/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

Methshot
Methshot

Current Event
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/

Patch 4.15
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/8a0c5c5c8801f1cbad3cd505e1cf0357d85a55cf

Patch 4.11 Notes & Logs
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/aee832c2c57456a26f36531c78380e74202d0d75

Callback Campaign:
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/callback/

Job Guide
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
https://pastebin.com/raw/gRv9GMrH

last thread: /vg/thread/195590104#p195590104

All urls found in this thread:
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/8a0c5c5c8801f1cbad3cd505e1cf0357d85a55cf
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/aee832c2c57456a26f36531c78380e74202d0d75
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/callback/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/
https://pastebin.com/raw/gRv9GMrH
https://imgur.com/a/PkUDc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_climate#Cold_desert_climates
https://simg3.gelbooru.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLK9i-KZRmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5S8kH5OxM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUM3WbMV_xo
https://mega.nz/#!io0D3bhA!xXnnzX8h8HVVGfxpToJNCrTPyaW5EPqnCn-rtAxoYXM
massdebater
massdebater

So for farming command missions to 50/60 do you just spam engage 24/7 and let the npcs do the work?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

POST
CUTE
BOYS

askme
askme

@massdebater
Pretty much, I've heard it helps to have a bard in the party.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Leviathan is the one true god.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CouchChiller
Govv a qt3.14

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Fat cat is the one true god.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@askme
I'm a newbie and just unlocked them, but I'm bringing an archer with me

askme
askme

What's a good glamour for my male xaela?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Stick em up user

Supergrass
Supergrass

/vg/thread/195590104#p195631173
Responded seriously to a joke and is falling back on damage control
lol

happy_sad
happy_sad

@askme
taffeta shawl and dreadwyrm pants

DeathDog
DeathDog

Anyone else in germany unable to log in?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

ARISE CATS

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
Please, there's only going to be one person seizing any booty here.

(also i wish the trim on the hat matched the trim on the coat)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
Germany banned it. There wasn't a strong enough pro-beastmen message being pushed.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberfire
stick this up
*unzips dick*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

where do I transfer to

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Supergrass
Gets completely and utterly dumpstered
xd it's a joke!
Damage control!!!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hi /xivg/, I hope today goes well for you.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
That gun looks comically silly

@Evil_kitten
Put that back where it came from or I'm shooting it off like Robocop

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberfire
catch these hands

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

[13:51]“Quick Exploration” is now complete.
[13:51]The plague doctor's coat is added to your inventory.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
please i am a mere fisherman

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
Getting mad now
LOL

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Dreamworx
Lucky bastard

TechHater
TechHater

@Carnalpleasure
my server

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Carnalpleasure
to a high pop server on Primal.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Carnalpleasure
Odin

Bidwell
Bidwell

@DeathDog
replying to a post last thread
i'm mad
You got me there xD LOL

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Carnalpleasure
Mateus
Stay there and don't infect another server

likme
likme

replies cross thread
he's not the one thats mad
Hmmmm

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Supergrass
he took the bait
lmao

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TechHater
Which
@PurpleCharger
No
@CodeBuns
Pay for my vpn and stay up to play with me

Evilember
Evilember

@JunkTop
I'm going to hold this boy down and bully him till he agrees to be my bf!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TurtleCat
Give me a tasty fish and I'll let you go

King_Martha
King_Martha

Please give me a definitive malera/catboy ERP catalog...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Bidwell
Samefagging in an attempt to show how not mad you are
L O L

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@ZeroReborn
I honestly don't know which one to use, they both look good.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TalkBomber
le one guy defense
bro...

TechHater
TechHater

@happy_sad
This is kinda lewd user

farquit
farquit

@TechHater
damn right user.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@kizzmybutt
defense
L O L
O
L

Booteefool
Booteefool

List of thots:
Mott

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
I wouldn't mind letting you see my scales in private, but I need something more modest for every day wear

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass
@RavySnake
@DeathDog
@Bidwell
@likme
@Playboyize
@TalkBomber
@kizzmybutt
@Skullbone
This is going nowhere you retards

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SomethingNew
owo be bold

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

There are 46 posts
4 of which are the same person trying to pretend like he wasn't acutally retarded while posting a single green text line and a "lol" right below it
damn it feels good to not be retarded

askme
askme

@Inmate
It's going in a mildly amusing direction and that's all I need.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Post a recent screenshot of you and your EB [/spoiler]kissing!! [/spoiler]

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Skullbone
Which
mine

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Garbage Can Lid
trying to pretend like he wasn't acutally retarded
acutally
L O L
O L O
L O L

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Booteefool
This list looks fake to me, fellow anonymous poster

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
really big think my man

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CouchChiller
:(

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Inmate
Who's this moot fellow?

massdebater
massdebater

wtfs a stormb

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberfire
some fag who got cucked lol

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stark_Naked
thanks my boy
@Emberfire
lol look at this nerd he doesn't know who moot is

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

can this be a MCH thread?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Illusionz
You got any evidence to back that up, fellow anonymous?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@massdebater
It's Storm-blood you fucking dunce, as in blood of a storm or storm consisting of blood

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

want to RP with someone non-lewd
character likes making crude jokes
other character takes it as making a move
end up getting my potato mashed
why am I such a yes-man

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberfire
he is steve jobs the creator of facebooksoft

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Burnblaze
Then why didn't they put a space in lol

cum2soon
cum2soon

@kizzmybutt
bad nyanners?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@kizzmybutt
those [email protected] [email protected] [email protected]
needmore

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Burnblaze
@PurpleCharger
you guys need to stop i'm dying overe here

Methshot
Methshot

@Burnblaze
A storm of blood? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of Eorzea? Localized entirely within your homeland?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@kizzmybutt
yee

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is E.P. from Mateus here?

massdebater
massdebater

@Spazyfool
E.P.
So close.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@massdebater
Fuck off E.M.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Did we ever find the Heaven Sward?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Where all the maid cats at?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

The fish was tasty

w8t4u
w8t4u

This is your typical adventurer, say something nice about him

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@w8t4u
at least he isn't pretendin to be a grill

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
E.M.
EVEN CLOSER...

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
He's probably getting fucked in the ass

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I actually like this new hairstyle

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
found the sward, lads

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
will you take catboy initials?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Ignoramus
You look like Rinoa if she grew horns

SniperWish
SniperWish

Should I make a new cute thirstlord male sexual preference list?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why can't this shit company put in any more revealing armor? We've had to use coliseum since fucking 1.0.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
no males from here erp

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Ignoramus
i like everything about it but the buns

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Soft_member
That's a good thing, nobody wants to wear dumb battle bikinis

Firespawn
Firespawn

@cum2soon
No. I have been told my cat looks very similar. But it was unintended. I am No Bulli, from mateus

FastChef
FastChef

@Gigastrength
No it's a bad thing. Fuck you.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
I'm glad they don't cater to your shitty grown man taste and I hope we never get anything else

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@FastChef
No, it's a good thing. Fuck off.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SomethingNew
end up getting my potato mashed

I'm not sure if you're talking about sex with a Lalafell or that's a general euphemism for sex.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Bidwell
If that's all you got. Why not full names and EB status?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Fried_Sushi
@Sir_Gallonhead
Faggot plebs who are literally STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE IF I DON'T LIKE IT NOBODY CAN HAVE IT.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sir_Gallonhead
No, it's a bad thing. Back the fuck off?!?!?

askme
askme

@ZeroReborn
we just got that suishi garbage, how much more shit like that do you want

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@FastChef
No fuck you, it's a very good thing.
FF style rarely has slut armors and having full armors is one of the game charm points. It's like dark souls, if females were running around in battle bikinis the game wouldn't look the same.

If you want battle bikinis go back to WoW.

farquit
farquit

fishing
trying to level up
EB comes out of no where and brings you food and sits down
Talks to you as you fish
Feels fucking good man.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
No, it's a good thing! Nobody wants more slutglam then we already have.
Except grown men

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@LuckyDusty
go back to WoW
There it is again. Another insecure yoshidrone.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@farquit
your eb looks like a thot

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@farquit
bring a gift for my EB cause it's their bday
catch them erping
Feels cuck man

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@farquit
tfw no eb to do anything with

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
tanaka please

Also tank armor being (mostly) armor is good, though I do let my MCH glam show some skin.

FastChef
FastChef

if you want hyper slutty armor go play bns, bdo or tera

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@LuckyDusty
The armor in this game looks ridiculously impractical and retarded. Please don't compare it to Dark Souls, which at least sometimes tries.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
Good, Then i can fuck people who fuck my thots.
@BinaryMan
Soon. Soon.
@Carnalpleasure
Fuck man, should've just fucked both of them
Unless you fapped to getting cucked, Then more power to you.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@PackManBrainlure
play the game regardless of stylistic choices for gear
suggest user to fuck off if he wants battle bikinis
insecure
Did you just decide to throw random words around and see if it worked as a sentence?

@Deadlyinx
onion armor
thorn armor
practical
Each game has it's own retardeness.

TreeEater
TreeEater

What's everyone upto tonight?
weekly clears for me

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@DeathDog
Yeah but like i said it tries at least sometimes, i can't think of a single tank armor in Final Fantasy that would be practical irl.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TreeEater
gay

whereismyname
whereismyname

@LuckyDusty
go back to WoW.
I never went away. This """games""" combat is so shit, slow and boring. I can run dungeons while playing WoW, alt+tab and still be earlier than the GCD.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@farquit
What does EB mean?

likme
likme

@TreeEater
Same here.

Now we can finally practice O4S.

Methnerd
Methnerd

...

Techpill
Techpill

@Carnalpleasure
Was is someone from here?
If yes you deserved it lol

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This "no salt" meme has gone too far and is an excuse for people to underperform and mess up mechanics/wipe the party without being reprimanded or given constructive criticism.

Saltgate now.
@TreeEater
Weekly clears. BTN/MIN leveling. Streaming more Escape From Tarkov.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@whereismyname
You can always stay there then if you want battle bikinis.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@likme
that male au ra with no pants
more of him please

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw no eb to sit in the hot springs with me

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Supergrass
erodic bartner :DDDD

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@whereismyname
Why not go back to the WoW general then?

Inmate
Inmate

@TreeEater
PotD and Khloe stuff.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Supergrass
Emotional Bond. The in game marriage thing.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

post vagina bones

askme
askme

@CouchChiller
post butt

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TurtleCat
reprimanding people
you're not their mother

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TurtleCat
Pour some salt on me

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Poker_Star
I thought it was Eternal Bond. Which is pretty misleading since you can get divorced.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
Just make your own pf and kick people if they don't meet the specified criteria, problem solved.
If you whine about people messing up in DF content tho, just exit existence please.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Garbage Can Lid
it's retarded because it's one sided. so you can divorce but the other person won't know

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberburn
lol

DeathDog
DeathDog

@hairygrape
I may as well be. The amount of times I have to correct my group over comms for even minor things is starting to give me grey hairs.
@Firespawn
No.
@BinaryMan
I join other PFs because I don't need the clears myself and it gives me something to do between raid days after I've capped for the week.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@kizzmybutt
you.....like them?

other people made fun of them......

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberburn
Use your ring to teleport to your EB
They use their ring to teleport to their new EB

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I have a crush on Shirou

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StrangeWizard
I want to EB you.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
ywn be able to daisy chain EBs and make your own personal teleportation network

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
more butt

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
why do I feel like Ive seen this bears dick before?

WebTool
WebTool

@Soft_member
@FastChef
@ZeroReborn
hurrurrdurrff why can't squeenix cater to ME, i NEED to masturbate to my male adult friend and me pretending to be girls REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methnerd
post full

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StrangeWizard
EB me please

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StrangeWizard
album where

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StrangeWizard
Yes... I love them.
and i need more

massdebater
massdebater

@Evilember
Where is the based furryporn spamposter when we need him?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@massdebater
probably asleep since he's EU

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StrangeWizard
I've seen you in the sands a few times. Do you do anything? Lewd?
Cuddles? Flirting? Just curious.

Techpill
Techpill

@Stupidasole
I'm EU and i'm awake.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CouchChiller
prior.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Techpill
@Stupidasole
@massdebater
that was quite entertaining

5mileys
5mileys

@Deadlyinx
All the 1.0 armour is pretty realistic.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

FFXIV is a shit game and inferior to FFXI in every way. Yoshida is a hack and deserves to be fired.

I play FFXIV multiple hours daily despite XI having a return event right this moment.

Of course.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Do any other girls play on Balmung besides Red

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Garbage Can Lid
Thanks for sharing, liked and subscribed.

TechHater
TechHater

@BunnyJinx
XD

girlDog
girlDog

@SomethingNew
tfw want to lewd rp
can’t find a futa to use my lala as a cocksleeve

farquit
farquit

@Garbage Can Lid
I know a Mithra player who really fucking hates XIV.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I wanna be meowkage

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked
fuck off already

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

post pumps you've recently pumped

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It watches you sleep.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
Why tho...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BunnyJinx
Yes.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TreeEater
Nothing

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Boy_vs_Girl
Visit her fc house on event night.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

2 months in now, I finished Heavensward. ;_;7

Oh, do not look at me so. A smile better suits a hero...

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Illusionz
Post another album cute fox lizard

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spazyfool
Heavensward is the best part of FFXIV.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TreeEater
waiting

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nojokur
Don't think my alt can go there.

WebTool
WebTool

@Illusionz
Because it can.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@WebTool
That's creepy. Otters are supposed to be cute, not creepy.

@DeathDog
I would but I only have the one.

askme
askme

@Nude_Bikergirl
Post that one

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
That's too bad.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nude_Bikergirl
Make another one then.

5mileys
5mileys

@askme
https://imgur.com/a/PkUDc

@SomethingNew
I haven't had time yet I might make another one at some point.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@girlDog
what about a lala with a big french fry

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@5mileys
Invite your friends next time.

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
Is this Odin cat..

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lord_Tryzalot
Show butt

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

surecast doesn't seem to work for the pull in on the first boss. I've gotten it to work for the push but not for pull. has anyone gotten it to work for the pull in?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog
Meow?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
@BinaryMan
happily eb'd.....srry

@BunnyJinx
theres honestly not enough interest.....

@MPmaster
all i have for now :( ill take more

@Boy_vs_Girl
as the other user said, I dance and entertain guests at FC house on event nights, other than that I flirt a bit....maybe something more in the future but idk. you can always ask!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nojokur
Why do you lewdpost and erp when you have an EB?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StonedTime
odin cat has a lewd imgur album

What timeline am I in?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nojokur
Shame my character is only level 1 there.
My Balmung character can get to Shirogane with ease.

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperWish
That's clearly a lizard and not a cat

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

el gatoboys

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nojokur
happily eb'd
I flirt a bit....maybe something more

I feel bad for your EB..

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@viagrandad
but it's the same as all the other ones

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is literally everyone here a fucking bottom?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Carnalpleasure
Cuck fetish.

massdebater
massdebater

@Nojokur
Go to Limsa CUL guild and I'll give you a pet.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nojokur
Does your dancing consist of just emotes or do you actually write well thought-out and articulated actions?

Can you share an example of what one would witness if they visited your performance.

askme
askme

@5mileys
I hope you make another one at some point then you are a pretty good fap

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
is literally everyone here a sissy beta?
yes

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spazyfool
Fuck not again...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Crazy_Nice
not me (malera)

Evilember
Evilember

@Flameblow
nothing wrong with slutting around while EB'd!

@TreeEater
Tired...

@Crazy_Nice
I am at least

TechHater
TechHater

Have an actual airship that can apparently fly
Y-You still need to get the air currents even though you flew in that one cutscene
YOSHI

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Crazy_Nice
Nop.

girlDog
girlDog

@Nojokur
You must not be happy if you flirt with other people.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
But you don't understand the wind patterns, user. :^)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@askme
I'll probably make another one when I get the time and am bored enough

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nojokur
who is the cuck you eb'd?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@girlDog
swingers can be perfectly happy

Soft_member
Soft_member

@JunkTop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TreeEater
If you need someone else to pump you then your eb is not doing good enough.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@happy_sad
Blue Cat

likme
likme

@Soft_member
later areas have flying mounts for the porters
you still can't fly until you get the currents

Methshot
Methshot

@Fried_Sushi
just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not working for them

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CodeBuns
this is what im trying to work towards. My first event was this week, and I realized that was the correct way to do it. Makes it more inviting and personal for guests. If you came to an event I promise you will find dancers who are really amazing and have been doing it a long time, and I'm hoping to learn something from them.

@Flameblow
heh....

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nojokur
@Lunatick
happily eb'd
flirts with others
openly makes fun of her eb by naming the cuck

likme
likme

@Carnalpleasure
It's a video game mate, why are you taking it so seriously?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Lunatick
I hope he's into cucking

massdebater
massdebater

@likme
it's just a game
OKAY MOM

Methshot
Methshot

@Nojokur
why are u so weird...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Ignoramus
what server?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@massdebater
Come down and get your dinner Mijo

RavySnake
RavySnake

@likme
ebs are the most purest thing in this game. They are only meant to be done when you love the other person.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RavySnake
Or when you want a cool mount

happy_sad
happy_sad

@WebTool
@askme
When did retards start assuming that liking revealing armor means you like to RP or are a neckbeard?

Also shisui is shit and isn't actually armor

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
You should immediately annull the ring afterwards if that is the case.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fried_Sushi
I guess so.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RavySnake
tfw eb'd irl bf
doesn't care if I erp because he knows that's only game shit/interactive text porn and at the end of the day I'm his and he's mine

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RavySnake
love
You can't love someone you don't even know, you might be really close and somewhat obsessed with them but it's not really love.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nojokur
Post butt

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@King_Martha
Have you ever actually dated someone or been engaged/married outside of the game?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Gigastrength
Isn't that a little malicious, to be posting about your ex-EB like that?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
This user gets it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StrangeWizard
Can we turn this into a threeway cucking?

Playboyize
Playboyize

How gay is to fuck traps.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lunatick
Isn't this the same cat that slept with Thottone Kaku the other night?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@ZeroReborn
that's disgusting
you're digusting

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SomethingNew
I think you've mistaken me.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
My irl ex-gf proposed doing this same shit so I did and when I did it she ended up getting pissed off and everything fell apart. Basically she just wanted to be a fucking slut and didn't think it'd end up going both ways lel

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
It's a really bad idea for multiple reasons. Firstly it's a waste of a pomainder since you're highlighting them just so you can activate them, and in general slows down the entire PotD run.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Gigastrength
Nigga no one cares about your boohoo i need attention because i'm sad shit. Go outside and take a walk. Open a fucking window. Make your bed and clean your room ffs. Hell, make yourself a salad or something healthy to eat, you'll feel a little bit better and hopefully stop being such a miserable piece of shit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
elk...

Emberfire
Emberfire

ERP.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Playboyize
It's not gay Mott

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nojokur
please post feet

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire
Yes, I too do not understand Erroneous Replica Perseverance

RavySnake
RavySnake

all these sluts cucking their EBs
instead of slutting around together with their EBs
Absolutely despicable.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nojokur
Do you do "private performances"?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

make cute cat character 3 years ago
getting tired of her design
want to give her new appearance and make her cuter

Is this how it begins?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@askme
@5mileys
Updated

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
im not a cuck.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RavySnake
my eb likes to be the bull

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why does The Diap like scat?

Methshot
Methshot

@Sir_Gallonhead
no feet

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ilvls?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@cum2soon
erps with anyone that visits her fc
not a cuck

WebTool
WebTool

@Nojokur
you mean why do you like scat? I dunno, you're the one who saves those pics, you tell us

idontknow
idontknow

@StrangeWizard
335

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
her cheating doesn't me I'm a cuck.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Carnalpleasure
I kek'd.

Inmate
Inmate

@SomethingNew
yes it does

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Inmate
He's only a cuck if he enjoys her cheating.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Harmless_Venom
he wouldn't be eb'd if he didn't enjoy it

askme
askme

@SniperWish
i havent done that no

@MPmaster
dancing is ERP?

Techpill
Techpill

@StonedTime
If you do it behind their back how would they know until now.

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
It's straight as long as someone is wearing a skirt

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Harmless_Venom
No. I have my cat for 3 years too and never changed. A simple hair color change is enough to feel fresh.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Explain why a straight male would voluntarily play a catboy unironically please.

iluvmen
iluvmen

caught my fem tanned suncat eb erping with a male au ra in a mutually shared house
what the fuck am i supposed to do im so sad

Inmate
Inmate

I have this horrible urge to pet every cat I see, what's wrong with me?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
straight male
cat boy
they dont

massdebater
massdebater

@Inmate
Same except Au Ra.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Inmate

Alright this is getting out of hand Mott.

massdebater
massdebater

@iluvmen
Annull the ring or you are a cuck.

Spamalot
Spamalot

After much consideration, I have decided to give FFXIV a try. But before I do, I would like to hear from people that play the game; why do you play and what do you find fun?

Sure, playing it for myself will allow me to see what it has to offer as a MMORPG, but hearing from actual players that have invested time into game will give me a better understanding for the community, culture which seems to be infested with ERPers, raid "pros", and other lowborns, and the economy. So ffxivg, why do you play and have bee you experiences thus-far?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@LuckyDusty
I don't know who this Mott is but I want to pet them too.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spamalot
user, il give you a tip
dont take this garbage fire of a general as any sort of representation about how the game is

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
Shame. I wouldn't mind one.

FastChef
FastChef

@iluvmen
join in obviously

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

God dammit when can I just kill these warriors of darkness already, they're so fucking cringey

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Gigastrength
They're a lizard.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
Ehh, I don't like her haircut and eye color too.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lord_Tryzalot
There are some who post here and only like girls though?

WebTool
WebTool

charge my cringe meter

askme
askme

@askme
Damage Control.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@WebTool
I love that pale suncat with red eyes in the back.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@massdebater
i like her btw i confirmed it to be a rl girl and i dont want to

she apologized to me and we had a long talk. said she wanted me to switch from catboy to au ra or else it may not have happened
@FastChef
no

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StrangeWizard
if she is that concerned about your in game appearance then she's not worth it dude

askme
askme

@StrangeWizard
c u c k

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
Literally do not listen to anything in this general as fact. Also here have a friend code so you get EXP boosts and I get free shit too.

NPZFTT6F

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@askme
Come to Limsa CUL guild and I'll give you a /pet.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
No.

@StrangeWizard
340

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Flameblow
Since you seem to have a sensible opinion, what do you like about FFXIV and what do you find fun about it?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@New_Cliche
Heh... Nothin' light or darkness, kid...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stupidasole
Horns are just handlebars anyways, i'll still pet them.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@WebTool
so much same face syndrome

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BinaryMan
it's just a game though i feel like i have to change to an au ra so she doesn't do this again
@askme
how? i didn't know so how does that make me a cuck

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Inmate
I don't blame you.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@takes2long
Wow, that was really nice of you, thank you. What do like about FFXIV and what do you find fun about it?

askme
askme

@PackManBrainlure
them and the poopnose on the right are my fav

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Harmless_Venom
They are boisterous and goofy.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
@StrangeWizard
@Dreamworx
Elk...

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Inmate
I hope I come across you sometime!

RumChicken
RumChicken

Fucking lol at this catfaggot being cucked by big lizard cock

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@askme
oho? but why would i do that? I love it when people spread scandalous rumors about me ;)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Has anyone managed to get anywhere outside boundaries in the royal menagerie yet?
It looks like it could be done but..

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Inmate
tfw no catposting to help me control my urges

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SomethingNew
spread your scandalous toes!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Dreamworx
Stick to taking dicks in the ass, it's all cat men are good for

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Anyone wanna do normal Nael unsynced with some dumb scrub?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
too bad

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

This is almost making me teary eyed

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RumChicken
that user here, i play a catboy but im not a faggot. i dont know what compelled her to fucking erp with a fucking scaly lizard fuck, race mixing is degenerate
@Burnblaze
im not gay though

askme
askme

@BinaryMan
cringe

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@ZeroReborn
context?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@VisualMaster
That's BTN 50, I think.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SomethingNew
what server?

Evilember
Evilember

@RavySnake
this is the master race

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster
The level 50 class quest for botanist, Fufucha was about to quit being a botanist until she learned that wood from the forest she planted way back was being used to build shelter for the war in Coertas

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
M-Maybe we can be each others cats tonight user?
No homo

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Booteefool
insecure pencildick catboy
she has a new bull now, take a hint fag

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
tfw want to /pet this cat but never in the same zone as my low level alt

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can someone show me their hotbar for black mage on ps4? I need something as a reference

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Bidwell
Who do you think they're ERPing?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

anyone on Mateus wanna talk and share jokes about noodles that are pasta their prime...

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Deadlyinx
name?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Deadlyinx
anyone on Mateus wanna talk
Sure
share jokes about noodles that are pasta their prime
FUCK

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@askme
You do dances for people?
If I make an alt can I see?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evilember
Can I slut around with you too?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Need_TLC
Kistol Kalpana
I'm grinding vilekin and am very bored.
@TurtleCat
Sorey...

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperGod
eat skin scalefag
male au ras are the niggers of eorzea

RumChicken
RumChicken

Did Sarah and Eri really break up?

What happened

iluvmen
iluvmen

@whereismyname
To be honest I don't find the game much fun by itself, but I enjoy the people and the atmosphere. It's the only MMO where i've been happy to just wander about and idle.

Also I like crafting, idk. Seriously though the combat is slow, you either hate it or you don't.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@cum2soon
Oh, I already added you.
I'll send you a dad joke to make you regret that pun.

Emberburn
Emberburn

did 1.0 have highlanders...? I always see 1.0 images of middies, but I don't think i've ever seen a highlander

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
Is the far right one their mom

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I want to sit in a random persons home and sleep in their bed until they spot me! How should I choose my victim?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Skullbone
Pasta la vista, baby.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberburn
All I know is that they definitely didn't exist from the start, which is why NPCs who are ostensibly highlanders don't look like highlanders.

Evilember
Evilember

@Fuzzy_Logic
Find one with an open door.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw blackmailed a Soft catboy into sucking my dick daily

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@cum2soon
Kistol Kalpana
I'll add you tomorrow, maybe I can tagliatelle with stuff.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fuzzy_Logic
Multitiered random number generator?
Alternately, go for the winning cactpot numbered one, and do it for the whole week.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Emberburn
Highlanders and catbois didn't exist on 1.0

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperGod
being a subhuman male au ra

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
tag along with stuff*
I HAD ONE JOB

Inmate
Inmate

@King_Martha
Thottone Kaku

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

See someone with multiple sets of shire gear with their name on it for multiple classes
DELET

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

plays a race that has cuckholdry in their lore
get mad when you get cucked
you deserve it lmao

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Burnblaze
damn.. I wish we could go back,

Booteefool
Booteefool

@iluvmen
I personally don't mind if the combat is "slow". I feel that MMOs striving so much to be "fast" has really taken away from the wonder of exploration and taking things at your own pace.

Also, I find crafting fun. Any tips to get good at it?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Booteefool
any tips
look up leveling order, I don't know it off the top of my head but I think carpenter and culinarian to 50 first? or at very least get everything to 15~ (you can do that purely on vendor mats)

SniperWish
SniperWish

@girlDog
malera are sexy

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

fierce battlecat crushing innocent meower

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Booteefool
Don't focus too hard in one craft, you WILL need to branch out into all the crafts to pick up vital cross-class skills. Leves are your best friend here, it will hurt your wallet at first but holy shit it pays off.

Oh yeah, housing stuff. If you like decorating, crafting your own things will save you immensely.

farquit
farquit

highland smock, hood, boots and mitts hinting at cold weather alamhigo
it's fucking not-middle east

We sure needs mitts on the fucking desert.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
delete this race mixing propaganda

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StonedTime
No mix it even further

Playboyize
Playboyize

@farquit
deserts are cold at night desu

Flameblow
Flameblow

@farquit
deserts get cold at night

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
nyo

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_climate#Cold_desert_climates

Methnerd
Methnerd

@viagrandad
No mix it even further

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Playboyize
@Flameblow
Not cold enough to wear mitts and fur hoods.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
@Fried_Sushi
Thank you anons. I hope you both have a good day/evening

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TurtleCat
@haveahappyday
Sounds good!

hairygrape
hairygrape

me irl

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RumChicken
Don't speak out your ass if you don't know user, it makes you look silly!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Methnerd
?

TechHater
TechHater

@Gigastrength
@Methshot
Look at middle east and india which is what alamhigo areas are based of.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@hairygrape
Really wish they'd add more faces because that fucking hyur's face in the back looks exactly like mine.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@MPmaster
I've fapped to this picture

Methshot
Methshot

@SomethingNew
GAY GAY GAY GAY

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
i am legitimately seething rn i always emote negatively at couples ingame thst are diff races

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TechHater
You've never been to either of those places before have you?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Booteefool
that fucking hyur's face in the back
thats me.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Booteefool
Everything to 15, CRP and CUL to 50 and 37 respectively, afterwards do whatever. All of this is for cross class skills.
For general leveling, doing GC turn ins and Ixal dailies will help you move along quite, and for more focused leveling levequests are the best way to go, at least up to 50 as far as I'm aware.
For turn ins like the GC and leve stuff, you'll want to make sure the things you turn in are high quality as often as possible because increases the reward. You'll want to be making stuff high quality anyway since you get bonus experience for HQ crafts.
The strategy that's been working for me lately is to just use Hasty Touch and Manipulation to build up Inner Quiet stacks and then blow them on Byregot's Blessing.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

dois jaiba still post?

Evilember
Evilember

@viagrandad
you need to go to a place to know how climate works
I'm sure you can pull better arguments user.

Firespawn
Firespawn

goodnight and remember manqo'te are 100% pure

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw waiting for the opportunity to post my character

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TreeEater
Stop being me faggot.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Nojokur
Voluntarily EBing someone in a ERP based FC

How much of a cuck can you be

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
the cat has no tail

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember
that isn't nice user, stop that

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@MPmaster
Post your character.

TechHater
TechHater

@Firespawn
night night user, sleep well!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
Mott is mine to pet !

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
Deserts get cold as fuck at night even in the middle of summer. Literally any fucking nature documentary/text about deserts will tell you this.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Spic deleted his Mateus char and remade it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methnerd
Look at this guy not understanding how to make a giant combining robot

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Hello everyone, I am in the market for cute cats.
Would you kindly post some?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Garbage Can Lid
an ffxiv with no homosexual cats
sounds like bliss

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CouchChiller
you already posted a really good one...

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CouchChiller
u have the worst cat face

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure
coeurl

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Inmate
You see this map? @TechHater
That's the map for the cold deserts in the world.

Other than those tiny 2 spots on middle east, there's barely any on what alamhigo is based on. So next time read your own wiki links.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@CouchChiller
If that one person from that one Discord log got banned for making posts such as "post cute cats" followed by "good morning ffxivg"

can we ban every single person making these posts?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Firespawn
Serrit sucked my dick!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@farquit
docked tail

idontknow
idontknow

@Nojokur
Have EB
Want to still play flirt and maybe a little lewd
But never go to far
Why is this my fetish, I'm such a bad EB...

Skullbone
Skullbone

@idontknow
Slut around with your EB. Doubleteam your flirt targets.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@idontknow
How long until you're in the back alley of the Quicksand and slurping down fat cocks from random Roegadyn while lying to your EB in tells?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Good luck with your drops
If you're even still running savage

happy_sad
happy_sad

Finally completed gathering logs for both MIN and BTN
Prepare yourself FSH log, I'm coming for you.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Stark_Naked
I want your clothes to drop in my room

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Can you start making money as a level 50 botanist? Right now I've only been selling shards because that gets sold fast but it's not a lot of money for the time invested in farming it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Never paid attention to Shinryu EX song, just know I like the vocal portions of it.
Chorus kicks in right as eggs hatch to signify them becoming active.
Starts again right as meteor impacts happen for third set of adds.
The little bit after Protostar starts to fade.
Neat.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
Farm clusters instead.

iluvmen
iluvmen

install nude mod
see naked lalas running around
fuck I forgot to make a backup

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tfw no sunni eb for my shiite-nose moonie
Life never gets any easier...

King_Martha
King_Martha

"I don't cuck my eb"

TreeEater
TreeEater

@LuckyDusty
DELETE THIS

DeathDog
DeathDog

@King_Martha
i want to make half-breed hyur/elezen kids with this bard!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@DeathDog
"No".

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TreeEater
delete me mommy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Firespawn
Nande?

massdebater
massdebater

@Skullbone
Danm, never thought about that.
@DeathDog
I'm the guy, Tbh, She caught me once and just told me that she has to deal with it since that's how I am. Flirty. It sort of hurt desu.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Skullbone
Isn't that slower since unspoiled locations only spawn at certain hours? Clusters barely gets sold for more than shards on my server.

Inmate
Inmate

@King_Martha
erping alts

people actually fall for this? leak the logs.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
ERPING WITH LILY
HAHAHA

eGremlin
eGremlin

Kura-zukuri walls

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Burnblaze
so stalkerkun is on mateus?
Beepy?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
why are you looking at naked lalas user

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
please

likme
likme

@Emberfire
sauce/full?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@King_Martha
Being an ugly Elezen

eGremlin
eGremlin

@likme
that's a dude

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@AwesomeTucker
stop this

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Introduce a friend to balmeme QS, show them the ropes. They end up super popular and Im still left alone most nights listening to their lewd stories.

Its an abstract kind of feel.

5mileys
5mileys

@eGremlin
good

likme
likme

@Raving_Cute
Nah, saw them when I went to get a mogstation item out of the mail.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@likme
So what you're saying is, you're obsessed?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Raving_Cute
No. I don't even know who you are.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lord_Tryzalot
Totally. Noticing shit in public places is being "obsessed".

WebTool
WebTool

@eGremlin
nah
https://simg3.gelbooru.
com//images/04/69/0469810e7661e29a2a3a7c92f2ab1710.webm

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
Yeah, rushing to announce and slander them in thread is totally sane and healthy behavior

askme
askme

So, can I place a bath in a apartment? And if so, what's the second largest one I can purchase?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@WebTool
tfw ada will never do that to me

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
Yes, but they're all the same size so just pick which one you like the most.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I just happened to notice it after closing my 16 lodestone search result tabs 20 google tabs and closing my various folder catalogs of ebins

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@massdebater
Just bought one
Have to move around my dumb things in my apartment for the third time today to make it look nice
T-Thanks user

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@idontknow
watch it be an elezen player too

Playboyize
Playboyize

@WebTool
nah
That's -8 mascot, it's a dude.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fried_Sushi
tfw user never psts

DeathDog
DeathDog

I love Tataru!

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
What server are you on anyway?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@lostmypassword
you do

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Being cucked isn't so bad

cum2soon
cum2soon

@New_Cliche
Not ringing any bells, unless you're A.B.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Good day

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Supergrass
hi!!

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw got the danger noodle

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@King_Martha
Yes Bulli

TechHater
TechHater

Eat a cloud banana
It's an apple
Fix your shit Yoshi, I want Knight of Spear, not Desire Forbidden Fruits.

MPmaster
MPmaster

constantly brag about having an eb
gets exposed for erping alts
pottery

DeathDog
DeathDog

I'm almost 100% sure you shouldn't drink and swim bathe at the same time.

FastChef
FastChef

@Supergrass
Good evening

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
guys ;) i raid

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Need_TLC
Do not make game-related posts.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@AwesomeTucker
NOT YOU

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Need_TLC
ye tht makes me better than u ;)

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
DO YOU WANT TO GET EXPOSED? DO NOT CROSS ME EBIN

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Poker_Star
wheres your ultimate clear?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stupidasole
Who are you quoting? They're just trying to humble brag, you moron.

@Poker_Star
{/doubt}

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@MPmaster
Done yet Kaori?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Soft_member
Ehehehe, silly drk!

takes2long
takes2long

Just have to run A12S and then I can work on my O4S clear.

massdebater
massdebater

@BunnyJinx
Kaori doesn't have an EB

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Where's Awena?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BunnyJinx
kaori
not even close

Methshot
Methshot

@w8t4u
Don't have one! but that's fine because i'm not trying for ultimate
@JunkTop
It's like week 18, can't really humble brag about that

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TurtleCat
Leave him alone.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TurtleCat
Getting fucked in a mansion.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

constantly brag about having a fujo gf
gets exposed for slamming grownman sluts every night
pottery

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Boy_vs_Girl
who

Techpill
Techpill

just 8 more levels to go until SMN and SCH are 70
Almost there.... guess i should try to get to 65 and stop for the night

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BlogWobbles
me

iluvmen
iluvmen

@MPmaster
who

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methshot
balmung

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

*flails wildly*

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Log in in my secluded spot
Someone was already there
They're on my lap

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Wheres sandcat?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Do you think midlander girls are played by girls..?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Harmless_Venom
Sounds gay.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i wanna pump a midlander

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methshot
take more feet pics

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PurpleCharger
balmeme
thats why i cant pst

Inmate
Inmate

@Harmless_Venom
You have to erp now it's the law.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spazyfool
wat a cute diap

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spamalot
i realize.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
i wanna pump less water into this bath, i don't have enough money to afford a lifeguard.

farquit
farquit

@BlogWobbles
Ippiki? proci?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Playboyize
D:<

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Spamalot
@Playboyize
You realize you can pst across data centre, now? Just join a PF, friend request, and you're set.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
no

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Illusionz
Do you guys know what diapers look like?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Burnblaze
oh fuck i forgot about that

Methshot
Methshot

@Spazyfool
That's eppershit, not liora...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
I don't have any

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Can Any nice anons give me a good recent DRK rotation? I've been learning tanks recently and there are so many different and old answers and I want to do my best.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
the ones here? only 2 are

Flameblow
Flameblow

@LuckyDusty
wtf take some then!?!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SomethingNew
spam dark arts soul eater
spam dark arts bloodletter
spam blood weapon
spam delirium when blood weapon is up
spam dark arts cleave and spit on cooldown

spam

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberburn
How hard is this mount to get? I haven't touched the Diadem yet.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Burnblaze
@Soft_member
but i dont want to just pst

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Flameblow
Calm your tits user they're not unique!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

can anyone do a neoexdeath learning run? I want to try learning it without my static since we barely go in together anymore

TechHater
TechHater

@whereismyname
hey listen buddy i tried being nice. now take the pics or you're gonna get it. the ol' knuckle sammich

Evilember
Evilember

@TechHater
Okay okay just don't hurt me

Illusionz
Illusionz

The spic is actually leveling up his mateus character.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SomethingNew
DRK rotation
What the fuck man are you dumb

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
I've never played tanks before its a legitimate question

iluvmen
iluvmen

chemo is actually stalking people he despises across servers

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Just use your enmity combo to build enmity after unleash. Then switch to soul eater combo when you've got a firm grasp.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lord_Tryzalot
@GoogleCat
just open with a powerslash or two in grit and drop grit for the rest of the fight, good job you did it the drk rotation is literally 1-2-3 with a minor MP management minigame and occasional oGCDs and one different GCD

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SomethingNew
if no blood weapon only DA bloodletter, and cleave and spit. if you got blood weapon the fucking DA EVERYTHING. if you are good enough you can get enough black blood in your opener to use delirium on your starter blood weapon

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TurtleCat
Still shitposting anonymously about Epperson.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen
nah they're in public bro that makes it normal

iluvmen
iluvmen

spicneet keeps petting blue cat.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
nvm don't come here

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm so glad Epp came and btfo all the oldfags.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@iluvmen
chemo standing in qs on an erp alt

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx
LOOK AT THAT ROE'S BOOBS

FastChef
FastChef

@Spazyfool
me too

happy_sad
happy_sad

@iluvmen
which blue cat

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
but i'm standing next to blue cat

FastChef
FastChef

@Spazyfool
As a midlander, I want someone to pump me

TreeEater
TreeEater

@FastChef
*pumps u*

ahh~

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Deadlyinx
scar on blind(?) eye

That's a neat detail.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methnerd
@iluvmen
@viagrandad
@iluvmen
@Boy_vs_Girl
@MPmaster
@Skullbone
@Lord_Tryzalot
@likme
@Raving_Cute
@Burnblaze
Can you take your grown man drama and fuck off?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool

@FastChef
What bed is that anyway?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@FastChef
As an elezen, I cant find anyone to pump me! Just people who want me to pump them. feelsbad

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
That was as pathetic and unsatisfying as your existence. Thanks user.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methshot
Stooop

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I don't get this pump meme at all.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

*blocks your path to steal your vase*

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Supergrass
Glade Canopy Bed.

@VisualMaster
Degenerate virgins associating midlander character models with the pumping motions of sex. It makes it sound very mechanical and inhuman, like they want to fuck a robot.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@hairygrape
same

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
Gross.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
server?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@King_Martha
thats not how the pump meme works at all

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methnerd
In bed now, but balmung

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Playboyize
Censor this filth.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StrangeWizard
tyvm

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
Yes it is, you degenerate faggot cum baby. Your memes are gross and weird.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Anyone else got a cool character

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
acting pious on Veeky Forums
i didnt know it was "post cringe" hour

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Methnerd
My character is pretty warm i'm sorry.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TurtleCat
It's always post cringe hour.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
I'm burnin' up.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@VisualMaster
luckily cringe hour never ends.
so neither does my entertainment.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

have another drink and drive yourself home
i hope theres ice on all the roads
and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
and again when your head goes through the windshield

Firespawn
Firespawn

How do you stop yourself from having a meltdown

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

GUYS
I DON'T KEK MY EB WHILE HE'S ONLINE

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn
pst kiss dissem

Spamalot
Spamalot

is this game fun if I want to get into MMOs?

Inmate
Inmate

@TurtleCat
not calling a faggot a faggot when he's being a faggot

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Crazy_Nice
This is why I EB'ed my IRL bf.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Crazy_Nice
its bad manners aka balmung filth what did you expect

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Spamalot
Nope. This is a 3D chatroom. Not a MMO.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Dreamworx
how can an alt get to shirogane?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Poker_Star
The same way my friend does, tenant to a private house

askme
askme

@Poker_Star
Join an FC with a house in Shirogane, teleport to the FC house, and you have access to that ward.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
Have someone make you a tenant and then teleport to their house.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
fc house teleport or if someone shares their shirogane house with you that lets you teleport to their ward only.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Femroes are gods gift.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Crazy_Nice
That cat
That's a futa cat, they were part of the 3 cat 1 raen gangbang that was going on in the quicksand the other day.

The more you're no.

Booteefool
Booteefool

These ancient memes...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
Have you seen the enemy crabs yet?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Flameblow
go away beepy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Anyone want to post pictures of their characters and compliment each other? I promise I won't samefag my post later on with my own character and pretend someone else gave me the excuse.

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool
ancient
XIV and skyrim came out relatively close to each other.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Harmless_Venom
I think so. I remember that was a thing in Bravely Second.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TalkBomber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLK9i-KZRmQ

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Nojokur
M'raider
Nice job grats

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SomethingNew

rate this goddess

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SomethingNew
Yeah unless you're a cat.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Crazy_Nice
wtf

who goes into private chambers and stalks people like this lmao

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Boy_vs_Girl
is based on famous battles that actually took place in japan
here's this giant enemy crab
Everytime

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@DeathDog
brown raen in pain out of ten

cum2soon
cum2soon

@DeathDog
Face one is the worst in my opinion. I wish her skin tone was either darker with Xaela scales, or something less human.
6/10

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Bidwell
it's in an FC house designed as a strip club/brothel

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
FF14 1.0 released Sept 30 2010
Skyrim released Nov 11 2011
None of this makes sense unless if that quest was changed for 2.0

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
would butt touch

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Your game dies tomorrow.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
Oh they weren't even in private chambers? wow

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

ywn marry christina broccolini

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Raving_Cute
console game for normies
yeah, nope.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
This is seriously an 11/10 Au Ra. My favorite ever posted. I also happen to be an expert.

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
Location right now.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
final fantasy XV
hehehe I'm not spending another cent on that trainwreck

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Raving_Cute
People who like MMO's are different from the ones who will like XV

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@ZeroReborn

1.0 is not 1.2x when the job quests were originally added, which was after skyrim had been introduced.

farquit
farquit

@farquit
Plot 7, 7th Ward Shirogane

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
cucking your eb with a level one alt

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Burnblaze
Fuck off Lenny and finish the podcast

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Crazy_Nice
i thought the pink one liked catboys

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@viagrandad
while he's online

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
It's totally fine because Blue Cat cucks him all the time.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Evil_kitten
I hadnt actually realized it was a job quest when I first glanced at it, granted I skipped that since leveling archer was actual suffering

Soft_member
Soft_member

@farquit
want to look but it's embarrassing

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u

with who?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BinaryMan
are there even any other tan femras here?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@w8t4u
with who?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Soft_member
Go away flat

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
Never became my EB
Fugg

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Poker_Star
Mateus
I haven't played in a couple of months, bbbbut what's wrong with Mateus?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i hate neko

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Illusionz
Haha yes Flat
That is who I am

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evilember
Allagan Era meme. Maybe it just feels older to me because everyone I know ran that quote into the ground when it first came out.

FastChef
FastChef

Can someone post the latest nudemod with the optional old breasts?

iluvmen
iluvmen

*logs onto designated balmung stalking alt*
these people are such creeps

WebTool
WebTool

2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you men were ducking Hold tight Assney, he's got a pumpy Hold tight my man, he's got a frisbee I trap trap trap on the roadmovin', movin that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney On the road doin' ten toes, 'llow my toes You man thought I froze I see a peng-girl then I pose

eGremlin
eGremlin

@hairygrape
Mott is there and that lizard is a ravenous maneater

5mileys
5mileys

@hairygrape
I was in the QS for about ten minutes waiting to meet one of my friends and someone hit me with a JO offer

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Playboyize
@Flameblow
with ME

*unzips*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Raving_Cute
Hecteyes are gross.

@King_Martha
Y-you never came to hang out with me in-game! I never said no!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Crazy_Nice
?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
LEL
blue cat btfo

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
Err what. I've been offered ERP exactly once (thank God).

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
dont take screens if this is how shitty your pc is

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RumChicken
Blue Cat is a catgirl?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
Blue Cat is a male, that's Nia Cozy.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Carnalpleasure
If you made a PF we wouldn't be having this problem!

girlDog
girlDog

@TurtleCat
i hate me too dw
@Crazy_Nice
they're a female rn

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Crazy_Nice
Blue Cat is a girl

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RumChicken
Moonies... truly are sluts...

cum2soon
cum2soon

@whereismyname
I made two PFs today! Granted, they were for Trials.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Crazy_Nice
Nia
No weird white face paint
What the...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
I want to get cozy with Nia Cozy!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@eGremlin
This isn't true...

WebTool
WebTool

Best NPC quotes? Best NPC quotes. My favorite, anyway. There's a bunch that make me feel feels though.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
That's clearly Mottone Kaku sitting on the chair there

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
How was it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

why are cats SO TALL

cum2soon
cum2soon

@RumChicken
Does this mean that the mateus bad nyanners is on the market?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Soft_member
why are you so small?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Gigastrength
The fuck is wrong with you? Why would I even accept
I didn't finish

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Post music that I can add to my PotD playlist.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@GoogleCat
bully..

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
"A smile better suits a hero..."

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit
tfw no housing teleport
dang

Skullbone
Skullbone

@LuckyDusty
Thancred threw a lot of shade in HW.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@cum2soon
Then how about you make that THREE PFs today then we could talk?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RumChicken
Who the fuck is Blue Cat anyway, some Balmung refugee?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Firespawn
I will once I'm out of this PotD party. What's your in-game name?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@cum2soon
on the market? no I wouldnt put it that way.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Soft_member
Probably because of the 4-inch "adventurer's" boots she's wearing.

these lines
Truth. Absolute, ugly truth.

@farquit
He was the absolute best. Of all the people in the entire game, why wasn't he one of Hydaelyn's chosen? He was the epitome of goodness. And did you ever go re-visit his grave? An unnamed NPC spawns and asks you a rhetorical question. A very good one.

@LuckyDusty
Headcanon response: "That's kind of our job, ya know?"

@PurpleCharger
A serious version of KCCO.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Booteefool
bully
Prove it!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BunnyJinx
what's kcco?

WebTool
WebTool

@DeathDog
Keep Calm and Carry On.

This one you have to experience to understand.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@WebTool
The only good part of this shitty questchain.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BunnyJinx
You do. There's a quest in Ishgard where you unlock his exclusive "yes" emote after 3.3 ends.

TechHater
TechHater

does anyone in aether want to do potd

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Boy_vs_Girl
I haven't got to that quest, but I went out there once, randomly, and that NPC I mentioned walked up to his grave, did the prayer animation, then stood, faced me, and said, "It never gets easier does it?" That hit me pretty good.

massdebater
massdebater

@Poker_Star
Lalasha Lasha
I feel like I've told you this before, probably didn't.

Emberfire
Emberfire

headpats smol pet

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
Keep an eye out for it. It's a sidequest chain.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@massdebater
You did not.

girlDog
girlDog

@massdebater
/pet

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methnerd
@Emberfire
Isn't XV already out?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
I wanna pet this Roegadyn

Illusionz
Illusionz

@GoogleCat
Its a multiplayer expansion thing, seemed pretty wonky from the beta but different strokes.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@GoogleCat
Thanks for the tip, man.

realize I have no screenshots on current HDD that show either of my characters' front side
Hm.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@WebTool
Easy

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BunnyJinx
I get the impression that I'm missing out by not having yet made it that far.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

this guy is creepy

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lord_Tryzalot
If you havent made it to the 60-70 DRK story quests yet, you're in for a hell of a ride

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stark_Naked
L...lewd!

Inmate
Inmate

@Raving_Cute
western guy with round glasses in Japanese garb being creepy/fucking scary
Yeah, that's kind of a thing.

@Lunatick
I haven't even picked up DRK, mainly because trying to keep them alive as a WHM while leveling is awful. But I will keep that in mind as I learn (slowly) to tank properly on my alt.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I love Lazy Lamb!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
I don't, I only love Thottone Cucku!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TalkBomber
I love ___ ____! AND _______ ______!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@WebTool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5S8kH5OxM4

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TalkBomber
You too random linkshell person!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
mainly because trying to keep them alive as a WHM while leveling is awful.

Holy shit, so it's not just me?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
What is this reference that keeps getting posted?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
Nope. They're made of cardboard and hate. And often, grimdark kids being edgy. But if the story's good, man I kinda want to put in the time now.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Join my party for A8 pls no one wants to farm nerd-non-savage raids hlep Aether

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TreeEater
Definitely not you, as a healer I find DRKs just awful in any content.

Evilember
Evilember

My name is Joyous Blossom. I'm on the Mateus server looking for a hard thick dick - Needing hot erp w/ [email protected] plz send tell

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
@MPmaster
DRK is indeed the hardest to keep alive, but if you're playing whm there shouldnt be any excuses.
It's easy as fuck, just cure 2/regen/benison and spend the rest of the clearing trash with aero 3 and holy spamming.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@WebTool
Everything that comes out of her mouth.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TreeEater
Well, DRKs were built around low blow off parry spam in mind in HW. Yoshi in his infinite wisdom took half of DRK's tools out and made some of them into shitty role skills.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lunatick
Wtf, I'm actually scared, what Am I going to expect???

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is /vg/thread/195590104#p195619454 around? I'd like to take up that offer.

Emberburn
Emberburn

This is fine.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Booteefool
holy spamming
That's when you don't get DRKs that bitch at you for holy spamming because of muh blood price.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@kizzmybutt
Fucking nothing and boring shit. After 50 the DRK quest line is more boring than watching paint dry. Fuck Sid and his worthless loli whore.

Flameblow
Flameblow

got a medium shirougane house on patch day
nobody to hang out with in it
barely bothered to decorate it because of that
no christina broccolini wife to spend the rest of my life with in it

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberburn
E-everything's gonna be okay.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
shouldn't be any excuses
I'm undergeared and am kinda middling most of the time in terms of skill. :(

@Stark_Naked
I had zero sympathy when she cried before she died. She had some good lines, but to Hell with her.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Flameblow
server? i'll come visit if you're on the same on as me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
people talking of 60-70
he brings up 50-60

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Flameblow
What server? I don't mind dropping by and maybe getting some decoration ideas.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Flameblow
FUCK OFF LENNY AND FINISH MY PODCAST

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TurtleCat
Sid and his cumrag also play a big part in the 60-70 quest line as well.

askme
askme

@hairygrape
@BinaryMan
balmung

@whereismyname
podcasts are for cookie cutters

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
didn't get a house because have less than 3mil
stalk all my fc members houses

SniperWish
SniperWish

@kizzmybutt
do not bully the cute elezen girl she had a hard life

JunkTop
JunkTop

this bitch
not knowing a nation requires regular and irregular forces
not knowing that discretion and blunt force are complimentary when used properly
being an egotistical little twit
I wanted to punt her right into the damn bay.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Flameblow
make house
looks good
don't even visit it
hate my server, thinking about swapping

is levi worth it, bros? goblin here

happy_sad
happy_sad

@askme
balmung
Location, ward and plot?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@happy_sad
ward 4 plot 38

Lunatick
Lunatick

Wait, do people seriously think SCH is nerfed/bad ever since SB? They feel perfectly fine.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nojokur
At that point just ignore them, Having both jobs capped I'd take losing blood price over a healer dpsing every time. Or just wait the buff out.
@King_Martha
The first step to improving is acknowleding your faults!
Here's a simple tip for you, if the tank is topped off with the regen/shield, a quick swift -> holy -> aero 3 lets you keep the tank targeted while you mash holy. If they get low, you have tetra and benediction.
For dungeons you should be hovering 20% mana since you get so much time to regen, alternate using your mana/lucid/presence+thin air for each trash pull.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@JunkTop
If it's any consolation, she gets shot.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@JunkTop
Its a lalafel. Are you honestly surprised?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@New_Cliche
elk

massdebater
massdebater

@Flameblow
same situation
just gonna end up selling it and transferring

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@New_Cliche
Nevermind, my Balmung alts haven't even started the heavensward quest line.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Booteefool
DRK is indeed the hardest to keep alive
no they are not, WAR are. nobody plays them right making me heal all of their shitty hp pool with no dmg reduc stance

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Illusionz
GET OFF MATEUS YOU DEGENERATE CUMINFLATION FUCKTARD

Inmate
Inmate

@JunkTop
That reminds me, does anything ever happen with that mad dog marauder lala in Upper La Noscea?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Evil_kitten
CUMINFLATION
I'm suddenly interested in ERP.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Harmless_Venom
bruh, join me in goblin. ward 8, house 28. we can do roulettes and shit

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
meme highlander
nty i did roulettes anyways

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Harmless_Venom
dont join a meme dc

takes2long
takes2long

@TalkBomber
its not a character i want to fuck so i wont play with them
good transfer to mateus faggot you belong there

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lunatick
Wedge and Tataru are A-OK in my book.

@hairygrape
Imma write that down for when I dust the game off again. Seriously, thanks.

@Inmate
I honestly don't remember.

Also...
when Eschiva completely loses her shit in your defense
wouldhavebeerswithandIdon'tevendrinkbeer/10
"It's hotter than Ifrit's arse after a peck of dragon peppers."
Lost my shit for five minutes. Of course I was on a hellish night shift and was loopy as fuck at that point.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TalkBomber
Not liking the best /pose in the game
what are you? gay?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
nice

likme
likme

@BinaryMan
not Nanamo

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys
political shit aside ratm is a pretty good band

WebTool
WebTool

@BinaryMan
No problem! Eventually, discovering simple stuff like this with each job just becomes second nature, assuming you waste as much time as I do on this game

w8t4u
w8t4u

@WebTool
RULES OF NATURE

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I have a cute EB

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Have you thanked your friend for healing you today?

farquit
farquit

@Nude_Bikergirl
we know, bulli

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
I hope Exdeath sends you both to the Void.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BinaryMan
Wedge and Tataru are A-OK in my book.
Fair enough. They've proven they arent pieces of shit

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@WebTool
I haven't put in as much time as I should have, resulting in the aformentioned suckitude, which is a vicious cycle because I get to where I feel less-than-competent and, honestly, useless, etc etc.

@likme
She's not as awesome as I believe her character could've been written, unfortunately.

find old screenshot folder on old HDD
find screenshots I made of that certain part of the questline involving Haurchefant
apparently a bit damp in my office here

@Sharpcharm
Alka Zolka's funny shit too.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
i love you

hairygrape
hairygrape

got myself a large house
no one ever comes to visit my sex dungeon
I should just sell it all

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@massdebater
Are you still on? Party is taking a quick break.

Inmate
Inmate

@Need_TLC
war
4 self heals

drk
1 self heal that's not even that usable
has one magic only mitigation cd that's useless in dungeon pulls

If we don't consider total trash tanks, war and pld are easy as fuck to heal, meanwhile drk is a pain.

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
of course! without her I would actually have to do top up instead of just slapping on a barrier
@Nude_Bikergirl
Alka is alright tho he wants to fuck a tonberry so...

StonedTime
StonedTime

Guys I got a toy box from quick ventures.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

got a large house
auto demo still isn't unpaused so I can pick the proper choice this time

skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
Ye

Evilember
Evilember

@StonedTime
can i get a gf from quick ventures

idontknow
idontknow

@Evilember
You don't need to send your retainer out for one, I'm right here love.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Poker_Star
thanks x.l.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@farquit
It's up on Other.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@idontknow
pst

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@hairygrape
I hope those aren't initials because they aren't mine friend

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Stark_Naked
Not him, but you are cute as fuck.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
thank you x.l

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@cum2soon
But why..?

askme
askme

@Poker_Star
<3 x.l

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
I'm the healer, where's my thanks?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@New_Cliche
I dunno. Just bullying.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@New_Cliche
*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*sniffs*

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Poker_Star
But what if I am my own healer?

TechHater
TechHater

@TalkBomber
They are mine!
@hairygrape
/pet T.C.

Nojokur
Nojokur

x.l. you're the best healslut!!! please post potd pf with pass <3

Soft_member
Soft_member

@DeathDog
you pat yourself on the back for a job well done!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Skullbone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUM3WbMV_xo

Methshot
Methshot

@VisualMaster
brapt

FastChef
FastChef

@Poker_Star
Stop running away X.L. you faggot I'm trying to Echo Drops you.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@DeathDog
you power on knowing that without you the others have no hope

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw AST starts off giving Balance to the much better geared DPS
but quickly switches to giving them to you and only you
Either I'm doing something right or they figure I need all the help I can get.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Methnerd
@askme
And I missed you two as well! /pet
@Nojokur
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@FastChef
Never.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Soft_member
Challenge: Why do you think my character's kneeling there?

@Stupidasole
I have no hope. Only a sense of duty.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Dreamworx
Then let that sense of duty take you to even further heights and accomplishments and know that if someone fucks up you got a rez ready

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@JunkTop
thanks ebin

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BinaryMan
NO. I refuse to be labeled as such. Take that back right now.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How do I update the new mod to fix the fact that feet disappear when wearing the emperors new shoes?

WebTool
WebTool

@viagrandad
whatever you say

ebin

RumChicken
RumChicken

Post lewds

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I hope tension doesn't fuck up my sightseeing window.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Soft_member
you got a rez ready
That's how I saved a MC raid on the Major Domo fight in WoW. They almost had MC on farm, so they figured what was the harm in bringing a mangy feral druid once? Well, when an OT drops, the add goes for their priest, you keep that priest alive, brez the OT, top him up, heal and innervate the priest, pop bear and enrage, charge and taunt, drag the add back to its place on the platform and wait for the OT to figure out that he's alive again and eventually pull aggro off you, then pop back to caster form (before treedroods were a thing) and carry on.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@VisualMaster
tfw play AST without damage meters and just give balance to the biggest theoretical dick in the group

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
By getting the official version, not the hacked botnet version.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RumChicken
just for you bae

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@WebTool
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

/vg/thread/195670506#p195670506
/vg/thread/195670506#p195670506
/vg/thread/195670506#p195670506
move

likme
likme

@GoogleCat
ping me bb https://mega.nz/#!io0D3bhA!xXnnzX8h8HVVGfxpToJNCrTPyaW5EPqnCn-rtAxoYXM also includes nerfed titty option

@New_Cliche
yes i am definitely a botnet

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@haveahappyday
Your character is fucking fabulous and I am completely comfortable stating so.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
that art

I am sad I know exactly the sauce

RavySnake
RavySnake

@likme
I KNEW IT

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Playboyize
@likme
sauce me

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