Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Is this what lower mmr brackets are like? Fucking horrifying.

slacks is literally playing everyone, it's great.
but remember he's a retard who can't even reach Legend MMR

The world would be a better place without Moonduck.

Pick le balanced fuck magic man or make diffusal on le balanced fired time janitor.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

ahahahahaha
how is getting ulted by medusa even real
just look away
just close your eyes nigga

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>blink into chrono
>medusa gets ult off
>lose ifght
nice counter you fucking retard

Slacks playing 8d backgammon

If Slacks were to have a fatal accident my day would be a little brighter.

>mfw Slacks is using liberal logic to trick liberals

let's face facts

Moonduck is the best thing to happen to Dota since Slacks showed up

>killing BTS
>create tons of memes
>bringing out the best in tier 2 casters like Maut
>unique Tournaments
>do all they can to get new players interested in dota
why haven't you taken the Moonpill yet?

pretty sure he meant weaver, which with the mana break talent I think is pretty good against medusa, also considering medusa has no natural lockdown

you know what, fuck it

i like this hidden mmr meme

i got into a 5.5kish game as a high 4k shitter and there was no whining when i took offlane - i raped, we won - and those higher mmr memers were none the wiser that they had a poopoopeepee player in their midst

i am tired of ceding lanes to higher mmr dudes who play worse than me because they are actually support spammers or something and only pick a core lane because they have a higher mmr

Fucking throws, the fascists had this in the bag

slacks literally threw because he wanted to let the other guys win
he's such a nice guy

Slacks is so smart and funny, right my fellow Red- I mean 4channers?

Who was fascist? I missed the game

OFFICIAL "Girls of Dota" TIER LIST

1. Loli Pugna
2. Fem Meepo
3. Lina and CM Slut sisters
4. fuTA
5. Fem Slark

slacks hitler
sunsfan and purge were fascists

>no luna taking a dump
weak

You have been using that reaction image for quite some years my friend

>BestGirl that low
Wrong.

fuTA is the worst meme in d2g history

>no BREED
>girl slark
You're a fucking casual, son.

as somebody brand new to mobas, why play this over LoL? Ive played a lot of sc2 but am going to start playing either LoL or Dota. Leaning more towards this cause Ive played some WC3 as a teenager

you forgot something

gas yourself pedo

>Slacks actually made pizza rolls on Thanksgiving
OUR GUY?

>see both Sing and 2GD become depressed over time due to state of dota and the community
sad.

Who /herald/ here?

what about us?

BUT SUNSFAN IS NOT A JEW

NOT POSTING THE REAL #1 /OURGIRL/

Some dude from my friend list wants to sell me his mining rig. It costs 2200$, has a 6 month warranty and generates roughly 240$ a month. How much of this 240$ a month will go for the electricity bill?

Dota related because we're doto buddies.

someone give me the rundown on TayTay

She's the secret queen of /b/ and /pol/.

In lol you get banned if you say anything negative or if you don't follow the 1-1-2+jungler meta enforced by riot.
In dota you get peruvians/russians ruining every game.
Do not play either.

>fuTA
neck yourself

what happens if you play HotS?

...

Same thing as LoL.

Makeup should be banned
she looks better without it anyway

I've been here literally since beta /d2g/, what the fuck is femSlark?

Nothing, that game is dead

Stay cucked, Heralds.

>1600 mmr
>go 9-1 in calibrations.
>first game out i'm crusader. (your made the highest mmr on your team after you calibrate at this point in time because of so few people being calibrated)
>get a downie who plays like complete shit we lose
>OH HELL NO that guy played like a 2 digit mmr player
>next game i stomp and carry my garbage team who was getting man handled
>They all start saying there old mmrs at the end 1600-1700

So i went 9-1 in calibrations and i'm playing with guys who were at my old mmr....i literally got less mmr calibrating then i would have with +25 -25

i really miss your posts, breed user

thanks just got promoted

>makeup should be banned
I agree, it tricks dudes into fucking ugly hags

did anyone ever feed her?

I played the first new ranked matchmkn and already im herald wtf

2GD's kinda bad at supporting, what mmr is he?

better a herald than in the league of legends

>not divine
lmao tierlet

Western porn is SO fucking gross.

>>go 9-1 in calibrations.
winning and losing does not matter for calibrations

ONLY your stats like KDA, GPM, hero damage/healing, etc.

I got Legend[3] scrub

why is trent beating that poor dog

o-okay

what hardware does he have that the warranty doesn't void because mining

also, you can definitely make shekels mining but i wouldn't keep that shit in crypto form for a single second longer than necessary - the markets are crazy and tempting to exploit but you won't actualize any gains if you risk it

what mmr did you start and end with and what score /10 did you get? i need to do four more matches at 4.5k and i am 3-3 atm

i scared

I agree but JAV and Hentai and even more repulsive

>fuck white people
>lul drumfp
wtf I love moonduck now

Badgelet

My MMR before this was 4,2K, started at herald (think everyone does), then just kept facing uncalibrated till i got this. So no idea really.

To be fair he hasn't played dota in a long time and was never very good. Plus he's getting pretty old now, look at those grey hairs.

here

It's because Auroth was successfully bred as of TI5 when we got the Wyvern Hatchling courier. Thus breedposting became redundant.

All porn is disgusting degeneracy
Stop looking at it

the herald shit is just a glitch - you are no rank until you do your 10 memes

I still see BREED posting floating around in other generals, other boards.
Truly wonderful, the NEED TO BREED brings shitposters together.

reminder if you are giving moonduck views for this awful shit you are literally re ddit

both have ostracized themselves from the community
they dont deserve pity

i dont get how people can watch that shit
playing miggggggggght be fun but watching is cuck tier

>tier 5

YWN hold her feet while pounding her sweet pussy and biting her ginger hair

When do /ourguys/ play again dotards?

That dog has very nice fur

thanks

how the hell is Slacks married?

NEED

when does adelaide?

Holy shit Slack's wife is average

sir action slacks is just a character
you do understand the concept of acting right user?

>Slacks telling the stream how much hot sex he gets
reeeeeeeee

why do you have to be a lewd little shit

Slacks wife looks like a girl from bangbus or osmething

This picture is wrong on every level.
Begone, plebeian.

No kidding. It looks like she takes after Mia Khalifa.