/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

DeathDog
DeathDog

INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major patch: http://www.dota2.com/duelingfates (7.07)
Minor patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/34339/ (7.07b)
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New players (League refugee edition): https://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: http://devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

Previous: /vg/thread/195559102#p195559102

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.dota2.com/duelingfates
http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/34339/
https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
https://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
http://blog.dota2.com/
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
http://dotaloadout.com/
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
http://devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/
http://www.datdota.com/
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3558979253/builds
https://www.twitch
https://www.twitch
https://www.twitch
https://www.twitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGR5Xfk50o
https://www.esportstales.com/dota-2/playerbase-declining-707-effect-and-source-2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvC66pO2xkk
takes2long
takes2long

what was the rtz tiny item build?
i only know that you max third skill

Methnerd
Methnerd

dooooooooooooooooooooooootaaaaaaaaaards
wheres the mmr reset

Evilember
Evilember

LANAYA

TechHater
TechHater

i'm copy pasting my booga post here because fuck you

Is it just me or has Valve completely fucked up party queueing in this game? I've been playing with my irl friends for the first time in like a year and:

Valve adds 500 to my party mmr because my solo mmr is autistically high compared to my funtime party mmr
none of my solo ranked strats work because we're playing against 3k mongoloids that just sit on my lane and never rotate (offlane)
my friends suck at dota since they're very out of practice, but they have to play against 3-4k players because they all have 3k mmr from like 2014
get salty as fuck because I know my opponents are playing like fucking retards but they're still winning, constantly have to hold my friends' hands through everything from buying wards to initiating to carrying, and since I'm somewhat bitchy and tilted for various reasons, they get offended

this game used to be fun with friends

I think we've lost like 8 of the 10 matches we've played in the last week

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3558979253/builds

DeathDog
DeathDog

wow hellraisers just got their shit pushed in

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@DeathDog
If only mouz played like that all the time

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evilember
Give full picture, please!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

his favorite dota hero can't cook

FastChef
FastChef

@Methnerd
but it reveals her secret

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Luna!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PackManBrainlure
my 2 fav heroes

clockwerk
seems like he would know how since he's a smart DIY dude
broodmother
well she's a mother so of course she knows how to cook a mean tendie

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Methnerd
some secrets are not meant for christian imageboards

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw no brewmaster bf

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

why is newbee so shit?

takes2long
takes2long

@Methshot
when you bust a nut but she keeps on suckin

iluvmen
iluvmen

Reminder that Dark Willow is a Sissy

Evilember
Evilember

@BunnyJinx
....they're winning though ...?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@takes2long
haha where's the upvote and retweet buttons here

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PackManBrainlure
Her "secret" is that she can't cook at all

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spamalot
gotta put 'upvote' into the name field and reply to the post you want to upvote, obviously.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@lostmypassword
upvoted

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@iluvmen
dark willow isn't anything like sissy.

5mileys
5mileys

play turbo
have fun
based icefraud

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Methshot
is this the power of top secret chink adderall?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@5mileys
play turbo
don't have fun because it removes the best part of dota, the earlygame.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@King_Martha
this desu
nothing feels as good at getting a solo kill 1 on 1 on mid

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i have a sub-25% winrate in turbo

how do i get good?

Techpill
Techpill

While xyclopz and his accent that makes him sound like he's choking on a dick has it's charm he'd be infinitely better if he could properly speak. Him and envy must be long lost brothers because they both sound like they're choking on their own tongue.

takes2long
takes2long

@Techpill
This, honestly.
He'd be a top tier caster if he fixed his accent.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

queue up for euw
3 cyrillic usernames
storm, invoker, meepo and necro icons all apear mid
necro and invoker both go mid
safelane storm and a roaming meepo
all 4 feed
afk sandstorm in jungle waiting for next
9/10 games i want to grab a hammer and smash my pc

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Techpill
@takes2long
hes already top tier

SniperGod
SniperGod

wtf newbee is retarded

they couldve just went for throne but they chose to take top rax

???

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
safelane storm is good and seriously worth considering again now that the glorious int meta is coming back.
roaming meepo can work, you have decent kill potential with two meepos

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Carnalpleasure
but imagine if he had a clearer voice and wasn't drowning in his own saliva

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@WebTool
In theory sure but not in the hands of 3 mid autists that can only pick one of 3 heroes and go mid

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@AwesomeTucker
it's just not the same if you don't sound fucking retarded

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperGod
Stream?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Need_TLC
you could have won that one, if you hadn't thrown.
If you throw games like this, you are part of the problem.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sharpcharm
wtf i imagined xyclopzz looking like fuccboi like winter, but he looks like mushi instead

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Bidwell
He looks closer to Envy

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Sharpcharm
that name
Is there anything more fun than seamonkey names?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sharpcharm
so that's why they call him cyclops

Emberfire
Emberfire

Tiny finally reworked so that he doesn't feels like an half of a hero without wisp
entire reddit and gulag on flames saying hes ruined
meanwhile im spamming him to get to 5k
good goys, keep shitting on him so that he wont get nerfed

farquit
farquit

@Emberfire
You're behind the times, he's first ban first pick in esports already

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@farquit
i fucking love new tiny because hes still underestimated by plebs and i can get away with firstpicking him on my 4.5k shithole bracket

askme
askme

What did Miracle- win again?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do you consider russians human?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'm 3k. Is it worth it to play Puck mid? The hero is good but I feel like it does things that 3k fags can't follow up on. Without follow up the hero seems worse

Booteefool
Booteefool

@askme
ti

w8t4u
w8t4u

NEW RANKED WHEN??? BEEN 2 WEEKS ALREADY

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Captain's Draft is somehow less interesting now that so many heroes are viable.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Harmless_Venom
Humaner than you muhammed

SniperGod
SniperGod

I have not had fun playing Dota 2 in the last 3 years.
I don't even play anymore because it's just so obviously the literal opposite of fun.
Why am I even in this thread?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Would the gaming community be a better place without gulags, chongs and spics?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@w8t4u
now

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperGod
I haven't played this pile of shit for over 3 years now. Game is great, players aren't.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

*presses w*
wins 99% of lanes
*buys mask*
achieves 700+gpm
*presses r*
crushes eardrums of every player participating in the game and wins the game after pressing an a button
gee im so glad that icefrog buffed this hero it makes every pub where shes not banned so much more exciting :)

WebTool
WebTool

@King_Martha
NOW???? I DON'T SEE IT

girlDog
girlDog

Sunsfan: we don't get to see DK often anymore
Does he not watch VP games?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Maybe SWM or Maybe Next Time SWM?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Spazyfool
I dislike playing against AM a lot more desu

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spazyfool
I afked for 50 minutes and now the enemy hard carry has farm, NERF

askme
askme

I don't always post my good suggestions on Veeky Forums but I always do because I don't care about notoriety.

Switch SMOKE and SCAN and make smoke effect your entire team, whilst making scan an item with a single use from the shop. Why?

because I said so.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Illusionz
50 minutes
max 20-30 if you have decent game unless you build midas, manta or other dogshit items

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@WebTool
NOW

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Harmless_Venom
no

askme
askme

It's a battlefury Slark episode

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
You think sunsfan is the type of person to casually watch dota?
The entire moonduck crew does the literal bare minimum. When rtz/Uni joined Secret Zyori didn't even fucking know when they talked about it on their dota podcast.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Wake up
New ranked system isn't in place yet

Bidwell
Bidwell

@girlDog
they picked it only twice this month
how is that "often"?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@girlDog
Wasn't DK one of the three heroes super could play?

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
@w8t4u
stop calling it "new" ranked system, you retards
IT WILL BE THE SAME YOU WIN YOU GET +25 YOU LOSE YOU GET -25 THING only with a fancy badge after season ends to appease redditors

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperGod
DK
Viper
DP
Razor
don't slander the poor guy

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lord_Tryzalot
The hero is good but I feel like it does things that 3k fags can't follow up on

This.

Illusionz
Illusionz

What would happen if pic related played Dota 2?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Gigastrength
The three heroes are DK, DP and Medusa, I mean he's damn good on them, which is quite impressive in itself. Being so good on DK that it is worth banning against you.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It's another "massively ahead at 15 minutes, but carry wants to afk jungle against lategame enemy lineup" episode

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Lord_Tryzalot
In 3k you play Puck like Antimage or Tinker
You get Blink and BoTs and then you run around nuke creepwaves while being basically unkillable. Also, just buy damage items.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Deadlyinx
another re-run?

viagrandad
viagrandad

When do the BAD teams play?

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm done with Dota but I need a game to sink a lot of time into.
Any suggestions? I'll consider and probably try anything. No ARPGs though.

likme
likme

@w8t4u
Runescape, the thinking man's time sink.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
just learn an instrument

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lord_Tryzalot
I like Puck but it's definitely not worth in 3k. I'd rather play Necro or Medusa for the easy wins.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

carry rEEtard to the summit
can't carry him to MDL
10k?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
In an hour or so.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
world of warcraft like every thinking white male would do
blizzard is better than valve at stopping thirdies from ruining game experience for superior people

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u
real life

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
I already play several instruments and practice for a few hours every day. I still need a game to play.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx
Damn reruns

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Wow bf slark is actually legit?

whereismyname
whereismyname

shilling for bli$$ard

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Poker_Star
lol,their fucking dev didn't even play the game he was balancing with a mouse

massdebater
massdebater

It's cute how people had to wait till medusa got Op to start playing her and building other items

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Poker_Star
If only every class wasn't dull as fuck nowadays.

takes2long
takes2long

@massdebater
just like every fucking hero, it's not like enchant totem having true strike was such a huge buff but after that patch earthshaker got super popular again.

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
I love getting reported for saying gg because turbonormies blizzard panders to can't handle even slightest bit of banter.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Gigastrength
learn a language
or do what I did and emulate Zelda Links Awakening

TechHater
TechHater

@w8t4u
Don't tell /v/ but I've been enjoying the new assassins creed game, it's comfy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@takes2long
and then people cried about aftershock and solo echoslams and not enchant totem going through my miss

TreeEater
TreeEater

@w8t4u
No ARPGs

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Techpill
i bet you also love getting teamed with 4 degenerates who cant speak a single word in english and instapick carry/mid and report you because you didnt speak their abomination of a language

Methnerd
Methnerd

why aren't you playing le bug woman of skittering for free mmr?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TurtleCat
wings
redish
first skill is aoe root

She was leaked like 5 years ago and her other skills went to SM and semi oracle so she probably was

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Someone explain to me how xyclopzz has the best music playlist out of all the casters right now

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PurpleCharger
Because the typical player is absolutely horrible and probably doesn't even read patch notes. The fuckers who read patch notes can't fucking comprehend them.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BlogWobbles
I do that as well, but I only put in about 20-30 minutes a day.
I also have uni and work part time but I have zero social life so still leaves me with a lot of free time.
@Poker_Star
WoW or FFXIV if I go about starting an MMO?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

lmao this puck has been getting absolutely raped by the PA

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StonedTime
At least when it's 4 retards I can try fun stuff, unlike with blizzard.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
I don't have the micro to play brood

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@w8t4u
No ARPG's
Don't you want to play the best video game ever made?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spazyfool
brood
micro

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spazyfool
Depending on your MMR, you don't really need to micro spiderlings. A lot of the time you can get away with just control-clicking.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StonedTime
i will always prefer eastern europeans to fucking brits. They're always terrible, easily tilted, talk shit when they're the worst on their team and think they're superior because of shit their ancestors did 200 years ago.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spazyfool
brood
micro

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Booteefool
name literally one nationality that you dont mind playing with and one that isn't your own

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@lostmypassword
icelanders or iranians

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@w8t4u
Battlefront 2 (2017)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@lostmypassword
literally any that that isn't a bong

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Booteefool
Hol up, brits were still kicking ass all round the globe up till ww2.

Soft_member
Soft_member

w-what can I clean for you today dotards..?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@JunkTop
19th century>20th century as far as bong power levels go

whereismyname
whereismyname

hey I haven't played doter in years, can we finally queue for EUwest and not get matched with cykas?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperGod
you seem like an odd fella. what do you wanna do after uni?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@whereismyname
lol

girlDog
girlDog

WK picked by Newbee

likme
likme

@Poker_Star
MMOs in 2017

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Soft_member
clean my butthole

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
suck dick for pennies on the dollar

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

new tiny is bad
HE IS 10 TIMES BETTER. Free Aghs, Ult gives insane MS, new talents are insane, you're a living siege engine. I get nearly 6 slotted in every game in 30 mins.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

LFYAMEFAN

Emberburn
Emberburn

@massdebater
So the build is phase>aquila>mom>...

What then?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
We know friend, we've seen the pros playing it. Nerf soon.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@DeathDog
hey dotards
i see you have a hero called sven
does he buy the black kangs bar?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Sharpcharm
butterfly
you mean vanguard?
also blink is still core

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sharpcharm
no AC

3/10

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sharpcharm
are you me
literally had the same build last game
but yeah hes good you forgot to mention this reduced stun time thing from ult its actually insane

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
Not mandatory, if your teammates are adequate(meaning the game won't drag to the 60th minute) you can just steamroll into the enemy T3s with 4-5 ULTs total.

Inmate
Inmate

I'm new and I have a lot of trouble understanding boots. How do I know if I want phase boots or treads on a hero?
I would think it could just be common sense but a lot of the times I try to apply common sense its the wrong choice so I don't even know. Is there like a rule of thumb?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Soft_member
Is this the one with Jakiro?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Emberburn
then some combination of pike/mjoi/bfly/skadi/linkens/mkb/bloodthorn/manta/aghs/raiper

use ur head

5mileys
5mileys

people still picking wraith king as a carry instead of a roaming 4
never gonna make it

likme
likme

@Inmate
need stats
treads
need ms and dmg
phase

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Inmate
Power threads on fuckers that spawn illusion of themselves/like to farm fora long time. Phase for fuckers that get kited a lot/are generally slow

Techpill
Techpill

@5mileys
you're playing the king like the virgin would

massdebater
massdebater

@Inmate
you just need to ask yourself during the game, Do I wanna go FAST?

if the answer is yes then get phase

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
I don't know honestly.
I was thinking about dropping out last year when I was super depressed but now I'm fine with just getting it with the least effort possible. A CS degree is a nice fallback to have even if I don't do anything with it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

A level 25 Tiny with Sange and Yasha, Echo Sabre and Aeon Disk has 85.3% Status Resistance, and if you don't get an Aeon Disk you still have 60.3%. Please go ahead and tell me how exactly is this balanced.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Illusionz
nuclear meltdown where he finally chokes on his tongue and dies from rage induced seizures

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@AwesomeTucker
end the game before he gets 25

5mileys
5mileys

@Techpill
walk into jungle
recruit skellys
walk into lane
throw my skelly gang at carry
secure kill
repeat
meanwhile the virgin sits around trying to hit creeps for ten minutes and gets bullied out of lane by offlane doom

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Harmless_Venom
18*

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@AwesomeTucker
hes great but hes played best if he serves as a frontliner for some mid carry like sniper/dusa

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@AwesomeTucker
He's shit at farmi- oh wait free cleave
He can't get pickof- oh wait instakill combo on every hero in the game
He has poor manap- oh wait soul ring is a thing
How is he balanced?

King_Martha
King_Martha

meet chick in-game
she's a dime a dollar twitch streamer
pretend to be a good goy and tune in to support her
she appreciates the support and gives me her snapchat
we get along well
one day she asks me for 100$
''Uhm sorry I can't just hand you free money.''
she offers me nudes in return
I ask her if she does this with all the guys
she says ''a girl's gotta make a living for herself"

What was I even thinking. Pic related.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Xyclopz streams are so damn comfy

no other caster compares whatsoever

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Inmate
Phase helps a lot with kiting wether it's defensively of offensively. Some heroes that don't benefit from the treads attack speed don't usually buy it. (Ursa or Windranger for example)

Treads allow for tread switching:
youtube.com/watch?v=LjL0iIRXEbA

You also don't always have to start with belt of strenght to complete treads

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
Xyclopzz casting is the best

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Sharpcharm
@AwesomeTucker
i dont care
tiny unlike am or dusa is actually fun hero and hes finally viable after years of being shit unless you get wisp buddy to support you

Lunatick
Lunatick

go 14-3 first game using willow
team shits the bed and assfucks themselves and me into a loss

wow, what a surprise! it's almost like completely dominating a game of dota by yourself barely even moves the barometer closer to victory

askme
askme

why is cap hairline so weird
i cant tell if hes balding or not

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme
its just a shitty haircut

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@viagrandad
but what are you learning instruments and languages for?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StrangeWizard
i dont think its bad i just cant tell if its receding hairline or not

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

secret vs liquid and OG vs mouz captain's draft on at the same time

What do I watch?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lunatick
Not that you mention AM I was on his lane and every time he went near a creep he got treeblasted in the anus. Even if he attempted to be a dodgy farming ninja man my 350 attack range always reached him. I got Echo Sabre/Power treads by the 9th minute while he had naked treads and he was forced to try and jungle. He couldn't switch lanes either because our OD was there.

Never felt more satisfied in a Dota game before. He was the highest MMR guy in the game.

iluvmen
iluvmen

STOP RUSHING AGHS ON MEDUSA. JUST STOP IT.

SECOND GAME TODAY SOMEONE WAS THAT RETARDED ENOUGH TO DO IT. YES I'M MAD, TOO. WE WERE SINGLEHANDEDLY WINNING EARLY GAME CONTROLLING THE MAP UNTIL CAPTAIN TWO NEURONS THREW AWAY ALL THAT AWAY BY BUYING THAT STUPID MEME.

FUCK ICEFROG FOR ADDING AGHS FOR MEDUSA.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Poker_Star
At this point, essentially because I like it.
I've thought about going all out on music, but I'm not into shit I can just produce on my own, and I don't have the social network necessary for what I'd like to do.

RavySnake
RavySnake

does basher stack with troll's melee bash?

FastChef
FastChef

@Boy_vs_Girl
good teams OR bad teams
hmmmm

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RavySnake
no

Soft_member
Soft_member

What? Why do they still have games then?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@iluvmen
Aghs is only good against CK.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
just wait until you get a nigger who loses lane to clockwerk and goes midas>manta as medusa
4k btw

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

kaka is actually such garbage on nyx holy shit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Poker_Star
aight cool. not like you asked for it but here's my advice: make a demo, upload it somewhere, put the link up at music stores and forums and stuff saying you want to make music that is like this but need musicians to work with. socialising is easier when you share a common goal, and that way people know beforehand what they're getting into and what you're trying to do. there's something to do while bonding, rather than having to bond first.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StrangeWizard
Is it good after you only bought Phase and MoM? Because that's exactly what I had to deal with.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Esports buffet starting

https://www.twitch
.tv/moonducktv
OG vs Mouz Captain's Draft EU final

https://www.twitch
.tv/dreamleague
Liquid vs Secret

https://www.twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit2
Navi vs VP

Soft_member
Soft_member

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles
/filedetails/?id=249973066

Now that Tiny is OP valve will finally start selling these.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
OH SHIT TOO MUCH ESPORTS

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Supergrass
which one are /we/ watching boys?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Supergrass
https://www.twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit2
Navi vs VP
What event?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Need_TLC
be wary of people who'll try to abuse your talent tho

FastChef
FastChef

@Supergrass
moonduck
nah
goyleague
nah
bts
no james no point

all trash also slacks is in one of those

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
it's a league

takes2long
takes2long

@RavySnake
When held by Slardar, Spirit Breaker, Troll Warlord or Faceless Void Skull Basher cannot proc.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@DeathDog
that's when its best

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@DeathDog
Should've went Midas, Manta and Linkens

idontknow
idontknow

@SniperGod
Simmit CIS qualifier grand final I should have mentioned.
It's a bo5

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@idontknow
Nice. I'm rooting for my boys VP.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Does flak cannon apply modifiers?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@lostmypassword
no

happy_sad
happy_sad

I don't care THIS much

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
the "I wanna lose" build
ah, yes, a gulag classic

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
How viable would be on Sniper?

Techpill
Techpill

@lostmypassword
No

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@takes2long
The ironic thing is that Abyssal is one of the best support SB items

askme
askme

@Inmate
It's 10% bash chance on ranged heroes m8. If you're feeling like playing with rng then be my guest.

tfw 6.82 killed permabash sniper

WebTool
WebTool

does diffusal work with weaver's mana break talent?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@WebTool
And PotM's, yes.

Lunatick
Lunatick

why are they adding ranks to unranked with the new system
i can finally call my team shitters so its fine

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
yes.

King_Martha
King_Martha

xyclopz
not /our guy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGR5Xfk50o

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@King_Martha
Update: They apologized, we did it reddit! All it took was bad publicity!
jesus fucking christ i hate reddit so much
and the d2gers who double-time there

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

only one disable vs storm timber
classic liquid draft

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@King_Martha
reddit editing

likme
likme

@New_Cliche
the faggot who uploaded the video probably got his asshole bashed in since he disabled comments and ratings
probably even r*ddit was mad at the faggot

Techpill
Techpill

@King_Martha
le cringe

eGremlin
eGremlin

I will never get bored of seeing small tiny lugging a tree around

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@eGremlin
which game?

Spamalot
Spamalot

How did Storm died to TA solo at 2 mins???

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Harmless_Venom
Navi VP - Liquid Secret
Offlane - Hard Carry

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@eGremlin
Liquid vs Secret

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

16-1

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

o n u s

Spamalot
Spamalot

SWNL

Playboyize
Playboyize

the slardar in secret/liquid looks very close to the wc3 one

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Spamalot
Just
Fucking
Dogshit you guys

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Playboyize
The new wyvern set does the same thing, it's a bit of a trend

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
best pc gamer of the year

Methshot
Methshot

good morning!

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Psi bladed like a little cück

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

>>19560922
@Ignoramus
@Booteefool
diffusal tooltip
"does not stack with other manabreak abilities"
it does
t-thanks valve

Methshot
Methshot

@New_Cliche
Talent is not an ability.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Can puppan win against Liquid? Please presidente dont let me down

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@New_Cliche
it means the am passive not talents

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methshot
it should count as such though, weaver manaburning you for 70 fucking mana(double with geminate) is absolutely retarded

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why can't white people play storm spirit?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BunnyJinx
Not when Midone disables himself.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

14 min deso blink ta

StonedTime
StonedTime

IMPEACH

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lunatick
MidOne isnt white

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yes yes well drafted ppy well drafted
h
o
w
e
v
e
r

takes2long
takes2long

Hats off to Secret, the first team to make new Tiny look bad.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Liquid's too fast.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@VisualMaster
He's honorary white.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lunatick
Dendi played well as SS this game, ironically.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why would you buy a Linken's on AM when there's Aghanim's (unless the enemy team has a LC?)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

qop kaya
what
is it really that viable for her

DeathDog
DeathDog

Diffusal no longer purges
Does this mean omni and necro are good now?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Nojokur
shit stats

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

TA & QoP are classy girls unlike that skank Rylai!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

When is mask of madness getting nerfed in a meaningful way again?
retarded me rite cligg :-DDDD heroes like medusa,luna,sven can build and use it with literally no downsides
gives strong sustain
benefits that strongly overwhelm the downsides
cheaper than american cardboard bread
why is this allowed

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

yuros cant into nu-tiny
rmyt

girlDog
girlDog

@Nojokur
Linken has way better stats, but it was nerfed so maybe its not better anymore

farquit
farquit

Some CIS team trashed VP

DendiFace

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nojokur
Because you can get fucked by silver edge if you buy aghs

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spazyfool
49% winrate in +5K

she's fine.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

SLARK IS A NIGGER (PROOF):
Shanks people
Steals their stats
So black you can't see him with his ult
Lore is about being a prisoner and escaping
Best hero at running away
Only niggers play him

TechHater
TechHater

no way secret comes back from this

game over

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

navi dumpster VP's AM pick

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
Tiny has always been an American hero.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@LuckyDusty
more evidence:
Slark is BSJ's favorite hero
BSJ is an american nigger worshiper

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SomethingNew
Shit, these new mechanics make no sense to me
@PurpleCharger
@girlDog
Now stats are something I certainly can understand, although reflecting spells is still pretty cool IMO

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

DOES
NULLIFIER
DISABLE
AEON DISK ACTIVATION?

girlDog
girlDog

@Snarelure
reflecting spells is still pretty cool IMO
*sunders you*

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sharpcharm
Tiny in 707 was bad, Tiny in 707b is good. Not a hard concept to understand.

takes2long
takes2long

@Snarelure
Break has been here for a long time.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Nude_Bikergirl
"Oh boy we're losing AM better buy skadi instead of BKB."

What was Ramzes thinking.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Snarelure
break is an ancient mechanic you shitter

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Fuzzy_Logic
Break doesn't work on items retard

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why cant piece of shit carries hit the fucking buildings, what makes their autism so strong that they feel the need to dive, and threw games instead of getting megas?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@lostmypassword
nullifier is a mute not a break retard

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

IMPEACH

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@lostmypassword
NULLIfier doesnt even break you autist, it mutes

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
Good luck, I'm behind 4 Linken's applied by my team!
@iluvmen
@takes2long
But I thought it only disabled passives?

likme
likme

Who can stop them?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@AwesomeTucker
It's not. Probably the only thing I think will be nerfed about the hero. That and Tree Grab manacost, maybe.

WebTool
WebTool

Ace more like ASS amirite

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

OG v. Mouz the only game where one of the teams didn't get dumpstered

King_Martha
King_Martha

@5mileys
and am aghs upgrades his passive called spell shield...

Spamalot
Spamalot

@5mileys
Yes but aghs upgrade abilities, and the ability it upgrades are disabled.

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
The Spellblock is granted by Spell Shield, which is disbled by break.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TurtleCat
OG dumpsters themselves

Evilember
Evilember

@Methshot
god I wish I was that cup

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
Trash team vs trash team

I wonder...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StrangeWizard
Against TB too.

5mileys
5mileys

tfw you realize that revitalized Fnatic and big games EG are the only teams that can stop Liquid

Firespawn
Firespawn

Does he know that this character is a trap?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sharpcharm
Treehopper Chingchong

takes2long
takes2long

@Evilember
tab back in jerax, you're in the middle of a game

WebTool
WebTool

@5mileys
VP is the only one who can stop Liquid, EG has no chance and Fnatic... bru

eGremlin
eGremlin

OG losing to mouz
Fuck, I knew OG were doing bad, but Mouz?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Firespawn
is there supposed to be something wrong with a cute female(boy)?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nojokur
Only if there's someone on the enemy team getting a Silver Edge or if you're really, really desperate for 5 extra stats and some shitty regen to justify trading a FREE lotus orb for.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Liquid will be the first back to back TI champions

screencap this

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
@idontknow
@Spamalot
Huh, that makes sense
Brb reading up mechanics on dotawiki

Spamalot
Spamalot

@5mileys
EE
stopping anything but himself
fuck off weebnigger

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

na'vi beat the major winner
mouz beat the quadruple major winner
Dotards?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@VisualMaster
Are the series over yet?
That's right they're not even half done.
Keep your mouth shut till the games are over.

Evilember
Evilember

@Boy_vs_Girl
fuck off

SniperGod
SniperGod

OG.SingSing

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

LMAO Nobrain

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

N0tail tinker cant even position himself correctly

takes2long
takes2long

@Evilember
but EG is bad

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@5mileys
Jacky "Eternal ""The Baffler" Envy" Mao
stopping anyone

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

how can other heroes compete?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperGod
upvote

Flameblow
Flameblow

literally a dead game
https://www.esportstales.com/dota-2/playerbase-declining-707-effect-and-source-2

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Burnblaze
wheres the dick

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Boy_vs_Girl
beat some tier 3 eu*o team
yawn

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Storm Spirit almost 56% winrate with 20% pickrate at +5k

Nerf when?

takes2long
takes2long

DC.SingSing

Techpill
Techpill

@Evilember
hey they came pretty close
if anyone at that tournament couldve beaten wings it was eg

Evilember
Evilember

tfw too much esports on

what am I supposed to do!?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Skullbone
t. ramzes

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

OpTic.SingSing

askme
askme

Do we have a chance?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
faker
nope not a chance.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

*blocks your qualifier points*

Spamalot
Spamalot

@askme
Who cares

Soft_member
Soft_member

@JunkTop
fucking faggot get the fuck out

Skullbone
Skullbone

@askme
over"10k viewers"watch
best anything
who the fuck made this shitty ass list

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@askme
I make my own luck

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

MoF.SingSing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@askme
the CHAD cs:go pompadour
the virgin dotard receding hairline

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Skullbone
um overwatch had 300k watching its world cup

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Techpill
Until Peter choked in the lower bracket finals

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
Faker gonna win with pity votes.
And he has more fangays than coldzera

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Soft_member
he doesnt like a cute feminine penis
what are you
gay?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

draft 1 stun
win
how does liquid keep doing this

Spamalot
Spamalot

So how mad was the Lolbabs and GOtards were when Miracle- won best PC gamer player of the year

happy_sad
happy_sad

@askme
no because it's a popularity contest

massdebater
massdebater

@Fried_Sushi
Bulldog is more likely to return to the pro scene than SingSing

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
yeah they all fucked up
at least that ehome series was fun

eGremlin
eGremlin

EliteWolves.SingSing

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

adelaide.SingSing

girlDog
girlDog

@PackManBrainlure
viewerbots
games more boring than fucking league of snoozers

idontknow
idontknow

Optic.SingSing

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Spamalot
LoL didn't care I think, but CSGO hues were pissed on twitter at least

SniperGod
SniperGod

@happy_sad
anything other than a pricepool dickwaving contest
dota loses
where did it go so wrong

TechHater
TechHater

are liquid, vp, optic, fnatic and EG the only tier 1 teams right now?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Emberburn
That eg vs ehome game was the best game I've ever seen live and I went to every TI since TI2 up to TI6.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PackManBrainlure
Blizzcon had 300k viewers.
ftfy

massdebater
massdebater

@PackManBrainlure
Gook dominated game
Can't get more boring.

likme
likme

@TechHater
Fnatic

Snarelure
Snarelure

TNC.SingSing

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Raving_Cute
gh literally uses every stun skill like ravage so it doesn't matter if they only have one

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Who replaces Ccnc on optic?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperGod
Not even dota players like dota, thats where

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
i have a friend who was there, he was late and had to sit in the middle of the chink section while wearing an eg shirt
i could only imagine the animosity felt towards him in that moment

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TechHater
uuuuh you forgot Optic Gaming sweetie

Techpill
Techpill

Why'd they do jungling dirty, /d2g/?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TechHater
vp not navi
optic not col
other than that good list

SniperWish
SniperWish

@AwesomeTucker
pajkatt is worse than ccnc

eGremlin
eGremlin

@likme
EG

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Techpill
that lol role deserved a dirtnap
you know it

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperGod
I remember eve online beating wow every year just because more autists on the eve side cared compared to the wow side despite wow having 50x subscribers. "Contests" like that are pointless.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

eg.singsing

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Again Liquid draft LMAO 2 MIDS and they won the game, and they'll probably do it again for this game

How do we stop them

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperWish
seriously, ccnc is bad 50% of the time but pajkatt is bad 100% of the time

Lunatick
Lunatick

SHEEVER I WANT TO SNIFF SNIFF YOUR SWEATY ARMPITS Kreygasm
too far

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
2 of those are tier 1. the first 2. the rest are tier2.5 who win only against tier 5 teams

eGremlin
eGremlin

BTS visual is bugged, it says navi took a game off VP

5mileys
5mileys

navi back to chainfeeding
good its not like I wanted a shakeup in the cis region or anything

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Picking Gyro, the badMedusa

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@5mileys
did you really think fucking navi would beat the number one team in the world

Snarelure
Snarelure

@ZeroReborn
I think you meant to put a picture of Liquid here?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Dondo

Flameblow
Flameblow

WHA? WHUUUT? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING??? *INCREDULOUS NOISES*

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

why does sheever look so ugly these days?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@LuckyDusty
LMAO 2 MIDS

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
these days

Emberburn
Emberburn

draft Drow Ranger
lose by default before the game even starts

Who else is shocked?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Flameblow
Did something change with his voice? He sounds like a chainsmoker.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Stomp by Liquid
Stomp by VP
How's OG?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Crazy_Nice
Cancer and reddit take their toll

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
i thought liquid was #3 behind secret? look at ti points

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Flameblow
still better than breakyCPK

MPmaster
MPmaster

VP stealthing SD+Luna back into the meta
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
PLEASE GOD NO

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

IMPEACH

viagrandad
viagrandad

11 mins 5-man mid
Nice.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@MPmaster
i wish she would sit on my face after a long day of fighting

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
VP didn't even get Top 3 in the latest Minor
kek

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TurtleCat
Minor
What is that?

Booteefool
Booteefool

huh, renaming the bear cosmetic renames the bear in game as well

Firespawn
Firespawn

friendly reminder that VP > Secret > Liquid according to the latest lan that actually matters i. e. a major

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
They pick farm heavy heroes that were supposed to go mid and just played in the offlane, like Lesh, QoP, Mirana and Pugna. These type of drafts are supposed to be easy to punish, yet Liquid keep getting away with it

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

when are we going to kill the kike so he will stop fucking over other tournaments with his schedule?

farquit
farquit

THEY DOUBTED

Techpill
Techpill

loog ad it go :-DDD

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Booteefool
the bear is a hat itself

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat
gotta give some charity points for GOOD teams

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

How do you recognize an Insta loss game /d2g/.
mine is having a techi or chen in my team.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Is Puppey the only one that plays WD competitively ?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

puppey and yapzors synergy is so good

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@farquit
is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

miracle is good
uhhh
dotards???????

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

those 3 panic leaps

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
@Stark_Naked
@Stupidasole
APOLOGISE

idontknow
idontknow

Virtus throw

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lord_Tryzalot
SEA flip teams play it.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Gyro is bad
-d2g

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'll say sorry if the dire throne crumbles

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

the 3 leap charges are so annoying

Methshot
Methshot

@LuckyDusty
What's the build these days

JunkTop
JunkTop

win a honeyTI
shitters think you're good
lamo

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StrangeWizard
mine is having anime on my team

Spamalot
Spamalot

OOOOOO JAAAAAA

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

3 leap charge for mirana was such bullshit change
why buff her AGAIN? she was dare i say in perfect spot last patch
it should have been a fucking talent instead of FREE shit

likme
likme

@Gigastrength
tab back in, midone. you're in the middle of the game.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

yung puppan with the driveby

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StrangeWizard
Mouz

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StrangeWizard
fucking all of them

MPmaster
MPmaster

Ember spirit is red, but belongs to the green attribute (agility)
Earth spirit is green, but belongs to the red attribute (strength)

literally unplayable

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard
TI4 Cloud9

TechHater
TechHater

@StrangeWizard
Lamo all the relevant ones

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SomethingNew
the reduced range balances it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

gh

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

hurr na'vi are better than VP
what now faggot?

Techpill
Techpill

/ourgirl/

DeathDog
DeathDog

This is the best hero.

It has the highest all-time professional winrate. It has the highest skill ceiling. It can be played in any position. It scales the best with gold. It is excellent at splitpushing, ganking, teamfighting, highground offense and defense. It deals physical damage and magical damage in large amounts, and can scale effectively either damage type. It can also be an incredible disabler, or provide team support utility. It is a top 1v9 pubstomper, regardless of patch.

This is the best hero.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Mr President throwed one game for his old friend kuro

/ourguy/

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

matumbasham
miralul
no_control
g(o)h(ome)
kurjokeky

Lunatick
Lunatick

gh

idontknow
idontknow

@TreeEater
anthony fagtano,baldest internet nerd

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@DeathDog
no one can play arc though, hes too hard, even for pros.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Garbage Can Lid
i prefere shitacle otherwise on point

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Techpill
that's a man baby

girlDog
girlDog

@Techpill
Reddit mod
/ourgirl/

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Gigastrength
uh EE exists sweetie

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Raving_Cute
@Fried_Sushi
@Lord_Tryzalot
fuck off our weeb Envy warned us about puppey being white nigger

whereismyname
whereismyname

letting a luna anywhere near your base
uh
naver?

girlDog
girlDog

Ah yes the classic no stun draft by Navi

SniperGod
SniperGod

@195614986
excellent fucking bait post my main man I'm struggling to breathe with laughter

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

SD+Luna strat

The nightmare returns

Booteefool
Booteefool

why do people pick kotl

explain to me what people see in this hero

doesn't do anything in lane
doesn't do anything in a teamfight
squishiest piece of shit ever
played by retards who use Q to soak farm and push lanes so that no one else can do anything

it's like tinker except without any of the good shit

Spamalot
Spamalot

Would you?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spamalot
Why are koreans so weird

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
no one cares about your favorite eceleb

happy_sad
happy_sad

Would you?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Booteefool
*casts manaleak on you*
every kotl player deserves to be gasses
fucking niggers

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Boy_vs_Girl
colonized by americans

King_Martha
King_Martha

matched against 'it's okay to be white'
last picks ta
gets extremely tilted and rages in all chat
feeds multiple times after 40 minutes and loses an otherwise won game
after game look at his steam profile
changed to pic related
Which one of you spent the last hour having an aneurysm?

5mileys
5mileys

im shit at clockwerk and seeing yapzor do these plays is impressive

how the fuck is he always finding so much exp and gold as pos 4? liquid might be better than secret as an team but yapzor is better than GH imo

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
spoiler that shit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Gigastrength
except i get the kotls on my lane who max Q and E and spam that Q on the creepwave and E on themselves and their only contribution to any fight in the lane is either nothing or dying

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

WHATS THE SONG ON THE BTS STREAM I SWEAR ITS FROM AN RPG GAME

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Gigastrength
*activate lotus orb*

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Gigastrength
t. CARRY PLAYER who never buys bkb then blames supps for not warding

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Booteefool
it's a good hero if you want to win TI

girlDog
girlDog

@Carnalpleasure
wish i could get those kotls on the enemy team

idontknow
idontknow

lmao 3leaps!!!
3!!

DeathDog
DeathDog

yapzor has nice taste in hats

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

EL PRESIDENTE

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
Is this a fucking loss?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Ignoramus
activating bkb in the lane phase
or in the phase when bkb is reduced to BadRage
what did he mean by this

SniperWish
SniperWish

Here's my esports hero of the year award! Where's yours, dotard?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@DeathDog
your mom has a nice taste in dicks!!!
lol :-DDDD

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperWish
I was too busy bootcampi

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@CouchChiller
kek good one

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
I like playing him to push constantly and amass ridiculous amounts of cs (not early on in lane though I usually just pull and farm jungle camps). I play him when I want to rice but don't want the stress of playing a core.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@girlDog
yeah, to clarify, those are the kotls on my team. the enemy ones are the ones spamming mana leak

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperWish
Right here
*unzips dick*

King_Martha
King_Martha

@happy_sad
unironically no_

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperWish
speaks multiple languages
hot as hell
host of the biggest esport event in the world
is there anything she can't do?

Inmate
Inmate

@SniperGod
as always

JunkTop
JunkTop

@girlDog
work for anyone other than Riot

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

?

cum2soon
cum2soon

yes yes well done secret
well done

Inmate
Inmate

shitrekt

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

UH, MR. PRESIDENT?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

UUUHHH... SECRET?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@JunkTop
I'm sure Valve would get her if they could, but chadgames pays too much

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

jungle WK
mfw he is farming near the mid lane so his skeletons push the lane and give SF FREE souls

DeathDog
DeathDog

How is 3 leaps balanced, jesus christ.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

ALLAHU ACKBAR
FOR THE RADIANT

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw 0-8 winrate and sub 2.0 kda on hero i tried to learn
should i just give up out of shame

JunkTop
JunkTop

SAY

MY

NAME

Nojokur
Nojokur

@VisualMaster
jungler on my team
mfw

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Deadlyinx
I hope those games aren't back to back

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
which hero? it's gotta be shameful because you didn't say

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@JunkTop
pup "hero of estonia" pan

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Techpill
oh i forgot to mention
its clockwerk

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@JunkTop
Nyx Assassin

massdebater
massdebater

@Booteefool
icefrog must be wanted to make most annoying hero in existence by adding kotl into the game
blast can be annoying in three ways (nuking you from unexpected angles in lanes, enabling memesiege with aghs or taking allies last hits)
can summon allies both to gank you or cliff them
mana leak is ultimate gayest spell
blinding light is second gayest and can also screw up allies blackholes and other stuff
and of course infinite mana to spam all his shit

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperWish
That's not fair, this cross-game statswoman won an award too

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@JunkTop
you can be president of estonia

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
Jeffrey?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperWish
woman

TreeEater
TreeEater

@JunkTop
I LOVE YOU PUPPEY

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@massdebater
icefrog must be wanted to make most annoying hero in existence by adding kotl into the game
that not dusa and her mystic snek spam/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ult

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperWish
Who is that, and did anyone but women and/or faggots win "hero" awards?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperWish
GOTDAMN
I wonder what her peers look like, cause we've got nahaz & bruno but we also have nox

askme
askme

We need another loli hero

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fried_Sushi
cause we've got nahaz
is this supposed to be a positive thing

Playboyize
Playboyize

3 leap charges are ok because of shorter range!
t. some retard in this thread

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@askme
What's happening here?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@askme
Agreed

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Playboyize
this
i mean i get why they did it, they want leap to be used for that buff but why not just split the skill into buff and leap instead or some shit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

holy shit midone
i thought he peaked at ti6 but maybe he still has potential

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Booteefool
because mirana getting 4 billion buffs and a few minor nerfs to her retarded aghs build is allowed

King_Martha
King_Martha

@GoogleCat
Bitches love a silver haired fox what are you saying

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

this game is on MC alone, Aeon Disk instead of Euls, what a moron

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Miracle is so dogshit, I dont know how could matumba carry this shitter to TI win.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@King_Martha
fuck off alan

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Haha, I called MC the best player in the world but damn did he throw this game

Supergrass
Supergrass

APOLOGIZE

farquit
farquit

@GoogleCat
1-855-come-on-now
nahaz puts effort into his appearance at least

likme
likme

kick f*ta
inv pinguin
win vs liquid
it was so simple guys

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@King_Martha
It'd be better if he didn't spike his hair like an enormous faggot.

DeathDog
DeathDog

"gege"

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

navi lose to mirana
WTF ICEFRAUD NERF THIS BULLSHIT
like chinese clayware

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

why is everyone crying about mirana leaps
i haven't got too much trouble with her

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm sorry Mr. President

askme
askme

@farquit
As opposed to filler pick

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StrangeWizard
but i was complaining about it in the liquid match and they lost
3 fucking leaps are bullshit

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spazyfool
what was he supposed to do in that lane?
i ask unironically because sometimes when i play offlane this happens too
@StrangeWizard
but we watch tier 1 dota

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
Well?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PurpleCharger
@MPmaster
sorry

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That's one of the worst game played by both MC and GH, goddamn, and they still almost won

Playboyize
Playboyize

@MPmaster
Didn't Puppey get into some fight with Sheever during the TI4 hub? Something about how all women in esports are incompetent cunts or something.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@askme
whos the fat fuk

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

OG dropping a game against /ourgreeks/
they're finished

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
That's noxville the statsman

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

why is sheever still invited to events
she talks like she has atleast 3 cocks in her mouth and its completely unintelligible
im not even gonna complain abour her "insights"

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
goddamn that nigga is FAT
what the fuck [email protected]

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Playboyize
they almost won
are redditors this delusional?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Stark_Naked
Don't you mean, Noxville the badNahaz?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

We have a Dark Willow pick in OG vs Mouz

girlDog
girlDog

@askme
annedroid taking small bites with her mouth closed
haha get the fuck outta here

happy_sad
happy_sad

OG picked /ourgirl/ Mireska!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Would you a mortred?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Stop liking Puppey.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

losing to a drow strat is really embarrassing 2bh

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Playboyize
Puppey is not /ourestguy/ for no reason. The guy is chad incarnate. He made fucking EE and PLD look like world champions.

iluvmen
iluvmen

OG picked the whore hero

Fitting

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
She's been losing a lot of weight recently

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
mfw too smart for dota

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@iluvmen
being this jealous I get all the pussy

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
but /ourestguy/ is Matu, because Matu is a fucking memer
if /d2g/ was a pro player they'd be half Matu and half EE

w8t4u
w8t4u

@WebTool
Average Britbong in his natural habitat

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@askme
So how dark does this get?
Is it like full on loli's dying and despair grimdark, or just kinda dark.

whereismyname
whereismyname

SAY S4 CAP

Nojokur
Nojokur

Suggestion: You can pay a fine to resurrect the courier immediately.
400 gold maybe?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@haveahappyday
Yes, it's just an unattractive woman. Tumblr has left you fags paranoid

likme
likme

@girlDog
Yeah fuck off, don't think that just because you're a weebtrash and a memer haha omg so reddit lul that everyone else is.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog
if /d2g/ was a pro player they'd be half Matu and half EE
so
n0tail

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Nojokur
Nah, lategame when you've got a 5k item on the courier that would be a no brainier.
Maybe if the cost scaled with time.

TechHater
TechHater

@Nojokur
I'd say kaya yasha sange

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Flameblow
wew
are there any pics without sunglasses

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@happy_sad
tumblr
me seeing traps everywhere is 4chans doing

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@likme
Of course the sophisticated NA dota enthusiasts are as high class as their teams.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@happy_sad
uuuuuuuuuuuh are you assuming xer gender sweetie????
that's not very nice of you

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Inmate
OGRE MOMMY

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StonedTime
yea, basically

Methnerd
Methnerd

Moonduck behind BTS
Why do the jews always win?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Inmate
did she break up with grant yet?

Evilember
Evilember

@Inmate
well at least her body is solid 8.5

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Inmate
Damn she's ugly

farquit
farquit

@PackManBrainlure
stop writing like that you stupid fuck

WebTool
WebTool

@Inmate
I WANT HER TO RUN ME DOWN IN A BEACH AND DOMINATE ME

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Methnerd
Mooncuck is also run by jews, for jews, employing jews.
You can't escape the judaic fist when there is money and a high number of third worlders on the picture.

Booteefool
Booteefool

,wake up
no seasons yet
uh dotards

Bidwell
Bidwell

JUST DO IT YOU PUSY

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Booteefool
Soon

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
You go boy, bringing up NA when it did not even cross my mind. How desperate are you eu cucks?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TalkBomber
I just like to make fun of american dota, is all.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@PurpleCharger
i keep seeing this qt slut and it makes me think
is this anime even good?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

More like this please dreamleague

likme
likme

@SniperWish
modern anime
meme anime of the season
LN adaption
what do you think?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BunnyJinx
why does that horse have cum on its mouth

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Booteefool
the buff doesnt affect team mates anymore

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
What hero fits this image the most?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

wake up
no ranked season

Lunatick
Lunatick

@likme
shitty neet fapbait
anime of the season
shit taste

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@hairygrape
Tiny

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@likme
i think with my dick and it says it could be good but i wanted to ask anyway
so how about you answer????????????

massdebater
massdebater

why y'all niggas love fat bitches so much

whereismyname
whereismyname

I don't.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lunatick
Notice I said 'meme anime of the season'
And by that I mean shit like Himouto, shit that isn't good, yet secondaries will spam it on Veeky Forums all day.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@hairygrape
Aiushtha

takes2long
takes2long

@massdebater
the human brain is wired to be attracted to thick women(not morbidly obese)
twigs arent good babymakers

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@massdebater
americans brainwashed themselves into thinking excessive fat is attractive thats where thicc memes come from

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Raving_Cute
my bad m8, my brain went full retard and ignored the meme part

Soft_member
Soft_member

@takes2long
what?

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
t. amerishart

likme
likme

@Soft_member
thicc

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
Wrong, fat lover

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Soft_member
Basic bitch alert.
My mom is hotter desu

5mileys
5mileys

@Methshot
I forgot, eurohammads prefer children

likme
likme

New item: skill shard
single use item that drops from roshan after fifth spawn.
Active: for next 10 seconds each rng related item or skill of the user will proc. e.g. full critting pa with 100% evasion and 100% first hit bash
cd: 200 seconds
no mana cost

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Dota has the best girls.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methshot
@Methshot
t. loli lovers

eGremlin
eGremlin

Guys, is venge even good? Why do pros keep picking her??

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Illusionz
I know you just want more so I'll ask kahlan or more regular bridget?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
@ZeroReborn
if you dont like fat women youre a pedo
the things sharts come up with

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@whereismyname
Kahlan please

happy_sad
happy_sad

The best.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Gigastrength
having some fat on you=being fat obese american
my friend are you perphaps dare i say it
grasping at straws?

hairygrape
hairygrape

THE DAY IS FUCKING HALFWAY OVER ICEFROG
WHERE'S THE MMR RESET

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

RAMZES

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Gigastrength
my ideal woman is 6'5" 90lbs, mmmmm
the male brain hates curves, loves straight lines and bones, delicious

hairygrape
hairygrape

ramzes gets a sick manta dodge
caster ruins it by calling it an armlet dodge
why is lyrical allowed to cast dota

King_Martha
King_Martha

@hairygrape
Because he is in with the jew

Spamalot
Spamalot

@hairygrape
He's a spic diversity hire

likme
likme

@massdebater
hot

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

so the problem here was picking the safelane medusa meant they couldn't spare anyone to save dendi from the disruptor/venge mid right

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Cast the Dota 2 movie

QoP

Snarelure
Snarelure

What body-type is this?

idontknow
idontknow

This is a board for esports, not generic /tv/ sluts.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
optimum

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure
the dream

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SomethingNew
amerilards actually believe this fat whale is attractive

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Snarelure
futa mommy

FastChef
FastChef

@Snarelure
perfection

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@happy_sad
Ahahaha, I cannot
this picture
not one female in this picture is decent
extra points of the GAMERGRILL hair and the unironic black lipstick
Desoladies.
Goddamn.

God fucking damn.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PurpleCharger
always was

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@ZeroReborn
KANSEL BLYAT
KANSEL
KANSEEEEEEEEEEEEL

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Illusionz
being a yellow fever cuck

happy_sad
happy_sad

Dreamleague, BTS and Moonduck streaming at the same time

Bidwell
Bidwell

why is sheever speaking like a redneck boys?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@idontknow
smix
All you need to do is read one korean fashion magazine and you don't have to look like every other asian american who buys white women make-up and fucks all her shit up
REEEEE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RumChicken
nah I'll fuck anything as long as she's somewhat attractive
except dark poo in loos

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Bidwell
shes just dutch(inbred) and a horse
dont bully

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
Why does Lanayas face look so fat

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Bidwell
GOTTEM
slacks really rubbing off onto sheever

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

They whisper on Sheever's ear to shill for that monitor
Thus spoke the Zarahustra

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Ignoramus
Makes no sense that you would give the blondie a - and the asian a +
She's obviously uglier on top of being asian

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

its weird but to me cancer sheever looks more qt than before

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@viagrandad
but i love her and want her to be my mommy so that i can be a little boy discovering my sexuality when suddenly she enters my room when im touching my wee-wee and helps me masturbate while she gently kisses my forehead.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Fat Sheever is SO CUTE

idontknow
idontknow

@BinaryMan
cancer sheever thiqq owen

TreeEater
TreeEater

Fixed Manacost Reductions applying twice to Ball Lightning's activation cost
FUCKING REDDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

SniperGod
SniperGod

@iluvmen
smix has no ass anyway

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@viagrandad
my favorite woman is womanlet with shit genes, I couldnt protect myself in school so now im looking for someone even more pathetic, to finnaly feel like a men next to.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Raving_Cute
whatever tickles your fetish fancy boy
not my business

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
why are they fixing bugs reeee

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
u nigga even serious?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fried_Sushi
That's literally 95% of all couples

JunkTop
JunkTop

Wait so does this mean you can't use Kaya & an arcane rune with Storm anymore?
I don't understand.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fried_Sushi
autism: the post

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
@SniperGod
oh fuck you're right

Supergrass
Supergrass

@idontknow
@BinaryMan
Sheever needs to not eat those pastries

King_Martha
King_Martha

get an entire day off for dota 2
lose every match despite me being ooga in nearly all of them

thanks

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Raving_Cute
now imagine a picture of a male group

only a couple of you are cute at best, not even close to hot

DeathDog
DeathDog

@JunkTop
kaya is still a really good item but its slightly less good now

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
you missed a couple of buzz/memewords in your autistic post, next time don't forget:
cuck
soyboy
t.xxxxx

idontknow
idontknow

@idontknow
Aren't you supposed to lose weight on chemo?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Somebody save that lumi gif

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Flameblow
Why are humans ugly?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@massdebater
they're fat and repulsive and so they need the same

Spamalot
Spamalot

did anyone make a clip of that underlord?
that shit is meme worthy.

girlDog
girlDog

In-Game HUD

Support for seven, eight and nine abilities has been added to elements on the HUD.
guys
im scared

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

fucking dereamleague

Evilember
Evilember

@idontknow
I remember hearing that you're advised to gain weight on chemo because it works better if you're fat or something.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Just disqualify Liquid, what is this shit ?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@idontknow
Not really, the weight loss depends on how ill chemo makes you plus how advanced the cancer is you know, literally consuming your body. Also steroids are given during chemo which can cause weight gain.

Odds are when she recovers she'll lose it all again.

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
not humans, just dotards

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
I want to fuck that shadow priest

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Is rumi our guy

Inmate
Inmate

@New_Cliche
Whats her end game ?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StrangeWizard
same, imagine her face blowing you with that makeup

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
living.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
I don't like her other pictures

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

it was supposed to be that they all die
But, they did all die?
Did Cap even watch Rogue One?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Fuzzy_Logic
He was trying to not spoil

JunkTop
JunkTop

IT WAS NOT "DARK" AT ALL CAPITALIST

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@JunkTop
but ppl die n shiiiiit

Inmate
Inmate

will the new mmr system make me recalibrare? if so, will I finally get higher than 1k?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

who should i play in turbo for ez wins?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

it's a really sad day when memeleague makes you appreciate lumi

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How is cap so based

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

No grandgrant
Dropped

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Inmate
yes
no

idontknow
idontknow

I thought Liquid wasn't supposed to get reserve time?
Fucking Dream League stick to your own rules.

Techpill
Techpill

@ZeroReborn
play turbo for fun, not for easy wins you retarded nigger faggot, git gud at normal/ranked games

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

get FUCKED storm pickers

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@ZeroReborn
trying to be cancer in fucking turbo
jesus user end your life

5mileys
5mileys

Not even baiting but this costume is fucking problematic. I expected more from Cap.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Not even baiting

Nojokur
Nojokur

@ZeroReborn
silencer

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn
Kaya Yasha Sange

Techpill
Techpill

undying
negrophos
is liquid throwing?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How do I do the naked hero glitch

takes2long
takes2long

if you wanna play terrorblade mid, just one thing you gotta have

balls

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stupidasole
make a new loadout thing in the pick phase, then click to change it literally during the last second

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I like this panel

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stupidasole
@Lord_Tryzalot
I thought this was fixed

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Buy blink and aghs on Mirana
Jump on Terrorblade
No more illusions
lol just leap out
I don't like Liquid's draft.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I hate to sound like Tobi here, and excuse my recent posts saying shit about Kuro, I fucking love Kuro, I just had to, That Getska motherfucker triggered me real hard, but I digress, What I want to point out is that this wave of fans will disappear as soon as they came. Liquid will be dethroned and they will not be sticking around. No one wants to talk about these issues but if DotA is to become a real sport, it needs to give a shit about the old fans, the old players. DotA is going down, it's sad, I can't stand to see it fall, but it's true.
From the firing of James to the shitty community management. DotA is valve's biggest cash cow and they're not really interested in growing it if it's free money for them. These reddit posts are so fucking counter intuitive.
The only sort of players who will actually play the game are the same fucking pinoys and russians and SEA cunts and raging Americans who discovered the game because they had not money, they had a shit computer and DotA looked like some cool ass RPG and then they realized it was not, but they stuck with it, they got better, they had to beat their friends and rivals. Some of these very people became the pros you see and love today.
You don't market your game to people who're already into esports, they will never stick. It's inherently fucking flawed as an idea. They are fucking ditching one game to be a fan of your game, how fucking gullible can you be?
I really love this game. I really loved and miss the old days. Back when DotA was special. We had 2GD and Bruno and Puppey and Dondo were fooling around in interviews. Back when my lad Artour was owning everyone and being a dick. Those were the days. It was unprofessional, and yet it was the pinnacle of DotA.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I bet Mireska's butt smells like roses!
I bet her pussy tastes like honey!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

thoughts on po3 undying? as a misdirect in the draft phase, and as an anti melee... it doesn't seem good unless the misdirect is worth enough

Methshot
Methshot

@Nojokur
They literally just removed this in the new patch, they're not going to put it back in

Evilember
Evilember

@TalkBomber
agreed

WebTool
WebTool

I hate to sound like Tobi here, and excuse my recent posts saying shit about Kuro, I fucking love Kuro, I just had to, That Getska motherfucker triggered me real hard, but I digress, What I want to point out is that this wave of fans will disappear as soon as they came. Liquid will be dethroned and they will not be sticking around. No one wants to talk about these issues but if DotA is to become a real sport, it needs to give a shit about the old fans, the old players. DotA is going down, it's sad, I can't stand to see it fall, but it's true.
From the firing of James to the shitty community management. DotA is valve's biggest cash cow and they're not really interested in growing it if it's free money for them. These reddit posts are so fucking counter intuitive.
The only sort of players who will actually play the game are the same fucking pinoys and russians and SEA cunts and raging Americans who discovered the game because they had not money, they had a shit computer and DotA looked like some cool ass RPG and then they realized it was not, but they stuck with it, they got better, they had to beat their friends and rivals. Some of these very people became the pros you see and love today.
You don't market your game to people who're already into esports, they will never stick. It's inherently fucking flawed as an idea. They are fucking ditching one game to be a fan of your game, how fucking gullible can you be?
I really love this game. I really loved and miss the old days. Back when DotA was special. We had 2GD and Bruno and Puppey and Dondo were fooling around in interviews. Back when my lad Artour was owning everyone and being a dick. Those were the days. It was unprofessional, and yet it was the pinnacle of DotA.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Bidwell
ok

King_Martha
King_Martha

Corporeal Blade
Reaver + Ghost Scepter

Breaks down the target into an indiscernible mass, causing magic damage to heal them for 40% of the damage done, but rendering them 40% more vulnerable to physical damage and unable to attack. Lasts for 4 seconds on allies and 3 seconds on enemies.

Enemy targets are also slowed by 80%, and take 2x your primary attribute + 75 as physical damage.
Cast Range: 800
Base Damage: 75
Primary Attribute as Damage: 200%
Enemy Move Speed Slow: 80%
Physical Resistance Reduction: 40%
Magic Damage as Heal: 40%
Ally/Self Duration: 4
Enemy Duration: 3
20 CD 100 Mana

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lunatick
maybe i havent tried it in about a month

Emberburn
Emberburn

I want w33 to play core again, fuck you faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvC66pO2xkk

Inmate
Inmate

C

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

pro gamers look like virgins and rapists

Techpill
Techpill

@Inmate
not yet

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@askme
this desu

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

timado

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What game do I watch dotards

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

puppey secret is doing well while w33 and misery are stuck on garbage teams
turns out el presidente was right after all

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

HE ALMOST DIDN'T DOOM HIM

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@StrangeWizard
mem lleg

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fried_Sushi
always a refreshing change of pace getting a reply from behind the scenes

massdebater
massdebater

@Fried_Sushi
Puppey is the real god among men lol. He fucking made every team he was on for the last 4 years get somewhere and be competitive at the very worst even when fuckingwits were ACTIVELY trying to ruin his life and career, he persevered. Truly a god among men.

likme
likme

Timado more like
timaDONT

AMIRITE?????????????

Skullbone
Skullbone

So what's the deal with this casual buckler meme on Doom?
Is it actually legit?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

when does the GOOD region plays?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
seriously, how does he always find some underdog tier 3 player and bring them to actually being decent
clearly the dota GOAT

Firespawn
Firespawn

@King_Martha
LITERALLY carry oracle

StonedTime
StonedTime

will timado finish bfury before liquid push for all the outer towers?

idontknow
idontknow

"oh nice we got FB"
"oh cool we're doing pretty good"
"nice i've got an early timing for my big core item"
"ok lets 5man"
get fucking decimated
enemy team pushes our base in
people start uttering eastern european baboon talk in chat

how do i stop this from happening

Methshot
Methshot

@Firespawn
how do I into carry oracle now?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@GoogleCat
EU>CIS>Asia>SEA>NA>SA

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@idontknow
pick better 5 man heroes

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stark_Naked
@WebTool
@5mileys
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Sharpcharm
@Inmate
@Poker_Star
@TalkBomber

Its so ez to bait this cucksuckers

viagrandad
viagrandad

@VisualMaster
Asia
China*

happy_sad
happy_sad

@idontknow
stick to picking off heroes with smokes and taking control of their jungle if your early advantage is only because you have a goon squad of a team that is supposed to win early game

takes2long
takes2long

@VisualMaster
middle east>CIS>china>NA>SEA>EU>SA***
ftfy

Methnerd
Methnerd

Yo that storm set Dendi is using is tight

hairygrape
hairygrape

Timado
i'm done watching. How do you go from the glorious TI6 DC days to this travesty of a team

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spazyfool
Great men inspire the men around him. The cause matters not. You can see that the players around Puppey fucking love Puppey and only the scheming douchebags that were EE and Misery ever had anything against him, maybe Kuro too. He is still cool with RTZ and Zai and the old lads like Draskyl and James even though he is literally not a part of the scene anymore.
He is a pillar. He is a ray of light. He makes SEA fags aspire to be more.
I fucking love El Presidente. He is a rare breed of men, who succeed wherever they go in life.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
i love that picture with him and magnus carlsen, shows the pure alpha mindset

idontknow
idontknow

@TurtleCat
what about mp

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Flameblow
The good thing about it is that it doesnt matter if you are cute as a male, you just dont have to be a fat smelly fuck and have money

w8t4u
w8t4u

cancel is good! he deserved a good team
hahahah
AHAHHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHHA

Emberburn
Emberburn

When your entire team shartours

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

over 100k on the ru stream
jesus

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
hes too busy chasing after camwhore streamers instead of improving

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Turning a 2k disadvantage to a 16k disadvantage in 3 minutes

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Raving_Cute
magnus carlsen
he's a dotard?

cum2soon
cum2soon

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaancel

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
the power of navi can not be denied

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@cum2soon
Based our guy carlsen

iluvmen
iluvmen

i never thought i say this but synderen is unironically best player in that shit team
khezu is stable but generally bad
w33 is awful on that position and shit player since he gave up on mid
cancel is TERRIBLE
tomato is good in like 5% of their games

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Illusionz
yeah
but the pic happened when they were both in an airport and some fan spotted the both of them and asked for a pic

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
Is that Matt Damon?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

/vg/thread/195624949#p195624949
/vg/thread/195624949#p195624949
/vg/thread/195624949#p195624949

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Playboyize
@hairygrape
seems like the little cuck is been busy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TurtleCat
yeah
@VisualMaster

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methshot
mask item of ur choice, pike, hyperstone item of ur choice, manta/bkb/linkens/silveredge, Cblade, Eblade
BoTs in bp

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

dont invite VP to summit
they still won qualifiers

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@happy_sad
I never saw these harpies when I was there, they probably went outside to pose with the statue instead of watching the game that was probably on.

Typical grrl gamers pretending they like the game

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