/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, 15th of December:
1778 – American Revolutionary War: British and French fleets clash in the Battle of St. Lucia.
1791 – The United States Bill of Rights becomes law when ratified by the Virginia General Assembly.
1914 – World War I: The Serbian Army recaptures Belgrade from the invading Austro-Hungarian Army.
1970 – Soviet spacecraft Venera 7 successfully lands on Venus, the first successful soft landing on another planet
1978 – U.S. President Jimmy Carter announces that the United States will recognize the People's Republic of China and sever diplomatic relations with Taiwan

# Waggle Pastebin
pastebin.com/33A7wXdB

# Random Country Picker
orph.link/random

# News
DH DD 03/12
>forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/1058632/
DH 1.05 Patch 03/12
>forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/1058633/

# Archive (mods only)
>mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

# Where to get these games
>hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
READ THIS FIRST.
>pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>[V2] - Niggermod
mega.nz/#!KwYTTbzT!Q8uO8riuDrx1LA1hTUgJ4AkACOKaG0qWoRg2a2clH4U

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.9.2
pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>[V2] - Alternative Flag Pack V10
pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>[V2] - Cold War Enhancement Mod
github.com/settintotrieste/Victoria-2-Cold-War-Enhancement-Mod-CWE

>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy 0.3.1.7
pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>[HoI3] - Flavormod 1.1.2
pastebin.com/7ZBm2K3V

>[CK2] - After The End
github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>[CK2] - When the World Stopped Making Sense
github.com/loup99/WtWSMS

Old Thread:

What's your goal here? Destroy the papacy?

based thread

Because making threads 20 posts early is bullshit so i may as well heap some moron

What're you doing? Going to make all of SA BLACKED?

If you don't know what net neutrality is you shouldn't even be discussing it.

>you make thread 18 posts early
>"waah why are other people making thread wars"
look in the mirror kiddo

Not going to lie, loving the OP pic

One day every thread on this board will be /gsg/ and we'll finally be permabanned.
Screenshot this post.

What is the source?

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

>18 posts early
>4 posts deleted
you dont do math very well do you r&i

incredible falseflag

Do you even know what that word means or did you just reply to the wrong person?

why, yes?

How can he be falseflagging? He's saying to report and ignore shitposters. If he was falseflagging he'd be saying to encourage shitposting.

>niggers can get universities before 1860
Shouldn't this be fixed?

AI nigger can't, and playing as niggers is implausible anyway, see his conquest of transvaal.

You've got to love the fact leftists are so shit at humor that they think spamming exaggerated versions of what people they disagree with think is the peak of comedy.

"Holy" "Romans" to the north "Romans" to the east I have my city now I'm coming for my Empire

also if only Johan

Even a player nigger shouldn't be able to, there is no scenario no matter what that Zulu could westernise in 1859, especially assuming they've only been controlled by the player for less than 30 years at this point.

wrong image whoops sasuga roleplayer-chan

He only got universities (lmao) though, he's far from being westernized

So what, you're forming a kingdom from the duchies of Latium, Thrace, and some random German duchy or you're just going to blob all over the map?

Yeah but in all practical terms he essentially is westernized now. Universities make your RP gain incredibly high so he should be properly westernized by 1865, which is still unbelievable.

eat up any Muslims I can in Tunis mb Tripoli form up a Kingdom of Rome and take it from there, fighting HRE or ERE is a pipedream for awhile

Are you reforming Rome?

If you're okay with powergaming you can make an antipope, press his claim on the papacy, and then you can get free claims on every catholic duchy/county from him that he'll always grant because you're his liege.

Keep mocking patriots if you want, because we all know you worship moloch.

You should have caroused with him, become his friend, and converted to norse.

it's Johan he's only to be used and abused

Thanks!

>not drinking his semen to absorb his essence
do you know anything about paganism bro

I don't get why you always post this, Robbie. He looks better than 90% of blacks.

hmm

What am I supposed to be seeing here?

made tributes out of Pisa and Genoa making some bandz

HoI4 is a better game than DH.
>play KR for DH as totalist mosley
>railroaded into being a cuck, have to support radical socialists in the ACW and Spanish civil war, can't deviate from this nearsighted view of politics that all socialists are together and they're mutually exclusive with every other ideology
>try KR4 for goy4 as Mosley
>can fund Huey in America despite him being a "national populist", which for some reason is considered the polar opposite of totalism, ensuring a AUS victory in North America and a hugely powerful ally against monarchist Canada
Honestly it's pretty much confirmed at this point you're all faux grognards clinging to some vague notion of "acceptable" games when the reality is if you actually cared about mechanics and grand strategy in general you'd abandon your nearsighted and rose tinted view of the past and choose games based on their ability to properly depict every facet of grand strategy, including the notion of believable realpolitik such as the example I've given.

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Where is the Pope now?

I just bought eu4 and wondered If there ist any way to get something out of an ai war when called in as an ally.
I never get any land or ducats for it and it seems like seperate peace Deals arent an option.

Also would you recommend hoi or dh?

what a shitty nonargument

you probably didn't know you can fund practically anyone in dh, without any need for events

>91 seconds apart
>94 seconds apart

two of these posts are me

The other two are me

being hosted by some duke apparently

>nigger

I WANT MAYO NOW

>poor little white guy
Apparently it killed 70k people in Zanzibar between 1869 and 1870. Don't know when it first reached South Africa though.
Oranje struggled with Basotho for a long time, it's not as unrealistic as you think really.

trash thread

Johansson what do I do to him?

Fucking brutal. It was my main source of income and the game vanished with half of its population for fun.

This is the ideal post-Second Weltkrieg map. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

teach that pagan cuck a lesson he'll never forget

rape him
if you for some reason don't have the rape mod, have hi come of age and seduce him and make him your gay lover
Kill Johan's line

>doomstack hour
Why do people still play this game again?

>rape mod
Torture mod works for the current version?

>wins war
>automatically loses entire army forever

Goodnight my prince.

KARA BOGA wins again
wh*Te dogs never learn

HoI4 is a better game than DH.
>play KR for DH as totalist mosley
>railroaded into being a cuck, have to support radical socialists in the ACW and Spanish civil war, can't deviate from this nearsighted view of politics that all socialists are together and they're mutually exclusive with every other ideology
>try KR4 for goy4 as Mosley
>can fund Huey in America despite him being a "national populist", which for some reason is considered the polar opposite of totalism, ensuring a AUS victory in North America and a hugely powerful ally against monarchist Canada
Honestly it's pretty much confirmed at this point you're all faux grognards clinging to some vague notion of "acceptable" games when the reality is if you actually cared about mechanics and grand strategy in general you'd abandon your nearsighted and rose tinted view of the past and choose games based on their ability to properly depict every facet of grand strategy, including the notion of believable realpolitik such as the example I've given.

is his line dead?

stupid post, 0 meme potential

Yes.

Reminder that Huey Long did nothing wrong

I guess the truth hurts, liquor baby.

is this the new pasta? w8 i'll waggle my willy

lel at that churchill quote

victoria II is shit and so are you what's your point

What's with all the autistic memes in this place? I posted a game with Germany yesterday and I got swarmed by "HAHAHA GROßGERMANIUM XDDD" posts. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT A NEW PLAYER TO POST YOU FUCKING AUTISTS??

And before that I asked a simple question on how I crack the game and I again got swarmed by fucking autists with all their unfunny inside jokes. Fuck you and fuck those games, they are literally one of the most boring shit I've ever touched. Also fuck the guy in /twg/ who suggested I try out those autistic map painting simulators and "ask for guidance on the /gsg/ general and they will help you". Bunch of manchildren.

kek

They're getting more immigrants than the US right now.

SEETHING

Which one do I take now?

You stop playing Neo-HPM and install 0.3.7

Xhosa

NDebele

>the earliest known set of laws
>6. If a man violates the right of another and deflowers the virgin wife of a young man, they shall kill that male.

unsure if this is based or white

We're hosting a Victoria 2: Cold War Experience MP session in 15 minutes.

Does anyone wish to join? Please respond.

I actually wanted to, but it's far too late here now.

See:The onlywhere it's still early is America, and they haven't bought their LAN gaming pass for only $6,000,000.

Join dude.

Most are pure japanese-brazilians or whites, so it's whatever.

Most are Koreans and Filipinos actually.

dark world kinda sucks for a porn mod

why does this general attract such a high volume of leftypol shitposting

/brit/ is just leftypol now, so they have migrated elsewhere

that makes a lot of sense, there is a lot of overlap between /gsg/ and /brit/

No there isnt its just that russian guy spams brit speak

shouldn't surprise you that there are bongs here I'm one of them

Where from?

don't meme me London

>tfw leftybong

>taking a random chunk of Moldavia
>France owns an entirely German-speaking portion of Switzerland
>Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia, and Bulgaria exist
>Yugoslavia doesn't exist
>Denmark is annexed by Germany
>Scandinavia isn't unified
3/10 weak attempt at a good map

eh lad i'm not always avilable for shitposting, you overestimate my factor

don't forget gennygoy is still around

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>don't forget gennygoy is still around
No he isn't

do you guys fuck with this colour for a Roman restoration Kingdom or should I reroll?

Where in London?

East bordering West