Dota 2 General - /d2g/

autistically hitting creeps is fun desu, medusa and AM are so comfy to play if your team can play around you at all

how did your placements go fellow dotards?

I was 4,5XX before and after these placements I ended up as Ancient 3 with 4,727 mmr.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Like said, farming is weirdly satisfying. It's fun to see how fast you can do it.

BALANCE BRIEFCASE

CLEAR THE BARBECUE

i this an aussie saying or something

THE VIRGIN AGIKEK VS THE CHAD STRENGTH CARRY

i don't think that's the correct dusa build

it's the same as saying 'pack it up'. I've never heard it before this but it seems Tobi deliberately goes 200% aussie during his hype moments

>t. aussie

stop shitposting you stupid fucking aussie

thanks

>picks dusa
heh... nothin personnel

Lmao et

guess the hero

if the hero is physically capable of attacking, it's viable

>Secret playing like complete shit
???
Are you literally fucking braindead, dumbass?
They are playing with a REALLY bad Chinese standin that does not speak a single word of English, can't play AM or Sniper and dies solo and builds shit items.
Secret just got 1st place on Dreamleague EU which had all top 3 teams in the world at the moment. Secret are nowhere near shit.
And EG losing Midas mode is your measure of shit?
Kys, retarded nigger faggot.

CM

why does he have so much money

viable
reported

>shitrekt kiddies are THIS mad

I got angry and abandoned a calibration match, will that game count in my calibration?

>gets split shot attack modifiers talent
>builds zero on hit effect items

I dont mind hitting creeps or anything, but roaming is really fun and i enjoy it the most, just that pressure on lanes you create even when youre out of the map is insane
And winning games while roaming isnt even that hard, in 70% of the cases, someone on the enemy team will tilt just from the peer pressure from you
>enemy has sf/storm in lane
>camp him and make him die 2, 3, 4 times
>hes angry as fuck and either leaves the game, starts feeding ittentionally or goes afk
>win game
Easy, same thing when there was np jungle on the enemy game when it was 'popular' or any other jungler, i would just ruin their life with sk/bh usually, it was fun..

LFY 2-0?

does mjolnir get triggered by split shots?

>take on a chinese player as a standin
>he plays like garbage whenever you verse a chinese team

yea it automatically puts you in herald

it cant go off more than once per attack because of the cooldown, but it's almost guaranteed to proc every hit since every projectile has the %

Alright where the fuck did Midone go?

Why are there pro dota games going on at 3:30 AM

>spike in the word Herald in Google search due to not knowing the meaning of the word

The absolute state of Dotards

Back to Malaysia. His dad died around the first day.

>implying there are enough dotards to make a blip in the google search results

fuck off lardass

Why does Valve allow in so many hats that blatantly clip?

this cute girl won TI and basically you are stupid

post boypucci.

>implying hao is the cutest person to win a ti

>morph in cm
>still no morph picks

Oh wow RIP, and didn't Fata's dad also die shortly after he joined Secret?

I weigh 130 lbs???

i forgot what anime is this

I hope ET doesn't get popular because of this, I enjoyed being the only person in my bracket who played him

>puppey has taken to murdering all of his teams father so that he becomes their father figure

Liquid fucking lost to Morph recently tho?

best carry player of all time with the cutest waifu ever!

Its a fcking copy paste brainlet
Now kys

Making jokes about this things
Kaya Yasha Sange

>shit4
>anywhere as cute as Hao, Matu or Febby
as if

This seems like the sort of thing Clement would do, though.
He lost all sense of restraint after his rival Kuro won TI.

>showing up to the same beauty contest as s4

>tfw voting down all the good sets and voting for all the bad ones
>tfw devilish

Were you not around during TI when people wanted Kaci's new baby to miscarriage like all her other ones?
This isn't even close to being the worst.

sorry, this is a contest about being cute not being a shitter who feeds in three quarters of his games

>when you hook rubick, he steals rot, and he denies himself
how tremendously cucked

He has still more success then Kuro , brainlet.

Rot is the most bullshit ability.
>blast pudge with at least six DOT spells
>LOST BOIGHT FOH ME

I'll give you 5 minutes to delete this and rethink your life

not recently.

>He has still more success then Kuro , brainlet.

The state of Poopeyfags, ladies and gentlemen. Inb4 muh dota one!1!

Kuro won a single tournament and accomplished more than Puppey has in over a decade.
This is a serious rivalry now.
also post the kuro PA wemb

lol what this fuck I missed esports is this one a literal joke?

It's d2-bu season 3.

Huh still playing under a shitty organistaion huh btfo kuro fanshits, only god knows what the cut was for his TI winnings lmao

catfished by internet gf lmao

does grant still cast games? i havent watched prodota since before dueling fates and i refuse to watch BTS

He is now a Tier 1 caster

>used to be bff
>shit went down and the two split ways
>puppey had initial some success but fucked it all up and destroyed his own reputation, dropped out early every ti
>kuro had a rough start but persevered, even managed to survive assassination attempt from bulba and went on to win ti7
pure pottery

really? thats great im happy for him. does he get invited to all these lans now?

>buff a hero every single patch
>it's unbelievably broken now and absolute cancer
why haven't they fired icefrog yet

>tfw grant will cast at ti8
>tfw grant will solo cast the ti8 grand finals

> some success

3 Ti finals 1 Major 2 Major finals (one in a recent time) btfo shitquid last month, has his own Team....

>Haven't played or watched dota for at least 2 years

So what's happened then?

>tfw wc3 engine limitation was the only thing that held back icefrog's madness

Puppey won a 1M tournament. Kuro won a 11M tournament. I don't know what kinda cuts Liquid would have to demand for Puppey to be better off...

talents and a million new items

Moonduck tournament called Midas Mode where players can complete challenges for Moonbucks that can be accumulated and spent in drafting. Although, he built that on Thursday when that was not one of the challenges for the day; presumably he was looking at the wrong challenges.
midas.moonduck.tv/

Not like Puppey won only TI1 brainlet

And yet he's still won less than kuro lol

What is this no ult medusa meme.

>A challenger appears!

Peruvians are killing the NA scene. It's a nightmare.

is Ancient 1 good or bad

Better than 95-99% of dota players. Russians and peruvians included tho.

>tune into esports
>shitrekt have unironically drafted bristleback in a non-meme tournament

>AC first medusa
shittywhy does it again

>never skilling or using your ULTIMATE ABILITY

So, how do I upgrade my medal? How do I earn stars? Is winning games enough or I need to get better?

ancient 1 is around 4.3k mmr i guess since i'm A3 at 4.7

A FULL

FIVE MAN WIPE

>posting literally the worst frostivus call to arms submission
I hope you didn't vote for that.