/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

>Current Event
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>Patch 4.15
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>Patch 4.11 Notes & Logs
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>Callback Campaign:
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>Job Guide
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last thread:

Is that from the Rising?

Midlander are best

reporting for duty

I have a dream that one day we'll live in an Eorzea where Au Ra will not be judged by the color of their scales but by their fflogs

Post heavily armored non-tanks.

Let me touch your fflog.

theyre all shit
all the females are shit anyway

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post slutty c@girls

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Thrilling adventures in erp

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D-don't look at my fflogs.. their shit.. (and empty)
False, all the malera are shit too!

excuse you, malera are top tier.

He said girls

It's okay. We can fill it together.

But will this cat get slutty for me?

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I have screenshots of Mikki and Neko in the nude, should I post y/n

y

No
y

No you dont

those ears ruin that whole outfit

yes I do

Boring, and here I was going to visit you in the quicksands.

link nice hat pls, I can't find one

Always trust your Au Ra healer

Good thing we prob havent talked and im not there

no

Why not

I love beepywhales!

never leave that kind of job to a voidsent degenerate.

trust cats instead

>Trust someone known to lie cheat and steal
I'd trust this general with my personal information before I trusted a cat healer.

>Neko slutting it out as a substitute

sorry, trust SUNcats not nasty bandit moonies

Neko is pure and nice do not be rude

thats how youre supposed to treat any au ra female who tries to dom you 2bh

I wish i had any healer i could trust. Cute au ra would be nice, but at this point any would suffice.

I trust a cat even less

>not knowing he was a huge degenerate before hand

trash opinion

>Trusting whores that fuck every living thing that moves and have an insatiable cock lust
They'd let me die just so they could get gangbanged by the enemy.

Would you trust a midlander?

Are the DCs and stuff still happening? I haven't been able to play for a few days and I wanted to try doing a raid or something later.

post c@pits

>log off in slutglam so lodestone caps it
>nobody cares enough to stalk my ls
feels bad

>help the sandnigger princess whore
>the reward just barely covers the usual teleport costs

balmung...
lalas...
who like roes...
PLEASE...!

i mean wouldn't that make them more trustworthy? you're no good to anyone dead.

I screenshot every naked PC I come across and add it to my collage of naked PCs

You think Yoshi and some guys sometimes meet up to get drunk and read the retarded chatlogs?

yes your opinion is indeed trash

>Wouldn't they be more trustworthy if they wanted to get captured and have an endless train run on them
No, it would not.

mithra are cool shout out to mithra

>edda
LOL NO

>tank in maid outfit
if i see them in game im going to smack their shit

Elezen?

not gonna get the d if the tank and dps are dead

>I'm a "sprout" tank
>First dungeon
>Guy with the "mentor" status keeps standing on top of me where I'm tanking and hitting mobs in the face instead of the ass

>Scythe is okay but maid isn't
I'll slap you right after

Let me guess. SAM or DRG?

Pugilist

What about healers in maid uniform and moogle weapons? Fox ears sometimes too. Looks like a healer you can trust right?

theyre cool

You are so dumb, but I accept it because you are a cat and cats are fucking stupid.

Maybe he knew the instance well enough to know there wasn't an aoe risk and was doing that so in case he drew aggro it wouldn't butt fuck the healer and other dps.

Don't take things so personal.

Can I marry your friend banana?

Never mind that retard doesn't read tooltips.

If I get a healer like this, My ryona fetish kicks into overdrive and I immediately hope they get hit by everything. I just want to watch them get murdered by every single AoE.

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Godbert should rule over the sandniggers, not that lalashitter.

But cutesy healers need to be protected

Monk is pretty fun.

>wanna play healer
>remember that every mistake of every shitter will be obvious to me
>no longer feel like playing a healer

Which is exactly why I want to watch them suffer. I want them to do so poorly that they cry in reality.

guys I am having a dilemma. I really like the look of my relic nexus, but the zodiak version to me looks like shit. Is there a replica that still glows like it does?

>ryona
top tier fetish desu

too bad its S H I T

when you complete the quest line you get replicas of all the weapons from the NPC over by the blacksmith furnace

but fun is fun, mch is also alright. meta don't mean shit when my static is shit and I hate them

Cute stuff like like turns me on

I know.

Anyone on Aether want a tank or healer for a fast queue for anything? Put up a PF and post password and I'll help

>Have absolutely perfect runs for days
>0 comms
I just want external validation what the fuck do I have to do, suck dick?

Thank god. Thanks. For a second I thought that option was just zeta's only.

please tell me you're not into futa

Couldn't hurt.

be a healer
be a tank

>trusting a xaela healer
>when they have the lowest mind in the entire game
I'll only trust a Raen to heal me.

Heal and be cute!

Do BLMs have the sexiest dps female outfits?

nah

i don't know how to be cute

heal and glamour a cute/slutty outfit and get all the commends.

you could do that or you can pose it up, glam it up and get 3 commendations as a dps

I am indifferent toward it. It's so common these days I barely even notice.

What heal job gets me the most dicks to suck?

captcha chips for sale

Twelve thousand years in paint, and I have finished my Magnum Opus.