/ddlc/ Doki Doki Literature Club! #138

I want to PET Yuri!

>mistress

i prefer monika calling me daddy and i dominating her

Misumi paizuri!

I empathize with Sayori because I also wanted to die
now I'm just indifferent to living or dying

Woke up just in time for new thread!

See>Patrician taste my brother
Lmao she wouldn't like that my man although I can't exactly talk since I'm fairly the same

also please, no jokes about Sayori first destiny

i hate suicide jokes with her

>1990+27
>Still not monika trap gf
Just fuck my shit up

Sounds more like Natsuki

>i wonder why you guys like Sayori so much over the other girls? what makes her so much special for you?
While I am a Monikafag, it's not that hard to understand Sayori's appeael.
>friendly
>honest
>supportive
>just wants to help others
>altruistic to a fault
In general she is a very good hearted, pure girl.

>2nd spoiler
Okay, I am curious.
Want to tell more?

...

Something something tying knots. Also I don't like them either but I can have a giggle because laughter is a good coping mechanism

>Patrician
>Enjoy being a sissy slut

if you says....

I mean, it's not like I want to die, I just need to find something I'm passionate about and I'll be fine. And I think I've found something like that.

Catching Natsuki masturbating to hentai in the club room!

>can you read nigger?

i love it

>Making a cooldsteel meme out of misumi

my sides.

I want Monika to feminize me into a doki!

What would that be my man?

Good shit, user.

Cooking. I've found it to be rewarding and fun. It's really satisfying to take raw ingredients and make something wonderful with them.

Basicaly i said that i dont like Yuri beacuse Yuri fixation with knifes so she started saying that Monika is a killer then i told her that monika made a backup of everyone so that is not killing then things got higher until this person stopped talking with me

Joining her!

it's even more funny when you realize her own creator is the one that did it

Why don't you like knives?

>not liking knives
I am going to fuck your shit mate

Nice I need to learn to cook myself. Especially to help with other things I'm working on.
I hope this wasn't in rl cause otherwise that's autistic. Also there's nothing creepy about collecting knives!

Someone made a Natsuki sidestory
Haven't taken a look at it yet

mega.nz/#!fdUlRCCD!YqBvQhUnot-rLDnNeS2Pr1jVtpq7CWhmt25eoxWqVN8

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

Good afternoon, /ddlc/.

>bringing knives to a gun fight

The Dokis as Jedi knights during the old republic!

(But Monika is the master)

But I also collect guns

the problem arent the Kinifes, is that i tend to be super protective with me and want stay away much for a collection of knifies that potencially can kill me

But i like Yuri drawing style, i tend to like 2D Girls that has this style, i just dont like the concept behind the character, its very scary

I really want to see more of her backstory, if you know what I mean.

Natsuki is my favorite Doki but i also want to bully and tease her, is that wrong?

more gun

>woman doesn't talk to you anymore because you disagreed with her
Welp

How is a knife collection going to kill you? Knives don't just jump at people.

nono, this was on internet, also i will try to talk with this person again and i hope this peron wont be mad

Who /writing a diary of their sexual fantasies/ here?

If you mean actual bully, yes, she'll beat you up.

LOW TEST SOY BOI
It should blow over

I wouldn't bully her but I'd tease her to hell and back

Isn't this the old one?

yeah, it was what happened, kek

people use kinifes on you

>That Trapsuki pic
Impressive.

I love her too.

>nobody talks about the greentext that was wrote

rude

also yuri would have an obsession with fire magic of sorts

>It should blow over
what you meant with that?

Why fire? Seems more like something Natsuki would use

Why would Yuri use a knife on you? Act 1 yuri is a sweet and shy girl.

jealousy

To burn herself as an alternate method of self-harm

Getting a snack for Mini-GTSayori without thinking how difficult that might be!
These things come in small packages and they're overpriced!
It's inconvenient and difficult to produce Sayori sized helpings!
Baking snacks is nice but there's nostalgia to eating factory processed junk!
Exercising after a meal with Mini-GTSayori!
Longer legs makes her running speed too hard to keep up with by default!
Trial by fire! user will be forged into the ultimate runner through hardship as he tries his hardest to keep up so she doesn't feel bad!
Sayori trying to do a push up for user!
Is she even beatable at basketball?!
Can user lift Sayori up for the AA?
Sayori trying to make do with regular sized tennis racquets because giving her one her size would stack the game in her favor too much!

I want to make all the Dokis feel loved and cared for. I want to care for all of them and make them happy.

Hey guys, this is reflection. I've finished updating that NatsuxYuri fic: dropbox.com/s/0yj6swqed7opzd7/Breastfeeding.pdf?dl=0

This is not mine. I've formatted it, edited it, and added a few lines. Whichever user made this, just ask me if you see anything I changed that you didn't like and I'll change it back.

As for me, I'm currently working on two fics - you finding Natsuki's extensive erotic fanfiction about you and her (nonlewd), and one about Monika taking you out to try on stockings and socks (lewd).

Please no, I don't want Yuri dying by setting herself on fire. Stabbing herself was already bad enough.

Passional crimes are more common that imagine

>jealousy
What? Why would Yuri be jealous? And she would never hurt someone else. Come on, look at that face. Does that look like the face of a murderer?

Modding the game to have a mech for the sole purpose of playing sports with Mini-GTSayori!

>act 1 Yuri turning into act 2 Yuri
>previous boyfriend
DROPPED

>previous boyfriend
What

See, you think she's dying, but what you don't know is that this is actually a prequel to Katawa Shoujo

>Why would Yuri be jealous?
jealous of me being with Monika

Does that look like the face of a murderer?
People that dont has murder faces are the worst murders

Dude

Probably just blood magic. Maybe a type that heals the user for damage done to opponents. Fits with the cutting to feel better theme but now it's weaponized.

Sayori has spells to blend in like a chameleon or disguise her appearance

Monika has D4C

Natsuki has fire spells but it comes with Pyrovision

>>Does that look like the face of a murderer?

fixed

Act one yuri would be happy that you and monika like one another though. Are you seriously conflating act 1 yuri and act 2 yuri?

They'll get over your argument
Are you me?
>This
Yuri is to pure
Have to kind of agree senpaitachi

Reminder to bully Sayori!

well, nobody knows what is going on on that little mind so...
but yeah, i think that Yuti could be a cuck in relationship and accept others

You shut your fucking whore mouth

This is easy to fall for because Danlet WOULD choose the low hanging fruit!

No

Jesus Christ user, act 1 Yuri is pretty straight forward, she's a quiet girl who likes tea and books. And I'm not saying she's a cuck, I'm saying she would be happy that her friends are getting along so well. Are you European?

Literally a fucking dandere in act I, are people really still arguing about this

i dont cuck in the meme meaning (that she sucks) user

i meant that she would accept me being with others even liking me

Could be European, could be gay. The greatest question of our time.

Are there any non-euros here at this time?

Delete or waifu gets it

Nope and nope

^

Natsuki lovers where you at!

No user, the one that should be bullied is you

Greetings from Kansas.

If you're not gay, and you're not European, you must be both.

youtube.com/watch?v=9pCybcpkm5c

So let me get this straight
You don't like Yuri because she collects knives and your scared she might get jealous and stab you? Even though she's your friend? I don't get it.

In the trash where they belong. Have some pumpkin pie instead.

Hey, no bully! You know your doki wouldn't want you to be a bully.

Muh dik