelings that this song invokes involving the Doki's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axT_RojfaRs

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Recently set up a Yuri Crime Scene and a Sayori one with the addons I had at hand. It was a bit tough to line up the rope with the ragdoll's neck, but all I had to do for yuri is to kill a female civ and paint blood around her corpse.

Anyways, I'm probs gonna grab a Coroner Vehicle Addon to make the crime scenes more realistic.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lunatick
God, I just want to wrap my arms around her from behind and nibble that exposed collarbone until she's moaning and grinding back into me.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Harmless_Venom
It's not perfect but I fixed the colors that fucking bothered me.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Raving_Cute
Most tulpamancers don't even see their tulpas with their eyes so no. Something else was going on with him assuming he's even telling the truth which he's probably not

Supergrass
Supergrass

Did Monika mention another book?
Fuck i remember crying at the end of flowers for algernon the first time i read it when i was a teenage, damn you Monika you really know how to make me feel sad

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Harmless_Venom
@Skullbone
Monika is the only one to stretch out into other Dokis' frames
It's the little touches that make me smile.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Raving_Cute
I wouldn't say I condone making tulpas, but what's with the pervasive view that they can fuck you up? Going insane because you "created another consciousness inside you" sounds more of a creepypasta than just making a tulpa does.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@w8t4u
saving everyone
including Monika
Hard Times user gets hired to help write the sequel

askme
askme

@LuckyDusty
but what's with the pervasive view that they can fuck you up?
bad meme that overstayed its welcome

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
Why don't you condone it?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

/vg/thread/195534626#p195566176

Plot twist it's Gmod Scout and reality falls apart like this game when Natsuki captures the point

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Deadlyinx
I'm kinda stuck at brainstorming it. I just wanted to see how it would look like.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evilember
Álrêrst lébe ich mir werde,
sît mîn sündic ouge siht
daz here lant und ouch die erde,
der man sô vil êren giht.
ez ist geschehen, des ich ie bat:
ích bin komen an die stat,
dâ got menischlîchen trat.

Schoeniu lant, rîch unde hêre,
swaz ich der noch hân gesehen,
sô bist dûs ir aller êre.
waz ist wunders hie geschehen!
daz ein magt ein kint gebar,
hêre über áller engel schar,
wáz daz niht ein wunder gar?

Hie liez er sich reine toufen,
daz der mensche reine sî.
dô liez er sich hie verkoufen,
daz wir eigen wurden frî.
anders waeren wir verlorn.
wól dir, spér, kriuze únde dorn!
wê dir, heiden, dáz ist dir zorn!

Dô ér sich wolte über úns erbarmen,
dô leit er den grimmen tôt,
ér vil rîch über úns vil armen,
daz wir komen ûz der nôt.
daz in dô des niht verdrôz,
dâst ein wunder alze grôz,
aller wunder übergenôz.

Hinnen vuor der sun ze helle,
vón dem grábe dâ ínne lac.
des wás der vater ie geselle
únd der geist, den nieman mac
sunder scheiden, éz sî ein,
sleht und ebener danne ein zein,
als er Abrahâme erschein.

Dô ér den tuifel álsô geschande
daz nie keiser baz gestreit,
dô vuor ér her wíder ze lande.
dô huob sich der juden leit:
dáz er, hêrre, ir huote brach
und dáz man ín sît lebendig sach,
dén ir hant sluog unde stach.

Da nâch was er in dem e lande
vierzic tage, dô vúor er dar,
dannen in sîn vater sande.
sînen geist, der uns bewar,
dén sant ér hin wider ze hant.
heilig ist daz selbe lant,
sîn náme, der íst vor got erkant.

In daz lant hât er gesprochen
einen angeslîchen tac,
dâ der weise wirt gerochen
und diu witwe klagen mac
und der arme den gewalt,
den man hât mit in gestalt.
wol im dort, der hie vergalt!

Únserre lántréhter tihten
fristet dâ niemannes klage,
wan er wíl dâ zé stunt rihten.
sô íst ez an dem lesten tage.
und swer deheine schulde hie lât
unverebent: wie der stât
dórt, dâ er pfánt noch bürgen hât.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Supergrass
Is this one of Monika's chats? I don't remember it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@PurpleCharger
not that user, but most people who don't condone tulpas (for non shitty /x/-tier creepypasta reasons) see them as an unhealthy copes
not stopping me from working on mine, though

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Illusionz
Man, that's one of my guilty pleasures, it hurts.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Raving_Cute
make a joking shitpost
gets more (You)s than a poem you actually enjoyed putting effort into
This has to be Dan's fault somehow. I just know it.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Ír lât iuch des niht verdriezen,
daz ich noch gesprochen hân?
sô wil ich die rede entsliezen
kurzwîlen und iuch wizzen lân,
swáz got wúnders hie noch lie,
mit der werlte ie begie,
daz huob sich dort und endet hie.

Kristen, juden und die heiden
jehent, daz díz ir erbe sî.
gót, müeze éz ze rehte scheiden
durch die sîne namen drî.
al diu werlt, diu strîtet her:
wir sîn an der rehten ger.
reht ist, daz er uns gewer!

Mê dann hundert tûsent wunder
hie in disem lande sint,
dâ von ich niht mê besunder
kan gesagen als ein kint,
wan ein teil von unser ê.
swem des niht genúoge, der gê
zúo den júden, die ságent im mê.

Vrowe min, durch iuwer güete
nu vernemet mine clage,
daz ir durch iuwer hochgemüete
nicht erzuernet, waz ich sage.
Vil lihte daz ein tumber man
misseredet, als er wol kann.
daran solt ir iuch nicht keren an.

idontknow
idontknow

@StonedTime
Well keep up the good work if you ever need help just shoot us a question my man.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@hairygrape
That's not the only reason to make one though. I started making mine because I met a girl in a dream who felt real and I didn't want to forget about her.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@LuckyDusty
Because damaging your ability to perceive what is real and what isn't to the point where you actually believe your invisible friend is real sounds like absolutely nothing bad could happen

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
well, I was just saying the main reason I see that people don't condone it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@viagrandad
Ask and you'll receive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6BoC5qEcw

likme
likme

@askme
bad meme
Forcing yourself into a pseudo dissociative disorder, the knowledge of which comes mainly from tibetan basket weaving forums
Completely safe

DeathDog
DeathDog

@hairygrape
@PurpleCharger

I think saying I don't condone it is a bit too strong of a way of saying it; I'll admit that I tried making one in the past until she 'died' because I had a bout of worse depression and shut her out.

Having gone through that, I think I do partially see it as an unhealthy coping mechanism. I just felt like such a piece of shit for letting things go like that, so that seeing other people with potential emotional issues do it makes me worry.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lunatick
"tulpas" aren't that different of a phenomenon than people who think they hear or feel god. you can say what you want about religion but most of those people are able to function in life. With tulpa making you're self aware about what you doing, so there's a good extra level of sanity there.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lunatick
do your research before you go around pretending you know what you're talking about

Lunatick
Lunatick

Hold the fuck up, you can use your mental energy to create another conciousness? Wouldn't that be like doubling your powerlevel?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Supergrass
this convo
You just gave me an idea, user.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lunatick
You say that, but it'd be hilarious if that other consciousness is a massive normalfag

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

And here we go...

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@DeathDog
bring her back faggot, you know what to do

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lunatick
More like doubling your autism.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick
No you split your powerlevel and dedicate it to creating something else, I think.

farquit
farquit

@Supergrass
The fuck, when was that chat?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Natsuki becomes sick one day like in pic related
She Collapses in the hallway, terribly sick
Rushed to hospital by Ambulance
She's in critical condition due to toxins in her blood
Police get involved
Her dad is #1 Suspect, but other club members are persons of interest
Whodunnit ensues

How should this story end, fellow anons?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

And here.
We.
Go.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Dreamworx
Tulpaposting needs to stop.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
@farquit
One of her chats if i remember right

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Gigastrength
It's not her dad, since he never feeds her.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
Yeah by halving your sanity and eliminating your reality

massdebater
massdebater

@Skullbone
Why does MC-kun look like a shota? Do his parents not feed him either?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Stop tulpaposting

FastChef
FastChef

@massdebater
It's obviously Dan.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evil_kitten
Good point. Then it's a whodunnit between the club members

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperGod
My tulpa said people like you shouldn't be listened to.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@massdebater
Because /ss/ is a patrician fetish and MC-kun is living the dream while we waste away and wallow in sadness and unfulfilled dreams of Dokis

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@girlDog
@Soft_member
@BinaryMan
@w8t4u

What the fuck IS consciousness anyway?

Inmate
Inmate

@Gigastrength
@Evil_kitten
Monika started bringing food to school and feeding it to Natsuki.

likme
likme

@eGremlin
At this point I think it's just a bunch of salty faggots trying to get this thread banned

Evilember
Evilember

@Stark_Naked
A crutch to experiencing the true world

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Ignoramus
people who think they hear or feel god

What almost every religious person feels in a church is their brain releasing chemicals that give them a feeling of comfort and safety, because their subconscious has recognized that they have been welcomed into a large peer group and is like "now just stay there and do what the others do" because mammals have greater survival chances in numbers.

People who actually think god talks to them are the most dangerous, bin laden esque motherfuckers.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Illusionz
Natsuki probably poisoned herself, either deliberately or inadvertently.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
feelshit

I suddenly don't care what you have to say anymore.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Good evening anons. Hope you day was productive. I made cookies this evening. Thinking of making some cupcakes, Natsuki-style. Get some sleep tonight. We've got dokis to please tomorrow.

girlDog
girlDog

@Gigastrength
She melted an urn and put it in cupcakes and got sick

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
Being able to perceive your existence and current state of awareness. You think, therefore you are.

TechHater
TechHater

@Stark_Naked
Dicks

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
Just ignore the Atheist that shot up that Church in Texas everyone

JunkTop
JunkTop

@likme
I just wanted to make an amusing joke about DID and seeing Dokis. And it fucking nuked the thread. I know that cunt Dan is behind it somehow. Faggot is probably too busy tulpaposting to ship me my keychain. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
This isn't the first time I go through my day without realizing what I am doing, I can't even remember how I woke up and went to college without wearing underpants. I noticed it while in the car, so I had to turn around and go all the way back just to get that.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I want to hug Sayori and tell her it's going to be alright.
I almost cried in the scenes before she killed herself.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Inmate
Its always Monikas fault

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
Yeah hearing god is extreme, but a lot of people think they feel god's presence while praying or at other times. That's tulpas.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Skullbone
It bothers me that they lack faces, even knowing that giving them faces would miss the entire point of the minimalist theme.

Can't you like give them minimalist faces or something?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stark_Naked
It's alright

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Harmless_Venom
That's lovely, user. Maybe I'll try baking some cupcake too.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evil_kitten
You think, therefore you are.
Am I? How do I know this isn't some trick?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
Those look delicious user, you're making me crave cookies at 11pm.

Fuck I really want cookies now.

5mileys
5mileys

@AwesomeTucker
ATHEISM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BunnyJinx
Which we may never know if Natsuki is placed in a medically induced coma over her condition

Techpill
Techpill

@viagrandad
Nice track user, you made my good-for-nothing-only-cuteness character dance!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

reply to this post if you had a bad day

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
They look great user, good job

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Boy_vs_Girl
tfw actually did cry in the scenes before she killed herself on both playthroughs
This is the only game that's ever made me this sad

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Lord_Tryzalot
I want to non-lewdly put my hands in those backpockets and warm Natsuki's butt as she's baking.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spazyfool
What in the...Is this like...fanmade dokkan or?
SAUCE!!!!!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
Replying to give you (You)s to cheer you up not because I had a bad day.
@Poker_Star

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Ignoramus
Every day is a bad day for me.

likme
likme

@Ignoramus
I haven't improved myself at all or made anyone happy.

Bad day.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I don't care about the whole real or not thing, I only want tulpafags gone because they're starting to bring in frogshit and feelshit along with them.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This was really cute and I'd like to see more of it
Are there more second-person things in the pastebin?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
That's tulpas

No, that's mammal survival instinct.

@AwesomeTucker
I'm telling you that self-induced brain damage is a bad thing and you're talking about a brain damaged person doing something awful. Seems like you're backing up my point.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stark_Naked
Regardless of whether or not your consciousnesses is a product of some greater illusion or trick like being the sleeping dream of a Hindu god or being trapped in some cruel simulation, you still have achieved sentience in your reality. The terms of how you attained such awareness is unimportant. At the very least, you could be considered an advanced AI.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Booteefool
I really felt like a dick after I killed her. Especially because I saw the signs of her impending suicide but really wanted to finish the Yuri route before starting the Sayori one so I told her I was just her friend.
Of course it turned out it wasn't a normal VN and then it was just Monika

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yuri!!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw no legitimate human contact for a while
what do i do to stop this
all my hobbies are obscure and im an overly passive and reclusive person
should i just embrace it and become a hermit?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Fried_Sushi
If you tell her you love her, the game is like "You asshole, you should have just kept things as they were and given her something to look forward to each day, walking to school, that would have saved her"

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Illusionz
when people refer to me by my first name and I am trying to think who the hell they are and my mind turns up nothing
One of the problems with having a unique sounding name desu

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
Good fucking luck because knowing women's pockets you cant fit jack shit in there except for maybe half of a phone (without a case). Couple that with those being jean short shorts, and Natsuki's incredibly petite frame, you would have to very aggressively jam your hands into those pockets at an uncomfortable angle, bunching them up to keep them in there. You might even just tear the pockets off her backside because of how tiny they seem to be.
Cut your losses and just give her a comforting hug from behind while swinging side to side slowly with her.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PurpleCharger
If you can handle the solitude. Some people go mad with no human contact

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Deadlyinx
If you want hypno there's 2 in the pastebin, but only one is in 2nd person. Otherwise I dunno which others are 2nd person

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PurpleCharger
How obscure we talking? Cause if all you like talking about is dickgirls yeah embrace hermitry.
@PackManBrainlure
Im not sure I follow.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BlogWobbles
>implying Atheism over Agnosticism isn't a sign of Brain Damage

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BlogWobbles
Why are tulpas brain damage other than because you think so? The problem with people who hear voices normally is that they didn't create the voices. Tulpas are usually a pretty controlled phenomenon, comparatively. They don't tell you to blow up buildings are kill yourself and you don't see things you didn't purposely train your brain to see (most people don't even bother with that part anyway). No one in the schizophrenic ward forced their brain to be like that through concentration.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fried_Sushi
The worst part for me is that I was doing Sayori's route the whole time, and I really fell for her during it
I want to hold her and never let go

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@viagrandad
turning him into a cute trap when

Techpill
Techpill

@AwesomeTucker
i dont think i can man
im already going crazy a bit
@PackManBrainlure
i have over 6k hours playing dota 2
not having the client open, 6k playing hours

TechHater
TechHater

Why bother making a board like /x/ if people refuse to stay there anyway?

girlDog
girlDog

Tulpas Aside, we need a fucking whodunnit fic based on this ASAP! I'd give it a read. @Gigastrength

hairygrape
hairygrape

I can't be the only one who thinks Yuri looks like she has Steve Buscemi eyes sometimes.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
Most people seem to remember my name but I almost never remember anyone's name outside of my family.

Kind of puts me in awkward situations

Spamalot
Spamalot

@GoogleCat
is a hypno trap gf ok too
@Ignoramus
Mine hasn't been great.

Can I just say how unexpectedly amazing the poetry is in this? maybe it's because we actually know the mindsets involved but... I don't normally get anything out of poetry, but there's so much feeling behind those and they're written in such distinct styles...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Ignoramus
Does it count if every day is a bad day?

likme
likme

@Techpill
That's a lot of time user. Is that all that interests you?
@TechHater
Because sometimes they like to roleplay as shitposting demons breaching the liminal barrier between worlds.
@VisualMaster
Ohhh ok, I'm in a very similar situation. Im great with faces terrible with names.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@AwesomeTucker
You have some contact, even through social media, remember, no man is an island.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TechHater
Why does /b/, /bant/, and /int/ all exist at the same time?

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
When are you going pro user?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PurpleCharger
Go to college, or whatever your regional equivalent is. In australia we have "Technical And Further Education". Try to find something that won't financially ruin you, but will allow you to learn some fun new things and meet new people.

Art-based stuff is probably the best bet, painting or music. Painting is pretty chill and no one cares if you're bad at it, paint along with bob ross videos to learn some basic skills, bitches love paintings.

FastChef
FastChef

@Ignoramus
Woke up feeling lousy as usual but I had to leave my house because of an appointment with my neetbux gatekeepers.
He kept asking me about my mental health and saying I should go see this and that person.
Sitting there trying not to cry as I explain how I've been feeling.
Having thoughts about hurting myself.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Playboyize
implying I use social media

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StonedTime
You might even just tear the pockets off her backside because of how tiny they seem to be.
Are the pocket and jean short fabric seperate or are they one in the same? So if you rip of the pockets, would the jean short fabric remain, or would it all come off?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TechHater
@likme
ok i want people to stop tulpaposting as much as you do but tulpas being "magical" or "paranormal" instead of a psychological phenomenon

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
go to college
WHERE DO THINK I AM?!
tfw to introverted to even know where parties are being held, just spend my days buried in historical archives

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
But Nasuki L I T E R A L L Y says that she's the youngest.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
I went from being a loner to meeting a few people through college and back to being alone as soon as i got out

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
I never said tulpas are or are not supernatural.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Emberburn
I think just the face of the pockets would tear off, so she wouldnt be bare-bottomed.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sir_Gallonhead
/x/ IS the paranormal board so i don't know why you would mention it when it comes to tulpa, though.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TurtleCat
Go to college, or whatever your regional equivalent is
Went to college, now stuck with two normalfags trying to get me to do degenerate shit
God help you if you end up in a situation that makes no human contact seem tolerable

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TechHater
Tulpas aren't even allowed on /x/. The only place you can even talk about them is /trash/ and that's a bit, well, trash.

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperGod
Maybe she's the youngest by a couple months

Skullbone
Skullbone

I wish I was a hermit living in the woods.
Whicj doki would like this kind of life

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperGod
He obviously wont say he put underage girls who will get lewded by fans in his game

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spazyfool
Because I was replying to a guy who was talking about /x/ pal.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@FastChef
user, why do you think you feel this way?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@hairygrape
Holy shit so this happened while I was out huh

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
went to college
try to avoid degenerate shit
end up completely isolating myself
J U S T

idontknow
idontknow

@SniperGod
two people can be 18 and one can still be older than the other by an order of months, dude

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Ignoramus
Well, that's disappointing.
Serves me right for trying to fantasize about womens clothing.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Skullbone
yuri is the obvious answer

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@WebTool
ive thought about it before, but im too autistic too function on a team properly
bulba has me on a list with like 50 other people to potentially form teams with when dc inevitably tanks and abandons him
@likme
it doesnt interest me tht much, it just kinda became what i did during middle school and definitely during my high school years
i wouldnt describe it as a addiction or a true "hobby", just a proxy for some greater purpose to my life

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Skullbone
Monika, she understands what isolation feels like

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

reminder

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
she understands what isolation feels like
surrounded by people

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
Not isolating yourself and turning into a hermit so that you can tell emperors to stay out of your fucking sunlight
t. diogenes

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Does it ever make you sad that it's impossible to express your negative feelings without burdening someone else and dragging them down? I've felt like shit lately and I only really have one close friend I trust. But I can't talk to him because I know it'll just be annoying for him since it's not like I even have a good reason to feel bad. Feel very alone.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sir_Gallonhead
Me too although going to the bar to watch my friends drink themselves into a stupor is fun.
@Sharpcharm
Well you should try branching out then you can't figure out what you like if you don't try to find it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Garbage Can Lid
I wonder if Natsuki likes playing Neko Atsume

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
Why dont you just pull down her pants while she's faced away baking you instead?
Or fantasize about her tiny, slender frame only wearing an oversized apron?
Or just imagine eating her out from underneath while she's baking, trying to fuck up her cooking with your tongue
Or taking it a step further and lifting her up and setting her down on your cock, bouncing her up and down while grabbing onto her arms while her legs wrap around your waist, trying to turn her into a blabbering, hot mess and forgetting the sweets altogether

King_Martha
King_Martha

@ZeroReborn
@idontknow
people look down on me because I'm a few months younger than them
In what fucking world do people talk like that?
If Dan could stop retconning his moral faggotry into my jerk material that'd be great.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lord_Tryzalot
Or they try to one-up you to drive the attention to themselves.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PurpleCharger
They aren't real.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
Agnosticism is great and all but there's a lot of things that point to religions being entirely fabricated.

My favorite examples of this are the differences between viking paganism and christianity. Whoever was running the vikings was like "I want my dudes to really fuck shit up, to be the most violent and aggressive and selfless warriors in the world, so I'll tell them stories that as long as they die in battle they're party forever, but if they die peacefully they'll be tortured eternally" and it worked exactly as intended.

Meanwhile christian teachings are a laundry list of ideal traits to have in a peasant if you're their lord or king or whatever historical equivalent. You want them to work hard for you, blindly accept whatever you give them and however you treat them, "turn the other cheek" and all that, and most importantly if your president requires you to go to war and die for him you better fucking do it because he's got god on his side and the enemies are evil. All because if you do these things you will be rewarded after you die, and there's totally something that happens after you die, you don't just become permanently unconscious or anything.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
Neither is she.
Which makes them the perfect companion.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lord_Tryzalot
You can always talk to us, user. What's got you feeling so down?

farquit
farquit

@viagrandad
Sucks when people do that. Even if they don't, it's just kind of awkward for the other person. Everyone is alone and your feelings never really reach everyone else, because they're just as self involved as you.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
i dont really have any drive to do anything else
i am able to live fairly cheaply in my region, i can survive off of a 35 hour work week and i spend all my time in my house or in the woods
im fairly content in that aspect of my life, but i really do wish i could be more sociable

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
Don't speak such heresy.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberburn
Well once again then you have to go out and try.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Playboyize
I do, but it's more fun to think outside the lewdbox, since those are obvious things would want to do to Natsuki as she bakes.

Methshot
Methshot

i love monika

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Lord_Tryzalot
It does, and if you end up getting depression or something everyones is like "why didnt you talk to us"

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot

Yes but you need to pick a subject of study where you actually are likely to meet nice and cute people. It sounds like you picked something really tedious and boring.

@Crazy_Nice
Degeneracy is the foundation of friendship. Just go along with it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Ignoramus
it was great but became 200% shit about an hour ago

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@5mileys
Degeneracy is the foundation of friendship.
Nice try Satan

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@LuckyDusty
Or they tell you to "man up" and "just stop being sad"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evil_kitten
how do i even start though?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@iluvmen
You could try and replace a few articles of her clothing with tear-away versions when she isnt looking, then tearing them off of her as she's just walking around the house in an attempt to embarrass and surprise her.
You could also cut away her pockets and hope she doesnt notice so that you COULD make her bare-bottomed by tearing away the faces.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fried_Sushi
Because I couldn't cope with the stress of having to show I've made no progress with my life since I graduated and having someone pry into my inner world.
I realised a long time ago that there are no magic words to make depression go away. There's nothing a therapist can do or say that will help me and medication hasn't worked either.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
Agnosticism is great and all but
Nope, you have no proof off what comes after dead until you actually die, to assume otherwise means to are using belief.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
You're out of college right? So I assume at least 24 plus of age?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@haveahappyday
never went to college, only 21

RavySnake
RavySnake

@haveahappyday
jesus christ how horrifying
@Snarelure
Just go to the minimalist thread and ask the user who did them to add faces. I'm sure it wouldn't take him that long and he'd be okay doing it
/w/thread/2039399#p2039399

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Harmless_Venom
Yuri and Sayori should be switched.
t. Feng Shui consultant.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Which Doki has the tastiest pussy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stark_Naked
It's nothing major I guess, just a lot of little things. I'm still suck living with my parents. I love them but my mom starts little arguments with me every day, I wake up thinking "I'm gonna make today a good day", only to hear her throwing CDs and having a bitch fit at my dad. Even when things are good they are loud and I'm someone who needs a lot of quiet and alone time to function. I'm also stressed about college, it's not even hard but I procrastinate on assignments too much. I'm not even sure if I made the right choice to go to college, I feel out of place there and it's really tiring when I get home. Also there are a lot of things I want to do and media I want to consume and skills I want to get better at and I make myself a little schedule, but in the end I just space out on the internet because I just want to ignore the constant anxiety. There's a few other things but I think that's enough detail.

I know my life isn't bad or anything but I feel overwhelmed and there's no pause or escape, time just keeps going. I just want to have an indefinite amount of time where I can sleep or space out and have no consequences, and then when I'm ready I can go back to reality feeling refreshed.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
So true, at least i know my doki will always be there for me...right?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Crazy_Nice
You need to get yourself into a situation where you are forced to be around other people

Try going to an art class or something

askme
askme

@5mileys
Degeneracy is the foundation of friendship
pick a subject to socialize instead of what you enjoy

iluvmen
iluvmen

@ZeroReborn
Yuri, definitely. Maybe Natsuki.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Imagine your dad dressed as your favorite doki

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

M-Monika is sure an amazing person huh, user?
I-I'm s-so happy for the two of you, ehehe...
Uhm, cute date ideas...? Ahhh, I think I would just like going to the p-park. But that's me...Which is not Monika...
...Oh. Marriage already? Ehehe, that's so cute...I'm a little jealous.
I-I'm happy for you though.
Oh no no, it's just something got in my eye, I'm fine... Ehe...
I-I have to go, user.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Booteefool
She'll always be with you user

FastChef
FastChef

@BunnyJinx
That's just weird man.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@askme
Please don't tell me these fuckers were the ones that put that tie on the statue

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BunnyJinx
My dad died 3 weeks ago

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Flameblow
Do you think you'd like to learn anything or go into some field?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@haveahappyday
sayori is my spirit animal

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Need_TLC
Rainbow tie
Gee I wonder

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
I'm not religious in the slightest, but that is so disrespectful. Fuck yeah I'm angry.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@JunkTop
What are you going to college for?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
I have bad news user.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
delet this

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BunnyJinx
I'm okay with degeneracy, it's easy to ignore
But this? Leave my father out of this

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@askme
Fuck man I mean good traditional degeneracy like taking drugs and mild vandalism

happy_sad
happy_sad

@JunkTop
I felt the same during college, ended up dropping out after 3 years, stay strong user

Bidwell
Bidwell

I want to leave Monika on the altar and sweep Sayori up in my arms in church!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@AwesomeTucker
I'm a freshman, they let you not decide your major in your first year so I didn't yet. I just did it because I felt like I was supposed to. My mom even she didn't mind if I took a year off but I'd have to get a job. It's not like I could have moved out either way and I think it would have been more uncomfortable at home if I wasn't going to school though. Worried I'm gonna fuck it up and/or rack up debt for nothing.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stark_Naked
Rejecting faith and religion
LaughingYuriBezmenov.jpg

@Burnblaze
Ignoring degeneracy is enabling degeneracy. Next thing you know someone will post the furfaggotry/horsefuckery dokis again

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

so how bout dem horsecock dokis

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@AwesomeTucker
What would be the most subtle but most revealing thing you could tearaway without leaving her naked?

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
Now you've done it. @StrangeWizard

Nojokur
Nojokur

@CouchChiller
Even with spoilers you have let loose the hounds of hell, they draw closer ever more.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
anonymity means no accountability, which is good (people can love their waifu without being cast down as a disgusting person by the consensus) but also bad because worse things happen like that
Nothing can be done but expressing disapproval if they are serious and actually thinking it's okay, or ignoring it if they just want attention by being foolish
And since we don't know which they are the latter is better for thread health

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Nojokur
You chose this fate.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Boy_vs_Girl
im not really sure what to do with my life, im happy with it now but i cant see this lifestyle working past my mid thirties
@happy_sad
this seems like a good idea, throw myself into some situation where i have no control
im an overly passive person and a bit of a control freak, so being out of my comfort zone is a good thing

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@happy_sad
T-thanks. What were you studying user? Do you think you made the right choice dropping out or do you wish you stayed?

I didn't think I'd miss high school but I really do. At least in high school you knew you had to be there no matter what, and it doesn't really cost anything either. No need to decide anything for yourself. There's a lot of things I don't have to take care of yet but I feel adulthood closing in on me and I don't want it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

So I get that there's a rivalry between Sayorifags and Monikafags, but what about Natsukifags and Yurifags? They are kind of rival love interests and are on opposite ends of the physical appeal spectrum after all.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Goodnight guys, take good care of your dokis, Natsuki is already sleeping so try not to wake her

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stark_Naked
I would imagine probably some part of the lower back of her shirt. Anything else she might notice.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Garbage Can Lid
One side is too busy cutting themselves and the other looking for coins under vending machines.

farquit
farquit

@Playboyize
I just did it because I felt like I was supposed to.
user that's not a good idea. You don't have to go to college. There are plenty of alternatives to college out there. Trade school, for instance, is a great alternative because it teaches you a marketable skill that can help you find employment.

askme
askme

@Garbage Can Lid
I don't think there's a rivalry between us and natsukifags I like them and there ____suki stuff

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Garbage Can Lid
I want Natsuki and Yuri to fuck. They're meant to love each other.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, YOU WILL SUFFER WITH ME.
@Nojokur
Hmm well maybe try just taking a look at some schools nearby and seeing if there's anything in it you seem at least slightly interested in.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spamalot
Get this girl a protein bar, stat

takes2long
takes2long

@Garbage Can Lid
No such rivalry exists, Monika and Monikafriends are our pals

hairygrape
hairygrape

Monika is really cute.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Garbage Can Lid
I never had anything against Sayorifags.
t. monikafag who picked Sayori as the first possible option

FastChef
FastChef

@Spamalot
good night user

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Garbage Can Lid
Most of the Yurifags seem to just want to have wild sex with her desu

idontknow
idontknow

@farquit
I really don't think trade school would be for me. I want to make art/creative stuff basically, not that I'm much good yet. I'm trying to self study but it's hard to balance with other things.

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
Fuck off.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SniperWish
But it looks like there's one right beside her!
One of the dokis has to feed it to her!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@hairygrape
L-Lewd

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Garbage Can Lid
Since there is a cross-rivalry between the four of them, let's discuss which chaos god they represent
Monika is clearly Tzeentch

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@farquit
He might have very well been pressured into it by his Parents, afterall many still don't realize what a scam college is becoming

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spamalot
Yurifags want to have wild sex with everything

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
Us that don't are a rare breed.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Methnerd
YOU WILL SUFFER WITH ME
I drew the line on the sand way earlier than you, user. I'm not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with me. Now enjoy the degeneracy you could've stopped had you wanted to.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@happy_sad
I knew I wasn't the only one

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
I was studying Automotive mechanical engineering, luckily since i did the first two years when i dropped out i had the chance to get the technician title so i at least got something out of it.

Im glad i dropped out because by that point i was failing all my classes are barely went to class. Now ive been searching for a job but my anxiety gets the best of me in all the interviews, it sucks

farquit
farquit

@hairygrape
mfw I saw the uncesored variant

SniperWish
SniperWish

Monika!!!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Natsuki gets home from a literature club meeting
her dad is pissed that she stayed out late without telling him first
she reminds him that she's part of the literature club, but he insists she's making stuff up
they argue for a while until Natsuki says he only forgot because he's drunk
Natsuki's dad pauses for a bit
he grabs Natsuki by the hair and forces her down
shoves his beer into her mouth while holding her throat
starts yelling "We'll see how much of a smart-ass you are when you're drunk!"
unaccustomed to alcohol, her throat burns up
when the bottle is empty, he lets go of her
Natsuki rolls onto her side and vomits a bit
he calls her a lightweight, pulls down her skirt and panties
when she tries to force him off of her, he punches her in the stomach
Natsuki's dad grabs a bottle of vodka from the ground and opens it
"If you can't keep your liquor down, we'll have to put it somewhere else."
he shoves the bottle into her vagina
Natsuki screams as he forces the bottle deeper, blood dripping out of her
she breaks his grip with a well-timed kick and starts crawling away
before Natsuki can steady herself, he grabs her leg
she loses her balance and her head slams into the kitchen tile
unable to move, he forces two more bottles inside her
Natsuki surrenders, part out of fear, part out of exhaustion
her body starts to feel light and dizzy
"Papa... I'm scared..."
Natsuki's dad sits down at the table
starts pouring himself another drink
after a few gulps he starts kicking at Natsuki
"Quit pretending to be asleep."
her wounds stop hurting as much
"Come on, wake up already and start cleaning this up."
Natsuki feels like she's flying away
"Don't you know how much of a mess you've made, Natsuki?"
Papa's voice is getting harder and harder to hear
"...Natsuki?"
everything becomes light
she can't tell where she is anymore
she can't tell where anything is anymore
but if Natsuki heads towards the light
she feels like she'll meet Sayori again

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Booteefool
Natsuki will never ever dedicate a poem to (You).
Natsuki will never stand up in front of an audience with that poem in mind.
Natsuki will never say "I was able to write this only because of user, without him nothing of this would've been possible".

Oh well, life sucks.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@idontknow
What kind of art?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Booteefool
Same. I just wish I could stop her from cutting.

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
Your life will be consumed by absolute loss. Then and only then will you understand what you have done to me.
@Booteefool
You son of a bitch!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@VisualMaster
I'm kind of interested in trying to make a VN actually haha

In general writing stories, drawing, and music are all things I've been interested in for a long time and am trying to work on.

askme
askme

@Methshot
Oh, okay, thats fair. I probably should have a long time ago anyway

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
Man
I really want to delet Natsuki's dad

Firespawn
Firespawn

I just finished this game for the first time and I was pleasantly suprised.
Is there any real reason to try for a new route after the ending?

TechHater
TechHater

@Methshot
Your life will be consumed by absolute loss.
Where do you think we are?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Dreamworx
YOU MADE ME FUCKING REE UNIRONICALY
DELET THIS
DELET

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Booteefool
You are not alone in that my friend. I just want to help her break past her insecurities and realize she doesn't have to hurt herself to because she feels inadequate and that she's greater than she can imagine.
@Evil_kitten
Well the tools to start something in doki are there at your disposal.
@TechHater
W-wew

takes2long
takes2long

@Firespawn
try to go for every route at once

Contrary to what Monika says, the game does remember when you save and load.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stark_Naked
It does indeed.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stark_Naked
In my mind she will

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Firespawn
The game format is 2 scenes of your choice depending on who you write the poem for, then the yuri or natsuki bit, then sayori, then 2 more scenes of your choice but with glitches, then yuri and the rest of the thing.

If you see all the scenes in the game you get like a different line of dialogue at the very end.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@haveahappyday
Get fucked.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Gigastrength
A-are you b-b-bullying?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@New_Cliche
Screw Sayori, she deserves it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

This game is now Doki Doki Bro Club.
Do you think the story will stay the same?
Maybe Bronika won't delete all the members of the club this time.
Just Bronika!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@King_Martha
its all gonna be ok Sayori
you arent a burden

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
I would screw Sayori!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TreeEater
I main Villager 1 v 1 me.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

MC-Kun: So, do you think it'll be a boy or a girl?

Monika: *Snuggles* Depends, maybe we'll get both.

God do I love my autistic imagination

Playboyize
Playboyize

Myth: What you’re doing is dangerous – it’s self-induced schizophrenia/DID!

Fact: This idea seems to come from a fundamental misunderstanding of what exactly is involved in conditions like these.

A diagnosis of schizophrenia, for example, does not require auditory hallucinations, or in fact any kind of hallucination at all, and the condition itself has nothing to do with so-called “split” personalities, despite popular confusion. [1]

Dissociative identity disorder is a more complicated issue, but according to the DSM-V, a patient is ineligible for this diagnosis unless they experience both “Recurrent gaps in the recall of everyday events, important personal information, and/or traumatic events that are inconsistent with ordinary forgetting.” and “The symptoms cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.” [2] DID also overwhelmingly originates from trauma, while tulpamancy does not and is often chosen–these origins make a world of difference in how members of each group experience their plurality, and, out of respect for both sides, should not be conflated any more than the Chinese and the Japanese should be conflated because they “look alike”.

To the uninformed armchair psychologist, tulpas may bear a bit of superficial similarity to certain clinically recognized conditions, but the reality is that professional literature does not endorse this comparison.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@King_Martha
Handling Sayori's hips.

Yes, please!.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater
4 dudes would never form a literature club, and on the slim chance they did itd probably be with the intent of getting girls. Bronika would not delet all the guys though, he'd probably just kill himself or use his godlike powers for fun shit cause now its basically virtual reality time.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Been sitting here for half an hour trying to name a new steam account

I can't draw any unique interests to mind, it's kinda crushing me a bit

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Playboyize
Stop posting this for no reason. The tulpa discussion is over. Here's your (you)

askme
askme

@BinaryMan
Why not? Men have more interest in real literature than women.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
Your Steam handle is Phermentator. You love ROMANCE, WINE, and PICKLING.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@farquit
The uncensored one sucks though.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Need_TLC
Leave me out of this.

massdebater
massdebater

@Need_TLC
Muh heart.
@ZeroReborn
ABSOLUTE
LOSS

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do you think Natsuki's papa loves her deep down?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@askme
They wouldnt make a club with the purpose of discussing it though. Theyd talk about it maybe but not form a whole club for it. They probably wouldnt do poetry either.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TreeEater
anime that has to be read left to right
HERESY

Snarelure
Snarelure

When is someone going to write a pregnancy scare fic for Noya?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
They might in a Jap school, with all the club culture there. Probably wouldn't write poetry though yeah.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nojokur
Why do you have an image of a pirate in a wall with wine?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Playboyize
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Tulpa, is in fact, Schizophrenia/Dissociative disorder, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Schrizophrenia plus Dissociative disorder. A tulpa is not a disorder unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully fledged self-applied disorder made unhealthy by the dissociative disorders, schizophrenic tendencies, and shitposting memes comprising a full disorder as defined by WebMD.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
The real question iswhy don't you?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
MENENDEZ!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BinaryMan
They kept getting kicked off of campus for being rowdy and loitering around after classes. They still wanted to hang out together without teachers harassing them, and for reasons, hanging out outside of school was impossible, so they formed a club.
Since they formed it a few weeks into the year, all the 'good' clubs were already taken. So they made a 'Literature Club' because the name was vague enough that they wouldn't be expected to do anything during festivals, etc.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Snarelure
Noy...WHO?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Soft_member
Shitty OC

WebTool
WebTool

@Supergrass
W-Woods senpai!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperWish
Well it was only a matter of time

askme
askme

@VisualMaster
Yes

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Evil_kitten
post your art so we can laugh at/admire you

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
Too busy dealing with this parrot that keeps telling me "never again."

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Supergrass
laugh at
N-no thanks.

Supergrass
Supergrass

>>195575671
ywn have Noya and Misumi double paizuri you to prove who is the better OC

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Snarelure
Misumi > Noyshit
@hairygrape

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
This artist is good at emulating the official art, wish they drew the actual dokis.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

had a childhood friend who was a girl
used to come over to my house and play videogames like smash on 64 and shit
she grew up to dye her hair, get a triforce tattoo, and be a bitch
I can't help but feel I could have prevented this

TechHater
TechHater

@Supergrass
they both switch how they act with each other to prove how shit the other is

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@New_Cliche
I'll admire you, Anon-kun

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
Heh well you should probably fix that problem.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Supergrass
delet this i just woke up and messed it up

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TalkBomber
She's a girl, it was inevitable.

Bidwell
Bidwell

>>195575671
Two OCs already and Idk anything about them. Are they Mary Sues? Are they casual girls? idk

likme
likme

@TechHater
ywn roughly facefuck both of them
ywn make Noya worship your balls as you fuck Misumi's cunty face in

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spazyfool
I'm working on it.

Methshot
Methshot

@Booteefool
me too man, me too

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Dreamworx
That's what I like to tell myself, but I'll never really know. There's so much I'll never really know.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
One's a delinquent and the other is essentially that rich bitch from the powerpuff girls

Emberfire
Emberfire

@MPmaster
No because I'm up too late and read it correctly the first time

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Poker_Star
Ah. So Which one is which?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Playboyize
I wish you but the best of luck but it's time for me to drift to sleep. Till the day dawns...

takes2long
takes2long

@hairygrape
I hate how bitchy she looks and yet I just want to put her into her place by fucking the shit out of her.
What are those feelings? Hate? Love?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TalkBomber
I had a friend like that once. She came over to my house and we would just sit around and talk. Over the years we just kinda grew apart.
I still miss her

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fried_Sushi
Pink hair is the delinquent, blonde drills is the rich bitch.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
THAT Doki.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberfire
Wrong you are, the bitchy one has a better design than that stupid hair, ribbon and random bandage.
She looks like a Natsuki gone bad in a few years.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Skullbone
Gotcha.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stupidasole
Natsuki
Fuck, can't unsee.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Will Yuri be into diaper play?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberfire
Kinda cheated by only using "tree" once. Anyway, he's another shot at creative writing. Feel free to flame me, gents!
I'll only cry a bit

Do you remember?
I guess it has been a while, huh?
Since our christmas tree in December.
I guess we’ve both been busy, huh?
Too busy for the festivities in November.
I guess we have to grow up someday, huh?
No more playing with the leaves in September.
I guess it’s for the best, huh?
Do you remember
Me?
Natsuki!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stupidasole
they won't bully my manga when I AM the bully!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stupidasole
Right as you are, drills girl got shit art where Noya got an almost passable sprite.

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperWish
probably depends on if she cleans her cuts or not

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
Now that's something I can agree with. It's just that the rich bitch artist got that style down and didn't really try to make it look like a DDLC sprite.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@5mileys
infecting your open wounds with your own piss and shit
Now that's a fetish

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperWish
no

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

it's either OC talk or diaper/shit/piss/self-harm talk
I guess that's a good cue to go to bed.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperWish
Will a classy girl be into my degeneracy?

Methshot
Methshot

Monika's voluptuous vulva.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@takes2long
I'd say both.
You might like how she looks like and yet you also find her personality off-putting, by giving her the dick you'd hope that fixes the problem and makes her tone down a bit.
Which can happen in eroges, actually.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Spamalot
A L W A Y S

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Methshot
Monika's hypnotic eyes

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Harmless_Venom
Monika would totally be into hand-holding and being the little spoon.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Spamalot
YES

MPmaster
MPmaster

Does this weird space thing even end? I was in that scene for a good thirty minutes, then I minimized the game and it crashed. Now it's back to the beginning and you can't skip. Am I supposed to delete the game files and start over or is there an end to this scene?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How many of you here self harm? Why?
How?

takes2long
takes2long

@Flameblow
Thank you for properly finding out my emotions.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evil_kitten
i started recently and i just happen to really like it

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
With Monika? She keeps talking until you delete her .chr file

Of course, you would never do that though
Right?

Techpill
Techpill

@Evil_kitten
It gives me a sudden rush and I feel like I can do things much better that way, plus the blood dripping looks rather appealing for me.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@happy_sad
Okay well, does she at least run out of unique dialogue eventually? I wanted to get back to where I was and see it all.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Poker_Star
About roughly 45 subjects or so

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
Yeah, eventually she will repeat her lines.

Evilember
Evilember

Alright my fellow dokifags, how long do we have before our threads die? Are we going to live long like those cripple waifufags?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@haveahappyday
Monika's swaying hips

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Poker_Star
Yeah, you'll know when she does because she'll start repeating them.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Evilember
3500+ threads from now
We've been /ksg/ 2.0 since the /v/ days.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Burnblaze
Every day is so much fun,
With all my friends on /ddlc/ here,
My heart is always on the run,
Surrounded by those I hold dear.

And as I take a bus for work,
Looking out aside,
Time passes on the clock,
My heart simply won't subside.

Until the day finally ends,
I rush back to make this post,
And once again meet up with my friends,
To whom my heart belongs upmost.

Even if I leave /ddlc/ for another thread,
Going nilley willey,
I hold no regret,
As I continue to shitpost freely,
My heart is content,
Thank you for the memories really.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Evilember
We'd better.
I don't think I'll survive loosing this place. I was ready to die before I found this general

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evilember
Threads will live at least until Libitina, and even longer after that

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@hairygrape
We'll always be in your heart, user

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How many of you would hang out_______ with Sayori?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evilember
Hopefully not anytime soon. My life has drastically improved since I found the love of my Doki and this general.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I am an hour into trying to spontaneously invent a new online identity

But this is also my problem, I need to get away from being ridiculously artificial nonstop but I hate the thought of making it too realistic. I don't go on steam to think about that.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster
In 18 days.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Supergrass
Change your name to the name of a song you like, that's what I did

5mileys
5mileys

Perfect Ending for a Perfect Game

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Would try to draw better, but would the Dokis fit with Bubblegum Crisis armor?

askme
askme

@5mileys
eternal room with the other girls
Please.
I need this so bad.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
From left to right
Sayori, Yuri, Monika, Natsuki

hairygrape
hairygrape

Starting a Karate Club with the Dokis!

idontknow
idontknow

@hairygrape
How could I even compete?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What books would you recommend MC Kun? He would seem to be a sci fi type brainlet so for me it would be something like Starship Troopers since there's a ton of animu like Gendum and Muv Luv which is based off of it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Dreamworx
I don't care much for MC-kun so, probably nothing.

5mileys
5mileys

@Dreamworx
he's literally a blank slate to project yourself onto

Inmate
Inmate

@CodeBuns
Did DDLC result in a lot of Sonic and Cuphead tier OCs?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@hairygrape
Who would want to participate in that? Haha, getting pinned to the mat by Sayori's hot, sweaty body. . . who would want that? Haha. . .

StonedTime
StonedTime

Sad to see these slowly dying. The poster count is becoming lower and lower. Do you think we will make it to 200 threads?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nude_Bikergirl
Doki Doki Wrestling Club

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CodeBuns
Shwimpsui go to bed
These threads will tear you apart

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
It's just slow at the moment. We'll be fine.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@hairygrape
@idontknow
sparring with buffsuki
get a few jabs in and back away
she's slow so it's easy to do
eventually get too greedy and stay in too long
she grabs you with a mighty fist and forces you down
she can smell the hormones in your sweat and gets excited
tears your gym uniform off in one swift motion
starts licking your nipples until you're erect
hops up and down on your dick
her ass slams down on your thighs with each motion
Sayori, Monika, and Yuri watch in horror that turns to excitement
they begin undressing and masturbating furiously at the sight of this carnal display
after half an hour and more orgasms than you can count, you finally get a break
buffsuki rolls off you and steps outside to chug some protein shakes
exhausted, you can barely force yourself to sit upright
as soon as you do, you realize the rest of the club is surrounding you
"Where are you going, user?"
"Yeah! You still need to spar with each of us!"

farquit
farquit

@StonedTime
It always dies round this time of night/early morning.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

The last bit I'm dropping.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
Misumi is not even that bad, though there are some much worse in DA already, yeah.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@New_Cliche
omuhlawd

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Would the Dokis find fat boys attractive?

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
Probably not

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Need_TLC
@takes2long
They love you for your poetry!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Slow thread. Let me spice it up a little with the official teaser/introduction for Zero, the DDLC Novel (now in PDF format): https://www.dropbox.com/s/7rsr2xf9nmxsg5g/Zero%20Teaser.pdf?dl=0

Zero will be done by the end of the year. I'm currently working on transcribing my shitty first-draft into something good, like this. It'll take a while, but it'll be amazing once it's done.

I'll also probably be writing another shortfic as a break soon, so be on the lookout for that. Something non-lewd and cute.

My other stories can be found at: http://reflectionnovels.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html

Techpill
Techpill

@CouchChiller
They only do that because they're programmed to.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CouchChiller
But I'm a shitty poet.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Techpill
That's just what Monika wants you to think.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
maybe with a bit chub. not obese. you still need to able to hold yourself on a conversation and not be cringy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Dreamworx
That's just what Dan wants you to think Monika thinks.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
Shitty is subjective! I'm sure you're a good poet to one of them! And even if you're not, it's the effort that counts.

whereismyname
whereismyname

how old is everyone in this thread

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I always wonder what kind of poem the MC wrote with the 20 shitty words he picks every night.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@whereismyname
18 here

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sharpcharm
are you a cute girl (male)

Snarelure
Snarelure

@whereismyname
@Sharpcharm
Hello 18 friend.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@happy_sad
I'm a fat slob. So no, sorry.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
26

cum2soon
cum2soon

@whereismyname
Why even?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@GoogleCat
the search for my monika trap gf continues

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Carnalpleasure
Would you take a crossdressing male? (male)

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
28

Time is fuck, it just keeps going, I should be still 22

iluvmen
iluvmen

@whereismyname
23

likme
likme

@Supergrass
how hairy

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lunatick
Ahhh, memories. I remember when I was young and stupid. Now im just stupid.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fried_Sushi
@Lunatick
ahh ok not too bad. here i thought i was an old creep for being 25 and being in this thread

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
male
disgusting

Booteefool
Booteefool

@whereismyname
20
7 mentally

idontknow
idontknow

@Need_TLC
being fat
remove yourself from the genetic pool

likme
likme

@likme
the amazon jungle has shit on me

you love in london babe?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@whereismyname
21 and it feels like 21 years too many desu

WebTool
WebTool

@whereismyname
Just turned 22.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I just finished the game after knowing nothing about it. I can't even describe how I feel now.

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
Favorite doki?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

borderline millenials

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@whereismyname
24 and suicidal

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname
19.
The perfect age to date a doki.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@WebTool
Sorry I forgot to wish you happy birthmas.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evil_kitten
unhappy shitposters

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why is she so perfect

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@girlDog
Monika was my favorite, but I had a soft spot for Yuri as well.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Evil_kitten
I have always been confused at what the fuck exactly millennials are supposed to be, like according to some assholes my parents generation would be grouped into it and they are both in their 50s now but others act like you are only a millennial if you are born in 2000 or beyond. It is almost like it is being used as an arbitrary term to just apply to people you dont like or something

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Gigastrength
lol

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@ZeroReborn
*uglee

5mileys
5mileys

@Supergrass
It is almost like it is being used as an arbitrary term to just apply to people you dont like or something
This.

askme
askme

@Supergrass
Wow it's almost like you could google the word or something.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@ZeroReborn
Because she loves you to death.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname
21 here

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BunnyJinx
I also went blind into this game, and even though I knew that something dark was going to happen, sayori death left me in shock with mixed emotions. I was happy and excited for a dark turn, but also disappointed in cute sayori death.
Still, I spend about 2 hours just redoing things around the game, so I can discover everything the has to offer

Emberburn
Emberburn

@whereismyname
@TreeEater
19
can we really date dokis?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Supergrass
I guess millennials apply to anybody born in 90's. Also it's kinda derogatory to use millennial as an adjective. Nobody wants to be a millennial.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@whereismyname
24
@BunnyJinx
I did the same thing today.
It affected in ways no other VN has.
Natsuki a best.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@whereismyname
20

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Writing the MC discovers Yuri's cutting and makes her use red marker instead fanfic now.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BunnyJinx
the evangelion of video games

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
A man of good taste, you are.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Monika
???
Natsuki
???
Sayori
J. K. Rowling
Yuri
George R. R. Martin, J. R. R. Tolkien, Steven King, Edgar Allen Poe

farquit
farquit

@Emberburn
I'm working into make it possible senpai, just wait some decades.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Illusionz
Natsuki
Dr. Seuss

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
My understanding is that those before millenials dont like the younger generation because they want change. Why change things when it was fine before? maybe because the old ways dont work anymore dad. maybe is time to try something different.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BinaryMan
Thanks.
@Illusionz
The game compares Natsuki to Shel Silverstein and I feel like that makes sense.
Yuri would probably be into stuff like Steven King, Lovecraft, and possibly bizzaro books by people like Carlton Melick III.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SomethingNew
I dare you to say that to her face

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What if there was a VN where the main character realized someone was controlling their choices and started to rebel?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@RavySnake
If only I was that brave.

WebTool
WebTool

@Illusionz
@Skullbone
what a plebeian taste

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Illusionz
Monika
Kanye West

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

whats the deal with this mc kun stuff? is that the actual character or just fanart?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
Boring.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@eGremlin
I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DATE ME AND NO ONE ELSE
IN FACT, STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TalkBomber
The only official art of MC is the CG where he hugs Sayori.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TalkBomber
It seems to have been made with trapsuki's sprite as a base.

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
I forgot one for Yuri.
She would definitely be into Clive Barker.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Illusionz
Monika
Harlan Ellison
At least I wish so, I think Yuri would like him more

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
I enjoyed this preview. Looking forward to the whole thing.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If you started a band with the Dokis, what would you call yourselves?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BinaryMan
I want to protect Monika so badly.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BlogWobbles
The wild fruits

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BlogWobbles
3.5 captains 1 anchor

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@w8t4u
She's still shitposting here isn't she

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
The Bad Ends

takes2long
takes2long

Goodnight ddlc
I love you.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BlogWobbles
Hxppy Thoughts

WebTool
WebTool

@BlogWobbles
Monika and the girls.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns
What would happen if you smeared her makeup?

takes2long
takes2long

@takes2long
Have a good night's sleep!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BlogWobbles
Group: Hxppy Thxughts
Album: Just Rhymes
Genre: Hip Hop/Rap

Tracklist:

1.- $U1C1D3
2.- Hang In There!
3.- Don't Lewd Us
4.- I Want Breakfast
5.- Cumcakes
6.- Wheel of knifes
7.- untitled
8.- Delete This

StonedTime
StonedTime

@whereismyname
This would now be her face.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@ZeroReborn
she just is

only high IQ anons can appreciate her

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StonedTime
This picture is unsettling. I don't know whats what.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@whereismyname
It would be extremely painful.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
http://make.girls.moe/#/
It's just a random anime face gen shitting the bed and consuming it's own face.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
You're a huge bitch.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Emberfire
You're a cute doki

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TalkBomber
@BunnyJinx
For you.

girlDog
girlDog

Good morning /ddlc/!
I remember asking for ideas earlier as for a fanfic. But I don't remember what everyone said. I think I got one reply, but it had already been done.
How's everyone doing today?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@girlDog
Good, but it's night where I am, so I'm about to go to bed. Have a good day.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'll take OCs over namefags/avataring any fucking day, I'm just saying.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
It's very early morning here, but yeah. Good night user, sweet dreams!

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
Doing good! I've been motivated to finish the fic I'm writing like crazy.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@girlDog
it's 2am

no rest for the wcked

Emberfire
Emberfire

I actually did it I made another Steam account
It's a little linked to my old one but with some luck maybe I can morph it into an actual unique identity

I neglected poems for this because it's been screwing me up, I'll try write something now

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@girlDog
Welcome back! I can't complain today. Doing good I hope?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Gigastrength

I'm with you there dude

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
Monika wants you to be on a healthy sleep schedule!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I'm honestly more comfortable posting later at night than I am in the day here desu. Not sure if it's sleep deprivation or just around good people

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BinaryMan
Oh my god why did my desu auto correct to desu

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
That's good, user! Don't push yourself if you're not feeling creative, but if you're feeling motivated then go ahead and put some work in. Feel free to share it if you're proud of it!
@New_Cliche
I'm doing a lot better than I was yesterday, but I'd rather not get too into that.
@Gigastrength
As long as you're getting enough sleep, I don't think the time matters so much.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
Are you saying that the makeup is in fact her face?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
@BinaryMan
That's adorable to be honest

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StonedTime
Ah, Veeky Forums turns another soul into a doll girl. Alas.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha

I'm just taking advantage of the motivation to post wholesome stuff, my only issue I have is I tend to drag on when I write imo. Plus I'm very critical of myself and anything I come up with

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SniperWish
Personally I'm taking advantage of the anonymity to just put stuff out and feel less accountable if people hate it. I doubt I could do this whole poetry club thing otherwise.

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
Desu desu desu no this isn't right what the hell

w8t4u
w8t4u

@w8t4u
Second.
Leave that shit to steam.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Crazy_Nice
I've literally never used desu in my life that's the thing. I meant to type "desu"

farquit
farquit

@Methnerd
Stop, at first it was adorable, now it's not.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@w8t4u
Yeah same, I'm just really self concious to the point anonymity dulls it instead of getting rid of it

RumChicken
RumChicken

@farquit
I realized what it was, I'm basically Trying to say to be honest but abbreviated, guess it keeps getting changed to desu. My bad

Lunatick
Lunatick

What a terrible time to hit bump limit.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TalkBomber
@BunnyJinx
Make up your damn mind.

idontknow
idontknow

Everyone's been doing a good job about the image limit!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@idontknow
Yuri, I'm writing something for you.

SniperWish
SniperWish

It has become day and I feel awful about everything

Everything I associate with woe and reality is coming to life

Why does my doki want me on a sleep pattern that ensures I get full blast of this

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Illusionz
I'm sure it's going to be great!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn
That's fair. I think this thread has been pretty kind to creative works overall, if that helps.

UNRELATED: New bread when

takes2long
takes2long

@Sir_Gallonhead
It actually really does, I'm willing to post my fic once it actually gets done.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@girlDog
It's 3 AM and I'm crying again.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Firespawn
Yeah I agree with @Sir_Gallonhead
People in this general are pretty cool when it comes to criticizing, and may even offer constructive feedback. Moral of the story is: Don't be afraid to put yourself out there!

takes2long
takes2long

@w8t4u
And if everyone goes to a poetry club in face concealing black robes people might get the wrong idea.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TurtleCat
What's the matter, user? Do you want to talk about it?

@takes2long
I've been posting a lot of fics as of late and I've been getting positive feedback on all of them. I think it's a great idea to have people here critique your work.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@RavySnake
You're actually unironically right. I haven't felt this bad from a fictional work sine watching End of Eva.

massdebater
massdebater

@GoogleCat
Thanks! I really appreciate it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Sir_Gallonhead
I listened to Your Reality again and it brought up feelings that I thought I had put behind me a long time ago.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
Would you say you'd prefer if the song left you be?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Garbage Can Lid
I know a lot of people would think that's silly, but I get what you mean. Your Reality made me pretty emotional, too. It's okay to let those feelings exist, and to let them out.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
Never. I hate feeling like this but @Spamalot
has it right.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

/vg/thread/195584737#p195584737
/vg/thread/195584737#p195584737
/vg/thread/195584737#p195584737

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid
It took a day for Your Reality to kick in for me.
I listened to it and just felt empty, partially anticipating it to get better. Then I just waited a day.
Then when I listened to it again it just tore me in half.

Spamalot
Spamalot

You guys think that if Monika knew how to properly code, we'd avoid a lot of what went down?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spamalot
Yeah but that's kind of an inevitability

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Carnalpleasure
Idi nahui blyat

takes2long
takes2long

Sayori is underrated
Fight me

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
baka desu senpai

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spamalot
You know it

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

no sequels

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