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Spazyfool
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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

fag

Techpill
Techpill

@Spazyfool
make soloq solo only

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Some amount of days without a Jarvan IV skin.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Brand is my favorite champion and this thread is dumb

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I wanna cuddle Jinx and enjoy her new skin soon

TechHater
TechHater

reminder: DO NOT post in threads made by waifu posting faggots

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If CertainlyT remade Fiora would she be double broken or quadruple broken?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

xth for breast metal waifu

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw no qt petite elf gf

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
I want to cuddle jinx and enjoy her pussy

Inmate
Inmate

@Need_TLC
She'd be better than if DZK made her

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nude_Bikergirl
i wanna ruin this experience by playing kha after her release and camping the shit out of jinx lanes

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Inmate
xth for blackedposting

takes2long
takes2long

@Inmate
Then he'd claim there's a "proper" way to play her and then we'd have to wait 3 years for Meddler to fix her.

@CouchChiller
Kha'zix is a fun Assassin

Emberfire
Emberfire

Have you bully mid yet?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CouchChiller
good idea user. ill do this in my games

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Cho'gath

RumChicken
RumChicken

@takes2long
Every champ he's made has been broken or unplayable at some point and had to have been fixed by the balanced team. I'm honestly shocked how he's still on the team making champs.
I'm surprised you dislike him Azirfag, he made your husbando

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CouchChiller
be jinxfag
also like playing k6
whenever I play him vs Jinx imagine that I'm raping her
rock hard all game

feelsgoodman

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RumChicken
I dislike his ego. I don't mind his champions at all funnily enough. Taliyah fucking sucks,
I hate her play style.

Also Kayn is pretty balanced so call it stroke of luck I suppose.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I've been in this dilemma for a while, curious if anyone has any advice. I'm a main ADC in low gold, not getting better as quickly and consistently as I'd like, especially considering the fact that I've been playing this game for a long time and I'm actively trying to improve. Now whenever I go and play support I'll have a consistently high win rate by just having decent mechanics and game sense even though my vision game is pretty bad. I know enough about bot lane and the match ups and what an ADC wants to be successful but I still feel like I'm not a very good support. Still I win a lot more and a lot easier on support than on my main role.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RavySnake
You must've loved Invasion and having your ADC ass getting violated by dozens of K6 right?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw no Evelynn wife

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Best girl.
Best hair.
Best wife.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Supergrass
If you want to win: Support
If you want to have fun: Support
If you want to be tilted all game due to retarded teammates: Either

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
Meddler fixed and balanced Rek'sai and Azir

If he was able to do that, is there anything this man can't do?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

itachi champ? will swain be it?

Emberfire
Emberfire

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spazyfool
This is getting deleted. Calling it now

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
His ult will be trapping you in a fake world

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Being Zed is suffering

Methshot
Methshot

play with fiora
feeds in lane
doesn't show up to anything team-related until after out 2nd inhib is down
only took 2 towers the whole game
nice

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
oh yes, I played Jinx everygame and loved watching her get violated by everyone. Being eaten by cho'gath was the best

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Big, fat tiddies are literally the best thing in the world.

Firespawn
Firespawn

take fleet footwork
Healing every 7 seconds
Movement speed bonus and celerity gives me some ad
Auto enemy and run away fast with no counterplay
Continually do this
By the time I've gone back for bf, boots, refillable and dagger I've healed 450 health

3 potions worth of health plus the constant poke and it got even better after IE. Is this the answer to my prayers or a false hope?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

That one champion that you want to play but you're shit at
What's their name lolg

likme
likme

@Illusionz
ywn be able to satisfy your waifu like bbc can

it's a pretty good feeling desu.

Evilember
Evilember

it's a 4 man queue forces a forfeit episode

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BunnyJinx
I prefer a nice toned midriff. Tits are nice but midriffs are what truly carry it.

@Firespawn
Its sad how this is intended to be a melee keystone but everyone's taking it on ADCs

@haveahappyday
I'm the worlds worst Elise player

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BunnyJinx
Not wide, fertile hips

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@haveahappyday
Shaco

Booteefool
Booteefool

mfw Karthus buffs

RISE AND SING

Evilember
Evilember

Is Janna the lewdest Star Guardian?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Playboyize
Don't worry she's got 'em

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Inmate
If my father followed his advice around 30 years ago I wouldn't have been born

Soft_member
Soft_member

@DeathDog
Riven that low
Cmon son

cum2soon
cum2soon

@DeathDog
Literally built for impregnation in the missionary position while holding hands.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Need_TLC
are there any pics of certainlyt on a leash

farquit
farquit

@RavySnake
The warwick rework

Snarelure
Snarelure

I am looking for a new fun champion in the top lane, any suggestions ? I was thinking Riven or Fiora, and even Zyra
I already have Kled Maokai Teemo Xin Gp Kayle Camille Cho and Akali

FastChef
FastChef

not having more than 10 CS per minute every game
Step it up fampais

Also, what exactly does my full Malzahar build look like?
I tend to be fully built with 3k gold in the bank at around 30 minutes every game so I have no fucking clue where to put my money, they should really add some sort of high-power,high cost consumable item or lategame upgrades or whatever so you don't literally have only 5 slots + boots that are awful late game.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
Varus I have so much fun as him but I suck as him

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Crazy_Nice
Too bad

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Bidwell
You suck as him

Its funnier the more you think about it

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw you'll never have Imaqtpie be your adc

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Flex literally doesn't mean anything right? I just spectated a silver flex game made up of apparent gold/plats in other queues and the whole game was like this.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Play aram
Enemy rolls Janna
Effectively a 7v6

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Playboyize
Effectively a 7v6
13 people
Wut?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@MPmaster
stop maining support

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Garbage Can Lid
Because with all the shields and healing she does youre pretty much killing an extra person

massdebater
massdebater

@DeathDog
vi not s+ or higher

literally retarded list

her thighs are bigger than her entire body

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
so if it makes it a 7v6, and having janna is like having an extra person on the enemy team, then where do the extra two people on your team come from

Techpill
Techpill

I have a Poppy ADC help

King_Martha
King_Martha

daily reminder that kpopmakes you play better

listen 2 blackpink

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@King_Martha
blackpink is in my area

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

already m7
why do people like this exist

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

enemy jungler literally stands in top lane bush for 2 minutes
in this time everyone else on your team dies and loses dragon

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Playboyize
Play Aram.
Want to tell the team to stop trying to make plays because they're all negative kda and we can get an okay fight if we wait for ults and someone to be out of position
Don't want to be an Aram tryhard

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@DeathDog
Lamb is A at best. Fan art doesn't count.

farquit
farquit

@FastChef
I like Morello, Liandrys, Rylais, Sorcery boots. Void staff and Zzrot are great picks. Zhonyas only if there's an assassin targeting you. I hardly ever get full build with Malz

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nojokur
My bad I guess I was still to much from my last match
5v6

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Techpill
Not being a good support to your Adc
Well now aren't you awful.

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
We have nothing left but her butt/thighs fuck off

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You are now head of Riot
The game has become stale and you are rapidly losing money
You must fire ONE champion designer of your choosing
In the aftermath, you remove all champions designed by that creator from the game
You must replace all champions deleted with the same number of champions by another existing designer
Who do you choose to fire?
Who do you choose to create the new champs?

I would remove CertainlyT and make Rabid Llama design the new ones.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Techpill
as a healslut you shouldn't question your adc choices, your adc knows better

massdebater
massdebater

@BunnyJinx
I mean she's been out for a while now desu, pretty sure anyone can get to m7 in a day

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

so, is zoe support or what? what's the consensus?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fried_Sushi
Fire CertainlyTrash
Bring Gypsy back to champion design to fill the gaps

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Fried_Sushi
CertainlyT goes. Replace him with the balancing
lead (Jaime Griesemer) from Halo 2/3

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Inmate
Simply furry art

That's all wool

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Playboyize

None of you are fit to be dads so the whole fertility thing is pointless.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
Do you think Evelynn even knows how to fuck? I mean, she's a virgin and I doubt she spent time around bedrooms learning how people fuck and what works best.

I mean, I'm having trouble imagining Evelynn being able to do much more in bed than lying down and taking it while moaning and teasing,

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TreeEater
Not just making CertainlyT balance all champs and design all new champs
Now the game is balanced

FastChef
FastChef

had it with this game
don't have the willpower to actually quit by myself

What's a fun and easy way to get banned permanently from this shitty game? Hard mode: no racial or homosexual slurs.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@massdebater
you need like 20k mastery points to get 5 and then at least 5 more games to go from 5-7. Assuming you win every game and get an S in every one after hitting mastery 5 thats still 25 games

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Harmless_Venom
We have nothing left. Fuck off.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@VisualMaster
a virgin succubus sounds hot!

takes2long
takes2long

@Emberfire
Now wait one Healing second. I'm too a healslut But I fully believe you have the right to bully the Adc because they don't know better but still support them anyway

I bet you ain't no Healslut, are you? You're just some sissy Adc boy trying to act like a teen.

WebTool
WebTool

@DeathDog
No, now the game is HOTS.
Everything is busted and no one has fun.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@DeathDog
Every champion is fun to play
But at the cost if a champion gets ahead at all its unbearable to play against.
Even if they aren't ahead their mechanics/passives within passives allow them to be relevant at every point in the game with 0 consequences

If everyone can't have fun, nobody can.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Raving_Cute
And bad at her job. How can she expect to milk a cock dry if she doesn't even know how to properly pleasure it to begin with?

TechHater
TechHater

@Raving_Cute
Agreed

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What's the lore behind this?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Which Leauge girls would drug you and then take advantage of you while you were passed out?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@WebTool
Smite balanced their game this way and managed to be fun somehow.

Techpill
Techpill

@Spazyfool
The map and game will need to be redesigned to make it fun for certaint champions

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@WebTool
No one has any fun now anyways

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Gigastrength
but you could teach her what she should do...

JunkTop
JunkTop

7 decides which champ I fap to

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Techpill
Map and game don't matter because no champion is fun to play against. CertainlyT's champions are fun to play but there isn't a single one that isn't stress inducing to play against

Methshot
Methshot

@TechHater
Ahri
virgin

She's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

RumChicken
RumChicken

@JunkTop
fizz

TreeEater
TreeEater

@JunkTop
Azir plowing girls. You imagine yourself as one of his harem.

Flameblow
Flameblow

queue for top and mid lane
get jungle
next game queue for top and mid again
'autofill activated'
what the fuck is this?

WebTool
WebTool

@Spazyfool
Implying any of them would have to do that when they can all overpower you 50 times over at the least

That said, LeBlanc strikes me as the kind of girl who would drug a guy, take him to a motel room, and leave him there without doing anything just so she can watch him wake up and freak out trying to figure out what was done to him.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
Rek'sai

askme
askme

@Emberfire
Post the JoJo one

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spazyfool
None of them would touch you

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@JunkTop
Anivia

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
damn not that user but now i want it too

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@JunkTop
You may only Fap to Soraka's Goat-tastic legs and nothing else. Also Soraka can be having any sex.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@JunkTop
The one in the sarashi.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@JunkTop
ori

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@JunkTop
rerolling for
@TreeEater

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@JunkTop
Go to sleep without fapping.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Has anyone here had any experience selling an account? I'm sick of this game and want to stop playing it, and I figure I might as well try to get some money out of the deal if I'm gonna quit forever.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@JunkTop
Kindred

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop
HIKKU

5mileys
5mileys

@askme
OH MY BUBBLES

Inmate
Inmate

@PurpleCharger
it should be bliss to be hugged by him

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@JunkTop
your orgasm... will be beautiful

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@JunkTop
Nasus

happy_sad
happy_sad

@JunkTop
Lissandra

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

can someone explain to me why someone would ever take unflinching over demolition in the top lane? like almost all top lane tanks are recommended to take unflinching on op.gg but i dont see the point when im taking flash + tp. flash's cooldown is ridiculous and what the fuck is the point of it with tp since the enemy can easily just walk away?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Pick Amumu
Enemy team doesn't end the game before 30 minutes
Win

:thinking:

Inmate
Inmate

@Gigastrength
they go to school, haven't you read brandish

Firespawn
Firespawn

@JunkTop
Teemo. now fuck off

RumChicken
RumChicken

To the lonely Xayah user last thread, I love you and hope you find a friend to play leg of fignead with!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fried_Sushi
Can I just fire Anthony Burch instead?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@haveahappyday
you get the buff when it's off cd numbnuts

askme
askme

@JunkTop
Floor tiles.

massdebater
massdebater

@VisualMaster
user sex is more than just physical pleasure. It's about the emotional connection.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Inmate
tfw you will never join a school of succubi

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@haveahappyday
I don't know why you're focusing on the immediate tenacity so much instead of the fact it's a free tenacity almost 24/7 for doing what you would normally.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster
she's a virgin
Nothing in the lore says that.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@JunkTop
Warwick

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StrangeWizard
Before flex was a thing, me and a group of friends played 5-mans and we could barely get out of silver despite all of us being plat in solo/duo. Now all of us got plat in flex faster than we did in solo/duo. Flex is a joke.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@JunkTop
If 7 you must jack off to Lil'Pump

Soft_member
Soft_member

@massdebater
ok, now bend over

likme
likme

@askme
Patrician fetish.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why are you not playing J4 RIGHT NOW?

FastChef
FastChef

@JunkTop
Ornn

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
Warwick awoo~

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

y cant yordlescum ever be normal and pick an real woman instead of kids?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@MPmaster
Building zeke's on nami
You don't deserve imaqtpie or any decent adc, healslut

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Harmless_Venom
@Sir_Gallonhead
holy fuck im retarded

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@King_Martha
It clearly says she only seduces people to kill them, she has no interest in human sex.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@JunkTop
Zed as he fucks Syndra

Emberfire
Emberfire

@JunkTop
Hurry up guys I'm starting to edge

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Nude_Bikergirl
ywn get to forcefully take Evelynn's first time

Snarelure
Snarelure

@JunkTop
Azir and any girl in this game

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw succubus (male) will never break into your room at night to steal your cummies

takes2long
takes2long

@JunkTop
Zed
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Emberfire
Just pick any girl, user.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@JunkTop
Zed and Syndra together

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@New_Cliche
Forcefully
Not lovingly on your wedding night

iluvmen
iluvmen

@JunkTop
Both

Inmate
Inmate

@JunkTop
cho gath

idontknow
idontknow

i just keep losing
doing great every game just cant carry a fucking jinx jungle

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Ignoramus
boi

JunkTop
JunkTop

@JunkTop
sona, dawg
take my fic, too :^) https://pastebin.com/LZ5xcdwA

viagrandad
viagrandad

@JunkTop
Jonx

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
I want to black her

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
is this video games

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Inmate
fuck
@viagrandad
I'll do both

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
WINNER WINNER

Methnerd
Methnerd

@JunkTop
Lulu (must be rape)

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Dreamworx
thats still 25 games
thats not a lot desu

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@JunkTop
@Inmate
ay

eGremlin
eGremlin

i didnt think id hate it but this fwotd system is starting to annoy me

like if i just want to play a normal to collect my first win i have to selectively dodge because shitters keeping picking memecomps into ornn xin zao leona

why the fuck are these shitters always on my team anyway

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
It clearly says she only seduces people to kill them,
Yes
she has no interest in human sex.
Doesn't say that. She may have an interest to the extent that she can use it to manipulate their emotions further. She clearly has an interest in toying with her victims and using various means to "sweeten" the taste of their pain. And she could have an interest in terms of novelty etc. This feels like an outgrowth of the "Her touch kills" misunderstanding.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Ignoramus
SG Ezreal will never ask for you to give his boipussy your cummies for energy

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stupidasole

Yes.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Emberfire
Stop, don't finish, go to sleep.

Orgasm denial is my fetish.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Ryzen 5 1600x
1080Ti
16gb ram
play assniggerfaggots
75-50 FPS with dips into 45
EXPLAIN? is there a fix for this shit?
Also playing at 1440p144hz with gsync, ingame vsync disabled.

likme
likme

@Garbage Can Lid
or do both at once
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2155052#search=Chogath

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Garbage Can Lid
@Inmate
Here you go

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Who are the bans now? I just got dumpstered by a darius and im mildly salty.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@JunkTop
Which female champion are you gonna make another fapfic for?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

How do I git gud at Kayn?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StonedTime
25 minutes a game on average
625 minutes
10 and a half hours of playing this garbage game

literally an eternity

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Bidwell
i would like to know more

askme
askme

@Need_TLC
Not much to it except to play enough to pick up on when or not to go in. Basically any of his difficulty is just decision making since his mechanics are so relatively simple.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@whereismyname
https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/f/osqw6G4M

Do we look like fucking Riot tech support to you?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme
I guess that explains why I suck as him then.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
@Inmate
@likme
Welp, that wasn't nearly as bad as I thought.
Solid 6/10 fap

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@New_Cliche
dem wellington boots

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Crazy_Nice
i've had a request for ahri, and i've brainstormed an idea or two for that. adventures of sona and mc of the first fic might be fun too, kindred, maybe?
honestly, i'm liable to make one for whatever inspires me the most. i'm taking a break for right now,
though. that was my first piece as a writefag,
but it was lots of fun to make.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

refund Shyvana
realize my error only a day later
IM SORRY

Flameblow
Flameblow

@JunkTop
Will the Ahri one be a Star Guardian one or is it going to be on her other skins?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Ignoramus
Other people want a trap to ride their dick
Meanwhile I want a girl to ride my trap dick
One day.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

xth for my wife Syndra

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Dreamworx
Holy shit youre late

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SomethingNew
user
how you could

askme
askme

@Skullbone
please forgive me, im saving up to buy her back now

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
I've missed you

Firespawn
Firespawn

@haveahappyday
Azir.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@AwesomeTucker
what's the point to be a trap if you don't want to ride somebody's dick

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Flameblow
i was thinking base ahri, but a star guardian one might be neat. lots of void tentacle stuff in that one, probably. or maybe the star guardians fighting the dark star crew, with thresh breaking the leader of the guardians spirit with his massive dark star cock in front of her squadmates

very interesting.

farquit
farquit

@haveahappyday
Riven, Lee Sin, Zed, Vayne
for some reason I've never been interested in playing Yasuo even though I like 4/5 of bronzodia already

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Crazy_Nice
It motivates me to keep my body in shape because a fat trap isn't a pretty trap, and girl clothes feel cute and sexy. But I still like girls.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@GoogleCat
And?

TechHater
TechHater

@haveahappyday
Can play Elise or Nidalee like nothing but midfu is justa no-no for me, ahhhhhh

@Bidwell
playing a gay champ

FastChef
FastChef

which lulu should i main

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Garbage Can Lid
and no wonder your wife cheats on you with niggers

5mileys
5mileys

@Need_TLC
fag

iluvmen
iluvmen

@JunkTop
you make that sound like a bad thing.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Garbage Can Lid
@GoogleCat
He was busy trying to find syndra but she was with me this afternoon

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is there a better feeling?

>tfw it costs too much BE to get him to 7 mastery

massdebater
massdebater

@TechHater
I understand you so much. I really like Leblanc she is very sleek and stylish and her kit reflects her which I think is cool. I'm almost mastery 5 with her now but I feed my ass off almost every game

Evilember
Evilember

@RavySnake
i only cared about the S's when i needed some champs to 7

i dont think it feels rewarding, once you know the system its easy
just dont die and farm a lot while having decent kp
not hard, promotes a passive playstyle

massdebater
massdebater

/vg/thread/197866473#p197883478
/vg/thread/197866473#p197883902
Alright, good suggestion user, thanks.
Literally 3 games in with Sol and I got not just an S-, but a full S.

Now I got all my chests done and I can just play for fun again for a while.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Every fucking time
Every fucking time I put down my lane it doesn't matter because bot feeds
Or if bot doesn't my jung (usually a fucking kayn) feeds some shit like the enemy yi jungle who just comes in and then even if we try and peel him off the enemy team capitalizes on that and we fucking lose. I fucking hate this game so much.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@JunkTop
No
@Methnerd
No she is with me, we were just too busy to post.

farquit
farquit

@Garbage Can Lid
nothing,just pointing out obv things
how you doing ?

@Need_TLC
thats just stupid as fuck

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
gotta play bot yourself to make sure they don't feed then

Firespawn
Firespawn

@FastChef
star guardian

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Need_TLC
rather narcissistic that you want to be pretty but don't want to give joy to others...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Firespawn
@FastChef
turnip head lulu

Methnerd
Methnerd

@farquit
But I'm happier now then I've been in a long time, and it's not like I was sad before. I'm very content.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@eGremlin
winning bot
top and mid are feeding
jungler is masturbating in his camps
enemy 4 man ganks bot over and over so now all 3 lanes lose

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
Agree,thats part of her attractive
Not any idiot can pick her up and do well with her.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
But I do want to give joy to others. With my penis.

idontknow
idontknow

Camille buffed

Why?

hairygrape
hairygrape

How big is shyvana SCALY DRAGON STAFF?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StonedTime
that thresh one sounds amazing please do that one

Methnerd
Methnerd

@FastChef
@Firespawn
@Lord_Tryzalot

no KKK Lulu

Literally the only lulu worth to main

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
I'm doing alright kinda.

idontknow
idontknow

@viagrandad
well, what's good for you, personally i don't find it very fun

viagrandad
viagrandad

its another episode of no csing allowed
Swain rework can't get here fast enough

cum2soon
cum2soon

@idontknow
it's bullshit that jax got outplayed after playingl ike a monkey

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@eGremlin
why are you such a meta slave homo?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@viagrandad
playing top lane

eGremlin
eGremlin

@idontknow
cancelled an auto them flash auto'd the tower twice?
yeah, totally the buffs to camille that cost you that one huh

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@viagrandad
That zone control bird will probably remain the same, it's pretty iconic to him

girlDog
girlDog

@PurpleCharger
go as support
get a braindead carry who doesn't know how to trade properly
go ADC
Get a fucking support who's autofilled or some fuck with max mastery who doesn't know what they're doing
if we get ahead even slightly, @Dreamworx
happens

This past week I've seen it fucking all. I'm sick of it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
tfw I'm playing on pic related and get same performance as you user
That's just not fucking right.
Fucking retarfed pajeet street shitting niggers at riot keep adding more and more garbage pajeet code onto league's singlethreaded engine to the point where it probably takes a fucking delidded 8700k under phase change cooling to play this game at stable >100FPS lategame.
League vulkan API rewrite fucking when?????
@haveahappyday
TF. Funnily enough I was actually pretty decent at him back in season 3 then stopped playing him and every time I tried to pick him up since season 5 it was an absolute disaster. His kit hasn't functionally changed a single fucking bit and yet I just can't get things right now.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
ok then,whatever makes you feel happy

@takes2long
kinda
tell me more

@viagrandad
counterpicked or retard?
either way pick gnar or jayce for free xp

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberburn
Being first pick on blue side sucks

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why are people who are playing morgana/zyra jungle rushing support items? Why not just get your jungle item and then ap items

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StonedTime
I wonder if it's possible for a SG Ahri one where she gets violated by Corrupted Soraka's big corrupted horsecock in front of her own teammates. Although picking either one of the different SG Ahri rape scenarios is perfectly fine with me.

hairygrape
hairygrape

enemy jungler actually walks into lane to create some pressure and sometimes engages to get kills
our jungler just sits in a brush for a minute, engages, and dies anyway

it'd be fine if it was a lane 'cause at least every other lane could carry but junglers end up feeding all the lanes.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
support mentality, team comes first!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Irelia Carries U supervising Irelia VGU

How does it make you feel if you're autistically dedicated to one champion and high elo, Riot will personally invite you for stuff like this?

Remember when one tricking was discouraged?

likme
likme

@hairygrape
the true beauty of eve is you don't even need to enter lane to create pressure, slap that charm out there and watch people scramble

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
He just got lucky I've been a high elo one trick and they didn't invite me

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Ezreal still retarded
lucian burst you faster than you can blink
imaokai and ornn able to 1v1 duelists

tell me once this shit is over

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Booteefool
gold5 isnt high elo dude

Bidwell
Bidwell

@iluvmen
When did I say that's a bad thing

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
Irelia Carries U supervising Irelia VGU
If only he'll tell us how she looks and plays like.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool
You're only 13 divisions off nice try though

askme
askme

@Booteefool
ywn conquer Irelia

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Soft_member
not just chadpicking w/e you want and not giving any fucks

lel

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@lostmypassword
@Playboyize
not gonna lie, i don't even like ahri that much. but the thresh one is calling to me. don't think i'd do the soraka one, though; futa just isn't my thing.

Methshot
Methshot

Look at this!
Its Lissandra! a soft and plush ice witch!
isn't she adorable?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@askme

Are those just horribly drawn tits or is it another girl's ass? Kinda looks like she has a petite girl sitting on her chest, waiting to be 69'd.

5mileys
5mileys

@Emberburn
nothing too serious or worrying, just the sad feeling of never being able to cuddle with Syndra and also a bit of trouble sleeping at night

Finally played something else other than Syndra in a long time Vi and it was honestly fun, maybe I'll play her more next season if I'm autofilled jungle since the new runes kinda gutted Syndra jungle.

WebTool
WebTool

@PurpleCharger
>doesn't like Ahri
wants to make a rapefic of her

Please make Ahri get treated as roughly as possible and humiliated in front of everyone

likme
likme

It's been another one of those days guys...
Can I get another round of cute lol waifus (and husbandos)?
In fact, make it a double.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@WebTool
she's alright, easily mid tier girl. hot as fuck, though.
and don't worry, i will. i'll probably start working on it tomorrow

Bidwell
Bidwell

@WebTool
i like ahri and i think it sounds pretty hot

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Shouldn't be you sleeping or something ?

@5mileys
Yeah, kind of get what you feeling,its gonna be a cold winter here too
Syndra jungle
errr...yeah Vi is really fun

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nude_Bikergirl
Huge tits forced to fit in a extremely small top.

TechHater
TechHater

leo nerfs
Fucking finally

Illusionz
Illusionz

@likme
I hope life treats you better user

girlDog
girlDog

@likme
here u go friend!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Bidwell
Same.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Illusionz
those arms

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@likme
Posting the cutest.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
@Illusionz

Poppy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SomethingNew
I NEED TO PUMP THAT BLUEBERRY

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TreeEater
Shouldn't be you sleeping or something ?
No?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@WebTool
@askme
@5mileys
Yare yare daze

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Booteefool
Who the fuck plays Morgana or Zyra in the jungle? That actually sounds terrible.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool
Something wrong, faggot?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TreeEater
She honestly wasn't as bad as it sounds, you just had to watch out for early game counterjunglers like Lee, Elise, Kha etc. But as I said I tried her with the new runes and it just feels terrible so if I'm autofilled I'll just either dodge or pick Vi.
@likme
Get well.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
user, save such lewd thoughts for AFTER marriage!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
@TurtleCat
alright, boys. there's gonna be a focus on ahri, but i'm gonna have the other second squad star guardians as a side thing.
syndra or soraka; who's kha'zix preying on? already have ideas for mf and ez

takes2long
takes2long

these health bars
Are these things actually straight up bad or am I just being contrarian?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Booteefool
but the only "support item" support morg/zyra buy is eye of the watcher (or fqc+ss). :^)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Spazyfool
He dislikes the best yordle
Bud...

Illusionz
Illusionz

Ashe a qt!

tfw still no support gf

Some day.

I hope.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SniperGod
Soraka since she'd be completely defenseless against Kha'Zixes jumping on her.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
How did they even imagine to play Zyra jung? Instadie by Lee/Kha/Rango/Udyr invide? Slooooooow come to "gank" and miss slow as fuck E? I play this shit from her release cos she was very nice, and naw she nerfed to totally shit. And they think she can "jungle", wtf. Yeah she appers on top, Jax/Pant/any other shit jump on her, gg.

w8t4u
w8t4u

be Brand support
my fucking dumbass hardstuck plat 1k games 47% winrate adc freezes the wave inches from the enemy tower
enemy xayah freefarms without getting harassed
"BRO YOU ARE BRAND CAN YOU PLS HARASS THEM YOU RETARD"?

Atleast he got reported and insta punished for using no-no words.

Techpill
Techpill

anyone want to play a game or two with a qt grill? add me ign fijidew

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
soraka

wish i wasn't at work so i could masturbate imagining myself a defenseless soraka getting jumped on and raped by khazix

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Can only have fun when playing league as an extremely high MS jungler or Urgot
get twitchy during teamfights
I-is there something wrong with me?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Techpill
anyone want to play a game or two with a qt grill?
Yeah sure, when you find a qt girl that I can play with then tell me.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
no

going fast is the real fun

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Harmless_Venom
I've done it before to cheese the jungle.

Zyra can have an easy as fuck early clear if your passive isn't retarded and begin to autoplace plants on the otherside of the screen.

Morgana on the other hand has a crappier clear.

I'd still say keep Zyra support since she does better as a poke and in mid if you bring Barrier to shit on assassins for even taking a step forward.

t. Elise/Eve jg main and Zyra supp main

w8t4u
w8t4u

YOU THINK A TOWER WILL SAVE YOU?!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Harmless_Venom
zyra jungle was a meme before the rework that got killed by the rework because her plants died fast as fuck.

they decided now to again make them not instantly disappear/die to jungle monsters so you can meme jungle again. it's not that terrible, you just walk up to people until you can't miss and e.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Techpill
if you were a girl i would boost you for a platonic friendship

FastChef
FastChef

@Soft_member
Selecting your champion when you haven't seen your lane opponent's champion just sucks in general for every role, even support.

But yeah, say you want to play Nasus, and you get first pick blue side, you might as well make other plans or look to pick for a teammate to trade.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Techpill
Post ur panties again

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Need_TLC
Those hips

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Techpill
anyone pathetic enough to buy the skins i hint at wanting in exchange for playing with a "real girl"

hope none of you kids fall for this

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@haveahappyday
its me. i am the qt girl.

@SniperGod
im down for this....

@PurpleCharger
haha what

@Garbage Can Lid
dont need skins, havent played in months. looking for someone to pass the time with, while enjoying vidya

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Dreamworx
haha what
Dont act like you don't know what im talking about fiji

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Harmless_Venom
She has an incredibly healthy clear. If she's ganking at full health she's not particularly vulnerable. E is good CC and she has a ton of damage. She is vulnerable to duelists who can jump on her, mainly Kha and Lee. But you can ban one of them and it's not like she's the only champ with counters. Udyr isn't a big deal since you'll always be able to e him without issue.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
@Playboyize
great point, consider it done.
someday soon; star guardians get aced

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StonedTime
okay then

@King_Martha
fair enought,have a good whatever it is on eu

@takes2long
no,they bad

@SniperGod
friendship
someday i will be lucky to have one of those,probably

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
that pic
kek
source?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Dreamworx
its me. i am the qt girl.
Why you gotta lie on the internet user?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
im down for this....
don't tempt me user i'm going to sleep soon but if i remember tomorrow i'll add you

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

If you have a friend, and you two aren't in high ELO, try playing Sion adc/Nautilus support. They have really good synergy/lockdown. Also they are big boys. If your enemies aren't smart, it's the cheesiest cheese.

Also, post fun off meta picks

Snarelure
Snarelure

@takes2long
i don't have a problem with them. they changed the shade of coloring which is different, otehrwise they are fine.

askme
askme

@Dreamworx
Remember, your falsetto voice isn't "girly". Nobody thinks it is but idiot guys thinking they're fooling everyone.
Voice changers are fucking cheap and if you use that you're a disgrace.
You gotta naturally teach yourself to raise your voice, even big gruffy guys can do it and eventually sound like a girl. It'll take weeks and weeks of practice but you can do it if you try.

You're welcome ;)

eGremlin
eGremlin

Welp, the two people who we're gonna write for me have disappeared. Im assuming one of them was murdered by syndrafag again. So here goes:

WHO WANTS TO WRITE ME SOME GUROSMUT INVOLVING A QT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS GIRL KILLING ME? I GIFT FOR IT AS USUAL

Nojokur
Nojokur

@askme
Be my qt female sounding bf please

Methshot
Methshot

@Methnerd
You too user.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
tfw want to be a girl and can sound like a girl but i look way too masc to pass for a girl
i hate my life

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@kizzmybutt
Muscles are the strongest muscle.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nojokur
1: My voice hasn't come in yet, so it just sounds like a high masculine voice. Still working on it.
2: I like girls.
There's nothing that annoys me more than when traps have the most masculine moan on the planet. For fucks sake even I can do the fake whore moan.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@askme
Voice changers are fucking cheap and if you use that you're a disgrace.
sure you are because using a proprietary soft when you can use a free soft is a disgrace

also why are you so jelly of her? we are having a cat fight, we are having a cat fight!

askme
askme

@PackManBrainlure
@Need_TLC
Yeah but clear thing is not a real problem. problem is how she is weak as jung when game have Kha/Rango/Sejuany and she cant do any crap if they gank in the same time as you. Its sad cos b4 shitty nerfs she was my main mid. When also her E wasnt slow as fuck. Its so many years and they dont make her good supp or good mid.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@AwesomeTucker

Is it gay if I want Poppy to peg me?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@King_Martha
Jelly
Just giving some helpful advice ;)

cum2soon
cum2soon

@lostmypassword
Kill yourself degenerate

Evilember
Evilember

@lostmypassword
2: I like girls.
for now but my offer will still stand if that changes

TechHater
TechHater

play sion versus yorick
ult
yorick makes a perfect W on me while im flying towards him
sit completely still in the center of his W
it doesnt cancel my ult
i just sit there
what the fug. i accidentally ulted into the outside of his W and it stopped me, but when he landed that perfect shit the game didnt know what to do.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Well user? What will you be ordering?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
What do you have in store for Jinx and Lux?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Supergrass

If this is your fetish then you gotta visit Thailand sometime. Blowjob bars are awesome.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
why u mad user? if you were here a couple years back you'd know my vagina was all over this board. hows that for a voice changer? lmaooo fuck outta my face newfaggot

FastChef
FastChef

@haveahappyday
that's pattaia only isn't it? i was to phuket and they don't have much fun there -_-

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
I don't see "tenderly cuddle" on this menu

farquit
farquit

results, by far the worst vg ive ever played

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@eGremlin
wants someone to write smut for him about a female league hero killing him.
living this sad of a life
not realizing how depressing it is that his life has devolved to this low of a level
reads "smutfags and waifufags kill yourself" every day in /lolg/
doesn't actually do it
keeps dredging on, day by day, pretending it's fine to be this much of a beta-male
doesn't realize he will never have a healthy, meaningful relationship
should actually kill himself

Like... i feel bad for you my dude, but I think you smutfags are a lost cause, devoid of rationalizing that your "fetish" is SUPER cringy and depressing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@eGremlin
The guro I look at tends to go the other way around. By the way I think Evelynn is right up your ally.

Evilember
Evilember

@haveahappyday
jinx and lux are the first squad, so they won't be featured in this story, sadly. maybe i'd use them for a smaller scale story someday, just with generic void monsters. they also might show up at the end to save the day. jinx is my favorite sg but i don't really have any ideas for her, so rip. elf jinx is a cutie and is easy to make a story for, though. so who knows what'll come of that.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i really dont get why people got to be such assholes in this game

why cant people just be nice, or at the very least neutral

nobody likes having someone being a dick and yet they all do it

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
i was to phuket and they don't have much fun there -_-
literally "fuck it"
not much illegal-in-the-states fun there
What is wrong with that shithole?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StrangeWizard
@Stark_Naked
I know people d5 in soloq but challenger in flex and p5 in soloq but silver in flex. Flex is a complete shitshow until challenger and even there it's about same level as d3 soloq but games basically go "whichever team has more actual (soloq) challenger players wins".
Flex rank is absolutely meaningless and I have deliberately decayed to d5 in that queue so that people won't tell me I played it unironically.
@Booteefool
People experiment with jungle zyra/morg because of the changes that came this patch which help their clears a lot (the changes make their first clears go from "executing themselves" to "doable") and support items jungle because FQC active is actually great for ganking. Jungle morg might be playable now and 3s snares from over a wall sound pretty nice to me but jungle zyra is definitely still shit, she's nothing more but a proof of concept of "look, I can jungle because my plants tank some hits".
Personally I've been abusing support items on junglers before preseason patch. 54s cooldown FQC is a lot of fun on eve and using relic shield to heal your laner from 10% to 50% while "taxing" them but not really because they still get the minion gold is nice as well. Saving people with ult + guardian + FoTM active as shen was a lot of fun for me.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
Can you please
Please
Kill yourself? The reasons why I don't even bother to join this is because of fags like you.

askme
askme

@hairygrape
Transition and join the 40% please.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
the 40%
What

TechHater
TechHater

@eGremlin
I'll write you another one if you want. I'm the guy who wrote the Vayne piece

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

His stream is actually kinda comfy.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@New_Cliche
u no want to bully me for not supporting you well enough?

*sob*

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
why are you posting these

Emberfire
Emberfire

@New_Cliche
Incredibly long game times, playing with 9 strangers.

Streamers and people who are regularly in Challenger are a lot more chill because they basically know everyone theyre playing with the same as you would know everyone in your grade level at school, after years and years of playing with the same 30 or 40 faggots.
Especially the ones that went pro and actually play face to face with/against their soloQ teammates.

There's no ACTUAL social aspect from throwing 10 people into a room for 30 minutes, kicking 9 of them out and replacing them with someone else

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Supergrass
Can I get a bowl of eggs

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

play with my irl friend
sup & him jg
lose bc fucking yi got big off bot side
"fuck man sorry my bad"
"anon that was all your lane haha"
"promise ill make it up to you next game"
"what are you gunna do suck my dick"
wasnt paying attention because was taking a drink
hes joking
im not laughing
gets really quiet
"im joking anon"
Did i fuck up?
Does my friend think im gay just because i play support?
Am i autistic?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Lucidity boots Karthus

w8t4u
w8t4u

@askme
already part of the 40% you realize it's 40% attempt suicide not 40% are successful right?

likme
likme

@Emberfire
Streamers and people who are regularly in Challenger are a lot more chill
this is so wrong
when there is a popular streamer they will act nice
if there isnt they are some of the most toxic players in the game, they just do it in a smart way so they dont get punished

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
he doesn't know about the nami poster that randomly appears at random times of the month to post end game screens

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
are you a drunk girl?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TechHater
Which vayne piece?

@Emberburn
The guro I look at tends to go the other way around. By the way I think Evelynn is right up your ally.
Why would you want to hurt a qt girl?
Also eve is alright, yeah.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evilember
pls write a fapfic of elf jinx being anon's christmas present

Techpill
Techpill

@Methnerd
i dont mind but it seemed kinda odd, never noticed

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RavySnake
no but im about to have a depressed girl over to crash at my place since shes got no place to stay.
she has a car, its shit, theres fire, its cold, she got no blanket, good buddy of mine.
gonna give her food blanket and a place to crash for a bit

i dont have any eggs anf the markets are closed due to fire

Inmate
Inmate

@likme
Do you mean people in high diamond who get matched with LCS Pros and Qtpie etc. are toxic af when theyre not playing with streamers, or do you mean qtpie and Scarra etc. are toxic as fuck when theyre not streaming?

Because im not talking about the randos.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@whereismyname
Because when they overcome these challenges it's cute

Supergrass
Supergrass

Let's talk about how there are only like 10 waifu/smut posters that continually post their pitiful fetish in /lolg/, and how absolutely nobody wants them here.

Let's talk about how they have their own discord for this specific topic, but insist on posting it in the general thread, where nobody wants it.

Let's talk about how everyday people tell them to stop ruining /lolg/ with their embarrassing fantasies, yet when they get called out on it, they just respond by calling people newfags.

being in denial this hard

Seriously nobody wants you here. The people telling you to kill yourself aren't trolling, they are being serious. If you are too scared to an hero, at least do the human race a favor and don't have children. We don't need more ultra beta males in the volatile time we live in.

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
randos and streamers are nicer when 10k people are watching

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Inmate
i meant the randoms

obviously streamers are going to be friendly, unless they are desperate for attention (tobias, some others)

FastChef
FastChef

guys tell me your greatest waifu fap. ever since the release of super galaxy annie, i never looked back.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

pick Jayce into Zoe
shove wave and roam
kill the enemy Eve when she counterganks bot
kill her again when my WW invades her red
kill Zoe with two EQs then a Q-auto because lethality is balanced
Zoe afks at 0/2
take mid T1, bot T1
doublekill top/jg and take top T1
finish 10/1, 6k to turrets, 6k more to champions than the rest of my team
no honors

Fucking COME ON.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Boy_vs_Girl
that was the plan, user. i've had a fantasy like that for a few years, and i'll probably end up writing it before christmas.
@FastChef
i came up with the idea for the sona fic in the morning, blueballed all day at work, then wrote it that night and used it for fuel

FastChef
FastChef

@FastChef
Impregnating Evelynn on our wedding night.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
@BunnyJinx
pick Jayce
no honors
Thats all I needed to read.
Of fucking course you didnt, you didnt deserve shit

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StonedTime
god bless I'll be monitoring closely

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@FastChef
Irelia licking Syndra's feet

Rek'sai's teaser trailer

massdebater
massdebater

0 honor, hour long game only talked objectives and no bm

likme
likme

@TalkBomber
Oooops i'm talking about her bear summon sorry.

@StonedTime
@FastChef
cool stuff bros

SniperGod
SniperGod

@lostmypassword
40% of trans people attempt suicide. Yet they want to push it out on the world how normal it is and how we should all accept that lifestyle. But this isn't /pol/ so I'll shutup about it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
Only mention how well you did
No mention of how you acted
Perhaps you were a fucking asshole and even though you won the game your team didn't like you? Honor is not LP, it's not there as a reward for carrying.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Methnerd
talking all this trash with no good produced
Yeah nah

Methshot
Methshot

How come Lee can always steal Baron no matter how behind?

Evilember
Evilember

@Stark_Naked
Irelia licking Syndra's feet
This?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
damn everything is possible

Techpill
Techpill

@haveahappyday
Riven

Booteefool
Booteefool

Do I buy Lux or Irelia first? I have an Irelia shard, heard she was getting a rework soon. How soon?

girlDog
girlDog

go mid lane and take turret + solo kill
bot lane hardints 9 kills in 9 minutes to Vayne
go bot lane and take turret + some kills
jungler and mid hardint and lose turrets
Uhh, HotSbabs?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BunnyJinx
Yeah you're gay may as well stop lying to yourself and become the sissy support slut you're meant to be.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Crazy_Nice
Syndra/Irelia is a pretty popular ship.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Booteefool
Irelia in my opinion, you only want lux if you also want to buy her spell thief costume and main her forever.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SomethingNew
I refunded poppy twice,now she´s my only m7 champion

Skullbone
Skullbone

@haveahappyday
Any jungler that I like that isn't named Olaf. I can sometimes do well on others, but its very hit or miss.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BunnyJinx
missed a chance to suck a dick, silly

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Booteefool
Swain in mid february, late january at the earliest.
New champ in roughly 3 months (so mid March or so.) Irelia rework around midyear, anywhere between April and the end of June.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TurtleCat
awesome do you have some pics of irelia removing her sweat drenched ionian armor while syndra intently watching?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@eGremlin
2800 to go, then. Thank you, user.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BunnyJinx
I've played 1-4 games every day since they release this new honor system. I never flame/BM/troll my teammates. Always very positive when we do something good, always looking to raise team moral when the game is flowing against us, and people's spirits are down.

All of this good behavior. And I JUST got Honor level 3 on Monday (keep in mind you start out at Honor 2). I thought my shit was broken for a long time because I tend to catch 1-3 honors per game.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@haveahappyday

I've played two games on him but until I watched the Faker-Pokimane game from a couple days ago I didn't know you could Q during E.

So, uh, does anyone know streamers who play Azir frequently?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@FastChef
See Lamb stalking her prey.
Grab her by the hips and go balls deep in her pussy.
Realize something is wrong.
An unbearable pain wells up in my left nut.
As I cum I feel my left nut painfully exit my body only to be devoured by lambs pussy.
Feel an awful stinging pain in my right nut.
I must escape.
As I try to pull out I realize lambs pussy has reverse knotted my dick like some kind of dog.
I plead and beg but she laughs and says she likes peanuts.
I laugh at her horrible joke in terror as I feel my right nut slowly descend.

Evilember
Evilember

@haveahappyday
streamers are going to be friendly
All the ones I've met so far are jackasses. They fuck up and feed and then go afk, pretending that they're taking a break or that their obs isn't working. Meanwhile we're left with a feeder and the stream just sits there the whole time. He wipes all chat history and starts anew, banning anyone who says the truth to newcomers. Streamers are by and large a bunch of selfish cunts in the few times I've had them

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Skullbone
I feel like the honor system was bugged for some regions, as in they got honor too quickly. I'm NA and got honor 5 like maybe 2-3 weeks after the honor system was implemented. I hardly talk and just usually play well, I'd say I'd get like 5 honors in 10 games maybe?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Skullbone
Everyone got Honor 3 at the same time, more or less, so its not related to games played or honors received, its literally a timed unlock.
Honor 4 should happen either next week or next decade, but its going to reset in early january anyway once 8.1 hits, so it literally does not fucking matter.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
are you prepared for
SWEET KISSES,
CUDDLES,
and
HANDHOLDING?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
Impregnating Ashe while Tryndamere is in the next room.

Poor girl desperately needs some sexual release.

girlDog
girlDog

@Evilember
Are you in challenger?

Im talking exclusively about the people who have been top of the list for several years. They all know each other, often by in real life names, from just playing a bunch of games together or competing in real tournaments.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
Um...closest thing I've got.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@LuckyDusty
I appreciate that user thanks.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@GoogleCat
Poor girl desperately needs some sexual release.
But shes already the freljord's bicycle

Firespawn
Firespawn

Threadly reminder for smutfags and waifufags to end their lives.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Firespawn
Waifuposting is the pinnacle of lolg.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
Cucking a guy who literally cannot die when he gets pissed off

Okay

Inmate
Inmate

@CouchChiller
that sounds nice but needs a touch of Jinx's personality as well. Hopefully a lot of teasing involved

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Firespawn
posts his husbando

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Garbage Can Lid
qt

@GoogleCat
Tryndamere is in the next room
waiting to be impregnated?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Challenger poppy when? tf rito

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
This

farquit
farquit

@Spazyfool
I think I get turned on by the danger of it. Knowing that one wrong move will get me bisected would make the pleasure of breeding his wife all that much more enjoyable. Ideally I'd be of a lowly station, like a pool boy.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nude_Bikergirl
Conqueror, but yeah.
Im pretty upset we didnt get Victorious Zyra this year. Or Orianna.
Probably because they already have SKT/TPA skins.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Methshot
his Q does % missing HP dmg and is easy to sync with smite

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

420 posts
200 images

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Supergrass
Being this mad that people here discuss waifus there is absolutely nothing to talk about on /lolg/ that hasn't already been discussed to death or can be covered in like 10 minutes

Sounds like someone needs to get a Laifu

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Inmate
of course, i'm thinking grinding and other teasing before the present is unwrapped, as well as sudden shifts from gentle stuff to pounding and back.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

be mid laner
jungler dies invading to top and jg
"wtf mid why didnt you help"
jungler starts taking my farm
tell him to stop being a faggot
win game
get S
"report varus for not cooperating"
get 2 week ban
wtf i thought they fired Lyte

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Supergrass
Cute cute CUTE!

whereismyname
whereismyname

@askme
She's a decent mid, but not the greatest.

To be a good mid champ, you have to either be highly mobile with good burst (i.e.; Zed, Katarina, Fizz, etc.) or have snare/root/stun with one-shot potential (i.e.; Syndra, Ori, Annie, etc.).

As a support, Zyra is still great since she shits on any ADC who is dumb enough to go lane with a Doran's Blade over a Doran's Shield. Also a lot of the time, rather than focusing you, the enemy bot lane focus your ADC, meaning you can full combo E > W+W > Q > Exhaust/Ignite and get a guaranteed double for you and your ADC if you aren't a retard.

takes2long
takes2long

Fuck my impulse i just bought a star guardian ahri because her splash art is so good...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Ignoramus
who's your favorite waifu poster?
mines the riven poster who's stuck in silver

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@FastChef
I only fapped to my waifu once

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Still no qt girl thief champion that steals gold from the enemy
Seriously Riot when?

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
ahricuck. he seems like such a cool guy. we should all fugg his waifu to thank him.

hairygrape
hairygrape

2k+ aram mmr on smurf
10+ minute queue times
always the same people
toxicity through the roof

get me out

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@takes2long
Her fucking VO is amazing, I just wish it was on Academy instead.
Too bad Riot didnt realize they could just put a slight hovering on a champion and call it a homeguard animation and mark it up to 1300 shekles yet, and made Academy skins "cheap" compared to almost everything released since.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'm leveling a second account to 30 for no real reason.

Wondering if you guys have anything you do to practice before ranked?
Since I've been playing with trash I think maybe I'm getting sloppier, even though my winrate is good.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

duo with someone
tell them to wait 2 minutes before queue because i have to piss and get a drink
it takes me 3 minutes
they kick me from the party and queue up solo
what the fuck is wrong with these faggots

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lord_Tryzalot
that sounds like a great christmas present, thank

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is there a way to turn of the shit new hp bars and get the old ones back?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@VisualMaster
The ashefag because he is not annoying

viagrandad
viagrandad

@idontknow
implying ahricuck isnt actually ahri trying to drum up some dinner by making it dirtier to the average low-T wannabe chad.

TreeEater
TreeEater

got so tilted at people raging I turned profanity filter back on
it actually helps to keep me untilted

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Spazyfool
Sejfag, be my qt frejlord cum dump.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Burnblaze
if its my first game of the day i usually play 1 aram or normal before ranked

I dont know why, but every month I have a couple of days where I just play like utter garbage so I avoid ranked then
Ill be playing my main and find that I cant cs for some reason, for example

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@whereismyname
ewwq
not eqww or ewqw
what the shit you want so many melee plants for

JunkTop
JunkTop

@idontknow
Ahricuck, stop shit posting and give me your contact info so I can come to your house and fuck your wife in front of you.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Raving_Cute
You know you can plant seeds during the spell wind ups?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberburn
Ehhhh, i think you are talking about another sejfag user, i post sejuani pics occasionally

eGremlin
eGremlin

do you rush triforce on morde
[spoler]hes going to play morde next match, bless his poor soul

whereismyname
whereismyname

vg results

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Deadlyinx
yes, which is why i said ewwq gives you too many melee plants

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CouchChiller
Aren't you the one whose bffs with Namifag?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Weren't they supposed to decrease the mastery upgrade costs? Don't wanna spend 4k (((blue essence))) on shit like that, even when I have the essence to spare.

askme
askme

Super Galaxy Elise splash art looks hot

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SniperGod
of course, my man. i'll get started on star guardian tomorrow and have elf done by christmas for sure, but for now i sleep for work tomorrow. good night, and god bless, my friend

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

watching nadeshot play league for one of the first times
he's either having fun or pretending to have fun discovering the game
must be nice to have that feeling again

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
I tried mid Zyra but i don't like her waveclear, or maybe i'm doing it wrong

iluvmen
iluvmen

What do you fellas play when you're tired of League of Legends?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
Nope kek

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@whereismyname
Poppy support
Heim "for fun"
Not sure whats worse...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Poker_Star
You use your passive and W to harass your enemy laner back so you can farm a lot more efficiently. Thanks to Flowband, you can now do this without spending a shit ton of mana on harassing.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@New_Cliche
not mentioning the Vayne top

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Gigastrength
Vayne top into Heim
He got what he deserved

cum2soon
cum2soon

new to playing and only level 29
playing Cho jungle in a normal game
apparently was against some Plat adc who was streaming
go look at his stream recording of the game
at multiple points its him screaming about me hitting RG and running up and ulting him
Sorry for the blog but I found this funny

askme
askme

@Supergrass
@BlogWobbles

sitting on my state employed ass waiting to get off work.
gonna play LOL when I get home for a few hours while my wife and child sleep
a waifufag NEET suggests I get a life

You still need to end your life teehee. :^)

Firespawn
Firespawn

can someone who plays ribbon tell me if im doing the fast combo shit correctly? i don't even exactly know how it should look like

MPmaster
MPmaster

Thought Unflinching gave you free Tenacity when summoner spells are ON cooldown
mfw realizing it's when they're OFF cooldown and you DON'T use them that you get free Tenacity
i'm so dumb

cum2soon
cum2soon

skarner broken in aram
what did he mean by this

Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme
play LOL when I get home for a few hours while my wife and child sleep
not snuggling her up
nice husband

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Firespawn
ur not
click faster dont drag ur mouse so far away for the movement click

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
anon you should go to sleep as soon as you get home from work

Found the NEET.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Firespawn
snuggling

StonedTime
StonedTime

Game bugs out so I don't get to lane until the enemy champ is an entire level ahead
Go to gank mid for a kill and lose it cause oh haha Zoe just HAPPENS to have heal

I'm so fucking sick of having bad luck.

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
you have it the other way around. you get tenacity after you use the spell and also when the spell is not available (because you used it).

@TalkBomber
who said anything about sleeping

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lord_Tryzalot
Not spooning your lover after sex

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@MPmaster
Man I miss this comic.
She stopped posting like 3 months ago, hope everything's ok...

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
i think in your situation user, it's not really productive in long term if you keep on doing this. Try to enrich your relationship with your wife like planning an outdoor activities. Try some outdoor sex on camp, on her knees on a grassy fields begging for anal is one of the best.

WebTool
WebTool

Ultimate skin for a toplaner when????

TechHater
TechHater

@TreeEater
lover
Not just pump and dumps

Wew sorry faggot i got shit to do and others to smash

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

3 clown ranked games in a row. Naw "support" without wards. How the fuck ppl climp without shitty premades from low elo. Cant do any shit if have clown/afk/troll almost in every game.

FastChef
FastChef

@farquit
you have it the other way around. you get tenacity after you use the spell and also when the spell is not available (because you used it).
oh
i'm back to not liking it
i always feel obligated to switch teleport off for ignite or something because otherwise it'll only ever be useful with flash

RavySnake
RavySnake

Taliyah doesn't want to carry us
Calls for ff15
She buys max cooldown and uses her ult to cut our team in half every single fight
some people have the biggest egos

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
wait for Pulsefire Challenger Poppy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit
anon you should go home from work and crawl in bed and wake up your wife, who very much values her sleep, in the middle of the night to snuggle her when she has to wake up and deal with a toddler in a few hours.

Found the lonely NEET*. My bad.

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
What mastery upgrade even gives to you?

Bidwell
Bidwell

if you read this you are a fucking faggot

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Bidwell
IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR BANTER
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WebTool
WebTool

DO NOT OPEN

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
tfw no abusive bf

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@WebTool
I'm gonna cut it off.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

OPEN

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Pentakill now has a rival band

0 Decides their name

Once name is decided I'll get to the members.

TechHater
TechHater

@Need_TLC
returning home from the work in the middle of the night

aww, poor thing

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@WebTool
this is easily the least flattering pic of ahri i've ever seen

also has anyone figured out the criteria for getting S ranks? Like, what numbers in cs/kills to shoot for?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
SupportPrideWorldwide

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster
@StrangeWizard
HEAL SLUT BAND

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw i dont even play League anymore
but I still come here occasionally
only to suggest that waifuposters find an iota of courage in their soyboi bodies
to finally an hero

cum2soon
cum2soon

@w8t4u
Can I click anywhere or do I have to click explicitly away from the enemy?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
Being a NEET is horrible, but you sound like if your life was quite stressful

FastChef
FastChef

@StrangeWizard
Well that was quick

Pentakill's rival band "SupportPrideWorldwide" needs some members

1 Decides Vocalist
2 Decides Bassist
3 Decides Guitarist
4 Decides Drummer
5 Decides Keyboardist
6 Decides the new second Vocalist

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TurtleCat
what dis

takes2long
takes2long

@PackManBrainlure
he can browse lolg while at work
if only some of us were that lucky

massdebater
massdebater

@FastChef
Poppy

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TurtleCat
Thanks doc

TreeEater
TreeEater

@eGremlin
900 games in gold ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Emberfire
Emberfire

@WebTool
This artist is like a more disgusting aka6

And I thought that was close to impossible

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
anywhere
movement is what cancels the animation it does not have 2b in a specific direction

TechHater
TechHater

@FastChef
If you wanted (you)s you could of just asked for them.

5mileys
5mileys

@FastChef
yasuo

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

how can I improve at mid
Im always behind in cs even when I play annie sometimes

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@FastChef
Syndra

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
1 Decides Vocalist Soraka
2 Decides Bassist Leona
3 Decides Guitarist Taric
4 Decides Drummer Braum
5 Decides Keyboardist Bard
6 Decides the new second Vocalist Zyra

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@FastChef
malphite

Playboyize
Playboyize

At which date and time was the all star event in CET?

Techpill
Techpill

@TechHater
Oh no this man works nights for a state facility where he gets paid really good money and benefits, solely providing for his family, and allowing his wife to be a stay at home mom like she wants to be

Yeah it's absolutely terrible. Thanks for your pity user.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Burnblaze
Stop playing a training wheels midlaner because you fell for the ls meme and play Ahri instead

Stop roaming so much, you don't have to hold your teams hand constantly
Be aggressive, mid is the safest lane. Use your position to get wards in the enemy jungle too so you can push aggressively

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
Ahri
Make it a Kpop band

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Booteefool
i dont think you understand how this works, it's based off the last number in your post number

your last number is 7 so none of your choices go through

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Burnblaze
playing annie
low cs
get your shit together user

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fried_Sushi
No user, I was hoping for any of those numbers and was trying to set a specific choice for each possibility

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw

StonedTime
StonedTime

@haveahappyday
Malphite singing

this made me laugh more then it should but i want it to happen

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Techpill
solely providing for his family
even worse than i thought, i pity you

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@New_Cliche
ahri
bassist
sounds cool to me

also
@FastChef
corki

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
Considering how hard you're fishing to tell people about your manly American provider life it must not be as good as you say

Now stop talking about off topic shit and talk about league of legends

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BlogWobbles
I wish I was good like you, fellow 25er

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@massdebater
@haveahappyday
@New_Cliche
Guitarist poppy
Vocalist 1 malphite
Bassist ahri

What a great start so far

We still need
Drummer, vocalist 2, and keyboardist

5mileys
5mileys

@FastChef
j4

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Techpill
he fell for the stay at home mom meme
can't even snuggle her wife because "honey I understand you work all day to sustain my lazy ass but I have a child to take care off"

Not even ahrifag is this much of a cuck user

eGremlin
eGremlin

@FastChef
Rammus

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
spooning after sex
confirmed virgin

Bidwell
Bidwell

results

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@FastChef
rammus for second vocalist

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Booteefool
Not saving your purity for marriage

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@FastChef
Singed

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
having sex with someone you love while both of you enjoy it
disgusting

Supergrass
Supergrass

@FastChef
Drummer lulu

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@FastChef
Zed

Evilember
Evilember

vg +2

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@FastChef
Morgana

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
lulu

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw no cumdump healslut gf

I want games where my Janna gf can deepthroat my cock while she tries to contort her body to shield and ult for me as I fight.

Methshot
Methshot

@FastChef
This shit is cursed we can't get digits
Hecarim ffs

RavySnake
RavySnake

@FastChef
Irelia

JunkTop
JunkTop

@FastChef
Evelynn

happy_sad
happy_sad

vg vs vg
NA
+2
password vidya

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
Taric

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
aurelion sol

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef
aurelion sol for guitars

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SomethingNew
@BunnyJinx
Guitarist Poppy
Vocalist 1 Malphite
Vocalist 2 Taric
Bassist Ahri
Drummer Lulu
Keyboardist Irelia

They are to play in battle of the bands against their rival pentakill
Winners take all

What theme of music does SupportPrideWorldWide play against the Metal Heads of Pentakill

9 decides genre of music

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
@RavySnake
@BunnyJinx
Finally

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BlogWobbles
Thrash metal Voivod style

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Buy an 800g piss-sword
Mundo is now a cannon minion

Huh...

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BlogWobbles
Poppy glam rock

No pun intended

Obviously they get destroyed

You can't kill the metal

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Soft_member
jesus christ why not kpop

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Best Riven skin ? ( Except for Dawnbringer )

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Soft_member
That was fast kek

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
I completely forgot that Voivod existed

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
arcade or championship

TreeEater
TreeEater

s there any point in picking up poacher's dirk?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Soft_member
ok what now?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Soft_member
Goddamn you're fast fuck you

SupportPrideWorldWide is a Thrash Metal Voivod band starting
Poppy on guitar
Ahri on bass
Lulu on drums
Irelia on keyboard
Malphite and Taric on vocals

And are to play in battle of the bands "Hexakill". Winner takes all.

Who wins? 5 decides

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
stop telling people about your manly American provider life

Your right, i must be upsetting the waifuposters by making them realize the depravity of their fetish.

Oops my bad. How about those new runes boys?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Emberburn
Pentakill, no contest

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberburn
SupportPrideWorldWide

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

does jhin in botlane do better with ER+IE or with Lethality?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberburn
they decide that the competition shouldn't be about winning and instead should just be to celebrate music and there is no winner

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
expecting 5s in a thread who is about to reach the image limit
Well i will try at least:
If 5, a bomb explodes and all the members of both bands die

farquit
farquit

@Emberburn
Pentakill, obviously

The other band winning would be like Poison winning against Slayer; its just laughable

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RumChicken
hard to envy somebody who is a single provider for his family, returns home midnight and cannot even snuggle his wife because she "values her sleep"

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@eGremlin
it's a 5

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster
why dont you lookup the stats to see for yourself?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@eGremlin
The motherfucker

girlDog
girlDog

@eGremlin
Welp, there goes half my champ pool

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@eGremlin
fun ends now. desu i was expecting a fan art using those rerolls. Instead this user is just farming (You)s

SniperGod
SniperGod

@eGremlin
Top kek, witnessed

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Gigastrength
your a cuck if you make enough money where your wife doesn't have to be a wageslave, not spending her time raising her child, and paying someone else to take care of the kid.

Literally what? What's it like being retarded?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@eGremlin
gee now everyone is fucking dead

RumChicken
RumChicken

make a new bread soyboys

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RumChicken
no u do it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@eGremlin
typical murrica a truly trendsetter for these kind of stuff.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Wow, Jax is ass. So much for "lategame god". I just get cucked by Janna and friends. This champ is ass. Rework when?

girlDog
girlDog

@Dreamworx
Dawnbringer will be on sale for 1350 later this month

If you mean that you don't like dawnbringer, then arcade is probably her nicest one. If it's too cutesy for you, championship.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@haveahappyday

Shaco.

Just cant get it right

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@JunkTop
lmao, just git gud

@girlDog
If you mean that you don't like dawnbringer
it's a code word for being poor

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Dreamworx
Arcade and Dragonwing are shit as thy mess up her animation canceling. They look nice but don't use them. Just use base, battle bunny or redeemed.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

New thread when?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What is the most fun lane in League to play?

I picked League over Dota because league seemed more fun but now I find myself getting upset

5mileys
5mileys

if 5 a new thread gets made

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CodeBuns
In 165 posts i hope

Methshot
Methshot

fucking waifufags fuck OFF

Emberburn
Emberburn

playing as jungle twitch
gank top and get a kill
enemy top immediately teleports back to lane
im still in the area so I gank him again
top lane is effectively won
mid game hits
we're have a huge advantage but do some bad misplays
top gets butthurt and says we're feeding
goes on all chat to announce that the game is now 4v5 due to him not participating in any future teamfights
mfw shit dont matter because we already have a huge lead
after 10 minutes of us not losing, top switches strats and tries to feed his ass off
mfw he didnt sell his items so he's still tanky
mfw he already has a huge respawn timer so he cant run it down mid fast enough to give the enemy team a chance to catch up
mfw we still win the game and 4man report this faggot

SniperWish
SniperWish

@JunkTop
dragonwing

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is there a way to contact Riot directly to report a player?
This one guy is so cancerous and toxic he deserves a permaban. I've never seen someone as bad as him before.
Also I have the story if you're interested.

viagrandad
viagrandad

If 5 all the band members revive with their Guardian Angels

Techpill
Techpill

@StonedTime
Im interested if its not some erp bullshit

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish
idgaf

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
Battle of the bands comes to a tragic halt when both Pentakill and SupportPrideWorldWide perish in the bombing

Sources state there was a witness at the scene that survived but is in critical condition.

A suspect is in holding for the attack and is being questioned for any ties to terrorist groups

8 decides the suspect
2 decides the survivor

5mileys
5mileys

@New_Cliche
SupportPrideWorldWide

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

/vg/thread/197908510#p197908510

RavySnake
RavySnake

@kizzmybutt
250 post early

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
Muhammad Tyrone ibn Mubarak

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Techpill
tfw nobody ever tried to erape me in lol
a-am i not pretty enough?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Techpill

go into draft lobby
get assigned jungle
pick Kha Zix
my support bans Kha Zix
ask him why he did that, he knew I wanted to be him, but he doesn't respond
I thought it was just a mistake
now forced to play as Warwick, who I am rusty with
we go into the game
he didn't take smite off
he follows me everywhere and steals all my buffs
so 15 minutes into the game I'm still like level 4 and so is he, so it's essentially 3v5
he starts feeding intentionally because he's triggered he didn't get jungle
our entire team is pissed at him and we all report him

A month or two later...
get matched with this same guy even though I blocked him
only reason I remember his username is because it was etched into my memory
he does the same thing
gets triggered I got jungle and he assigned support
so he bans my champ again
luckily someone dodged so I didn't have to play with him
go into the next game, he is on the opposite team
focus 110% of my energy in the game to making this guy's life miserable
we win and it's immensely satisfying

Like....banning someone's champ in the lobby should be at least a 24 hour ban. That is the absolute lowest of low.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

GUMI CAT OR RIOT

takes2long
takes2long

@Lord_Tryzalot
get matched with this same guy even though I blocked him
Blocking people doesn't prevent matchmaking from putting them on your team, if it did you could basically decide who's on your team and on the enemy team in high elo games.
Like....banning someone's champ in the lobby should be at least a 24 hour ban. That is the absolute lowest of low.
Imagine getting a 24h ban for banning yasuo when 69ExperienceChanger420 hovers him. Not so fun now huh?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@takes2long
Yes but there has to be some rule he's breaking right? And if he does this in every game he doesn't get his way (which I assume is every time he doesn't get jungle) then surely other people must be reporting him.
Why aren't the lobbies more moderated?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
If you recognized his name why didn't you act like you were going to pick a different champion so he'd ban that one?

Evilember
Evilember

@Lord_Tryzalot
I JUST start a fking game declare my main supp and that victim of abortion adc BAN IT and speak nothing. Wish i have a reson to report this shitbag.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StonedTime
I think you can contact Riot support on the website

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
I didn't recognize it was him until after my champ got banned. How often do you check people's names in the lobby?

SniperWish
SniperWish

get a support veigar who dies 4 times before lvl 3 in lane
he's polish so call him a subhuman polish cunt who should uninstall the game
for some reason I get a 14 day ban and he gets nothing when he intentionally fed

When will Riot fix the tribunal system?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Is there reason, besides toxic community, why LoL doesnt need team voice chat?
Or do you think it is good feature to have?
And why not add team voice chat with default option "mute voice chat" like with all chat?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@GoogleCat
It's not really needed for solo queue in general.
Only autists and gay faggots want voice chat that's a fact.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@RumChicken
Why not tho?

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