/owg/ - Overwatch General

idontknow
idontknow

's Penis.

A new hybrid map, "Blizzard World," is available for testing on the PTR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii3Hce3_fOw

The new offensive healer, "Moira," is now available in all modes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tLopqeL9s8

Latest animated short, "Honor and Glory"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQfk5HykiEk

Latest comic
http://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/junkrat-the-return-of-junkenstein

Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21275367
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

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http://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/junkrat-the-return-of-junkenstein
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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Here comes T.Racer!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
I want to bully Tracer until she cries!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just another day in Silver.

FastChef
FastChef

/vg/thread/197876752#p197917637
unironically thinking the orbs are better than his passive lifesteal

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why do people here think the Dallas Fuel is the favorite to win OWL over Seoul? Is it because of tAIMBOTmou?

Please don't tell me it's because of Seagull, he is trash at esports Overwatch. People just watched his youtube videos against lobby scrubs where he has a pocket Mercy healing him and he wipes the floor. I've never seen someone exposed so many times where it counts.

Techpill
Techpill

Threadly reminder that defense hero are underpowered annoying pieces of shit besides junkrat, he's a borderline overpowered annoying piece of shit that add nothing to the game beside enabling cancer shitter comps and that removing them will only make the game better symmetra included, widowmaker simply doesn't belong in this game

Methshot
Methshot

I WANT A REINHARDT SKIN THIS CHRISTMAS

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
Hello reaper main who does bronze damage and walks straight into a deathballs
b-b-but I have my lifesteal

Removing an element of skill play to make a character easier for casuals, does not make it a buff.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Goddamn it, I have failed you /owg/
also why can't OPs delete threads?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Are Fareeha and Ana muslims? Do they cover up in their civilian lives?

Evilember
Evilember

@Ignoramus
I can't even be bothered arguing with you by just so you know you are a fucking muppet mate.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
Does this really happen if you try to delete a thread?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

The new event skins are so shit no one wants to leak them

takes2long
takes2long

@hairygrape
You have to understand that we don't actually know anything about esports.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TalkBomber
yea

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SomethingNew
no, both are incredibly promiscuous and use biotic serums to regenerate their hymens so they can pretend they are pure maidens when having sex with the countless men and women they partner with.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SomethingNew
they have face tattoos depicting the symbol of a god from an ancient egyptian religion
ana has a mixed race child, out of wedlock
both have served in independent military organizations

you tell me my man, how islamic do they sound

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Evil_kitten
not wanting to be on team ronald mcdonald

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
america's icon

takes2long
takes2long

seoul used their away skin

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Playboyize
Pharah
regenerating hymen at all
Canadian
She's a certified slut.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Seoul will win OWL easily.

Korean teams will finish in the top 4. Americans/westerners won't even come close.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Soft_member
Wasnt there a rumour that Overwatch is rapidly losing viewers in korea? I guess we will have to just wait a bit for them to move away from the game until we can have an interesting league.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Hey, /owg/, I'm kind of new to the game (lv. 40) and I have some questions:
1. What can I do about Scatter Arrow?
I get into a fight with a Hanzo and he misses his regular arrows but then shoots my feet and murders me, it's such a shitty way to die. Is there a hero who just walks all over him? I'd honestly pick them up since I can't stand Hanzo.

2. What can I do against Junkrat? He has so much damage output and deletes anything that gets close to him with mine spam, but backpedaling generally has me walk into his bombs that do full damage even after they hit the ground for some reason.
I know I'm a scrub but Hanzo and Junk are just a nightmare to play against since all my deaths feel like bullshit.

For the record, I 'main' Orisa but I've spent the past few weeks trying to learn one or two of each class, so I'm learning Phara and Tracer, Mei, Orisa, Zarya, Ana and Lucio. I want to learn Genji since he's pretty fun, but all my recent QP matches are either against people with like 3 or 4 stars, or smurf accounts where lv. 7 Widows and Soldiers dominate the entire fight. Why's QP like this?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Be ranked 2000 SR
Pick healer and loose with gold obj time
Pick tank and loose with gold dmg and obj time
Pick DPS and loose with Gold everything
Can win bro's.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Big booty tracer or big titty tracer?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
Neither

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Skullbone
It sounds like you're getting into too many 1v1s and facetanking everything. Rather than learning a new hero, learn to stop straying off from your team.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@viagrandad
Flat tracer~

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Genji is here

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@idontknow
where my christmas leaks at

WHERE

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

When did you stop playing Comp?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Bidwell
@Emberfire
Don't lie, we all know you want that juicy Tracer meat.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stupidasole
Got one from Korea just now, hot off the press.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperGod
die

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SomethingNew
I never stopped, I just rarely play it.

massdebater
massdebater

@Skullbone

As an Orisa you really want to avoid Hanzo and Junkrat. Junkrat shits all over her because she's a big target, and Hanzo as well for similar reasons, leave it to your team if you can.

If you want to pick up a tank that does well against those two, I'd recommend Winston. It's extremely important to work around your shield if you're going to fight any high DPS hero, but if you do it well you'll be able to out DPS both of them and avoid scatter arrow.

Another good tank is Zarya who can absorb the damage put out by Junkrat which will allow you to melt him with your beam. You'll have to learn to time your shields though.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sharpcharm
APEX Season 4 was 100% korean teams though?

I know EscA and a few others moved to PUBG though. If Seoul had him DPSing it would be an even bigger massacre.

Techpill
Techpill

@viagrandad
Why not both

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Soft_member

Given the circumstances Seoul actually played pretty badly against Shanghai, assuming they were trying.

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
hnnng i wish, artists only give one or the other usually

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx
Fuck off Reaper.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evilember
You couldn't even be bothered to string together a coherent sentence. Thanks for taking the easy way out, ya fuckin' omnishambles of a "human". If you can't grasp the English language; I'd very much doubt you'd be able to play a video game.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Skullbone
nothing
play a 500+ hp character and live with it, its on him to miss, theres basically nothing you can do if you cant just take it and get healed
pharah and genji are the best dps characters to play around it but they both die in a single headshot so its not free in any sense
hanzos a stupid character, being nonviable in a coordinated environment doesnt excuse his shitty design

zarya + main tank rapes rat
pharah is also decent
any hitscan with midrange capability shits on him, he moves too slowly while mine jumping so hes an extremely easy target no matter what he does
theres nothing that really mitigates his spam anymore though, dvas ineffective at it and every other barrier fucking explodes, so the ideal way to deal with him is to attack him from an angle he cant cover by holding m1 on a wall near choke since hes fucking terrible outside mine range

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Illusionz
any hitscan with midrange capability shits on him, he moves too slowly while mine jumping so hes an extremely easy target no matter what he does
theres nothing that really mitigates his spam anymore though, dvas ineffective at it and every other barrier fucking explodes, so the ideal way to deal with him is to attack him from an angle he cant cover by holding m1 on a wall near choke since hes fucking terrible outside mine range
Basically, do Genji.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SomethingNew
Everyone in Overwatch is a secular humanist

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Skullbone
I like reaoer, I main him

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Skullbone
for hanzo try jumping, sometimes that will make the scatter arrow miss but it works better with small characters.
As for maining orisa, just go for rein or winston. She not awful on certain maps but a bad orisa can doom a team in attack because most of th time they barely move forward causing the others to attack without protection.
If you think widow or soldier are dominating the game it's because no one is contesting them dva can chase and kill both and if you have winston too you can attack toghether

whereismyname
whereismyname

Draw your main in paint
post result

girlDog
girlDog

@Spazyfool
Fuck off, reaper.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@girlDog
No

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@FastChef
4 fingers

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
That's fucking awful, get on my level.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@hairygrape
@Soft_member
They're likely to face a challenge from London, half of their roster is GC Busan and those guys beat Lunatic-Hai at Apex S4

And correct me if I'm mistaken, only three teams are 100% KR
Quite a few more of them do have KR members on the roster but they don't make up the majority of their teams

Dallas is memed a lot but they're still likely to at least put up a strong showing

is it because of player X
At this level no single player can carry an entire team

Taimbot might click a few heads in a row but the only reason that can happen is if someone like Effect is also in there fucking with them and enabling him to do so

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

They really should have Sombra's hacks show up in the killfeed. It'd be helpful for both teams at the same time and it'd help cut down on the complaint that she's too communication reliant.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw your team works together to not only bully and kill Mercy but to teabag her at every opportunity

some of you guys are alright

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

post meaty tracers

Emberfire
Emberfire

I want a hero from my country!

girlDog
girlDog

@Skullbone
for scatter arrow, if youre playing a fast character you can try to get him to waste it by surprising him from a weird angle while jumping around. and for junkrat, engage from a distance or engage close up only after he's used his mines.

if youre playing orisa you want to be avoiding fighting em. and pretty much everyone actually. remember orisa is a portable shield dispenser not a fighter. do keep trying other classes though, ive switched mains i think 5 times since i started playing. dont worry about winning in qp, especially while youre still learning, the folks youre paired against are only going to get better, not worse, so now is the time to try all those characters you suck as.

cum2soon
cum2soon

OWL was kinda fun but also too gooky.
They can try and hide it with this city brand shit but it's still 90% gook vs gook

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Emberfire
there never will be a swedish hero, sorry

massdebater
massdebater

@kizzmybutt
Uhm Torb ???

Booteefool
Booteefool

@lostmypassword
when will people understand that her hacking isnt bad because its hard to capitalize on, its bad because its uptime is garbage
remember back when dva matrix was on a cd instead of a resource, exact same issue, too easy to play around when you can disengage or back up easily then just destroy them when the abilitys down

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
gotchu senpai

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@massdebater
Technically Bastion too.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
Torb is only half of one

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methshot
What would you give to get a reinhardt christmas skin?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SomethingNew
when i stopped hating fun

MPmaster
MPmaster

@haveahappyday
How? We dont know where it was created, and clearly it doesn't live there. It's just staying with Torb momentarily

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperWish
Your mum.

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday
Bastion is some IKEA model

No wonder he sucks balls

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Booteefool
hacking isn't something you can really put on a resource

Bidwell
Bidwell

@massdebater
It's not a swedish hero with an american doing a bad german accent

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
I think he's referencing how Bastions were designed by Torb but you are still correct

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Techpill
Agreed

eGremlin
eGremlin

@lostmypassword
things that should show up in the ticker
nanoboosts
sleeps

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BinaryMan
it is
it would just require a refocus of its utility away from health kit hacking

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Booteefool
Hack now disables passives

There, she's viable. A correct, well timed hack from the shadows is now a serious debuff instead of just putting her on a level playing field with most people

farquit
farquit

@eGremlin
Why nano? You hear both ana's and the hero you nanoboost voiceline and the kills are shown as assist

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin
sleep and junk traps

likme
likme

Fucking youtube Overwatchers piss me off so much
"If you nano the right person you'll climb to masters"
"If you pick healer and communicate you'll win games"
Such fucking horseshit

Techpill
Techpill

"come on voice or we report you"
go to voice but set the voice to 1

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I am a Junkrat main, I'm so good at this game as you see Junkrat requires the utmost skill to play and do well in as he is a big open target with practically no health so he's totally vulnerable and everyone can counter, an almost pathetic hero that I manage to excel in. I have turned what is useless into treasure and I will climb the ladders beating everyone in my path. See you in top 500 lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qoz59adVvo

viagrandad
viagrandad

@likme
tell team to group up and take high ground
no one groups up and they die 1v6

"Just communicate and you will climb"

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@viagrandad
just communicate and you will climb
this is true if every person communicates on the team, otherwise probably not

whereismyname
whereismyname

@likme
You really shouldn't watch those bottom feeders. They're just in it to make an easy buck peddling easy answers to the desperate silver masses.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BlogWobbles
Just listening is fine, too

RumChicken
RumChicken

When will you all drooling dps tard will understand that solo healing is a terrible strategy that will end in the loss of every team fight against a team with two healer?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't think I can do any more as Zen in Diamond, but I keep losing. I call out discords, I call out that someone on our team is half, I'm always conscious of my positioning, I'm saving my ults for blade, grav, etc. At this point I think I'm actually playing better than when I was in Masters, but I keep losing. What do

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
enemies will dodge your grenades so it requires high mental function to know where they are most useful, even what the peasants describe as "spam" is highly intellectual prediction and game-sense"
proceeds to get a riptire in 40 seconds on Eichenwalde

w8t4u
w8t4u

@FastChef
@Fuzzy_Logic
moira mains

disgusting

get this irish witch out of my pure british board

next person to say he loves moira will be forced to pick tea leaves for the rest of their lives

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
b-but it worked that one time in quickplay!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@w8t4u
t.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BlogWobbles
FInd better teammates, Zen is useless unless the entire team cooperates around his discord orbs

takes2long
takes2long

@BlogWobbles
Play DPS, or become a one trick with a silly hero.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@w8t4u
next person to say he loves moira will be forced to pick tea leaves for the rest of their lives
You leave that guy alone he can't help it

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
Age: Old
lmao

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@takes2long
Mei is probably better than Zen in random groups. She can block enemy Ults with her ice wall, so she's still a lifesaver and a reliable attacker if she walls out enemy tanks.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
@w8t4u
be a firmly proud brit
have an insatiable lust for irish birds
I really can't help it ;_;

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Nojokur
They're likely to face a challenge from London, half of their roster is GC Busan and those guys beat Lunatic-Hai at Apex S4
Didn't they come second in both their groups? Maybe they're just good at clutch games.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Nojokur
At this level no single player can carry an entire team
Maybe not carry, but certainly make a big difference. Babybay lit it up against Florida Shitem.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BlogWobbles
if you keep losing as zen why don't you play something else? It's clearly not working pick another healer or try a new role

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BlogWobbles
Just quit the game it's garbage

Methshot
Methshot

Holy shit this wait time on misery heroes

Skullbone
Skullbone

@idontknow
Can someone tell me how to properly know where you're opponent is when you are able to launch them with the uppercut with Doomfist? Is there a trick to it? Sometimes they are above, sometimes they are below me when rising.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@AwesomeTucker
Maybe. But both games they directly played each other in the group stage, they 3-0'd them both times

No one should underestimate Seoul but they aren't invincible

askme
askme

@Harmless_Venom
God I wish that were real

RavySnake
RavySnake

I hope we get skins for Genji, Dva, Lucio, Hanzo and Reinhardt

likme
likme

@RavySnake
If Hanzo doesn't get one I'll riot. He's only had one event skin and it's objectively his worst skin.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I want to rape Genji and make all his loved ones watch!

5mileys
5mileys

I'm expecting disappointment and regret from Blizzard this xmas event. 1-2 reasonably good skins, the rest fillers, nobody cares about the blue/white items, and mei's snowball game again. but this time it will have a top score ranking. wow!

TechHater
TechHater

@5mileys
I'm already disappointed since they haven't shown a trailer yet. It's December 7th already.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TechHater
Blame this e-sports tournament shit

Spamalot
Spamalot

>>197925530
okay

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Deadlyinx
Yeah I know. They are most likely scared their esports skins will get no attention when they show the holiday skins at the same time. And it fucking sucks since they are bad recolors anyway

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Do in-game stats ever update? It still says Genji is in my top 5 most played but Reinhardt pass his playtime a long time ago (like 7 hours)

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
Be more aggro, I’m constantly charging orb volley. It’s crazy good just focus on your orb uptime it’ll become second nature.

girlDog
girlDog

@SomethingNew
That's probably not the reason. The league skins won't go on sale until after the Xmas event is over, and that point would be the best time to really start pushing them anyway, since the proper OWL season is going to be starting then

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

On a winning streak at the moment lads. My trends tell me that I'm gonna crash and burn hard any second.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Carnalpleasure
You crash now.

w8t4u
w8t4u

So how was the league so far?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Booteefool
the fire rises

Inmate
Inmate

@w8t4u
meh. it's just pre-season so nobody really cares.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@iluvmen
You don't get to bring friends

askme
askme

switch language to weeb tongue
pick Pharah

TreeEater
TreeEater

Facebook leaks when???

Soft_member
Soft_member

Hey LA Gladiators - 7 hours and 44 minutes until you die!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@askme
posts on /owg/ instead of replying to me on discord

Spamalot
Spamalot

@w8t4u
No idea who you are lad. I don't use discord.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Soft_member
More like LA Badiators

massdebater
massdebater

Boston Uprising's roster is comically bad, holy shit.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

When do I get out of silver and start having fun Jeff?????

Soft_member
Soft_member

it's another "Lucio can you change to mercy?"
So tired of this bullshit, blizzard just fucking fix her already

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spazyfool
fun
competitive
this is where you're wrong. if anything it will get worse for you because shitters start to take the game seriously somewhere around plat.

Techpill
Techpill

@Soft_member
tell them to fuck off. I'm fine with playing Ana, Moira, Zen but Mercy is just too braindead, I would rather lose than touch that hero. same with bastion on Junkertown.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Soft_member
@Techpill
Blizzard likes boring heroes that require 0 skill

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Soft_member
don't solo heal as Lucio and you'll be fine.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

dont really play Ana, flexcuck onto her since we dont have any other support mains
sleep nano'd genji in overtime second round
holy shit I'm amazing
our reaper not in voice chat walk's up to him and death blossoms
he gets up, reflects, and wipes our team
lose

holy shit ive never been that mad playing a video game. almost punched my monitor

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

400 SR losing streak since I reached masters

literally how does this happen. I'm on the verge of plat. Please help

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stupidasole
welcome to the Ana experience. even worse than the "bubbled ally turns around and runs away, grav six people but the Hanzo takes 3 seconds to press Q and the dragon comes way too late" Zarya experience.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
try dropping from 2600 to 1800 then come see me

RumChicken
RumChicken

Has any of the owl official niggers commented on white outlines for both teams?

JunkTop
JunkTop

4 leavers in a row
-120 SR
I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
This is true. I dropped to 500 sr after being placed in gold because I wanted to start from the bottom, and was also smoking weed while playing.

People were super nice at that level. Everyone knew they were shit so they would actually listen to you when you made suggestions. There were also a lot of smurfs which made the games interesting and memorable. I remember this one Widowmaker got a fucking team kill on Junkertown lol

Evilember
Evilember

@SomethingNew
I stopped playing “competitively” after I got my gold gun, always queue up in comp though, more likely to have a decent team comp when I instalock widow every game.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

4 more levels and I can finally play comp on my troll account

Soft_member
Soft_member

Anyone else simply unable to motivate themselves to try to win in ranked against certain team compositions in certain maps? Like if the team is running some Orisa+Torb+Symmetra+Junkrat spam comp then I always rather just afk that shit and wait that the match is over than try to beat it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Garbage Can Lid
I've lost just over 500 SR now in a very short timeframe. It honestly feels hopeless, even if I frag out I still lose games. I'll win a game for 30Sr, then lose 3 in a row for -60SR Every time I've played in the last few days I've ended up at least 100Sr lower than before. games with throwers all over the place. solo queue is absolute hell and you just have to get lucky with teammates, that's all there is to it.

FastChef
FastChef

@Soft_member
the meme comps like that usually don't have any way to deal with pharah so i just lock that and bully them until the get a soldier. a 3 stack attacking junkertown with the bastion cheese is absolute hell to play against if you just have a random group. the other team doesn't even need the full 6 cooperating, just the bastion, orisa and a healer.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Soft_member
no then I switch to Pharah or Soldier. those meme comps are actually so easy to beat with a LITTLE bit of coordination. but instead people pick Genji+Tracer because they think that's what the pros would do.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Soft_member
comp
escort
defend first
hold the fort well they can’t cap
now we attack
team crumbles due to tele
gengu constantly trying to 1 v 6
draw
Eichenwalde makes me wary

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

>>197925530
I can't believe I saved rhat

Emberburn
Emberburn

Pick Zarya
Put shields on self and ally
Collect 100% charge every time because junkrat spam in every single game
Win with true russian strength

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Garbage Can Lid
Soldier
And shoot at Orisa's infinite shields?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn
Strong as the mountain

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberburn
god i wish that were me

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
Are you me by any chance? The few victories I have got recently came from the enemy team being somehow even more retarded than mine.

I remember this match on Lijiang gardens yesterday where the 5 stack I got paired with a 5 stack that were stuck at the bridge despite me spamming "Group up" on the flank because they weren't on voice chat. I've been like that for like a minute until I decided to just not give a fuck, switched to Mei, walked to the point and took it without being contested. I killed two that soon came to contest it back and proceed to see how the 5 stack still wouldn't cross the bridge.

Other than that, my last, I don't know, 30 matches have been infested with throwers and people not having a fucking clue about the character they were using.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Emberburn
tfw no zarya main on my team
tfw it's always a d.va, junkrat and roadhog main
why even live

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Crazy_Nice
Group on your team
Group with 3+ people circlejerking on your team
Give up senpai, it's a lost cause 90% of the time.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

potg is moira """""aiming"""" her ult at graviton
when is blizzard going to remake the potg system

most disappointing is when i get potg with mccree and i expect it to be some sequence where i quickly deleted 3 people with sick headshots but then it turns out to be some mediocre dead eye + maybe 1 standard kill on top of it

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberburn
Whoa, that a thick Lena!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Dreamworx
I wish there were more zen potgs where he would save his team furing what would be a wipe

FastChef
FastChef

@Ignoramus
Soldier and Junkrat spam is easily enough to take out the Orisa shield in 3 seconds.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I want to befriend Lena and pat her head!

Methshot
Methshot

I want a sex starved mei to ravage me and use for her sexual release

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BlogWobbles
I want to go on adventure with Lena Oxton and her friends!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I want tracer TO GET FUCKING NERFED

WebTool
WebTool

@Methshot
Who are the most sexually starved characters?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
I want Mercy and Winston to get nerfed.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BlogWobbles
I want to throw lena off a roof without her chronal accelerator

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@WebTool
Ana - old
s76 - old
widow - probably hasn't fucked ssince kilking gerard
mei - 9 years of no nookie
rein - old
pharah - mommy's little girl

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Sir_Gallonhead
no winston
are you even trying

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
rein - old
implying that stops him

Techpill
Techpill

@WebTool
You
LMAO

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fried_Sushi
Monkeys jerk themselves off

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I want another french hero. Widow is hot and has a good design but I don't play snipez.

5mileys
5mileys

@TurtleCat
I want to force feed Hana until she can no longer fit in her mech!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

we have to wait until the lore event to get a Moira Blackwatch skin
we have to wait until the anniversary event to get a Moira river dance emote

5mileys
5mileys

@DeathDog
Winston? kek
The next nerfs should focus on Junkrat and Moira.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Sir_Gallonhead
nobody cares you frog. and the next time you bring your meme speak to the group chat I will pick Mei and jump off the map.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sir_Gallonhead
Gerard?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@5mileys
Junkrat is fine
moira's orbs could use a tweak

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
juicy af

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
Winston? kek
he's a must pick outside of shitter ranks

@Nojokur
Junkrat is fine
no he isn't, double mine is retarded

askme
askme

discordfags

Evilember
Evilember

@Fuzzy_Logic
Don't let him get close, use range like soldier and mccree and pharah and you'll shit him down

T. Junkrat player

Flameblow
Flameblow

Sleep an enemy
3 People from your team stop to teabag and spam voice lines

King_Martha
King_Martha

@girlDog
Lena will never playfully bully you sexually in public
Why live?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Fuzzy_Logic
no he isn't, double mine is retarded
i think it's ultimate has too much range or damage especially since the buff

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
His tire is weak any good soldier can erase it

likme
likme

@Nojokur
junkrat
fine
mines doing 240 damage
grenades doing 120 damage
doesn't need to aim
drops bombs when dying
can fly

He's OP, anyone who argues with that is clearly a retarded Junkrat main.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
still have my webm where I sleep an ulting genji and wipe out the enemy team with a hanzo zarya combo
didn't play for months
can't land a single sleep anymore

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@girlDog

I'd say she looks very cute, but it's not even close to the peak of physical attractiveness. She is a good choice for man who is bored with classical beauty and wants something new / something a little bit gay.

Evilember
Evilember

Tracer is yummy!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Poker_Star
His ult is way to good, it charges every 40 seconds, it can climb walls indefinitely, IS SILENT WHEN FLYING FOR WHATEVER REASON, it's just retarded

mfw hearing it drive around for 9 seconds not finding anyone but he manages to get a kill because it lasts ten fucking seconds

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TalkBomber
post it faggot

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
HE GETS FUCKED OVER BY ANY COMPETENT DPS, ZARYA OR GOOD SNIPER, he has no range, he has to use his mine to get in close and he has 200hp which is weak, I've played him a lot, I know, just use pharah+soldier+zarya and you'll shut him down 100%, always happens to me and I'm a damn good junkrat player

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Flameblow
shut the fuck up

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Can people really not kill junkrat? Must use roadhog, holy shit!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Flameblow
There are no good overwatch maps except for the first part of junkertown. All maps are close quarters.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Flameblow
I'm a damn good junkrat player

Are you top 500 at tying your shoes as well?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
t. Cannot aim or bastion main

takes2long
takes2long

All these shitter itt, can't even kill a fucking Junkrat.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
Ìt's an old webm and I have posted it many times before. I hate reposting

RumChicken
RumChicken

Start actually aiming and landing shots as Lucio

It's like a whole new game now

takes2long
takes2long

@PurpleCharger
@JunkTop
So you discredit my advice because I'm good at a hero you don't like?
inb4 lol junkrat main op
not even a main, I flex, I main Rein and Lucio, but recently more and more junkrats are playing as shield breakers

lol he's op you suck
don't let him get close

anyone can be good at him
nope, you need: good positioning, the ability to not feed the enemy, plan your escape route, and use a martyr play style, example, get close, flood an enemy, jump out, never sit behins shields and spam, you'll get picked off or charge a zarya.

Now kindly, place an ice pak on your head and calm down.

girlDog
girlDog

@takes2long
durr hurr kerplunk kerlunk kerplunk RIPTIRE READY TO ROLL

tldr kid git gud

Bidwell
Bidwell

@whereismyname
My aim is pretty good actually, but as a Mccree/Soldier, there's no way to kill a Junkrat that has taken a ground advantage.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@takes2long
So you discredit my advice because I'm good at a hero you don't like?
I just hate people like you.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Young Ana is the best girl

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@girlDog
Not an arguement, ty again.
@Bidwell
Try tracer and get behind him, essential sneak behind him or go full balls out with pharah, if you're really good, sniping high points, a good widow can pin junkrat down hard if he has no shield.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

There's nothing more annoying than playing against good Widows and Tracers

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SniperWish
Oh? Please project!

askme
askme

@RavySnake
Young Ana is a tight Egyptian cock sleeve who deserves to be bullied, Ana is a friendly Grandma who needs to be protected

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
Moira doing a jig

yespleasethankyou

cum2soon
cum2soon

@New_Cliche
a good widow can pin junkrat down hard if he has no shield
so you rely on the other player being a retard to kill them? That works no matter what hero they choose

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
they might ring it up on st. pattys day, that or a leprechaun skin

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

i need healing

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Junkrat counters: bad dps, torb+turret, bastion, orisa, and shields.

Junkrat is countered by: good dps, such as soldier, Pharah, aerial advantage, Zarya, eats your balls for dinner, any competent zenyata, other junkrats, flankers like reaper, tracer, genji, hanzo and widow, Sombra, since his escape is cut off if hacked, roadhog, McCree, and now moira since hwr beam can reach from a very long distance coupled with those ungodly orbs.

@cum2soon
It's how I usually people using junkrat wrong get killed, they pick him for power and those quick kills but they ALWAYS stay near the shields because they are afraid to push up unless behind their Rein, orisa and Lucios, I;ve started practicing my widow just to try and nullify them, but I'm not a good widow.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@LuckyDusty
Oh man, I'm getting tired, typos everywhere

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@LuckyDusty
This desperate to prove to yourself you're a good player and it's not junkrat doing all the work

It's sad really the level of mental gymnastics people do, mercy and genji mains are the exact same

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methnerd
Here's a different one fucking size limit

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evil_kitten
Come back within range of my shields. It's essentially healing.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@LuckyDusty
sombra counters junkrat
loled

idontknow
idontknow

@GoogleCat
I said I'm not junkrat main, I main Lucio but FLEX as junkrat for defense, only defense because I get flamed ffor picking him in attack, which is also why I use rein BECAUSE NO ONE PROTECTS ME AS LUCIO AND I HAVE TO RUN FOR MY LIFE,now unless you have a good counter point, I advise to uninstall this game if you cannot kill such an easy target, I've given you the how-to so there's no excuse, good day to you.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@ZeroReborn
I want to eat Symmetra's curryhole

RumChicken
RumChicken

@VisualMaster
So you want to be some kind of...designated sitting face?

FastChef
FastChef

When the fuck are blizzard gonna buff up Doomfist and Sombra?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@FastChef
sombra isnt that weak

viagrandad
viagrandad

@RumChicken
Absolutely.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
*hacked*
*panic*
DINK DINK DINK
AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
*multiple explosions*

t. Sombrafag

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I kinda want to play junkrat now, and I hate junkrat

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
I'm not a Junkrat main I'm just spamming him every game and I'm gonna keep wasting precious Veeky Forums data even though I'm a junkrat main and my opinion is irrelevant by default

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@iluvmen
t. platshitter

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Good to know no one here has an answer for junkrat, or an actual response, but hey, I WON BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING THOSE (YOU)s

Firespawn
Firespawn

i require healing

Methshot
Methshot

@Harmless_Venom
she sure as fuck ain't good

FastChef
FastChef

@Firespawn
MEDIC!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Ignoramus
Nice try, Mid diamond, 3287, was 3523 last season but I mained mostly DPS like Solider and Sombra, I got fucked over this season by playing sombra exclusively though.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

120 damage bouncing projectiles that can get into weird spots and sit/roll into you while you're moving or standing still and also have splash damage
120 damage mines that can be thrown out and detonated in super-fast succession and also propel him away from you
takes no damage from his own weapons meaning no range is safe
98% of all maps are close-quarters hallways and rooms filled woth objects to make the grenades move erratically
ultimate that does 600 damage and lasts for ten seconds and is so fast an mobile he can play mind games with it and stall out all defensive attempts before sending it in

Junkrat is a pain in the ass to fight against and Blizzard making him the ninth Offense character didn't help. 2 Traps instead of 2 Mines would have made him a better Defense character and also reduced his bullshit levels.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
Playing Ana
Genji crouched on a rooftop across the map with 20hp scared to move
I need healing
Heal him
Thank you
Disappears from view

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Firespawn
Come get some armor. They're essentially healing.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SomethingNew
D,va and Zarya do well vs him, I can kinda handle him as d.va my DM and rocket combo

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Boy_vs_Girl
what you mean answer? pharah, 76, widow, mcree, zenyatta, literaly anyone with some range is a answer to him if you are not complete shit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Boy_vs_Girl
Tracer or Genji need healing
they get into my line of sight and stay perfectly still for a couple seconds so I don't miss

t-thanks

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
Gale?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@likme
Hanzo's demon skin is his best skin, what are you on about?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Apparently not, because NO ONE CAN KILL SUCH AN OP CHARACTER HURR DURR I;M MAD I GOT REKT

I literally explained that in my post to tthat retard with the anger problem but he ignored it like a fool and will complain until he gets nerfed, but he probably won't be until next season/year.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Crazy_Nice
What's gale

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberburn
Junkrat isn't OP you can trust me I'm a junkrat player

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@AwesomeTucker
there are any actual OP characters in Overwatch
anyone who thinks this is a low IQ shitter

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
It's dumb players that make him look OP, literally read my previous posts. I feel like I main him now with all this defense, but if you cannot kill him as DPS, you need to git gud

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methshot
why does ana have the lowest winrate? I know she isn't as good as mercy, but surely even she is better than bugfist.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@kizzmybutt
Some characters are OP in the right hands and team comp.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Stark_Naked
it's from when he was just realeased so it's still high from before the nerfs

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stark_Naked
why does ana have the lowest winrate?
because people who pick ana are 90% of the time 'dps mains' who were forced to play healer, so they play ana like dps and thus the team loses because they have non-existent healing.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

i am in need of medical assistance

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stark_Naked
Her only defense is a one shot projectile with a long CD, no mobility, no sustained damage, requires aim, ulti requires teamwork, literally every part of her requires decent team to do well in and that's not the case for most OW matchmaking outside 5-6 stacks

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

"tracer is hard to play"

WebTool
WebTool

@Fried_Sushi
She is you if can't aim

idontknow
idontknow

@WebTool
stare at a character for 0.5 seconds and hold down lmb is aiming

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fried_Sushi
tracer IS hard to play if the enemy team knows how to watch their back and stays grouped.

askme
askme

junkrat is OP

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Raving_Cute
sometimes that's the only way to get healed as dps. in some matches you see mercy or any healer keep their beam on the tank at full life while you are getting destroyed

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@idontknow
No one in this game requires aim ;) you just have to hold down lmb on their heads.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PurpleCharger
It's dumb players that make him look OP, literally read my previous posts. I feel like I main him now with all this defense, but if you cannot kill him as DPS, you need to git gud
It really depends on how fucking stupid your tanks are though. If you can't move into position you're fucked if they keep feeding.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@WebTool
isn't that true for every character in a fps?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TurtleCat
in some matches you see mercy or any healer keep their beam on the tank at full life while you are getting destroyed
t.gold

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TurtleCat
played roadhog as a joke when I saw two bad healers
mccree next to me at like 20 health
I have full health and my E
in perfect safety
McCree trying to take out a Pharah
no heals
zen takes the health pack and keeps his orb on me
Felt really bad for the guy, when can I give my vape tank to other players. Even 20HP would have made his day.

takes2long
takes2long

@eGremlin
Zarya

He shatters her bubble in two hits instantly and can then trap her and kill her easily. People always point out that she excels at countering him but only if she deliberately walks into randomly-shot grenades then goes after him.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Crazy_Nice
Implying SJW Blizzard would make a culturally inappropriate skin for fear of the massive shit storm that would surely follow because redditards and tumblerinas

happy_sad
happy_sad

is there a big skill gap in this game? it seems really spammy and like the skill floor and ceiling are both low. is it worth putting time into getting gud or should I stick with real games like Quake and CSGO?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lunatick
Irish character gets a leprechaun skin

How is that culturally inappropriate? It's nothing like the Egyptian woman getting a Canadian Native American skin.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
If they gave her an actual fae leprechaun skin there’d be no problem.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@ZeroReborn
Thank you, but I personally feel that DPS should have the responsibility of killing him , unless that DPS is bad, you don't need a shield most times, just good flanking.

@takes2long
A good zarya will take a hit then run , bubble a buddy and get that 80% fast.
but only if she deliberately walks into randomly-shot grenades then goes after him.
doing this will end badly if your zarya has no cover though, Zarya should at least be able to kill him from a short distance, unless she's bad.

Methshot
Methshot

Hey daddy-o!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Booteefool
and then the zen would write "why our mccree doesn't kill phara?"

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The next hero should be Finnish

Techpill
Techpill

THICC MEXXXICAN QT

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Ignoramus
From what I understand the modern image of the Leprechaun was invented by Americans which based it off of English folklore instead of Irish. They could make a skin based off of an actual Irish leprechaun (apparently they wear red, like to be left alone and make shoes?) but there are probably more interesting figures from Irish folklore they could make a skin from.

likme
likme

@Bidwell
So a keebler elf?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

pick la Sombra
Die after every EMP
How do I master her spread?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Ignoramus
And then Jeff changed her ethnicity because he was worried about hurt feelings. No wonder he's a cuck that take care of his wife's son

Firespawn
Firespawn

>>197937564
Hopefully soon

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Speedo skins for all the male characters when?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@GoogleCat
Port the fuck out after emp

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberburn
M-my Turn now?

idontknow
idontknow

@GoogleCat
master mei's spread first

Evilember
Evilember

i require assistance

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evilember
Cease.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
some people dont get the refference

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@VisualMaster
mother knows best

girlDog
girlDog

@Fried_Sushi
tracer has the highest skill cap

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@JunkTop
URA BEG GAI :DDD

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Carnalpleasure
FOO OUUU :DDDDD

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Tell me about Florida Mayhem, why are they so shit?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

healer doesn't heal tanks
why.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Need_TLC
what are a bunch of swedes doing in an american team?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@PackManBrainlure
healing priority:
supports
low dps
half dps
low tank
full dps
half tank
full tank

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Preview today maybe?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater
healer keeps healing dps who have only had their healths chipped instead of the tank whose health is draining fast.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Need_TLC
that shit mercy was a neckbeard
What a surprise.

Evilember
Evilember

@BinaryMan
bad healer

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Evilember
thank you

Evilember
Evilember

@LuckyDusty
haha florida man am i right? brb fellas going to go on imgur and fave some pics and then steal them and post them on other board reddits for the karma haha im the best and funny man

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Need_TLC
Tviq is no longer good enough to carry his swedish shitter friends.

Spamalot
Spamalot

can i watch the league only on overwatchleague.com or is it on twitch too?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@takes2long
good positioning, the ability to not feed the enemy, plan your escape route, and use a martyr play style, example, get close,
You mean the basic skills used in any pvp game, and indeed all the other dps characters in Overwatch? Get over yourself.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spamalot
preseason not on twitch

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Evilember
t. florida man

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
It's not even Rogue anymore. Reinforce is a comentator these days.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Did they reveal any other overwatch league skins yet?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Poker_Star
for christmas event? Maybe. But no guarantee, the overwatch team isn't very consistent with previews. It just seems to happen, when they have it ready.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@JunkTop
what rogue has to do with anything?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methshot
Hi Hana

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@GoogleCat
playing with a pharah on our team
on fire first round
2nd round they get a widow
gets continuously sniped out of the air
ask her how she's doing
I'm doing fine
deathball on the ground continues as a 4v5 with the widow picking off healers immediately after
Can we just "avoid" these people again?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I have been thinking to stream OW since I'm changing my ISP next week

Is 10 mbps up good enough?

massdebater
massdebater

@PurpleCharger
What do you think, moron?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@PurpleCharger
No

Illusionz
Illusionz

@massdebater
I'm a ruralfag with a 3 mega down/384kbps up right now. What do I have to think?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
10mbps = 1,024 kbps
its good enough for stable a 720p stream

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stark_Naked
It's Tviq's old team you mong; IE the team he was at his best with.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
wouldn't that be 1mb>

girlDog
girlDog

tfw get backfilled into a winning game with only 20 seconds left
win
talk massive amounts of shit

I dont know when i became such scum but it is who i am now

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog
Play like shit
Win anyways
"gg ez"

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spazyfool
it was so fucking long ago it doesnt matter, before even the frog version of rogue. might as well call him an envy player because he was on iddqd roster, idiot

Snarelure
Snarelure

my stats are relatively good and above average according to overbuff
still get dogshit rating for a win
lose twice as much

I mean you cant even tell that im doing bad when my stats are actually good.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Snarelure
you shouldnt go off overbuff, i'm silver but am in the top 3% lucio it says. Dps lucio lmao

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Snarelure
bronse players have god tier aim cause the enemies don't move properly
gm have shit aim cause they know how to manoeuvre

idontknow
idontknow

@StonedTime
play attack symm in comp match for giggles
team bitching about attack symm
win n get POTG
tell teammates they were ass n should thank me for the carry n game chat

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Snarelure
overbuff only has stats of players who look themselves on overbuff, my dude

TechHater
TechHater

Back to back steamrolls on Defend that led to someone switching to Hanzo/Widow on Attack and standing around
Reminder going Defend first is a handicap

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TechHater
unless you are playing numbani

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

How do you deal with Genji'Tracer bullying you as Orisa without looking like a spastic retard?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

make it to Masters as Lucio
make second account placed at high gold low plat
try DPS'ing as Pharah and S76
suck absolute ass

Welp, time to kms.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CouchChiller
Having my team's Bastion shoot the deflecting Genji so I can be put out of my misery

Methshot
Methshot

@CouchChiller
you switch to monkey/dva

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CouchChiller
go winston

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

carrying in high diamond
give me masters already

massdebater
massdebater

be Zen main
don't play comp anymore
play some QP
get matched against GM Tracers and Genjis

it's okay, I wasn't planning to have fun anyway

iluvmen
iluvmen

those mercy mains who always have her winged victory or uprising skins equipped

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
most teams have no or next to no americans. the best team in the west is Envy and they only signed Seagull for his followers.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@lostmypassword
Trannies out desu

w8t4u
w8t4u

@lostmypassword
cute"girl"
muh medals
lvl400+, still diamond
probably a waifushitter

Inmate
Inmate

@lostmypassword
muh golds
is DVa
brainlets like you belong in diamond

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

cutegirl
suicide please

Booteefool
Booteefool

@massdebater
zen main
being afraid of tracers
Come on son

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
Babybay was for sure on something, his eyes were so dam dilated when they interviewed him. He had nasty shots on Soon and ive only seen Koreans do that to him.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@New_Cliche
@Boy_vs_Girl
@kizzmybutt
If i do well and i get all the medals i dont get much rating,if i do bad i get roughly the same amount. If i lose i usually lose twice as much as i gain and it doesnt matter how well i do.

Any explanation to this? Its a performance based system but i get the same results with entirely different performances.

5mileys
5mileys

@massdebater
Pharah main
top 500 hitscans in every 2nd game
I know how it feels

cum2soon
cum2soon

when fight is such a clusterfuck on point you start shooting your own teammates

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Booteefool
Doesn't mean I never can kill them, but they're a pain in the ass to deal with in general. It's also much easier for Tracer to 1-clip Zen than it is for Zen to dink her tiny hitbox.

SniperWish
SniperWish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e12k-7c57d4
20 views

FastChef
FastChef

teaser vid is up!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
I do this lel. especially winstons.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@kizzmybutt
even pros do it dw

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@JunkTop
Any explanation to this?
u suck lmao

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperWish
it was posted like 2 minutes ago

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperWish
how does this nigga do everything in one take

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
comic hanzo skin

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Booteefool
I am the best and fastest!!!!

takes2long
takes2long

@MPmaster
nigga is genuine

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Techpill
widowmaker simply doesn't belong in the game
Get a load of this soyboy

Bidwell
Bidwell

Any more leaks you massive turbocucks?

That fucking genji skin looks like shit.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperWish
We know how much you all love Mei
What?

Snarelure
Snarelure

i like how in the twitter teaser you can see winston move in the background

Nojokur
Nojokur

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/938830483403685890

WINTER IS COMING

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

How do I stop having disgusting thoughts and urges about Lena "Tracer" Oxton?

hairygrape
hairygrape

jeff talking about winston getting meat
lewd

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperWish
new seasonal map is one of the shitty arcade maps

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Nojokur
is that letter for me? Also you're late senpai @SniperWish

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Bidwell
so does your waifu

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SomethingNew
Become a cute little girl like her.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
t. Bronze
Not even my waifu btw, just a slut mercy.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperWish
HANZO
A
N
Z
O

JunkTop
JunkTop

@cum2soon
ok turdface

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

winston bully simulator event

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Ignoramus
tfw masters flex player and can play every hero

TreeEater
TreeEater

Nepal is your new winter wonderland

Worst map gets worst make over

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperWish
casual Hanzo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

So Hanzo, Junkrat, Roadhog and Genji are getting skins so far.

FastChef
FastChef

@Need_TLC
Im literally doing better than others :^)

farquit
farquit

@SniperWish
We know how much you all love Mei :^)
FUCK YOU GEOFF

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SniperWish
Road getting legendary
Could be his last year christmas spray
JEFF PLEASE I NEED IT

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TalkBomber
under cut
man bun
piercing

g r o s s

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Nude_Bikergirl
Wow who the fuck cares about the men in this game. Where are the girls?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

whats the point of doing a dev update instead of an actual promo video. I want to see game play not jeff beta face talking.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@JunkTop
Gold's don't mean shit if you're fucking useless. If you're not gaining SR, you're shit.

There is no other explanation.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
Top 3% means you're absolute shit, in case you didn't notice.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperWish
not gonna lie that mode sounds fun as fuck

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evil_kitten
There was one posted on twitter but it didn't reveal anything new.

@Stupidasole
No girls are getting a skin this event.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The absolute state of meitards that thought worst game mode was coming back.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evil_kitten
jeff from the overwatch team might as well be a pseudo mascot for the game at this point
its all just a marketing thing, people expect his beta face talking

whereismyname
whereismyname

new game mode
alright I'm hyped

King_Martha
King_Martha

NO SKINS FOW WIDOW
O
S
K
I
N

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperWish
mei voiceline spam mode
looking forward to it

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Bidwell
tfw I will never ever be that guy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Deadlyinx
It is coming back, though.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stupidasole
Playing as girls
FAGGOT

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

assuming they do 8 legends
who else gets them aside from hanzo hog and rat?
genji already confirmed an epic so hes out

5mileys
5mileys

The new mode sounds like evolve

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

even fucking Hanzo legendary skin confirmed
if Pharah wont get a legendary this time I will punch someone

Firespawn
Firespawn

@New_Cliche
Genji could still be a legendary if they changed his effects enough.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Post YFW "Your two favorite junkers" end up being D.va and Ana

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Deadlyinx
WW was one of the cutest and most entertaining game modes though.
I'm so looking forward to it.

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperWish
We all know how much you love Mei
How did they know?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Need_TLC
post ""london"" spitfire

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Deadlyinx
raptorian will never ever be topped so why even bother giving her more skins?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Does competitive Overwatch ever get better holy fuck...

im around 2650-2700 SR and literally everygame is flaming once there is even a hint that we might lost the game. No one is ever happy with team comps, people only complain on mics and never try to work together

should I just be a QP shitter from now on?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

D.va hasn't gotten a winter skin yet right?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Poker_Star
you mean Mechaqueen

5mileys
5mileys

@5mileys
seems a lot like Pac-Man to me

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@eGremlin
It just takes a lot of time to practice everyone. Obviously I have a couple of heroes I am more confident on but I don't shy away from picking anyone if I want to.

TechHater
TechHater

@Poker_Star
weebs out

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TalkBomber
Don't join voice chat until high masters.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SniperWish
so the new mode will be pretty much the same as evolve but probably good?

idontknow
idontknow

@SniperWish
no anubis winter map

hairygrape
hairygrape

@King_Martha
Widow's getting best skin next year

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

game would be more fun with 5 winstons hunting a MEGA-MEI

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperGod
What matters really? No matter how you look at it,im going constantly upwards but really fucking slowly,meanwhile when i lose then i lose a shitton. You can't tell me that i get carried every single game,every single day. Im playing solo only so you cant even say that i have a teammate who consistently wins me every single game.

If im going upwards then i must be doing something right,right? If i suck so much then i should be placed much lower than i am currently. How can you explain that?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
She hasn't, but that doesn't mean anything. Tracer didn't get any skins on either Halloween events.

Soft_member
Soft_member

My body is ready for these legendary skins

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@haveahappyday
or NYXL
or LA Valiant which is literally 2nd grade koreans + frogs
or Boston which is bottom feeder Koreans

cum2soon
cum2soon

I wanna BEAT Winston's MEAT!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

PAT PAT PAT

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CouchChiller
this desu

Illusionz
Illusionz

Mei's Snowball Offensive returning
Winter King's Row and Hanamura returning
New Mode: Mei's Yeti Hunter, 5 vs 1 where Meis hunt down Winston
New seasonal map: Black Forest which will be included for Mei's Snowball Offensive
Confirmed Legendary skins: Hanzo (Reflections probably), Junkrat and Rodhog
Unverified skins: Genji

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperWish
What hanzo skin? Anyone have the image

askme
askme

when te pron for winston getting dommed by 5 meis only to get roided out and rape them all back?

likme
likme

inb4 the other skins will be Mei, McCree, Reaper, Mercy, Tracer
:^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If there's no Rein skin once again I swear I'll go cry in a corner.
Also they confirmed more epics "a lot of them [skins] are of course legendary.

Evilember
Evilember

@Poker_Star
I'M PUTTING A ROCK ON THIS ONE

TechHater
TechHater

@Lunatick
@TalkBomber
casul hanzo

TechHater
TechHater

@Deadlyinx
epics coming back
Finally a Christmas miracle.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this is the only holiday skin i will ever want

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'm 99% sure that the metrics the system uses have far less to do with silly shit like k/d ratio and medals and much much more to do with things like reaction time and twitch accuracy. Like the FPS equivalent of "APM"

JunkTop
JunkTop

@FastChef
We all know how much you love Mei
That's why we kept her in F tier for a year and a half, and she will continue to be there for another half a year

Illusionz
Illusionz

WHERE'S THE LEAKS

Techpill
Techpill

Give us Pharah and Rein skins or else...

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TalkBomber
I hope they leave out the piercings jc that's just gross n ruins the skin

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Illusionz
The Asians leaked a Genji skin and that's it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@StonedTime
very nice

Snarelure
Snarelure

@5mileys
Yeah, but this isn't the first time blizz has copied other fps games. Let's just hope it's well implemented.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Poker_Star
tfw no festive weapons that you unbox

viagrandad
viagrandad

i require medical help

TechHater
TechHater

@viagrandad
*passive aggressive comment*

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Pretty lame, you can already play boss fights in the server browser

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

As a bastion main i find it annoying when people leave me without shields

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TechHater
*unzips*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TechHater
You can't tell me that i get carried every single game,every single day. Im playing solo only so you cant even say that i have a teammate who consistently wins me every single game.
I'm telling you exactly fucking that. If you're climbing slowly, you're being carried by someone else. Golds or not.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

get a 20+ kill streak with Moira while never dying and keeping the team's health topped off at almost all times

God damn the amoral geneticist lass is as much fun to play with as Orisa.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Dreamworx
as an offtank I don't care lmaooo

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BunnyJinx
that's such a cool cosplay

Techpill
Techpill

Why didn't the clan just cut Genji off financially and tell him to fuck off?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Dreamworx
as a nonbastion main i find it more fun to do anything other than sit a whole match holding up a sheild so you can get your "sit-and-spray" POTG

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Techpill
because that's not an anime tier plot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
no right eyebrow
ebin

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Dreamworx
*switches to Roadhog*
=)

Inmate
Inmate

@Techpill
Hanzo has a line in the HotS implying Genji might've been selling out the clan to Overwatch.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Dreamworx
as a bastion main im surprised you aren't used to it and learnt to deal

i miss head shots, i miss tank giving you a full heal.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
zebbosai and tviq are gods you fuck off

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Carnalpleasure
Probability theory doesn't work like that.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

play McCree
be behind Rein shield
pop ult
about to hit 3 targets
Rein suddenly throws a fire strike at the Widow on the other side on the map
said Widow kills me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@VisualMaster
dont you love it

dont you love how the community in this game is dumber than any other community out there

do you

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nude_Bikergirl
we saw the god Zebbosai yesterday
inb4 he isn't shit on Lucio

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TalkBomber
I want to protect Ganymede and ensure he finds a bird wife!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Inmate
Which one?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evil_kitten
g-guys he's not shit at the second easiest hero in the game
h-he's good trust

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@VisualMaster
well if hes standing infront of you he may not have known you were ulting right behind him

iluvmen
iluvmen

"tracer is hard"
tracer has a literal "whoops I fucked up give me a second chance" button

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
i dont even know why hes on support. he played soldier back in tf2 days. put his ass on tank at least

RavySnake
RavySnake

in reality, why would an enemy shout out that they're about to ult?

does bliz think it'd be unfair if the enemy team could ult without saying anything?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Its a bottomfeeder moira climbs to top 4 in ffa episode

Inmate
Inmate

Mei buff when

Methshot
Methshot

God I hate bronze and silver players. Why do they all refuse to use a mic? Seriously bronze and silver are the least likely players to have a fucking mic.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methshot
still you're playing with them for a reason

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@lostmypassword
cutegirl

A G P

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

decay from 3400 to 3000
lose first comp game in 2 weeks
lose a 5v6

kill me. honestly.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RavySnake
Remember what it was like when Widow's ult couldn't be heard unless you were close enough to kiss her ass? People wouldn't like silent deadeyes or dragonblades

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm so much better than them, it's frustrating. They don't group up, they don't coordinate, they want to try solo pushing. They leave the point to chase some kills and we lose everything.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
playing FFA anywhere other than the server browser where cancer heroes are disabled

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RavySnake
yeah especially Ults like D.va and McCree. would be team wipers without call outs.
and Ult counters like reflect and matrix would be function-less (in regards to ult eating) bc you cant just predict that shit.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RavySnake
Uh, it would be

What gets me is the Reddit shitters that think it's "unfair" that an Ult (specifically Mei's) gets canceled and you lose the charge if you're killed during the startup animation. Like Jesus Christ you already have a basically guaranteed minimum of one kill by simply pressing Q, and you don't even think there should be a punishment for fucking something up THAT easy to pull off?

I mean you guys are a bunch of post ironic meta racist pseudo nazi virgins and Redditors are still somehow bigger losers than you. How is it possible to be more lame than Veeky Forums?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Bidwell
a rock hurts
bullets don't do shit
pure energy doesn't do shit
explosions do this
What is this

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
hipster Hanzo skin incoming

Well now at least a I'll be able to know if I'm playing with or against a fujo.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@VisualMaster
is this a poem or are you just retarded my friend?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
especially Ults like D.va and McCree. would be team wipers without call outs.
just gotta pay attention

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
NA trash

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Flameblow
why does no one draw sombra with her jacket? No one seems to like her default outfit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spazyfool
me ooga

team booga

let me play you

a sad sad tuba

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stupidasole
HIPSTER
A
N
Z
O

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperGod
Gimme a minute to find it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

no competitive mei's snowball offensive

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stupidasole
Well now at least a I'll be able to know if I'm playing with or against a fujo.
a fujo
A what?

TechHater
TechHater

@Fried_Sushi
you can only pay so much attention to your surroundings in a team fight. without the call out by the time you registered what was happening it would most likely be to late to get to cover.

5mileys
5mileys

@Firespawn
100% real

takes2long
takes2long

@Booteefool
good

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stupidasole
97% and above , is the same as top 3% isnt it? I know what i'm saying nerd.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Firespawn
a fake but that probably close to what the real will look like.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
yeah, except the characters in evolve were actually good

Methnerd
Methnerd

@takes2long
it was the only thing i was good at :'c

Flameblow
Flameblow

High Diamond/Master Mercy OTP just laugh at you for being at high Plat/Low Diamond

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Firespawn
literal subhuman who's never picked a healer in his life locks 2nd healer on first round of defense
team wants a shield tank
not willing to bore myself to death
play zarya instead
stomp their moira/ana at all times
attack
get to play ana
stomp their moira and tanks
just stand on payload and enjoy the win
Still better than your average mercy player. Rez is pointless desu.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperGod
@Evilember
Never mind that didn't take long at all:
https://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Hanzo/Quotes

Hanzo: Overwatch? Hmph. So you are the ones for whom my brother betrayed our clan.

I should check what the responses are.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Firespawn
couldn't even fit the colour of his fingers and face correctly
100% real

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Junkrat skin
FUCK OFF JEFF I'M BROKE
PLEASE, LET IT BE THE UGLIEST SKIN EVER

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TechHater
you can only pay so much attention to your surroundings in a team fight
Why are you standing out in the fucking open? Use the natural cover, you fucking mong.

Techpill
Techpill

@TreeEater
nepal winter make over
what
what the fuck are they going to do, fill the religious robotic temple with christmas lights?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Spazyfool
Cricket came out during the summer.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spazyfool
if it tops the australian one ill be impressed

5mileys
5mileys

@Techpill
looks like they just added more snow

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

someone wouldn't believe me when I said I played with a Mercy main that had 1700 hours in quickplay.

well here you go:
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Kara%C3%AF-2989

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Carnalpleasure
I like cricket because of the white gloves

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
manbun
sidecut
piercing

Absolutely disgusting. My mercy main friend who is a huge awful bitch said Hanzo's comic skin was made for her.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Boy_vs_Girl
what the fuck are you considering "natural" cover?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
Was made for her
She's a fujo, time to drop the cunt.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Who hype for evolve Winston edition? I AM

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Techpill
Pharah should get a Bundeswehr style skin

5mileys
5mileys

@iluvmen
it was so fucking long ago
1 year
On top of that, Rogue actually won something (APAC Premier) unlike his new team.

I love it when braindead idiots like you are exposed for their stupidity so they resort to getting buttangry.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tell a guy to pick winston and jump the same target im gonna boost to as dva
he says ok
jumps in solo and dies
its master elo

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Reminder that your wife is SHIT

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SomethingNew
I would cum.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CouchChiller
tell Roadhog to take some damage to charge me
he presses S the instant I bubble him
4k elo (^:

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Need_TLC
Event out next Tuesday?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
Kaguya-Bernd, was machst du denn hier?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

inb4 the comic is just a kiddy storybook about mei and winston

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Flameblow
yeees

StonedTime
StonedTime

Who here is hyped for Dallas Fuel vs Houston Outlaws? That should be a good fucking match.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Hipster Hanzo confirmed and it's that time of the year to find out who's gay in form of a comic? Wow, I sure have no clue who could be gay THIS year

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evil_kitten
we get another gamemode that actually seems fun instead of mei's bullshit
at the cost of delaying the plot even more

B R A V O C H U

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@w8t4u
reaper76

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StonedTime
when does it start? i wouldnt mind watching seagull play in things again.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
Flecktarn Pharah
I didn't know I needed this. BUT I DO.

@StonedTime
hyped as fuck for Taimou vs Linkzr duels.

Snarelure
Snarelure

blizzard plagiarized Rocket League for lucioball
now they're plagiarizing Evolve for winter wonderland

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

IT'S LIKE A CHINESE COMPANY AT THIS POINT

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TurtleCat
implying there's even a plot to delay

Top lel

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
that's also a valid answer!

Inmate
Inmate

@StonedTime
only thing im hyped for is christmas skins

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
cold healer
asperger tier enthusiast

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@w8t4u
Hanzo's VA is gay
I wouldn't even mind, I just don't want Christmas to be the only time they reveal gay characters.

girlDog
girlDog

@w8t4u
McCree deserves so much better.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape
That match starts in a bit less than 6 hours.

London Spitfire vs LA Gladiators starting in 3 hours, but that's expected to be a massacre.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Snarelure
now they're plagiarizing Evolve
now

well now

idontknow
idontknow

@PackManBrainlure
linkzr is gonna shit on taimou like an indian on a street

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
brainlet needs help to learn a map

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@w8t4u
hanzo is confirmed gay
has a Boyfriend
not McCree @Flameblow

I would laugh whole heartily and buy a shit ton of lootbox from blizz for blessing us

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evil_kitten
that sounds likely. Not much they can expand upon that they didn't already do last year.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
oh yeah then explain THIS

Bidwell
Bidwell

@idontknow
Having played against both, Taimou is much better when his aim isn't off

It's interesting because both of them are hyper-inconsistent. It really depends on who is having a good day. Linkzr is both worse and mentally weaker, if he gets killed badly once it affects his aim from then onwards. He doesn't go for optimistic shots when he's demoralized.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
keked

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

those ADAD-spamming Soldiers who drop a biotic field as soon as they take the tiniest bit of damage in FFA

likme
likme

@Techpill
Most heroes that got epics last year got legendaries this year, so it's not unlikely.
@SomethingNew
Doesn't she have her origins skin?

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
honestly me too, I want to see mchanzo shippers suffer

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@girlDog
fanart

already invalid

Booteefool
Booteefool

@girlDog
male nipples
GOD DAMN THERES A REASON NIPPS DON'T DRAW THAT

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Bidwell
optimistic shots
Do you mean risky shots, unsure shots? (And even wilder would be trying to land trick shots, I guess.)

girlDog
girlDog

@CouchChiller
well if that didnt convince you then take a look at THIS ONE

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@girlDog
McCree topping

Bad.

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
majority of the cast has not received any progress from where they were in reflections
I mean its, better than if he did reflections 2. That would just point out even more, how delayed everything has become.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@likme
Most heroes that got epics last year got legendaries this year, so it's not unlikely.
examples? from the top of my head only Symmetra, Ana (both Halloween) and Roadhog (apparently),

likme
likme

@Harmless_Venom
Shots that are hard to land, 'take a lot out of you' in terms of concentration/energy, but have high impact

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stupidasole
@girlDog
@TalkBomber
@girlDog
stop

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Crazy_Nice
Don't let Winston grab the meat!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methshot
Why did they decide to make Reaper so handsome?

likme
likme

@FastChef
reflections
progress
Good one.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

good friends kiss for good luck :)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Methshot
MUH NIGGAH
mchanzo shipper tears r delicious

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
LA Gladiators
heh, this can't end well.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

someone tell me what the hell i need to do with Doomfist. I reinstalled last night and been trying him out for the first time, but can't get the hang of his flow yet. should I be leading in with a rocket punch or his dive bomb thing or just walk up and uppercut someone then rocket punch then dive on them, or fucking what? it's fun as hell punching the shit out of fools and giving them shoryukens but I don't feel like I'm being very effective with him yet. so give tips if you got em.

and dont just tell me to pick a better character, yeah I know he's basically under-tuned trash right now, but he'll probably get buffs at some point, and I want to get used to him now for when he gets buffed. and he's literally the only character i've had fun playing in this game since forever.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperWish
SOON

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No cute sombra and Mei duo pics.

Why do I even bother living.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I want Genji to cuck his brother.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperWish
5 different nationalities
owned by kroenke
coming up against a team of koreans who are arguably the best in the world
What could possibly go wrong?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Bidwell
I played against Taimou about a year ago and his widow was absolutely not impressive. even reflect killed him as Genji.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

fucking stop already you degenerate homos

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Burnblaze
I never understood why this shit got so popular.
Did they ever even speak to eachother before fujos started to like them?
Wouldn't your usual fujoshit like to see Hanzo fuck his brother more than some baka gaijin cowboy man?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TalkBomber
agreed

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

First page of next comic leaked but I can't find the rest.

Illusionz
Illusionz

taimou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BVPf7v_hNw

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Stupidasole
I never understood why this shit got so popular.
Hanzo is stuck up and no fun and needs to learn how to relax and McCree is a laid back dirty cowboy. It's also an east and west thing.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme
Doesn't she have her origins skin?
yeah but that looks more like leather / cloth
I want something a bit heavier, and the camouflage from Rein's skin would make it look more badass (even if it would make little sense given how she works in desert areas)

TechHater
TechHater

@Spazyfool
hes better on defence than offence, rocket punch on a mercy or a dps for instakill if you fail uppercut and slam back to where you were

when you have ult you can commit because of how much of a massive get out of jail card it is

also learn to manage your hand cannon charges and try to keep rocket punch on hand to instantly cancel moira/reaper/hog ults

FastChef
FastChef

@StrangeWizard
NANI

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StrangeWizard
widowmaker/genji

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Illusionz
kek

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stupidasole
East v. West, Red v. Blue, Stuck-up v. Laid-back, 'Prince' v. 'Pauper', and they have very similar traumas by coming from a criminal background and trying to seek redemption in their own way

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
Is that fucking McCree?
Fug.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why do so many people worship Seagull and think he's the best in the world?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@MPmaster
@Spazyfool
I think it's Max.

another Talon comic

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fried_Sushi
mccree, widow, and mercy in summer

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Raving_Cute
He's soft-spoken, short, and fat. Basically tailor made to appeal to soyboys

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i need medical help

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StrangeWizard
who even is this

WebTool
WebTool

@Raving_Cute
he has a winning personality and his dumb face makes me laugh.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stark_Naked
I think it's gay hipster Hanzo from the last Christmas comic

we're getting him as a skin so I guess this is just how he looks now

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spazyfool
McCree's robo arm is left, this looks more right sided

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@FastChef
there are some that haven't had ANYTHING dedicated to them (aka Zen "genji's plot device" yatta)

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Illusionz
he was ranting about some autistic shit at that moment tbf

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Raving_Cute
he is sympathetic and triggers Mercymains.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StrangeWizard
please be something that actually advances the plot in a way.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@JunkTop
That's a robot hand in the top panel, it's either Genji or another omnic.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I need this
I NEED IT

Techpill
Techpill

@RumChicken
christmas comic
no fucking chance

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@DeathDog
reign of the black king
WE

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
based on the robot hand, either genji or an omnic.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard
user, where did you find this? Maybe we can help look.

askme
askme

lore fags

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RumChicken
I'm sorry that's McCree getting a text from his boyfriend.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StrangeWizard
it's maximillian you idiots

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
Gerard's mind was uploaded to an omnic body

Can't wait

Supergrass
Supergrass

@askme
theyre gonna reveal the character whos trans

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RumChicken
@Techpill
The last one advanced the gay agenda

likme
likme

Why even have total Mayhem in the rotation, it's unplayable garbage

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CouchChiller
Genji is the gay one
Please no.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Is Pharah into femdom?

StonedTime
StonedTime

lorewhoreing in an FPS
lmao this general

@askme
I know man

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Snarelure
I think a lot of people forgot he's supposed to be French.

Max/Widow is gonna become canon
That one tumblr user is gonna be thrilled.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme
tfw you realize people actually deeply care about it

Even the esports fags aren't this sad

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Sombra's VA is in Mr. Robot wtf

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evil_kitten
shes also in a sex scene, check on xvideos

FastChef
FastChef

have a nice-ish round of 2CP
everything going fairly well despite shaky defense
enemy cheeses on their defense
take first point
can't cap 2nd point because our 2nd tank is a 110+ hour d.va main

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Boy_vs_Girl
the HOL UP get's me every time for some reason

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Deadlyinx
That's not Genji

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Playboyize
He does? He literally relies on a pocket mercy in most of his videos.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@askme
I can explain why this game has so much lore circlejerking despite it being horribly written and sparse

It's because normalfaggots want to be part of the social trend that is Overwatch, but they don't want to play the game. So they just participate in the 'secondary' elements like the comics.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
oh cool thx. i didn't know that rocket punch could knock out those ults. does it need to be fully charged? or can I just tap it?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StrangeWizard
What is the urgency?
I will be there
Holy shit, no-one talks like this. Writers, get a fucking grip.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@eGremlin
I've been with Blizzard since Warcraft I and I just like stories

OW has a lot of potential, same as WoW, but they squander it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StrangeWizard
where did you find this one?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BinaryMan
charge is how much damage it does, its the stun that interrupts

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
this, the stories have a lot of good ideas and character, but execution is very lackluster.

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
Why not just hire a real fucking writer to help them?

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
OW has a lot of potential, same as WoW
you can't be serious. WoW is build around story, OW is about clicking heads.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@cum2soon
Sounds like how Max talks.

cum2soon
cum2soon

MAKE GENJI GAY I WANT TO FUG HIS BUTT

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Are there any Overwatch novels? cause I'd love to read one. or do kids not read books these days, so Blizzard just won't bother?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
WoW's story is - bad. I'm literally unsubbed right now because of how piss-poor and uninteresting it's been since WoD.

OW has potential in exploring the omnic war and the backstories of the characters pertaining to the history then and now - a lot of the characters are pretty likeable, and I want to learn more about them.

If I wanted to play a game that was just about clicking heads I'd be playing CS:GO or any number of billions of storyless FPS. People who come play OW and then bitch about people like the story are bizarre because if you don't like stories, there's a ton of other, far better options out there

takes2long
takes2long

It's Max in the comic, look at the back of his head.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Stupidasole
@eGremlin
Overwatch is never going to actually progress the story insofar as character dynamics actually change. It will just continually expand its world to accommodate the new content and ideas.

Reyes and 76 will never reach resolution. Hanzo will always feel guilt over killing his brother. Overwatch will always be being recalled, and more and more heroes will answer the call. Everything will build and build tiptoeing to a non-existent climax, because the climax is the actual game itself

girlDog
girlDog

@WebTool
don't know, but they certainly aren't looking for writers.
I was looking at job postings for blizz, and while programming and art have plenty of positions, there are like 3 for writing and those are only for documentation.
Blizz probably thinks their writing is good already.

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
So he's... going to see Widow? Shouldn't she be haunting a rundown chateau somewhere? Maybe it gets too cold even for her.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@cum2soon
You want to fuck THIS butt, user?

@StrangeWizard
and yet nothing that happens in the game is canonical to the story

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
@Inmate
widowmaker is literally being CHROMED every single night by a rich omnic

5mileys
5mileys

I wanna breed Pharah

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I play OW for the lore
imagine being this much of a human failure

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
@Fried_Sushi
even MORE talon comics. I just wanna know whose family Reaper was stalking in last years comic :(

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
both unable to truly have emotions
Pottery

massdebater
massdebater

@StrangeWizard
I don't know. They are definitely trying to make some kind of story, or else they wouldn't bother making any story that pushes them forwards. Yeah most of the stuff is just background, but then we get stuff like the zarya comic, which kinda moves her character a little forwards.
that said, yeah any climax they are building towards will probably be extremely lackluster, given what we have gotten so far.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fried_Sushi
Christmas 2016 Tracer gets a girlfriend
Christmas 2017 Widow gets a boyfriend
Someone on the team doesn't like Widowtracer.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RavySnake
The night could still end up in murder. It's Chsitmas, after all.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

New Winter event is literally Evolve

What were they thinking?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RavySnake
that ugly as fuck nigger lips tumblr `````````````````art''''''''''''''

askme
askme

Anyone else mute anyone who talks in quick play?

likme
likme

I thought someone would have caught me by now from reverse search or something else but no one did and people are starting to take it seriously and now I feel bad.

It's not real, someone on tumblr is making a Christmas comic and it fooled me for a hot minute so I decided to trick the lot of you as well

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
Christmas 2017: Talon gets together to celebrate and Widow gets a boyfriend and Reaper stops being angry and r76 gets confirmed

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@New_Cliche
I'd give my life to fuck THAT butt, user.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stupidasole
Two hunky manly men with one showing titty.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
It looks pretty legit. You got me.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
Same thing they were thinking when they plagiarized Rocket League for Lucioball

Same thing they were thinking when they plagiarized TF2 for Overwatch

Same thing they were thinking when they plagiarized Magic for Hearthstone

Same thing they were thinking when they plagiarized DOTA for HOTS

Same thing they were thinking when they plagiarized Warhammer 40K for Starcraftt

Same thing they were thinking when they plagiarized Warhammer for Warcraft

RavySnake
RavySnake

@likme
alas, it was shitty enough to be real

MPmaster
MPmaster

@likme
Very rude, user, now there's still a chance there'll be a gay reveal.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@likme
good job user, you fooled me. I did reverse search it but it gave me no results.
That said, the art style (and quality) is surprisingly close to what last year's reflection was like.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stupidasole
just faggots being mentally ill, the usual

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Stark_Naked
what are you gonna do about it, faggot?

TechHater
TechHater

@likme
We're not very smart

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
Pranked

Emberfire
Emberfire

describe Evolve
"we know this mode is not going to last you hundreds of hours and be highly competitive"

Firespawn
Firespawn

Another Winter Event for Satan
Jeff said "we know how much you all love Mei"

The new skins better be awesome or I'm uninstalling

askme
askme

@Snarelure
get answers for our burning lore questions
NEVER EVER

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme
Please let me dream

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
They just looked at the modes being played in customs and decided to copy from there

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spamalot
yeah but evolve was a good game ruined by the player being bad and Take two being greedy piece of shit

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@New_Cliche
that ass
Would fug, n-no homo

Booteefool
Booteefool

Blizzard dropped the ball last year.
5 days until we find out if they can redeem themselves.

Methshot
Methshot

Get trash duo stack on my team where the Mercy will only heal the soldier causing us to lose
get them on my team next game
Instalock battle mercy

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Evolve was Hidden: Source but with a budget millions of times larger, and not good

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@likme
I thought the snow looked amateur tier but then again blizz had shitty art in the past too so.... theres that

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Methshot
Why are you talking about the game? This is the lore thread.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StrangeWizard
Like a stilted writer? That's not a good thing unless that's his in universe lore m8.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TalkBomber
To be fair,
warcraft was meant to be a warhammer game, and they were using what they had.

but yeah, the rest are pretty blatant.They even tried to sue valve for Dota.

Evilember
Evilember

@Evil_kitten
LELELE FUNY JOKE HURR DEERR
you belong on reddit subhuman fag

Techpill
Techpill

tfw the last big reveal WAS Tracer being gay so people have built up an expectation of Christmas being the time for huge reveals about the characters' personal lives

I'm telling you guys we're gonna get something dumb, like a comic about Mei chasing Winston around.

Flameblow
Flameblow

link? Or is it only this page so far.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I just want Reindeer Orisa.

Santa Rein would be good as well.

5mileys
5mileys

@Techpill
comic about two of the worst characters
May as well just make it about roadhog/junkrat again and disappoint everyone.

idontknow
idontknow

@Flameblow
It was fake

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Techpill
You are 100% wrong. Another big reveal will be made this Christmas. Activision-Blizzard wants people talking about the game around Christmas time because that's when children have money to buy copies and loot boxes.

StonedTime
StonedTime

What's the point of giving tanks like Dva or Winston a primary fire if they can't even damage through someone who's being healed? Just give them better tanking abilities or something

eGremlin
eGremlin

@haveahappyday
santa doomfist

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StonedTime
to quote what someone on here said;

"tanks are just more forgiving dps"

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
It's not the tanks job to do that much damage

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@likme
Damn, but it cooked almost as shitty as an official art! Hard not to fall for it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TalkBomber
nothing gay about a man and his ass

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@eGremlin
normalfaggots want to be part of the social trend

I thought you guys kept saying this game is dead?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
Just don't let it be another gay reveal.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
Some of the heroes have lost focus, including Dva. She used to be a tank, but now? Who knows.

Winston, on the other hand, has never been a tank, despite what the game claims.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
That much damage
They can't even 1v1 a Reaper because he lifesteals for more than what a Dva or Winston can damage him for. What are Dvas or Winstons role in the game? Both their DPS and tanking capabilities suck ass

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
@Snarelure
This is that artist obsessed with giving Genji a vagina right

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CouchChiller
It's revealed Genji and Hanzo falling out was because they were in love and Genji wanted to tell their Dad so Hanzo dismembered him to show his Dad he wasn't no queer

RumChicken
RumChicken

four-teenthst for reaper is a pedophile

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@New_Cliche
What are Dvas or Winstons role in the game?
Both their DPS and tanking capabilities suck ass

@lostmypassword

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller
They have lots of health and can tank damage. They're tanks. That's their job. I swear to god, you people are just looking for reasons to complain.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Poker_Star
that's a lot of artists

sometimes genji has a dick in hers tho, it just varies

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CouchChiller
Dva, Winston, and Tracer should be broken off into their own category like Disruption or something, so idiots stop thinking that they can be used in place of real tanks or real dps like 76 or Mccree

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CouchChiller
Hanzo is DPS like McCree

girlDog
girlDog

@Firespawn
Godspeed
Post more before you inevitability get banned

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CouchChiller
Zarya -> support dps
Dva ->tank dps
Road ->tank dps
Hanzo ->picks
Reaper ->buster

Methnerd
Methnerd

@girlDog
just go to naughtygenji.tumblr.com

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StonedTime
not regularly getting gold damage and elims with D.Va
It's like you don't even main the best character.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Burnblaze
@Poker_Star
fuuuuuck hidden source was so good. i so badly wish they kept updating it

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'm fucking done with the game for now.

Every game today and yesterday has been full of people who main heroes but lock something completely retarded that they don't know how to play at the start of the match. While it's funny the first three times you see a D.va main trying to play McCree or a Mercy play reaper, it get's old after the 6th or 7th game.
They're not even good at the people they main, so what makes them think they'd suddenly be good at a class that requires more skill? Is this advice from some youtuber or something?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys
everyone thinks it will be gay reveal

Junkrat tranny reveal incoming.

TechHater
TechHater

@Raving_Cute
As you can see, I used to word "flanker" in my chart. Flankers are those that seek out low health enemies, to single out picks.

@DeathDog
"Tanking damage" is a bad thing, if it also gives ult charge to your enemy. That's why Rein and Orisa are actual tanks with barriers, that don't feed ults.

Dva could do tanking in the past, with her DM, but since the nerf, the devs are at a loss with her.

farquit
farquit

i need medical aid

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Carnalpleasure
Chu says there are more LGBT characters
there's been no reveals since last year
Yeah I don't blame people for thinking they're only gonna do this at Christmas.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CouchChiller
made me do my own version to think about this. Mixed colors: can fill more than one role if needed

Bidwell
Bidwell

Give mercy her old hp regen cd and reduce her ult time by 1/3. Is it so hard to do?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TechHater
Wow, it's almost like you people screamed down the devs throat to nerf defense matrix.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@New_Cliche
these tanks suck because they can't 1v1 the tank counter
They're for killing healers, snipers, and Genji.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RavySnake
Is that why the healers, snipers, and Genji hard counter all of the tanks?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Supergrass
They're not even good at the people they main
so if they're supposedly not good at their mains, then why the fuck do you care what they pick if they're all apparently bad at any hero they pick?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@eGremlin
WhatthehellisKwanzafist
Still sad we didn't get a Hellboy Doomfist.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

"Your favorite junkers are getting new skins guys!"

Who is Jeff referring to, because I fucking hate Roadbitch and Junkfag.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Carnalpleasure
JUNKRAT DOESN'T HAVE A PUSSY YOU NIGGER

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lord_Tryzalot
Literally none of the tanks can kill Widow. Fucking Genji doesn't even have a counter.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Soft_member
Fixing Mercy is as simple as adding a cooldown to her shift ability. All the low cooldown does is encourage brainlets to stay way back, zip up to res, then zip away until they get their ults. Fucking boring and completely anti-game play.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Carnalpleasure
NERF DEFENSE MATRIX REEEEE
I CAN'T NOTICE A GIANT STREAM OF DEFENSE NULLIFICATION IN FRONT OF A CHARACTER
Blizzard has to add something when they nerf something to make it seem like it's not a nerf
Let's add rockets to D.va since she has a mech
Let's let her fly through her boost too so her playstyle is changed completely
Now useless as a tank
Only use is for her terrible ult that only catches people who are unaware/positioned like a retard
New era of people picking D.va as a "tank" only to feed at the start of the round
SASUGA BLIZZARD, SASUGA FANBASE

Snarelure
Snarelure

@lostmypassword
look at him and laugh

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Soft_member
Are you retarded?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@lostmypassword
Fucking Genji doesn't even have a counter.
so this is what it's like to be a bronze?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
Cool, so your logic is literally just "Don't listen to us, we don't know any better. But if you do listen to us then I'll still be angry"

Yeah man, TOTALLY sounds like Blizzards fault.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@iluvmen
while you need to calm down and stop being 13, I agree, because Roadhog has a massive cock and the guy with the biggest cock in the world couldn't fit into vagina, only ass, so Junkrat having a pussy would be a waste

MPmaster
MPmaster

@lostmypassword
good luck trying to do jack shit as genji or widow when theres a good winston on the other team. fucking assholes never let you breathe

viagrandad
viagrandad

@lostmypassword
HI THERE

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
tank dps
buster
@King_Martha
Off-Tank

Not trying to be negative here, but do terms like those actually make the categories more clear and easy to understand? Because I feel it's the opposite. That's why I use the category "special(ist)" so liberally, to loosely group up everyone that clearly isn't DPS, flanker, healer or a tank.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@5mileys
I dunno, I just felt like tanks like Winston "don't deserve" to be called tanks because if they were the only tank, the team would have a lot more trouble. Same with second healers, Lucio as only healer is a lot harder to manage than Mercy. Unless you're on KOTH, then it might work. But I get what you're saying

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Techpill
I don't think it will be another gay reveal, but I expect them to do some kind of big reveal to keep the game in people's minds.
Oh yeah, and league decided to make one of their characters gay last month. So other companies have already begun following this pattern.

likme
likme

What character would this capybara main?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
if they're supposedly not good at their mains, then why the fuck do you care what they pick if they're all apparently bad at any hero they pick?
How fun do you think it is to play a game where two people try to play a support/tank they don't know? No-one wants to play with 3 supports or three tanks the same way that no-one wants to play with 5 DPS. You've got a problem when you have a Genji or Sombra without a mic locking supports and tanks and feeding all game or not healing. Or what about the junkrat main who plays zen/lucio only to use their ults to save themselves?

Better off sticking with what you know, especially if you have people who can play support/tank on your team.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
D.Va obviously
Junker Skin

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StrangeWizard
league decided to make one of their characters gay last month.
Is it the first time they do this?

Evilember
Evilember

@StrangeWizard
Honestly I can't think of what they could do besides canonize a ship, except maybe talk about the family Reaper was stalking.

@likme
Zen.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@5mileys
With tank dps I mean they deal massive damage while able to sustain a lot. Dva's kinda a support tank dps because of her defence matrix but that shits so weak atm it's barely a support ability. Road can soak a ridiculous amount of damage and can deal a lot too with insta kill options.
With buster I mean heroes that don't do much except deal massive amounts of damage against easy targets like tanks and shields so your team can push in.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Firespawn
The logic is to learn how to balance a hero properly and address the faults rather than change the character completely each time.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CouchChiller
@King_Martha
Another user (not me) made this chart. While I like it, it's very simplified and there tend to be many disagreements on where a character fits in the chart.
I like the specialist category. I really feel that blizz should just ditch offense and defense and instead make a dps and specalist, to communicate to people better what role they have.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@happy_sad
You people threatened to quit the game until defense matrix was nerfed. It doesn't matter how they changed her around, you people wouldn't be satisfied. Don't pretend you would be.

takes2long
takes2long

I'd like to make a post but I'm gonna wait until there's a new thread

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lord_Tryzalot
As far as I know, yeah. I am also surprised they haven't done it before.

askme
askme

@hairygrape
No-one wants to play with 3 supports or three tanks the same way that no-one wants to play with 5 DPS
THIS

Solo healing three tanks with Hanzo/Mei doesn't work.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fuzzy_Logic
Double mine isn't he problem, in fact double mine took him from being weak as shit to a viable pick.The problem is that Blizzard designed his primary weapon with a single mine Junkrat. Meaning his primary weapon is basically a wall of nades meant to keep people away and out of chokepoints. The reload is fast and the firing speed is fast. Combine this with the extra "burst" and mobility from the second mine and he's an issue.

Fixing Junkrat would be pretty easy, up the damage on each grenade and mine, but lower the firing and reload speed so he isn't just spamming shit constantly. That way he still works as a area-denial DPS, and he can waste people who get up close quickly. But he would have larger, more obvious windows in which he is vulnerable to flanking or counter attacks.

I'd do that, or allow him to charge his primary weapon for more damage/projectile speed, which would slow the number of nades being spammed without directly nerfing it's numbers.

This is of course blizzard we are talking about, so what they will probably do is nerf the mine damage and knock back and make his primary weapon weaker and even more spammy.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
ok

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard
I know we're all talking about who is the dude (most likely maximilian in my opinion, imagine if he was the gay one thought), but..

JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF THE DRAWING
IT'S SO DAMN BAD
LOOK AT THE SNOW

viagrandad
viagrandad

@hairygrape
two people try to play a support/tank they don't know
If they're in diamond, then there's absolutely no excuse for them to not know how to play every hero decently

takes2long
takes2long

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Firespawn
Hanamura defense
Mercy main pipes up
CAN WE NOOOOTTTT HAVE TWO DPS CHARACTERS ON DEFENSE
Literally just a 76, Reaper, 2 shield tanks and two healers
Labels just give birth to retards like this and leave you with a retarded comp.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
it' not official so don';t worry

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Evil_kitten
The fuck are you babbling about? It looks fine

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@hairygrape
are you playing quick play or competive? if quick play, who the fuck cares and if comp then why don't you just fucking get good and move up the ranks to where players take the game more seriously and actually try to play their best roles? listen kid, it just sounds like you are asspained becaues youre stuck in bronze and think it's your teams fault

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@viagrandad
one tricks
knowing how to play every hero
Nice joke.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Harmless_Venom
Imagine being this much of a turbovirgin

DeathDog
DeathDog

What kind of meat is Winston eating in the new event?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@DeathDog
Mei's ass

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