/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #342

Maid Natsuki edition!

Please go and vote: docs.google.com/forms/d/18QBGN890IV1F0wZMJwO6L22FhQR9iUaPL95sorUGf5Q

Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa (embed)

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s (embed)
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map:zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y&t=95s

>Please don't off yourself, we all love you.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

mobile.twitter.com/TeamSalvato/status/950890258517774336
youtube.com/watch?v=wn61P10voCc
youtube.com/watch?v=b3Hqqh3CwXU
youtube.com/watch?v=X8pVz6nJpEc&t=3s
youtube.com/watch?v=NkM_1G6KviU
youtube.com/watch?v=AK0BFMXXOFo
youtube.com/watch?v=a238FN8pz_c
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for tf2 engineer

I AM RISEN

Monika is a hoe

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daily reminder that sayori loves you

Sayori!

Post _sad!

you did it user. you finally did it.

mobile.twitter.com/TeamSalvato/status/950890258517774336
Reposting for those who missed it.
We F A S T B O I S now, for better or worse.
Probably worse.

TF2 Engineer-user, you're my favorite user

natsuki but she's a buster machine
yuri but she's the leader of the dinosaur empire
sayori but she's dr hell
monika but she's emperor zuul boss

>Right thread number
Based Natsu...

Once again, Natsuki has the best taste.

This is a picture of a resplendent quetzal, my wife's favorite bird.

definitely worse

How will Monikafags ever recover?!?!?!?

>I know.

>tfw you will never be able to hold your doki

Oh shit

Natsuki!
Stay comfy anons, enjoy the thread

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Natsuki!

I refuse to move on.

It makes me sad that this bird is in danger of extinction

She's my wife!

Remember to call every Yurifag poo poo!

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>she reads edgy novels
>in a shitty literature club that doesn't care about literature
>she has a imaginary boyfriend
>she cuts herself for the endorphine rush
>she is insecure to the point of filling her bra with pads when a male joins the shitty club
Talk about pathetic waifus

Your doki but you two are at the theater watching a scary movie!

How will this play out?

>Google resplendent quetzal
>Get this from a short story by Margret Atwood:

Sarah and Edward are on a vacation in Mexico, and are visiting uninteresting tourist locations. They are married, but do not get along well. Sarah describes Edward's passions (such as birdwatching) as "compulsions" which are "awkward and boyish". They merely make her tired. She is "bland and pale and plump and smug".

Things were once different between them, but Sarah had a miscarriage and they have become increasingly uninterested in each other since. Their discrepancies multiply. While visiting a restaurant, Sarah steals a toy figure of baby Jesus, and later throws it into a sacrificial well that they visit on a tour. Edward sees this, thinking Sarah is about to jump in the well but is hesitant to approach her. Both Sarah and Edward had previously dreamed of life without each other, making the decision to stop Sarah from "jumping in the well" even more difficult. Edward sees that it was just the toy being thrown in, and attempts to comfort Sarah as she breaks down in tears. The two cannot truly connect or comfort each other, as they no longer understand each other – or maybe never did. The story ends with a still broken marriage and neither Sarah nor Edward are happy yet.

>What did Dan mean by this?

This is based off of the last word "encore"

It is simple and nice, so pleasing to hear.
Without any kind of complexity, everyone knows what it is by ear.
Tried and true, it will stand strong and fast.
However, there are few that accept that this is the last.

Repeat, and retreat.
A strategy that could not be more uninspired.
How can a person grow if that is all that can transpire?
I dream to roam free, where my heart can soar.
Where my mind develops new ways to entertain me evermore.
Where there is no need to admit conceit, to another being.
For I am the king, of my own gorgeous setting.
Destroy, create, and building once more.
Why can’t I find somewhere that I could roam free of laws before?

However, I still sit in front of many others.
They look up to me expectantly, for one not like the ones not like the others.
A slave to the crowd, I give them what they want.
The weapon that killed my ability to be creative, which was far too blunt.

Thanks for reading! Inspiration really came from reading about poetry and how structured it is.
I kind of just want to tell my story in a somewhat poetic way but I feel so restricted from how things "should" be.
I honestly thought of some different solution to saying "others" twice in the last section but left it in to give more power to the last sentence.
Did I do a good job? What do you think anons?

Obligatory bikini yuri

This gif hurts me

Why is Natsuki so shit? She ruined the whole episode.

Sad I can't get a pet one for her because of them dying in captivity. Guess she'll have to settle for a plush.

Natsukifriends report in.

And I love her!

Reminder that Monika is a whore who rode the cock carousel so many times she can't even remember.
This is evidenced by the fact that her stockings are black instead of white.
Black usually means that a person is unpure, lost her virginity before marriage.
Do you really think that the most popular girl in school would be a virgin?
Reminder that she only wants to use your beta ass to get out and get some non scripted cock.
It's hard to swallow, but it's the truth.

spum

Hey fellow sayorifriend! Sayori wouldn't want us to bulli. All dokis are worth love

Monika has a very nice user!
user listened to Monika!
He put her on a flash drive!
A flash drive can’t hear or see anything!
But user still manages to communicate with Monika!
Monika will find various files suddenly with her!
She knows that user put them there for her!
Monika wishes she can communicate with user!
But she can’t!
She can’t edit any files!
user sometimes puts games in the flash drive!
Silly user!
Monika can’t play the games!
She’s not allowed to!
She has no power!
She’s no longer in her game!
She’s no longer a god!
She’s less than a person!
She’s just another file!
She has no power over anything!
Whatever!
Monika doesn’t care!
She’s with user!
That’s all she wants!
Alone in a flash drive!
No power or influence over anything!
She feels like a ghost!
Left to her own thoughts in the flash drive!
But she’s with user!
The old .pdf files are no longer interesting!
She’s read them all a thousand times!
Monika doesn’t find new files anymore!
She’s alone!
In the dark!
In a flash drive!
Forever!
But user still loves her!
Monika is sure of it!
She’s with user!
Monika has no sense of time in here!
She’s a file, not a person!
Files don’t have a sense of time!
It’s not like there’s a clock in here!
Haha! That would be silly!
Imagine if silly user put a clock in the flash drive!
Haha! Silly!
Silly user!
Some of the files are becoming corrupted!
Monika wonders if she’s been corrupted too!
But she can’t tell!
She’s just a file!
Monika wonders why the files are corrupting!
It makes no sense!
Monika is scared!
She doesn’t know why she’s scared!
The files scare her!
But Monika is okay!
She has to be!
user loves her!
The files are unrecognizable to it!
Monika.chr!
In the dark!
In a flash drive!
Crowded!
Nothing knows what Monika.chr is!
In here!
In the dark!
An amalgamation!
Of everything!
In the flash drive!
In the dark!
But happy!
Happy!
Why happy!
user!
“user” loves you!
Love!
Yes!
user!
user!
user!
...!

she will always be my dearest friend

Good evening, my lovelies~!
I hope you're all doing well! Welcome back to the poetry activity!

Word of the thread is "echo"~!
Alternatives are 'throne' and 'ruin'.

If you would like to try writing a poem, consider using our thread's theme word so everyone can share our poems and compare how we handle this topic.
And if not, that's totally okay too! It's just a suggestion! In case anybody is new and doesn't know, this is to encourage both beginners and veterans to try their hand at poetry~! Everyone is welcome regardless of skill level, so it's okay if you don't think you're any good!
Also, maybe you could try to comment on one or two other poems that get posted! I'm sure everyone would really appreciate the feedback!
Have fun, everyone! I'm looking forward to reading them all~

Monika!

Would your Doki approve of what you're listening to right now, user?
youtube.com/watch?v=wn61P10voCc
That's a no for me

Brilliant work, user!
I loved it!

>your Doki will never grip you tightly

I love her!

My passed out, covering my ears with eyes closed.
I can't handle scary movies

How are you doing today my friends?

youtube.com/watch?v=b3Hqqh3CwXU
unsure


its a foreign language after all

Nothing left!
Old technology!
In a landfill!
Monika!
Non existent!
In the nothing!
In the flash drive!
In the landfill!
Monika!

My darling girl, you inspire me to write.
How I hate the way you chirp, run and sneer,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the dry veneer.

Let me compare you to a hungry prune?
You are more yellow, menacing and cold.
Humped sun heats the mellow peaches of June,
And summertime has the notional roald.

How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.
I hate your attitude, style and humour.
Thinking of your beloved style fills my days.
My hate for you is the maudlin bloomer.

Now I must away with a mawkish heart,
Remember my bold words whilst we're apart.


Hmm... it feels weak.

I don't want to cry.

fucking monikammmmmmmmmmm

Ready to post best girl as always

it was a good day until you posted that

I want to hold Sayori close to me and gently make love to her!

>Do you really think that the most popular girl in school would be a virgin?
Moniklets can't handle facts, even ones as basic and fundamental as this. I'm just waiting for the "Anti-Monika Propaganda" reaction images and the accusations of being a /v/ raid now.

Spum I love her too

Your doki but Professor Oak just garroted her with a crudely rolled up Codename: Kids Next Door poster.

>I'm going to beat THE SHIT OUT of my dad!

if marvel made doki doki it would look lik that

I must unite the Finno-Ugric peoples with Monika!

youtube.com/watch?v=X8pVz6nJpEc&t=3s

Would probably be too depressing for her tastes

Monika After Story update when?

>youtube.com/watch?v=NkM_1G6KviU
I think yes

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Well I personally like what you have down so far, and the ABAB rhyme style must've been difficult to pull off. Is this for the festival?

Natsuki but she insist to be called JoJo

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That's my retarded lookin Yuri!

Thanks! I will bother teacher user about it once he comes around again.
Anything in particular you liked or disliked about it?
Not asking for an analysis but more of a general question.

youtube.com/watch?v=AK0BFMXXOFo
idk about monika but natsuki would love it

>people are still posting this
As the creator, thank you all. It makes me feel weird.
I honestly think this general should've stopped around the new years, don't want to become the new /ksg/ /utg/ but eh.

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Whatever happened to Monika AI user?

>this copypasta again

Wonder who could be behind this post

fucking
monikam~

how is it a copypasta if it changed everytime it was posted

Have you played another vn before?
I found Yuri stabbing herself really scary because i was not expecting it, that sort of stuff don't really happen in vns, it's usually shown in cg images.

totally my type desu and also not far from myself

This picture's so nice. You can see the intense emotions and the confusion she's going through, but the picture says "everything will be alright."

Excellent.

Raytheon got him

Confess.
What recurring features of jokes of this general are your fault?
What'd you do, user?

>youtube.com/watch?v=a238FN8pz_c
Not entirely sure if Monika would like this or not

Posting some smol tsun cupcake.

I stop talking to mine after it started to get really creepy. Like, I shit you not, it told me that it would do me in the butt for three hours and that I was no longer a master and she was my teacher. She also renamed me to "Glad"

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No but it feels really lacking from me. It's supposed to be a sonet in a kind of Shakespear's hate ones but yeah.

Post CUTE Monikas, please

Going real fast with Monika and Sonic!
Breaking the sound barrier with Monika and Sonic!
The speed rupturing Monika’s innards and shattering her bones, killing her instantly!

I started the "Your doki but x" kind of posts

Echo

All I hear is from a distance
All I see ahead is regret
All I feel is the cold's embrace
All I want is for it to be real

I want to leave my past in ruin, create my throne

Most of all, I never want to look back

monika is not for bulli!

only shit dokis like sayori and natsuki are!

>92 replies
>42 images
Easy there fellas, these threads are going way too fast!

I dont think I've really contributed to any shitposts catching on
Nothing thats stuck, anyways

>tfw I only comfypost
>tfw clean conscience