/d2g/ - dota 2 general

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INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major patch: http://www.dota2.com/duelingfates (7.07)
Minor patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/34339/ (7.07b)
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New players (League refugee edition): https://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: http://devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

last: /vg/thread/195599114#p195599114

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.dota2.com/duelingfates
http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/34339/
https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
https://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
http://blog.dota2.com/
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
http://dotaloadout.com/
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
http://devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/
http://www.datdota.com/
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui
https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1510687934821.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktlavrFaDNw
https://www.twitch
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/11/19593/
https://www.esportstales.com/dota-2/playerbase-declining-707-effect-and-source-2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fu3LSM0Rq4
https://gfycat
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/230560769
Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Cancel is shit! SHIT!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This Mid or Feed "team" is pathetic. Just fucking disband already, cant salvage this with roster changes.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Deadlyinx
Whos the guy on the left? I really cant recognize him

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

you better not be hungry
https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1510687934821.jpg

King_Martha
King_Martha

can i get some tips from good players around here how do i play clockwerk?
doesnt matter if offlane or roaming

idontknow
idontknow

ourslavs are doing it
VP will be in top4 in TI8 if they keep playing like this

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Evilember
Evilember

@King_Martha
hook the enemy and kill it

SniperGod
SniperGod

SYND'S MID OR FEED
FORMERLY CHUCK'S

whereismyname
whereismyname

@lostmypassword
it's not

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@AwesomeTucker
Tomato the player from Peru

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

wake up
no seasonal ranked
check r*ddit to see what they have to say about it
they're all defending valve for being late and saying patches take time
literally excusing valve and acting like it's okay for them to be late on their own set date just because they have a history of "valve time"
fucking bullshit and pathetic mindset
the patch should have dropped YESTERDAY and now it's looking like it'll come out tomorrow
i'm fucking tired of valve's bullshit, dotards

likme
likme

@AwesomeTucker
some random fan at ti

hairygrape
hairygrape

really enjoy watching this peruvian hobgoblin and cancel lose desu

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Ignoramus
I bet an angry gulagite commissioned this

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

lmfao
hey grant, why your peruvian boy trying to play lol now?

/vg/thread/195599114#p195625056

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
disgusting

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@New_Cliche
@Need_TLC
@likme
You cant make this up

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Ignoramus
what the flying fuck

girlDog
girlDog

How do you win games based on pick offs? It seems like regardless youre going to have to win a team fight at some point in order to win the game.

farquit
farquit

@New_Cliche
they aren't even hugging or kissing
timado has his hands in his pockets like a beta cuck
"m-muh gf is m-my aegis of ch-champions.. hehe.."
Timado is SO fucking bad.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@hairygrape
w33 too
he deserves it for being lazy bitch and saying he doesnt cares about playing mid anymore while thinking he gonna get carried by someone else

askme
askme

@AwesomeTucker
sub 80 iq teen memelord

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lord_Tryzalot
based reddit spy keeping us updated

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

tfw no cute slav tranny gf

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@King_Martha
someone paid for this

Illusionz
Illusionz

anyone else finding this firefox quantum shit as kino as i am

Emberburn
Emberburn

@idontknow

veeertoos prooh
not the team that always throw when it matters most at lans that matter.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

There needs to be banning in turbo im sO fucKinG sICK AnD TIReD OF FucKING STORM SPIRIT AND ANTIMAGE IN EVERY FUCKING GAME HOLY FUCK

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

i want to kiss both of them at the same time

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@New_Cliche
if timado ever gets big he's getting weinsteined 100%

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

after all this time puppey is still the only person to be able to outdraft kuro
this shit is some anime tier rivalry

idontknow
idontknow

@girlDog
The idea is to keep a big networth advantage with those pickoffs so you can't lose the eventual fights despite having worse teamfight ults or whatever.

likme
likme

@AwesomeTucker
i want to kiss their dicks

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberburn
Days of Virtus Throw are over, they'll win

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

easy ticket to comfy jew mansion

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
They just won captain's draft
fuckin OG fans

idontknow
idontknow

@Fuzzy_Logic
what
i was talking about VP

DeathDog
DeathDog

WHATS HAPPENING TO OPTIC DOTARDS

TechHater
TechHater

theres a thread on r/dota2 about how this game has declined in total games per day played by united states players and eu west players. there's a lot of opinions in that thread on how to reverse the trend and bring people back into the game.

but i want /d2g/'s opinion. what is the number one reason casuals aren't interested and seasoned players keep quitting?

Supergrass
Supergrass

bet on 2 Newbee matches
they lose both
dishonorabur dispray

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@DeathDog
Scuttlebutt is they're on the verge of disbanding and several players are flat out not talking.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TechHater
because no one wants to play with peruvians/russians
its that simple

takes2long
takes2long

@TechHater
not enough hats

idontknow
idontknow

@DeathDog
ccnc needs to go.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TechHater
Everyone knows what the problem is. US East is literally unplayable now thanks to Peru.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TechHater
REGIONLOCK

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
sounds nearly impossible in most pub games

fuck you teamfight heroes is the way to go

Emberburn
Emberburn

@DeathDog
100% concentrated austism

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Crazy_Nice
@Sharpcharm
@takes2long
@Fuzzy_Logic
russians
russians play well, try hard and never feed
mute them if you dont like what they are saying and remember they have the same mmr as you

the problem is dota is hard to play and casuals don't like that
also players have played dota for years and years and you get rekt as a scrub

girlDog
girlDog

@LuckyDusty
will PPD ever find obedient players like KuroKy did? Are there even players like that in NA? Humble players without huge egos

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TechHater
Valve has no teambuilder/teamfinder mechanics in a team game
Rampant account buying/boosting goes unfixed
No position based matchfinding
No region lock

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl
russians play well, try hard and never feed
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
russians play well, try hard and never feed
thats just a lie, if all they did was flame no one would care

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@girlDog
Id imagine even the most humble players put off by Pedurs massive ego

whereismyname
whereismyname

@girlDog
Are there even players like that in NA? Humble players without huge egos

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nude_Bikergirl
fuck off back to your gulag ivan

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nude_Bikergirl
Enjoy buttblasted /pol/ (you)s but yeah, most Russians i come across are communicative and willing to work with you even if their english isn't that great. Dumb /pol/tards really need to fuck off since Dota wouldn't be alive without CIS/SA playerbase.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Nude_Bikergirl
look, i dont give a fuck about their gameplay
they are majority on european servers, where they clearly dont belong and they have super arrogant attitude where they (at this point rightfully i guess) assume that everyone speaks their abomination of a language
they can stick their shitty alphabet up their ass and fuck off

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@LuckyDusty
what other white players are available to replace CCnShit and Pajkatt?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@girlDog
Are there even players like that in NA? Humble players without huge egos
yes but theyre all fucking bad

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TechHater
Fix matchmaking, MMR and smurfs
Remove memeback
Remove glimmer, remove purge from lotus, make force staff a lot more expensive
Reverse str gain buffs

The only reason people used to play this game is the 5% of matches where you shitfuck everyone, 1v5, oneshot supports etc. Memeback and cheap save items remove 4.99999% of that 5% of godmode matches so all you're left is the usual watching retards pick and play like dogshit while speaking cykablyat or niggerish, and being cucked out of kills by overtanky supports and save items, with no hope of getting one of those sick carry games from the past.

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
Valve has no teambuilder/teamfinder mechanics in a team game
you cant have a team of 5 people it's impossible
dota is a team game but you play alone, it's always been like that
Rampant account buying/boosting goes unfixed
nobody cares
No position based matchfinding
lol
No region lock
only a problem with internet cafe peruvians in a server that's already underpopulated - nobody cares
@TurtleCat
russians suck and feed but somehow have the same mmr as me
fuck off retard you have no argument against russians

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
I wonder who could be behind this post

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TechHater
Valve being jackasses, not enough high skill players for convenient matches, obscenely high skill floor needed for new players, nobody wants to play pos 4/5 so 5 core games are more common than they should be, smurfs (due to the aforementioned ridiculous queue times) running low skill games, DK Effect account buyers ruining high skill games

@Crazy_Nice
No position based matchfinding
Dota isn't designed around concrete roles like lol is, picking a position before you queue is retarded. I had a game recently where the dire's slardar started as a pos 4 and quickly turned into their hard pos 1

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
white people became to weak for games like dota, they're too lazy and unmotivated to play for a long time when they can just play braindead console shit
can't fix that without economic crisis, medium-sized war or another disaster with similar scale

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Nude_Bikergirl
russians play well, try hard and never feed
In every game I played with 3 or more Russians on my team, they were usually giving up 20 minutes in, and kept calling gg every 5 minutes
When there's just one or two of them, there's a 50% chance that they contain their autism

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@girlDog
Sumail
Yawar
Brax
1437
Jenkins
Wwd
Ryuuboruz
Eagle
SVG

Just to name a few

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spamalot
this
look at storm
he was able to carry 1vs5 for 5 minutes until reddit cried their tears out about him being OP because of muh kaya and he was nerfed in a fucking blink of an eye

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spamalot
git gud grandpa, i'll keep ruining your fun by making my team comeback based in good positioning and itemization, enjoy your
hurr im farmed as fuck so i'll go alone and kill everybody! :^)
durr holy shit they killed me and got a lot of gold out of it how they dare, valve plz stop comeback mechanics ;^(

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
there's no proof that seasoned players are actually quitting and the game can't keep growing forever. Dota 2 is a hard game to get into, but it will always have a healthy player base unlike many other not-so-deep multiplayer games

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Ignoramus
kept calling gg every 5 minutes
they do that
they also say shit like ff go mid but always defend and play on
they also ping and flame a lot but who cares

Firespawn
Firespawn

@New_Cliche
is that a Ritsu post?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@New_Cliche
/int/

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Garbage Can Lid
sumail literally wanted PPD out of the team
hmm

RumChicken
RumChicken

@VisualMaster
bugfix
hurr durr reddit

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
I hate how plebbit and the gulag try to solve problems they know nothing about and think valve DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE MONEY.

You know how the loot boxes everyone is losing their minds over these days? The same loot boxes that are said to make up to half of the revenue of the large AAA producing jew sanctuaries? Valve, that's who. Several fucking years ago. People also act like valve are only now jumping on the card bandwagon. Guess what kiddies, steam has had a card system in place for years. Valve are so fucking ahead in the "how to make money the easiest" game that the other studios don't even a snowballs chance in hell of ever catching up to them.

You dumb fucks think they care about you crying about peruvians or whatever, but as long as they make a handsome profit on the game they're not going to go back to "free hats for all" model they had in the early days. Which again a lot of companies borrowed several years after the fact, showering new faggots with free shit early on to get them hooked then make it into a grind.

All the people crying about how they need to add more carrots/grinds/etc. to attract the candy crush crowd are fucking retarded. They won't do that, but they'll release artifact and watch a river made of money flow into their HQ while wiping their asses with fine art long thought to be lost.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

your team so trash other teams experiment on you

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
Alri Bruno

SniperWish
SniperWish

nyx nyx nyx

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spazyfool
How about having a game where comebacks are genuine because you have to outplay the enemies multiple times to make up playing like trash earlier on. Or a game where people who are massively ahead can afford to make atleast one or two attempts at risky plays to end the game in a flashy way instead of dragging every match to 50min with three roshans. Or a game where supports don't build the same two overpowered, underpriced braindead items every single game because it's the best in slot 100% of the time.

Dota simply isn't fun anymore because the chance of actually amazing matches is nearly nonexistant because of fake comeback mechanics and broken lifesaving support items that basically give carries free aegises in every teamfight by saving them from fatal positioning fuckups.

idontknow
idontknow

@MPmaster
You guys thought the money suit was a joke didn't you. It's top secret valve fashion, gabes suit has more money woven into it than peru generates in a year

hairygrape
hairygrape

IS THIS TUUURBO MODE?

WebTool
WebTool

@Ignoramus
was about to post this

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Deadlyinx
probably because ppd is not humble, has a huge ego and is not particularly good at the game

whereismyname
whereismyname

midorfeed

JUST
DISBAND
ALREADY

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SomethingNew
fake comebacks

is this the new artificial fun?

Bidwell
Bidwell

did cancel have a single good game in MoF

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

CANCELLLLL

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Bidwell
I think he had a good PA game once

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CodeBuns
Why should people care about how much shekels Valve makes? People care about declining player numbers because it's bad for the game. You know, the thing you play.

RavySnake
RavySnake

go from being 2nd at TI6 to playing position 5 for a team with cancel and synderen on it

Is there a bigger dota JUST than Aliwi "w33" Omar?

Supergrass
Supergrass

matu tiny
HELLS YEAH MY BROTHER

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

odpixel the brit nigger shitting on NA
ive had enough of dota

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
Why should valve care about the slowly declining numbers if they still make their shekels? You know, the thing that they set out to do.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SomethingNew
Or a game where people who are massively ahead can afford to make atleast one or two attempts at risky plays to end the game in a flashy way instead of dragging every match to 50min with three roshans
i agree with the comebacks mechanics being a little bit too strong, but not something as extreme as to ask them to eliminate the comeback shit, and your statement is kind of biased and anecdotical, i literally haven't had a game go for longer than 40 minutes since the last patch came, every game i have stomped, lost, or being even, then the game was over from whoever got the best tf and picked off the alone heroes.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TechHater
what is the number one reason casuals aren't interested and seasoned players keep quitting?
hat farming was removed

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@whereismyname
I mean TA what a mistake

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
Because a shit game will eventually stop making money.
Also the whole idea that outside of upper management, the people actually working on the game don't really give a shit about the overall bottom line and just want to make a good game.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
the game isn't fun and there's nothing that can fix it
it's over

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RavySnake
why is he playing pos 5 anyway, i thought he planned to play pos 4

w8t4u
w8t4u

how many times must synderen come back to pro dota and embarrass himself, can't he stick to casting?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spazyfool
Real comeback is when the superior team prevails after the inferior team wins the earlygame on a fluke.
Fake forced comeback is when shitters get awarded giant rubberband gold+xp explosions just by picking off a support from the team that's ahead. Fake forced comeback is when your lead becomes an actual liability because of forced game mechanics, and you have to chain roshans to not suddenly lose the match in a single teamfight instead of trying to end the fucking game.

Evilember
Evilember

PT into Aquilla into S&Y on Tiny. Ok is everyone a retard except me? PT into Oblivion into Echo Sabre is ALWAYS more optimal. I don't even wanna theorycraft on it because it's super obvious why my statement is correct.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Crazy_Nice
bye bye, i hope you stay tho so my boy ODpixel can keep ravaging your anus my ameriturd friend.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Spazyfool
@whereismyname
de hippie spacing

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
Why should someone who gets paid today care whether he will still get paid tomorrow?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Where are the season MMR dotards?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@w8t4u
I'd like to think he enjoys himself even if he loses most of the time.

Don't forget he's been to 4 TIs as a player though.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

how do I solve mana problems on heroes like CK?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SomethingNew
this but good luck getting through to retarded brainlets who think they deserve to win games where they play much worse than their opponents

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

manta nyx

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
Drum, echo sabre, vlads, battlefury

Methnerd
Methnerd

As someone who used to play DotA and HoN 24/7 (the later actually at a semi-professional level) but never really got into DotA2 and barely plays it, I'll answer as the casual those redditors seem to be wanting to play more.
DotA2 is just not a good game at the pub level. It's slow and tedious and whatever special appeal it might have over its competitors due its supreme complexity and depth is completely ruined by most games not actually being decided by that, but by one idiot being caught out alone lategame and losing/winning you the game without much of a fight.
And of course the absolutely toxic community that has come to be accepted because "lol that's just dota" is actually really off-putting if you play different games for a while and realize "hey, there is another way".

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

nightstalker snowballs early
builds shit like halberd and basher
we actually cant stop him
wtf bros i thought he was supposed to build aghs and be useless aside from being a mobile sentryward

iluvmen
iluvmen

gulag shitters thought liquid will suck in 7.07
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hairygrape
hairygrape

Please don't tell me you're gonna lose against a fucking carry Nyx.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Deadlyinx
soul ring, that item is awesome for strenght heroes in early game, awesome item for offlaners too.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Kheezu

more like keksu

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Deadlyinx
soul ring if you have lifesteal or other way to replenish hp

Illusionz
Illusionz

Io, Omni, Phoenix
Has Liquid discovered a new form of cancer?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Can Liquid play in any way that isn't 5 man deathball?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Harmless_Venom
NYX NYX NYX!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Methnerd
supreme complexity and depth is completely ruined by most games not actually being decided by that, but by one idiot being caught out alone lategame and losing/winning you the game without much of a fight.
wrong
90% of games are over in pick phase

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PackManBrainlure
they literally won most of their games at TI off rat doto

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Illusionz
more like MoF is fucking dogshit and carry nyx can rape them easily.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@PackManBrainlure
still being this mad about TI7

likme
likme

@PackManBrainlure
i don't think you even understand what "deathball" means

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
synderen stop shitposting and go lose vs a carry nyx

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fuzzy_Logic
No they aren't because you assume people play a hero even remotely to its potential which obviously most people don't.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@PackManBrainlure
this is a bad post.

Skullbone
Skullbone

ITS THE DARK LADY ALL OVER AGAIN

Emberfire
Emberfire

redditors STILL pretend that there are reasons beside lack of region lock that drag dota down.

how delusional libtards can be.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberfire
he thinks region lock is good

after playing on EUW in League, I never want to see another swede / dane / german / french / ANYFUCKING THING E S P E C I A L L Y BRIT FUCKING BONGERS EVER AGAIN

happy_sad
happy_sad

is this the patch that brings the quarryposter back?

Methnerd
Methnerd

LMAO 3 NYX
3 NYX

Firespawn
Firespawn

cancel outfarmed by kuro
lol

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

this is pathetic if, mof should just disband

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberfire
(you)

Inmate
Inmate

>>195628906
MUH FEELINGS instead of objective proof
As always with the alt-retards

WebTool
WebTool

playing against the best team in the world
ok lets pick two pseudo carries that buy bloodstone

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StrangeWizard
for being a tier 2 team getting stomped by the TI champions? how about no

JunkTop
JunkTop

is matu's tiny build any good?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Boy_vs_Girl
you talk as if you were playing below 4k

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster
L M A O
M
A
O

Methshot
Methshot

@JunkTop
Shartour's build is unironically better

SniperWish
SniperWish

@VisualMaster
stomped by a literal joke draft doing meme builds

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@JunkTop
the only item you need on tiny is blink dagger
then you destroy the enemy team and build whatever you want

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@kizzmybutt
which most people do? especially those leaving the game?

Skullbone
Skullbone

I heat to break it to you shitters whining dota is shit because it's full of third worlders and region locking will usher in a golden age of pubs but ALL online games have shit playerbases, you just have a scapegoat for this one. Judging from some of the conduct reports that get posted here many of you are part of the problem.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

such a clowny game

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
i think burst build is better if enemy has a lot of heroes you can nuke with blink and/or if you are vs two or more heroes contesting your lane

maxing tree (aka rtz build) is better if you have free farm though, at least thats how i see it

hairygrape
hairygrape

CLOWN FIESTA
CLOWN FIESTA
CLOWN FIESTA
CLOWN FIESTA
CLOWN FIESTA
CLOWN FIESTA

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

that was entertaining at least

Methshot
Methshot

this fight

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Gigastrength
@SniperWish
liquid are a much better team individually and together, so of course they win even when playing more "experimental"

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

what are some memes about venezuela to mock region block posters

girlDog
girlDog

pretty good for a tuesday

Techpill
Techpill

@StrangeWizard
their economy

Emberburn
Emberburn

this game

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
fair enough
im just saying that around my low 5k bracket literally 90% of games are decided by picking phase, people who play mid/safe and dont bother counterpicking are the most game losing people there are

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
Thank you for making my night with this reaction face, user. You made me laugh.

DeathDog
DeathDog

4v2 and still can't kill them

JUST

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
you do you even need blink on nu-tiny
seems like a wasted slot

takes2long
takes2long

what the FUCK is going on

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

MUH LC IS BEST COUNTER FOR AM GUISE.

How about you and your shitty waifu both slide down a trench a stay there? LC is bad in every scenario. One dimensional hero with 0 mobility and carry potential. I want to see you duel AM when his team isn't full of retards who give away free duels. Better stay in your jungle like the useless shit that you are and 3 slot yourself by the 40th minute while your t3's are going down.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@eGremlin
It's the carry Tiny making a comeback except this time he doesn't need an Aghs
And since a carry Tiny is often accompanied by Io you don't really need a dagger on him

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
a random stack of 5 players are playing against winner of the most recent TI professionals is what's happening

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

K A N S E L
A
N
S
E
L

K A N S E L
A
N
S
E
L

TreeEater
TreeEater

tiny flailing around when he gets cogged has to be the funniest animation in the game

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Classic Cancel

JunkTop
JunkTop

that game
those plays
that casting

Booteefool
Booteefool

Jesus christ liquid memed on synderen so fucking hard that game

MPmaster
MPmaster

i could cheer for liquid is they played like this more

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
not many teams are as bad as mid or feed

Soft_member
Soft_member

suddenly get that feeling
open twitch
check followed sidebar
ourteezy
0 viewers
True fangayism is more powerful than notifications.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

RTZ LIVE NIGGAS

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

so what happens if phoenix "takes" his teammates into egg?
do they get fully healed too or is it just shitty version of tusk snowball? i couldnt tell

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stark_Naked
but i play legion offlane, rape antimage and his cuckports, get an early deso, rape supports, acumulate damage, end game, alternatively if my teammates are retarded niggers i acumulate damage and rat to oblivion, fuck you.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

be romanian gypsy
be a pub""star""
want to go pro
get absolutely shitstomped
gypos btfo

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Gigastrength
full heal and all non ult skills refreshed you blind fuck

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
Get fully healed and their non-ults get refreshed

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@idontknow

@Emberburn
idk how ccnc is the problem, every game he gets roamed on 4 times in the first 5 minutes while ppd/misery literally never gank mid, with how much space optic creates for pajkatt he really should have more mid game impact

whereismyname
whereismyname

Adelaide.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Mid and Feed

cum2soon
cum2soon

real good finnish pop music

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@cum2soon
how does autism sound in musical form?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i love my life

AHAHAHAHA

FUCKING MATU

IS THIS BECAUSE OF EVERYONE FUCKING MEME HIM BEING DEPRESS AND SHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Illusionz
Illusionz

WE DON'T DESERVE MATU

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TalkBomber
Medusa ult.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TalkBomber
@cum2soon
DON'T POST IT

takes2long
takes2long

@TalkBomber

unironically classical music

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

thoughts on going Treads>Kaya>Orchid>Bloodstone on storm?
Ive been going Treads>Kaya>Bloodstone>Orchid but Storm really doesn't feel as reliant on the Bloodstone as he used to during the mid game

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spazyfool
go back to r eddit

askme
askme

cancel should just follow the bulldog path and be a streamer

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sir_Gallonhead
@cum2soon
@TalkBomber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktlavrFaDNw

StonedTime
StonedTime

what the fuck is capitalist talking about?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evilember
Truly ourest of /our girl/s

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@askme
I mean that's the only fucking reason he's known

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Arteezy is streaming

Soft_member
Soft_member

Would you?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@DeathDog
godz over febby

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Need_TLC
carry riki
ok reddit ill watch shartour play 1 game

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@DeathDog
@Soft_member
Fuck febby you nasty koreaboo

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stark_Naked
valve could make LC good pretty easily but i guess they don't want to

FastChef
FastChef

@VisualMaster
literally nothing wrong with carry riki
especially now that roaming got nerfed
shitter

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lord_Tryzalot
But im not, godz is simply a fucking cripple and a jew

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

30 min queue's
"WE NEED REGIONLOCK"

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Got some NA dota coming

https://www.twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit

Leviathan vs Blue Pikachu
And then the winner vs. VG.J
Grant is casting

cum2soon
cum2soon

@kizzmybutt
I guess, but he did look sexy cosplaying enchantress

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
grant casting
say no mo

FastChef
FastChef

@PackManBrainlure
na dota
if i wanted to look at shit i would squeeze it out of myself

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
Haha time to go to bed after fixed sleeping schedule
rtc stream

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
BSJ is ugly
what the fuck? he looks good on his stream

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
@DeathDog
no singsing
Based nu-d2g singsing haters

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Need_TLC
@Nude_Bikergirl
buy no quelling blade
cant last hit
"wtf how to cs on this dogshit hero"
based shartour

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
implying nu-/d2g/ even have the pics
Also rich of you to call people names frogboy

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Boy_vs_Girl
Sing stopped his pro career ages ago. He has other income now.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

DUDE

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

OUR BOY RTZ IS STREAMING
OUR BOY RTZ IS STREAMING
OUR BOY RTZ IS STREAMING
OUR BOY RTZ IS STREAMING

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@VisualMaster
tfw rtzs quarry is being settled

Nojokur
Nojokur

Watch out for Steven "Eosin" Cheng
The public enemy of Dota 2 #2
Known facts:

[x] Midget
[x] Tryhard
[x] Stacker
[x] Racist
[x] Overweight
[x] Gook
[x] Dumpstered by fakkaliv in Veeky Forums masters
[x] Communist
[x] Artstyle hater
[x] Doesn't post first for #kaidota
[x] Directly responsible for Silencer casting last word and curse on you every 14 seconds
[x] Bad player and captain
[x] Known homosexual
[x] Virgin
[x] K-Pop spammer
[x] Ledditor
[x] Is trying to kill E-Sports
[x] Posting 'dead thread dead game'
[x] Smells bad
[x] Direct cause of the development of the .H264 10-bit profile
[x] Supports Pendragon
[x] Likes bad music
[x] Has Athlete's Foot despite never exercising in his life
[x] Attempted to take down Adblock
[x] Tried to add nipples to Naga Siren
[x] "That"
[x] Jewish ancestry
[x] Hates America
[x] Caused Gents to get a day job
[x] Alcoholic
[x] Samefagger
[x] Marijuana addict + marijuana needle sharer
[x] Bad teeth
[x] Israeli apologist
[x] Attempted to assassinate Draskyl
[x] Attempted to shave Gabens beard
[x] Successfully assassinated Barnyyy and KingRaven
[x] Hindered intergalactic relations
[x] Responsible for seizure of Bitgamer by the Feds
[x] Watches and enjoys The Big Bang Theory
[x] Abuser of animals
[x] Possible jaywalker
[x] Copyright violater
[x] Borderline mentally retarded
[x] His nipples resemble misshapen pepperoni

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sheever is my mommy!

5mileys
5mileys

eosin /the big deal/
is lumi our guy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@MPmaster
Ill give you frogboy

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
that's my favorite /d2g/ pasta after ayesee's one

Lunatick
Lunatick

OUR BOY RTZ IS STREAMING

Snarelure
Snarelure

@5mileys
yes lumi you are, I enjoy you, please come back

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

battlefury safelane riki
yes/no

Inmate
Inmate

@StrangeWizard
absolutely

Methshot
Methshot

Can you do this in Dota?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methshot
are these things even allowed to say that kinda stuff

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What lvl 25 talent on RIki is better? I suppose the invis one allows for easy pickoffs on unassuming heroes without detection (since they can't even stun you and run away) in late game. But if you're playing Riki in late game enemies either had, have or will have a gem or a ton of sentries. Meanwhile ulty AOE is pretty fucking ridiculous with that talent, especially with bashes, s&y or skadi procs. I think ulty is way better but the current in-game guide suggests cloak and dagger.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StrangeWizard
bf riki when he was reworked

for a few short days he was goodEmber

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Nojokur
I miss KingRaven and Barney so much lads
Also big daggius and jigglebilly

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard

I don' t think Venezuelans can play Doto on their country though

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evil_kitten
uncut?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard
imply they still play this shit game

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
@kizzmybutt
alright
im convinced that its a good idea
battlefury is finally a good item so i dont feel bad about memebuilding it

WebTool
WebTool

@Evil_kitten
Epic oldfag meme, friend.
But, now watch this, for 0.5 seconds.

TechHater
TechHater

@Methshot
Can you do this in league?

FastChef
FastChef

@Garbage Can Lid
invis is much better

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
My own judgement based on my experiences
what some 3k's on reddit decided were the best builds for heroes not played regularly at a high level

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StrangeWizard
He's so fucking overpowered he can probably play any lane now so yes.

idontknow
idontknow

who would have guessed that lumi was actually charismatic?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@VisualMaster
useless aside from being a mobile sentryward
useless aside from being useful
aside from being useful
aside from being useful

unobstructed true-sight vision isn't useful enough
gulag '17

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@idontknow
because he's not?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methshot
He 3-0 or got 3-0d?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
Definitely.

WebTool
WebTool

@Garbage Can Lid
Ult AOE any day of the week

@FastChef
I can attack and stay invis
Literally a retardtrap

farquit
farquit

you should be watching beyondtheshekel right now because they actually got grant to cast a qualifier for once. not dreamleague or redditeezy

takes2long
takes2long

@Spazyfool
was it autism?

FastChef
FastChef

@Supergrass
Does that look like a cry of joy to you or what?

Spamalot
Spamalot

so what is next for our boy omar?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/11/19593/
will you tell me more about this? /csgog/ doesn't exist anymore

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fried_Sushi
I'm glad fizzz hasn't made TA into fuTA yet
@Spamalot
replace CCnC

StonedTime
StonedTime

Wheres Nahaz

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I dooont wanna be aliiive

I just wannna diiiiie

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

arteezy is actually winning his safelane 36 damage riki game
9k smurf is no joke

Inmate
Inmate

@FastChef
I wasnt sure if it was him

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
replace CCnC
possible but I think he'd clash with ppd

Evilember
Evilember

@farquit
thanks ld

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Timado needs to stop thirsting over sluts and practise more

TechHater
TechHater

lol da fuq is Navi doing?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@farquit
watching beyond the kike over our literal nigga ourteez

get the fuck out

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperGod
Pajkatt, Misery and w33 were together in DC back then. But why do you mean by he'd clash with ppd, ccnc or w33

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

who's this cocasting with grant? nigga fuck this i'm out

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TechHater
this always makes me sad in some sort of way

King_Martha
King_Martha

are there any heroes that are truly OP in this patch so far?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Deadlyinx
so when is this trust shit getting implemented into dota?
smurf niggers need to be genocided by it

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
SB and NS are still broken in pubs

idontknow
idontknow

@Poker_Star
it's been in dota based retard bro
it's called a behaviour score

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
ck

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

there people in this world watching a literal who-off casted by the biggest redditor in the world instead of watching rtz craft the meta you'll talk about next week

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@idontknow
behavior score
im getting matched with flaming dogshit smurfs nearly every game with excellent behaviour score
based retardbro

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Evilember
I posted complaining about ld an hour ago and i got warned by the (((janitors)))

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lord_Tryzalot
never said it was a good system but that's literally what's getting implemented into csgo
it's the same system

Lunatick
Lunatick

Went out to run at the beach
Came back
No MMR reset

Inmate
Inmate

@Nude_Bikergirl
this

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@New_Cliche
welp

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lunatick
SB is literally shit this days. They nerfed his early and mid game so hard that he is not as usefull as he used to be because those where the stages where he was relevant.

Slardar is goodSB at this point

happy_sad
happy_sad

@New_Cliche
csgo is getting behavioral score that goes beyond the game.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Will there be a recalibration with the seasonal ranked change? I'm 2.2k trash but I'm like 99% sure if I could recalibrate, I'd be much higher.
I play with my 4 and 5k friends a lot and I play perfectly fine with them in stacks. Solo queue is hell though because everybody is a 2k shitter and nobody plays as a team.

Booteefool
Booteefool

play one game
win
afraid to play any more in fear of ruining good feels

play one game
lose
bad feels dissuade me from playing anymore

TreeEater
TreeEater

too scared to queue for normal games because I might lose
just play bot games instead
how do I get over this?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Offline

WebTool
WebTool

I heard sheever has an incredibly large bladder.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
I'm 2.2k trash but I'm like 99% sure if I could recalibrate, I'd be much higher.
This is going to be the new thing isn't it? Ooga boogaer complaining that the recalibration fucked them. Unironically can't wait.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
did you even try reading the short paragraph on the seasonal changes?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TreeEater
don't bring that anime hair sniffer shit into my gulag

Inmate
Inmate

@BinaryMan
TEAM OOGA
ME BOOGA

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater
queue normal game
tab out
accept
lose
repeat until hidden mmr adjusts and/or you no longer feel anxiety

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

EVERY DAY

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@WebTool
I'm just using turbo to prime the forced 50 and I've climbed like 1.3k mmr since the patch. Same shit you can do with normals of course but much, much faster.

Methshot
Methshot

watching literalwhosports when artour is streaming
esportfags getting what they deserve

Flameblow
Flameblow

@King_Martha
they're very different personalities, and I think PPD is pretty controlling when he drafts, while w33 is a player who needs his freedom

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BinaryMan

its not a full recalibration my dudes

you are going to be at your mmr and then play like 10 games with those same shitters to get your new mmr (+-300)

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

how can i debuff this from a teammate? besides medallion, crest or AC

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
fuck off shartour

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
join a party
"hey user, can you get on discord?"

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Garbage Can Lid
how can I debuff this without debuffing this
beats me

FastChef
FastChef

@Methshot
I dont give a shit about fucking blue pikachu but you can bet your ass im going to watch a grant cast.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@VisualMaster
he doesnt know about the safelane carry nightstalker build

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Soft_member
safelane ns
what

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

wtf i love safelane riki now

no dotes tonight boys

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methnerd
carry slardar
is this shit for real

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@VisualMaster
thank fuck

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

wake up
still no brewmaster bf

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Emberfire
you go mask of madness into sny
@Stark_Naked
its a legit strat, 3 years ago

Inmate
Inmate

NaVi losing to Kansel and horny peruvian boy

Methnerd
Methnerd

haha le our boy is le stremin XDDD so whacky and funi he make me feel like i have frends he swear and his mom dont get angry my momi always get angry when i say f*ck

Emberfire
Emberfire

Can my hidden MMR (Unranked) be higher than my ranked MMR? Im just calibrating and the games in ranked are awful af

When I play unranked I reach the point where peple actually buy wards, dont play 5 carry games, pick support if its necesary, invisibility is not the same as invencibility. But my ranked games are awful, 3 people fighting each other mid, people throwing from minute 0, not even 1 ward if I dont buy it as position 1, if there is a riki on the other team is a 90% loss.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BinaryMan
s&y seems a little wasted on ns desu
halberd is where its at

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BinaryMan
wtf can you name 1 str melee hero that is not viable safelane MoM

askme
askme

Is it weird if I just want to see Synd win? I don't hate Na'vi at all but I root for MoF every time they play anyone.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@VisualMaster
It's still a more effective way to climb from the trenches than perpetual +/-25

SniperGod
SniperGod

@VisualMaster
You think 300+mmr is the absolute max? I'd imagine it could go higher if the 10 calibration games were played to perfection. Obviously that won't happen, but I doubt it's that small of a potential gain or loss.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberfire
i got 4.3k ranked mmr but i get matched with 5-high6k players in unranked
so yes
it can be

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Methshot
based

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Would MoM be good on legion? You're silenced during the duel anyway.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

trying to watch some dota
lyrical casting
God really hates me

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
same but for timado
not a monkey btw

Methnerd
Methnerd

watch boring ass blue pikachu game because grant
miss carry slardar and carry riki games
why cant teams meme on games grant is casting?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evil_kitten
what if rupture stunned like mana leak?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BinaryMan
@LuckyDusty
i usually get battlefury first but sny is core

Firespawn
Firespawn

BLUE PIKACHU TI8 WINNERS

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@WebTool
What team is Tavo playing in nowadays? Also likeable and his SK is so good

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Skullbone
battlefury ns
now this is a meme i can get behind

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
Why can't grantfags literally kill themselves? World just isn't fair like that.

Emberfire
Emberfire

i was steadily climbing MMR and went from 4.5 to 5k in the last 40 days, but i started getting intentional feeders and griefers in every single game and dropped 190 MMR in the last 4 days

should i just stop playing ranked until the new system comes out?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evil_kitten
can't use it during Duel
if you use it, you can't cast Duel
so no
+atkspd looks good with Duel +dmg, but Moment already gives you free attacks and lifesteal, so MoM is a little redundant

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Playboyize
it unironically works and stomps in 5k avg games

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperWish
ill try it out but im worried the average rusky monkey will sperg out and run it down mid when i mark safelane ns

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Ignoramus
he hfn and kingrd are all on paiN Gaming right now, some literal who brazilian team that doesn't seem to go outside SA
they got 2-0'd by Infamous in the SA quals for Summit 8

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Skullbone
You have to go back

massdebater
massdebater

@RavySnake
Back in time to when the gulag was good? I wish.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Remember how the gulag was insisting Aeon disk was good?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

mid and feed

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stark_Naked
no
no i dont

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Gigastrength
Fuckin lol did you write than one yourself?

takes2long
takes2long

Reworked grappler idea:

Q: Covers the ground around you with digestive enzymes, dealing a small amount of damage each second and causing you to be healed for a portion of damage taken by all enemies standing within it. The heal is halved for damage to creeps.
Duration: 9
Radius: 400
Damage: 30/40/50/60
Heal percentage: 17%/18%/19%/20%
CD: 27/22/17/12 Mana: 100

W: Your appendages elongate for 15 seconds, granting increased reach and attack speed.
Bonus attack range: 300
Bonus attack speed: 15/30/45/60
CD: 20 Mana: 25/30/35/40

E: Grapple enemies you attack, dragging them closer and, if they're dragged within 75 range, dealing bonus magical damage. You also gain the ability to phase through units when moving(units still cannot move through you if you are standing still).
Drag distance: 50
Drag duration: 0.2
Bonus magical damage: 5/20/35/70

R: Begin releasing spores that cause mushrooms to grow on nearby enemies. Mushrooms reach maturity after 3 seconds(6 seconds for creeps) and explode, dealing magical damage and stunning in an area.
Duration: 9/12/15
Spore radius: 400
Mushroom explosion radius: 250
Mushroom explosion damage: 150/200/250
Stun duration: 1
CD: 45 Mana: 175/250/325

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@takes2long
Who is this for?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Boy_vs_Girl
i copied it from someone in twitch chat
what do you guys think is going on in MoF's teamspeak?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Who's worse Cancel or CCnC?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stark_Naked

no but i remember how i immediately said that pango was an offlaner and that blink was going to be a good meme on him

i also said aeon was going to be hilariously shit whilst retards thought the 25% meme was worth it

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Deadlyinx
what happened guys? wasnt w33got the next big thing?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn
Bristleback Earth sprit Earthshaker Pudge Undying
You fucking brainlet

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So, Navi is actually decent now?

I didn't pay attention, but noticed they play much better recently?
what happened?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stark_Naked
Cancel could be a mid ter mid laner if he wasn't on a meme team honestly, perhaps move to a different role

CCnC literally has no hope

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Spazyfool
awkward silence

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Skullbone
why do people shit on ccnc when they sack his lane every game, every game he gets camped and he gets literally no roams

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@RumChicken
but have you watched him stream? He's unironically a viper spammer

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Vacuum lvl 18 Tiny
Doesn't even reach halfway to the location because of status resist
ICEFRAUD WHAT THE FUCK

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Bidwell
well he was big at one time, he was best invo and top3 mid
He just stopped trying after getting 2nd in international.
wasn't he also 1st guy to hit 8k?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

He never saw the myth, the legend that was SeleCT's magnus

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

So if you chrono a strength hero can they walk out of it before it ends?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@kizzmybutt
bristleback
just patently false
es
actually mask might help you farm neutrals better
es
actually mask might help you farm neutrals better
pudge
you don't need to turn off rot and +movespeed is a benefit
undying
not sure about this one but pure contrarianism will make me say that it can be done

checkmate dotard

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@kizzmybutt
he doesnt play carry undying with mom
uhhh?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@VisualMaster
Icefrog

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Need_TLC
Tiny is more heavy
Gets pushed less
I don't see the issue.

girlDog
girlDog

@RavySnake
Alright I'll tell him to check it out.

Inmate
Inmate

@Need_TLC
big rock is harder to push, the math checks out

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Nojokur
he still dealt dmg to the enemy ench though

girlDog
girlDog

@kizzmybutt
No. The disable from chrono is being applied constantly for the duration. Same with black hole

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
No need, I've already read it

cause I wrote it :^)

massdebater
massdebater

@VisualMaster
Shockwaves

Techpill
Techpill

@RumChicken
I rememeber Ana suffering the same thing but then he farmed on his own and saved OG ass more than once. CCnC is irrelevant form minute 0 to the end of the game

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Techpill
@Skullbone
whats ur mmr retard

w8t4u
w8t4u

When does the new ranked system kick in?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@hairygrape
T. U FUCKING HORSE FACES SHITTER, U LEGIT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING TWO STROKES AT ONCE ALL THE TIME

5mileys
5mileys

@hairygrape
this conversation is not going to get better for you mr ccnc sir

takes2long
takes2long

@hairygrape
chill out ccnc like just git gud bro

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@New_Cliche
Literally "ahaha i might be shit at the video game but atleast i have a gf you fucking virgins"

The absoleute STATE of pro spicks.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I want Sheever to sit on my face, dotards.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

show me the money

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Deadlyinx
i think you misunderstood that pic
he is just a horny teenager

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
Imagine the smell~

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RumChicken
stop shitposting and get back to practicing quinn

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Deadlyinx
He's right though, and he has made almost 30k with dota, 99.99999% of all dotards would be happy if they could do that

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

pretty sure this Veil+Kaya Viper is a trash build

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@King_Martha
I want to squeeze sheevers thicc ass
Like, really get a good, long, firm grip on that juicy thing
Like, grope her big ass real good
Like, latch onto that squishy plum and never let go

MPmaster
MPmaster

whats going on with saksa

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TurtleCat
Veil is legit
Kaya is totally unnecessary

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperGod
I bet her butt and princess parts smell of flowers and fresh fruit !!

eGremlin
eGremlin

why is og so bad after ana left

MPmaster
MPmaster

thicc Sheever makes my dick so hard, it's no longer funny

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
im fckucking done wiht this SITHSH gaem

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Playboyize

But you clear creep waves and camps with level 3 poison puddle , level 4 and Veils is overkill

to me Veils seems like an alternative health regen item to Hood that is what most Vipers get now

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Burnblaze
Se "I'm gonna show Dota players what APM can do" leCT

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

how did game 2 Liquid-Secret go boiz?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Bidwell
I mean he was a terrible sc2 player as well

SniperWish
SniperWish

Post Lanaya

WebTool
WebTool

@Sir_Gallonhead
veil is for waveclear
unironically a brainlet

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

there is high profile esports going on every day until 4th of december

how am I supposed to get anything done

idontknow
idontknow

this hero makes my dick way too hard literally how is she balanced?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fuzzy_Logic
a shitfest

Inmate
Inmate

@TurtleCat
How does veil even work with other sources of magic resistance reduction? Are there diminishing returns or what? Damage amp is theoretically good on viper because of how poison attack snowballs.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fuzzy_Logic
almost as much of a stomp as the first game
clock running wild shitting on gh and drow raping mc bot

Playboyize
Playboyize

navi is playing
there are 2k people watching russian stream of lvt vs blue pikachu tier 4 na dota
what the fuck this is literal bots huh

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Any lewd dotards wanna kiss and watch esports together?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
You think 300+mmr is the absolute max? I'd imagine it could go higher if the 10 calibration games were played to perfection.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@idontknow
i honestly can't wait for VR to improve and hold hands with Lanaya

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how do I kill a farmed DK?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Carnalpleasure
Are you a penisless girl?
Pls respond

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@GoogleCat
hmm. how did game 3 go?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

wake up
no recalibration matches to make me so angry that I never want to play again
:(

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BlogWobbles
I can't read

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

pick tiny
win
even against AM
ok im starting to like this patch

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
game 3

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Raving_Cute
is this one of those bo2 group stage memes?
I'm getting lost in all these esports

5mileys
5mileys

I'm gonna cum dotards !!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Has Kansel EVER won his lane?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PackManBrainlure
ive seen him do it on stream quite a bit but its rare when he's playing progames

he might just have anxiety or something who knows

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

tfw pretty strong in situational cases, suck as last pick or second pick

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Dendi has triple the networth of cancel
KANSEL BLYAD

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BinaryMan
you

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How is Cancel a professional player? He's so fucking bad.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Carnalpleasure
Are you a girl with a feminine penis?
Pls respond

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
i need a slutty boy to bounce on my cock

Lunatick
Lunatick

imagine the smell

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
lavender

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
which dotard hero has nicest smell?

idontknow
idontknow

@SniperWish
uwu

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

WTF CANCEL IS LEGIT BAD

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lunatick
smells like roses

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lunatick
Probably sweaty balls.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
@BinaryMan
still a better mid than ccnc

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lunatick
i actually enjoy that smell :)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lunatick
Am I a cuck for wanting to biry my face in a womans pussy?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Is Cancel going to kill himself after failing to accomplish anything in esports?

likme
likme

cancel right now

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I remember seeing someone here say resolut1on is shit without Rodjer, was that a joke or something? Rodjer was even this bad during TI6.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Splash is different to cleave right? Does that mean you could technically get Battlefury on Tiny?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

why did rtz go and grab the creep wave from behind their safelane T2 and drag it all the way back to his tower through the jungle?

idontknow
idontknow

@King_Martha
thanks for the meal dotards!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
You are lower than the lowest of cocksucking, cumguzzling, asslicking faggots.

Supergrass
Supergrass

tier 1000000 dota

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
Probably worried he's going to get contested by their supports in between the t1 and t2? I'm not watching this game atm. Is RTZ playing offlane now?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Spazyfool
the current creepwave was approaching his tower and he thought the enemy might pull so he disrupted the pull by taking the new creepwave

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Skullbone
But why?

FastChef
FastChef

@Supergrass
navi is tier 1.5

w8t4u
w8t4u

w33 is losing to na'vi
Dotards?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Skullbone
I'm gay and the idea of rimjobs fucking disgusts me.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Hi newfag here, Im just looking through the market and I have a couple questions:

Why are inscribed golden bashers (AM) 28 pounds but normal golden bashers around 450? Whats the deal?

Also whats the difference between paying less for one offhand and one normal basher or buying them in a set for more?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Booteefool
I think he usually goes mid, but there was a mid injoker so he went offlane with Dark Willow

@Snarelure
oh, ok. I've just never seen someone go so deep to disrupt a pull before. The absolute madman...

Techpill
Techpill

rtz why

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Carnalpleasure
yes
real man would want to suck feminine dick instead

MPmaster
MPmaster

@ZeroReborn
Eating pussy is literally the gayest thing a man can do.

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
not if it's Lanaya's

idontknow
idontknow

@Firespawn
the expensive shit is for collectors/money laundering

once you unpack them there is no difference

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

lol shartour abandoned

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Illusionz
Lone druid used to do it a lot with the bear since it is less risky. Usually people dont go so far to cut the wave since it can be punished with tp's but rtz thought (and was correct) he could get away with it since it was a pub

Booteefool
Booteefool

@MPmaster
Hetero sex is gay?
lol retard

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Deadlyinx
EPIC second pick jungle invoker
that shit's stale, I'd abandon too

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberfire

absolutely. though how much mmr can you gain or lose in 24 hours.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
I see. So should I wait and buy a golden basher and an offhand separately for 14 pounds or just buy a basher and offhand separately for like 2? The golden ones seem nice.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Firespawn
looks like the 'normal' basher packs were inscribed but had their stat gem popped out and replaced with a team gem
they're at meme prices

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Carnalpleasure
why even live

takes2long
takes2long

@Stark_Naked
You can lose ~300 easily. Talking from experience here.

Techpill
Techpill

@lostmypassword
all golden immortals look like shit, but it's your money so do what you want

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
the realest thing ever seen

RumChicken
RumChicken

explain how pugna is balanced
why can a hero just plink your buildings down to 0 from so far away

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RumChicken
Because it's made of paper?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RumChicken
blast has shit cast range and pugna has as much hp as a towel

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

have you made the switch to Firefox Quantum yet dotards?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

name a more iconic duo, I will wait

5mileys
5mileys

@whereismyname
What? I dont understand what you're saying.

takes2long
takes2long

why is w33 so bad now?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RumChicken
didn't they nerf her already?

idontknow
idontknow

MENTALLY DESTROYING SYNDEREN

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@LuckyDusty
I was planning to by the latest firefox releases have actually been decent for once

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Its time to GG out Synd, its time

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
dendo + puppers

massdebater
massdebater

@Booteefool
Putting yourself below a woman is the least manly, most cucked and gayest thing a man can do.

SniperWish
SniperWish

how was navi vs vp

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Dreamworx
sharteezy & sh1t

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

forcing a gg by attempting rampage
ALPHA
@SniperWish
3-1 VP won. VP really stepped up their game

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tony in every pro game
How long until icefrog settles /ourguy/s quarry, /d2g/?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Whoah, it's almost like all the reddit shitters were wrong about tiny.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperWish
3-1 for vp
navi kept up most of the games most of the time but were outmaneuvered in the lategame

happy_sad
happy_sad

@massdebater
t. autistic incel

TechHater
TechHater

@AwesomeTucker
if Tiny gets nerfed before Medusa or Am im quitting this game forever

Nojokur
Nojokur

@massdebater
incel: the post

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Booteefool
@MPmaster
@ZeroReborn
@Skullbone
@Carnalpleasure
how do i get banned and warned for talking about dota personalities but this shit is fine?
based retard jannies

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
Don't complain man, they do it for free

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

if navi gets at least one game vs OG they're through
feels good man

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@massdebater
What if the woman has a penis?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@takes2long
He lost interest in dota
That's why he switched to support

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
jannies are definitely not actively trying to destroy the site goy don't believe those lies oyyyyyyyveyeyyyyyyyyy

Techpill
Techpill

the absolute state of dotakeks
https://www.esportstales.com/dota-2/playerbase-declining-707-effect-and-source-2

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl
nobody ever shouts us out

Inmate
Inmate

I'm legit feeling bad for SyndereN, why did he join that garbage team?? The jokes about him will never go away now, even ODshitsel has the BALLS to shittalk him midcast...

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick
I'm sick of the comments saying this
TINY
GOT
BUFF
YOU
ALZHEIMERD
PATIENT

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Poker_Star
it's christmas day
somehow Mid or feed still haven't disbanded
haven't won anything either though
Synderen is at home trying to forget the last match his team lost vs a carry cm and support am
having an ok time
decides to open up some gifts
sees one box that looks different from the rest
the from tag is just a poorly photoshopped frog making it look blue
inside is just a short letter
"Dear Synderen, while I find your dedication to pro Dota admirable I feel no one should suffer so much humiliation. To release you from your suffering you are hereby banned from all Valve events effective immediately. Love, IceFrog"
a single tear rolls down synderens face
freeing him from the curse is the best gift he could have hoped for
and he lived happily ever after

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nude_Bikergirl
7.07 is not the same as 7.06 retard

Inmate
Inmate

what game should i play instead after dota inevitably dies?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SomethingNew
@Inmate
Why Synd? Why is this happening??

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why do you even support synd? It's not like he was good even 2 years ago.

5mileys
5mileys

@Flameblow
He's a passive aggressive little cunt in pubs
Gets what he deserves to be honest

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Inmate
Runescape

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@girlDog
tree grab honestly went from being garbage to one of the best level one abilities in the game

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

le ebin inboker gets more FREE dmg than sven or tiny
Explain this shit to me pls.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
this
be fluent english speaker
Ivan is not playing well
voice chat him "helo aenimal stuop play idiot suka"
he transforms in the bloodlusted turboroamer of your dreams

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

esports over
now what

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Inmate
That gay card game they are making

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Deadlyinx
ar TI zee

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Deadlyinx
shartour is streaming

Firespawn
Firespawn

BRAAAAAAAP

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
play?
fucking streamretards

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Deadlyinx
chinkchink playing dota with 2k viewers, support him or he will kill himself

5mileys
5mileys

@Firespawn
they lost to bsjstack like a day after that or something
That was a good laugh

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Firespawn
Thanks Sheev.
May I have another?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@5mileys
bsj stack just took an hour to beat blue pikachu lmao

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fried_Sushi
I did earlier
I solo four people in a teamfight as sven and my team still cant manage to keep their core fucking dk even remotely under control
so yeah enough dota for the week

askme
askme

@Burnblaze
Wyvern was great in 7.06 too. She had a great performance at TI too if you include group stages. The hero lost most games on the main stage, but the sample size was so small that it means fuck all.

Skullbone
Skullbone

what the fuck is incel dotards

RavySnake
RavySnake

How does rtz moves camera so fast is it me or is he using grip instead edge pan

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Skullbone
incest but legal

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Skullbone
Like /r9k/ without the witty self-loathing.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Skullbone
@ZeroReborn
@Fried_Sushi
this is so dota 2 related

WebTool
WebTool

@Skullbone
involuntary celibacy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@cum2soon
The man asked a question. What am I to do? For all I know maybe he thought it was Dota 2 related.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RavySnake
grip plus a combination of saved camera positions hotkeys
only incels still edge pan

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Skullbone
Look in the mirror

JunkTop
JunkTop

@5mileys
he's a fucking dane, give him a break.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@happy_sad
i wonder if he has left click grip

Emberfire
Emberfire

why is garter in NA?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

MFW Jakiro offlane

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Crazy_Nice
I use grip almost exclusively myself and I dunno why you would. Left click for grip seems like an unnecessary extra step to have that just gets in the way. It's not like you use middle mouse button for anything else in Dota.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Glad rtz lost. It's literally giving me trench flashbacks to see a juggernaut go from being shat on to owning in a second.

whereismyname
whereismyname

how's enigma this patch?

Flameblow
Flameblow

idk man slardar carry
why is it not viable?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Fixed Manacost Reductions applying twice to Ball Lightning's activation cost

Jesus christ icefraud cmon now.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@whereismyname
Not so bad, but rubik got good buffs this patch, so you can't really pick him unless you pick/ban rubik first.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
Slardar's entire kit is initiation focused and he doesn't farm well because of no real flashfarm. He farms just well enough to be a 3/4 hero and that's precisely why he is where he is.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@JunkTop
amazing. can't wait for retards to now take 200 games to adjust to this change. really looking forward to watching my storm zipzap straight into 5 people and have no mana left.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperWish
buy mom and bfury
now he can farm
EZ

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Crazy_Nice
Is he ok to take offlane? Im sorta new to the game.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@haveahappyday
And then he's no longer capitalising on his initiation and he's squishy as fuck because no armor due to MoM + sprint damage vulnerability.

Enjoy getting stunned and raped in 3 seconds.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

did illidan just died?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
@JunkTop
Am I understanding this wrong? Because it sounds like it only affects the activation cost, so the difference is something like 30 mana. Nobody will notice a difference.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RavySnake
middle mouse button in my mouse is kinda shit for stuff like that and its almost broken

SniperGod
SniperGod

SD carry

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
playing Turbo
a game for 50 IQ brainlet monkeys

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Raving_Cute
I guess left click to activate grip makes sense if you have camera grip bound to something else that isn't middle mouse button.
I'd just buy a new mouse though if I were you.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@New_Cliche
theres option to use grip on left mouse click specifically

viagrandad
viagrandad

reddit is stealing our meme dotards

RavySnake
RavySnake

Forced 50 isnt real

I always love when Brainlets say this, it shows they are probably 2k and under

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
Forced 50 is real

I always love when Brainlets say this, it shows they are probably 2k and under

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Soft_member
No there isn't. That option you're referring to just makes you need to hold left click on-top of holding your grip key in order to activate grip. You can't just have grip bound to your left mouse.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RumChicken
Filtered.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@viagrandad
271 upboats
i don't feel threatened at all

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BinaryMan
Dota easy mode
not the patrician choice
baka desu kohai

@RavySnake
but forced 50 is bullshit, user

takes2long
takes2long

@King_Martha
HAHAHAHA

askme
askme

new idea:
aegis becomes a buff that hero gets for picking it up after 4th roshan spawn. After 5th roshan spawn and 1 hour mark, buff makes backpack part of regular inventory for duration of aegis.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@viagrandad
albedoblade is better

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

CHU WANT CARL?

Emberfire
Emberfire

new idea:

ability that stuns when the target runs out of health (works like mana leak)

Flameblow
Flameblow

@askme
thats FUCKING STUPID why did you post this anyway whos going to read this

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I really like this artist, gonna commission him again
taking ideas for cute loli pugna & shota sk to do

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
hmmm. i should post it on reddit, maybe valve adds it :^)

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
;)

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberfire
what if you could rupture towers

Soft_member
Soft_member

What if refresher shard could refresh refresher shard?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Soft_member
Breaky, the commentator, thought that this was how it worked.

Spamalot
Spamalot

when's icefrog gonna remove the self stun when you use metamorphosis

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

what if meepo had only one meepo so the hero wouldn't be hard to play anymore?

Soft_member
Soft_member

NEW ITEM

Replicator
Echo Saber x2
Active: the next single target spell you cast will affect every valid target on the map through fog of war

Methnerd
Methnerd

Last LPQ Game
Get shit stomped easily

Fun times.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Soft_member
bahahah

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
anecdotal evidence is evidence

Skullbone
Skullbone

So, is Valve just not releasing the patch now?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RavySnake
@Raving_Cute
no evidence is evidence!

TechHater
TechHater

typing boards.4... to go to Veeky Forums then to gulag
top hits
what did Safari mean by this

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TechHater
current year
using a crapple

it correctly assumes you're an unironic cocksucking faggot desu

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TalkBomber
imblying
my PSU died so i'm on my laptop till my replacement comes nigger

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TalkBomber
tfw sucking dick for irony's sake

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberburn
he's using an apple product
the classic niggerbait
calls me a nigger
stop projecting and pay your damn child support, Tyrone

@whereismyname
if you say it's ironic, that's like three no homos

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

is carry SD the new meta?

whereismyname
whereismyname

is learning to use camera grip actually worth it? It seems like more actions necessary to accomplish the same goal, although I suppose it means your mouse is always closer to the action.

farquit
farquit

@Poker_Star
Yes

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
Yes. I remember accidentally finding out about it and it was just so much better. Break the habit of using edge panning. It's a bad one.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@whereismyname
I use edge panning and camera grip. camera grip on the scroll button doesn't affect anything. Besides it's nice being able to pan over just an inch or two when you're playing mid

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Poker_Star
do you use a combination of both or just camera grip?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

why does tidehunter even exist when storm aghs is 10x better?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
implying people pick Tide only because of Ravage.

likme
likme

your russian mid fed 2 deaths to the enemy mid alone and is now level 3 in jungle at 5 minute mark
how do you proceed?

Methnerd
Methnerd

RTZ can win games with carry fucking Shadow Demon
I can't even win by picking OP heroes like Medusa

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
@Methnerd
What did he build?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TurtleCat
someone post fata's webm

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TurtleCat
Tide is "good" because he wins most lanes by default but he's still bad because long cooldowns are obsolete

Bidwell
Bidwell

when is he going to announce the patch?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Carnalpleasure
aquila into veil into kaya
hes still in the game

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Carnalpleasure
Right now he has brown boots, aquila, magic wand, veil, kaya

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Carnalpleasure
wand boots double null aquilla veil kaya, has blink queued up

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

yo dotards check out rtc stream in like 1 min

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
Shadow Demon is a great mid tho.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

OM ES FV
idunno

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SomethingNew
based

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SomethingNew
hehe i stole mummy's credit card to make the robot woman say the memes on rtx strim!
Pathetic.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@iluvmen
huber_klaus

new dotards wont get this

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@iluvmen
only oldfags

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
Having some tea with each other

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TreeEater
@Carnalpleasure
@Booteefool
aquila on non-agi heroes
Is this the new meme?

5mileys
5mileys

@GoogleCat
might be. I've seen it on a few int heroes for some reason, but I don't know why.

anyway he went blink into sheepstick next

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Has MMR been reset yet or has Valve Time struck again?

likme
likme

@GoogleCat
its FREE armor regeneration

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Aria item when?
Aria and Kaya item when?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys
nvm he got Aeon Disk instead of sheep stick

Illusionz
Illusionz

@GoogleCat
@5mileys
stats for cost
13 damage (3 from stats)
armor (from aura and agi)
mana regen
cost under 1k

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
Nah, Artour buys Aquilla when he's in the safelane most of the time in pubs. Seen him doing it quite a bit even way back.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@kizzmybutt
lesbian shit
disgusting
play heterosexual videogames like eiyuu senki

TreeEater
TreeEater

Hey guys I just woke up, did Dendi manage to upset VP?

likme
likme

It's another "Valve fails to release content on time and says literally nothing about it" episode
And people wonder why this game is fucking dying.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TreeEater
just once

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

"balance"

Nojokur
Nojokur

BTS should make another stream with a fake release time.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TreeEater
what the fuck do you think

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Carnalpleasure
carry SD with aeon disk
He's actually an absolute madman, SD's damage burst is delayed because of shadow poison, so it doesn't matter if the league disk makes him do 0% damage after it procs.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I hate Armadillo hero, why the fuck would they release a one trick pony like this
Same with DW, "LOL MID/CARRY DW" except it doesn't fucking work because your only nuke has a 3 second cast time and you have no damage or movement speed or escape verses a lot of heroes.

Both of them need to be changed a lot

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
It's possible.
They're easily close to VP's level

eGremlin
eGremlin

What if you could win the game by denying your ancient?

SniperWish
SniperWish

plebbit is crying about EU Dota being dead and irrelevant

Good riddance faggots cyka blyat.
Go play your garbage PUBG (aka barely working piece of filth with paid streamers to advertise it)

Nu-gamers should stick with consoles like PS4 and not bother with getting a Dota-degree with at least 6k mmr.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Stark_Naked
navi are like tier 2.5, vp is the best team in the world

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
flops out of MINOR at 4th
heh.....

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberburn
this caster unironically thinks leviathan outdrafted vgj this game
o i am laffin

Illusionz
Illusionz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fu3LSM0Rq4

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I wanna plug her butt
Also, do you think that there should be an item created from Desolator + Crystalis that allows you to crit on structures?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
kek

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@JunkTop
Pang fits good as an offlane hero, Willow is a complete bullshit support hero.

le 3 aoe teamfight disables and 2 strong nukes plus a phase shift
It's ridiculous, especially when the fear almost always causes your whole team to run into the roots and lasts long enough for her stun to go off and hit at least 2-3 people

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

you told me that the patch will fix this
dotards??

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stupidasole
Tfw no 7.06 Monkey King

Methshot
Methshot

last game in low. guess wich hero i got

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

get shit on for picking tinker
get shit on for picking arc warden

What do people have against these two hereos.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot
START WITH A BANG

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methshot
Antifun?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Fire

Emberburn
Emberburn

Keeping your team together to work as one unit is a difficult task to accomplish in pub matches. At last, I have found a method that promotes teamwork, even with the most un-mapaware/afk farmers. Purchasing a Divine Rapier helps promote team work. Probably because of the following reasons: either a) your teammates do not want the item to fall into the enemies hand or b) they want you to die so that they can eventually use it. As long as you play smart, I think this is a viable decision to make in all your pub matches.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@LuckyDusty
Eh, if it were Daedalus instead of Crystalis is be ok with it. With Crystalis it would be too cheap unless there's a recipe which the frog is gradually getting rid of anyway.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Garbage Can Lid
Tinker is an annoying faggot that steals all the farm and does nothing lategame if he doesn't rush aghs/hex (le dagon, eblade face). Arc is a great hero but people probably aren't confident in you playing him as him and Meepo are probably the hardest heroes in the game to play perfectly

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Crazy_Nice
Just camera grip. There's no reason why you'd use both if one is inferior.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

when someone wants to come aggro offlane with you
picks a support that isn't lich or jakiro

Just fuck off, I have to tell them to get the fuck out of the lane and go roam because they just sit there soaking all the exp doing nothing but throw a couple right clicks at the enemy hero. This triggers me to no end, almost game losing

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TechHater

My guess is that it's just an old-ass game. It's been around in some form or another since, what, 2003? It was bound to decline eventually.

takes2long
takes2long

@Stark_Naked
It's definitely gamelosing

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

wasn't MMR supposed to reset in two weeks after patch?

massdebater
massdebater

@lostmypassword
beta

SniperGod
SniperGod

NERF

THE OFFLANE

SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
0 exp at 2 minutes due to fucking losers zoning me
get 10 exp or die
abandon due to being bored

too fucking bad losers, think I'm going to sit here and being fucking bored for literally 10 minutes?

fuck off and die, uninstalled.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperGod
uninstalled
Thank you. Make sure to sign up for Heroes of the Shitstorm on your way out.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

being so bad at safelane you abandon the game

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@lostmypassword
recalibration=/=reset. knowing valve it'll be like the international ranked where you recalibrate +/-100

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SniperGod
dont you mean buff the offlane you dumb brainlet?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SniperGod
get creep aggro so they're closer to your side. if you're still butt fucked let support soak xp and go jungle

WebTool
WebTool

hi

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
name 1 better team

idontknow
idontknow

@Stupidasole
Literally do nothing for minutes
Play ANY other game
do something

looks like it's better.

I don't go to work, workout, do shit around the house to fucking sit around for 10 fucking minutes being bored in a fucking video game I'm playing to chill out and have fun beating other people.

oh wow, I can afk farm in the nerfed jungle to get no fucking exp, while denies are buffed even more.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@WebTool
Hi

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

seasonal mmr was a fake

StonedTime
StonedTime

Pangolier mainer here, AMA

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@hairygrape
A good Tinker knows how to utilize the lanes / camps that aren't being utilized.

And Arc Warden isn't that hard when you master the art of pressing Tab.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
yeah, DotA is a harsh, competitive game, not something you do to relax for a few minutes.
common mistake, though.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@LuckyDusty
The whole point of Desolator is that it's a cost-effective early-game damage item. There's no reason at all for it to scale late-game.

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
that's only ranked

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@w8t4u
but it's shit after the nerf, the frog went too far

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
MMR should be constantly more volatile, like if you go on a big loss/win streak you get treated increasingly lower/higher than your current MMR and your lose/gain gets increasingly higher the longer the streak goes.

A 9k pro player making a smurf should shoot back up to his real rating like it's nothing, and a boosted account should fall like a rock. But of course a sensible system where MMR is purely a metric of making the matchmaking work properly and constantly challenging players, instead of a big dick prestige number that requires both skill AND grinding to raise will never happen.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Techpill
false

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

DL major only goes for three days
It's probably going to be some 2 GSL group stage fuckfest with 4 teams in semis just like ESL
or an 8 team single elim bracket
Valve paid for all of this
End the game already

Firespawn
Firespawn

rate my ta cosplay

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@5mileys

RTz used to go Aquila on OD and Invoker after his agility nerf , think he just likes it on non agi right clickers ( and LMAO 0 AGI tiny )

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Techpill
It's the peices of shit like you that I hold my reports for. Fuck peruvians, fuck screaming autists, it's the fucks like you that don't even bother trying that really infuriate me. If you wanna fuck around go in a Goddamn five stack, don't ruin the game for four other people

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Fried_Sushi
Nigga he only reduced the corruption by 1.
Not to mention that armor gives a lot less protection against physical damage. Desolator is actually stronger than it was before.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
People laugh at the forced50 boogeyman, but when you think about what this game is supposed to accomplish for Valve, it's supposed to keep you playing for as long as possible.
If you're trying to get to an mmr target and the game doesn't try to stop you then that means as people trying to make money, they're not doing their job.

farquit
farquit

@Poker_Star
No, it isn't harsh. It's a stupid design. I'm 4.5k Not pro. But I know the game, I've played for over 10 years.

The offlane is stupid unless you play specified overpowered characters that can do it.

Methshot
Methshot

>>195657336
I have a boner/10

Please never post that here again

likme
likme

>>195657336
am i blind or does this twink have a monster dick

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@farquit
Sounds like your IQ is too low to play offlane.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TurtleCat
play 10 games of ranked AP and 10 games of unranked AP and tell me which one is more passive/afk jungle type game.

@Playboyize
strict solo queue ranked only.
i still try and play new heroes in unranked but not like ranked. i would queue unranked when i'm tired or on a losing streak whereas i won't do that in ranked. i make more calls in ranked than unranked.

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperWish
redditors are retarded
vast majority of the players that vanished from eu west got repooled to eu east

not saying dota isn't dying in na though

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stupidasole
get zoned by Lion/Willow/Tiny lane
JUST BE SMART
they pull, deny, and don't let me within 1000 range of exp
creeps never past the side shop

No, shut the fuck up.

Firespawn
Firespawn

>>195657336
tfw no FuTA gf to facefuck me
https://gfycat com/DapperHandyAntelope

Nojokur
Nojokur

@farquit
Just stick with "mid or feed", then, since you don't understand the offlane.

(ps. time to buy a mercedes)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

RTZ NAGA

Emberfire
Emberfire

@girlDog
not saying dota isn't dying in na though
I don't really understand the reasoning behind letting NA completely die just to keep the Peruvian playerbase. I can't imagine they buy more hats or anything like that.

farquit
farquit

@AwesomeTucker
Are you legit retarded? Actually mentally handicapped? Armor now gives LESS PROTECTION, which means if you remove a part of it, it gives you less damage amplification than it did before. You can't be this fucking stupid

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
offlane is stupid unless you play specified overpowered characters that can do it.

but that's the point. pros and 2ks get away with that mirana/drow offlane shit. why not pick the classic timber/tide/abaddon offlane picks if you know what it's going to be like

likme
likme

@viagrandad
Protip: watch how high level / pro players play in tough offlanes

MPmaster
MPmaster

@likme
they ask for help
helps that not coming in pubs

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
Is that seriously him?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@viagrandad
If the enemy team is sitting on top of your fucking asshole 1v3 on the offlane, the rest of your team is playing 4v2 and should be shitstomping both mid and safelane. If the enemy supports refuse to stop trilaning, your mid or safelane should either be fed as fuck pr forcibly ending the laning phase because he's hitting a t3 tower.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Emberfire
peruvians have been here a while and players started to drop fairly recently
so im guessing the reasoning is one didn't cause the other though idk
imo people just got bored and moved on to something new
i dont give a shit about hats, only a little about patches, nor do i get bothered by russians and still get bored

i think these regional chats are part of the problem
i cant chat and it asks me to verify some shit, finding a party is hard

bnet social system was better, cleaner
the dota console is so fucking small and everything is cluttered and packed with all kinds of details

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PackManBrainlure
Well they did finally get rid of the last bits of the old ui engine. Maybe they'll fix it

happy_sad
happy_sad

losing to BSJ
Jeremy Lin wants out

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

invis heroes are 100% fucking broken and there is literally nothing you can do

also aa is the worst hero I have every played every single nuke in the game 1 shots him

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

pick my main man Tony
go to literally ANY lane
win
um...
do...
tards?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@haveahappyday
1k?

Evilember
Evilember

why won't RTZ skill net?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@haveahappyday
43 sentries
post dotabuff i need a laugh

King_Martha
King_Martha

@haveahappyday
Overreacting on the wards is a classic sign of being totally trash at the game.
You're shit and I would report you if we played.

cum2soon
cum2soon

It's another Lich/Ogre constantly keeping the wave at the tower
go anywhere near it and instantly die
can't even get lvl 2
they both literally never roam and just constantly babysit their carry

Wow sure wish I had supports that were so willing to be lane cucks

DeathDog
DeathDog

who the fuck is casting this VGJ vs leviathan game? does LD find random guys off the street to cast for 5$ a game or something? holy fuck

Lunatick
Lunatick

@haveahappyday
invis heroes are 100% fucking broken and there is literally nothing you can do
ok so spam some invis heroes since everyone is powerless to do anything about them.

also post match ID so I can watch plz

massdebater
massdebater

@DeathDog
5$
you need to pay 100$ dollars to cast
what you are paying for is the publicity and the opportunity

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Go onto a smurf
Promise myself not to flame anyone and to only communicate with team mates if it's absoleutely necessary
Win 90% of my games
Wind up with a 24 hour mute and low priority
Shadowpooled within 20 games and put into matches with players that somehow go 0-14 on the safelane

Great fucking game, dotards.

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
yes

Illusionz
Illusionz

Why are you still wasting your time and your lives posting in these threads and playing this shit game?
Isn't it time you moved on?

Honest questions here.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
suck my dick faggot

Emberburn
Emberburn

@haveahappyday
Spend 100 gold
plant sentry in the trees in lane
Kill Cheeki Briki, NYX NYX NXY, Treeman, Booty Humper, literally every motherfucker with build in invis.
Gain more than 100 gold+exp
repeat
+25mmr~
Do you even Dota niglet? Illusion heroes are the fucking problem

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberburn
we killed nyx 3 times in lane
then they started 5 manning at 10 minutes and there is nothing else you can do when you have a retarded feeding pudge who starts jungling

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Boy_vs_Girl
not shown: Normal Skill

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Boy_vs_Girl
so afraid of invis that you spam true sight: the hero all day

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
no but all the same anyway

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Illusionz
The enlightened son returns to his homeland to teach the people of what he's learned.

Techpill
Techpill

@haveahappyday
you want some secret sentry tutorial?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@girlDog
not saying dota isn't dying in na though

What's NOT dying on NA

Except NBA or some shit like Destiny

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
Ok so your problem isn't the invis hero you were killing, it was your retarded teammate, like most games of dota. Case closed.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Boy_vs_Girl
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/230560769
actual dotabuff

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TurtleCat
this happened to me, i seem to get muted for literally nothing on my smurf

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Illusionz
I just come here in hopes of finding more Pugna loli

SniperGod
SniperGod

what the fuck

farquit
farquit

@SniperGod
you'll always be my wardslut

Techpill
Techpill

what anime do I need to watch to become better at dotes?

girlDog
girlDog

@PackManBrainlure
Valve recently set up a system to handle smurfs, maybe you got tagged for being too good. I'm fucking glad you're in a shadowpool

idontknow
idontknow

@Boy_vs_Girl
wrong account :^o

see
@JunkTop

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Techpill
naruto

Inmate
Inmate

@Techpill

The one with Lina in it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Techpill
Ping Pong the Animation

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod
minute 30 raindrop

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@JunkTop
HAHA
Goddamn I have no idea how you people do this

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@JunkTop
INVISIBILITY = INVINCIBILITY 1K BROS [email protected]?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

new

/vg/thread/195662865#p195662865
/vg/thread/195662865#p195662865
/vg/thread/195662865#p195662865

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RavySnake
SOON user, soon

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

When are pros going to realize pudge is an extremely strong roamer again? do they all just suck ass at landing hooks? That dismember talent makes his ult the strongest bkb piercing disable in the game

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