/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #700

max is best girl and best waifu

Hello everyone!

It has been a while but we haven't sung any Before the Storm songs so we thought it might be fun to do a /lisg/ sings again.

The song we are going to be singing is "No Below" by Speedy Ortiz.

youtube.com/watch?v=yDJ1YWvlIB8

>How do I record this?
Use Audacity or something, there are plenty of programs that do this. If you don’t have a mic just use your phone.
Try singing the whole song in 1 go. If you don't want to do the whole song, that's fine. Sing the part you like, it'll be edited in at the right 'time'.
Make sure it is JUST YOUR VOICE. No song in the background.

>Okay how do I send in my files?
Email your files to [email protected]
You can add them in the attachment or upload them somewhere where the files can be downloaded from. Try to avoid Vocaroo as it makes the quality shit.

>When is the deadline
You can send in your files till the 17th of January.
If you’re a little later it’s not too bad, the editing won’t start right away but try to do it before then.

>I can’t sing!!!
No one gives a shit, it’s just for fun. You don't have to be embarrassed. Try to join when you can! The more the merrier.

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

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anti-pricefield bot user btfo

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

Reminder, that Max's body was designed for Victoria's pleasure.

Thank you for your understanding.

The bot guy had a better OP pic.

A L W A Y S

Go fuck yourselfie.

Who's the artist for this?

Molli a best

>Chloe's ideal night.jpeg

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

How is this coming along? Have you gotten many submissions?

What's Alice grumpy about?

It's good to see Horny again, thank you based molli!

i just finished an hour ago

i thought sera od'd on heroine and chloe was talking to her ghost using her ghost talking/ crazy power

Every single let'splayer thought it was a dream. Some of them never realize that it was real. I thought it was a dream at first too. It's poor writing.

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goat got the first bite of cake.

didnt she get injected with like a whole syringe of heroine? how did she not die and how did she have a coherent conversation

Again, bad writing. Apparently in an early version of the game it was possible for her to die or for Chloe to save her. The mill scene got butchered in development.

Did Chloe ever stand a chance?

Things are getting hot in here

would Max and Chloe engage in spit play?

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that is to say spit in each others mouth.

>they didnt even wear socks during the whole play thing

Did Chloe finally trade in her truck for some new wheels? Or does she still have it and her and Max went in on that car together?

If they both wanted to, then yeah.

Of course not. Rachel put literal months of preparation into Operation Price is Right

bonus episode when

Mid February

Alice cleans up nicely

>Rachel wears shoes in her bed
>Does not wear shoes while walking around school and the school parking lot

>Operation Price is Right

Why can I imagine Rachel scribbling this shit on her day planner after finding out about the secret Firewalk show on Miss Arcadia Bay

Max's experiment with magic must have had even more untended side-effects. While Chloe, Kate, and Vic were turned into fluffy animals, Alice became human. Maybe Lisa too.

Number 700 wow, what can I say. I love you all and thanks for being along for this ride, this community has been amazing and cool and insightful and just wow. SO glad I got into this franchise. Molli is OP btw. I'm done with my blog until #800

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do you think /lisg/ will make it to 1,000?

congrats on 700

Chloe deserved this.

Yes. Chloe licks up Maxs pussy juices then spits into Maxs mouth

probably in 10 months at this rate

Same! I wonder where we'll be when #800 rolls around. Hopefully talking about how great S2 is.

Absolutely.

why did max ignore chloes messages?

Amazingly they all retained their human personalities

Apparently coming in Another Version of the Truth. Asked the author not to be a dick and he said Zack played that role.

We all make mistakes, we all hurt somebody at some point.

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reminder that Chloe in the shower reset the affection metre. Rachel fucking adores her scent.

>more delusional Amberprice fics
*yawn*

>Rachel when she gets a hit of them pheromones

I usually hate fanfics but I actually like that one because I loved the James/Chloe dynamic in BtS and wish it was explored more there, and it has a heavy amount of that.

I asked the writer about that, because James is great (Sera is shaping up that way as well) in it. I won't spoiler, but if he's sticking to his plan, then it's going to be great.

>Chloe's ideal night later on.jpeg

oh... okay...

Why is the car more damaged in the past?

Because D9 can't into consistency

Poor Steph.

HOLY SHIT 700! Congrats, /lisg/!

Thank you for the lovely image (and all the lovely ones you have done in the past), Molli!
Horny is GOAT goat

FOREVER

Easily. Remember we have Farwell, season 2, and probably a Pricefield game eventually. We went 2 years with nothing but fanfics and discussions

Not the same car

>probably a Pricefield game eventually
Don't toy with my heart.

It's gotta be posted with that image
youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

I figure Chloe will keep the truck as long as it runs. Maybe she picked up a muscle car with some money and fixed it up with David when they started being on better terms. Chloe and a Charger are like a perfect match.
Max probably has her own ride eventually as well.

>Alice and Dorothy celebrating Thread #700

Thank you Molli and please keep being you :)

I bet Alice bought her sister a detective mystery novel for the occasion.

Cutest girl since Thread #1
Cutest girl then, now, and always

cause she's an autistic bitch

I'm glad somebody else was thinking it

>Chloe lets Max take pictures of her in a swimsuit on top of her restored Charger
>Max keeps these photos to herself

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I could see Max having a private album full of shots of Chloe that don't get shared anywhere else.
They also test the Charger's suspension by giving it a "test" in the backseat.

It may happen, it may not.
The general feeling seems to be one hype, hesitation, and some doubt. It would be amazing to see more Max and Chloe, but it may also cause more problems.

One of the things that has been shown over the past threads is that /lisg/ truly has a diverse, but awesome, taste in music.

Oh my.

>I just called to tell you that I miss you my old friend
>Burnin' the midnight oil again

So is it about William or Max?

Just a country song they wrote for the game, probably about both William and Max for the context.
I find Chloe having a side of her that likes country and possibly redneck stuff absolutely adorable.

You all understand there is absolutely 0 way the series can end happily, right?

SOMEONE will die tragically as is protocol with these sappy ass games.

That's not Kate

I hope the bunnies got to eat that delicious cake after their photo session.

>Redneck
Chloe and Rachel both seemed kind of redneck there at the end

Can rabbits even eat cake? Might not sit too well on their delicate digestive system.

Rachel's from California. She's like 100% beach girl.
Chloe has a redneck side to her with Arcadia Bay and her parents.

They will.

It could be a rabbit treat made to look like a cake.

Hmm actually no. Sugar and processed food is bad for their tummies.

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maiqueti has really great art. I just wish she wasn't so liberal with the watermarks. I get why she is I just wish it didn't have to be this way. I have been thinking about buying some stickers from her shop, though.

Eek. Let's hope was right, then.

>Rachel's from California. She's like 100% beach girl.
Yeah, but as with everything, Rachel had many sides
I guess for her it was more of the "beach bum" type of redneck to Chloe's "skater" slightly more white trash version
Meanwhile Max is the one with a slight hint of a southern accent but is the straight up white middle-class Pacific Northwesterner

Wonder where Joyce was originally from, she had a pretty heavy southern accent