/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

girlDog
girlDog

Previously on /dsg/ /vg/thread/201629971#p201629971

4K Thiccness Edition

Shadows Die Twice trailer
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DaS1 Remaster announced
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DARK SOULS 3
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DARK SOULS
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BLOODBORNE
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Bloodborne discussion is welcome here, but you'll get more help in their general: /vg/catalog#s=bbg

KING'S FIELD
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COMMUNITY
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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Which is worse, lightning spear or corona?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stupidasole
DS2 is the worst, daily reminder.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I like DS1 backstabs because they let me shit on hosts while their phantoms can do nothing but watch while I have ten years of iframes.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sharpcharm
upvoted

RavySnake
RavySnake

Guess what I've been doing.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Thanks to the user who helped with princes, I'm at Cinder now if you want to do that one too. It's NG+10, pc, pass is dsg

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

"dark" souls 2

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Sharpcharm
@Fuzzy_Logic
There he goes, he posted it again.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sharpcharm
give me fogwall bs though
and karate fists, karate fists are a billion times more entertaining than ninjaflips

DeathDog
DeathDog

@girlDog
thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnN5dyTh4qk

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RavySnake
Not doing your duty to purge the cathedral of trespassers.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RavySnake
A temple massacre in the name of atheism?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@RavySnake
SL91

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Harmless_Venom
almost like reposts happen in every general from every videogame

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I really should not have played Bloodborne before Dark Souls

this rolling is so terrible. oh my god. I keep accidentally rolling straight into an enemy, or getting stuck on some shitty little geometry in the level

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This was my first time fighting this guy. It went over really quick.
I usually heard that he was really hard. Did I just get lucky?

Emberburn
Emberburn

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/42sv5yndhcspk9c5
Daily reminder for all you orbiting friede posters.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SomethingNew
depends, what sl?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SomethingNew
By the time you're ready to take down Nameless King he's a pushover.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@New_Cliche
I was like 80. Went there right after NK.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SomethingNew
He’s a brainlet who was kicked out of his order for using a shield then failed to become even a meth goat.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Anyone able to help me move some items between characters at highwall on PC?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Dreamworx
i'm gonna steal your stuff

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SomethingNew
he isn't hard but he can be tenacious if you're low level since he has a fair bit of health and estus and stamina

likme
likme

@SomethingNew
He's only hard if you are still a low level somehow, or have no idea how to parry/deal with his weapon. Also easy as piss if you just use a really big weapon.
how many times did you practice for this webm, droid?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@VisualMaster
or getting stuck on some shitty little geometry in the level
Bloodborne should have prepared you well for this.

/vg/thread/201629971#p201691246
Sounds to me like you're just doing something wrong.
Like what?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TurtleCat
what are you, a nigger?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The remaster's got me itching again, so i'm installing DS1 right now. Any recommended texture/reskin mods, because right now the most I can really find that I can get things up to snuff with quickly are the Dark Souls Overhaul (https://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls/mods/1238) and 3-style UI (https://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls/mods/1107).

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Flameblow
Like what?
I really don't know, but maybe switch up your style for the fight? If you play passively during one phase, start playing aggressively. If you're hugging her, try spacing out a bit more.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@likme
practice
Negro I did it for funsies. I just pressed LT because "hey, it'd be hilarious if it worked."
And then I did it again.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Flameblow
Don’t listen to him, anyone who’s beaten a boss a few times inevitably says that it shouldn’t give you trouble. I would say the same after beating gael, midir and demon princes but they are fuck hard fights.
Dancer is hard because she pretends to be slow then swings hyper fast, has fire and magic damage, breaks the framerate and cannot be blocked on her spin moves. Stick to her ass until she pulls her second sword out, then stick to her front and roll into her attacks to avoid them. Use the dark hand if it’s still too hard because her hp pool can be a problem as well

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Dreamworx
I'll be there in 30 seconds, pass "dsg"

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
yes, that's my character

w8t4u
w8t4u

/vg/thread/201629971#p201690814
If it's easy how is it deep, retard?
Because it's easy to counter by means of opponent prediction, which is depth.

If it only happens once per fight, how does it have a large impact on the match, retard?
Because failure to predict the actions of your opponent means you eat a big one, faggot.

Everything is intellectually more challenging
Making everyone invisible does no such thing and you know it.

Balance isn't a justification either.
What? Obviously, if you can have too much depth which is what you're clearly arguing, you can also have too little. Dark souls 2 and 3 pvp does not have enough depth to maintain interest for me for more than a few hundred hours at most. Meanwhile I've easily dumped a good 2k in Dark Souls 1.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
Getting greedy. Dancer is really easy, and I'm not saying that because of what this guy said @lostmypassword
I'm saying that because she requires patiance, and there are some truly bullshit bosses in DS3, like Midir or NK, but she isnt one of them.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Don’t mind me, just posting best girl in the game.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Am the only man in this thread who did Dancer first try just by relentlessly spanking her ass?

I mean that's her big weakness and you have to be a major faggot not to do that first try.

girlDog
girlDog

@Burnblaze
I did it as well. But for some reason, my second and third runs through the game on different characters had trouble, despite being the EXACT same build.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@w8t4u
2k hours into 1
thinks net code lag abuse is intellectually challenging
thinks guaranteed backstabs are a good mechanic
I just don’t see how things could go so wrong.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
devs give her a ridiculously strong ass jiggle as a hint to abuse it
people still try to hit her empty head to stagger her
So many morons playing this game, I don’t get how they function in life.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Dreamworx
@StrangeWizard
Fuck dude, I didn't keep track of everything you dropped. Did I miss anything?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TalkBomber
thinks net code lag abuse is intellectually challenging
Yes, yes it is.

thinks guaranteed backstabs are a good mechanic
Making sure to always maintain a position where your hitbox was in relation to where your opponent's hitbox will be so that you don't get backstabbed, and the opposite scenario where you position yourself in such a way where you know where your opponent's hitbox will be before it's actually there and landing a backstab is intellectually stimulating and a good mechanic, yes.

Without this constant pressure to maintain safe positioning, pvp becomes so simple that it's boring.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
I just can't read her god damn attacks. At all.
NK and Friede and Co. have lots of very well-defined attacks, that while sometimes difficult to dodge, are clear enough to be approachable. I'm not getting that from Dancer even a little bit, and holy fuck I've fought her so many times. Which means I have to dodge with twitch reaction alone, and I just can't do that.

Holy shit I cannot WAIT for that Ds1 remaster so I can stop dealing with this shit.

farquit
farquit

@Stark_Naked
I really can’t believe what I’m reading, this is hyper weaponized autism.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@DeathDog
Holy shit I cannot WAIT for that Ds1 remaster so I can stop dealing with this shit.
I thought that too, until I remembered the second half of the game.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@DeathDog
Go take a shit and drink some water. Her attacks are very reactable, and if you're failling this hard, just relax a little and come back later.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
I don't see an argument here.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PackManBrainlure
this 100%
I cannot believe how much taking a break helped when it came to beating Kos and Midir. It made fighting them feel less strenuous.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@PackManBrainlure
This. I got frustrated fighting her at SL1, took a break and it was much simpler when I came back. If you let a boss tilt you, you’ll never beat it angry.
@ZeroReborn
I won’t argue with someone who thinks forced backstabs and poor netcode should be a mechanic.

askme
askme

@Methnerd
I won’t argue with someone who thinks forced backstabs and poor netcode should be a mechanic.

At least you're admitting that you concede the argument.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@w8t4u
if you can have too much depth which is what you're clearly arguing
No it's not, you complete brainlet. There are games a million times deeper than DS1 which actually generate depth properly. My point for the last three posts you've failed to interpret has been that a mechanic's ability to add more depth doesn't justify it's addition. What you're saying it like saying "well more money is good" and then lopping your arm off for a penny. You're saying that they aren't a big deal whenever anyone calls DS1 "backstab souls" then saying that they make a huge fucking difference whenever anyone says the game isn't deep. You're just a hard boiled hypocrite who can't let go of your fighting-game-lite ego. Hang yourself.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how does the parting flame WA work?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname
How will the brainlet respond to an argument like this?

5mileys
5mileys

@PackManBrainlure
come back later
Oh user, I've come back later so many times, soooo many times. I go through this with every character, every single time. Hell, even the many that don't get very far because of how repetitive playthoughs are still try Dancer at some point. Maybe it will click this time! Spoilers, it doesn't.

Last and most fun character was a barely-planned Millwood man I made to check out the two DLCs. Dancer, who'd I'd of course fought a lot at this point, at appropriate level and everything, took...I dunno, a dozen tries or so? Something like that.

Demon Prince took one. Gael took three or four. I was completely blind to both of them. Friede took a lot, as she should, but still.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@5mileys
Have you considered playing better?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Stupidasole
When something dies, you gain a charge on your pyro flame as long as it's out (you can two-hand your main weapon though). When you gain 12 charges, you get an aura on your character. Use the WA in a safe spot, and you'll expend some FP to get a full orange flask back.

It also works as an invader, it's a nice way to get free Estus for the host's dirty work.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
Probably with a chillstepwave youtube montage of a bunch of guys wearing MotM backstabbing eachother.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@5mileys
I really don’t understand how she could stop you so many times compared to the much harder dlc bosses. Dancer is certainly a pain at low levels but what the hell man

askme
askme

Remastered pros
HD Gwyndolin

Remastered cons
Character creator will most likely remain unchanged
So will BoC
New Londo will most likely still be there
The ghosts will be there as well
OH FUCK THEY ARE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS
GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!
WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE?
At long last i have reached the bottom, i am sure there i...what is that?
OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT?
MOMMY I AM SCARED
OH FUCK WHERE DID THAT CAME FROM?
WHERE ARE THOSE STAIRS LEADING?
OH FUCK I FELL
Did i just noclip out of the game?
OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT
OH FUCK THERE'S MORE
I WANT OUT OF MR. KAATHE'S WILD RIDE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

what's the most underrated weapon in DS1?

massdebater
massdebater

@whereismyname
I am saying that DaS1 backstabs and netcode are good because they force you to be mindful of positioning, but are also easy to counter if you predict your opponents actions correctly. It's pretty straightforward.

This isn't about ego, it's about pvp being fun. Exploring the intricacies of these mechanics over a slowly evolving meta is fun.

Outside of raw builds and stats themselves, other souls games haven't really had much of a meta like Dark Souls 1 and Demon's Souls had, because they lack the proper amount of depth.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BinaryMan
server

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BinaryMan
Bastard Sword.

slightly less range than claymore
more AR
1HR2s do a fuckload more poise damage

massdebater
massdebater

@BinaryMan
Drake sword
You see, while it may lack scaling it makes up for this in high base damage, a very unique look and an epic special R2 that’s a callback to DeS storm ruler! One of my favorites and a must on all my RP characters.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BinaryMan
It looks super nice, and the bleeding effect is cool too.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BinaryMan
The standard longsword
Constantly overlooked but that thing was incredibly solid and versatile
None of the later games' has felt as good, although obviously DaS3 longswords are "better"

DeathDog
DeathDog

@massdebater
The problem with your thinking is that if two intellectually equal people match up, they will circle each other predicting the others movement and not make a move until the other does. This becomes a mind game and is what shit up DS3 when it came out. Thankfully we’ve moved onto stat min maxing and going apeshit with HA which is cancerous but at least it isn’t boring.
If you have to focus on predicting backstabs and avoiding them, you’ll never have balls to the wall fighting, just mind gaming.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nude_Bikergirl
Is this the worst offender of hitboxes? I’m not sure if it’s intentional since they have teeth on their under belly but I cannot avoid getting hit by them on the slightest movement

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Nude_Bikergirl
Everytime.
Do something important, like preparing for a boss fight
BEING SUMMONED TO ANOTHER WORLD AS A BLADE OF THE DARKMOON
Go farm for something that I really want
BEING SUMMONED TO ANOTHER WORLD AS A BLADE OF THE DARKMOON
fighting an incredibly dangerous enemy
BEING SUMMONED TO ANOTHER WORLD AS A BLADE OF THE DARKMOON
die
BEING SUMMONED TO ANOTHER WORLD AS A BLADE OF THE DARKMOON

actually wait to get summoned as a Dorkmoon
literally jack shit happens

w8t4u
w8t4u

want to replay dark souls 1 today
hdmi/dvi wont work/no signal in the graphic card slot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE HELP ME RIGHT NOW

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@massdebater
my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIMin2zDhTk

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Supergrass
Nah, it's annoying but clearly intentional and not broken. They do pretty low damage and are just there to prevent you from cheesing them by standing underneath where they can't attack.
It sucks when you get unlucky and the teeth stagger you into a charge for 80% of your life though.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
I wonder if it actually prioritizes people who are moving to avoid pulling in people who seem to be afk, I also never get summoned while waiting but constantly while fighting or running around
@w8t4u
pc cuck
Laffin

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@DeathDog
The problem is that we have a disagreement over what we find fun. What you consider balls to the wall fighting, I consider mindlessly just R1ing and dodging.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@AwesomeTucker
help ME you fuck

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
The stagger is exactly what bothers me, it feels odd because they’re the only enemy whose body damages you. I suppose it does make sense in preventing cheese tho.
@Carnalpleasure
Good god...

Lunatick
Lunatick

a game, ANY GAME, gets announced or released
/vg/ thread quality fucking plummets

I wonder which "video games" related board could be behind this

DeathDog
DeathDog

Anyone on ps4 doing anything right now? I have a favour to ask

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@LuckyDusty
1 shot demon prince blind
Have you considered playing better?
Yeah I'll get right on that champ.

@RumChicken
But when do you even attack in phase 3? She's always either doing a crazy combo or potentially about to continue a crazy combo.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Garbage Can Lid
You have to bait a weaker attack, like the overhead slam (stand right in front) or roll into her endless spin, wait for stamina and attack while she’s in her tired animation. Honestly you have to have decent damage and hp because the easiest way is just out trading her as opposed to beating her with estus left over. At higher SL levels you can just stagger her big ass over and over

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Garbage Can Lid
1-shotting a boss
You just keep getting worse.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Need_TLC
drown in a fire frogposter

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RumChicken
I loved it and hoped it would come back, but there was no reason to not use the murakumo

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

remastered edition will included previously cut contents, including a third ending, a new faction and several new NPCs homaging to important pillars of the Souls community, including but not limited to VaatiVidya and EpicNameBro

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fried_Sushi
empirically false

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
including a third ending
velka boss fight

Snarelure
Snarelure

@DeathDog
pls respond

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

all I want to know is if DS1R is going to use the DS3 armor assets instead of new ones

elite knight will just be the ds3 one

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BlogWobbles
I don’t see why would they use 3’s and risk people shitting on them for copy pasting armor. they’ll just use 1’s textures they originally planned to use but scrapped for time. I genuinely can’t wait for the massive disappointment that this will be.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles
It's a remaster, not a remake.
They'll up the resolution to 1080p and work on the framerate a little, and that'll be it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
I genuinely can’t wait for the massive disappointment that this will be.
It's only going to be a disappointment for PC only people. Life goes on, I guess.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

THERE. Fuck.
Thank you VERY much, user who suggested dark hand, that helped so much more than I thought it would. Maybe now further attempts will go better, maybe. Maybe.
I still don't feel like I got any better, though. She didn't use her longer combos at all that time.

@cum2soon
No, user. Think harder.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@haveahappyday
blight town will be 30 FPS instead of 25
Solaire will have remade textures since he’s a “fan favorite”
ENB references
PRAISE MIYAZAKI
PRAISE THE SUN

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@haveahappyday
they're gonna do some lighting changes I'm sure.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@VisualMaster
fight pregnant velka boss
she aborts halfway through to steal its energy/humanities or whatever while laughing at you and leaves for another man
never eat the rice

girlDog
girlDog

I need some opinions from you guys
What is the most fun covenant to be a part of, where is the most fun place to invade, and at what levels? In your opinions, of course. I want to hear some feedback so that I can get some ideas for my next characters. Dark souls 3, of course.

idontknow
idontknow

Have you denied blues their ears today /dsg/?

FastChef
FastChef

@Stupidasole
mfw playing 3 after 8-9 month hiatus
black iron gs build
3 shot boss without getting hit
babies first souls?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stupidasole
+1 estus
that hp
that shield
SS ring

Nojokur
Nojokur

hitbox lag with noobs spamming M1 hitting you from a mile distance
all while rarely taking any damage
3 seconds delay between hits, making it impossible to not be hit if you're a crit-based build

How do you even play this shit DS3 pvp? This nigger game is literally unplayable online.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@girlDog
Aldrich faithful
after pontiff bonfire
level 45-75, mainly 60-65

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Stupidasole
Why the fuck is your healthbar so big?
Are you shit or something?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@girlDog
Join the church of good ol' Aldrich

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@girlDog
sunbro
full black iron
sword
shield
armor
no rings

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

having now beaten friede, midir, and gael, i can confidently say that the dancer is the hardest ds3 boss

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sharpcharm
wow you're retarded

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Sharpcharm
Pontiff Sulyvahn is objectively the hardest boss in the series ever.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
@RavySnake
It's only 27 vig, user. Settle down.

SS
What's wrong with SS?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sharpcharm
Not even close, she is one of the cheapest because of her endless spin and the framerate loss. There are much harder bosses, the problem is your estus and weapon

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sharpcharm
Having now beaten every boss in every Souls game, I can say that Midir is the hardest.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sharpcharm
Fag.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

How the fuck do I get regular hatemail? I sl 40 twink at cathedral and farron, I win 70-80% of invasions, considering they're all ganks. I always point down/stalk shit on my opponent whenever I win and always lure enemies into them.

No hatemail after 2 days.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@girlDog
Most fun covenants are Spears of the Church, Mound-Makers, and Blue Sentinel/Darkmoon when they fucking work.
The others don't really offer much or add anything "unique"
way of blue
who cares
sun boys
just the same as normal co op but better rewards and a color change
watchdogs/aldritch
just invading in a very specific place only, with different(worse) rewards than normal invasions
fingers
gives the same reward as invading with no covenant item at all. It has a rare chance for double rewards though, which is meaningless since you can easily get 30+ without it ever actually happening.

What do you get when invading as a Blue Sentinel or Darkmoon though?
It sure as fuck aint an ear.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Sharpcharm
@Lunatick
@TalkBomber
These are some of the worst opinions I’ve ever heard.

StonedTime
StonedTime

What bosses do Twisted Wall of Light, Vow of Silence, and spell parry shields work against?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Ignoramus
because nu-souls fans are soyboys with no spine

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methnerd
I'll wait while you name a harder boss than Midir.

5mileys
5mileys

I just realized that one of the major differences between Dark Souls 1 and the other games is that a lot of the early game takes place in very cramped corridors that have the effect of making your weapon bounce a lot.

How do I know this? Because I just replayed that game for the first time in 5 years. Just beat everything up to reaching Anor Londo. My Longsword never bounced this often in Dark Souls 3 or in Dark Souls 2.

Also, four-way rolling when locked on has aged poorly. So has the Halberd moveset. It feels so terrible whiffing an attack with a Halberd in Dark Souls 1. Which is why I hope the upcoming Dark Souls 1 remaster makes the weapons closer to Dark Souls 3 in design so that it feels less clunky.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
DS1r combat is going to go untouched.

TechHater
TechHater

why am I so bad at dark souls

I want to do the catacombs early for patches' weapon but I can't kill these skeletons even with the ASS

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

So I'm trying to get out of my comfort zone in terms of weapons/builds, currently trying whips.
I'm using the Notched Whip and I actually rather like the moveset but is the damage supposed to be kinda shit or am I doing something wrong?
I can't really tell if the problem lies with whips, with bleed weapons or with myself desu

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
Midir has one shot moves and a large hp pool, this is no different than any other dragon boss in the series. Kalameet could double his damage against you for a guaranteed one shot and was much faster. Ancient dragon is fought on a small arena and has horrible hit boxes. Midir is just smack the nose, riposte and end the fight. You have to be a brainlet to not beat him in under 10 tries the first time you meet him. He stands still for sorceries like mist, weapons with vertical move sets. He isn’t easy but he’s nowhere near the toughest boss

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lord_Tryzalot
Whips are hard to use, since they aren't fast at all
They have range, but no damage
Try Pyro Whip, that one actually does damage and has crazy range

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TechHater
Why even kill them? You can just run past all of them and by the time you get to Patches none of them will chase you anymore.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lord_Tryzalot
All whips have piss poor damage besides one whip in DS2, the reason being their wide hitboxes would make higher AR and bleed op in pvp. They are decent in pve but don’t be surprised if they feel lackluster

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
skeletons
regular damage
Use a blunt weapon, nerd

farquit
farquit

@Bidwell
the necromancers 2 shot me

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Guys, I need a fun build for some aldrich invasions and such. I was thinking about doing a peasant build with the 4 pronged plow. Any ideas?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@farquit
The idea of Khalameet being anywhere near as difficult as Midir is so preposterous I can't even formulate an intelligent response. My brain can't even handle the proposition.

K's got to be one of the most solid, fair, consistent bosses in the entire series.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Deadlyinx
Faith

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Flameblow
A solid, fair boss can still be the most difficult. I wasn’t saying kalameet is more difficult regardless, but imo he is because he’s fast. Midir is a slow, healthy piece of shit you just have to use gimmicks against.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Ignoramus
almost impossible
you can;t fuck people over anymore like in the good old days of demon's souls or even dark souls
no more scraping spear or (effective) acid spells
armor is easy as fuck to repair anyways
being cursed is a complete non-issue
the old monk boss is a easy as fuck
all while being disadvantage as an invader
take me back bros

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

trying to do Dancer at SL25, using Dark Hand AND basic Gnaw
still took 10 tries
I'm not sure how bad I should consider myself to be, but it's the first time I've done it at low SL without assistance. The annoying thing is that if you don't get two Gnaws on her consecutively, it won't proc and you'll have to use a third one, which makes it much harder than with Dorhys' where two shots will guarantee a proc. And for reference, I had 20 Vigor and a Dragon Crest Shield since that thing's a lifesaver.

idontknow
idontknow

@farquit

The toughest part of Midir is definitely the runback. It's way too long and just makes players play poorly when they do reach him because of how frustratingly long it is. I really don't know why they don't just put a bonfire right before that drop off wall, just like how the bonfire for Gael is right before his fog door.

Anyway, you're right about everything else. People definitely overrated Midir. I'd still say Kalameet is number one, followed by Sinh, then Midir, then Ancient Dragon (both the ones in Dark Souls 2 and 3).

V1 unsupported in Captcha
please direct siteowner to g.co/recaptcha/upgrade

What the fuck does mean?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
If midir really seems so difficult, watch a few guides on beating him and you’ll see he’s one of the easier bosses to cheese.

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure
you have to use gimmicks against
have to
gimmicks
like what?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Snarelure
you just have to use gimmicks against.
have to
That alone makes Midir categorically more difficult. You're argument is like saying "guns aren't more deadly than knives, you just have to not get shot."

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Ignoramus
how do i be a worthless bitch to make me feel cool in my miserable life?
@Stark_Naked
people who are too mature to send angry messages to manchildren are soyboys

Snarelure
Snarelure

@idontknow
V1 is being deprecated. Enjoy clicking cars.

TechHater
TechHater

@idontknow
SL 60
Faith
Cannot beat Midir even with Lightning Arrow
FUCK

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@idontknow
Is this bait?
Going down an elevator, hallway, and ladder is frustratingly long and harms your performance?
What the fuck?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Snarelure
What the fuck is even V1?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
there are so many fucking skeletons

this cave you have to go through has over a dozen skeletons, I'm trying to run past but DS1's fucking collision boxes make you not able to get through

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How good are "berserker builds" with preserverance?
Also between miracles, pyro and sorcery whats the best overall for PvEvP in conjunction with melee?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
soyboys
I'm under a rock. What is this term?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@New_Cliche
Legacy captcha

w8t4u
w8t4u

@idontknow
Google is removing old legacy captcha so it might be that. I do agree on the run back being a big reason people get frustrated with him. I don’t understand why he’s so hidden, you’d think he would have a big cave entrance to invite the dark so he can kill it. Instead you HAVE to make an elevator jump

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
the new term Veeky Forums has coined to throw around specifically to describe people they don't like

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
Follow this route
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joxXoetgIYw

farquit
farquit

@w8t4u
t. soyboy

Can't make it any easier, sped.

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
*for DS3
forgot

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TechHater
Use the head riposte, sorcery gimmick or abuse the way you can bait his easier attacks
@Raving_Cute
Wrong, I’m saying a gimmick in that you mash r1 on his face as opposed to most bosses where you circle their legs

Inmate
Inmate

@Need_TLC
low-t numales

Methshot
Methshot

@Need_TLC
Its something /pol/ calls to to anyone who has a social life and takes a selfie with his mouth open.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Anyone unavle to summon/be summoned in ds3 ps4 rn??

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Need_TLC
remember how, a short time ago, Veeky Forums used to call everything "cuck"?
yeah, "soyboy" has replaced that. Means nothing different to them.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@DeathDog
Sorcery gimmick is the only real gimmick, I never get head riposte until near the end of the fight where it either kills him or gets him within 1/2 hits.
I don't even remember how to bait him, I took a break from Souls and came back only to kill him first try on a new character.
summoned a friend just to see if we could stick it out
he dies before landing a hit
killed extra health Midir
felt fucking good
Killing Midir always feels so fucking good though.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Dreamworx
berserker
Elaborate. Do you mean just mashing R1 at a dude with a defense buff active? Because those literally don't work due to always being able to roll out after two hits, and anyone with half a brain is going to do just that once they realize what you're trying to do. Even less recommended in PvE since trading against mobs is always a bad idea.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Crazy_Nice
I cannot fucking get past. it's not happening. I give up. I can't have fun in dark souls, I have to beat the taurus demon first like a casual

Evilember
Evilember

@StonedTime
This seems the most probable. Neat.

I can't keep up with this shit.

FastChef
FastChef

@RavySnake
Failing to kill the doggos, because that's the only excuse for farming deacons instead of just getting summoned

idontknow
idontknow

@Need_TLC
the new "cuck" aka the new "nu-male" etc...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evilember
Good for you, only morons worry about the new buzzword of the month. Just know that anyone who uses soyboy is to be ignored, their opinion discarded.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lunatick
Killing Midir always feels so fucking good though.
tfw never killed Midir
He's impossible. I believe all of you are lying, and so is every video on YouTube of people killing him. It's all hacks and lies.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Boy_vs_Girl
Well... two hits were really my objective without being stunned.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StonedTime
I miss when we just called everyone fag.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
PHENOMENAL COSMIC SHIELD
ity bity straight sword

Evilember
Evilember

@Evilember
Yeah, it's all a load of crap.
@Boy_vs_Girl
me too man, me too.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
What do you play on user? If we're on the same thing you can use the lay out gesture and I can try to do a hard carry.
Or we can take turns casting CSS and Pestilent Meme

Techpill
Techpill

@Firespawn
This is how people felt about Ornstein and smough back in the day, don’t worry. If you really can’t make even a 75% dent on his hp after so many tries, say fuck it and over level yourself. Go in with maximum preparedness and all the spells that counter him.
I fought midir about a dozen times, gave up and came back to beat him in 3 tries with a co op summon (makes it harder because his hp pool becomes godlike).
@SomethingNew
This is a solid strat and a great way to blow off steam from losing to him
lay out and taunt that dumbass as he charges pointlessly

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn
@iluvmen
OK, I guess I'll leave whips as an off-hand weapon.
What's a good weapon type for a Bleed build?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Techpill
O&S are supposed to be done in coop, you can solo them easily only with magics or overleveling probably

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SomethingNew
PS4. I've seen guys beat him with insane hypermode builds at insanely low SLs, so I guess it isn't much of an excuse, but I did the DLC at SL70 with just a regular 25/40 build. Found him absolutely impossible. Like, it was so completely incomprehensible it wasn't even fair. Like, trying to barehand BL4 Laurence in Bloodborne, or something.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why does this other dragon just die? Never figured that out.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
not the guy you're responding to, but I'm on ps4 if you want me to jump in and kick him with you.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Techpill
This is how people felt about Ornstein and smough back in the day,

No, this is how Gen Z babbies who have never played any action games with any semblance of challenge felt. For them, Dark Souls was babbies first challenging game.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@RumChicken
not wearing avarice to take advantage of the surplus of souls
tsk tsk tsk

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
Greatshields and spears, user. Nothing beats it. Patience too, that's good.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
Thank you, but nah. I need to do him alone. I'm gonna level up to 120 and finish my build, then try it.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@eGremlin
did you need some souls or anything? I can do that for you.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TalkBomber
Well that too, you can also go full havel fat rolling bitchmode like with 4kangz

5mileys
5mileys

@lostmypassword
It's deep Dark Souls lore. I ain't gotta explain shit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SomethingNew
The problem is those older games had actual challenge you can practice against, dark souls is just unfair bullshit like endless combos in 3 or I-frame lies in 2. I don’t blame people complaining about bosses because DS bosses aren’t “difficult” in the traditional sense

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Need_TLC
People who can't digest milk or something and they have to use a soy based diet

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Lord_Tryzalot
Actually I could totally use some souls, yeah. I've been trying to level through co-op but I've plateaued in the mid-80s. Coop seems really rare lately

viagrandad
viagrandad

@lostmypassword
Gen-Z'er detected.

idontknow
idontknow

@lostmypassword
He dies of depression because you killed his only friend. Realistically it’s because a lot of things in 3 “share” souls so maybe the dragons were linked together

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot
Aight man, give me a minute or two and I'll hop on and drop you a fat stack of souls and embers, if you need em
just let met know where and what the password is.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperWish
This is not ok
@Firespawn
You can solo them easily by using your brain and utilizing the arena

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PurpleCharger
Isn't that like most Asians? I'm pretty sure I read something about how most Asians are typically lactose intolerant.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
Good to know you’re just shitposting, too tired to have a serious discussion.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@lostmypassword
at this SL Souls are mostly for fashion, we don't level up.
Im not the quoted.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lunatick
That's not "easily" though. Easily means the braindead way

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Anybody on PS4 willing to help me with Midir?
I just want to go into NG+ in peace

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberburn
Protip: it's not actually about the souls

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Carnalpleasure
Sure, after I finish dropping some goodies for @whereismyname
I'll stop by and help you out if you do me a favour

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
Awesome dude, thank you.
Anywhere's fine.Um, you can summon where a boss is gone, right? Where do people usually go in the end-game?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Deadlyinx
frosty boy

https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/271181 (SL 50 Warrior)
https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/271182 (SL 60 Warrior)
https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/271183 (SL 60 Knight)

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
What you need?
I only got some time left tho since I have something else to do...

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
can't* summon where a boss is gone

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methshot
I was going to ask if you could help me transfer some stuff to a new character, but it's alright. I don't even have a plan set for him yet so it'd be counter productive. I'll still help you out though, as soon as I hear back from the other Midir bro.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw playing dark souls again
the stone giants use a miracle to slow you and prevent rolling
Would this miracle enrage Ds3 players to death? I feel like it would cause a collective aneurysm if this was in the game

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Gigastrength
We'll see in May

5mileys
5mileys

@Bidwell
and what upgrade level should I be at for this level range?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
You can only summon reds. There's also the matter of the spear being revivable

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Dreamworx
Ah alright. Well if I can summon Reds, Highwall works. Pass "216"? Thanks again man

TechHater
TechHater

@5mileys
I use +3, I'd consider that the minimum for those SLs. Could go one higher. Bear in mind that these are both twinkling weapons.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
so by +3 for these weapons, that would equate to about +6 - +8 on normal weapons, right?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@DeathDog
Sign is down, my dude.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@5mileys
At that point of the game, people are 55-65 with a +6 or +7 weapon (unless they did trc or lothric castle first). I have an sl70+8 for the purpose of invading a wide range of lategame areas and I still get constant summons if I don the cov. I even invaded a guy at central Irithyll once as he was fighting the doggo. What the fuck was he doing there?
@DeathDog
Not that guy, just saying what you can do

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I hope DS Remastered fixes the bug where if you attack before a blocking or rolling animation finishes, it gets stuck and your character attacks after a several seconds delay

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Bidwell
I'm curious, which of these three does /dsg/ think is the best? Past 28 str the sword scales mostly with dex while twohanded, but while onehanded it feels like benefits from strength more than the hammer does.

@King_Martha
yep

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Gigastrength
you now remember the tranquil walk of death glitch

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Gigastrength
I didn't mind them since you can usually fight them one on one. The wizards in Brume Tower and jailers in Irithyll Dungeon who make you fatroll are far worse.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spamalot
lol GG. Thanks again man. I recognize you from /ddg/ I think. Need a rent?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@RumChicken
Sweet, good to know. Also, as @PackManBrainlure
is asking, which of the three do you recommend?
@Methshot
Alright man, ready for Midir? just let me know where and what the pass is.
@Fried_Sushi
Anytime man, and rents are always welcome. Swolros needs some love.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Stark_Naked
You have to be MATURE to send insults to people over dying in a vidya

t. 9 year old with anger issues

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StrangeWizard
Too late now sorry, got to leave
Thank for the offer!
I guess I am destined to git gud and actually do him at mid SL

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StrangeWizard
I'm @PackManBrainlure
and @Bidwell
and I use the SL 60 warrior one, I was just curious if dsg though I should remake it as a knight

listen to the other user about level ranges though, I invade all over the place and don't really use that build as a faithful or anything

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RumChicken
The servers suck though, that's why we are getting a remaster

Supergrass
Supergrass

what is this?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Playboyize
Question for you then, why do you have a chime with no spells on the warrior version?

girlDog
girlDog

@Supergrass
What the fuck? looks like those guys with the spiders fused into them from DS2. I definitely have more time on 1 than 2 and I don't think I've ever seen that mob. It's a red phantom mob though, so that means you've been gravelorded by someone.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StrangeWizard
None of of them
hp is too low
that much stamina
34 str (unless if you want to use the fugs, in which case you need more vit as well as more vig)
you can use priestess ring if you want to hide for regen and have 2 chimes (in case of hiding fags)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Supergrass
WAT. I've never been gravelorded there. I never realized that being gravelorded introduced a brand new enemy type that you can't find anywhere else in the game

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Supergrass
Cut content?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Burnblaze
weaponart for healing

I could have put it on strength but when you twohand your strength has half of itself added back onto it, which means odd numbered strength values will cause the stat to end in .5 while twohanding, which gets rounded off.

The fire on the other one is just for resetting frost.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Supergrass
It's called a shitpost

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I've played games from 2006 with better hit detection.

Methshot
Methshot

@Burnblaze
@Carnalpleasure
Though you can use the priestess ring to cast if you want. I don't know if removing said ring deactivates the buff, it might since pocketing the chime does.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Boy_vs_Girl
that's why you always check your rear when running away

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TurtleCat
what build would you recommend then?
@Carnalpleasure
Ah, gotcha. Question though, @TurtleCat
Is saying there's too much strength and not enough hp. Do you use vordt's hammer one handed often, or could I remove some points in strength to get more hp?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fried_Sushi
A character modelled after Vaati would be my husbando

eGremlin
eGremlin

get punked you bald bitch

this actually took like 30 attempts to reach him

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@cum2soon
implying that would work with that amazing hit detection

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
Dark Souls online has bad hit detection

No shit m8
Why do you think no one sane takes Dark Souls PvP seriously?

Evilember
Evilember

@Boy_vs_Girl
that ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCSUSwcDwg

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass

Claw Hollow
http://darksouls.wikidot.com/unused-content

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Gigastrength
it made everyone angry, so yes, yes it would.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StrangeWizard
Yo, did you need some stuff muled? I owe you after what you just did for me.

Soft_member
Soft_member

DS1
try to roll around an enemy
roll straight into him
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

girlDog
girlDog

@TurtleCat
hp is too low
It isn't, your health comes from estus in invasions. 27 vig at sl60 is fine.

that much stamina
two stunlocks and a roll with the hammer

34 str
both weapons are str scaling

@lostmypassword
I used to use that same build with 30 str and 34 vig, the sword gets whittled down into a frost stick without it. Here's me using it with 32 vig and 30 str.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjpwuOrB9TI

You also need to be able to onehand the hammer to switch to it and riposte.

You can go for just 30 str but the extra vigor isn't very useful. Most of the time, if you die, it's because you got trapped in a spot where all the health in the world wouldn't have saved you. Going past 27 vig at this SL is really just parry protection, but again, if someone swaps out to a chaos dagger, they'll take you down with one riposte even from higher vig levels.

5mileys
5mileys

@Methnerd
I was just about to ask if you could transfer some stuff for me, actually, but I need to actually create the character first, so I'll report back in 5 when I'm at the high wall.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Booteefool
Invade
TWoP
Pursuers
Dark Bead
Shit was out of control.

@5mileys
Sweet sweet.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

remaster
its literally nothing
as expected of bamco

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Need_TLC
I'm pretty much going to drop you exactly the same thing I did last time, but then I'll get you to transfer that over to my new guy. Sound good?

Evilember
Evilember

@Deadlyinx
Yessir. Can I actually pick up more stacks of Embers and those Souls, though? Or do I need to use a different character?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember
I can hook you up with some more souls and embers, though it will take a bit so that I can backup and redownload my save and all that. Not a problem, however.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Playing DaS 2 after finishing up DaS. Using a 360 controller and it just feels off. The camera seems to only have two speeds, too slow and too fast. There's no analog control of it. Character movement seems to have some input delay or something. I'm not liking it so far.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Booteefool
Oh nah I'm good on that stuff, I just didn't want you to waste your time dropping them if I can't carry them. If you wanna skip that step I can just back up my save and drop you them all.

Although actually I only have 79 of the Souls left. Your call though man, I'm good for anything.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CodeBuns
You can still see when the swing happens and that's usually enough to dodge it. You have to dodge attacks that would hit you where you were X amount of time ago (which is your lag) and you have to attack X amount of time before the enemy is in a vulnerable state. It's fucking retarded, I know, but that's how it works and whining won't change it. You can either adapt or go home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-mvEEezoAI
@lostmypassword
Depends entirely on what you want to use. Do you absolutely insist on Vordt's
@girlDog
Yes, because you have such an estus advantage over the host. 27 vig is what my pre-catacombs invasion builds have. You seem to be forgetting that when facing multiple people, the 2-hit stunlock rule doesn't apply as strictly
The stamina isn't the biggest aggressor, especially since you use GH, but I still think it's too much. People who get hit by GH tend to not be too eager to get hit again
both weapons are str scaling
So what? Neither 34 nor 50 str are a softcap. Your options are 20, 27, 30 and 40, and I would stick to 30 if you absolutely have to be able to swing the GH onehanded, which is a terrible idea.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lunatick
Oh, gotcha. I thought you were asking for more.
In that case, Highwall, same password as before, I'll put down my sign.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@JunkTop
I never forgot, user
@Gigastrength
It would be a bit too much in 3, light weapon builds wouldn't really have a way to deal with it. then again, light weapon are absolutely dominant otherwise, so fuck them

farquit
farquit

@Deadlyinx
Cool cool. Already here

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lunatick
@farquit
forgot to mention, put the rest of those souls in your storage box so that you can actually pick up the stack I'm going to drop.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Gigastrength
Done and done. Good idea

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Boy_vs_Girl
1km range hit
roll hit

it's Dark Souls alright

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
You wouldn't happen to have an unupgraded bort hammer, would you?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
I... don't think so. I'll check. If I can make one I will.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SomethingNew
Also, you'll need to put your sign down this time. Thanks a bunch, man.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@King_Martha
Neither 34 nor 50 str are a softcap
You don't always have to end on a softcap user. You don't get a bonus for it. It's a soft "cap," not a soft "floor." On top of that, the points fade into the softcap steadily, so the 39th and 40th points of str are notably weaker than the 37th and 38th on the sword.

I would stick to 30 if you absolutely have to be able to swing the GH onehanded
You need to be able to onehand it to switch to it on ripose and you want your sword to do damage so that you use it to kill people without relying exclusively on frost.

You seem to be forgetting that when facing multiple people, the 2-hit stunlock rule doesn't apply as strictly
If you actually do get bodylocked a gank can combo you down from 99vig. You're probably not using the estus ring. If you've got 1k hp without the estus ring and get dropped to 100 hp, you're going to chug once and be at 700 health afterward, likely unwilling to use another estus flask to top yourself off since half of it would get cut off. Because of this, 27 viggers with 1k HP end up only really having 700-800 hp in practice, which makes them squishy as fuck. Either that or they go for the double sip and have virtually no resources. With the estus ring though, you're at full health with basically every sip, but without huge overkill, so you actually get all 1k of your 1k hp.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StonedTime
No prob m8. Anything else you'd like while I'm Transposing? Prisoner's Chain?

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
oh, that would be really useful actually, if you could. I completely forgot to drop mine.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@idontknow
Done and Done. Omw back to High Wall

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BinaryMan
Thanks a million, friend. I really appreciate it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw almost used the 99 Souls

Trying to play this, Bloodborne and Nioh at the same time is not easy.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperGod
I feel ashamed for being accessory to that dirty ass build you're making, but you're welcome lol

hairygrape
hairygrape

@GoogleCat
well, I ain't twinking with it, I plan on having many adventures all over the place. I co-op more than I invade anyway, but we'll see how it goes.
Does it count as twinking if I'm sl60?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Stark_Naked
You don't get a bonus for it.
What the fuck kind of an argument is that? It's about bonus, it's about efficiency and some stat points being more valuable than others. If you didn't notice, I'm not advocating 40 str
If you don't want to rely on frost (which is fine, it's very inconsistent by Irithyll) you should use a great mace+heavy longsword/broasword instead
If you actually do get bodylocked
That requires you to fuck up way beyond getting hit by some straight sword and get staggered into an oncoming running ugs attack.
You're probably not using the estus ring
Only all the time. My current build is efficient enough to only need 2 standard slots, so I switch between that, cat, spr, chloranthy, obscuring and hawk as needed. But estus is irrelevant if you die to a combo

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@hairygrape
Ah, I see.
I completed 90% of the game at SL70, so I wouldn't think so.

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
wow, you sound like a lot of fun.

askme
askme

Is Blessed Weapon worth the 15 Faith on a 40/40?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm replaying DS1 and I keep getting half-invaded. All the zone exits turn fog and I can't use bonfires, but no one ever shows up. It's really fucking annoying.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Ignoramus
Shit happens in Bloodborne too

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@girlDog
Could someone drop me a Cathedral Knight UGS please?
I'm on pc, highwall 1st bonfire and the password would be dsg

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
I don't ever get caught in combos unless it's three guys who put me in a position where I'm completely boned regardless of how much vig I've got. If your problem is having people combo off of running attacks then just do backwards parries.

great mace
I'd use the spiked mace if I was forgoing frost. It's thematic though.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
question for you, what armour setup do you use?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
Brigand set with xantharous crown and thorn gauntlets. I'm not recommending it though, and you can wear more armor as a knight.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Is there an origin that would let my indecisive ass flipflop from a 66 str build to a quality build and back, maybe dabbling in int and faith too, without being too inefficient? I can never decide on a build. I want to use stuff like hidden body and tears sometimes, but I don't want a full faith or int build.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@hairygrape
Why did you want it unupgraded then? Also
vordt's
twinking
You can have the weapon by the time you finish settlement
@askme
Depends on the weapon, but I'd say no. 40/40 is mostly about uninfusable weapons, which are as a rule of the thumb unbuffable (only exception I can think of is anri's which is a luck weapon) and a bit of versatility with other weapons in exchange for damage. Blessed weapon depends on your AR. You'll probably be better off with a resin
@Boy_vs_Girl
If you want optimization, soulsplanner has it built in

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
no analog control
DS2Fix.

Methshot
Methshot

BW would be a cool as shit buff if it had a bundle animation on cast what could be used with unfaltering prayer

FastChef
FastChef

@Fried_Sushi
Epicnamebro
I'd be fine with that as long as they put his sister in there as well.
Not to mention DS2 and 3 already had a very blatant ENB homage.

@DeathDog
the Old Monk boss is easy as fuck
Demon's Souls Old Monk was not any harder and the DS3 one is infinitely better because you have the Painting Guardians as a backup but the fight doesn't extend forver because both parties have a million grasses.

scraping spear
Completely unbalanced due to how easy it was to destroy people's equipment in a game where you can heal forever. Would've been better if there were more tools for armor destruction but they would be more specialized or balanced. For example hammers / greathammers should do extra dura damage against plate armors while slashing weapons would do the same against light armor so in protracted fights your armor runs the risk of being destroyed.

viagrandad
viagrandad

it's a they try to trade your sunlight spear while your a spear of the church episode

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@FastChef
wait, what about Epicnamebro was in 2 or 3? And what's significant about his sister?
I also didn't realize people liked him a whole ton around here.

idontknow
idontknow

@viagrandad
When will they learn

RavySnake
RavySnake

@idontknow
subhuman name
subhuman internet
It checks out

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fried_Sushi
Yukaslegion boss

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why are people thinking this remaster is going to be anything other than a simple lighting and fx upgrade?

If it was going to be any different to current Dark Souls they would say. It's simply a HD port of Dark Souls to current gen consoles. Nothing more.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sir_Gallonhead
I was trying to find that image where someone had messaged heem on gfwl something about massaging his caramel forehead and came across this
http://inferno.codebrainshideout.net/Images/562f9ff7.png

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

How much time does it take for you fags to pull off a new pvp char in this game while grinding?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BunnyJinx
DS3

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@haveahappyday
What about Epicnamebro in 2 and 3?
The Porcine Shield is a reference to him. Bandai Namco held a shield design contest for DS2 and a fansubmitted a Marcus Shield with the image of a pig on it in reference to his Youtube / Twitter mascot of the time which is a plush pig. What I recall happening is that after it had won the community vote, it was discovered that the pig design on the shield was just a photoshop of a stock image of a pig onto a shield and since it had already won, Bamco didn't want to take it out and they put the shield in but redesigned it and gave it a disparaging description. For some fucking reason they also put the ass ugly shield in DS3.

I didn't realize people liked him a whole ton here
The ratio of people who like him here is probably the same as people who like him in other communities I guess. He used to be one of the support pillars of the entire western Souls community so he's pretty relevant.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Boy_vs_Girl
the biggest western souls persona is an actual, irl Texan cuck
Why the fuck can’t we stop meme’ing shit into existence

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

mfw you'll get to ninja flip in 60 fps

Bidwell
Bidwell

mfw the character limit for names is still 12

Techpill
Techpill

@BunnyJinx
In this general? 4 weeks give or take. Between grinding, auto-flagellation and mounting dildos.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TalkBomber
60 FPS 1080p moonlight butterfly
60 FPS Seath battle
Delicious.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Emberburn
Texan
He's from Mississippi born and raised and he just moved to Tennessee this weekend.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I hope getting a riposte after breaking someones block comes to remaster :)

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Dreamworx
Somehow even worse, at least Texans can compensate by buying big guns and trucks. Now i know he’s just a REAL southern cuck like me and that kills me inside.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Skullbone
bullying ciaran in 4k and 60 fps

Emberfire
Emberfire

@CodeBuns
lmfaooo good shit
There's all this good Nelson shitposts, but you just can't find them unless you go digging. Like that picture of him in a diaper

idontknow
idontknow

@New_Cliche
*throws "Help Me!" carving*

Also, is there a limit on how high one should even raise int on an int build? Is it like physical stats and caps at 40?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@idontknow
60 int is the max you want to go

happy_sad
happy_sad

@idontknow
what g a m e

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@idontknow
60 if you want to go full wizard
40 if you are only in it for wep scaling.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fried_Sushi
Beat Artorias
Enter Oolacile
There's a huge, thickly-bearded landsknecht with a zweihander sleeping at the bonfire
He's a jolly guy, almost like Benhart with a little bit of Siegmeyer in him, talking about how the last thing he remembers was earning wages for his family, then a long blank, then the shadowy hand, then here, and how he's hoping that with enough of the wild humanity here, he can go home
Exhaust his dialogue, sit at the bonfire, he disappears
Go human
>Invaded by Father Afrana
His zweihander deals mostly fire damage
Does Well What Is It upon entry and upon killing you
If you defeat him you can summon him for Manus and Kalameet
Giantdad cancer flourishes once more

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Anyone want to help with Lothric on PC?
im at the fog wall
pass : dsg

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@happy_sad
DaS3 for both questions, sorry

@viagrandad
Got it. What about att? 30?

@StrangeWizard
What if I'm trying to do the entire game only using Farron Flashsword and Farron Greatsword?
Alternatively, can I do something similar with Lifehunt Scythe?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i hope they don't implement too strict anti-cheat, cause i wanna do a flipping giant dad at sl3 in undead burg

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Need_TLC
they wont

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Need_TLC

Definitely not

Oh, and also make your zweihander curse immediately upon contact

Show these newsoycuckboys that the PC master race is NOT to be fucked with

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TalkBomber
Farron Magic is very cost ineffective and i doubt you will have enough punch to do most bosses from start to finish using that method no matter how much int/att/chugs you stack.

The same problem applies for offensive miracles

30 att gives you 233 FP (and 5 slots), which is enough to give you a "bank" if you want efficient chugging.
At 35 att (the "FP" cap of attument) you get 280 FP, but it's not really worth it.

Just stick to great arrows, the great heavy arrows is the most cost effective sorcery in the game and have the (vanilla) greatsword as an AoE backup in case you get swarmed.

viagrandad
viagrandad

help

Illusionz
Illusionz

@viagrandad
U RIKE
captcha: AMERICAN

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

In the mood for a ds1run, anyone got the random character sheet?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Illusionz
I played real bad, there was a madman with me but I loyd'd him by accident and he got killed
The door where i was heading at was locked so I got fucked

Spamalot
Spamalot

Which do you think would be the fastest miracle to aquire:
farming coop medals for great lightning spear (I have 11)
rushing the rest of the game and killing SoC for sunlight spear
rushing DLC1 to access DLC2 early, killing lmao2bat, then rushing for lightning arrow
I am sl60/+6, just finished profaned capital,
and haven't set foot in pontiff's playground yet

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
SOC you dip

Illusionz
Illusionz

tfw Pontiff's swords are not paired, you will never hold them as Pontiff does, and you wont' be able to do his fucking combo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2pR6W_jDqY
why must I suffer like this, guys

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Illusionz
Because no fun allowed

Emberfire
Emberfire

@viagrandad
namco keeps pushing for this more phantom bullshit

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberfire
It's overall just better. I like the more chaotic fights of DS3 compared to DS1. Phantoms also give people more incentive to go online, especially in DS1 which was the only Souls game without health penalty when you weren't in the "online available" form.

And no, Bloodborne isn't really a Souls game and it's invasions were fucked by the Bell system.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spamalot
You should have dorhy's gnawing already, so arrow.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@viagrandad
3 whites is the biggest problem
2 were bad enough

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Fried_Sushi
How did Vaati become a pillar of the "souls community" again?
video starts
panning shots over random DS1 locations
spends 2 minutes describing what a cake is
spends 4 minutes reading the recipe, word for word, with a deliberately slow >voice to sound cool and mysterious
let random characters talk for 2 more minutes "Eh? My wares? Why of course they're stolen! And when you die and lose your head, I'll sell it all again! Eh heh heh heh heh!"
make a connection between the character - "But what if... The merchand referred... To the cake... When he used the word... "wares"?"
Outro screen to get to 10 minutes for yt ads
5k lorebucks a month
Watch Hawkshaw if you want actual lore videos, not this hack

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TalkBomber
You can already do that on PC, you console kiddie.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

With Dark Souls 1 getting the remaster treatment, will /dsg/ once again be filled with classic tripfriends and namefriends who were masters of PvP like Ippiki and Shy Cass?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CodeBuns
I really hate Vaati and how he talks, it's like that Top15s guy

Any good lore channel except Hawkshaw ?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Carnalpleasure
The return of brandon peeve and yukas and all their faggy followers
Oh for fuck sake we all wanted des to be rematered

Techpill
Techpill

@BlogWobbles
I will never stop saying that the best way to balance coop, not only as far as invaders are concerned but also pve to a huge extend to would be to enable friendly fire. Or at least, have that be the "drawback" to seed instead of have it last as long as a fart
imagine seeded fingered wobbed clusterfucks in aldrich/doggo territory
@CodeBuns
/dsg/ memed him into relevance

likme
likme

@RavySnake
The return of Dark Souls 1 PvP means the return of katana japstabbers.

w8t4u
w8t4u

How many people have you shot while they were gesturing?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Soul of cinder on PC anyone?
pass : dsg

farquit
farquit

@ZeroReborn
Why does this general hate Vaati?

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
one moment

girlDog
girlDog

@farquit
he's the one that got away and didn't become a trap

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evilember
im at the fog

SniperGod
SniperGod

@farquit
Because everyone sucks his cock and treats him like the god of the souls lore because he has a deep and mysterious voice while all his videos are overedited garbage and stolen theories

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@farquit
because he's le epic britbong soyboy who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about all the time because his mouth is always packed with too much soy
his "lore" videos are just 20 minute long snoozefests where he spouts lies and made up bullshit while eating soybeans and drinking soy milk
Soyyti Soydya is a fucking soycucklordfagfuck and he shouldn't even be allowed soy to be mentioned in soy this soy genesoyal
soy
soy
soy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fried_Sushi
oops, sorry. let's try again

Inmate
Inmate

@LuckyDusty
top quality post

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Inmate
is it soynking in yet?soy
everything is soy
Veeky Forums is soysoy
soy is soy

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@LuckyDusty
snoozefests
not soyfests

RavySnake
RavySnake

@LuckyDusty
@Supergrass
The absolute state of soyposting.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
soyfests
not ssoyosoyysoyfsoyesoyssoytsoytsoyssoy
@RavySnake
knock knocksoy
who'soy there?
it'soy soy
isoy it soyinking in yet?
fuck i hate thisoy fucking mesoymesoy

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
A legitimate reason for hating him is that he has been caught stealing content from other Souls content creators and taking stuff without crediting people.

Sanadsk also had a problem with this but lately Sanadsk has been better at crediting people so my image of him has improved slightly.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@LuckyDusty
britbong

Gee, a*ericans are really out of touch, aren't they?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@New_Cliche
I choked, still not dead

Inmate
Inmate

@Nojokur
t.britsoybongsoy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SomethingNew
alright, coming, just gonna buy some resins

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Inmate
Australian master race. American women crave BAC

WebTool
WebTool

@CodeBuns
Australian
oh, okay. you're all good then. my mistake. i hope you have a lovely day.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RavySnake
It's amazing how much a simple crop triggers pol.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
BAC = Big Australian Cock for all those wondering. I don't need to tell you this though because your women will be explaining it to you very soon.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nojokur
triggers
Try again soybean. Where do you think the joke came from?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nojokur
ME SOY MENOY

w8t4u
w8t4u

/dsg/ : Dark Soys General

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
thanks a lot man, build almost complete now.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I got a pyromancer character that have yet to go through high wall yet
What are some nice pyromancer weapons that are fun to use? I figure that Onyx Blade and Thrall axe (infused with dark) might be useful as they have low requierement
I miss my 10 characters that I used to have

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@girlDog

Is it just me, or are DS3 and Bloodborne easier than DS1?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Poker_Star
It's just you. BB is the hardest, followed by DaS3, DaS1, DaS2 and DeS.

Soft_member
Soft_member

To that user who encouraged me to go to church
this is so fun, WoG is nuking people left and right

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Poker_Star
DS3 and BB are actions games while DS1 is a strategy game.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

get invaded
power goes out about 30 seconds later
look like a total fag

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

start new game as Sorcerer
mfw I keep dying to Iudex
I thought you niggers said magic is ezmode, what the fuck?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evil_kitten

Not just me, then?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sir_Gallonhead
try using the other magic missle user
it does big damage

girlDog
girlDog

@TalkBomber
same guy invades again
kick his ass
I'm sorry
I hope he got it

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
Your latest Souls game is usually the hardest.
Also : Defensive playstyles are more viable in DS1 while playing fast and aggressive like DS3 / BB is harder.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evil_kitten
Dark Souls 1 is probably the easiest entry in the series for me. Most enemies are very passive, possessing only a couple of basic moves, so can always circle strafe them and land a backstab. Their attacks are heavily telegraphed too. You can parry with every shield, minus great shields of curse. A good 100% block shield is easy mode. You can cheese most bosses with a high stability shield and they won't be able to guard break you. You can poise your way out of most semi-challenging situations as well. The only hard parts are when you are facing a boss for the first time and don't know his moves yet, or when you run with unupgraded weapons on purpose.

farquit
farquit

@ZeroReborn
my toughest boss in DS1 was the Iron Golem, i killed him with an Halberd hiting for 15 dmg each hit. After that i put some stats in Str and Dex and equiped the Black Knight Greatsword. Everything was easy mode by then, and i haven't read any wiki's or anything.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evil_kitten

That's kind of how I've viewed it as well. DaS is almost like a turn based Action RPG (DLC excluded).

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@farquit
Iron Golem was unironically the first boss that i managed to defeat in my first try (without summoning Tarkus or having him trip)
After defeating him i thought that i had finally become good at this game.
I was wrong
Very, very, very wrong

hairygrape
hairygrape

summoned as a "gray spirit"
the other dude backstabs me from across the room
Setting the authentic Souls PvP experience aside, what was this all about? I'm not in any covenants.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@girlDog

I'm gonna guess most new players struggle with the Gargoyles.

eGremlin
eGremlin

>>201711036
Farron ring is ass anyway

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Oh yeah, Smough is left handed, not just the Iron Golem. Not a lot of left handed bosses or enemies in games.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@hairygrape
In Door of Pharros you are considered as a tresspasser if you are not in the rat covenant, you will be summoned into another player world as an invader and you have to kill the host (before he kills you first)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Anyone for the demon twins? Last blockade before I get Lightning arrow

Bidwell
Bidwell

Stupid doggo
@CodeBuns
When he uses the hammer, his right hand is close to the heavy part

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
im on PC
pass: dsg

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ezpz

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Crazy_Nice
you fly up there with CE you cheeky bugger?

girlDog
girlDog

no invaders yet
@Skullbone
Nah it's actually possible to go

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
I am unironically interested in how you climbed up there then
detailed instructions required

Techpill
Techpill

@CodeBuns
I buy him

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog

After playing Dark Souls for a while, I went back to Bloodborne, and I pressed the L1 button because I thought I could block.

Has anyone else ever done this?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nojokur
Sock

hairygrape
hairygrape

at least get yourself a fucking katana or something

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Booteefool
I miss gfwl so much. hatemail will never be this easy every again.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
permanently locked-on brainlet

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
Pretty simple

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
I would find myself wasting blood vials when I should have been pressing L1 after coming back from dark souls

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TalkBomber
oh, neato
I thought you were up where big doggo spawns

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@girlDog

You're supposed to use a ranged weapon for Moonlight Butterfly, right? Doesn't that make the fight easier?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
Dist did a farron flashsword run if you want to see what it's like.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@VisualMaster
Just roll and damage whenever it lands. Wasted so much time trying to use projectiles and long range weapons my first run.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@viagrandad
Nah, I think that's actually impossible to get to legit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How does the 10 minute grace timer against invaders work in DaS3? I just beat a dude and not just a minute later I was in his world again fighting him and his phantoms again? Do the phantoms override the grace timer?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
He was probably fingered

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Crazy_Nice

I found myself pressing square because I forgot triangle was the use vials button..

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
hot

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spamalot
@Fried_Sushi
twinks, fingered gangbangs and SUCC
why is dark souls so gay?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Anyone willing to drop me a crystal sage rapier?
I didn't know I needed to farm shit in this game
I'm on PC

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Soft_member
Just CE your ears in, silly. Farming k***hts for 6 hours isn't fun

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
I ain't about that shit
If I did that might as well CE in all my miracles, takes away the challenge

Methnerd
Methnerd

invaded by a red and a doggo at the same time
doggo runs straight past me to engage the red
what the fuck is wrong with these guys

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
Try fighting him solo

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Deadlyinx
What's challenging about getting ears?
>>201715813
Please re-read what I posted.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Soft_member
I can drop it to you if you can trade me a profaned greatsword or a catherdral knight ultra greatsword

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperGod
I can give you the first one no problem

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Harmless_Venom
alright I'll don't have to farm it thanks!
Set a sign at high wall with the password dsg

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@whereismyname
Having some connectivity issues rn give me a second

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
Severe mental retardation
invade some havelknight and his sl9999999 buddy
doggo invades, attacks me while I'm fending them off
break off, start kicking his teeth in
another doggo invades, sees me pounding the first and joins him (except this one isn't as terrible)
have to break off again and forgo muh fashun ring for regen
All in all didn't affect much, everyone but me died and the host, killed his phantom again but fuckup a roll and got pummeled by the tooth.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@PurpleCharger
do you want me to try to set a sign
otherwise you can add me on steam and we'll try to trade when your internet is working better

SniperWish
SniperWish

@kizzmybutt
It's fine I fixed it had to reset my router
I'll put my sign down at the high wall

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

There's no point in attuning two of the same spell in 3 like there was in DaS2 and 1, right? It'd be cool if attuning a spell twice or more would reduce FP used to cast it. Might make it possible to do spell only runs against bosses in NG+ and beyond, albeit by just whittling them down with basically free Great Soul Arrows.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methnerd
top ten anime plot twists

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nojokur

Just roll when it shoots those magic spheres? And try to position yourself between the magic needles?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperWish
not seeing any sign, did you put it at the very first bonfire?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Harmless_Venom
spell only runs are possible on any ng+ level

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Guts

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Spazyfool
password is dsg right
are you embered?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Guts

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Emberfire
I am
I also checked if I activated crossregion matchmaking you should do to
password is indeed dsg
I'll try to mark a sign myself to see if it work

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
Slave Knight Gael on NG+7 has 21,368 HP and is very resistant to magic. In terms of direct damage dealing, bringing enough Ashen Flasks to do such a thing would leave you with no Estus Flasks. The most conceivable way of doing enough damage to kill Gael without bringing 12 Ashen Estus as a spellcaster is to poison him to death with the Poison Spores of the Storyteller Staff's WA, which doesn't even need an attunement slot to use.

That is not how one should play a magician.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberfire
white sign
who's going to tell him?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname
I did activate it
@Sir_Gallonhead
Idk what you mean I am currently doing a co op run with a friend and white signs work fine

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spamalot
Your friend hasn't killed the area boss yet, the dude who's currently trying to summon you obviously has. Try a red sign.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lord_Tryzalot
Fucking duh
Boy is my face red

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
never liked that set

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lord_Tryzalot
Ah fuck I did kill Vordt what a dumbass; I guess he killed him too
@Spamalot
I didn't reach the cathedral so I don't have any red sign, hope you have one

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperGod
lol imagine being this much of a jellyfag lorelet.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
So this all but confirms they'll be running the remaster on DaS3's engine, then.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
Believe it or not it works. They somehow miss even though it sends a flurry of them at you. You can use a shield for them if you want. But yeah, those orbs are dodgeable.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Need_TLC
armor set from the future
TIME IS CONVOLUTED

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Poker_Star

I figured that out by myself.

Granted, you said to roll, but you didn't say WHEN to roll.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fuzzy_Logic
kek

Supergrass
Supergrass

thanks random user, you made the life of a farmer way easier

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Need_TLC
I could do some mental gymnastics and imagine that ALL who link the fire get this set, because they become part of the Firelink as a whole.
Become part of the "horde" so to speak.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
magician
not using a unique magic staff
your definition of magician is retarded

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@girlDog
Great Corvian Scythe is top tier although bleed is still shit overall and you cannot rely on that

takes2long
takes2long

@Methnerd
Some doggos/aldrich's are fucking retarded and get into this whole "RP" thing without thinking of the consequences of killing an invader.
Then you have the reds who think ANYTHING resembling blue is a cop, so they attack and same thing happens.
Both sides have some mental retardation.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Supergrass
no problem; what are you going to farm, ears?
i'm going to farm the cathedral knigh ugs for a bit, good thing I have some rusted coin

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@StonedTime
Yup ears
I am an achievement whore and want all miracles
Good luck on that, hope it's less tedious than my farming
Thanks again I do appreciate it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@LuckyDusty
Farming for ears is a nightmare but I had a good setup for killing Silver Knight
I also got lucky by getting summoned as a blue and successfully helping host (even got ears that give you 2 proofs for the price of one)
Put something in the background like a podcast or a youtube videos because you are going to do it for hours

Techpill
Techpill

@LuckyDusty
New char
Have almost 60 ears
Never farmed
Old char
Pic
I have no idea if luck stat=more summons, but every luck/faith char I have made gets summoned a LOT

SniperWish
SniperWish

@takes2long
@Spazyfool
He even had base vig - something like 450HP. Deleted in a single parry from the red.
I only left him alone to wait for the connection to settle down as the red was lagging a bit, he wouldn't have lasted more than a second if we both went after him.
I wonder if he was just confused.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Need_TLC
Pretty nice edit desu. Almost fooled me.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@haveahappyday
It's decently easy so I'm not complaining that much
I am a bit too high of a level to be summoned consistently as a blue
I was an idiot and figured that it would've been harder to get summoned as a warrior of sunlight so I farmed those first
@Techpill
Why do you have so many, only need 30 for the highest reward

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Them: Dark Souls enemies don't cancel attacks
Gundyr: Hold my estus

Every time I step into this arena Gundyr does something to surprise me. I wish every boss was as intense as this guy.

likme
likme

@Need_TLC
This is fake but you'll generate some outrage on /v/.

@Booteefool
Is the engine = content retardation some new form of baitposting? No way people can be this dumb

girlDog
girlDog

@VisualMaster
Champion Gundyr is the only thing I enjoyed in DS3.

RavySnake
RavySnake

HOLY SHIT WHAT DID THEY SMOKE WHEN THEY MADE THE NAMELESS KING ? THE GUY DON'T STOP HITTING AND YOU CAN'T DODGE EVERYTHING AND WHEN YOU CAN LAND A HIT HE PUNISH YOU WITH ONE HIT WHO TAKE 40% OF YOUR LIFE WHAT THE FUCK

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperWish
I don't know
I just like to RP as a Cop or as an Aldritch
I just get summoned everytime I either pop fingers or try invading as a cop
This is my new char, again more Faith and Luck than the last

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
wikihow stealing from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

5mileys
5mileys

@VisualMaster
Gundyr is one of maybe 2 or 3 good bosses in pre-DLC DaS3.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Nojokur
I'll admit kicking the teeth in of some invaders is a lot of fun
What soul level did you get summoned most on? I'm 64 right now and it's just never

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fuzzy_Logic
A lot from 20SL, then it dropped until 50-60 SL
+2 for SL 20, then +6 for SL 60
I am also on PS4, so I guess more new people

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@5mileys
Gundyr
Dancer
Twins
Abyss walkers?

Nothing else comes to mind.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nojokur
Faith/Luck.
Sounds neat, what's the build?

5mileys
5mileys

FRIENDLY REMINDER

THIS TRIGGERS THE MINMAX AUTISTIC SPERGLORDS

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RavySnake
Literally git gud.

askme
askme

@Harmless_Venom
I was thinking Gundyr, Twins and (Maybe) Pointy Sillyman.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
No it doesn't.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
This one is mostly Faith, but at later levels the plan was to raise Luck as the damage stat.
Replace Anri with Lightning Longsword/shortsword/broadsword until you get past 60.
I decided to just stay at 60

FastChef
FastChef

Tell me anons, is this going to be your weaponfu again in Remastered?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@FastChef
Not going Dex/bleed build in DaS1
Are you fucking new?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Bidwell
60/60
Not triggering PvPcucks
U WOT M8?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@5mileys
so far the only sperg here is you user

Flameblow
Flameblow

@FastChef
No

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@askme
I love dancer because of how she moves, her music, how she looks, her move-set isn't the best.

Sillyman is ok until the split form, it feels lazy, considering how evil he is it should of been a longer and more dangerous fight.

WebTool
WebTool

@FastChef
All the way behind Seath.
Already done a run of 1 with MY GUIDING MOONLIGHT, so instead I'll be using a Curved Greatsword instead. Never used them in 1.

@TalkBomber
Should have been longer/more dangerous.
I feel similarly about the Dancer. She's WAY too easy.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberfire
Triggered sweetie? how does it feel being autistic enough to get salty over stats that aren't MUH PVP OPTIMAL BUILDS REEEEEEEEE?

Evilember
Evilember

@haveahappyday
Literally nobody cares what you do with your character.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Harmless_Venom

Artorias Fan Club too, I just wish they weren't that easy.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Flameblow
tfw no balder set in pristine state

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Supergrass
i love this fight, honestly

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Evilember
Not even my character retard, neither the user you quoted first.

60/60 with a pyromancer is rather pointless because after 40/40 you're only gaining 1 point, the only difference is that pyro spells are boosted to retarded levels that makes the entire game pointless, that's why that build is way over the no fun point.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@happy_sad
Dex/Bleed (basically dex with gold tracer)
Not adding some faith and pouring blueberry juice on your weapon instead

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@FastChef
I think my fondest memory is tanking a GREAT CLUB R2 with fucking Priscilla's Scythe and triggering bleed on opp.
Fuckin fantastic

askme
askme

@Raving_Cute
Literally didn't say it was your character, retard.
Play the game however you want. Nobody, not one single person, cares.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Booteefool
Wasting levels on faith
Not keeping your level low enough so you can twink
I can't wait to invade ds3 Babs and show them the power of bleed

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PackManBrainlure
I'll wait

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why the twin's princess blade is so fucking bad?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PackManBrainlure
That's assuming they aren't going to completely nerf that mechanic down to DaS2 tiers of bad. And make poison and toxic DaS3 tiers of bad.

@Harmless_Venom
It's not that bad though. You're thinking about Lothric's.

girlDog
girlDog

@askme
That's now that this general it's been doing since Scholar my dear newfag retard.

Each time someone post a build it gets a massive way of shit from every single pvp fanboy here and we're talking about 2-3 years already.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Harmless_Venom
D scaling across the board
poor range and damage
bastard sword R2s
Gee, I wonder.
It's fine, at least nobody will touch my weaponfu
@TalkBomber
Lothric's meme beam is magic unlike homosword's and it's faster. Only annoying thing is 14 faith

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TalkBomber
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Twin+Princes'+Greatsword

I'm talking about this one.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
You can stop trying to cause a shitstorm now. ''wasn't even my character'' my ass.

Techpill
Techpill

@BlogWobbles
Post your build and I'll tell you how shit you are kid.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StrangeWizard
homosword's
?????????????

By the way is this anon's GS better? I've heard some good shit about moonlight. @FastChef

Supergrass
Supergrass

@girlDog
That's now that this general it's been doing since Scholar my dear newfag retard?
what type of broken english is this
what did he mean

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StrangeWizard
Homoprinces' is usable and not even really that bad. The only thing Lothric's has going for it is being one of the longer straight swords, otherwise it's only a few steps above Dancer's in terms of damage output.

Evilember
Evilember

Why these motherfuckers deleted these things and they never took the time to animate the fucking mouths?

FOR 3 ENTIRE FUCKING GAMES NOBODY OF THE 10 NPC PER GAME MOVED THEIR MOUTHS WHAT THE FUCK

5mileys
5mileys

@CouchChiller
homosword
Twin princes gs
Is moonlight better
They work on different builds but yes, I'd say moonlight is better

likme
likme

@Evilember
andre moves his mouth

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Any other Miracles I should prioritise?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

finally meet vendrick at the end of the undead crypt
the music kicks in

is this soulskino?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Illusionz
holy fucking shit that climax

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is it good?
Is it bad?
Does it look fun?

TechHater
TechHater

@Evilember
disgusting cowtits

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

The Remastered edition will reportedly include several new NPCs whose dialogue will advance as the plot of the game progress or when the player acquires new items
"While I feel that the mythos behind the game was sufficiently answered when we introduced Artorias of the Abyss, we are not confident that will remain true for the new wave of players" - said Director Mizayaki. "You see, when we first incepted Dark Souls, we did not foresee that it would become so popular. And with popularity comes challenges. Dark Souls was written with the Playstation players in mind, most of which are adults, and thus we could afford to be subtle and deliver the plot via intricate nuances. Such concepts might be novel to the Nintendo playerbase, which consist exclusively of children, or children-like adults."
"I have employed several enthusiastic youths, like this fellow Vaati. He will help with the dialogue of these new NPCs".
When asked about whether a Remastered edition for Dark Souls 2 will ever come out, director Mizayaki balked at the reporter: "Get better taste" before resuming his daily schedule of writing yaoi fanfic

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Gigastrength
tfw Vendrick was more empty than Gwyn ever was

And Vendrick was supposed to be a powerful king, but that "Thing" is just an empty husk with raw muscle wandering aimlessly, guarded by an absolutely loyal and honorable knight, which you murdered in cold blood.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
Certainly one of the better atmospheric parts of DS2.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RavySnake
Grass Crest and Obsidian Sword don't match with the fashion at all
all those WoG casts
I would say just tumble buff Gwyn's sword.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

karla's dialogue when you give her a divine tome
Jesus Christ, who wrote this? My dick cannot take this.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Boy_vs_Girl
Gwyn's sword has like 40 less AR with those stats

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TalkBomber
they arent changing any mechanics
only upgrading the looks

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@iluvmen
What are you, bad?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stupidasole
No, but the weapon is
:^)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@haveahappyday
she's so ugly though

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@AwesomeTucker
Lightning Spear
Hoo, boy, are you going to regret that decision.

Get Caressing Prayer and Homeward, both of those are very good for you in the long run. The heals are also very useful if you don't want to buy Lifegems all the time.

@hairygrape
This sums up my feelings at that scene more than anything.

Your entire quest was to slay powerful monsters and strengthen your soul, just for the chance to meet the King of Drangleic, and you end up finding this hollowed-out dude who barely even knows how to swing a sword. It's even more impactful when you realize that Velstadt and Raime, powerful bosses in their own right, both acknowledged HIM as their ruler. Even in this miserable hollow state he's still more than capable of kicking your ass, and it takes obtaining the souls of giants to weaken him down to the point where you can even scratch him. In retrospect, it makes you wonder just how powerful he truly was when he was in his prime.

girlDog
girlDog

@PurpleCharger
She's pretty where it matters.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PurpleCharger
Shines by comparison, though. In the world of DaS3, exactly who stands out?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lord_Tryzalot
6000 souls isn't much of a waste if it turns out to be bad, but I'll get the others and level Attunement up. This guy was surprisingly easy.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@girlDog
host rushes judicator Argo
gets killed
everytime

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Why DS3 has such a shoddy storytelling for some characters?
make Irina a Firekeeper
Morne just... dies
lol?

Illusionz
Illusionz

There's something I never quite understood, Alsanna was supposed to be Manus' fears, and she feared the old chaos and warned the king about it.

But what was the old chaos then exactly? The boss arena looks like it's a chunk of Izalith, but what reason would Manus have to fear the Chaos? And if it's supposed to be the Izalith brand of Chaos then why does it posses the knights and king instead of shitting out demons?

Is it yet another convoluted thing?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lord_Tryzalot
Raime
Stats collected by FromSoft reveal him as the hardest boss in the game, sporting a 93% failure rate.

Velstadt a shit

Snarelure
Snarelure

@VisualMaster
Sirris

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Snarelure
Considering that Lucatiel on a bad day could probably win against her, I'm not inclined to believe that.

massdebater
massdebater

@Gigastrength
Yeah, Dragonrider is a pushover. Some people even leave the outer rings of the arena down so that they can goad him into walking off the side for an easy kill. Even without that, all you need to do is strafe towards his shield arm, and he won't be able to hit you with most of his attacks.

It's a shame since you can tell they actually put some thought into his design. The lower his HP gets, the faster he becomes and the longer his combos chain, and it's a gradual process too. I'm pretty sure that the only other time I've seen this happen with a boss is Gael's first phase.

FastChef
FastChef

@VisualMaster
firekeeper qt3.16

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Deadlyinx
Most of that is probably just shitters who didn't know that the Ashen Idols outside of the boss room would heal him if he got too close to them.

@Supergrass
Pretty sure he means looks-wise, not fight-wise. If you look at her face, Sirris actually does look fairly pretty, it's just that she can't handle an Estoc worth shit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

how are the crystal and simple infusions? Are they worth it?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@VisualMaster
@VisualMaster
Firekeeper, Shira, Friede,Irina are all prety cute

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Burnblaze
Crystal is an excellent infusion, not Dark-tier but it's still up there.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Flameblow
Then where does Heysel come in?

Techpill
Techpill

@New_Cliche
for what purpose?

SniperGod
SniperGod

How exactly did Aldia turn in to that thing and inhabit the bonfires?

Why did DS3 throw out the most interesting character in two... Such a damn waste

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Burnblaze
Lothric knight sword scales S at +10, but it's physical goes to shit, crystal longsword is bae though.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
fan art of her are awesome but I don't even remember her face

askme
askme

@Burnblaze
Are you not leveling Intelligence or Attunement much, but occasionally use WAs? Then no for Crystal but yes for Simple.

Are you leveling Intelligence to 30 or 40 but not 60, and leveling Attunement not a lot? Then yes for Crystal and yes for Simple.

Are you leveling Intelligence to 60 and leveling Attunement a lot? Then yes for Crystal and no for Simple.

@Techpill
Antiquated Plain Cleavage Top
Post your slut's face.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fuzzy_Logic
would you fug grub Heysel?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@New_Cliche
It's somewhere in pic related, I want to say in the top row.
She's not bad, all things considered, and she at least wants to help if you become a Finger. Wish Creighton could also do something if you join, maybe get summoned by him at the bridge to kill Sirris.
Now that I think about it, Sirris dies to Creighton if you don't follow her quest; she still goes after him anyway, and there's no way she could win.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperGod
DaS2 had a lot of interesting characters that were thrown out for literally no reason. But really, given that he was such a central character to SotFS's plot I'm rather glad that he didn't make a cameo, otherwise it would have been another thing for Miyazaki to shit on.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Flameblow
Morne wanted to fuck Irina
couldn't find himself raping her because he was kind of a Saint
Ashen one comes
tries to convince him out of it saying shes a dumb cow
Ashen one saves her anyway
Irina becomes a Firekeeper
he can't fuck her at all now
"why live?"
dies

wow, that makes sense, right?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@askme
It's a halflight cosplay

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@cum2soon
Cute girl

FastChef
FastChef

Anybody on PS4 able to help out?
I just want to go to NG+ in peace and I am too bad to beat Midir
Send help
SL 60

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Burnblaze
lks physical goes to shit
hyperbolic

Playboyize
Playboyize

What are the odds miracles get """balanced""" in the remaster

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
I'll be at the Bonfire by the elevator

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
50/50, either it gets changed or it doesn't.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Playboyize
>they add storm, stake and arrow

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@girlDog
On my way now
pass is pass

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
Midir
SL 60
There's your problem.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TurtleCat
I'll be just a minute, actually. Hold on.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@viagrandad
Aight, just let me now when you ready

Supergrass
Supergrass

@cum2soon
Did Zullie ever dig out sliders for Halflife, by the way? I've never bothered to check.

Inmate
Inmate

So you use Heavy Crossbow for invasions, but why not Arbalest or Avelyn? And which bolts should I use?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Inmate
Heavy looks nicer :-)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Inmate
Heavy Crossbow looks nicer.
Also, Avelyn>Arbalest
You can also use Knight's as a low heavy with Lightning arrow

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Supergrass
Sorry about the wait, my guy, I'll drop the sign now.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
I always thought the skeleton dogs in the small cave on the Road of Sacrifices, were somehow supposed to symbolize Eygon and Irina.
You get the Carim Braille tome and Morne ring down in the cave where one doggo is preggo. He knows what's beyond the Chapel because he warns you about it, and he's a badass capable of killing Corvians, so why'd he turn back and lock Irina in a cell? Is Irina preggers? Is she even human? undead can't get preggo can they?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@cum2soon
the last one of those is fine, but why the hell would you need the other 2 when WoG exists?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Playboyize
Invade a dude
Beat him and his downscaled phantom
Invade the same dude
Get killed by a parry
SUFFERING
Yeah I am ready

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberfire
Not sure about grub. Human, she seems like she'd be willing for anything, anywhere, at any time.
But she's keeping the Crown on, no matter what.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
wanting to fuck a mushroom
I bet you'd fug Elizbeth too you sicko

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Need_TLC
Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Yo Anons what if the remaster makes this weapon not shit? Will we ever need another sword?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Carnalpleasure
It's fine
I forgot to equip lightning arrow too
We can play the distance game at first, THEN go all in

massdebater
massdebater

@Playboyize
0
People need to stop thinking they are doing anything.

The 'remaster' is simply a port of Dark Souls to current gen consoles, nothing is going to change gameplay wise aside from the new servers allowing 6 players in a world.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Inmate
Avelyn sees use in invasions as well, it's just more common on the side of gankers or blueberries where their allies can cover them and the multiple shots can put more pressure on an already-harried invader. It still has its uses though, provided that you can spare the Vit for it.

As for Heavy Crossbow, see /vg/thread/201629971#p201687971

Flameblow
Flameblow

@New_Cliche
The non-shit version of it already exists. It's called the abyss greatsword.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Poker_Star
I'm sorry, I haven't fought Midir in a long time, and it shows.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
No probs
I keep messing up the first part.
If anything I can light him from afar with 240 damage, just keep him doing the same animation
We can do this I think

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Flameblow
It still requires a non-negligible amount of investment in Int and Fai. All of them do, and that's why they're dogshit.

Supergrass
Supergrass

finally got a drop from the Cathedral Knight
I'm running a strenght build, does the Cathedral UGS gain from being infused with Heavy?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
Yes. Heavy is the best pure physical infusion for it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Didn't darkmoon blade do fucking insane damage in DaS1? Why did nobody go past 30 faith? With the darkmoon talisman FAI scales decently all the way up to 50

Skullbone
Skullbone

@whereismyname
The abyss version doesn't scale with int/fai. You just hit the requirements and you're good. It's worth it.

TechHater
TechHater

@Supergrass
C/E scaling with 28 Str requirement
"guys should I infuse this thing Heavy???"

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CodeBuns
the elevator kills me
This is not reflective of who I am as a person.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
18/18 int fai but no scaling
useless R2s
Eh, having the highest AR isn't really worth if you'll only R1, not to mention the wasted points

RumChicken
RumChicken

What's the DkS3 PC SL Meta

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Flameblow
Oh, the one that's an ugly piece of junk? Ok

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@RumChicken
SL90, max.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Crazy_Nice
The 3 arty swords are also the longest greatswords.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Lord_Tryzalot
wtf that's so low

JunkTop
JunkTop

@New_Cliche
they're not going to touch the balance.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@RumChicken
Depends

60-80 is for people who have an autistic hatred for casters

120 is popular amongst redditors

beyond that, may god have mercy on your soul

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperWish
@cum2soon
Holy fuck DS3 characters look so incredibly ugly, even DSs characters have a less uncanny look to them
What went wrong?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

REAL talk
who was in the wrong here

JunkTop
JunkTop

made this let me know what ya think

https://youtu.be/WsRaVip8iwE

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
Lothric NEVER did anything right.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@cum2soon
such a NEET he can't even walk on his own

Who thought sacrificing this piece of shit was a good idea?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lord_Tryzalot
I think 99 is absolute max.
It stops short of 120
For arena at least

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@JunkTop
babbys first sony vegas video

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PackManBrainlure
For arena at least
What are you, a faggot or something?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Soft_member
That FIRE AIR BULLSHIT always gets me
The laser I usually dodge but I messed up this time

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PackManBrainlure
stopping at sl99
Enjoy your uneven matchup against 120s
captcha: Londo road

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lord_Tryzalot
Are you trying it solo now?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Host of Embers Host of Embers
What did he mean by this?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Illusionz
Sorry, have to get a call.
I will try on a few.
Add me if you can if you still want to do it

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BinaryMan
Silver Knight Straight Sword

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@New_Cliche
What is the level matchmaking for arena?
I tought 99SL would get you just to 119SL?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I've never played a Dark Souls game... so, should I wait for DS:R or just get DS3?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
You should buy DaS1, then SotFS and then DaS3, and maybe later buy DaS1R.

5mileys
5mileys

@whereismyname
DS3 to know what to expect

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BinaryMan
SKSS
Always in the shadow of Balder. I get some nice rollcatches with the R2s and you can't deny it looks beautiful

iluvmen
iluvmen

@whereismyname
just play 1

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Hosting FC at Pontiff Sulyvhan on PC

Pass is dsg

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@JunkTop
katana
grass crest shield

I don't think you could be less cool

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How the fuck can Bamco even charge money for DS Remastered for existing owners? It's literally just DSFix and dedicated servers. How can they charge $40 for this?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@whereismyname
The games go in chron order from easiest to hardest, if you care about that

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
PC players get discount if they own it
The only screwed ones is PS4.
Like me

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Crazy_Nice
not really the point but thanks lol

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
you cucks asked for this by buying SotFS

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lord_Tryzalot
Literally false, there is no discount, and it would be retarded if there was one because the game's been on sale for $5 multiple times in the past.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Could anybody please spare me any of these on PC? I'm trying to leave Dancer alive on this character for PvP, and I opted for Proper Bow, so I can't get any of these myself. I've already progressed as far as I can.
- Knight's Ring
- Hunter's Ring
- Priestess Ring
- Scholar's Ring
- Prisoner's Chain
- FaP +3
- Silvercat Ring
- Golden Crown (NK)
- Storm Curved Sword
- Dragonslayer Swordspear

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
no one cares
we have 50 muh build posts per day

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Boy_vs_Girl
Fuck off nigger, just don't buy it then.

@Lord_Tryzalot
The news on the PC discount are wrong.
I'm gonna be buying it so I can play it on my ps4, that's it.

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperWish
@hairygrape
2 seconds of google
Yeah my mistake, I think I read this the day it got announced but it was a fake

StonedTime
StonedTime

@whereismyname
Don't start with 3. Just don't. DS3 is incredibly linear compared to the other souls games, and feels like a watered down DS1 overall (You can't make 3 steps without tumbling upon another DS reference). It also has shitty, just as linear DLCs compared to the other 2 games.
Get Prepare to Die, and if you liked it try out DS2 (SotFS) and DS3 after.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperWish
just don't buy it
it's gonna split the community further

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@hairygrape
Give me 2 minutes to grab some stuff and I'll meet you at high wall, pass is dsg.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Techpill
What made you feel the need to post?

/dsg/ has been very helpful in the past, and I still have hope despite the current influx of /v/fags.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Bidwell
splitting a dead "community"
Literally nobody plays DaS1 for anything but the PvE anymore, the "PvP" got stale and retarded years ago. Nobody likes backstab "techs" and the balance was broken beyond recognition in so many areas.

The only thing the remaster will do is get some people to play it instead of DaS3, and then just go back to DaS3 later anyways because the remaster won't have nearly as much content or fun invasion zones.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Bidwell
split the community
The original is a ghost town already. They're axing DeS next month and DaS1 multiplayer will be next.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Dreamworx
Is the fight club still goin? I just keep gettin summoned by some swedish kid with a demon's scar.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SomethingNew
he's not hard in the slighest, anyone who told you otherwise is knave or a noob.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@whereismyname
Play them in order.
Demon Souls
Dark souls 1
Dark souls 2
Dark souls 3

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Im trying to get Lothric down at SL 56. Who else is a masochist here?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Harmless_Venom
Thank you user, I'm standing by.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CodeBuns
low SL builds in DS3 are easy if you cheese it with pyromancy and amp rings

chaos bed vestiges destroys bosses with big hitboxes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@CodeBuns
If you're on PS4, I can.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Illusionz
DaS2 had a lot of interesting characters
No it didn't.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
im a dex user, not cheesing stuff just tryharding.
@Sir_Gallonhead
shit man im a pcfag, thx for the invite though.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Is anybody up for doing Friede?
I'm a bit underleveled for here fight (lvl 41) and I don't think I'll be able to handle her third phase
I'm on pc, password dsg

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Carnalpleasure
@Illusionz
The only cool characters in DS2 are the guy with the poser MLGS and Alva

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Carnalpleasure
Compared to all the dull shit in DaS1 and DaS3, yes.

@Lord_Tryzalot
If you need help I can bring a dude in to smash their faces in.

@viagrandad
I might feel like helping you after the above guy.

massdebater
massdebater

@TreeEater
Bernhard was lame as fuck.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BunnyJinx
Did I get everything? I think I did

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@whereismyname
DS1 has the best NPCs in the series, easily

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@BunnyJinx
Yep! Thanks very much!

whereismyname
whereismyname

@whereismyname
Compared to all the dull shit in DaS1
Jesus fucking Christ, the state of DS2 fags.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
It wasn't DS1 level but still pretty memorable.
DS3 on the other hand was full of DS characters wannabe, which was annoying

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BlogWobbles
No problem, have fun, user

DeathDog
DeathDog

use vow of silence
aldrich is now a little bitch
his bow doesn't work
when he hides, he doesn't cast the dark aura around him
he can't cast the lingering projectiles
he can't cast the soul spear

GG no re.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Evil_kitten
tfw you have to refuse his request if you want him to survive
he probably feels betrayed if you do so as he was willing to give you a part of his flame and to train him
if you tell him about Quelana he goes hollow

Itts not fair
Also how the fuck does he have a beard, there was no beard in Das creator

takes2long
takes2long

@whereismyname
@Evil_kitten
Can't wait to see him explain how interesting Cale and Targray are.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
I'm down, give me a minute

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
it's one of the face coloration options

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
muh sunbro
muh spidertits
muh pyrobro
muh onionbro
muh trap
muh fluffy tail
The only characters with more than one dimension in that game were Quelana and Patches.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@farquit
Oh no guys he said muh then a thing you like how will you ever recover.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nude_Bikergirl
A bunch of NPCs in DaS1 have custom faces/bodies that aren't available to the player. And I'm pretty sure all of the NPCs in DaS2 had completely custom heads as well.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@farquit
insulting based Laurentius

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

FUG I'M SO SORRY

I'll bring the bleed + poison next time

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
I did that boss a couple of hours ago with my sl60 +6, took 4 or so tries, you got it.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Skullbone
One-dimensional != bad character. A lot of the characters in DaS1 are endearing, but also very straightforward and simple. You don't see anything beyond the surface for the vast majority of them, to the point where it's only really Reah (and maybe Anastacia) that has any meaningful depth. Gough has good dialogue as well, but you don't really do much with him outside of asking him to shoot down Kalameet.

That also applies to a degree to characters like Frampt and Kaathe, but for the most part the initial introduction of the character is exactly who that character is. They get somewhat more complex in DaS3 (Siegward is a much better character than Siegmeyer), but for the most part the ones in DaS1 aren't wholly remarkable.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
some npc's like Solaire and Siegward were a bit to meme'd by the community but they are still interesting character to interact with
In Das 2 exept Aldia and Lucathiel are the only npc's that I remember immediatly
Dark Souls 3 have some nice npc's though

@Fuzzy_Logic
I couldn't keep Friede away from you as Ariandel came to me
But we did pretty well, I hope Blackflame Friede won't be to hard to deal with

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Just started playing SotFS for the first time. Does defense matter in this game? I only played BB and DS3 before.
Also should I keep my equipment load below 50 or 70?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fuzzy_Logic
You guys want some more help? I can bring in a SL70 if you like.

@haveahappyday
Vengarl was pretty based, and the Pate-Creighton interaction was interesting to a small degree. People also tend to dismiss Manscorpion Tark a lot for some reason.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RavySnake
Sirris is an absolute babe.
Friede's not bad either, if you're willing to ignore her sick burns.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Skullbone
ds2 is literally more guilty of all of this and none of the characters are endearing.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@haveahappyday
Siegmeyer is an amazing character. The jovial bumbling adventurer that keeps getting into trouble, and you saving him and prolonging the quest is what causes him to hollow out in the first place. Your refusal to let him die a hero's death and repay a debt completely destroys his will.

Emberburn
Emberburn

lean mean aquameme heheh

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@JunkTop
Sirris is an absolute babe
No she isn't.
I've seen brick walls more attractive and interesting than her.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
Tark cost like 35000 souls to talk to.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Poker_Star
Defense is meh for the most part, it really depends if you're doing a melee build or a caster build.

And if possible, always stick as close to 50% as possible, going to 69.9% is actually a bad idea because it reduces your movement and stamina regeneration speed, not just roll distance.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Greirat
Ludleth
Yoel
With guest appearances by:
Andre
Siegward
Patches

DS3 has the best NPCs.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Fuck, she killed us both at the same time

FastChef
FastChef

that double KO

reeeeeeeee, she usually does ice moves before doing that

askme
askme

@TalkBomber
doesn't like a perfectly feminine face
Wow lad, you're gay. Literally.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@RavySnake
@RavySnake
Want a third person to help? I can bring an ultra to bully her.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TalkBomber
Yeah? You get hot looking at floor tiles, too?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Supergrass
Only when it's tiled.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
I'm afraid that she is going to have a bloated healthpool but lets give it a try

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass
he doesn't like a set of nice floor tiles
nigga you gay
I bet you're one of those people who let their floors get mucky and dusty too

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Skullbone
guy who gets rich and turns into a jerk
greedy merchant
another greedy merchant only he just sells ladders
smug, mysterious characters
forlorn characters
mopey hex themed characters
literally just smiths
barbie dress up with about as much personality as a mannequin at kohl's
Oh what wonderful, memorable npcs ds2 had

t. playing through it again right now

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
On my way, I'll bring some toxic for Ariandel as well.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@CodeBuns
not completing ds3 sl1
Pfff

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Harmless_Venom
Hold on we are trying one more time with two Ill summon you next

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Burnblaze
DS3 has the best NPCs.
not being DeS with Yurt/Miralda/Freke/Patches/Urbain
Oh you.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Doing a STR/INT muscle wizard build. What kind of one-handed weapon should I be using? I have Pyro in my left. I really like using Magic Weapon on my heavy Cathedral Knight Greatsword, but I have to two-hand it right now cuz not enough STR

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Lunatick
Longsword is always the answer.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BinaryMan
Nobody is buying a Playstation for Demon's Souls, you fag. It looks even worse than DS2.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Aldrich invasions
All these Ungandan "___" names
They all run ganks
Thrall hood
These fucking kids

SniperGod
SniperGod

Fuck my heart is pounding, thanks for the help user I almost died near the end@FastChef

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperWish
So you basically were saying that DaS3 has the best npcs without having played DeS? Good to know.

Methnerd
Methnerd

so, i've been thinking of replaying ds1 and heard of some mods which rebalance the game
what is your opinion on them? is any of them good? which one?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
No problem user, my heart is racing a bit too. 3 tries ain't bad I guess.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
wew there lad, your fedora almost fell off your head. Take it easy

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@eGremlin

wait, are you serious?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RumChicken
I'm going through the dreg heap to get some of the items but I doubt LMAO 2 Bat will be easily beaten with summons

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ds3 speedrun on agdq get HOYP

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop
disgusting

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
I'm willing to give it a go user, bleed bandit's knife should carry us through to victory. You can always summon Lapp if you want someone tanky though.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

what are some of the easiest/best strength scaling weapons to use in pvp? the greatsword is not so great even though I like to use it vs NPCs. cheers

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

soy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sharpcharm
Heavy Millwood Battle Axe

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Anyone on PS4 want to do something? I could join as a partner, or we could do some NG+ in the Catacombs.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@VisualMaster
it does make it quite a bit easier, but you can always just level up a fair bit before you fight it
shielding worked pretty well for me

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@takes2long
Targray
took me a bit to even remember who the fuck that was.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
when the fuck is this thing starting?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spamalot
S O O N

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Boy_vs_Girl
no ashes sadly, only ringed city.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Is Lightning the best infusion for a Faith build going up to 60?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Spamalot
In 2 bings

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lunatick
I might try tonight after I get all the gears in the Dreg Heap, I'll make another post

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
@Need_TLC
@Carnalpleasure
hours upon hours later after acomfy rest in my bed I wake up to these madboys (You)s
couldn't be more sublime

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

DaS1 here, did most/all of the bosses up to the final four and did Bed of Chaos, what should I do with my boss souls? which weapons and shields are the best, which ones have the least annoying soul/weapon/upgrade requirements to get them, which ones upgrade in a nice way?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop
I kinda hate her headscarf, wish she went around bareheaded

Illusionz
Illusionz

@farquit
@Skullbone
How come when DS2faggots defend the virtues of their game, it just ends up with them shitting on DS1?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard
Claymore, Estoc, Balder Side Sword are the best. Stamina shield is the best.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Illusionz
Because it's too easy to shit on DaS3.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
This girl announcer sounds bland as fuck.

Inmate
Inmate

what DaS3 weapons have the most enjoyable moveset?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Inmate
Longsword.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Inmate
Longsword.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Inmate
Longsword.

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
any%

farquit
farquit

@Inmate
Dlc's weapons are often fun to use
Crow Quills for the flashy moveset
Gael Greatsword for all the flip
Ringed Knight spear with all the fire effect
Ledo Greathammer for the weapons are slam

But in Dark Souls 3 the only thing you need is@Stark_Naked
@StonedTime
@Boy_vs_Girl

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

classic Heal Aid tumblebuff
I miss being able to boss invade.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Anybody's up for Demon Princes? I'm level 50 and got +2 boss weapons so it might be harder than usual
I'm on Pc with the password dsg

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
I'm watching the AGDQ speedrun, so I'll have to pass sorry.

teleporting dogs

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
Why even respond then?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PurpleCharger
So he can shill.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you will never invade him in the forest again and get owned with a high speed parry

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Supergrass
shill
sage for viral

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
back at it again in the forest

WebTool
WebTool

got meme'd into using moonlight gs in das1 but every fucking boss resists magic

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This girl running ds3 can't stop fucking up

Methshot
Methshot

ds3 looks like a shit speedgame, 2nd time this has happened

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Playboyize
I'll probably die but I'll give it a try anyway

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methshot
I think most of the decent runners are doing it with no autistic skips nowadays, so it's not too bad.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
she qt tho

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Supergrass
skips are what makes watching autistic freaks playing video games tolerable

Evilember
Evilember

@Flameblow
First phase is easy with one phantom if each player are dealing with one bat.
On second phase I don't do a lot of damage but with a non ai phantom
Which demons must be killed first ? I don't remember

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember
Pain for the laser beams.

I'll bring a bleed weapon

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw will never comfort sayvitv after she has a tough day speedrunning

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Vape Lord Wilbur at 25 minutes
Noice.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methshot
that wasn't to hard or as heart poundinng inducing as our Friede bossfight, thank you Gernanium

FastChef
FastChef

single phase kill on Crystal Sage
I guess Dex builds are good for something after all.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@DeathDog
Surprisingly easy 2bqh, usually find demons harder than Friede

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Snarelure
are they going to speedrun the dlc to?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

New
/vg/thread/201739202#p201739202
/vg/thread/201739202#p201739202
/vg/thread/201739202#p201739202

takes2long
takes2long

@Nojokur
those boss textures

Are you playing with all the textures set on low or something? That looks like a PS3 game.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CodeBuns
i still haven't managed to kill him, holy fuck. First time i killed him, a phantom with a Carim Hammer cheesed the fight by killing the Prince while i tank him. Orbeck is useless too.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@takes2long
I think Dark Souls 3 looks like that user, its really muddy sometime even on ultra

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@takes2long
No, I have it on max.

I don't really see much (or any) difference when I toggle some of this stuff honestly, especially the water/shader ones, maybe I'm blind.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BunnyJinx
link to her stream? i wanna invade her.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Playboyize
https://gamesdonequick.com/
they are probably offline ingame though

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Nude_Bikergirl
Lothric kniggers for being gwyncucks

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why every time I try to invade as aldrich it always fails? And the 1 out of 20 times I actually invade someone he jumps down to some gay spot where I cannot see him but he suddenly appers behind me out of nowhere and kills me?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nude_Bikergirl
There are options for a slight stubble, that's it

Skullbone
Skullbone

@askme
No, it's less

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CouchChiller
ringed knigga gs

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