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Techpill
Techpill

/vg/thread/201646945#p201646945

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlYVEaeu1ZM
http://www.strawpoll.me/14825313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzAqJ54bFqE
http://www.strawpoll.me/14825977
Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
DEJA VU

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Techpill
Taliyah needs more skins!
Also what does lolg think of unsealed spellbook on Malzahar?

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw no qt petite lewd punk gf

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Techpill
Reminder that Evelynn is pure and a virgin

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I love my wonderful husband Kled! I want to make out with his butthole! :3

likme
likme

@Booteefool
jinx with tits

JunkTop
JunkTop

I just want to win one reeeeeeee

takes2long
takes2long

@TurtleCat
Star gurdian taliyah would be great and will fix her nose

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
Jinx has potentially the biggest tits in leeg if only she had had stable meals when developing.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Snarelure
potentially the biggest tits

she'd probably be around Vi's size

TechHater
TechHater

@JunkTop
Maybe try getting a kill lmao

whereismyname
whereismyname

@takes2long
Guardian *

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@cum2soon
We'll never know. Only drugs and malnourishment for Jinx.

Emberburn
Emberburn

xth for cute Soraka!
Mornin lolgee
@TurtleCat
Isnt Taliyah getting one from Worlds? I want more skins for her too
@JunkTop
I couldnt get a win for 3 days. Always someone went 0/8 in 10 mins and we surrendered at 15 or i went afk/inting

I started winning again when i played retarded shit like ignoring jungle instalocking katarina and running duo mid with everyone muted and then afterwards Zyra """"""support"""""" with liandrys and ignite. This game is retarded

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Boy_vs_Girl
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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Please tell me Vayne hasn't been nerfed? BEcause she's STILL FUCKING BUSTED AS HELL

If she's been nerfed and she's still this fucking strong, then WHAT THE FUCK HAS CHANGED TO MAKE HER SO DAMN GOOD

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Boy_vs_Girl
Can't grope imaginary parts of the breasts, chestlet.

StonedTime
StonedTime

why is eve so high on jungler list? she doesn't seem -that- good. she seems completely useless in a teamfight

Illusionz
Illusionz

Xth for based strong brown lady

Bidwell
Bidwell

@lostmypassword
I think MF is better and i spak from experience but yeah... she didnt get nerfed

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
she can clear fast and snowball shit wildly

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methnerd
Jhin's one of the slowest champs in the game but ill put him in the middle of my poster just because im a jhin fanboy like every other redditor

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PurpleCharger
He runs fast as fuck when out of ammo

Nojokur
Nojokur

say "git gud" to a fag who's raging on enemy team
say it again a game later in a similar situation
"10 game chat restriction"
start reporting everybody who swears/talks shit in my games even if they're not doing it to anyone in particular, even people on my own team who i'm being friendly with
get instant feedback reports

Is this the new toxicity that Riot created?

Seriously though, fuck this new beta ass system that forces everybody to talk like soyboys

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@likme
What if Jinx had no tits because she's a girl(boy)

Firespawn
Firespawn

@JunkTop
deal em

Emberfire
Emberfire

xth for enslaving the vastayan race.

Techpill
Techpill

@AwesomeTucker
how do you gank with her pre 6? they just walk away

if you get behind you're useless as well how do you come back from that

WebTool
WebTool

@Bidwell

MFs scaling is fucking garbage and the new relic shield+overheal cancer is makintg Vaynes busted as hell

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nojokur
I always report everyone after my games because they always have to audacity to fuck up and then bitch about "lag",the support,the jungler,the riot balancing team etc. I get feedback like once every 2-3 months because no one fucking cares about reports. In case someone tilts me to hell and back ill just take screenshots of the chat and submit a ticket to riot while pretending im really upset and sad and then theres more chances they assblast the moron with a chat ban or something

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Emberfire
I'm gonna enslave Rakan and make Xayah watch as he fucks me!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
Good morning user.
I'm playing retarded shit right now like TF and I"m still losing all the time. At least TF is really fun even if you lose sort of.

@TechHater
I flash stun niggas left and right but then they kill me too usually.

Methshot
Methshot

@PurpleCharger
I'm upset about facts

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@WebTool
I win my games with MF in 20-30 mins.
If it reaches the point where the game goes on for 50 mins then yeah you're fucked since Vayne is B U S T E D when she has 4 items
@TalkBomber
When in doubt get a friend and do jinx+janna. Its a 20 min win below diamond

WebTool
WebTool

I want Zoe to sit on my face.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Techpill
have you tried invading like an aggressive bastard?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
he doesnt know about THE FAST Jhin

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PurpleCharger
he doesn't know

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nojokur
no because eve's first clear sucks? and is the best time to invade and put her behind?

takes2long
takes2long

@Techpill
enemy zed is pushing my lux under tower
go to the brush and W him
lux is happy to get a kill
???

Inmate
Inmate

@Booteefool
ywn listen to The Misfits while having sex with Jinx

hairygrape
hairygrape

This is the best position for cumming insde you're waifu.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Crazy_Nice
you need to play her more

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

comfy bfs~

MPmaster
MPmaster

@hairygrape
Not mating press

likme
likme

@PurpleCharger
Ez can be shipped with anyone
He is more feminine than half of the female roster

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@MPmaster

Mating press is a point of view. It's basically that position but guy spreads his legs so you can see his nutsack and girl's asshole.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Inmate
that sounds really comfy in a punk way

5mileys
5mileys

have below 60 % kill participation
feel like I didn't dedicate to the win

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Techpill
Best supp to fuck up xayah and rakan?
I enjoy smashing them with a strong cc tanky supp but they will always kill my adc so help please

WebTool
WebTool

So quick question about the backstory stuff in league.
So of all those darkin fucks was Aatrox the only one that didn't die and have to be fused with a gay?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
pick leona/blitz
be agressively after xayah all the time
when she dies her bitch just runs away

hairygrape
hairygrape

Do you love your waifu lolg? Then you should know what color her eyes are right? No cheating now

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Raving_Cute
This always happens it feels like all the xayah and rakan players share the same personality

iluvmen
iluvmen

@hairygrape
not even a lebfag but I know hers are green
my waifus are pinkish

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
My waifus eyes are brown.
She's not a league of legends waifu

cum2soon
cum2soon

Relic is amazing to get an easy S on adcs

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@hairygrape
Mine has a white eye and a yellow eye!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@ZeroReborn
I don't know. I've played xayah/rakan with my friends for fun before and we spent the game mocking how cring their lines are. Most others ive seen maining either seemed like people id gas if i could.

MF and Vayne are the patrician and based ADCs

Skullbone
Skullbone

@iluvmen
@Sharpcharm
who's ur waifus?

and LeBlanc's are a light brown

SniperGod
SniperGod

@hairygrape
Illaoi's eyes are green.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@hairygrape
his eyes are blue

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
oh my god, you really dont know, dont you?

Methshot
Methshot

@Skullbone
Brown-eyed waifufag here, my waifu is Takagi-san.
Not just because the anime came out either, I've been fawning over her for more than half a year now.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@MPmaster
I hate playing with vayne they are stupid selfish and toxic but effective
MF are annoying but good players
My favorite adc to play with is jhin
Maybe he is not as good as Mf or vayne but all jhin mains/players are really chill or do not bother to talk at all

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
What a coincidence, that'll be Rakan's point of view.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sharpcharm
@Skullbone
shit colored eyes

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Skullbone
huh I always thought they were green in the splash but I am kinda colorblind haha

happy_sad
happy_sad

Have a swell night, Anons!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
I prefer green eyes like my own but I'm not going to let my love for a woman be swayed by her eye color.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@JunkTop
why full ap tf? do tooth and rfcannon

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

post em

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
I can confirm Vayne being toxic as hell.
I had the displeasure to support one 2 games ago. They had trist/blitz and she chased after them without minions infront of her,got hooked and killed and she even went 1vs3 with their jungler and then bitched at me. Thank god i was playnig Zyra and won lane alone.

MF players sometimes bitch,other they dont ever use the chat. They are above average most of times though.

Jhin mains are retarded. I always mute them. And when i want to play Jhin i go mid and be 6/0 by 15mins otherwise Vayne fucks my shit up

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
What is that creature
I thought it gone extinct like that one arachnid

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Methshot
Wow she's really cute. I hope she makes you happy.

@ZeroReborn
Hey don't bully me retard.

SniperGod
SniperGod

To the user asking about who is next for a rework it is ya boy Swain

SniperGod
SniperGod

@WebTool
Aatrox fused with one gay
Rhaast only found one gay so he is still taking over kayn's body
Varus needed two gays to spawn
The next darkin to spawn will require three gats
This trend will continue until you have a mardi gra of gays marching to their deaths to sapwn a darkin

TechHater
TechHater

@Lunatick
I hope she makes you happy.
She makes me smile and feel all fuzzy every time I see her.
I don't think we'd be a very good match if she were real since the crutch of her antics is that Nishikata keeps letting himself get embarrassed and I'm pretty impossible to embarrass but I can dream that she'd enjoy the challenge of getting me to crack.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperGod
Aatrox lore retcon will either create internal conflict where there was none and make him lame like Varus or more likely he'll have already completely taken over his host like Rhaast when you choose red Kayn.

massdebater
massdebater

@hairygrape
What other items and what build order? I'll do that shit right now

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@WebTool
I want Zoe and Annie to share my face

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TechHater
Aww, that's so cute. I don't know much about that anime stuff but even if you don't get embarrassed, she'll probably question that dumb smile on your face everytime you look at her.

FastChef
FastChef

What's reverse cucking called? Like when a girl gets off on the idea of her man fucking another woman.

And which League waifu would be into that?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@FastChef
I think that's called cuckqueen. And if this is who I think it is, holy shit dude, you're moving through the fetishes really quick

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
A cuckqueen, and Xayah

Emberfire
Emberfire

It's fun to shitstomp people as Lux
She's very helful

w8t4u
w8t4u

when is LCK coming back
my nights are so empty

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
Then it wouldn't help filling it by watching empty soulless gooks

TechHater
TechHater

ban allied vayne
flame begins
call them shit
get in game
get double kill alone
adc gets to lane
remake happens because yasuo decided to dodge
no its okay just take away my one good match on a loss streak its all good

Booteefool
Booteefool

@hairygrape
yellow!

FastChef
FastChef

Insider here.

Swain’s title is the Dark Messiah.

His origin story is him almost dying and seeing a flock of ravens over him since ravens like to eat human remains and all. He was at first scared but he learned to conquer it. You will see how

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
jhin is slow
um???????????????????????

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Booteefool
tfw that stupid scene-o-matic gave her blue eyes

not even riot knows their own charaters

takes2long
takes2long

@FastChef
did he fuck the ravens
did he cum on a raven

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

duo starts playing janna/lulu for me
"c-can you play j-jinx now haha"
yeah, that's a fucking no. what a fucking shitass boring champion.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
We all love to shitpost how Rakan is a cuck and all but Xayah being a cuckqeen makes a lot more sense. I bet she comes like a waterfall when Rakan is fucking Ionian babes.

massdebater
massdebater

@hairygrape
Lux has blue eyes, Taliyah has brown eyes

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC
jinx is boring

RavySnake
RavySnake

@hairygrape
idk. Id do tooth first or some mana item of your choice to begin with then rfcannon to get those gold cards in a little better. do some crit if you feel like or life steal rage blade. attack speed and ap mostly for that e proc. sorry i don't usally do build orders just by feel at the time.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

ornn buffs when

eGremlin
eGremlin

@FastChef
Hahaha I get the reference xD

Evilember
Evilember

HAHA DRAVEN

YEAH

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Supergrass
over annoying, strong woman
oh trust me she's not a cuck, if Rakan cheats on her she'll cut his throat

JunkTop
JunkTop

play some meme ADC build
enemy team is an AoE clown fiesta of J4, Brand, Malz and Gangplank
team blames me for the loss even though if I get in a 2 mile radius of what they were doing my face would melt clean off
team is some no CC shitpick top lane Illaoi that gets blown up cause she can't stun anyone out of casting anything
inting 2-7 Shaco that literally did only ONE THING, which was level 2 cheese.
Kassadin mid pick after he already saw all the AoE the enemy team was picking, completely unaware he'd be melted down in all the indiscriminate damage blanketing an entire area at once at all times
support Braum is doing what he can to help but he can't stop all that from melting anyone
team apart from Braum thinks I'm at fault when I was refusing to get ult'd by J4 and then prompting having everyother spell they have dropped on me
team thinks I can do anything in all that AoE when if I get in a 2 mile radius of it I die from the fallout from their nuclear strike of a teamfight alone
end of game screen, whole team but Braum is trying to blame it on me
enemy team tells them they're all autistic shits that picked nothing useful and were why we lost, not the "troll pick ADC" that was powerless to do anything since even they knew I couldn't go anywhere near any fights as any ADC with none of them picking anything useful for the ADC to stand behind

I hate this autistic playerbase full of actual children so fucking much.

idontknow
idontknow

@StrangeWizard
they know but they went for the normie-like confort

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@massdebater
Wait a second...

girlDog
girlDog

Does Xayah chirp when she orgasms?

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow
god damn normies ruining everything

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
vi user here
Just reminding you who is the most gorgeous waifu

whereismyname
whereismyname

Demolish Cho
This shit cracks me up every fucking time.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@VisualMaster
The closest thing to a waifu I have also has blue eyes but is from a shitty anime
I just like cute characters user, I don't waifu them though I just wanna hug them

Soft_member
Soft_member

@girlDog
jeez I hope not, that wold be a mood killer

massdebater
massdebater

@AwesomeTucker
Yeah not Vi lmao

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

xth for my wife Syndra

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

want to chill in a normal
everything

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
you can also see the guy's asshole so its kinda gay

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Best girl.
Best thighs.
Best wife.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evil_kitten
Oh that's cool too. Can't blame anyone for appreciating cute characters and wanting to hug them.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
Vi is gorgeous as fuck

@Spazyfool
My wife punches your wife.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@New_Cliche
tfw

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Soft_member
But imagine about how shocked and embarrassed about it she'd be.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Can we just fucking delete Nasus already?

His W is absolute fucking torture to play against, makes you immobile for way too damn long and shreds your attack speed so you can't even hope to duel him while it's on you.

I mean look at this shit. He's sitting around or over 53% depending on where you look and his fucking playerbase isn't dedicated at all if this is to be believed. This is retarded.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Emberburn
Only for a moment before I give her leash another yank

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

hey wait a minute

Emberburn
Emberburn

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@w8t4u
he just get replace w other shit champ idiot.

league sucks.
only good for waifus.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@hairygrape
I don't know, does she count as a waifu if I want to mindbreak her thoroughly?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@DeathDog
why is her keyhole shirt a fox?

Evilember
Evilember

@DeathDog
that's a really ugly picture of Xayah

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
I disagree.

girlDog
girlDog

@VisualMaster
Because she's discount Ahri with baggage

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Illusionz
Have you seen that face?
inb4 >looking at the face xd

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
those panties on THICC hips

This is what boners are made of.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Am I the only jungler that actually focuses bot lane? Why do most of them focus top even if it's some impossible to kill bullshit like Ornn, Maokai or Malphite or someone with a good scape like Camille?

farquit
farquit

@hairygrape
Her eyes glow and are purple, you can also see her irises beneath the glow.

Methshot
Methshot

@girlDog
You can't mindbreak the fox though.

I mean, what's the point of fugging a girl if you aren't turning her into a mindless cumslut in the process?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@farquit
syndra?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@JunkTop
Of course!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Booteefool
top lane snowballs really hard in this meta

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
Because one of the top laners will pick a meme pick with no sustain and recall every second blaming his jungler

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What do I do with these? Which ones are worth converting to permanents, and which should be DE'd?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

win a ranked match
don't get the "prepare for the journey" mission
Anyone else had this problem?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool

90% of bot lanes just take bad trades and then ping for help when they're too low to go in.

They're literally useless. They don't even bother to ban Vayne.

takes2long
takes2long

@Boy_vs_Girl
fucking christ its like when you think you made a great looking face from the front in dark souls/skyrim or any other game with facial customization and then you turn it to the side and see an abomination

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TurtleCat
i just got it when i logged on

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Sharpcharm
Keep the legacy skins

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Sona down to 46% winrate

Remember how Sona was a champion who didn't give a fuck about any nerfs she got and just chilled at 52% winrate for 5 years

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
nice!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@kizzmybutt
I mean it didn't complete.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
Nobody told me about that. @Methnerd

Soft_member
Soft_member

@hairygrape
Lissfag BTFO

iluvmen
iluvmen

adc dies 10 times
blames me, the support
the fed support
the fed support thats 2v1 in lane because the adc is always dead
still insists on feeding and blaming me for their shitty choices

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@PackManBrainlure
are those the ones with the ward icon in the bottom left?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BlogWobbles
Can a drawfag do one of Vi pls

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

just fapped to geiger counter I feel kind of bad

askme
askme

@Techpill
Do refunds reset when the new season starts?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme
no

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
geiger what

RumChicken
RumChicken

@haveahappyday
Why is ashe so cute?
@StrangeWizard
When they do?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@girlDog
hey cuck, who said you could post here?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RumChicken
refunds reset never

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Soft_member
mood killer

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@RumChicken
never

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
how terminal is it?
play more quinn, she's fun!!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
geiger counter, a doujin
@RumChicken
because the queen of the Freljord must be CUTE!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@VisualMaster
t. Rakan

"Maybe if I call the big strong Human a cuck my gf will stop getting gaped by thick Human cocks!"

Methshot
Methshot

@Fried_Sushi
74% winrate with ww
Rito will defend this
boy sure I do like to chase a 5% ww just to watch him leap at me and heal back too 100%

FastChef
FastChef

@Deadlyinx
oh I guess not, thats just an image ahricuck user uses regularly over at the ntr thread

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methshot
user he's just a killing machine with the right items

RavySnake
RavySnake

@FastChef
is that the ahricuck we've always had?
or is that a new cuck that just fell over the deep end?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Raving_Cute
That has to be fake somehow. There's no way someone actually has that perfect of a figure

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RavySnake
probably a new one, the old ahricuck wasnt as good, the sonacuck is real good too

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Techpill
Just noticed that if your adc is bad you can't do shit and completely helpless as a support unless you are playing a """""""""support""""""""" this feels bad man ill just play jungle and top only from now on

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CodeBuns
haven't seen the old ahricuck in awhile
wonder what happened to him

idontknow
idontknow

@JunkTop
morello
no roa
uhhhhhhh

Skullbone
Skullbone

@New_Cliche
nice try user

Emberfire
Emberfire

Who has the best crit animation?

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
mine has pink and blue eye
:^)

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Emberfire
old GP

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberfire
Garen

SniperWish
SniperWish

play some Teemo ADC building mostly AP
do pretty well and shitstomp the enemy bot lane so the rest of my team can just roll over everybody
the whole time this Thresh support I got is making plays and spoonfeeding me left and right to the point I can just explode the full HP Kayn before he explodes my low HP Thresh
in the drought of shitpicking Enchanter supports I get, the two hook supports I've gotten lately remind me why I love them over everything else I can get

Feels comfy man.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberfire
idk about Crit animatin, but Cait's headshot sound on Lunar Wraith is fucking amazing

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
somehow
what like photoshop?
nawww
neeeveerrrrr

King_Martha
King_Martha

Champs that have no good skins:
I'll start

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Is Karthus a good pick?

I enjoy playing him on free rotation consistently, but I'm curious how viable he is mostly mid.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

enemy ziggs isn't having a very good game
tear him to ribbons without using W
he complains about the "support" dealing 1.5k damage in under two seconds

MPmaster
MPmaster

@King_Martha
Nani? gothic and dark-star are both great

Skullbone
Skullbone

@WebTool
That's EXACTLY what I'm assuming it is here.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
no he's pretty awful. Riot hates him

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fuzzy_Logic
he's a decent pick and pretty good
when you know how to play him, he's never bad.

Spamalot
Spamalot

carry the game
feels good
Teemo outdamages me by 5 cause Singed decided to feed him 5 kills
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fuzzy_Logic
He's shit unless you master him, but if you're a one-trick and can land the skittles and know when to ult he can be super good

farquit
farquit

Which male champions do you think will be rough in bed but not too much? I need someone to dream up while I fall asleep :3

Firespawn
Firespawn

@farquit
cho'gath

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit
Garen, Darius. Maybe Jarvan, and maybe Braum if you ask him

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I fucking love league of legends!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@farquit
Zac, he's rough and caring!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lord_Tryzalot
taking baron
ever

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Wait, chests still give champion shards? Were the level-up capsules not enough?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Lord_Tryzalot
enemy team gets baron
still loses

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

does dodging affect lp gain when you win or is it only an lp penalty for dodging

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fried_Sushi
Anything to keep you from getting free skins.
Not to mention the disgustingly non existant ammounts of orange essense you get when you dust anything.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BlogWobbles
just a flat lp penatly, doesn't affect lp gain/loss

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
Fuckers won't give me the chance to spend it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methnerd
ill be doing it a lot more frequently tnen

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BlogWobbles
only a penalty, your LP gains after will be higher to compensate. Not by much if you're only -3 LP, but if you dodge many many times you'll see higher gains until your visible rank matches your invisible MMR.

likme
likme

mfw killing someone with Poppy ult

Lunatick
Lunatick

This was my first game in a month

They destroyed our nexus in 13 mins

Thanks for reminding me why I stopped playing this piece of shit game, nothing you do matters and the matchmaker decides everything and it's just not fucking fun to lose to proxy matchmaking

Evilember
Evilember

@Lunatick
git gud

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lord_Tryzalot

Sona's problem is that she's brainless. She has all of one skillshot and the rest of her kit is playable by literally rolling your face on the keyboard. Nobody considered her a problem because she was always a champ that could be outplayed, a literal bucket of stats, right up until nu-runes gave her such a boost in raw power that she couldn't be ignored any more. She just has shit design and needs to be gutted until she can be reworked. Janna of all fucking champions requires more skill to play than Sona.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@likme
@Spazyfool

Tell me about girl penis.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

win promos into silver
my main pick is instabanned every game
top and at least one other lane have 10 deaths at 20

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Deadlyinx
god i hate that faggot

girlDog
girlDog

@Ignoramus
B-b-b-buh-buh SONA TAKES NO SKILL

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TurtleCat
you have to look at the mission before it will count
so open your missions before the game

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Techpill
Play mid
top and bot feeds
play top, mid and bot feeds
play bot, mid and top feeds
Literally no escape unless I jg , gank every lane every min

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What's a good build for Quinn mid?

Don't tell me it's bad, I know it's cheesy and kinda bad but I managed a 12/2 loss earlier tonight and I think it has potential.

I went Duskblade/Maw into Shiv/RFC/IE. Is it worth going crit or should I just build full lethality?

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
he thinks ganking every lane will help either when they'll just int away any lead he gives them

Just give up user, there's no beating this system intended to keep you grinding for hundreds of games at a time so Riot can suck the life and money right out of ya

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Techpill
I want to have a threesome with Star Guardian Lux and Star Guardian Ahri

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

sometimes i miss all of the friends iv thrown away over the years and knowing ill never have the balls to say sorry doesnt help
but at least this season of league of legends is looking fun too bad its the year a bunch of mmos and classic wow comes out

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I'm starting to think Vlad isn't exactly balanced

StonedTime
StonedTime

QT is finally expressing his disdain for shitters recently in game chat
I'm really enjoying 2018 QT

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

check offline friendlist
90% of them are still level 30
nobody is online

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Boy_vs_Girl
god her dress looks like its about to fall down and expose those glorius titties

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BlogWobbles
Build executioners
Bait out W
Disengage when he ults

Nah

StonedTime
StonedTime

Sona will forever be marred to me knowing that she's some ugly hamplanet's attempt to force hatsune miku into the game

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StonedTime
or you can not be a weeb about it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
If you were a god tier hook support main I'd play with you user but otherwise I can't. Like yeah normal tank supports are good too but god getting a hook support that can hook is ciomfy.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Come back to this game for the first time in years
Try practicing a few jungle runs with the new rune-mastery system

Huh, are a lot of junglers just weaker now compared to a few seasons back, or am I doing things in the wrong order?

I remember buying a ton of armor and aspd runes for my junglers, but now it seems like the most I can get is 5 armor from the tank tree and some stacking stats that won't help the initial clear. People like Warwick and Trundle feel the same as always, but tried some Jarvan/Shyv/Cho and dropped a lot lower than I expected on all of them, especially with Cho's new E.

The shitton of birds and the matryoshka golems when I start red side now feel a lot stronger than what they were before especially, though granted I did all of it leashless in practice mode. Is starting blue side recommended for weaker junglers now? The frog/wolves don't seem much stronger than before.

Also how soon in the clear path am I supposed to go attack that crab thing in river/take the healing plant nowadays?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
killing someone with Poppy's w as they're trying to escape

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberfire
how do that?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Ignoramus
No, people who play her are just braindead.
Sona herself is fine, and managing her passive is actually pretty cool. I get a feeling that people who criticize her don't realize that Sona can slow people or weaken people's damage output.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SomethingNew
*comfy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Stupidasole
if they dash while in the zone around her while it's active they're stopped and take damage

unrelated, but who the fuck thought 'walk through walls for literally entire seconds so he can just completely ignore wards and gank routes' kayn was balanced?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
beat them within an inch of their life
they try to dash away
they bonk on the force field and fucking die
It almost never happens but when it does it's a treat.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Ignoramus
The same guy who thought "Hey wouldn't it be funny if he didn't have a passive until 15 minutes?"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Ignoramus
I play Sona as a glasscannon assassin

Would you still say that's braindead when catching even just a slow means your ass is respawning?

massdebater
massdebater

normal games are always fun

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TreeEater
whenever i'd imagine. soonish maybe. it doesn't hurt you so you only really lose out on time killing it. as for heal plants i almost always forget about those so whenever you think about them or when you do drag or rift herald

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PurpleCharger
this fucking new

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TreeEater
if you have trouble with one jungle item try the other, you need like .85 +AS to make machete worth it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PackManBrainlure
Quinn mid isn't bad though! She can prey on squishy mages and roam, it's just that she's still Quinn late game. In mid it's probably best to go full lethality and pretend you're talon, but the normal duskblade -> shiv/IE path isn't bad either I imagine.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Holy shit, is it me or is Zac kinda busted right now? Just played him for the first time in forever and his clears felt super quick, plus his ganks are as good as ever.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

4 games in a row where enemy graves mastery 7 carries

Playboyize
Playboyize

i finally got to save a match using the pentakill skin's smite bug
thresh stole my red at level 1
volibear invaded blue at level 2
had to tax 4 waves in bot lane to make up for this
got some stacks on dark seal
got herald
got all dragons, one being with the bug
THREE BARONS, one being stolen
tryn backdooring the whole fucking time just to stop us from winning, and working out for him
repeat until death timer is too long to win
wasnt even a 45 minute match
it sure as fuck felt like an hour

TreeEater
TreeEater

@PurpleCharger
he is unaware of THE FAST
https://youtu.be/BrP0H-n0x3Q

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Techpill
@Techpill
Evelynn is A PURE
Truly best girl

cum2soon
cum2soon

If I want to splitpush as Poppy, do I build Titanic Hydra alongside Trinity Force or instead of it?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@viagrandad
Tanks are back on top again with the Overheal meme invalidating eary game AD carries. Now you actually need to have comps that can teamfight effectively rather than shit on / being shit by the Duskblade ad carry.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Enemy team runs it down Mid
Nami ult into Wukangz ult into Twitch ult while lategame Riven and Ekko reenact Columbine on their backline
Enemy Karma: "you got lucky we were winning longterm"

askme
askme

@cum2soon
stack lethality instead and pound the skin off their bones

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@viagrandad
He never was a bad pick. And he is super good naw if you dont go for a "big plays" for no reason.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@cum2soon
just take the tower demolish rune

Skullbone
Skullbone

Just a reminder that the season will start and:
Ornn hasn't been nerfed
Zoe hasn't been nerfed
Katarina hasn't been nerfed
Vayne hasn't been nerfed
Janna hasn't been nerfed
Malzahar hasn't been nerfed
Aftershock got buffed
Klepto is not nerfed
Press the attack still isn't removed from the game

Enjoy season 8.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PackManBrainlure
The Hydra would be for clearing waves faster though not for the actual tower.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Skullbone
Janna wasn't nerfed
Doesn't matter, Ardent got the dick and Aftershock buff guarantees she gets btfo'd
PTA isn't removed
What's wrong with PTA? And what would we even replace it with?

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone
Ornn hasn't been nerfed
are you retarded?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Skullbone
you forgot
nunu buffs

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Skullbone
I dont play clepto champions, so are clepto useless in late game when you dont have slots for this potions and other crap?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stupidasole
It auto-uses the loot you get so if you're 6 slotted and get an elixir it just activates instantly

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stupidasole
They just pop off immediately. Pretty much yes though.

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
tfw I don't give a shit about this shit and just play for fun
so glad I'm not autistic

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Ripping someone apart with a 10 feather Bladecaller
Holy fuck this champion is satisfying.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
@farquit
@farquit

this. id be ok with eve nerfs, would love to play her more maybe shitters would stop banning her

iluvmen
iluvmen

@JunkTop
I tried to old school meme and it didn't even work. I was so close to winning that one too AAAAAAAAAAAA

also where's my abyssal scepter

TechHater
TechHater

@iluvmen
Abyssal Scepter

You mean Abyssmal Mask. It's a tank item now bb

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PurpleCharger
he didn't read Jhin's passive

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TalkBomber
not banning eve

that demonslut can spend her days in the bandungeon getting abused i'm not letting her out

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

1-3 get coffee, play more league
4-6 go to bed
7-9 fap then bed
0 uninstall league

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@PurpleCharger
goodnight sona

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Carnalpleasure
SFX on all of Xayah's skills

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@w8t4u
Rail Tracer champ fucking when?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Carnalpleasure
implying ripping bird slut apart isn't 100x more orgasmic

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@PurpleCharger
Tucc

hairygrape
hairygrape

Oh wow, yet another promo series to plat failed :)

whereismyname
whereismyname

@hairygrape
have you considered winning?

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
play xayah
she wont stfu about her bf

boner lost

likme
likme

@hairygrape
Plat isn't any better. I'm at P2 rn and I still hate it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname
Nah fuck that.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Post that song you listen to when you need to get hype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlYVEaeu1ZM

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm have 6400 saved up: do I get Jhin or Vi?

They both seem fun from playing them when they were free. Can people that play them more chime in?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@w8t4u
vi

girlDog
girlDog

@hairygrape
trying to rank up when season ends in 3 days
Lmao

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
Get both faggot birds on 1 team
BABE BABE THX BABE HEY BABE BEABE BABEBAEBAEBEABBAEBEABEABAEAEBBAEEABBEABEBEAAEBBEABAEBAE

Fuck who wrote these heroes they are the worst
Burch doesn't know that you don't just call people babe all the FUCKING TIME
This is why he gets cucked

WebTool
WebTool

@hairygrape
I'm more ashamed of being plat than being gold

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@w8t4u
though choice

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

whats hottest or most fapped to league doujin/pic
cropped accepted

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PurpleCharger
Rolling

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
Jhin, Kayn lovechild?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
Roll for 0

hairygrape
hairygrape

If you're waifu wanted to watch you fugg someone else's waifu, would you do it?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@askme
Play Xayah
She won't shut up about Rakan
Play both of them together
They won't shut up about each other
Play Rakan
He barely brings up Xayah

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
Jhin for autism and FOUR memes. Can delete people from existence
Vi is for fun "imma get you" feelings. Can also remove people from existence if you try.

The main issue with both is theyre squishy early on so you will get some trouble until later.

It solely comes down to which do you prefer, the FOUR meme man himself, or sister fister the lesbian plower

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@hairygrape
can they join in?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
please let it be a 0
i have like 9 fucking copies of league

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Need_TLC
You are cursed pixel. Better rev up that bad top

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SomethingNew
The Jinx/Robot one gets around a lot

Evilember
Evilember

@Supergrass
it totaled to almost 100gb of league data last i checked, but i cleaned some shit i didnt need

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Need_TLC
You'll be free one day

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Hot and attractive:
Cait
Sona
Janna
Kayle
Vi
Leona
Lux
Tayliah
Irelia
Ashe
Raka
Quinn
Vayne
Riven
Sarah
Fiora
Akali
Camille
Sejuani

Hot but not attractive:
Nid
Leblanc
Elise
Jinx
Katarina
Eve
Syndra
Lissandra

Attractive but not hot:
Anivia

Neither hot nor attractive:
Cass
Ahri
Illaoi
Morgana

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Stark_Naked
nah your opinions are bad

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Techpill
Should I get quinn?
Is she good?
I like her

Lunatick
Lunatick

Literally everygame today has been a 15 minute stomp on my side or the enemys side

This game would be the best joke if Overwatch didn't already exist
There is no fun to be had

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stark_Naked
evelynn not first
Literal faggot

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stark_Naked
The most beautiful waifu is the one that you love with all your heart!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Stark_Naked
Your list is shit and you need to kill yourself

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lunatick
tfw overmeme boils down to how well you spam out a choke point
i wanted it to be so much more

Firespawn
Firespawn

Queue pops
I'm FP so I can get countered
Someone on my team is autofilled

Ah yes

Forced 50%

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StonedTime
Why is a giant plume of gas coming off nid?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stark_Naked
cass
nigga
I know you're baiting ahrifags but dont do snek lady dirty like this.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
Neither hot nor attractive:
Illaoi
You take that back right fucking now.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stark_Naked
Continued:
Hot, attractive and CUTE:
Nami

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RavySnake
I have no idea. I thought it was just a coloured version of this pic.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Would you adopt this?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RavySnake
@Fuzzy_Logic
It's tristana, she just rocket launched herself into the background.
You can see her next to Cass

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@LuckyDusty
@MPmaster
@ZeroReborn
same

@Illusionz
She's mean. That's the main determining factor between the first and second groups.

@Firespawn
I did forget nami. She would be both hot and attractive. Idk about fish parts but she a cute otherwise.

@StonedTime
This is true, but I'm just shitposting a bit.

@Lunatick
She's sort of hot, barely not on the hot section, but I dislike that she goes around killing people for no real good reason so she's not on the attractive section for sure. Believe whatever you want but she """"""tests"""" people who don't ask to be tested and they die all the time.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Dreamworx
puffy

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Dreamworx
She only tests people who are not confident and can't pursue their ambitions. She basically kills people who have no motivation in their lives.

likme
likme

I'm so fucking done with this game. 4th game in a row where the enemy is over extended in my lane the jungle could get easy kill. They don't do it, other lanes are doing fine as well but he wants those. Even when he gets done in those lane, enemy laner is still over extended and the jungle will come up and die, proceeds to feed my lane then never come up again.

Evilember
Evilember

@Dreamworx
She's mean
In the last group
Meanwhile Vayne (who is neither hot nor attractive) is apparently not mean
Also hasn't even read her new lore
Ok now you're just blatantly picking favorites
At least provide some proof when you state wrong opinions.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
Don't shitpost if it'll hurt someones feelings! It's really rude.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stark_Naked
Forgetting the birb

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Which League Girl have puffy vagina?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@girlDog
what is mmr

RumChicken
RumChicken

Lets talked about forced lulu impregnation!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@RumChicken
I'd rather talk about forced vastayan impregnation 2bh.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Stark_Naked
No Diana
Don't worry I put her in the "Best of the best" section for you.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

sion on op.gg is #1 support
im going in

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperWish
Forgetting a who?
No not really

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RumChicken
no

Evilember
Evilember

@Nojokur
Right, that's not actually a good reason to go and kill someone.

@Evilember
If I got cursed and got turned into a half-animal, I would not go around killing people and saying dumb little puns and jokes about how I like to kill people. So she can be on the hot group alongside the other half-animal Nami, but she's definitely in the not attractive square alongside the other edgelords.

@SniperWish
Hot but not attractive.
She's super immature and a tryhard edgelord, which is a bad combo. she's not mature enough to realize her edgelord attempts just come off as stupid and childish. But she's hot.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

evelynn
ult is only good for escaping because even if you think the enemy is low enough for it to kill them it never does
shit champ desu

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
whats the difference between hot and attractive even?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SomethingNew
Houshou! Ill remember this.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Need_TLC
Hot is appearance. Their body mostly.
Attractive means you would want to talk to them, their personality mostly.

Evilember
Evilember

inting 0-7 Gnar
inting 1-8 Rammus
useless shitter Lux support
Xerath lost mid to TF

What the actual fuck is wrong with solo laners? Like I know ALL top laners/junglers are brainlets but jesus christ this is stupid.

farquit
farquit

@Methnerd
this picture is shooped
i can tell because of the pixels

askme
askme

@Evilember
adc calling anyone a brainlet

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
He's literally just this ignorant
Nigga read her new lore before you make a stupid statement
She only kills bad people or people that try to kill her for looking scary, she doesn't kill the innocent or anyone that treats her nicely.
She's outcasted from society for being a "monster" and her father was maimed by Swain in an unfair duel.
She's probably the purest of the bunch, unlike Riven who's killed hundreds of innocent Ionians.
Ill allow you to redo your list once more.

TechHater
TechHater

@girlDog
Well I have the drive to play league so I do that and I rather play ranked than normals.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

hahaha hahah wtf
when did swain get good again
i feel impervious
fuckin Social Affluence klepto rune get all my items in 25 minutes
completely fucks dashblink CertainlyT meta with laser bird and root and rylais and tank meta with hella DoT and liandrys
outduel anyone with 1-2 items
will either shit on or outscale any viable top lane, no exceptions
god damn the noxian general is a bad ass

Booteefool
Booteefool

@askme
he thinks his stat check vs stat check lane takes ANY brain cells and is any smarter than playing ADC

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Firespawn
keeping up with every retcon
keeping up with the new era of burch
Next you'll tell me Pantheon is dead and is just a god inhabiting a body, and that Leona is just the Sun taking a body too. Then you'll tell me yordles are gods who change forms according to who's looking.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Booteefool
All an adc does is farm and rightclick people.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
He thinks the meta's still stat check vs stat check
I fucking wish

@Carnalpleasure
Well written piece displaying more to Cass' attitude and personality then just "snek lady bad grrr"
Was actually written before burch even arrived at Riot
"B-but burch era hehe got u fag Cass is a meanie xP"
Yeah nice argument lolbab

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Poker_Star
and rightclick people

Only good ones do that. I lost a fuckton of games while climbing because of adcs who don't right click.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spazyfool
t. retard that can't count

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
hmmk

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperGod
Can't wait to see Rakan's Light Ja- SSG skin. I'm so glad for that 'high-fantasy' look they're going for nowadays.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@AwesomeTucker
I'm pretty hyped for the rengar one too

hairygrape
hairygrape

How in the fuck do you win lane against MF?

lol bro just take Fleet Footwork and Overheal bro
Okay her Q does 40% of my health instead of 50% now great wow.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot
Oh boy, that hasn't been on my mind, but I really do think it could be grand. I wonder what lengths they'll go to in order to ensure it's distinct from the blue and white Mecha chroma.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

getting first-blooded by top Taric

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

i feel like i should be allowed to flame people that shit pick shaco mid i mean odds are he is a dumpster baby should why should i get punished for calling him that?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
getting firstblooded by soraka top
at 3cs/m

takes2long
takes2long

@Nude_Bikergirl
I'm hoping they stick to the high fantasy theme, maybe he could look kinda like a gw2 charr

Firespawn
Firespawn

someone buy me godstaff jax ill do any 1 thing

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

so what happened to eulolg? Smochi finally suck the lifeforce out of it?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
its a shitty skin desu

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
no one cares nigger stop typing

hairygrape
hairygrape

@RavySnake
yeah but i want it jaggs is my favorite
pwease :3c~

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lord_Tryzalot
Salty.

massdebater
massdebater

@hairygrape
Show us your mastery user?

Ill consider it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@takes2long
You got the wrong person there, but the right idea. I was thinking of a fair bit of armour as well, but more at key areas rather than the coverage of this, considering his flexibility, relatively speaking. Imagine if he had an SKT coloured trinket hanging somewhere. I have no hate for them or fanaticism for SSG, I just look forward to the idea of these skins.

@Firespawn
Test:
_____________, kid

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
majin how do I play Jax I want 2 git gud but most times I get shit on early and cant come back

WebTool
WebTool

@FastChef
swain is now a dudebro crow ripoff
fucking helll

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What are the most rewarding champions to learn and play with that aren't tryhard shit like Riven, Yasuo, Zed, etc?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

MFW.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@kizzmybutt
push a bootun
get a kill
rewarding

dumb weeaboo

Methnerd
Methnerd

@hairygrape
You start a scaling adc like twitch vaulyne or trist or kog etc with those runes and start targons with pots. YOU DO NOT want to build shield on draven or any other lane bully champs! YOU HAVE TO suck it up and chad them. Then upgrade the shield mid game at somepoint. Don’t fight early if you go the shield route because while you are tanky and can take more dmg u also deal less dmg so you will only win if they fuck up. Then you scale and holocaust enemy team unless mf gets ult. Targon shield and overheal also helps with assassins minorly in mid game as well. You either do that shit or play a lane bully and chad them

cum2soon
cum2soon

@kizzmybutt
Twisted Fate

hairygrape
hairygrape

ANY OF YOU NIGGAS PLAY OLAF? How do I Olaf?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Emberfire
i dont know if this will link but read this /vg/thread/201646945#p201657778 TLDR stack passive before going for the trade at lvl 1, use E after pulling minion aggro and remember corrupting gives significant damage that early
jax is strong early u just have to get used to using him and realize very quickly he can only win match ups where he is equal or has an advantage. if ur opponents kit is better than urs early do not even try to fight just take the hits like a man and wait for sheen + lvl6 for efficient trading. vs ranged always max Q over W
most lanes he loses jax still has kill pressure once u get the first big power spike whether its sheen + titty or just straight up tri, the later u can drag it out without feeding the better ur chances r of winning the duel
@massdebater
hes my highest by almost 8k !!!
@SniperWish
?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Is your MMR ready for S8?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I want Camille to sit on my face.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
You don't

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberfire
No im still hard stuck silver gold even though I’ve been playing for 5 years I have such an autistic love for this game but I’m not good

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Raving_Cute
Gold and Silver are good

SniperWish
SniperWish

Lol 19 newb is twitch good?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
singed at his strongest ever
your winrate with him stays the same

whats going on with you user?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
He is really strong, once Vayne gets nerfed next patch probably the best ADC. Not only is he the best lategame ADC but he can snowball very hard with his stealth

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Bidwell
invite camille over for some fucc
wooden floors
she forgets to bring her tennis balls and destroys your floor

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Firespawn
I actually feel really bad and embarrassed because it seems like everyone is better than me even though I’ve been playing a long time. It might be because I actually have autism but high Elo people can weaponize it I’m trying to figure it out.unironically my first main was singed.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Poker_Star
Farm, right click, actually have to position and not get caught cause ADCs are balloons and the floor is needles

Meanwhile in meleebab land stat check is in progress and both parties are autisticly screeching "ME HIT FACE" the whole time

@Evil_kitten
If that's so, then I attribute it to our lord and savior Ornn. Smashing all the bruiser maining inbred crybabies that want the best of both worlds or else they're not happy and want top lane to be as simple and easy as humanly possible because they can't stand challenge whatsoever..

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Gigastrength
@Emberfire
i forgot to mention there r some lanes u just lose forever always
jax will never be able to out duel nasus and he has 0 kill pressure vs singed. both these lanes shit on jax pretty hard, nasus being really awful now since E max comet is a thing
teemo is also basically impossible until 3+ items and even then its usually not worth going for prolonged duels since he will most likely go for some FM/bork bullshit and just run around. u have a significantly better chance if he goes AP because adaptive is a good item
basically everything else will eventually turn in ur favor tho

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
Good, it's what I deserve.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Crazy_Nice
just keep memebuilding and eventually you'll find some good shit that only your autistic mind knows how to properly play

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nojokur
strongest ever

do elaborate

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Illusionz
meleebabs in a nutshell cause if it's not "me hit face" they don't know what to do

I personally love this recent Soraka top meme sweeping amongst competent players and shitting down the throats of brainlets.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@happy_sad
Yeah I think I might just do that. I’ve been trying to get good for real and I just become sad everytime.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums when!?
pic not related, but it could happen in game

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StonedTime

was willing to work on Runeterra for 10,000 years for no other reason than the greater good.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BunnyJinx
Anyone down for an NA game?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Nojokur
okay one more question what Jax skin do I use if I want to let people know I mean business? (I don't plan on using it till I hit masery 7 so I'm not shit anymore) Obviously god staff is going to be the designated shitter skin

thx for ur help btw qt~

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberfire
I'm the one who wants an NA game
but I'm only silver

SniperGod
SniperGod

Try to approach a teamfight as ADC
Shyv ult into Ornn ult into Zed ult
Different year, same meta.

MPmaster
MPmaster

2010 was 8 years ago
what are we doing with our lives?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

gonna start playing best girl this season since she's getting buffed who should be my backup twitch or xayah?

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
Fucking your girl and your waifu at the same time while finger banging your sister and mom.

Bidwell
Bidwell

zoe out for a month now
still 49,11% WR

Are you guys ready to admit yet that she is garbage?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
PaX but nobody has that
Mighty > SKT > blue nemesis chroma
they all look great with m7. skt has a great thwonk sound but i like the hockey stick and minimalist look of mighty
for m6 default > jaximus > nemsis
dont flash mastery if u only have m5 thats gross
anyone who uses that tacky ass golden nemesis chroma is a total faggot and shouldnt pick this hero ever again
temple and angler are shitty pax wannabe rip offs dont fall for the meme
vandal blows but used for irony it has its own charm
warden is worthless dont even consider it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberfire
fid OTP my MMR is fucked
peaked at d3 100 lp now in d5 hell
prob need to grind from gold all over again after going 0-10 in placements should be fun

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
Nobody has that

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BinaryMan
What buffs? Not seeing anything on PBE.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

lane against lux
from level 3 on she constantly waveclears
backs into her tower if i approach her
uses her ult every time to wave clear
cant leave lane for first 15 mins of game because I have to match her wave clear

what a brainless unfun champ

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How does it make you feel this was one of the best skins, a skin for Yorick, and everyone forgot about it because of Beekeeper Singed

happy_sad
happy_sad

ywn pump Sarah full of your Void eggs
Suffering.

5mileys
5mileys

@Emberfire
No because i've been losing recently and tanked my MMR. I just said fuck it and stopped at 0LP in Plat 2 before it got even worse.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure
if u have pax and still ask what skin to use just give me the account
ill never play it and still make better use of it than some disgusting inbred mongrel like u i am actually beyond disgusted eat shit fat faggot do not even reply @ me again

Evilember
Evilember

@Ignoramus
I wasn't the original person who asked you mong.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evilember
im still triggered
its wasted on some shit stain like u kid

happy_sad
happy_sad

i like darius but anytime i play him in modes other than coop vs ai i feed and lose
how do i play him?

Techpill
Techpill

4 worse in every way players again

MAKE IT STOOOOP

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Fuzzy_Logic
I only have him at Mastery 5 too :^)

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Snarelure
tfw got pax jax from a random code years back
never play jax and ended up becoming a rengar one trick

The code was posted on lolg too and I didn't even know what I was receiving

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Gigastrength
doesn't know THAT Jax line

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@JunkTop
@TurtleCat
ur life is devoid of worth end it
@Lord_Tryzalot
this1s4(u)kid
i thought u were just doing a thing because i say kid a lot nice meme

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sharpcharm
Isn't it here's to you kid you dumbass

StonedTime
StonedTime

@cum2soon
is it
wow it is how embarassing

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StonedTime
Stick to Irelia you washed up retard

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Good morning /lolgeee/~!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stark_Naked
Whore.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stark_Naked
Good morning hot stuff

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stark_Naked
Go back to grand blue whatever general we have enough trash here already

Flameblow
Flameblow

What is this skin even supposed to be? Just Singed with muscles?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
If you can play him hes great, insane cs and poke potential and scales super well into the game while having a great level 1, also has insane jungle clear
But if you cant play him hes garbo

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberburn
im definitely not washed up this is probably going to b my best season yet!!! all my stuff is meta now if somebody would just buy me that godstaff jax skin...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PurpleCharger
aaaaaaaa

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Jinx is cute.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Flameblow
Bane.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Your chat should be disabled if your score is terrible

I have never heard anything constructive coming from someone feeding
then they tilt the players actually trying and you lose

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Fried_Sushi
The yellow in game is horrible and ruins the skin.
He looks like he's made out of plastic. The splash is tops though.

@Deadlyinx
Uncalled for.

@hairygrape
Don't worry user, you won't be seeing lewdposting from me anymore~

Snarelure
Snarelure

If I upgrade to a champion permanent do I have to pay even more essence to turn it into a champion or can I just hit a button

SniperWish
SniperWish

@LuckyDusty
true!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stark_Naked
...bane?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
@LuckyDusty
God I want her to sit on my face and tease me so fucking bad it hurts

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
Yes.
The actual bane, the luchador with the Venom.

askme
askme

@LuckyDusty
not with that face

massdebater
massdebater

@MPmaster
What you're advocating for is merit based censorship.
It's extremely immoral, heck off.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Enemy team has Kog'Maw
"Well okay this shouldn't be a problem, they don't have a lot of CC so Kha'Zix should be able to assassinate him easily enough-"
Kha spends entire game autistically split pushing like he's Tryndamere

FastChef
FastChef

@TreeEater
So cuteposting it is huh? Are you the type of person to surprise your friends with a bug hug from behind and rest your head on their back while they try to figure out who it is?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TreeEater
no more lewdposting
Aw, how come?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
Speaking of Kog'Maw, what went wrong here?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SniperGod
It's a terrible feel but it gives me an excuse to Anne Frank my KDA if I got a solid lane but my team does fuck all to keep me alive or just farm my ass off until I'm relevant like ADC is supposed to

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@VisualMaster
Looks like a classic case of Ninja Tabis being a balanced item.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Flameblow

Bane from the Batman: the animated series reference.

@Fried_Sushi

1. They overdid the division on the upperlip; in combination with the huge shoulderpads and blank eyes, with no feeling in them, it gives the impression that Yorik is a Gorilla/animal.

2. I've read riot is pretty rich for a gaming company, with large reserves of cash from previous years of skin sales; if true, they could easily make a cartoons or "anime" for 5-10 minutes to deepen the lore and give more exposure to the characters and their stories; giving some sort of emotional attachment and "reason" for people to want to buy the skins.

It's a nice skin.... but if you're not a Yorik player (and apparently not alot of people are), why would you care?

An effort in the narrative department is what is required to make the characters.... well, an actual character- instead of simply "buff guy in what looks like Wow Paladin armor tier 5 or 6 with the ability to use good guy death knight ghouls."

The last big story event, that was an actual story with the characters, instead of an "establishing shot" for the nature of the characters, was the Bilgewater event with Graves/Twisted Fate..... which made the characters alot more than generic"champions" you find in every single game; it made them seem like people with actual lives and stories.

That Riot hasn't replicated the event, with any sort of substantial narrative, at all, since then is an embarrassment from both the perspectives of marketing and character/world development.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Harmless_Venom
complain about lux's waveclear
Lux can't even oneshot the caster minions

How did you pick someone with worse waveclear than her?

TechHater
TechHater

@massdebater
t. mongoloid that feeds regularly that doesn't know what he's talking about at any given point in a game

If you're smart and don't int you have every reason to say something but if you're basically some inting parasite going 0-8 you have nothing worth hearing and it makes chat being "merit based" that much better

I'm with joker user on this

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sharpcharm
Basically what @cum2soon
said minus the insults. Sorry, remember it for when you ask for the next Jax skin.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@VisualMaster
Rakan CC'd Malphite and Draven. Xerath blew his whole combo and didn't kill him because Wit's End is a hilarious go fuck yourself to obnoxious mage shitters and their overtuned burst.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
:( but i sugg ya digg

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
No, fellating a penis had nothing to do with this Jax-based test.

Techpill
Techpill

So when ADC loses Targon's Shield Battery what are they gonna do to survive the autism that is the entire Assassin role/stray shit flying around in fights indiscriminately?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Put "Princess" in my name
Everyone commends me
Tehee

Inmate
Inmate

@JunkTop
wow not many people would turn that down coming from me fine its not like i even wanted that skin anyway its ugly and garbage just like u >:(

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
Is quinn a good champion?
Answer me you faggots

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TurtleCat
do you flirt with your team to so they keep orbiting ?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TurtleCat
Goddess or Queen are also good ones

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Burnblaze
yes, she has a bird

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TalkBomber
Sometimees, im so used to pretending to be a girl its weird now, but i have 2 sugar daddies that have bought me every skin/champ in the game, feels nice

RavySnake
RavySnake

Xth for being a well mannered Yasuo. Dont forget to respect your teammates hovers.

FastChef
FastChef

@kizzmybutt
do your 2 dads know of each other or are you playing double or nothing?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RavySnake
I make sure not to look at my team mates hovers before banning, to prevent bias

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
I want to pound your ass while you are pretending to be a female (male)

Skullbone
Skullbone

@FastChef
they know each other but they dont know thye both buy me stuff, just friends who only hang out while im there

idontknow
idontknow

@Lunatick
thats not allowed

Methshot
Methshot

@Spazyfool
Then you could be facing a very unwelcome surprise.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Skullbone
if they don't know that they both buy you stuff, then they're both thinking that they're the special one that gets to buy you stuff
do you pretend to be a girl offline too?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methshot
no I ban champs I don't want in my game so there's no unwelcome surprises

DeathDog
DeathDog

@idontknow
W-why not?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
No only online Ive been doing it since i was like 12 since my voice was really feminine and because of that i always sound like a girl now sadly

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Nude_Bikergirl
so now you're stuck with a really feminine voice in your adult years? that must come with it's challenges
can you post a vocaroo so I can hear?

idontknow
idontknow

tfw people think I'm a girl I don't confirm or deny but I'm too jaded and thorny for them and therefor don't get free stuff

It's hard hating everyone and everything.

RavySnake
RavySnake

enemy team has a support riven
Go Leona and proceed to bully her with extreme prejudice

Give Leona some buffs so she's a viable top rito

StonedTime
StonedTime

@idontknow
you are pathetic

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RavySnake
But then she becomes too much for bot lane. She's at an acceptable level of strong right now user. Especially with Aftershock buff coming.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StonedTime
pathetic
I can't be pathetic though I'm not one of those overbearingly femmy sluts user.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Inmate
I may be, but that skin is not. It could be better though.

likme
likme

@TurtleCat
brb trying this

Playboyize
Playboyize

anyone wants to make a fantasylcs league?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
pretending to be a girl is pretty pathetic

Bidwell
Bidwell

I want to bully Annie.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Get FB Tower
Even in CS
Happened to die once
You lost the lane dude!

??

Skullbone
Skullbone

@VisualMaster
rakan the god
with the save
as for kog ninja tabs vs draven and a fully stacked wits end

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
acceptable
zenith can miss and she still gets it
acceptable
over-synergy with aftershock
acceptable
knock-up won't even cancel zenith so stun is guaranteed unless qss
acceptable
The only people who think this are those who want to pretend like they're playing a solo laner in bot lane, as if it's actually all right to gain that much off of a zenith that may not have even deserved to register. I remember when one could feel like they really timed things well with Leona, rather than just spamming until you finally get one with aftershock to hide behind. You can't even ignore her and go for their ADC because she puts out so much between q, auto, q, aftershock pop, just for starters.

Unacceptable.

likme
likme

Think Gripex is a ripped motherfucker because of his beard
see his Spaghetti arms

This is so weird and disappointing. Why would you grow an asslong beard if you dont have strong, juicy arms? Either cut off that shit or workout. Thats just hella wrong mate

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Booteefool
I mean, I don't actively try to, people just assume it and for all you know I might even actually be one. I just lack the ability to care to confirm or deny it, people can believe what they want.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Taliyah is so fucking fun to play. The moment they give her a cute skin I'll become a main.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@WebTool
doesn’t get the obvious connection
It’s a Batman refrence you pleb.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SomethingNew
I don't like that guy. He bms so much and not in the tyler1 entertainment way, in the "I'm a fag and I'll blame everything on you" way

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Snarelure
hey look at that me too

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@King_Martha
morg with black shield and snare
ali can headbutt her away or into tower

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Spazyfool
Not using her ult to dodge shit and getting off a big damage nuke for your team before recloaking and going back in for more deeps
That's the most fun part.

@kizzmybutt
Udyr

@Emberfire
Positioning is only relevant to ADCs
This is why you are a dumbass

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
I mean, I'm an ADC that more often than not is fighting the Leona rather than having it on my team. Just dodge the gap closer. As for the ult, idk, dodge that too, most of the time I just get the slow on the opposite direction from Leona.

I'm an ADCbab that thinks fighting Leona is fine. You just gotta stop picking brain dead "cute supports" like Janna, Soraka, Sona and so on into her and man the fuck up and play a tank or a hook support.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

haven't played since the very start of s4. Is the jungle significantly different from then, or is it mostly the same shit?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CodeBuns
Curse this goddess kink

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

http://www.strawpoll.me/14825313

Help me with my indecisiveness /lolg/.

takes2long
takes2long

@Firespawn
Far more important to ADC than anyone else. For other roles it's often an afterthought since they can just survive it or blow up whatever sorry goon walked at them unless they whiff literally everything. Which then it becomes a matter of actually fucking aiming shit rather than positioning.

likme
likme

@happy_sad
Leona
not cute

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BlogWobbles
the only one on that list that's op as shit

whereismyname
whereismyname

Riot really outdid themselves with Yasuo, after like 4 years not a single champion even comes close in sheer unfun-ness to play against.

No other champ is able to exact so many misery out of 9 players so fucking reliably as him

5mileys
5mileys

@likme
most people with that kind of beard r actually huge pussies dont fall for the memes

TreeEater
TreeEater

@VisualMaster
I didn't say there was no counterplay, or prevention. She just gets way too much damge and protection most importantly off her all-in the moment she gets a zenith.

@happy_sad
This wasn't about balancing her for enchanters either.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@whereismyname
kalista

NEXT

askme
askme

@whereismyname
not just playing poppy against him

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
No it fucking isn't. The tank getting caught out means that he'll either die or have to back off which deprives his team their frontline utility. An assassin getting caught out axes off one threat that the enemy team has to worry about and means that the enemy carries are more free to wreak havoc. Anyone getting caught out means that their team is one man down and that their team mates are at a much greater risk of being collapsed upon. You need to understand that everyone has a role to play and the sooner everyone understands that the sooner they'll start performing better. Positioning matters to EVERYONE, the victim complex of bad ADC players is insufferable.

likme
likme

@whereismyname
Yasuo is un fun to play against
doesn't just pick Teemo and/or play like an actual human being

No one finds getting rid of Yasuo that hard. If anything people ban him because they don't want some actual fucking animal on their team picking him and inting as hard as mortally possible.

Booteefool
Booteefool

who are safest support picks that have few to no hard counters for the situations when I'll have to pick first?

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
Why would you grow it then? Thats fucking retarded

w8t4u
w8t4u

@massdebater
he thinks tanks almost die to getting caught unless they're ran down by all 5 people for 10+ seconds with constant CC

nigga what

Soft_member
Soft_member

@girlDog
Why would you grow it then?
because of people like you who fall for the memes that make you think they look tough

w8t4u
w8t4u

@likme
implying you can even pick Leona if going for a cute support if the enemy already did
most people who play "cute supports" don't pick Leona because she's not a massive no brainer E-Girl champion

Skullbone
Skullbone

@girlDog
i have no idea i cant grow facial hair and im not a huge pussy
but yeah its dumb as fuck, the amount of nu male faggots i see with that kind of beard and a bun is astounding

Evilember
Evilember

@whereismyname
There's much gayer shit to play against than Yasuo at this point man.

@w8t4u
Anyone will die fast as shit if they get focused down by 3-5 people. Unless you're Tahm Kench. Moreover you're missing the point, the stupidity of saying that "only ADCs have to worry about positioning." If the tank is out of position and isn't near his more vulnerable team mates to protect them from dives then he is fucking useless.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@GoogleCat
I NEVA FREEZE

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@whereismyname
Windwall is the biggest mistake Riot has ever made. It's a skill that has no place in league of legends.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@GoogleCat
why must you spread these shitposts here
you do not know de wey
ptu

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@girlDog
Compensation. A few years ago everyone had the same idea you do, that beards like that signify someone is manly and tough. Flash forward a few years, everyone and their mother has grown a beard, whether they're actually manly and tough or not, in fact most aren't at all and are just trying to look like it. I'm actually the only guy at my uni class that still shaves completely.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@GoogleCat
I HAVE EBOLA (strike up)

Emberburn
Emberburn

wow...lolbabs still think the knuckles meme is funny?

TechHater
TechHater

@TreeEater
admits counterplay
still unacceptable
wew

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberburn
Implying it was ever funny

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
memes don't have to be funny

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spazyfool
Same, I'm disgusted how a little amount of people take care of their face. I always shave after 3 days

Techpill
Techpill

Poppy?
more like POOPy XD

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberburn
ptu

Spamalot
Spamalot

Why do you think that players in this game take the time to insult and belittle their teammates, (given the slightest setback, mistake, or even well executed play by the opposing team)?

I've played this game for a few years... and I can't deny that literally, the vast majority of games I see, the team that begins losing in the late early/mid game begins tearing into each other with blame, insults, and a very negative, almost dirty sort of energy that you can feel with every comment they make. It's a consistent negative cascade that makes me feel this, for lack of better way of putting it, negative aura emanating from the game.

What is it about this game that as soon the tide turns against them (in a game where, in every single game, one side wins and the other loses) that the verbal abuse begins?

What is it about this game that is consistently bringing out the worst in people?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@whereismyname
Lux snares you with a snare that didn't hit, but also has the slow, got and passive to finish you
Thresh hits you with a hook that didn't hit and can zip to you to flay or put up box
Zoe is guaranteed a slow or sleep because you can only cleanse one of the two

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Techpill
HOO WEE

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@viagrandad
But Zoe has cute feet

TreeEater
TreeEater

@likme
Riot's on to me
abort mission

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@viagrandad
Trying playing with internet from this Decade Pablo.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Riot reworks every champion to have skillshots instead of point+click abilities
They wonder why characters with infinite dashes like Yasuo and Kalista are constant issues

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Emberburn
brainlet who likes point and click abilities thinks dashes are why yasuo is stupid and kalista is problematic
shocking

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

normal mmr
enemy team has a smurf
beat him in lane
get 4 objectively worse in every way players despite this
lose

hmmmmm

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TechHater
Learn how to differentiate topics. Leona won't always be the biggest threat and I'm not always going to be support. She gets way too much out of Aftershock and her Zenith needs to have an accurate hitbox again.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Soon

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

HOW DO WE FIX CRIT?

People just don't like the critical strike mechanic. It's pure RNG and no one likes that.
So, how do we fix it?

My proposal would be making critical strike chance a % bonus to damage from autoattack.

If you have bought 40% crit, all your basic attack will deal 40% bonus damage. This ONLY applies to basic attacks, though, and it would proc on certain abilities as they already do in regards with live crits.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BinaryMan
this is literally making everyone ashe

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
You're retarded. I'm playing in Diamond 2 and people are just holding onto dashes until they see my obvious as fuck animations. Mobility and dashes will always put the initiative towards whoever has them. Luckily I can just pick Malzatard and make them shed bitchnigger hyper-mobile tears but it's getting ridiculous when he's the only midlaner left next to Annie that can actually punish someone for playing like a total fucking ape and constantly going out of position because their mobility is always going to save them.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BinaryMan
People just don't like the critical strike mechanic
They just don't care really

Evilember
Evilember

@Spamalot

What's this in the lobby?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BlogWobbles
Is 25ms and below not good enough for me to tell that when a skillshot "hits" a character and I could fit the width of a sewing needle between the two, something's off?

FastChef
FastChef

WHAT IF I PLAYED GANGPLANK WITH fleet foot

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
Just make it every number of attacks.
So 20% will be 1 crit every 5 attacks.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
Lissandra, Taliyah to some extent, Veigar, Anivia

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Harmless_Venom
Ashe's crits slow.

@Illusionz
Would they stack? Like, if you switch targets, would it still apply? Would it only work on champions?

Because otherwise you could just predict when you will crit while farming minions and use that crit against enemies. Kinda like Jax's R passive.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperWish
getting reworked

spear throw and shield bash are 100% going to be turned into slow skillshots so leetards, kalistaniggers and trashuos can dodge them, just like warwick and just like urgot

@Lunatick
Veigar

you cant be fucking serious

you do realize its not instant anymore

bar liss they ALL rely on skillshot CC

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evilember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzAqJ54bFqE

Explains alot, dosen't it?

TechHater
TechHater

Are Sonas breasts too big for her to be cute?

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater
Is your brain too small for you to be considered conscious?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

*deals 220 point and click damage to you every 4 seconds with just a 1050g item*

yeah this champion is lame as fuck
just nerf this garbage its so antifun its unreal

viagrandad
viagrandad

@cum2soon
you do realize its not instant anymore
Yes? That doesn't mean it isn't a threat.
They all rely on skillshot CC
Yeah you go ahead and try to dash through Taliyah's stealth rocks and see how that works for you. And or entering Anivia's death radius in general.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Illusionz
every bruiser AA resets delete people because of the crit mechanics
Just give them the dawngate treatment where spells can crit too so AD/AP casters are in the same level

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TurtleCat
It could be an "in combat only" kind of thing so a jungler can't prep a crit then just pop out of the jungle and one shot you.
It might be even worse than RNG, it might be better.
But I'm really sick of getting no crits with like 80% while the enemy gets them all the time.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spazyfool
I would be fine with him if E didn't give him bonus movement speed.
That shit makes no sense logically, thematically and gameplay-wise.

Also his Q should count as a ranged basic attack not a melee one.

Techpill
Techpill

@Evilember
I want to see under her dress

:3

idontknow
idontknow

@Techpill
did you not see the behind the scenes where they show off her sculpted nude loli body?

TechHater
TechHater

@Harmless_Venom
there is nothing fine about him since klepto is so strong right now
hyper scaling lane bully with sustain and global presence is fucked up design. thats not even counting the fact he just gets straight up more gold than any1 else in the game for free
@Spazyfool
yeah hes bullshit

MPmaster
MPmaster

@viagrandad
dash through Taliyah's stealth rocks

Yasuo is the only one that would actually have to dash towards her and he has windwall. Azir could especially cuck her by zip zap zooping at an absurd fucking angle like he always does

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TechHater
@Spazyfool
yeah but if you nerf GP again tobias will kill himself

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@whereismyname
What mundane champion to play to cuck Yasuo?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
he has no other mobility. Lets just make him morde why not?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Garbage Can Lid
Why is Annie so LEWD?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
garen
press all buttons
receive kill

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Nude_Bikergirl
Common Sense

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
its a win win family

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
Ashe works exactly like that. Her autos on slowed targets do the average damage she would do with the same crit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
@GoogleCat
Think about it though, champions who use crits are usually autoattackers with high atk speed.

Champions with high damage and low attack speed usually build lethality or straight up AD.

Therefore, crit should cater to sustained autoattackers.

My proposal would be that after each basic attack *against the same target*, you obtain a % increase of damage equal to 2/10 of the amount of crit you bought, capping at a damage increase equal to the amount of crit you bought.
These "stacks" are instantly lost if you switch to another target or if you don't attack that target for more than 4s.

This would mean if you bought 40% crit, here is what your attacks would do:
1st auto: +0%
2nd auto: +8%
3rd auto: +16%
4th auto: +24%
5th auto: +32%
6th auto: +40%

With 100% crit, it would be something like:
1st auto: +0%
2nd auto: +20%
3rd auto: +40%
4th auto: +60%
5th auto: +80%
6th auto: +100%

That would make crit a mechanic that is only really good on sustained damage dealers with high attack speed.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Bidwell
You have to be lewd to be in LoL.

5mileys
5mileys

@Techpill
Is quinn good
Please tell me

Evilember
Evilember

@5mileys
she's not
infact, she's very bad

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@whereismyname
How does it make you all feel that, barring Thresh, each CertainlyT champion has destroyed the game at one point and continue to cause balancing problems just by existing

Methshot
Methshot

@Raving_Cute
why did they even buff GP again in the first place? his passive and gold gain didn't even need that

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@5mileys
She's good.

takes2long
takes2long

@Lord_Tryzalot
Urgot
Fiddlesticks
Rammus
Malphite

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
@Evilember
tyler1 says she is good and he is better than all of us

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lord_Tryzalot
I like how you could take away Thresh's passive and his on-hit magic damage and you would still have one of the best supports in the game

what the fuck was he even fucking thinking

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lord_Tryzalot
barring thresh

thresh is the single most metachanging champion ever released
thresh literally changed the entire support role and support design solely so other supports could compete with him

on top of having been nerfed some 10 times and still being a top support

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
Those are some of the champions with the best, most unique and flexible gameplays in the entire game.

CertainlyT truly is a god.

Also, the only champions one could legit complain about are on-release Thresh and Darius to an extent since he murders basically any melee toplaners, but both are actually totally fine.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@ZeroReborn
Honestly I'd go as far as to say that despite how busted he was, Thresh had an overall positive effect on the game.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@takes2long
implying

DeathDog
DeathDog

@GoogleCat
zyra was hotfixed nerfed

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Raving_Cute
isn't he hardstuck d5 now? Pretty sure he was tilting off the earth not long ago.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
No he didn't. Supports being playmakers would have happened sooner or later. Thresh made it a huge fucking issue. He's still an issue. His design is outright retarded. If Braum had come before Thresh everyone would have realized how utterly disgusting a champion Thresh is.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@w8t4u
hurrrr thresh was good because he set the precedent for supports having 3 forms of CC and a big teamfight ultimate

Alistar/Blitz already existed. Thresh is them with the disgusting mechanic and being able to get soyboy niggertards out of any situation with your lantern. He is by far one of the worst additions to the game ever and i've only seen people on Reddit who main him in low plat argue he isn't.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@GoogleCat
Zyra was one of the most busted releases in the history of this game.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@VisualMaster
@DeathDog
Many champions were busted on release or became busted real quick.

That doesn't mean jack shit about the developer.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
Yasuo
Darius
Zoe
Kalista
"unique and flexible"

They all have 1 build path at best. An overloaded to sin kit doesn't make a champion "flexible and unique".

Firespawn
Firespawn

@w8t4u
yes it does

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Ornn is the most broken thing ever

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

>>201710086
Furfag
Discord
Never would have guessed

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Garbage Can Lid
he's not even good after the nerfs

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
nah
sure he cant lose trades but thats every tank

I can name like 5 tanks more broken

Emberburn
Emberburn

@w8t4u
CertainlyT isn't capable of making a champion without several unneeded passives and dashes unless there is someone threatening him at gunpoint. He's one of the worst developers at that company and it's hilarious that everyone else but him has had to deal with the backlash they've been getting for Zoe.

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
Not him, but go ahead. I'm actually curious, I thought Ornn was right now the top of all tanks.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Am I shit or is Tristana a fucking retarded ass champion that's broken as fuck?
How can she jump?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TreeEater
Many build paths don't make a champion unique or flexible either.

You can build Kayle in 4 different ways yet she always plays in the very same way and does the very same things. Same applies to Ezreal or Jax and any other champion with "different build paths".

You can't deny champions like Yasuo and Zoe offer infinitely more tools to let a good player shine compared to basic shit like Jax or Poppy.

They might be unfun, overloaded or whatever you want to say, but they are mechanically more complex and have an extremely high skill ceiling, so high you can always improve something.

This is because these champions can face a problem in a myriad of different ways, and you need actual skill to succeed at implementing that solution.

idontknow
idontknow

@TreeEater
They're definitely unique, but those champs aren't flexible whatsoever.

@PackManBrainlure
@Poker_Star
I don't actually like Thresh (or hook supports in general other than Nautilus whom I wish could be buffed for the jungle again) I just think that taking supports into the direction of hard utility (and retooling/buffing older ones like Alistar) was a good move. Braum is definitely one of the coolest supports ever made though. The difference between Braum and Thresh is that Thresh is genuinely poorly designed whereas Braum on release just simply had excessively high numbers.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TechHater
maokai
sion
singed
nasus
chogath

(not including jungle tanks like sej)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I love playing Shyvana but she always carries this negative stigmatism that she's an afk farm jungle when everyone on your team wants ganks ganks ganks 24/7.
I spend most of my time in the enemy jungle hunting their jungler down. If the enemy jungler is not ganking while I get dragons, the whole point of playing Shyvana, I'm doing my job.
Fuckers just can't win their lanes 1v1 or 2v2. Some guy locks in Yasuo top vs. Gnar, the only champion Gnar sucks against, gets dumpstered 1v1 4 times and bitches like hashinshin.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

bronze players discussing balance
again

girlDog
girlDog

@w8t4u
I'd honestly say overall he did. He's not even so badly designed.

When I think of absolutely atrocious designs I think of champions like Vladimir rather than Thresh.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
Nasus is not a tank.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Firespawn
You can't deny champions like Yasuo and Zoe offer infinitely more tools to let a good player shine compared to basic shit like Jax or Poppy.
I do deny it. Yasuo's win rate goes up the lower in elo you go, and sees next to no pro play. He does not have better tools for good players to utilize compared to similar champions. Having more dashes doesn't make a champion more skilled and you have no evidence to support your claims.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

reply to this with your cutest lewd crops and i'll make a collage when i wake up

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
This is because these champions can face a problem in a myriad of different ways
This does not apply to Yasuo whatsoever. It actually applies to Jax or Poppy way more than it does Yasuo.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@hairygrape
apparently he got a gf and his general outlook shitfed more positive

who knew

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Boy_vs_Girl
t. unranked dotard stirring shit
bronze babs and silvers surfers discussing league balance is the pure expression of the game

whereismyname
whereismyname

Should I main teemo until I hit diamond?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
Seriously man. Just mute them. You're NEVER going to please everyone you meet as a jungler, whether you're actually playing correctly or not. There's always gonna be an autist that wants ganks 24/7 in his lane. Just as there will always be actual shit junglers who SHOULD be ganking 24/7 but don't (I've seen people lock in Lee Sin against a whole squishy and immobile team and treat it like a powerfarming game). The important thing is that you yourself learn what your champion does best and play to his strengths, you can't mindcontrol your teammates into not sucking.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
i hope you have a nice night user

whereismyname
whereismyname

So, now I don't have to save up for level 20+ runes anymore?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evil_kitten
truth, sometimes you just lose

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

hey i just noticed brand built an adaptive helm in that game

what the FUCK

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Firespawn
You can't deny champions like Yasuo and Zoe offer infinitely more tools to let a good player shine

Fucking singed has more ""tools"" to let a good player shine than any of certainlyreTarded's champions. You're confusing dashes and overloaded passives with actually complexity and depth. This is the biggest problem with CertainlyT's champions. They all have 6 paragraphs per skill but ultimate they're braindead ape champions that can only be truly balanced if they get nerfed into the ground.

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
Ignore your team mates, you need to focus on what you need to do to win. I can't tell you how often I would play a jungler who spikes at level 6 only to have some whiny ass Janna complain about me not ganking at level 3. The whore supports (Sona, Soraka, and Janna in from least to most aggravating) that try to tell you how to play your character are the most insufferable ones.

Skullbone
Skullbone

why are katarani's daggers so fucking huge? they're too big to be daggers

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot
Except thresh broke the the support mold just like how riven/zed ruined ad casters

Inmate
Inmate

@VisualMaster
Yasuo's win rate goes up the lower in elo you go
His banrate is also way higher in low elo while that's not the case for high elo.
Why? Because low elo players are unable to deal with him. That explains both his "high" winrate and his extremely high banrate.

That doesn't apply to higher elo. Why? Because good players do know how to handle him.

sees next to no pro play
Irrelevant. Pros only play the most effective/meta champions, not the hardest ones.

He does not have better tools for good players to utilize compared to similar champions. Having more dashes doesn't make a champion more skilled
The "Yasuo always feeds" meme exists for a reason. He is so hard because you can fuck up in a thousand different ways and instantly die.

His R can only be used if you're good at skillshots.
Half his damage output is tied to a melee-range skillshot.
His E requires fast thought and as lightning speed decision-making.
His W requires good reflexes to be used correctly.

All of this is on a very squishy champion that relies on SITUATIONAL mobility and windwall to stay alive.

It's an objective fact that Yasuo is an hard champion, there's no denying it, not even your silver tears will change that.

Soft_member
Soft_member

xerath is *the* meta midlaner right now

how and why did riot let this happen? At least syndra is fun to duel against in the midlane, but instead xerath just stands 100 yards away from you and if he hits his aoe slow say bye to 60% of your hp.

It wouldn't be so bad if the second most cancerous midlaner, azir, was right behind xerath in this meta.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Soft_member
runes

TechHater
TechHater

@PackManBrainlure
lol you browse reddit

Snarelure
Snarelure

literally everybody playing draven because DUDE TYLER 1 QTPIE TOLD ME ITS HILARIOUS SO IT MUST BE XD
also has made people realize draven is overpowered as fuck right now

welp might as well just move my permaban to draven

Evilember
Evilember

@Raving_Cute
People conflate complexity and depth all of the time and I find it very unfortunate.

@Inmate
In my experience Yasuos tend to feed because they have no concept of threat assessment, wave control, and general gameplay fundamentals. These people would be as shit on Garen as they would be on Yasuo because they have no idea how to play the game on the most basic level. They don't respect other champions or what they do whatsoever, like that clown from yesterday going on about how all other non-Yasuo midlaners were just turrets that could melt people from 2 screens away.

@Soft_member
It helps that Xerath shits on Azir.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Inmate
Because good players do know how to handle him.
People can handle him because he's been nerfed repeatedly for nearly his entire existence. Only in the past 1-2 change-logs relating to him has he been nerfed.

He's _just_ like Riven. The only time he's "easy to deal with" is when his static numbers suck so much ass that his obnoxious kit can't save him.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Snarelure
There's a reason why they removed the bleed passive on him, he always hit like truck when he can chain his Qs

iluvmen
iluvmen

Biggest abominations released for each role:

Top: Gangplank
Jungle: Graves, also biggest abomination released EVER in the game
Mid: Azir
AD: Kalista
Support: Lulu

This is objective by the way, all of these champions:

a) broke the game at one point (most of them at various points)
b) have no real objective counters
c) have had to, without fail, be kneecapped to make the game bearable (exception being Lulu who Riot is fine with her being permanently overpowered so girl gamers can play league, same case goes to Janna)
d) are absolutely miserable to play against

Evilember
Evilember

@Dreamworx
has he been nerfed.
buffed*

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evilember
These people would be as shit on Garen as they would be on Yasuo because they have no idea how to play the game on the most basic level.
They wouldn't feed nearly as hard on Garen, because Garen is a braindead straightforward and very tanky champion.
He is effective even in the hands of an unskilled player because his damage completely point and click or point blank and he is innately very hard to kill: the same simply doesn't apply to Yasuo.

Also you can't seriously think that ALL people who happen to pick/play yasuo "have no concept of threat assessment, wave control, and general gameplay fundamentals". That simply doesn't make any sense, and doesn't prove anything.

Also good job on snaking out of all the other points I've made in my post.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@iluvmen
not renekton
not release xin zhao
not OG xerath
not machine gun kog
not thresh
Did you played the game around season 3?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
Season 2 Draven landing two autos + ignite killed about anyone at level 1. I think it was a time where Heal and Barrier weren't used so you were fucked 100% of the time.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@iluvmen
Jungle
Not Lee Sin

@StonedTime
Muh points
I wasn't arguing with you to start with, I just offered my two cents.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Camille is for ________!

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
They wouldn't feed nearly as hard on Garen, because Garen is a braindead straightforward and very tanky champion.

Yes they would. They have no idea how to deal with getting kited because Yasuo can just press LE BIG PLAY button and shit out a windwall then dash 7 times through the wave to reach his target and finish it all off with an AoE knockup. Without the absurd amount of crutches they'd get straight assfucked.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Be me smurfing
Just get shit teams every single fucking game

goddamn I hate this stupid game

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CodeBuns
Renekton was the first "you must be this tall to enter the lane" toplaner. His kit has had no real meaningful changes and has just fallen behind, it's not a particularly stupid kit.
I bet you didn't even play when Xin Zhao was released. Release Xin Zhao was a joke. But it was merely a numbers thing, not a design-thing.
OG Xerath got reworked because he had really high winrate but incredibly low playrate because it was boring to play. Again the kit was nothing special.
Machine gun Kog was just Riot memeing, it was a normal AD carry after some nerfs.
Thresh is the only one who holds some water to what you're saying, but Thresh overall has had a positive impact in the game unlike Lulu.

@Lunatick
Lee Sin is a close second but he's a walk in the park compared to Graves. Graves fills 5 different roles in the same champion.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Carnalpleasure
VIGOROUS lovemaking!

I want Camille to fuck me until I beg her to stop, she could probably go for days with her enhancements.

MPmaster
MPmaster

If dopa is the best player of all time, why hasnt he won worlds 3 times but Faker has?

hairygrape
hairygrape

HOW THE FCK DO I INTO CS AS MISS FORTUNE???

TechHater
TechHater

@hairygrape
hit the minions with less health than your AD

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@hairygrape
shoot the minoins when they're about to die

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Soft_member
mid lane would actually be so fun if you could actually dodge the broken abilities

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
play with low skilled players
surprised when they have low skill
hurr why can't these silvers play like diamonds??!? - you
Smurfs proving once again they are retarded.

idontknow
idontknow

@BlogWobbles
I bet you didn't even play when Xin Zhao was released. Release Xin Zhao was a joke. But it was merely a numbers thing, not a design-thing.

I hope you mean "joke" as in "too strong" because the Champion Spotlight for release Xin literally had Phreak walking over to Baron and getting a penta in a 3v5. How they didn't see it coming is hilarious.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BlogWobbles
Lee Sin is a close second but he's a walk in the park compared to Graves. Graves fills 5 different roles in the same champion.
Fucking no he isn't. Lee Sin did fucking everything and it was even worse in his case because if Riot ever tried to nerf him people would start climbing the fucking walls.

@TechHater
Hell Garen is someone that actually depends purely on the gameplay fundamentals that I talked about. Look at this webm @Illusionz
, that fucking retard tried to trade with Soraka when he was at half HP, he's a fucking idiot and would shit the bed on anything he picked.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fried_Sushi
I feel the exact same desu. She'd only stop once she's satisfied, no matter how much you beg her.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

A lot of champions that were broken in the past were just because their numbers were bigger than others.
Fucking Fizz was busted for the longest time because his base stats were too high, so he could build AP, AD, Tank, movement speed crit, it didn't matter because he lands the shark on you you're dead. Release Ekko was a godddamn numbers nightmare and I cannot fathom why Riot thought he was okay.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TechHater
From the way you type it's clear you simply don't want to have a logical discussion and just want to cry about Yasuo and call him an easy-to-play champion simply because you're either

a. very bad at the game
b. constantly get fucked by yasuo players
c. are simply envious of his complexity, probably because you play actually easy champions, and resort to brainlessly calling him "easy" to calm yourself down

Yasuo is hard. Ask any pro player, check Riot's difficulty meter, look at data on how many times he dies, try playing him against decent players and you will find the answer by yourself.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@GoogleCat
Fuck i'm drooling at the thought.
Have to go to bed thinking really, really bad thoughts about mature knifeleg
God I hate it so much

but I also love it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
@Fried_Sushi
but they're never low enough until its too late

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

if you die to yasuo, you got outplayed

it means he had to calculate (and execute) the fight exactly to his specifications, taking into account your cooldowns and his, the position of both junglers, the creep waves and the general "feel" of the lane (an ability that has to be honed through years, maybe decades of what you call merely "gaming").

Indeed, to be defeated by yasuo is to realise that you have found your better, both as a player and as a man. Your mettle failed you, but the yasuo player is solid steel -hard, cold, reliable- and as he secures first blood and you anxiously await the surrender vote, his mind is still operating at full capacity preparing strategies for a near infinite number of possibilities.

I'll be taking my LP now, make sure you do your bans correctly next time.

TechHater
TechHater

@PackManBrainlure
Amen.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@lostmypassword
A lot of hatred towards Yasuo (and at the very least from me) is having people picking him be a massive dead weight. But again given the mentality of the average person that picks Yasuo and plays incredibly poorly, they could pick literally anything else and shit the bed, the fact that they pick Yasuo makes it worse because he is a very linear character that doesn't really contribute much to a given team beyond damage.
Muh wind wall
Yeah I'd rather have an 0/6 Malphite than an 0/6 Yasuo because the Malphite can at least press R on people for his team.

takes2long
takes2long

@lostmypassword
are simply envious of his complexity
Yeah, I wish my champion had a second passive too. Very complicated.
yasuo is hard ask any pro player
Even an ape like QT can pick him up and do well and he hardly goes anywhere but botlane.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
pay attention to which minions your minions are attacking, and about how much damage they do and how fast your projectile moves, and remember that you can press S to not attack anything so you can hold off your basic for a beat if you need to

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@lostmypassword
Yasuo is hard
Only if you're shit.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@takes2long
Yeah QT is an hack right, he's actually boosted right, I bet your painfully mediocre rank is actually just a phase and you will soon reach your true potential.

@Evil_kitten
Yeah I'd rather have an 0/6 Malphite than an 0/6 Yasuo because the Malphite can at least press R on people for his team.
That's because Malphite is really easy to play and always offers something, even in the hands of a retard.
Yasuo is hard, and a bad player will end up feeding and being useless.

Damage-based champions are usually always harder than tanks, since tanks can afford to misposition and stuff like that without instantly blowing up or being chain-CC'd to death.

@Carnalpleasure
t. silver surfer

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw when you're a nigger killer

Methnerd
Methnerd

guy autofills top
decides to just try out tryndamere

this should be bannable

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@lostmypassword
It's true though. Why even compare Garen to Yasuo? Garen requires you to play the game well and Yasuo requires to play Yasuo well. He's an awfully designed champion who doesn't have half the complexity you think he does.

Pic related is a complex MOBA hero and his abilities are all braindead and straightforward. You're a total tool if you actually think Yasuo is complicated because he needs to manage two fucking things:
Is my dash on cooldown towards that target so I don't even have to aim my knockup?
Is the enemy going to go all in with his projectile spells?

Meanwhile with Meepo I have to stack camps and not get killed in two places at once. A Yasutard's brain would fucking short-circuit if he had to look anywhere but one lane.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PurpleCharger
You're right even though you're wrong

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

is there any particular reason as to why Ryze has insane damage, has a permanent shield, insane movespeed, morgana's root as a point and click, good range, insane waveclear, the best utility ult in the game and is as tanky as a fed toplaner or is this just riot being riot things?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Someone post EU lolg discord link

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Need_TLC
lol meepo isn't complicated retard

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
Understand that people don't hate Yasuo not because they dislike fighting him (although many do), but because they don't want to worry about having one on their team. Yasuo is far worse to play alongside than he is to fight. Hell fighting one is fine because he's just 300g.

@Stupidasole
Because Ryze's lane phase is goddamn atrocious and if he can survive that shit then you get to feel like a god. I kind of want to play Ryze but I'm scared to.

massdebater
massdebater

@LuckyDusty
Ryze's lanephase is atrocious

What
He has the best early waveclear out of all midlaners

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
is this good?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@massdebater
Show me the way I like short range mages. I mean I don't like mages in general but the ones I've had fun messing with tend to play close to the chest.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Snarelure
you just repeatedly E on the creeps to spread the E damage/mark for every use of the E beyond the first
Start with mana crystal refill, you recall when you got enough for tear after having pushed so brutally you might have ran oom

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Need_TLC
Garen requires you to play the game well and Yasuo requires to play Yasuo well.
If you can't even see where is the logical fault in this sentence, there really isn't much to add to this discussion, you're either baiting or are legitimately retarded.

Also meepo isn't hard it's just that he's autistically micro-oriented.

Yasuo is simply a hard champion that only good players can do well at. I don't get why your hate for the champion makes you say he's easy, he's simply not, and if you really do think Garen is harder than him, well, that only proves how delusional and under-developed Garen players are.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Snarelure
i dont play that cancer but literally all you do is E on creeps to push it
then you get items and instantly win because riot thought Ryze should scale as hard as an AD carry while being tanky as shit and having all the benefits of magic damage + point and click CC

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I like LB, but I hate that you can't do anything without her passive.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SomethingNew
Also meepo isn't hard it's just that he's autistically micro-oriented.
And yet the guy that has to manage two cooldowns at best is difficult?

I like how you're typing paragraphs to defend yourself when I can type a sentence at best to point out how fucked your logic is.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Gigastrength
The point is that you're not arguing at all.

You're just insistently reiterating how you think Yasuo is easy because "uhh huh he only has to E in the wave and knock u hhehha".

Actually play yasuo in a plat+ ranked match and you will see how hard it is to succeed on him.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SomethingNew

Also meepo isn't hard it's just that he's autistically micro-oriented.

so in other words

hes difficult to use?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
you mean hard?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberburn
Actually play yasuo in a plat+ ranked match and you will see how hard it is to succeed on him.
It's almost as if Yasuo is fucking garbage which is part of why people don't want him on their team.

@SomethingNew
Also meepo isn't hard it's just that he's autistically micro-oriented.
It's almost as if Meepo is difficult to play well or something

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
And you're insistently reiterating how you think Yasuo is difficult because he...needs to use his abilities properly? Is he the only champion that needs to do this?

Also i'll agree to go play a match of Yasuo when you play a match of Meepo. Since he's so easy to play compared to Yasuo you should have no problem going at least 10/0 on him.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Techpill

I Have a higher winrate with exhaust + ignite than exhaust + flash or ignite + flash especially in bot if I am playing a tanky supp

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn
Actually play volibear in a master game and you'll see how he's the pinnacle of extreme mechanic plays, since he's hard to suceed on

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SomethingNew

Meepo isn't difficult

You have literally no fucking _RIGHT_ to state this you subhuman fucking soyboy yas player I suffered with this fucking hero in 5k MM ranking where I had to mute my team just to be able to function

Kill your FUCKING SELF

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Nojokur
master
Lmao look at this noob
Try skarner in a challenger match then talk to me

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Carnalpleasure
56% winrate across 520 matches
what the fuck

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Deadlyinx
Given Meepo's winrate is something like 43% that's more impressive than it seems.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Carnalpleasure
As someone that has played and enjoyed some aspects of DotA2 but ultimately dropped the game, and someone that absolutely hates DotArds in part because of how they are constant Guilty Gear tier posers constantly jerking off Invoker or Meepo as if they actually play the fucking game, it's nice to see someone that actually walks the walk.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

kassadin doesn't run precision
wonders why we lost

RumChicken
RumChicken

no more pictures

TreeEater
TreeEater

jayce clicks on me for 100 damage at half an item
repeat every time I try to farm
800 aery damage by 12 minutes

ah yes, the "tug of war" gameplay

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TreeEater
He doesnt run electrocute on jayce

cringe

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How do you get chests now?
I've had three straight S ranked on a champion I didn't get a chest from.
a year ago I had 16 chests and no keys
today I have 5 keys and no chests.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fried_Sushi
Running electrocute on a champion that kills people before hitting three spells or autoattacks

Playboyize
Playboyize

Why do I keep dumpstering kids as nidalee support?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

http://www.strawpoll.me/14825977

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Playboyize
you are playing against shitters

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
you charge up a chance to get a chest every 5 days, and you can hold up to 3 chest chances, check your profile screen and see when your next chance to earn a chest is

Methshot
Methshot

start playing fiora
get 7 kills without dying
realise my team fed some shit like akali
face the long process of losing

holy shit this has happened 3 games in a row. she's fun and i do good with her but my team just throws too hard every time and i can't be everywhere at the same time

farquit
farquit

@Methshot
just split push thats all she does anyway
showing up to fights is a mistake

Bidwell
Bidwell

Should fill with Tristana or with Xayah?

Evilember
Evilember

@Methshot
if that happens just afk 2bh, no point in playing

WebTool
WebTool

@Bidwell
I prefer to fill Tristana

askme
askme

@WebTool
Is her jump a better safety measure than Xayah's pseudo zhonyas? And who generally deals more damage late?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

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