/gsg/ - Grand Sengoku General

girlDog
girlDog

We discourage campaign posting. If anyone posts in the thread about any campaigns, promising content or not, be sure it's a /v/tard known for complaining and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, 13th of January:
1847 – The Treaty of Cahuenga ends the Mexican–American War in California.
1849 – Establishment of the Colony of Vancouver Island.
1893 – U.S. Marines land in Honolulu, Hawaii from the USS Boston to prevent the queen from abrogating the Bayonet Constitution.
1895 – First Italo-Ethiopian War: the war's opening battle, the Battle of Coatit, occurs; it is an Italian victory.
1935 – A plebiscite in Saarland shows that 90.3% of those voting wish to join Nazi Germany.
1951 – First Indochina War: The Battle of Vĩnh Yên begins.
1991 – Soviet Union troops attack Lithuanian independence supporters in Vilnius, killing 14 people and wounding around 1000 others.

# Waggle Pastebin
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# Random Country Picker
http://orph.link/random

# News
DH DD 03/12
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/1058632/
DH 1.05 Patch 03/12
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/1058633/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

# Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

[V2] - Niggermod
https://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG

[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.9.2
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

[V2] - Alternative Flag Pack V10
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

[V2] - Cold War Enhancement Mod
https://github.com/settintotrieste/Victoria-2-Cold-War-Enhancement-Mod-CWE

[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy 0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

[HoI3] - Flavormod 1.1.2
https://pastebin.com/7ZBm2K3V

[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

[CK2] - When the World Stopped Making Sense
https://github.com/loup99/WtWSMS

Old Thread: /vg/thread/201563572#p201563572

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

hitlermod is cute

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

fag

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Reminder that Huey Long did nothing wrong

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

white men

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Reminder that Oswald Mosley did nothing wrong

Soft_member
Soft_member

Amazing OP

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

...

cum2soon
cum2soon

albeit as a paper tiger proxy.
They're not a proxy to anyone. China actively hate them now.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stupidasole
ótimo post

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

/vg/thread/201563572#p201689120
turkey
great power
2018
What the fuck are you smoking?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

me and the gf(male)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

/vg/thread/201563572#p201689120
No, probably Argentina

Evilember
Evilember

@cum2soon
They still hold geopolitical utility to China. China "hating" them is more of a show, since the mineral wealth the chinks can get from the Norks, who are effectively economically isolated, is greater than the "international sanctions".

happy_sad
happy_sad

/vg/thread/201563572#p201689245
Nukes mean nothing for power ranking though. If they did Russia would be the number one world power.

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
No, the amount of nukes doesn't mean anything. the existance of nukes does though. Like, i'd be one of the most important persons on the planet if i got my hands on a nuke and the means to launch it at an important city

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
They really don't. They recently started refusing to buy Nork coal because they're so sick of them. North Korea is literally the top 10 anime memes that went too far.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@massdebater
More like you'd be shot dead in less than a minute

Soft_member
Soft_member

@massdebater
Do you honestly think Pakistan is in any capacity a great power just because it has that capacity? Fucking Germany is more relevant and powerful.

Methshot
Methshot

@Flameblow
But then the nuke would be launched and millions would die
D:

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
I mean from Europe when I think about countries, Spain couldn't beat Turkey in a 1v1 currently, the spanish government is to weak compared to the nigh autocratic rule that erdogan has over the nation. Portugal would only be effective in a defensive war, if that, Italy is still a meme until they can get their southern regions in check criminally, Poland/Baltics aren't it, so who else? Turkey has some pretty hefty regional power in what has been recently a very shaky region, and what will continue to be shaky.

@happy_sad
Nukes are relevant I "guess" for prestige, but it is effectively impossible to use them in any real strategic sense without getting yourself blown up first. It is a card to show to the world so you can sit at the table where the big boys meet. Israel and Pakistan, with their nukes, may have some sembelance of prestige, but would not be able to participate in warfare against a non-nuclear armed country using nukes because of how geopolitics work. Where there are two sides fighting, the other side is aligned with someone bigger than you until you reach the biggest guy.

Israel and Pakistan in terms of conventional military, which would be the only force they would be able to use to participate in war, are not that great.

MPmaster
MPmaster

user, are you still playing those heteronormative CIS patriarchal propaganda games?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
back to watching sam hyde videos whitey

Inmate
Inmate

boy i sure do hate niggers

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Inmate
Only blacks hate other blacks. White people love blacks, just look at every sports team ever - if it has a black player on it, they idolize the black player. Simply put - to be white is to love blacks.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Flameblow
It is certainly possible that the economic situation worldwide means that the norks cannot compete with worldwide production of coal, and the chinks have decided to buy elsewhere, but I still think they have use for the chinks. The more the chinks starve them, the more desperate they become, but if the chinks can play a dangerous game where they can install a new regime and successfully puppet the norks, and effectively rape and pillage the mineral wealth there for pennies on the dollar, they will. The question is if they can.

cum2soon
cum2soon

For fucks sake, you're all retarded so I'll show you how it's done.

1. US.
2. China.
3. Russia.
4. Germany
5. UK
6. France
7. Japan
8. India

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fried_Sushi
Israel
not that great
man.... what the fuck is this post........

Bidwell
Bidwell

5. UK
jajaajjAJJAJAJJAAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

likme
likme

@cum2soon
France
above Japan
@StrangeWizard
s-sorry user, n-no offense

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberburn
jokes on you
im not even white

JunkTop
JunkTop

dude if i pretend to unironically support israel in a meme fashion /pol/ will meme it more and we'll DESTROY the kikes
good post

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
Russia is a shithole barely above Australia in terms of nominal GDP with close to zero soft power and probably a shit military, I don't even know what the fuck the criteria is here,, but it's not even top 8

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
Commonwealth.
@likme
Francophonie.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

06
thank you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
t. butthurt gypsy

takes2long
takes2long

@idontknow
Prestige. Permanent UN seat, successor to USSR.
Sheer number of nukes (able to destroy world 100 times) mean their military power is 1st.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@83
believing jewish lies about nukes
lole'ing at ur post

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Back to the topics at hand, lads:
V3 DLC/Mechanics: what are they and how will PDX fuck them up
HoI4: Waking The Autism; is the new DLC any good?
PDX: What new /gsg/ should they make?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@takes2long
able to destroy world 100 times
why don't they?
it would be nice to start over

girlDog
girlDog

V3 DLC/Mechanics: everything is liquor
HoI4: everything is l iquor
PDX: everythi is liquro

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sharpcharm
Everything, everyway.
No.
None.

SniperGod
SniperGod

REAL list

1. America(obviously)
2. Russia(most nukes, can actually exert influence in other countries)
3. China(biggest economy but shit living conditions and small SoI)
4. France(Francophone countries, relatively strong military, but small in land mass)
5. Germany(Strong economy and autistic hordes of unfeeling Germs who obey their leader's wishes no matter what, plus EU control)
6. Israel(duh)
7. U.K.(Commonwealth)
8. Turkey

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sharpcharm
V3: doesn't matter when the map is made of shiny plastic
HoI4: much better than current HoI4, still shit
PDX: Rome/pre-Rome

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperGod
1. America
2. Russia
3. China
4. UK
5. Germany
6. France
7. Turkey
8. India

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I think I'll start making news columns for this general, so much shit happens

Methshot
Methshot

Anyone got images of anon's Biafra game?

happy_sad
happy_sad

1.Russia
2.China
3.America
4.Germany
5.France
6.Syria
7.Argentina
8.Brazil

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@lostmypassword
i hope this isn't an ironic post
@Soft_member
india
o im laffin
201691030
epik

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

/gsg/ used to get through 3-4 threads a day
last thread went on for 3 days
kek. this general is dying.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

^fake news^

MPmaster
MPmaster

@GoogleCat
good shit needs to die, this thread is 90% trash and 10% actual meme goodshit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Can anyone who has HOI 4 make a screenshot for me? of the Danzig province being selected at the start of the game?
I would really appreciate it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
say goodbye to your internet friends retard

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@lostmypassword
like what for instance

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

like ur mum lmao

Snarelure
Snarelure

OWNED epicly

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@lostmypassword
[s4s] has a weekly paper... i don't see why we couldn't have one....
i'd help if i had any graphic skills

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Quality of these threads is way up lately
Loving the post grandi era

farquit
farquit

@Harmless_Venom
I'd probably do it reasonably well for like a week and then get bored/burned out, so this is purely fantasy, but so is all /gsg/ so whatever, here goes my thought:

I'd probably glance over threads and try to scrunch down on the main gists that happen, like "GP/SP posting reached another fever pitch with fags shitposting, but here are the "conclusive" results: (then ctrl+f the results of who is in the top 8)" and more stuff so that (hopefully) high-quality shitposting was more encouraged, like *farts* or *sniffs*, plus maybe some polls and shit. It *may* warrant a tripfag to make sure the "reporters" could be determined, and newspapers given out, but that might be a bit of a stretch.
@TurtleCat
mabe I drive home from vacation tomorrow, so we can see how things go from there. Ideally there should be no discord bullshit, no infrastructure or as little infrastructure as possible to make it as transparent to the general as possible. Plus, a nice dedicated source of "reviews" or "insider info" on what is happening in the /gsg/ world would be nice, as well as maybe improving the level of shitposting. Seriously kids, we need more *sniffs* and less lmaos.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TalkBomber
not t.ibetan

idontknow
idontknow

@Ignoramus
t'was a different time lad

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@farquit
so that (hopefully) high-quality shitposting was more encouraged, like *farts* or *sniffs*,
what the fuck is wrong with you

Spamalot
Spamalot

95
someone other than me saved this

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
Never got this meme. Tibet had slavery in the Victorian era.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@farquit
all shitposting is equal
shitposting revolution now

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@kizzmybutt
I like to think that if I layer my encouragement of shitposting in so many layers of irony the real shitposters will be confused as to whether or not to post the shitpost I recommend.

FastChef
FastChef

@Spamalot
the chad memer
@RavySnake
the virgin splad

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

*bes confused as to whether or not to post the shitpost he recommends because it's layered with too much irony*

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit
hope you're not discouraged from posting.... ugh.... these fucking SHITPOSTERS make me sick.... if i see them one more time i'm going to fucking reddit, seriously. where is the fucking moderation in this stupid place??

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What would the newspaper be called? The Daily Sniff? The Weekly Flatulence?

Lunatick
Lunatick

i will vore every switchsoy here
come at me queers
just fucking try it

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Crazy_Nice
daily sniff but only if it involves the picture of a nose

Nojokur
Nojokur

Do you think /gsg/'ll ever get permabanned like /ksp/?

Far too much discouragement of campaign posting here.

Flameblow
Flameblow

86
do you think you’ll ever escape my ass
sony always fucking wins

StonedTime
StonedTime

http://poal.me/6r5c3e
http://poal.me/6r5c3e
http://poal.me/6r5c3e
vote

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
Obvious answer is "my post". Like post as in washington post.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Booteefool
my post

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

nah
BUT if that ever happens, remember: there is 4+4chan's /gsg/, the Tomato Forums (i'll try making a thread there if that ever happens), /ghost/, and of course we can make a stealth thread on /ic/, a bunker thread on /trash/, a shitposting thread on /pol/, and a history-related videogames thread on /his/
basically just act like you're not /gsg/ while still being /gsg/

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Are we being raided?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Booteefool
@RavySnake
no it’s mine

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
We are always being raided.
@Raving_Cute
gsg will never die, shitposting is in our blood

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

next ten posts are the /gsg/ bill of rights

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
yes
the ghost of tales and radical yugoslavia forever haunt this place

eGremlin
eGremlin

More liquor, FUCK wine

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

.Hitlermod is cute.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Whites only.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

hairygrape
hairygrape

5. Every citizen of /gsg/ has the right and DUTY to make at least 25 shitposts every day

RavySnake
RavySnake

@hairygrape
This but more and harder

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

NEVER help splads

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Genghis Khan will be our only true ruler, in this life, and the afterlife. Long live Genghis Khan and the Mongol Empire!

Emberfire
Emberfire

post irony is life

Flameblow
Flameblow

post comfy driving pics, whatever those are

SniperWish
SniperWish

Refer to most recent post when asking any question

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Flameblow
they got me fucking banned last time, will post on johans kvetch

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

next 20 posts are our anthem

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

OUVIRAM DO IPIRANGA AS MARGEMS PLACIDAS

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

*sniggs*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Johan...

Skullbone
Skullbone

/GSG/ BILLS OF RIGHTS
1. @Lord_Tryzalot
#
yes
the ghost of tales and radical yugoslavia forever haunt this place
2. More liquor, FUCK wine
3. .Hitlermod is cute.
4. Whites only.
5. Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
6. 5. Every citizen of /gsg/ has the right and DUTY to make at leastNEVER help splads 25 shitposts every day
7. @hairygrape
#
This but more and harder
8. NEVER help splads
9. Genghis Khan will be our only true ruler, in this life, and the afterlife. Long live Genghis Khan and the Mongol Empire!
10. post irony is life
Promulgated this day, 13 January, A.D. 2018 by the unanimous decision of the /gsg/ board of alderman
“Deus ex destillationa”

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Skullbone
6. 5. Every citizen of /gsg/ has the right and DUTY to make at leastNEVER help splads 25 shitposts every day
7. @hairygrape
(You) #

This but more and harder

MPmaster
MPmaster

the bill of rights is part of the fucking anthem
epic

JunkTop
JunkTop

@MPmaster
KINO shit my BRO

SniperGod
SniperGod

the bill of rights, a fragment of the bill of rights, and a reference to the bill of rights being in the anthem are in the anthem
now this... THIS is the pinnacle of composing

Lunatick
Lunatick

rights?
more like
*farts*

Evilember
Evilember

are we actually founding a nation now?
we've established an emergency plan, a bill of rights, a newspaper, and we even have our own elite group of subversive posters

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Lunatick
falling for anons trick
dirty goy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

so whos king

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

god damn i hate everyone and this general so much

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

me

Evilember
Evilember

45
do you need to chat
im here for you

FastChef
FastChef

45 see james bond

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TurtleCat
it's a tie, we have a quadrarchy

takes2long
takes2long

@Ignoramus
WOPS ARENT HUMAN, they are DOLPHINS

RumChicken
RumChicken

*dabs*

askme
askme

@Lunatick
quadrumvirs

idontknow
idontknow

*loses to aints*

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evilember

551-267-990
12/f/CA

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

more like tetrarchs..... retart...
now i declare.... myself... as the most powerful tetrarch... of the tetrarchy of /gee ess gee/

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@kizzmybutt
woa

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evilember
yes
im fucking losing it
@FastChef
i dont want to
@takes2long
prove it
@kizzmybutt
@Sir_Gallonhead
all me

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Fried_Sushi
I ain't even gonna post the (you) screencap I have for 24, thank me later

hairygrape
hairygrape

was it autism?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@JunkTop
it wouldnt matter
you would have photoshopped it
this means it had to be me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Skullbone
no AFPG is cute
fuck off

Spamalot
Spamalot

When the turks are united into a single khanate we will become the no 1 gp

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Skullbone
hey you fucked 6.
leastNEVER help splads 25
i command you to delete this right now and fix it

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
t.urk

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

96
we wuz mongols an sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lunatick
I will in the morning or afternoon or whenever I get up

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Carnalpleasure
White Europe must pay tribute to their mongolian ancestors

Europe was barbarians until Genghis raped them and graciously donated his genes

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Raving_Cute
that is fine my loyal vassal
don't let something like this happen again though........... or u will....... face the consequences....... *looks at sword.....*

Emberfire
Emberfire

tliquor

Lunatick
Lunatick

Behold. An epic world.
Will post /trash/thread/13469903#p13472857 soon (maybe [possibly] )

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lunatick
polish adriatic
so this is the power of Eugene...

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Lunatick
why does brazil own all of mexico and mexico owns california

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

136 posts
9 (nine, fucking NINE!!!) files
none of them are games
fucking hell /gsg/.... these are the end times...

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperGod
that is the V4(more like based 4)+
or intermarium
or whatever the fuck you want to call it
@AwesomeTucker
based colorblind retarded user (From now on referred to as: "cra", "CRA")

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
please leave
the liquorposters have removed the one good thing from this general and now all that's left is eternal shitposting
you will not find prosperous things here

askme
askme

@AwesomeTucker
assigning tags to retards
i am TAG, the autistic gamer

Evilember
Evilember

@Garbage Can Lid
u won't stop me from posting games FAGGOT
neither will all the shitposters.... tomorrow i will post, now i will sleep

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evilember
same, will sleep for now, work on the news can wait until after I drive home.
keep shitposting anons, i will catalogue it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

so what's more based, congo or congo? or maybe even kongo?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Stupidasole
Congo-Stanleyville

massdebater
massdebater

loango

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Stupidasole
have you tried mongo?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

allright /gsg/.............. i'm going to sleep now................. c u tomorrow (hoapfulee)

DeathDog
DeathDog

@happy_sad
@Lord_Tryzalot
Finally amerimut hours are over. Post content now.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@DeathDog
that's a sudaca dummy

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

same trash but even poorer

DeathDog
DeathDog

t. urk/yuropoor

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

as the night winds grow large, don't reply
we might have an old affection tie
but don't mind, let it die
we're the only ones up this late
so only talk when all fields proclaim sage

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

amerimutt /gsg/

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

/vg/thread/201563572#p201697835
yeehaw BTFO

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

FUCK Grandi

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
for FUCK's sake

Methnerd
Methnerd

Hi

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

K[I]KE

Supergrass
Supergrass

AI Chuck actually accomplishing something
I've never had this happen before.

Inmate
Inmate

2 days until MEIOU update

Spamalot
Spamalot

sudacas go to sleep
thread dies
What did /gsg/ (more like /3wg/ lmao) mean by this???

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spamalot
Brazilian time is only 2 hours earlier than GMT
How are you so sure those aren't Europeans sleeping at 4am

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@girlDog
Get ass cancer, cancerous tool, die in your own shit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

dotty never ceases to amaze me@Burnblaze

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Skullbone
t.turdlayer

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

h8 dotty, luv laughing at him
simple as

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
AEIOU?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PackManBrainlure
Have to say I agree with this post

RumChicken
RumChicken

@girlDog
dayum, I wasn't able to post this for some days and now you take my place. or did you take yours back?

JunkTop
JunkTop

ded

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

start as the ummayad in 1020something to restore andalusia
get 4 wifes, 3/4 whites
all my children are brown, even the ones from white wifes (i'm also white)
what is happening
i even cheated and it seems like i'm their real father, why aren't they white?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lord_Tryzalot
theres a limited number of child faces but they'll turn out white as adults my dude. blame pdox laziness.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lord_Tryzalot
Cultural enrichment my shabib :^)

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
Why are you playing as shitskin muslims?

DeathDog
DeathDog

christianity is so fucked that the pope has to call the first crusade on Lotharingia
my plans for the Grand Republic of Israel have been delayed at least another 30 years

What a yoke.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

For anyone that plays the AGoT mod, Daemon the Rogue Prince can pretty much migrate anywhere.
I love playing him and uniting a comfy eastern kingdom, replacing everyone with high valyrians (which subsequently flip to the native culture, but with Faith of the Seven, so I can have tourneys and knights with the weird local culture)

RumChicken
RumChicken

@lostmypassword
isn't there an even that just randomly starts killing people when you're high valyrian?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@RumChicken
You can turn High Valyrian cull on or off. It doesn't affect you or other natively High Valyrian dynasties.
I just instantly land them and they get turned to the native culture but with the same religion. See this guy was initially randomly generated as high valyrian, and has the bonus from me giving him the land. But he got switched out.
Alternatively, Daemon has an entourage of Crownlanders, Clawman, Riverlanders, and Stormlanders with him. You could choose to land them as well, if you want to export westerosi culture there. You have to turn culture conversion on, though.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Where do you guys find people to play with?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i personally love to play with ur mum lmao

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

samefag

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@StrangeWizard
@StrangeWizard
You don't nigger you play singleplayer like everyone else

Spamalot
Spamalot

treedquorobalex

Evilember
Evilember

Should I change my Shitty Moba username to Enrico Dandolo?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Are we being raided?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

HPM add Molise slavs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molise_Croats

Techpill
Techpill

@Lunatick
What is this shit?

DeathDog
DeathDog

get attacked by the heretic shiite caliph faggot
i have just enough men to win with a holy order
some peasant rebellion happen and he call to arms a sunni tributary
when caliph attacks me the holy order does fucking nothing because this guy 400 men are attached to the heretic army
Fuck you IM SAVESCUMMING THIS SHIT

Supergrass
Supergrass

paradox plaza forums have their certificate expired
Good job retards

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

jihads
lel
Big Black Cocks do the job better

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PackManBrainlure
religion: Sunni
How the fuck did that duchess even get tricked into marrying that negro?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Fuck you for that Op, I thought we are officially kicked off.
How do I learn Victoria 2? Which tutorials?
Keep in mind that I am a EU4 baby trying to get into Vic2. I did a trial run with Baden Würtenberg but failed because the empires around you do not allow for any expansion + factory output and unrest was shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CouchChiller
You don't play German minors, you play GPs or countries that can become GPs.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Poker_Star
She ended up in some random court after her first husband died, so the guy didnt give a fuck about the marriage

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Alright lads, how far should I go? What I don't take I puppet

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Poker_Star
There is an option to turn on interreligious marriages.
Also, if she or her liege have a 100 opinion of you(friend), they will accept you to arrange their marriage.

FastChef
FastChef

@Stupidasole
All the way, go full groBamericanums

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@CouchChiller
t.baden-würtenberger

massdebater
massdebater

@BlogWobbles
Even without interreligious marriage on? This doesn't apply to matrilineal / nonmatrilineal right?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Crazy_Nice
Shush! I did it once, I could always do it again!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Garbage Can Lid
well laddy then protip: spam prestige tech (the first colon from the left in culture techs), become a gp and ally outsiders like france
once strong enough, destroy austria then prussia in quick succession; if you are lucky enough, you'll get the gutter crown event in ~1848 (prussia always declines it so you have your chances). it's easy then.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StonedTime
I want to learn the game first! Which tutorial???!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@FastChef
what about mexico?

Evilember
Evilember

@StrangeWizard
eeeeeh... well the stock one from vanilla taught me some bits in regards to trade and industry but you don't really need any deep knowledge of that

just some basic rules of warfare: your infantry is cannon fodder, and your artillery does the damage. people usually make 10-brigade corps, I use 5 infantry, 4 artillery and 1 engineer to make for lots of damage and easy sieges. try to never attack an equal or easily reinforced enemy group, you'll be fucked by entrenchment/landschaft modifiers like in all paradox games.

in regards to pops, always make first intellectuals/clergy the 2% of population for maximum research yield from them. then go for bureaucrats to make 100% administrative efficiency (meaning best possible taxation and stuff) in every state, THEN if you need encourage soldiers (max 5% per state population, then don't promote further), and then promote craftsmen for your industry if you have state capitalism/planned economy, if not go for capitalists first.

that's the bare basics I can think of. oh, and don't play vanilla - either get HPM or niggermod, the latter is based on the former and fixes some perfomance related stuff.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Who hyped for Feb?

FastChef
FastChef

@massdebater
Too fucking lazy to test it right now.
But I found this: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/6n86bu/til_if_you_are_friends_with_a_muslim_he_will/
So much fucking cringe in the comments

Spamalot
Spamalot

how do i get space button to function as a pause button shortcut for darkest hour?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Spamalot
buttons.cfg
ctrl+f "pause"

shortcut = space

5mileys
5mileys

Poor little white countess
My dick is ready

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@5mileys
Delete this, cancerous corporate tool.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Techpill
an epic world
learn to read user

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

a-anyone?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

no valid path to this province
What??

@Boy_vs_Girl
Don't be racist, user. Don't you like diversity? Still not sure if I want to expand north or east though

Snarelure
Snarelure

generals die when they're killed

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
Just watch a couple of Youtube videos and you'll figure it out, it's not particularly hard anyways
then play USA to get used to the UI, and then Prussia afterwards
Belgium is also a pretty decent idea, maybe Japan if you want to be an unciv

King_Martha
King_Martha

still waiting for the daily sniff........

Supergrass
Supergrass

Does n*ggermod have a pan-germanicism decision?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Supergrass
No.

likme
likme

Gentlemen, I have a serious question:
What makes grand strategy games interesting and fun?

likme
likme

@likme
Autism

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
every month or so I come back to check this general and get me in the mood for a new vicky campaign and there's always some new meme shit going on
what is this OP?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lunatick
none of your business frogposter

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Lunatick
see @Carnalpleasure

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
New vicky campaign will feel like any previous vicky campaign. Let's design a better vicky.
Answer my question: @likme

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@likme
1. an impulse to achieve a certain objective within the game. (le grossgermaniums, make the CSA win, genociding africa, restoring the roman empire...)

2.be forced to make an effort to obtain it that must be substantial

3. achievement of your goals

4. autonomy in doing so: for some people more than others, they don't want to be handheld or pointed in any direction, but achieve it through means of their own conception and under their own responsibility

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Has HPM been unfucked yet?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stupidasole
hpm is dead user...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Question I doubt anyone knows the answer to, but as I can't find the files for it it HPM, what's the levels of population for puppets to pay their tribute?
I believe the max level was a million, but I cant find the files to confirm or deny it

askme
askme

@Emberfire
w-what?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
or did you take yours back?
no that was actually me. i've stopped it for many weeks now due to mental health issues. glad that other people keep the legacy up.

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass
What, like all of Scandi and England?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

thoughts
https://youtu.be/2jS-YuwTDw8

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw you make terrible posts so you can get some disgust reaction images

Methnerd
Methnerd

@PurpleCharger
Examples?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methnerd
They're on other boards

MPmaster
MPmaster

What direction should I take this game lads?
Remain Allemanisk (southwest German) as scions of the ancient Burgundians, or switch to Arpitan and embrace our majority-Francophone populace?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Raving_Cute
Basee lad not shitting on his doorstep.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
A ruler shall not follow the plebs. Speak your father's language unless you are a miserable bastard.

RumChicken
RumChicken

WE

MPmaster
MPmaster

@MPmaster
Carve out your own Allemanisk realm.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

when we

Supergrass
Supergrass

yeehaw

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

while poopoo is pepe methinks that pepe is not

Flameblow
Flameblow

@MPmaster
Go Arpitan and become the new house of Savoy

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
Not that far
Just the continentals will do
Although it looks like I'll just have to make a decision myself

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Do I need to include rivers in sea zones to make them accessible? Never did any map modding in CK2

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@kizzmybutt
tfw no pan germanicist weltreich

Booteefool
Booteefool

Fug :-D

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tfw no huge tits genius latina warrior-reconquista-queen milf wife
why live

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
What the fuck is that mapmod? Is it an independent mod or part of a bundle?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spazyfool
hispanics that pale
lol

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Need_TLC
Part of HIP, SMWH with another part of the modpack that I forget the name of that alters the graphics slightly

@Playboyize
t. never met a northern Spaniard

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@kizzmybutt
Yes
Back to Somalia now that all the arabian sea is actually connected

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

playing DH and went with communist germany in 1933
it's insane how OP the "spread the revolution" event is
1936 and Romania, Bulgaria, Poland, Denmark and Finland are all communist

Playboyize
Playboyize

h-hello

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Should I go with trade intersection or fleet in being in hoi4 as Soviet if I intend to take expand the navy after you have achieved land superiority (particularly to take on the allies)?

idontknow
idontknow

Hot damn y'all are you ready for an even unfriendlier northeast?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
90k dead to attrition?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
what the fuck kinda names are those
"llión"??

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@kizzmybutt
That's overall, I have no idea where it was even going on. Lots of very long sieges though.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spazyfool
G
Is that a boobs mod? Explain further.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@idontknow
those Baltic borders
user, you better fix that before you start going off fucking up the New World as well.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Playboyize
hello /gsg/ fren

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@viagrandad
Zemaitia is the only issue, I think it should remain rightful Litwak clay since they've been my allies for centuries

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
doesnt hold Riga
HOLY SHIT user WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

what do?

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
cuck all the monarchs

Supergrass
Supergrass

@VisualMaster
send your thugs through Belgium into France
no one will stop your Teutonic advance

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Raving_Cute
I gave Riga to the Lithuanians, it seemed like a good thing to do to keep a huge, powerful ally forever.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@VisualMaster
romania
1 JOB

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@VisualMaster
Cuck everybody

Skullbone
Skullbone

@VisualMaster
Allies are temporary but clay is forever.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@VisualMaster
Wait for serbian plot on Austria
Then kill everyone

Playboyize
Playboyize

i feel bad about germans being completely genocided out of nearly 1/3 of their homeland (prussia nonetheless, the area that gave birth to the german state).

FastChef
FastChef

@VisualMaster
real talk tho, wouldn't the russians be the most powerful since they clearly have the most troops(and CK2 doesn't really model a combat system)?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@FastChef
if the mod is well done, it should have a number of holdings for each country proportional to historical population.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why would people oppose the will of the market when it's this productive?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Need_TLC
if the mod is well done
i doubt it considering they murdered Romania's borders

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@ZeroReborn
it's mostly niggers due to not being accepted. you know what to do.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@lostmypassword
I think we all know who the actual problem causers are here.

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
austria can't access tyrol without going to italy
epic mod

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Nojokur
every fucking time

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@FastChef
Russia and the Ottomans have the most troops but are two tech levels below the West. GB has India so they are the strongest I imagine

@Need_TLC
no such thing exists the mod is rather barren but it has dates from 1840 upto 2016 so I don't really know what to expect

happy_sad
happy_sad

how in the fuck do white people explain this shit and still feel like they are superior?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_ibn_al-Walid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Battles_of_Khalid_ibn_Walid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2eAkkzf2lc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umar

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Skullbone
Actually clay is also temporary. But ideologies arent.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@happy_sad
white people
They were against other sandniggers. They got stopped when they tried that shit in Europe.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Stark_Naked
oh but what of the memes that people say that persians and byzantines are white? what about the goths and vandals who got utterly btfo
seems like only white TRIBE that could compete with superior BAC was franks

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@happy_sad
the real question here is whether you think greeks are white or not

and whether this is representative of all white civilization or simply a rotten empire like the byzantines, versus the new kid on the block with a fresh take on life

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BlogWobbles
Yeah, the whiter you are the better you are. Greeks and Persians weren't really white, so they didn't do really well. Iberians are also debatable, but French definately are white, which is why they definately stopped them.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
all of these numbers are fabricated.

i remember a battle that khalid fought against the byzantines. he either lost, or won a very costly victory. khalid himself mentioned something among the lines of "this battle was hell on earth" or "the fighting was so fierce, i barely got away with my life". then arab "historians" claimed that they only lost 10 men (all of which were generals).

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Does anyone have a link to download or torrent the newest HOI4 expansion?
inb4 "hur durr hoi4 sucks"
Yes it does but I just want a link please

cum2soon
cum2soon

@lostmypassword
hoi4 sucks

Methnerd
Methnerd

@happy_sad
@Sharpcharm
as proof to the reliability of arab historians, look at the battle of hazir you posted. wikipedia itself, which i hate to quote, shows that modern estimates bring the byzantine force to around 7k men, not 70k.

idontknow
idontknow

@Sharpcharm
the battle i was talking about was the battle of mu'tah. arab historians claimed that they met hundreds of thousands of enemies, yet in reality the force they met was near their numbers.
"Khalid ibn Al-Walid reported that the fighting was so intense that he used nine swords which broke in the battle. Khalid, seeing that the situation was hopeless, prepared to withdraw. He continued to engage the Byzantines in skirmishes, but avoided pitched battle. It is said that Khalid killed at least one identified Arab Christian commander namely Malik."
we only lost 12 men!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Since when does Africa have colonial nations? I only ever saw it filled with with the colonizers cores. Now I got an portuguese South Africa.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@girlDog
campaign posting
Wtf is this campaign posting?

FastChef
FastChef

@Dreamworx
Okay, forget I asked. I forgot I had a mod on.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef
based literal-retard-bro

DeathDog
DeathDog

how are my borders

girlDog
girlDog

just like ur mum lmao

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
don't genocide based Egyptians

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Raving_Cute
hpm STILL hasn't implemented selective genocide
fucking trash, years of not doing anything other than minor bugfixing only to ruin his own mod within weeks. i hear that reddit has already implemented selective genocide.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

If I copy paste my ironman file to a new computer, does that break the save file?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@New_Cliche
uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe uninstall.exe

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SniperGod
____________________good
post______________________

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperGod
Ck2

hairygrape
hairygrape

@cum2soon
oh my, forgive me
________uninstall.bat________

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
I see
Thank you

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

who gets this reference??

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nojokur
dude egyptians are gonna start controlling your empire, dont underestimate them they aren't subhumans like all your other subjects

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@New_Cliche
I think it would still work but you wouldn't get achievements

Firespawn
Firespawn

fuck im fucking hungry
im gonna wait for a few hours then go to mcdonlads

anyone want anything while im there

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Firespawn
anyone want anything while im there
can you get me back in time

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Firespawn
anyone want anything while im there
just as many hot mustard packs as you can carry

5mileys
5mileys

@Firespawn
yes, some pizza with NO KETCHUP

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@DeathDog
What are your ultimate border goals?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BlogWobbles
Fuck the reference. What country is the last silhouette supposed to be?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Firespawn
Wine and two breakfast burritos

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Crazy_Nice
no achievos
At least I'm only 3 generations in

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
lying

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

is there a good flag pack for DH?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

is he right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ndpVSSBSI

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

this general died

rip /gsg/

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spazyfool
He's wrong, trust me on this.

takes2long
takes2long

alright r8

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@takes2long
How do I get four mini-maps?I only have two.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@JunkTop
Spain, Greece, Nepal, Sweden and India I think

Firespawn
Firespawn

@lostmypassword
can you fucking stop this meme it isnt funny

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Firespawn
speak for yourself alex

eGremlin
eGremlin

does the plebbitmod for vicky 2 allow you to create israel in madagascar and kick the jews to there?

Methshot
Methshot

alright pick the new capital

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methshot
Petoria
like the episode of family guy

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spazyfool
He calls it Europa Spreadsheetversalis 4
Thousands of uninstall 4 players BTFO by a single autismo.
@BinaryMan
That's Greece flipped sideways mate...

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Crazy_Nice
You swindled me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@takes2long
russia military rank is 1
LOL ok kid lmao
russia barely scrapes by as a great power. their GDP is literally about to be overtaken by australia haha btfo

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
1 (population) right
2 (scorched) right
3 (missions) mehh
4 (certainty) mehh
5 (culture) right
6 (westernization) right
7 (religion) right

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Garbage Can Lid
press pretoria
the natal one becomes capital
based
Niggermod, please fix.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Answer a question for me.
I have edited the end of reconstruction event so i can end with Yankee as my only culture, with Texan and Dixie both losing their accepted status and any cores that accept them going away (Texas cores, CSA cores, and desert losing dixie as accepted)
Would it be going to far to do something similar with Canada? My thinking is that, currently, I have it set up that once reconstruction ends, not only does the above happen, but Columbia, Metis, Rubert's Land, Maritimes, and Newfoundland lose their cores as well, the idea being that, since by then i'll have flooded those areas with Yanks and Anglo Canadians are he smallest of minorities in those regions, those cores have no more need.
I'm keeping the Metis, Rubert's land and Columbia ones, but should I keep in Maritimes and Newfoundland? While i had planned on leaving them in, what should i do about Canadian cores in Upper Canada and Ontario and Quebec cores in Lower Canada? Leave them in and try to flood in Yanks or include them in the reconstruction?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spazyfool
I hate nu-Paradox

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@New_Cliche
wtf lol
what happens if you press pietermeritzburg

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Pretoria now has a higer life rating that any other major world city.

@Dreamworx
I'll give you three gueses.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
WHAT MAP MOD IS THIS

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Booteefool
http://www.mediafire.com/file/ct227jc42l79z00/CMapMod.7z

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
apparently the maker of that mod told the reddit mod makers not to integrate it

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
reddit listening to people telling them not to steal shit
How come?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@GoogleCat
rio de janeiro should have 0 province liferating to be honest

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Ottomans in revolts
Fuck their shit up with Austria, Milan and Venice
Take Edirne
Revolts intensify
They can't transport troops to Europe
Bulgaria and Greece spawns
One war later they lose all their core on European lands
Can I consider Ottos to be kill now?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

AFPG are you here?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

How could HPM be improved?

Methshot
Methshot

seek voluntary gainful employment
clearly outlined in your contract you can receive mutilation as punishment for infractions against Volkscorp™
a few hottentot loving communists from Europe show up and start losing their shit
despite not being privy to the terms and conditions of the aforementioned contract you willingly signed, or became signed into at birth as property of your parents
Hoe vryer die mark, hoe vryer die volk.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@kizzmybutt
I am.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
Make me an Anarcho Capitalist Pan-African Volkstaat flag.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad
Alright. Anything specific you want to see in it? Any particular request or feel for it?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Illusionz
Nah, don't waste your time making me a meme flag I don't even know how to put in the game anyway.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@haveahappyday
It's super easy to do. All you need to do is know the TAG of the country and then it's just a matter of copy and pasting the file. You sure?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
Well I mean It'd be nice, but I don't want you to put you out making meme flags when you could be doing proper stuff. I'll only be using it for the last 30 years anyway.

WebTool
WebTool

Guys, I have a dilemma - as Austria, taking Bosnia makes sense both logistically and historically, but that little adriatic tail is so cute, what do?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
I felt kinda inspired. How's this? I took the symbol from the East Dutch Company, modified of course, to fit the context.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@w8t4u
Epic, but you're really going to have to spoonfeed me on how to add it to the game, I'm very retarded.

massdebater
massdebater

@Stark_Naked
Do you know what the country tag for the Volkstaat is?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@WebTool
Even it all out. Take from the Turk until the Turk has nothing left. Turn the Balkans into satelittes.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@w8t4u
puke
Anarcho Capitalist companies should just be plain colours and nothing fancy or even relating to a country

Snarelure
Snarelure

@massdebater
c-country tag..? w-what's that?
Yes, of course.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

give me a ck2 mod/campaign

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Snarelure
Ok so you need to rename the flag pic to TAG_republic, convert it to .tga and then paste it in
C:\Program Files\Steam\SteamApps\common\Victoria 2\mod\MOD_NAME(I assume Niggermod)\gfx\flags
After that you need to delete the flag cache which is in C:\Users\User_name\Documents\Paradox Interactive\Victoria II\MOD_NAME\gfx
I'd recommend just in case also replacing the TAG flag file, without government name, just in case it's using that one instead of the republic one.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
Oh, so it's just a normal flag. I thought there was a special process for an cap flags, as they're not in the usual line up of Republic, Mon, Com, fash. I seem to remember you discussing it at length with HPM one time, when he "figured out" how to get additional flags into the game.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TurtleCat
It's a special process only if the modder decided to specifically have the ancap flag for that specific country use the fifth flag system. Which I assume is not the case here.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Snarelure
I like that idea, best of both worlds. Shame there's no way to form yugoslavia without giving up croatia

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
Ah. Thanks AFPG.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Soooo I just slapped the Pope around a lil bit as protestant Pizza (Naples)-soon-to-be-Italy and grabbed that village known as Rome. However conversion rate is sitting at minus 3.9 due to development. The question: is there any easy way to raze the city down to size so I can deliver those heretics and renegades the good word of one true faith? Or do I have to go the long way and start stacking up those conversion bonuses?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@haveahappyday
Militant socialist capitalists did exist, though.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Ignoramus
Exist, but they weren't literally every single capitalist pop.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Inmate
Glad to be of help.

Bidwell
Bidwell

^next edition should be "a-anyone? edition"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

take a look around looking for marriages
uh why did the byzzies become green

likme
likme

@Crazy_Nice
Why are the Pechnegs so chad?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BlogWobbles
>nepal being lewd
someone post the actual image

FastChef
FastChef

@likme
I think it might just be the others who love to be conquered by steppe people

takes2long
takes2long

How do you get Big Flag Frames to work with NWO?
I swear I've seen it before, but I get this messed up font/icons.

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
pic
God v2 is such a shit game. Tfw I read comprehensive histories of the period and there were barely any armed socialist(or other ideology, really) revolts in the real timeline, just strikes and what not, but we have to play whackamole because Paradox is full of retards

likme
likme

playing Polska in ck2 HIP whats reasonable blob I'm finna cuck these wends where should I stop?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@likme
Try to unite slavs under one banner lead by poland

takes2long
takes2long

@likme
Stop when you're out of dynasty members to land

Spamalot
Spamalot

Help me /gsg/
White is the current border. I'm going to puppet Mexico down the line, but I'm unsure where to have the border.
Pink line is the only real border that doesn't look like shit
If i do take those 3 states, I'll have around 175k pops to overrun with yanks, but about a third of those are natives, and since I'll be doing the assimilation policy, they'll become Yanks as well.
Thoughts? Should I keep the current borders or push the border down south?
I can't really justify going any further south as those areas have very large Mexican populations and the state borders look like shit Mexican

Emberburn
Emberburn

cant attach army because superior rank
alright man you go this way i follow you
my commander has organizer so we can get there first and win this battle with mountain bonus
my ally change direction at the last fucking moment
Motherfucking traitor.

idontknow
idontknow

@likme
PLC Borders + Poland's western border being the Oder + Bohemia-Moravia

Snarelure
Snarelure

@takes2long
so now?
@idontknow
very groß will do

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
user, you know you have to.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@massdebater
would the pink line suffice? South of that the state borders are just fucking disgusting

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Snarelure
forgot my image

Inmate
Inmate

@Spamalot
White is the current border.
Then white must the current border remain?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lord_Tryzalot
king start
Boring as fuck, what are you gonna do?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@VisualMaster
Pink line, Yucatan and Cuba, look at the fucking map negro.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
conquer all of these

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Gigastrength
Bornhom
Slavs
Wasn´t that island home to the Burgundians and then later to Danes?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Booteefool
blob Wends and Balts do some dynastic blobbing then probably stop playing
king start
Boring as fuck
I'd do a count start but there are no Piast counts only a duke who died

cum2soon
cum2soon

@VisualMaster
@Spamalot
Thake the Pink syate and the puke green state as well. The borders are shit, but they're based on where the oil is, which as the US is your ultimate goal. Also a lot of gold.

Directly annex Iraq for the same reason. Go for 75% of the world's oil.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

MEIOU IN TWO DAYS

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

So what is /gsg/'s opinion on Plug and Play ID VEN_8086&DEV_2A43&SUBSYS_FF661179&REV_07
It's been pretty long and honestly i'm thinking about upgrading to Plug and Play ID VEN_8086&DEV_2A43&SUBSYS_FF661179&REV_11 but it's so god damn expensive. I can't even sell my Plug and Play ID VEN_8086&DEV_2A43&SUBSYS_FF661179&REV_07 because of how old it is...

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nude_Bikergirl
I suggest upgrading to Plug and Play ID VEN_8086&DEV_2A43&SUBSYS_FF661179&REV_09 if your budget is tight. Plug and Play ID VEN_8086&DEV_2A43&SUBSYS_FF661179&REV_11 is obviously much better (and even includes security updates), but if you can't afford it Plug and Play ID VEN_8086&DEV_2A43&SUBSYS_FF661179&REV_09 should suffice (but it will also get noticably outdated in a few years).

Plug and Play ID VEN_8086&DEV_2A43&SUBSYS_FF661179&REV_07 is completely obsolete. I wouldn't use it for anything other than web browsing, videos and maybe some light gaming.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
AEIOU?

Methshot
Methshot

@Inmate
Changelog?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Now that I've reunited Britain as the descendants of Macsen, how do I press my claim on the Roman Empire as the descendants of a true Emperor?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@GoogleCat
AEIOU

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@ZeroReborn
https://www.lunduniversity.lu.se/lup/publication/5b71fb58-5931-4e4e-a4a5-0ed42a848ca7

Seems like there were some migrants.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Give me fun nations to play in niggermod (no germany)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Need_TLC
Deutschland

Emberfire
Emberfire

niggermod

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Prussia

JunkTop
JunkTop

I am playing that shitty game called EU4 and half of the disgusting Ottoblob has been occupied by Hungary and some other Europeans, including Constantinople

BUT OTTOMANS ARE STILL CREATING NEW FUCKING UNITS, EVENTHOUGH THEY HAVE LIKE 0 MANPOWER AFTER 10 YEARS OF GETTING THEIR ASSES KICKED. THEY JUST KEEP SPAMMING MERCENARIES

EU4 is shit. The Ottomans should have colapsed already. This game is retarded

SniperWish
SniperWish

What would you like to see in a new paradox grand strategy game? Will Victoria 3 ever happen?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

wanting v3
Why? Was HoI4 not enough of a warning?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperWish
I dont want to see anything from pdx

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

HPM are You still alive?
please show signs of life thanks

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Boy_vs_Girl
They have a shitty team developing HOI4. All their good devs are working on Stellaris

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Lunatick
wtf Stellaris is shit

Skullbone
Skullbone

So you want V3 to be like Stellaris? Fuck off back you absolute retard.

Methnerd
Methnerd

*moves black pop to cotton fields*
*moves yank pop to liquor factories*
ah yes, really loving vicky 3

StonedTime
StonedTime

Stellaris is shit. HoI4 is shit. Is there even a team left that has not sold its soul to the merchant ?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
my future self. wait for me.

Inmate
Inmate

@Methnerd
that sounfs pretty fun though

Emberfire
Emberfire

remember meneth
he used to post here, now he is working at paradox...... soon that will be me

Emberfire
Emberfire

wanting to work for paradox
fuck off kid i will only work for gsg

Methnerd
Methnerd

based nakhodka

DeathDog
DeathDog

gsg is recruiting for its next game, get your leaflet and sign up.

eGremlin
eGremlin

/gsg/ can not and WILL NOT make a game
drinking and whoring lad is fucking dead. Sad!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Jesus Fucking Christ.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

/vg/catalog#s=agdg%2F

Evilember
Evilember

@cum2soon
ethnicly kike
chinese culture

massdebater
massdebater

I really want those pops

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

If Victoria 3 were announced right now what would you do, /gsg/?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@cum2soon
Swear fealty

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Raving_Cute
not be hyped at all because paradox would ruin it??

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@cum2soon
Please don't take the name of the Lord in vain.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Raving_Cute
Hope they have autistic tech tree

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
Be upset that this place is going to be overrun people saying it "might not be too bad", or even unironically hyped for it while I know it'll be shit from the start

Skullbone
Skullbone

I realize nu-Paradox will ruin vic3 but one can't help want such a game

eGremlin
eGremlin

Whats better, poopmod or hpm?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Methnerd
@Skullbone
3 seconds

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@DeathDog
@eGremlin
0 seconds

Nojokur
Nojokur

bump

King_Martha
King_Martha

bump!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

bump...

Flameblow
Flameblow

when the funee science man on tv makes the haha joke

idontknow
idontknow

tfw you will never have a cute italo-germanic MILF doctor run after you screaming as you sprint through the Sicilian brush naked at midnight

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
treblinka!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Flameblow
bazoinkers!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Flameblow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8m2BYv02Nw

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm the Queen of Denmark and my husband is the King os Sweden, we have 5 children but none of them is gonna inherit Sweden because of elective succesion law. Is there a way I could make my husband change his succion law so one of our children inherits Sweden?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@New_Cliche
nice trips
Yes they are cup size
Dark World my friend
on Loverslab

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
Based Darkworlds user not breaking the silence.

likme
likme

AFPG you still here?

girlDog
girlDog

how would you deal with India in a modern day mod?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@girlDog
Just make it a big shithole that won't crawl itself out of the gutter for many decades to come.

TechHater
TechHater

@girlDog
It hurts to see how many provinces there are in the east compared to Europe proper.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
Your children will get claims. Just press them.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Which game should I play if I want nearly no interaction and just go along and do the minimum possible for a comfy experience ?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@girlDog
Tell them Pakistan is gonna nuke their face
Then tell the pakis India is gonna nuke their face

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59JnM4JKNQ

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TechHater
It hurts to see how many provinces there are in the east compared to Europe proper.
honestly what the fuck were they thinking adding India adding 100s of provinces for something that is hardly touched in the time period.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methnerd
@TechHater
So you're mad your narrow euro-centric worldview isn't being validated by a company that makes history games?

5mileys
5mileys

@StrangeWizard
no, im mad that a game which advertises itself as a medieval history sim is more concerned with fantasy fiction in the magical realm of no-loo peninsula

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Thought i wasn't going to fucking have it there for a bit

w8t4u
w8t4u

@kizzmybutt
annexed all of canada
based
howd you do it so quick

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
if someone managed to make a more polished version of vic2, id fucking cum

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sharpcharm
What specifically about his post made you say that?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@cum2soon
The fact that the map looks like shit after only 30 years.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
I would cum for you big WHITE Argentinian man

farquit
farquit

Europe shouldn't be the focal point of a game titled "Crusader Kings" which spans from 1066 to 1453
Tibet and India should get an extensive undeserved amount of content despite it being irrelevant to the games focus
ah yes the sweet smell of r*ddit in the air

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methnerd
The borders would be perfect if the CSA had Texas and he had Sonora.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StrangeWizard
You can just say "correct" instead of "euro-centric", it's shorter and they're synonymous.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Bidwell
So you agree your view is narrow and serves nothing but the hairbrained idiocy of an underage edgy alt reicher?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@kizzmybutt
Texas and Mexico should have left too, the entire push for expansion into Latin America was to give the South more possible slave-owning states to balance out Congress.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Bidwell
best post itt

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Skullbone
Mexico, nor any part of the concession have an economy that suits slavery. The only area that does is the fertile lands of Columbia (Washington, Oregon and the non mountainous parts of Idaho).

Techpill
Techpill

@Snarelure
@Skullbone
0 seconds

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@kizzmybutt
as reconstruction had been enacted, the nigger problem can be addressed as well

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid
What mod?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Snarelure
I haven't agreed to anything, you don't have my signature on any documents. What I've done is explained to you that you can streamline your shitposting output by switching one word with another shorter one means the same thing, in this case switching "euro-centric" with "correct". So where you previously said
So you're mad your narrow euro-centric worldview isn't being validated by a company that makes history games?
You could say
So you're mad your narrow correct worldview isn't being validated by a company that makes history games?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@5mileys
He doesn't like becoming the Norse Nestorian Nepali Kingdom of Bengal

FastChef
FastChef

@Spazyfool
n*gg*rm*d

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Illusionz
It doesn't matter if slavery would have been prevalent there, only that the future state governments there would support slavery.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methnerd
You're not correct in the slightest. Your opinion stems from a fundemental ignorance of other cultures, if you actually learned anything at all about places such as India you'd realise they have a far more rich and vast culture than Europe, that's only really been around for three millenia.

takes2long
takes2long

@FastChef
He added a ship em back decision?

idontknow
idontknow

@Garbage Can Lid
us before and after, a little more than a million back 2 Africa. ignore my shitty crop
I'll post Liberia's in a moment
@Spazyfool
custom decisions I wrote

RumChicken
RumChicken

@idontknow
every single nigger removed
pretty unrealistic desu

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperGod
See now you're getting it! Instead of saying
You're not euro-centric in the slightest.
You said
You're not correct in the slightest.
Thereby lowering your character usage and increasing your shitposts/minute.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@AwesomeTucker
You are being Euro-centric. You are not being correct. The two terms are mutually exclusive.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RumChicken
dark skin? get on the boat
Not hard user

idontknow
idontknow

@LuckyDusty
execute yourself you fucking moron

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
It's not even that sad. What is really sad is that a lot of what little Europe gets is also wrong in many places. Same towns appearing in two different provinces. Same town appearing twice in one province, but in different languages, instead of using present in game dynamic name system (which is barely used.). Lots of town names misspelled. I even found a thread from a fucking 2012 about misspellings and those typos are still in game 6 years later.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
No user, you had it but now you're kind of relapsing. Change
You are being correct. You are not being correct. The two terms are mutually exclusive.
Into
You are being correct. You are not being correct. The two terms are mutually exclusive.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fried_Sushi
My bad, what I meant is-

No user, you had it but now you're kind of relapsing. Change
You are being Euro-centric. You are not being correct. The two terms are mutually exclusive.
Into
You are being correct. You are not being correct. The two terms are mutually exclusive.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@idontknow
again a shitty crop, but here's Liberia's pops. Ignore the unemployment, I don't care about it and the province fills up and the extras move to the other province with in a year; by the year's end, both provinces are afro american majority

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

pajeet and crypto chink dick riders in my gsg thread
leftypol gets worse every minute lord have mercy.

idontknow
idontknow

@Fried_Sushi
the history of the modern world is euro-centric

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Flameblow
tfw your homeland gets re-colonized by a bunch of brudas that are the children of failures that were sold as slaves 70 years ago

idontknow
idontknow

@Flameblow
@idontknow
These were my posts btw just in case anyone wanted to reply

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@idontknow
t. falseflag pro

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

tfw no african-american reich but back in africa

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@King_Martha
illegals dont exist

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@idontknow
Okay okay, what about Norse Coptic Egypt?

askme
askme

@Harmless_Venom
i'm just so fucking sick of those norse memes it's baffling, reeks of reddit le based norsemen doing X

i mean these your playthroughs may have been logically explained, maybe even with AARs, but the mere sight of yet another "LOOKS GUISE MY NORSEREICH IN X XDDDD" is simply infuriating at this point.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@askme
What about Norse Merchant Assassins?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

769 start as one of the Breton counties
Vassal'd by France after about 15 years
Use that time to gobble up some counties; get lucky with some marriages as well
France implodes around 800 for some reason
End up independent
Ally with Aquitaine and Burgundy to push the Muslims back out of southern France
Check on Europe around 889
"Oh wow Europe is remarkably well behaved! Maybe it'll stay like-"
Look East of the Elbe

Why Baltics. Why.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Garbage Can Lid
upboated

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stupidasole
You are wrong, sir

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@lostmypassword
foto no ezif
You do know Veeky Forums auto-removes that nowadays, right?

cum2soon
cum2soon

lmao this 15 year old has 30,000 troops because of event spawned units still there from when they rebelled against the blobassids
Fuck off im not giving up el rif

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Deadlyinx
Implying they don't keep it themselves
police ain't never gonna get pookie

hairygrape
hairygrape

Say I want to play mongols, but in western europe. Early game, could I just have a horde move across the map to conquer a small little piece o shit place, then claim it as my capital?

ANy problems with doing this?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
Rename that kingdom Britannia right now you fag

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
snowniggers are the only people who can invade in Europe so when you want to do meme playthroughs you pick them, but you have to play 769/867 so why even bother

iluvmen
iluvmen

I love playing Pokemon with my Kingsguard.
Too bad he got rid of the fish people of the Thousand Isles a couple patches ago. I used to get saltwives from where as Ironborn and play as part merman

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Flameblow
oh boy I wonder what fun assimilation I'll see

JunkTop
JunkTop

@iluvmen
ask random lowborn skilled fighter to join the Kingsguard
"sorry your grace my family needs me"
y-you too

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@JunkTop
I do the kidnapping unsullied trick frequently, makes it easy to get a bunch of grotesques and freaks on my kingsguard
I had to savescum this one and make him a noble first to get him to say yes for the screenshot though

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stark_Naked
ignore that I forgot I hadn't included Rupert's land in that

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
it's not all doom and gloom for the first time I'm getting green dream events as a Wilding

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What country is most suited to becoming a white paradise in CWE? South Africa, Rhodesia, or Algeria?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
how do you turn Southern Rhodesia into Rhodesia do you need all your cores or something?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methnerd
dixie removed from accepted
texan removed from accepted
fuck you yank

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Ignoramus
SA, absolutely. The other two barely had any whites.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Nojokur
Algeria was 15% white in 1967
South Africa was 20% white in1901
Rhodesia was never more than 1% white kek

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

rate

MPmaster
MPmaster

@New_Cliche
Rhodesia was never more than 1% white kek
It was like 5% in 1970.

farquit
farquit

@New_Cliche
@Ignoramus
*5% not 1%

TreeEater
TreeEater

@New_Cliche
Frenchmen aren't really white though.

girlDog
girlDog

/trash/thread/13484615#p13490266
/trash/thread/13484615#p13490388
now THIS is quality shitposting, none of that "liquoR&Ialex" crap...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RumChicken
I still want to get them as Farwynd for once, it's so rare.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TreeEater
I guess South Africa is your white paradise then

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@LuckyDusty
Boers are white trash.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Ignoramus
Moçambique.

Techpill
Techpill

@BinaryMan
WellI guess Liberia is your white paradise then

TechHater
TechHater

Started at the Empire of Trebizond bookmark and got here. What are my goals?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TechHater
expand east

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

*links /trash/ thread*
heh... take that kikes

Spamalot
Spamalot

Can the starting African nations in Nigeria form Biafra? I want to make a huge protestant Biafra and free Africa from the muslims.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater
conquer the east, maybe southern italy as well

Soft_member
Soft_member

I love trash <3

Inmate
Inmate

@Ignoramus
Argentina

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
@VisualMaster
East as in Egypt or East as in Persia/Arabia?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stupidasole
both

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stupidasole
since jerusalem exist you should only get Syria and iraq, then maybe persia
also reconquer everything up to the caucauses

likme
likme

@TechHater
The most aesthetic byzantium without going full rome meme

Lunatick
Lunatick

what's the best Indian country to break away from the l*meys and unify the subcontinent with?

5mileys
5mileys

@Lunatick
The Mughal Empire

WebTool
WebTool

@Lunatick
Mughals, or Hyderabad for actual India.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
pls respond

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Raving_Cute
@likme
@MPmaster
C*tholics threw a dick in my plans by actually succeeding with a crusade, so taking Egypt would be somewhat unaesthetic without taking Jerusalem, which wouldn't be unrealistic I guess considering this is post-4th Crusade. I'll probably just push up to the Caucasus and take Syria, Iraq, and some Black Sea shit. Maybe push South if the Crusaders fall apart.

farquit
farquit

rate

SniperWish
SniperWish

@farquit
iwg

whereismyname
whereismyname

@farquit
reported

TechHater
TechHater

@farquit
ignored

hairygrape
hairygrape

@farquit
discouraged

Firespawn
Firespawn

r u 12?

viagrandad
viagrandad

yes i am 12 IPs (all me)

viagrandad
viagrandad

@GoogleCat
Convert to Catholic and vassalize the crusaders

Methnerd
Methnerd

@farquit
Me on the left

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@viagrandad
Convert to Catholic

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@farquit
awwww minekid is all grown up now

eGremlin
eGremlin

North is civil warring against the Iron Throne think it would be a good meme if I tried to take them on
first battle, I capture the lord paramount the north is mine
the Riverlands has stayed out of the war full levies
okay nice I can break my strength on them get pushed out of power nice
LP marches into the north kills his stack with attrition its wiped and I have the Riverlands
how can I RP this one out. Want my realm to splinter on my death don't want to get an empire title

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
all me

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Need_TLC
delet urself from this earth

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@farquit
What in the godda-

DeathDog
DeathDog

Ideal army composition ratio for 1905, all available army tech, just waiting for tanks to unlock, I have gas attack

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fried_Sushi
is this your first day here kiddo?

viagrandad
viagrandad

?

Methshot
Methshot

@Fried_Sushi
Let's keep this in the groove, hey?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Ignoramus
Technically, Algeria is already 100% caucasian from the start.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methshot
Hey is for horses, mister man. So don't you raise that tone to me again or we're going to have big problems.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Should I? I completely forgot that I managed to cuck one of the De Lusignans into a matrilineal marriage to get a Komnenos on the throne of rump-state Jerusalem before it was pushed into the sea. Now that they re-crusaded the area I could push his grandson's claim and get it under my control.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TreeEater
Hell yeah. Take back Egypt as well.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@farquit
e1hm

Emberfire
Emberfire

i just took Lombardia from the Carolingians through a papal sanctioned invasion, should i tell the pope to fuck off and swear fealty to the Byzantine emperor? I'm Langobard btw, plan on making Ravenna the greatest city in italy

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberfire
through a papal sanctioned invasion
should i tell the pope to fuck off
No.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

take administrative idea for that sweet -25% coring cost
remove kebab
now I'm sitting with a lot of sunni provinces and no way to convert them

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PackManBrainlure
Haha, yes, yes, that always happens to me as well, so hilarious...
But I do have a simple way of fixing it all, just uninstall.exe!

SniperWish
SniperWish

On my way to aesthetic palingenesis

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@PackManBrainlure
just convert to Islam

WebTool
WebTool

@Gigastrength
ew rude

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Bidwell
Arab isn't the same as white

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

should i play bice if i only have 150 hrs with vanilla?

idontknow
idontknow

@Ignoramus
no, you need 5000 hrs and an autism certificate to download the mod

massdebater
massdebater

@eGremlin
@viagrandad
That was what I did in this game @TalkBomber
That glorious bastard gave me a kingdom and died shortly thereafter.
Slightly related, I mentioned earlier that I missed being able to take the Thousand Islanders as salt wives as Ironborn. I was going to fuck around and try and play as Giants or Brindled men in a custom start and I found this. The graphics for them have been updated since last time, too.
Anyone know if you can get them in your court through events or something?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@massdebater
Nevermind, telltale sign something isn't done; last names are all Smith

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@idontknow
HPP less autistic?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Emberfire
What map mod is this brudda

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberfire
Does this mod have an EU4 converter converting this to mayo and texas would be godly

Lunatick
Lunatick

fuck the last game, was way too easy

gonna start off as a 50 year old langobard with monster combat stats and just grab everything i can for my son and five daughters before i kick the bucket

two restarts and three months in, i holy war and capture the sicilian arab fucker and take all his shit before the shitty franks up north do the same

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
We discourage campaign posting. If anyone posts in the thread about any campaigns, promising content or not, be sure it's a /v/tard known for complaining and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
What the fuck is this?

girlDog
girlDog

@farquit
it's telling you to fuck off

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
it's a steamcordplaza falseflag, ignore it

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
two restarts
Kill yourself

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Boy_vs_Girl
what do you want me to do, die and half to restart anyway?

kys loser

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
xelat

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@farquit
Reminder:
We don't have an official Steam group, Discord channel, IRC room, Skype, Email address, website, Facebook page, Google+ page, Myspace page, YouTube channel, Usenet newsgroup, telephone number, ham radio frequency, subscription magazine, carrier pigeon network, USB dead drop, public gathering, or thread on Veeky Forums. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not Steam groups, Discord channels, IRC rooms, Skypes, Email addresses, websites, Facebook pages, Google+ pages, Myspace pages, YouTube channels, Usenet newsgroups, telephone numbers, ham radio frequencies, subscription magazines, carrier pigeons, USB dead drops, public gatherings, or threads on Veeky Forums, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname
How about you half yourself

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Lunatick
A-anon? @Gigastrength

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Raving_Cute
HPP is really fun, but it does simplify support brigades a bit, for better or worse. It crashes slightly more than vanilla, but still doable. If you're playing HoI3 whatsoever, make sure you use this borderless windowed fix: https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/2zr3b8/borderless_windowedmouse_cursor_fix_for_victoria/

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What is a fun non-nomad tribal ruler to play in CK2?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Bidwell
but I dont play in windowed mode

likme
likme

@AwesomeTucker
What is your definition of fun? There is a shit ton of tribal rulers

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Firespawn
But it makes the game crash far less often and looks fullscreen while still being able to alt-tab to shitpost on /gsg/.

massdebater
massdebater

@likme
A game where you have initial expansion opportunities but you won't run out of worthy enemies too soon

likme
likme

so will anybody fix the op next thread?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

no but I'll fix ur mum

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

fuck off /trash/tard!

WebTool
WebTool

make me kike

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Stop mentioning it
Oy vey, da gsgoyim know

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@201810551
@201810645
@201810703
@201810854
@201811109
all me posts

MPmaster
MPmaster

uh... *clears throat*
i mean, fuck you stop insulting my mother!
you will face grandi's wrath now!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why all the shitposting.
What the fuck is wrong with this general.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@cum2soon
what the fuck is wrong with YOU
stop posting niggers, nigger. you're probably a newfag too

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why do you have to do this shit you blithering autismoman
Why can't you just behave instead of shitting up every fucking thread with your retarded temper tantrums or whatever this shit you're doing is

You are THE reason gsg is so terrible, and you've been doing it for fucking years

Fuck you, user, I hope someone finally puts you in a correctional facility because you really need it
kys

Spamalot
Spamalot

@cum2soon
we shall stop shitposting when the OP will be the good one

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RavySnake
Theatrum Orbis Terrarum

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

i seriously just want to kill all the niggers in the world

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
@eGremlin
Well, anyway.
Is there a map mod for Vic2 in the same vein as Theatrum Orbis Terrarum?
Something something 19th century?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

based anonymous dropping the real wine redpills

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
Fuck off back to your factory, you shitter, you will never overthrow Liquor and you will NEVER be respected here, Fucking kill yourself.

Manchester:
Do you honestly think we're retarded?
We can fucking read your profits.
You're Steel 2.0 and that's all you'll ever be.
A pathetic good with no reason to exist.

Liverpool:
Go get consumed by some stupid artisans.
Maintain your shitty pops with your wine.
/gsg/ aren't the gullable retards you want us to be.
How does it feel to know everyone hates you?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fuzzy_Logic
see @GoogleCat

Evilember
Evilember

What the fuck is this?

5mileys
5mileys

@Evilember
what else would it be stupid
its an old vic graphic overhaul pack

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@5mileys
But it's not in the store, and I can't find any information about it. It only appears in SteamDB, strange.

Inmate
Inmate

@Evil_kitten
Thanks :^3

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nude_Bikergirl
That's because you are not an Old Vic.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Need_TLC
How can I be one.
Do I need to build liquor distilleries or what.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StrangeWizard
yes
also if you use hpm over niggermod then that means you're becoming more like talex and that means you need to leave

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How in the fuck

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StrangeWizard
Old Vics are a true elite. You neeed to be personally appointed as one by Johan.

TechHater
TechHater

Gib goal(s).

@Stupidasole
Are you playing vanilla you madman

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberfire
OK, that's good because I was thinking what mod to use since I've been playing nothing but vanilla since months.
Gonna try and do a full liberal Argentina.
@iluvmen
So Jews? I don't think I want to be one.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StonedTime
Try CoolMapMod in the archive

iluvmen
iluvmen

Hispania is rightful Gallic clay right?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

"J-Jesus this UI is so fucking trash god fucking trash fuck" *sounds of climbing in the distance* "I FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT I'D DO, I'D BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK COME HERE COME HERE" "well thanks for watching that was part 14 of Ulm WC hope to see you next episode"

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@AwesomeTucker
can you post a link to the video that started this meme?

Playboyize
Playboyize

nice video bro i unironically like favorited and subsribed
i liked your grossgermaniums playthrough a little bit more, but ill forgive you this one time if you understand the mistakes and consequences of your actions thoroughly

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TechHater
Yes

Also some Norse Germanic cunts came in and snapped up Rome and nobody did a fucking thing about it. Time to save Rome.

TechHater
TechHater

@Evilember
http://steamcommunity.com/app/42960/discussions/0/34096318983673201/
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/old-vic-dlc.526779/

tl;dr - it was interface overhaul dlc for vanilla V2, it was quite buggy and later got obsolete with V2 expansion.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TechHater
Oh that's interesting, thanks user.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@iluvmen
Hispania was part of the Gallic empire before Cladius reconquered it, yes.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@girlDog
@SomethingNew
@cum2soon
@BinaryMan
I wss never a fan of the autistic warning about fucking steam groups but this is ridiculous.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Gigastrength
Take Rome
Give back to Pope
Check back in 10 years
Byzzies have it

Oh well. Which Duchy should I invade and take over to give to the Pope? Thinking Essex because it's nearby and it's BIG.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@AwesomeTucker
You should give him Kent if anything, there's an archbishopric there irl

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@AwesomeTucker
Steamcordplaza post

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@AwesomeTucker
Kent

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What are good boarders to achieve as Denmark?
Should I form scandinavia? Is it /fun/?

Evilember
Evilember

I'm a jew

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@CouchChiller
posting /gsg/ in the /gsg/ thread is steamcordplaza

/pol/

hairygrape
hairygrape

tliquor

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sir_Gallonhead
making reddit/discord tier posts
implying there is anything wrong with /pol/
Yeah i'd say you are steamcordplaza member

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
go to pol hehe
Die you cunt

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
No you go back to your leftist shill group

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Sir_Gallonhead
This is you you fucking reddit moderator
You're mad because /pol/ called you out on being a soros shill

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
steamcordplaza
/pol/
You just outed yourself there as one

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What's the tag of United Provinces in Niggermod/HPM? If does have a country file that is.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@FastChef
@ZeroReborn
@TalkBomber
@massdebater
@PackManBrainlure
post grand strategy shit
in the grand strategy general
this is apparently wrong
This board is for video games

5mileys
5mileys

And so again they come, these slaves of the old world that worship gold, wailing women and crucified men.
They may have started this war but it ends when I say.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@5mileys
abhorrent post

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RumChicken
How did we get to the point where posting grand strategy in the grand strategy general is now a bad thing?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stupidasole
it isn't a bad thing in itself, just your posts generally are

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RavySnake
What about my post asking which Duchy to give to the Pope is bad?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Booteefool
you are asking stupid questions

idontknow
idontknow

king of france embraces disgusting cathar shit
"fuck you"
break out, join the hre
emperor is now cathar too

HERETICS FUCK OFF

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@5mileys
Worship gold
Ahh yes, another pagan LARPer prooves his kind doesn't know shit about christianity.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Booteefool
Left wing politics does not belong on Veeky Forums shill

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperWish
just post your stuff my dude and ignore those retards

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TalkBomber
@Booteefool
@Sir_Gallonhead
Samefag or organized shills working together

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

based

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Should I let the Romano-British kingdom remain independent?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Go for England up to the wall if you're bored and want to expand I guess, or make it a tributary

RavySnake
RavySnake

@kizzmybutt
I'm not a pagan but I am RPing. Nobody in the Americas cared about gold (the Incas valued coloured feathers, for example) until the jew owned Spaniards came.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

To stay under 200 points you have to take some shit ideas. This one is turning out alright though.

Snarelure
Snarelure

http://poal.me/yrgzdt

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Firespawn
How the fuck is asking questions about video games "left wing politics"?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

We discourage campaign posting
Is this true? That's pretty stupid if it is.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Is there a way to lower your rulers legitimacy so that you can raise it in order to gain more absolutism?

TreeEater
TreeEater

All of the celtic Gauls are gone lads. Replaced by superior Romano-Gallic peoples

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lord_Tryzalot
Royal Marry. Depending on who it is you'll lose between 2 and 5 a time. If you control the Pope you can just divorce them guilt free.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
there's a well-tested method, uninstall the game

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
The Inca were fond of gold and silver and used it for ornaments and for decorating their temples and palaces as well as for personal jewelry. Many objects were made of solid gold: Emperor Atahualpa had a portable throne of 15 karat gold that reportedly weighed 183 pounds. The Inca were one tribe of many in the region before they began conquering and assimilating their neighbors: gold and silver may have been demanded as tribute from vassal cultures. The Inca also practiced basic mining, and as the Andes Mountains are rich in minerals, had accumulated a great deal of gold and silver by the time the Spaniards arrived. Most of it was in the form of jewelry, adornments and decorations and artifacts from various temples.
Whatever you say lad.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@AwesomeTucker
So gold to them was the equivalent of wood.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@AwesomeTucker
gold and silver may have been
So in reality you don't know lmao

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Deadlyinx
That helped, nice. Now I have 50. So, the court and country thingy, how does it work? Do I have to let it happen and then...?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BunnyJinx
be at war
national unrest over 1
over x Absolutism
takes 3 years to fire
lasts for 10 years and lets you farm absolutism
read the wiki
don't accept Particularists demands or it ends early

girlDog
girlDog

Anyone watched Devilman crybaby yet?
@farquit
how can one lich be so cute?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Dude NICE

TechHater
TechHater

@Playboyize
5

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
with a population that is smaller than the other 4 and starts with less lit and soldiers
Epic post

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
Which mod?

FastChef
FastChef

Rate my borders

5mileys
5mileys

@Methshot
Really?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@5mileys
No, just kidding.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@5mileys
Really

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fried_Sushi
based

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TreeEater
Good borders
@Playboyize
Good borders
@FastChef
Good borders
@Fried_Sushi
Good borders

Techpill
Techpill

@Fried_Sushi
3
4
4
not based

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Techpill
@Stupidasole
@VisualMaster
talex

takes2long
takes2long

@Stupidasole
@VisualMaster
But its just a normal German border for the era its in

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fuzzy_Logic
t.radical yugoslavian
t.niggermod
t.reddit
t.urk
t.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why is the norse religion so OP? Im basically cheating my way out of the canarias cause im too lazy to wait dozens of years for claims

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fried_Sushi
@StrangeWizard
@BunnyJinx
@Techpill

@Stupidasole
@VisualMaster
@Fuzzy_Logic
@takes2long
@Bidwell

@Stupidasole
all me lol

hairygrape
hairygrape

@eGremlin
Is this the famed Goblino a la Ameriga?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Bidwell
@takes2long
@Fried_Sushi
Me

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Raving_Cute
@FastChef
grand sengoku general
only two rance posts
Disappointed

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@hairygrape
le epic /int/ racism meme
You're a 5'5 runt cripple and a virgin

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@iluvmen
Because Swedish LARPers.
If you ask paradox about it they will tell you about Southern Italy and the Rus and how WE WUZ VIKANGZ. I could accept it if they had actually created mechanics and events about Norman cultural and religious assimilation and the extinction of the vikings.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@LuckyDusty
WE WUZ VIKANGZ
LooOOooOOOl...Veeky Forums Humour..4 da Win bro..

MPmaster
MPmaster

Where can I download "When The World Stopped Making Sense" if I pirated CK2? I checked the mods link and it's not there.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@LuckyDusty
@happy_sad
EPIC memejokes my fellow redditbros!!
here are the (yous) to substitute for an upvote

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evil_kitten
lmao why is this every /gsg/ poster ever

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

This feels so great

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Can someone please post the updated version of recommended Victoria 2's technology tree picks?

Evilember
Evilember

@ZeroReborn
or you can become intelligent and choose techs based on the situation/country you're playing

Inmate
Inmate

@Poker_Star
BALKAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Inmate
Keep me posted
You going for Yugoslavia, or general Balkan liberation?

Bidwell
Bidwell

strat?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evil_kitten
5'10 kid

King_Martha
King_Martha

splad?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Anybody got a link to the Steampunk Zombies mod?

5mileys
5mileys

new tread when

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

*faaarts*

Playboyize
Playboyize

@ZeroReborn
I suppose you already know this, but technologies for bonus tech points are almost always #1 priority, pretty much save only for techs that are required for important decisions.

Evilember
Evilember

@5mileys
now
/vg/thread/201828842#p201828842

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Carnalpleasure
wahhh he made fun of epic Veeky Forums humour what an SJW

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
campaign theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfz6LMVnBVI

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

i miss that guy who used to spam the thread with bbc smut

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
My people are finally less retarded so they can become factory workers.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yugoslavia obviously. I'm going to include the Bulgarians and Albanians definitely but Im deciding what to do with Greece. It would be a nice border but I dont think Yugoslavia gets a decision or anything to add Greek to their accepted cultures do they?

girlDog
girlDog

Things that are EPIC
1.BTFOing the Leftists
2.Praising Kek!
3.Respecting TradCon m'ladies who vidblog about Traditional Western Christian Values
4.P.R.U.S.S.I.A
5.Using proper logic and facts to augment the art of debate.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evilember
proper thread when?

eGremlin
eGremlin

So, first time I've played into the reformation before. Netherlands and 3 rather weak German duchies are Protestant, and 1 free city is Reformed.

Is it always this underwhelming?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@DeathDog
that is the proper thread

Nojokur
Nojokur

EU4
playing as Muscovy
every time you get down to 50% of your manpower reserves the Peasant War event fires which gives your country a -6 stability hit and spawns dozens of rebel deathstacks in your entire nation

Fuck this entire game, I gave it one more shot but it just tries to make blobbing as not-fun as possible

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Nojokur
Based anime avatar bro! Deus Kek!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw Hungary has perfect borders at the beginning
Taking anything besides Bosnia and Serbia feels like blobbing
Ottomans are gone, and I don't have to fear another Muslim power rising up and coming to Europe
Is annexing/vassalizing Poland and Naples the only goal left?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@New_Cliche
Annex the rest of A&H.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@New_Cliche
How do you play early EU3? I'm guessing that's In Nomine.
It seems so weird to me, like the combat is so random.

viagrandad
viagrandad

How god is an Reformed Prussia? Don´t want to go protestant this run.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Is playing with unlimited demense the most enjoyable way to play CK2?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@viagrandad
Both are memes, you need to go Coptic

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evil_kitten
Does the AI get it too?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Crazy_Nice
Yes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@viagrandad
an Reformed
an
Reformed
fucking die

idontknow
idontknow

@Nude_Bikergirl
Shut up you autistic sperglord

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Ignoramus
Sounds pretty fucking boring once vassals are gone desu

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@idontknow
kys

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@viagrandad
best prussia is uninstalled prussia

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

steamcord btfo

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
Your an dumbass retard you know that right?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

This guy got a strong claim on this county, but I cant press it. Am I forgetting something important about claims or what?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@farquit
cringe

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

New Thread
/vg/thread/201832905#p201832905
/vg/thread/201832905#p201832905
/vg/thread/201832905#p201832905
/vg/thread/201832905#p201832905

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
5 early

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

New version of HFM is out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/7q9rrs

hairygrape
hairygrape

I am not patient enough to restore the Roman Empire as Byzantium.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@hairygrape
It's the easiest thing ever. You start as the most powerful country, assumign you're talking about CK2 and not plebu4

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@viagrandad
He's talking about Victoria 2 dumbass!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@viagrandad
I am talking about ck2.
I fail to make it from the earliest start.
My Empire always falls appart.

Snarelure
Snarelure

its been awhile since ive had a game as comfy as the nestorian mongol horde run im doing rn.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Snarelure
Post it dummy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Fried_Sushi
started at the old gods bookmark, btw

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