/ink/ - Splatoon General

w8t4u
w8t4u

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- Splatoon 2 Map Schedules: https://splatoon2.ink/
- Booru: https://booru.splatoon.ink/

News
- New Grizzco shoes, Angry Rain Boots!
- Glooga Dualies are now available! Sub: ink mine, Special: inkjet
- Next EU Splatfest is film vs. book! Dec 9, 4pm CET - Dec 10, 4pm CET
- Next JP Splatfest is UNIQLO warm inner wear vs. warm outer wear! Dec 9, 3pm JST - Dec 10, 3pm JST

Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

Patch notes
- http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

2.0.0 Gear list
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html

List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet so far
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- http://loadout.ink/

Lobby Randomizer for lobbies
- https://agent-17.github.io/Splatoon-2-Kit-Randomiser/index.html

Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

List of FC:
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Splatoon 1 Artbook
- https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

All urls found in this thread:
https://splatoon.ink/ink/
https://splatoon2.ink/
https://booru.splatoon.ink/
http://splatoonwiki.org/
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0
http://loadout.ink/
https://agent-17.github.io/Splatoon-2-Kit-Randomiser/index.html
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon
https://my.mixtape.moe/bnivml.torrent
https://my.mixtape.moe/pkjmfx.torrent
https://twitter.com/WAmcwk3u9q?s=09
http://slist.amiami.com/top/search/list?s_keywords=splatoon&pagemax=40&getcnt=0&pagecnt=1
https://imgur.com/a/Lbgpn
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/939055570035736577?s=17
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/939059670026612736
https://support.nintendo.co.jp/app/answers/detail/a_id/34680
https://imgur.com/a/zxRjw
https://imgur.com/a/zxRjw
https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/939177990759489536
https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/939208009766629377
Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

woombly!

RumChicken
RumChicken

hi i kinda have some time to draw in between doing stuff
post woomies and spaghettis also i guess

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
I hate how good this hairstyle looks in fanart, and only in fanart

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RumChicken
King of turf must come back.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Speedy Woomy is early!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RumChicken
@Crazy_Nice
this woomy getting headpats

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure

Late for quints it seems

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why is splat zones so damn fun?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
because you ain't force to sit on one place or carry something just kill,kill and kill to win

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Garbage Can Lid
It's the easiest mode.

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
Maybe you like defensive zones more than the more offensive tower and fishdunk.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methnerd
sounds cute, i don't know who that woomy is

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Garbage Can Lid

zones
fun

RM is way more fun. The knowledge that anything that's not a dunk isn't ever safe. Objective moves all over the map. That rush when you get that dunk especially when its a clutch win. Zones is just cap and camp.

WebTool
WebTool

Dualie Blasters when?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Skullbone
This, I like all the game modes and can get results in SZ, but it's easily my least favorite mode since it's the most defensive.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Skullbone
Clutch dunks
Those are my favourite wins, especially after a massive comeback.
Being on the receiving end is fucking terrible though.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@WebTool
Holy shit, hopefully never. Hopefully they won't be of the rapid blaster group either.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
Shit, I'm actually moderately early this time around. I'm usually six hours late or longer for this kind of thing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stark_Naked
Biker is that you

Techpill
Techpill

@TurtleCat
What's this?
Autism Woomy going rogue?
I guess she doesn't want to be called that.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Techpill
no, she's fine

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn
Yes it is me. Sup, dude.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Techpill

Autism Woomy uses the N-Zap

Also she's cuter

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'm a roller main but seriously I don't see the point of these weapons, they're slow as shit and don't have any redeemable features.

girlDog
girlDog

@AwesomeTucker
they were much better in the first game

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@AwesomeTucker

Phallic symbol

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
In S1 they were the "look in your enemy's general direction, jump, flick, win the game" weapon.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Slut woomy's firm, squishy butt giving you a lapdance!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@AwesomeTucker
Did you completely skip over the og Splat Roller or something? This obnoxious shit is prevalent in S+ Ranked and League lobbies because it's kit makes up for its shortcomings and Ninja Squid on it being ridiculously strong.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns
They were the same as they are right now as far as killing goes, maybe even weaker because vert gives Dynamo a decent offensive option. The sole difference is that in 1 it was undisputed inking king, whereas in 2 it's pretty weak in that regard.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TurtleCat
stop user, my dick cant take it

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
But how can a butt be squishy AND firm? Don't those contradict eachother?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@VisualMaster
I'm talking about the DYNAMO ROLLERS, are you blind?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Fuzzy_Logic
Nah, I just like to bring up my burning hatred for Splat Rollers and cunt Roller mains such as yourself at any given opportunity.

likme
likme

I miss Salmon Run.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@AwesomeTucker
Sorry for playing weapons that actually ask skill.
Let us hear what you main faggot.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Boy_vs_Girl
cute

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn
Splattershot.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
I love it, thanks!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@likme
I miss you

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spamalot
i'm glad you like it! i love your woomy a lot! i was really hoping for someone to give me a woomy with that hair style to draw <3

@Dreamworx
thanks!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Emberburn
While I can agree Carbon and Dynamo take a degree of skill considering how much they gimped them this game, Splat Roller takes next to none.
I don't really main weapons, but have been playing a lot of 52 Gal to tag Rollers.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
rng the weapon taking skill
lol

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Burnblaze
How is Carbon gimped in this game

King_Martha
King_Martha

Wearing Toni Kensa

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
no burst bombs

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
They just need to buff the horizontal flick, either by making the start faster or by enlarging the shot width.

Or just remove the delay Ink recovery

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
its called fashion sweetie :)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperGod
sweetie :)
what are you, a tumblrina?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@kizzmybutt
I'm from the /ink/ discord

idontknow
idontknow

@GoogleCat
that's
actually even worse

SniperGod
SniperGod

@kizzmybutt
@GoogleCat
Worse, it's Tia. She lives in the most filthy hoarder house you can imagine

DeathDog
DeathDog

@kizzmybutt
It's a meme. I'm surprised he didn't say sweaty instead of sweetie.

takes2long
takes2long

@King_Martha
wearing grizzco gear

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Wearing Annaki

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TalkBomber
rollers
rng
???

massdebater
massdebater

@Soft_member
oops i meant to reply to gals

TechHater
TechHater

wearing splash mob

eGremlin
eGremlin

As long as you aren't wearing blue motos or jungle hats then you're a-ok in my book.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
being gay

Methnerd
Methnerd

@massdebater
Gals do require skill as well, including knowing how to minimise the effects that RNG has on the outcome.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Being an Enperry shill

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methnerd
get insta kill 2 shotted by a 96 at max range with perfect rng
man I really got outskilled

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
what about climbing shoes?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Take care of your woomy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
Those are ugly as sin but at least they aren't blue motos.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
beat your woomy and trade it in for a cute and pure yebby

5mileys
5mileys

@Carnalpleasure

Always. I make sure she gets all the gear she wants

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spamalot
Have you seen the list of 96's drawbacks? The fact that there's a possibility that it DOESN'T instakill you all the time is a drawback on itself, it makes its range only good for two things- inking and killing weapons with less range (doesn't matter if you miss, they can't hit you anyway), which is admittedly a good set of positives to offset its mobility and efficiency. Otherwise it's literally Splattershot as far as combat goes- same exact TTK and spread angle.

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
no you're just spoiling your woomy

likme
likme

Beat a woomy.

askme
askme

twinsquad anyone?

SW-7488-6685-2294

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@girlDog

Only alittle

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
worst game mode
one good map, the other shit
No thanks, not when I can be playing RM right now.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

When you're using a drink and the final slot of a piece of gear isn't filled before the drink runs out do you need to pop another or is the slot already predetermined?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@hairygrape
some hairstyles just look better in art

whereismyname
whereismyname

@VisualMaster
artbook shows some interesting stuff

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@askme
is there still room?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
sure, add me or do i have you added already?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BunnyJinx
gomen i was getting out of bed and wanted to check first

Spamalot
Spamalot

Woomies and spaghettis in heterosexual relationships!
Not falling to the wiles of being gay!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
As @eGremlin
mentioned, lack of Burst Bombs and Seekers to some extent really hurt it. Having a sub that provides mobility is crucial for Rollers - which is why Splat Roller is unparalleled right now against Rollers and just about every other short ranged weapon.
Also, I'm not sure on the specifics but Carbon just feels a lot weaker. Should be KOs in Splat 1 with the horizontal take 2-3 hit's now sometimes and the vetical flick is laughably weak.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

My pro controller giving me low battery alert. How long will like an hour give me on charge? I'll hop in the shower or something.

RumChicken
RumChicken

man i forgot how much i hate blasters

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
I never used it in Splat 1 but the Carbon carried me from the moment I unlocked it to S+10~20 depending on the mode.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@RumChicken
Initially all three rollers had their flicks like that: vert is old flick but slow and narrow, hor is old flick but nerfed hard. Dynamo got its hor back.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
I support this. Where are all the straight ships?

w8t4u
w8t4u

fuck off dot

cum2soon
cum2soon

i don't know why the game kicks you each time we finish a game

Firespawn
Firespawn

i love dcing after every match. dumb chink internet

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Spamalot

This

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@VisualMaster
I like that black hoodie, but we have a lot of nice looking dark clothing.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

watch a military video on youtube
a guy in a beret shows up
have a split second thought that it's sexy
goddamnit /ink/, you and your slutty woomies ruined me

Spamalot
Spamalot

@VisualMaster
this 4th inkling

@Sharpcharm
guess that's true

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
its just a thing that happens some times when i play with people league. its not that my internet is bad i think, i have 1gbps

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Dreamworx
disgusting
that horrible woomy has corrupted your mind

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Snarelure
yeah, but latency and packet loss. speed of light is finite, you know.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Firespawn
Cute!

idontknow
idontknow

@Spamalot
Why isn’t that squid beanie in the game?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
Remake the lobby with a different host.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spamalot
i'm digging that beanie

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evilember
point sensors

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
@Spamalot
those 5heads

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Dreamworx
Military berets are sexy though

Woomy

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Spamalot
Regular inkling have cleavage
BLASPHEMY

WebTool
WebTool

@Dreamworx
Now I’m curious. Is it any kind of military beret or a specific kind?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Bidwell
Point sensors are good, though.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
That ink recovery delay is bullshit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RumChicken
Waste of good ink.

likme
likme

I WANT TO DUO LEAGUE TOOOOOOOO

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spamalot
I really want that scarf

Techpill
Techpill

@Crazy_Nice
On Squelchies yes, on other sensor guns- not at all.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Crazy_Nice
It's perfect information with little effort, and makes the Stingray even more busted than it already is.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Dreamworx
HAHAHAHA

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperGod
this woomy should be removed

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TreeEater
Better off just shooting them in the first place.

Techpill
Techpill

Am I the only one getting that gyro bug from time to time where it turns left on its own when in the plaza?
It's pretty odd since it has never ever happened in an actual game, but sometimes I get it in the plaza.

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog
As far as I know, there's only... one, actually. There was two before, but one of them doesn't really play anymore and now it's just another lone spag.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@likme
@whereismyname
more hairstyles

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@likme
we will never get cheesehead and 5head woomies or bobcut spag

whereismyname
whereismyname

@likme
Go away dot, go shitpost in your circlejerk discord

w8t4u
w8t4u

what if you woomy was really big like 50 feet tall and stepped on you while on a rampage in the city?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@iluvmen
No she shouldn't, you should be removed

JunkTop
JunkTop

@whereismyname
im not dot or even in a discord i just mass saved cats from >>/an/

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Burnblaze
Even a young boy can have “cleavage” in that pose. It basically forces your chest together and up.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Deadlyinx
You don't always have that option. And they linger in this game so you can throw one to watch a flank for a little while.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Techpill
Update your Switch firmware. It's supposed to fix that exact bug.

cum2soon
cum2soon

damn we had the most useless teammates ever

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
hi decade

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BlogWobbles

@GoogleCat
you can hope for more updates

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Garbage Can Lid
Toxic Mist is way better area of denial.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Deadlyinx
Not always possible. And you underestimate having information advantage- they can't hide, but you can. It practically gives you ability to shoot first next time they show their nose in your buisness.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
I heard there was a switch system update out now to fix that.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@cum2soon
it happens some times

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
long braid
I want this so bad

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BlogWobbles
I thought that was a yeb in the lower right for a second.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
even more hairstyles

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Wow lookee here we got soundtrack rips with english translated names and booklet scans. Get 'em while they're fresh. Add 'em to the OP or whatever.
FLAC: https://my.mixtape.moe/bnivml.torrent
320: https://my.mixtape.moe/pkjmfx.torrent

whereismyname
whereismyname

@w8t4u
thinks point sensors are bad
but toxic mist is better

viagrandad
viagrandad

@whereismyname
thinks hurr
says durr

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PurpleCharger
all those pigtail designs
we get the worst one
how did they manage to fuck that up? sometimes the simple answer is the best one damnit

StonedTime
StonedTime

lel we beat one of my friends

FastChef
FastChef

@PurpleCharger
@likme
forgot the last fashion page

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@whereismyname
Mist is decent after this buff, actually. Not sensor-good, but not autobomb either.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TurtleCat

Me too. Would love it for my woomy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
hat and earrings

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
autobomb
bad
Mist is shit except on tower checkpoints when someone is forced to stand still. It doesn't do anything because you can leave it long before its effects start to set it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
aw sweet

iluvmen
iluvmen

@FastChef
almost all of these were woomies
Man the yebs really are an afterthought, aren't they?

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberburn
hi

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
That unzipped hoodie + shirt combo is rad.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@FastChef
marina interview next

@iluvmen
Man the yebs really are an afterthought, aren't they?
aren't they always?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
Y'all battlecods think offensively. Everything must be kill or make easier to kill for you. But have you ever thought that sometimes all you have to do is just not engage the enemy at all to succeed?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Garbage Can Lid
You're the one saying that Point Sensors are bad, and now I'm the one who only thinks about offense?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Deadlyinx
interview is from the splatune 2 soundtrack

@Playboyize
love the Line stickers

RumChicken
RumChicken

we do we keep getting the guys who disconnect

Bidwell
Bidwell

imagine killing your woomy and she looks straight into your eyes and begs you not to and tells you sheet loves you

hairygrape
hairygrape

@VisualMaster
There are more than two anons here, senpai

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RumChicken
hell if i know

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Bidwell
i love sheet too

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BinaryMan
@Deadlyinx
some cute Marina art too

iluvmen
iluvmen

@hairygrape
It's rude to butt into other people's conversations.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@iluvmen
It's fine. I was done replying to pointless sensor brainlets for today.

iluvmen
iluvmen

suddenly people decided to activate their lag switches today

whereismyname
whereismyname

AAAAAAA

takes2long
takes2long

@viagrandad
I'd mess up a squib

likme
likme

@whereismyname
Buttslut_ransoms_milky.png

Methnerd
Methnerd

@whereismyname
It is a lel

Nojokur
Nojokur

@whereismyname
I want to buy these

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname

More?

I really need to get a squid plush

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@whereismyname
the first thing i noticed was the cute blanket. did ink turn me gay?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

what if your woomer took the Nintendo switch with her into the bathroom

Booteefool
Booteefool

hey i might stop after two more games, i need to prepare some stuff for tomorrow

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Need_TLC
same girl who did guro and amputation
https://twitter.com/WAmcwk3u9q?s=09

@Booteefool
gomen for losing so much
my poor triple fried galactic schwaffle

girlDog
girlDog

@Deadlyinx
not like it matter in league, especially in twin squads the game will always try to get B- vs S+ death squads

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Deadlyinx
Does she draw ever draw woomies instead of the off putting little ugly gremlins?

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
why do you want innocent woomers to suffer

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Techpill
Because it gives me an hard feeling at my pants

Evilember
Evilember

last game for me man

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Soft_member
You wish it was

Supergrass
Supergrass

woomy is complaining that this is the 4th special charge drink you've made her guzzle down and her ink is starting to turn blue
about to give up and resort to double slotting it
who says woomy abuse doesn't pay off

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Supergrass
what if your Inkling Character could talk to you like that before and after matches

Lunatick
Lunatick

of course the fucking sploosh disconnects at the middle of the game
well i gotta go for now ggs dude

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Spamalot
what if you could interact with them by petting them and giving them snacks and hitting them and pulling on their tentacles

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

try to lower volume
throw
It shouldn't be that easy

SniperWish
SniperWish

@iluvmen
woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SniperWish
should I just never post again
is there no way I can get you freaks to stop posting this horrible meme woomy

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@w8t4u
should I just never post again

DeathDog
DeathDog

@w8t4u
please

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

anyone up for pair league next rotation ?
1376-6262-3138

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stupidasole
me

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperWish
but what about yebbies, though?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stupidasole
Playing splatoon at 5 am
Kier are you an actual NEET? I'm in

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@iluvmen
@Flameblow
@Stupidasole
squad of literal homos
Yikes

likme
likme

@Illusionz
No one cares about them, not even Nintendo

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Harmless_Venom
Bite me, fucksuck. Decade is too badly dressed to be gay

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stupidasole
I’m up for it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@w8t4u
Is this game active enough to warrant a purchase right now? Thinking of getting it if only to justify my purchase of a Switch

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Firespawn
hes fresher than you faggot

Emberburn
Emberburn

@CodeBuns
Now is the best time to get into the game, it gets regular free content updates (literally JUST had a huge one a couple weeks ago), and xmas is about to drop with tons of new players

5mileys
5mileys

@Harmless_Venom
can't join a squad without /ink/ assuming I'm gay

welp

likme
likme

what if for a brief second you felt the pure joy that woomies feel everyday

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@iluvmen
i got a deferral from school for the semester, so yeah technically im a neet rn. decade you host or we'll only get japs

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn
I'm not gay but I'm well dressed you bully

@5mileys
literally every day /ink/ tries to turn me gay

Supergrass
Supergrass

@5mileys
gay is the default here, you have to prove you aren't one and you didn't

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TurtleCat
getting japs a bad thing

Nojokur
Nojokur

@CodeBuns
Do you plan on paying for nintendo's online service? If no, then don't bother; if yes, then go ahead because what the other user said is true.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You actually fucking scrubs…

@Nude_Bikergirl
It is

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
i will end you

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Poker_Star
fuck u ive veen awake since 4am , quads arent my rhing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Poker_Star
Kagey quit being full of yourself or just leave their quad so I can join them

RumChicken
RumChicken

@likme
I might. Only reason I chose one.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

yw for the carry fagey

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
B U R N
U
R
N

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Anyone wanna twin RM? 0024-4386-7428 IGN: rust

I'll be chilling in TW just (You) me and I'll make one.

Techpill
Techpill

@ZeroReborn
Thank you

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Techpill
what is that abomination

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@whereismyname
i believe that's called a black person, sir.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CodeBuns
@Nojokur
Yeah, $20 isn't too much of a hit to take. Thanks, anons

SniperGod
SniperGod

@ZeroReborn
You just made me realize that my name looks like Kah-gee instead of Kay-gee

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperGod
I thought it was pronounced kah-gay like Okage.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

woomies with breathing problems

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperGod
I thought it was Kay-gee with the g like the g in geese

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
I thought it was like cage+edgy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperWish
Same

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
That IS how it's pronounced!

@SniperWish
@JunkTop
I'm not edgy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperGod
its not pronounced kahgee
gay

WebTool
WebTool

is kier coming back

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
kier is dead

idontknow
idontknow

@WebTool
is dot leaving forever

Methshot
Methshot

@WebTool
gomen i only wanted a quo league,quad league stresses me to hell and i cant go further than power. i recognize that cat from the sad cat thread on /an/

Firespawn
Firespawn

@idontknow
tfw have to stop using these cats because people keep saying im dot
kagey post your fc so we can find a 4th

Methshot
Methshot

@Methshot
It’s fine mate. Honestly I thought we’d do a lot worse, considering how inconsistent I can be.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

3/4 for league

@Firespawn
Why do I have to do it

@Methshot
Leaving during a win streak
Leaving before we get ranked

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword
we got 1955 power rank tho

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@lostmypassword
I’ll add mine too, 4238 8608 3204

girlDog
girlDog

If nobody joins in 5 min or so, I'll leave

5mileys
5mileys

Where are the good players? S+25 and higher?

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
not itt for sure

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@5mileys
S+50 or playing xenoblade

SniperWish
SniperWish

@5mileys
in their own discord

DeathDog
DeathDog

i gotta do some work that's due in an hour anyway. you guys can duo

likme
likme

@5mileys
in their private discord

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@5mileys
Everywhere in S+ depending on whether they play pr not atm. Numbers are just alternative level.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
in japan

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

what if your woomy's friend laid a bunch of eggs and gave one to your woomy so she could be a mommy too

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@lostmypassword
@girlDog
@DeathDog
GGs I guess. I gotta deal with some stuff myself. I’d be up to squad later tonight though.

Methshot
Methshot

@BlogWobbles
what if when she got the egg she started crying and told you she was scared and wasn't ready to be a moomy

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BlogWobbles
only one in five of woomy eggs hatch

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@likme
@SniperWish
so there's another discord with good players?

Inmate
Inmate

@Burnblaze
They're all in every discord. Don't play yourself on this.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
But I'm not in a Discord

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Burnblaze
yeah

WebTool
WebTool

How is that new blue blaster balanced again? Oh wait it's fucking NOT.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@WebTool
Yeah, it's complete and utter shit. It's literally L3 that sucks at inking, running, shooting far and killing.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Playboyize
those 2 bronze medals

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BlogWobbles

Help her hatch it and take care of the squib

likme
likme

what are good abilities for mini splatling

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Playboyize
t. B rank Blaster main

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize

tfw only have 1 gold medal and a shit ton of silver ones

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@haveahappyday
t. toast

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Carnalpleasure
tfw zero medals and trying league is scary because I might only get bronze and embarrass myself

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@DeathDog
wut

Illusionz
Illusionz

getting biker drunk and making him wear a skirt!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
only one in five of woomy eggs hatch

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
Making drunk Biker wear a kilt and play a bagpipe!

massdebater
massdebater

@Inmate
Drunk Biker in a showgirl dress doing the can can!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
Getting biker drunk and making him kiss punisher yebby!

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
I want to try wearing a kilt someday

Evilember
Evilember

@massdebater
Biker losing a bet and going to cominkon cosplaying Ika Musume, completely sober!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Evilember

This

Bring the outfit back Nintendo ;.;

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evilember
All six VN squids in wedding attire!
Slut, Schoolgirl, Green, and Sweets in dresses!
Buttslut in a tuxedo!
Biker in a dress and looking absolutely horrified!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
drunk crossdressing biker unmasking defender yebby (poser yebby) and then going back to his apartment!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evil_kitten
I think each squid should get a unique outfit though. Like wedding dress milf, pastry chef sweets, grad day Schoolgirl, and operator slut

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Dreamworx
Welp, guess we better start thinking about endgame squids.

likme
likme

@Evil_kitten
Marrying both Schoolgirl and Slut!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fuzzy_Logic
Well I can think up a couple more. Ensign Buttslut in full dress whites and cover, trap!Biker in a bunny costume, Chilly a mountain sage with robes, Inkbrush staff and birds, Art and Scientist both become professors, One at Inkblot and the other at Shellendorf.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Based mods

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

please sign my petition so we can ensure woomies never wear shoes again

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spazyfool
blacklisted

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Gigastrength
b-but it's for a good cause

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spazyfool
fuck off koko

happy_sad
happy_sad

Does Splatoon have any particularly cool merch? Thinking of Christmas presents for a younger brother.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Fuzzy_Logic

ensuing woomies will have painful feet all the time because walking barefooted in a city environment just isn't a good idea

How is that a good cause?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
they're supposed to make an ink trail wherever they wish to walk

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Is there a way for me to get Splatoon 2 for cheap? I just got a switch.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Harmless_Venom
Thinking of a few more, I can already imagine Hiphop being really stylish with dancing. Biker and Hunter seem very obvious, being a mechanic and game hunter respectively. The biggest mystery now is what is Green's endgame?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methnerd
Barefoot on clean asphalt is pure joy. Though inklings evidentally do litter a lot.

Techpill
Techpill

@TurtleCat
a cabin in the woods

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
Plushies, amiibo, that headset... maybe check importstores?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TurtleCat
Pro player with the PC cheering from the stands

Emberfire
Emberfire

@happy_sad
Depending on how /toy/ your brother is and your location you can still get weapons from the latest splatoon buki collection. If you're in the us Ive heard that Barnes and nobles have started to carry them. Toysanta on rakuten still has a few lose ones as well.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PurpleCharger
Nope, probably a Christmas bundle but you're fucked

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Techpill
Green and Tennis settling down after achieving the status of a pro tennis player?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

what if your yebby beat the absolute shit out of his woomyfriend in ranked mode

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberfire
@massdebater
Thanks for the suggestions, guys, I appreciate it!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@LuckyDusty

That makes woomies moist so give him a thumbs up

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
http://slist.amiami.com/top/search/list?s_keywords=splatoon&pagemax=40&getcnt=0&pagecnt=1
have fun user, i personally own the king flip mesh , squid cushion , plushie and a bunch of various keychains.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I WANNA SHOVE MY DICK IN WOOMY

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Ignoramus
I'm tired of this old bitch

eGremlin
eGremlin

what if you walked onto your bathroom and your woomy was laying a couple of eggs in the bathtub and she screamed at you to leave

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Ignoramus
i wanna shove my dick in you user

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Ignoramus
ywn thrust your spaghetti into a woomby

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot

You can find the fourth inkling in an advertisement in one of the levels.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@eGremlin
god you're so fucking retarded

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@hairygrape
what if your woomy opened her mouth really wide and vored you

likme
likme

@Bidwell

the bigger plushes don't come in the color of my woomy

Sadness

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

why do people want to fuck the squid child

farquit
farquit

What if your woomy asked you to woomy woomy woomy but only if you woomy woomy woomy?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@farquit
Ngyes

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice

You can custom tailor them to appeal to your fetishes

likme
likme

@Crazy_Nice
i don't want to fuck it, I want to make it cry

King_Martha
King_Martha

@likme
i feel you, i had to get lime green because there wasnt any mint green
@Crazy_Nice
jokes on you, i want to be fucked as a squid kid

RumChicken
RumChicken

@likme
@King_Martha
I'm not sure if that's worse or not

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Gigastrength

Preach it, brother.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lunatick
You'd be surprised to know who keeps making these small dumb images.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Poker_Star
guy trying to shoot down from top of platform
shooting the ground

I can't believe this is still a thing I bet his crosshair was just auto jumping to the ledge too

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lunatick
31.png

user how many pictures of your squid do you have?

Flameblow
Flameblow

why is the mini splatling so fun /ink/? why aren't you using it instead of the shittershot?

takes2long
takes2long

@Flameblow
shittershot
not shittershit

Techpill
Techpill

@Flameblow
High rate of fire, quick charge, mobility, so on.
It's like the bamboozler but with less killing power, and more fun tracking.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Nudist inklings!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Techpill
heavy shitlings will never know this feel

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@kizzmybutt
All these rainboots and no raincoat to go with them

WebTool
WebTool

Excluding the Tetras, what weapon are you hoping to see this week?
What weapon are you expecting?

WebTool
WebTool

@Fuzzy_Logic
It's a miracle how all these squids can survive the equivalent of raining knives.

Methshot
Methshot

@WebTool
Honestly, I'm just praying that the new Boozler doesn't get stuck with the mist

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@WebTool
I’m hoping for either the new Brella to try it out or the Squeezer honestly.

5mileys
5mileys

@WebTool

Hoping for the Neo Splash

Lunatick
Lunatick

@WebTool
hoping
Neo Splash or Squeezer
expecting
N-zap 89 or a bucket.
It's been a while since a bucket weapon was released.

@Methshot
I'd be okay with mk.ii getting toxic mist rush with burst bomb sub

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TreeEater
I'm convinced he has at least 40. And they're all homosexual.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Booteefool
@GoogleCat
Late reply but isn't it supposed to update by itself?
I haven't had the problem for 2 days now so...

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Emberfire
It's still a good idea to manually check and update it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Zelda DLC releases tonight and he has a motorcycle now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stupidasole
New Zelda DLC
Wait, what?
What're they adding?
Do I have to buy it, or did it come with the Master Trials?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TalkBomber
It's the story DLC, user. Expansion Pass gets you everything.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Hey /ink/, I'm feeling kinda down
Post some cute woomies for me please?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RavySnake
here's a wommer

w8t4u
w8t4u

rapid blaster, luna blaster, range blaster and jet squelcher on other team
on moray tc
we come back when theyre 1 point away from ko
lose 9 points away

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@RavySnake
:toot:

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RavySnake
Hope you feel better soon, user

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

THIRD REPLY DECIDES WHAT WEAPON I USE IN RANKED FOR THE NEXT 6 GAMES OF MY TICKET
IM READY TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
I got you.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@VisualMaster
The delete button on the shitpost discord

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@VisualMaster
fuck off dot

Emberfire
Emberfire

@VisualMaster
Inkbrush

Firespawn
Firespawn

@VisualMaster
My dick.

massdebater
massdebater

@VisualMaster
Fuck off dot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberfire
The only actual answer is the one that wins
fuck off dot

SniperGod
SniperGod

@VisualMaster
Gold Dynamo

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@RavySnake
here's a wombly

FastChef
FastChef

Bayonetta 1+2 coming in February and Bayonetta 3 confirmed

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@FastChef
Good shit.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
@FastChef
All these reveals
/ninty/ still ded

idontknow
idontknow

Dark tetra trailer next please Nintendo :^)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

when you single out one guy and squid bag only him the whole game and the one time he kills you he squidbags you for 30 seconds and forgets to contest

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

just hit S+0 TC
first match has me as S+0 and an S+9,S+7,and S+13 against an S+50, S+43,S+17, and S+19

Amazing matchmaking. I'd rather just stay S if its going to throw me up against something like this. At least tier off the S+ ranges.

hairygrape
hairygrape

As someone who shit on the Flingza Roller a lot... I've started to fall in love with the Foil Flingza. Using the vert for turf like the old dynamo and horizontal for kills. Put some special charge up gear on and spamming tenta missles. Its good. Suction Bomb always nice. Toss suction Bomb and then use vertical flicks is nice area denial people dont want to come close

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@hairygrape

Yeah the Foil Flingza is fun to use

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

is splat roller for shitters /ink/?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spazyfool
Whenever I joined my low level friend for Turf War all I ever saw was aerosprays trying to build special and splat rollers just rolling along trying to crush them.

RavySnake
RavySnake

ded thred

massdebater
massdebater

@Spazyfool
I see a lot of japs using rollers so that should mean something

Methshot
Methshot

@RavySnake
You wanna talk about which squid you wanna fuck? That usually picks the thread up a good ten posts or so.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
@Stupidasole
This is nice and all but new Kid Icarus when?

idontknow
idontknow

@Methshot
poser/defender yebby

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methshot
hunter

massdebater
massdebater

@Methshot

Not including my woomy top 3 for me are Schoolgirl, Green and Milf

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lord_Tryzalot
Never.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@massdebater
this man would boom his woom
You absolute monster. Which one is yours?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@cum2soon

Hip-hop

Inmate
Inmate

@PackManBrainlure
I expected so much more from you...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
Woombly

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

BEAT A WOOMY
MAKE HER CRY
KILL A WOOMY
MAKE HER DIE

DeathDog
DeathDog

Zelda wins Game of the Year

Lunatick
Lunatick

@VisualMaster
unplug your router forever

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lunatick
I'm on a phone

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Raving_Cute
typical fucking phoneposter

FastChef
FastChef

@PackManBrainlure
And it's even my favorite woomy. What a god damn shame.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Raving_Cute
phoneposter
4chan filename

EXPLAIN

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ain't I just the worst? Now, would you rather keep your woomy alive to make her suffer, or just outright kill her to watch the life fade from her eyes?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Raving_Cute
He most likely runs Android.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
I'd rather this window close in three seconds.

Evilember
Evilember

@Methshot
Speedy.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperGod
free me from this hell, for at least a few days

Booteefool
Booteefool

@iluvmen
Free us from it too with some 12g please

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@iluvmen
spam porn then

TechHater
TechHater

@massdebater
Top 5?
i wanna know if you like my woomy without saying who she is, im self conscious and don't wanna say

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

post happy pink woomies to help out a bad spirit user

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
She's cuter with a dfc desu

Snarelure
Snarelure

@WebTool
she's cuter with her face smashed in with a shovel

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
Drawfags get on this ASAP

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TechHater

Speedy and Slut

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Snarelure
@Lunatick
samefag

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Snarelure
Your post would look better with a big, red (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) on it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad
what if it was big and black instead haha

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TechHater
Welcome to the club squister

SniperGod
SniperGod

Post the top 3 squids, Woomy or Spaghetti

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperGod
3. crying woomy
2. emotionally broken woomy
1. dead woomy

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Dreamworx
You gotta stop user.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperGod
Chad, Hiphop, and Speedy in that order.
If I can include my own, then it's the same list.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperGod
My squid
Someone else's squid
Copy of your squid

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nojokur
the only thing that can stop me now is a bullet

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stark_Naked
If it's anything like /ink/, it's because no one wants to involve themselves with you freaks rather than a lack of interest.
I think /ninty/ might be worse

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
what's wrong with that woomy?

Methshot
Methshot

@happy_sad
She found prime octopus.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

imagine a happy little woomy smiling up at you and you tell her she's ugly and her smile instantly turns and she looks really hurt and confused at you

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Methshot
this is marie's boyfriend

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BunnyJinx
tfw no yandere pop-idol gf who wants to eat you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sharpcharm
imagine a happy little woomy smiling up at you*
ftfy

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@eGremlin
Japanese splatfest. Bit abstract for new /ink/ I guess.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

what if your happy pretty woomy came down wearing a cute skirt she just bought and asked you if you liked it

Soft_member
Soft_member

cut a yebby and eat his feet

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

what it your stupid idiot woomy put her little square hand on the stove and her hand boiled and fell off and she shrieked like a pig and blamed you for some reason

idontknow
idontknow

@Firespawn
what if the man in that picture starting just beating up woomies left and right and smashing them and picking them up and tearing them apart and punching them and they were all running away and crying

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

>>198009484
what is wrong with you

RavySnake
RavySnake

>>198009484
catch him one day and bash his stupid little ugly head against the wall and gather up all good ink in a jar and freeze it and then bury it in the backyard fucking dumb little goo gremlin

farquit
farquit

@haveahappyday
@RavySnake
What was it? I missed it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@farquit
fucking ugly spag fag thinking it's tough shit
its gone now

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@farquit
Another what if post. Ignore them and post more woomies.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@haveahappyday
ugh

JunkTop
JunkTop

https://imgur.com/a/Lbgpn

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@JunkTop
eugh

happy_sad
happy_sad

@JunkTop
Is it gangrenous?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@happy_sad
ask kombu

Evilember
Evilember

@JunkTop
@CodeBuns
It is not
Captcha: green see

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what if your woomy logged onto Veeky Forums one day and found out that people were talking about her favorite video game splatoon 2 and read this thread and fucking screamed and ran away from get computer

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evilember
green intensifies
its not even green anymore
c'mon kombu step it up

SniperWish
SniperWish

@haveahappyday
waaa hate it when people start shit with me
proceeds to do this shit to start shit
one free (you). use it wisely chink

farquit
farquit

@Gigastrength
Completely understandable. Also we'd have a talk about websites one should never visit.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish
i unironically like amputation

Supergrass
Supergrass

Have a good night /ink/. Stay alive for me

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Supergrass
Good night wommy. All we have to do is stay alive for the meme weapon lobby later today.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
I do too

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Next weapon is the ‘89. Kit is autobombs and tentamissles.
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/939055570035736577?s=17

5mileys
5mileys

@PurpleCharger
was sprinkler to broken when combined with tm? finally we have another shooter that’s not the jr with autobombs though

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

hello twin league?
1510-5696-5416

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PurpleCharger

It's not the Neo Splash but still looks like a fun gun

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@5mileys
The N-zap can charge its special pretty fast, giving it sprinkler would just make it a special spammer.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@PurpleCharger
I'd usually hate autobomb anything, especially considering how we already have Custom Jr, but I kinda like this kit, autobomb works well with it. Ultimate pressure, pressure bomb, pressure special and super-mobile main.

girlDog
girlDog

@PackManBrainlure
Consider this: ability to ink a lot doesn't necessarily have to translate into spamming specials.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/939059670026612736

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

https://support.nintendo.co.jp/app/answers/detail/a_id/34680
Oi new patch notes

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lord_Tryzalot
-Clam Blitz!
-Blaster buff with decreased “stun” time after a shot (7/60ths of a second)
-Splat Dualies and variants buff with increased damage (28 to 30)
-Brella nerf (less ink coverage per shot, 10% more ink consumption per shot, brella takes 50% more damage from chargers, 38% more from blasters)
-Range Blaster nerf with the special now requiring 200 points instead of 190
-Many maps are being changed (obstacles being rearranged, tower control path being changed, ink rails being added, etc)
-Disconnections right after splatfest matches have been fixed
-Range Blaster nerf

StonedTime
StonedTime

>>198016658
sorryyy i was playing 100% moray towers turf war

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Burnblaze
Ninty's thought process with balancing:
Hey, this one gun can go toe to toe with Splattershot! Finally, we're getting ever so closer to having a balanced game!
Nerf it.
Whaaaaa
Nothing can touch Splattershot.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Burnblaze
@VisualMaster
I can get the damage nerf to the canopy of the Brella, but why the fuck The ink efficiency and inking nerf? It’s a fucking support weapon!

Playboyize
Playboyize

I should get more pics of my Woomy that always changes clothing sets but always keeps the new hime haircut and form-fitting pants

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Playboyize
Well we're not stopping you. If you got an amiibo, go right ahead.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@haveahappyday
bite a yebby's hand off! chew it up and snowball it to him as he fades in and out of consciousness!

Inmate
Inmate

do yebby limbs regenerate when you amputate them? asking as a joke haha

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Ignoramus
There's a difference between control and defense support, brella is supposed to be the latter but it was good at both and at offense as well. It's still a stupid nerf, but at least they can have a reasonable explaination for it, unlike what they did to Aero.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Inmate
Yes, if you feed them.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@kizzmybutt
Can squad now if you're still around

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Ignoramus
sorry, im going to be done soon

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Deadlyinx
Feels like they overdid it again, like the first nerf on the Inkjet that turned it into a suicide button

Skullbone
Skullbone

bubble blower a best

Illusionz
Illusionz

@viagrandad
Why? The paint nerf was kinda necessary when the weapon both painted like crazy and had a sprinkler at the same time. The extra damage to the shield doesn't really make a difference because it's against slow weapons to begin with.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

everytime

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spazyfool
Nigga, it's Turf War.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Illusionz
We'll talk about necessary nerfs when more than 10% of weapons are viable, ok?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nojokur
There are more than enough viable weapons already.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Burnblaze
most of the viable weapons are traditional shooters
the things that aren't yet carve their way to the top consistently get nerfed the very next patch, sole exception being Splat Roller
Even if half a dozen guns are "enough" to you, you can't deny that the variety sucks.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@haveahappyday
This just comes down to a problem with having monthly balance patches. There's no incentive to go out of your way and try out new things or experiment because if your strategy is actually good it's just going to get nerfed to shit anywhere between 1-4 weeks and you'll have to start over from square 1.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I don't like that they keep nerfing the turfing of weapons that aren't shooters.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BunnyJinx
t. brella main

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
They don't nerf normal shooters in general. But they did nerf Aero's turfing, and between the games- 96's, too, and in general there were disproportionally more turfing nerfs than buffs (the only ones I can think of is DS getting back to what it had in 1, and Inkstorm size increase that was immediately offset by making it insanely spotty and unusable).

WebTool
WebTool

Can someone make a webm comparing all dualie rolls so far?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

WTF WHY ISNT ANYONE WORKING TODAY??????????????????

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CodeBuns
I've just woke up and I'm a bit hungover and can't be bothered making my usual lobbies right now.

Please post more sad cat pictures, you know I fucking love them.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@hairygrape
SHUT UP I SAW THE PATCH NOTES AND THE DYNAMO IS STILL THE SAME I WANT TO FUCKING DIE here you go user save it

idontknow
idontknow

@CodeBuns
IT'S 7AM

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@MPmaster
I know your pain. I want my soapspray back too.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
t. zero

massdebater
massdebater

@Playboyize
Well done, do you want a cookie?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Profresh SR.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Illusionz
Where's the room?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Illusionz
Damn it, how full is your room?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@whereismyname
@Harmless_Venom
1/4, was running randoms.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Illusionz
3/4
Running a random in the meantime.

TechHater
TechHater

@BunnyJinx
I stayed up all night watching the game awards and i'm a little hung over so sorry if i shit the bed

Inmate
Inmate

Splattercrutch is still untouched.

Just nerf the bullet speed, that’s all it needs, not something big like a range or damage nerf. Just make the bullets slower.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Inmate
It has standard shooter bullet speed already, can't go lower. There are only three shooters with slower than normal bullets- Mini, Sploosh and Dapples, and former is more of a programing limitation; nerfing bullet speed of a regular shooter is unprecedented.
They should nerf its efficiency instead. Doesn't hurt ability to do epic mlg plays but ensures there are plain less of them.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You should be able to cover the test range with enemy ink. Such an obvious oversight and yet you still can't do it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Raving_Cute
The best you can do is recon Rainmaker maps, hold the Rainmaker and let it explode which'll leave a ton of enemy ink for you to mess around on. Tedious but it's the only way if you don't have someone else to help you out.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin
there are also sponges

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
Sponges are too small to actually test anything worthwhile.

Emberfire
Emberfire

what if autism woomy found out the nzap '89 has a pretty mediocre kit and then she cried

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Thanks for hosting Lun, I need to go back to sleep.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberfire
Why do people instantly assume "doesn't kill=shit"? 89 is peak annoyance, with all three pieces of the kit being fantastic at applying pressure.

Soft_member
Soft_member

GGs 0 and Square.
This loadout is definitely not one to run with randoms.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen
Tenta Missiles can be really helpful in a tournament where you can tell your teammates about the positioning of the enemy team but you sadly can't do that in solo ranked

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

GGs Zero's crew
Look what I got

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Crazy_Nice
4 QR +4 QSJ chunks
4k's out the ass
Delightful.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
Isn't QR complete shit though?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sharpcharm
congratulations, you can read. now if only you could understand sarcasm

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
Echolocator effect (minus wallhax for teammates, but still puts markers on them) plus forcing enemies to scramble plus low commitment so it works as a 5th man on your team makes it pretty strong. But only if you work together with them, and not be like 95% of idiots and just jump to spawn or launch them at enemies nowhere near action.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lunatick
I still think they should buff the special more, make it so everyone on your team can see the markers through walls and I'd probably be fine with it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Deadlyinx
That's a team wipe every time. You severely underestimate combination of being echoed, being alone and being chased by multiple entities at once. Echolocator had a counter in grouping closer together and covering each other's asses, but with missiles you'll just get double-dosed like that.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

His team combined only matched his kills
You poor fucking bastard.
F

5mileys
5mileys

@Deadlyinx
use dualie squelchers
tenta missile to scope out battle field
well aimed point sensors mark it out for team mates
target the ones that you didnt point sensor
dualie squelchers are too ez for solo ranked, but
tenta missiles are fine as is

farquit
farquit

@PurpleCharger
autobombs
not the sprinklers the only sub, next to wall, thats barely seen on weapons

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stark_Naked
all black
edgy without name, dick to his teammates because we can't fucking see where you're there
shitting on A-rank kids
Hey kid, where's your personnel?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stupidasole
There are only three shooters with slower than normal bullets- Mini, Sploosh and Dapples, and former is more of a programing limitation
Wait, what? Explain please.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@farquit
mine is so forgotten that not even user bitching about rare subs remembers it's a thing
As for sprinklers, I guess after Aero RG blunder they don't want any more special spammers.

SniperGod
SniperGod

'89 when
Who am i kidding. I wont come back anyway.
Why am i loosing interest in shooters so fast

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@w8t4u
Without name
It's called 5 seconds in paint.
I'm mourning over the matchmaking, and how that one decent guy got stuck with 3 mouthbreathers.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperGod
Literally tonight

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TalkBomber
and how that one decent guy got stuck with 3 mouthbreathers
That keeps happening to me. Do these guys get carried up to S+ or something? I know you gotta focus on the objective and shit but I'm always seeing motherfuckers wander around acting as if the match is TW then get maybe a maximum 5 kills during the 5 minutes of the match.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Methnerd
So, baisically every single shooter in release day 1 and vast majority in endgame 1 and in 2 have same projectile speed, their range is adjusted by number of frames they fly for. Sploosh was the first to break the mold, it has same straight frames as Jr but slower shot velocity. Not made a big deal because range is really short anyway.
Then splatlings came out, they had range adjusted differently- same straight frames, different shot velocity. Heavy has standard speed, Hydra a bit faster, Mini a lot slower- not made a big deal because their fire rate make leading trivial anyway.
Then Picks came along, Splash is now fast and Pro even faster. Kind of a sizable deal but 96 still beat Pro and Splattershot- Splash even at max range, unless former missed.
Then 2 came along. Sploosh in dualie form was introduced, everything else is the same, except Pro is back to regular speed. Then it got buffed to previously unimaginable levels (faster than Squiffer), H3 got buffed to old Pro levels to not become obsolete (otherwise Pro overtook it at ranged TTK) and then Jet got a buff too.

FastChef
FastChef

what if your woony brought you her brella and said it is broken

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lord_Tryzalot
Wasn't expecting such a detailed response, thanks!
Do you have any idea why Splatlings have their range adusted differently?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methshot
woomy

https://imgur.com/a/zxRjw

Firespawn
Firespawn

Does anyone have the Ink Saver (Sub) Bred Jordans? Trying to make a basketball themed set.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Need_TLC
Hey, this is neat. Did you make it?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sharpcharm
It's one of the most used skills when paired with comeback on the Japanese pro scene. Mostly used with already powerful weapons like the trislosher or the range blaster.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@eGremlin
The original set isnt my own, but I did a lot of editing.

A thought suddenly came to mind that Schoolgirl Woomy could have tons of porn if just a few tweaks were made to all the artwork of the amiibo woomy. So I put that thought to the test and edited that set. It was harder than it sounds, it took 4 hours in total but im overall happy with it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Uh oh, Splatfest Alert!

likme
likme

@BlogWobbles
These ain't funny or good, could you stop posting them?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

dualies buffed again
even easier to play
Normies play dualies to win
"B-but they're fun!"
roll and kill
upload to Youtube with airhorn sound effects

I fucking hate dualies holy shit
Instant rolling is a get out of jail free card
Broken range
Enperries fuck you

TechHater
TechHater

@Dreamworx
git gud scrub

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BlogWobbles
Over 200 new pieces of gear
Still only 2 Takoroka hats
But I don't wanna give up my Triple SCU+Tenacity Mesh for easier chunks.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
https://imgur.com/a/zxRjw
WEWmy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What's your dream weapon? You can include S1 specials and make dualie versions of weapons. Anything goes.
N-Zap with wall and splatbomb rush
Or a dualie n-zap with any special/sub combo.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Need_TLC
Is that an edit?
There's one with an orange woomy
Also this version is mirrored

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Dreamworx
Dualie Squelchers with a bomb and armor.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Lunatick
and not be like 95% of idiots and just jump to spawn or launch them at enemies
Should I... not do this? I always get at least two people doing that. What should I do with them? I'm not with anybody, but I guess should I kinda hold it for a min so people get a good look at where everyone is before I actually launch them?

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
Tetras with Splattershot's kit

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StrangeWizard
God that would be nice.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
Dualie slosher

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@whereismyname
it's fine to do in turf war, it's team-wide pressure and keeps them from inking for a few seconds, but for ranked you should use it as a marking tool, not an offensive pressure tool
mark, then seek them to kill

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Garbage Can Lid
holy fuck, i need one

5mileys
5mileys

@Dreamworx
H3 with ink mine and stingray.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@iluvmen
Yes, see: @Sharpcharm

I flipped the image to get Schoolgirls hair on the right side

takes2long
takes2long

@lostmypassword
Sounds like a plan. Thanks.
I'm still jumping to spawn to do it and you can't stop me.

girlDog
girlDog

@whereismyname
Only launch them where they can help either you or your teammates, or at key campers like snipers and Hydra. Locking onto two or even one enemy that your team can engage immediately is far better than lockng onto all four but not taking advantage of it. Baisically use it like you would Killer Wail.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@takes2long
Reminder that your teammates don't see the crosshair reticles, just same rings on the floor you see when they're locked onto you.

FastChef
FastChef

@Sharpcharm
Tenta Missiles kinda suck.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Poker_Star
But why
Us anyobäne really dying all the time with no kills in between?
Because it only works on kill-less deaths

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
Bamboozler with disruptors and inkstorm.
Something with beakons and splashdown for some QSJ hijinks.
A splatling that can store it's charge.
The OG dual squelchers.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
Fucking hell
Meant to write "anyone"

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
The missing punctuation, Us, bad grammar was all intentional?

farquit
farquit

@FastChef
gets a detailed explaination of why most people think tentas suck eventhough they don't and how to use them effectively
still thinks they suck

Supergrass
Supergrass

I just launch tenta whenever I get them as long as I can target at least two or I know I can build it back up quickly. I run a lot of special charge up and/or tenacity when I use missile

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@farquit
tenta missiles are the greatest thing ever if you meet contrived xyz conditions to make them marginally useful in ranked
how could you possibly think they might suck

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Carnalpleasure
I bet you also think inkstrike was useless.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

want to use a Ink Saver Sub drink and work on a pure
have a Special Charge Up drink active
9 games left
don't feel like wasting it
equip SCU glasses that already have a sub
yeah right like it's gonna happen
oh well, at least I get chunks
8 games later it becomes a pure
not sure how to feel

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/939177990759489536

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Carnalpleasure
Better than Ink Jet

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
If you're bad at the Inkjet, sure. At least that one lets you control where your projectiles are going to hit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StrangeWizard
Kinda disappointed in the choices, but I like how disgruntled they look about receiving shitty gifts. Sorta mirrors my reaction to reading this splatfest theme.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@StrangeWizard

Welp we were due for a shitty one

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StrangeWizard
That's retarded, but also better than books vs. movies in December.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StrangeWizard
fucking Pearl while she wears an ugly sweater
vs. fucking Marina while she wears sexy long socks

You all know the right choice.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
Yes, but it also doesn't work independently.

massdebater
massdebater

@StrangeWizard

would rather have socks
socks will undoubtedly be full of footfags

It hurts

Lunatick
Lunatick

@cum2soon
yeah you're right, Pearl it is

farquit
farquit

@cum2soon
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your shit taste.

5mileys
5mileys

@massdebater
I hadn't even considered this, especially with footfags and toefags recently. I guess I'm going sweater for this one.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StrangeWizard
It's shit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

What level do I have to be for two-star gear start showing up in the shops?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StrangeWizard
@cum2soon
@Lunatick
@farquit
Damn, I have the perfect pic for this but I'm not at home

TreeEater
TreeEater

@cum2soon
pearl in nothing but a sweater

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RumChicken
10ish.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I know my choice.

Flameblow
Flameblow

what if your wommy was crying but still saying "woomy"

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Illusionz

You do know that most Christmas sweaters aren't Virgin Killer sweaters

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Flameblow
woooooooooomyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

w-w-wooooomyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@AwesomeTucker
Most Christmas socks aren't knee-high either, but that's not gonna stop footfags.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Anyone have a ninja squid anaki red cuff I can mooch off of?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Deadlyinx
that's cute

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Firespawn
@TalkBomber
Is there a way I can pass them to you without friend codes?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

How can sockfags even compete?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
No, I'll host a PM rainmaker and we can end it fast
7029-2626-1314

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BunnyJinx
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
Say what you want, we still got actual Christmas-themed Splatfest.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Squids are two-feet tall.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard
can wear a sweater long enough to cover feet
can't wear socks long enough to cover body
The answer is obvious.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Clam Blitz is 3 days away
Oh fuck, I forgot about that.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PackManBrainlure
145cm
2 feet
???

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
We'll know for sure when museum is released. Artbook, scrolls and the game tend to contradict each other, and artbooks are arguably the least canon.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PackManBrainlure
Thats just under 5ft tall mate, and thats also Pearl who is pretty clearly supposed to appear smaller and petite.

Woomies are only very slightly smaller than regular humans of their age

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
Yeah the artbooks are full of concept stuff, which naturally might not be final.

askme
askme

@JunkTop
I dont see how the game has ever contradicted the artbook/scrolls unless you're one of the utter retards that thinks that Inklings are the size of peas because of Salmon Run

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@JunkTop
4 days.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evil_kitten
Implying you can't just make a long enough sweater
You are weak, child.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Bidwell
It was a long-standing theory with a ton of proof that inklings are 60-70 cm tall, but now they completely threw all of that away for muh human-sized inklings with just a couple numbers in an artbook.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Carnalpleasure
See: @askme

There was nothing to ever suggest woomies are tiny and anybody that thought that was retarded

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
a ton of proof that inklings are 60-70 cm tall

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
not giving vs receiving

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Methnerd
fucking look at them they look like tiny little gremlins
now that they're meant to be human-sized they just look freaky

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Boy_vs_Girl
Ok, I’ll add you

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BunnyJinx
Room made

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Raving_Cute
Those are cephalometers, not centimeters.

Techpill
Techpill

@BunnyJinx
Thanks friend!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Methnerd
nzap
gravity
birds
a couple sunken scrolls, particularly anatomy and fat judd ones
the two japanese ads with real-world setting
the fact that with that height lines in testing range are exactly 1 meter apart
I mean, all of those are tangential, but they were surprisingly consistent with each other, and inconsistencies elsewhere were one-offs with no other confirmation. Even from in-universe standpoint it makes sense- they assume human form to mimic humans and use human and human-derived tools (which nes zapper is), but since they have no bones they can't exactly go full human height.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Need_TLC
ywn give and receive oral with Callie

WebTool
WebTool

@Methnerd
Judd is the size of a fatass housecat and has a scroll picture of him with a human, compare inklings to him.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So it's pretty much mandatory for Team Socks to wear shoes with socks for this Splatfest right?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Deadlyinx
They just kids with tentacle hair, they're cute

And based on all the obvious "human remnants" of vehicles and buildings and boats and shit we have seen as early as S1's single player, (not to mention Judd), there is no way the Inklings were ever supposed to be tiny like you imagined.

They're like, 1ft shorter than humans their age at the most, and most likely always supposed to be this way. They're so real kids can self insert after all. The cast is supposed to be sea creatures that evolved and replaced humans and are now living in their world

girlDog
girlDog

@WebTool
When comparing to Judd, Inklings are still way taller than the "small Inkling theory" suggests, because the Inklings and Judd still wont match up accurately with the "giant" equipment that is the main basis of that theory.

So what's more likely, that Judd shrunk 4x during his sleep, or that the fat cat got bigger.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Poker_Star
I'll go team socks and then wear sandals.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Gigastrength
that's lame

farquit
farquit

@iluvmen
Got you covered.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

be on a beach vacation
buy a bunch of piston water guns kinda like Bamboozler
range is about 4 meters on both small and big ones, even the strongest guy 'round can't pump them much further
Bamboozler range is about 4 lines

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

This height discussion can easily be solved if you just look at the inklings in Mario Kart

MPmaster
MPmaster

@girlDog
What’s more accurate is the cat stayed the same size.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
This height discussion can easily be solved
You're cute, I like you

WebTool
WebTool

@New_Cliche
Yeah, the series that's consistently inconsistent with heights.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard
I've seen some people say splatfest art looks like south park but this one straight up looks like it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
@WebTool
christ draw them however you want

Supergrass
Supergrass

English patch notes are out. Keep this in mind if you're making a clam blitz lobby when it available.

Clam Blitz will now appear in Ranked and League Battles. After you’ve played it once, it will also be selectable in Private Battles.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

when does the update happen

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Ignoramus
Tuesday night US time.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Supergrass
Fixed an issue in Tower Control on Manta Maria in which players were able to jump from a high spot near the center of the stage to a part of the opponents’ base.
Does anyone here know about this? pics/webms?

massdebater
massdebater

What will the new weapon will be?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@massdebater
Zap 89, ottobomb and airstrike

SniperGod
SniperGod

what if woomies were actually titanic kaiju little girls

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperGod
moomy gib milky

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperGod
splatted_by_lemonade.png

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard
So Team Sweater are all gonna throw on sweaters and take night time amiibo shots right?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

it's another team fights the boss salmon far from the egg basket episode
it's a nobody else uses their special weapon even thought it's the final wave christmas special.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

dualies got buffed

what the fuck

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fixed an issue in which, if the player closed their umbrella the moment that a bomb exploded, neither the umbrella nor the player would take damage.

I hope they fixed this too and just didn't mention it

likme
likme

squids are ok

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Supergrass
throw on sweaters and take night time amiibo shots
throwing on sweaters before taking the amiibo shots
choosing a team before the amiibo shots

I'm just curious if the stages will be nighttime as well. That would make for the complete collection of taking dumb photos.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
dualies get a completely unconsequential buff that still doesn't offset that they are still kinda weak
They now break armor in one hit but that's about it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberburn
bruh

look at this dude

TreeEater
TreeEater

what if woomies were really tiny and could comfortably sleep in the palm on your hand

eGremlin
eGremlin

Sweaters
comfy
warm
good present
lasts for years

Socks
uh...
put them on your feet obviously?
disappointing present
burned up by dryers

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TreeEater
is squid tasty

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@eGremlin
not hanging your socks to dry

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Poker_Star
please do not eat your Inkling Character

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Poker_Star
Actually yeah.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
That's why woomies always eat each other!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Slut woomy in a virgin killer Christmas sweater!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@cum2soon
More like milf woomy in a virgin killer Christmas sweater.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@cum2soon
slut woomy at the bottom of a lake

Flameblow
Flameblow

where the spatling buffs at

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StonedTime
Milf Woomy in the virgin killer sweater
Sweets in a nighty and thigh high stockings

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
Milf in a keyhole sweater.
Slut in Cat keyhole lingerie

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperWish
Sudden desire for Judd-themed sweaters and lingerie

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperWish
/ink/ squids all wearing sweaters with appropriate Christmas-themed phrases sewn in!
Biker being grumpy with his sweater saying "Donned my gay apparel"!

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
Drawfags please!

idontknow
idontknow

@BinaryMan
KEK

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard
Marina keeps getting green hair over and over, wtf

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BinaryMan
...Okay, that one is kinda clever. Fuck you, though.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@DeathDog
It was either that or fruit cake themed stockings

WebTool
WebTool

@cum2soon
Wooooomy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

claims he is good at the game
cant even get to white flag with hydra without any help and playing against only other players of comparable skill to his own and not just curb stomping bads

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Sir_Gallonhead
found it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Supergrass
where are the notes?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
Holy fuck i need her on my face RIGHT NOW

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BinaryMan
unf nice

i wanna grind my nose in that

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Poker_Star
claims he's good
still plays babby mode instead of alpha ranked mode

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Salmon Run
Reached the 2 Superbonuses
only 110

FUCK THIS PEDOPHILIC PIECE OF SHIT GAME!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Playboyize
Braaap! *Shoots diarrhea covered ink in your face*

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
HNNGGGGGGGG

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@CodeBuns
Last time I checked you are still bad with the hydra, come on now. Cant even get to orange flag with it?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@CodeBuns

Not him but I always get a weapon to Super Fresh before taking it into rank

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@eGremlin
You can't use a sweater as a onahole or maybe you can

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Gigastrength
Last time I checked you couldn't get a full S+ bar without cracks with Hydra

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
*wipes it all over face*
mmmm thats nice my dear

oh whats this?

*deep inhale*

mmmm very good, quite spicy indeed

*smears it around*

I can see you like to have a lot of fiber in your diet my sweet mmm

JunkTop
JunkTop

scatfags get out

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sir_Gallonhead
What is even good about getting to S rank if you cant even get to white flag with hydra?

hairygrape
hairygrape

a woomy's socked soles

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nude_Bikergirl
People still say that assfags aren't all also scat fetishists.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@hairygrape
I wanna suck on them!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methnerd
me too
!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@JunkTop
@Burnblaze

there is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to bathe in your inklings warm poopies

5mileys
5mileys

A WOOMIES DO NOT MAKE POO

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Burnblaze
You don't fucking group those who love a pair of nice child-bearing hips with those who aren't disgusted by shit.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BunnyJinx
So you wanna keep going or nah

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Anyone around to SR?

RumChicken
RumChicken

So it looks like we're getting the '89 tonight, I'm disappointing but not surprised...
Also looks like a lot of maps are getting changes, so that will be fun.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Deadlyinx
I'll play, I have you added already.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@VisualMaster
nah, because i have to got to work in a half hour.
9 hours gone

WebTool
WebTool

@kizzmybutt
Shame
@Deadlyinx
I'll join you then

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster

tfw you like s good pair of legs especially if they're clad in stockings, kneesocks etc.
foot fetishism is often paired with good leg art

Illusionz
Illusionz

@WebTool
Room's open now.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@happy_sad
Why are you complaining, we both win that way

Spamalot
Spamalot

I like the hydra but please don't give it do me when I wanna attempt a solo.

iluvmen
iluvmen

The N-ZAP '89 arrives in #Splatoon2 tomorrow morning!

https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/939208009766629377

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
why would anyone use this over vanilla

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TreeEater
See that Hydra on enemy team? He doesn't let you come through. What you gonna do, armor on it? It'll shred you. Sucker bomb in their general direction? Casually walks away. You need to harass them, make them feel the pressure.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Make the right choice, fellas.

farquit
farquit

what if your woomy kidnapped a squib and said made it

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
Suction bomb still lets you harrass and push though while he's waiting for it to explode. And they cost less ink and have less delay.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@hairygrape
are hydra a big enough threat that you would drop a special that counters every other weapon in the game

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw not attracted to squids and just want to participate in a cute christmas splatfest

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spamalot
Had to cut out my shitty attempt of a heart cause it was too long.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@happy_sad
tfw my pantyhose fetish made me start liking feet
Fuck, I blame all those footjobs

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Emberburn

I hate the fact that I know that feel

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I died in the end but this one at least this kinda shows off how you can get away from bullshit with the fucking hydra.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
@Burnblaze
received footjobs
likely enjoyed them
You were footfags all along.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
are hydras even a threat at all? who even uses this guy beside me?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@eGremlin
received footjobs
user, I'm talking about hentai and JAVs
and some JOI videos

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
only on very specific maps on specific modes with entire teams built around proteting them, so no not really.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberburn
@Burnblaze
Nothing wrong with feet lads, welcome :)

Booteefool
Booteefool

This shift makes me want to kill myself.

idontknow
idontknow

@Poker_Star
apparently it overtook all other splatlings in jap meta and steadily climbs towards top 10 weapons in leauge.
@Emberfire
again, sucker is more zoning than pressure, whereas auto is more pressure than zoning. they do different things, one says "don't go here" and other "don't do this".

Firespawn
Firespawn

@whereismyname
I dont know I beg to differ, it can be good in most situations if you are good with splatling guns

also same goes for playing as Symmetra

Techpill
Techpill

what if your woomy's eggs hatched and she suddenly began to smash her squibs and eat them and one of them got away and flopped over to you and hid behind you

Inmate
Inmate

@Techpill
cum on it and eat it as well

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Before anyone asks, I'm doing this for myself and in case people enjoy watching my pain and suffering.

And maybe people can learn stuff from my okay-ish kiting skills.

viagrandad
viagrandad

/vg/thread/198059026#p198059026
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/vg/thread/198059026#p198059026
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/vg/thread/198059026#p198059026

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
small break after this round pls

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Burnblaze
Is it talking about jumping over to the mast on the enemy side so you can reach their spawn directly? Or something else?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
Or not, good job on that grillerwave

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