/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #218

I TURNED MYSELF IINTO A DOKI, MC
I'M DOKI RIIIIIICK

Mon-ika!

People who want to stay in the general will stay in the general. People who would rather use Discord will use discord. Deal with it.

>Discord causing discord in the threads
Some chucklefuck is having a riot right now.

why does a retard get the quads fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Hey, that pic came from my post in the last page - nice.

first for tf2 engineer

Is the mighty necroanon in our presence today?

I love her too.

People that want to use Discord can look up a DDLC group for themselves. There's no need to advertise it, especially when it consistently causes shitflinging.

>unironically posting a discord link

Emerald green eyes of fire and desire.

I want to enter the loli slut.

This thread makes me want to die.

~chu

Why can't we just get a game with all happy endings? I just want the Dokis to be happy.
DDLC 2 when?

Sayori can eat
Yuri can eat
Monika can eat
Natsuki can try
But, that's about it

And submission

I want to hold hands with Yuri!

good

the less low IQ sayorifags around the better!

Just post thighs.

WHERE

IS THE FUCKING

POEM PROMPT

>ywn have lovey-dovey touchy-feely hand-holdy sex with Sayori

Ahaha... I'm a little slow, sorry, just a minute!

why even live

MO-NI-KA

this guy gets it

HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT

And i love her forever and ever!

I want to snuggle up to Yuri and spend all night reading a good book with her!

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M-ON-IK-A!

I want to lewd her deppression away.

Watersports with Sayori!

Yes

i just want a chocolate syrup handjob from yuri

is that too fucking much to ask?

No bulli Monikanon!

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What a pickle you've got yourself into.

Hawaiian vacation with natsuki!

This thread is proof that Natsukifags are cancer

Can we get a cont of the banepoemsting?

>chocolate syrup handjob
Wouldn't a blow job make more sense in that situation?

Only the best nuts for my special girl

Hello, hello, everyone! Is everyone doing well? I sure hope so!
Well, let's get some poetry going, yes?

Word of the thread is "predator"!
The two alternatives are 'divine' and 'disgrace'.

Um, so... If you want to write a poem, please consider using one of these three word (emphasis on the first one) as your theme or topic!
Of course, these words are just a suggestion and don't need to be used, but it helps if everyone uses a common word as it makes it easier to compare and contrast between ourselves. Plus it's a lot of fun when we all tackle the same challenge together!
Hopefully you feel the same way and can enjoy this one!

I'm sorry for taking so long, user...
Monika!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Icing blowjob with Natsuki!

>letting someone put their mouth near your dick

i find blowjobs disgusting.

Whatcha listenin' to?

This is what I'm listening to:
youtube.com/watch?v=S1CrYMEQk18

>tfw webmanon waa a victim of anti-sayori posting.

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but user bjs are nifty

I agree!
They're annoying

Playing water polo with Sayori!
Sayori struggling to swim!
She wears a big floatie for the rest of the day!

I'll never stop loving her.

Monikaanon
Takes too fucking long to post
What a huge disgrace

this i am just imagining me and dokis are dancing the night away in a old disco club with very old but fashionable clothing and moving and grooving music

Some discord drama will eventually occur and the resulting shit-flinging from that will spill over into the thread, resulting in an influx of namefags and tripfags starting arguments with each other every few hours.

It happens every time a general creates a mumble, irc, or discord channel, and it's going to happen to us because of fags like you.

i dont like the idea of someone putting my penis somewhere where they could have anything like open sores, cuts, infections etc

that includes assholes too

hands and vagene pls

youtube.com/watch?v=kU7LF5mYZkw

why is it that drama follows namefags? we even have it now with what scarce interaction there is.

im glad my /ddlc/ waifu has no drama

don't remind me

post more sonic

whoops forgot the music forhere:youtube.com/watch?v=Srv6cuPVRvU&t=2888s&ab_channel=videodrom83

If you jerk off with dirty hands you'll get vas defrens infections

it really fucking hurts

Is this the bully thread
Are we just gonna bully again

>somewhere where they could have anything like open sores, cuts, infections

I mean, that's basically anywhere, though

I read a tale once,
"The salmon of knowledge"

Great wisdom and truth was appointed to a young boy,
but unfortunately,
it clearly wasn't Monikanon.

Threadly reminder that sayoriBot is best bot.

>implying I wasn't talking about piss fetishism
Y-yeah totally! Water polo is fun!

well when you put it like that of course it's nasty, but hey if you don't like bjs then that's fine man.

>frienda
user is a dummy! user can't type!

that's the thing, i can see their hands. any open cuts or sores or uncleanliness can be seen. Not that I'd trust just my eyes anyway.

also asking someone to wash their hands is much less intrusive than asking them to brush their mouth and teeth, or have an antibacterial enema.

Who's your waifu?

every thread is a bully sayori thread!

her low self esteem and lack of self worth is low hanging fruit for us to feel better about ourselves! a stepping stone for our hope!

your welcome

I'm ashamed of myself. I took too much time, but thank you for writing something regardless! It really means a lot to me!

daily reminder

Well the "proper" way to give a handy is to wear a latex glove

But nobody does that

Monikanon is just as bad as any namefag

Signing off posts and acting with specific mannerisms whilst avatarfagging is just as recognisable as a name is

petition to shun monikanon until they either leave or stop the shit

WHY CANT WE JUST GET A DDLC 2?
WHY DOES DAN LIKE TO KEK US SO MUCH

Even in defeat
Monikaanon stands proud
His grace is divine

>ever insulting Monikanon

No
Fuck you
Poems have been in decline as is
Creativity and writing is what truly fuels the wholesomeness of this general
If that dies I'm leaving
Fuck you

They encourage poetry, and that's really it.
They're fine.

>It's another "bully Monikanon" episode

Don't listen to them. You are valuable and loved.

okay

Did Sayori make Monika an adult?

>a low hanging fruit
fucking STOP

Sayori!