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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

bard edition
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Bidwell
Bidwell

Why aren't you watching /our guy/ Sneaky RIGHT NOW?

massdebater
massdebater

What champion do I play so that everyone knows I'm a princess?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I want Nami to smother me with her fishpussy!

Methshot
Methshot

I just bought Kindred and I like her

/blog

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@massdebater
peach be sure to side b all game

Emberfire
Emberfire

sometimes i miss all the friends iv thrown away over the years

StonedTime
StonedTime

Irelia is an underrated waifu and I hope her visual update makes her appropriately sexy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why do you not get a notification upon receiving a gift? Its pretty fucked, I just flamed my e-bf for a good 5mins because I thought he was trolling me when he said he sent me my skin

farquit
farquit

When do the /lolg/ games usually happen

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw no qt petite gf to cuddle with in bed

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberfire
why did you thrown them away?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fried_Sushi
Can confirm, my friend bought me a random champion and I had to check every one of them individually to see if it was unlocked or not

SniperGod
SniperGod

enter room
see this
wat do

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
whenever someone actually feels like hosting

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fried_Sushi
I just flamed my e-bf for a good 5mins because I thought he was trolling me when he said he sent me my skin
not checking the skin selection age in the champion list
having an e-bf
being this easily rustled
you should just kys desu

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I wanna cuddle Jinx and never leave her side

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperGod
Call the guards because there's an intruder in my house

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fried_Sushi
Why do you not get a notification upon receiving a gift
you used to in the old client

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

No one else

can bring

a

new era

of

Mechanics

Methshot
Methshot

I use this shit regardless of what I pick as a keystone. Give me one reason not to pick these.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fried_Sushi
I want to cuddle Jinx and have my dick never leave her pussy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

When you buy a skin last week and just noticed it going on sale

DAMN YOU COSMIC REAVER KASSADIN

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

jungler picks Eve
Guess I lose this match.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperGod
begone sloot

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What's inside
so far i have nocturne and jayce from the last 2

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methshot
honestly I can't help but get biscuit and future market every time I don't netbuild.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methnerd
my brain doesnt work so good. pretty sure i just hoped at least one of them wouldnt let me go so easily
maybe i just wanted them to show they cared but its too late now

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperGod
Same

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperGod
B E G O N E
T H O T

hairygrape
hairygrape

HAHA TIME FOR FARMING

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fried_Sushi
you did apologize right?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methshot
because junglers dont make use of it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@MPmaster
you sound histrionic as fuck

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@King_Martha
Jinx not being shaved
How long do you think you could be inside Jinx without moving or anything before you cum?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I want to FUCK the robot.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
I want to cum inside of Jinx!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lunatick
Dumb Zer0 poster

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw here's no defense item that builds out of tear

I wish the itemization wasn't so damn boring, I mean the biggest shakeup since season one has probably been jungle items, followed by attack speed items and then waaaay behind that would be AP items and then mana regen items (which have been removed from the game for the most part)

I really hope riot starts focusing on items more instead of reworking rengar and morde and ryze and leblanc for the 10th time

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nude_Bikergirl
it was garbage, disregard

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lunatick
not wanting to fuck this robo

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@hairygrape
+245 hp at level 1, wew. This shit is insane on champions with HP scaling. Urgot's shield has a 30% bonus health ratio so it goes from absorbing 70 damage to 133.

farquit
farquit

@Deadlyinx
there is like 3 or 4 champions that actually need and build tear

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Ignoramus
yeah im a miserable and genuinely shit person overall maybe one day ill grow up and stop being such a fag

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
don't play silly games where only you know the rules with your friends
that's very rude!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Need_TLC
You release after a couple of when she says so

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

post reasons to live

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Deadlyinx
I really hate both items that build out of Tear. I wish we had a third option that wasn't boring shit. Or at least they should give a more interesting active to both items.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fuzzy_Logic
Smol girls.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@viagrandad
Don't we all, user

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BinaryMan
How does she stop you from cumming before she wants you to? I could only be inside her for so long before I'd blow

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@lostmypassword
Whenever I hear the fish and push near each other, I just think of a bitch who doesn't wash.
Not disrespecting your waifu, just saying

5mileys
5mileys

@lostmypassword
anon doesn't want to fuck the robot

????

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

riven
i asked for this

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Illusionz
its a people dont know the difference between Robot,Android and Cyborg episode

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
But that's a cyborg.
I want to FUCK her too.

takes2long
takes2long

@eGremlin
Clamping down and sealing really really fucking hard

massdebater
massdebater

So what are those items that build out of Lost Chapter, we know that yet? As nice as Morello's is in terms of efficiency, it's annoying that it's pretty much "take this on most mages".

I didn't realise such a large image of LC existed.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fried_Sushi
Same (not the being a cunt to BF, not getting a gift notification.) It was my birthday yesterday and a friend gave me a gift skin. Didn't notice until I went in game and saw I had a skin for Sion. I felt like shit for not thanking them
/blog

Methshot
Methshot

@Methnerd
maybe ill remember that next time im doing some autistic shit and stop thanks

Flameblow
Flameblow

lolbaboons??

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no raindrops in Vayne's art
riot??

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@eGremlin
semantics, I don't follow the PROJECT lore

@Crazy_Nice
enhanced cyborg pussy

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SomethingNew
Tfw u will never pick up a smol girl and hold her in your arms
You will never hold her tight little body close to you in bed after a session of passionate love making

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHG I NEED A QT PETITE GF NOWWW

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

hows everyones late night games going? hopefully better than mine

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is Kayn top a memepick?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Why is she so perfect brobros?

girlDog
girlDog

@BinaryMan
I don't mind, I'd smell like fish for her

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Need_TLC
unshaved Jinx

She looks like the kind of girl who'd have little to no her, but I can't turn down a proper bush.

massdebater
massdebater

@PackManBrainlure
are morde and yorick working in the jungle pixelbutts

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@takes2long
That would make me need to cum even more is this somehow stopping me?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@AwesomeTucker
Hit promos for plat 2 again. So pretty gud but then my shitty NBN fucked up my connection to one game so I lost one game so far.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles

well maybe its not raining, not even riot can control mother nature yknow

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
they exclusively rely on lanes not to feed
any single fuckup in those lanes and you lose, so no as a team, yes as solo

likme
likme

@Fried_Sushi
this game was around plat 2 elo, try to avoid these wonderful players

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

hey oldfags im looking for FUCK IM FALLING DOWN THESE ALISTAIRS

old as shit comic someone help me out

happy_sad
happy_sad

@happy_sad
Maybe a small bit of fuzz near the top.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@happy_sad
You know when you start getting pubes during puberty and the first grims are those reeeeally soft and thin hairs?
She'd have only a few like that.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@haveahappyday
but i thought it was implied that it was the same encounter, since vayne's cybercycle is skidding behind jhin

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Firespawn
I am okay with this

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Anyone have some other suggestions for me of non-marksman characters that can go Bottom lane?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Project Yi is Handsome

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Dreamworx
nothing

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Dreamworx
Xin Zhao + Taric
Leona + Darius
Thresh + Rengar

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
If you do its not coming out because that hole is sealed.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperWish
My support bud plays absolutely nothing but Nautilus but has had his eye on Taric. What makes Taric and Xin Zhao work so well together?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
Has anyone tried Cassiopeia bot Lane? I feel like she's almost like an ADC since she's more about DPS than burst...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@eGremlin
I wonder what part of lore do Pulsefires, Projects and Programs have with each other, what came first and who is supposed to be stronger.

I assume Pulsefires are further in the future, perhaps more advanced in technology but less enhanced since they are not completely cyborgs (Cait has cybernetic eyes but that's it)?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperGod
haha

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
Have to quit for awhile. Apparently I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome. So I'm just reading post with one hand. And not the fun way

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@MPmaster
guards

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
Xin makes Taric's stun really reliable. Taric's shield and healing along with Xin's innate healing helps mitigate poke. The all-in potential with Taric's constant passive procs and Xin's damage makes for an explosive engage with a good followup. You can repeatedly heal in an all-in while you both slap them with autos. Xin's new W gives him a way to reach the riskier minions and apply some lane pressure.

Xin dashes in and uses W, Taric stuns off the slow which guarentees Xin's knockup. That gives taric enough time to come in and bravado a few times so he has more heals ready to keep Xin fighting.

likme
likme

@StrangeWizard
holy crap that is cute
artist?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw no mommy support champ that is based around warmth and cooking and that has semi-lewd encouraging voicelines

Sigh.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Dreamworx
azir, bard, tf, yasuo

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Illusionz
Does it just keep building up? What happens when she lets me release and how does she do it?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Dreamworx
Veigar

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@kizzmybutt
just play silent night sona

girlDog
girlDog

@kizzmybutt
what went wrong during your upbringing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperGod
Forcibly drag her out of my place into the cold, and toss her clothes back at her. If she freezes to death, not my problem.

Methshot
Methshot

@Spamalot
Oh man, that does sound pretty good. I haven't played Xin Zhao in fucking years but that sounds good. What kind of lane matchups does he struggle against?

I find as Ziggs I can struggle early game against anyone who can clear waves super fast, just because if the enemy isn't stupid enough to stand next to their creeps I can't have enough mana to both waveclear and harass back before Lost Chapter so I usually end up a bit behind on CS until about level 5 and it can be pretty frustrating.

I'm guessing Xin Zhao uses Press the Attack, btw?

askme
askme

Why do I keep seeing support MF so often? I've seriously seen it in like 3-4 matches today and EVERY single time they have fed wildly.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

new player
all these free champions I enjoy playing
no BE to buy them when they rotate out

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
The worst matchups are the heavy disengage ones, Lulu and Janna with a slippery ADC. They are doable though, you just have to pick your fights. One advantage it has over some other melee bot lanes is you don't get totally dicked from one poor engage because of your sustain and the range on Xin's W.

I haven't done it with the new runes but Press the Attack is probably what you want. Be sure to take Legend:Tenacity as well

Skullbone
Skullbone

@viagrandad
sticking your dick in crazy

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Skullbone
Bareback too, balls deep.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Skullbone
not sticking your dick in crazy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Raving_Cute
implying Jinx would let you use a condom anyway
implying Jinx doesn't clamp down and leglock you so you have to empty as deep as possible

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@lostmypassword
started playing when they changed the BE system

I'm sorry for you, bro.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Guys, please answer, shall I get Pulsefire Cait or Project Vayne? Which one looks more dope?
I have Dragonslayer Vayne and Headhunter Cait already and both champs are one of my faviourites.

Right now I am thinking rather about Vayne because those roll and bike animations

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sharpcharm
We usually have Janna banned and rarely see Lulu at our skill level so that's good to know. Still stick with the usual heal/flash? I didn't like heal at first but using that speed boost aggressively has won me over.

Thanks for all the advice btw, I'm trying to get into playing bottom so my friend doesn't have to be chained to some useless tard since he only plays support, but I don't really like any of the Marksmen.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@lostmypassword
If you suck my cock I'll buy you things.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Skullbone
always the right answer. crazy = crazy sex

Emberfire
Emberfire

@ZeroReborn
It for sure builds up until she's satisfied and hopes its enough to overflow her, its the only way she'll be satisfied with a load. If not round two even if you're empty.

@Skullbone
Don't tell me how to live my live!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperGod
SKANK

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Ignoramus
I'd pretend to be insistent on using a condom. Just to hear her beg.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
deal

iluvmen
iluvmen

@iluvmen
Kayn x Rhaast
Man of Culture

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lord_Tryzalot
Yeah, you want heal to match theirs.

Also, it is ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL that you do not miss the stab part of Xin's E - for ADC's that dash away, you have to hit this on them so they're slowed enough for Dazzle to hit, allowing you to catch up and smash that asshole. Even for ones that don't dash away, it's very important that you land the stab for the slow. The hitbox is very thin so be careful.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@w8t4u
lol gross you fucking degenerate. i was kidding. you should be ashamed.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Urgot in every odd game now

huh?

I thought he was shit

idontknow
idontknow

@Emberfire
Does she seal you off as soon as you're inside her or only when you're about to cum?
Is she able to stay tightly clamped on you while she releases the seal?

I don't know if you've had a different experience but I lewdpost all the time and have never gotten banned so..

WebTool
WebTool

@Garbage Can Lid
They made him IMMENSELY more user friendly so now he doesn't have to predict or set up for his skills to hit, they just do.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BlogWobbles
supposedly theyre all different dimensions and stuff but yeah

Pulsefire is ultra high tech future
Program is the era right before and during PROJECT and PROJECT is just cyberpunk

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@AwesomeTucker
pretty decent...
this is what i've been up to the past couple of days

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sir_Gallonhead
Jinx begging
she'd just tie you down and take it off

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw no Irelia gf

What is the purpose of life again lads?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Garbage Can Lid
He was mediocore and ugly pre rework that's why nobody played him (he wasn't weak tho).
After rework he was less ugly but kinda ok.
Now he got buffed hard, his S H O T G U N K N E E S have 3 sec recharge in lategame, combined with all the things he can do (also PtA rune) and his amazing ultimate and now almost undodgable Qs and you got the UrGOD

5mileys
5mileys

@JunkTop
he doesn't know the pleasure of sucking cock

massdebater
massdebater

@Emberfire
bard botlane
not toplane
lel

Inmate
Inmate

@Nude_Bikergirl
Her begging me to go bareback would be hotter desu.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@WebTool
great

now if only they could do the same with Taliyah W

RavySnake
RavySnake

@happy_sad
god I'd hate fuck her so hard for all the shit in top lane she's put me through

TechHater
TechHater

Your 3 highest mastery champions are now a team of adventurers in Runeterra. How did they met? What is their goal? What are interactions between them?

Soraka and Taric trying to help Amumu get rid of his curse thanks to their divine powers.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Inmate
Even if she was, it would just be an act. She's getting that bare dick one way or anoher

likme
likme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ucNmbm65w4

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@happy_sad
posting some 3d whore instead of the actual perfection

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SomethingNew
RAISE THEM UP ON CHAINS, ZAUN WILL GET MY MESSAGE almost every game *grinds your frontline into paste*

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
use promocode bricky for 10% off lootcrate

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
fun fact - casting ult on someone can use comet as a tiny execute in case youre too far away

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

play like shit all game
win because mid is a diamond player

this feels worse than losing

StonedTime
StonedTime

@idontknow
She has to stay clamped to keep you sealed off she is using her muscles after all, but she could probably play around with tightening mid release just to tease and see the pain it would give.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is there any champions who actually benefited from the new masteries beside the toptier champions who were always good?

I've just been thinking I haven't seen any champion who's got interesting new playstyles or strengths since the changes except klepto ezreal. All the mediocre champions of the game get nothing from the changes or outright got worse. Worst new season yet?

girlDog
girlDog

I havne't enjoyed a single second of this game since the update.

Inmate
Inmate

@girlDog
Sucks to be you, I'm having a lot of fun hexflashing on retards.

Methshot
Methshot

lulu top
nunu support
nasus otp
borderless ahri, probably didnt get rewards for being a salty fuck
bets?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nojokur
Kindred is actually solid again now.

Hecarim with Predator is fucking hilarious.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Who i league of girls have inverted nipples?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@iluvmen
tumblr
Draven x Darius
gay incest huh...

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StonedTime
maybe she only loosens just enough to let it start to painfully push through
Does she do anything while it's building up or just keep everything tightly squeezed?

I can't speak for your experience but I've never gotten any ban or warning for lewd text and I'm sure I've pissed people off enough to report my posts

farquit
farquit

Does Jinx have a single good matchup that would justify picking her?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Deadlyinx
mana shell
builds from tears and some other shit, probable catalyst or steraks along with a combine cost
provides mana health 40 movespeed and 20% CDR :^)
unique passive: increased mana regen in the river
unique passive: 3 charges charges of mana shell which does the following
50% of the damage you would have taken is removed from your mana bar instead
50% of the mana used in the mitigated is refunded when combat ends
passive charges refresh every 30 seconds
straight up does not work on manaless champions.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@farquit
No.

5mileys
5mileys

@Garbage Can Lid
Project Vayne
badass bike with good animations
cool tumble
cool condemn
ult puts an overlay on your screen that looks like her visor

Pulsefire Caitlyn:
lame bike
Boom, cranial blast XD
ugly gun

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@farquit
the matchup on my dick

hairygrape
hairygrape

STOP POSTING JINX I ALREADY FAPPED

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why is Xayah considered high tier with zero mobility?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller
help me understand this fetish

Nojokur
Nojokur

@hairygrape
fap more

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
Superior gap

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@New_Cliche
Strong in lane plus perhaps the best ADC ult.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Garbage Can Lid
@5mileys
playing Vayne

Cmon, have some dignity. At least Caitlyn is not useless before 20 mins.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@farquit
Well if you have a good team that CAN help you snowball she can beat almost any match up. Tho Ezreal can still kite and pick her off, she can't really chase him or run from him. Twitch Can also fuck her up because his ability to ambush. Draven can still beat her even if she get ahead if the draven is good. Tristana out ranges her and and can burst her down.
If she is not up against any of the mentioned ADCs she does have a fair chance.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spazyfool
There are barely good Irelia Arts

I aint givin no shit posting 3d if its like that

Soft_member
Soft_member

@hairygrape
not fapping as many times as Jinx would make you cum inside her

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys
Not to mention Pulsefire Caitlyn is literally Pay2Lose.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Harmless_Venom
There are barely good Irelia Arts
Sad but true. I dont consider it a valid excuse for posting 3DPD though

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TechHater
amumu just wanted to feel anyone's embrace, even the thorns' embrace.

@Nojokur
well most of the keystones apart from the inspiration tree ones are either do more damage/healing or move faster, so i don't know what you mean by "new playstyles or strengths". some champs benefit greatly from moving faster. i unironically think unsealed spellbook (lets you switch summoners) can be good for supports who want to switch from ignite to exhaust (or even tp in an emergency). the cheeses from the inspiration tree like hextech flash or free stopwatch/boots are situationally useful.

@girlDog
i'm pretty happy with this new preseason so far because the runes (read: masteries) are more impactful than they've ever been, but obviously lots of things could use balancing.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@King_Martha
Tightly squeezed with a decent amount of scratching, biting, kissing, and dirty talking.

@farquit
ezreal used to be an auto win lane...

@hairygrape
Lucky you this is my last one for now I think

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nojokur
I want to be that robot.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nojokur
leg locking

that's my fetish

FastChef
FastChef

lose game because my team thinks late game tanks are a good idea against a team early game champs when new runes exist

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Ignoramus
its lewd, you can bully (sexualy) for having inverted nipples, 2 more holes

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@JunkTop
You're way too stubborn friend

King_Martha
King_Martha

@farquit
That's because the current tear is really shitty (no mana regen, only mana refund which is useless if you actually run out of mana) and the items that you build out of tear are also not that great. If you're building tear it means you're using gold to stack an item that's not going to build into something good.

Mages got lost chapter which basically trivializes mana problems and it builds into one of the best AP items in the entire game but if you're a tank or an AD caster there's only tear, which is terrible when you compare morellos to the tear upgrades

@Nojokur
I would love an item that gives armor + health + the mana from tear, or one for MR. I wouldn't mind if they're purely defensive too, as in no damage buffs like the aura from abyssal mask.

askme
askme

@happy_sad
extra T H I C C

FastChef
FastChef

@Nojokur
Jinx leglocks you and clamps down on you with her pussy until you build up a giant load over hours or maybe a day or two that she sucks out of you like a vacuum
pretty hot

that filename
make up your mind yo

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

cant ban out all the retarded cancer
retard team that cant into patch notes keeps wasting bans on shit that isnt relevant anymore

MPmaster
MPmaster

@FastChef
But user, wouldn't that get her pregnant?

girlDog
girlDog

someone PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ save me :(

takes2long
takes2long

cant play any mode except normal blind before level 30 without getting matched up against full stacks
this game is shit

idontknow
idontknow

@Ignoramus
I'm not going to taint my waifu with 3D imperfection

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BinaryMan
As ezreal main, jinx is second most annoying adc to play against right after vayne/kalista. Huge rocket range from behind creeps makes it impossible to trade with her and in mid/late she just runs fast af and crits for half of my health

Playboyize
Playboyize

Do you start with Machete on Cat jungle now? I played her few times and honestly her first clear is so bad now i was on edge of dying

SniperGod
SniperGod

@New_Cliche
Has best ADC ult ever, Zhonyas+you can move+feathers
Her passive is Twitch's ult
Has AS steroid
Has also immense damage and good CC when pulling feathers back
Now compare her with someone like Ashe who only can autoattack in short range and spam some arrows

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@MPmaster
She might or might not be on a contraceptive but its a sexual fantasy so I don't have to care about that unless I want to

viagrandad
viagrandad

Summoner spells and active items are regarded as game changing abilities so they're put on an insanely long cooldown.
This has been a fact for 7 years.

But what if we made a champion that just gets these really powerful abilities for free all the time?!!? xP

CT needs to be killed.

Getting a Redemption for free at level 1 because of RNG is the worst thing ever to be created.
Zoe is the sole representation that League is dying.

Inmate
Inmate

xth for my wife Syndra

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
rocket range
forgot about that. That can be annoying yes.
fast af
Only if you let her get the passive trigger tho. Her presence in teamfight relies heavily on getting passive triggers.

Methshot
Methshot

@Methshot
losing this ahrd to lulu top

Emberfire
Emberfire

Project Vayne - gorgeous 10/10 legs and amazing thigh gap
Project Jhin - THICC thighs and a nice thin but curvy waist (for a guy)
Project Vi - sexy jawline and good tits (that are unfortunately covered by her armor)

Agree y/n?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@askme
Vayne is not thicc, vayne is firm, toned, slender, and tight.
and the cyborg pussy is extra-tight

WebTool
WebTool

@Raving_Cute
I dunno Jinx strikes me as the type to not use any contraception. She'd probably get off on the thrill of it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@viagrandad
You know Redemtion heal 30 HP on lvl 1 without any heal items?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
if you're going for max ap tear is nice, since at maximum the item gives you 110 ap just from it's own mana

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

There's way way too much Jinxposting and not enough Luxposting. Let's fix that.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TalkBomber
This, Vi is the THICC one.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Are Xayah and Rakan going to be the new champions that never get skins since they would need to always make a pair of them?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Sir_Gallonhead
if there is lewd text about lux I will gladly participate

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sir_Gallonhead
I disagree, there's not nearly enough Jinxposting.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

wow I got one champion shard at reaching level 35

how the fuck am I gonna get urf warwick at this rate...

whereismyname
whereismyname

Have you made your mother proud, lolg?
And yourself?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

new preseason
already go in with expectation that people are gonna be trying new shit so just try to have fun
instead im getting shit like "hurr imma sona jungle pls give hard leash" when the enemy team has picked a solid team comp

I just want to play the game where at least the team comp is decent and theres not some fucking special snowflake who has to do something retarded cause he saw it on a twitch stream

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Garbage Can Lid
You know it also does a giant AoE of true damage that his both minions and champions while healing you?
Thinking that 30 heal for no cost on level 1 is small
Hello bronze

takes2long
takes2long

@BunnyJinx
You dont, they shut down BE shop soon

hairygrape
hairygrape

@WebTool
She would certainly go bareback and want to be cummed in every time

Flameblow
Flameblow

mid laners keep going 0/x/x
reeee that's the adc's job stop it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
@takes2long
its not even a good skin and only people who owned it before the BE shop get all the extra shiny stuff. Its literal fucking goyim bait because you can get a hefty fucking roster with that amount of blue essence

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Reminder that Phreak confirmed pta, triumph, alacrity, and coup de grace is the only viable precision build

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Firespawn
people calling stuff that isn't thicc thicc bothers me. I personally prefer slender, toned bodies

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Crazy_Nice
Trusting Phreak "NO MANA/No armour runes against Draven lane" Turley's opinions.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname
have you?

farquit
farquit

@BlogWobbles
absolutely patrician user

takes2long
takes2long

how the fuck you play this thing?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
urfww is a shit skin.just the recall is nice.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
she sacrifices all mobility to have a perma Twitch ult for a passive. also her E damage is fucking retarded and R is arguably the best peel tool of any Marksman due to its actual ability to disjoint incoming targeted shit

Supergrass
Supergrass

@girlDog
ey we won phew

honestly what a fun time it is to butcher duo botlaners with blitz/draven

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
hurrf

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Raving_Cute
except phreak backs up all of his suggestions and thoughts with hard math from excel sheets which is 10X more effort any other """"pro"""" puts in and thus when he says " X is better than Y" then you fucking know for a fact that X is better than Y because the maths right fucking there.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Dreamworx
cass is pretty good bot with klepto is free duckets

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone
tfw fell for the Urfwick meme

do you think Player Support will refund me?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@LuckyDusty
Phreak is 100% theory muh maffs!
Practice =/= theory and Phreak doesn't understand that statistics don't like but they don't tell the truth either.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

See y'all, heading to the gym for leg day. I just want to make Braum proud.

farquit
farquit

mfw Tahm Kench W + Kalista Ult works
mfw Righteous Glory into a fight, go straight for their ADC, W then get called back by Kalista to spit their ADC right into your team.

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperGod
Actually theory > practice, since you can precalculate every possible outcome beforehand.
If your practice is different and your theory fails than you have a shitty theory

WebTool
WebTool

@hairygrape
Nah she'd definitely use a condom that she sabotaged beforehand.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spazyfool
Ayy I just got back from leg day at the gym. We're gonna make it friend!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@whereismyname
I wish I would just die.
But I don't want to have to do it myself.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Is Yorick finally a viable pick now?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@WebTool
Jinx not having you feel her raw so she can get the biggest load possible

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Playboyize
viable enough that the are going to nerf him

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BinaryMan
With Jinx I'd be at max-load no matter what.

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
Yeah, what the hell. Bow to your queen of leglocks.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Playboyize
he is as long as you play him top because anyone else in top will cost you the match by feeding a lulu and vayne

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stark_Naked
She'd be able to get you past maximum with bareback

A sabotaged condom also doesn't get it as deep as bareback with leglocking, it gets in the way of shooting as far as possible

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Dark Lux will never leglock me inside her after a day of constant teasing but still not let me cum for another hour or two

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fuzzy_Logic
the reason is always butts

Emberfire
Emberfire

@kizzmybutt
Yeah, I tried him jungle right after he got reworked, and it didn't go well.

farquit
farquit

@iluvmen
Kayn Eve should be in forced tier

w8t4u
w8t4u

This is your adc and support tonight.

idontknow
idontknow

@Emberfire
it goes perfectly fine if your teammates dont fuck everything up for you
like, listen the amount of pressure you can give is exclusively based on the following question
is your laner feeding in any way

if the answer is yes, you lose. if the answer is no then you stomp hard

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@takes2long

when will it close?

takes2long
takes2long

@w8t4u
disgusting

idontknow
idontknow

did the god fist and bird pair skins already go on early sale this month or is it happening later?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Zoe is peak tumblr design.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@idontknow
If my team's feeding, I just go and build zzrot and harrass their base. I don't know how well this would work as jungle, but it gets atleast 2 or 3 of them trying to get you to fuck off from the towers and your team can do other objectives or pick off a kill.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@idontknow
dark lux will never keep teasing me even after I already cum once

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Dreamworx
Hammer toes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Alright /b/ros, haven't played in a while (gotten banned multiple times after reaching DIamond because muh toxic flaming)

Contemplating returing to the game, how much easier is it to level a fresh account?
What's the quickest way outside of shilling out cash for boosts?

Reworking runes / masteries seems actually interesting enough a change to make me level back from 1 to 30.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Which champions have more fanart on their skins than their original look?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Lord_Tryzalot
thats not how it works user
not right now at least

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
You're cumming at least 4 times before she unlocks those legs

Methshot
Methshot

@Dreamworx
Zoe is peak tumblr design.
I thought this exact same thing when Kayn was released. Figured there was no way they could top a character who graduated at the top of his class a the sonic academy, and then zoe comes out.
Im honestly curious as to what garbage oc they can come up with next.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@GoogleCat
Enjoy not having champions for the longest time because of how the blue essence system.

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
Riven

WebTool
WebTool

20k away from urf warwick

am I gonna make it?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@New_Cliche
I wonder

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Taliyah isn't A Tier (or above) for the first time after her release
Instantly gets PBE buffs, in a patch where noone else gets buffs (other than what has already been hotfixed to live), even though tons of champions have dipped in winrate

How embarassing

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@WebTool
Don't, it's not worth it.

Tundra and Marauder are his best skins desu.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
Wanting to show off how much of a NEET you are
Go for it

TechHater
TechHater

@lostmypassword

I just wanna spam the recall on aram and other games

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Dreamworx
It's worked every time so far for me. Granted, it's against a random bunch of golds to diamond 5s. I actively avoid teamfighting as much as I possibly can so I push demolish their base.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@WebTool
not unless you buy a bunch of boxes

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
all right we are not doing this this early in the morning.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

My name is Xayah and I hate all you ugly nerds. I'm a strong independent carry that went to college to learn how to rebel against the government. My favorite people in the world are me, myself, and Stalin. If you see me don't you fucking dare approach me or I will have you arrested for rape. now excuse me there is a hot retarded man whose dick I need inside me

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BinaryMan
.

idontknow
idontknow

What in the world are the best runes to use on Ribbon? Press the Attack?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spamalot
can't be real but I'm hopeful

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methshot
People said the same thing about gnar and bard

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
no user
its exclusively the feeding that will stop you from winning

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PackManBrainlure
I literally made it myself in practice tool. It's real.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@lostmypassword
why don't you buy champion for rp then?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@idontknow
maybe you can make pta work but idk ribbon doesn't have a true keystone anymore

5mileys
5mileys

@Stark_Naked
Doing what? Pointing out Riot's blatant favoritism?

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Losing to Talisman Warwick

iluvmen
iluvmen

@PackManBrainlure
It's legit

Soft_member
Soft_member

Anyone on EUW leveling a smurf?
Currently level 9, looking to team up for juicy xp boosts.

takes2long
takes2long

@iluvmen
unironically using item sets

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Methshot
see this user
this is why you dont win as jungle yorick right now

Evilember
Evilember

Why do I get put with diamonds ever fucking game I'm only plat 2.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Do Halloween skins go on sale during Riot's 2-week Christmas legacy sale? I forget.

Asking because I was going to be Deathsworn Viktor, but it looks like I'll be saving the rest of my monthly game luxury spending money on the limited edited border Project Jhin instead.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evilember
Diamond 5 aren'treally diamonds, and if you aren't good enough to play with diamond 5s then you're dogshit.

Learn to play support properly you cuckold and stop losing the most important lane in the netire game.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
Why are cute girls always retarded sluts

captcha: Hair Baldner
wtf man

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evilember
It's called MMR

The system's saying "You want their rank? Then kick their ass"

Every rank system should work like this

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StonedTime
Her new lore has retconned her being undead, thus making her far less interesting.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
But they're convenient

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
Diamond 5s are Plat 2s who got lucky promos.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Poker_Star
It doesn't matter you should win because you're playing a 5v4.

Hell I'd call it a 5v3 since the WW is so obviously retarded he counts as -1.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@whereismyname
yeah

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Harmless_Venom
I didn't lose Just wanna know why rito makes me play with diamonds even thou I'm not diamond.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

finnaly get my way to mid diamond
people here still manage to solo die 5 times before 10 min
xayah use her e before ulting
lulu didn't buy sighstone

WHERE ELO HELL FINNALY ENDS?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
Diamond 5 is shitter tier. They aren't anything better than plat, user.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Poker_Star
Holy shit I thought I'd never get to use this image.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@ZeroReborn
try again

Techpill
Techpill

there are people in your friends list who are already level 36-38

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Ignoramus
Because the rank that you currently hold is not necessarily representative of your actual MMR.

So the rating / elo / mmr you are assigned by the system is in reality higher than what you have managed to reach playing games and winning, thus the game puts you against opponents that are rated the same as you, even though they might have a higher rank.

If you lose games against those opponents, then your rating will adjust back to actual plat 2
MMR, if you win then you will keep getting DIamond 5 opponents and higher.

This means you're well on your way to reach DIamond 5 and the system is aware that you should technically belong in the bracket that you are facing, giving you more LP on wins and losing you less LP on losses.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@iluvmen
Each of those times better than the last.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Techpill
Are you not lvl 36 atleast?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller
im glad you had the chance

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

is xayah bot lane?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Techpill

he isn't at least level 36 by now

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
Mid.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How do I get S on Sasuke?
What should I build?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@RumChicken
@Deadlyinx
Eh, 35...

Supergrass
Supergrass

@ZeroReborn
mid is too hard for me though and xayah is my new waifu
what do?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Rhaast is disgusting holy shit. I wonder what Aatrox is gonna be like if this is Riot's idea of a true darkin :)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I sure am the toxic one on the team for telling someone to stop split pushing at 30 minutes after they died 4 fucking times 1v1 trying to push that lane

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles
you cum again and again, each time being longer and more pleasurable
you end up passing out still locked inside her as she extracts several more from your unconscious body
you wake up and she hasn't stopped

StonedTime
StonedTime

Are Xayah and Rakan's capes actually their wings or is their only real bird trait their feet?

JunkTop
JunkTop

autism

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StonedTime
feet and eyes
wtf are theire ears

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Post an item
Tell me why its the best item

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
brutalizer
1337 gold xD

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BlogWobbles
Locket
Wins games

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Raving_Cute
good item

Skullbone
Skullbone

support champs ruin rotating game modes, I can't stand these faggot champions

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BlogWobbles
stopwatch, free/600 gold, good active, you can sell it if you used it or build some handy items out of it with reduced cost

Methshot
Methshot

@JunkTop
you called my name?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@BlogWobbles
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BlogWobbles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY
this sums up all of preseason right now

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone
need to ban Shaco,Teemo and Maokai
Sona,Soraka,Janna or Nami makes it through

why doesnt Riot just nerf all non-relic healing by like 30%

@Nude_Bikergirl
Yes user

we've all heard the song. I think thats the whole joke the other user was trying to make

StonedTime
StonedTime

@haveahappyday
"l-l-l-lux, this feels great and all but I gotta go work, can we keep going later?"

MPmaster
MPmaster

@MPmaster
Disgustingly mediocore you mean?
With the introduction of new runes and removal of Fervor of Battle he lost like 30% of his overall damage and because his lifesteal is linked directly with his damage output his sustain got also gutted by 30%.
He lost almost one fucking 3rd of his damage, you understand how shit it is now?

5mileys
5mileys

All this talk of leg locking and cumming inside

w8t4u
w8t4u

Lux's W ability is shit. How do you improve it, /lolg/? Or do you scrap it for something else?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I played Janna and won and now some guy from the enemy team won't stop sending me friend requests from accounts such as "KillJannaPlayers." I wish he'd stop because it's a little hot.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@AwesomeTucker
Base Kayn
you are bad for 1v1, focus on farming
you can steal camps easy with your sick mobility and clear
don't gank unless enemy overextended hard and you ally has a cc
ult have big cd early use it wise
Darkin
90% games you gonna be darkin
Warrior/BC/ and maybe Death Dance if you are feed then bulid tank
Flank enemy team with e, q in and try knock up as many enemies you can
ult their tank for full health hp
beware cc, you are not tanky as maokai and if you don't get heal ult you can still die pretty easy
Blue Kayn
pick if you want make enemy adc ragequit
use e to pick up them while they alone farming on botlane
if late game come and they have strong frontline champions you will be rather useless
same as peel supports
zhonya fuck you hard to
but if you are feed and they all are squishy you can kill them all in less than 1s if they are in range your q and w
try playing due with zilean or taric

i play like 20 games of him but im diamond 4 superrior player so you can trust in this guide

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Methshot
Kayn
tumblr design

The fuck.

5mileys
5mileys

How about a champion that starts off fully armored up and tanky but slowly loses their armor as they take damage through the match but become stronger and faster

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Techpill
im aware. the point is anything preseason right now is stressful as all fuck

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Methshot
Kayn is best character made by rito since kench back the fuck off

askme
askme

@5mileys
So, Olaf?

Playboyize
Playboyize

be diamond (5) support main
adc asks if I can play Morgana
never played her in my life
"how hard can she be?"
literally don't hit a single Q all game

I swear, I can tget he most retarded stuns with Brand and Blitz hooks, but Morgana bind is some kind of bullshit and not really hitable without setup.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BlogWobbles
all sunfires all AOE garen rammus amumu morgana fiddlesticks comps are gone

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BlogWobbles
Sterak x Trinity is so god damn fun.

Evilember
Evilember

@w8t4u
scrap it completely for a bubble shield ability that gives overtime shielding to the people standing in it.
@cum2soon
stressful

dude
a bunch of broken shit just got added to the game and everyone is having fun cheesing each other out. why are you being such a faggot? Just make silly rune pages and have fun you inept shitstain.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Is Sona getting nerfed or did that happen already?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
y-yes

Supergrass
Supergrass

Would Xayah have more porn if she wasn't attached to the fuckboy?

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
like reverse tiny from dota?
idea sounds fun but this game is bulid this way tanks are squishy early and get more and more durable as the game goes, tanky champion in early would be inbalanced

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
that sounds too interesting. Here, have a champion with mobility, a few AoE spells and one CC instead.

massdebater
massdebater

@Firespawn
she got hotfixed on live but most likely not enough

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
that icon
Truly a goddess

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fried_Sushi
Did you watch the worlds finals? It never ends.

Methshot
Methshot

@King_Martha
Mages just only need other mana items and flat pen items.

SniperGod
SniperGod

that hotfixed nunu buff

FastChef
FastChef

it's jayce free week
I've waited for this moment.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Losing hard, getting stomped in a 4 v 5
Say we should surrender and not waste time since it's just a normal game
Some elise named "something something Uzamaki" starts scream how he never gives up and never loses
Tell him that anime isn't real and to stop watching Chinese cartoons.
afk's in fountain and starts writing a whole essay on how it's Japanese animation for 40 yearolds

I swear to God, euw is worse than eune and oce.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@FastChef
To play jayce or to shit on freeweek shitters who are playing jayce

Emberburn
Emberburn

try kled
do only 10% of an enemies hp in one combo

nani?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@hairygrape
Both.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Faker building 3 mana items on Ryze

Is.. Is this how you're supposed to play ryze?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn
be rearded
lose game

b-bakana

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberburn
try kled
absolutely decimate everything i touch

nani?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater
Bets on it's the other Morello's from BMB but slightly modified. I just hope that the new Lost Chapters items aren't the only things that's new for the Mage itemization rework and that there's other new items that they're adding.

Snarelure
Snarelure

blind pick Renek
Galcial Augment Gnar cheese
Damn. Well at least my jungler got a bunch of free ganks from him, but it still sucked ass for me whenever I didn't have a bush to hide in

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nojokur
can't spell
browses an image board

wah?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
thanks

I noticed in my games is that its really fucking hard to compete with other junglers on base kayn, and this puts me very behind especially now when everythign is about one-shotting. Its more or less impossible to come back if I'm behind.
Darkin is mediocre, when I reach the form its almost every time I'm behind with a bc only and not tanky enough, and most times I will die, when I engage.
The assassin Kayn is kinda bad imo because when I reach it the enemy is always teaming up and its impossible to come out clean without at least trading a kill, and honestly other assassins would do the same job a lot better.

In all forms I think I don't have enough impact to the game after midgame, unless really damn fed. Also its very team dependant which is not a good sign for soloQ or even jungle now. My main problem with him is always the teamfights, because I don't know what should I do.

likme
likme

@Ignoramus
The man made GLP rush Ahri work and popularized it for a moment. So, yes.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
His second Q proc actually does a surprisingly large portion of his damage, at least in early game. Started having more fun with him once I made sure I got it off in trades.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Illusionz
sorry i don't play mages

takes2long
takes2long

why haven't i got my gold rewards yet? i haven't got any suspension this year that i know of, i'm even honor 5

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberburn
Be Kled
Destroy everyone while being deceptively hard to kill
see a Kled
They destroy everyone while being deceptively hard to kill

It doesn't surprise me anymore. He justs gets to some point in the game where he just murders people 1v3, gets back on Skaarl, and fucks off.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nidalee VGU when?!
She literally has no identity anymore and does nothing.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

doing my part
are you, user?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Post some /lolg/ memes, I'm bored

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why did I just get one champion shard after 35 when I got 3 champion shard when reaching all the other levels

you are supposed to be rewarded lvl up not getting fucking slapped in your facxe

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

should i main toplane or adc next season?
i want to be a meta slut and abuse op picks

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Gigastrength
I want to draw a detailed Sonia

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
yes you have no chance in 1v1 vs strong early jungler but their counterjungle shouldn't be a problem with your fast clear and mobility to escape
both forms suck when you are behind but as darkin you bring utility for team and more survi, never go blue if you are behind
when I reach it the enemy is always teaming up
like i said if you are feed enough you can even kill few champions at once with your aoe q and w, this sick aoe dmg is what make Kayn stronger late game assasin than zed or talon for example
also while playing red darkin is just "press r on enemy tank" as blue kayn you need to have great timing to use ult, it's take a lot of experience master it

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

A DEMACIAN A NOXIAN AND A FRELJORDIAN WALK INTO A TAVERN

THE BARKEEP ASKS, WHAT WILL IT BE?

THE DEMACIAN SAYS, I'LL HAVE A WINE... NO, WAIT, AN ALE! YEAH.

AND THE NOXIAN SAYS I'LL HAVE A WINE... YEAH... HE WANTS A WINE...

AND THE FRELJOOORDIAN SAYS, I'LL DRINK ANYTHING SO LONG AS... FUCK

Emberfire
Emberfire

how does this guy have his skin and I don't have mine?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SomethingNew
PLEASE DO!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@girlDog
HE ULTED A CLONE
Shit, Shaco's reaction always gets me.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I dont laugh a lot, but when I sincerely do I start crying like a helpless baby, why is that?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@girlDog
i don't blame this shen, almost nobody play shit champion like shaco so how he could know

farquit
farquit

@ZeroReborn
Will probably give it a shot this week, once I'm done with depression.

askme
askme

@Emberfire
check again

Evilember
Evilember

@SomethingNew
Do it, if you do it good and we can meme it enough on reddit or something maybe they will even make a skin like this on 1st april

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
@girlDog
I thought Shaco's clone was supposed to be green for allies
Or was this after the patch in question in the image

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
not ulting by clicking the health icon

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
you're emotional repressed

Evilember
Evilember

what do I take on azir?
I like lethal tempo but is it just a meme?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@askme
wow you're right
I never got a notification or anything, that was anticlimactic

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evilember
Thunderlord

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm confused. I've read over Evelynn's abilities a few times now and I can't figure out what exactly empowers her E. They don't make it clear. I just know that I "tend" to get empowered E's by attacking an enemy champ first, but I don't know if the deciding factor is tagging them with an auto, a Q, the W curse, or ambushing them out of stealth. I don't get it. Please help me.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Haven't played in some months, how is Gangplank top right now?
What about Nunu jungle?
And Vlad mid?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@farquit
Not at all.

This is the Jinx experience in a nutshell:

start doran shield because you're Jinx and lose lane to everybody
farm up for about 20 minutes
manage to get 2 items, your DPS is now decent
but their frontline is fed and their AD can actually do shit without being babied so you lose
you keep farming up
you now have 4 items
you're now strong as fuck and ready to penta
Kayn comes out of a wall and kills you with one button and you lose the game because you have no mobility and can't deal with being dived or assassinated

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

time to play aram to show off my gold border

Supergrass
Supergrass

WHERE
IS
MY
FUCKING
SHITTY
ORANGE
WORTHLESS
HONOR WARD
VICTORIOUS A SHIT
A SHIT

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i got over 6300 blues

what's a good mid champion for someone who never played mid before

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Deadlyinx
~Mystery champion~

takes2long
takes2long

@Deadlyinx
Oriana. helps teach you spatial awareness even more and has a very intuitive design and abilities, and the 0 inch waist is a plus

massdebater
massdebater

@whereismyname
i swear to god if i pressed that button i'm gonna get vollibear or some shit come on don't trust me with rng shit

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RumChicken
gp top is okay if you dont fall for the klepto meme
nunu is shit
no idea about vlad, I always see them top instead of mid these days

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Deadlyinx
Star Dragon, fun as fuck and uniqe never boring playstyle

likme
likme

Is there anything I absolutely shouldn't pick zed into?

He's so fun I just wanna play him all the time!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Deadlyinx
Comes with the fact that Riot will never make her trash.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@JunkTop
Every game without fail. God help if your support isn't on the same page as you or vice versa.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@likme
You shouldnt pick zed into ranked

whereismyname
whereismyname

yoooo

you don't get IP/essence from playing matches anymore? this is some bullshit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

So which runes are noob traps? Ultimate hat seems bad except for a few niche champions

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
high mobility and safe range wave clear make him good into ever matchup

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

try ascension
they dont ban Teemo
hotline miami 2 soundtrack comes on shuffle while im playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak
THIS CHAMP IS RETARDED IN THIS GAME MODE HAHA

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@massdebater
ok thanks
so the rune should be always electrocute, or predator (when it becames available)?

likme
likme

@lostmypassword
Cheap shot seems to be the worst.
Does absolutely fuck all.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
Is there anything I absolutely shouldn't pick zed into?
Hello. At least you won't deal with her most of the time in mid anymore.

FastChef
FastChef

Having to sell champ shards at 20% of their original value as your only way to gain blue essence feels pretty fucking bad

viagrandad
viagrandad

tilting filthy kat mains with malz
this is fun lads desu

Methshot
Methshot

@PackManBrainlure
I was playing urgot and got Adaptive Helm after cleaver. Didn't even realize Teemo was in enemy team after that. Mushrooms felt more like a refreshing snack.

farquit
farquit

Is Kled any good? How do you generally play him?

Is @Emberburn
telling truth or is he just memeing?

takes2long
takes2long

Why Shen is allowed to hit like a fcking truck while beeing Supportive tank? Early lane is fcking imposible vs this nigger, why he deal more damage than bruisers?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
i play most with electrocute, play few times with phase rush but didn't notice much inpact
aftershock sound really good for Rhaast but it's leaves you without keystone til 11-16 min
jankos play with press the attack on Rhaast, sound good since you get more dmg and heal on ult
@takes2long
Shen is easy to counterpick

likme
likme

@viagrandad
there is literally NOTHING wrong with maining kat

hairygrape
hairygrape

I want Sneaky to sit on my face!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BlogWobbles
do you mean aurelion sol
he seems kind of intimidating to play
what's an actual god doing fighting little rat and elf people anyway

Skullbone
Skullbone

you can't win with trolls in your te-

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Skullbone
soraka was more useless
Also
Velkoz
Holy shit I forgot he existed

farquit
farquit

@Sharpcharm
bump, pls

5mileys
5mileys

@Playboyize
he isn't a god, he's a space dragon

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Sharpcharm
Dont play her, she is garbage THOT. Rito ruined whole idea about sneaky assassin

Flameblow
Flameblow

play adc for the first time in a while
making flash plays, heal saves, and overall better adc gameplay that i have ever done
11/2/3, 300 farm at 30 too
still lose

This made me feel a bit more salty than usual. Is this how adbabs feel all the time?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

sometimes I have honor displayed during the loading screen, sometimes not. what gives?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

nothing like a heaping helping of demacia to make me feel better

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberfire
implying

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fuzzy_Logic
t silver surfer

girlDog
girlDog

Just rolled for a mystery champ and got Tahm Kench. Is that good?

Inmate
Inmate

Guys, I just realized that Faker was /ourguy/ all along. Just look at him and who he is:
Memes often, like eating broccoli or rolling like Vayne
Doesn't care about anything from the real life
Is actually tryharding, he carried his team of lowbobs 3 fucking times, and almost 4th
Always plays 1v9
Never buys and even uses skins (to promote them) because fuck riot, they pay him money instead, I bet he didn't even invest a single buck into lol
Mad respect to him

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PackManBrainlure
Akali shits on him pretty bad but then she doesn't go mid anymore ever since they gutted her last yeat. Fizz is the biggest counter tho.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Inmate
t. Faker

No one cares, you're irrelevant now. Hail the age of Crown and SSG

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
cheap shot is a niche rune

for example you pick it on teemo and get bonus true damage every time you hit your Q and auto

same for mundo and his cleaver, it's not strong late game but in lane it's not bad

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperGod
Dicc

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

See Fox slut 100hp after she got kill
Go for her
She is 100% HP now because of Gunblade+passive
O.K

WebTool
WebTool

Has anybody been noticing lower FPS since the patch? My PC isn't that great but I'm like at a constant 40fps late game. I saw a few posts on the league forums about it but I don't know

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RumChicken
Vlad mid

it's gucci

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
Her highest winrate is in silver tho.

askme
askme

@WebTool
pc stats?

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
I guess I'll try phase rush, then PTA it sounds good.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Yaoi is the futa of female fetishes.

Prove me wrong.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@New_Cliche
The whole image is a hnggh and a half.

@CodeBuns
Hnngh, thank you for that img. And I had a good leggerday, my thighs are bigger than my lifts though..
Just might have to play Poppy a bit, just because of that pic.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@ZeroReborn
it shows if you got honored in your last game

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Inmate
never even uses skins (to promote them)
Well, he did kinda promote the second batch of SKT skins along with everyone though when they Flex queued up.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@askme

Q6600 CPU
750ti

Mid-High settings

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Booteefool
laptop i purchased in 2011
have to cap my framerate at 60 or it starts overheating at 200fps on mid-high

im so sorry

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sharpcharm
Both are gay but futa is the futa of female fetishes. Plus futa isn't nearly as common among men as yaoi is among women.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Ignoramus
Probably because SKT management forced him and KKoma was moninoring his skin choice with a belt in his hand
He still never picked even his own "SKT" skins afterwards

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@VisualMaster
women liking futa
normie women liking yaoi

out with you

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
Be low health
Have fully stacked Ravenous Hunter and have Passive on
Use Q on a group of minions
Get half health back
Feelsgoodman

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Emberburn

Yeah I know my shit is like 10 years outdated but I swear the FPS has been tanking since 7.22. Maybe it's just me

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Booteefool
Update this trash dude

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

BOY I SURE DO LOVE 4AM MATCHES

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
He played with his Ryze skin during last year's finals

Soft_member
Soft_member

@kizzmybutt
a 750ti should be dominating league

@BunnyJinx
mage players in league of assassins
what did you expect?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Burnblaze

Got no money but soon maybe

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

bug where you can't open your masteries still not fixed

this rollout has been such a fucking trainwreck

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Soft_member
oh but it gets better
i told him to buy a defensive item
he told me litch bane helps defend himself against the damage chart

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SomethingNew
You'd be surprised on both counts.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How do i vayne top?

whereismyname
whereismyname

WW with Predator Boots of Swiftness. Deadman's, Blood Hunt active, Triforce and Righteous Glory
Fuck these runes are fun

girlDog
girlDog

tfw mundo has been my favorite champ since season 1
everyone says he's shit except when he's OP which results in riot nerfing him in no time

sometimes I wonder if I'm wasting my time playing mundo instead of learning a better champ

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BinaryMan
by killing yourself

Evilember
Evilember

@whereismyname
predator is so damn underrated, I love it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@viagrandad
40 fps is still ok. I used to play with 25 normal and 15 on teamfights. Dont know how I managed to stay calm with frozen screens every 2 seconds. Just make sure you update it soon

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
by rushing a frozen mallet and becoming an even more dangerous mini gnar

iluvmen
iluvmen

more losses
mmr in silver 1 while at gold 4 because everyone shitting my matches up

SniperGod
SniperGod

After all these years I finally entered the Yi zone again
Feels good.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SomethingNew
normie men liking futa

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

no yordle assassin champion

what gives?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
that looks nothing like sg lulu
ffs

TechHater
TechHater

is ashe good yet?

askme
askme

@PurpleCharger

Fuck I left my cuckshed unlocked!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

what champs would approach velocity be good on?

I'm thinking chogath and mundo

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
You got a problem with that?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TechHater
she's now even worse

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CouchChiller
girls (male) like futa
it's the appeal of familiar genitals to people who have dic

@RavySnake
what is shemale

w8t4u
w8t4u

@kizzmybutt
Veigar is already the token ironically badass yordle champion.

Also
playing yordles

TechHater
TechHater

@Sharpcharm
its when she uses e out of stealth

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@askme
I hate it how retards like you overuse this stupid word.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PurpleCharger
How did you do it? I can't imagine playing under 60 fps, let alone 30.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
fuck

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
What is that pic

askme
askme

@BinaryMan
Butthurt Bernout detected.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@iluvmen
karthus x kayle
what

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@kizzmybutt
kennen is an assassin

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@King_Martha
literally me. a girl (boy) that loves futa but hates men in hentai

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Eve buffs when?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

if I'm gold in 3v3 but silver in the other queues can I still go around saying I'm a gold player? I mean I got a gold border in meme modes and aram so that has to count for something

Bidwell
Bidwell

@AwesomeTucker
It was extremely annoying for sure, but I kind of got used to it. I only played tanky Junglers so it was kind of forgiving having so much fps lags.
I'm now glad to play with 80-100 fps. I also reached D4 with that shit computer, ridiculous

Emberfire
Emberfire

@LuckyDusty
It's girl(male) user

Girl/boy is a social role/gender
Male/female is a biological constant that medicine can't change for now.

askme
askme

@Need_TLC
I'm slightly less retarded
No. Your answer is unequivocally no.
Jesus I could play twitch jungle and hotstreak my way to gold III

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Need_TLC
been Silver and Gold in solo/duoq for 2 seasons
mfw I've gotten borders from being plat 3 in flexq
mfw I'm introduced as "a plat player"

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Hey is there any porn of Aery yet?

Evilember
Evilember

I finally did it just took 7 times but I did it now just one more...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Ignoramus
She need new rework, or increase renge on E while in stealth

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
Girl/boy is a social role/gender
people actually believe this

Though to be fair, boy at one point was. Considering it meant slave.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@WebTool
I picked up playing LoL again for this preseason and I noticed the same thing. I was in the middle of a lategame teamfight and had 40fps.

After that, I turned off shadows and put effects to low and it's been fine since. This is the first time I ever saw LoL perform so bad and it's so strange, I used to play LoL on my old C2D E8400 + Radeon 4850 on max settings just fine.

girlDog
girlDog

@Bidwell
Damn and here I am struggling to get into gold playing at 144.

Inmate
Inmate

@Playboyize
Fun part is that power-level wise I think Bard's the strongest since he can literally travel time and space.

hairygrape
hairygrape

What waifu is next to get BURCH'D?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fuzzy_Logic
to see someone happy

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@hairygrape
I still can't believe they gave him a job

HOW?!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evilember
I want eve to drink my life

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BlogWobbles
In what department?

viagrandad
viagrandad

I want to spank Riven!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sharpcharm
The gangrape kind with the SG Familiar's knotted cocks, I assume?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@PurpleCharger
That's because everyone was called a 'girl' before, not because all men were slaves.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
i hope Zoe bite the bullet

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Who is Second Wind good on? Can ADCs or ssupports take it?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why is Lux's wave clear so shit, holy crap. Unless I'm above the curve I can't one shot the back wave, what the hell.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@viagrandad
Works against Ekko too so long as you realize once he backs off screen for a second and a half then he's back, he's about to try to full combo you. If he's gone for 5+, he's waiting on jungler or for you to move up. 10+, good chance he roamed.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@AwesomeTucker
i want eve to kill me

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Ignoramus
Never so I can play her

iluvmen
iluvmen

@hairygrape
I cannot believe they made MF so fucking ugly

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@girlDog
Which role do you play? I suggest you to play only Jungle. I used to boost some Bronze people with only Amumu and Gragas til' Plat 5. The great thing with these two champs is that they have
great amount of cc
nice base damage
you can build mixed items like tankish and some magic and still do a ton of damage

Yasuo is also great, BUT only if you CAN play him and know WHEN you can initiate to fight your opponent

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
I'm not a legit hard stuck silver surfer tho

start playing ranked after years if ARAM memeing
can't decide who to main so I keep hopping between champs
lose a bunch
internet fucks up so I have to play with 150 ping
lose even more
watch neace's vids
start getting better
fix my ping
get even better
find champs I like and start winning more
season starts coming close to the end and I quit ranked to avoid the smurfs boosters and trolls because that shit's unfun

I bet I could get to plat in the preseason if I didn't want to try out new champs and builds

WebTool
WebTool

@New_Cliche
Because she are shit. Just watch all ranage minions die because you lack 10 damage

TechHater
TechHater

why is Maokai such a bro to have on your team

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
Females like futa for the same reason men like it, it's the taboo of homosex while still having a straight appeal.

That said futa in general is a pretty fringe fetish either way.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Soft_member
In need that rear on my face

Methshot
Methshot

@TechHater
because he can only fuck up 1 way and that's with his Q

happy_sad
happy_sad

@hairygrape
Poppy and the other yordle girls are inevitable at this point.

Also it's been like a month and a half since we got that shitty MF comic, Riot mentioned that those 4 short comics were actually just "experiments" for community feeback, so who knows if they'll even count as canon later down the line. That and it's likely that they're planning fully-fledged comic series' in the future, rather than shitty 20 page one-offs.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Deadlyinx
explain

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Lethality was a mistake.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@King_Martha
implying normie men like shemales

You've been here for so long you've lost perspective of the outside world user. Most men would puke at the sight of a penis on a woman.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Poker_Star
Support and Top.
I just need to play more honestly, I only started playing Lol near the end of this season.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Methshot
Eh, he could W too early and not have his reliable point 'n click CC for whatever epik plaimaekr assassin from facerolling your AD/Mid down.
Also could ulti like a premature ejaculator and blow his load way too early.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
How was she useless? Not him btw

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Do you like Ahri, lolg?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@w8t4u
writing "/joke" multiple times as poppy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@farquit
He is my off main. Hes seriously good but I remember I lost my first 15 games with him

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
This image is always automatically associated with ahricuck in my head

King_Martha
King_Martha

I think there should be a Warmog's equivalent for Mages. Make it like this:

Gives AP, CDR, Mana, the good stuff that mages want at a competitive price
You rapidly regenerate health while out of battle
However. Based on your level, your health caps at 900 early on to 1500 at max level

yay?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TurtleCat
how could I not?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
fuck no

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BunnyJinx
actually i remember reading some study on this which said shemales were considered one of the "icky" fetishes where it's very socially frowned upon for how popular it is

obviously it's not a normie fetish but it's still a reasonably common one as far as fetishes go

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

How do you get skin chests?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
What item is on far left for sona?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Ignoramus
writing /joke

Methnerd
Methnerd

@w8t4u
That's Poppy's run-on joke in the game.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@King_Martha
I realy lack HP+AP item. Now while Rylai is fcking garbage

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what champs can be played in both mid and support

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
Hell no. Maybe a Mage Mercurial equivalent at most, even then I can see that being abused by a few AP tanks.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spamalot
hextech stopwatch. 1 time use hourglass

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@farquit
i can't tell you how to play him but i can tell you that around low diamond every single Kled main i've played him has gone completely fucking nuts and shit on everything

i think he's one of those champs like Aurelion where they're hard to play correctly but if you know how to play him he's fucking insane

also I really love his ult to have on my team

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Spamalot
I think thats the stopwatch.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
proof needed
@BunnyJinx
it's pretty well funded still
and normie women don't like yaoi so it's similar numbers of fans

takes2long
takes2long

@Skullbone
RoA

massdebater
massdebater

@Emberburn
1500hp tank at lv18

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
It's the 4th most popular fetish in the world.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BunnyJinx
Normie here
I confirm

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lord_Tryzalot
Thats ok, silver is a good start. Janna is an extremely good support if you have a good communicating partner. I loved to juke some Champs with my Tornado like Lee or Riven players. Its so satisfying doing that.

If you dont want to try Jungle you may wont climb that fast, but thats also okay. Just look at your mistakes everytime and learn from it. And watch some guides, they also helped me alot.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Boy_vs_Girl
lesbian femanon here
i like twinks and knots or traps.
futa is also acceptable because theyre women with dicks attacked. its all the bonuses of a dick but with the benefit of no men attached to it

5mileys
5mileys

why is riot so afraid of adding more items to the game?

the number of champs keeps increasing but the number of items stays the same

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Skullbone
@takes2long
well if only riot would be a better parent

WebTool
WebTool

@Skullbone
RoA dumbass

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

another god tier splash shitty ingame skin that i'll end up buying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJyfaqJqEM8
this is pretty cool though

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I wanna fuck the fox!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@haveahappyday
lesbian femanon here
Begone fat neckbeard

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@5mileys
Do you have all those champions available during too? Moron.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Methshot
Because ultimate hat is broken as fuck on a lot of champs.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@5mileys
because the fun ones are gone
fun isnt allowed

here's the alpha items. this is the starting items league began with

farquit
farquit

@TechHater
Nami, Zyra, Poppy
I don't even, Poppy's looking for the hero... which is herself, Nami is looking for some stone and I'm not sure what Zyra is looking for, probably meaning.

Techpill
Techpill

@haveahappyday
Transexual Martian here. I prefer giantess and tickle porn

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Boy_vs_Girl
Yaoi is pretty normal now, though. Especially for the nerd girl crowd.
Like fujoshit is fucking everywhere in weeb media, for instance.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@haveahappyday
nice proof haha I am jesus I made you I can confirm

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
the appeal to dicks is that no dildo can replace the real thing\

@Techpill
gigantess
you get a free pa-
tickle
no, kill yourself.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BinaryMan
It's a meme you retard.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

be Annie
a loli
tight
a virgin
dress modestly
have a cute but still reasonable personality
have an air of common sense most other champs can only dream of
travel with a guardian in case of trouble
never plays with matches

be Zoe
a ""loli""
tight
a virgin???
acts impulsive and irresponsible
wear short shorts
reveal legs for any potential partners
display soft tummy to keep them drawn in
show off cute feet, a real man's true krypton
wears jewelry to accentuate on above features
keep hair long, but still maintained somehow
always thinking about boys
can't stop thinking about getting tongue punted
Uhhhh.... lolbabs????

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Spamalot
knife

Illusionz
Illusionz

@haveahappyday
zoe is very clearly a teenager
annie is a child

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
She has one about robbing a bank too.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
I don't blame you. Go look up Cian Yo and have yourself a nice fap then cry yourself to sleep once you remember she isn't real.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TechHater
Evelynn and Zyra, finding the only man they can't seem to brutally molest, go on an underwater treasure hunting adventure with Nautilus.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
oracles hood

what the fuck, true damage based on crit chance? what a weird combo

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nude_Bikergirl
available during what

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Carnalpleasure
Not really and not all.

Part of the yaoi fantasy is living your ideal romance while escaping the constraints of womanhood. You need a degree of queerness to get into it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Need_TLC
Shut up. Idgaf if its a MEEEMEEE I despise this word deeply and I hate retarded scums who use it. Seriously just die.

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
thats not even the best part. your roster was the following at that time
thats also not all the items. thats just the apha items.

imagine season 1's early items plus the following roster in their first iterations (tf gold card stun, ult was his e or some shit)
think how absolutely fucking funthis game was

WebTool
WebTool

@Bidwell
underrated

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Should I spend all of my BE on a mystery champion Y/N

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spamalot
Tfw no legacy league servers

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Taliyah hotfix buffs
Lol nevermind we revert it she looks OK now
Taliyah E buffs on PBE
Lol nevermind we revert i too
Fcking nigger stop doing it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@takes2long
nunu looks so angry

MPmaster
MPmaster

@takes2long
Man, League felt like a comfy saturday morning cartoon compared to how it is now

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nojokur
Yeah I'm not looking to try and rocket through the ranks, just want to get gud.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@eGremlin
you have 4.20 sandbox. thats about as much as you're getting

now if you had the ability to make a server like the WoW lads did you could use the closed beta iteration where *literally everything* was not finalized

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

When you play almost perfectly for 45 mins then make ONE mistake that costs you the entire game

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

nothing personell kid

eGremlin
eGremlin

@haveahappyday
Zoe is blatantly manufactured, trope-ingrained loli bait and Annie is subtle, tasteful loli bait done right. Zoe feels and comes off like soulless shit, Annie doesn't.

Her concept art from the League artbook is especially interesting, shame she's hasn't received a fucking proper lore update to shed light on the subject.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@hairygrape
What is wrong here?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@MPmaster
imagine the following
dragon turrets
@Sir_Gallonhead
he's hungry for fun and there was plenty to be had. now its fight for survival where he eats up all your fun instead

SniperGod
SniperGod

@eGremlin
pretty sure anyone who buys Zoe is going on a list

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

So is there any point to playing Xerath now? It feels like Zoe basically fills the same role except she has mobility, even crazier base dmg and more utility. Oh, and non-existant mana costs Xerath has 120 mana cost Qs at lvl 5

King_Martha
King_Martha

I want to steal lulus clothes even though its cold outside

Techpill
Techpill

@takes2long
Taric portrait

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Carnalpleasure
RIP HoG

SniperGod
SniperGod

@eGremlin
Zoe feels and comes off like soulless shit
wtf how? She's got more soul than half of the roster... save Rakan

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PackManBrainlure
that infographic isnt even taking into account the even more ancient things that nobody will remember

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@hairygrape
no stockings
to the trash it goes

Soft_member
Soft_member

@WebTool
I have an i5 3570 getting Ryzen this week wooand a Fury X, and I barely get 60 fps lategame, no matter what settings I use. Performance has been getting worse for years, but it's exceptionally shitty this patch.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm not sure what to play anymore /lolg/...
None of the lanes seem fun, none of the champs seem fun.
I love the game, still, but I just can't find any enjoyment out of any of the champs, and none of those that exist really draw me in and make me want to buy them.

What do?

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
Truly the most alpha support

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Ignoramus
Never she is good the way she is. Its not riot´s problem retards are building the second squishiest character in the game full ap

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

why is it that koreans are the ones who come up with the best builds?

I feel like I'd be better off not using lolking for builds anymore

likme
likme

@Evilember
Bard walks away to get chimes
Murder his ADC

Bard tries to roam
Murder his tower ADC and tilt ADC asking where his support is

More like "Most Cucked Support"

Snarelure
Snarelure

@w8t4u
Her face.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Dreamworx
using the stock shit gold builds from random stat sites instead of looking at the top master / challenger players and stalking their games

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Soft_member
@Soft_member

Aight, good to know it might not just be me

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

just went against vi for the first time since the patch
Well that was fucking disgusting.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Been playing since Season 2
Still Silver
How the fuck do I get good bros?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Boy_vs_Girl
asks for proof
doesn't provide any himself

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
you are litreally me
but then i buy kayn and have fun yet again

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Garbage Can Lid
http://pastebin.com/dcTP4xA3

TechHater
TechHater

@Booteefool
I lurk tumblr, you haven't talked to a woman in 10 years.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TreeEater
Try other games, space yourself from LoL. I suggest Battlerite, HotS if you got that Moba crave still, or DotA if you're good. But then again the newest DotA patch is worse than 6.84 or w.e it was.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SniperGod
She isn't unique, nothing in her lore or personality deters away from blatant tropes that attract both lolicons and preteen girls.

wears unusually revealing clothing
Futaba release skin for the lolicon weebs
"le randumb spork!!! XD"-tier dialogue for the 10-14 year old girls who love excessively goofy shit
has a crush on Ezreal who's basically League's equivalent of a boy band member
'it's okay because she's 10,000 years old!" meme
heterochromia
design is something akin to a Disney Princess character regarding both her splash and in-game model, which has received countless complaints for looking "out-of-place" with the game's art direction
super-girly aesthetics and theme with the excessive sparkles, bubbles, star patterns, butterflies, bright pastel colors, etc.

I'll try to refrain further judgement until we finally get her lore-related short story, but I'm not expecting anything interesting or good coming from it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater
Ok user now you're just trying too hard

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lunatick
Zed wins both those matchups you fucking shitter.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

lmao just had a gold 1 botlane vs a plat 2 botlane. My gold botlane got dumpstered 0-8...thx for giving me a free loss in plat 2

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
there is no greater feeling than a flash hook assassination that wins you the game

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CouchChiller
That's actually super helpful, thank you

WebTool
WebTool

@Need_TLC
I quit Dota 2 2 years ago aftering getting very high in terms of MMR (5,5k), quit LoL after getting banned in the middle of last season (Diamond 3), been playing WoW since then.

However, there isn't much to do in WoW for a while so I came back to League.
Used to play pretty much every role but adc, most of my time spent on playing Brand / Sion support, Karthus / Vlad mid and Nunu / Ivern jungle.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@CouchChiller
No, it's the 579.7444445th most common fetish in the world, recheck your sources.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I want Brittany to sit on my face

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberfire
Hooking the ADC that is brainless standing still autoing and give him uppercut
Next game the ADC Bans Blitz on the other team

Fun and DONE

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'm not the only one who wants to buy project vayne knowing that I'm not super good with her and she's meh in the current meta because she's not xayah, right?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lunatick
play zed
enemy picks akali
buy hexdrinker
win

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Has anyone created a new account after this recent patch?
What is unlocking champions like?
Do you get enough champion shards/blue essence?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Burnblaze
What's a good champion that's fun to play like Yasuo in terms of the most basic controls? Most champs only feel fluid with an expensive skin on, case in point Veigar where anything other than Final Boss or Omega Squad feel like shit. Can someone rec me a champion that's just complete fun to play?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spamalot
Yes. I always buy cool skins even if I've never played the champion before

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
not stomping people entire divisions above you by abusing preseason
Cmon lolg step your shit up.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Supergrass
Wow and I thought the butthurt lefitist cuck was a stereotype, yet here you are.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Carnalpleasure
all this items i had forgotten and suddenly remember
old faces
old lore

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Burnblaze
I feel like it would be way worse.
Harder to just pick the champ you want and grind out some games for it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@WebTool
HotS and Battlerite are still options then, and both free. Alternatively, try some single player shit. Emulate PSX games, like Xenogears, Legend of the Dragoon, eventually you'll have the drive to PvP again. Also, when's the next WoW bundle, if you happen to know?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@ZeroReborn
From what I've seen I'm going to have to agree with this to some extent, and the same applies for futa and traps.

There are probably more bi and gay women than men though, which would explain why it's much more popular and apparently a big market in the weeb industry.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BunnyJinx
only censoring your name

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Get into a normal game with multiple challenger and master players
I'm not the one who feeds

It's always the hardstuck D5 trash.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Burnblaze
you get less than if you had gotten IP after every game

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Deadlyinx
WoW birthday event is in a couple of days, which is very likely the next time they're going to reduce the price of legion.

I don't have issues finding other games, there's plenty of single player shit I can play.

The only issue I have is not finding anything fun to do in League despite the fact that I want to play and enjoy it badly.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@haveahappyday
@eGremlin
anniefags on damage control

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TechHater
Zilean and Soraka trying to lift Mordekaiser's curse by reversing time and healing wounds? idk

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Booteefool
Most champion releases after 2013.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stark_Naked
@Gigastrength
Yoy have to be a pretty fucking shitter to lose to a zed as either of them. So I guess it makes sense you'd have that opinion.

hexdrinker counters a hybrid champion
Bestest meme

girlDog
girlDog

@Fried_Sushi
Don't post Soraka if you're going to bully people ty

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
She isn't unique
No champion is.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TurtleCat
you mean boosted

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nojokur
Then I don't know what to tell you man. Playing single player stuff for almost a month straight let me find love for this game again. That doesn't seem like it'll work for you though; go have a fap or something and sleep on it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TechHater
Viktor, Annie and Thresh

This will end poorly.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Carnalpleasure
When you play almost perfectly for 45 mins then you realize that everyone on your team is a feeding retard who have at least 8 death and 100 cs behind, and the only reason the game is purely because of you, and for some reason you still didn't leave.

King_Martha
King_Martha

hnnggg

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CouchChiller
neace is so wise, if I had known about him years ago I would have probably played ranked instead of avoiding it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@viagrandad
Not even an Anniefag or a Lolifag tbqh. Just speaking from a personal perspective on the situation.

@viagrandad
All of Riot's champions are designed to fulfill certain character tropes. The difference is that Riot pulls their own 'take' on these tropes, so that they still feel unique and fresh to some degree.

As it stands right now, Zoe doesn't feel like that to me. Everything about her personality and design screams 'by-the-books.' It all depends on how they handle her ties to Targon.

whereismyname
whereismyname

When do chests reset?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Dreamworx
bulk of Akali's damage is from q procs and passive
both are magic damage
"hurr durr hexdrinker nice meme xd"

hairygrape
hairygrape

@King_Martha
I can't believe Nami if fucking dead!

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure
On the right yeah but left seems fine
I also dont get the sona face

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@haveahappyday
annie and lulu will always be best lolis

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@whereismyname
With every new season.

takes2long
takes2long

@Stupidasole
how many days

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@takes2long
January or February.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@askme
the bespectacled nigger did it on stream

iluvmen
iluvmen

What's the absolute best "Tank Killer" build one can get? BotrK > BC > Dominik's?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
Xerath, Syndra, Jhin
Well, the first two make sense. Xerath and Syndra had an arcane duel, Syndra actually loses but Xerath spares her, seeing the potential in her. Jhin probably is just the enigmatic fuckhead they met sometime after, tagging along for a reason known only to him.
Xerath and Syndra seek greater power, Xer teaching Syndra on the way as Jhin is along for the ride, most likely to avoid prosecution for being a murderer.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@iluvmen
100% crit with bork and LW
the crit damage and AS ends up doing more dps than a blackcleaver for most champions

SniperWish
SniperWish

@whereismyname
this desperate for a dollar

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SniperWish
give me one reason to play when I can't get free stuff

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@lostmypassword
Fun.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
It's more about internalised misogyny/dysphoria/fear of relationships rather than being bi or les.

farquit
farquit

tfw no border no skin because ban

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@farquit
Stop being toxic, user. :)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@farquit
/mute all and comm purely in pings. Only question mark bad plays once, make sure to BM enemies with proper emotes for tilt factor, congrats you're still able to be a douche while not giving fuel for a report.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
I actually have stopped being toxic I got my honor level 1 yesterday

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StrangeWizard
Yep. One game and its down the shitter for you.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

fap
cum pink
call doc
says it's from blood, I probably burst a capillary
wants to be sure and sends me for an exam
gonna get ultrasound on my bawls
gonna have to fap in a cup

What lego legends slut should I fap to at the doc's?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

everything worked fine yesterday
get into first ranked game of the day
constant 500 ms

Fuck this shit company, how hard is it to provide a stable service?
I can download with 10 mb/s and everything else works fine, but league is taking the piss today and does not drop below 300 at best and sits at 500 at worst.

farquit
farquit

@BinaryMan
Graves

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BinaryMan
Annie.

Do it you pussy.

Evilember
Evilember

@Boy_vs_Girl
Plays a free game

FREE

And has the right to complain

[email protected]

Illusionz
Illusionz

@farquit
@Methnerd
gay
loli

No.

If I do it, it will turn out I have ball cancer or some shit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
Literally any of them. Who the fuck cares, you've fucked your dick up either way son. Enjoy one of, if not THE last fap you'll have.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TechHater
Jhin, Twitch, Jinx

This is actually easy for me.
Twitch and Jinx already live in Zaun, while Jhin is actually traveling to Zaun to assassinate some targets there. So a run-in between the three of them is actually possible. All of them are fucking batshit insane, have extremely violent tendencies and seem to hate society & its higher authority with a fucking passion, so I could see them teaming up to fuck over Piltover for shits & giggles.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Stupidasole
I nearly relapsed the other day user maybe you can help?

Be 3 kills draven with 9 assists
Start 1v2ing gangplank and alistar
Both of them are running, about to get that sweet sweet cash in
Hit the w about to kill gp
Eve comes out of nowhere and last hits gp
Slightly tilted, go for the ali
She's walking at the side of him think, i'm going to get my cash in
Last hits him to

I just put in chat that I hate her so much as she'd been doing it all game, felt like inting but i refrained

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Any good mage-like adcs for botlane other than MF? (ezreal is permabanned)

TechHater
TechHater

@Fuzzy_Logic
You're sperging the same shit since Zoe's reveal. Get over it m8.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Burnblaze
What's the best secondary rune tree to take on Maokai? Sorcery?

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
Mmm Varus?
Or Twisted Fate

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TechHater
Rammus, Pantheon, Sion
Pantheon and Sion discover that the greatest warrior and master of battle that ever existed is a giant armadillo, and thus decide to follow him wherever he's going as his disciples.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Support picks mage
Loses you the lane incredibly hard by taking retard trade after retard trade
Gets kills later
It's suddenly my fault

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Deadlyinx
Corki?

iluvmen
iluvmen

im a rebel
killing stuff is so much fun haha i hate everything
stop calling me edgy silly boys XD
omg shoes
rawr >:3

Skullbone
Skullbone

lolbabs?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Raving_Cute
Really? I don't get that impression at all.

What's your impression on guys who get off to futa and traps then? Aside from the usual repressed homosexuality and the dysphoria that comes with it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Skullbone
You get different ones for different queues.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
That sounds like an extreme case of latent pent up aggression. If you like metal, go to a show and live in the pit until it's over. Exercise and sweat some of the aggression out. Alternatively, drop Draven since being KS'd is a huge problem for him. I doubt you'll like the latter, which really leaves you the first two options.
One thing that works for me but I'm rather unique in that regard is to listen to a song you really like on repeat. It helps put me in the zone and keeps me there.

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
Why does he have an arm cannon?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Skullbone
whats wrong

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Pick Janna
Max W
Spam W and Aery at anything that is close to point and click range

IT'S GANKPLANK 3.0 BABY

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Boy_vs_Girl
I thought corki was trash in bot now?

JunkTop
JunkTop

veigar presses R
somebody dies
hmmm, what do we think about this?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Is Rakan good? Having 3 dashs, shields, and heals makes me think he's just mediocre at everything

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
Imagine being so bad at league of legends you actually think fizz beats Zed lol.

5mileys
5mileys

@JunkTop
Anything kills you in one hit at 40 minutes.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Got chat restricted after I already got all my rewards
Looks like I win again

Inmate
Inmate

@BinaryMan
These 2 yordles.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BinaryMan
fox

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

it's a 'mid and bot feed their asses off and i can't step out for 3 seconds to help without my lane getting pushed' episode
Our jungler was Kindred, too.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Skullbone
What's the matter, lolbaboon?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BinaryMan
Sona or Ahri are the best choices

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I don't really want to watch LoL streamers or youtubers but I have to admit that I'm not up to date with the jungle meta.

Is there something I can watch or read about how the rune changes affect the jungle?

Someone told me that the wraiths are good now but what if I play a jungler who can't clear them quickly?

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
Frenchy

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Spamalot
He's the best engage support, one of the finest initiators in the game. So easy to set up wombos with him. You got a Yasuo? He presses R after you combo and the fight starts out strong. Got an Ori on your team with half a brain? She E's to you and full combos the enemy team for free.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@farquit
same

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spamalot
I used to think Rakan was clunky garbage before I played him more. Once you learn his combos and ranges he becomes a stellar support. If your ADC, by some miracle, isnt braindead you'll win every engage you initiate.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

there are people in lolg right now that got rewarded with silver and gold borders

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Burnblaze
play game as maokai top against a Jayce
jungle Yi banks early and we get first blood
feel like things are going to go well
hit 6 and roam mid
land ult and w enemy ziggs
friendly Kat sits back attacking minions
Ziggs gets away
our support Karma spends 90% of the game farming other lanes
Yi refuses to group because "that's for golds lol"
any time make a pick on the enemy adc the rest of my team backs off
somehow get enemy inhib tower down but can't take inhib
yi splitpushes the opposite lane from the open inhib while enemy team pressures baron
tunnel visions every time and gets caught out
game has been going on over 60 minutes at this point because the enemy team can't manage to take an inhib tower either
everything in the game is either full build or 5 items
somehow catch the enemy adc out of position, allowing us to push into their base and win
post-game lobby
yi: "ez"
I want to die

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
@Spazyfool
silver border
gold icon
gold graves skin

FastChef
FastChef

@Sir_Gallonhead
You forgot plat.

JunkTop
JunkTop

should i buy ornn or camille for top

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

buy Rakan
pick him when the adc is Xayah
he spends the first 30 seconds of the match singing with her

buying this character was a mistake

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Turn off voices.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Nojokur
How do I check my honor level?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid
Everything works with the new runes now. I played crit Sona top lane and won lane earlier

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sir_Gallonhead
silver, gold AND plat borders

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nude_Bikergirl
Rakan is a Okay~ champ

Xayah is an annoying fucking cunt with REALLY bad voice lines

Like i play Xayan but i turn off Voices when i pick her because it's THAT fucking bad

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Sub challenger borders

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Ignoramus
When you press profile it's just on the summary of all your stuff

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

stomp shitters
not allowed to trash talk them

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT THEN

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methshot
Not using Kleptomancy as Keystone

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@iluvmen
tfw I swore I was going to be chat restricted or banned because I spent and entire game harassing a premade for not remaking when their butt buddy couldn't connect and I never joined any teamfights and I never fought enemy champs

I ended the game with like 900 damage done to champions, 0 kills, 0 assists
I never raged though, I just talked down to them like they were kids and I let them know they made a huge mistake by not accepting the remake.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stark_Naked
How to fix LW and make people actually buy it:
Give it 20% crit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Raving_Cute
Get D4
Decide to stop playing because bored
Come back 2 months later
Plat 3
Get called plat trash whenever someone gets a little buttmad

Methshot
Methshot

@Sir_Gallonhead
It's okay to be silver

Skullbone
Skullbone

How's this bodytype for the Siona drawing?
I want her to be bulkier than sona without going all the way to Hulk.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Need_TLC
futa crowd is actually pretty diverse, from bi to straight to repressed trans

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@New_Cliche
I thought janna is shit

Illusionz
Illusionz

@haveahappyday
Unless you're going full NIGGERDEATH in chat you usually need multiple games of bad behavior to start getting punished.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Trying out this rune page
Essence reaver or IE, 2 phantom dancers or 1 PD + RFC, swiftness boots, GA + whatever last item
Run around like an idiot dealing crits everywhere
Actually have fun in League for the first time in years
The stage is set

Emberburn
Emberburn

@iluvmen
Baby ragers acting all smooth.
Meanwhile I silently collect all the Honors.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
Im new, what so these borders look like so I can spot the shitters?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

/vg/thread/195603075#p195603075
/vg/thread/195603075#p195603075
/vg/thread/195603075#p195603075
/vg/thread/195603075#p195603075

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Skullbone
Boobs not big enough
Also overrated meme

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StrangeWizard
Vs some match ups she has a hard time but she's still good

Karma/Sona/lulu all come before now

Care for tanky support but she is not Soraka tier bad anymore

Soraka is like a 40% chance to have a bad time because poke

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
I started right around Ex release. Man those were the days. I'm sad I didn't get to play around alpha like some of you guys.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberfire
I want Blitz to look just like that if he ever gets a VU.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@haveahappyday
not bming relentlessly
i say ez every game
and report enemies when they do : ^)

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
maybe he's a gold 3v3 player but a silver solo q player like me

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BinaryMan
Damn I have this on my PC but I'm mobile rn

TreeEater
TreeEater

@PurpleCharger
futa crowd
straight

Kek, no. Tere's repressed sexuality issues there for anyone who enjoys that fetish. I should know since I'm one of them, same goes for yaoi.

Anyone who likes likes any kind of fetish with homosexual implications isn't going be completely straight period, sorry to break it to you. Why do you think so many anons on Veeky Forums joke about futafags being gays or bis in denial? Because it's generally true. I'd know enough after occasionally browsing /d/ for so long. Like hell just take a look at all of the support sluts in this general for starters.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TreeEater
not into and even disgusted by traps, trannies, drag queens, boys in general
into futa

league of legends

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TreeEater
get support
omg yes
pick raka
do good for my adc

thanks healslut

rock hard

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
I don't know what's with all the kindreds lately. She's still fucking dogshit.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

who else watching faker?

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw love the concept of kindred but sucks at playing her

Soft_member
Soft_member

@viagrandad
Yeah I want to fuck her concept too

takes2long
takes2long

@viagrandad
concept of kindred
2 equal spirits of death divided by aspects
actual kindred
its litteraly kindred with the literal wholf popping now and then to be a shitty ability
desu kangdred should be similar to kayne, as in one spirit would lead while the other would follow
maybe a transformation like jayce or niggalee?

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