How to climb: https://pastebin.com/Q3bM5R0P
How to climb: https://pastebin.com/Q3bM5R0P
Why aren't you watching /our guy/ Sneaky RIGHT NOW?
What champion do I play so that everyone knows I'm a princess?
I want Nami to smother me with her fishpussy!
I just bought Kindred and I like her
peach be sure to side b all game
sometimes i miss all the friends iv thrown away over the years
Irelia is an underrated waifu and I hope her visual update makes her appropriately sexy
Why do you not get a notification upon receiving a gift? Its pretty fucked, I just flamed my e-bf for a good 5mins because I thought he was trolling me when he said he sent me my skin
When do the /lolg/ games usually happen
tfw no qt petite gf to cuddle with in bed
why did you thrown them away?
Can confirm, my friend bought me a random champion and I had to check every one of them individually to see if it was unlocked or not
whenever someone actually feels like hosting
I just flamed my e-bf for a good 5mins because I thought he was trolling me when he said he sent me my skin
not checking the skin selection age in the champion list
having an e-bf
being this easily rustled
you should just kys desu
I wanna cuddle Jinx and never leave her side
Call the guards because there's an intruder in my house
Why do you not get a notification upon receiving a gift
you used to in the old client
No one else
I use this shit regardless of what I pick as a keystone. Give me one reason not to pick these.
I want to cuddle Jinx and have my dick never leave her pussy
When you buy a skin last week and just noticed it going on sale
DAMN YOU COSMIC REAVER KASSADIN
jungler picks Eve
Guess I lose this match.
so far i have nocturne and jayce from the last 2
honestly I can't help but get biscuit and future market every time I don't netbuild.
my brain doesnt work so good.
pretty sure i just hoped at least one of them wouldnt let me go so easily maybe i just wanted them to show they cared but its too late now
B E G O N E
T H O T
HAHA TIME FOR FARMING
you did apologize right?
because junglers dont make use of it
you sound histrionic as fuck
Jinx not being shaved
How long do you think you could be inside Jinx without moving or anything before you cum?
I want to FUCK the robot.
I want to cum inside of Jinx!
Dumb Zer0 poster
tfw here's no defense item that builds out of tear
I wish the itemization wasn't so damn boring, I mean the biggest shakeup since season one has probably been jungle items, followed by attack speed items and then waaaay behind that would be AP items and then mana regen items (which have been removed from the game for the most part)
I really hope riot starts focusing on items more instead of reworking rengar and morde and ryze and leblanc for the 10th time
it was garbage, disregard
not wanting to fuck this robo
+245 hp at level 1, wew. This shit is insane on champions with HP scaling. Urgot's shield has a 30% bonus health ratio so it goes from absorbing 70 damage to 133.
there is like 3 or 4 champions that actually need and build tear
yeah im a miserable and genuinely shit person overall maybe one day ill grow up and stop being such a fag
don't play silly games where only you know the rules with your friends
that's very rude!
You release after a couple of
when she says so
post reasons to live
I really hate both items that build out of Tear. I wish we had a third option that wasn't boring shit. Or at least they should give a more interesting active to both items.
Don't we all, user
How does she stop you from cumming before she wants you to? I could only be inside her for so long before I'd blow
Whenever I hear the fish and push near each other, I just think of a bitch who doesn't wash.
Not disrespecting your waifu, just saying
anon doesn't want to fuck the robot
i asked for this
its a people dont know the difference between Robot,Android and Cyborg episode
But that's a cyborg.
I want to FUCK her too.
Clamping down and sealing really really fucking hard
So what are those items that build out of Lost Chapter, we know that yet? As nice as Morello's is in terms of efficiency, it's annoying that it's pretty much "take this on most mages".
I didn't realise such a large image of LC existed.
Same (not the being a cunt to BF, not getting a gift notification.) It was my birthday yesterday and a friend gave me a gift skin. Didn't notice until I went in game and saw I had a skin for Sion. I felt like shit for not thanking them
maybe ill remember that next time im doing some autistic shit and stop thanks
no raindrops in Vayne's art
Tfw u will never pick up a smol girl and hold her in your arms
You will never hold her tight little body close to you in bed after a session of passionate love making
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHG I NEED A QT PETITE GF NOWWW
hows everyones late night games going? hopefully better than mine
Is Kayn top a memepick?
Why is she so perfect brobros?
I don't mind, I'd smell like fish for her
She looks like the kind of girl who'd have little to no her, but I can't turn down a proper bush.
are morde and yorick working in the jungle pixelbutts
That would make me need to cum even more
is this somehow stopping me?
Hit promos for plat 2
again. So pretty gud but then my shitty NBN fucked up my connection to one game so I lost one game so far.
well maybe its not raining, not even riot can control mother nature yknow
they exclusively rely on lanes not to feed
any single fuckup in those lanes and you lose, so no as a team, yes as solo
this game was around plat 2 elo, try to avoid these wonderful players
hey oldfags im looking for FUCK IM FALLING DOWN THESE ALISTAIRS
old as shit comic someone help me out
Maybe a small bit of fuzz near the top.
You know when you start getting pubes during puberty and the first grims are those reeeeally soft and thin hairs?
She'd have only a few like that.
but i thought it was implied that it was the same encounter, since vayne's cybercycle is skidding behind jhin
I am okay with this
Anyone have some other suggestions for me of non-marksman characters that can go Bottom lane?
Project Yi is Handsome
Xin Zhao + Taric
Leona + Darius
Thresh + Rengar
If you do its not coming out because that hole is sealed.
My support bud plays absolutely nothing but Nautilus but has had his eye on Taric. What makes Taric and Xin Zhao work so well together?
Has anyone tried Cassiopeia bot Lane? I feel like she's almost like an ADC since she's more about DPS than burst...
I wonder what part of lore do Pulsefires, Projects and Programs have with each other, what came first and who is supposed to be stronger.
I assume Pulsefires are further in the future, perhaps more advanced in technology but less enhanced since they are not completely cyborgs (Cait has cybernetic eyes but that's it)?
Have to quit for awhile. Apparently I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome. So I'm just reading post with one hand. And not the fun way
Xin makes Taric's stun really reliable. Taric's shield and healing along with Xin's innate healing helps mitigate poke. The all-in potential with Taric's constant passive procs and Xin's damage makes for an explosive engage with a good followup. You can repeatedly heal in an all-in while you both slap them with autos. Xin's new W gives him a way to reach the riskier minions and apply some lane pressure.
Xin dashes in and uses W, Taric stuns off the slow which guarentees Xin's knockup. That gives taric enough time to come in and bravado a few times so he has more heals ready to keep Xin fighting.
holy crap that is cute
tfw no mommy support champ that is based around warmth and cooking and that has semi-lewd encouraging voicelines
azir, bard, tf, yasuo
Does it just keep building up? What happens when she lets me release and how does she do it?
just play silent night sona
what went wrong during your upbringing
Forcibly drag her out of my place into the cold, and toss her clothes back at her. If she freezes to death, not my problem.
Oh man, that does sound pretty good. I haven't played Xin Zhao in fucking years but that sounds good. What kind of lane matchups does he struggle against?
I find as Ziggs I can struggle early game against anyone who can clear waves super fast, just because if the enemy isn't stupid enough to stand next to their creeps I can't have enough mana to both waveclear and harass back before Lost Chapter so I usually end up a bit behind on CS until about level 5 and it can be pretty frustrating.
I'm guessing Xin Zhao uses Press the Attack, btw?
Why do I keep seeing support MF so often? I've seriously seen it in like 3-4 matches today and EVERY single time they have fed wildly.
all these free champions I enjoy playing
no BE to buy them when they rotate out
The worst matchups are the heavy disengage ones, Lulu and Janna with a slippery ADC. They are doable though, you just have to pick your fights. One advantage it has over some other melee bot lanes is you don't get totally dicked from one poor engage because of your sustain and the range on Xin's W.
I haven't done it with the new runes but Press the Attack is probably what you want. Be sure to take Legend:Tenacity as well
sticking your dick in crazy
Bareback too, balls deep.
not sticking your dick in crazy
implying Jinx would let you use a condom anyway
implying Jinx doesn't clamp down and leglock you so you have to empty as deep as possible
started playing when they changed the BE system
I'm sorry for you, bro.
Guys, please answer, shall I get Pulsefire Cait or Project Vayne? Which one looks more dope?
I have Dragonslayer Vayne and Headhunter Cait already and both champs are one of my faviourites.
Right now I am thinking rather about Vayne because those roll and bike animations
We usually have Janna banned and rarely see Lulu at our skill level so that's good to know. Still stick with the usual heal/flash? I didn't like heal at first but using that speed boost aggressively has won me over.
Thanks for all the advice btw, I'm trying to get into playing bottom so my friend doesn't have to be chained to some useless tard since he only plays support, but I don't really like any of the Marksmen.
If you suck my cock I'll buy you things.
always the right answer. crazy = crazy sex
It for sure builds up until she's satisfied and hopes its enough to overflow her, its the only way she'll be satisfied with a load. If not round two even if you're empty.
Don't tell me how to live my live!
I'd pretend to be insistent on using a condom.
Just to hear her beg.
Kayn x Rhaast
Man of Culture
Yeah, you want heal to match theirs.
Also, it is ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL that you do not miss the stab part of Xin's E - for ADC's that dash away, you have to hit this on them so they're slowed enough for Dazzle to hit, allowing you to catch up and smash that asshole. Even for ones that don't dash away, it's very important that you land the stab for the slow. The hitbox is very thin so be careful.
lol gross you fucking degenerate. i was kidding. you should be ashamed.
Urgot in every odd game now
I thought he was shit
Does she seal you off as soon as you're inside her or only when you're about to cum?
Is she able to stay tightly clamped on you while she releases the seal? I don't know if you've had a different experience but I lewdpost all the time and have never gotten banned so..
@Garbage Can Lid
They made him IMMENSELY more user friendly so now he doesn't have to predict or set up for his skills to hit, they just do.
supposedly theyre all different dimensions and stuff but yeah
Pulsefire is ultra high tech future
Program is the era right before and during PROJECT and PROJECT is just cyberpunk
this is what i've been up to the past couple of days
she'd just tie you down and take it off
tfw no Irelia gf
What is the purpose of life again lads?
@Garbage Can Lid
He was mediocore and ugly pre rework that's why nobody played him (he wasn't weak tho).
After rework he was less ugly but kinda ok.
Now he got buffed hard, his S H O T G U N K N E E S have 3 sec recharge in lategame, combined with all the things he can do (also PtA rune) and his amazing ultimate and now almost undodgable Qs and you got the UrGOD
he doesn't know the pleasure of sucking cock
Her begging me to go bareback would be hotter desu.
now if only they could do the same with Taliyah W
god I'd hate fuck her so hard for all the shit in top lane she's put me through
Your 3 highest mastery champions are now a team of adventurers in Runeterra. How did they met? What is their goal? What are interactions between them?
Soraka and Taric trying to help Amumu get rid of his curse thanks to their divine powers.
Even if she was, it would just be an act. She's getting that bare dick one way or anoher
posting some 3d whore instead of the actual perfection
RAISE THEM UP ON CHAINS, ZAUN WILL GET MY MESSAGE almost every game *grinds your frontline into paste*
use promocode bricky for 10% off lootcrate
fun fact - casting ult on someone can use comet as a tiny execute in case youre too far away
play like shit all game
win because mid is a diamond player
this feels worse than losing
She has to stay clamped to keep you sealed off she is using her muscles after all, but she could probably play around with tightening mid release just to tease and see the pain it would give.
Is there any champions who actually benefited from the new masteries beside the toptier champions who were always good?
I've just been thinking I haven't seen any champion who's got interesting new playstyles or strengths since the changes except klepto ezreal. All the mediocre champions of the game get nothing from the changes or outright got worse. Worst new season yet?
I havne't enjoyed a single second of this game since the update.
Sucks to be you, I'm having a lot of fun hexflashing on retards.
borderless ahri, probably didnt get rewards for being a salty fuck
Kindred is actually solid again now.
Hecarim with Predator is fucking hilarious.
Who i league of girls have inverted nipples?
Draven x Darius
gay incest huh...
maybe she only loosens just enough to let it start to painfully push through
Does she do anything while it's building up or just keep everything tightly squeezed?
I can't speak for your experience but I've never gotten any ban or warning for lewd text and I'm sure I've pissed people off enough to report my posts
Does Jinx have a single good matchup that would justify picking her?
builds from tears and some other shit, probable catalyst or steraks along with a combine cost
provides mana health 40 movespeed and 20% CDR
unique passive: increased mana regen in the river
unique passive: 3 charges charges of mana shell which does the following
50% of the damage you would have taken is removed from your mana bar instead
50% of the mana used in the mitigated is refunded when combat ends
passive charges refresh every 30 seconds
straight up does not work on manaless champions.
@Garbage Can Lid
badass bike with good animations
ult puts an overlay on your screen that looks like her visor
Boom, cranial blast XD
the matchup on my dick
STOP POSTING JINX I ALREADY FAPPED
Why is Xayah considered high tier with zero mobility?
help me understand this fetish
@Garbage Can Lid
Strong in lane plus perhaps the best ADC ult.
Cmon, have some dignity. At least Caitlyn is not useless before 20 mins.
Well if you have a good team that CAN help you snowball she can beat almost any match up. Tho Ezreal can still kite and pick her off, she can't really chase him or run from him. Twitch Can also fuck her up because his ability to ambush. Draven can still beat her even if she get ahead if the draven is good. Tristana out ranges her and and can burst her down.
If she is not up against any of the mentioned ADCs she does have a fair chance.
There are barely good Irelia Arts
I aint givin no shit posting 3d if its like that
not fapping as many times as Jinx would make you cum inside her
Not to mention Pulsefire Caitlyn is literally Pay2Lose.
There are barely good Irelia Arts
Sad but true. I dont consider it a valid excuse for posting 3DPD though
amumu just wanted to feel anyone's embrace, even the thorns' embrace.
well most of the keystones apart from the inspiration tree ones are either do more damage/healing or move faster, so i don't know what you mean by "new playstyles or strengths". some champs benefit greatly from moving faster. i unironically think unsealed spellbook (lets you switch summoners) can be good for supports who want to switch from ignite to exhaust (or even tp in an emergency). the cheeses from the inspiration tree like hextech flash or free stopwatch/boots are situationally useful.
i'm pretty happy with this new preseason so far because the runes (read: masteries) are more impactful than they've ever been, but obviously lots of things could use balancing.
Tightly squeezed with a decent amount of scratching, biting, kissing, and dirty talking.
ezreal used to be an auto win lane...
Lucky you this is my last one for now I think
I want to be that robot.
that's my fetish
lose game because my team thinks late game tanks are a good idea against a team early game champs when new runes exist
its lewd, you can bully (sexualy) for having inverted nipples, 2 more holes
You're way too stubborn friend
That's because the current tear is really shitty (no mana regen, only mana refund which is useless if you actually run out of mana) and the items that you build out of tear are also not that great. If you're building tear it means you're using gold to stack an item that's not going to build into something good.
Mages got lost chapter which basically trivializes mana problems and it builds into one of the best AP items in the entire game but if you're a tank or an AD caster there's only tear, which is terrible when you compare morellos to the tear upgrades
I would love an item that gives armor + health + the mana from tear, or one for MR. I wouldn't mind if they're purely defensive too, as in no damage buffs like the aura from abyssal mask.
extra T H I C C
Jinx leglocks you and clamps down on you with her pussy until you build up a giant load over hours
or maybe a day or two that she sucks out of you like a vacuum
make up your mind yo
cant ban out all the retarded cancer
retard team that cant into patch notes keeps wasting bans on shit that isnt relevant anymore
wouldn't that get her pregnant?
someone PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ save me :(
cant play any mode except normal blind before level 30 without getting matched up against full stacks
this game is shit
I'm not going to taint my waifu with 3D imperfection
As ezreal main, jinx is second most annoying adc to play against right after vayne/kalista. Huge rocket range from behind creeps makes it impossible to trade with her and in mid/late she just runs fast af and crits for half of my health
Do you start with Machete on Cat jungle now? I played her few times and honestly her first clear is so bad now i was on edge of dying
Has best ADC ult ever, Zhonyas+you can move+feathers
Her passive is Twitch's ult
Has AS steroid
Has also immense damage and good CC when pulling feathers back
Now compare her with someone like Ashe who only can autoattack in short range and spam some arrows
She might or might not be on a contraceptive but
its a sexual fantasy so I don't have to care about that unless I want to
Summoner spells and active items are regarded as game changing abilities so they're put on an insanely long cooldown.
This has been a fact for 7 years.
But what if we made a champion that just gets these really powerful abilities for free all the time?!!? xP
CT needs to be killed.
Getting a Redemption for free at level 1 because of RNG is the worst thing ever to be created.
Zoe is the sole representation that League is dying.
my wife Syndra
forgot about that. That can be annoying yes.
Only if you let her get the passive trigger tho. Her presence in teamfight relies heavily on getting passive triggers.
losing this ahrd to lulu top
Project Vayne - gorgeous 10/10 legs and amazing thigh gap
Project Jhin - THICC thighs and a nice thin but curvy waist (for a guy)
Project Vi - sexy jawline and good tits (that are unfortunately covered by her armor)
Vayne is not thicc, vayne is firm, toned, slender, and tight.
and the cyborg pussy is extra-tight
I dunno Jinx strikes me as the type to not use any contraception. She'd probably get off on the thrill of it.
You know Redemtion heal 30 HP on lvl 1 without any heal items?
if you're going for max ap tear is nice, since at maximum the item gives you 110 ap just from it's own mana
There's way way too much Jinxposting and not enough Luxposting. Let's fix that.
This, Vi is the THICC one.
Are Xayah and Rakan going to be the new champions that never get skins since they would need to always make a pair of them?
if there is lewd text about lux I will gladly participate
I disagree, there's not nearly enough Jinxposting.
wow I got one champion shard at reaching level 35
how the fuck am I gonna get urf warwick at this rate...
Have you made your mother proud, lolg?
already go in with expectation that people are gonna be trying new shit so just try to have fun
instead im getting shit like "hurr imma sona jungle pls give hard leash" when the enemy team has picked a solid team comp
I just want to play the game where at least the team comp is decent and theres not some fucking special snowflake who has to do something retarded cause he saw it on a twitch stream
@Garbage Can Lid
You know it also does a giant AoE of true damage that his both minions and champions while healing you?
Thinking that 30 heal for no cost on level 1 is small
You dont, they shut down BE shop soon
She would certainly go bareback and want to be cummed in every time
mid laners keep going 0/x/x
reeee that's the adc's job stop it
its not even a good skin and only people who owned it before the BE shop get all the extra shiny stuff. Its literal fucking goyim bait because you can get a hefty fucking roster with that amount of blue essence
Reminder that Phreak confirmed pta, triumph, alacrity, and coup de grace is the only viable precision build
people calling stuff that isn't thicc thicc bothers me. I personally prefer slender, toned bodies
Trusting Phreak "NO MANA/No armour runes against Draven lane" Turley's opinions.
absolutely patrician user
how the fuck you play this thing?
urfww is a shit skin.just the recall is nice.
she sacrifices all mobility to have a perma Twitch ult for a passive. also her E damage is fucking retarded and R is arguably the best peel tool of any Marksman due to its actual ability to disjoint incoming targeted shit
ey we won phew
honestly what a fun time it is to butcher duo botlaners with blitz/draven
except phreak backs up all of his suggestions and thoughts with hard math from excel sheets which is 10X more effort any other """"pro"""" puts in and thus when he says " X is better than Y" then you fucking know for a fact that X is better than Y because the maths right fucking there.
cass is pretty good bot with klepto is free duckets
tfw fell for the Urfwick meme
do you think Player Support will refund me?
Phreak is 100% theory muh maffs!
Practice =/= theory and Phreak doesn't understand that statistics don't like but they don't tell the truth either.
See y'all, heading to the gym for leg day. I just want to make Braum proud.
mfw Tahm Kench W + Kalista Ult works
mfw Righteous Glory into a fight, go straight for their ADC, W then get called back by Kalista to spit their ADC right into your team.
Actually theory > practice, since you can precalculate every possible outcome beforehand.
If your practice is different and your theory fails than you have a shitty theory
Nah she'd definitely use a condom
that she sabotaged beforehand.
Ayy I just got back from leg day at the gym. We're gonna make it friend!
I wish I would just die.
But I don't want to have to do it myself.
Is Yorick finally a viable pick now?
Jinx not having you feel her raw so she can get the biggest load possible
viable enough that the are going to nerf him
With Jinx I'd be at max-load no matter what.
Yeah, what the hell. Bow to your queen
he is as long as you play him top because anyone else in top will cost you the match by feeding a lulu and vayne
She'd be able to get you past maximum with bareback
A sabotaged condom also doesn't get it as deep as bareback with leglocking, it gets in the way of shooting as far as possible
Dark Lux will never leglock me inside her after a day of constant teasing but still not let me cum for another hour or two
the reason is always
Yeah, I tried him jungle right after he got reworked, and it didn't go well.
Kayn Eve should be in forced tier
This is your adc and support tonight.
it goes perfectly fine if your teammates dont fuck everything up for you
like, listen the amount of pressure you can give is exclusively based on the following question
is your laner feeding in any way
if the answer is yes, you lose. if the answer is no then you stomp hard
when will it close?
did the god fist and bird pair skins already go on early sale this month or is it happening later?
Zoe is peak tumblr design.
If my team's feeding, I just go and build zzrot and harrass their base. I don't know how well this would work as jungle, but it gets atleast 2 or 3 of them trying to get you to fuck off from the towers and your team can do other objectives or pick off a kill.
dark lux will never keep teasing me even after I already cum once
Alright /b/ros, haven't played in a while (gotten banned multiple times after reaching DIamond because muh toxic flaming)
Contemplating returing to the game, how much easier is it to level a fresh account?
What's the quickest way outside of shilling out cash for boosts?
Reworking runes / masteries seems actually interesting enough a change to make me level back from 1 to 30.
Which champions have more fanart on their skins than their original look?
thats not how it works user
not right now at least
You're cumming at least 4 times before she unlocks those legs
Zoe is peak tumblr design.
I thought this exact same thing when Kayn was released. Figured there was no way they could top a character who graduated at the top of his class a the sonic academy, and then zoe comes out.
Im honestly curious as to what garbage oc they can come up with next.
Enjoy not having champions for the longest time because of how the blue essence system.
20k away from urf warwick
am I gonna make it?
Taliyah isn't A Tier (or above) for the first time after her release
Instantly gets PBE buffs, in a patch where noone else gets buffs (other than what has already been hotfixed to live), even though tons of champions have dipped in winrate
Don't, it's not worth it.
Tundra and Marauder are his best skins desu.
Wanting to show off how much of a NEET you are
Go for it
I just wanna spam the recall on aram and other games
It's worked every time so far for me. Granted, it's against a random bunch of golds to diamond 5s. I actively avoid teamfighting as much as I possibly can so I push demolish their base.
not unless you buy a bunch of boxes
all right we are not doing this this early in the morning.
My name is Xayah and I hate all you ugly nerds. I'm a strong independent carry that went to college to learn how to rebel against the government. My favorite people in the world are me, myself, and Stalin. If you see me don't you fucking dare approach me or I will have you arrested for rape. now excuse me there is a hot retarded man whose dick I need inside me
What in the world are the best runes to use on Ribbon? Press the Attack?
can't be real but I'm hopeful
People said the same thing about gnar and bard
its exclusively the feeding that will stop you from winning
I literally made it myself in practice tool. It's real.
why don't you buy champion for rp then?
maybe you can make pta work but idk ribbon doesn't have a true keystone anymore
Doing what? Pointing out Riot's blatant favoritism?
Losing to Talisman Warwick
Anyone on EUW leveling a smurf?
Currently level 9, looking to team up for juicy xp boosts.
unironically using item sets
see this user
this is why you dont win as jungle yorick right now
Why do I get put with diamonds ever fucking game I'm only plat 2.
Do Halloween skins go on sale during Riot's 2-week Christmas legacy sale? I forget.
Asking because I was going to be Deathsworn Viktor, but it looks like I'll be saving the rest of my monthly game luxury spending money on the limited edited border Project Jhin instead.
Diamond 5 aren'treally diamonds, and if you aren't good enough to play with diamond 5s then you're dogshit.
Learn to play support properly you cuckold and stop losing the most important lane in the netire game.
Why are cute girls always retarded sluts
captcha: Hair Baldner
It's called MMR
The system's saying "You want their rank? Then kick their ass"
Every rank system should work like this
Her new lore has retconned her being undead, thus making her far less interesting.
But they're convenient
Diamond 5s are Plat 2s who got lucky promos.
It doesn't matter you should win because you're playing a 5v4.
Hell I'd call it a 5v3 since the WW is so obviously retarded he counts as -1.
I didn't lose Just wanna know why rito makes me play with diamonds even thou I'm not diamond.
finnaly get my way to mid diamond
people here still manage to solo die 5 times before 10 min
xayah use her e before ulting
lulu didn't buy sighstone
WHERE ELO HELL FINNALY ENDS?
Diamond 5 is shitter tier. They aren't anything better than plat, user.
Holy shit I thought I'd never get to use this image.
there are people in your friends list who are already level 36-38
Because the rank that you currently hold is not necessarily representative of your actual MMR.
So the rating / elo / mmr you are assigned by the system is in reality higher than what you have managed to reach playing games and winning, thus the game puts you against opponents that are rated the same as you, even though they might have a higher rank.
If you lose games against those opponents, then your rating will adjust back to actual plat 2
MMR, if you win then you will keep getting DIamond 5 opponents and higher.
This means you're well on your way to reach DIamond 5 and the system is aware that you should technically belong in the bracket that you are facing, giving you more LP on wins and losing you less LP on losses.
Each of those times better than the last.
Are you not lvl 36 atleast?
im glad you had the chance
is xayah bot lane?
he isn't at least level 36 by now
How do I get S on Sasuke?
What should I build?
mid is too hard for me though and xayah is my new waifu
Rhaast is disgusting holy shit. I wonder what Aatrox is gonna be like if this is Riot's idea of a true darkin :)
I sure am the toxic one on the team for telling someone to stop split pushing at 30 minutes after they died 4 fucking times 1v1 trying to push that lane
you cum again and again, each time being longer and more pleasurable
you end up passing out still locked inside her as she extracts several more from your unconscious body
you wake up and she hasn't stopped
Are Xayah and Rakan's capes actually their wings or is their only real bird trait their feet?
feet and eyes
wtf are theire ears
Post an item
Tell me why its the best item
1337 gold xD
support champs ruin rotating game modes, I can't stand these faggot champions
stopwatch, free/600 gold, good active, you can sell it if you used it or build some handy items out of it with reduced cost
you called my name?
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
need to ban Shaco,Teemo and Maokai
Sona,Soraka,Janna or Nami makes it through
why doesnt Riot just nerf all non-relic healing by like 30%
we've all heard the song. I think thats the whole joke the other user was trying to make
"l-l-l-lux, this feels great and all but I gotta go work, can we keep going later?"
Disgustingly mediocore you mean?
With the introduction of new runes and removal of Fervor of Battle he lost like 30% of his overall damage and because his lifesteal is linked directly with his damage output his sustain got also gutted by 30%.
He lost almost one fucking 3rd of his damage, you understand how shit it is now?
All this talk of leg locking and cumming inside
Lux's W ability is shit. How do you improve it, /lolg/? Or do you scrap it for something else?
I played Janna and won and now some guy from the enemy team won't stop sending me friend requests from accounts such as "KillJannaPlayers." I wish he'd stop because it's a little hot.
you are bad for 1v1, focus on farming
you can steal camps easy with your sick mobility and clear
don't gank unless enemy overextended hard and you ally has a cc
ult have big cd early use it wise
90% games you gonna be darkin
Warrior/BC/ and maybe Death Dance if you are feed then bulid tank
Flank enemy team with e, q in and try knock up as many enemies you can
ult their tank for full health hp
beware cc, you are not tanky as maokai and if you don't get heal ult you can still die pretty easy
pick if you want make enemy adc ragequit
use e to pick up them while they alone farming on botlane
if late game come and they have strong frontline champions you will be rather useless
same as peel supports
zhonya fuck you hard to
but if you are feed and they all are squishy you can kill them all in less than 1s if they are in range your q and w
try playing due with zilean or taric
i play like 20 games of him but im diamond 4 superrior player so you can trust in this guide
How about a champion that starts off fully armored up and tanky but slowly loses their armor as they take damage through the match but become stronger and faster
im aware. the point is anything preseason right now is stressful as all fuck
Kayn is best character made by rito since kench back the fuck off
be diamond (5) support main
adc asks if I can play Morgana
never played her in my life
"how hard can she be?"
literally don't hit a single Q all game
I swear, I can tget he most retarded stuns with Brand and Blitz hooks, but Morgana bind is some kind of bullshit and not really hitable without setup.
all sunfires all AOE garen rammus amumu morgana fiddlesticks comps are gone
Sterak x Trinity is so god damn fun.
a bunch of broken shit just got added to the game and everyone is having fun cheesing each other out. why are you being such a faggot? Just make silly rune pages and have fun you inept shitstain.
Is Sona getting nerfed or did that happen already?
Would Xayah have more porn if she wasn't attached to the fuckboy?
like reverse tiny from dota?
idea sounds fun but this game is bulid this way tanks are squishy early and get more and more durable as the game goes, tanky champion in early would be inbalanced
that sounds too interesting. Here, have a champion with mobility, a few AoE spells and one CC instead.
she got hotfixed on live but most likely not enough
Truly a goddess
Did you watch the worlds finals? It never ends.
Mages just only need other mana items and flat pen items.
that hotfixed nunu buff
it's jayce free week
I've waited for this moment.
Losing hard, getting stomped in a 4 v 5
Say we should surrender and not waste time since it's just a normal game
Some elise named "something something Uzamaki" starts scream how he never gives up and never loses
Tell him that anime isn't real and to stop watching Chinese cartoons.
afk's in fountain and starts writing a whole essay on how it's Japanese animation for 40 yearolds
I swear to God, euw is worse than eune and oce.
To play jayce or to shit on freeweek shitters who are playing jayce
do only 10% of an enemies hp in one combo
Faker building 3 mana items on Ryze
Is.. Is this how you're supposed to play ryze?
absolutely decimate everything i touch
Bets on it's the other Morello's from BMB but slightly modified. I just hope that the new Lost Chapters items aren't the only things that's new for the Mage itemization rework and that there's other new items that they're adding.
blind pick Renek
Galcial Augment Gnar cheese
Damn. Well at least my jungler got a bunch of free ganks from him, but it still sucked ass for me whenever I didn't have a bush to hide in
browses an image board
I noticed in my games is that its really fucking hard to compete with other junglers on base kayn, and this puts me very behind especially now when everythign is about one-shotting. Its more or less impossible to come back if I'm behind.
Darkin is mediocre, when I reach the form its almost every time I'm behind with a bc only and not tanky enough, and most times I will die, when I engage.
The assassin Kayn is kinda bad imo because when I reach it the enemy is always teaming up and its impossible to come out clean without at least trading a kill, and honestly other assassins would do the same job a lot better.
In all forms I think I don't have enough impact to the game after midgame, unless really damn fed. Also its very team dependant which is not a good sign for soloQ or even jungle now. My main problem with him is always the teamfights, because I don't know what should I do.
The man made GLP rush Ahri work and popularized it for a moment. So, yes.
His second Q proc actually does a surprisingly large portion of his damage, at least in early game. Started having more fun with him once I made sure I got it off in trades.
sorry i don't play mages
why haven't i got my gold rewards yet? i haven't got any suspension this year that i know of, i'm even honor 5
Destroy everyone while being deceptively hard to kill
see a Kled
They destroy everyone while being deceptively hard to kill
It doesn't surprise me anymore. He justs gets to some point in the game where he just murders people 1v3, gets back on Skaarl, and fucks off.
Nidalee VGU when?!
She literally has no identity anymore and does nothing.
doing my part
are you, user?
Post some /lolg/ memes, I'm bored
Why did I just get one champion shard after 35 when I got 3 champion shard when reaching all the other levels
you are supposed to be rewarded lvl up not getting fucking slapped in your facxe
should i main toplane or adc next season?
i want to be a meta slut and abuse op picks
I want to draw a detailed Sonia
yes you have no chance in 1v1 vs strong early jungler but their counterjungle shouldn't be a problem with your fast clear and mobility to escape
both forms suck when you are behind but as darkin you bring utility for team and more survi, never go blue if you are behind
when I reach it the enemy is always teaming up
like i said if you are feed enough you can even kill few champions at once with your aoe q and w, this sick aoe dmg is what make Kayn stronger late game assasin than zed or talon for example
also while playing red darkin is just "press r on enemy tank" as blue kayn you need to have great timing to use ult, it's take a lot of experience master it
A DEMACIAN A NOXIAN AND A FRELJORDIAN WALK INTO A TAVERN
THE BARKEEP ASKS, WHAT WILL IT BE?
THE DEMACIAN SAYS, I'LL HAVE A WINE... NO, WAIT, AN ALE! YEAH.
AND THE NOXIAN SAYS I'LL HAVE A WINE... YEAH... HE WANTS A WINE...
AND THE FRELJOOORDIAN SAYS, I'LL DRINK ANYTHING SO LONG AS... FUCK
how does this guy have his skin and I don't have mine?
HE ULTED A CLONE
Shit, Shaco's reaction always gets me.
I dont laugh a lot, but when I sincerely do I start crying like a helpless baby, why is that?
i don't blame this shen, almost nobody play shit champion like shaco so how he could know
Will probably give it a shot this week, once I'm done with depression.
Do it, if you do it good and we can meme it enough on reddit or something maybe they will even make a skin like this on 1st april
not ulting by clicking the health icon
you're emotional repressed
what do I take on azir?
I like lethal tempo but is it just a meme?
wow you're right
I never got a notification or anything, that was anticlimactic
I'm confused. I've read over Evelynn's abilities a few times now and I can't figure out what exactly empowers her E. They don't make it clear. I just know that I "tend" to get empowered E's by attacking an enemy champ first, but I don't know if the deciding factor is tagging them with an auto, a Q, the W curse, or ambushing them out of stealth. I don't get it. Please help me.
Haven't played in some months, how is Gangplank top right now?
What about Nunu jungle?
And Vlad mid?
Not at all.
This is the Jinx experience in a nutshell:
start doran shield because you're Jinx and lose lane to everybody
farm up for about 20 minutes
manage to get 2 items, your DPS is now decent
but their frontline is fed and their AD can actually do shit without being babied so you lose
you keep farming up
you now have 4 items
you're now strong as fuck and ready to penta
Kayn comes out of a wall and kills you with one button and you lose the game because you have no mobility and can't deal with being dived or assassinated
time to play aram to show off my gold border
VICTORIOUS A SHIT
i got over 6300 blues
what's a good mid champion for someone who never played mid before
Oriana. helps teach you spatial awareness even more and has a very intuitive design and abilities, and the 0 inch waist is a plus
i swear to god if i pressed that button i'm gonna get vollibear or some shit come on don't trust me with rng shit
gp top is okay if you dont fall for the klepto meme
nunu is shit
no idea about vlad, I always see them top instead of mid these days
Star Dragon, fun as fuck and uniqe never boring playstyle
Is there anything I absolutely shouldn't pick zed into?
He's so fun I just wanna play him all the time!
Comes with the fact that Riot will never make her trash.
Every game without fail. God help if your support isn't on the same page as you or vice versa.
You shouldnt pick zed into ranked
you don't get IP/essence from playing matches anymore? this is some bullshit.
So which runes are noob traps? Ultimate hat seems bad except for a few niche champions
high mobility and safe range wave clear make him good into ever matchup
they dont ban Teemo
hotline miami 2 soundtrack comes on shuffle while im playing
THIS CHAMP IS RETARDED IN THIS GAME MODE HAHA
so the rune should be always electrocute, or predator (when it becames available)?
Cheap shot seems to be the worst.
Does absolutely fuck all.
Is there anything I absolutely shouldn't pick zed into?
Hello. At least you won't deal with her most of the time in mid anymore.
Having to sell champ shards at 20% of their original value as your only way to gain blue essence feels pretty fucking bad
tilting filthy kat mains with malz
this is fun lads desu
I was playing urgot and got Adaptive Helm after cleaver. Didn't even realize Teemo was in enemy team after that. Mushrooms felt more like a refreshing snack.
Is Kled any good? How do you generally play him?
telling truth or is he just memeing?
Why Shen is allowed to hit like a fcking truck while beeing Supportive tank? Early lane is fcking imposible vs this nigger, why he deal more damage than bruisers?
i play most with electrocute, play few times with phase rush but didn't notice much inpact
aftershock sound really good for Rhaast but it's leaves you without keystone til 11-16 min
jankos play with press the attack on Rhaast, sound good since you get more dmg and heal on ult
Shen is easy to counterpick
there is literally NOTHING wrong with maining kat
I want Sneaky to sit on my face!
do you mean aurelion sol
he seems kind of intimidating to play
what's an actual god doing fighting little rat and elf people anyway
you can't win with trolls in your te-
soraka was more useless
Holy shit I forgot he existed
he isn't a god, he's a space dragon
Dont play her, she is garbage THOT. Rito ruined whole idea about sneaky assassin
play adc for the first time in a while
making flash plays, heal saves, and overall better adc gameplay that i have ever done
11/2/3, 300 farm at 30 too
This made me feel a bit more salty than usual. Is this how adbabs feel all the time?
sometimes I have honor displayed during the loading screen, sometimes not. what gives?
nothing like a heaping helping of demacia to make me feel better
t silver surfer
Just rolled for a mystery champ and got Tahm Kench. Is that good?
Guys, I just realized that Faker was /ourguy/ all along. Just look at him and who he is:
Memes often, like eating broccoli or rolling like Vayne
Doesn't care about anything from the real life
Is actually tryharding, he carried his team of lowbobs 3 fucking times, and almost 4th
Always plays 1v9
Never buys and even uses skins (to promote them) because fuck riot, they pay him money instead, I bet he didn't even invest a single buck into lol
Mad respect to him
Akali shits on him pretty bad but then she doesn't go mid anymore ever since they gutted her last yeat. Fizz is the biggest counter tho.
No one cares, you're irrelevant now. Hail the age of Crown and SSG
cheap shot is a niche rune
for example you pick it on teemo and get bonus true damage every time you hit your Q and auto
same for mundo and his cleaver, it's not strong late game but in lane it's not bad
See Fox slut 100hp after she got kill
Go for her
She is 100% HP now because of Gunblade+passive
Has anybody been noticing lower FPS since the patch? My PC isn't that great but I'm like at a constant 40fps late game. I saw a few posts on the league forums about it but I don't know
@Garbage Can Lid
Her highest winrate is in silver tho.
I guess I'll try phase rush, then PTA it sounds good.
Yaoi is the futa of female fetishes.
Prove me wrong.
The whole image is a hnggh and a half.
Hnngh, thank you for that img. And I had a good leggerday, my thighs are bigger than my lifts though..
Just might have to play Poppy a bit, just because of that pic.
it shows if you got honored in your last game
never even uses skins (to promote them)
Well, he did kinda promote the second batch of SKT skins along with everyone though when they Flex queued up.
laptop i purchased in 2011
have to cap my framerate at 60 or it starts overheating at 200fps on mid-high
im so sorry
Both are gay but futa is the futa of female fetishes. Plus futa isn't nearly as common among men as yaoi is among women.
Probably because SKT management forced him and KKoma was moninoring his skin choice with a belt in his hand
He still never picked even his own "SKT" skins afterwards
women liking futa
normie women liking yaoi
out with you
Be low health
Have fully stacked Ravenous Hunter and have Passive on
Use Q on a group of minions
Get half health back
Yeah I know my shit is like 10 years outdated but I swear the FPS has been tanking since 7.22. Maybe it's just me
Update this trash dude
BOY I SURE DO LOVE 4AM MATCHES
He played with his Ryze skin during last year's finals
a 750ti should be dominating league
mage players in league of assassins
what did you expect?
Got no money but soon maybe
bug where you can't open your masteries still not fixed
this rollout has been such a fucking trainwreck
oh but it gets better
i told him to buy a defensive item
he told me litch bane helps defend himself against the damage chart
You'd be surprised on both counts.
How do i vayne top?
WW with Predator Boots of Swiftness. Deadman's, Blood Hunt active, Triforce and Righteous Glory
Fuck these runes are fun
tfw mundo has been my favorite champ since season 1
everyone says he's shit except when he's OP which results in riot nerfing him in no time
sometimes I wonder if I'm wasting my time playing mundo instead of learning a better champ
by killing yourself
predator is so damn underrated, I love it
40 fps is still ok. I used to play with 25 normal and 15 on teamfights. Dont know how I managed to stay calm with frozen screens every 2 seconds. Just make sure you update it soon
by rushing a frozen mallet and becoming an even more dangerous mini gnar
mmr in silver 1 while at gold 4 because everyone shitting my matches up
After all these years I finally entered the Yi zone again
normie men liking futa
no yordle assassin champion
that looks nothing like sg lulu
is ashe good yet?
Fuck I left my cuckshed unlocked!
what champs would approach velocity be good on?
I'm thinking chogath and mundo
You got a problem with that?
she's now even worse
girls (male) like futa
it's the appeal of familiar genitals to people who have dic
what is shemale
Veigar is already the token ironically badass yordle champion.
its when she uses e out of stealth
I hate it how retards like you overuse this stupid word.
How did you do it? I can't imagine playing under 60 fps, let alone 30.
What is that pic
Butthurt Bernout detected.
karthus x kayle
kennen is an assassin
literally me. a girl (boy) that loves futa but hates men in hentai
Eve buffs when?
if I'm gold in 3v3 but silver in the other queues can I still go around saying I'm a gold player? I mean I got a gold border in meme modes and aram so that has to count for something
It was extremely annoying for sure, but I kind of got used to it. I only played tanky Junglers so it was kind of forgiving having so much fps lags.
I'm now glad to play with 80-100 fps. I also reached D4 with that shit computer, ridiculous
It's girl(male) user
Girl/boy is a social role/gender
Male/female is a biological constant that medicine can't change for now.
I'm slightly less retarded
No. Your answer is unequivocally no.
Jesus I could play twitch jungle and hotstreak my way to gold III
been Silver and Gold in solo/duoq for 2 seasons
mfw I've gotten borders from being plat 3 in flexq
mfw I'm introduced as "a plat player"
Hey is there any porn of Aery yet?
I finally did it just took 7 times but I did it now just one more...
She need new rework, or increase renge on E while in stealth
Girl/boy is a social role/gender
people actually believe this
Though to be fair, boy at one point was. Considering it meant slave.
I picked up playing LoL again for this preseason and I noticed the same thing. I was in the middle of a lategame teamfight and had 40fps.
After that, I turned off shadows and put effects to low and it's been fine since. This is the first time I ever saw LoL perform so bad and it's so strange, I used to play LoL on my old C2D E8400 + Radeon 4850 on max settings just fine.
Damn and here I am struggling to get into gold playing at 144.
Fun part is that power-level wise I think Bard's the strongest since he can literally travel time and space.
What waifu is next to get BURCH'D?
to see someone happy
I still can't believe they gave him a job
I want eve to drink my life
In what department?
I want to spank Riven!
The gangrape kind with the SG Familiar's knotted cocks, I assume?
That's because everyone was called a 'girl' before, not because all men were slaves.
i hope Zoe bite the bullet
Who is Second Wind good on? Can ADCs or ssupports take it?
Why is Lux's wave clear so shit, holy crap. Unless I'm above the curve I can't one shot the back wave, what the hell.
Works against Ekko too so long as you realize once he backs off screen for a second and a half then he's back, he's about to try to full combo you. If he's gone for 5+, he's waiting on jungler or for you to move up. 10+, good chance he roamed.
i want eve to kill me
Never so I can play her
I cannot believe they made MF so fucking ugly
Which role do you play? I suggest you to play only Jungle. I used to boost some Bronze people with only Amumu and Gragas til' Plat 5. The great thing with these two champs is that they have
great amount of cc
nice base damage
you can build mixed items like tankish and some magic and still do a ton of damage
Yasuo is also great, BUT only if you CAN play him and know WHEN you can initiate to fight your opponent
I'm not a legit hard stuck silver surfer tho
start playing ranked after years if ARAM memeing
can't decide who to main so I keep hopping between champs
lose a bunch
internet fucks up so I have to play with 150 ping
lose even more
watch neace's vids
start getting better
fix my ping
get even better
find champs I like and start winning more
season starts coming close to the end and I quit ranked to avoid the smurfs boosters and trolls because that shit's unfun
I bet I could get to plat in the preseason if I didn't want to try out new champs and builds
Because she are shit. Just watch all ranage minions die because you lack 10 damage
why is Maokai such a bro to have on your team
Females like futa for the same reason men like it, it's the taboo of homosex while still having a straight appeal.
That said futa in general is a pretty fringe fetish either way.
In need that rear on my face
because he can only fuck up 1 way and that's with his Q
Poppy and the other yordle girls are inevitable at this point.
Also it's been like a month and a half since we got that shitty MF comic, Riot mentioned that those 4 short comics were actually just "experiments" for community feeback, so who knows if they'll even count as canon later down the line. That and it's likely that they're planning fully-fledged comic series' in the future, rather than shitty 20 page one-offs.
Lethality was a mistake.
implying normie men like shemales
You've been here for so long you've lost perspective of the outside world user. Most men would puke at the sight of a penis on a woman.
Support and Top.
I just need to play more honestly, I only started playing Lol near the end of this season.
Eh, he could W too early and not have his reliable point 'n click CC for whatever epik plaimaekr assassin from facerolling your AD/Mid down.
Also could ulti like a premature ejaculator and blow his load way too early.
How was she useless? Not him btw
Do you like Ahri, lolg?
writing "/joke" multiple times as poppy
He is my off main. Hes seriously good but I remember I lost my first 15 games with him
This image is always automatically associated with ahricuck in my head
I think there should be a Warmog's equivalent for Mages. Make it like this:
Gives AP, CDR, Mana, the good stuff that mages want at a competitive price
You rapidly regenerate health while out of battle
However. Based on your level, your health caps at 900 early on to 1500 at max level
how could I not?
actually i remember reading some study on this which said shemales were considered one of the "icky" fetishes where it's very socially frowned upon for how popular it is
obviously it's not a normie fetish but it's still a reasonably common one as far as fetishes go
How do you get skin chests?
What item is on far left for sona?
That's Poppy's run-on joke in the game.
I realy lack HP+AP item. Now while Rylai is fcking garbage
what champs can be played in both mid and support
Hell no. Maybe a Mage Mercurial equivalent at most, even then I can see that being abused by a few AP tanks.
hextech stopwatch. 1 time use hourglass
i can't tell you how to play him but i can tell you that around low diamond every single Kled main i've played him has gone completely fucking nuts and shit on everything
i think he's one of those champs like Aurelion where they're hard to play correctly but if you know how to play him he's fucking insane
also I really love his ult to have on my team
I think thats the stopwatch.
1500hp tank at lv18
It's the 4th most popular fetish in the world.
Thats ok, silver is a good start. Janna is an extremely good support if you have a good communicating partner. I loved to juke some Champs with my Tornado like Lee or Riven players. Its so satisfying doing that.
If you dont want to try Jungle you may wont climb that fast, but thats also okay. Just look at your mistakes everytime and learn from it. And watch some guides, they also helped me alot.
lesbian femanon here
i like twinks and knots or traps.
futa is also acceptable because theyre women with dicks attacked. its all the bonuses of a dick but with the benefit of no men attached to it
why is riot so afraid of adding more items to the game?
the number of champs keeps increasing but the number of items stays the same
another god tier splash shitty ingame skin that i'll end up buying
this is pretty cool though
I wanna fuck the fox!
lesbian femanon here
Begone fat neckbeard
Do you have all those champions available during too? Moron.
Because ultimate hat is broken as fuck on a lot of champs.
because the fun ones are gone
fun isnt allowed
here's the alpha items. this is the starting items league began with
Nami, Zyra, Poppy
I don't even, Poppy's looking for the hero... which is herself, Nami is looking for some stone and I'm not sure what Zyra is looking for, probably meaning.
Transexual Martian here. I prefer giantess and tickle porn
Yaoi is pretty normal now, though. Especially for the nerd girl crowd.
Like fujoshit is fucking everywhere in weeb media, for instance.
nice proof haha I am jesus I made you I can confirm
the appeal to dicks is that no dildo can replace the real thing\
you get a free pa-
no, kill yourself.
It's a meme you retard.
have a cute but still reasonable personality
have an air of common sense most other champs can only dream of
travel with a guardian in case of trouble
never plays with matches
acts impulsive and irresponsible
wear short shorts
reveal legs for any potential partners
display soft tummy to keep them drawn in
show off cute feet, a real man's true krypton
wears jewelry to accentuate on above features
keep hair long, but still maintained somehow
always thinking about boys
can't stop thinking about getting tongue punted
zoe is very clearly a teenager
annie is a child
She has one about robbing a bank too.
I don't blame you. Go look up Cian Yo and have yourself a nice fap then cry yourself to sleep once you remember she isn't real.
Evelynn and Zyra, finding the only man they can't seem to brutally molest, go on an underwater treasure hunting adventure with Nautilus.
what the fuck, true damage based on crit chance? what a weird combo
available during what
Not really and not all.
Part of the yaoi fantasy is living your ideal romance while escaping the constraints of womanhood. You need a degree of queerness to get into it.
Shut up. Idgaf if its a MEEEMEEE I despise this word deeply and I hate retarded scums who use it. Seriously just die.
thats not even the best part. your roster was the following at that time
thats also not all the items. thats just the apha items.
imagine season 1's early items plus the following roster in their first iterations (tf gold card stun, ult was his e or some shit)
think how absolutely fucking
funthis game was
Should I spend all of my BE on a mystery champion Y/N
Tfw no legacy league servers
Taliyah hotfix buffs
Lol nevermind we revert it she looks OK now
Taliyah E buffs on PBE
Lol nevermind we revert i too
Fcking nigger stop doing it
nunu looks so angry
Man, League felt like a comfy saturday morning cartoon compared to how it is now
Yeah I'm not looking to try and rocket through the ranks, just want to get gud.
you have 4.20 sandbox. thats about as much as you're getting
now if you had the ability to make a server like the WoW lads did you could use the
closed beta iteration where *literally everything* was not finalized
When you play almost perfectly for 45 mins then make ONE mistake that costs you the entire game
nothing personell kid
Zoe is blatantly manufactured, trope-ingrained loli bait and Annie is subtle, tasteful loli bait done right. Zoe feels and comes off like soulless shit, Annie doesn't.
Her concept art from the League artbook is especially interesting, shame she's hasn't received a fucking proper lore update to shed light on the subject.
What is wrong here?
pretty sure anyone who buys Zoe is going on a list
So is there any point to playing Xerath now? It feels like Zoe basically fills the same role except she has mobility, even crazier base dmg and more utility. Oh, and non-existant mana costs
Xerath has 120 mana cost Qs at lvl 5
I want to steal lulus clothes even though its cold outside
Zoe feels and comes off like soulless shit
wtf how? She's got more soul than half of the roster...
that infographic isnt even taking into account the
even more ancient things that nobody will remember
to the trash it goes
I have an i5 3570
getting Ryzen this week wooand a Fury X, and I barely get 60 fps lategame, no matter what settings I use. Performance has been getting worse for years, but it's exceptionally shitty this patch.
I'm not sure what to play anymore /lolg/...
None of the lanes seem fun, none of the champs seem fun.
I love the game, still, but I just can't find any enjoyment out of any of the champs, and none of those that exist really draw me in and make me want to buy them.
Truly the most alpha support
Never she is good the way she is. Its not riot´s problem retards are building the second squishiest character in the game full ap
why is it that koreans are the ones who come up with the best builds?
I feel like I'd be better off not using lolking for builds anymore
Bard walks away to get chimes
Murder his ADC
Bard tries to roam
Murder his tower ADC and tilt ADC asking where his support is
More like "Most Cucked Support"
using the stock shit gold builds from random stat sites instead of looking at the top master / challenger players and stalking their games
just went against vi for the first time since the patch
Well that was fucking disgusting.
Been playing since Season 2
How the fuck do I get good bros?
asks for proof
doesn't provide any himself
you are litreally me
but then i buy kayn and have fun yet again
I lurk tumblr, you haven't talked to a woman in 10 years.
Try other games, space yourself from LoL. I suggest Battlerite, HotS if you got that Moba crave still, or DotA if you're good. But then again the newest DotA patch is worse than 6.84 or w.e it was.
She isn't unique, nothing in her lore or personality deters away from blatant tropes that attract both lolicons and preteen girls.
wears unusually revealing clothing
Futaba release skin for the lolicon weebs
"le randumb spork!!! XD"-tier dialogue for the 10-14 year old girls who love excessively goofy shit
has a crush on Ezreal who's basically League's equivalent of a boy band member
'it's okay because she's 10,000 years old!" meme
design is something akin to a Disney Princess character regarding both her splash and in-game model, which has received countless complaints for looking "out-of-place" with the game's art direction
super-girly aesthetics and theme with the excessive sparkles, bubbles, star patterns, butterflies, bright pastel colors, etc.
I'll try to refrain further judgement until we finally get her lore-related short story, but I'm not expecting anything interesting or good coming from it.
Ok user now you're just trying too hard
Zed wins both those matchups you fucking shitter.
lmao just had a gold 1 botlane vs a plat 2 botlane. My gold botlane got dumpstered 0-8...thx for giving me a free loss in plat 2
there is no greater feeling than a flash hook assassination that wins you the game
That's actually super helpful, thank you
I quit Dota 2 2 years ago aftering getting very high in terms of MMR (5,5k), quit LoL after getting banned in the middle of last season (Diamond 3), been playing WoW since then.
However, there isn't much to do in WoW for a while so I came back to League.
Used to play pretty much every role but adc, most of my time spent on playing Brand / Sion support, Karthus / Vlad mid and Nunu / Ivern jungle.
No, it's the 579.7444445th most common fetish in the world, recheck your sources.
I want Brittany to sit on my face
Hooking the ADC that is brainless standing still autoing and give him uppercut
Next game the ADC Bans Blitz on the other team
Fun and DONE
I'm not the only one who wants to buy project vayne knowing that I'm not super good with her and she's meh in the current meta because she's not xayah, right?
enemy picks akali
Has anyone created a new account after this recent patch?
What is unlocking champions like?
Do you get enough champion shards/blue essence?
What's a good champion that's fun to play like Yasuo in terms of the most basic controls? Most champs only feel fluid with an expensive skin on, case in point Veigar where anything other than Final Boss or Omega Squad feel like shit. Can someone rec me a champion that's just complete fun to play?
Yes. I always buy cool skins even if I've never played the champion before
not stomping people entire divisions above you by abusing preseason
Cmon lolg step your shit up.
Wow and I thought the butthurt lefitist cuck was a stereotype, yet here you are.
all this items i had forgotten and suddenly remember
I feel like it would be way worse.
Harder to just pick the champ you want and grind out some games for it.
HotS and Battlerite are still options then, and both free. Alternatively, try some single player shit. Emulate PSX games, like Xenogears, Legend of the Dragoon, eventually you'll have the drive to PvP again. Also, when's the next WoW bundle, if you happen to know?
From what I've seen I'm going to have to agree with this to some extent, and the same applies for futa and traps.
There are probably more bi and gay women than men though, which would explain why it's much more popular and apparently a big market in the weeb industry.
only censoring your name
Get into a normal game with multiple challenger and master players
I'm not the one who feeds
It's always the hardstuck D5 trash.
you get less than if you had gotten IP after every game
WoW birthday event is in a couple of days, which is very likely the next time they're going to reduce the price of legion.
I don't have issues finding other games, there's plenty of single player shit I can play.
The only issue I have is not finding anything fun to do in League despite the fact that I want to play and enjoy it badly.
Zilean and Soraka trying to lift Mordekaiser's curse by reversing time and healing wounds? idk
Most champion releases after 2013.
hexdrinker counters a hybrid champion
Don't post Soraka if you're going to bully people ty
She isn't unique
No champion is.
you mean boosted
Then I don't know what to tell you man. Playing single player stuff for almost a month straight let me find love for this game again. That doesn't seem like it'll work for you though; go have a fap or something and sleep on it.
Viktor, Annie and Thresh
This will end poorly.
When you play almost perfectly for 45 mins then you realize that everyone on your team is a feeding retard who have at least 8 death and 100 cs behind, and the only reason the game is purely because of you, and for some reason you still didn't leave.
neace is so wise, if I had known about him years ago I would have probably played ranked instead of avoiding it
Not even an Anniefag or a Lolifag tbqh. Just speaking from a personal perspective on the situation.
All of Riot's champions are designed to fulfill certain character tropes. The difference is that Riot pulls their own 'take' on these tropes, so that they still feel unique and fresh to some degree.
As it stands right now, Zoe doesn't feel like that to me. Everything about her personality and design screams 'by-the-books.' It all depends on how they handle her ties to Targon.
When do chests reset?
bulk of Akali's damage is from q procs and passive
both are magic damage
"hurr durr hexdrinker nice meme xd"
I can't believe Nami if fucking dead!
On the right yeah but left seems fine
I also dont get the sona face
annie and lulu will always be best lolis
With every new season.
how many days
January or February.
the bespectacled nigger did it on stream
What's the absolute best "Tank Killer" build one can get? BotrK > BC > Dominik's?
Xerath, Syndra, Jhin
Well, the first two make sense. Xerath and Syndra had an arcane duel, Syndra actually loses but Xerath spares her, seeing the potential in her. Jhin probably is just the enigmatic fuckhead they met sometime after, tagging along for a reason known only to him.
Xerath and Syndra seek greater power, Xer teaching Syndra on the way as Jhin is along for the ride, most likely to avoid prosecution for being a murderer.
100% crit with bork and LW
the crit damage and AS ends up doing more dps than a blackcleaver for most champions
this desperate for a dollar
give me one reason to play when I can't get free stuff
It's more about internalised misogyny/dysphoria/fear of relationships rather than being bi or les.
tfw no border no skin because ban
Stop being toxic, user. :)
/mute all and comm purely in pings. Only question mark bad plays once, make sure to BM enemies with proper emotes for tilt factor, congrats you're still able to be a douche while not giving fuel for a report.
I actually have stopped being toxic I got my honor level 1 yesterday
Yep. One game and its down the shitter for you.
says it's from blood, I probably burst a capillary
wants to be sure and sends me for an exam
gonna get ultrasound on my bawls
gonna have to fap in a cup
What lego legends slut should I fap to at the doc's?
everything worked fine yesterday
get into first ranked game of the day
constant 500 ms
Fuck this shit company, how hard is it to provide a stable service?
I can download with 10 mb/s and everything else works fine, but league is taking the piss today and does not drop below 300 at best and sits at 500 at worst.
Do it you pussy.
Literally any of them. Who the fuck cares, you've fucked your dick up either way son. Enjoy one of, if not THE last fap you'll have.
Jhin, Twitch, Jinx
This is actually easy for me.
Twitch and Jinx already live in Zaun, while Jhin is actually traveling to Zaun to assassinate some targets there. So a run-in between the three of them is actually possible. All of them are fucking batshit insane, have extremely violent tendencies and seem to hate society & its higher authority with a fucking passion, so I could see them teaming up to fuck over Piltover for shits & giggles.
I nearly relapsed the other day user maybe you can help?
Be 3 kills draven with 9 assists
Start 1v2ing gangplank and alistar
Both of them are running, about to get that sweet sweet cash in
Hit the w about to kill gp
Eve comes out of nowhere and last hits gp
Slightly tilted, go for the ali
She's walking at the side of him think, i'm going to get my cash in
Last hits him to
I just put in chat that I hate her so much as she'd been doing it all game, felt like inting but i refrained
Any good mage-like adcs for botlane other than MF? (ezreal is permabanned)
You're sperging the same shit since Zoe's reveal. Get over it m8.
What's the best secondary rune tree to take on Maokai? Sorcery?
Rammus, Pantheon, Sion
Pantheon and Sion discover that the greatest warrior and master of battle that ever existed is a giant armadillo, and thus decide to follow him wherever he's going as his disciples.
Support picks mage
Loses you the lane incredibly hard by taking retard trade after retard trade
Gets kills later
It's suddenly my fault
im a rebel
killing stuff is so much fun haha i hate everything
stop calling me edgy silly boys XD
Really? I don't get that impression at all.
What's your impression on guys who get off to futa and traps then? Aside from the usual repressed homosexuality and the dysphoria that comes with it.
You get different ones for different queues.
That sounds like an extreme case of latent pent up aggression. If you like metal, go to a show and live in the pit until it's over. Exercise and sweat some of the aggression out. Alternatively, drop Draven since being KS'd is a huge problem for him. I doubt you'll like the latter, which really leaves you the first two options.
One thing that works for me but I'm rather unique in that regard is to listen to a song you really like on repeat. It helps put me in the zone and keeps me there.
Why does he have an arm cannon?
Spam W and Aery at anything that is close to point and click range
IT'S GANKPLANK 3.0 BABY
I thought corki was trash in bot now?
veigar presses R
hmmm, what do we think about this?
Is Rakan good? Having 3 dashs, shields, and heals makes me think he's just mediocre at everything
Imagine being so bad at league of legends you actually think fizz beats Zed lol.
Anything kills you in one hit at 40 minutes.
Got chat restricted after I already got all my rewards
Looks like I win again
These 2 yordles.
it's a 'mid and bot feed their asses off and i can't step out for 3 seconds to help without my lane getting pushed' episode
Our jungler was Kindred, too.
What's the matter, lolbaboon?
Sona or Ahri are the best choices
I don't really want to watch LoL streamers or youtubers but I have to admit that I'm not up to date with the jungle meta.
Is there something I can watch or read about how the rune changes affect the jungle?
Someone told me that the wraiths are good now but what if I play a jungler who can't clear them quickly?
He's the best engage support, one of the finest initiators in the game. So easy to set up wombos with him. You got a Yasuo? He presses R after you combo and the fight starts out strong. Got an Ori on your team with half a brain? She E's to you and full combos the enemy team for free.
I used to think Rakan was clunky garbage before I played him more. Once you learn his combos and ranges he becomes a stellar support. If your ADC, by some miracle, isnt braindead you'll win every engage you initiate.
there are people in lolg right now that got rewarded with silver and gold borders
play game as maokai top against a Jayce
jungle Yi banks early and we get first blood
feel like things are going to go well
hit 6 and roam mid
land ult and w enemy ziggs
friendly Kat sits back attacking minions
Ziggs gets away
our support Karma spends 90% of the game farming other lanes
Yi refuses to group because "that's for golds lol"
any time make a pick on the enemy adc the rest of my team backs off
somehow get enemy inhib tower down but can't take inhib
yi splitpushes the opposite lane from the open inhib while enemy team pressures baron
tunnel visions every time and gets caught out
game has been going on over 60 minutes at this point because the enemy team can't manage to take an inhib tower either
everything in the game is either full build or 5 items
somehow catch the enemy adc out of position, allowing us to push into their base and win
I want to die
You forgot plat.
should i buy ornn or camille for top
pick him when the adc is Xayah
he spends the first 30 seconds of the match singing with her
buying this character was a mistake
Turn off voices.
How do I check my honor level?
@Garbage Can Lid
Everything works with the new runes now. I played crit Sona top lane and won lane earlier
silver, gold AND plat borders
Rakan is a Okay~ champ
Xayah is an annoying fucking cunt with REALLY bad voice lines
Like i play Xayan but i turn off Voices when i pick her because it's THAT fucking bad
Sub challenger borders
When you press profile it's just on the summary of all your stuff
not allowed to trash talk them
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT THEN
Not using Kleptomancy as Keystone
tfw I swore I was going to be chat restricted or banned because I spent and entire game harassing a premade for not remaking when their butt buddy couldn't connect and I never joined any teamfights and I never fought enemy champs
I ended the game with like 900 damage done to champions, 0 kills, 0 assists
I never raged though, I just talked down to them like they were kids and I let them know they made a huge mistake by not accepting the remake.
How to fix LW and make people actually buy it:
Decide to stop playing because bored
Come back 2 months later
Get called plat trash whenever someone gets a little buttmad
It's okay to be silver
How's this bodytype for the Siona drawing?
I want her to be bulkier than sona without going all the way to Hulk.
futa crowd is actually pretty diverse, from bi to straight to repressed trans
I thought janna is shit
Unless you're going full NIGGERDEATH in chat you usually need multiple games of bad behavior to start getting punished.
Trying out this rune page
Essence reaver or IE, 2 phantom dancers or 1 PD + RFC, swiftness boots, GA + whatever last item
Run around like an idiot dealing crits everywhere
Actually have fun in League for the first time in years
The stage is set
Baby ragers acting all smooth.
Meanwhile I silently collect all the Honors.
Im new, what so these borders look like so I can spot the shitters?
Boobs not big enough
Also overrated meme
Vs some match ups she has a hard time but she's still good
Karma/Sona/lulu all come before now
Care for tanky support but she is not Soraka tier bad anymore
Soraka is like a 40% chance to have a bad time because poke
I started right around Ex release. Man those were the days. I'm sad I didn't get to play around alpha like some of you guys.
I want Blitz to look just like that if he ever gets a VU.
not bming relentlessly
i say ez every game
and report enemies when they do : ^)
maybe he's a gold 3v3 player but a silver solo q player like me
Damn I have this on my PC but I'm mobile rn
Kek, no. Tere's repressed sexuality issues there for anyone who enjoys that fetish. I should know since I'm one of them, same goes for yaoi.
Anyone who likes likes any kind of fetish with homosexual implications isn't going be completely straight period, sorry to break it to you. Why do you think so many anons on Veeky Forums joke about futafags being gays or bis in denial? Because it's generally true. I'd know enough after occasionally browsing /d/ for so long. Like hell just take a look at all of the support sluts in this general for starters.
not into and even disgusted by traps, trannies, drag queens, boys in general
league of legends
do good for my adc
I don't know what's with all the kindreds lately. She's still fucking dogshit.
who else watching faker?
tfw love the concept of kindred but sucks at playing her
Yeah I want to fuck her concept too
concept of kindred
2 equal spirits of death divided by aspects
its litteraly kindred with the literal wholf popping now and then to be a shitty ability
desu kangdred should be similar to kayne, as in one spirit would lead while the other would follow
maybe a transformation like jayce or niggalee?