/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #192

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Boxing with Natsuki editon!
Previous /vg/thread/197844868#p197844868

Official Stuff
Website: http://ddlc.moe
Steam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3

Guides
Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: http://ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: http://ddlc.booru.org
Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
/ddlc/ sings "Your Reality": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y [Embed]

Do never kill you are self!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

All urls found in this thread:
http://ddlc.moe
http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
https://twitter.com/lilmonix3
https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
http://ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
http://ddlc.booru.org
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz3Z0mOlKxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvKRF7Arqhg&list=RDhvKRF7Arqhg&t=4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-4mw86RJEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DekTSh1QmvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skR6rqwCuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8
https://pastebin.com/qB2P7xf8
https://pastebin.com/uFs07kER
https://pastebin.com/4d0zFk6v
https://pastebin.com/GdNsDGcs
https://pastebin.com/DeaFQ0PL
http://reflectionnovels.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html
https://pastebin.com/nk1FK1K2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0yC6Sa8E-s
https://youtu.be/9Y4r3aFMxdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4r5ckveXD8
https://pastebin.com/x5qQ0Mku
https://pastebin.com/8NvXKbVi
https://pastebin.com/9Qgh0Grd
http://mgewiki.com/w/Mindflayer
http://mgewiki.com/w/Shoggoth
https://pastebin.com/9Qgh0Grd
https://pastebin.com/iuya5deU
https://pastebin.com/jARX2pf1
https://selfauthoring.com/
https://pastebin.com/g4ETsWbP
https://pastebin.com/nBNPSeCX
https://pastebin.com/u/338LL
Supergrass
Supergrass

Natsuki!

hairygrape
hairygrape

first for tf2 engineer

Emberburn
Emberburn

Yuri!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Gigastrength
JUST MONIKA

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberburn
Yuri's face in game makes her look slightly retarded

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Gigastrength
delete. Invalid thread.

No doki should be harmed.

askme
askme

Hello, and good day, my lovelies!
It the beginning of the thread again and you know what that means! It's time for a quick bout of poetry!

Today's word of the thread is "chaos"!
Alternatives are 'mirror' and 'crawl'.

So if you'd like to write a poem, consider using one of these words as your theme or inspiration or your whatever. Just go crazy and and do your best. Put your heart and soul into it! Make me feel your passion! Ahaha... Anyways, really, just go ahead and give it a try, there's no harm in it, and you may find yourself truly enjoying the activity. Once you write something, go ahead and share it!
As always, I look forward to your poems greatly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz3Z0mOlKxY
Monika!

Bidwell
Bidwell

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

iluvmen
iluvmen

do not hurt the fuckmunch

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass
second best girl gets first
R-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RavySnake
RavySnake

Reminder that mommy monika loves you

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Supergrass
getting beaten by his dad for wearing a dress and reading gook comics!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@girlDog
Oh yeah well you look slightly retarded how about that

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Nth for pounding cute anon's boyholes while they're dressed as a doki!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@RavySnake
I LOVE HER TOO

Firespawn
Firespawn

Reminder that Yuri loves you

SniperGod
SniperGod

Embedding monika.chr into Bitcoin's blockchain so every Bitcoin node has a copy of Monika!
Monika using her powers to make Bitcoin go over 14000 USD!
Going to the moon with Monika!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RavySnake
Just her.

Playboyize
Playboyize

what are you guys listening to

Spamalot
Spamalot

I got a poem for all of the Dokis.
I love you
Bitch
I ain't never gonna stop loving you
Bitch

girlDog
girlDog

@RavySnake
ywn never accidentally call Monika mommy
she'll never tease you about it
she'll never notice that this is turning you on
>mommy will never take very good care of that

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Deadlyinx
should've been "Pens" instead of pen

FastChef
FastChef

@Spamalot
that was a pretty good poem
bitch

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Playboyize
Old piano recordings
I was good back in the day
...was

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@cum2soon
Yuri doesn't cheat on her favorite pen with another one!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Poem of the Day:
Ode On Solitude, Alexander Pope (1688 – 1744)

Happy the man, whose wish and care
A few paternal acres bound,
Content to breathe his native air,
In his own ground.

Whose heards with milk, whose fields with bread,
Whose flocks supply him with attire,
Whose trees in summer yield him shade,
In winter fire.

Blest! who can unconcern'dly find
Hours, days, and years slide soft away,
In health of body, peace of mind,
Quiet by day,

Sound sleep by night; study and ease
Together mix'd; sweet recreation,
And innocence, which most does please,
With meditation.

Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
Thus unlamented let me dye;
Steal from the world, and not a stone
Tell where I lye.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Mini-GTSayori!

Wake me up in the morning so I can actually make some shitty greentexts.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Playboyize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvKRF7Arqhg&list=RDhvKRF7Arqhg&t=4

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Has anyone seen anonhana? I loved his shit but he seems so have disappeared.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

197878568
le epic threadly "wutre u lissen 2" post to get 50 (You)s that have literally fucking nothing to do with thread discussion, that no one ever replies to, that just fill up fucking space
Please ask Sayori how to tie a noose and then use it.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
But if they're all your pens, it's just an extension of you

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Playboyize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-4mw86RJEQ

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
And you stare back

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog
God damn I love monika hours

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Disguising yourselves as FRELIMO and having a ZANLA turncoat raise an emergency signal, luring the camps garrison out and slaughtering thousands of them, with Yuri!

girlDog
girlDog

@Ignoramus
Maybe he's taking a break.
@iluvmen
He wouldn't hurt a fly!

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
Sex with Yuri while twelve pens are jammed in her other hole!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
im just trying to find new songs you triple infinity nigger

i bet you're the same autist that spergs out about wojaks

Soft_member
Soft_member

second for tf2 spy

JunkTop
JunkTop

Mommy Mindflayer Monika's Massive Mind Manipulating Mega Milkies Madly Molesting My Maximized Major Man Meat Makes Me Masturbate My Manhood Maniacally

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Bidwell
Swing and a miss, fagballs. Stop posting this fucking garbage every thread. How you make a post worse than your taste in music, I will never know, but by God you manage.

MPmaster
MPmaster

/vg/thread/197844868#p197877346
/vg/thread/197844868#p197877367
/vg/thread/197844868#p197877373
/vg/thread/197844868#p197877384
/vg/thread/197844868#p197877413
/vg/thread/197844868#p197877482

Don't say ancient or old! I just don't know what to really call the age range of like 21-28. Young adult doesn't seem right, but 'Adult" seems more like someone in their 30s.

I think it's just something about a man in his physical and mental prime, still youthful, but with some life experience/education beyond my own. It could be because I'm a little scared about going through that period of life myself, so if I'm seen as worthy by someone of that age, I might be more prepared for it than I thought.

Or... I just like the idea of older guys using all that maturity to tease me and make me feel young and desirable. L-like some of you bullies.

Quick legal question though, Does it count as underage drinking if you're getting drunk from kissing someone 21+ who has been drinking? Just wondering.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Harmless_Venom
This is why I wait for the children to leave. Seriously man? Fagballs? You can do better.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TreeEater
Mini-GTSayori has been missed
Somehow the day was darker without the huge shadow she cast

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@MPmaster
letting some dude pound your ass will better prepare you for adulthood
There's nothing about this post I don't love. I love you, user.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
fagballs
I respect you.

idontknow
idontknow

@AwesomeTucker
it's his go to insult when swindling the playground for pokemon cards

Skullbone
Skullbone

What does Monika whisper to you in this situation?

Supergrass
Supergrass

There are not enough wholesome Sayori lewds!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@MPmaster
Does it count as underage drinking if you're getting drunk from someone 21+ who's been drinking nutting in your ass?

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
You're really gay dude, but hella cute. Why must you do this?
Technically it's not drinking but yes if you actually got drunk and got pulled over you would still be liable. You lala prancin homo cutie

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Supergrass
best girl

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Skullbone
"mommy's here"

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@MPmaster
Just accept you want a manly hunk to manhandle your body

massdebater
massdebater

which of the ruinous powers would each Doki command?

likme
likme

@Skullbone
first she nuzzles the back of your head
then she leans down and breathes warmly over the back of your neck and down your shirt
she starts kissing her way slowly up to your ear
leans in slowly, and whispers reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Skullbone
My penis is erect

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Skullbone
"Retard" she whispers, as you cum in your pants from your training.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Gigastrength
If Natsuki was an FE character she'd be Delthea, Nino is reserved for Sayori

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Skullbone
Buy my game

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
Bazinga!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
Why did she train me to cum from being called retard?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Monika could only win my heart if she learned to play Circus Galop for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DekTSh1QmvY

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
but with some life experience/education beyond my own
that's a meme

when you become older you realize you're the same person except in an older body

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evil_kitten
Not if you actually apply yourself my man.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Skullbone
"______It's free real estate_________"

Supergrass
Supergrass

@eGremlin
/vg/thread/197844868#p197877001

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@MPmaster
Are you cute? You seem cute.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Illusionz
shes a computer program and could do this as easily as calculating a sum
the point of the post is that Monika could easily win our hearts

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Supergrass
I would prefer good boy

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evil_kitten
Thats what you'd call manchildren.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Sayori but you married her ironically and don't actually like her

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Need_TLC
So you are just super tsundere for her

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
It doesn't matter what you prefer

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Need_TLC
married her ironically
what did he mean by this?

JunkTop
JunkTop

giantess sayori but you fell into the space between her panties and asscrack and she never notices you're there

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
Computer programs are not automatically good at stuff.
Try asking Microsoft Word-chan to play the Piano.

Inmate
Inmate

anons, how should I bully Yuri today?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Illusionz
Don't bully Word-chan, she is always trying her best.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
Microsoft Word-chan didn't play Your Reality perfectly with 3 days of practice

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
Being put in my place by a Monika poster

Is it getting hot in this thread, or is that just the gayness?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Inmate
you don't you treat her with love and care

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

user i already told you
stop being so cute

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Inmate
Pull up her sweater and make fun of her soft tummy

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Inmate
make her pull a Sayori

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Inmate
bullying yuri
good luck, she'll fucking slice you up

if you want a doki to bully pick either sayori (low self esteem so you feel better about yourself) or Natsuki (can't fight back with her small body)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Inmate

Call her scars gross and disgusting

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StrangeWizard
Where is the stomach wound?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Evil_kitten
It only feels like that if you're interacting with people your age, since you grew up slowly and steadily. If you go talk to people several years your junior, you realize how important that 18-24 period is. Those six years transform you like you wouldn't believe. It's a mental adolescence.

Unless you're a lucky faggot who somehow didn't have any hardships in the most tumultuous period in people's lives, the transition from childhood to responsible adulthood. Then I hate you and you probably didn't grow quite the same amount.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why didn't Monika use her powers to make the lives of her friends easier?

Is she lazy, ignorant, or sadistic?

Techpill
Techpill

@Supergrass
Sayori is worthless trash and doesn't deserve the time or effort

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stupidasole
tfw you're a Monikafag who enjoys the fact that she deleted the other dokis
:)

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
I tore off the sweater instead. Don't worry, I'll buy her a new one. She was embarrassed when I poked her tummy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Techpill
I will genuinely spank the shit out of you.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PackManBrainlure
hardships like what?

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberfire
Which game?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
Word-chan is cute but she's just not a great pianist, okay?
@Need_TLC
However, Your Reality is much easier. Circus Galop would be much harder, but her dedication to me particularly would be proven if she could do it.
Although even if she failed at it I'd be satisfied that she tried

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Inmate
Bully the fuck out of her by giving her scars a lil' kiss and giving her a really long-lasting hug.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@MPmaster
Goddammit I wanna mating press your cute ass and then cuddle the absolute shit out of you.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad
I gave her a headpat

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

could work on a final project due tomorrow
or could try writing a mommy Monika fic
Decisions, decisions

happy_sad
happy_sad

@lostmypassword
Mommy says to get your homework done before playtime!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SomethingNew
Cucked by Danlet's screaming hell void and trying to take it out on other dokis huh?
Whatever floats your boat

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PackManBrainlure
@Lord_Tryzalot
answer me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw my doki would probably laugh at me and call me a loser because I got expelled from college for failing classes and I lost my job because my store closed
life is suffering

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
I tried rolling up her sleeves but she said this

likme
likme

Fuck I just dismantled another poem. I can't do this at all lately.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Crazy_Nice
Well, for me personally, I had to deal with depression from fucking up college, loneliness from not having guaranteed social interaction from high school, doldrums and exhaustion from overtime dead-end work to pay for my rent, financial problems brought about by a deadbeat roommate, and an overall desire to sharply jerk my steering wheel to the left the next time I was driving on the interstate.

But, I mean, it varies person-to-person. It's just that the massive upheaval and sudden thrusting of responsibilities upon you can be shocking, and people don't tend to fall into those roles with flawless ease. It's a tough period, and you adjust from the person you were, as someone who could rely on other, to someone else that has to rely on themselves. I imagine it's different for those who had a harder childhood that had to gain that maturity earlier, though.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Carnalpleasure
I did get cucked hard by danlet.

Who doesn't hate danlet though? He's an imp from hell that stole our keychain shekels and feeds on the misery he's created through Beat Beat Book Meet

viagrandad
viagrandad

Sayori asking you to install a game for her!
She's too much of a dork to figure it out!
It's The Sims!
She made a family where you both are married and have a kid!
Sayori!

massdebater
massdebater

@Firespawn
loneliness from not having guaranteed social interaction from high school
hey look, it's me.
plus I have @CodeBuns
going on
@Crazy_Nice
does that answer your question?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@viagrandad
Installing Sims 2 for her instead!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CodeBuns
No user she'd love and support you through this difficult time and help you try and improve yourself from this dreary time.

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
Does it count as underage drinking if you're getting drunk from kissing someone 21+ who has been drinking? Just wondering.
You little shit that's so cute and lewd I need it in a fic.
Yuri drinks the whole bottle of wine and makes out with Monika against her will, getting her drunk and making her enjoy it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
I know things will get better for you. Your doki is waiting for you to get through this rough patch.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
I still love this

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Techpill
you're a fucking nigger

pray we never meet

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
I love this gif. it's so cute

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Boy_vs_Girl
Well, that's fine. Shouldn't force her or anything.
How about some more headpats.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@viagrandad
Why not simcity 4 i wouldnt mind building a city with her desu

whereismyname
whereismyname

@massdebater
I'm the first guy you replied to, the oldfag. I also failed out of college at first. Ended up going back and did much better. Sort out your life first, then go back. I believe in you. If my fucked up self could do it back then, you can, too. I know things look and feel awful as fuck, but you have the power to turn things around. Keep at it, my friend.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@FastChef
Yuri drinks the whole bottle of wine and makes out with Monika against her will, getting her drunk and making her enjoy it

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Firespawn
list of memes
I went through a lot of that and don't feel any different as a person. The only thing different about me from teenage me is that I'm really good with money now.

git gud. the adult world isn't that hard

viagrandad
viagrandad

Doki asses or Doki tits?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Do you think Monika is warmer than average?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@viagrandad
Doki personality

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What would Monika's apostle form be like

likme
likme

@viagrandad
Doki hands

Emberfire
Emberfire

@FastChef
this is stupid nobody gets drunk from kissing unless yuri is spitting wine into monika's mouth and forcing her to swallow it with a long passionate kiss and actually that's kinda hot

SniperWish
SniperWish

@viagrandad
I may be a Yurifag but nevertheless I much prefer Doki butts

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
My doki remains an unattainable dream, confirmed by your own.
I do not like Danlet at all but he did not drag mine kicking and screaming out of fiction into an eternity of abject misery. I feel for you more than I feel for my own doki when you say that.

Your doki was once mine too

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
Doki dick

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
Sayori's wide child bearing hips!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Stupidasole
beautiful image

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
Try to deny it but accidentally make it even more hot
Just like Monika!

likme
likme

@viagrandad
Doki everything

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Emberfire
you guys being 18-26 really made me feel a lot better

until this dumb shit made me realise you were all underage liars. How many of you faggots even have a drivers license? KMS

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@viagrandad
Doki eyes.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
yeah im the same age as natsuki btw. haHAA

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TalkBomber
Bigger!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure
KMS
Don't do it user, I'm sure at least one person in the world loves you.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Snarelure
you actually reminded me I need to go to the DMV for a new license since I turned 21 a week ago

FastChef
FastChef

Teasing Mon-ika!
Call her Mon-ika very loudly so everyone can hear it!
They start calling her Mon-ika too!
She gets mad!
Apologize to her by buying her lunch!
It's squid!
Mon-ika!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure
tfw 20 and have no idea how to drive

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@viagrandad
Doki's fangs

likme
likme

@FastChef
I wanna hug Monika and call her my beautiful squid

Supergrass
Supergrass

@FastChef
Squishing Mon-ika's cheeks!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Snarelure
im actually 25

my hairline going higher by the day ;_;

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
Beautiful!

takes2long
takes2long

@Skullbone
All mine~

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Snarelure
I'm 26 and I don't have a driving license nor I want to get one.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm using Windows 10 to play this game, but it will only run using Vista compatibility mode. Is there anything I can do to fix this?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Boy_vs_Girl
Sounds like despair
Do you want to live as long as you can or have you had any luck choosing an end age?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@hairygrape
@VisualMaster
Do you live in big cities or something? I can't imagine living without a car.

There's literally nothing better in life than driving with the windows down, good music playing, with friends in the car.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
@TalkBomber
Not to be too much of an attention whore but you two deserve (You)s.

Can you boys share?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@takes2long
tfw no possessive Monika gf

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Booteefool
install gentoo

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Stupidasole
tfw Monika will never emotionally abuse you until the only relationship left in your life is Just Monika
fuck this gay earth

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
im not gonna kill myself. that shit is for worthless cowards like sayori!

my life's not too bad despite never having a GF, still being in community college, being unemployed and having no friends or family! :^)

it'll get better one day at a time!

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
Sharing is caring user.

massdebater
massdebater

@Supergrass
Yes!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
A bit too far user. I just want her to be clingy and a little jealous

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@AwesomeTucker
you have at least 2 holes for a reason user

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperWish
Not really. I just dont go anywhere.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

what is the map for?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

So.... is this it? I just sit here staring into Monika's eyes for eternity?

farquit
farquit

@Poker_Star
it's so (((they))) can keep tabs on you

TechHater
TechHater

@AwesomeTucker
Sharing is the best part

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@New_Cliche
Until you love her!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire
I think Sayori had a good head on her shoulders. Y'know?
I don't buy into the cowardice excuse, I was just wondering where it goes from miserable to completely unbearable. I assumed 22 but it wasn't, 25 sounds believable. Is there a jump in mindset from 24 to 25 or something?
Not so infatuated with slowly decaying.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperWish
going on a roadtrip with the dokis!
Natsuki is in the middle seat in the back
Natsuki playing 3ds in the backseat!
She's playing fire emblem awakening and Yuri is pissed off about it
Yuri staring broodingly out the backseat window!
Sayori resting her arm outside the car through the open backseat window
Sayori saying something but nobody in the car is listening
Monika riding shotgun
Monika giving you fuck-me eyes while Sayori prattles on
She wants to ride more than just the frontseat
Looking back into Monika's beautiful emerald eyes instead of watching the road!
Wrapping the car around a tree as Monika puts her hand on your thigh!
Monika is the only survivor of the crash!
Just Monika!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
The FBI

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@hairygrape
Is there a jump in mindset from 24 to 25 or something?
nah

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BinaryMan
No! I have to go back somehow. I have to save them and fix my mistakes and stop that bitch before she ruins everything! I have to win the game! I have to save Sayori...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BinaryMan
Fine I'll fill you in
Find the game folder and Monika's character file, delete it and the game will continue
You're gonna be disappointing at your 'happy ending'' though

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperWish
An expensive heavy metal death machine for someone who doesn't want an excuse to get asked to drive places by others?
No thanks.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Yuri but you give her a big long hug and tell her how much she means to you!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
someone who doesn't want an excuse to get asked to drive places by others?
just say no you fucking beta lmao

w8t4u
w8t4u

@GoogleCat
Yuri but she sniffs your seat after you get up!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperWish
you gotta get the friends first user

happy_sad
happy_sad

@hairygrape
hey its fun to drive alone
just don't listen to initial D while driving it makes you do stupid shit

WebTool
WebTool

These are strange hours for this general.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
Yes!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@w8t4u
kys but unironically for reminding me of that video

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Gigastrength
Why do you insist on getting Nino wrong?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
WHAT'S THAT, user? TURN UP THE EUROBEAT AND THROW OUT THE REAR TIRES?
YOU GOT IT!

WebTool
WebTool

@iluvmen
I nearly spun out on a country road listening to Night of Fire. Shit should be classified as a danger to public health.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@King_Martha
I know right? How could anyone forget that Sayori is human garbage?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
Whoops, how'd that piece of leftover code got there? Ahaha~!

Every other thread until Christmas!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skR6rqwCuI

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
I almost rolled a minivan trying to drift while listening to GAS GAS GAS

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@LuckyDusty
Delet

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Techpill
boku no Senran's Caligula

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Playboyize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8
I need this to live I am at a low point

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
It feels good knowing I'm not the only dangerously autistic eurobeatfag on the road

hairygrape
hairygrape

What's your favorite piece of writefriend fiction, thread?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yuri but she tells normies who try to hit on her while you two are in a date to kill themselves because they will never be half the man you are

Inmate
Inmate

someone do a natsuki edit of this please and thanks

Flameblow
Flameblow

@hairygrape
https://pastebin.com/qB2P7xf8
This

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Crazy_Nice
Oh no the Est of her game is coming to get me! How will I ever defeat this level 5 mage with low stats???

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@hairygrape
Arachne Sayori was nice but I can't find it

takes2long
takes2long

@Inmate
I think I just pulled a muscle in my neck from cringing

likme
likme

@hairygrape
https://pastebin.com/uFs07kER
https://pastebin.com/4d0zFk6v
These. Pedal Pressure is a close 2nd

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Inmate
i feel like a monika edit could be good too

maybe instead of what ken sama thinks american people do, make it what monika thinks real living people do

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@happy_sad
@iluvmen
@WebTool
I'll never forget when I drifted a Ford Flex offroad listening to Night of Fire, one of the greatest moments of my life

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
mommny milka mmamama monika i want my milky

w8t4u
w8t4u

@hairygrape
my favourite is this https://pastebin.com/GdNsDGcs

there's better stuff out there, but this is my favourite.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@hairygrape
@RavySnake
Heh, I wonder if anyone will say one of my fics
Someone actually does

Thank you user! I keep procrastinating writing more, but knowing people like even my silly greentexts is pretty encouraging <3

Inmate
Inmate

@FastChef
I'm surprised I haven't killed myself yet. It's too tempting to do stupid shit while listenng to it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RavySnake
Pls stop giving me a Mommydom/Mom fetish.

WebTool
WebTool

@hairygrape
@Garbage Can Lid
not talking about 'Arachne Sayori Greentext' btw there was a fic a few days ago and it's gone

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StrangeWizard
I wish I saved enough money to buy my own car when I still lived with my parents. It'd be awesome to have an older vehicle that I can treat like royalty while I do insane shit with it at the same time.

farquit
farquit

@PackManBrainlure
Hmm. I'm not sure how to feel about this but it beats sitting in a room together for eternity.
Thanks for the tip, I doubt I'd have figured that out on my own.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Inmate
Yeah but stupid shit also makes me feel alive.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@farquit
You would if you were actually listening/reading what was going on.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Sayori but she's your wife and you're in abusive relationship with her and beat her every night! The broad just doesn't understand the shit you put up with at work to put a roof over her head!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@farquit
a brainlet in the wild!

You should be listening to monika you animal

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit
she gives you reverse psychology hints eventually, telling you to keep her file safe in *insert file path here*, maybe making a backup of it so it isn't lost, etc.

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool
@Spazyfool
@Need_TLC
Sorry, I'm not real up to speed on your trendy Undertale wannabe meta games.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme

An errant stone makes avalanche
Of well-positioned snow
What gravity has ordered here
It finds it must let go

A stray word spoken fells the king
Ignites the countryside
The nascent war does feed on flaws
That order tried to hide

A tiny spark ignites a blaze
That grows and spreads and claims
The mightiest of order's works
Mere kindling for the flames

For all that's built and structured stands
In temporary form
And will in time collapse into
A great chaotic storm

But...

A thousand coins a man did flip
A mad chaotic trial
But when he checked his work he saw
All heads, in single file

A clash of winds did blow about
Their motions quite insane
But still their chaos formed into
A deadly hurricane

A universe of happenstance
Where anything could be
With chaos at its heart it still
Produced, of all things, me

For all that roils randomly
In time will see the storm
Decide with total certainty
To take an ordered form

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Evilember
DELETE THIS NOW

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evilember
It's got nothing to do with being "up to speed" on whatever and everything to do with simply reading what Monika says and connecting the very obvious dots

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evilember
It's ok, user. But this was my first VN and meta game, the hints were pretty damn obvious even to me.

Also ew Undertale.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Mommy Monika calls you a good boy every time you write a poem she likes and rewards you!

Evilember
Evilember

@AwesomeTucker
does she like alliterative free prose

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
oh fugg

takes2long
takes2long

@Ignoramus
I liked this. The dokis would be proud.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
It makes me pretty happy knowing people like my fics that much. Thanks man! It means a lot to me!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Snarelure
tfw just turned 24 3 months ago
Tfw just got license 2 months ago
Y-you t-too

StonedTime
StonedTime

@takes2long

After looking at @AwesomeTucker
, I certainly hope so!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evilember
I will play a videogame, but i will not read the words on the screen and use the noodle in my head

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberburn
My problem is insurance rates. I could maybe get a car but I could not actually own it as I have to have mandatory insurance where I live and the lowest rate I could get is around $5k

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw your favourite writefag is RIP
who else has this feel?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Boy_vs_Girl
Who?

happy_sad
happy_sad

All these nerds talking about cars and I haven't held hands with anyone

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Do you think Yuri does yoga? Or meditation?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Poker_Star
Sounds like Anonhana

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SomethingNew
We know for sure she masturbates in her free time, at least some of the time.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@viagrandad
Doki smiles

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SomethingNew
I think Yuri's yoga pants ride up into her ass and get smelly!

farquit
farquit

@happy_sad
everything about the opposite sex is overrated
I understand this isn't what /r9k/fags want to hear but its true

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
s-so is that meditation or just a yuri fun fact

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TurtleCat
It helps me relax so meditation?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@AwesomeTucker
hand your poem over for Monika to read
watch as she scans you page, you're barely able to concentrate on reading hers
she looks up at you with a warm smile
she leans in close to your ear and takes the base of your hair
''You're a good boy for writing this user, meet mommy after the club ends''
you're worried that the others might see this display of dominance towards you
let out a quiet ''Yes mommy''
Monika lets you go but not before possessively nipping at your neck
>it feels good to be a good boy

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberfire
I'm pretty sure some poses could be used for jilling off

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire
Yuri excusing herself to the restroom!
Checking that no-ones in any of the stalls, then closing the door!
Taking out your pen!
Begins with a little foreplay! Rubbing through her panties! Dripping wet!
Sliding a finger in! Grabbing your pen out of her bag and pushing it inside!
Gentle moaning draws attention from Natsuki, who was silently masturbating in the other stall!

Techpill
Techpill

@Snarelure
Underages
Not lying about their ages.
You are right though. Who the fuck gets drunk from kissing someone who's been drinking? Do you even know how drinking works? I've been drinking pretty steadily over the night and I can tell you that I don't have magical inebriation inducing kisses. How stupid do you even have to be to believe something like that?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Monika but she loves doing sexual things to you when you're sleeping

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
Monika putting a finger in your ass and then putting it in her vagina!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Techpill
what really blows my mind is that most underage people should have been drinking before anyway. You have to be actually 13-14 to be this stupid

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fried_Sushi
Hey man I'm a good boy who didn't drink until I was 21, even when offered.
I was an idiot who bought into the straight edge meme.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Stark_Naked
What I wouldn't give to be smothered by those thighs.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
That's it, I'm taking my Monkia and leaving!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@w8t4u
yeah I fell for that meme too until I was about 17.

girlDog
girlDog

@Techpill
@Fried_Sushi
Sharing food/drinks via kissing is a thing. Sure, you probably won't get buzzed just from trace amounts of alcohol in someone's saliva after they take a swig, but it sounds lewder to word it like that. You anons should think with your dicks more often!

takes2long
takes2long

Lyin in bed making slow but comfy progress on a fic?
Any else?
Im on my phone for maximum comfy

Spamalot
Spamalot

Guys is it bad if I hate beer, smoking and drugs?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
Somebody mentions me
haven't written anything worthwhile in a week

sorry

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Spamalot
I hate all of those things as well

I fucking love most non-beer alcohol though

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spamalot
Not taking drugs is very bad yes.

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
No, beer tastes like piss and cigs make your clothes and car stink.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@takes2long
I'm writing one with my laptop on my bed and just sitting on the floor.
I wrote 4k words in the first burst and I was feeling really motivated so now I'm just re-reading it and second-guessing the fuck out of it before I move on. Kinda feel like I could go for incineration right now too so I maybe I shouldn't be trying to write wholesome.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
tfw read 'lyin' as 'lyn'

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
Which one are you? At least people would know that you aren't ded then.

TechHater
TechHater

@Spamalot
No, it means you're a good guy who tries his best

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spamalot
No, drugs are bad. Just smoke some weed every weekend or day or so.

girlDog
girlDog

@w8t4u
Im still buying into it! i want my good boy points~

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@takes2long
I'm not lying in bed, and I'm going too slow to really be considered as making progress.

takes2long
takes2long

Monika pays 6 dollars for a cup of coffee!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TreeEater
I'm Monikafag69. I wrote one green that had a slightly more mixed reception than normal, and now everything I write is crap that can't even hold my attention while I write it.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TechHater
@PackManBrainlure
@5mileys
Everyone my age just drinks and smokes all the time, it's making me insecure because I begin to think that my doki would think I'm a loser for not doing that

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spazyfool
What, but you seemed quite happy writing just a while ago

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Skullbone
Considering that Yuri is the only Doki who has drank alcohol, I doubt that. Also most of the current generation dislike smoking

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spazyfool
you're alive! I'm glad

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spamalot
Don't worry user, I used to hate all three of those things too! Then I found a beer I really enjoyed and my Dad got me to try smoking shisha. Different strokes yo.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@haveahappyday
I know. It's weird. It was like a switch flipped. I'm still trying to keep at it, but progress is slow. I think part of it is that I'm clinging to 2 or 3 ideas that just aren't working.

@DeathDog
Thanks!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Skullbone
Drinking and smoking kicks ass. It also makes you stronger, smarter, more confident, and more attractive to the opposite or same sex, including Dokis!

massdebater
massdebater

@Skullbone
nah you're not a loser man and I doubt your doki would think that. As long as you are doing what makes you happy then that's good.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nojokur
I've been curious about smoking. But my father went cold turkey after I was born and always warned me about it. So I really can't.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Skullbone
Hey, user, I'll give you a little bit of advice.
Nobody gives a fuck if you don't smoke as long as you aren't annoying about it, and most people appreciate having someone who's willing to play DD. Just don't be a buzzkill and people will respect you, typically.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
Don't start, it's insanely expensive and unhealthy.
Just drink and do drugs like normal folks.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
don't listen to him, it makes mustard gas

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spazyfool
Does it counts if I don't want people to smoke near me because I have respiratory issues because my mother smoke near me all the time?

askme
askme

@CouchChiller
Don't if only to save yourself from lung damage or cancer. Just vape if you want to inhale drugs, people on the internet might make fun of you but it's better than sucking down burning plastics and several other toxic chemicals.

Firespawn
Firespawn

You know realize that Monika's space room dialogue is just Danlet's ramblings
I wonder if (s)he says "vegetarian" instead of vegan to appear less forceful, that cuck

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Spazyfool
Writers block dont worry man! just take a brake from it if you need to and watch some movies or listen to some music or something to that extent to catch inspiration it doesnt have to be amazing hundred percent of the time your human and we make mistakes sometimes but hey it happens

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
Can confirm, doing both got me an eight figure job in a job I love, as well as a 10/10 wife whose parents will leave behind a rich inheritance and a complimentary ferrari simply for existing. Thanks, alcohol! Thanks, drugs!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Someone mentioned writefags, so I'm plugging my fic from yesterday; I posted it a ways into Euro hours, so I'm hoping some more people will see it. It features Monika, and I tried to make it wholesome. I kind of got sidetracked.

https://pastebin.com/DeaFQ0PL

This'll be the last time I directly plug it in the threads. Another user gave me some really nice feedback and suggestions earlier, so I'm just hoping I could get some more.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Firespawn
I don't know but I still shat a brick when she called me by my PC's username.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@w8t4u
I just fucking hate the taste of the shit college floor mates have to offer. If I need to annihilate my thoughts, I'll turn to my fetish of erotic hypnosis.

I know there's gotta be at least one or two other Yurifriend hypnofetishists here, right?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fried_Sushi
8 figures

StonedTime
StonedTime

@askme
Just vape
enjoy your popcorn lung
if you are going to fuck up your lungs for a calming buzz you may as well do it with cigs and not look like a massive dweeb
also lot at expecting to live long enough to die of cancer

Methshot
Methshot

@Harmless_Venom
Oh hey, that sounds cool, I wonder what it i-
Title
No! You can't hurt me again!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Methnerd
You can always turn to the Monikafriends

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Harmless_Venom
did you ever upload the sayori part?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
fucking nigger

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberburn
Drink and smoke it up now and someday you can too!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Playboyize
My username is, uh, user so it didn't have much of an effect

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Methnerd
yea its okay

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BunnyJinx
I'm just glad she didn't mention all the god damn loli porn on my drives.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RavySnake
Monika notices the porn you have
Starts altering her appearance to suit your tastes

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stark_Naked
no no, she edits all your porn to suit her appearance

eGremlin
eGremlin

hiya, anyone here has the just monika space classroom? like just the background of the classroom itself

Emberfire
Emberfire

@eGremlin
Yuri and Sayori
When
will
they
fuck
The power rests on your shoulders writefriends.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberfire
List of all pairings, green has been done so far
Monika x Yuri
Monika x Sayori
Monika x Natsuki
Sayori x Yuri
Sayori x Natsuki
Natsuki x Yuri
I havent seen any of the others

iluvmen
iluvmen

What would an anime of this series look like?

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberfire
tumblr pls go

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@iluvmen
@Emberfire
end yourselves kthx

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Supergrass
MC x Natsuki's Dad when

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberfire
In my series they will be off on their own at one point, maybe I'll write a side story about them

MPmaster
MPmaster

@iluvmen
a clannad version of evangelion

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberfire
Does it count if Sayori is dead when they fuck

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberfire
@Supergrass
yuri is not okay
Yuri is a good girl

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

yuri's cryin'

SniperWish
SniperWish

@FastChef
I dunno, she had probably been hanging for a good long time by the time MC finds the body. But then Yuri is kind of a weird freak so she might be down for it.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberfire
Never.
Once upon a time, in a psuedo-Japanese town far, far away...
"Hey Yuri!" the young girl giggled.
"Hello Sayori, how are you this evening?" the purple haired girl responded readily.
"Oh, you know, just enjoying being straight!" Sayori replied in her typical chipper tone.
"Me as well, I certainly do enjoy being a heterosexual this morning." Yuri casually stated.
"Oh, did you know that there are people on the internet who are so socially disinclined that they mistake any friendly gestures as sexual advances?" Sayori stated to her dear friend.
"How repulsive," Yuri replied with repulse, "I hope I never encounter such a foul creatures."
"Me neither~" Sayori giggled to herself, "Oh hai Anon-kun!"

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Supergrass
There's been MonikaxYuri done by navelanon

SniperGod
SniperGod

@FastChef
Oh I'm okay with this!

Even better, bringing sayori's corpse to your weekend hangout with yuri

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evilember
hey user character files are located in ***\*** it would be a shame if something happened to mine!
Shit, I wish I could read

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methnerd
I actually decided to take the ideas I had and work them into another piece; I'm hoping I can get some Sayori / Monika healing down. Given my current writing habits and my intent to make it a shorter fic, I should have it up within the week, but it may stretch into the next too which would be a problem, since I feel like writing a Christmas piece too. I'm thinking of going the whole way and doing a solo-girl omnibus + harem set of works

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperGod
Doki Doki Literature Club done Weekend At Bernie's style where Monika is crudely puppeteering the dead girls as if everything was fine

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@FastChef
yes, obviously

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
this desu

RavySnake
RavySnake

@kizzmybutt
The problem is Monika stuff is nigh exclusively femdom, and I switch. Can't fucking wait for that guy to hit the 20th.
@Fuzzy_Logic
Glad I'm not alone.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Lord_Tryzalot
"Oh hai Anon-kun!"
how is your sex life?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
@SniperGod
@BinaryMan
Guess Im adding that back to my list of to'dos then

Supergrass
Supergrass

I love Mistress!

StonedTime
StonedTime

monika but she's a sand worm

farquit
farquit

@cum2soon
Close enough

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StonedTime
may her passing cleanse this world

Techpill
Techpill

@cum2soon
good movie need to the sequal~
yes theres a second one

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RumChicken
I did not delete her, I did not

5mileys
5mileys

@RavySnake
I usually like femsub hypnosis but Monika brings out the sub in me really bad

idontknow
idontknow

@Supergrass
the sick and vile false gospel of 'mistress' monika will never dethrone the supreme idol of mommy monika

eGremlin
eGremlin

@farquit
Awesome.
@Techpill
The sequel was great, with the voodoo magic music shit.
Classic cinema.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@kizzmybutt
bless the monika and her water

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

So whos the writer for A sailing is there going to be more or has it stopped? im just wondering

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RumChicken
ha ha ha~ wat a lovely poem Mark

RumChicken
RumChicken

@farquit
ahahahaha

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Harmless_Venom
Damn.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Skullbone
Your doki would be proud of you for knowing what's best for yourself and living life on your own terms

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@haveahappyday
No doki should be harmed
You've bullied Dan before, user.

FastChef
FastChef

Hey, I now have actual time on my hands. Taking some shortfic requests.

Weekly plug of stories: http://reflectionnovels.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@eGremlin
oh really? nice i really like movies from the 80s or anything from that era really

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@farquit
dying here
someone needs to edit this on the actual movie poster now

StonedTime
StonedTime

Just finished the general for the first time last night at 3 in the morning while I was high as shit. It was insane

hairygrape
hairygrape

@farquit
Why is she wearing glasses?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker

Monika starts wears reading glasses to look more mature and get into character
When you show her your poem everyday, she shoots you a flirtatious glance from over her glasses
She reads your work, vocalizing her pleasure with happy hums
Each approving noise tickles the back of your neck
Monika looks up at you!
"I can tell you worked really hard on this one! I'm so proud of you, honey."
You let a goofy smile flood onto your cheeks.
"Maybe I'm biased though. You seem to really like writing about me! Are you trying to make me think better of your work through flattering me?"
You shake your head.
"So, mommy's just your muse, then? How adorable!"
Monika reaches up and rustles your hair
She take step closer towards you, beginning to whisper
"I've decided to give you a reward. But! In exchange, you have to read that poem out loud to me."
You lean in and shyly recite the poem into your ear
Monika grabs your crotch and starts stroking the impression of your cock
You lose composure as mommy teases you, stuttering over yourself and suppressing your own moans.
Monika seems intent on tripping you up, groping you through your shorts and punishing every mistake with a firm jerk
You feel her breath on your neck
She's about to make you cum, without even touching your flesh
She knows it, too.
You finish up your poem
"That's my sweet, darling little boy." Monika whispers, voice dripping with adoration and maternal heat
A vicious lioness, she latches right onto your earlobe, performing a combination of sucking and biting.
She pulls you in closer, inviting your stiff erection up against the softness of her belly
"Good boy..." She purrs, pushing firmly against you with her abdominal muscles
Both of you feel your cock violently pulsing, cumming right into your underwear
Monika gives your jawline a kiss before stepping away
"There. Now Mommy will have to give you a bath when we get home.~"

Supergrass
Supergrass

@FastChef
Monika and user spend Christmas Eve together

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@hairygrape
To hide her dead eyes

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@hairygrape
Because the sun's out, it's bright. She's fine, don't worry about it, she's also got a sore throat so she's pretty quiet today but everything's fine, trust me. How's your poem today?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I like when Natsuki is too tired for anything.

FastChef
FastChef

@Deadlyinx
H-holy shit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Deadlyinx
OH SHITTT

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
Monika pls

massdebater
massdebater

all the Dokis have a sleepover at Sayori's
obviously you're not invited, pervert!
suddenly you hear your door open late at night
you swear someone's inside
go downstairs
see no one
hear your something in your bedroom
you go up
see nothing but your window open
look around
nothing's missing
except your pen

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@massdebater
>it's in your ass
Dun dun DUUNNNNNNNN

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Deadlyinx
-saves quietly-

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sayori but she's the super Dr. Salvador from waterworld on Resident Evil 4 Mercenaries mode.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Goodnight /ddlc/, take care of your dokis

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CouchChiller
Sleep well, Natsukifriend. Remember Natsuki loves you.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CouchChiller
Take care

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperGod
She needs Sonic sitting next to her and a whole bunch of chili dog wrappers sitting all over the place.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Deadlyinx
I don't get Monika-love at all, I think she's vanilla and boring, but Mommy shit is my weakness. Goddamn user.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What retro games would each Doki love to play to?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StonedTime
I think she's vanilla and boring
then you weren't paying attention

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx
glasses
mommy
teasing
pet names
groping
belly stuff
How did you fit so much good into one greentext?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Crazy_Nice
that's my wife you're talking about there compadre. Anyways, seriously, Monika is just a boring popular girl that's lolmeta, I really don't get the love

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
I think she's vanilla and boring
Likes sayori
God damn, the mental gymnastics here are amazing.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@FastChef
The Dokis going pub crawling

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@LuckyDusty
this is pretty ugly. please dont post western shit about this game

viagrandad
viagrandad

@LuckyDusty
Sayori- Yoshi's Island
Natsuki- A Link to the Past
Yuri- Super Metroid
Monika- Donkey Kong Country
All great games because all the dokis are great!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lunatick
Monika is interesting as far as the game goes, but as a doki I don't get it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@viagrandad
Not bad. You're clearly a Switch owner but I'd agree with those picks.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
please don't breathe if you have a problem with western civilization

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do we just ask pastebinanon to add our name to the list in the pastebin? Ich bin Einbacht.
I have more than one fic that I'm at least partially satisfied with, so I made them public; in case someone decides they like my stuff and want to keep tabs on my stuff.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
Sayori - Kirby, Yoshi, any of them
Yuri - Chiller, Castlevania, Alone in the Dark
Natsuki - PC98 Touhou, Turbografx16 imports
Monika - Actraiser, Populous

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@hairygrape
Not yet but I will be when SMT V comes out, just played a ton of SNES with my cousins growing up

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
not with west civ, just the art style into a jap theme game is heresy

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StrangeWizard
SMT V

My buddy. So am i.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@LuckyDusty
Still consider retro to mean NES/SNES
Sayori: Megaman, Mario, Probably has a favorite Shmup
Natsuki: Kirby, Yoshi, Pokemon, cute low-difficulty games
Monika: Zelda, Sonic
Yuri: Castlevania, Ninja Gaiden

Maybe Sayori and Yuri argue Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat

5mileys
5mileys

@massdebater
Everyone running back over to Sayori's house
Trying to hold in their giggles until they're out of ear shot
"I can't believe you actually did it. You're crazy!" Sayori says, grabbing Natsuki's shoulders and gently shaking them
She almost trips off the sidewalk and
Yuri snatches the pen out of her hands
"Thank you Natsuki." She says, staring at your pen
They were all nearly back inside
"Blehhhh. Don't do that, Sayori." Natsuki protests, Sayori easing off out of respect.
Inside, the kitchen, the wine Yuri brought was nearly half empty
Monika offered everyone another glass
Natsuki shook her head
"As much as it'll probably help, I've had enough."
Everyone else toasts to the pen
Back in Sayori's room
Yuri on her bed, a little embarrassed about the whole ordeal
A few minutes ago, during truth or dare, Natsuki was dared to sneak over and steal your pen
Natsuki made a snide remark about Yuri wanting to pleasure herself with it, which naturally, became the next dare.
All the girls intently watched as Yuri slowly spread her legs and began working your pen in and out of herself
"D-do you have to look?" Yuri asked, shying away from their gazes
"Yes, I believe that was in the terms of the dare." Monika declared, visibly enjoying the show
"And I've gotta make sure you don't make a mess on my sheets!" Sayori said, defending herself before anyone would call her out for her dilated pupils
Yuri reluctantly began pumping faster, burying her face in her hand
Before long, she was sniffing rapidly, as well as making soft, girly moans
Everyone was blushing, not taking their eyes off her for a moment
Sayori's sheets were starting to get wet, but she was more concerned with the gloss of juices coating Yuri's slender, smooth inner thigh
Yuri quietly peeked between her fingers, seeing all the eyes on her
The dread of embarrassment wracked her whole body
But this time, there was something different to it
It was turning her on even more

(cont'd)

massdebater
massdebater

Who wants to write a fic about taking care of a sick natsuki?

Props if you make user get sick himself.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@5mileys
I'm listening /saving

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Deadlyinx
You're a god now, welcome to the pantheon.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@5mileys
this is great user

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@takes2long
Being comfy but not working on a fic atm. Definitely gonna start one tonight! I have an idea for one so I wanna get on it while I still have motivation

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

watch out for the monika

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
I'm curious, what's the idea user

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

who else here is MIDF?

askme
askme

@5mileys
This has potential. Go on

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ALL ANONS FROM /DDLC/ SINGS... Thanks. I still listen to it and sing along with all of you. In the shower.
Doki Doki!

Inmate
Inmate

@VisualMaster
Well she did nothing wrong so I see no reason for people to badmouth her.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I'm gone all day and when I come back the thread OP itself is bullying Natsuki. Oh no.

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
All the anons who sung and are in the CGs all in a shower badly singing shit

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
all in a shower badly singing
this #200 orgy just keeps getting better the more I hear about it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

The way Monika describes Sayori's hanging makes me think that she didn't script it to happen, even if it was her desired outcome. In addition the two alternate endings make me think that all the dokis are operating under the same level of sentience, they just lack the self-awareness of Monika. Am I way off base?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PurpleCharger
Sauce?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@PackManBrainlure
Been seeing people share a greentext about going to a farm with Sayori. So I saved them and I'm gonna try and get something started tonight!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BlogWobbles
As a Sayorifriend I am a big supporter of your idea

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fuzzy_Logic
No, not really. Even Monika at some point says "It's like its hardcoded into the game; some kind of inevitability." She isnt meant to have a route and the girls are meant to love you, and will adapt to do so. Sounds like AI to me, if a pretty simple one.
Natsuki is the anomaly though, because she outright defies Monika's plans and tries to get you to help Yuri behind her back. Its either a plot hole or just some inconsistency, or maybe Dan just really didn't to expand Natsuki's character... at all. She was really behaving more like a plot point in that instance.

farquit
farquit

@Deadlyinx
Holy shit my fucking COCK

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StrangeWizard
some kind of inevitability

TreeEater
TreeEater

Do you guys prefer pure wholesome or wholesome with a sad twist?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TreeEater
write what you're feeling man

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard
Should specify that I did mean AI when I said "sentience," though I figured if I said 'AI' some user would think I wasn't talking about in-universe.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
I prefer pure wholesome, but I can't help but have a twist in my own stuff; either happy to sad, or sad to happy.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
Pure wholesome
Starts off steering a little too close to sad but then saves itself big time

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TreeEater
Most nights wholesome (And some nights, Wholesome with a pregnant doki)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@5mileys

She got louder, fucked herself harder
All to entertain her friends, some of whom were most likely questioning their sexuality right about now
She spread her legs wider for everyone to get a better view
She even planted her feet firmly into the bed and lifted her pelvis up
"J-jeez, guess we know what happens when you get drunk, Yuri." Natsuki said, trying to break the tension
No one really paid attention to her though
Yuri lifted her shirt up, showing off her plump breasts
Sayori's hand wandered in, groping hold of one
Yuri let out a loud cry, looking to Sayori to give her an affirming nod
Natsuki pouts, hopping up on the bed
That gets everyone to look at her
"N-natsuki?" Yuri asks, after her vocal cords get used to speaking instead of moaning
Natsuki strips her top off, as well as her shorts
Yuri shamelessly ogles her friend while continuing to pleasure herself
Even Sayori looks, though she's still preoccupied with Yuri's tits
Monika looks on, crossing her arms and smirking
Natsuki snatches the pen out of Yuri's hand
"You've had your turn!"
She seems to hesitate after Yuri's slippery juices start getting between her fingers
But nevertheless, she jams the pen right inside of herself
She holds in a grunt, working the pen in and out of her slowly, with drunken coordination
Yuri sits up and grabs Natsuki's hips, pulling her closer.
"C-can't we share?" Yuri pleads
"Y-yeah. That works." Natsuki agrees.
Natsuki sits back and puts her leg over Yuri's,
Scooting closer, they soon press up together, pen stuck between them
Yuri slowly thrusts against Natsuki, who instead mostly grinds, feeling the metal pen gyrate against every surface of her vagina
Sayori notices the escalation, and decides it'd be socially acceptable to get on her knees and start sucking on Yuri's nipples
She's too occupied revolving her tongue over Yuri's areola to notice Monika behind her, head perched next to her ear
"Shhh. Just let mommy take care of you."

cont

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TreeEater
gonna be adding a twist into my wholesome series

Don't worry, it's a wholesome twist

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Natsuki questioning your purchasing habits!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Boy_vs_Girl
"Shhh. Just let mommy take care of you."
YES

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TreeEater
pure wholesome, my soul has been hurt enough already

massdebater
massdebater

@Deadlyinx
i don't even buy anything

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TreeEater
I prefer lewd wholesome

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@hairygrape
AI isn't so different from sentience. What are we but really advanced AI anyways?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx
I want Natsuki to convince me not to spend tons of money trying to get Abigail in FGO

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@eGremlin
tfw NA fag
have to wait 2 years for her

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Boy_vs_Girl
Ooooh, I've been waiting for a slumberparty fic for a long time
saved

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TurtleCat
Glad I'm not fully retarded, then. Thanks user

DeathDog
DeathDog

bullies natsuki

TreeEater
TreeEater

@DeathDog
You stop that

SniperGod
SniperGod

@DeathDog
how could you bully this

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Wholesome
I've had enough sadness

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Boy_vs_Girl
Dont worry user. I constantly think about the impending robot uprising we will inevitably be responsible for, so I understand.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Does Natsuki have a monster doki fic yet? I've seen some Mindflayer greentexts and she might be the odd one out now.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@lostmypassword
Thank you my man. I've done a lot mostly Sayori since most ideas I have usually click with her. But I'm hoping to do the other dokis soon

askme
askme

@BinaryMan
There was a greentext about finding a partially frozen Slimesuki on the way to school on a winter's day, but I think that might be it.
Also one about putting her in a water bottle and throwing her up a shelf to get her manga.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TreeEater
Sad with a wholesome twist.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

monika but piloting the neo granzon

idontknow
idontknow

Happy birthday to me...
/vg/thread/197562569#p197568235
Happy birthday to me...
/vg/thread/197562569#p197568283
Happy birthday dear Anonymous...
/vg/thread/197562569#p197568354
Happy birthday to me...
https://pastebin.com/nk1FK1K2

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Boy_vs_Girl
Sayori jumped
The action happening on her bed retreated to the back of her mind
How did Monika know about that?
It was no guess, judging by the confidence in her voice
"How..." She moved back to ask
Monika shushed her again and reached under her shirt
Eight fingernails slowly glided up her waist
"It's pretty obvious." She said
Was she some kind of mind reader?
Sayori considered everything as her body twitched sporadically under Monika's touch
That wasn't something that came up during truth or dare, but she had feared it might.
"Ahaha...just enjoy yourself." Monika urged
Sayori felt herself melting into her grasp
Computer. That's what it was. She must've looked at her computer
Embarrassment aside, her confusion was satisfied
Now she could just let it happen
She closed her eyes and let her dreams come true
"You're my favorite, you know." Monika whispered into Sayori's ear as her hands wandered south
Sayori just shuddered happily
She had wanted this for longer than she would ever admit
Monika's slender fingers, delicately rubbing her clit around in circles.
"You're mommy's precious little girl."
Sayori grabbed Monika's other hand and squeezed it tight.
"I love you, Sayori. You're more beautiful than Natsuki, Yuri, and I combined."
Sayori squirmed
"Nooo..." She protested weakly
"You are." Monika said, beginning to kiss Sayori's cheek, over and over again.
Sayori's heartbeat accelerated
"I'm sorry I had to get a little tipsy to say it. But mommy will be there for you for now on, okay?" Monika said.
Her fingers drifted further down, now sticking right up into Sayori
"O-okay." Sayori accepted.
"Anon will be fine with the other two fighting over him, for now, just think of me, okay sweetie? Just mommy."
"J-just...just mommy." Sayori said, Monika's fingers twirling inside of her, pressed to her g-spot
"Just mommy." Monika stated sternly.
"J-just M-mommy! Mommy~!" Sayori cried, juices seeping out into Monika's hand.

cont

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@idontknow
Happy birthday, user!
I wasn't one of the people that promised, but I spent a lot of my birthday here about a month ago without telling anyone. I don't know what I'm trying to say, but I want you to have a good day!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@idontknow
Do you want to talk user?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@idontknow
I love sayori. always

Bidwell
Bidwell

@idontknow
Happy birthday user!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
Happy birthday user! I love you!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@idontknow
Grats on leveling up. Don't forget to spec Int if you're going for wizard powers at 30.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Hey ddlc, how do you cope? How do you deal with it all?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@King_Martha
pills

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@King_Martha
I drink a lot and try to write something when it gets especially bad to just get my feelings out

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@King_Martha
I just do. Don't know how to explain it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@King_Martha
suicide ideation but also fear of death

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperWish
This is way too good user

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@King_Martha
Spite.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@King_Martha
I used to channel it into anger and then channel that into hobbies
Now I just drown in eurobeat and the few video games I still enjoy

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster
@BinaryMan
@Bidwell
@TurtleCat
@Fuzzy_Logic
thanks.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@King_Martha
sleeping a lot, video games, swapping between stress eating and depression starving, and since I turned 21 a week ago, legal day drinking

DeathDog
DeathDog

@King_Martha
A shitton of porn.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@King_Martha

Cathartic activities

When you create something, and force your emotions into a craft, it is relaxing.

Or just hitting the scenic route at 2 AM and having an intense lovemaking session with my transmission

Flameblow
Flameblow

@King_Martha
Food.
Fat, junk food.

tfw have fast metabolism

WebTool
WebTool

@Gigastrength
We're here for you user
Never forget that

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@King_Martha
Jack off, smoke some chronic, shitpost on Veeky Forums, jack off some more, work.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperWish
Please compile this into a pastebin when you're done

idontknow
idontknow

@WebTool
Giving coffee to Spideryori

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SniperWish
No hands, ma!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow
You made a typo at the end lol

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

fuck guys i am WIRED

this black tea i bought in bulk has a ton of caffeine in it, and i've been drinking it all day

MPmaster
MPmaster

@idontknow
Happy birthday user!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@King_Martha
If I were to be totally sincere, I would say that I do not know why I live and why I do not stop living. The answer probably lies in the irrational character of life which maintains itself without reason.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@King_Martha
Im not sure, i guess my hope has not yet been crushed yet

Soft_member
Soft_member

@idontknow
Happy birthday user <3

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Burnblaze
Simply for the eternal pursuit of dank memes, my friend.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@King_Martha
I live so that I can contribute to those I care about, and one day reproduce.

TechHater
TechHater

there is no worse feeling
than your alarm clock waking you up from a nice doki dream

JunkTop
JunkTop

@idontknow
Don't be mean to Spideryori user, she just wants to be accepted

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperWish
That was enough to catch the others' attention
"That's my precious baby girl. Let it all out for mommy, le-" Monika rambled through Sayori's orgasm, before catching Natsuki and Yuri both staring at her from the corner of her eye
"Umm...what the hell?" Natsuki asked, barely containing laughter
"You guys are gross!" She continued
Yuri giggled along
Sayori was still in her own little world, face inflamed with red, pussy still convulsing around Monika's fingers
"Hhhhn..." She whined, slowly looking up to see the others through teary eyes
"O-oh, umm...I came from the fingering! M-monika's weird fetish talk wasn't what made me cum at all! Ehehe!" Sayori stumbled, withdrawing her hand from Monika's so that she could try and improve her case with some hand gestures
Monika rolled her eyes.
"Don't be hypocrites. Everyone has strange kinks. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Speaking of which, can we have the pen, please?" Monika asked, extending her hand expectantly
Yuri and Natsuki accepted the request, pulling away from eachother and letting the slippery pen drop out between them
"Here sweetie. For being Mommy's good girl." Monika said loud and clear for everyone to hear as she held the pen up to Sayori
Sayori just closed her eyes and started to polish the pen clean.
"I'm guessing you two lovebirds both got to orgasm?" Monika asked the two on the bed smugly.
"O-once or twice." Natsuki said.
"I erm...lost count." Yuri admitted.
Sayori was sure to get both ends of the pen clean, sadly the tastes of Yuri and Natsuki's ends weren't all that distinct
There was certainly enough fluid coating it to account for two girl sharing it, though
Monika confiscated the pen once it was clean, only to dirty it again inside of Sayori's panties
"Wow, you really made a mess, ahaha~" She commented as she easily worked it in and out of her
Sayori just pouted
"Do you think user will notice his pen is missing?" Natsuki asked, sitting up cross legged.
cont

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TechHater
There is no worse feeling
Than being unable to dream about the dokis

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
happened to me today, it was so nice

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
really causes one to ponder

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Illusionz
it will happen when you least expect it

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
Either pure wholesome, or, like that other user said, sad with a wholesome twist, because it's a good genre if done right.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@girlDog
the dream that is not the waking up part.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@JunkTop
Too late, someone already tore one of her legs off.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Lunatick
Anon opens the window
Anon slams his hands on the window sill
From the bottom of his lungs he shouts
WHERE'S MY PEN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Sir_Gallonhead
do you remember any of it? when I woke up I had forgotten most of mine

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
Me too! All that I had the night I finished the game was hellish nightmares for a whole week. Nothing about the game either, just ghosts, demons and lots of gore. It was a stressful week.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Alright lads. Doing a DDR run in HOI4. I think I'm prepared to begin my conquest of the west. The only question remains..

Should I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0yC6Sa8E-s

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TechHater
user, that hit pretty close. That happened to me this morning and I've been feeling like shit all day.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
This cannot go unpunished.

TreeEater
TreeEater

We need to combine Mommy Monika and Hypno Monika to create the ultimate fetish fic

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Playboyize
https://youtu.be/9Y4r3aFMxdU
This song along with some of the stuff Monika told me during "Just Monika" really makes me think

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Firespawn
commiserate with me and take solace in the fact that you're not alone

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Harmless_Venom
Just vague things like it was snowing and Yuri and I were walking somewhere

Methshot
Methshot

@TreeEater
Y E S
E
S

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Need_TLC
I wanted to do a DDR run as groB germany in vic2 but it's too hard to get gommunist rebels to do anything and then you have to cope with like -300 prestige

Should I?
do it

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Spazyfool
All I had was a a very off-hand conversation of how I knew what a Japanese squid-themed superhero name meant because it was named Monika.
Fucking random-ass trivia has invaded my dreams but not the dokis.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Yes please

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
Remember to include blacked ntr too

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TreeEater
What about Mindflayer, that's on the rise

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@viagrandad
Why are we still here, user? It hurts.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Booteefool
Seconding this.

takes2long
takes2long

I love spiders!

TreeEater
TreeEater

Arachne Sayori is pure

eGremlin
eGremlin

@haveahappyday
Jawohl.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is it euro hours already?

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
Then go be with other spiders.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spamalot
I think that first mommy/hypno needs to be tested to check it's stability. Adding 3 at once may be risky

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Crazy_Nice
2 cuckposters
And so do I retreat for another 16 hours

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Deadlyinx
user turning the picture upside-down doesn't change the orientation of down

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
Adding 3 at once may be risky
Hey, I wanted to write a lewdfic!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Burnblaze
as long as we feel pain we know we're alive. there's my useless rhetoric for you. I sleep now

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spazyfool
While the Dokis are having a lewd sleepover user is going on a leprechaun hunt to get his pot of key chains and pens

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
But Yuri THINKS it's down because she's turned around, therefore she's still calling them gay

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lunatick
Be sure to pastebin this, this is beyond gold

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Stark_Naked
It does if you have to turn your computer upside-down to read what it says.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
Good night, user. I would wish you warm Doki dreams, but I know you'll have to wake up.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

MOMMY MISTRESS MILKIE MINDFLAYER

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Crazy_Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4r5ckveXD8

WebTool
WebTool

/ddlc/-alone together

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I want to give Yuri a back rub!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@AwesomeTucker
But she doesn't have a back-sprite.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@AwesomeTucker
I cuddle with Yuri and kiss her on the neck!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TalkBomber
Feel free to risk your own life, but adding 3 fetishes to one fic may create a fetish singularity

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
@RumChicken
patricians

likme
likme

@New_Cliche
I'm already thinking of adding more than three.
I don't know if I'm up to scratch, but goddamn, I'll finish it even if I have to slam my erection against the keyboard for an eternity for the one day that the jumbled mess of letters becomes a coherent story.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lunatick
Expand Dong

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sharpcharm
Why does Yuri have two of the same foot?
Is this a Lamia Yuri human disguise error?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fuzzy_Logic
edgelord

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@likme
What others would you add?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Welcome to my nightmare

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

This game recently came to my attention. Is it good? Is it fun? Asking for a friend.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
"That's my precious baby girl. Let it all out for mommy, le-"
Let it all out for mommy, le-"
le
DROPPED

DeathDog
DeathDog

@GoogleCat
You can leave if you don't like it here

Any time. Feel free

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
It's average.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@GoogleCat
Sounds like /skg/.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Garbage Can Lid
I'd say it's a fun experience, yeah.
Good, not so much.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@ZeroReborn
I don't know if all of them count as fetishes for the purposes of this thread, but I'm thinking:
Bathing together (tit sponge, full-body rubbing)
Feeding (Mouth-to-mouth, milky-to-mouth-to-mommy)
Denied role-reversal
And probably more if I can fit them into a 'daily schedule'--basically EXPANDED DONG versions of someone's day-to-day

Techpill
Techpill

@Sir_Gallonhead
the le is a word being cut off user

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@King_Martha
Video games
Internet

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Techpill
Im not letting that shit back into my life you cant trick me

Evilember
Evilember

@DeathDog
I love it already

Firespawn
Firespawn

@MPmaster
Don't feel bad user, I turned 19 today so I'm also pretty young all things considered

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Booteefool
It was probably let
but she was stopped before the t
calm yourself

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
Booze, pot, and self-deprecating humor.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Firespawn
happy birthday, fellow '98

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@DeathDog
Feeding mouth-to-mouth isn't my cup of tea(especially if you're planning on mental age regression) but write whatever makes your dick happy user

SniperGod
SniperGod

Why is she so perfect?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@DeathDog
bathing together
Oh FUCK yes.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I want to pluck every hair on Yuri's body piece by piece.

WebTool
WebTool

I'll never understand the whole mommy, hypnosis, mistress thing. I really hate the idea of being controlled or being treated like a fucking child.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TreeEater
I already wrote a poem that does just that except instead of hypnosis, her milk makes you forget your memories.

I'm set upon this path of sorrow
Vainly searching for the morrow
The morrow when my life begins
Each strand of painful memories thins
I come upon the silhouette
Of a slim and lithe coquette
"Come on dear, on Mummy's knee"
"What's troubling you? Confide in me."
I pour my heart into her care
She holds me close and says "There there."
And lifts her white shirt to reveal
A stiffened nipple you can feel
"Do suck on this, you'll feel much better."
"Your troubled mind, this will unfetter."
As I suck upon her breast
Milk trickles out and stains my vest
I feel my memories fade away
While new ones fill their place to stay
Just Monika

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@WebTool
it's beta cucks fantasizing that a grill will go for them

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Do you think Yuri was actually stuffing her bra after meeting MC in Act 1?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Poker_Star
Thank you user!
Tfw birthday on the anniversary of the biggest sucker punch in American history

TreeEater
TreeEater

Would Act 2 Yuri put her arm in a woodchipper?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Anyone want to recolor her eyes green and her bow white?

askme
askme

@Lunatick
"It shouldn't matter." Monika said
Considering she was as drunk as everyone else, it was with surprising grace that Monika was able to pull down her panties and slide the pen into herself
"Wow, um, y-you too?" Sayori asked
Monika nodded, sucking all of her fingers clean of Sayori's juices so she could better fuck herself.
"Come here and give Mommy a kiss." Monika said, gesturing Sayori closer
Spellbound, she crawled in and began cautiously kissing.
Monika corrected this, teaching her daughter how to properly kiss, using plenty of tongue and holding the back of her head in place
Sayori got the idea pretty fast, excitedly pushing into the passionate act, which only brought Monika closer to finishing
Monika wasn't a stranger to getting herself off, but the added stimulation was much appreciated.
Confident that Sayori wasn't backing out, she used the hand that once encouraged her to instead rub her own clit
"Good girl...good girl..." She broke the kiss to say, steadily reaching a crest of pleasure.
Monika tightened up, forcing the pen out all of its own.

The next day at school, you're the first one at the club
With all the noise from Sayori's house last night, you take the opportunity to catch up on your sleep
"Hey user! What are you so pensive about?" Natsuki asks, causing you to lift your head up.
Everyone else laughs
"Huh...oh, I'm just sleepy. You guys were pretty loud last night."
"My apologies, user. We were enjoying ourselves so much it was a little difficult controlling our volume. We had no idea the sound could penetrate through the walls though!"
More laughter
"What's so funny...?"
Sayori skips over and pats your back.
"Don't worry about it, user! Everyone has a different sense of humor. It all depends on your personality!"
More fucking laughter
Before you can groan, Monika places your lost pen on your desk.
"Oh. Thanks." You say.
"Don't mention it, user! Be sure not to lose that pen. It's a good luck charm now, ahaha~!"

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
No she wouldn't you fucking retard, if she did then it would be Monika's fault because Act 2 Yuri is not the real Yuri!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
Would she stick her horsecock in one?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sharpcharm
I think she would to save time with the cutting

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
Beautiful ending
I am touched. Both emotionally and in the literal sense
Too bad that pen probably doesn't work anymore though

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
And then MC has a habit of chewing on his pen so all the dokis look on in excitement?

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
Zing. Nicely done.

Flameblow
Flameblow

NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WITH MONIKA!
WE'RE IN CHARGE HERE WITH MONIKA! DISCOVERING THE PROMISE OF BIG DATA IS A LIE WITH MONIKA!!!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
I cried a little bit today in bed about how I had a lot in my life and now its nothing compared to the past. I guess I just deal with it

Evilember
Evilember

what's his name again

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Evilember
Dan "Little Man" Salvato.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evilember
Dan "Little Dancin' Man" Salvato

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sir_Gallonhead
L-Lilly?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Flameblow
i mean theres only so many people who would play a Vn, let alone a free one

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Evilember
Danvid the Gnome

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evilember
Dan Howard

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
Natsuki's Second Dad

FastChef
FastChef

@askme
So will you pastebin this or should someone screenshot it? It's too good to lose

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
Dan "Just Buy My Fucking Keychains Already" Salvato

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@whereismyname
Yes. ...I mean, what are you talking about?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Could someone post one of those mind flayer pics; especially the colour one? I need a bit of a visual aid while I write this lewd.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evilember
Dan "The Mini-Man" Salvato
Dan "just as stinky as he looks" Salvato
Dan "The Real Ant Man" Salvato
Dan "Kin of the Rat Clan" Salvato
Dan "perfect sapper body type" Salvato
Dan "fits in your pocket" Salvato

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
Dan Salvato the baby tomato

DeathDog
DeathDog

Okay Anons! I put that greentext story in a pastebin since some of you asked!

https://pastebin.com/x5qQ0Mku

Now, I need to channel this level of rapt determination into writing wholesome fiction. WHOLESOME.

Does anyone else have more trouble writing non-lewds? Maybe I have higher standards because I see it was classier than smut, or maybe I'm just insecure and doubt my ability to hold people's attention (Including my own) without making things all sexy.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
I know this is probably bait, but I'm that Yuri hypno guy from earlier, and its not that in my case. I want to introduce her to it as a subject, then eventually let her try her hand at it.
And maybe cure her cutting if its more illness than fetish.

I'm a somnophile already, with the control and subconscious trust she's handing me, and all the creative potential, makes it better.

When she's the Dom, it's both that same love, trust, and power exchange, combined with giving my perpetual mental activity a rest, as I dont wind down easy.

Sorry for pseudo-blog, have a Yuri to make up for it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@LuckyDusty
Sayori
human garbage
The only garbage is you.

WebTool
WebTool

@Evilember
Dan "Atom" Salvato

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
That's good, because Sayori can't bring herself to love anything higher than garbage.

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember
Dan "I DON"T WANT NO FUCKING NIGGERS IN MY GAME" Salvato

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Evilember
Dan "The keeper of keychains" Salvato

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Snarelure
but user why are we supposed to do a kick me sign run of god hand?
i'm not that sorry, even though i'm hella late

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@SniperWish
Didn't know Salvato works in a supermarket

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BinaryMan
mommy
easy enough to explain, they have an Oedipus complex
Hypno
It's either a dom/sub thing depending if they want to hypnotize or be hypnotized. Either having someone doing whatever you want or you doing whatever someone else wants.
Mistress
Sub thing.
Beta cucks fantasizing a grill will go for them
Buzzwords aside, you're on this board like the rest of us, so are you projecting a bit, anon-kun?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evilember
How did you get a picture of my penis?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Goodnight DDLC, fic hit 6k words I'll call that a sign of at least trying to do something today.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
Oedipus complex
Monika is the only girl to ever bring this out in me, I usually hate mommy type characters and don't want to fuck my mom

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lunatick
Your doki would be proud of you!

StonedTime
StonedTime

I need a christmas Sayori to use as a profile pic! Anyone got any unusual ones?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@RavySnake
Oh that's so cute! Thank you!

cum2soon
cum2soon

>>197903667
Monika erasing girls from other VNs and assuming their bodies now
Holy shit

Lunatick
Lunatick

@cum2soon
someone should make a katawa shoujo mod where monika invades

i would but im retarded

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sir_Gallonhead
@cum2soon
I missed some tips of her hair
I always do this
Forgive me

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Booteefool
Looks good. Add a bulge.

TechHater
TechHater

@Booteefool
Yuri's the one with the futa horsecock user

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Booteefool
U-unf...

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Booteefool
add wet spots to nipples

iluvmen
iluvmen

@GoogleCat
Yuri but she's always been flat-chested and hiding it!

askme
askme

@RumChicken
k

cum2soon
cum2soon

@askme
poor user

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
Long ago, a meeting fated with a man I truly hated,
This I to him indicated firmly with expression snide.
With his pleadings unavailing, I'm relentlessly detailing
His unpardonable failing. I could never let it slide.
Taking it without resistance, staring blankly to the distance,
Irking me through mere existence. Enmity intensified.
Inching slowly ever nearer while my thoughts become unclearer.
Hurl abuse into the mirror and reflection held inside.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@massdebater
directed by m.night shyamalan jesus christ

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Do Sayori, Natsuki, and Yuri feel guilty for Pearl Harbor? Does Monika bully them for payback?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@massdebater
very good

Evilember
Evilember

@idontknow
What a nice story.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CodeBuns
do you feel guilty about Hiroshima?

war is war

Emberfire
Emberfire

@CodeBuns
monika is the only white
I'm 100% on board with this

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
Just Sayori!

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
Just rap it to the beat of Paranoid by Linkin Park.
Really good.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TurtleCat
MUH

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stupidasole
those fucking japs started it

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'm so fucking ashamed that this lewd fic is coming along about a thousand times faster than my last fic, but I'm simultaneously unimaginably aroused. It's like ejaculating words onto a page; it's just flowing so fast.
I might actually finish it tonight, holy shit.
I'm going to need two hands for this.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
FDR had the greatest bait of all time and the japs actually (you)'d him

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methnerd
What are you writing?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stupidasole
No American should ever feel guilty for Hiroshima. Goddamn Japs had it coming.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Methnerd
DO IT user, TAKE MY ENERGY

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead
yamero

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns
They shouldn't. Japan should have won the war.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spamalot
Mommy Monika, Hypno Monika, Mindflayer Monika, with bathing, mouth-to-mouth feeding (candy, I've decided), milkies-to-mouth-to-mommy, and denied role reversal.
I saw the first three and my will to write my Sayori + Monika healing fic kind of went on the backburner. I guess it's alright to write a lewd once in a while.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@cum2soon
Monika possesses disabled girl's body
Panics when her eyes don't work and start stumbling around

w8t4u
w8t4u

Daily reminder bullying is wrong.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Soft_member
Look at me pa, I'm pretending I'm not a fucking weeb on an anime image board.
Well slap my tush and call me a piggie, you'll be swimmin in (You)s, boy! Now come over here so daddy can get some mouth service, if you be knowin what's good for ya.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@5mileys
NOPE!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@5mileys
Not to bulli but

IT'S AN ENEMY STAND!

「MOMMY CHODE」

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@w8t4u
Daily reminder that this is the best gf

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
Hell yeah.

TechHater
TechHater

@PurpleCharger
t. Irradiated Jap

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lunatick
He hasn't seen the webms

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Sharpcharm

Booteefool
Booteefool

@w8t4u
That's some cute ESL stuff

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fried_Sushi
Goddamn it I just started replaying Katawa Shoujo, going for Lilly again 5 years later.

Now I want to write this really bad, especially reading very wholesome tips about how to lead a blind person on /ksg/ the other day.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lord_Tryzalot
You know it.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
@Harmless_Venom
Sorry youre right. Her crotch cannot be THAT high. This should be more accurate right?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@w8t4u
they are pointing to us
it is good eat with you
somebody write bad things in
the people will laugh about we two
the only good thing that happens to me was you
What exactly happened to the person writing this meme? Did they have a stroke?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Who
no urge to jerk off because thinking about Dokis too often
here?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@King_Martha
They're probably retarded, like most people that make those.

girlDog
girlDog

@Evil_kitten
More like
Constant urge to fap because thinking about Dokis too often

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evil_kitten
yeah its been like 2-3 months and no urge whatsoever. I'm kind of worried. Did danlet steal my sex drive as well as my keychain neetbux?

TechHater
TechHater

The Dokis but they're all MILFs with varying levels of sexual aggressiveness!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Inmate
@Sharpcharm
Patrician taste, brothers

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@King_Martha
That picture
This Post

Oh god it's 2 AM and I am cracking the fuck up

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Just finished the game.
Disappointed and here's why:
The game doesnt bring enough horror/death and doesnt give you enough romance either. I was expecting that since I cant have any full romance route with any of the girls I could get to see them die in interesting ways but Natsuki stays alive in all endings...it feels like the game had a very interesting idea but rushed itself.

For everyone who got so emotional and creeped out by this game, try reading Kara no Shoujo.

It's a good game though, I just expected it to be better with the reception it got.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Lord_Tryzalot
You are a man of culture I see.

@Spamalot
Rude.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
This but they're all lolis with varying levels of sexual aggressiveness.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evil_kitten
Me at first, but now its
Jerk off and imagine it's the Dokis instead and nut so hard I feel like I got flashbanged

@Poker_Star
Dan Salvato sleeps nude in an oxygen tent because he believes it gives him the lust and misery of people who played his game. It does.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Need_TLC
Time to get the liquid nitrogen.

eGremlin
eGremlin

tfw no Yuri gf

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PurpleCharger
ive seen the webms

but a full route would be cool

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TechHater
Monika is wholesome and only wants you, even if you're a few decades younger than you! She'll teach you how to kiss and let you take out your teenage horniness on her curvy, mature body!

Natsuki is just baby crazy and will try to get married after having sex a few times!

Yuri revels in seducing younger men, and taking their virginities! Yuri calling you a big boy and taking you out on dates to the club that always end in you fucking her in the bathroom! Eventually proving yourself worthy of being Yuri's only fucktoy!

Sayori dies before getting that old!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Booteefool
Sayori's body hasn't gotten any older since high school
Best girl.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Fried_Sushi
Monika trying to be a spooky intimidating yandere but she's so clumsy it comes off as endearing.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Booteefool
this is a terrible list

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evil_kitten
Complete opposite

Hard all the time while thinking about to dokis too often

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Poker_Star
DDLC is a VN designed for people who don't play VNs. The more VNs you've played, the less impressive DDLC is.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stark_Naked
The first time I laid eyes on Sayori I wanted to mount her like a wild stallion and pump her full of babies all day and night forever.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
She looks like a 12 year old, user.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Poker_Star
its free and 3 hours long. its literally just to make a name for himself so he can sell project libitina.

askme
askme

cheeki breeki cyкa блять
>captcha: York Bacon

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@askme
fuck it dropped my picture

girlDog
girlDog

@Poker_Star
I've read kara no shoujo and thought it was less interesting. what are you gonna do about it? touko a shit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Shoggoth Monika pinning you against the wall!
Nibbling and grazing every inch of your body as she commits your taste and scent to her memory!
Stroking over every inch of you with her tentacles as she nibbles and sucks on your jaw and ear!
Staring into your eyes and making every minute feel like days!

likme
likme

tfw no human bf

Techpill
Techpill

@Carnalpleasure
Taking a dump while her pants are still on
Who's going to clean that up?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Speaking about being hard all the time!

https://pastebin.com/8NvXKbVi

That's the first bit of my lewd fic! It's nowhere near as curated as my 'normal' stuff, but I felt like I really needed to get it out there, because now I really need to let it out myself! Fuck! Also, while I'm still writing it, I'm also getting the urge to torpedo merchant shipping! I'm planning on writing wild sex, and I'm caught up wanting to hang out with a bunch of crusty seamen, taking range measurements and figuring out true bearings. How the fuck does my sex drive work anyways?
This might be it for tonight if I decided to go on a patrol! I'm always hurting for feedback and critique too, so if you feel something, how about posting it?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
D E S I G N A T E D

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
tfw you ate your previous human bf

Methshot
Methshot

@likme
@Evil_kitten
Monster mash!

@Firespawn
https://pastebin.com/9Qgh0Grd

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Poker_Star
The game has serious flaws, but those are only very surface level issues.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evil_kitten
pinning you against the wall
not politely handing you an outfit that just so happens to be just your size
and whenever you wear it you swear she shivers occasionally

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Booteefool
Negro please, at lest google how fifth-graders look like before saying things like that

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@eGremlin
But eventually she will lose control and pin you against a surface and rut you for an entire afternoon, then wipe your mind and make you think you just went to take a nap, right?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@w8t4u
google how fifth-graders look
That sounds like an awesome way to get put on some federal list.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Firespawn
This has some really good promise
I'm looking forward to what other suggestions she's put in user

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Evil_kitten
You're on Veeky Forums my man, you're already on the list

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Look up a shoggoth
Wait.
This looks a lot like the real version of the cute girl I'm basing Monika's 'monster' form on. Am I getting mind flayer Monika and shoggoth Monika mixed up or something?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@GoogleCat
Funny thing: she is the wall
And the clothes
And pretty much everything else inside the house
That's right. The silverware, the table and chairs, the bed and spread, everything.

There's no need for any sort of control of that sort. After all, you're already inside her.

Methshot
Methshot

@Firespawn
MY FUCKING DICK GOD DAMN

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spazyfool
Mindflayers and Shoggoths look mostly the same, Shoggoths just look like maids

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Spazyfool
Seems you are.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why would a depressed person want to date another depressed person?

That's doubling down on depression.

Skullbone
Skullbone

When's Monikanon going to read our poems?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methshot
I put up a few words on a separate window to reference when I felt like I was losing direction.
Those words are:

Unrelenting
Cock
Punishment

Not for user in the story.
It's for (You)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Spazyfool
Nah. Mindflayers are squiddy mind-controlling/altering illithid-like monsters. See:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Mindflayer
Whereas Shoggoths are like slimes and maids mixed together, with some madness for good measure:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Shoggoth

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
they're really similar-looking. Mind Flayers are more tentacle-y, and shoggoths are more bubbly imo, if that makes any sense

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spazyfool
Mindflayer: A humanoid-sized Cthulhu-like creature, originally from Dungeons & Dragons
Shoggoth: Straight-up eldritch horror, many eyes, many tentacles, usually blackish in color, sort of like The Thing

massdebater
massdebater

@Skullbone
Hm, critique user is asleep right now, and monikanon is busy sacrificing teenagers to a spider god.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Gigastrength
why would anyone find sayori even remotely interesting? She is literally designed to be just unappealing enough that you feel sorry for her but don't even consider choosing her, so that the end to act 1 has maximum impact. Sayorifags are a conundrum

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
Oh shit, my thing has been for shoggoths this whole time. Huh.

@w8t4u
I knew the real versions as much. I just wasn't sure about the differences between the monster girl versions.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@iluvmen
I liked her because of her really happy personality. the fact that she started to feel down made me want to help her more than I should have wanted to.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@iluvmen
he'd rather date someone interesting than someone delightful

wow sorry you were born broken, maybe an interesting murderer like Monika would be more your type?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@CodeBuns
yeah thanks for the orgasm denial fetish that I have now.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nude_Bikergirl
I think you're going for a Mindflayer Monika, but in all honesty the MGE version of the Shoggoth is really similar to how she acts in game. Shogs don't have mind-altering properties - at first. Mindflayers go for it right off the bat, but Shogs only do so if their loved one directly asks for it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Firespawn
Mfw I thought my lewds were powerful
Mfw my fics and lewds were completely dominated
Jesus christ man, some Anons might actually die.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@iluvmen

The character concept of "Really happy girl who is actually very depressed and putting on a mask to hide it and slowly realizing she's losing control of her life" is one that I identify with on a very personal level

girlDog
girlDog

@BinaryMan
that...totally resonates with me actually. I chose natsuki because she reminded me of myself, a lot.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@iluvmen
why would anyone find sayori even remotely interesting?
Cute
Bubbly facade that's relatable to me since I too mask my crippling depression by trying to make others happy enough to forget about me
Childhood friend kink
Short hair kink
Clumsy kink
She's kind of like a puppy, you want her to be happy
designed to be just unappealing enough that you feel sorry for her but don't even consider choosing her
lmfao maybe for you.
I don't like her therefore it's a mystery why anyone likes her
Lemme guess, you like Yuri?

TechHater
TechHater

@iluvmen
I just want to help, even if it feels like I'm being blackmailed into doing that

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Poker_Star
Which ones were your lewds? I'm curious now and frankly, I'm incredibly aroused right now. More material is always good.

TechHater
TechHater

@iluvmen
The only character who has realistic layers or a relatable internal struggle.
Only character who's character arc is handled tactfully from start to finish.
WHY DUZ SHE HAV FANS XP

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Mindflayer Monika > Shoggoth Monika

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BinaryMan
This.

In all honesty, I've managed to get my issues under control...for the most part. They're not really dealt with, and nothing either personally attempted or professionally applied (psychologist, psychiatrist, brief stay in a psych hospital) has truly helped. The most I've managed to do is swear to keep myself alive at least as long as there's someone who for whatever reason values my existence.


Right now that amounts to my immediate family. Meeting people is difficult on levels I can't describe, and no matter how much I want to make friends the thought is genuinely repulsive. I don't know what to do.

TechHater
TechHater

@iluvmen
A lot of people relate to her, user.
Say what you will about her being bland or boring but she's one of the closest real personalities we have in DDLC, a lot of people want to be their shining ray of (r/)hope because there's no such person in their lives, it's like trying to polish a really chipped diamond.
Besides, she's a great person, it's just so happens she was one of the most fucked in the game as both Monika and the game itself twisted her.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spazyfool
Are you sure you're not just looking at the new F/GO servant?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TechHater
handled tactfully
what did he mean by this?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TurtleCat
https://pastebin.com/9Qgh0Grd
https://pastebin.com/iuya5deU
Maybe the end of https://pastebin.com/jARX2pf1
And a Yuri/MC/Misumi threeway greentext that I didn't save.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Spazyfool
Nah, I was looking at the MGE shoggoths and mindflayers. I didn't actually know they were any different until now.
I've also avoided playing F/GO to save my wallet.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Firespawn
not even a Monikafag but respect where it's due that was good

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Stupidasole
Well they just got an Outer Loli servant

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

tfw not really a Monika guy
I feel kinda left out of all this excitement
Post other Dokis! And your favorite fic about them if you have one!

FastChef
FastChef

Is there some sub-classification of yandere that divides them into super murderous ones and the ones that go easier on crazy if their "victory" is secured?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@PackManBrainlure
God I want her so bad but I don't want to spend too much on JP since NA is my main account

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sharpcharm
Post other Dokis!
Nope! Fuck you

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Harmless_Venom
That just means you have 2 years to save up for her ;^)

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
It honestly looks like they tried combining a page of patterns onto one character. Looks horrendous
@Sharpcharm
I gotchu

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@VisualMaster
If you're willing to spend some money to try and get better, try this thing. It's clinically effective. The packaging is a bit new-agey but there's solid statistics showing it works.
https://selfauthoring.com/

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
Oh shit, I remember the flashing one.
Nice! Some material to """calm down""" with!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
Yes. Good yandere and bad yandere.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@RavySnake
plEASE

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evilember
Looks horrendous
I think that's the point of a Lovecraftian entity

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
https://pastebin.com/g4ETsWbP

Evilember
Evilember

@CodeBuns
U-Boat captain infected with Yurifriend levels of lust at several leagues under

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
Was Edmund Kemper a good yandere or a bad one?

askme
askme

Let's write a poem, one word at a time

"A"

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
Time to coat the insides of this tin can with the crusty semen of crusty seamen and penetrate whole convoys with our explosive loads!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@askme
MOMMY

Emberburn
Emberburn

Which Sonic characters would be each Doki's favorite?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Skullbone
MILKIE

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@askme
Monika´s womb

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Spazyfool
GF

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Fuzzy_Logic
Monika

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TreeEater
Monika

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@ZeroReborn
Monika

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn
Monika

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Crazy_Nice
Monika

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberburn
And Knuckles feat. Dante from Devil May Cry

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
@ZeroReborn
@Crazy_Nice
@girlDog
@Burnblaze
wow /ddlc/ really is in Act 3 now

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Harmless_Venom
tfw no Monika harem

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PackManBrainlure
The suicide scene was handled incredibly well, especially when compared to Yuri's death scene.

Sayori
Built up to in a subtle manner. You'll see it coming if you pay attention, but it's not thrown in your face.
The final day, between Sayori's final "poem" and the slow build up as MC goes to open Sayori's door, does a fantastic job of building up suspense.
The actual death makes perfect sense within the world and considering Sayori's character flaws.
Sayori's depression is treated tactfully (yet somehow avoids many cliches associated with depression), and is always treated as being a serious issue.
The scene itself is dramatic, making fantastic use of music, character reaction, and graphical effects to create a sensation that is analogous to discovering that a loved one has died.

Yuri
Yuri's cutting is basically tossed in your face way earlier than it should have been, in sequences that are a little tough to take seriously.
Yuri's death scene, on the other hand, has little build up beforehand, with just a cliche yandere dialogue being the only thing preluding it.
The death is over the top and somewhat absurd, making little sense outside of "oh Monika did it!"
Yuri becomes a caricature, who's faults are so cartoonishly exaggerated that she feels less like a fleshed out character and more like a yandere stereotype who has a thing for self-harm.
And that's not to mention all the other poorly implimented Yuri "scares" that litter Act 2. Yuri COULD HAVE been a fleshed out character, but Act II's faults doomed her to being an over the top yandere.

But, I'm sure you already knew all that, Mr. Baitposter.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StrangeWizard
tfw no Monika club

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Flameblow
Where are her legs?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Crazy_Nice
To be fair, Monika really DID do it, but i do see your point.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
Sayori
Tails
Natsuki
Blaze
Yuri
Shadow
Monika
Eggman or Metal Sonic So best taste

farquit
farquit

@Flameblow
Danlet stole them, he keeps them in his pot of keychain gold

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@PackManBrainlure
everyone feel asleep
@Crazy_Nice
am a Yurifag and agree with you on the way Act 2 was done. To me, Act 2 was more about Monika fuckery than Yuri in the first place.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@LuckyDusty
le $10 self-help man

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Flameblow
And his brother, 5 dollar self hate man, and their third sibling, 2 dollar self nuetrality woman

massdebater
massdebater

@Crazy_Nice
I agree with you, yet I still don't find Sayori to be the least bit compelling. Most of the shock value for me came from repeatedly repelling her clumsy advances and then realising the true impact when walking into her room on the day of the festival (you always get away with this stuff in other VNs), so if you'd been pursuing Sayori the whole time I wouldn't view her suicide as particularly well-executed.

I mean, she drops the "I've been depressed for years btw" really casually one day when MC-kun walks into her bedroom. Is that really 10/10 character development?

Evilember
Evilember

Alright I finally finished the (technically second) entry into my fic series.

https://pastebin.com/nBNPSeCX

You can find the prologue + my other fics here:
https://pastebin.com/u/338LL

As always, critique and (You)s are welcome!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is there new bread in the oven?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

/vg/thread/197909539#p197909539
New who gives a fuck I just wanted a fucking Sayori thread for my birthday literally one thing and I can't even do that right death can not come quick,enough.

takes2long
takes2long

@massdebater
Only reason she did that was because she'd been missing for seemingly no reason and MC confronted her directly with no way out by coming to her room. She knew that she was acting out of character from the perspective of the MC, and it would be kind of hard to only admit some of what was going on without then going into everything else.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@LuckyDusty
wrong wrong wrong

monika boss would be like mr. king dice and you have to survive the other 3 girls' corrupted versions before she goes all delete-y on you

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