/alg/ - Azur Lane General #67

Firespawn
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http://wiki.joyme.com/blhx/首页
https://game8.jp/azurlane
http://azurlane.wikiru.jp
https://twitter.com/trinity77at/status/938698983953678336
http://en.gfwiki.com/wiki/IDW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc4UZbH7Q7I
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Events/Tea_Time
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Events/Tea_Time
https://twitter.com/maririka_cmore/status/938692664328720385
http://wiki.joyme.com/blhx/%E7%BB%AB%E6%B3%A2
http://wiki.joyme.com/blhx/%E6%BB%A8%E9%A3%8E
https://twitter.com/noripachi/status/938892478089871360
http://figsoku.net/blog-entry-90428.html
https://twitter.com/HM_Hmongt/status/938709722609238016
http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/cit/pagekit/0000/00/07/000000078961/index.html?Tw=1
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.YoStarJP.AzurLane
https://apkpure.com/%E3%82%A2%E3%82%BA%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3/com.YoStarJP.AzurLane
https://twitter.com/namafumanjyu/status/939076234113302530
https://twitter.com/cle_masahiro/status/939067227025711104
https://twitter.com/toriumikapiko/status/938999596662976513
Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Can't wait for June

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You are asked to spank her.
Y/N?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@haveahappyday
[x] tongue spank her fart box

likme
likme

If I got Lusty from daily contruction today, I'll buy her costume and I'll bulin

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@likme
I want to ejaculate on her stockings.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Today's the anniversary of the worse war crime of WW2 and this harlot was responsible for it.

idontknow
idontknow

@haveahappyday
I will always obey my queen.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@haveahappyday
Warspite doesn't have a fat ass.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
bulin

user please.

WebTool
WebTool

@Methnerd
give me 1 please, I unable to get her in skk and zkk event

iluvmen
iluvmen

Dork club.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Imagine if the fox mines were in 7-4

Spamalot
Spamalot

New thread already?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TreeEater
It will increase their worth to bullin

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

They actually nerfed the puzzle event. Everything drops from world 2 and 3 maps instead of requiring world 4.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Sharpcharm
Sp that's why they aren't dropping for me in world 4.

askme
askme

@Sharpcharm
So the best map to farm them are 3-2 and 3-4 right?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@askme
You have to all of them. Just go through each map in chapter 2 and 3 and kill preboss ships until the puzzle tile spawns.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I WANT TO FUCK JABBERIN.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Levelling skill in this game is cancer.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Lunatick
They're not 100% spawn right?
I don't even remember which maps I've already got puzzle pieces in.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stupidasole
Yes they are. They spawn after the same amount of battles every time.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Skullbone
But the one in 3-4 spawned as I entered the map.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Need_TLC
The number of battles before they spawn is different for each map. For 3-4, it's 0.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lunatick
Javelin is such a disgusting whore.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Fastest way to get gold DD blueprints? Gonna do my first retrofit experience with Ayanami

idontknow
idontknow

its normal to not be able to get 15 right?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TalkBomber
If this really your first time, the easiest way to get gold BP is from 3 star hard mode

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TalkBomber
Play hard mode and pray.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@idontknow
15 what?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber
@SniperGod

Specifically x-1 (e.g. 3-1, 4-1 etc.) maps for DD blueprints

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@RavySnake
puzzle pieces

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sir_Gallonhead
Just play 2-1 to 3-4 then do the quest everyday.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
Sacrifice something of value so the RNG blesses you with gold DD prints

Emberfire
Emberfire

https://twitter.com/trinity77at/status/938698983953678336

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
If you mean getting all 15 right away, not possible, task pieces are time gated.
You have access to 10 piece right now, 2 from tasks and 8 from stages.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Post CN KMS event drop/ship table.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

as i took this cap 3 more people got sandy

bless brest

iluvmen
iluvmen

can't hit things with Ayanami's sword

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
Thanks.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stark_Naked
All those lucky admirals getting grazed by the best bote.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

So am I just retarded or is the piece really not spawning

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@LuckyDusty
You should withdraw

Spamalot
Spamalot

@farquit
Could you earn enough points to buy out the entire shop?

Inmate
Inmate

@LuckyDusty
Seems like you're the retard

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Firespawn
toot

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spamalot
The only limitation is fuel and time.

Snarelure
Snarelure

What's the best way of farming shekels

askme
askme

Do puzzle pieces vanish if you do 1 battle too many?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@askme
It's vanish after game restart too.

5mileys
5mileys

@Snarelure
By pressing the plus button nya

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure
Surprisingly enough, the best source of shekels is the jew nya

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You know, Fletcher is actually really cute.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Harmless_Venom

Wearing glasses automatically disqualifies her from being cute.

Emberburn
Emberburn

one retarded world 2-4 grind event after another

STOP

Firespawn
Firespawn

Fuck. I accidentally spent diamonds on some random shit in the shop and my autism is triggered.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Harmless_Venom
yeah, but she needs a nose

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I'm guessing the random battles while moving don't count for the "6+ battles" or whatever for pieces?

Do we know what spawn rates are like?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Harmless_Venom
Yes she is. Too bad the popularity poll showed there's only a handful of us gentlemen who realized it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Toot me anons.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stark_Naked
OWARI DA

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn

I don't personally mind, with a Fletcher fleet it's only a handful of oil anyway.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Stark_Naked
Crane.

askme
askme

@Emberfire
God damnit E-chan.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SniperGod
it takes too much time

RavySnake
RavySnake

@haveahappyday
Both of them? Yes.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You can't get these pieces on hard mode maps, can you?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Firespawn
now it matches your gold and oil so its ok

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Firespawn

On a related note, does diamond chance commission bring 50x diamonds or not?

I ignored one to avoid shit like this happens.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Soft_member
It doesn't give you a nice round number, if that's what you're asking.

Techpill
Techpill

@Firespawn
thanks now i don't have myself super triggered about doing one or not.

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill

It's all a chance though. Out of the 50 diamonds that I've gotten via commissions they all came in round numbers. I've seen many Anons getting obnoxious numbers too though like 13, 16 etc.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@WebTool
Who the fuck cares really? It's free fucking diamonds

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

wow

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Carnalpleasure
Have a nice week, shikikan.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Carnalpleasure
19k fuel
Why.

Methnerd
Methnerd

need 20 purple plates for ayanami retrofit
they stop dropping completely
how does the game know

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

need help

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Carnalpleasure
maebari
Based jewcat wife

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StonedTime
IS THAT A PENIS

likme
likme

@TreeEater
looks like sausage to me dude

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TreeEater
no way

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StonedTime
someone stop her, you shouldnt eat pepperoni like that

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Illusionz
My pepperoni okay with that.

FastChef
FastChef

Reset time, shikikan.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Reset toot.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

HARRO

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

BELFAST

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It said 16 hours left but they removed the room furniture anyways

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Belfast artist is the one who drew IDW

Hahahaha holy shit

Spamalot
Spamalot

Absolutely beautiful

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Firespawn
It's like chinese kancolle but most of the characters are lolis and have cat ears

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@haveahappyday
most of the characters are tittymonsters
Fixed.

FastChef
FastChef

@haveahappyday
Who are you quoting?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nude_Bikergirl
San Diego seiyuu is one who voiced IDW
Holy damn

Spamalot
Spamalot

I gave all my special votes to Belfast

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spamalot
retard

Skullbone
Skullbone

@GoogleCat
Oppai loli is a thing that exists

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spamalot
How do you use the special votes

Inmate
Inmate

@MPmaster
I want her to be number one and not just 2 or 3

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spamalot
vote for Lusty
she already has voice, wedding skin and special skin
Even if she lose we're still winners Lustybros.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Raving_Cute
@Nude_Bikergirl
Christ how do you manage to get two memegirls in a row

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Nude_Bikergirl
Anyone can redpill me? I'm not familiar with Girls Frontline.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spamalot
sauce?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Stark_Naked
http://en.gfwiki.com/wiki/IDW

girlDog
girlDog

All of my votes for Kaga
I know she won't win, I don't care

WebTool
WebTool

@Stark_Naked
IDW is a common 2* SMG that's total meme fodder because her introduction line is basically just her screaming out her name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc4UZbH7Q7I

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spamalot
Don't forget you can cast multiple vote on the same bote this round.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Nico furniture removed despite it saying it had 12 hours left

I'm so mad

WebTool
WebTool

Wait, someone got Mikasa.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@WebTool
they crafted before maint and didn't pick up until now

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
I figured.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Hair down Ikazuchi and Inazuma are delicious
Both are timed exclusive cash shop only costumes

Being F2P is suffering.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@WebTool
Thanks.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Snarelure
Just buy diamonds nya~

TechHater
TechHater

Forgot to login yesterday to finish getting Ayanami skin
Feels bad man

TechHater
TechHater

Less than an hour since reset
Already pointless to vote on anything that isn't Belfast or Enterprise
I wonder why this shit takes another 10 days when it's clear who the winner(s) will be.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@viagrandad
It shows the remaining time based on your phone's clock, despite actually using JST.
First mobage?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spamalot
1-3 are almost identical
boring

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Ignoramus
Maizuru has unicorn over lusty for better or worse

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tfw tempted to buy all 3 tea time skins even though i have none of the botes

Illusionz
Illusionz

don't have all the puzzle pieces yet
still somehow assemble the piece together after 5 frustrating minutes
do some of the missions
its all scrambled again

i want my 5 minutes back

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Deadlyinx

Maybe when I finally get my hands on you. Only one more clear to go then a bunch of hard modes to get my hands on my very own jew cat then who knows? Maybe she will get some shekels.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@lostmypassword
FGO and GBF doesn't do this shit

Go suck a dick you arrogant faggot

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Gigastrength
I wonder if that's because she already has a wedding skin? I figured she would win otherwise.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

want to vote Belfast but it'd be a waste since she'll win anyway
want to vote Aniki but she won't make it to top 3 anyway
Guess I'll just throw all my votes on Unicorn hoping she kicks the cow to 4th place.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Poker_Star

Aniki is third on Truk at least so don't count her out.

Techpill
Techpill

farming 4-4 for this fucking puzzle piece is hell
four clears and it hasn't spawned once

SniperWish
SniperWish

Vote Shoukaku and Zuikaku you fucks

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
She isn't doing very well on Maizuru.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

There are people who actually thought Belfast had no chance of winning

Man some of you guys are retarded

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Techpill
4-4
user, it clearly says in the event text that the puzzle pieces drop from worlds 2 and 3.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Vote4BigDork

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Madras reporting in.

@Supergrass
Already did, brother.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@happy_sad
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Events/Tea_Time

so this shit chart is just wrong?
4-4, 8 battles
that's what I get for trusting the EOP wiki

WebTool
WebTool

@happy_sad
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Events/Tea_Time

This is the issue, I'm guessing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Need_TLC
I'm guessing it's accurate for CN, but the devs changed shit for us JP fags.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Need_TLC
@WebTool
isn't that from CN? they probably changed them for jp

Nojokur
Nojokur

Top 5 are all consistently foreign ships
Maybe this will send a message to the devs and get them to make more gaijin ships instead adding in IJN nobodies.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Need_TLC
@WebTool
限定いがい、2~3章各ノーマルステージから1つずつ入手可能
Pieces are obtainable from each normal stage in worlds 2~3, except for the pieces obtained via the daily quests.

askme
askme

@WebTool
@Need_TLC

If there's one thing the wiki is fucking abysmal for it's never differentiating between the two servers. The JP event should be linking to a different article altogether but instead they've just got them bundled into one, which is dumb because the JP version has differences as you can clearly see.

Methshot
Methshot

@Nojokur
top IJN is a destroyer
As expected, destroyers are the best.

DeathDog
DeathDog

have to do shitty low level maps for events
I hate it

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@New_Cliche
I was expecting close fight with BigE not a one sided slaughter on everyone.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Methshot
Go to bed, Ark Royal.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@New_Cliche
I seriously never thought she'd get first place, just 2nd or 3rd. I always had the impression Lusty is more popular at least, or even Unicorn. But Lusty already has good skins so maybe that's why she doesn't get as many votes. Belfast doesn't have any skins at all.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@askme
don't know why the server doesn't focus on JP because nearly everyone plays on JP

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
You really underestimated Nips and their maid fetish.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Flameblow
I'm fine with it. It was for the CN version first. But they really do need to differentiate between versions on relevant pages if they're going to cater to both groups of players.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Do we know if it's one piece per map?

I'd imagine that's how it has to work. Do the random battles as you move count towards the spawn?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Methshot
IJN tittymonsters need to stay at the bottom of the sea where they belong

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
It's one piece per map. Here's a table containing the number of enemies you must defeat for the piece to spawn.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Nude_Bikergirl
Do we know if it's one piece per map?

Because it literally says it below it in runes.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@cum2soon
Thank you kindly.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
She did some other neat stuff too

Bidwell
Bidwell

Renown is my waifu!

girlDog
girlDog

@Bidwell
Takeuchi pls go

Techpill
Techpill

Worst popularity contest i ever seen in games.
Long as fuck and i dont like literally anyone from final round. Just a few "okay tier". Thats first time i ever find myself in such situation.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
popularity contests are always bad it's always who's the most popular porn characters

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TreeEater
I wish there was more Big E porn.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Techpill
The world doesn't center around you, faggot.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
the only good big e porn is tender loving vanilla

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Techpill

I'm fine with it, though the length has been a bit too long. I just wish it wasn't so bandwagon heavy. You can clearly see, within the first hour, that a large portion of the player base is voting for one and only one bote. So it instantly becomes apparent who is going to win and it just sucks the 'fun' out of the competition because there's no chance to come back from the deficit. And it just snowballs from there because everyone else sees in real time the current results so they just vote for whoever is top because nobody else can win or even come close.

Maybe next time they should cut the voting period in half, if not more. Then also hide the votes until the competition is finished. It may not change a thing but at least it would help to keep things 'tense' as you don't know who is going to win.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@ZeroReborn
E-chan is not for lewd and it should stay that way.

idontknow
idontknow

@Soft_member
He does.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Techpill
Long as fuck
Definitely.

The possible winners were predictable, but looking at it now the amount of white haired girls bothers me.

WebTool
WebTool

what should have been

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Playboyize
Hiding the votes seems like a good idea. Seeing 1st smash the competition makes you not even bother voting the rest of the days.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@WebTool
"Artists" like these should just roll over and die.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
You should roll over and die, garbage user

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@WebTool
Fuck off mogudan

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
utter shit calling others garbage
Pathetic.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TreeEater
I don't see Atago and Takao up in top three

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Vote for Enterprise. It's the only chance at an upset.

askme
askme

chink voting still hasn't started
Fuck.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Stupid sexy boats.

WebTool
WebTool

@Dreamworx
Dorks went to WcDonalds and brought me my favorite hammannger. How kind of them.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Dreamworx
FedEx is left unchanged
still made it WcDonalds

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Dreamworx
I want Hornet to fuck me in the middle of the street while her sisters watch, wishing they had the courage to do the same

MPmaster
MPmaster

@GoogleCat
He doesn't eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner at WcDonalds
Do you even live in Burgerland?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Deadlyinx
sits like the nips, drink like the brits.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Dreamworx
Walking down the street with E-chan while holding hands and not telling her about the food stain beside her mouth!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TurtleCat

Honestly as much as I like this image I really hate the face Illustrious was given. Everyone else is looking refined while she's just there grinning like a Cheshire cat while looking at nothing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Dreamworx
Three sisters walking their cat.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TreeEater
Huh, I like that face, it's kinda smug imo.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Will they increase the hard mode limit someday?
Fuck man, this gold bp hunt will take forever.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@iluvmen
White hair best hair fgt

MPmaster
MPmaster

So i have been in the fox mines for like 2 weeks now and not a single drop. What is the drop rate?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Dreamworx
yorktown: shh, don't tell her

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Why does Pudding moan when she gets MVP?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@MPmaster

It's <1%. Boss node only. So every 4 fights (including the boss) you do you roll the dice on that <1% rate.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@MPmaster
too low

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Took a fucking eternity to get my first Arizona to complete Pearl Harbor collection
drops again while getting 2-2 puzzle piece
Of course

Bidwell
Bidwell

@AwesomeTucker
She gets shikikans special treat.

askme
askme

@TreeEater
while looking at nothing
She is looking at (You), just like Warspite and Elizabeth.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lord_Tryzalot
trying to get renown early game
spam for weeks
whatever
come back to train up some low tier ships while I wait for a exp to come back
drops the first time

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sir_Gallonhead
Did I say I didn't like it? But when 1/4 of your girls has it, it loses its special charm.

RumChicken
RumChicken

ran into the no fuel meme for the first time since i began playing

am i part of the cool club now

JunkTop
JunkTop

@King_Martha
Only boss drops SSR.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@JunkTop

I'm aware, which is why I said boss node only. You need to fight 3 trash fleets for the boss to spawn though, hence why I said it's 4 fights to roll the dice once.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spazyfool
Reminder that hamamann killed Yorktown

FastChef
FastChef

I hope this popularity contest teaches the staff running the game that Nips playing it like foreign ships. That would probably be the only good outcome from this game.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What's the best Ayanami gun now that her new skill procs her first skill so you don't necessarily need a fast shooting gun?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Dreamworx
But that's wrong, it's just flavor text.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Dreamworx
You got confused. Tests have shown that's not the case.

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
hornet you fucking slut

Techpill
Techpill

@FastChef
Not like it matters, chinks have been shafting japs left and right.

farquit
farquit

@Techpill
Have best torpedo boats
What shaft?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@MPmaster
Yes.
But each set of six will cost 300 diamonds nya.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@farquit
Heavy cruisers.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TreeEater
It's the "I peed on the tea and Hood is drinking it" face.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sir_Gallonhead
All Heavy Cruisers have been shafted do the speed. Even the Gun ones. Hell of the gun ones only Witchita and Portland in CN can be considered decent at all.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Got yet another Takao today in Carrier Construction.
People complain about Sandy but Takao is just as big of a spook when it comes to heavier ship construction.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Did 5 boat light construction.

2 Sandy.

why

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sir_Gallonhead
You act like nips have the worst CAs when literally every faction not named eagle union have nothing good to show for it.
And even then US only has Wichita since they havent added Portlands retrofit yet

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I want to fuck the sis-con out of Portland

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PurpleCharger
It's useless, she only wants sex so she can make more Indies according to dialogues

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
Omediego.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Poker_Star
I'm ok with this. I'm totally ok with this.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Whose should I MLB for next KMS event?
Hood, Warspeight or Sodak?
Or perhaps Akashi?

Lunatick
Lunatick

san diego when

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
Wouldn't she have more chances if she made you have sex with Indy instead?

massdebater
massdebater

@Gigastrength
Surely Portland knows more about shipbabbymaking

Emberfire
Emberfire

@whereismyname

Hood is one of the greatest BCs in the game, I'm not sure why you've neglected her for so long.

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
Because I just got her a few days ago, sadly.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Gigastrength
https://twitter.com/maririka_cmore/status/938692664328720385

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Who got voice in last update?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Hard mode completion for the puzzle piece is bugged, I just got it done while farming normal 3-2.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Tfw no gold onaholes

Supergrass
Supergrass

@MPmaster
putting some 3000 military servicemen in a surprise attack prior to declaration of war above millions of civilians genocided across Europe and Asia
I'm not even sure anymore who's the more ignorant ones, Amerifats or Japs.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
Not Eldridge

biribiri

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Supergrass
I'm neither but we suddenly care about Jews, Slavs, and Chinks being targets of genocide now?
Yeah right.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure
Timed exclusive
Absolutely disgusting

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Snarelure
tfw my desire Lusty's criminally delicious legs getting harder to resist
You're not getting a dime out of me Akashi

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yokosuka reporting in with current votes.

5mileys
5mileys

@iluvmen
Your server has way better taste than my own. Goddamn I shouldn't have choen the San Diego server.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@5mileys
3d5 did nothing wrong.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@iluvmen

Truk update. Aniki still clinging onto third.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StrangeWizard
Aniki not in third place.
Hell I'd even take Prinz over the cow in third place.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I knew milkmaid was popular but goddamn this is a one sided beatdown

girlDog
girlDog

@w8t4u
I wanna see CN. But yeah for me who never had much of maid fetish it's saddening but oh well. Hopefully they will stop trying to shill Illustrious so much.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
@StrangeWizard
@Snarelure
@Spazyfool
IJN nearly consistently bottom 5
Nips btfo, how will they ever recover

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@w8t4u

It was obvious from the start. Belfast is the ultimate "secondary" ship who is pumping out endless porn on various sites. And with Comiket coming up shortly that's only going to increase. You can pick any day of the week on Pixiv and check the top 100 to find at least one Belfast getting milked. It's no surprise people are voting for her.

w8t4u
w8t4u

one of the best boats in the game
top tier art
multiple fetishes packed into one
voiced by a notable VA
slave. maid.

Anyone who thought Belfast wouldn't win is delusional.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sharpcharm
But Atago and Takao have a bunch of art too. That said the correct term would be newfags not secondary.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sharpcharm
I thought Takao was the ultimate secondary ship. Or at least Prinz.

farquit
farquit

@w8t4u
Hopefully CN has better taste than JP but I'm not holding my breath.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@w8t4u
top tier art
I still can't fucking believe it's the IDW artist.

Firespawn
Firespawn

paizuri from illustrious

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm quite pleased with my favorite milk slave maid firmly grasping the first place.
I hope they keep collar in her new art.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberfire
Nearly consistently bottom five
All the pics clearly have ayanami at 4th or 5th place

You might wanna have your eyes checked user.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
Madra here.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@kizzmybutt
Wow and I thought my Server was shit.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
I honestly thought that pudding would be the ultimate secondary ship.

But apparently I was indeed wrong.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
Sorry I should have said
IJN tittymonsters nearly consistently bottom 5

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
Popular coupled with having no skins and the snowball potential of visible votes, it's no surprise. Just look at poor Hood.

@girlDog
Here's mine.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@lostmypassword
Chinks have the best taste so far.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Kagoshima
I don't even know how toot got so many votes

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
No belfast at first place
Is your server sick?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
The cow that fucking low.
Wonderful. Not to mention they have Both Laffey and Yuudachi. It's very good. Hopefully Laffey gets a K2 one day.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
no maid fetish
The opposite.

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
It's CN. They love Enterprise there. Chinks respect and love merit more than slaves.

idontknow
idontknow

@SomethingNew
@kizzmybutt
@Spazyfool
@Snarelure
@StrangeWizard
@iluvmen
My IJN shipfu nearly consistently defeating the IJN titty monsters

Feels fucking good man.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methnerd
Because the Chinese know you don't marry your sex slave maid. That's silly user.
@idontknow
Other than Unicorn she doesn't have much to compete with for Nips who like petite girls.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evilember
Thats why the chinks will never get far in the end.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@idontknow

Starter ship
Perfect body
Just had a retrofit
Actually useful

It's hard to not vote for her. I doubt she'll get the #3 spot but it's worth a shot.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

All I want is that vampire voice

How come she's one of the most popular ships in terms of art, was the very first ship to get a wedding dress and STILL doesnt have a voice

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SomethingNew
Shoukaku that high
Wow that must truly be the best server. I'm jealous.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Dreamworx
wut
I don't remember seeing any fanart of her in a weeks

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@LuckyDusty
On my server Truk I doubt she will beat Aniki, who is third atm, but I am hopeful that she can maybe overtake Unicorn for fourth place.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

there are almost no lolis in the final vote

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
The two best loli's are present consistently and at a high spot
Nothing of value was lost.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Nude_Bikergirl

I'm on Truk too, she's only 100 votes below Aniki in third. It's still possible.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Poker_Star
its this retard again

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
指揮官さま……軟着陸……試してみます?
Oh Lord almighty, forgive my sins for I am going all in

StonedTime
StonedTime

This popularity contest went on for to long, just to see the final round have 1st and 2nd be completely dominated with the third being the only one competive.

Techpill
Techpill

Ok, who was the retard who claimed Lex and Sara couldn't fire off their skills at the same time
Lying little shit

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Techpill
I think they probably meant the other skill. The one that says "does not stack."

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
I'm just glad it's over soon. It just went on for too long period. One day per poll would have been more than enough when you can tell the winners of each bracket in the first few minutes.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StonedTime
And this part stays for like 10 days

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
Makes sense, sure didn't seem like it in their post though

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
I think I read the same post (if it was yesterday, I think) and also thought they were referring to the shelling support move, but that might be because I forgot they even had a second ability.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
This portion only lasts 5 days I believe.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Snarelure
@Sir_Gallonhead
Nevermind that, I'm a woofus. Read the date wrong and thought this portion ended on the 12th instead of the 17th.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Illusionz
9 more days of this shit

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

If you save a furniture layout, does it include both floors or does it only save the floor you're currently looking at?

Methshot
Methshot

I'm so fucking sick of getting endless now loading bugs.
It gets worse every day when I started it was nothing like this.
It wouldn't be so bad if restarting the game didn't take a fucking year every time.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize

On the plus side at least this event requires little to no effort to participate unlike the Nico shit that required us to pointlessly run world 2 and 3 at least 3 times each per day.

Inmate
Inmate

tfw too stupid to solve the puzzle

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Methshot
It feels so fucking random. I could go an hour or two with nothing, then get it three times in like fifteen minutes.

How long has this bug been around? Since launch?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Inmate
too lazy to get all the pieces

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Carnalpleasure
Read your mail you piece of shit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@takes2long
I was waiting for this

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Do the torpedos from Ayanami's barrage home in?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Lunatick
We have tonnes of time to do it.

I'll do it tomorrow.

Maybe.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lunatick
tfw I've been putting off clearing 8-2 to 8-4 for like a week now for the jewcat

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why are DD BPs such a fucking pain to get I have like 40+ CV for some reason and I don't have enough to finish Ayanami.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

those stats post retrofit
Jesus Christ, Ayanami.
http://wiki.joyme.com/blhx/%E7%BB%AB%E6%B3%A2

Spamalot
Spamalot

Do any botes besides the two retard foxes have unique death animations?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Retrofitting 5 botes at the same time was a mistake

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@AwesomeTucker
Hamakaze's tats post retrofit ain't bad either, 526 torp is silly even if she can't boost it by 60%.
http://wiki.joyme.com/blhx/%E6%BB%A8%E9%A3%8E

TreeEater
TreeEater

https://twitter.com/noripachi/status/938892478089871360
milkmaid

Supergrass
Supergrass

Do buffs work Multiplicatively?
Like if you put Jintsuu and Ayanami together when the latter's skill is active is it 1.25*1.6 Torpedo, or 1.85 Torpedo?
Either way holy fuck that's a lot of Torpedo. If you can get a second +10 6 Star Oxygen Torpedo that's like 768 Torpedo before multipliers, which'll get brought up to ~1400 if they add up or over 1500 if they multiply?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@MPmaster
I've been here for two weeks and I only got one fox
At least it was the fox I wanted

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
tfw both foxes in 30 mins
I'm stuck at the queen's mines right now though.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Does illustrious have two divebombers slots and a torpedo slot?I dont know which is which

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PurpleCharger
Should be 2 fighters and a torpedo bomber.

askme
askme

Guys I'm tired of being in the fox mines, how many golden onaholes does the game throw at me

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
You get one per week from tasks, about one every 10 days from PVP if you do all 15 matches each day, 1 from log in rewards, and 1 per world from 3 starring.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Inmate
You also can get one every two weeks or so from the medal exchange.

TechHater
TechHater

@Inmate
@SomethingNew
Alright, I'll just move on and keep this one Kaga

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Supergrass
Is it Ayanami's fault that Mikasa doesn't boost torpedos?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Zuikaku bottoming the ranks
No hip surgery I guess.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Supergrass
She and all the other boats that made it to the final round are probably going to get other skins fairly """""soon""" anyway just not right now.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Supergrass
Well it looks like Enterprise will get a wedding skin due to CN and Belfast of course will get a wedding skin due to JP.
Maybe we will get a Belfast centered event and an Enterprise centered event.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Ignoramus
Why the fuck is Belka even getting all those votes?

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
Lewdness and people with Maid fetishes.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@MPmaster
tits and the people that voted for the previous ships probably got bored of this shitfest of contest

Events are fun and all but if it lasts for like a month+ then that's just a boring chore for minimal to no rewards.

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
Nips are obsessed with maids.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I want Nelson to sit on my face.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperGod
Minimal? Do we get ANY rewards? I mean, I guess you can kind of count the skin, but it'll probably be cash shop, so I wouldn't.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn
The """"reward""""" is a skin for your favorite* bote and the satisfaction of knowing you helped them win, nya.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Firespawn
Popularity contests have always been a ploy to jew more shekel from players, and this isn't restricted to just mobages.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Burnblaze
They're so they know who to make skins for. Even if you're fav doesn't win everyone in the top 5 will prob get skins soon.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Burnblaze
Everyone in the top 10 of each block will probably get something in the next year I'd say.

DeathDog
DeathDog

What the hell is a milkmaid?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

At least belfast needs a skin, her default art honestly sucks.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@DeathDog
A milkmaid (or milk maid) was a girl or woman who milked cows.

Methnerd
Methnerd

So basically for the Tea Party event, Akatsuki is upset no one invited a turbodork like who her speaks like she's in a jidaigeki to a tea party and wants to crash it?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Belfast has a lot of points going for her.
1) Perfect Meido
2) Actually useful skill set
3) Voiced by VA veteran Horie Yui

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Supergrass
Cons:
Cow tits
Ugly

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Supergrass
retard

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
Haven't seen a 100% confirmation, but whenever chinks do their autistic theorycrafting calculations, you can tell from their numbers that they treat stat buffs as additive. Which is also consistent with how every other RPG does buffs.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

ok

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
Rude

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
Explode.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BinaryMan
Fuck you luckshitter.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

They're willing to give us these batshit SSR DD's but still not Portland Kai.

What is the deal.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BunnyJinx
You got her today too huh? I did waste a lot of fuel one day for her using fuel fleets because of my low leveled ships but even with that I don't think I did more than 100 runs. Probably more like 50 to 80? I don't really keep track. Don't mind though because I really needed to do 6-4 to level my ships and get better torp equipement anyway. Congratulations though.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Will there ever be Z46 lewds?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BunnyJinx
Woops meant for @BinaryMan
.
@Poker_Star
Conclusion is that Devs hate CAs or wanna ignore them rather than try to re-balance them.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Poker_Star
no one uses DD, 99% just use gunboats on auto

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Poker_Star
Most people farm and level grind their botes on auto on the first 6 chapters. Probably why none of the gunboats have gotten a retrofit.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Supergrass
I predicted she'd win the final round before her bracket even came up. She just has the kind of traits that would appeal to the highest amount of people, in addition to being one of the most common SSRs and most likely seeing a lot of use in both PvP and PvE by anyone who gets her. Pretty easy to get attached to her.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BunnyJinx
@cum2soon
this is my 3-4 on the other hand

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Poker_Star
wanting Portland kai
fuck off gameplayfag

StonedTime
StonedTime

@kizzmybutt
But Portland is cute, maybe it's his waifu

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
She's objectively not.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@MPmaster
Because Belka did nothing wrong.
LONG LIVE BELKA

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lord_Tryzalot
Objectively not
Says who? You? But you are nobody.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Playboyize
@Playboyize
She just has the kind of traits that would appeal to the highest amount of people
Well in Japan anyway. Looks like China is a different story.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methnerd
Says everyone. Just look at the polls, even the chinks didn't bother wasting a vote on her despite having to put up with that ugly face every day when they use her in their farming fleets.

farquit
farquit

@New_Cliche
The polls tell me she has a cult following.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

no saru boats in JP servers

Irrefutable proof that japan is superior to China.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RumChicken
I think it's because Chinese consider perfect servants an impossibility given many examples of subordinates screwing up the grand plans of their superiors.

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
I'm interested in knowing if you can cluster boats together based on preference. If you like Portland Kai do you also like similar boats as the other Shikikan who like Portland kai?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Garbage Can Lid
retard

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Deadlyinx
I think it's because Chinese consider perfect servants an impossibility given many examples of subordinates screwing up the grand plans of their superiors.
Is that from stories in China? First time I've heard of it. But I would agree with them.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@King_Martha
I can think of one of Zhuge Liang's subordinates fucking up in that mountain in RotK, there's probably a lot more.

Bidwell
Bidwell

almost

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TurtleCat
Zhuge Liang's disciple before Jiang Wei, Ma Sou, thought it would be a great idea to set up camp on the mountain instead of blockading the road as ordered during the 1st northern campaign.

Prior to that, Meng Da refused to send troops to rescue Guan Yu due to numerical superiority of Wu forces and the fear of Wei taking the chance to mount an assault on his location.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog

As someone who just did 8-4 today all I can say is the sooner you do it the better. You are gated behind days of hard modes so the quicker you get 8-4 done the quicker you can get the pointless hard mode maps out of the way so you can go back to your world 5 or 6 HM instead.

@Bidwell

Just finished Jabberin a day before Ayanami Kai was announced
Gotta spend the next few days in low tier hard mode maps because of Akashi

Gotta hand it to them, they timed it perfectly to fuck me over. It makes me sad I'm missing out on Ayanami for the jew cat. I wouldn't have gotten gold BPs in W6 anyway.

askme
askme

@King_Martha
Only Nips have such romantic view about maids and servants anyway.
Otherwise in Asia it's not really advisable to have strangers working in your house as maids/servants. Stories about them stealing stuff or even kidnapping children from their owners aren't uncommon.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@King_Martha
To the Chinese, subordinates are generally either incompetent, or just waiting in the wings for his or her chance to stab you in the back and take your place.

Stories of deep bond and trust between equally competent men almost always end in tragedy.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
Now that I think about it, you have to be really fucking distrustful of subordinates to come up with the whole eunuch thing.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@eGremlin
The nation's history is built on an endless cycle of power struggles, betrayals, and rebellions. In fact this type of things have become romanticized. It's less of a thing today but it's not too long ago when shit like 36 stratagems were widely encouraged to be taught to 10-yr-olds and it literally teach you to smile and stab someone in the back.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@askme
Maids are common in Asia. It's mostly pinoys/viets/Indos. Not that I give a fuck, but it's borderline slavery.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Chinks having superior taste than nips as usual

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw saving up 6 Airstrikes and instantly nuking the bosses on later worlds

girlDog
girlDog

@Raving_Cute
This top 3 is perfect. Too bad JP cant learn from this.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Raving_Cute
OWARI DA'D

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Raving_Cute
the chinks like IJN botes more than the nips do
Pffft

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Raving_Cute
Unicorn that high
good taste

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Raving_Cute
Atago and Takao both in the final pool
fucking secondaries

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TreeEater
like IJN more than nips
4 IJN ships in CN meanwhile 6 IJN ships in JP
Enty has almost x3 the amount of points of Yuudachi

@Playboyize
Better than you Bandwagoner

@PackManBrainlure
You're the secondary here, fag, know your place.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TreeEater
If you look at the finalists as a whole, JP is 50% IJN ships, while CN is almost a perfect split between each of the major 3 factions (KMS doesn't count because they barely have any ships).

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Playboyize
liking secondary botes
not secondary
your goalpost is approaching 31 knots

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
There were people who liked them and drawn fanart of them before you even know about the game, I bet you even fapped to them but you don't remember because as a fucking secondary, you started on JP servers.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
twice the votes of the second in mine
E-chan in a wedding dress soon

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Playboyize
Yuudachi is in the highest position for the IJN of any of the rankings posted so far.

Kaga is also higher than any of her positions in the nip rankings.

Methshot
Methshot

GUYS KMS EVENT WHEN I NEED MY TIRPITZ

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
Probably two weeks.
They sort of implied it's coming in the last two weeks of the month when they used 月末 in that tweet last night.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead
the secondary shitposters are CN players
Should have known.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sharpcharm
One of them also plays on R'lyeh.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sharpcharm
Yes bitch, and now no matter how many levels you get you'll always be a filthy secondary, know your place, bandwagoner.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SniperGod
Thanks for your beta testing.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperGod
the absolute state of chinacucks
How will they EVER recover

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperGod
old man yelling at cloud

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
E-chan in a wedding dress
You can't make me use my ring! I won't!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So anyone has any guide to set up hood with her best in slot equipment?

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
This is actually best outcome. Both Belfast and Enterprise gets new dress in both servers.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Raving_Cute
Top 4 is tiddy, tiddy and more tiddy
Only that shitstain laffey is really objectionable in that pool

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
On JP it's 2x Purple Autoloaders, the Purple 410mm, and the Purple 127mm until we get the gun from KMS and the Shell Auxs.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Ignoramus
beta testing
what is this meme?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nojokur
I love launching so many planes at once it causes my tablet to lag.

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater
Thank you for beta testing.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stark_Naked
Basically this. Optimal AA depends on the rest of your fleet, but it's hard to get that wrong.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
@w8t4u
Don't spoon feed him you autists.

Methshot
Methshot

@iluvmen
Waaa waaa I want to keep this secret

Fuck off faggot.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
It's really annoying. She was in the first batch in CN and she's the one I want to retrofit the most. I don't know why she's the only one that hasn't carried over.

@New_Cliche
"Just look at the polls"
9th in her group both versions
Okay, I looked. Now what?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Are different stages more likely to drop certain types of plates than others or is it just random?

takes2long
takes2long

@Raving_Cute
laffey
I love chinks now.

RumChicken
RumChicken

1 month later and I can finally leave world 8

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Raving_Cute
Anyone else feel like this game has way too many white/blonde haired girls? I know they romanticize western countries and all but there's literally nothing wrong with dark hair.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
Cn server beta tested Portland retrofit, ppl found out she out class all heavy cruisers in the game and there is literally no reason to use anyone else but her. Jp server gets shafted so they’ll probably ignore her until they get some nerfs out

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
I'm kinda disappointed Maya has the same turret layout as her sisters instead of the historical armament.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methshot
Its in the fucking OP. Retards like him shouldn't be allowed to play if they can't take 3 seconds to look at the OP.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

My wife Akashi a cute.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@RumChicken
explode

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@kizzmybutt
I wanna shove that finger she's always sucking right down her throat and watch her puke her guts out!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Harmless_Venom
then after watching that I would like to fuck her so damn hard without leaving her opportunity to shower.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@JunkTop
@JunkTop
Gatcha game
Nerfs
I think it's more likely they will just ignore CAs all together until Baltimores come out.

idontknow
idontknow

@BinaryMan
Mogamis when? I just wanna see how Suzuya will look already.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
Well given that there is differences between the two servers, it's possible for JP server to give portland a different retrofit with the same art. Most likely is what you said, ignore CAs and keep on pumping out CL and DDs.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
They've made pretty sweeping balance changes before like with the AA Guns so it wouldn't be out of the question to buff pretty much every CA at once by giving all of them Prinz tier HP and then kicking her up to BB tier HP if they want to keep being a tanky CA her niche.

That'd give CAs as a whole a better defined role as well.

5mileys
5mileys

@idontknow
Samidare when? jokes aside ;_;

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Does retrofit Ayanami have live2d ?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
Only the default skins of the botes with Live2D have it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

How long do I have to grind for this 5-1 DD gun?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
That's not a nerf that's just buffing everyone else. That said I believe they buffed AA a bit too much.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@5mileys
She probably gets a better treatment in AL than whatever the fatfuck has in store for her in KC.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StrangeWizard
The Gold one?
You're going to be there a long fucking time.
The one from 3-2 so I'd honestly just stick with that until you can get one from some boxes.

King_Martha
King_Martha

have 8 puzzle pieces
1 is from the first event quest
can't remember which map I didn't get a piece from

goddamn it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@King_Martha
Ouch. My condolences.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
The EOP wiki tells you which piece is from where.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
We already have Samidare's soul sisters in the form of Helena and that older looking Helena

askme
askme

@Bidwell
Oh, I didn't think about doing that, thanks

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
Why the Baltimores?
Just wait for Des Moines for a real gun boat.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@JunkTop
de moyes

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@JunkTop
Des Moines is way too post war.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@JunkTop
shitty USN heavy cruiser that was scrapped as soon as it was built
nice desu neee

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

enemy planes get through my front line's AA
Mikasa is the BB in the backline

Techpill
Techpill

@Firespawn
Did not start being scrapped until 2005
Dumb Sea Monkey.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spazyfool
he fell for the Mikasa meme
he spent countless cubes on Mikasa

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@LuckyDusty
Like I give a fuck. She's cute so I got her and I will use her.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Firespawn
Stupid weaboo.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

tfw dumping all votes on Zuikaku
Now I understand how Sisyphus felt.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool
I thought how AA worked was it averaged all your botes AA statistic together which is why when you throw Akashi or Vestal in your back line the circle grows a huge amount and planes melt.

girlDog
girlDog

@Sharpcharm
I'd gladly roll Zuizui up a hill everyday for the rest of my life

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why is Belfast ranked so high gameplay-wise?

WebTool
WebTool

@cum2soon
big fat tits

askme
askme

@cum2soon
She's only ranked high due to being an SSR, smoke memes and getting buffed by Queen Elizabeth as part of the Bong Meme Fleet.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
Right now she is the only real SSR CL, so she has the highest attack stat, highest torpedo stat, and third highest health out of all CLs, which are already better than most CAs anyway.

She also has a 25% gun boost if you use HE, and a team defense buff on top.

FastChef
FastChef

@cum2soon
Highest FP
Highest torps
Best all-rounder

Inmate
Inmate

Wait what was that login thing for I saw yesterday? I didn't get anything today

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
fell for the mikasa meme
spent countless cubes on mikasa
no mikasa

end me

Flameblow
Flameblow

Does 3-2 really drop the helldivers? I have got 2 127mm and a catapult built and 6 Charles, 6 Hiryuu and 2 Javelins but haven't even obtained a single blueprint.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Flameblow
I've just gotten a blueprint for it while farming puzzle.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Bidwell
highest torpedo stat
*blocks your path*

farquit
farquit

@Flameblow
Yes. I got mine from boxes though.

girlDog
girlDog

the puzzle scrambles itself if I don't have all pieces beforehand
Come on.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I want to shove my dick between Pudding's tits so much. Fuck, am I going to have to take a trip over at the onahole general?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stark_Naked
There is an onahole general?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Flameblow
Good stuff has lower droprates than bad stuff.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fried_Sushi
Sure is. On /jp/

Supergrass
Supergrass

JABBERIN

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Supergrass
whore

Emberburn
Emberburn

Are they adding Hibiki soon? I can't read runes but isn't Akatsuki's whole thing in the event about her going to look for her

whereismyname
whereismyname

Looks up fleet's built history
This guy
I'm so sorry.

DeathDog
DeathDog

http://figsoku.net/blog-entry-90428.html

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@whereismyname
Remember to thank him for paying for the servers.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@RumChicken
How do you get like that from this.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PackManBrainlure
coila

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@whereismyname
His sacrifice will not be forgotten.
He got Diego'd so we don't have to.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BinaryMan
Same, I love white hair but there's too many of them here.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@MPmaster
Spoilered for your sake.
Like us, most botes get white hair when they grow old

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
I'd bang lusty in a flash though

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Post rooms

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Need_TLC
I want to hug horndork

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Why is Portland dressed like a prostitute?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PurpleCharger
Mine needs to be organized after I just put shit down with the NicoNico event.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
Saru's boats are all dressed like whores.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Run 5-1 hard
Keep getting the gold DD gun but zero gold blueprints

aaaaaaaaaaaa

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
I need a better floor tile for my 1st floor

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CodeBuns
Nice bathroom user

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spazyfool
enemy suicide botes get through my front line's cannon
Mikasa slay em all like it was Nanking

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

https://twitter.com/HM_Hmongt/status/938709722609238016

Skullbone
Skullbone

@PurpleCharger
tfw had to spend all the coins I was saving for the last expansion to get the niconico furniture

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Whose fox is this lying on my bed without permission?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Back to back Akagis but I only needed one for MLB. Epic.

TechHater
TechHater

http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/cit/pagekit/0000/00/07/000000078961/index.html?Tw=1

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stark_Naked
Hi, we've noticed that you're trying to advertise your patreon account. We understand that you may be new to the site , but would appreciate if you could read the rules first. Thank you.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hey CG, is there a way to just fucking copy azur lane from my phone directly to nox? this wait is making me mad. I'm sick of staring at ayanami in a 480x854 screen.

massdebater
massdebater

Help! My fox seems displeased.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@PurpleCharger
Considering this layout.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@massdebater
Maybe she just got some shampoo in her eye? If not, just talk it out with her like adults. Worst case scenario, you can just buy her off with fried tofu.

Illusionz
Illusionz

How do I download this game?
Fuck, how do I even know if I downloaded the correct game?

farquit
farquit

@Illusionz
Just get it from the play store silly user https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.YoStarJP.AzurLane

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PurpleCharger
I'll never be able to expand at this rate because they keep adding cute furniture

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
I hope they make more!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@LuckyDusty
my wife hammers is so cute

DeathDog
DeathDog

@farquit
user, The problem is that I can't download shit from playstore since that fucking update from 5 months ago.
Any other source?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@DeathDog
You should probably fix your play store problem.
https://apkpure.com/%E3%82%A2%E3%82%BA%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3/com.YoStarJP.AzurLane

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@DeathDog
apkpure/qooapp
you can also install their respective apps to manageyour non play downloaded apps

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Poker_Star
Your wife hammers is a murderer

Evilember
Evilember

@cum2soon
i know, she killed my dick

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
Source for this? Is it a sneak peek for porn?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Are the last 3 puzzle quests locked?

askme
askme

I want touch Kaga's white Fluffy tails and later slowly caress her thighs!

Inmate
Inmate

@VisualMaster
Official design sketches straight from the twitter.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@haveahappyday
date locked. We'll get 5 and 6 next daily reset and 7 the reset after that.

THEN we can play with the puzzle.

Methshot
Methshot

@Inmate
Man that's disappointing, I hope hammers gets lots of porn.

girlDog
girlDog

Remember to pat your cat.

askme
askme

@girlDog
i patted her too much and she got used to it
now she doesn't give me shit anymore

StonedTime
StonedTime

@askme
You just have to touch her elsewhere.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@askme
did she give you the part away gift of 5 gold boxes yet.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I am starting to lose hope here bros... I will never get the 6-4 doggo...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@cum2soon
how long u been farming nigga, 3 weeks reporting in

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
I'm so sorry

Emberfire
Emberfire

lolis getting BTFO
HAHAHA

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
Not that user but she gave me that yesterday. Is this the end of our relationship?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PackManBrainlure
Until you unlock her for your fleet.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@cum2soon
finished her in about a week's worth of grinding, couple hundred runs a day.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Crazy_Nice
Where are those windows from?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
That rug and KMS medal looks damn good. Also is that corner bookshelf from bili bili?

massdebater
massdebater

@Garbage Can Lid
They're from a school set that JP hasn't gotten.

@Sir_Gallonhead
I think they came in at the same time. It didn't get removed after the event, though, and could still be purchased in non-set item listings.
There are a few other pieces with similar style, too. Including a huge entertainment center thing.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@massdebater
God im waiting so hard for some good windows. I hate all the happy green grass bright sun shit. I want some calm night or darker colored themes that arent edgy or halloween. The one thing KC's "room" stuff did right was attractive style.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

3 months in
in decay stage already
Looks like it's gonna die in March-April bros.
And I'm not even /jp/.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fuzzy_Logic
t. /jp/

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
The gap between actual events is stupid long, nearly as bad as the other shit bote game.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
We need more events. At least every other month.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Nice buttons.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fuzzy_Logic
Most people are just typing azure though, and letting the rest autocorrect. anyone looking up the color would be insignificant to the stats.

This might be closer, aka theyre both kind of in the dumps but this drop might be due to the event

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
expecting anything else from FoTM chink shit

Dude lmao

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BlogWobbles
You also didn't spell azure lane correctly (theres not enough data according to google.) and used some bastardized form, whereas you used the commonly known and easily typed dev-described shortening for kancolle.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fuzzy_Logic
アズール
アズレン or アズール レーン are better terms until Google learns to relate them

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fuzzy_Logic
What is? Kancolle?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Fuzzy_Logic
also because the game gets boring after a fucking month when you realize you just autoing everything, they need to release extra maps, AI for the enemies in map, subs, another dinamics like full front full back I don't know, the game is way too simple at this point, we need slavs, italian, french ships.

but yeah it will die before any of that shit happen, let's enjoy our chink botes while they last

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yeah we already know KanThis is dying.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
dynamics*

Good night everyone.

girlDog
girlDog

@TreeEater
If Nips and Chinks hated doing the same shit over and over again then none of their mobage would be alive right now.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
If auto didn't exist the game would die even faster, burnout is a real thing.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TreeEater
anyone in this thread is far more hardcore than your average mobage player

the large proportion of players aren't even 70 yet in jp. why do you think they casualize the events so much?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TreeEater
I've played the game for barely over a month and I've already got all the boats I want bar retrofits without spending money. Boggles my mind that I can practically complete a mobage in under a month.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

kancolle retards ultra piss mad and got nothing better to do than shitpost here

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@WebTool
Making my cute Ayanami into that monstrosity.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sir_Gallonhead
mad that their game doesn't have longevity

The moment I saw that enterprise is in game I knew the game wouldn't last long.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sir_Gallonhead
that "game" died a long time ago

takes2long
takes2long

@Burnblaze
@girlDog
Yeah, but people think that KC with gameplay is better when they end up doing the same thing as its counterpart, and its even slower because there's no x2 or skip button

@Flameblow
I declare myself a casual (still on rank 64 after almost 7 months) and I can attest I got bored after a month. This is why I can't into GBF or FGO but that's another story

Flameblow
Flameblow

@takes2long
KC has more depth and better characters. People who rant about muh gameplay has nothing else to stand on.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

rolling for Belfast
got 2 San Diego in day 1

So, this is the club.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BlogWobbles
Why are you wasting your cubes before KMS?

askme
askme

@Flameblow
better chars

barely, the art in azur is objectively better for most of the girls, KC just has more personality due to the fanbase and voices, both of which can and will change over time

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Raving_Cute
How does it feel to shitpost the exact same thing that people shitposted about in the kancolle general 5 years ago?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@JunkTop
Probably to get Uzuki and Fubuki out of the gacha.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Didn't want to butt in but
@askme
the art in azur is objectively better for most of the girls
a fucking sword
a fucking eagle
animal features with no relation to the ship
my hips are moving on their own

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why /jp/ keep going to azur lane thread?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Flameblow
better characters
laughing_foxes.jpg
Dozens of basically interchangeable DDs sure is interesting
The only real personality these boats get is in fandom and that is a gradual process. Kancolle had hardly any personality when it began.
@iluvmen
look at my one example proving your claim of statistical majority wrong!
Pathetic was invented when your shitposting became so shit the shittiness surpassed the speed of light and traveled back in time. At the beginning of mankind, there was your shitpost and the world knew what pathetic was

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
Those designs are actually great though. The art style is meh, but the designs are logical. (though Ayaki's are sticking out like a sore thumb)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@VisualMaster
cherry picking
implying shibafu isn't better a better poison than saru
implying murakumo doesn't have more personality and soul than all the other boats in AL combined

Spamalot
Spamalot

@iluvmen
God I love KC Sara.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TurtleCat
I don't comprehend the concept of people playing more than a single game

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PurpleCharger
eh, Ayaki toned down on the sci-fi stuff for the Kai Ni on Murakumo and Hatsuharu, giving them more traditional riggings.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TurtleCat
Plenty of free time to shitpost after they finished their current event.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stark_Naked
shitposting with things that you can never substantiate
Sasuga jptard

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Soft_member
Dude I bet murakumo alone has more lines than all the ships in AL.

girlDog
girlDog

I didn't think it was even possible to be as butthurt and jealous as the KC shitters are right now

5mileys
5mileys

@Stark_Naked
Now this is advanced bait.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
AL's saratoga

*breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whereismyname
whereismyname

This feels like I just traveled back in time, reading 2hou fags shitposting in KC threads 4 years ago.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@iluvmen
@PurpleCharger
@Stark_Naked

Sorry, let me cherrypick pretty much every single single Destroyer/CL class instead with copypasted poses, faces, inferior styles, clean CGs, and and boring seifuku outfits 8/10 times.

But yeah, you guys can have your fucking Saratoga. It changes everything and I know nothing after having played KC for 4+ years.

FastChef
FastChef

@Booteefool
Oops, unclean CGs* the CGs in KC are fucking trashy low resolution, artifacted trash. All of the money in the world for mobages and they don't even bother to have basic live2d?

KC Arcade is what KC should've been. Sorry for the hard news.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@girlDog
fair criticism is being butthurt

@Booteefool
All those designs are great you nonce (again, with the exception of Ayaki).

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@GoogleCat
it's not shitposting, it's criticism
You need to look up what criticism actually entails

Emberfire
Emberfire

@GoogleCat
Tell me exactly how they're great besides muh matching outfits? None of them have any personality to them. The only ones that are interesting are the ones that modify the outfits or the black sheep like Murakumo.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
The Mutsuki class have more originality and good design contained in their left toe than the entirety of AL.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
If the artstyle is not good and all the characters are boring to look at, they suck. I'm sorry, having prinz's damage CG show her ass like she tipped over exposing her backside irl changes nothing.

And I say all of this while agreeing that Azur's is kind of stupid sometimes, particularly the dorks.

Saratoga is nice as well but lets not forget Iowa being a generic bikini american flag plaster and her event also sucked dick.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberfire
The only ones that are interesting are the ones that modify the outfits or the black sheep like Murakumo
Murakumo
actually praising the worst offender

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberfire
YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND HATSUYUKI IS AN AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER WITH TONS OF PERSONALITY SHE ISN'T JUST ANOTHER FUBUKI
MEANWHILE LITERALLY ALL AL DESTROYERS LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME? CHECKMATE ALFAGS

Booteefool
Booteefool

"KC designs are not shit, not shit" user continues to shitpost as he slowly transforms into a corn cob

Inmate
Inmate

@Booteefool
KC ships are consistent and easy on the eyes. AL boats are overdesigned, look like prostitutes, have no consistency or reference to the ship they're trying to represent. It's basically chinks picking random anime girls and then slapping some guns on.

Emberburn
Emberburn

On Truk
Been ignored by random friend requests for nearly 70 levels
Wake up and suddenly have 14 friend requests out of nowhere

The fuck just happened?

TechHater
TechHater

WTF I WANT TO PLAY MY RNG SIMULATOR NOW!!!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Emberburn
Upcoming event where you whore out your secretary.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I remember the time i tried for KC

enable flash
??? :D ???
set jp time
??? :D ???
install extension
somebody actually spend time for this
full server
??? :D ???
first battle
good god it is SO boring
even its art is boring
out of oil after 15 mins gameplay
welp, time to quit

KC did have the momentum and just didn't use it, classic jap devs who still think flash good in 2017.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@cum2soon
Fucking chinks pushing their cuck fetish

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@cum2soon
Don't know what that means, but time to send some random friend requests I guess.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TurtleCat
kancolle general isn't /jp/

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
My secretary and her replacement when she's on a day off are pure dorks and are not for whoring out.

idontknow
idontknow

@Gigastrength
why aren't there shooty bang bangs
why do I have to manage resources

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
kancolle general isn't /jp/
dude wat

farquit
farquit

@SniperWish
Sure it isn't, just ask /jp/

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@farquit
a /jp/ general isn't /jp/
You dropped your neurons on the floor, go pick them up.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sir_Gallonhead
this is the average IQ of AL players

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@cum2soon

My secretary is a level 70 Akagi at the moment though so I highly doubt that's the case.

@Garbage Can Lid

In the upcoming KMS event you pick 8 escorts and 7 backline botes then you get to select a friends secretary ship too. You then must fight other player fleets. Think of it as an added daily PvP mode where it gets progressively harder and you have a pool of botes to pick from and you're fighting to survive as long as possible.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sir_Gallonhead
But user you wouldn't say this general comprises the entirety of Veeky Forums either, now would you?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Poker_Star
No, but you would obviously refer to people from here as Veeky Forums on other boards.

StonedTime
StonedTime

https://twitter.com/namafumanjyu/status/939076234113302530
Now this is what a retrofit is supposed to look like.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StonedTime
That guy loves his cowtits. I can get behind it

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
Wtf I love big tits now

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Poker_Star
He has patrician tastes.

Inmate
Inmate

Is there a low oil fleet for 6-4?

Takao/Hood/E/Cleve good enough? I got so much good units that i dont know who to focus.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Inmate
6-4 is still soloable by gunbotes and any decent backline boat.

I personally run Phoenix/Unicorn for mobs and Aniki/Lucky E for the boss node.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Update on Truk - Seems Ayanami is fighting back against Cleveland and Unicorn and has taken the third spot.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CodeBuns
Since when was Belfast this popular?
Let alone 5 times more popular than the secondarybait boats?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CodeBuns
Terrible. Aniki is better.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@hairygrape
You underestimate Japan's maid fetish

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why isn't this game dead yet??? It's not fucking fair, /kcg/ told me it was flavor of the month and wouldn't last past a month???

viagrandad
viagrandad

@CodeBuns
She actually did it.
I'm so proud of my shipfu. Glad to be part of a server with good taste.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@hairygrape

Huge breasts, maid costume, no in-game costumes to speak of, voiced by a well known VA, art is good, is one of the top tier CLs in the game. She's consistently in the Pixiv daily top 100 with lewds. They love her.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@hairygrape
Big breasts is a hell of a drug.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
Nips have a shitty maid fetish. They are really the only ones with such a fetish that I know of.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CodeBuns
Belfast actually gets tons of fanart.
The real surprise is the dork trailing behind her in 2nd place despite getting markedly less art than everyone surrounding her.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@hairygrape
But she literally is the secondary boat.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CodeBuns
Why must you bring bad news?
@Soft_member
Dork is actually first in Chinkland.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Soft_member
The dork is THAT ship though.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@happy_sad
secondaries dont play the game
belfast has the most votes
Whatever you say butthurt pedo.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@happy_sad
Everything is a secondary boats unless they have less than 5 fanart.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@viagrandad

You seem like a cool guy, come over to my house and fuck my sister. What's your ID?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@happy_sad
Wasn't too long ago that some people were saying Takao was the secondary boat.
Now we know that the true secondary boat is Belfast.

likme
likme

@Soft_member
Japan respects Lucky E too much to sexualize her.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@LuckyDusty
Not liking Belfast
Immediatly labeled a pedo
It's not like 80% of the botes, including better botes than Belfast, have big breasts right?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BunnyJinx
Fugg. Post IDs diegos.

idontknow
idontknow

@LuckyDusty
Wow, it's not like secondaries aren't literally opening up new accounts just to vote for tits.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Soft_member
Yeah, E-chan is one of those weird cases where she's popular but doesn't have a lot of lewds. Not that I mind. E-chan isn't for sexualizing.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Soft_member
/kcg/
listen to anything from them
They used to said a thing like this to FGO too like it will never top on KC, just look now.

RumChicken
RumChicken

https://twitter.com/cle_masahiro/status/939067227025711104

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Post patrician boats secondaries will never appreciate.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

shitposters with shittaste defending their shittaste by shouting "Secondary" as loud as they can

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

https://twitter.com/toriumikapiko/status/938999596662976513

A Bunny and A Dork

farquit
farquit

@lostmypassword
implying Japan won't produce tons of revenge doujinshi where Enterprise gets raped silly by the ships she sunk

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Harmless_Venom
liking a literal boy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How did this whole "dork" meme start?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Poker_Star
Pedos literally have no other argument.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Harmless_Venom
saru
practician taste

5mileys
5mileys

@Harmless_Venom
What's with the germans dressing young girls as boys? Even KC had this

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@5mileys
German like to use a male pronoun addressing a ships.

WebTool
WebTool

@Poker_Star
@kizzmybutt
Everyone who doesn't like my favorite bote is a pedo
Yeah, nice reasoning you guys have as well.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@FastChef
KC Arcade is what KC should've been
The only way to save KC is to port Arcade to PC, but that will never happen so

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
this is a cute boy

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lunatick
204442362 on the Truk server

askme
askme

@Fried_Sushi
Forced memes

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Soft_member
not even top 10
interest already winding down

It'll die soon.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Harmless_Venom
I have no knees and I must run

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is this the fate of every slightly popular general?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead
No, some end up like /ksg/.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@New_Cliche
Hyper nazi echo chambering shitposting central?

WebTool
WebTool

@Sir_Gallonhead
Well considering there is a literal popularity contest going on now ingame, it's only natural for it to influence the places where people talk about said game.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lord_Tryzalot
I said /ksg/, not /sg/.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@New_Cliche
My bad, I was skimming and thought you said /kcg/

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad

Threw you a friend request with a toot.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methnerd
In 13# place
Despite currently have no big events and not gacha hell like FGO
You should see when Mikasa event are on, it goes in 3# place.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@happy_sad
741984112 pls add

Evilember
Evilember

Any Madrasfags out there, I could use some friends.
875876821

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I wish I could be a cute grill after I die.

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberfire
Request sent I think.
742234369

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
Unicorn used to be an oji-san who banged the starters

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@FastChef
Yep, got it. Thanks.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@happy_sad

203829822 just incase you didn't get my friend request. Any other Truk fags are welcome to add me too if they wish.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

you can spy on friends' rooms
Oy vey.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Firespawn
I did, just accepted it a few moments ago. Am the one who has the married Ayanami as his secretary.
Or by name, polyanos

@Dreamworx
Welp time to put some effort on my room.

w8t4u
w8t4u

boob niggas [email protected]
70993841

SniperWish
SniperWish

@lostmypassword
tfw no Laffey to suck you off

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Kagoshima fags hit me up
808597406

idontknow
idontknow

@lostmypassword
So would the oldest of the three starters done the other two?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Looking for more friends on Madras server.
875864672

Emberfire
Emberfire

This doesnt even look like a contest anymore

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
Most right-handed people probably push her tits everytime.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberfire
I want to say they have good taste but at the same time they picked a shit choice for a JP CV.

Flameblow
Flameblow

i guess someone is on Ominato

673863964

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Soft_member
Why is Pokemon GO still on top 20?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberfire
I guess you could say that it's all over

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RavySnake
Pokemon Go is still a thing in japan but not as much as popular like it used to be.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberfire
OWARI DA

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Burger CV bombs your Navy back to the Stone Age
vote her as second best bote
What is wrong with Japan?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Emberfire
b-but that shitposter told me unicorn will slaughter the competition!1

Techpill
Techpill

@Crazy_Nice
That's clearly chink runes, dumbass.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Techpill
second best bote
second
I'm talking about the Japanese poll genius.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Techpill
She's in the second place on JP, dumbass.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
Indeed, how the fuck did they pick Belshit over her?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
Wasn't Pokemon GO still pretty popular? At least I thought I read something specifying that somewhat earlier this month. But don't care less myself.

@Techpill
He did say SECOND best, which is how it is at Truk at this moment atleast.

@Crazy_Nice
Maybe people can leave things in the past over there. The Enterprise was a fine ship in the end, even if she is overhyped a bit.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Do PVP defence wins count for anything?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperGod
lol

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperGod
PvP doesn't count for anything

likme
likme

Can someone post their mayamine fleet?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Illusionz
It grows my E-peen.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
@Illusionz
Will just put some level 1 gimps in my defence fleet then.

Thanks.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
E doesn't have a peen.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperGod
No but high level ships give nice exp to other players. I just put my favorite botes, it doesn't affect your other deployments anyway.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@lostmypassword
Is that a fucking Akashi as second guy? Same mole and hair.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperGod
Why doesn't Edinburgh have tits as big as Belfast's?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Firespawn
Because if too much botes get tits the size of Belfat the game would literally explode.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Belfast wins
gets a wedding dress
Isn't it heresy for a maid to wear anything other than her maid uniform?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Skullbone
Might be, but the artist who draws that is called Green Neko.
So the guy might be the artist's self insert too

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spamalot
it will be maid wedding dress

Soft_member
Soft_member

@likme
Autos through everything except boss node where Ark Royal unloads her dildoes she saves for the DDs into Maya

askme
askme

@Harmless_Venom
Love this spunky tomboy, she needs more art and a retrofit.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Soft_member
Thanks. Looks like I got lots of DDs to level now.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@likme
I need time efficiency

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller

Level 27 in 8-4

Do not bully your cat please.

massdebater
massdebater

@Gigastrength
Just recalling Ajax's line is enough to give me a boner. Also another AL Maso TTK already?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Gigastrength
Cute.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@happy_sad
Don't worry Aniki will not let any suicide bote and plane pass, Akashi herself equipped with strongest AA gun and two radar

MPmaster
MPmaster

@massdebater
Last masochist update was like 10 months ago featuring FGO instead of KC
Ignored numerous KC events
Suddenly 2 updates with AL Ajax
Going by this I can only assume he's burned out on KC and is enjoying AL currently. Ajax was made for him.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Gigastrength
I want to Ajax her Amsterdam.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@MPmaster
even maso ttk isn't m enough to continue kc

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stupidasole
haha le KC is a pain meme

TechHater
TechHater

@haveahappyday
Even the KC autist a few threads ago said he didn't play it for fun.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TechHater
You don't play AL for fun either.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@RumChicken
I actually do.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Reset toot.

massdebater
massdebater

HARRO

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Reset, shikikan.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

reset time

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

ded gem ded general

King_Martha
King_Martha

Randomly got a free dog.

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberburn
the levels only matter because exp is based on total power
if, say, you have six level 80 ships with 6000 total power
or 6 level 100 ships with 4000 total power

the level 80 version gives more exp

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@King_Martha
I want a free doggo too.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
random
EOP that can't read twitter

farquit
farquit

@Bidwell
I'm not sure how not using Twitter makes me an EOP. I know what it says, I just don't use Twitter so getting Shigure was unexpected.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@King_Martha
I already had a doggo, so into the gold onahole medal fund she goes.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@likme
C U T E
U
T
E
VA when? Retrofit when?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
This means more free stuff right?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberburn
You just got shigure from it

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
T1 and 3 BP
not 3
The meme is real

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
I meant "not 2", fuck me.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BunnyJinx
@Nojokur
How many times will people get T2 and T1 mixed up?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lord_Tryzalot
I still get confused sometimes because i confuse them if there's no background.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

My F2P experience so far:

FGO - is pretty comfy since battles are simple and if it gets hard just use a support 10/10/10 Merlin. Every servants are usable since there is no pvp or any rankings but I stopped playing because of constant gacha depression.

KC - Initially played it for cute girls but got burned out since most of the time I'm just grinding for resources like orel cruising everyday. Only have 2 slot for repair dock so getting my level90+ shipgirls is very punishing. It takes hours to get 1 repaired unless I use a bucket. Gameplay is not enough to keep me entertained also getting catbombs during a last dance.

Shadowverse - A fun game but not a comfy game for me since I always get too serious when playing competitive games like LOL. Kind of a stressful game for me. I play it every now and then.

GBF - Didn't click with me that much for some reason. But skills in this game are way more unique and cool compared to FGO's servant skills which is mostly composed of only buffs and debuffs. Though I didn't like that debuffs are on timers compared to FGO where I could relax and take my time defeating a tough boss. Gacha depression every now and then. Still play it from time to time.

AL - Probably the most comfiest game I've played compared to the others. Gacha rates are great, earning cubes are piss easy compared to quartz, auto mode, fun and simple gameplay. Though it could use more improvements on the gameplay since the game is still somewhat new there's still a room for improvement. Hope they could be more creative for the upcoming main events and chapters. And finally I could buy costumes as F2P. Fucking awesome.

Fire Emblem Heroes - Fire emblem on GBA was my childhood I really love the story and the gameplay like suddenly getting ambushed and the permadeath. Currently downloading the game I hope it's comfy.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
buy costumes as F2P

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@kizzmybutt
I don't like GBF because it requires having friends.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@kizzmybutt

FEH is about as scummy as it gets. For your units to get competitive you want to feed them skills, which often comes from the gacha units. Then you may want dupes to make them stronger, which again means more gacha. This is on top of the fact that units have IVs similar to Pokemon so you can roll a 5* unit and it'll be complete garbage because it has -speed or -attack. The ONLY positive FEH has going for it is that it's generous with premium currency handouts.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BinaryMan
it requires having friends
Why are you spouting bullshit on the Internet?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BinaryMan
I'll be your friend user

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
You only need 5* if you wanna reach the top of the arena and that's not mandatory to get currency. Also you can beat every map on Lunatic+ with the free neutral 4* you get.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Bought 2 slots for backyard and still have enough diamonds for atleast 2-3 costumes though I still haven't gotten most of the free diamonds from the chapter quests.

@BinaryMan
I play co-op with my alt account

@Evil_kitten
Looks irritating. Well I'll still try and play it for atleast a month and see if it will click for me or not.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

New thread:

/vg/thread/198035542#p198035542
/vg/thread/198035542#p198035542
/vg/thread/198035542#p198035542
/vg/thread/198035542#p198035542
/vg/thread/198035542#p198035542

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sharpcharm
You missed the legendary banner in FEH, your chances to roll a good 5* are gone.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stupidasole
As long as I could roll Young Tiki I'm happy. Currently rerolling.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
Why must you lie?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
I didn't like that debuffs are on timers
I loved that. Never was too fond of it, but turn based combat with real time mechanics felt much more engaging.

likme
likme

@Raving_Cute
It would be great if top 1 in.China got a dress in JP too Bobstadt

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
@FastChef
That's the 4 million downloads campaign though, not the TVCM.

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