I made the shit thread this was what I really wanted :^)
James Green
"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me." His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism. "This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.
Michael Howard
1st for best meme
Adrian Anderson
then delete the useless thread
Julian Gray
...
Landon Clark
t. redditor
Chase Russell
>sing strims all beanboy scrims >intentionally plays bad luring everyone into a false sense of security >stomp through wesg dotards?
Jack Reed
it won't let me
Cooper Powell
I don't get this, so there's no penetration?
Ryder Taylor
random slark dotards
No.
Jackson Wright
What is the best way to play phoenix? I have never seen such a useless piece of shit early game. The lack of a hard disable really hurts him. Also, ice frogs "zero armor" meme boner fucking destroys him.
Brayden Thomas
Can they do an all random draft?
Brody Cook
unironically? as part of a trilane with the other sup being lion or some other hero with lots of lockdown.
in my pubs? anywhere because penix is the best
Lucas Sanders
spirit vessel / solar crest / atos solves all your issues
Zachary Mitchell
Max laser, shoot people until they die
Levi Garcia
yeah
Daniel Walker
Can valve stop controlling the RNG for liquid? Getting way too obvious now
Joseph Jones
queen of pain
Charles Bennett
why did they remove the armor from tranqs?
Brandon Williams
>queen of pain how did she get into a bad game?
Adrian Bennett
>sing speaks english, cantonese and dutch why don't you know 3 languages dotards?
Jace Young
rip navi
Grayson Brooks
5 CORES JUST LIKE MY PUBS
Wyatt Wood
How would you feel if valve removed all communcation except chat wheel? Do you think the quality of matches will improve?
Oliver Martinez
i didnt grow up in a caliphate
Nathan Martinez
Why can't we have more fun dota like this
Ryan Jenkins
NA'VI PERU DRAFT LETS GO
Xavier Wright
is this the game when we finally find out that 5 carry was always the best and the mmr scale is upside down?
Logan James
no they wont but they will sure be hilarious
Matthew Nguyen
>NaVi disrespecting MoF THIS fucking hard
Bentley Perry
I'd feel that you're a sissy faggot from a nu-blizz game
Jaxson Gutierrez
ok if liquid doesn't win within 18 minutes they are fucking over
Jose Roberts
i think i would love to break your kneecaps
Elijah Adams
MOMMY
Brayden Howard
t. 2k
yeah because in 19minutes they're all 6 slotted
Ethan Reed
Why don't Liquid just all random like real men?
Jordan Brown
probably, in some way griefing wouldn't be as rewarding if you cant see reaction of your allies "well played" spam doesnt feels the same
Noah Jones
>liquid shitting on navi already
Mason Gutierrez
qop of pain has cute dainty feet not the hooves of a bovine like that travesty
Luis Ward
why navi playing this tournament, are they even understand english? Liquid probably will complete all bounties while navi play dota and dont read and give a fuck about hide and seek and shit.
Xavier Phillips
Of course they understand english. Dendi has given interviews in english.
Henry Mitchell
>are they even understand english
Robert Lopez
>a bunch of slavs who don't read the rules randoming 5 cores
just like my pubs
Carson Anderson
???
Yeah, and then Liquid will do what? Jerk off over their moonbucks?
Aaron Parker
>are they even understand english?
Jack Murphy
>mooncuck retards thinking support qop is bad
Christopher Sanchez
what is slark doing
Charles Russell
ZERO (0) STUN GAMING
Zachary Roberts
liquid will count their moonshekels and btfo navi at the same time
Blake Mitchell
without a doubt much better than support slark
Brody Collins
as every 2k scrub knows: if you can just hold out, eventually you will be ahead
Justin Baker
liquid has many more series to play against better teams, they need to save their moonbucks
>massive cans >on windrunner you pornfags really just don't care do you
Nathaniel Sanders
What can I do for you today, dotards?
Robert Hall
>that >massive
Carter Myers
huge obisidian phallos
Levi Gonzalez
>canonically has big tits not my fault Valve can't into 3d modeling
Brayden Hall
fucking kuro still manages to outmeme them
Angel Taylor
which ones the cutest?
Joseph Nguyen
REGINAAAAAAALD. Let me sniff your balls
Grayson Harris
>canonically has big tits what did he mean by this
David Mitchell
you
Brody Reyes
Where is Puck?
Dominic Phillips
io
Samuel Morales
Puck is a boy!
Joseph Jones
Kuro doing the classic 10k challenge
Luke Edwards
puck is a boy you fucking inbred
Parker Cooper
that's alleria windrunner windranger from dota 2 has NOTHING to do with blizzard's original character
Christian Rogers
broodmama or aiushtha
Dylan Clark
WW Lina DP Spectre PA Venge Enchantress
Leo Anderson
if her predecessor had small tits and she currently has small tits in all official depictions how exactly do you come to conclusion that she canonically has large breasts
Brody Turner
lmao how are those small tits stop consuming porn mate
Levi Hughes
why are you arguing with pornfag? it's not like they have a sense for quality
Landon Anderson
Someone explain this moonbuck bet system to me, I bet 120 on Liquid first game and only got 40 back. They dont show odds anywhere so I assume you just double your money if you win
Mason Bell
her model has large tits, but her skeleton has been rigged wrong and deformed her body
Charles Ortiz
You get all the moonbucks bet on the match divided on everyone who bet on liquid.
Camden Nelson
How come none build Agha on Drow? It boosts her farming capabilities by an extreme amount, makes her much better in teamfights and also gives her quite good stats boost
Elijah Davis
>2gd
Tyler Sanders
the image that killed the dfc meme
Gavin King
A or B cup breasts are small by any definition >but her skeleton has been rigged wrong then valve would have fixed it, they didnt so canonically she has small breasts
Ayden Diaz
>MANTA MEDUSA kek
Joshua Taylor
MIND STATUS??
Ayden Nguyen
If navi was only down by 5k right now, would they be winning?
Joshua Bell
reminder the reason the model is so shitty is because of the cosmetic bullshit, instead of having great and good regular models they need to cater them being able to fit all kind of wonky cosmetic shits
Jason Wilson
Legion
Jose Scott
>rough dates slip of the tongue
Asher Morris
The one that isn't there
Brody Garcia
I still have no idea how they got sponsored by the Kennedy space center
Austin Reed
Slacks is secretly a genius
Jason Anderson
wtf i love Slack now
Oliver Ortiz
why would a male skeleton be included in a image of dota females
