/palg/ - Paladins General

Final call for requests for the one idiot going to the Expo, I'll try to do what I can assuming it won't get me fucked over.

Tell them to stop nerfing mobility, for fuck's sake.
Tell them that people want to play Paladins because the characters actually have options and can adapt and juke and move. If we didn't want that, we'd play Overwatch.

Ask them if they're really going to only make hitscan auto rifle characters from now on and if so it's a huge mistake because it only draws shitter kids who don't spend money, and the more you attract slavshit kids too poor for CSGO, the less inclination adult men like me willing to spend money on the game have to spend money on the game.

get a baseball bat, have holt and any member of the art team that's available sign it, then have it taken away at the airport and be lost forever

they clearly nerfed mobility for terminus

They could just make Terminus only slower, instead of punishing everybody.

lol you clearly don't know the vast majority of the paladins community

>For terminus
>Not for shitters who can't aim for shit

Ask Holt to knock you up in the park

I mean people with a brain, not 10 year old BRs.

Well come on mate, we all know that's not Hi-Rez's target audience.

Ask when are they going to listen to the community and add a loli champ.

A cute loli champ, not a weird looking gremlin like Maeve

Make a sign that says #REVERTOB64 and try to show it from the audience onto the stream cameras.

they are listening to the community, that's why there's no lolishit in game

Non meme question, ask what they think about the rapidly dwindling playerbase, what are the causes and if they have any plan in mind to reverse the situation.

this

My eyes have yet to meet another beauty that even comes remotely close to hers. She is simply incomparable, as is my never tiring love for her.
I will not falter, not now and not ever. Our sacred union is not to be disturbed, and I could not be happier to have her at my side to love and cherish every day.

Wonder if there will be a Ying orgy at the expo with all the cosplayers?

get a pig hat and take a picture with pixie

stop bullying pixie

hold the fuck up, did they do something to the daily logins? mine got resetted and i haven't missed a single day so far, also, the diamond chest from quests got resetted as well

>people don't even fucking read
Go back to the forums.

read what nigger? i cant find anything about it

>Daily Progress Resets In:
Jesus fucking Christ, it's right there near the bar.

What time does HRX start?

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yesterday it said 27 days, user, unless 648 hours went by in the span of a day, i dont think thats something it should happen

No it didn't. Yesterday literally had an extra 1 hour extra after the dailies were reset. Unless once again, everything works fine on my machine and no one else.

>daily progress resets
>still get 7 crystals and 35 vip points when completing the quest instead of 4
>diamond chest quest is only at 1/40 instead of 3/40
can they do one thing right?

Evidently no.

give loli champ

No

Degenerates are not allowed in this general.

give trap champ

>Hi "we hate mobility" Rez
>release mischief
What did they mean by this?

>mischief
what

Pip's new leggo

What kind of console is this 'terminus' thing?

remembering old friends

>Hi "we hate mobility" Rez
>release Kinessa's new legendary

hirez wants you to pay for mobility

this. high mobility used to be an innate part of characters' kits, now they stripped them out and buffed the cards

OBSORB will never not make me laugh.

I want to marry yingposter so I can wake up to daily love notes and feel warm fuzzies

ying cuckquean lore when?

I'm sorry user, but my heart already belongs to the most special girl in this world.
I'm sure you can find someone to love you though, don't give up!

Would making all skills/legendaries that do a specific percentage of max hp into skills/legendaries that just do a set amount of damage fix the ttk?

do (You) have fun playing this game?

You do realize those skills are fucking terrible, right?

There's no fixing the TTK at this point unless they just nerf almost every champ's damage, which they will never do because it would make the kiddies angry.

>we want cb audience
No thanks

t. bronze kiddie

t. cardboard

Only when I'm playing Makoa and I press E

>projecting
lol

yes

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>SHITMITE
>not SHITE
ye had one wee job lad

should i buy another 8000 crystals pack?

The SHITMITE meme doesn't work anymore since Paladins is now a worse game than Smite.

What would you spend it on?

>shite

vip points and gold chests to get angel seris and maeve's calling card emote

>PUSH WEHICLE

I think you are trying to bamboozle me, user.

>rabies' age obsession gets a mention

d-delete this

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HOT YOUNG TALENT

>remember timezones exist
>realize it's been 1-5 am in China when you play
>laugh because perma advantage because playing vs zombies
>remember queue time is under 2 minutes even in the middle of the night
>cry

I'm not surprised the Chinese version is more popular when it's managed so much better.

I got rejected but I'll never stop trying to earn your love though ying is purer

>he doesn't know owl people exist
Queue legit get better at 1-4 am

still under level 30 so everyone is a moron

Which ones were bugged for you

But it's currently afternoon in china?

At least people who don't sleep are better at games. Look at the pic on the main menu they all have raccoon eyes

reminder paladicks smite will rule 2018 the game will surpass paladicks and your general will soon turn into /smgen with paladicks post surface once in a blue moon

>Crystal Rewards reduced from 7 to 4
>Get two quests with crystal rewards
Hm.

Umm, Shite and Paladicks are done, it's Tribes Royale time, sweetie.

Mischief Pip is so fucking good
>less damage
>constant cc
>constant heal
>weightless allmost all of the time
>never have to reload

umm....no season 5 of smite will shake the moba foundation maggot 2018 will be the year of smite

I'm so depressed I've decided to start playing Smite.

play scylla

>twitter.com/kusqt/status/948260506388828165
HRX looks fun.

>That is some next level bad, that really takes something special
S-Stop bullying me pretty hair.

MAEVE !!!

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>new to the game and grinding out levels so I can play comp
>play game where we get absolutely shit on
>pip calls the team retards and afks
>check his stats at the end
>500 healing

Also since I'm going to start playing comp soon, are Inara and Maeve good? I've been playing them both pretty good and liking them.

Kill Maeve
Fuck Pip
Marry Inara
Yes this is for comp.