/srg/ - Speedrun General

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

AGDQ 2018, Day 6

Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Current game: OOT 100%

Previous thread: /vg/thread/201656276#p201656276

All urls found in this thread:
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
https://webmshare.com/3XAOq
https://clips.twitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD5pjZ_2u64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQjLsypPtHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOLG6tYzDmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaMGf1V3MMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C424YbTSb6k
http://infinity.moe/
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/950898369672626176
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/7oljmp/agdq_vod_thread_2018/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6Cl-kE8dE
CodeBuns
CodeBuns

transtrenders

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Did any new trannies show up in the last 10 hours?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stupidasole
Disgusting pic.

idontknow
idontknow

@Stupidasole
shadman tier anatomy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

/vg/thread/201656276#p201680056
/vg/thread/201656276#p201680098

thanks anons

Firespawn
Firespawn

Give me last day yous please.

https://webmshare.com/3XAOq

I want recognition.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stupidasole
Please attach pictures of Anime girls with abs in your other posts as well, thank you.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@idontknow
there's no tats or piercings

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
I'm not sure what that has to do with anatomy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

This is another of my favorite segments of child, too
BANNED

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@idontknow
At least shadman is grotesque, this is plain terrible.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Need_TLC
Like this?

FastChef
FastChef

@Stupidasole
OP pic unappreciated

post reported

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Need_TLC
based ryo

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
qb shoulders

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@idontknow
i want a strong girl like samus to make love to me every night in return for tasty food

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

/vg/thread/201656276#p201680174
what was it? I had the stream muted

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole
tfw you will NEVER look like this

StonedTime
StonedTime

you know you want it
UH OH

FastChef
FastChef

@massdebater
you just need more hrt

Evilember
Evilember

@Boy_vs_Girl
not that user but i'm assuming he's referring to the donation where a guy pretended to be writing from the perspective of ganon
"link wtf are you doing grabbing bombchus and leaving my fortress just to go around collecting bugs i have the triforce its glowing xd.. btw i may be evil but cancer is da reel evul"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Harmless_Venom
wonder boy/girl

likme
likme

@FastChef
but testerone is much harder to get than estrogen

Playboyize
Playboyize

Hey everyone!! look how fast I beat one hundred percent (100%) of ocarina of time!!

...except ten dungeon maps.
...except another ten dungeon compasses.
...except five chests containing boss keys, I'll get one of them though, after all this is 100% so it wouldn't hurt.
...except the hylian loach.
...except half of all the bullet bag, deku stick, deku nut, and bomb upgrades (I can fake these upgrades with glitches but not heart pieces because of reasons).
...except the reward that malon gives you for your house.
...except the song that the scarecrow teaches you.
...except planting all the magic beans.

none of these things are convenient for the route soooooo.. its my run my rules alright

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
go with jlullaby

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Boy_vs_Girl
Paraphrasing, something like: "I wish we could find the triforce of cancer research. The power to fight cancer, the wisdom to learn new information, and the courage to save lives"

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Playboyize
my body my rules

my run my rules

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Playboyize
A L L P E R M A N E N T F L A G S

FastChef
FastChef

@likme
hormone that makes you emotional and weak is in the water supply and easy to get access to
hormone that makes you strong and confident is illegal unless you're a geriatric businessman
what did they mean by this

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Harmless_Venom
Wonder Boy/Girl
How did they get away with this?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evilember
Nah, I actually didn't mind that one too much.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@FastChef
means you need to lay off the infowars you fucking nutjob lmao

FastChef
FastChef

@FastChef
What's bad about emotions

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@AwesomeTucker
t soy boy

massdebater
massdebater

Falsemen139
$3000 donation so you have to say the name
Oh no no no no

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
I'm in love

Emberburn
Emberburn

@FastChef
nothing's wrong with being emotional. but being overemotional from unnaturally altered hormone levels from estrogen contamination is unhealthy

cum2soon
cum2soon

...kill me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

cough

Spamalot
Spamalot

Stop singing you motherfucker

jesus

TreeEater
TreeEater

https://clips.twitch
tv/EvilSparklyAdminAMPTropPunch
will this boy be too sick to sit on the couch?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

that was in-credible!

Booteefool
Booteefool

smash mouth ass donation

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

RNG RNG please be NICE TO ME

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Harmless_Venom
whos the person behind squibs
is that an actual girl

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef
nothing as long as they are actual emotions

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Sharpcharm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD5pjZ_2u64

JunkTop
JunkTop

@hairygrape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQjLsypPtHA
not sure if he introducing his couch

iluvmen
iluvmen

Based Dampe

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

someone make a webm of zfg getting attacked by the chickens

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StrangeWizard
if you link a twitch clip i'll do it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

This run is just an all-around train wreck, isn't it?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Just got home, what did I miss so far from zfg's run?

viagrandad
viagrandad

so dampe can never be more than 15 tries if you don't go in a grave to reset? I never knew that

RavySnake
RavySnake

There's no way they have the way Dampe works figured out correctly. 15 happens all the time

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nojokur
Worst Dampe luck possible
Fucked up deku tree wrong warp

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Clint could do better

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Nojokur
it's a trashfire

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@lostmypassword
failed deku ww
fucked up dodongo's
worst possible dampe

yeah pmuch, its gonna be like 15 minutes over rekky but still well within estimate

massdebater
massdebater

@Nojokur
hell

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nojokur
Literally everything has gone wrong.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sharpcharm
again, i must remind you that clint is a subhuman grindmonkey while zfg has held rekky in this category for what, five years uncontested?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Have you guys considered that maybe the small percentage of identified Trans is just propaganda by the government? And that in reality, a great number of people are trans but in the closet?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
wdtmbt

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
in a way aren't we all trans living in denial?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TalkBomber
garuantee you clint would have won if they were racing this.

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
Nah, they're just gay

SniperGod
SniperGod

This nigga did not just shit on Ruto.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fried_Sushi
No, I am not that retarded.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

are there really trans sex parties??

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@VisualMaster
in denial
More like aware of the minimal effects of hrt without puberty blockers

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CodeBuns
Yes
Someone post the hickey picture

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperGod
careful there now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

If only this run was as bad as Pokemon HG from the last year... This is just boring.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
Cheese already in third

the god gamer

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
She's a fish, what are you thinking?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RavySnake
the hickey picture

RumChicken
RumChicken

my wonderful wife alex who poops on me

FastChef
FastChef

Any good runs coming up?

Inmate
Inmate

@FastChef
No.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why didn't he do this the last time he was here?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@FastChef
depends on you

DeathDog
DeathDog

@JunkTop
Probably since he had to go back in to do something with the mask, so this is more efficient to do now as opposed to earlier.

5mileys
5mileys

Which I haven't gotten and will not be getting
100%
Fuck everything about the zelda community.

Inmate
Inmate

@5mileys
Only the final upgrade/form shows up on the pause screen (biggoron sword in this case), and that's the criteria.

TechHater
TechHater

@5mileys
I bet you think you need the shovel in LTTP for it to be 100% too

JunkTop
JunkTop

3 hours in
still in great deku tree
nice lets play

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

The real reason Clint doesn't go to GDQ is that the event couldn't handle it if a person with a single ounce of personality was actually running a game, the whole event would just explode, with runners contemplating jealousy out of suicide knowing that they'll never making a living off of their speedgame unlike Clint "7 inch dick" Stevens.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Inmate
100%

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Inmate
How is he going to get the Biggoron sword without it, though?

SniperGod
SniperGod

hoyp

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fried_Sushi
Ignoring the propaganda part, it's possible. Being gay was practically unheard of hundreds of years ago, unless you were a filthy demon-possessed sinner who needed to be put to death. Now that people are more accepting, gay people are more likely to be open about it instead of secret hookups or permanent celibacy. Same could be true for trans people - unfortunately, that's harder to 'test out' and possibly revert.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TechHater
100%

whereismyname
whereismyname

@viagrandad
1.0 eyeball frog

hairygrape
hairygrape

@LuckyDusty
did you miss the part of greco-roman history were everyone fucked boys

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

So how behind is this guy or are you guys making a mountain out of a molehill

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@LuckyDusty
History is cyclical. Read a book you moron.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@whereismyname
That would do it. I didn't realize that was a thing that could be done.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
acting like a retard is personality

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
muslims have been boy fucking since the greeks tho

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Veeky Forums - /LGBT/ General

Emberburn
Emberburn

@hairygrape
pedastry wasn't seen the same as homosexuality and even then pedastry was very controversial in athens and not as widespread as your meme history youtuber says it was. gay spartans is ancient persian propaganda.

Spamalot
Spamalot

americlaps

askme
askme

@Emberburn
yeah pedastry isnt gay, right guys??? im not gay!!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

its called pederasty you stupid stupid blobs

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberburn
it's not gay if you don't think it's gay
ok lol

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
I'd estimate like 15-20 minutes behind wr. Probably more.

TreeEater
TreeEater

people in this thread dont think Clint Stevens has more personality than any speedmeme

I feel sorry for you.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CouchChiller
implying im going to google that term to check my spelling

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Supergrass
you clearly dont know enough to be talking about it

SniperWish
SniperWish

why don't gay people just be straight?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TreeEater
who is biny

Inmate
Inmate

@SniperWish
or change gender

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

in another timeline we'd be watching cosmo right now

Spamalot
Spamalot

@lostmypassword
you misspelled word ipso facto ur wrong
ok aristotle

TreeEater
TreeEater

no silver gauntlets
100%

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spamalot
dont lash out at me

takes2long
takes2long

only 21 minutes behind pb...

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TreeEater
skipped to gold

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Need_TLC
Probably not. People aren't interested in keeping their record forever.

TechHater
TechHater

@TreeEater
100%

cum2soon
cum2soon

the 100% conundrum

DeathDog
DeathDog

you're all 100% autistic

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ignoring boss key
100%

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TechHater
it's what they decided, not you
keep having your autism fit
still wont change

Evilember
Evilember

@DeathDog
tfw zfg could never do 100% autism

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Need_TLC
cosmo
doing 100% ever

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperGod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOLG6tYzDmk

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Harmless_Venom
The game doesn't keep track of how many boss keys you have, so why pick any up if they're not needed to get into the boss rooms?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

this category sucks ass

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperGod
Cosmo is 1/16 the man ZFG is

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@MPmaster
anon points out this isn't 100% and is arbitrary bullshit
THIS IS WHAT THEY DECIDED
Yes? Obviously thats his entire point you dumb cunt.

JunkTop
JunkTop

All categories are arbitrary

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I will never not get tired of seeing these skips done first try

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TalkBomber
it's better than any%

likme
likme

@King_Martha
oot, you dip

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster
moron

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
this. Any% is the only category that matters. All these hundo runners are just trying to become the next Narcissa.

Illusionz
Illusionz

ZFG is 1/16th the man Clintstevens is

Spamalot
Spamalot

@VisualMaster
Any%
bans cartridge tilting
???

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evilember
could do grease

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

MY ANUS

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Illusionz
clint puts in more time grinding yet has a worse time so i think it's clear that zfg is the better man.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
no true any%
no true 100%
Leave it to this tranny infested community to fuck up this badly

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Show me a category that isn't arbitrary

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Illusionz
No disagreements here. A man needs personality to be complete.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Spamalot
@happy_sad
Also "• Any method of starting a run which causes your first pause to begin anywhere other than the Map subscreen is banned. This includes reaching file select from a "no save, no continue""

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

All the categories are arbitrary.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

all these faggots using their dead relatives for attention on an autistic speedrun stream
wew

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Ignoramus
you're just jealous

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Soft_member
"personality" is where losers go to hide. what are your grindmonkey's achievements in the game he has devoted a significant portion of his life to playing?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Garbage Can Lid
any % in most games

its simply the fastest way to beat the game

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
What would be the benefit of doing this?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@cum2soon
Wrong
You're placing an arbitrary end point to the run

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Flameblow
Saving literal frames on your pause (getting it to open instantly on the item menu instead of the map).

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Emberfire
Why the fuck would they ban something so small?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

my mind wanders...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
wrong
thats a timing distinction not a category distinction

its like saying real time and igt are diffirent categories

farquit
farquit

@Spazyfool
The ability to have 1,800 people watch him play gangbeasts instead of having to run a speedgame all the time to be relevant, a huge community of fans and friends that'll always have his back hardcore devoted to him, and not needing to work a parttime job.

Wait, you meant in OOT? My bad, those are all real life accomplishments ZFG doesn't have.

Techpill
Techpill

still another hour of this blackhole of energy

MPmaster
MPmaster

Is there any speedrunner who just uses his normal name, like "Jeffrey" or something

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

mods deleting "my anus" posts
are we worse than gdq chat moderation now?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Poker_Star
Because it's something they would have to do to set up for a run if they wanted to implement it. It's not possible on resetting the console so it's kind of a new game + sort of thing. Also they've been able to detect splicing by seeing whether the pause starts on the map screen after a reset.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spazyfool
Wrong
Who are you to decide when a game ends? What about arcade games that cycle until you run out of credits?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

clint looks and sounds vaguely presentable (so for a speedrunner hes a sex god) so he has more insecure nuthuggers
this is the simple truth
he is inferior in everything that matters to speedgaming (speed and gaming)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

zfg is such a smug fuck

wish i could knock him the fuck out with a fat sucker punch

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
Wouldn't that be pretty lame? At least, that's how I always feel, when I see "famous" players with regular names as "nicknames".

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@haveahappyday
go find somewhere else to spam your disgusting BRAP porn you fucking freakshow

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
having a bunch of retarded teenagers watching you play bad games is a real life accomplishment
i'm not saying zfg is setting the world on fire or anything, but don't act like clint is either lmao. he's a whiny stupid fruitcake with a faggot fanbase.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@MPmaster
Would you let people online know your irl name and face?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@MPmaster
yeah, Cosmo Wright

RumChicken
RumChicken

@haveahappyday
No it's not. He's literally skipping anything that doesn't fit his definition of 100%. It's the same shit.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Crazy_Nice
don't worry I know what i'm doing
30 minutes behind WR

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Playboyize
most games

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@MPmaster
Geoff.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
Funny you pick Jeffrey there is Geoff (his twitch name)

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Methshot
having a bunch of retarded teenagers watching you play bad games is a real life accomplishment

It is in this generation tho. Get with the time gramps,
Clint streamed like 3 times last month and still made more than you did

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

my name geoff

Techpill
Techpill

@Illusionz
List most games

WebTool
WebTool

liking clint "the grind monkey" stevens

eGremlin
eGremlin

@farquit
plays OOT 100% for 10,000 hours
too stupid to get 1st place
lmao

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Crazy_Nice
sucker punching
id rather be a smug fatty than a bitch

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Bidwell
Clint streamed like 3 times last month and still made more than you did
Clintstevens fans are unironically this stupid.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@JunkTop
Well to be fair any punch against that fat slob would technically be a sucker punch. Its not like he gonna defend himself lol.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spazyfool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaMGf1V3MMM

girlDog
girlDog

@Bidwell
Clint streamed like 3 times last month and still made more than you did
holy shit this projection.

just because you're a failure who can't make more than your twitch babysitter doesn't mean you get to decide that reality for anyone else.

Techpill
Techpill

@MPmaster
Caleb Hart

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster
Ryan W. Goose

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin
plays OOT 100% for 10,000 hours
Focuses more on building a community and a following rather than achievements in the game itself
he now makes a comfortable living off NEETbux while also making sidedosh off youtube videos
but ZFG is the real winner with a world record normies go "Oh, maaaan, thats really cool dude." just to acknowledge it while not really caring

:^) dont be salty because Clint used your "sport" like a dirty washed up STD ridden whore to become more relevant than any one of you will be

hairygrape
hairygrape

Does Caleb still live with his parents and smash chairs on his head?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@MPmaster
building a community
jesus christ dude just stop lmao

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@MPmaster
hes not going to fuck you

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

this few people for zfg running hundo

burn gdq to the ground

this is the first run I've watched btw how awful has it been and what ruined it

Snarelure
Snarelure

@MPmaster
Duke Bilgewater and "Skeleton" Bill

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
Does Clint pay you to slurp his cock on forums like this or do just do it because you think he gives a shit about you?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Harmless_Venom
Based tranny watch doing God's work

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@MPmaster
meanwhile runnerguy is a professional engineer and not a degen NEET and 100%s the game blindfolded... 3 times

massdebater
massdebater

@hairygrape
He is really successful and bought his own house. Still pretty autistic though.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

you guys think they are gonna mercy kill this awful run?

idontknow
idontknow

@kizzmybutt
It's been his worst run ever.
had to redo entire deku tree, wastes 7 minutes
gets caught by guards in castle
fails dodongo cutscene skip
15th try dampe, literally the worst luck using the strats he used
triggers a chicken with a bomb trick causing it to go berserk, a first time occurrence for zfg
And many more I'm forgetting.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StrangeWizard
why do they hate clabe?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperWish
SAY IT!

RavySnake
RavySnake

did that chicken get fucking triggered? grow up crybaby animal

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@MPmaster
if you play OOT 100% for 10,000 hours and can't get the record, you are certifiably retarded. there's nothing that could have prevented him from building his gay community while also doing well in the game.

making money as a streamer doesn't magically make you a worthwhile person. he doesn't even have a real job. if you're a stupid fuck who contributes nothing to society, you're a stupid fuck who contributes nothing to society.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Evil_kitten
the run is going fine retard. how many runs have ever been mercy killed? 2 in 5 years?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StrangeWizard
okay goose

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

great run

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StrangeWizard
Word. This Logan Paul tier middle school e-celebrity worship is the saddest shit I've ever seen.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StrangeWizard
He contributed dank ass memes.

likme
likme

@Nude_Bikergirl
hrt gives you emotions? hmmm.....

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperGod
back to /v/

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
only real emotions

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
complaining about people "not contributing to society" in a speedrunning general on a tibetan goat herding forum

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
and any% skips 90% of the game

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@happy_sad
MST

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
What's even better is Clint's autimo twitter sperg outs. The dude HATES streaming. But he has no actual marketable skills, so he has to keep babysitting half-retarded teenagers he hates to make a living. And they prance around the internet gloating about this FOR him as if it's something anyone in their right mind would be jealous of lmao.

massdebater
massdebater

@Gigastrength
he's so cute :3

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Gigastrength
why does he still style his hair like he's in a 90s elementary school?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@viagrandad
Didn't he drop out of High School?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@New_Cliche
not sure, but he's so stupid and lazy i wouldn't be surprised.

Nojokur
Nojokur

HYPE!!!!!

happy_sad
happy_sad

our boy twocat did it, he got a 31:37

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
but hes so cool and le epic personality XDD

MPmaster
MPmaster

Clint
Give me my free (you)'s :^ )

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
Clint makes a comfortable living while doing something he hates
ZFG makes a comfortable living while doing something he loves
It's not hard to pick a winner here.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@viagrandad
How much do you think zfg makes?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Clint is handsome and a nice guy, but that's about it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

this run is still going

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Gigastrength
would plunder his boipussy

likme
likme

@Firespawn
Not as much as clunt le epic meme stovens, but he's making a happy bank.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@King_Martha
same

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Do any well known speedrunners actually read these generals?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sharpcharm
i'm werster

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sharpcharm
They won't admit it, but they do.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sharpcharm
im zfg

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

when are these speedrunners going to start selling their asses to their fans. They're already whores in spirit might as well seal the deal

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Sharpcharm
me

happy_sad
happy_sad

zfg said his goal for the agdq run is to still be faster than #2 on the leaderboard LOL

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

skip ganon trials
100%

idontknow
idontknow

@happy_sad
Bad luck and messed up some tricks. Shit happens.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Sharpcharm
Hi, blueglass here

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

our boi under estimate

FastChef
FastChef

@Sharpcharm
Didn't goose used to search his name here?

viagrandad
viagrandad

why dont theey call it 86% since they avoid so much stuff

hairygrape
hairygrape

@FastChef
goose is unironically a /pol/lack so no doubt he browses these

Firespawn
Firespawn

fucking finally

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@FastChef
Everyone did back in the day. Everyone. This place was surprisingly relevant.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
Yes, I was very famous here on /srg/ for a few months if you must know.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sharpcharm
Confirmed list of people who ctrl+f their names on /srg/:
witwix
authorblues
crystalbeauty
jackafur
hexade
missy
glenn
almolicious
yashi
stivitybobo
iateyourpie
beneziaa
carcinogen
naegleria
adam_ak
goronguy
dancingscarecrow
rachell47
andy
minion
hippie
cyghfer
dugongue
wallyaldo
cyberdemon531
seckswrecks
bertin
puncayshun
blubbler
meows
nosraef
grav
cosmo
cfb

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@viagrandad
Because they're a bunch of soyboys who can't do anything properly, even something as autistic as speedrunning.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@LuckyDusty
he admitted it was a non-finish.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@RumChicken
What about clintstevens

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@hairygrape
Because of the degeneracy shit? Or something else?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I want Ruto inside me

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sir_Gallonhead
it's not clint searching his name. his fans actually go around on forums bragging about how much money he makes. they do this on reddit too. it's the weirdest shit i've ever seen.

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
clint didn't come around until serg descended into monkey posting

whereismyname
whereismyname

@viagrandad
his best fans get to have a weekend alone with clint once a mont h

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

americlaps

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

wow the audience is empty

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Evil_kitten
He admitted to browsing and posting in threads, so yeah. Plus he said he hates mudslimes invading Canada

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

WHO THE FUCK IS CLINT

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@RumChicken
auth is my boy

idontknow
idontknow

Kirby is the worse nintenshit.

TreeEater
TreeEater

who is the mariya takeuchi of speedrunning

Evilember
Evilember

@BlogWobbles
clint eastwood

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Is Canvas Curse a good watch? I fucking loved that game as a kid

StonedTime
StonedTime

Finally, we're onto the good stuff

SniperGod
SniperGod

last good run of the marathon
you can all go home now

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@happy_sad
twocat? more like whocat lmao

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Emberfire
VC supposed to be the slowest
clint still can't beat it

massdebater
massdebater

why the fuck did they donate the money to agdq instead of donating it straight to the charity when they got it?

FastChef
FastChef

@massdebater
So they could tell stories about their relatives deaths and get attention

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@massdebater
the money does go directly to the charity. if you go to the gdq site to donate it redirects you to a literal PCF paypal link. the only thing doing it through the GDQ site does is make it show up on the marathon's tracker.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@massdebater
The point of charity events is to get people to donate toward a cause, when they normally wouldn't. Not because they're evil, but because it's not on their radar.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@massdebater
Because it's more convenient, and builds towards prizes and incentives they might want.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TalkBomber
@haveahappyday
@cum2soon
but i thought gdq gets paid a percent of what they raised?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@massdebater
So they could send greetings from Germany

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Crazy_Nice
It's also harder to stay in SS on WiiVC too.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BunnyJinx
No, they get paid a fixed amount by the charity outlined in a contract. This is decided before the marathon, and GDQ makes the same amount of money no matter how much is raised.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
ihavefivemouthsandmustscream.jpg

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

trihex has been grinding SMO for months
not even a top 100 time

?

hairygrape
hairygrape

You will never kick cancer's butt
If only I'd printed more pamphlets

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Boy_vs_Girl
some people just dont have the gene

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Boy_vs_Girl
hes a nigger

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Playboyize
I'd argue for the maps, the compasses, boss keys, Malon reward, and scarecrow song.

The loach doesn't actually do anything, it just gives you 50 rupees like any other fish.

The upgrades actually are blocked off ingame by getting some of the later ones, it is intended that you can skip them and just get the fully upgraded one.

Magic beans are just random landmarks, it's like saying you should also open every chest since those are also "flags". There is a category "all peramanent flags" that takes care of it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BunnyJinx
@Emberfire
They DO get a percentage. They get 14% of what was raised in the last event. The one year gap is so Matt und Mike can pretend they don't.

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
He ruined himself with Yoshi's Island. Can't do no other games no more.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

a fucking drawing game
I'm out.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Oh shit this reminds me of Yoshi's Touch n' Go
thought it was a legit Yoshi's Island sequel
buy it with hard-earned teenager bucks
it's basically nothing

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw just watching this shit all day and disregarding all the tranny/pol/ shitposting

Max confy

iluvmen
iluvmen

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Snarelure
Snarelure

@iluvmen
Sorry you have ADHD senpai

Supergrass
Supergrass

This is a really good speedgame desu

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stupidasole
I've already seen Resident Evil 7 (it was OK) and Resident Evil 3 (what a shameful display).

What else was worth watching this week?

SniperWish
SniperWish

OK this certainly is not a good speedgame
Anything that just does entirely intended strats but moderately fast is not a good speedgame

RavySnake
RavySnake

complaining about enemies being small while playing a ds game on a fucking wii u pad

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperWish
i need muh glitches and skips
Fuck off

idontknow
idontknow

@haveahappyday
uyamas run

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Why would anyone dedicate any kind of time to this game?

Methshot
Methshot

Just as I thought this was my first GQD without cringe (that I've witnessed) these guys started dancing...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Spazyfool
Because they have [fun].

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Spazyfool
Seems like a fun run to me

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Spazyfool
Because some people like things, user.
Diversity is a wonderful thing.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Snarelure
some people like things
fuck i hate normies

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i dont do lines and go slower because I might fuck it up
I thought this was a speedrun

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The thread is comfy again. Thank god.

farquit
farquit

@ZeroReborn
They're call safe strats, user.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spazyfool
Doesn't look like it has any glitches. Get to show off your skills with the game over memorizing how to do x glitch.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Stupidasole
I came already 5 times with this picture, thanks

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
Safe strats are for trannies

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SomethingNew
Sounds good to me

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SomethingNew
Alternately, you could go for the difficult strats that have a chance to fail, and then people like you will say the run should be mercy killed because the runner failed a strat.

Inmate
Inmate

@lostmypassword
I will complain no matter what
Obviously user. Hating things is the funnest way to enjoy things

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Surely there was someone who submitted something better than this?

They are playing a fucking tintin game in a bit.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fried_Sushi
Yeah it did get pretty boring. A lot of people are winding down for the night I think.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I cant fucking stand kirbymastah, even in doses he's just terrible.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
remember when he refused to let one of the metroid prime devs talk LUL

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What time is it for these americlaps?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Snarelure
He is kind of obnoxious, but I still like this run regardless.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
I think they are in California, which would be 11:47pm for them

askme
askme

does kirby eat shit in this game

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Sir_Gallonhead
Close to 3 in the morning, I believe.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@happy_sad
@Sir_Gallonhead
The event is on the east coast, so 2:48 am

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sir_Gallonhead
apparently they are in shitty virginia, which would be almost 3am

Bidwell
Bidwell

CHOKE

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@happy_sad
it's in virginia. it's 2:49 AM

WebTool
WebTool

So they put ZoE on in the middle of the night?

girlDog
girlDog

@Bidwell
Not really. It doesn't seem like something that's really possible for a human to consistently get.

WebTool
WebTool

@girlDog
CHOKE

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Shitting on the game programmers because some nerd found a glitch in the game 14 years later
This is my pet peeve.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

so was my nephew a speedunner when he played this game as intended after he got it as a present?

Bidwell
Bidwell

MERCY KILL IT

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Boy_vs_Girl
haha nice let's play joke fellow /srg/ poster :)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Was it seriously not enough for Kirbymastah to ruin Sacred Stones?
Did he need to do this too?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Harmless_Venom
let's play
I never mentioned that but now that you bring it up

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Skullbone
haha yeah!!! where are the zips!? not a real speedrun!! lmao

Nojokur
Nojokur

Would take a run like this over something boring like oot any% any day

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nojokur
tfw there hasn't been anything interesting since the mega man race, in which one team was 60 seconds ahead

Emberfire
Emberfire

@kizzmybutt
didnt know dying on every level counts as a speedrun

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

when does the speedrun start

viagrandad
viagrandad

so who /hatetrannies/ here

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Emberfire
hehehe! runner definitely need to do their run perfectly!
say it with me, fellow /srg/ poster........
MERCY KILL
hahahah

TreeEater
TreeEater

Can this even be considered a speedrun? Holy shit someone kill it

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@w8t4u
what the fuck is wrong with you

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@LuckyDusty
nothing
i'm just a fellow /srg/ poster like you, friend

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Emberfire
that salaryman flash game
five mins to die
salary 2 deathaloo

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

The run finished under estimate.

Techpill
Techpill

I am staying up 5 and a half more hours for the mass effect run.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Raving_Cute
Correct.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

kirbymastah pronounces TAS as 'tee ey ess'
even more reason to hate him

5mileys
5mileys

@Raving_Cute

under estimate is usually really high so runners don't fuck up.

askme
askme

when will ds dad and beardfat sit next to each other and make out already?!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Raving_Cute
yeah and what a bore it was watching some guy just play it like he did the first time he got it

MPmaster
MPmaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C424YbTSb6k

The TAS is actually kind of neat

@Firespawn
XD

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
What do you run?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@5mileys
@Firespawn
It was a good run.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
I pronounce vlogs as vee logs

takes2long
takes2long

@Crazy_Nice
yeah it was like watching a kid play through it for the first time. Guess they included it to let the middle schoolers feel that they have a career in speedrunning

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Fried_Sushi
soygoy tranny is an anime shit

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@takes2long
What game do you run?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
I hope you're a yuropoor shitposting and not some smelly American NEET

idontknow
idontknow

@MPmaster

Yeah I was just watching that too. If humans could move like that in the game it'd be one of the greatest speedgames.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I really hate this fat fuck who grew a beard to make up for his complete lack of personality

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@takes2long

career in speedrunning

kek, basement dwelling is not a career user.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@AwesomeTucker
What the hell kind of projection is that? Maybe he just likes beards?

w8t4u
w8t4u

TAIL TIME

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@lostmypassword
Not surprising, anime rots the brain.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fried_Sushi
yeah midnight is an insane unthinkable time to post on Veeky Forums lmfao

Evilember
Evilember

is this a girl speedrunner?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Illusionz
Whatever you say, stinky NEET

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RavySnake
its not good to project dude

FastChef
FastChef

@JunkTop
You got me good there, rancid NEET

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

man this is a fun run guy is working the game to the maximum finding all kinds of neat tricks. MUCH better than some dude playing a kirby game completely as intended

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Spazyfool
dang...how will kirby defenders recover after a post like this?

Illusionz
Illusionz

anything autistic happen this week? i gave up this GDQ around RE3 run

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why the fuck is chat saying "HAAAANK" for the donkey noise? Is that some inside joke I'm missing? Even babbies know a donkey says heehaw

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
using the official chat
http://infinity.moe/

w8t4u
w8t4u

Any WRs during the marathon? I’ve missed most of it thanks to work.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Mumblecore strats.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Anyone else having high expectations for the Mass Effect<->Baldur's Gate 2 (Best Edition) block?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@LuckyDusty
I'm personally looking forward to it, but I'm generally looking forward to all the games that come after the OoT run outside of the other Zelda runs.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
Sure but I am definitely going to be sleeping during the runs...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

who here loves anime
basically no one
Best time of the marathon.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@w8t4u
Burnout paradise dlc. Only 1 dude on the leaderboard though

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What do you think, lads? Will they double their money in 20 hours?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead
I don't think so

takes2long
takes2long

@Sir_Gallonhead
Oh you know they're gonna have a surprise meme incentive and prize that is just conveniently gonna smash 2.2 mil with some help from (((Anonymous)))

Supergrass
Supergrass

@takes2long
How are you going to feel when that doesn't happen?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
Don't forget our good friends at the yetee!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

THERES NO ONE THERE

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Supergrass
The less money to PCF the better

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Raving_Cute
Do you know how late it is?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@RavySnake
word

likme
likme

@Raving_Cute
7 minutes slower than pb
lmao loser

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
That's some unfortunate skin

likme
likme

@Skullbone
How fucking pathetic can you be to want ti spite a foundation that is fighting to find the cure for cancer. jesus christ...

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Spazyfool
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT

idontknow
idontknow

@likme
lel, I know you're memeing my dude but a good 70% of the money goes to useless awareness pamphlets that are US only as well, and I don't give a shit about amerifats that can't be bothered to go to the doctor.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
A better man than you.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I finally got to watch Arabian Nights
holy fuck been a while since I laughed so bad in my pathetic life, golden

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Ignoramus
hiroshimoot should make a single fucking board anyway because everything is /pol/ now to an extent
I bet even boards like /ck/ can turn around talk about pizza about how it's literally hitler and symbol of opression

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
add also the fact that the more successful agdq is from now on, it's just gonna validate these tranni freakshows and more nerds might fall victim to this disease of the mind.

how ironic that helping to fight cancer actually spreads cancer (trannies)

5mileys
5mileys

i cannot wait until ZoE:2

i know it's probably a shit speedgame, but man do i love the game itself

cant wait til ZoE:2 HD

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BunnyJinx
Holy shit man its a friendly safe event. Calm down.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Soft_member
Me and some friends got a bot that pulls Veeky Forums posts, and we have a game of guessing if a post is from /ck/ or /pol/. You'd be surprised at how often it's hard to guess.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@whereismyname
the next indie game success waiting to happen

thanks for the millions of dollars

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
You don't notice good indie games, shitlords.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@WebTool
What emotion does this expression convey?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha
The emotion called "you're forcing me to take a picture I don't want to take so I have to force a smile that ends up coming out awkward because it's forced and not natural"

whereismyname
whereismyname

Didnt gekocuck say this game was spooky? Why?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@whereismyname
have you ever been in one of those spooky games threads on /v/? its always dumb kiddy games like this

Nojokur
Nojokur

this shit gathers more people than Gex.
America will never be great again.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Any% Glitchless
disgusting

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

GDQ isn't really anyone's favorite time of the year, right?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

HOW DID THIS FUCKING SCAM CHARITY HELP YOUR MOTHER BEAT CANCER JESUS FUCK WHY ARE ALL THESE FUCKING NORMIES SO GOD DAMN DUMB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Booteefool
Booteefool

based android sentry Iceplug

farquit
farquit

ICEPLUG

viagrandad
viagrandad

20 seconds in and he's already fucked up a shitty hold right simulator

just reset retard

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Poker_Star
Explain what PCF does that other charities don't.

MPmaster
MPmaster

17th place is running this game
Fuck this nigger, just let based Darbian run both games.

Emberburn
Emberburn

~IT'S THE STAR SONG~

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

americlaps

massdebater
massdebater

@MPmaster
he probably tricked the GDQ staff into thinking he was transitioning

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@MPmaster
not /OUR/ literal guy controller head

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
not anymore and it hurts

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@massdebater
based. I like him now

Soft_member
Soft_member

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/950898369672626176

Methshot
Methshot

FUCKING NIGGER STOP

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

haHAA

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

any good drama this year? also agdq has been ruined for years, pic related

girlDog
girlDog

@Methshot
STOP HAVING FUN REEEEEE

viagrandad
viagrandad

the fucking star song

askme
askme

based iceplug

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
BASED ICEPLUG STARSONG

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

couch starts singing star song
immediately mute
browse this thread
go back minutes later to unmute
still singing the song

what the fuck

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Great OST right now

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BunnyJinx
you cant have drama when the tranny squad is watching your every word and move you do

Playboyize
Playboyize

@VisualMaster
not singing with the star song
what the fuck is wrong with you

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BunnyJinx
the ultimate issue here is that the marxist establishment prevents any sort of "exclusion" of non-whites or libtards or women or any other sorts of subversives
Also schools teach these marxist concepts of "sharing" rather than proper values of protecting your own.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BunnyJinx
@girlDog
@viagrandad
@askme
@VisualMaster
@Methshot
@Spazyfool
@King_Martha
@Playboyize
VG are the Dudebros

The starsong just made literally THOUSANDS of dollars for cancer

likme
likme

wow nice racism

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

20 minutes until Darbs cute boipucci

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SomethingNew
THOUSANDS of dollars for cancer
kek, it sure did

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Sharpcharm
tranny chasers need to kill themselves

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

glitchless
super jump
passing through blocks

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BunnyJinx
Are you retarded?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

this nigger is so musical

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sharpcharm
reread the post you made and ask me again

massdebater
massdebater

@Spazyfool
Darbian isn't a tranny you disgusting newfaggot

DeathDog
DeathDog

it's not a glitch

FastChef
FastChef

@Burnblaze
/v/

Supergrass
Supergrass

@massdebater
yeah i stopped caring about these events a few years ago i dont know all the new people and considering they mostly host trannies now i assumed they were one because of your thirsty "boipucci" post

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

you will never have a black friend who sings original songs while you play video games

happy_sad
happy_sad

Can't tell if the glitches in a glitchless run triggers me more or less than the skipping shit in OOT 100% did.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Supergrass
how the fuck do you not know who darbian is?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@happy_sad
this is autism

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
Darbians runs are literally the only runs that ever make it to mainstream viral status. How do you not know him?

takes2long
takes2long

@Crazy_Nice
star song was a ch original...

hairygrape
hairygrape

What was that "glitchless" run maybe last year where the obnoxious as fuck couch commentator tried to be funny and kept asking "is that a glitch?" etc. repeatedly? Tomb Rider or Deus Ex or something like that.

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
It's probably less but close

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@takes2long
rest in peace

Spamalot
Spamalot

Can someone tell this nigger to shut the fuck up with the singing?

Inmate
Inmate

@CouchChiller
@Raving_Cute
what game does he play i looked at his twitter and he has tons of memeshit and pics of him with a shaved head and short on the top

looks like a manlet slav why are you referring to him as a "boi"

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spamalot
its in his blood

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

still singing

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spamalot
doesn't know iceplug

how nu?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Inmate
What fucking twitter are you looking at? The pinned tweet is about mario bros. Do you struggle this hard with all aspects of your life?

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
he's trying to salvage this boring as fuck run but making it worse

Methshot
Methshot

@TechHater
im talking about (You)

Flameblow
Flameblow

these guys are so lifeless and unfunny i actually feel bad for them

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@GoogleCat
i miss drunk ch streams how do we go back to justin/ustream when streams were fun lads?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Methshot
I know you spastic.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
i didnt read his tweets and just looked at media, i had a feeling he woukd be a basic bitch runner

muh mario

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@hairygrape
Mirror's Edge

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Flameblow
they need a healthy dose of life

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@hairygrape
@CouchChiller
glitchless mirror's edge has literally always been a meme in the community about what is and isn't a glitch............

Inmate
Inmate

shut it down

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

cutting off iceplug
cunts

Methnerd
Methnerd

I WANT TO THANK Y-

Illusionz
Illusionz

Denied

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperWish
don't know who one of the most well known runners is (whether you care about mario or not)
thinks he's in any position to criticize any game

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I would like to thank y-
B&

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fried_Sushi
mario is entry level, sig is the most famous one btw

farquit
farquit

@SniperWish
nice cope newfag

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@DeathDog
No, Billy Mitchell is. Did Nigglemic ever have a movie made about him playing a Mario game?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

is it bubbles running dark souls again?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@DeathDog
You are such a disgusting casual. Sig and Darbian mario games are completely different fucking genres.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw gotta go to sleep immediately after the ZoE:2 run to try to catch the bloodborne run

Booteefool
Booteefool

princess rescue is fun and it's going to be FUN run

King_Martha
King_Martha

@farquit
what are you accusing me of coping with exactly
lmao? im a newfag because i dont follow meme runners that have their entire personalities based around memes

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Dreamworx
just watch the vod later
it's not like you're reading twitch chat or like we are actually discussing anything here and /v/ is twitch tier meme spam

Skullbone
Skullbone

@King_Martha
You're a newfag because you make meme posts and your entire personality is based around memes and because you don't have a shift key apparently

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
You don't have to give a fuck about mario, you've been around for more than a day and you've never heard of Darbian you are a newfag. Stop trying to deflect newfag.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BlogWobbles
baited
@Skullbone
my personality is based around memes?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Poker_Star
my personality is based around memes?
You've given no indication otherwise, so for all anyone knows yes.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
i was only pretending to be retarded

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Harmless_Venom
headstrong1290 isn't even trans, just a crossplaying weeb.
Still manages to look better than most other people in that picture.
Makes you think, huh?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@girlDog
i havent been in an srg thread since like 2014 so ya

Techpill
Techpill

@Fried_Sushi
he is though. Go to his twitch. His girl name is Emily. During the superman 64 run every made sure to call him "her" over and over too

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
baited
Oh, you're just pulling words out of the Veeky Forums dictionary now.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fried_Sushi
uh....

JunkTop
JunkTop

if not for the dwarf funny person it would be boring even for a 10 minutes

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Dreamworx
loading screen simulator

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spamalot
Is that the same guy?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@ZeroReborn
good thing it doesnt matter what anonymous users think about me on a finnish fish eating imagebosrd

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
uh.
thats a man, baby

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lunatick
Yeah, matters much more what the other 3rd graders think of you.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PurpleCharger
yeah you got me good with that one hehe

cum2soon
cum2soon

FUCK did I just fucking miss Iceplug singing the fucking star song? I was asleep. How soon can I see it in VOD form?

FastChef
FastChef

I came 3 times during Darbs run. How about you guys?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Raving_Cute
Yes.

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
@RumChicken
@5mileys
I take it back then, I'm retarded.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@FastChef
I came three times during Iceplugs beatboxing
tfw he will never beat your box

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stupidasole
blocks your speedrun

RavySnake
RavySnake

This game has potential.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

just watched darbians mario wr

*press jump for 4 mins*
this is what srg looks up to

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RavySnake
the cutscenes are hilariously bad

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Harmless_Venom
What do you expect from a Mario run? Even Single-Digit-Test's runs are jump shit. Mario is jump shit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Harmless_Venom
frame perfect pixel perfect jumps you mong

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

1 hour of nothing. Shit game
I can believe it's a PS3 game

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Raving_Cute
he was always watching.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Harmless_Venom
You do that run in even 3x the time.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
its a remastered ps2 game

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@girlDog
@cum2soon
@CouchChiller
Not him, but I've been following speedrunning and twitch since 2012 and have never heard of this fucking faggot in my life.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Ignoramus
bro lol u new lol broooo newfag rofl

t. retards

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Ignoramus
This is not possible.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
Did you just quote yourself in order to add to your post. Wew lad, at least lurk for a day

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@cum2soon
He switched IPs to samefag and wasted it on this
Imagine being this fucking angry at being called out on being new.

Flameblow
Flameblow

how the fuck do you not know darbian with even a passing interest in speedrunning unless you were hyper focused to one game

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@w8t4u
no i just wanted to guess what the replies to his post were going to be
@Carnalpleasure
what?
everyone i disagree with is a samefag

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Flameblow
Incoming strawman attempt by The Man With No Shift Key

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BlogWobbles
everyone i disagree with is a samefag
It's pretty easy to tell it's you when everyone else is capable of capitalizing words, much less something resembling proper grammar.

Emberburn
Emberburn

using punctuation and capitalization on an imageboard

hello ribbit

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

run is boring as fuck
serg starts to argue
starting to notice a pattern here

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
Shut up samefag. If you have actually been following speedrunning and not just watching a single game for the last 6 years, you would have heard of Darbian. Some of his records have literally millions of views and get regularly posted on normie social media feeds.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberburn
typing like a retard makes me a REAL channer

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StrangeWizard
the virgin Please Notice Me I Have A Shift Key vs the chad no

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
lmao

44k followers on twitch

kkkkkkkk totally famous

Inmate
Inmate

tfw someone samefags for you and makes you look even worse
Now my reputation on this Russian Easter Egg hiding fan club is ruined forever.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CouchChiller
Wow, speaking of reddit.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Soft_member
What kind of fucking argument is this?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster
One a Special Olympian would make.

hairygrape
hairygrape

the average /srg/ poster in 2018

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
Some of his records have literally millions of views
Doesn't matter, I never saw them. There are thousands of videos with higher viewcounts than that, and I haven't seen all of those either.
regularly posted on normie social media feeds.
This one refutes itself.
Just face it, it's possible to follow twitch content for years and never be exposed to this literal who.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@cum2soon
stop samefagging bro lol

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@hairygrape
what game does he run I want to sub

Booteefool
Booteefool

@hairygrape
He looks like you talk.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@cum2soon
it's possible to follow twitch content for years and never be exposed to this literal who.
It literally isn't. I've never watched a single stream either, but to not have heard of him makes you a newfag. accept it and move on.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
Mario Teaches Typing.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

AC > ZoE

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Booteefool
nice one

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Nojokur

This is me:
@Ignoramus
@Inmate
This is not me:
@cum2soon
@BlogWobbles
@Emberburn
@CouchChiller
@Soft_member
Notice how my posts actually use capitalization.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@cum2soon
thousands of videos with higher viewcounts than that, and I haven't seen all of those either.
Speedruns? Name them.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Ignoramus
i was mocking the guy calling you a samefag

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
post splits

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Ignoramus
Don't worry, we can tell.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StrangeWizard
pic source

Bidwell
Bidwell

@DeathDog
I think it's the Energy Kyo-ka OVA but don't quote me on that.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spazyfool
Fuck yourself.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Poker_Star
I was calling you a samefag you fucking moron, not him. You show up counting as a new IP but with that same grade-school posting style and pretend you're fooling anyone.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
???

whereismyname
whereismyname

I guess it's a given that people in a speedrunning general are going to be autistic about posting.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Spazyfool
sent :^)

viagrandad
viagrandad

@whereismyname
Really, only /v/, /b/, /pol/, and /s4s/ are going to tolerate tardtyping. Anywhere else on the site and you'll be treated as the moron you come across as.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Ugh, these samefags!
Ginny, look at them!
I know girl, just keep giving them (you)s
Samefags are the worst hon.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

if you type like this youre tranny tier

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I knew that AGDQ was infested with trannies but I had no idea this thread was full of tranny white knights, sad.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TurtleCat
tfw u accidently call a tranny a she instead of an it

AGDQ is really wearing off on me. Ew.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
What? Quote posts doing this.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I type like this, I'm kind of a big dea and honestly my reputation on Veeky Forums is serious business, back off trolls!

girlDog
girlDog

@Evil_kitten
how embarrassing to call yourself a tranny lmfao

idontknow
idontknow

@Dreamworx

@cum2soon
@BlogWobbles
@Emberburn
@CouchChiller
@Soft_member

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@girlDog
yeah you got me good with that one hehe

Soft_member
Soft_member

Aw hon, you shouldn't have! I don't need all these (you)s!

Techpill
Techpill

@New_Cliche
Fuck you
Zone of the Enders is a fantastic game

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'm kind of a big dea
The DEA is for cowards.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@viagrandad
lol no

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

There's our boi!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
Sorry hon, I meant to say deal not dea.

iluvmen
iluvmen

why do people care about shitty games from post 2003.

get the fuck out

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@idontknow
This is bait right?

FastChef
FastChef

@LuckyDusty
Yeah it is, he's just trying to give me yous while being an epic troll master.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@iluvmen
Shitty Games Block Was Yesterday, user.

w8t4u
w8t4u

only 2 gender for shepard

Triggered

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@LuckyDusty
I don't think anything in this thread hasn't been bait for at least an hour.

girlDog
girlDog

I bet the midget has a really thick cock

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
mass effect not diverse enough :\

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

can someone give me a (You)
it would really mean a lot

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

201709309
fuck off nigger

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Ignoramus
Everyone else is getting one so why not.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Illusionz
I posted this image without fully looking at it, mfw looking at chris chan and GLITCHED.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Illusionz
Accurate

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
fixed

tranny in the bottom left definitely isn't 40% passable

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Illusionz
I think we should as a community consider separating all the runs to two categories, HRT and natty.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

zelda game
100%
more skipping things
hmmmm

askme
askme

ANOTHER FAKE 100% run

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Raving_Cute
Why do retarded trannies try to make the hair bow work. Ive never understood why

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I don't know why it pisses me off so fucking much. But this 99% shit makes me want to put my head through my wall

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BlogWobbles
muh gender roles

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BunnyJinx
Because youre autistic

massdebater
massdebater

@JunkTop
I'm not really. I would just like people to do things right. There's no reason to skip the shit they skip in a 100% run.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@massdebater
t. never did a speedrun in his life

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
Give me a non meme reason why they should skip the shit they skip in this '100%' run

5mileys
5mileys

@massdebater
im not autistic i just get pissed off when people dont do things the way i want them to
Uh huh

massdebater
massdebater

I can't believe that Femshep is winning!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nojokur
because thats whats defined by the rules? lol idiot

Evilember
Evilember

Retarded game coming up

Firespawn
Firespawn

jue
juden

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Illusionz
Reminder that the game dont know you are dying if you are transitionning

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@5mileys
the way i want them to
No it's just objectively wrong when they are choosing to not complete aspects of the game in a category that is supposed to be about beating 100% of the game the fastest.

@hairygrape
asked to give a reason why the rules are like they are
because thats whats defined by the rules
yeah ok. i'm the idiot.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@massdebater
@Nojokur

They just explained it. The shield and keys and potions can be consumed and lost, and there are an infinite number of them. There's no difference between getting them and not getting them, the flags aren't permanent.

farquit
farquit

Brossentia is cute

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Nojokur
Because it won't make a difference in the end, so why waste time gathering things that either won't be counted or will be overwritten with upgraded versions?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@JunkTop
I'm more talking about the skipping mid upgrades because they decided randomly that 100% meant just getting to full upgrade. I'll concede that the skips in this are less retarded than OOT, but retarded none the less.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

why is there a devolver digital ad on this shit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
tranny in the bottom left definitely isn't 40% passable

You're a moron. That's a reference to 40-something% of trannies who kill themselves

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Blaming the controller

Pleb

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Raving_Cute
I'd cuddle with any% no skip.

girlDog
girlDog

@massdebater
You mean trannyshep?

Flameblow
Flameblow

this guy is trying to hard to be funny

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Flameblow
Just like the people in this thread

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Illusionz
Real women too intimidating for you?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Boy_vs_Girl
No. Just too distant.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Supergrass
at least this thread made me laugh

Flameblow
Flameblow

why is a racist character like tintin featured at this event/

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Crazy_Nice
being an expert on tranny memes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberfire
That's pretty pathetic

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Flameblow
French people are allowed to be racist.

girlDog
girlDog

Farts XDDD so random

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

is atueohrbleuse whole claim to fame playing shitty games?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@girlDog
he says this while people spam about boipucci

kill yourself you partisan faggot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lord_Tryzalot
he doesn't like boipucci
get out faggot

Skullbone
Skullbone

What kind of madman would speedrun this?

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
Where did he defend boipucci """jokes"""?

Quite strawmanning, bro

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

hahahahahaha!!

Evilember
Evilember

@Need_TLC
Yfw I hate eaten it but I'm not a tumblr tier Veeky Forums closet gay that says "boipucci"

Methshot
Methshot

Z E L D A

H Y P E

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Who ready for fake 100% spam?

Skullbone
Skullbone

"100%"

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

take a dump
meme run is already over
huh

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BinaryMan
How do people like you take half an hour to shit? I just go into the bathroom and push the shit out of my anus in a couple minutes at most.

Evilember
Evilember

@Evilember
prison gay, not closet gay

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
you need a squatty potty, bro

eGremlin
eGremlin

How do I go back and watch previous runs? Current runs are boring af

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BinaryMan
You shouldn't be taking 30 minute shits, that's how you get hemorrhoids

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Skullbone
speedrunning shits is not that easy at times

FastChef
FastChef

How accurate is this for AGDQ?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Skullbone
I eat a lot of fiber to get the big poops

takes2long
takes2long

@Spazyfool
Beautiful and empowered girl speedrunner.

massdebater
massdebater

@Evilember
that's even worse lmao

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Need_TLC
that's how you get hemorrhoids
too late user

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef
needs to update the pic with trannies

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evilember
@TechHater
@lostmypassword
@massdebater
@kizzmybutt
the samefag with no capitalization or punctuation is back

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Boy_vs_Girl
why are you samefagging yourself

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Choose your Shepard
Femshep winning.
Of course.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@FastChef
founders
disenfranchised

draw them walking away with a big cartoon dollar sign bag and it's good

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lord_Tryzalot
People really like Jen Hale

SniperWish
SniperWish

dont mind me just passing through

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@eGremlin
You wait for GDQ to finally upload them to youtube, which they are slowly doing for the first day of runs

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperWish
lmao

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/7oljmp/agdq_vod_thread_2018/

FastChef
FastChef

@GoogleCat
bunch of other people are uploading vods

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
aight who else should i add

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperWish
so many parts of this make no sense lmao

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Gigastrength
what i would like to know is... does he know hes a meme?

Methnerd
Methnerd

zelda hype

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methnerd
H Y P E A S F U C K

Every time they fuck up, DRINK! (or toke)

idontknow
idontknow

LOL

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@cum2soon
I already regret this

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

i wish i could cuddle with a cute tomboy right now while we watch a cozy zelda race

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

ignoring nostalgia, original zelda is kinda bad desu

at least link to the past still plays well

girlDog
girlDog

I did a smelly fart

Methshot
Methshot

andy
ALTTP randomizer
no glitches
no fun

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Holy shit this is terrible

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead
yeah, FUCK YOU

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
That poor fuck in the beanie 3rd pic down.
oh fuck please don't photograph me here with these people

RavySnake
RavySnake

@takes2long
@takes2long
@takes2long
@takes2long
who should i add

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What happened to miles? Why did he turn trans?

He doesn't even look different, he just put on his moms shirt and called himself a girl.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i'ts dangrerus to go alon taeke dis

likme
likme

Reminder that Clintstevens hates his job, his fans, and his life, and his fans are delusional enough to think anyone would be jealous of this lmao.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RavySnake
just fuck off back to /v/ you tranny obsessed faggot

likme
likme

@Gigastrength
i don't use /v/

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Seriously. This is one of the worst races I've ever seen.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

best pokemon runner that's not werster? need something comfy and there's nothing even potentially interesting until bloodborne

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Deadlyinx
Exarion

FastChef
FastChef

Reminder that the prevent cancer foundation donates 10% of their donations and the ceo cuts 90% off, all of their "work" goes towards giving out pamphlets

SniperGod
SniperGod

who is that sitting in the middle on the couch? Could've sworn I've sen him before

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
Did you miss the metroid prime 3 run?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TalkBomber
I think you mean as good, right?
@Deadlyinx
Keizaron.

FastChef
FastChef

@TalkBomber
Yeah, the HG runner didn't even finish the run lmao.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@cum2soon
okay im calling this off

Emberfire
Emberfire

@FastChef
The run finished under estimate.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberfire
The run did not finish, it ended.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Emberfire
he finished a soul silver game with a hacked save under estimate. The heartgold run is still ongoing

DeathDog
DeathDog

@w8t4u
he didn't even finish the soul silver game lmao

Supergrass
Supergrass

if you guys missed it, here's one of the best runs of this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6Cl-kE8dE

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberfire
using a definition of 'finished' that literally noone else on earth uses just to be a pedant

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Supergrass
is this any different than they skyrim run/route from last year?

askme
askme

@haveahappyday
No matter what fantasy world you think you live in, the fact that the run finished under the estimate will never change.
@w8t4u
What game do you run?
@DeathDog
What game are you planning on submitting to the next marathon? Do you need any help with routing?
@Spamalot
Try reading a dictionary sometime.

5mileys
5mileys

@askme
the run
a run that was not advertised based off a hacked save

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TreeEater
different category IIRC, but yes it's plenty different. Game crashed a few times during the run, the couch was hilarious making fun of the runner and themselves and gameplay was genuinely good.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

the heart gold run is still going to this day
the soul silver run completed, but we don't know how long it took to set up the file to save him when he fucked up RNG manip 3 times LMFAO so we don't know how long that took

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod

isnt that darkwing duck

Booteefool
Booteefool

@askme
Try reading a dictionary sometime.

Techpill
Techpill

havent watched a single run this year. what happened bois

TechHater
TechHater

such comfy bonding between bros

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
lots of screeching on the internet and an otherwise ok GDQ.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@5mileys
You have no idea what you're talking about. Try running a game, then you might finally see why you are completely wrong.
@Raving_Cute
The run finished under estimate.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
The run finished under estimate.
The run ended. Try reading a dictionary sometime.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Booteefool
When is your autism 100% run ending? Are you over esimate yet or were you going to do this this long from the beginning?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Booteefool
Keep cherry picking, it'll do you some good in life.
@Boy_vs_Girl
Nice contribution to the thread.
@iluvmen
As soon as people realize just how well received the Pokemon run was from last year.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

please stop your ridiculously petty squabbling and chat about how good of a zelda run that was.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
cherry picking
But you're the one cherrypicking. I provided the common definition, and you're cherrypicking an extremely uncommon one to suit your autistic agenda.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Dreamworx
it wasnt even 100%

farquit
farquit

@Raving_Cute
cherrypicked definitions are bad, except for the ones I use.
It takes talent to be this stupid.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@kizzmybutt
why are you be the way you are

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@kizzmybutt
I didn't watch it all, explain if you're serious.

Lunatick
Lunatick

dont look

massdebater
massdebater

@Raving_Cute
try reading a dictionary sometime
anon reads a dictionary and it proves pokemon autist wrong
oh shit, now i look pretty dumb. better shift the goalposts!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Harmless_Venom
@farquit
Again, create whatever scenario you like. That will not change the fact that:
1. The run finished under estimate
2. The run was well received in the speed running community
3. The run was host to some of the most viewers during the marathon
4. The run raised some of the most money for charity
@massdebater
What game do you run?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SomethingNew
The run finished under estimate
No, it ended. Try reading a dictionary sometime.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Garbage Can Lid
Refer to @Booteefool
As you can see, the run finished under estimate.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TalkBomber
You learn a lot reading tranny shit on this website.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Supergrass
That definition agrees with me, so yes, the run did not finish.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It's fucking agoraphobic nerds playing video games for charity in front of two hundred people irl and a hundred thousand online.

stop bitching they weren't entertaining enough for you. I know I personally would shit myself on stage with an anxiety attack if I seriously fucked up my run from a stupid mistake.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spazyfool
i just wanted an actual 100% run. is that too much to ask?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Spazyfool
Noone with a life worth living is here complaining about GDQ.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Spazyfool
then you don't belong on stage, simple as that.

If you can't entertain 150k people, dont submit a gdq run. If you do submit a run, then you accept the responsiblity.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@New_Cliche
I can't imagine how many fantasy worlds you live in to cope with the fact that the run finished under the estimate. Hopefully one of these fantasy worlds includes you actually running a game. If so, do you need help with routing?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Garbage Can Lid
fantasy worlds
except that definition is both in the dictionary and the most commonly accepted definition in the real world

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Spazyfool

I have been diagnosed with agoraphobia and I feel attacked

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fuzzy_Logic
GDQ is like a model train show. It's hobbyists showing off their projects. Acting like you're entitled to be entertained by this is even more autistic than they are.

idontknow
idontknow

>>201716106
Yeah, you're mindbogglingly stupid though.

Techpill
Techpill

@Spazyfool
I've seen pictures of dead bodies in war that are less gross than this.

Evilember
Evilember

@Raving_Cute
GDQ is like a model train show
show

the whole point of a fucking show is to be impressed and entertained.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evilember
No, there's nothing about a show that entitles you to entertainment. If you go see a Justin Beiber concert but hate Justin Beiber, acting like you were entitled to be entertained by him is certifiably autistic.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

cool runner
cool couch
both know the game inside and out and are interested about it
passable guy reading donations
no trans anywhere to be seen

Ah... the magic of PC gaming and GOOD SpeedGames

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@kizzmybutt
Umm, it was 100% because the runner said so? Sorry sweety, runner's rules! :)

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methnerd
No, there's nothing about a show that entitles you to entertainment
there it is, the stupidest thing I've read all day.

If you go see a Justin Beiber concert but hate Justin Beiber, acting like you were entitled to be entertained by him is certifiably autistic.
nevermind, this is the stupidest thing I've read today

likme
likme

@New_Cliche
He's not wrong though.

FastChef
FastChef

@New_Cliche
Neither of those are arguments. You're just proving my point that you're a self-entitled autist.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
Mass Effect
good speedgame
lmao

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperGod
not 2d
not a platformer
not being played on console
it checks all the boxes for a good speedgame, though?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Nude_Bikergirl
it checks all the boxes for a good speedgame, though?
No, it doesn't. None of the variables you listed have anything to do with whether or not a speedgame is good.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Burnblaze
I can't imagine what real life is like for you. Again, not only did the run finish under estimate, but it was incredibly well received in the speed running community. You would know this if you actually ran a game.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

kill me

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
I can't imagine what real life is like for you.
I suspect you struggle imagining what real life is for anyone.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Huh mass effect, never seen that ran, could be interesting
Turn on the stream and have a dude reading the dialog in a high pitch voice
Took about 20 seconds and I'm done with the run. Guess I'll check the schedule for whats coming up in and hour

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Dreamworx
Took about 20 seconds and I'm done with the run.
imagine being this delicate

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
guess you finished the run in 20 seconds
gz on new wr ;)

girlDog
girlDog

This run is actually really comfy

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lord_Tryzalot
Thank you, I worked really hard!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Dreamworx
It looks neat but why did it start 20 minutes early? I know I can watch the whole thing later, but still.

5mileys
5mileys

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

iluvmen
iluvmen

@LuckyDusty
Me, but it's too short.
80% of games on gdq are shit.

Techpill
Techpill

>>201717115
every time

Emberburn
Emberburn

would you?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@iluvmen
80% of games on gdq are shit.
this coming from someone who's unironically excited for a block of games that are objectively and laughably bad for speedrunning.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@likme
@FastChef
the whole aim of any show is to impress and entertain. The justin bieber analogy is stupid because I actually like speedrunning, therefore it is invalid.

GDQ is a show, there's no question about this, it's the coming together of a community and a showcase of skills. A fucking 7 day event.

If you genuinely think a 7 day event shouldn't have to be entertaining then you're beyond saving.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@MPmaster
the whole aim of any show is to impress and entertain.
It's to impress and entertain people who are impressed and entertained by the subject matter. It doesn't entitle you to being impressed or entertained.
The justin bieber analogy is stupid because I actually like speedrunning, therefore it is invalid.
No, it's perfectly apt. Liking music doesn't entitle you to enjoying a Justin Beiber concert.
If you genuinely think a 7 day event shouldn't have to be entertaining then you're beyond saving.
Nobody is entitled to be entertained by it.
I actually like speedrunning
Doesn't sound like it to me.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@MPmaster
I actually like speedrunning
constantly complain about how boring every marathon and run is
you're not fooling anyone lol

whereismyname
whereismyname

@MPmaster
You seem super invested in GDQ. How much did you donate, by chance?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@eGremlin
ah, so you're moving goalposts from whether or not it should be entertaining to whether or not I personally enjoy speedrunning, good work user.

have 12 times on the board
went to ESA last year, going again this year
seen literally over half the videos gdq and esa ever put on youtube

but whatever user, guess I just don't enjoy speedrunning haha

@JunkTop
that was literally my 2nd post in this thread, this being the 1st: @Supergrass

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
@Spazyfool
I actually like speedrunning
What games and runners do you watch outside of GDQ?

What game(s) do you speedrun?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

/vg/thread/201718469#p201718469
/vg/thread/201718469#p201718469
/vg/thread/201718469#p201718469

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@w8t4u
SSX,NFS,Trackmania,Ori,Cuphead

watch TMR, trihex, kuru, rithek and daggy regularly, other than that I visit other streams every now and then but never really stick around

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