/owg/ - Overwatch General

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

New map and new hero coming soon, new short out now
A whole bunch of Blizzard-themed skins are getting added into the base game (Nova Widowmaker, Protoss Orisa, stuff like that, ETA 2018)

New offensive healer, "Moira," now on PTR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ETybQd4uRE

Latest animated short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQfk5HykiEk

Latest comic
http://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/junkrat-the-return-of-junkenstein

Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21179257
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.co

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/vg/thread/195535734#p195535734

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https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21179257
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc
http://www.overstalk.io
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtUxDbWcVTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVYfS7FCttE
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20759257621
Lunatick
Lunatick

Tracey!

Skullbone
Skullbone

Best girl reporting in

eGremlin
eGremlin

I bet Widowmaker has a Gérard body pillow she pathetically clutches every night to feel alive.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

pls only cute no lewd

Inmate
Inmate

actiblizzard continues to plagiarize others and justify it by calling it 'homage'

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Skullbone
Pic not related.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@haveahappyday
I want Pharah to molest me

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lunatick
@Skullbone
@haveahappyday
Soon irrelevant as the best healing-dps will be released today at 18:00 UTC.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Inmate
crossing your fingers and running in weird ways is plagarism

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Here comes T.Racer!

likme
likme

@Inmate
That's not what plagiarism is you idiot.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I want Reinhardt to use my hole until I become his mindless submissive little boy!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Inmate
Looks like it's time to plagiarize Japan now that they've ran out of TF2 characters to steal

TechHater
TechHater

@Inmate
Why do they run like chickens?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@GoogleCat
implying she needs a Mercy
Do you even air superiority?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
How is Mercy cold at all? She's one of the gentlest and kindest characters in the game.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@haveahappyday
That image is from pre-release and was made based on trailers

RumChicken
RumChicken

@haveahappyday
devil uniform
witch uniform

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
Do you even air superiority?
Yeah, I can fly in a mecha alright.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lunatick
It'd be funnier if Pharah had the JUST hair.

Methshot
Methshot

@GoogleCat
Do you even air superiority?
With a nice helping of broken limits, judgement, and fantastic techniques.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I am in

L
O
V
E

with Moira!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Inmate
someone will make a moira video dubbed with anime sound effects

I'm looking forward to that.

It might even be me

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lunatick
mfw Dva think they're a counter now and come charging hoping they can land any shots
the only thing that stupid chink had going for her was DM

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i feel like lucio needs a buff. with moira being added he will become even more irrelevant

his healing should be increased considering the range and how trash it is right now

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@iluvmen
only if it includes NANI.mp4 right as genji gets hooked by a roadhug

idontknow
idontknow

/vg/thread/195535734#p195580953
4 big factors:

she spent time in OW before joining blackwatch
blackwatch genji is in the picture, BEFORE he joined OW (remember that before OW was deactivated, Winston took Doomfist down and Genji was part of that mission)
Reyes has his facial scars which he didn't received near the end of Overwatch, before Uprising
Moira's experimentation then removes those scars

If he had the scars during Uprising and then lost them that tells you right away he recruits her shortly after Uprising happened. It can't fit in anywhere else.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Flameblow
Who doesn't?
I think Rein is easily the most fun tank to play in this game

Techpill
Techpill

@Raving_Cute
And the most useful to the rest of the team

Methshot
Methshot

overwatch ``````lore'''''''

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
But Lushio is best secondary healer with offensive capabilities.

Techpill
Techpill

@Methshot
There's a whole group of underage people who don't even play the game, they just grovel over the lore and make garbage traced art about the characters assfucking each other

Overwatch's version of secondaries

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StonedTime
I just fly in your face when you ult. Defense matrix is overrated when your own damage kills you and nothing brings more joy than a pharah suiciding with her ult.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Whats the dumbest custom game you've made?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

people unironically care about the lore in this game

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PurpleCharger
lucio's """""""bug"""""""" gets fixed
less people play him
really fires up the neurons

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
tfw waddling through her ult
Roadhog is so fucking based with his new heal

DeathDog
DeathDog

Playing Skyrat
Mercy flies up and starts healing me
Sound of tank-airhorn in the distance
Mercy next to me instantly blows up
No idea where the shots are coming from

is this what it felt like to be pinned by sniper fire in 'nam

FastChef
FastChef

@Fried_Sushi
DBZ instant transmission noise on her dash
kamehameha on her ult
jojo style close ups
Naruto music while running

Might need some more shit but could be entertaining for like 30 seconds.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
muh lore
muh wi foo

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TurtleCat
not realizing you can turn your back
being this much of a shitter

I'm glad Dva got her missiles. Now noobs stopped crying about nerfing Pharah and Dva is even worse of a counter than before. Not that she was a proper counter before, all she did was reduce the damage her team took.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@DeathDog
Playing Mei
Hear dukes of bastion sounds
Throw up icewall to cuck him
He jumps the wall
Could hear the "omae wa mou" right before I iceblocked and the lucio next to me got btfo

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
nothing more satisfying that bumping fat fucks off the map

idontknow
idontknow

@RumChicken
Hahahah, holy shit Pharah players are this dumb to go against based Hog? Thanks for giving me this early morning giggle.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why does Junkrat's trap catch a Reinhardt mid-charge? It's hilarious that even if you pin a Junkrat and you just need to hit a wall you can get stopped in your tracks by one of his traps. Shouldn't his charge break it?
I understand why shit like genjo's dash shouldn't break a Junkrat trap but charge has far longer cooldown, takes a Rein out of position, leaves his team vulnerable and needs good timing to use.

Shit makes no sense to me.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Any chance the Mercy nerfs will go up today? I heard some people mention next week

DeathDog
DeathDog

You guys know what this game desperately needs? An Italian mafia hero.
There, fixed game :^)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StrangeWizard
Later this month with the Moira release. I doubt it is today.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@DeathDog
He gets sent to swim with the fishes. It'd be no different from not having him.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
The Mercy nerf came out sooner though, didn't it? I would hope it would release sooner as well

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TurtleCat
It's funny because the Pyro has better range that Reaper, and can do more than suck and die.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@DeathDog
AYE, I'M WAHLKIN 'ERE

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@StrangeWizard
tumblr_

Kill yourself.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

So we all know that reducing Torbjorn's critbox would make him more than fine as a direct combatant, but how do we fix Torb's Turret? Because as it stands it is _the_ most underwhelming part of his entire kit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Sir_Gallonhead
Not with the ruckus on OW forums and plebbit. They are still on suicide watch. Blizz don't want to lose all healers.

But we still get the Ana damage buff, so more skillful healers will replace her in some time.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@DeathDog
italian hero presses Q
(muffled screaming in the distance) ULTARONI FETTUCINI ALFREDO!

Methnerd
Methnerd

How the fuck is the community for this game so fucking terrible? Comp is the single most disgusting experience in gaming I've ever had. Why is it full of people with such enormous egos and people so angry that they probably yell at their mother that they only got 11 nuggets and not 12

How is that even shit like CSGO has a more bearable community?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@idontknow
I don't think it's ever explicitly stated moira was with overwatch before going to blackwatch though. It seems like they always disagreed with her methods.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methnerd
There's only 10 nuggets in a box, not 12

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sharpcharm
Give it more health OR better DPS OR just plop down level two immediately

likme
likme

@Sharpcharm
Give it 3 configurations. 1 is what it is now, 2 would be a flamethrower close range turret, and 3 should be a missile based long ranged turret. So it isn't useless on certain maps.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Spamalot
You can get nuggets in the dozen where Im from

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PackManBrainlure
That's where it came from. And I've seen a lot of great fan-art there

Stop being such a closed minded idiot

@Fried_Sushi
Well it's not like they won't release it, so why post pone it when the game is so unbalanced without it?

And let's not kid ourselves, Mercy mains will still play the hell out of her, even when her pick rate will go below 100%

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
Rides a vespa scooter
Shoots mafia-style tommygun
"Mama mia" when dies
Would play the shit out of f.a.m.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StrangeWizard
Don't know, but Moira's going to live this week 100%.
Ana buff might come too.

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
Nerf this

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Please tell me /owg/ hates reinstancing.

ffa for easy lootboxes
dominating scoreboard because everyone is retarded
all of a sudden 2 guys get salty and leave
get kicked to lobby because not enough people
not considered a win even though I was in first place with a few minutes left

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@iluvmen
@DeathDog
ban evader is back
See you in 3 days. How many times did the mods ban you already now, 4 or 5?

idontknow
idontknow

@Fuzzy_Logic
What? Only one of those posts is mine.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@haveahappyday
Well it's not like they won't release it, so why post pone it when the game is so unbalanced without it?

They want to make the changes less rough.

"Muh tweaking"

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fuzzy_Logic
:^)
I'm here forever, just like you
I didn't do anything wrong anyway. But to answer your question I think today will be my fourth, if it happens.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Gigastrength
i guarantee that reins charge will be getting buffed eventually
not because it needs it, but because blizzard refuses to reduce the impact of stun effects and its getting to a point where its borderline impossible to use because theres ALWAYS a stun character on the enemy team, if not fucking 3

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten
I didn't do anything wrong anyway

Spamming your bullshit is doing something wrong.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@JunkTop
She was in Overwatch. It was shown in her introduction video and Chu said it at her reveal panel. She was kicked out because of those unsound methods then Reyes recruited her.

idontknow
idontknow

Italian hero would probably be a Mario plagiarism with a goomba stomp ability

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
My sources tell me hero 27 will, in fact, be Italian. My step-dad is Jeff kaplan

Spamalot
Spamalot

Play Mystery heros
Enemy gets 2 mercys
They win

HHMMMMMMM, really makes you think

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

don't like crosshair bloom
do like having an indication of spread on certain characters
decide to manually set the crosshair width to match max spread on relevant characters as an experiment
I never realized just how tight (giggidy) Bastion's recon shot clustering is even on full auto.

FastChef
FastChef

@idontknow
@lostmypassword
And here I thought Veeky Forums despised forced memes.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Bidwell
Ah yeah, forgot that McCree can just turn in the direction your charging and give you the ol' flashbang mid-charge. Absolutely stupid and braindead design.
But who is the 3rd one I'm forgetting?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spamalot

My last game our team had 2 Mercys, 3 Meis and a Torb. Feels good man

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
bastions not a bad character because of his guns, hes a bad character because his one form has a hitbox the size of the moon and the other literally cannot move
blizzard, rather than addressing these screaming issues, decided to buff everything else

Skullbone
Skullbone

@FastChef
I love hearing you whine about someone getting attention

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StrangeWizard
mccree
hog
ana
doomfist
can also be knocked away by rat, pharah, or hog/doomfist again

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fuzzy_Logic
Have shit gimmick turret character that needs two shields and a pocket to be usable
When there's at least 6 heros that are so good that hero switching is irrelevant

This game is a fucking joke. Literally point and shoot as tracer; the game.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
I genuinely find Bastian difficult to fight against, though that's probably because he's in a team with a Rein/Orisa and a Mercy to heal and damage boost him at all times.

@FastChef
Implying it's a meme

girlDog
girlDog

@likme
missile based long ranged turret
How would it ever hit anything? All the current missiles in the game are pretty slow, and only a thread at close range.

My idea would probably be to increase the health of the turret, but at the same time lowering its fire rate and damage. It's all too easy to die to those instabullets; there's zero counter play.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Skullbone
derp

Stop spamming your retardation Italian hero garbage, you keep getting banned for it for a reason.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Skullbone
@lostmypassword
@idontknow
@Evil_kitten
@idontknow
@Playboyize
@iluvmen
@DeathDog
@Methshot

fucking STOP already when multiple people tell you how autistic you are

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@MPmaster
hes irritating to play around but hes still bad
basically the double whammy of shitty game design

any two players that know how to play around him can just perpetually delete him from the game and crumble the entire enemy team

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
No. It's supposed to be easy to die to the instabullets. That's literally the whole point of Torb: to make a big circular area where Tracertards and Genjiniggers can't just walk in since they're taking constant damage per second they can't SKILLFULLY blink/double jump to avoid.

Techpill
Techpill

@Spamalot
AYE, FUGGET ABOUD IT

Techpill
Techpill

@Sharpcharm
what the fuck is this thing even supposed to be

the face says bear but the horns and belt say ram, but then the arms say gorilla

and people say moira has inconsistent design

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I have no friends, I main roadhog, how do I get out of low silver

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spamalot
mfw I was banned on 11 November so that must have been someone else
mfw I cant post my face or I'll be banned again
spicymeatball.jpg
Why are you so uptight? Just relaxarooni, brother.

@Raving_Cute
I usually play solo que qp, and so there is usually nobody who wants to switch off from hanzo and widow to take care of the problem. But I get what you saying, in comp he's not as much trouble I guess.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Methnerd
because in CS:GO you can use any gun you want if you are good because you are getting kills.

In overwatch you can only sometimes use the gun you want, some people throw if you take that gun and all the guns have to work together to win.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Techpill
That's what you call a chimera.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
I disagree. And that's also why they nerfed the damage on consoles.

But I also wouldn't mind Genji getting nerfed.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@happy_sad
Ornn is supposed to be a Ram/Forge God. Not a chimera.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spamalot
multiple people
No it's just you. Calm down.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spazyfool
go full retard
basically just have absolute confidence that youre nigh unkillable and do dumb shit and get away with it because youre roadhog
dont play with the team, instead walk back to their spawn and kill the respawning mercy like three times before anyone notices
dont spam rein shield instead go walk up to the catwalk and delete the enemy widow
etc

when the enemy rageswaps to reaper youre doing it correctly

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
They nerfed the damage on consoles because consoletards couldn't turn to shoot the turret fast enough.

I'm not poking fun at consoletards either. That is literally why they did it. The sticks don't turn fast enough.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@MPmaster
Tracer can easily outmanoeuvre him with her blink, or you can just Junkrat spam him out of cover. Ana can piss him off with her tranq dart.
If you only play your one trick-pony you will never learn to counter him in all those amazing ways.
Just think of Sym spamming orbs at him.
inb4 you die to him in mobile form

@Spazyfool
0/10 bait

@Sharpcharm
@Techpill
posting and replying to league of legends shit images

SniperGod
SniperGod

Will there be a southerner hero or is that too racist?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
you mean another black guy
yeah probably

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen
How bad are console players in Overwatch? Most of the videos show me they do not understand verticality.

@SniperGod
Wanting more Burgers in that game.
Nah senpai, give me an Israeli one to counter Pharah and Ana.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@CouchChiller
At least they can copy Coach from L4D2, and round out their list of plagiarisms from Valve.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperGod
@CouchChiller
McCree's cousin Hatsland will be the next one.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I simply want more ass heroes.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
Nah I play tracer and ana sometimes, guess you could say I 'main' Reinhardt.
That pic
When will this skin be added in-game?

@Evil_kitten
How bad are console players in Overwatch? Most of the videos show me they do not understand verticality.
It's difficult to play vertically that's why. Thumbsticks are crazy hard to use with certain heroes. That's why you won't ever see videos of console-genjo being used as op as he looks like on PC.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@DeathDog
do not skew the ratio
game requires more tiddy first

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nude_Bikergirl
Post more old designs.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
wants more ass
posts the flattest ass

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperWish
ass shape>ass size
Which is why bluposters are retarded

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
Tits are just fake asses. We don't need more fake in the game.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Firespawn
Widowmaker has a wonderful shape, too, though.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
A flat ass has neither size or shape, nigger.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@LuckyDusty
Have you ever gotten past first phase with a girl? You can still appreciate a small, supple ass, brother. 'Thicc' is a meme started by literal fatasses.
@Lord_Tryzalot
True, won't argue with that

Bidwell
Bidwell

I hope Moira and the Mercy nerf releases next week and not in two more weeks. I know the Mercy nerf is minor and she'll likely still be a must pick but it’s something and now she just can fly to the point and Rez a Hog or Tracer to stall instantly anymore. Hopefully there’s only one more week of this nonsense

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
I want her training uniform from uprising first. Why we're not getting it along with the Blizzworld skins I don't understand.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Bidwell
Why don't they just raise the cooldown time it take for her to fly over to another hero? Or decrease its range? Seems like an easy fix to stop her from swooping in and actually requiring her to be near a team fight and not just in hiding.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@LuckyDusty
@CouchChiller
Baffling that people care what a hero should look like instead of their kit. We are about to get a heal/dps one soon.
So let's talk shop for once and discuss what we lack after this that needs to be added?
I would love an area denial hero with a different approach than Mei:

can cover choke points with noxious goo that slows you and does moderate damage
is able to latch on walls like a gecko (cooldown between each latch point change)
primary fire latches small orbs of the noxious goo on enemies bodies

@Firespawn
starts a waifu war about fictional characters
calls others retarded
*tips*

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fuzzy_Logic
thinks if it's not flat it's THICC
implies he's even so much as looked at a girl that isn't 2D drawn
wants more ass but posts the worst of the lot

WebTool
WebTool

@StonedTime
Sicc projecting virgizmo

@Burnblaze
They should still add this skin at some point

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

literally diamond since the new system was introduced
finally got into master last season
now playing on friend's diamond acc and shitting on everyone like its plat
i guess its all in your head

Emberburn
Emberburn

@w8t4u
oh yes yet another character who exists solely to make tracer and genji better than everyone without an instantaneous teleport option

DeathDog
DeathDog

@w8t4u
If you make that hero be Italian, then I'm on board.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberburn
What part about slows down did your retard brain miss?

King_Martha
King_Martha

last pick and we need a healer
pick mercy
actually heal the dps over the tanks as long as they arent critical
look around to find people behind me and dont just glue myself foward
love it when anyone calls out for the "i need healing" button because it tells me where they are
I really dont understand how mercys manage to fuck this easy shit up

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StrangeWizard
Your concept sucks if the hero isn't Italian, is what I think he means. Would add some substance, I think :^)

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Play QP
enemy gets Mercy
they win

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@w8t4u
Baffling that people care what a hero should look like

I love beautiful girls, so do most humans. By the way, my SR is higher than yours.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StrangeWizard
what part of slows makes you think its going to affect the character who can teleport instead of the characters who have to walk ie the tank line
the choke is not where tracer and genji exist, they dive the backline, you need a character who can create a safety net for the supports when the offensive dps push, not one that mindlessly spams the choke but this time the bombs are green
torb does this, but his turret can fairly easily destroyed and is zoned by tanks because its only single-target, you need like a molotov effect

Nojokur
Nojokur

@farquit
Play comp
enemy gets Mercy
they win
It's the same everywhere :(

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Go 4 golds
Lose
Repeat

How is this fucking possible

1400->1250 in a single session

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TurtleCat
I doubt you have 3579

idontknow
idontknow

almost 5 minute wait regardless of game mode
this game really is dying

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Need_TLC
Gold =/= Good

Lunatick
Lunatick

@idontknow
Good! That means they can soon make it free to play. Don't forget to no play during the upcoming free weekend. You will get lots of matches, but only with clueless people who can't get anything done.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@happy_sad
It's 4250 currently, will do some climbing whenever the Mercy nerf hits

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
I am actually rank 4800.
My step-dad is also Jeff Kaplan and my biological father is Michael Chu (I was a bastard child so he kept it on the down-low).

I obviously know more about a video game than you so come at me fag

StonedTime
StonedTime

Mercy may be able to resurrect my body but Moira resurrected my heart

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@King_Martha
Being mercy is a great feeling. Get the bunny hop down, instantly more fun

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
But objective kills and objective time?

FastChef
FastChef

@Need_TLC
How is this fucking possible
I'm no expert but I would say you probably had bad team mates.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lunatick
With the amount of people that have bought the game, I don't think free to play will solve the problem, the problem is that the game is just not as fun anymore.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StonedTime
Widowmaker resurrects my dick

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CodeBuns
@PackManBrainlure
@StonedTime
Italian hero released
I transcend the coil of mortal existence

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nojokur
They could be 5 elims and 5sec on point/payload
Did you win? No.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

get a torb or mei otp
auto lose
get 2 mercy otps
auto lose
Good game design, whats the point of having some heroes require aim and majority of the others one dont. Why have the ones who do require some aiming skills get punished by the ones who dont? Why was this game even made with some who do require aim, whats the point of putty like 5-6 heroes with aiming require while the other 16 dont? Its not like the ones who dont are niche, some are very meta right now. Its really bad game design and why the fuck i play this shit is beyond me.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

press Q
"wow well done"
teammates start clapping

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nojokur
All depends, we're you just running onto point on your own or was your team actually with you?
Medals aren't really an indication of much.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
@lostmypassword
Good to know some capable people post here. Sometimes I cannot tell.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
he thinks everyone on this thread has trouble hitting Masters

Not all of us are bad at this game user

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BlogWobbles
Considering it's usually 40 seconds in a 4 minute game, I'm usually the one left alive as road on point and my DPS is often doing nothing about phara

5mileys
5mileys

THE GRIEF CYCLE
pick ANY healer
teammate
"I need healing"
me
"understood"
teammate
"thank you"
the closer it gets to the end of the round
the less thanks you get
lose
awkward silence
get the only card
nobody votes
get actually one vote by enemy
last person on team who didn't quit calls me a cunt for self-voting
write I didn't
he left already
know that soon all of this this will all repeat

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TurtleCat
Play game
Do thing
some random on a mongolian wood carving site on the internet gets mad that he didn't get votes so he makes a post
Happens everytime

WebTool
WebTool

create a character who gimmick is going immobile
give him fucking massive damage in compensation for being immobile
skill check: the hero
people whinge
gets reworked
gets nerfed afterwards
sentry isn't scary anymore, feel free to approach
recon is an inferior soldier 76
tank is fragile and loud as fuck
ow forums are "dude just use recon all the time lmao sentry is niche (read: shit)"
I guess Doomfist shouldn't punch people and Zarya shouldn't bubble people.

What the fuck were they thinking with this character?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sharpcharm
Attach turret to Snowball
Replace Snowballs cryo mix with napalm
Snowball now becomes a literal death ball spitting fire and shrapnel everywhere killing everything nearby in a blaze of glory and shit

Then give Torb a new ult.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
While I like the idea that some heroes don't require aim, or require less aim, the problem with a lot of them is they don't require skills elsewhere. If a hero needs less aim to play well then they need to be more reliant on positioning and managing cooldowns.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@5mileys
You get my vote. Hang in there buddy

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evil_kitten
how bad are console players?

The worst of em are pretty bad but that's just baddies in general. Console definitely has the lowest floor though because aiming in general is harder.

Top tier console players are still pretty damn good though. The only real difference is hitscan is slightly weaker and the time to kill is slightly slower as a result (so Lucio can be more wily than his PC counterpart). But don't kid yourself, most t500 console players could still get GM on PC, GMs could still get Masters etc... unless you're playing a hard carry like tracer/McCree most if not all of your skill set transfers over

iluvmen
iluvmen

@WebTool
I guess Doomfist shouldn't punch people

Have you played recently?

likme
likme

@WebTool
Here's my rework: remove turret mode from the game completely. Replace it with tank mode, except tank moves really slowly. But on the plus side: tank can now switch freely between bazooka and gatling gun.

Save self repair only for recon mode. New ult: more armour, unlimited ammo (whether in recon or in tank mode).

SniperWish
SniperWish

@JunkTop
Thank you! And the beat goes on..

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@WebTool
I mean, 35% damage resistance with kinda absurd. He survives ults with that

Methnerd
Methnerd

@5mileys
I only hate lucios who speed boost 24/7 and throw grannies who try to play widow lite. You're fine.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Firespawn
I have two friends who moved from ps4 to pc, one was masters on ps4 and on pc be placed plat and is about to fall into gold, the other was diamond on console and can't even get out of gold on pc

Flameblow
Flameblow

play 2CP
lose/draw
play anything but 2CP
win
nice game jeff

FastChef
FastChef

Just had a solo healing mercy chase me down while I was reaper far behind the enemy team AND they were doing their last 30 second push.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
no that s bad

[banned:lit](USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)[/banned:lit]

5mileys
5mileys

@StonedTime
That's lovely boyo now get in the fucking chair

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn
Is that because there's more people who play on PC (if there even is)? Or is it because they need to re-learn new skills and gameplay mechanics on PC?
Cos I thought console was arguably more difficult to aim in, so if you switch from console to PC you'd be pretty good, no?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StrangeWizard
Ironclad in general was a mistake.

takes2long
takes2long

@Flameblow
play game
win
am happy
lose
am frustrated
haha true. Funny how that happens

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
It's because even just average players on PC know how to aim and shoot. So if you are only familiar with the slowpaced console version of OW, where dodging is easy and Time-To-Kill is thru the roof, you won't survive on the PC side.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Would it be morally and ethically wrong in the Overwatch universe if Genji fucked Orisa?

Would that be weird? Is that a weird question haha
Asking for a friend

TreeEater
TreeEater

People think I'm obliged to become better just because someone bests me at my skill and continue to get mad because they realize they can't win them all?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TreeEater
Often times I play overwatch and then I get gud but then dont know and then I wonder what you mean by this and what is sentence structure lmao?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nojokur
they used to be able to get away with a lot more on console because no one could aim, the same stuff that used to win them games is easily punished on PC

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TreeEater
what if you would just them and you?

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
tfw winning doesn't make you as happy as losing makes you angry

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
Yeah

TreeEater
TreeEater

be low plat
play early morning
long expected wait time to find a fair match
finds match in about 10 seconds
each team has 3 plats, 2 diamonds, 1 masters
I'm lowest rank in team so I end up playing mercy
masters on other team is mercy one trick
stomp the shit out of them

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methshot
welcome to mobas

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Gigastrength
Haha that's a normal question, I've thought of it before too!
But Orisa wouldn't do that because she wouldnt have been programmed to you silly billy haha
ha
ha

Playboyize
Playboyize

@GoogleCat
You will never be molested by moira
I could become straight for her. Heck, i bet she could make me straight and use me as her lab rat for payment

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
play game
game makes me overall feel more bad than good
keep playing it anyway
haha that's odd and I definitely cannot relate

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@takes2long
being happy after 2cp match no matter what outcome
ever
xoxox kys

askme
askme

When is the Mercy patch coming live? My friends and I have stopped playing the live servers altogether in favor of the PTR because Mercy is so unbearable.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Gigastrength
I think to answer this question we need to understand whether or not Genji and Orisa are capable of copulation.

Damnit Chew weres the law you promised to rilease?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@askme
today, hopefully

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@askme
Maybe today. Maybe in a week. Maybe in two weeks.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Playboyize
I wouldn't mind if Moira told me to take my medicine and then forced it on me by jamming it down my throat with a french kiss I know how widow/sombrafags feel now god its such a good feel

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@askme
I would have done the same but they have no oceanic servers for PTR, so I get super high ping and it's almost as unfun as dealing with mercy meta

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I WANT TO FUCK LUCIO

idontknow
idontknow

@Stark_Naked
not enjoying the best map-types of the game
wow get a load of this hothead

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

ROADHOG IS FUCKING USELESS IN COMP. STOP TRYING TO FLANK AND GET WITH THE TEAM

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Dreamworx
YOU'LL GET AIDS! :((

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Dreamworx
Trash tier taste

Booteefool
Booteefool

@lostmypassword
undying pig useless

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Carnalpleasure
He'll get health-aid
FEEL THE HEALIN BEAT

Methshot
Methshot

be genji
kill mercy every fight
dubbed worthless because i dont have gold elims/dmg
switch to soldier to get those medals
suddenly mercy is able to do whatever she wants
but i got gold elims and dmg now

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@lostmypassword
hog ez top 5 most broken character right now

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Flameblow
@haveahappyday
@haveahappyday

i think about zenyatta floating in the air and think about him bouncing on a penis while i BDSM grab his head and lick his chrome dome

massdebater
massdebater

@Methshot
And that's why medals are stupid. Ironically, they didn't implement a scoreboard to reduce "toxicity" and ot's even worse

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nude_Bikergirl
lick his chrome dome
Haha "chrome dome"
Is this a reference to something my man? If it is, sick reference bro, you need to hit me up with where you heard it from. Me and my squad will watch that movie to the shit, dude. SLAY that shit lmao

If you just made it up, boy I think we got an einstein aye. You one creative motherfucker haha

You need to write you some poems nigga and sell that shit

eGremlin
eGremlin

@massdebater
Hey guys, Jeff Kaplan here.

I think the root of your problem is that this game isn't marketed to your audience. We take a more casual approach with overwatch, and our target audience is actually fans such as @Dreamworx

I think the main cause of the toxicity in the game is people simply taking it too seriously, and that's not what we want or intended.

likme
likme

@eGremlin
Then kill OWL now.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@eGremlin
Oh my bad mr Kaplan, i misinterpreted the fact you are pushing for the e-sport route. Obviously is just for show and fun.
I'll go buy more lootboxes to thank you for your time. Is 50 enough?

5mileys
5mileys

Lads every god damn game is like this, I was 1725 last season and now this season I am steamrolling and still losing at 1250SR

What the fuck, shoot me already

Methshot
Methshot

@eGremlin
Hi Jeff I'm a big fan of your work. I have a small request: can you please add into the game a hero who is from the country that is known as Italy?

It would make me very happy, thanks haha

Nojokur
Nojokur

@5mileys
FPS: 29

Supergrass
Supergrass

@eGremlin
I can actually see jeff saying this

Lunatick
Lunatick

@5mileys
two kills per death
I can see why.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lunatick
Considering I'm out healing the Mercy, Out damaging the bastion, and outshooting the Mcree, I think it's fair to say that I has no team to help

5mileys
5mileys

@likme
@Soft_member
Hey guys, Jeff from the overwatch team again.

The current esports route we are taking with the game is to act as a 'beacon' and inspiration for our target audience: the more casual fanbase. We want to spark more interest in the game to others who don't yet own a copy of Overwatch(tm). It also serves as a placebo to make the game seem much bigger than it is perceived (we lied about the current Overwatch player count).

And to answer @Soft_member
question, the more lootboxes you purchase would be in your best interest since the more lootboxes you own, the more likely it is for you to receive the fantastic legendary skins that you want!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@DeathDog
with that many deaths on hog you're obviously just feeding enemy ult charge
it's your responsibility to stay with your team, mercy and rein were in a group, you should be staying glued to them.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
Whenever one of my teammates leaves I always seem to go nuts with headshots and it doesn't matter in the end, the attrition mechanics simply favor the team with more players no matter what

massdebater
massdebater

@5mileys
desu I think soldier would be a better pick to climb out of bronze

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i sure am seeing a lot of lvl 8 hanzo mains doming ppl repeatedly in QP. what's the lore behind this

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Playboyize
@Lunatick
people are actually saying its his fault when he has more healing then a fucking mercy
I really hate this "its your fault if you didnt win" meme. Its shit and it doesnt help anyone climb. You mean to tell me that when i lose a game its my fault we lost? and not the genji who would always get picked before every fight, the rein who would only press shift and the zenny who manages to die to poke dmg?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I don't like any of the Reinhardt skins without the helmet because he looks like my dad and my dad is kind of an ass.

Methnerd
Methnerd

195589320
Whenever one of my teammates leaves I always seem to go nuts with the aimbot
FTFY

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@lostmypassword
Sounds like your dad is an awesome fellow

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@lostmypassword
Even young Reinhardt?
I want to fuck your dad.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Methnerd
I'm going to aimbot your mom fag

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@AwesomeTucker
not saying it's just his fault, but bitching about his team isn't going to help him climb either
did he outheal mercy because no one protected her? did he get kills on heroes that just kept getting rezzed?
people need to take a step back and think about what they might be doing wrong, instead of every person assuming that it's always their team's fault they lose

Illusionz
Illusionz

195589563
even with aimbot losing qp matches, nicely done

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@195589429

What does FTFY mean? Sorry, I am new and I just am trying to understand the ins and out of this website since it's my first time posting in this thread?

I would look it up but there's something wrong with my search engine, and it keeps popping up with advertisements from different virus-removal companies (anyone know how to fix this too?).

Sorry and thanks in advance my new friends!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BlogWobbles
CAN'T STOP THINKIN ABOUT YOUR DAD

JUST FEELS SO RIGHT CHILDREN

TechHater
TechHater

@lostmypassword
NEET user sits on his ass all day, playing video games
his dad walks in
Ah, my son, what’s with all this sitting around? There's job to be found!
GO AWAY DAD, I'M WATCHING MY ANIMES
I can't support you forever!
SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD REEEEE
Yeah user, there's sure an asshole in your house.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

195589665

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TurtleCat
He thinks I'm a disappointment because I don't lift and hike with him and stay in my room all day. He bitches about it a lot.
@BlogWobbles
He looks like old Reinhardt because he's in his 50s.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@195589665
fag

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lunatick
He gets all the focus with 5 gold you imbecile ass breathing insect

DeathDog
DeathDog

Which character will be revealed to be the tranny?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Talking to my friends
They say Moira's design is shit
Agree wholeheartedly
We talk for a bit
Say goodbye and head off for the night
Jack off to an image from my Moira lewd folder before passing out in bliss

No one can know

My secret must be kept safe

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
moira

King_Martha
King_Martha

@DeathDog
Moira

cum2soon
cum2soon

Hello my friends!
I haven't figured out how to respond to a thread post and highlight it in the red and underline it? Any help would be much appreciated! And if anyone could please tell me how to remove these advertisements from this page I would also be very thankful.

I'm 63 years old and married, so if my wife catches me on this website with these obscene and nude women on my computer screen I fear it would spark an argument.

Thanks in advance again my Overwatch friends! Am very happy and excited to be a part of a new community!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
roadhog

Methshot
Methshot

@DeathDog
moira

Skullbone
Skullbone

@askme
Mostly likely next week. Possibly in two. Very slight chance for today given how little the PTR has and that Moira is essentially 100% done already

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
Junkrat because female to male tranny won't trigger the waifufags.

WebTool
WebTool

@DeathDog
reinhardt

StonedTime
StonedTime

@DeathDog
winston

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
A new one

iluvmen
iluvmen

reaper junkrat Tracer
against phara mercy
When this game becomes decent?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

195589962

Evilember
Evilember

@askme
@GoogleCat
@StrangeWizard

THEY BOTH RELEASE BEFORE THE FREE WEEKEND

Free trial begins 11/17/17 at 11AM PT and ends 11/20/17 at 11:59 PM PT.

thanks

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Dreamworx
user step away from the computer
last warning

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Poker_Star
@SniperWish
@WebTool
Please satisfy my cuntboy fetish blizzard. In a world full of dickgirl and only man to woman tranny characters I'm so alone.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evilember
this so much, they just use the free weekend to collect more data about their changes

nothing blizzard ever does comes without a motive

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@WebTool
They need to undo some more of the sentry negation nerf

All it ended up doing was reducing sentry damage, range and removing headshot capability.

He got the heal he should had to begin with for it and 5 more rounds to the recon rifle which isn't his main weapon. And 20% damage reduction in Sentry or Tank mode...which equates to a measly 60 life.

The answer to Bastion's problem is the same it has ALWAYS been.

GIVE
BACK
THE
SHIELD

Give him back his front facing shield when in sentry mode. Just give it a low value. You can take away the passive if you want, just give him a 150 damage shield. You can give him back his extra armor for tank mode.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
That is what Bastion is for

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
@MPmaster
“For this free weekend, we’re making Overwatch’s full roster of 26 heroes and 16 maps available for play in a variety of modes, including Quick Play, Custom Games, and the Arcade,” Blizzard confirms.

Seeing as how Moira is the 26th character they are not even denying it on their site

Buckle up /owg/ do your ranked matches today before they fuck the game with Ana buff and new hero, also all Mercy mains now useless.

likme
likme

@Stupidasole
Bastion is for robotfucking which is good but doesn't satisfy my fetish. If there must be a tranny for the progressives dear god let them just mention one of the male heroes has a natural pussy so I can finally get porn for it once.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@haveahappyday
This, please do it. Have Torb make it for him in the story to explain why he has it and the older Bastion models don't

farquit
farquit

@Inmate
Moira won't be in comp for another week, Mercy players above platinum will still be fine

askme
askme

Hello again my friends! I cancel my previous question here @cum2soon
. I figured out that you can select a thread post by clicking with the mouse button on the number. However my previous question stands regarding these advertisements that cover the screen and open new computer windows. They are beginning to be very sexual in nature and some have audio, so I had to turn down the volume on my computer.

I have another question, this time regarding Overwatch. My grandson doesn't have many friends to play this video game with so I bought the video game just a few hours ago, to play alongside him. He is a Tracer main and wants me to play Mercy to help him in the competitive game mode.
My first question is if anyone has any advice on how to play this hero 'Mercy'.

And my second question is that I can't access the competitive game mode yet. Does anyone know why not?

If some one can answer these questions quickly I would be very appreciative. My grandson has locked himself in his room and I believe I can hear him crying. (Please don't tell anyone, though.) I want to keep him company by playing this video game with him.

Thanks again my new friends!

WebTool
WebTool

Competitive mode killed Overwatch.

Blizzard doesn't understand shooters, only copying a good one and making characters that look good in porn.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@AwesomeTucker
more like HAMMER DONT! haha

Lunatick
Lunatick

195590425

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Illusionz
Yeah the shield can come back now that the sentry deals less than half of the damage it used to.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@farquit
75% movement reduction
1.75 sec channeling
nah, she is fucking dead :D

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Spamalot
For platium and lower, sure

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
I can deal with her in Masters right now. That reduction just feels like I'm being a bully.

5mileys
5mileys

@Illusionz
[Laughs in Australian]

cum2soon
cum2soon

@RumChicken
There is a meta report, I bet you $5 the based sniper healslut will take over. 60 sniper damage, 3 shots will kill most dps.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@likme
give Genji pussy
reconstruct Mercy's ult to where she and Genji aggressively scissor their slippery cunts against each other complete with 2 minute long animation
Mercy's orgasm revives all teammates across the map
Genji now receives nano boost in addition

Would this be a good mercy nerf?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@cum2soon
*presses e to undo your pick from the safety of reinhardt's shield*

massdebater
massdebater

@LuckyDusty
Don't give me that look.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Booteefool
Downs your shield
also stop talking with asterisk chars, this is not your gay discord ERP channel

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
@Illusionz
The shield could be based on kinetic movement or something like that requires him to get up and move to recharge it. It could have a meter that fills up. That way he can't just sit in one place the whole time and be fighting at Max potential. It also creates strategy of forcing him mobile and attacking when he's trying to build it up

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Booteefool
The danger is your team speedboosting onto her while she's standing there for those 1.75 seconds.
1.75 is a long time. Flashbang is a 0.5s stun.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
OwO *has an Orisa shield as well*

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evil_kitten
*fingers you as McCree*

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Update everybody: Apparently you need to be at least level 25 to begin playing Competitive Overwatch.

Any advice on how to level up fast? I am currently level 4 and it seems I won't be able to play Overwatch with my grandson today since I have a lot of levelling up to do!

Also, there seems to be a lot of negative comments in this game. On the bottom-right corner of the screen it shows that a lot of my team mates are swearing at me. One person even said that I should kill myself. I'm very hurt by this. Is this common in this game?

Even if it is, I promise that I will make sure that my grandson is happy. He is very upset today. I think he is being bullied at school. I really don't like bullies.

Thanks again, friends,
Robert

Nojokur
Nojokur

Friendly reminder that Symmetra is autistic and so is everyone who mains her.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What time do patches usually go through?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evil_kitten
18:00 UTC / 12:00 PTC

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@whereismyname
That's rather genius, it makes him want to play in recon mode so he can recharge his shield.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You queue up for competitive
Game finally loads
It's (Insert map here)
You instantly know you're going to win/lose

What's it's name /owg/? For me it's

Junkertown-win
Illois-lose

My record on Junkertown is fucking amazing for some reason but i dread Illois Well and that one with the small fucking room capture point.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What is the point of shipping if not for drawing porn? Why do some artists draw ship art but refuse to draw them fucking, what's the point?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@PurpleCharger
I don't have any guaranteed win/lose ones, but I do fucking despise lunar colony and oasis, fuck those maps

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lord_Tryzalot
He thinks I'm a disappointment because I don't lift and hike with him and stay in my room all day
He actually sounds like a great father

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PurpleCharger
I am certain I will win or lose, except for Hanamura, when I can be certain that it'll be a draw

StonedTime
StonedTime

Robert again,

Can someone please answer my question @cum2soon
? Please help me to remove these advertisements off my screen. They weren't here when I bought my personal computer.

Also, I still cannot figure out how to play Mercy. My grandson is in 'Golden' rank and I doubt they afford mistake at that top rank.

Kind regards,
Robert

DeathDog
DeathDog

@eGremlin
@SniperGod
You would not?

WebTool
WebTool

@StonedTime
Hey Robert, does your son have a special widowmaker folder on his PC? You should post images from that folder in this thread.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StonedTime
@New_Cliche
fuck off

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@DeathDog
Smoking

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@WebTool
Hello Anonymous User!

I'll check if he has this 'Widowmaker' folder on this computer. He sometimes uses my personal computer so he may have saved some of the documents you are after. Will report back to you soon, my friend!

PS: Any help with the obscene advertisements would be greatly helpful!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Supergrass
I am certain I will win or lose, except for Hanamura, when I can be certain that it'll be a draw
Why does Jeff Hanamura so much? The map is broken, it is even more annoying than Numbani.

@Crazy_Nice
not having a smoking fetish

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

This is Widowmaker.

Say something nice about her.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Something about Overwatch is so cheap feeling. It's corporate, fast food.
Why do they bother trying to create this big universe with characters? Their personalities are just PR moves, not human happenstance. Sprinkle in a lesbian here, very safe and good, will make us lots of money. Now add a dash of ethnicity. This will get us points with mainstream politics. Let's add some villain characters with controversial viewpoints, maybe the other side will give us money.

Nowhere is there a character who resembles an actual person. They're all sanitized marketing pieces. Great 'lore' you have there.

likme
likme

@Burnblaze
not having a smoking fetish
The fetish disappears as soon as she breathes toward you

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Anyone knows a website where I can purchase the 2016 Blizzcon goodie code? I want that Bastion skin, and Ebay is like 200$+

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TurtleCat
Why don't you just filter ^(?!Anonymous)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StrangeWizard
I like the way her butt looks. Also her hair is shiny and pretty

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Wasn’t Blizzacon like last week? Why's everyone getting the impression the PTR changes will go live today? A week hardly seems like enough time

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@eGremlin
*drops pants*

massdebater
massdebater

Reminder that gency will happen because it's Chu's favorite ship and there is nothing you cucks can do to stop it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StrangeWizard
I hate you Widow

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StrangeWizard
Beautiful and desirable. She has a sexy body and a sexy voice. I love her.

Evilember
Evilember

@Need_TLC
I don't know how anyone can feel any attachment to the characters, there is no story and no depth, no character development. I've cared more about characters in cod.

Illusionz
Illusionz

have like 20 minutes in hanzo
still insta headshot anyone
holy lel no wonder everyone hates this shitty hero

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evilember
they want to fuck them

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evilember
I like Zenyatta but that's about it as far as caring about the characters go for me.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StrangeWizard
Shes my wife and I fap to her daily

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BunnyJinx
Then you're a big cuck since I do that too

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Update for thread posts/users: @Garbage Can Lid
and @WebTool
.

I am shocked and utterly mortified by the documents I have found on this computer - to be specific, MY personal computer.

Not only have I found an 'Overwatch' folder with what looks to be dozens of pictures of animated nude characters from this video game, I have also found another folder containing many pornographic images. Some of which are not human females, but male dogs shaped like humans.

I suspect my grandson is the cause for these pornographic advertisements I keep receiving on this personal computer. I will give him a stern, private lecture. Thank you @WebTool
for the advice to look for overwatch-related folders on my computer. You've made a good friend today, and I promise to help you out in return.

The situation I find myself in is sensitive, however. I suspect my grandson is bullied at school, so should I punish him for this? Thanks again, Overwatch Community!

PS: Also looking for the Mercy game play advice I asked about earlier. Thanks again!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StrangeWizard
I want to punch her in the face.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Carnalpleasure
thanks that will filter all namefags I see, he is going all out @Carnalpleasure

@Evilember
I've cared more about characters in cod.
If you feel attracted or captivated by bro dudes your too young for this board.

@likme
It's okay, I like gross. Wouldn't mind her to smoke and spit in my mouth.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
I wonder if she realizes how easy it would be to rape her?
How do frail female characters take themselves to seriously considering this?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Stark_Naked
Enjoy your tongue/lungs/throat cancer, stupid bitch

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm going to fuck Sombra right in her culo

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sharpcharm
Mexicans aren't attractive, pale skin is much more beautiful.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stark_Naked
Robert here,

I am utterly disgusted that you would tag me in an image of a half-naked woman. Don't you understand that some people on this website are married? Absolutely shameful.

My grandson introduced me to this website and now I can see where he finds all of his pornography!

I had assumed that this website upheld Christian values, but obviously not, it seems.

Can someone please explain to me how the report feature works on this website? Thank you.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
What's up with all the Sombra posting?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberfire
shit taste faggots

farquit
farquit

@Emberfire
I'm fairly sure Blizzard pays people to pretend they're attracted to the newest SJW-pandering characters

Inmate
Inmate

@AwesomeTucker
That is a wrong opinion

@Emberfire
Because she's the most beautiful woman in Overwtach?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Most beautiful
A mexican
LOL!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

(You)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Inmate
Because she's the most beautiful woman in Overwtach?
With a punk mohawk and a shaved head?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Inmate
Robert here again (you can all call me Rob for short)
Wow, they certainly do design very good-looking female heroes in this game! (Just don't tell my wife I said that haha!)

May I ask whom this hero is called? She is very exotic-looking! My grandson wants me to play Mercy with him but this character looks more fun.

How does she compare to Mercy?

Thanks in advance, my friend! :)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Nojokur
Mercy is the best girl, do NOT let him play sombra

whereismyname
whereismyname

@happy_sad
@Stupidasole
Guys not everyone can have the most beautiful wife in the game, I'm sorry if you picked some time jumping slag or a spouse murdering blueberry as your wife instead of Sombra

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Have a working comp
they change it at the seconds from holding and winning
refuse to go back
lose

God I wish I could get good team, the fucking enemy teams gets EVERYTHING they need and then some to ensure they win and their feelings aren't hurt, I wouldn't be surprised if the enemy teams are all lootbox buyers, GUVE THEM A FREE WIN AGAINST A DEDICATED GOOD PLAYER BECAUSE MONEYS, DON'T LET HIM WIN HE HASN'T BBOUGHT LOOTBOXES YET!!!!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@whereismyname
You guessed wrong, bucko.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stupidasole
I get it, you WANT us to post pictures of Sombra.

Clever girl.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@whereismyname
Guess again

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Dreamworx
me ooga

team booga

better play

a sad tuba

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@LuckyDusty
Robert here again,

I'm talking about the hero I should play, not my grandson, haha.

But is that so? I began playing Mercy today but I find her control difficult to use. Very hard to look at heroes and heal them, and sometimes I get confused between the yellow stream and blue stream! Which one is best to use?

I want to try out the dark-skinned young lady, though. Is she basically the same as Mercy? I certainly hope she's easier to control, haha

Cheers, my friend,
Rob

Snarelure
Snarelure

Which Overwatch dude do I draw porn of?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
discredit his post
nice non-argument, enjoy ypur bronze

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Snarelure
mccree

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
GREETINGS

5mileys
5mileys

@Carnalpleasure
In the small chance you're not actually baiting, sombra is a DPS (damage per second) hero, while mercy is a healer. And no, mercy is one of the easiest heroes in the game.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperWish
ypur

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
Hi Robert here again,

Please don't draw pornography. I'd like to keep this website clean and Christian. Thanks for your understanding.

Kind regards,
Rob

RavySnake
RavySnake

Must touch the Sombra.

You must lick the Sombra.

You must BE the Sombra.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Snarelure
genderswapped D.va

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Why are Talon so fucking edgy?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RavySnake
Even tracer posters are better then this shit

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperWish
Discredits his own post a thousand times harder by misspelling a 4 letter word

pottery you gigaretard

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Sharpcharm
Finger slipped, sew me

Methshot
Methshot

What is with the shitposting today in here?

@AwesomeTucker
Because Blizzard cannot write morally grey characters and they went over the top making them stupid evil, instead of "deep"

Flameblow
Flameblow

@AwesomeTucker
Lots of money and bored.

Emotional issues. Y'know. The usual.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@5mileys
Thank you my friend!

Hmm, that's unfortunate news. You say she is one of the easiest heroes to play, but are there any others you'd recommend for beginners like me?

Thanks again, pal,
Robert

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@AwesomeTucker
This is a game for children, don't know why people forget that.

It so happens that some 20-something normies also buy it, but wage slaves are mentally children as well, so it works out.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperGod
t. One-trick that RQs

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@ZeroReborn
Beginners? Any tank hero basically, besides zarya

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methshot
Moira hasn't done anything evil that we're aware of.

At most she's killed a rabbit, something that scientists do in real life all the time.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Need_TLC
talks from his high horse
is here forgetting he plays it himself

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Flameblow
I want to give Sombra my 3.5 inch floppy if you know what I'm saying

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

uunNNGH
Just give it to me now

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StonedTime
none of the talon heroes have done anything really evil

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop

Deriving fun from something bad is a great talent to have.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StonedTime
Killed a rabbit
He doesn't know about the next character...

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BunnyJinx
your floppy dick?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

So, Moira today, yes?

askme
askme

@Boy_vs_Girl
wanting some shitty character instead of BLOO
Get the fuck out.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Garbage Can Lid
Thank you again, friend.

I will try my luck with the man with the hammer! He looks like a big guy, reminds me of Arnold Schwarzenegger LOL!

He looks very different from the healer Mercy, so I assume he does not restore health points. Do you think my grandson would be mad with me if I play this instead? He said he wanted me to play Mercy, but I don't think I would be able to help him with how bad I appear to be.

Anyway, thank you again, my friend.
R.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Boy_vs_Girl
If her butt is hidden by one of those pieces of black armor I'm going to nuke blizzard headquarters.

TechHater
TechHater

@New_Cliche
play D.Va with the white rabbit skin
Talon rabbit compliments your mech

eGremlin
eGremlin

@askme
Wanting an actual attractive character instead of an ugly pile of garbage

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperGod
let's not address the problem because memes
and this is why Teams throw

Lunatick
Lunatick

Anyone want to carry me to grandmaster? I can draw really good porn and I don't mind anal.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@5mileys
bastion a lost cause even in bronze
But hey guys, we gotta tweak D.Va and Mercy again for the billionth time.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@GoogleCat
Where do you take it that I fucking enjoy it? Also your description is accurate. You still match it yourself as it matches myself.

@Methshot
tfw winning doesn't make you as happy as losing makes you angry
This hits close home as well. Fuck games.

All spectator sports enjoy the misery of the losing team and are inherently for sadists and psychopaths.
Don't forget that Caesar came up with shit like that. He most certainly was sociopathic.
And I don't want a game either were everyone wins.
Only Unreal Tournament was good, the best games just give each player a rank from 1 to last.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BunnyJinx
I hear compact dicks are the future.
@SniperWish
Reaper's a known terrorist and has killed former OW agents. Widowmaker is a puppet, but whoever brainwashed her is responsible for everything she did. Doomfist has created wars.

Max willingly profiteers from evil deeds. Sanjay burned a kid's face, fuck Sanjay.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
Show me some of your art, I might boost you to grandmaster if you can do anything good.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lunatick
Wanting to get boosted
Literally why? You'll just suck a fat shit in GM and go back to 500 SR

SniperWish
SniperWish

@eGremlin
Exactly, I don't get why anyone would want ugly pile of garbage like Nova.

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperWish
being this delusional

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperWish
Nova has the best ass of any Western video game character in history.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@5mileys
You're reading my mind here.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@New_Cliche
That's just beautiful, ever since TF2's guard dog I have wanted some sort of critter hero to play as. STILL hopeful for Jetpack Cat.

Hey, they could name that bunny Monty for a good laugh. Give him some kind of pounce ala Hunter/Charger from left 4 dead.

tinyurl com/kv36jg

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Methnerd
I just want to be someone's healslut and draw all the porn they want.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
t. Kerrigan

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

So when is the Mercy nerf coming out? I'm bored to death of the moth meta.

Techpill
Techpill

@Illusionz
I'll be your healslut instead if you draw me porn

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nude_Bikergirl
tonight if the rumours are true.

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
Looks like a knock-off Samus Aran

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Boy_vs_Girl
those pink lips

I don't deserve to see beauty like this.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Let's engage a legion of stationary gatling gun robots on an open plain with literally zero cover

Why is Blizzard so pants on head retarded at doing anything at least half competent? The robots in the Honor and Glory short didn't even fire their fucking weapons for most of the short

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@VisualMaster
To be fair those units are the standard BEEP BOOP ROGER ROGER tin cans that can't hold more than one thought in their head at a time

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberburn
posting ancient render from vaporware game
Nova looks like shit in StarCraft 2 and that's her only canon appearance.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Nude_Bikergirl
today prodobly

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fuzzy_Logic
Nova is in HOTS and quite gorgeous.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@VisualMaster
They kinda doubled down on that with the new Rein short too.
Rein shields against like 4 Bastions and some OR15s simultaneously
Wonder why he doesn't use that strong a shield any more.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spamalot
Maybe it gets old with time

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberburn
@Boy_vs_Girl
generic blonde bimbo waifu bait
I somehow remember a character like this we already have. It was the one being nerfed in 6 hours when the 600MB future patch goes live.

Inmate
Inmate

i want to have passionate sex with widowmaker and make her into a mother
that's all, thanks

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Harmless_Venom
umm rude?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@King_Martha
She has the same bimbo face with close set eyes as in SC2.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperGod
If anything shields developed 30 years later would be way better than ones put to use during a desperate, near extinction event

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Carnalpleasure
Can anyone confirm

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Inmate
The question here is how will the baby come out like.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Harmless_Venom
Could you name five other characters who look like her? Since she's generic this should be easy.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@AwesomeTucker
I got that 25-26MB download too.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@DeathDog
Holy fuck, is she <5'?
Unbelievably hot.

@Evil_kitten
Widowmaker was made purple with surgery, not gene therapy. In fact, even if she had gene therapy it wouldn't change her eggs. Women don't make new eggs, they have the same ones as always. So unless Talon specifically took out all her eggs and added new ones for no reason, she would produce a normal baby.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
@haveahappyday

Dunno but a redhead Kerrigan would be better, given that she exists way longer than Nova in the Blizz franchises. If you really want your Dominion ghost sniper skin. A bleach blond hair sniper is just so shit.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
I am now really thinking this is the mercy rez nerf(the one with the 1.5 casting thing)

never played new mercy in comp.
afraid of nerfs
no time to get used to her.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn
best ass of any Western video game character in history
That's WM.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@lostmypassword
ywn have a jar full of Widowmaker eggs

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Sharpcharm
Look, Mr. Oedipus, no one cares that your mommy had red hair so you can only get hard to women who have the same.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@lostmypassword
That is for sure. Im talking about the fact widowmaker was made purple by reducing her heart rae, i wonder if that will affect the baby?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

what's the worst she would do to you if you said you didn't like anime?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Lunatick
But my mom is black brunette

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@kizzmybutt
Turn me into a cute little girl to be used between rounds as a stress reliever for all the Overwatch agents

MPmaster
MPmaster

@kizzmybutt
Widowmaker called her a weebo.
Reaper too.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@kizzmybutt
Haha this character is just like you! She likes the anime cartoons! Make sure to buy lots of loot boxes so you can get her skins!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@lostmypassword
widowmaker can't even have children
how will widowfags ever recover

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sharpcharm

It never is

Nova always shows off the amazing ass

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@VisualMaster
The robots in the Honor and Glory short didn't even fire their fucking weapons for most of the short
So they did it right then? Bad guy robots throughout fiction don't shoot when it would be a good idea because they're dumb.

Daleks and Cybermen from Doctor Who.
The Cylons from the classic Battlestar Galactica (Man I gotta listen to that opening now) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtUxDbWcVTc
Various robots from cartoons
The battle droids from Star Wars

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Skullbone
@kizzmybutt
Moon skin is best

askme
askme

Get paired with a gaelic/welsh sounding guy
can't understand what he's saying
Kills Pharah as McCree
SAAAWMNOAIRFORYEUHBITCH

Emberburn
Emberburn

Moira becames live when?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@askme
Scottish and Welsh accents are gods greatest joke on mankind

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberburn
read the thread nigger.

farquit
farquit

@StrangeWizard
@Stark_Naked

Surviving ults with Ice Block, Wraith Form, Take A Breather, Deflect, Photon Barrier: A-Ok
Half of these options heal you and/or grant you full movement as well as being instantenous (Other than take a breather and photon barrier's short animations)

Survive ults in exchange for a transformation time and complete immobility
"too stronk how do i counter a stove"

Why though

viagrandad
viagrandad

@askme
It happens the same to me with brazilians, I don't have anything against them in fact there are some pretty good people out there, the tging here is when they flame you and don't understand them.

takes2long
takes2long

Hi everybody, Robert again!

Just another update:I've played a bit of Reinhardt and I just have to say he is probably my favourite character! I love that he protects the other team members with his big blue shield!
Any other heroes anyone would like to recommend me?

Thanks in advance,
R.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
Make you like anime I guess.

Supergrass
Supergrass

That 80s Zarya ass

Lunatick
Lunatick

@takes2long
Reinhardt is a pretty fun hero, when you make a triple by using your e.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Gigastrength
I bet Moira and Sombra have an endearing respect for one another for being so good in their fields of expertise

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Gigastrength
@Nude_Bikergirl
Whoops here, have this in better res

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CouchChiller
hacking a keylock

askme
askme

positive winrate
cannot climb
One must love playing tank

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@askme
Can''t play tank
getcarried by tank
I sute love playing healer

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Raving_Cute

Everything can be hacked

WebTool
WebTool

I just cant stop winning. Went +300sr on one acc and +200 on another. Is Jeff trying to fuck with me somehow?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
Filthy mercy main detected otherwise you are cool

TechHater
TechHater

@Need_TLC
sombra will never hack your dick

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Need_TLC
AND EVERYONE
@VisualMaster
I'm a Zen/Lucio flex

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@farquit
I dislike it because it was the replacement for "shoot the cheeky cunt trying to ult you with the most powerful gun in the game"

idontknow
idontknow

@Nude_Bikergirl
Defying the boundaries of man and science? I've done that. Cyborg. Hack people. Been there.
What you do is a crude parlor trick that wades into the mere shallows of mankind's inner depths.
...you spend all day watching carto--
Anime, I consume anime as fuel for insight and challenging the essence of all we take for granted within the scope of known science! There is a process!
...yyeaah I don't know about all that sex--
Hentai. That's hentai. That's different. That's...personal.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Dreamworx
zen/lucio
Mha nigga

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@idontknow
anime fanservice budget zenyata
cant wait for this piss witch to get into her well deserved trash can

viagrandad
viagrandad

@idontknow
Read it in their voices 10/10

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Every hero also in Hots gets their alternate ultimate as an option in Overwatch

How does the game change?

Genji gets X-Strike (Becomes invulnerable and dissapears from a movement before slashing a massive X in the ground, dealing bonus damage to enemies caught in both slashes)

D.va gets Bunny Hop
"Stomps the ground while moving forward and becoming unstoppable, slowing and damaging enemies caught in the quake"

Zarya gains Repulsion Zone
Literally reverse graviton, pushes and damages enemies away from the centre

Ana gets Eyes of Horus
Becomes immobile, gains global range x-ray sniper shots that travel across the map to deal heavy damage/healing with a super scope

Junkrat gets Rocket Ride
Literally Doomfist's ult that kills yourself, but more damage and brings you back instantly and gives you a super movement speed buff to get back into the fight

Lucio gets reverse Amp
His music affects enemies in reverse (Drain health aoe, slow down enemy aoe)

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lord_Tryzalot
Shush

You should be thankful she likes Omnics from her lines, I'm hoping for some good interaction with Zen.

5mileys
5mileys

@Lord_Tryzalot

I dont understand what you mean

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
I prefer shooting someone ulting at me to stop them than relying on Ironclad to protect me. This was more fun because before the rework Bastion had a tighter sentry spread and headshots, so, if, say a Reaper tried using death blossom he would die very quickly.

Does that make sense?

Emberfire
Emberfire

So have you ever wanted to die?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Stop using the small res image of this.

Stop it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TurtleCat
I'm still butthurt Tracer doesn't have an alternate ult even in HotS.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Harmless_Venom
Burn in hell, faggot

Emberfire
Emberfire

@cum2soon

Oh yeah Im with you now. And I see what you mean

Problem is everything outside of ults. Its easy to shoot ulting pharahs and reapers. Not so much heroes corner peeking you etc.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lord_Tryzalot
doesn't already consider Zen fanservice

Pleb.

farquit
farquit

@Emberfire
get fucked

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
implying bimbos are obviously blonde
not realizing the biggest bimbos in our days are niggers or race-mixed brunettes

askme
askme

Gentlemen, can you aim well without chair arm supports?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@askme

You shouldnt have a support
Your arm should be free because you aim with your arm, not your wrist

FastChef
FastChef

Alright it's truth time. Who is your favorite Overwatch character and what is your most shameful fetish?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@askme
My gaming set up is a little shelf beside my bed, i lay down when playing overwatch and my average aim is %50 to %60 I've never played the game at an actual desk.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@King_Martha
Oh god damn

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@FastChef
zenyatta
pissing

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TurtleCat
D.vas Bunny hop
Sounds like something to destroy shields and choke points

Repulsion Zone
Mite b cool on KotH

Supports into damage dealers
Fun in FFA.

Spamalot
Spamalot

MERCY NERF TODAY ARE YOU READY??????????

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@FastChef
50/50 roadhog and lucio
farts (from the female race)

Emberfire
Emberfire

H*ck yeah lads

I have no idea what happened because last season I struggled like hell, last season I peaked at 1800 SR and then went straight down to 1300 and struggled back to 1500 and stopped playing for the season, but this season I've been winning basically non-stop ever since my placements.

Did all the idiots who were tryharding to get their rewards last season go back to playing quickplay and deathmatch, or what?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@FastChef
Moira
anime

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Burnblaze
farts (from the female race)

This is the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spamalot
Don't care about her anymore.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Emberfire
enjoy your forced losses

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
@King_Martha
Fun sized proportions?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
Hana Song
Vanilla

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Skullbone
Already got them yesterday, we got stomped 2-0 and 3-0 while I got 4 golds and play of the game on Zarya, Orisa, Symmetra and Zen

takes2long
takes2long

@TurtleCat
Reverse Amp from Lucio would be traumatizing to people.

Due to the constant mental reinforcement of SHOOT THE BLACK GUY SHOOT HIM there would be an increase in black shootings globally as people would be experiencing PTSD flashbacks to OW with him Reverse Amping.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@FastChef
favorite character
Ana

most shameful fetish
I have too goddamn many so I'll just say one of my weirder ones. Stuffed animal tf then being ripped open and having a fleshlight sewn inside and then being fucked.

TechHater
TechHater

Mercy allowed in team deathmatch
Is there any place where I can escape this cancer?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RavySnake
What's wrong user?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TechHater
Just wait for the patch

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
Just kill mercy first :)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TechHater
Winson allowed in CTF
Is there any place where I can escape this cancer?
Oh wait, Blizzard took CTF away for fuckin months and keep giving 4 fuckin "muh killings!" modes at the same time

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@King_Martha
CEASE THIS LEWDNESS

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Poker_Star
Is there any place where I can escape this cancer?
Literally stand on the flag

StonedTime
StonedTime

@FastChef
Sombra
Girls shooting milk out their asses

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@King_Martha

Yeah she's got a weird design. I guess they were really trying to make her different as the first OW character, as well as being a freebie with the OW origins edition

@Lunatick
@Lunatick
@TurtleCat

Forgot to mention Hanzo's alt-ultimate

Play of the game
Shoots a phat arrow that travels throw walls across the map
Stops when it reaches a hero, deals damage and stuns in an aoe
Hanzo can reactivate the ability to teleport to the point of impact then do a sick flip away from the enemies and shoot at them breath of the wild style

hairygrape
hairygrape

@FastChef
favorite OW character
Widowmaker

fetish
Female with dogs bestiality

SniperGod
SniperGod

can someone explain why in youtube videos it seems they can make Moira run for quite the distance? When I press shift it goes a short distance then she stops whereas in videos she really flies off. Also her shift doesnt seem to have a cooldown. Like in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVYfS7FCttE

5mileys
5mileys

@VisualMaster
@Burnblaze
@BunnyJinx
This place is filled with boring faggots.

At least get creative like
@SniperGod
@StonedTime

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
to be fair torb is shit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Supergrass
500SR joins up with a 1200 SR player
His name is DPSMercyMain
He does that
We lose
We're in a 1400/1500 SR game

Fucking neck me, at least he'll be banned right?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

So does getting play of the game in arcade count as a win?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Burnblaze
@King_Martha
THICC

idontknow
idontknow

@FastChef
specifically d.va's mech
anal vore

@5mileys
Good enough for ya?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@FastChef
Pharah
Femdom Futanari Amazons

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperGod
All they did was play a custom game with Moira. Set zero cooldown.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@w8t4u
Ikr
Still the same girl

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
specifically d.va's mech

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tracc down a nigger then finish an ulting genji with helix+mele
highlight is helix into graviton and lmb in that general direction

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@kizzmybutt
/owg/ is brimming with robotfuckers today i'm not sure why

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TurtleCat
I genuinely want alternative weapons/ultimates for every hero in this game. Feels like we're only scratching the potential what heros can bring out.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperGod
This is a really sad attempt to get people to watch your video

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

>>195596453
@w8t4u

Biotic Rifle

Basic damage increased from 60 to 70.

Is Ana is the best healer now?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stark_Naked
I'm always here and horny for Zen I just never talk about it normally because I don't want to fag up the thread.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@FastChef
D.va
gore

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SniperGod
Shilling videos here

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Dreamworx
Since you seem to like thicc Ana...

Nojokur
Nojokur

@ZeroReborn
how do you do that?
@Sharpcharm
@Emberfire
not my video, I'm just a noob.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
"Oh, hi, Mark. You know we made a lot of good heroes but you can't play all of them. You see some of them are shit. So we'll ban-g you if you will play that hero. No, that's not our fault, it's yours, you toxic little sum!!"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Dreamworx
@Flameblow
tfw 5 day no-fap ends because of Ana

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Flameblow
Never seen such good skimpy cosplay of her.

@PackManBrainlure
I genuinely want alternative weapons/ultimates for every hero in this game.
With Blizzard being shit at balancing this would take years to un-break. Also people would just use whichever weapon is better, does more damage, etc.

You can still dream

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nojokur
Play > Game Browser > Create > Settings

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why don't they release another Reaper skin showing his face?

Make a skin just after he's resurrected by Moira, with a ghoulish, decaying look

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@CodeBuns
Watch moira origins video and tell me if reaper has a ghoulish look

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Stupidasole
Yeah, give it to mommy. It's worth it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TurtleCat
We're in a 1400/1500 SR game
1400/1500 SR
here is your problem

Methshot
Methshot

@Stupidasole
mfw not even taking note of no fap memes and just randomly fap
my biggest gap is 2 months. why do you lot need to take note? just bust nuts and move on.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BlogWobbles
I'm so glad that Captain Amari is a thing. Hopefully they make more young Ana skins based off that face and body.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Gigastrength
It's not like they're exactly consistent with their lore anyway. Compare Rein's girl sidekick in their comic to her in the cinematic. She got a different look. And anyway, skins aren't 'canon' apparently so it shouldn't matter regardless.

I don't get why they shoot themselves in the foot when it comes to story opportunities and ideas. Missed opportunity making reaper have the exact same look in that comic.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RavySnake
Such a rapist.

Sleep darts and mounts you.

Firespawn
Firespawn

friendly reminder that Ana is The Boss

RavySnake
RavySnake

@eGremlin
I don't get why they shoot themselves in the foot when it comes to story opportunities and ideas

Because there's no money in story-based content other than in using it to advertise the game for potential buyers?

Methshot
Methshot

@eGremlin

They spruced her up with a more interesting design because they're obviously gonna make her a hero at some point.

She'll have banter with Rein and Torb and maybe be skeptical of Overwatch "You let dad down, you let Reinhardt down, we've done a better job protecting innocents in a busted old van without you etc."

And her theme with be the Blacksmith to Torbjorn's engineering, and will be the 2nd hero to be able to grant armour to her team (As of right now only Torb can which is weird compared to the numerous sources of healing)

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure
Wouldn't file a report desu

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Firespawn
woops

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Gigastrength
@eGremlin
Just realised Reaper's face is normal in that comic
but he covers it up with that mask anyway
So he doesn't wear it because his face is fucked, but because he's an actual, legitimate edgelord. Good to know I guess

happy_sad
happy_sad

@eGremlin
Same girl just different clothes and a tattoo. Tattoo could be recent. Only thing really different is her physique and they alter those for cinematics

FastChef
FastChef

@Carnalpleasure

Its not rape if its consensual

And why wouldnt you consent to being sleep darted and mounted by Captain Amari?

5mileys
5mileys

@Methshot
armor packs is only a slight variation of healing anyway

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Carnalpleasure
she puts you to sleep with drugs so her giant male friend can ram you

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

How do I counter tracer as Ana? I miss her too often with my sleep dart, and biotic grenades are scarce. After their EU servers changed the tickrate again I am annoyed by how poor hitreg became.

@Stupidasole
Those are quite nice, thanks!

@Firespawn
I know right?

@Carnalpleasure
Hardly rape when any straight man sees that body.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spamalot

He wears it because he's "The Reaper", a lone mercenary thats been operating for decades that targets ex-OW agents and leaves them for dead and their body drained of cellular life.

Except he hasnt been The Reaper for decades, so he's obviously taking on the role for some reason. And the story (Given Moira's age and abilities) seems to imply that maybe she was the Reaper before he was.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@happy_sad
You seen her head in that comic? Fugly af.
You're not actually defending this missed opportunity they had with reaper, right?

likme
likme

@Gigastrength
Wait for her buff.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@FastChef
@Gigastrength
I'm sure that was Ana's argument in court against Pharah's father, Sam.

@happy_sad
@Methshot
I wonder what Brigitte would have to say about Torbjorn's perviness with the ladies. She might be unaware of her papa behaving like that.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Gigastrength
After their EU servers changed the tickrate again I am annoyed by how poor hitreg became.
what?
source?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@MPmaster
thank you!

massdebater
massdebater

@likme
Wait for her buff.
Cannot wait, hope the full PTR goes live and not just Moira.

idontknow
idontknow

@Need_TLC
Same head just a different art style, not every artist will draw the same.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Gigastrength
ywn never lick the sweat over Ana's body
ywn run your tongue from her pussy, then over her tummy and end kissing her lips

Methnerd
Methnerd

@5mileys

Healing is health restoration

Armour and Shields are different health bars altogether based on their mechanics.

Shields are even less utilised, only doomfist zarya zen and sym having them and only sym being able to give them

Whereas armour is on rein orisa dva winston bastion and torb gives it out.

They've obviously got these blanket "mechanics" in place so that future heroes can utilise them (Like Sombra fucking with shields with emp, doomfist getting shields with his passive etc.)

Only thing that annoys me is doomfist's shields not being consistent with the shields already in game. Why do they drain? Is the point of shields not that they are extra health that regenerate?

So its more akin to lucio's barriers? But drain and different speeds. I wish they'd plan this shit out better

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

dva is getting a nerf, her shift is getting removed and she's getting her right click buffed to 4seconds instead and 6 seconds cd

5mileys
5mileys

@PackManBrainlure

The man has fathered like 10 kids with her mother, she knows he's a sex machine

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
M-mommy?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methnerd
That's why one of the things I'd like to see for Doomfist is permanent shields that are always recharging so long as he isn't receiving healing. Maybe at a rate of 30 a second

StonedTime
StonedTime

@AwesomeTucker
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20759257621

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

anyone else getting framedrops getting jumped by a doomfist? whenever this ape slams me into the ground my frames drop from 160+ to 100.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Ignoramus
Ohh right. I'm a little rusty with the lore so I forgot about that part.
But really, you should check out some of the artwork that portrays reaper as some half-dead ghoul/ghostly figure. If Blizz is gonna put in an edgelord ghost man they should commit, not just have him look like some regular dude with black mist coming from his shoulders.

massdebater
massdebater

You will never grill burgers with 76
You will never Take shots with McCree
You will never hit up a nightclub with Sombra
You will never play vidya with d.vya
You will never drink with Reinhardt
You will never watch romance movies with mei
You will never play basketball with Pharah
You will never meditate with Zen
You will never pump iron with Zarya
You will never eat big ass steaks with Roadhog
You will never blow shit up with Junkrat
You will never ??? with Reaper
You will never be ravaged by a needy Ana
You will never DJ with Lucio
You will never Play "Doctor" with Mercy
You will never experiment on Sym eith HARD light toys
You will never have Widow seduce you with an erotic dance
You will never get to see Tracer ravage your GF

Fuck Bastion, DF, Genji, Hanzo, Orisa, Torb and Winston, they can die in a hole though

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StonedTime
I wish I was a slut.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StonedTime
@massdebater
@Flameblow
sauce?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@FastChef
Sombra
I'm into furries

FastChef
FastChef

@5mileys
HARD verk pays off ;)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StonedTime
push-up bras on both
chest tatoo
Disgusting.
I would fucking love a threesome with those sluts anyway

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Ignoramus
seems to imply that maybe she was the Reaper before he was.
No, it doesn't.

They said their original timeline was never set in stone and that they made their characters before it and then tried to fit them into it. Reaper had been a terrorist for decades before there was ever anything to even terrorize.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
sauce?
Being very descriptive with my inner mind towards google image search.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Ignoramus
This retard still pushing his retarded headcanon
Your theory is dumb and you are a retard. It doesn't match anything at all about what Jeff have said about Moira's character. You forget she only recently got the ability to use the decay stuff, long after the "decades"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StonedTime
Okay, but where does it say that the EU tickrate changed?
Also the one on the right is a FGC follower, good girl.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@FastChef
Reinhardt and Genji with gameplay, but Reinhardt in terms of character and personality.
And none, since I'm not a sexual deviant. Vanilla sex is fine

TechHater
TechHater

@Ignoramus
This guy again
Your headcanon is wrong and goes against established facts

Techpill
Techpill

@FastChef
Reaper/Junkrat

Too many to name

Methshot
Methshot

@Crazy_Nice
He's just a retard pulling shit out of his ass. Faulty hit registration have nothing to do with tickrate.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@massdebater
You will never grill burgers with 76
You will never play vidya with d.vya
You will never drink with Reinhardt
You will never Take shots with McCree
You will never eat big ass steaks with Roadhog
You will never blow shit up with Junkrat
this ones hurt the most

idontknow
idontknow

@FastChef
throw imp
working for anything

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methshot
rip planetside 2
wrel ruins everything

Lunatick
Lunatick

I want to lick Hanzo's titties.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
YER MAKIN A CHICKEN OUT OF A FEATHER

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methshot
tickrate is how often updates are sent to a server
if it sends 60 updates pers second to the servers vs 30 Hz it will detect a headshot 50% earlier
go back to your generic shooters and don't bother us with your nonsense

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
Planetside was dead years before Wrel.
@StonedTime
Learn to read, retard.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StonedTime
sauce on the Ana here?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StonedTime
50% earlier
I doubt you have any idea what you are even talking about.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Raving_Cute
Yeah, I'd definitely love to cover her in my sauce

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@massdebater
You will never ??? with Reaper
make costumes.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@DeathDog
baby gravy

Inmate
Inmate

@Methshot
he is right though, the high bandwidth option exists only in custom games and it still is unstable

@Stupidasole
after you learn to comprehend mouthbreather

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@massdebater
You will never drink sake with Hanzo
You will never trap Winston in a zoo cage
You will never short-circuit Genji, Bastion and Orisa to kill them off for good.
You will never encourage Doomfist to cuck Torb like the true Swede he is
Sad lyfe for sure

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
how do we pressure blizzard onto making better hitregging/better tickrate
also
80celcius

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Inmate
he's right
gets triggered by post for "him"
same posting style
1. Learn how things work before talking about them.
2. Stop embarrassing yourself, samefag.
3. Learn to read.
4. Stop wasting everyone's time.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

be Gold
this one faggot in comp keeps complaining the whole match
keeps complaining about Mercy not rezzing him while he's on the other side of the fucking map as Sombra
next round he goes fucking Doomfist against a Torb/Rein/Bastion/Symmetra turtle comp and pretends he knows what he's doing
nobody calls him out until the end of the match and our inevitable loss
this one bogan on the mic just starts tearing him a new one and laughing his ass off at how unbelievably bad he is, pointing out he's level fucking 800 and still in silver
everyone else joins in and starts roasting him for being a complete shitter
he leaves the voice chat

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SniperWish
@VisualMaster
got more of an idea than you will ever have

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Stupidasole
Torbjorn's 11th child is black
Hah

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@AwesomeTucker
#justmetalranktales

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methnerd
I call hit points hit points

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sir_Gallonhead
I know what I'm talking about, I watched that one video

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methnerd
doomfist's shields not being consistent with the shields already in game
If you haven't noticed Doomfist's shields are actually a darker tone of blue than regular shields, implying they are a fourth health type no one else has.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Sir_Gallonhead
So are you only pretending to be retarded, or what?

Besides, I'm a programmer specialized in server side software, so I'm pretty sure I know a lot more than you about everything relating to servers.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@massdebater
You will never eat big ass steaks with Roadhog
he's vegetarian you fucking cunt

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
They work exactly like sound barrier's shields

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CouchChiller
I mean at least I don't pretend to be any good at the game. I know I'm a shitter, and I'm trying to improved despite being almost level 300 and still low Gold. Solo queue with no mic is hell. This guy was just on his high horse for the whole match pretending he's better than everyone else. Felt so good to have someone call him out.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fried_Sushi
Veeky Forums, where everyone is a programmer at NASA and CERN

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
They're the same as sound barrier

Spamalot
Spamalot

@AwesomeTucker
level 800
silver
what the fuck

King_Martha
King_Martha

@whereismyname
you have to be mentally impaired to still be gold and level 300 at the same time
it's physically impossible unless you play 10 games every season and then never play again

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fried_Sushi
not being a astrophysicist at Japan Space Agency while shitposting on a transdimensional galaxy weaving imageboard

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fried_Sushi
Well, not everyone. But still many more than you'd find on Normiebook.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Playboyize
you can't be a 7"3 fattie when ur a vegetarian

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@RavySnake
I really like this idea, gives him a way to stay up that isn't the glorified life drain

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fried_Sushi
NASA stopped being hot shit like a decade ago, grandpa

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Team instalocks 4 DPS
Pick tank so we don't instantly lose
End up getting 3 golds wondering the whole time where the fuck the DPS is

What the fuck is this even??

Honestly I'm not even charging in with rein then complaining about no backup, it's just me solo on the point for like 30 seconds hopping around like a retard evading the enemy with my team nowhere to be found

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Ignoramus
+ the voice line + the badge he has on his classic skin
kys
@SomethingNew
you'd be impressed

FastChef
FastChef

@happy_sad
those aren't proving anything, dumb kysposter.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@ZeroReborn
They lock stuff like soldier and Hanzo since they never learned anything else.

@Ignoramus
russia scapegoat
fake news meme
"proof"
/pol/

SniperGod
SniperGod

@ZeroReborn
Don't play tank if you don't like it, nigger. It's literally better to have 5 dps or even 6 dps than 1-2 filler cucks trying to emulate the meta and then bitching about the outcome on a vietnamese cooking forum.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Harmless_Venom
that Reaper
Why do animefags have to ruin everything?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@FastChef
no pork\meat spray
proves nothing
you're a fucking faggot

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
Maybe he is only against eating pork. Because, you know his theme being a pig.
Stop bringing your
headcannons please

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@happy_sad
no pork
What if he's a jew, you faggot?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@eGremlin
That just means he hates being called a pig.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
not wanting reaper in a swimsuit
Hell I'd even use Reaper (male) if he had a Borat-kini skin.

Techpill
Techpill

@Nude_Bikergirl
weeaboos are filthy rubbish

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nude_Bikergirl
Reaper
Borat-kini skin
too bad blizzard will never have balls for that

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
Don't force me to put some Shadman's Reaper drawing here...

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Techpill
Not wanting to see his thicc latino ass in a thong
Your loss user

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Bidwell
That's what sombra is for

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methshot
getting even a tiny bit upset after losing

You're all fucking children. If you lose, either:
- laugh it off, "oh well", remember you've been having fun playing a game and take the whole experience in not just the final few seconds
Think about ways to improve
Play more

There's no reason to get angry at losing unless you're 12 years old.

Evilember
Evilember

@CouchChiller
haha dude weed it's just a game bro chill

RavySnake
RavySnake

@happy_sad
No dummy that just means he identifies with pigs since he calls himself roadhog so that would be cannibalism

It's a really common joke

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It's a >Enemy isn't retarded and knows to focus the healer episode"
It's a "Your team does their very best to not protect you in any way shape or form from diving genjis or dvas" Christmas special

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
imagine being this retarded

takes2long
takes2long

@Soft_member
@Techpill
Hey just relax, I'm really just trying to have some friendly banter!

@RumChicken
thanks

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Deadlyinx
it's a nobody can shoot the fucking Symmetra or Lucio episode

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Consider this Mei changes, just for fun

Primary fire is now ice projectile, cast time reduced but headshot removed/slight damage nerf
Secondary fire now freeze the floor for gliding and move faster or make enemies glide out of map
Ult has a 2/3 seconds wind-up, then freeze instantly so that either they run away leaving the point free or they stay to potentially die.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Deadlyinx
There is no counterplay to dive my dude. Best case is you trade.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Deadlyinx
@VisualMaster
it's a "Roadhog refuses to die" rerun

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday
There is, it's called Stay with your Fucking Team and Let Them Protect You. Works wonders.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i shouldn't play quickplay anymore i only get shit teams and leave before the end getting constantly penalised, what other mode should i play for 1-2 games before going in competitive?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@massdebater
Like i care about Chu's shit writing

Playboyize
Playboyize

defending Hollywood
fuck zarya , it's time for orisa to shine
full hold them
we have to attack
one dps goes tank
two healer select
mfw i cannot play any dps besides tracer and our tracer was pretty good
tracer has pity of me and switch to genji after the first push
We won but holy shit i need to learn soldier, i couldn't hit anything with him

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@massdebater
he cares about Chu's storytelling

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
Deathmatch. It's the best for practice on dps.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Deadlyinx
mercy main btw
would rather lose than protect you dumb bitch

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Skullbone
only on the server browser where tanks are disabled

massdebater
massdebater

@SomethingNew
I don't see whats wrong with that statement he made desu.
I would rather have him explain how her suit and gadgets work.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@massdebater
"Is Moira evil?"
"It's up to your interpretation"

hairygrape
hairygrape

Get nanoboosted as Torb
ONWARDS TO RAGNAROK

Viking skin is pretty based

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
i played some games but i prefer having a team since you have one in ranked

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fuzzy_Logic
Giving a clear answer yes/no would be shit, people can figure out she's grey, or chaotic /neutral. we're not 12 anymore user

Evilember
Evilember

@GoogleCat
Giving a clear answer yes/no would be shit

Blizzdrones everybody

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Junkertown Attack
Rein
Orisa
Bastion
Mercy
Mcree
Torb
all on Payload with shields

How do you deal with this

I'm in gold

iluvmen
iluvmen

@GoogleCat
we're not 12 anymore user
Then why most of the cast is manichean as fuck?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evilember
I can't imagine actually getting mad at video games. It is literally not real life lmao just like, start up a new game after you lose nigga

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

MPmaster
MPmaster

Moria today?

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
Soon™

Inmate
Inmate

@hairygrape
enjoy your ban kid

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Evilember

@iluvmen
There are few genuinely evil people in the game. it leans more towards good/neutral than fullblown evil

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
You'd probably argue it's shit writing regardless if Chad Chew said "yeah she's evil" or "no she's a goodie girl" anyway

@Garbage Can Lid
Since you're gold, probably Junkrat to get rid of the shields. He's pretty strong if not OP at the moment anyway.

WebTool
WebTool

As a casual who only plays quick match, should I have a "fuck it" mentality and play whoever the fuck I want to play for fun?

no tanks
ok, I'll tank
they ignore my barriers and run up to the enemy and die
no healers
ok, I'll heal
trying to heal 5 retarded dps all screaming I NEED HEALING

Fuck people.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Garbage Can Lid
Same comp but no torb. Whoever burns through shields first wins.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@FastChef
How soon though

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@MPmaster
This year

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Been over ONE (1) year since game's release
Still no FUCKING ITALIAN HERO
Sad

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BlogWobbles
The only thing Chu should be writing is a suicide note, he's actively bad for the game and has already sabotaged what could have been an interesting universe lore wise

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@MPmaster
@StonedTime
As soon as you stop posting your cropped porn garbage you fucking autist.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@WebTool
should I have a "fuck it" mentality and play whoever the fuck I want
You should have this mentality already. Why you don't is fucking stupid.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Burnblaze
Never? Shame.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Sombra gets the best highlight intro
It's not fucking fair

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Fuzzy_Logic
stop ban evading

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

>>195601915
Thankfully, avatarfagging is against the rules.

Inmate
Inmate

@Fried_Sushi
Sure you do, Pajeet

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@LuckyDusty
I've only got it twice but it's pretty great stealing POTG out from under people

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sharpcharm
thats a man

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

why havent they enabled changing skins on hero menu during a match.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Garbage Can Lid
Junkrat suicide bomber

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'd like that. I want to dress up my heroes to fit the maps.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lord_Tryzalot
Too busy with """toxic""" behavior.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot
Why don't we have a scoreboard?
Why don't we have a clan system?
Why the core mechanics of the game is supposed to be switching hero but the sr system punish you for this?
because blizzard

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@MPmaster
Moria today?
Don't dig too deep

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Faggot abandons 1 minute after game starts
game doesn't automatically end
?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

hanamura, my team starts with defence
both dps players overextend and die immediately
hog is overextending in middle of choke point, dies
on second point junkrat jumps on the high ground, hides in a corner screaming in the mic "HEAL ME FUCKING ASSHOLES THERE TWO HELERS WHY NOBODY HEALING ME ASSHOLES!!1223"
fucking great game

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lord_Tryzalot
yeah honestly how hard is this to implement?
Maybe it will make a match load longer? idk.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperWish
Stop being a stick in the mud, or I'll feed youse to the fishies.
Imma be eating-a my spaghetti with-a the red sauce tonight.

@King_Martha
Apparently Chu thinks up the voicelines. Have you checked out how many of the halloween voicelines are the exact same across the different heroes? Zarya and Ana both share one, and Ana's are "Are you scared?" and "Don't be scared!". Where's the fuckin creativity

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Firespawn
You're right.
I tried to be nice user, "help the team" and all that but I got cucked. Like in HotS, I worry if my build is ok or if I'm playing ok. On top of that, in both games I have chat disabled so I don't get any abuse anyway. It's hard living with the 'tism.

From now on, I don't give a shit anymore. Fuck it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@hairygrape
Isn't Ragnarok the final battle between good and evil? Shouldn't it be Valhala?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lord_Tryzalot
They have a randomise potg intro
They don't have a 'randomise skin' or 'randomise victory pose' system put in place
They must be truly be hard at work as we speak :^)

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nude_Bikergirl
Alternatively

steamroll enemy team in first 30 seconds and capture point A
faggot leaves on enemy team
Game cancelled in 10 seconds

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
DAYUM SON

A spectacular ass, and treat for the eyes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RavySnake
ALLAHU VEGEMITE-BAR

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
Does getting nanoboosted as Torb affect the turret in any way?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Harmless_Venom
Valhalla implied I guess? He's nanoboosted and running into Ragnarok, the final battle, presumably to kill everyone or die fighting

FastChef
FastChef

play a game
team is fucking ass and everybody starts throwing after 1 minute
okay 30minutes break maybe I'll get a better game
team has 4 dps, they all die and blame the solo healer for not healing 4 children at same time

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BinaryMan
New map coming soon
FUCKING WHEN?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Flameblow
DIE WITH HONOR, OLD FRIEND

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Need_TLC
next year

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Bidwell
next year
GG Blizzard, way to kill all hype

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperWish
Still no Italiano hero
Per favore Blazzird, pls add one for me. You added 2 weaboos, 2 yanks, 3 robots and 2 aussies

Mama mia, bing bing Wahoo!

farquit
farquit

@Garbage Can Lid
that grammar
If you want to shitpost at least do it right

Skullbone
Skullbone

32 elims on payload
still lose

why

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Skullbone
Role, damage dealt, number of deaths, team comp/enemy team comp?

idontknow
idontknow

how the fuck am I supposed to win when my team picks 4 dps and one nigger is playing with mcdonalds wifi and keeps disconnecting every minute?

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
News at eleven kid: you cannot win an Overwatch match with just kills.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Boy_vs_Girl
What hype lmao?! They are known dripfeeders. Also the map just reuses assets from their other games.

I'd do fine with the unreleased alpha maps they they probably hide.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@idontknow
You don't. You lose. Welcome to online games.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@haveahappyday
I really want that undersea map, and dress up Winston in his scuba gear

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
Control Point: The Iris
Ye

DeathDog
DeathDog

@haveahappyday
literal wewuzkangz map

idontknow
idontknow

@DeathDog
Oh fuck off.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Im going to find you...
and im going to play torb in your comp match...

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
So London, Kyoto and Cairo just became King's Row, Hanamura and Anubis, right?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@BunnyJinx
Enjoy your auto-ban, greetings Jeff.
Remember to play fair!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Blizzard: You cant play torbjörn in ranked BANNED
also Blizzard: Keep playing those Hanzos on maps and comps they make no sense in.

the absolute stay of cuckwatch

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@LuckyDusty
hanzo's kit works on 100% of maps, get fucked torb shitter

whereismyname
whereismyname

angry torb one tricks crying and bitching ITT

idontknow
idontknow

What's the likelihood that one day Brigette will become a playable hero in this game?

And what's the likelihood of them butchering her into doomfist levels of unplayability?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You can't stop me from picking torb. Every ban just makes me stronger

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

imagine being a torb shitter so angry you have to cry about bans on a Japanese anime forum

WebTool
WebTool

@Bidwell
The iris is probably Nepal too

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
100%
100%

hairygrape
hairygrape

@LuckyDusty
the absolute stay of cuckwatch
Foreigner_the_post.txt

You probably meant "stain", but your russian brain cannot into my pretty language.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PackManBrainlure
a global health emergency

farquit
farquit

@Bidwell
yeah, most likely. Berlin also became Eichenwalde.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@idontknow
doomfist levels of unplayability
Stick this meme up your ass kid. Niggerfist autists literally ruin games for everyone.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@LuckyDusty
t. genji who wants to keep the status quo
get fista chink

King_Martha
King_Martha

@idontknow
Likely, but not guaranteed, we haven't yet had a background character become playable, so she may remain one, which would be a mistake by blizzard.

50% chance if she becomes playable.

takes2long
takes2long

@Lord_Tryzalot
Roadhog, 11k, 12 I think,

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
He probably meant "state".

But both english and russian sucks. I'm glad neither is my mother tongue.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@King_Martha
we haven't yet had a background character become playable
Moira

Nojokur
Nojokur

@King_Martha
What is Moira
What is Doomfist

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
junkertown queen first

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
Niggerfist autists literally ruin games for everyone
Implying I don't agree
He's shit when he's on your team cos that's a spot that could've been better filled by another hero. If you play him you'll often find all your abilities on cooldown so he's not great outside of 1v1s. And he's shit to play against since it never feels fair when he kills you.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Not all online games are team-based and/or uncarriable, like Overwatch.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@eGremlin
She was already designed when they put her in the background.
Brigitte started out as background for Rein.

However she got an updated design with the new short, which makes me think, they are considering her.

WebTool
WebTool

Design Brigette as the third builder defence hero.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@haveahappyday
What could explain the state Berlin seems to be in? Why is it overgrown? Even if it was a stage for some massive battle, I doubt people would just abandon it.

Eichenwald and the Black Forest at least make some sense, because they are clearly removed areas compared to the capital city.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nojokur
Moira was already set for playable when she was added to background. Same for Doomfist.
They aren't background because we never even saw them before their announcement.
Neither of those characters had visual designs before they were shown, Brigitte does.

massdebater
massdebater

Who is ghe blowjob queen?

5mileys
5mileys

@Garbage Can Lid
I guess they imagined some apocalyptic event happening to Berlin. Remember, this was before any of the story had even been made. They started with, cool heroes and cool locations, and that's it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

so how does the reporting system work? Do they actually check the reports or is there some kind of a bot checking them? I report someone at least every other game, I guess there must be millions of reports in total

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
Your padre.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@eGremlin
You sound like a salty faggot for reporting every other game.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater
reinhardt

Playboyize
Playboyize

@AwesomeTucker
This happened once with a little kid. I felt bad but it shut him up good. One thing that's neat with rank system is that there are less kids the higher you are.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@kizzmybutt
fucking faggots lol salty xD

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Ignoramus
the salty response

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Dreamworx
Me too, user, me too.

farquit
farquit

I have been playing Mercy more than other supports recently, simply because she is meta.
However I have noticed that when playing her compared to other support, people's attitude changes. They become more demanding, actively asking for heals and rezzes, even when they know they are in my sight line.
Does anyone else notice this change?

SniperGod
SniperGod

i want to mate press mercy

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
I'm guessing Berlin actually DOES have some story attached to it (or did, back when Project Titan was still a thing) but I guess we'll never know... It just feels odd that literal shitholes like Numbani strive and new cities (Oasis) have been built from the ground up. But Berlin is in ruins? Come on, now.

@idontknow
At some point they might start adding "alternates" for each hero. So Brigitte could have a kit similar or exactly like Torb, but just adding some visual variety to the game. Kinda like an "extreme skin", or something. (And maybe Pharah could be replaced by some generic Helix rocketeer, etc.)

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
ok ahmed

Booteefool
Booteefool

Guys, I think Paladins just won.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Booteefool
Why does this look like some runescape 3 garbage

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Booteefool
EXTRA
THICC

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@farquit
That's how it's always been. It was at its worst when Genji was still the hottest pick on earth. People see a Mercy and expect you to break the space-time continuum as they scatter all over the map, get trapped in corners, and don't get rezzed the second they die and an ulting Roadhog is still near their corpse.

They expect you to be the Stretch Armstrong of gangbangs except you've got two other arms and your gun has become your sentient dick that can pierce reality and appear out a wormhole to secrete "Fix me, mommy!" juice so they can continue to play like sods.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

5 hourse until "dont get a mercy main on your team and lose" turns into usual "get a mercy main on your team and lose"

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Poker_Star
Games without mercy are quite fun, ana is a much better healer

RumChicken
RumChicken

no bob cut hero yet
Goddamn it, Blizzard.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Why the fuck is Doomfist so shit?!
You get dominated by Pharah, Roadhog, Reaper, Junkrat as well as so many other heroes, there's no fucking point playing him! Why not just play Pharah or Tracer or Genji if you need burst damage? Why ever use him?
Pharah is untouchable for him, too, so what's the fucking point? If you dive in, you die. If you try to punch someone, you phase through them. If you kill someone, they just get rez'd and now you're sitting there with all your abilities on cooldown. I just don't see the fucking point. Why even live when I can't play Doomfist since he's countered by STAIRS?!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Booteefool
If """thirsty nerd bait""" makes a game good then yes. Else it is shit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@haveahappyday
the bayou
Redneck character from the swamp when?

takes2long
takes2long

@Harmless_Venom
Alright, haven't played her much, so this is new to me, but when playing other supports I find everyone actively tries to say alive on their own, even thankful that I heal them. Playing as Mercy is the only time that as a support, I feel bossed around.

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
still no real hair physics in 2017
other games have it, blizz cannot into

girlDog
girlDog

@VisualMaster
If not for """thirsty nerd bait""" (WM, Tracer, Mercy), OW would be as dead as HOTS, m8.

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
Tbqh I think they first created the Doomfist as a character and interesting looking hero, then started hypeing it for a year. Honestly Blizzard started to think about his abilities and weapons after releasing the robot cow, they didnt have any good ideas so they first made him a brokenly OP moba hero and later fixed him (aka nerfed to death)

Emberburn
Emberburn

@FastChef
You don't need hair physics when every hero in the game has an anime haircut impervious to the elements

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
gas all thinkingposters

w8t4u
w8t4u

@girlDog
You mean we would have people who play their heroes because they can use their kit instead of them fapping to them in spawn room? Can dream

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@takes2long
That's simple, Mercy is borderline pure healing. She can rez and heal people quickly. Lucio is AOE with his other moves focusing on mild DPS and booping people. Ana is sniper and has too many cooldowns and has to actually snipe her own people to heal them. Mercy is pure, unending healing so they think if they're not getting healed the Mercy isn't doing her job right.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@girlDog
Imagine OW with zero nerd/weeb/virgin bait characters

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
Mirror comp but swap torb for Mei. Ice wall right under their Bastion, then have your Bastion melt him while he's sticking out above the shields.

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
If by people you mean a hundred Blizzard drones who'd play any shit as long as Blizzard made it, sure.

Inmate
Inmate

@eGremlin
the healer would still need to be a hot grill for fags to play her

likme
likme

make a new thread REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hairygrape
hairygrape

@eGremlin
Into the trash it goes, waifus are the only thing that makes it interesting.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

/vg/thread/195607307#p195607307
/vg/thread/195607307#p195607307
/vg/thread/195607307#p195607307

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@eGremlin
Imagine
What for, it already exists.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@massdebater
you will never have passionate sex with Tracer while Emily is watching
Life is truly suffering.

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