/hsg/ - Hearthstone Shitposting General

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Nigger edition

News
https://playhearthstone.com/en-us/expansions-adventures/kobolds-and-catacombs/cards

Deck lists
hearthstonetopdecks.com
hearthpwn.com
hsreplay.net (Buy premium for us)
http://thelightforge.com/TierList (Arena)
vicioussyndicate.com
tempostorm.com

Open Tournaments
https://strivewire.com/
http://play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone

Discord
https://discord.gg/W9jSqq9

old thread: /vg/thread/197841818#p197841818

All urls found in this thread:
https://playhearthstone.com/en-us/expansions-adventures/kobolds-and-catacombs/cards
http://thelightforge.com/TierList
https://strivewire.com/
http://play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone
https://discord.gg/W9jSqq9
http://www.strawpoll.me/14565153
http://www.strawpoll.me/14565153
http://www.strawpoll.me/14565153
http://store.steampowered.com/app/364470
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/hearthstone/topic/20759488307
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/hearthstone/topic/20759488307
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdxCBdwfrDCMLfxjZwLIbhlxQVZP0Neueptm44FP6EtOpvNjg/viewform?usp=sf_link
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScevz2G9P4noe5WBVg8cKnZT3beHZkk8QY06lkiOgZzocaXGw/viewform?usp=sf_link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yzi_vjB6Tk
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/hearthstone/topic/20759488307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDZWSagpYc
http://www.hearthpwn.com/forums/hearthstone-general/general-discussion/208352-kobolds-catacombs-release-times-posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Q3p5i3dhw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QI6xB0SBCU
http://www.strawpoll.me/14566262
https://twitter.com/playhearthstone/status/938640411412766720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
5mileys
5mileys

@GoogleCat
he plays priest

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@GoogleCat
Kill yourself

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I want to play mage but not quest/combo mage.

RumChicken
RumChicken

overwatch league is exclusive to MLG tv

glad the HS team didn't go full retard with HGG and HCT, overwatch is literally DOA

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sharpcharm
Then play secret mage?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sharpcharm
play secrets

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I preordered how much of a human scum am I? I think I'm regretting it now.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spazyfool
Secret mage is extremely boring, I don't recommend it. It's completely brainless, there's no thought involved whatsoever.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spazyfool
@Nude_Bikergirl
Okay

DeathDog
DeathDog

i'm having doubts about preordering in the last minute. any /b/ro in a similar situation?

Evilember
Evilember

@DeathDog
Just don't. You'll eventually be able to craft or unpack whatever you want anyways.

JunkTop
JunkTop

How many minutes until Kobolds and Catacombs comes out?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
I mean if you want to ladder with mage you have two options right now and he doesn't want to play quest.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
implying this is not what the game is going to look like 24 hours from now
I wish the future was as bright as you think it is, user.
This gif needs an update for Twilight Acolyte tho

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Rate my master class deck building

whereismyname
whereismyname

this card exists

King_Martha
King_Martha

@DeathDog
I did, I sold my mtg standard deck and got it with amazon coins.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@VisualMaster

Warrior

F. See me after class.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evilember
yeah and then i'll have everything I need in like three months when everything rotates

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i just want to play dungeon run for a few hours then mess around with kingsbane

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@VisualMaster
do you even meme son?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@kizzmybutt
New expansion comes out
Everything rotates in 3 months
user if you wanted shit from MSG and Old Gods you're way too late to the party, KnC is brand new.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@kizzmybutt
it's honestly amazing how people still don't understand how this works

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@VisualMaster
i'm not talking about those and i don't need them

Spamalot
Spamalot

Are we memeing now??

Lets hear it, then

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
don't worry, here's a deck that rightfully utilizes the card to its full potential :)

WebTool
WebTool

@LuckyDusty
Needs more draw like Coldlight

likme
likme

@Raving_Cute
Then what the fuck are you talking about? KnC won't rotate for 2 years.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Are we gonna make it?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Over 6k dust to craft the cards I want
How much dust do you guys have and what are you guys going to be making day 1?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@JunkTop
dust
Just get packs

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@likme
i'm saying that new expansion will come out in 3 months with new preorder stuff

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@JunkTop
15k dust, I should be good considering how many of the new cards look terrible

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Deadlyinx
Implying you can't have both
What are you even going for with that?

Firespawn
Firespawn

make good cards that people pick a class to play with in arena
adjust the offering rate so people can't pick them
this is so stupid

Methnerd
Methnerd

@JunkTop
Eh whatever I feel like making

Firespawn
Firespawn

Wow, call of the wild is pretty strong when it costs 5 mana

Lunatick
Lunatick

How much longer! I don't want to stay up to late, I have exams tomorrow

MPmaster
MPmaster

http://www.strawpoll.me/14565153
http://www.strawpoll.me/14565153
http://www.strawpoll.me/14565153

w8t4u
w8t4u

Thoughts?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
New Zealand and Ukraine are the best ones

Snarelure
Snarelure

@MPmaster
Pre-ordering is the best deal if you're willing to buy packs. That should be your deciding factor.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lunatick
falling for the college meme

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
how much longer for what?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I haven't played since the patch that made keleseth aggro decks and fuck you saolitair mage the only decks in the game.
Are those decks+mage still the only decks in the game

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Snarelure
Some people want to buy 15 packs or 5 packs instead of 50 packs.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@haveahappyday
there's also priest

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StrangeWizard
*POOr people
ftfy

MPmaster
MPmaster

@GoogleCat
log into casual to play three hunter cards to finish a quest.
warrior ropes me every turn

why?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Would you cuddle with her?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Lunatick
dude, study up for your exams
If you get a job with that degree of yours, you'll be able to purchase way more packs!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Snarelure
oh right, how could I forget.
is new pack expected to change this?
shit like >good 2 drops
ice block to wild
priest players sent to death camps

TechHater
TechHater

@StrangeWizard
How often? Because if you're going to buy 15 packs twice between the release and the next expansion you'll be losing out on 20 extra packs for the same price.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@haveahappyday

No, the meta magically changed and now we are living in the control shaman and zoo paladin meta

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Firespawn
Nigger that's Australia, don't confuse us with those bogans

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Boy_vs_Girl
I know poor people who pre-order this game.
Being able to spend 50 odd USD doesn't make you rich. It just means you have poor decision making skills.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Deadlyinx
Cuddling a knife-ear
Fuck no

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PurpleCharger
dont forget that the c'thun warriors are rampant

idontknow
idontknow

@Spazyfool

What about freeze burn mage? (you can run 1 alex 1 pyroblast but honestly as an aggro deck I found I wasn't ever really trying to deal all my damage at once, I deal a bunch of damage throughout the game and really want to ensure 1) that i can pyroblast on turn 10 if necessary, and 2) that i can pyroblast a 2nd time if needed)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Deadlyinx
i'd shove my face between her legs.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lunatick
its like 3pm est if its like any other update.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@MPmaster
Want to pre-order
Remember I will probably run into a million highlander priest running psychic scream
Decide not to

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@iluvmen
Oh I just assumed it was NZ because that's the one talented people come from.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
hey it could happen, niggercum.
Remember when people thought warlock and hunter would run the game forever

girlDog
girlDog

@Deadlyinx
How big is her dick

w8t4u
w8t4u

So will the next expansion be Pandas?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@w8t4u
Hopefully

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@w8t4u

Yes, and then cataclysm and then OG warcraft expansion

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberfire
They should get dogyd to do the art for one of the leggos.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@GoogleCat
but she's cute!

Techpill
Techpill

Overload shaman is a deck I want to try.

0 mana Snowfury giant into Ancestral Spirit and Sapphire Spellstone is sweet. Prob to difficult to pull off reliably.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Thanks Bros you were right playing Dinomancer in this brawl is the most fun i've had with Hearthstone in a long time.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@kizzmybutt
she

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Fundraiser or Kun for Arena?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Techpill
overload/crusher shaman is always fun, but priest shits on it, prince tempo destroys it, big and jade druid out muscle it and quest mage ruins it. stars have to align for it to win. you should run stonehill defenders and get more white eyes, things from below and earth elementals. id cut the jade package beyond the claws and lightning. feral spirits is pretty weak just for overload. id rather lightning bolts for removal and flexibility.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@JunkTop
2.5k dust plus 2 golden legos I can trade in, probably gonna craft Val'anyr if I don't open it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Dreamworx
I swear /hsg/ posts the weirdest pictures.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Damn, you guys weren't kidding when you said nobody plays wild, huh

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Open up hearthstone
Enter que
Matched against priest
Close Hearthstone

Thank god I didn't preorder

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@LuckyDusty
c'mon step it up

draw out of the ass, stall with galvadon, get val'anyr on dopplegansters and pyro equality your own board, 2 val'anyr explode, go face with a 28/6 leeroy + weapon, whole bus claps

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@haveahappyday
unfortunate that voraxx doesn't give doule buffs for lynessa

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Raving_Cute
Or double quest completion

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Raving_Cute
still good with potion of heroism thou

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BlogWobbles
One of the main reasons I am not pre-ordering. Priest looks to maintain the top spot in this meta and any meta with priest at the top is un-fucking-fun. If I pre-order, i will probably regret it down the line.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BlogWobbles
wtf
I played Wild in September all the way up to legend (EU), the only time I matched against the same guy multiple times was around 4-6 AM and the difference was only two ranks wide
At 5 AM that is

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lord_Tryzalot
why would you regret it?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberfire
meant for @TalkBomber

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Ignoramus
I already dread games where I queue into priest at the moment. Why should I punish myself to spend more money to queue into more priest?

Skullbone
Skullbone

So...
Mr brode, sir.
What is minionless hunter's card draw supposed to be?

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone
tracking

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Skullbone
[laughing intensifies]

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
lock an-

SniperGod
SniperGod

When is it launching? Midnight? I'm all sleepy and shit, might not make it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
@Sir_Gallonhead
I'm on NA server, and I'm pretty sure a lot more people play wild in EU than NA (probably due to higher population than preference though)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

this expansion launches 12 am pst?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lord_Tryzalot
Is 2200g 1600dust close enough or should I preorder with this much?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Skullbone
you are supposed to use tracking to find the bow quickly

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Booteefool
this, 3k gold, zero dust

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

daily quest bug just before expansion

hmm...

RumChicken
RumChicken

quit fighting games
end up dumping $800 into hearthstone
kill me now

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

when can I open my packs I'm dying over here

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Booteefool
@BinaryMan
You guys are not going to make it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Skullbone
You can fill your hand with bestial wrath and stampede with the new weapon.

askme
askme

@RumChicken
fighting gaems
paystone
Shit taste desu

SniperGod
SniperGod

@RumChicken
Oh hey Mike Ross

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Skullbone
I guess the idea is use rexxar to supply a big boy every turn until you draw Rhok to refresh your hand

iluvmen
iluvmen

not being truly ready

I almost feel bad for ya

FastChef
FastChef

@Skullbone
the weapon is a draw 7-10
rexxar makes a card every turn

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BlogWobbles
valeera.gif

farquit
farquit

@RumChicken
sorry to hear that gootecks

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@farquit

I played once against a Gootecks in high ranked wild

I wonder what the chances it was the real deal

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Wait is the expansion coming out at 3 pm eastern or 3 am eastern?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Do you think Aya makes Whiteyes "service" her?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
w-what do you mean?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@iluvmen
who /goodgoy/ here?

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperGod
Enjoy being able to only play 1 deck for a month or two.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Anyone else's friends get on their case about spending too much moeny on hearthstone?

My friends keep telling me how this game is a waste of money, but they'll do shit like wear $300 jackets and drink $5 coffees. What the fuck does a $300 jacket do that a $5 incredible hulk hoodie from walmart doesn't?

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
Such a good goy
me too

likme
likme

@takes2long
St*ndard

lol

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Flameblow
No

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
is that implication towards buying or not buying the preorder?

likme
likme

@SniperGod
@Stark_Naked
I believe it's normally Noon PST yes.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
Enjoy being fucked in Wild since Reno Priest and Reno Warlock got a lot more tools.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Deadlyinx
Is that Flintlocke's elf girlfriend

5mileys
5mileys

this game needs a draft mode.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape
not playing dragon warrior

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Boy_vs_Girl
how much did he charge you?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@likme
tfw have class at noon

K&C will be the only thing on my mind

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spamalot
Last longer?
I mean unless they are buying brands notorious for being garbage and the price is only pegged to the brand aka Supreme garbage. A $300 dollar jacket will have better material and workmanship compared to a 5 dollar one.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@ZeroReborn
Your class will be over before anyone besides streamers are able to log in anyway.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
Dragon priest with the new cards are better than Dragon Warrior in Wild.

@King_Martha
Not buying the pre-order

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

haven't played hs for 3 years
come back to fatigue warrior and dragon priest
how does this game still have players?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spazyfool
At some point the functional marginal return to your dollar spent on clothing becomes negligible. A 5 dollar jacket, sure it isn't the same as a more expensive one. But a 50 dollar jacket surely serves the same purpose as a 300 dollar one.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Gigastrength
It is obvious the playerpool is shrinking. In the past R20 to R15 used to be homebrew decks or subpar netdecks. Nowadays R20 to R15 folks are running 1 for 1 copies of netdecks that the streamers/pros use.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Gigastrength
fatigue warrior
not viable

dragon priest
outclassed hard by razakus bullshit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evil_kitten
True, but fortunately no one knows how to play them at those ranks.
Seriously, I played Jade Druid when this expansion hit and holy shit is it surprising how much people lack fundamental understanding of the deck they're playing.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@lostmypassword
Diminishing returns only happen when you go above 500 - 1000 for jackets. Especially winter jackets. There is a difference in material for sure, a 50 dollar jacket will never be 100% wool/silk/fur etc. They will mix in nylon or cotton. And that makes a difference in the feel and comfort of a jacket. Hell, a genuine leather jacket will always be superior to a knock off fake leather jacket.

w8t4u
w8t4u

i'm crashing this plane with no survivors

Flameblow
Flameblow

@lostmypassword
tfw have 8 articles of patagonia clothing
just cycle them throughout the week and do laundry on sunday
have been wearing the same clothes for years now with no wear and tear

It's worth it for the longevity, although it's hard to find things to go out with friends in because you don't want to look like the guy that just wears dirty clothes.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn
Fuck off, Steve.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm new to the game and I used to play MTG and Yugioh before that. How many card packs until you get a decent deck usually? Including average dust from repeats.

Methshot
Methshot

@Stupidasole
a full deck? fucking shitloads

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stupidasole
you're too late user

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
Stop being poor. No one told you to go out and buy branded clothing. Just do proper research and buy well-fitted, well made clothes from good material. Don't buy 5 dollar garbage from Walmart whose color will run the moment you put it into the washing machine.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@w8t4u
you better add an actual WINDS

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

is shadowverse fun at all

i've become completely disillusioned by blizzard

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
Not really, Eternal is kind of cute but feels kind of like dumber MTG a lot of the time

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fried_Sushi
No, the meta is somehow less diverse than HS.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Stupidasole
lol

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fried_Sushi
http://store.steampowered.com/app/364470

Methshot
Methshot

@Firespawn
Fair enough. I live in Southern California so a 30 dollar sweatshirt for when it's a little windy suits me just fine, and will for years to come.
At least I'm not throwing my money on Hearthstone packs either.

@Stupidasole
Uncountable. But pretty sure it's cheaper than MTG.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Anyone else notice the amount of shill threads on /r/hearthstone right now. Theres 5 or so threads showing golden legendary openings, all of which show the preorder in the background. How do they get away with it?

pic related

Emberfire
Emberfire

@w8t4u
fighting against priest
drowing 7 totems from the deck

Flameblow
Flameblow

Is this degenerate enough for tomorrow? Was using murloc tidehunters for awhile but I'm thinking spikeridged steed might be the better pick. Trying to be super aggressive, the top end is all weapons/buffs/burn. Avoiding shit like equality and consecrate entirely, just focusing on damage instead. Mostly just looking for if there is any where I can make it better before I jam it all day tomorrow and hit rank 5 easily.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StonedTime
I have never opened a golden legendary and I have been playing since the open beta

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

Techpill
Techpill

@TurtleCat
I got golden jaraxxus but I dont play warlock. I dont have the heart to dust him

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methshot
It may be cheaper than MTG, but you'll never see your money again. At least MTG lets you recoup ~80% of your money when you sell your cards.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
buy more packs goy

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

This guy slaps your GFs ass and summons Y'shaarj, what do you do?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TurtleCat
I've opened a golden Moorabi and a golden Hemet

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
MTG lets you recoup ~80%
What world are you living in.
More like fucking 20%

takes2long
takes2long

@TurtleCat
I've opened 8 so far P2W btw

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

a fucking CLASSIC pack for the Spelunker quest? Give me a standard epic I don't already have two of!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methshot
It's for sure cheaper than mtg which is why I switched. I have several full modern decks and was working on a full legacy deck before realizing cardboard isn't worth over $1000, at least with Hearthstone there's free packs for quests, single player adventures, and arena with the opportunity to make cards from dust. Trading is a meme in actual tcg's anyway, you just literally throw away anything less than a dollar and anything worth trading is sold instead.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Garbage Can Lid
no

idontknow
idontknow

@TurtleCat
bad luck friend try buying more packs. It increases the odds. The first time i bought grand tournament packs I opened Golden Chillmaw.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TalkBomber
single player adventures
Wrong game, buddy.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
8
just sell your cards back and effectively get a refund
can't do that in jewstone no matter how hard you try

TechHater
TechHater

release schedule
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/hearthstone/topic/20759488307

girlDog
girlDog

@AwesomeTucker
Watch how they'd fuck.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TechHater
Release it at 12AM not PM you fucking dick cuck losers.

TechHater
TechHater

@AwesomeTucker
and summons Y'shaarj

I'd probably be too busy going insane from the mixture of rage and fear that his presence would induce, just like everyone else within a few miles.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TechHater
3pm

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nojokur
Is Frozen Throne and Karazhan not singleplayer with rewards? Am I missing something?
@CouchChiller
No, a shop would buy my cards at 50% MAX but that's mainly for the deck keystones. Most of my cards would be at a 15-30% if that. This is unless I sell to another player but most are too scared to get into bigger gametypes outside of standard because it's a giant money sink, worse than any fucking casino i've ever been to.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
releasing at midnight would force T5 to have to stay up late to make sure it doesn't fuck up. Besides Zeriyah needs her beauty sleep. She's getting married you know.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TechHater
his

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Besides Zeriyah needs her beauty sleep
She doesn't even do anything anyway.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberburn
giving a fuck about the pronouns of a fictional character

I'm male, so I use male pronouns for him because I can't be fucked to constantly specify that he's genderless.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

what if hearthstone sold legendaries for $5 apiece

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Spamalot
he

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fuzzy_Logic
every expansion would have 15 OP Legendaries

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Playboyize
Blizzard stopped making adventures in 2016. Since Un'goro it's three full price expansions per year.

FastChef
FastChef

@cum2soon
Yes, I'm glad that you picked up on the fact that I have continued to refer to him as a male to annoy you.

Methshot
Methshot

@FastChef
him

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BinaryMan
But isn't the dungeon crawl free?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@VisualMaster
try hex, its like a smarter MTG

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TechHater
Start a free Dungeon Run as soon as Kobolds & Catacombs arrives – all your adventuring gear has been provided, you don’t need any cards, just bust down the door and see how far you get with each class!
Is he implying that Dungeon Runs are not normally free? Because that would be some hot bullshit if they cost money/gold.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BinaryMan
why did they do this? people are gonna get burnt out on buying boosters.

TreeEater
TreeEater

r8

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Dreamworx
what is going on in this picture?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
because blizzard is retarted as fuck they can't balance the game around a paid exclusive expansion

Methshot
Methshot

@ZeroReborn
my fetish

askme
askme

@TreeEater
retarded/10

the fact that you dared to post this stupid shit infuriates me

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Y'Shaarj (pronounced YAH-Sha-Raj)
I am a transdimensional demigod multiple system with seven headmates. I am transracial and self-identify as Klaaxi. My pronouns are vi keys, vim or vigor.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evil_kitten
You think that's all? They increased the price of packs earlier this year, too.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
It's free because they can't charge for a mode that doesn't give rewards.

takes2long
takes2long

alright /hsg/
give me your spiciest wins

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Flameblow
a-anyone...? senpai?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@takes2long
wild
Try again

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@takes2long
wild

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Boy_vs_Girl
Marketing buzz, like putting "Asbestos Free!" on your box of Wheaties. Did it ever have asbestos in it? No, but asbestos is bad and you don't want that shit in your cereal so you're almost thankful to consume the Wheaties.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@takes2long
maximum cropping

Hello shieldbearer

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PackManBrainlure
I hope that knife ear is getting compensated

iluvmen
iluvmen

@idontknow
this deck is pretty good

SniperGod
SniperGod

@DeathDog
@PackManBrainlure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>standard

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@takes2long
trading with leeroy led to me winning the game against tempo cancer that got to play 2 bonemares

Winning the long game with an aggro deck is hell, gg though it was really close

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw
Firelands portal - Tundra Rhino
Atiesh - Core Hound

viagrandad
viagrandad

@askme
i try

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Harmless_Venom

plays t1 netdeck
calls t1 netdeck cancer
long game
turn 10

I'm happy you're happy, user.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Gigastrength

They nerfed warleader user, don't you remember? :^)

Emberfire
Emberfire

So I started playing Hearthstone after like a year long hiatus and after finally doing the Deathknight quest I got the worst one, Rogue.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

ok /hsg/, lets put things into perspective.
you can choose either Rin, or this as your sole win condition.
which one do you choose?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Emberfire
open 10 packs of frozen throne for your other legendary to see if you get super cucked

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberfire

What? She sees tons of play, at least it isn't uther DK.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CouchChiller

I'm not reading your gay little fanfic.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberfire
Hardly the worst, but nto supported in current meta. It will likely be seen a lot more after tomorrow.

cum2soon
cum2soon

why do the NA players for the invitational tomorrow stand out so much?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire
i got uther...............

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
Miracle Rouge will be good in the new expansion. DK rouge has a place in that deck.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@cum2soon
is j4ckie chan NA?

Skullbone
Skullbone

What are /hsg/'s thoughts on this card? Thinking that my 1000 dust should go towards these and the 3/2's that draw 2 minions.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

fuck freeze

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberfire
I unpacked a golden valeera. I think Uther is probably worse, but right now Valeera doesn't fit into any good decks. I'm still saving it if it does eventually see use one day.

takes2long
takes2long

@cum2soon
i can smell the autism

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CouchChiller
rin isnt designed as a win condition. it is a fatigue tool. instead of hero power pass, you hero power seal. opponent will have to use more resources as time goes on than you or take too much damage. you could argue they are on a clock and forced to start playing cards faster. its not designed as exodia and doesnt even win if it goes off as you can do jade idol/astral tiger or rogue weapon or dead mans hand after deck is destroyed.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@takes2long
take a shower then, dumb trapposter

5mileys
5mileys

@Skullbone
it has a body unlike beneaths.
and rogue always lacked a 4 drop.
it will be fucking everywhere

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TreeEater

There's so many great "wall" arts from mtg and you pick the retraction helix?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Supergrass
UK is a vassal state of the US so yes

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
Its not even that bad and its fun

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
Are you playing Miracoli?? Or just Tempo?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Skullbone
@5mileys

Why? What are you going to do with it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberfire
Shaman is actually the worst.

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
Who's the hot topic asian?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Skullbone
going to be in every rogue deck - aggro, tempo, miracle, etc. one of best cards in set.

Firespawn
Firespawn

7th day of the month
Still stuck at R11
Save me.

WebTool
WebTool

@Raving_Cute
it is a fatigue tool
and fatigue is a win condition

Supergrass
Supergrass

@cum2soon
j4ckie with the classic sweater around the waist
What a guy

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Playboyize
I just work with what google images gives me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i think I'm gonna preorder after all goddamit i hate myself so much for giving blizzard money

viagrandad
viagrandad

Did anyone make this funny joke yet

Illusionz
Illusionz

@cum2soon
They don't. They look like any random sample of normal college kids. If you put them on in campus setting I'd have trouble picking them out of the crowds.

Also, is that Sydney? Why is the NA invitational in Sydney?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Illusionz

laugh my ass off after I coin a 16/16 on turn 3.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@viagrandad
just about every idiot in twitch chat but i like that you put the effort into making an image

King_Martha
King_Martha

how tf i get nemsy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Playboyize
the PTSD kicks in
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@LuckyDusty

Miracle. Not sure if this is the final version but, something like this. Not sure if saps should make the list or not, or if sherazin should make the cut. Most of it is pretty obvious though, I think shadowstep will be fucking insane in this deck.

I'm certainly open to suggestions, works well for me because you don't even need keleseth or patches (both of which I don't own and don't want to craft), since you're stripping down the minions so you only have good pulls from minstrel.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BlogWobbles
Always pack a silence minion (this is good advice regardless) and against Mage reserve it. Then when they freeze your biggest minion, you silence it to break the freeze and take them out while they emote 'wow'

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberburn
Who is this and why do you keep posting him

takes2long
takes2long

i just bought 80 boosters and i still can't make a decent t1 deck. just how much am i expected to spend on this peice of shit game?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@King_Martha
You play superior green boi instead

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@whereismyname
this card exists in the same game as Keleseth and Patches
Its pretty amazing when you think about just how horrible this card is

Spamalot
Spamalot

shield-bearer test.
how much should this card cost?

farquit
farquit

@takes2long
More than you'd think but less than you'd hope

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
Time travel.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Burnblaze
Silence is decent tech right now, but I don't think it's good advice to advocate always running it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@takes2long
what did you buy/get?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
thanks i tried hard to make it better than just shitposting homunculus

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@takes2long
only 80
THEY GOTTA EAT

massdebater
massdebater

@Snarelure
frozen throne and ungoro

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spamalot
12

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spamalot
expecting people to understand the cost of a completely alien mechanic
k

Soft_member
Soft_member

@massdebater
any nice cards?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SomethingNew
tf you mean b

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
It shouldn't exist. It'll either be broken or useless.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Soft_member
i got shaman and druid death knight from frozen throne. elise, mage quest, and clutchmaster zavas from ungoro.

TechHater
TechHater

@Spamalot
0. The affect on your card economy is price enough.

@Deadlyinx
The Spellbreaker is almost always a good pick unless you're running something that needs absolutely every card working towards its win condition (exodia mage, machinegun priest etc...) You can neutralise their buffed minions, you can break their last-ditch taunt and face them, you can undo anti-tempo plays against your best minions like freeze. For one card the utility is excellent.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@WebTool
so gnomferatu and dirty rat are win conditions too. good to know you are retarded. i very clearly showed 4 class examples where they can avoid losing to fatigue by holding off until the deck is destroyed. stop being a fucking shieldbearer and read what was written, then stop and think for a moment, process it and actually understand what was said you low iq basketball american.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spamalot
1

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@AwesomeTucker
Evolve shaman is pretty cheap IIRC and goes well with the DK, also jade druid is an option, you don't need fandral in that deck.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Fried_Sushi
Nemsy was available to Fireside players during a small window around Halloween.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Poker_Star
8 fucking secrets
win condition is a hand of random secrets
no Call of the Wild

What exactly do you hope for with this deck? 10 arcane shots for a chance to actually kill your opponent?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
0. The affect on your card economy is price enough.

TechHater
TechHater

@Illusionz
tfw 514 on the mcat
i don't regret a thing.

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
the hearthstone wiki says: "October 17, 2017 onward"

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
0 was the correct answer. It's only good early game. Late-game it's a dead card. 1 is also an acceptable answer.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Illusionz
Why is the NA invitational in Sydney?
Because majority of oceania countries + SEA countries play on America servers. The Asian servers are almost exclusively for China + Korean players only.

SniperGod
SniperGod

How many hours until new expansion?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@idontknow
Then go to a Fireside Gathering.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Soft_member
t.shieldbearer

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member

you do realise it doesn't consume the unspent mana, right?

askme
askme

@BlogWobbles
where tf i find a fireside gathering

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
a couple

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperGod
about 3

Skullbone
Skullbone

All right I hit rank 15 with evolve shaman to send it off, cleared my quests, have over 17k dust and 5130 gold. I'm ready for the expansion!

FastChef
FastChef

Its only been out for an hour and the dragon priest meta has already fucking settled Jesus christ.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i could have bought a switch + mario odyssey with the same amount of money i spent on hearthstone cards over the past week.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
But you didn't pre-order

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Emberfire
I only preordered blackrock mountain and tgt.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
would ambushes trigger sherazan?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Wait, so dungeon runs aren't free after all? They literally won't allow fun will they?

@Sharpcharm
You probably should have, it's a fun game. though not if thats the only game you'll want, never buy a console for a single game.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@cum2soon
To officially get ready for the Kobolds and Catacombs™ expansion you need to pre-order! We even give you a free cardback for doing so.

takes2long
takes2long

@Sharpcharm

We don't know for sure yet afaik. Just know that it doesn't trigger auctioneer/wild pyro

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
they aren't free?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sharpcharm
@takes2long
of course it doesn't

Supergrass
Supergrass

@King_Martha
Wait, so dungeon runs aren't free after all? They literally won't allow fun will they?

I'm pretty certain they are free why do you think they aren't?

Inmate
Inmate

Is it worth the craft? I'm stingy with crafting legendaries

Tempo rogue seems really good in kobolds and paladin and warlock use it as well

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat

A shitty one. The only time I ever actually spent money on this game was to preorder BRM (an adventure with guaranteed good cards) because the cardback is so good.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Inmate
Probably not

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Inmate
I want to know this as well

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Supergrass
@Booteefool
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/hearthstone/topic/20759488307

on the official release schedule he wrote this
"Start a free Dungeon Run as soon as Kobolds & Catacombs arrivesimplying that they normally aren't free.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Soft_member
you've earned it champ

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Inmate
Paladins don't use it. Pally run too many 2 drops as murloc. And aggro pally is strictly worse than warlock and zoo unless you are playing that memetastic buff pally variant.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@FastChef
it was settled much earlier

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw your opponent literaly has no chance to beat you

@Inmate
It was worth a month ago. Wait for a couple of days.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

The /hsg/ Prediction Poll for Kobolds & Catacombs is still up. Get to voting, but only for as many cards as you want. The last two questions are required, however.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdxCBdwfrDCMLfxjZwLIbhlxQVZP0Neueptm44FP6EtOpvNjg/viewform?usp=sf_link

Also I finally slapped together the Great Big /hsg/ Poll: Part 4. So go vote in that too. That one has pretty much all required questions, so you're gonna need to strap in.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScevz2G9P4noe5WBVg8cKnZT3beHZkk8QY06lkiOgZzocaXGw/viewform?usp=sf_link

You guys have ONE HOUR left (11:30pm EST) to get your answers in.

Also laugh at my fucking meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yzi_vjB6Tk

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

>>197888882

If it isn't permanently free, all the more reason to move on to MTG Arena as soon as my ticket comes in for the closed beta entry.

Also daily reminder to sign up for the MTG Arena closed beta while you still can.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
BE A GOOD GOYIM.
PREORDER NOW!

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass
@Booteefool
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/hearthstone/topic/20759488307

on the official release schedule he wrote this
"Start a free Dungeon Run as soon as Kobolds & Catacombs arrives"
implying that they normally aren't free.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

seeing how much blizzard loves their stories, here is the RNG version of hand disruption.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Inmate
@Dreamworx
We passed "safe crafting time" about two or three weeks ago. Live with what you have for another week and a half to two weeks. Trust me, it'll be for the better. If I see one upset Wojak complaining about a shittly-timed craft, I'll know who's behind it.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@DeathDog
1 friend

Skullbone
Skullbone

Fun fact for you shieldbearer: the new expansion generally drops an hour or so before the official release time.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Skullbone
fun

WebTool
WebTool

It makes me sad that this isn't a neutral.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
haha

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate

Go be retarded somewhere else.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

honestly to beat razakus priest, all you have to do is wait to play your bonemares after they play andiun, they have to play it eventually, and its very likely they've already used dragonfire

WebTool
WebTool

@WebTool
Class Identity? Wat dat?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@MPmaster

I miss adventures, this set is mostly hot garbage. Back when we had adventures, which were also way cheaper, you got guaranteed good meta-tier shit, and several legendaries. Feels bad.

Evilember
Evilember

@Inmate
They are just trying to make it seem more special. They are conditioning you into believing that features normally has a cost. Don't fall for it.

girlDog
girlDog

@Carnalpleasure
Dumb animeposter.

likme
likme

@WebTool
Honestly though, that is a rogue card.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Carnalpleasure
dumb anime poster

Booteefool
Booteefool

@likme
That would make more sense than Priest. I just want it for my Paladin Exodia meme deck because it's a significantly more reliable version of Burgly Bully.

@WebTool
Of course! Gargoyles, gold and coins: three staples of the Priest class. My mistake.

WebTool
WebTool

@Booteefool
Ummmm their are gargoyles and shit on old buildings like churches

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Are there any signs of good new decks or is it just more priest bullshit again? Will elemental mage finally be good?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Nice weapon you got there.

idontknow
idontknow

@Gigastrength

Yes.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Question: Would you buy a 'subscription' to this game? Like $11.99 a month which nets you something like 3x Arena Tickets at the start of the month, a free pack every week, and you get the equivalent of the pre-order whenever a new set is released?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
Late-game it's a dead card.
It's like getting a Thaurissan effect.
If it cost 2 you could play it on 4 and play the coins and a 1 cost card for a 10/10 edwin.

3-4 mana is probably right.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
Hi ben

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Supergrass
No, I don't really give a shit about arena and 3 packs for $12 is fucking gay. Basically all you're doing is doing a really stupid roundabout way of preordering 4 months in advance.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I haven't seen any of the cards new cards at all. How bad is this expansion looking are we getting bullshit of gadgetzan 2.0 or will more than 3 classes be viable now?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Burnblaze
It's 4 packs for $12 just fyi

JunkTop
JunkTop

When xpac available

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fried_Sushi
Its Koft again.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PackManBrainlure
nice

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@iluvmen
3-4
On the same class that has preparation.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@JunkTop
Now, just preorder friend. :)

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
oh I wasn't even thinking about prep, you probably just can't put it in the game then

Bidwell
Bidwell

It feels like after the expansion it's going to become even more Rock Paper Scissors than it was before.
Am I wrong about this? This set just feels like a bunch of counters to other things.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@iluvmen
@BlogWobbles
In this fictional universe where that card exists, Edwin has already been moved to the Hall Of Fame.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@GoogleCat
what game is that

farquit
farquit

@kizzmybutt
koft gave classes half the shit they needed to be good. But priest and druid were the only ones that had the other half they needed.

Is the new expansion giving other classes their other half?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Bidwell
It feels like after the expansion it's going to become even more Rock Paper Scissors than it was before.
A healthy meta should be like playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
Someone screencap this for future reference

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@farquit
No same half. Priest, zoolock, and tempo rogue will be better

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Supergrass
I'd pay a single amount of money to unlock the set.

5mileys
5mileys

@Inmate

If you enjoy making your own decks and aren't 100% committed to following the meta, Keleseth fits in a pretty wide variety of decks. I used it in a Hunter quest deck yesterday for fun.

If you're only going to play Tempo Rogue and Zoo Lock maybe pass on it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nojokur
why do you want to play a game where all the match ups are decided before you play a card? so boring

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
got golden Troggdor,Black knight, Auctionmaster Brodo, and Plague man from Frozen Throne.

I've only kept Auctionmaster and black knight.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Nojokur
Wrong.
A meta of hard counters is right below having one or two overbearing classes.
Queue into rock: win
Queue into scissors: lose

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
Looks like the runescape card game

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TurtleCat

golden putricide that I turned into prince 2, golden rexxar dk that I desperately want to be my go to. All the zombeasts are golden.

whereismyname
whereismyname

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
what's a Gadgetan Auctioneer
what does a Malygos deck do
what's an Edwin
what's a Questing Adventurer
what's a fucking Red Mana Wyrm

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
@Stupidasole
Chronicle: RuneScape Legends
I used to play it before they changed so many cards that pretty much all of my decks were unplayable.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Playboyize
Seems like we playing different games. My one, is heavily dependant on the order of cards in the deck, and even if match up isn't favored, you can still win it.

idontknow
idontknow

@whereismyname
who are you quoting?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
He's quoting the shieldbearer that thinks his bad OC should cost 0 mana

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

when is the patch hitting EU ?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@whereismyname
english pls

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@kizzmybutt
shieldbearer

That faggot is a fucking angry chicken

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Finally get around to Brawl
Reward is a basic pack
Seriously?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Booteefool
hearthstone
having any concept of class identity

daily reminder a blizzard dev posted on reddit saying "good card draw isnt really part of druid's class identity"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
@Gigastrength
Rock, Paper, Scissors is the soul of the CCG. It has been this way since the first sets of Magic were released in the 90s. It's not as simple as 'queue into rock win queue into scissors lose' because rock can still beat you if it draws perfectly and scissors can still lose if it draws badly. In card game terms, a Rock, Paper, Scissors meta is like Rock 75% win rate, Scissors 25% win rate if you're playing Paper. If you don't like it, you should really get out now.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@JunkTop

I'm not your friend and you have 10 seconds to wipe that fucking smile off your face

whereismyname
whereismyname

Ben give me my daily quests back.

Skullbone
Skullbone

is there another decent digital cardgame out right now ? Didn't like duel links, shadowverse, hand of the gods, gwent and elder scrolls legend.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
With the six packs we'll get when CnK drops that gives us a total of nine packs. One less than the minimum for a guaranteed Legendary. BROOOODES!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
No

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Skullbone
No. You've just listed the best five after HS. Gwent and ESL are especially good, but if you didn't like them you're boned.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
Pokémon Trading Card Game Online

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Firespawn
weeb shit

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Firespawn
I used to play it but I got bored of solitaire matches being decided by who bricks the hardest

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Skullbone
Hex if you dont mind a game being more complicated like MTG

Techpill
Techpill

@Firespawn
Flip a coin. If heads, do 6x more damage

Holy shit, I thought rng in Hearthstone was bad, but this is game-deciding

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Firespawn
If you liked being roped in HS this is the game for you

Soft_member
Soft_member

The death knights felt way more balanced than the legendary weapons. All of the DKs were powerful, even if some of them didn't fit into their class too well (Rexxar.) The legendary weapons are a let down after that

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Techpill
coin flips get much worse than that in pokemon

Spamalot
Spamalot

Is mage saved?

Evilember
Evilember

@Soft_member
I really get the feeling that their are only going to be like 3-5 mandatory legendaries this expansion.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Soft_member
legendary weapons will get much better once otk priest is out of standard, the main problem is that deck just wins by default vs any slow control deck, so those kind of cards cannot really work untill it's dead.
Of course the new coming of otk mage will keep other control decks anyway

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
That's the positive part of it I guess, but overall this expansion just feels lame compared to Frozen Throne.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Ive got 6800 gold. Would it be dumb to buy packs right at release, or given Blizzard's legendary bug history should I wait a couple hours?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
Senpai, please...

@StrangeWizard
Yeah the main reason I like it is my win-rate is significantly higher than in Hearthstone. I assume most of my opponents are children, but I try to keep that in the back of my mind.

@Techpill
Yeah PTCGO has a lot of coin-flip RNG. There are attacks which are literally: flip a coin until you get tails, do X damage for each heads. I think I got 11 heads in a row one time.

@TreeEater
If you like paying for packs PTCGO is better in the sense that you buy physical copies which give you codes for the online game. The 'downside' is that the contents are different unless you buy a theme deck or something like that where you know what you're getting. But it's twice as good if you like opening packs and you can sell the physical stuff you get if you want.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

mage is the only class that can reliably prevent an OTK.
It is also the class with the Hallmark OTK combo.
My neurons can't think this hard

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
not autistically practicing a select fighting game every moment of your free time

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Burnblaze
It's annoying to build a "meta" or even competitive deck in PTCGO because you can't craft so you need to navigate around the goofy trading system.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

He conceded after this

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
Just get an absurd about of armor and they won't be able to do enough time in a turn to kill you. It's bullet proof.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Illusionz
Its mostly just support for existing archtypes is why it feels pretty lame. Im much more excited for adding a few cards in my many meme decks then the actual meta or any completely new deck. Im mostly happy that its not msog tier powercreep

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
with the new expansion mages can do that too

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fuzzy_Logic
buying packs in this game is the worst because you need to input every pack code individually, when you buy bulks of 50 its the dullest shit

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Illusionz
arcane artificier
deck of wonders
draw with ai
2 scrolls of wonder
both cast deck of wonders
draw scroll of wonder
Repeat until heat death of the brodeverse

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@haveahappyday
hunter

Bidwell
Bidwell

Amazing

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Neutral board clears.
Y/N?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked
Leave ChiChi alone fag

farquit
farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yeah I do well in Versus Ladder but get wrecked in Tournaments, unless it's a Theme Tournament and then it's mostly luck with draw and match-ups.

takes2long
takes2long

I caved and preordered last minute

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
@PurpleCharger
Shit happens.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CodeBuns
primordial drake
wild pyromancer
Neutral board clears except bad

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
Good goy

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@farquit
theme tournaments is interesting because you can play to your outs to recover from a hard bricking, but a lot of the time it feels absolutely miserable

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StonedTime
I wouldn't be surprised if these are legit and blizz has rigged the system to reward people who preordered

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
Why would preorder last minute?
Why didn't you preorder since day one?

TechHater
TechHater

@Skullbone
do yourself a favour and buy KotFT packs

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

If you don't preorder RIGHT NOW that's like 10 FREE PACKS right down the drain, Hearthcuck!

Illusionz
Illusionz

Druid players are the fcking worst srsly kys

Techpill
Techpill

@King_Martha
1 and 2 damage doing shit against fatties.

WebTool
WebTool

@Skullbone

If it bugs out you will be compensated, buy packs ASAP after a new expansion launches

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@takes2long
shamefur dispray.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@CodeBuns
9 packs, and some daylies.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Techpill
there shouldnt be a neutral boardclear that kills fatties

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Skullbone
my jewish instincts told me not to, but i knew i'd miss out on some day 1 fun if i didn't.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TalkBomber
What is Deathwing
It's fine if it has a drawback

WebTool
WebTool

so what's gonna be the new meta this expansion?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@WebTool
Exodia mage

Skullbone
Skullbone

does anyone know why the frozen throne adventure isnt in my friends adventure list?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@WebTool
dragon priest / raza priest / jade druid / big druid / some rogue deck that has yet to materialize fully but that will be tier 1

Methshot
Methshot

@Skullbone
he didn't preorder

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Dreamworx
This sadly. Oh and zoo.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
Millhouse Paladin.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@viagrandad

wrong

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Dreamworx
I doubt dragon priest will take off because of that 3 mana hard counter

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Soft_member
Sees play in the top shaman deck right now >probably will be an autoinclude in every shaman deck until it's rotated out
Shaman DK is one of the better ones

MPmaster
MPmaster

@WebTool
Aside meme decks, it will be pretty much the same.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Need_TLC

BBBBRRRRAAAPPPPPP

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tfw your memes aren't even safe at rank 22

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nojokur
dragon priest is already relevant and it got 2 overpowered cards

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Deadlyinx
Do we have 3 mana delete a dragon that isn't ysera yet? No

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Deadlyinx
missing the point
Nigga you dumb as shit
Not that a 3 mana 4/3: kill a minion would be strong enough to stop new dragon priest

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spamalot
Holy fuck i hate mage, can't play around shit that's discounted 2 from glyph and now i have to worry about this shit reducing it again.
Every fucking time a mage does a random effect i assume the worst and it stresses me out.

Snarelure
Snarelure

cube rogue is going to be nuts. theorycrafting on justsaiyan channel. deck is crazy. cube is like raptor on steroids. 1/1 copies everywhere as they trigger from sonya whenever you cube something. cube a cube for cubes while you cube. shadowcasters and sonya and shadowsteps going to be nuts.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
Nope, I pre-ordered and got 40 dust

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@GoogleCat

n-word in the op

Why is this allowed?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Soft_member

This. And a fucking reasonable amount too, considering it's all digital and there's no overhead. As it stands I'll literally always remain f2p no matter what it takes, as long as blizzard are such ultrajews. If they make the dungeon cost money/gold, especially with no rewards, I swear to fucking god im gonna lose my shit

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
ysera
good

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
trying to have fun in hearthstone
Hope it works out for you user

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Soft_member

$499.99 USD

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@viagrandad
Being this retarded

It was an example talking about how it will destroy any dragon that isn't one with 12 health

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evil_kitten
ysera in current dragon priest
lol
@SomethingNew
nobody is gonna run two of that card, that's like saying golaka would kill pirates

Techpill
Techpill

zoolock makes a monumental misplay
trading imp before doomguard
misses two draws
doesn't even matter

ree

Firespawn
Firespawn

@viagrandad
judging a card by its strength in a single meta
Absolutely rank 25

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Last chance goyim

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sharpcharm
i'm too poor to afford that shit.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@viagrandad
When your opponent Frostbolts themself in the face and then you remember your rank.

w8t4u
w8t4u

gib me my dailies

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Make sure you preorder multiple times, goy. How else are you going to get the dust to craft the cards you need?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@w8t4u
i didnt get one today either. pretty jewish.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@CodeBuns
you cant preorder multiple times you retard

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Stark_Naked
@w8t4u
There was a glitch goyim....luckily you can preorder to save money on the new set even if you can't do your daily

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@w8t4u
@Stark_Naked

bugged quests right as an expansion launches

likme
likme

Stop goyim shaming

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TurtleCat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDZWSagpYc

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Does the expansion drop at midnight pst or is it delayed because of mobile faggots?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What are the chances that Blizz give us the quest we missed out on today?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I see people saying they are afraid of Duskbreaker, but who the fuck runs Dragon Priest any more? Razakus doesn't really have much room for single dragons. I would much rather go against Dragons than Reno/Razakus any day.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sir_Gallonhead
blizzard fixing shit
silly

takes2long
takes2long

@Ignoramus
Midnight today for NA and midnight tomorrow for EU

So EU gets it a day later

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
Reno
Few people here care what happens in the shitbin

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@takes2long
It's December 7 3PM EST for NA you dumb fuck. Midnight tomorrow for EU. For Europe it's December 8 5AM CET.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@cum2soon
wild

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
My statement still stands, Razakus Highlander decks are common in Standard.

Methnerd
Methnerd

How many hours until K&C releases?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Raving_Cute
source

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Dangit this meta sucks struggling to make it to r10 wtf, I refuse to play priest or druid

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methnerd
12 hours for NA

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
like 12

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@WebTool
It looks like blizz is trying to push big/late game shit. Lets see if its enough to overthrow tempo and priest.

TreeEater
TreeEater

reminder that if a card is destroyed by any priest spell it's a bad card and should not be played

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methnerd

http://www.hearthpwn.com/forums/hearthstone-general/general-discussion/208352-kobolds-catacombs-release-times-posted

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TechHater
Y'shaarj
rage and... fear

it's like you play the game on mute

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

not a single pirate card
is pirate warrior truly dead now?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Made Rank 10 before the expansion drops
Who else /comfy/ here?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Emberburn
That's a boy user

Techpill
Techpill

@TreeEater
@Methnerd
@Garbage Can Lid
Fuck I was hoping I could open some packs before I had to sleep.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SniperGod
did the same. big priest 6 game win streak into 10 so i can meme in peace.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

who here /aggrodruidday1/

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

For those with experience on launch days, is it worth waking up early for, or are the servers just shit and everything lags?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Q3p5i3dhw

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Garbage Can Lid
how the fuck can they be this late
i should sue them
it said "released on 7 december" and its released on the 8th
fucking jews

likme
likme

@Fried_Sushi
Blizz has been good with launches after the D3 fiasco. Worst you might have to wait 15 minutes to get in or the store might be iffy.

Techpill
Techpill

Midrange shaman vs DMH warrior
Super unfavored matchup
Discover dirty rat and drag out his Nzoth
Lich King gives me death grip which steals his Marin
Win comfortably
Lmao. The only thing missing is him adding me and complaining.

Emberburn
Emberburn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QI6xB0SBCU

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
why is hitting a rank floor so fucking comfy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@haveahappyday
being EU
you only have yourself to blame

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
23 hours for EU
Well that sucks

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TurtleCat
That it was it feels like to be free of tilt.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StrangeWizard
id move to na in a hearthbeat but your laws and internet monopoly make me prefer staying here

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperGod
I'm stuck at wild rank 10 and can't escape. Been hoping to climb to rank 5 before expansion hit but its difficult when there are so many paladins and priests at this rank.
Should've tried to hit 5 in standard instead.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fried_Sushi
theres no lag. its a fucking p2p shitty flash card game. you do run risk of shit like blizzard (((accidentally))) having all of NA open disproportionately high number of multiclass cards in meanstreets. they gave some packs as reward for opening billion duplicates, especially all your legendaries (i got 3 of the same fucking useless hancho). so there are little (((glitches))) like that that can pop up if you show up day one.

but theres no lag, no issues with game play. pack opening can be slow sometimes right at release as everyoen rapes server. thats about it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TurtleCat

Relief that you aren't one tilt away from falling three ranks

Evilember
Evilember

@Gigastrength

Not him, but I do. I play most things on mute so I can listen to music or youtube. It honestly seems weird to me that you'd want to listen to Hearthstone sound design of all things.

Playboyize
Playboyize

are any of the new cards playable in pirate warrior?
maybe the demon for doomsayer?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
i turn the music off and listen to my own but leave the other sounds on. i think the voice lines are really well done and fun.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
Stores can get bogged down to where it bugs out and you're stuck on the purchase screen(happens to reynad every expansion and it's hilarious).

StonedTime
StonedTime

@StonedTime
card pack mistakes
Who here cashing in for maximum restitution value?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Playboyize
pirate warrior

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Illusionz
wild pirate is still decent niggerfag

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
Do people reckon it was worth getting extra packs even though you got lots of dupes, or were you better off waiting until after they fixed it?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Snarelure
wild

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
post boypucci cuckboy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Illusionz
@New_Cliche
what is this?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
I was definitely fucked hard. The packs I got back didnt give enough dust for the 3 legendaries I disenchanted (2 hancho and an Aya). I dont recall the epics and if I got duplicates of them, but the dust from those 3 legendaries was never recouped. I didnt even get another legendary.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Snarelure
wild

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TurtleCat
So you can experience with new decks without the fear of tilting and losing ranks? Ideally you hit 5 before the expansion drops but that requires serious grind.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what does it mean?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Gigastrength
Arena will be marginally less shit

King_Martha
King_Martha

http://www.strawpoll.me/14566262

Evilember
Evilember

@iluvmen
i'd rather not

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Gigastrength
@Garbage Can Lid
which class will be the new OP class? Mage?
Thinking of trying paladin when the new set comes out.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Gigastrength
half as many neutrals
those spell multipliers
Rogue and Mage reign forever

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@King_Martha
I feel like only wildfags are autistic enough to vote in a poll witha captcha but lets find out.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@King_Martha
wildcucks BTFO

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Gigastrength

These are live? Because I just drafted a fucking bonkers mage deck full of the best spells.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spazyfool

Does Immunity Dog work if I Barnes him out?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
last expansion, blizz launched like an hour ahead of schedule to help stagger the release. Though there not supposed to release till noon tomorrow.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Legacy hearthstone when?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
Yeah, it's recent patch.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@New_Cliche
ASIO incoming

Lunatick
Lunatick

are you going to play artifact when it comes out?

askme
askme

@Evil_kitten
Never

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evil_kitten
If you read the patch notes, an upcoming brawl will have you playing previous worlds champs decks unnerfed. So look foward to 0mana soulfire and and 1 mana excute.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lunatick
I might try it but it looks awful and dota sucks and nobody who likes dota seems interested in it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

got 3.2k dust what craft tomorrow?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lunatick
If I can sell my cards on the steam workshop, yes.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evil_kitten
I'd love a mode that only allowed starter and level-unlocked cards, new players really need it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
Dota lore is basically just plagiarized anime and Warcraft characters visually updated to avoid copyright conflicts.

Sounds like a great concept for a card game :^)

hairygrape
hairygrape

daily quest bug fucking jewzard

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
Nothing. Wait for people to adjust to the meta and for nerfs to happen.

If you absolutely HAVE to craft something, Master Oakheart seems promising. Voidlord too if you play much Warlock.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

daily quest bug now when at the new expansion's release you will get 2 quests that overwrite your current ones
I will expect at least a 3 pack compensation for this, Blizzard

likme
likme

@Need_TLC
I want 3 packs taken from EU players

eGremlin
eGremlin

@likme
i 2nd this.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Will you give Shadowverse a try if K&C fails?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Fuck I hate voidlord. It's going to clog the demon graveyard with shitty 1/3s, which means that when Bloodreaver comes out it's going to be a lottery on whether you get the doomguards and the Mal'ganis, or some weeny taunts that suck compared to spreading plague.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Crazy_Nice
I already tried SV it sucks

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Harmless_Venom
user, that's why you don't play it in Gul'dan demonlock.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Need_TLC
unnerfed UTH + birb combo

oh no

SniperGod
SniperGod

@hairygrape
What would you play it in then? Or is it just a bad card that won't really be played?

TechHater
TechHater

@Need_TLC
I remember i used to load up the game for brawls, but then they made it an arena brawl and i stopped playing completely.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
Either in Krul-lock, some list with few enough demons that the 1/3s won't hurt, a meta where getting a board full of 1/3 taunts is acceptable or something involving Oakheart.

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperGod
Handlock has a smaller amount of demons so you usually don't get a full board when using the DK, it'd work good there.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Another shitty and cancerous brawl.

5mileys
5mileys

@Crazy_Nice
Tried it, SV sucks. Gameplay may be better than HS (haven't got far enough to play meta decks) but the UI made me want to kill somebody more than Razakus Priest does

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methnerd
play hunter and win on turn 4

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

want to make sure I'm up early enough for when the expansion launches in EU
Blizzard still incapable of giving a release time or time window
Amazing.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Crazy_Nice
I had some hope for Shadowverse Next untill I saw the cards they printed for the new class.
The pace of the game is still dictacted by gigantic amounts of out of hand damage and storm minions. Complete shit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evilember
do not look at post fuck you nigga

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methnerd
I like it, It's fun if you play the right decks.
the OTK rogue and Dinomancer warlock are both satisfying to win with.
If you're just going to play eggs and flappy bird like most people though yeah it's pretty boring.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stupidasole
Shit-out-three-Patches-and-buff-it-all Druid is quick too

WebTool
WebTool

@RumChicken
Evolve Jade Shaman is also pretty fucking good.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Methnerd
Link?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
doesnt actually release december 7 in any region
amazing

Firespawn
Firespawn

I know nothing about the meta and just got into the game due to a streamer I've been watching for a decent bit.
I did the death knight quest, and I got the druid. What should I do from here?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TalkBomber
t. yurocuck

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TalkBomber
it does in the only region that matters

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Firespawn
build a cheap aggro deck

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StrangeWizard
Fuck, I think I misread it earlier. Does that mean it's releasing in 14 hours, not 2 hours?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Firespawn
Stop playing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Firespawn
Come back in April next year when 3 sets have rotated out

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Firespawn
Give up because the new player experience is horrible unless you're willing to drop $100+

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

no daily quest
release date december 7th for usa, december 8th for eu
that currency shit making us spend more
the unstable eu servers

Is Blizzard islamophobic?

farquit
farquit

@Firespawn
@Burnblaze
If you're a casual player it's not that bad. Trying to climb ladder without a competitive deck sucks. But if you just do your daily quest and save of your goycoins you'll be fine.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Dreamworx
@eGremlin
typical ameritards thinks 00:00 am still counts as the previous day

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Firespawn
Craft two Ultimate Infestations and become one of the many cancers of our lives. You lucked out with that Death Knight

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Gigastrength
its 12:00 pm you retard

likme
likme

@Gigastrength
Where in the release times does it say 00:00?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Dreamworx
3 underage girls
1 teen that's drenched in something
shaving cream on their mouths and the mans knee
BOTH knees
holding what's maybe a broom
girls have marker on their faces
socks with sandals
What the hell is this?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spazyfool
thank you pupper

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Dreamworx
you actually are this fucking dumb

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Illusionz
see @StrangeWizard

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm gonna start rolling our random bits of data from the GB/hsg/ Poll and I'll announce our Predictions tomorrow after my errands.

Favorite Expansion
We actually have tiers this time because I figured I'd find out what the actual difference in rating was this time around and see if there were any big differences.
[rankingName] [averageRating] [ratingDifference]

The Thrilling Three
1. League of Explorers 3.731 STILL DA KING BABY
2. Journey to Un'Goro 3.827 (-0.096)
3. Whispers of the Old Gods 3.846 (-0.019)

The Mediocre Middle
4. Knights of the Frozen Throne 4.615 (-0.769)
5. Curse of Naxxramas 4.923 (-0.308)
6. Blackrock Mountain 5.058 (-0.135)
7. Goblins & Gnomes 5.385 (-0.327)

The FUCKING HOLY SHIT REEEEE
8. The Grand Tournament 6.25 (-0.865)
9. One Night in Karazhan 6.385 (-0.135)
10. Mean Streets of Gadgetzan 6.423 (-0.038)

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Gigastrength
You're an embarrassment to Euros Europewide. /out/ yourself.

Firespawn
Firespawn

replying to yurpoor

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Skullbone
It's going in my never fatigue deck that's for sure. Why beat the enemy into the ground when you can just stall and still have 15+ cards when the opponent hits fatigue?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Sharpcharm
Don't forget the hazard tape line on the floor.

takes2long
takes2long

@Nude_Bikergirl
In the Expac Preference Department, /hsg/ has no true preference, as roughly 30% was voted for all three options of "Preferred Expansions", "... Adventures" and "No Preferences". However while the first and third garnered 30.8% of the vote, Adventures got a 38.5% pick.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nude_Bikergirl
G&G that high

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
It's whipped cream in spray, the girls are licking it off the dude's knees, what's so unusual about it?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Nude_Bikergirl
Explorers
King

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@takes2long
Was the Frozen Throne PvE content fun? Why or why not?
76.47% said Yes
23.53% said No

The aspect of "Free stuff" came up often as the sole plus or one of many pluses anons mentioned alongside the difficulty of the content compared to previous adventures.
The actual Lich King fight came up many many times. Some said they enjoyed the difficulty, but many were dismayed at the "cheese strats" (read: Murlocs). One person in particular claimed the content was "Artificial Difficulty".

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
just played a 30 minutes match
Fuck this brawl

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Marlboro gave away $25 e-codes recently. I thought it was going to be a Visa code but it's 50/50 whether you get an iTunes code or general VISA code. Hopefully I can borrow my friends ipad tomorrow and use it for a measly 15 packs. I've never purchased music from Apple and I'm not about to start.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
If there was one problem with the Standard Format, what would you say it would be?
"Priest" and other upsetting modern decks came up multiple times. A large chunk of complaints also came directed at the way the Classic + Basic set are handled, with some mention of "Hall of Fame Bullshit".

Next: Deck & Class preferences

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Jesus, most of these cards have awful voice lines. Rin, the First Disciple has easily the worst most irritating acting ever. My man Togwaggle is going to easily take this expansion over.

happy_sad
happy_sad

https://twitter.com/playhearthstone/status/938640411412766720

Here's the estimated times for when #Kobolds & Catacombs will be available for play by: Americas Region: December 7 12:00 PM PST

So 13.5 hours away.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

use Sylvanas to steal opponent's Feugen
opponent uses Sylvanas to steal my Stalagg
This game is retarded

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Stupidasole
(((wild)))

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
your reaction when blizzard will give us a pack a day from dungeon runs

Inmate
Inmate

@Boy_vs_Girl
Fat chance goyim.
Remind that Blizzard removed the reroll bug that allowed people to optimize gold gains

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TurtleCat
where are you hearing them?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

why the fuck does kripp keep swallowing every five seconds in his videos? the fuck?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Boy_vs_Girl
a pack errday
try reading the comments

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
I asked anons about their favorite decks to play. Only a few people had overlapping answers.

Highest Individual Decks
Recruit Paladin - 4
Miracle Rogue - 3
Zoo - 3

Decks with the word "Control" in their name
7
Decks centered on being a "Controlling Warlock" of some kind
6
I specified this because I noticed that this was a disproportionately high amount of deck archetype repetition.

The following is how many of each class were brought up as the one of a favorite deck.

Warlock - 10
Paladin/Rogue - 7
Priest - 6
Druid/Mage - 5
Warrior - 4
Hunter/Shaman - 2

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Fuzzy_Logic
Veganism is hurting his health

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Fuzzy_Logic
Is cum vegan?
because it's cum.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yesterday's videos were made where he was talking non-stop for 2+ hours, he needed to use a humidifier and everything

massdebater
massdebater

Is Priest going to become even more broken or are they so broken that not much will change even with new cards?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

they signed up to be Ben Brode and Christina Sims' paypig

askme
askme

@massdebater
priest
will get cuckd by mage

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
Yes.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You did remember to stretch today right /hsg/? Don't tell me you sat on your ass playing games all day again.

Techpill
Techpill

@massdebater
Turn 4 boardclear + 3/3 body
Turn 7 board clear that ignores deathrattles
What the fuck do you think?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@New_Cliche
oh,almost forgot

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sharpcharm
I did it. Thanks for the reminder.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
Last thing I'm gonna post before bed.

Least favorite deck to play against
Exodia Mage - 15
Priest in general - 10
Raza Priest - 6
Big Priest - 5
Jade Druid - 3
Every deck that isn’t anon’s favorite deck - 1
“Decks that tell stories” - 1

20% of all participants in this edition of the GB/hsg/Poll said that they hate any variance of Priest the most. Makes me think about when this image was relevant.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Deadlyinx
Thanks for doing this. Even if some people don't care, for me it's interesting getting demographics from a bunch of anonymous individuals.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

did you do your part of btfoing shaman last month?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

night before expansion
too excited to sleep well
How do you handle it?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SomethingNew
standard

likme
likme

@SomethingNew
Where did you see this?

SniperGod
SniperGod

What's the Hearthstone equivilant of your parents getting divorced?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SomethingNew
Hmm...

iluvmen
iluvmen

How good is elemental mage going to be with the ruby spellstone?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@haveahappyday
excited over a childrens game

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

2 mana 2/3 mage minion battlecry draw a secret
2 mana 3/1 rogue minion battlecry draw a weapon
Come on, Ben

JunkTop
JunkTop

@likme
Blizzard sends you an email every month.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@JunkTop
Really? I have never gotten one.

Methshot
Methshot

The ultimate defense and offense.

girlDog
girlDog

@Soft_member
tfw no gf

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BinaryMan
@SomethingNew
Hmmmmm

askme
askme

@Methshot
Dinomancer actually works way more often than one would think. Nobody runs any silence, like they did when this brawl ran previously, before the dreadsteed nerf. I imagine it'll actually be dominant once the expansion hits and you can use Cataclysm to guarantee discarding dinomancer.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@lostmypassword
Check your spam

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Getting sick of Mage bullshit

Help me come up with a deck specifically for beating them
Hunter obviously for four secret-killers

MPmaster
MPmaster

@girlDog
Feels good

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
It’s not there either. Is there a way to view it on battle net?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
Any aggro tech + secret eater tech

girlDog
girlDog

Does anyone have a Raza Priest list that also beats Exodia Mage? I don't have a lot of free time and I would like to make R5 without losing ever.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@WebTool
No. As you can see from the emails, they send you various unique stats that differ from people to people.

Methshot
Methshot

@girlDog
we dont tolerate your kind around here faggot

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
raza beating exodia
No such thing

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Soft_member
@girlDog
This'd be cute and all, if you didn't fuck her brains out.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methshot
@askme
How do you actually make this work? The idea is to only discard one Dinomancer and keep one in your hand, but how do you make sure he's the only thing discarded?

likme
likme

What are the chances of blizzard giving us packs because of the missing dailies issue?

SniperWish
SniperWish

I'll see how this goes
Would have crafted a couple of those 'Increase spell costs by 2' nerubians, but I'm not crafting epics before tomorrow

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@likme
zero

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
fuck her
What bout the futa route

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme

1/∞

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon
do you make sure he's the only thing discarded?
Vomit your hand except succy and dino. then play succy.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
Is that a thing? I don't think that's a thing.

FastChef
FastChef

The new gameboard is in, anyone found the key for the chest yet?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@JunkTop
The last one I received was in september. They just stopped after that. weird

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@likme
is this guy serious

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

jade druid brawl
what a nice relaxing break from ladder

idontknow
idontknow

@Emberfire
Maybe you didn't play enough so they didn't send you one

WebTool
WebTool

@GoogleCat
no dick

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sharpcharm
odyssey is like 5 hours long and moon content worth is about another 10 hours of unique shit, the other 30 is just free moons with no effort, not worth it

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Methshot
But you just lose to quest mage, same as every other deck in this quest mage brawl.

massdebater
massdebater

@GoogleCat
just play rogue
you have them death before they get going

### Brawl Deck
# Class: Rogue
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
#
# 1x (0) Backstab
# 1x (0) Counterfeit Coin
# 1x (1) Cold Blood
# 1x (1) Hallucination
# 1x (2) Defias Ringleader
# 1x (3) Mimic Pod
# 1x (3) SI:7 Agent
# 1x (5) Cobalt Scalebane
# 1x (5) Vilespine Slayer
# 1x (7) Bonemare
#
AAECAaIHCrQByQGMAt0I9bsC/MECgcICm8gCyssCps4CAAA=
#
# To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

you can obviously swap hallucination to something else

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@massdebater
rogue

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fried_Sushi
being a faggot

eGremlin
eGremlin

@FastChef
Yeah. The chest is just a mimik with tongue, which reacts on mouseover. Nothing interesting.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

People really think the explore un goro togwaggle deck will work? Ever?

You switch decks, explore un goro, and then your opponent geists YOU. It will never be a good deck.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Dreamworx
there could be a dick that requires you to concede and reddit would still advocate it as being viable to ladder

just ignore them entirely when it comes to any form of discussion

Skullbone
Skullbone

@massdebater
literally coins with no edwin

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Dreamworx

Dirty rat his geist first

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Firespawn
Drop $50 into each expansion that's in the current meta then you'll have enough for 2 decks. It's absolutely shit for new players, I'd say just play the dota card game when it comes out.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
WWhat you say soyboii

hairygrape
hairygrape

tfw you get the fat fucking value off sindra and grind your opponent out of removal

I'm almost sad I didn't get to do the multiple sindras into marin into deathwing meme

SniperGod
SniperGod

@w8t4u
quest mage vs infinite charge

5mileys
5mileys

@DeathDog
Care to post a deck? I'm wondering if my curve is too high since I keep discarding my Succubi when they're my only discard.

massdebater
massdebater

@hairygrape
T. ranklet

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@AwesomeTucker
Sap yshaarj, win the game by adding RANDOM cards from priest to my hand and rushing the board before he plays big boys

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
it's literally more fun pissing about in low ranks with this shit

MPmaster
MPmaster

they added new voice lines
still no interactions between uther and arthas
or arthas and jaina

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

last expansion before meme-saron goes away

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@MPmaster
t. lorecuck

FastChef
FastChef

@Dreamworx
what's wrong with that?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

NAXX IS OUT

hairygrape
hairygrape

so.. rip daily quest of yesterday, nice community support jewzzard

Methnerd
Methnerd

@AwesomeTucker
Ill miss nzoth most
he was my cardfu

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@FastChef
Nothing wrong with being a cuck,cuck

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Got the daily quest before the patch.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methnerd
shiet I forgot big priest and res priest will be dead too

idontknow
idontknow

Found a key. %%It's usually somewhere in the ashes after you take the candle in the bottom left corner.%%

Emberfire
Emberfire

will pic related be core in hunter once the new expac goes live?

RavySnake
RavySnake

US EU fags will get the expansion a whole day later
people will have figured out that a bunch of cards are actually garbage by then
literally unplayable

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
%%
Was this your attempt at spoilers?

@Emberfire
No, but the 1/3 beast almost certainly will

takes2long
takes2long

@Methshot
Was this your attempt at spoilers?
I'm used to post on the other boards, user.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

mfw I pull off the Dinomancer cheese in the Brawl.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperGod
infinite taunts from every minion
three iceblocks + whatever you invent
a third of your deck didn't "start in your deck" for the quest

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CouchChiller
Discarded only a Dinomancer and played another Dinomancer for an endless 5/5?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Firespawn
Play Duelyst instead

Snarelure
Snarelure

SOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TreeEater

Yup. Plus you can use the third Dinomancer as an infinitely-respawning charger. :V

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

This pack is oddly indicative of the upcoming meta

takes2long
takes2long

12 hours until Kobolds and Catacombs releases in the US!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

how come mine only gave me arena shitter stats? i don't give a shit about arena. i just played it because kft meta has been stale as shit and i needed to do dailies. i wanted to see fucking ranked %s during the 16-2 climb.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Fried_Sushi
Duelyst

I remember playing this ages ago. Was fun, I should pick it up again at some point.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Dont mind me just being the best card in the set

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
that's one spicy pack

JunkTop
JunkTop

@takes2long
us

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The last two sets rotate, right? I haven't checked which cards will be missing in my decks.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Need_TLC

Old Gods, Karazhan, Mean Streets rotate.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@GoogleCat
fuck I forgot I need to craft harrison

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Need_TLC
they dont' rotate until april and it's always the 3 sets of the year that rotate

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Need_TLC
The sets from two years ago rotate out with the first expansion of the year. Un'goro and Knights are here to stay for quite a while

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Playboyize
@Need_TLC
I don't even know if it's bait anymore.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Need_TLC
My main man N'zorth rotates.
And Yogg rotates, so spell only hunter is missing its cheese.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SomethingNew
spell only hunter
a minion

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@King_Martha

I'm not saying it rotates tomorrow. He just said rotates. I thought that implied whenever the next rotation happened.

Playboyize
Playboyize

wait what rotates tomorrow again? kara and old gods right?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BinaryMan
Just don't use the "spell only" cards until you draw him ;)

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Fried_Sushi
Never played the game but I follow their fb page just for the game's pixel art

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Playboyize
NOTHING ROTATES

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Garbage Can Lid
5am release time
sasuga brode sama

RumChicken
RumChicken

@JunkTop
okay but what about MSOG?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Playboyize
Fucking brainlet

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

animeposting

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It actually happened!

Emberburn
Emberburn

Where's my daily quest REEEEEEEEE

Evilember
Evilember

pre-ordered
got $20 blizz bucks from a friend for birthday
just got paid today

feels good to finally be able to wallet warrior this fucking game.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberburn
I got mine but I also preordered

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evilember
I miss it.

askme
askme

New day
Quest bug not fixed
Blizzard literally cucked us out of 2 days worth of Quest
BENNNNNNN

massdebater
massdebater

the rotation meme is stupid and boring. stop it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@askme
got mine didn't preordered, f2p playar

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@massdebater
Dumb frogposter

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@haveahappyday

shadman

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

For those people crying about not being able to concede in friendly matches, you can still concede normally. The 'End Game' option only appears if someone disconnected, due to the turn timer being paused in such a situation.

idontknow
idontknow

@TurtleCat
pls don't call me dumb. it makes me sad.

any card you guys craft in golden?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@idontknow
Ever crafting golden cards before you have a full collection.
Why?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Need_TLC

woops

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fuzzy_Logic
Maybe it makes some people happy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

will the new arena be good?
i dont think i will play arena till scalebane and bonemare are removed

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
Bonemare and then I dust just about everything else

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It’s the 7th and it’s not out yet REEEEEEEE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why can't we go back to the old days of EU releases not being half a day later?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Playboyize

If I ever played a guy who only had a golden bonemare I would play as defensively as possible and rope every turn from then on out.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BlogWobbles
eu
relevant
lmoa

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

would /hsg/ a loli?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StrangeWizard
Depends.

likme
likme

Where my van cleef crab players at?

Methshot
Methshot

@Fuzzy_Logic
what's the point of a full collection though? a lot of cards throughout all rarities suck. I'd rather craft a good looking golden card i often play than a useless epic i didnt even know existed in the first place

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StrangeWizard
why!!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StrangeWizard
Y-yes :x

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StrangeWizard
I'm gay

Spamalot
Spamalot

@idontknow
Yes, golden cards that have extreme value in terms of generating other golden cards. This means that I crafted Gul'dan, N'zoth, Elise, Renounce Darkness (x2) and a couple others I can't quite remember

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Bidwell
on?

whereismyname
whereismyname

/vg/thread/197911046#p197911046
/vg/thread/197911046#p197911046
/vg/thread/197911046#p197911046
new

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
maybe

farquit
farquit

@BlogWobbles
you guys don't remember what happened every time they were trying to release at the same time? in europe it was around 6pm in gmt. everyone is at home then and the server would always crash miserably and you coudlnt login for hours straight. whats the point of that?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TalkBomber
On the loli and whether anyone will ever find out, of course.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Thought it would release today for EU. FeelsBadMan.

Techpill
Techpill

Guys...

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