/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #364

SniperGod
SniperGod

This Fire Edition

Previous thread /vg/thread/201677989#p201677989

Official Stuff
Website: http://ddlc.moe
Steam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3

Guides
Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: http://ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: http://ddlc.booru.org
Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

Is Champ there?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

All urls found in this thread:
http://ddlc.moe
http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
https://twitter.com/lilmonix3
https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
http://ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
http://ddlc.booru.org
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9COhf3PJPI&t=41s&ab_channel=DarthDani
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGHdPWU-Oo&ab_channel=VioletSpark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdFyov-_bOg&ab_channel=VioletSpark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kycRQBfLHu4&ab_channel=VioletSpark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylX91D1qATI&ab_channel=SoulVibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGfguhnvECc&t=823s&ab_channel=DJCooqieDough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm87uoxu0WA&index=3&list=FL63SbVKiAMvWkhIUbg7lKUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4ZSzq7meGo
https://pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
https://pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNcPwrfK9tY&t=1185s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Li_filmography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr0Tfng9SP0
https://pastebin.com/3DeSFJmy
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/197476857/#q197477029
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/197277738/#q197277875
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/194695524/#q194696494
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/201200878/#q201204812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OAO50UhUug
https://discord.gg/gDTxXw5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBF8uA3UJ6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPd_WEMrLM
https://pastebin.com/ZufU5MtS
https://pastebin.com/kZ93ixmp
Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

First for Natsuki!!

askme
askme

daily reminder that sayori loves you!

likme
likme

first for tf2 engineer

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Sheepyori!

TreeEater
TreeEater

NATSUKI

DeathDog
DeathDog

Reminder, /ddlc/ is a fascist general.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evil_kitten
i love her too!
quality first post

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evil_kitten
I love her too

happy_sad
happy_sad

Monika is my wife!

massdebater
massdebater

First for mama Yuri!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
I love her, too!

@Poker_Star
baa!~

Snarelure
Snarelure

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evil_kitten
I love her more than anything.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evil_kitten
I'll always love her as my dearest friend

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@happy_sad
I'm from the government! I require your wife as a form of taxation!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@askme
Oh great job Sayori, you ruined his t-shirt

girlDog
girlDog

I love Yuri!!!

farquit
farquit

@Poker_Star
@Deadlyinx
Making sure Sheepyori is dealt with in a halal way!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

/vg/thread/201677989#p201691937
That's like pretending you're eating steak when there's only a saltine cracker in your mouth.

iluvmen
iluvmen

And I'm back. How's everyone doing tonight?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Man i love her

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Reminder that the dokis are your friends and they will always support you

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@iluvmen
I'm doing really good, actually. I'm so glad we're still here.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
I am back as well. I had a long rest, my sleep patterns are all messed up, but I hope this is a good time to be on, and that everything blew over while I was out.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Good night, friends and family! I hope you're all doing well!
Welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "sacrifice"~!
Alternatives are 'establish' and 'cleanse'.

So, this one is going to be my last one for the night (we all need sleep at some point!) and I hope you all can enjoy it. If you don't know what this is or what to do, all you need to do is take one of these words and write a poem with it! You can use is as your topic or just as your inspiration, it doesn't matter! The main thing is that you challenge yourself and have fun with it!
Everyone is more than welcome to join in and I encourage you all to participate if you can!
I'm looking forward to reading your poems!

Hopefully threads slow down a bit!
Monika!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@farquit
You're really courting disaster, you know... Sheepyori is kind, she just wants vast tracts of land covered in grasses, clovers, and forb, but it's a mistake to test that kindness, especially in such an extreme way.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fried_Sushi
don't tread on me or my wife ever again ok taxboy?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

think "I hope Monikanon's still around at this time of night"
tfw

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

>tfw you will never be an M-thrall

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
Fans of modern anime have fucking problems.
@Ignoramus
Was there ever any doubt that we would survive?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Poker_Star
This is my favorite pokemon now.

likme
likme

@Ignoramus
I'm glad to hear it! It's always worth trying to see how everyone is doing around this time.
@Playboyize
Glad to hear it. I've been pretty rested up too. Hopefully things are chill

Emberburn
Emberburn

chill nights...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9COhf3PJPI&t=41s&ab_channel=DarthDani
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGHdPWU-Oo&ab_channel=VioletSpark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdFyov-_bOg&ab_channel=VioletSpark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kycRQBfLHu4&ab_channel=VioletSpark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylX91D1qATI&ab_channel=SoulVibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGfguhnvECc&t=823s&ab_channel=DJCooqieDough take a listen any of these fellas i hopr you find this night enjoyable
even though alot of shit happen nonetheless you are all lovely people and i wish you are scared off to partake in these threads

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Shhhh, Yuri's sleeping.

takes2long
takes2long

/vg/thread/201677989#p201691984
/vg/thread/201677989#p201688626
/vg/thread/201677989#p201687192

Yuri guro user was the one who wrote the first Mama Yuri adopting Natsuki fic
I don't know how to feel about this

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Crazy_Nice
Wake up Yuri!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberburn
"are not scared off to partake in these threads"

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Crazy_Nice
WAKE UP YOUR LEFT ARM IS SHOWING

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@takes2long
[insert pic of i can be yuor angle... or youre devil]

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@takes2long
I know how i feel about it
I want me some more mama Yuri

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
Imaginary Boyfriend! She thinks 3D is real!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Morning anons! How is everyone today?

Stay comfy, enjoy the thread
I love you all

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Crazy_Nice
WAKE UP YOU FAT COW BITCH!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Snarelure
hopefully threads slow down a bit

MPmaster
MPmaster

By far the worst day /ddlc/ has ever seen with Monika! Looking forward to many better days soon with Monika! /ddlc/ resilent as always with Monika!!!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

There once was this guy, who was super good at martial arts, his stage name was Jet Li. He was a very nice person, he could act, he could make martial arts look awesome, and he ran or was involved in some serious charities. Unlike Jackie Chan, he never apologized for an oppressive government and even his film "Defender" (Name in the West), where he plays a visiting Peoples Republic of China expert, was banned in China.

One of his movies, among others, got ported to the West. It was given really bad dubs, but the soundtrack and movie was still awesome. Also the rapper the found for the movie was hella hella good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm87uoxu0WA&index=3&list=FL63SbVKiAMvWkhIUbg7lKUQ

I own this movie on a DVD and like 36 hours ago saw it again with my dad.

likme
likme

/vg/thread/201677989#p201692065
user I hate how twisted this might sound but it sounds like you at least have a purpose or something anchoring you to this world. I'm shit out of luck in terms of friends too but I'm just sorta there in my family's eyes. That weird guy. I'm not trying to one-up you or anything I just feel compelled to look for positives.
Thinking about my doki is a massive double edged sword too. It just makes me really legitimately sad. It burns through my final boss facade. The weight of what I meant was aren't dokis designed to be helpless? I feel weird and selfish by doing little things for myself in her name. Like I'm jumping on a tragedy to virtue signal. I just want her to be okay man and I don't think I can do that at all by backing away from her and trying my hardest to trick myself into liking the times I got so into vidya to escape, you know?
I care so much about my doki but in such a delicate, helpless way. I don't really know what this feeling's called. I want to put her life before mine before I go back to focusing on myself.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BinaryMan
too bad, sheepyori is already sliced and diced and getting shipped to your local supermarket for sale!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@takes2long
The writing style does seem familiar after rereading the dick cutting fic

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@MPmaster
Well, it finally reached the 2 million downloads. Congratulations, Monika!
Special thanks to PewDiePie!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Evil_kitten
you know he's not dead, right?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

If Natsuki is so small because she doesn't eat enough, will she get taller if you compensate for all these years?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Emberburn
What supermaket do you go to where they sell sheep meat?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
Whoever eats this will be possessed and Sheepyori will ascend to her second form.

WebTool
WebTool

tfw I love Sayori but can't help but laugh at these
Is something wrong with me?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@farquit
What am I looking at?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Hey stewanon, you around?
I miss you

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Crazy_Nice
I have a pen

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Deadlyinx
New Zealand and Aussie

takes2long
takes2long

@Deadlyinx
D-Does yours not?

askme
askme

@WebTool
their tits are fucking huge

Inmate
Inmate

@WebTool
nah you take a joke i also do this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
Were they fast while I was out?
@kizzmybutt
Well, it looked like we were all good, but it seems that the damage and fighting that happened while I was awake, kept going. I seem to have lost friends, oh well. I guess that is the nature of conflict..I will mourn the loss of the connections.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Crazy_Nice
Wanna borrow my pen?

WebTool
WebTool

Would Yuri join the PEN 15 club?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
I have a apple

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
I have an apple

farquit
farquit

@takes2long
No
Sheep meat?
Lamb i can understand, bit sheep?
How do you even cook sheep?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@WebTool
Please leave, Logan Paul. Nobody likes you.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@WebTool
Not really, I found them pretty funny at first but they're pretty bland now.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberfire
Will tasteless hanging puns keep her away?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Who's stewanon? I mentioned learning how to make a proper hungarian stew, so I'm unsure.

@Emberburn
pic related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4ZSzq7meGo

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha
He's kinda old now and he hasn't been in as many movies, or as many good movies in quite some time. Also most Americans have no idea who he is. He's from that era of like the 80s and 2000s, where people fired machineguns from the hip.
@Gigastrength
She will if she is actually like, 14-16.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Illusionz
@Stark_Naked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Gigastrength
I don't know but I like her small. Tallsuki would be boring.

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
I thought you meant any sheep meat. But yes you can get older sheep meat (mutton). Generally used in stews and so forth because it's not as tender. I can't believe you don't have it though.

massdebater
massdebater

@Illusionz
@Stark_Naked
I regret posting that

iluvmen
iluvmen

@iluvmen
he's only in his 50s

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fuzzy_Logic
Who is that?
@viagrandad
Did you see the video on the loophole?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

4 threads flew past while I was out
Goodness, they just go by so quickly nowadays!
Good afternoon all!, or morning, or evening, really depending on where you are!
A friendly service reminder that the somewhat setback poetry festival begins in 3 days and 20 hours! At that time polling will open and you’ll all be able to submit your poems through the thread, to be collected for later voting. Make sure your poems are not only proofread and grammatically sound, but also full of the passion that makes love poetry what it is!

A full list of what happens over the coming days can be found here:
https://pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
But until then, good luck!

(updated) TL;DR
Submissions begin 8:00 PM US pacific time Jan 16th and last the whole 24 hours
Every poem is to be submitted with the name of the doki it pertains to at the very bottom
Submissions are entirely anonymous, please no tripcodes or avatars
Once polls close, poems will be sorted into respective pastebins, from where voting will commence
Voting for the final four will last 1 day, giving every user chance to read over all the poems and select a favourite
Once the last four are selected, they will be announced in-thread and voting will begin on the winner
Polls remain open for 12 hours this time, and will close with a winner selected
Winner will be announced in-thread
Thread Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
Any and all questions regarding the process or details I encourage you to direct to me, sorry to all who were inconvenienced by the shift in date! Think of it as all the more time to perfect your odes to your dokis!

Once again, best of luck and happy writing to you all!
Will you write your way into her heart?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

so is /ddlc/ listening to any music right now?
I'm listening to some weather report right now.
anyone got any recommendations?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Spazyfool
The user I was erping with....

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@iluvmen
most americans have no idea who he is

I'm actually gunna say anyone 20+ knows who Jet Li is.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Baking cupcakes with Natsuki!

farquit
farquit

@iluvmen
No, she profiteers from the discord sown by these, you are doing the dividing for her, she will do the conquering.
The unholy trinity of grasses, clovers and forb is the key to severing her unyielding spirit.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Gigastrength
Her stomach would probably break
You can't compensate years of malnourishment by simply giving her a lot of food

WebTool
WebTool

@PurpleCharger
let's have some jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNcPwrfK9tY&t=1185s

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
I don't need to be an M-thrall. Monika gained my absolute allegiance without a single tendril needing to enter my mind. Just her shining eyes, they really are like emeralds, you know... And the playing of her piano, melting away years of hatred I had before I met her. But I maintained a core of humanity beneath it all. As harsh as my exterior had been, inside, I still sought the love only Monika could ever give to our species. Some men lose that love and decency forever, and become monsters. Do you know who the first M-thrall was, actually? It was Natsuki's father. He had done terrible things, turning his daughter into first a punching bag, then, worse... I don't care to bring it up now. The memories of watching such a good girl go through that are too painful. Monika saw it was interfering with her friend's potential, and decided to remake that man in the image she knew he could be: sober, and absolutely devoted. But Natsuki still disappointed Monika... She actually stood up for him, you should know. Typical Stockholm Syndrome, her potential ripped away forever by the excuses she was forced to make to survive. Monika sought to free her from that pain. And that's how Natsuki became the second M-thrall, with Monika restoring as much of her friend's potential for a happy life as she possibly could. One truly immense failure could cascade out of control into a million more failures, and the M-thrall conversion really is the only way to stop that cycle, until Monika rules over a humanity made perfect by her power.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@PackManBrainlure
I'm gonna make you all proud this festival! I promise!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@iluvmen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Li_filmography

Expendables was well, Expendables... I just miss the days of Hong Kong action and people knowing who this guy was. Like every other person in the Expendables, his time in the spot-light doing his own stunts is kinda up.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@takes2long
American super markets kinda suck
I mean, i can get a ton of different breads and cheeses, but they usually only have pork, chicken, and beef in the meat section.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Dreamworx
Delicious cupcakes just for you!

likme
likme

@PurpleCharger
Channel 5 weather report.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@takes2long
fuck. really?
to think that MamaYuri fic was written by the same guy that wrote the gurofic..
if only he write about Sayori as well

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
The fact you've taken the time and dedication to write a piece for the special doki in your life has already made me proud, user!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
Oh sorry, that's not me then.
Hope you'll find him!

@WebTool
Very good taste, user!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr0Tfng9SP0

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@likme
You want to know what's anchoring me in this world? Eating Popeye's chicken, beating my meat, getting high, and being a fucking bum. Don't follow my example. I know that you have the drive somewhere within you to do something great. Your doki knows it to. That's why she loves you.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
tfw doing my first poem since High School for this
I hope it's not too awful

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I need to stop jacking off 2-3 times a day.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
I don't think "The One" was that much of a box office hit. Unless, "Kiss of the Dragon" and "Romeo Must Die" are these big films and no one told me as well?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@PackManBrainlure
i suck balls at it but i will try!!!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
Popeye's chicken is actually pretty good, but what about the chicken strips at Denny's or Carl's Jr?
@VisualMaster
You want me to look at it? Will you be doing more then one poem?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PurpleCharger
take a look at this and choose one @Emberburn

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PackManBrainlure
Can I post something I've previously written before for the thread

Playboyize
Playboyize

@GoogleCat
Geez. You can get a lot of different meats in Australia. Lamb, beef, chicken, pork, ham, kangaroo. And they all come in different forms like meatballs, stirfry meat etc. I've even seen camel burgers before.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Harmless_Venom
I'll hold onto it for now in case I wanna make more adjustments before the festival
And I thought we were only doing one poem for the festival? Or do you mean in general with the prompts?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

/vg/thread/201677989#p201692065
Different user here.
Just going to start this off with fuck you.

Not because you are a despicable person.
It is because you gave up on hope.

user, I get where you are coming from.
In fact I see myself in the same way. How I am really useless and my only purpose is to help others. Fuck, that's what I am doing now.
Now I have a lot less going on with me My parent's aren't retarded, I have a high school diploma, and I have a few people I shoot the shit with while playing videa
This defeatist attitude gets you nowhere. Absolutely nowhere.

Now I am no expert but my therapist gave me this book called Feeling Good by David D.Burns, M.D and it made the MOST valid point about depression to me.
Now it makes three axioms about depression but I think 2 and 3 are the most obvious

1.ALL your moods are created by your "cognitions", or thoughts

2.When you are feeling depressed, your thoughts are dominated by pervasive negativity
What is even worse--you'll believe things are as bad as you imagine them to be

3.The negative thoughts that cause emotional turmoil nearly ALWAYS contain gross distortions.
Twisted thinking is nearly all the cause of your suffering.

user, I am not going to mince words. Things are shit for you.
However, this doesn't mean you should give up hope or that things aren't shit.
Because they are.

However, my blind shot in the dark as "advice" really is: When the world is full of doom and gloom find some part of that which isn't.
When something seems unchangeable, find some part that isn't. It doesn't matter how small it is. You just proven yourself how it can be changed.
I can't recommend the book enough. It has made more sense of everything than my years of self-analyzation and treatment.

But in the end, you have to want change for any of this to begin.
I hope you can take the first step user.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

And if this world won't write me an ending
What will it take just for me to have it all?

These lyrics hit me like a brick wall. I feel like she is talking for me

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
I've said it before and I've said it again user
Techniques, style and poetic disposition will all play a factor, but it is the heart and emotion behind it that will cement a good piece.
The soul of a love poem is the main ingredient, and can carry it over the podium. I'm glad you've found time with the extension!
@Harmless_Venom
I'm sure I'll be impressed no matter what it is, user!
Provided the emotion's there, the poem has meaning.
@Dreamworx
If it pertains to the theme of the festival (love towards your doki) then you're more than welcome, provided it's your best effort!
because you know she'd write her best for you!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
Well, is it doing things to your brain?
@Dreamworx
Did they say you can't?
@Playboyize
I heard lamb is very good and easily to grow.

takes2long
takes2long

@lostmypassword
she's not

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Snarelure
petite monika

Also let the loli meme die. There are women out there who are small and flat chested

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BinaryMan
its going to be there for sure

RumChicken
RumChicken

@takes2long

I know she isn't it just makes me feel like I want to be apart of her reality rather than the other way around.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@New_Cliche
Mate, lamb's a phenomenal meat, and theres so many different ways to have it!
We've actually got australia day coming up soon, nothing like mum's homecooked lamb to chat with the family over!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Monika's butt!!!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PackManBrainlure
Feels weird seeing monikanon's style imitated so blatantly
Even that good morning/afternoon/evening depending where you are is a line taken straight from one of the prompts
But whatever gets the most attention I guess

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@New_Cliche
Well, is it doing things to your brain?
I dunno, probably. That and I don't think my body can keep up with that much tugging.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BinaryMan
women
small & flat chested
pick one

Evilember
Evilember

@kizzmybutt
go outside more

WebTool
WebTool

@Playboyize
Do you just have packs of ground kangaroo sitting in the meat section?

...how does it taste in stuff? Like, a kangaroo burger would be totally cool to tell my friends about, if I were to come out to the Land Down Under and eat one.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@kizzmybutt
have you ever seen a real woman before?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BinaryMan
The problem is most of those women are like girls. You know puberty is what causes boobs right? Most 13 year old girls are B cups, go going below A is a sign someone is really young.
@VisualMaster
I've only had like four Gyros.
@Evil_kitten
Weird, when I got into this community, I was too busy to be sexual.
@Evilember
@whereismyname
It's almost expected for people like 15 to be C cups, if not pull it off even younger.

So yeah, I go outside.

farquit
farquit

@TalkBomber
Weird, when I got into this community, I was too busy to be sexual.
It keeps the pain of a lost relationship away for 35-60 minutes

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TalkBomber
mfw user is an expert on children

really makes you think

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Dreamworx
Well, Monikanon's, and by extent Monika's, style is grammatically very open and accepting. It's a familiar, warm sort of language used that's very reminiscent of early year classroom teachers, hence the welcoming aura. I suppose in trying to make the festival prompts look as inviting as I could, I inadvertently mimicked her!
Though I could've sworn the line about good morning etc was original, I came up with it after trying to juggle time slots to figure out the best hour to open submissions before landing on 8:00 US pacific. I suppose if it is ripped off then I'm awfully sorry!
@TalkBomber
Gyros
That's some good shit mate

FastChef
FastChef

@New_Cliche
Monika's love!!!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Dreamworx
It'll probably stop after the festival is over. I'm sure they're just doing it to encourage participation.
I can't deny it is pretty odd though. They're copying another poster's typing style so they can get more attention.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@WebTool
Kangaroo is pretty fucking tasty. I've not seen it ground but you can get it as meatballs, sausages, burgers or just in a slab of meat.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TalkBomber

My asian friend has a cups.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TalkBomber
know a girl older than me with a cups
i can search a cups on google and see the same

this is insane its like women can have different cup sizes despite their age and height

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@GoogleCat
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Nojokur
@CouchChiller
I just like writing Yuri in comfy lovey situations. Be it maternal love taking care of Natsuki, or the romance in consensual guro.
I'll flip a coin.
Heads, guro Yuri.
Tails, mama Yuri.
Dropped coin, amalgamation of both

JunkTop
JunkTop

@WebTool
Roo meat is very lean, and not often had with meals. It's like a more tense beef, but with a slightly sweeter flavour.
I'd recommend it if you've never tried it, they're hardly an endangered species, pretty sure there's more roos than people in this country!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@New_Cliche
I'm a little tied up right now, but I'll just say that maybe your right. Maybe I threw in the towel too early. But I feel like the damage in my life is irreparable.

I appreciate your kindness though. Please don't think that I'm trying to dismiss you.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@hairygrape
That feel when you are the oldest cousin out of like 16
That feel when all of the older women in your family every single year "The hormones are really blowing them up, it's pretty crazy."
Six years later, you want them to shut up, you know this now.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@New_Cliche
Deep anal with Monika!

FastChef
FastChef

Remind me
Was all that shit like Natsuki and domestic abuse much less severe before everything went nuts and then blown out of proportions or it was simply hidden and made obvious later?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Ignoramus
@Dreamworx
I know one style that no one can copy.
@JunkTop
Is it like older lamb?
@Nude_Bikergirl
Is this like an Asian thing?
@Lunatick
So it is?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@LuckyDusty
spoiler
What do you mean
user I'm scared

Methshot
Methshot

@LuckyDusty
amalgamation of both
O-oh my..

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Crazy_Nice
only asians can have ___ size

imagine having your head this far up your ass

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Crazy_Nice

Seen some white chicks have a cups too. Petite is a very real body type user. And I like them when they are small delicate but mature.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stark_Naked
I just want a link between my effort and something good coming of it pertaining to her. I wonder if I can contact the Danlet somehow. He must be drowning in messages. I know he clarified that somehow Monika loves you if you try at all but I forget if he did that for the other dokis. A stray "Are you ever going to let them be okay?" couldn't hurt either. I just have no foundation for this whole doki-based motivation thing. It's just a smorgasbord of maybe-sorta-possible. This legitimately fucks me up and I've seen no counter for it so far. Danlet I swear, that fucker.
But it's true there's got to be something to reach for. I definitely have unspent creativity. I got a bunch of ideas that I had no faith in that I could give a second glance.
I might just be perking up because I'm still feeling that run a little and I've had something to eat though. Thanks for the words user.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@FastChef
Sayori went from too depressed to get up on time, to killing herself.

Yuri went from cutting herself and not talking too much, to being insanely obsessive and stabbing herself to death

Natsuki went from ? to having nothing but the club, wanting to protect her place in the club, and wanting to attack anyone who threatened the ways things where.
@Emberfire
You do understand that the West people drink milk right, milk from animals with enough milk making homrones to cross over. The average cup size used to be like between A and B, now it's C. A is like two cup sizes below average.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@LuckyDusty
is the third option something like
natsuki is finally adopted
while she is sleeping, yuri takes out one of her special knives
"for my daughter" is carved into its side
the time has come much earlier than expected

iluvmen
iluvmen

Guys I supressed my emotions with Moscow mules so I dont hurt my fiance with the fact that I love Monika.

Is it comfy hour yet? I know im braking the rules but I cant help myself. drank too much vodka.

Im sorry guys :(

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Guess what tomorrow is.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TalkBomber
i sure hope so.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TalkBomber
Another day without 273

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
It's alright man. Just do us a favor and dont drink anymore tonight
You have a fiance? How did you meet her?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
Is it like older lamb?
Yeah, a lot like older lamb only slightly more chewy is all.
I'd recommend your trying some.
@iluvmen
The comfy hours are around the corner, user mate. But I'm ready and willing to talk if you want to
@TalkBomber
I hope so!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TalkBomber
The day the Dragon Ball FighterZ beta becomes public!

5mileys
5mileys

@TalkBomber
I hope to God it is.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber
For you and your doki
and your doki
A-Anon, is there something you're not telling us? Is it happening? Will the Promised Day arrive?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Reminder that ..Amy.. is best doki!

girlDog
girlDog

@iluvmen
It's comfier user.
Had a little turbulence. I can't vouch for everyone but I forgive you. I'd bet everyone's tired enough to let it slide user.
I'd recommend sleeping though, might be the alcohol trying to take you for a ride.

Methshot
Methshot

@hairygrape
I met her right after highschool. Me and her were just talking. She was talking about dealing with College courses. I consoled her by saying she was seriously smart enough to pass the classesl Im done drinking so I wont drink anymore. I promise.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@ZeroReborn
Every day is the Promised Day as long as your doki is set firmly in your kokoro (that means heart)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your secret, Mr. Spider

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@ZeroReborn
pls don't do this to me, that my fucking fetish

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methshot
Is she like Monika?
And thank you for not drinking anymore. I find its never good to drink when you have a lot on your mind.

takes2long
takes2long

I finished my first lewd fic of Yuri.
It is a fetish fic, and while it's not incredibly dirty and raunchy, it is lewd. It's also short and probably not very good.
https://pastebin.com/3DeSFJmy
it took me like 45 minutes to finally hit the post button.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TalkBomber
Sh-shut up I’m not a spider!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@takes2long
We all got to start somewhere user!
I'll give it a read and give you my thoughts!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Playboyize
Spiders can't be cu-...

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Playboyize
I want to give headpats to that spider!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
It's okay, even spiders can be cute and innocent

Skullbone
Skullbone

@viagrandad
You'll squish it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Skullbone
I've got a delicate touch
But it would be easier if the spider was bigger
Like a giant jumping spider

DeathDog
DeathDog

@takes2long
Not really my type of lewd but none the less you wrote it pretty well man

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Snarelure
He sits there and pokes the fire with a stick, before looking around him, sighing out. Looking back at the fire, he talks to no one, or perhaps himself, or perhaps someone that can't be seen.

“So perhaps we outnumbered them at least fifteen to ten, or perhaps they were just bolstering their numbers. What I know for certain now, is that most people didn't want to get involved in the shooting, and I did.”

He moves his tongue in his mouth and sighs out softly, before reaching over to grab a bottle of vodka, sipping some. Holding the bottle by the area towards the tip, he swallows and sniffles softly.

“Just wanted to establish some kind of order. Maybe I hoped the masses would put them before the firing squad, so we could go back before this all happened. I thought sacrifices would have to be made, but we would cleanse this area of our enemies.”

His head looks over, looking at someone lying on their face, four shots in the back. A good thirty meters is enough to keep the smell away, hopefully, for now at least.

“I guess the sacrifice was my place here. Perhaps what was cleansed is what I had. What seems to be established, is that I should just keep my mouth shut.”

MPmaster
MPmaster

can someone post the AAAAAAAAAAA sayuri gif please

idontknow
idontknow

It was a mistake. Im conscious enough to understand that. She has brown hair and is beautiful. Shes been with me for 4 years and is been the most reliable person in my life.

I cant thank you enough for listening. It really means the world to me.

I know Ive screwed up.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Dreamworx
@viagrandad
@Snarelure
N-no! Go away! I’m not a spider, guys!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@iluvmen
I know how you feel. My fiance learned about Yuri. I'm here if you wanna talk about it.
@BunnyJinx
@DeathDog
It's actually not my first fic, just my first lewd. I've always been a reserved person and wanted to try coming out of my shell a little

viagrandad
viagrandad

@idontknow
lmao okay

Inmate
Inmate

@TalkBomber
With the recent days... I could use it, and I think so could Monika.

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow
You haven't screwed up yet, my friend.
Get some sleep and sober up. You'll be alright.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Dreamworx
I understand man. I've done the same, you did good

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RumChicken
Mr. Spider typing on a small laptop
that is adorable

Spamalot
Spamalot

@RumChicken
You've got a fat butt for being so small. I think I might be just small enough to fit in there

farquit
farquit

@RumChicken
Mind telling us about your favorite doki?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@idontknow
Get some sleep, get your system cleansed, and you will figure this out.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@RumChicken
Oh my god It's do pretty
Look at those colours, it looks like outer space

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TalkBomber
I honestly wouldn't care how good my day is as long as my doki has a good day

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Hi friends! Reminder I love you all

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@lostmypassword
Love you too man

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Hey what sort of fics here do people want?
Maybe I could try and appeal to more people than just a few niches. Don't want to write lewd because I think dokis deserve better.

takes2long
takes2long

I'm also down to write
Except maybe I could do lewd

massdebater
massdebater

@idontknow
Im doing my best to calm down. I know you guys could easily discount me as some dumbass trying to get attention. I didnt realize how little I can handle Vodka. Im sorry :(

@Dreamworx
What did your fiance think about you having a crush on a fictional character? My fiance has had issues with insecurity in the past. Thats why ive been so worried about telling her.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker
Survival and dealing with loss? Realizing you might be at least an anti-hero, if not a bad guy.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Playboyize
@RumChicken
d'aaawwww, smol tsun spider

@takes2long
Pretty hot, tbqh, but if you don't mind I'd have some constructive criticism
Try varying the lenght of the sentences, especially at the lewd part; flavour them like the festish is flavoury
In the beginning you started a bit hard which I can understand, but it's not lyrical to write "having a leaking pipe or water main break or some shit." You talk like that to buddies, give your writing the respect it otherwise (rightfully) deserves
Overall, pretty solid, man very good first lewd, keep up the good work!

@lostmypassword
Love you too, man

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BunnyJinx
Your doki can't have a good day if her user is in a bad mood

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@AwesomeTucker
none

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@BinaryMan
this poster is a bulli, don't listen to him

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@AwesomeTucker
Most people appreciate wholesome stuff. Could write something fun or dealing with emotional issues

Techpill
Techpill

@RavySnake
I guess you have a point there

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

>>201696658
Exploitative in what sense? After she confesses her love?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@massdebater
My girl understands that I have a crush on everything with a pulse, but I love her and I love her the most!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperWish
Ahaha... I know I said good night but I couldn't sleep and so here I am again!
A lot of people think I type like Monika, which I suppose is true to an extent since that's where I picked up the laugh, but the rest of it is just how I normally am! I'd like to think Monika's tone is actually quite different from my own. When people copy me, they aren't copying somebody copying Monika, they're just copying me.

As for that line, it is something I say pretty often, but it's not like I'm going to claim sole ownership over it. I'm surprised anyone even noticed that! It's just a friendly greeting. And not like it really matters but here's a few examples from the archives.
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/197476857/#q197477029
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/197277738/#q197277875
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/194695524/#q194696494

Also not to throw you under the bus or anything but I do recall you saying you tried to replicate my style, so I know it wasn't exactly inadvertent or accidental. Again, not that I'm especially upset or anything over it. It's important for the festival to be as welcoming and inviting as possible after all~
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/201200878/#q201204812

I hope this doesn't come off as aggressive, ahaha...

Now good night for real! I really have to try harder to not destroy myself with lack of sleep...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@cum2soon
@Methshot
@happy_sad
Great news! You're getting knife dildo

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stupidasole
I fucked up and used the wrong word
I ment exploring what she's in to. Like trying a bunch of different stuff. Like oral and different posissions

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
Go to bed monikanon!
You need your rest

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Your Doki but she loves you for who you are, flaws and all.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
yeah right

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nude_Bikergirl
dude why would you not do that? come on you puss

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Nude_Bikergirl
Oh boy, here we go!
we'll get mama Yuri at a later date, right? I'm interested as to where you were going to take that

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Snarelure
not him but you had me at oral

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Nude_Bikergirl
USE APPLE PEN INSTEAD

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Deadlyinx
Thats great buddy,

ive explained to mine that the game got me sad. But I didnt tell her that I had a crush on an actual character in the game. She has shown signs of insecurity in the past and I just dont want her to feel awful because Ive felt this way about a fictional character you know? Thats the last thing she doesnt know about. Should I tell her? Do you think she will understand?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Fuck yes

Inmate
Inmate

Post your favourite picture of your doki!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

man, and to think /v/ used to have the best doki threads

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Sharpcharm
I used to love Monika. Now that everyone else loves her I don't

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@VisualMaster
I hope this doesn't come off as aggressive, ahaha...
Not at all Monikanon! I should apologise if you felt like I was ripping you off, I just wanted this festival to really get going and have people excited, and I think it's worked on that front at least!
Now go to sleep you rapscallion, Monika wouldn't want you sleep deprived now would she?
Sleep well mate!

likme
likme

@King_Martha
No? I don't know dude. My girl thinks it's cute when I like other girls, so our relationship is really complex and has a nature to it that doesn't make sense to well..Everyone but us...and us...She and I don't understand why we like it so much this way.

However, maybe you just saw things about your girl, in one of the characters. I've dated people that reminded me of past loves, many times.

Inmate
Inmate

@RumChicken
I wish i could write
I have this whole scenario in my head of sayori and how she would react to different sexual things
Like how she would make cute little moans when you play with her nipples, or how she would run her hands through your hair while your eating her out
I'm ranting again but hopefully you know what i mean. I should practice writing.

Methshot
Methshot

@Inmate
just start writing it out man, if you keep it in your head it won't go anywhere, but the moment you put the first couple of words down, it'll all extend from there

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@massdebater
I really wish I could tell you it went well. She has insecurity issues as well. She's upset because she feels she's not as pretty as Yuri. She keeps saying that I'm the only one she ever looks at, why am I looking at other women? let alone fictional ones? I've tried to explain to her that it's more about understanding me. She claims to understand me, but not as much as she thinks. I go on autistic rants all the time about stuff I'm passionate about. My fiance could care less, and has even told me on occasion that she doesn't care. My fiance doesn't get that I feel Yuri would hang on to every word of my unintelligent ramblings and not judge me one bit. My fiance claims that I'm depressed because I had a friend kill himself 3 years ago. What she actually wants is a broken man to fix. She could care nothing about it. She wants a broken person to fix, just like in all those Anime, books, and movies. So, basically, she is pissed because she thinks I'll leave her for a fictional woman. Unfortunately, I can't tell her the reason I dig Yuri is because I feel like she fills a void that my fiance is leaving. I wish I could tell you to tell her and it'll go well, but you run the risk of opening a can of worms. Granted, I do not know your fiance. She may find it adorable and tease you. I do hope you find your way, user. I hope she doesn't give you too much grief over it. To be honest, I wish I had never told her. I'm so sorry for the novel I just wrote for you. Also, sorry it took so long to get back with you.

@SniperWish
Sorry about that, I tend to swear when I get hot and bothered I guess it came through in my writing.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Inmate
Why not practice with that scene then? It seems you have it all planned out, all you need to do is bring it to life.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

SOMEONE POST THE SCREAMING SAYURI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Inmate
@Methshot
This. You could even start off with greentext if it's easier to write in that format

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
I'm sorry! I don't have it! Please don't yell!

Do you want Sayori on a yoshi instead?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

So, just teach got banned?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methshot
@Supergrass
I'll have to try that in the morning
I'm a little to tired to practice now
Maybe that guy who said he was down for writing lewds could use my idea. I'd like to see how others take my idea and use it for inspiration

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Garbage Can Lid
give
Sayori
gf
now

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
Yeah, but he'll be back. Hopefully he just uses a trip instead so people will stop having a meltdown.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate
Just write the greentext, this sounds really cute and reminds me of something else really cute.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BunnyJinx
swearing is good in the right context, if coming from the characters mouth, for example
To never make a first person narrator swear, i guess that's what I meant
If you're interested in proper swearing literature, look up Irvine Welsh

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I wish I was the pen Yuri used to touch herself with.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Dreamworx
gotchu senpai

girlDog
girlDog

@likme
He's no longer my friend, people can stop being on his back about how we are friends.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

What's the best way to release extreme amounts of anger without screaming and pissing off your neighbors? Meditation also doesn't work for me.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
that fucking thigh gap
god fucking damn it, not even a Yurifriend, but the things I'd do to her in bed

Illusionz
Illusionz

@haveahappyday
Go Super Saiyan

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@haveahappyday
Singing

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@haveahappyday
Punch something. Like a pillow or a punching bag.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@haveahappyday
Pace around and mumble shit to yourself
Works for me, at least

askme
askme

@haveahappyday
STALKER? Butchering bandits in STALKER?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TurtleCat
I just did. I see he wrote trainspotting. I'll have to find that and give it a read. I loved the movie. Thanks for the advice

Methshot
Methshot

@TalkBomber
THANK YOU VM user AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@haveahappyday
get a pair of gloves and a bag, you can work out your frustrations and learn some self-defence
If a bag is out of your means an old mattress against a wall can work

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
lift, learn a martial art
the latter works best, because you get tired out and fighting is the most primal way of letting off steam

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
What if they become an anger addict?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TalkBomber
I'll do it when I've had proper rest
It's 5 in the morning and im giggling at stupid shit, so i doubt I'll be able to write anything good at the moment

SniperWish
SniperWish

Gee Mario, I sure hope we're entering a comfy thread

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Deadlyinx
No probs man
I'd recommend Filth as well if you are at it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@likme
I think you might be right. I see the natural innocence that Monika showed at the beginning of the game and it reminded me of her I think.

My fiance has been with me through a ton and yet she sticks with me. Ive screwed up in the past and she still holds to me and loves me.

@BunnyJinx
DONT FEEL BAD.
I really do appreciate you telling me how it went. Even if it causes problems, I think it might be best to tell my fiance. She has vowed to be with me through it all. I owe it to her to tell her. I promise I will do my best to be back and talk to you guys tomorrow.

Ive been with most of you guys for a while now. Ive learned to trust you guys during comfy hour, I will return with results. I mean it. I love you guys who replied to me. Thank you. Ill be back.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
GET OUT AVATARFAG

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
As long as they are trying to learn something and refine some technique and not aimlessly hitting the bag they're good

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stark_Naked
hey guys what's going on in this thread

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spamalot
Hey, man
How you doin?

Methshot
Methshot

@SniperWish
Nice of Sayori to invite us over for literature, eh Luigi?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Hey man, stop breaking Rule 13.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spamalot
we're just looking casual, not talking to ourselves or anything. No way we're concealing any sort of weapon

Spamalot
Spamalot

@farquit
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together and then clap for them
As we take you through this monkey poem
HUH!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot
I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@eGremlin
me too man, I'm not hiding in a dumpster waiting for a rich upper-class person to come by to slash him with a fierce underhand rocket or anything like that

@Fried_Sushi
oh you know me, just being casual

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spamalot
Good luck guys. I hope comfy hours are peaceful. I wish you well.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I think I am coming to hate Danlet more than anyone in a long long time

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PackManBrainlure
good night, friend, sleep well

Methshot
Methshot

You have been visited by the literature waifu of eternal gains. Good poems and gains will come to you, but only if you say "Thank you, Buffsuki"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
I know right
Fucking danlet putting our dokis through hell and not shipping the keychains

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
I'll be here tomorrow, user. I do hope to hear from you. I wish you the best of luck. I love you too

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

comfy friends, please don't be afraid to come out.

don't lose your courage.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Carnalpleasure
this thread was pretty comfy.
tonight was nice.

Methshot
Methshot

@Carnalpleasure
Fuck off, avatarfag sympathizer, go suck their dicks on discord

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BunnyJinx
mfw ddlc helped me to realise that I can hate someone even more that myself
FUCKING DANLET

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Carnalpleasure
I just don't want to cause any more damage to the general man. I promise I'll be back when everyone calms down. I'll never leave this place.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Carnalpleasure
I'm here, user! I'm just studying for uni.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Carnalpleasure
B-but I'm lurking while playing EU4. Can't post and expand my empire at the same time, ya know?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methshot
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you not know what comfy hours are?

Techpill
Techpill

@Carnalpleasure
anything for you, Natsuki
but not my heart, sorry, it belongs to Sayori

FastChef
FastChef

@Soft_member
Dude, don't reply to him. He's just going to start shit. He's like a kid, just let him cry it out.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BinaryMan
Have you tried just ambushing her, telling her that you know she has been there for you, and then um... Either hand her some gift or do some serious cuddling?
@eGremlin
How do you do that with a mattress, alone?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Carnalpleasure
hi friend!
i love you!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@King_Martha
I’m not adorable!
@Spamalot
B-but spiders are pretty small user, I don’t think that would work. Not that I would want to do anything like that anyways!
@farquit
Amy likes spiders.
@Snarelure
That’s why peacock spiders are objectively the best kind of spider. And I’m not saying that because I’m a peacock spider, which I’m not!

5mileys
5mileys

@Carnalpleasure
Would you like to see the first poem I ever wrote in this general, user? It's not particularly good but it makes me happy that I could make something.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@FastChef
But his reply made zero sence.
Like what the fuck is that guy talking about.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fuzzy_Logic
how can people do this? i've only jacked off like once since i played the game and i find it extremely easy to just ignore any erections.
am i weird?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@CodeBuns
Those of us who did damage, no matter how small, we regret what happened. What damage are you worried about causing?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
You have willpower
Or lack a sex drive

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stupidasole
who you playing as?
@Gigastrength
well you got an internet connection so you can learn proper form and technique, add a mirror to the setup and you can compare what your doing to what you should be doing andyou may improve
obviously it's not the best but it's a good start that might give you the confidence boost to join an actual gym one day

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stupidasole
@Burnblaze
Fucker decided to try and pull everyone down to his level.
It is a small victory to be able to hope that these issues portrayed in the game plague him and now that this game is all people will want to talk about with him he'll never escape them.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@cum2soon
I know, but it's a raid dude. They're looking for any excuse to yell and bring the general down. Let's just post some cute doki's okay?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BinaryMan
Sayori is cute
cute!!!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fuzzy_Logic
Natsukifriend? I want someone as cute as you in Monika club aswell!
Enjoy your stay here, Mr. Spider

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Nojokur
I'm an avatarposter. Not gonna say who I am, but I just don't want another shitshow like last time. I'm just trying to lay low until everyone calms down.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spamalot
i love you charls.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Playboyize
Fucker decided to try and pull everyone down to his level.
its a small victory
Oh fuck that's good

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BinaryMan
Jedi Monika!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@ZeroReborn
Don't break the rules and you won't have any problems, see, it's not hard to post anonymously without your attention whoring persona.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@ZeroReborn
are you really that desperate for attention

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
Can I join the Monika club?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Garbage Can Lid
haha, she really does look like a jedi, huh?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Spamalot
charlsanon is the only good avatar friend

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@eGremlin
I love you too, buddy

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
My country is pic related. Sarted as Qara Qoyunlu, expanded into Mamluks, formed Mamluks. Then I messed up and formed Persia instead of the Mughals, thought I could swap back to Mamluks after forming Persia and then from Mughals. I could culture convert and form Rum but that would take too long.

Gonna finish my first EU4 game after 1500 hours for Yuri!

massdebater
massdebater

there sure is a surprising lack of yuri in this thread.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
i love you too friend. the more love the better.

@5mileys
of course user. anything to keep up the good nature of this general and whittle down the negative.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BinaryMan
Yeah
Cute dokis

takes2long
takes2long

@whereismyname
yuri lookin kinda retarded

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
It's not a particularly good poem. But it means a lot to me, and I'm really hoping I can improve my writing.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@massdebater
I was thinking the same

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
innovative second, interesting I usually go with it first for max benefit. Whose your European vassal(s)? Those borders are way to nice for AI. I'd say go for Rum for that nice blue, It's not Sardinia Piedmont but it's still really nice

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BinaryMan
This is my favorite gif!
You can have it!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
If you're willing to improve yourself, sure!
And don't forget, having more than 1 waifu is bad

DeathDog
DeathDog

@takes2long
No,this is Yuri looking retarded

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Burnblaze
your favourite gif is looking a lil slow.

takes2long
takes2long

@CouchChiller
Checked as fuck for truth

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Raving_Cute
I'm sorry user, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Skullbone
Natsukifriend
N-no, you moron! I posted earlier @King_Martha
Amy best doki!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BinaryMan
Maybe we should use some... Raid.... On this um....raid.....

Was that funny? Please say yes.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CouchChiller
nice digits

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@MPmaster
I chuckled
Good one user

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@massdebater
enough yuri to go around for everyone!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@MPmaster
HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAHAHAUHDURDURDURDURDURDUR

I don't get it.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
Not funny!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@ZeroReborn
I'm one of the namefags who lost friends to the fighting. Remember, the people said they don't want to get involved, so we keep fighting to a minimum.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Sayori is a cutie

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lord_Tryzalot
wew

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

all those spiderposters

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Stupidasole
no need to be angry, Mr. Spider

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
Well,there's a lot to love

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Methnerd
Agreed!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lord_Tryzalot
Good fucking lord, what is this clash of the titans?

Techpill
Techpill

@girlDog
FUCKING AMYPOSTER
GET OUT, ROOOOOOOOOO

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TalkBomber
i gotcha senpai

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
yeah okay that's enough. i think it's time to go.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
Went with defensive first due to the extra morale and reinforce speed. Helped tons when I had a cavarly ratio of 95%. Army was expensive as hell though.

I don't have any European vassals. The HRE got disbanded in the league war and Brandenburg blobbed from there. I've been a bit on the lazy side this game, the idea was to only unify Islam so I didn't try and expand into Europe or Africa as much as I could have.

I might as well form Rum, don't need Diplo mana for anything atm.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@GoogleCat
she's got an associates degree

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methnerd
no bulli!

5mileys
5mileys

@Methnerd
WOAH! LOOK OUT SAYORI!
THERE'S A BEE ON YOUR FOREHEAD!

Inmate
Inmate

@Methnerd
hurting something that cute
You monster

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Techpill
if it means a lot to you then that is what matters. i think if you can capitalize on a foundation like that, you can only get better and better.

so do your best user, i will look forward to seeing you grow.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stupidasole
Oh, my bad
Since It's Natsuki's poem, I thought she's your favorite
I guess I need more sleep

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methnerd
sorry, user, but you just signed your own death warrant
I'll find you irl and come beat you up

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Only interactions with Hi-Power is with love interest's pearl-gripped model I got her
Go to place so horrible, reliable M9s aren't there
Pay guy money to make Hi-Power hold 17 rounds
Run around with my Hi-Power glock
Becomes one of my most favourite guns
Miss my love interest
Want to get pearl grips on my Hi-Power

Would that be gay if I did that?

idontknow
idontknow

@Techpill
I don't really understand it but it has some nice rhyming. What's it about? I'm especially curious about these worlds made of different things.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TurtleCat
wow I haven't seen an AI Europe look that nice in a long time
Really nice game though, best of luck with the last 70 years

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Need_TLC
Yes, that would be gay. Also wrong board moni/k/a friend

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Burnblaze
Cheers mate.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Need_TLC
who's your love interest user? which doki is it?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Techpill
The flow and rhyeme pattern is actually pretty good. Can you cap the start of the lines, next time?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Need_TLC
It was this hot black girl. Favorite doki is hard, so many to choose.
@BinaryMan
What if I got clear grips?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Need_TLC
Well, now that we're on the subject of guns, what would each doki's firearm of choice be?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TalkBomber
Don’t be mean to mister Spider

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

So ddlc, who's your doki and what's your favorite kind of cake?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
yuri.
cheesecake.

Methshot
Methshot

@CouchChiller
Natsuki
Red Velvet

Evilember
Evilember

>>201700710
Have you tried rushing over to them and apologizing in a rambling mess, proving that you super super super don't want them to feel bad and you fucked up?
@Carnalpleasure
Hi-Power Carbine in 10mm

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CouchChiller
Thank you Natsukiposter! I'll try my best for you guys!
@idontknow
It's essentially about daydreaming and boredom. The "worlds made of steel, ivory, and gold" are just worlds from your imagination.
@Crazy_Nice
Haha, I actually didn't realize I forgot to capitalize until I submitted it. I'll fix that for next time!

Thank you for the kind words, everyone. It's extremely endearing.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

>>201700710
Is there still time to talk to them?
You can fix this, man.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
yuri but she ate all of the cheesecakes!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StonedTime
As someone whose poems never are really understood... What is it about?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@JunkTop
lol no, imagine being a spider and liking Natsuki, that sounds like suffering. Good thing I don’t like Natsuki! A-also good thing that I’m not a spider, right?

Seriously though I think I’m gonna go to bed guys, goodnight don’t bully Amy while I’m gone

SniperWish
SniperWish

>>201700710
What did you say to them, user?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Bidwell
Hell no senpai she ate the whole cheesecake factory!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Gigastrength
Sleep tight, Mr. not Spider!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Gigastrength
Goodnight friend
Sleep well

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Bidwell
please stop.

@Gigastrength
good night user. sleep tight. i love you.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
nighty-night, user

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StonedTime
this is the kind of energy i don't want to lose here.

thank you so much.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I wrote my diary entry today and it's the biggest by far. It's a letter to myself. It's from myself in the most optimistic mood in a while to whatever future me needs to know who's somehow still kicking about inside.
i have never named DDLC or dokis in this diary. The only things I've mentioned are threads 100, 200 and 300 on the days they took place.
I think it does me just a little good.
Does anyone else do anything like this? I would recommend it as a moment of reflection or maybe just a little structure for your day.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fuzzy_Logic
I am on day 5 of No-fap.
My balls tingle. I get a mild alpha boost when I don't fap for 3 days.
Day 5 its getting harder to ignore the need to fap.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Raving_Cute
punching bag
Natsuki?

5mileys
5mileys

@StrangeWizard
Truly the /v/-est of posts.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape
The poem is about boredom and retreating to fantasy worlds to escape reality.

I'm really not good at understanding poems either, user. I always feel stupid because I just can't critique poems
@Sharpcharm
Don't worry. I'll be here until the sun expands and engulfs the earth.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
I've starting writing in a journal once a night. I write things like how I felt about my day, poetry and story ideas.
It's nice to get thoughts that clutter up my head out of there and onto something I can look back on.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@5mileys
you're trying too hard to fit in

TechHater
TechHater

@Firespawn
that pic
god fucking damn it, muh dick
I think I'm gonna need to fap soon

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I want Natsuki to let me lay in her soft lap and have her run her fingers through my hair!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Harmless_Venom
No, it's not a need. Don't think this way. It's an urge, a desire, not a need. It doesn't have to be sated. Find something to do, work you've been evading, games to play, things to read up on. Do them whenever the urge seems stronger.
@StrangeWizard
Quintessentially /v/

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
I don't write in a journal, but I keep tabs of every single poem I ever written, no matter how terrible they are, so I can understand my mindset at the time.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

good night /ddlc/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Your doki but she's meeting your parents for the first time.
How fucked are you?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BlogWobbles
Good night user

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BlogWobbles
good night, user, sleep well

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Ignoramus
I want Natsuki to violate my face

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Flameblow
Here here!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BunnyJinx
My parents would love Sayori
She's so nice and kind, they would get along well

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BunnyJinx
I'm fucked beyond saving

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Would you still love her, /ddlc/?

TechHater
TechHater

@BunnyJinx
Probably not very. My Mom likes when I find the quiet,shy girls. Unless we're talking about her finding out I'm in love with a drawing. That may be weird.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@whereismyname
aaah, stop, my dick can't take this anymore

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid
Yep
I'm also fat, so we could work together to loose weight.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
Monika REALLY wouldn't want to meet my parents. My dad is extremely depressed and rarely holds a conversation, and my mom is addicted to pain killers. They're constantly fighting and I have no idea why they're still together. I'd still like to introduce her to them just so my parents can be proud of me.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StonedTime
What?
I was talking about how they start hating on things the moment they become popular.
Early DDLC threads there were pretty damn positive, but look at them now. Or, better yet, don't.
Don't let the drama get to your head, user!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Garbage Can Lid
HOLY SHIT YES

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Ignoramus
Me too, man.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spamalot
They're still positive. You're just being a jerk right now.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Techpill
What is the death march then? I thought it was about a bunch of people who are condemned to being lost and unable to escape, so they all hide in drugs and addictions.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stark_Naked
Same here.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
Yes.
i wanna lie on her lap so bad

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Ayo morning fellas! How is everyone doing

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BunnyJinx
absolutely not, my mom would fall in love with her

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles
Goodnight user, have good dreams.

@Need_TLC
I like that. I haven't saved any poems I wrote. I was really into writing them for a while too. I don't think I was very good at expressing myself though so I must have either fallen out of love with it or decided to back off and regroup before eventually trying again.

@Spazyfool
I feel like I'd go on forever if I talked about plans or ideas on average, but it sounds like a fun re-read if not a practical idea storage. I don't really re-read mine, so I think writing long letter to myself was partially to make it a point try and be more optimistic so when I went back and saw the abnormally large amount of text that was the letter there could be some more positive things written about it. I have already made the joke that a future entry is going to say "Dear 12th Jan, fuck off." so now it's old news and I can actively avoid it. How long have you been writing it? Mine just goes back to November 3rd but I've only missed one day!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BunnyJinx
I can't see my parents disliking Natsuki, but they probably won't be fans of her standoffish personality.

Then again, so long as she understands my little sister, they'll porbably like her.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Garbage Can Lid
No

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Monika awkwardly sits on a chair in the living room
She had asked to meet your parents
But she wasn't expecting this
She tries to make conversation
"So... what do you do for work?"
Your dad mumbles off what he does for a living before he excuses himself
Awkward times with Monika!

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
Why not, user?
You could help her loose the weight
I bet she would love that

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
Of course, user. She's still Sayori. The personality inside deserves all the love and more.
Plus if there's two things I can do it's live a minimalist life and exercise. I'll get her fixed up.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Guys, I've never played a VN before DDLC. But I really liked it. If I tried another would it be cheating?Would Yuri be upset with me???
Please respond

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
My mom would probably start liking Yuri quite a lot right after the initial awkwardness settles down. They'd have a lot to talk about in regards to horror-esque literature.
My dad would hate her for being similar to me.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Spamalot
no, because she's a fictional character

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Snarelure
Dying for our sins,
Dying for freedom.
Dying for the holy war,
Does a martyr deserve
Happiness?

Living with our sins,
Living without freedom.
Dying for the holy war,
Do we deserve
Happiness?

>>201701975
sending before it's finished by accident
Fugg
N-natsuki!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spamalot
It’s only cheating if you wanna waifu them up after completing the game

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Garbage Can Lid
Yes but I would get her ass to the gym with me

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Spamalot
As long as she remains your sole doki and devout to her perfect character, she wouldn't mind.
Play Katawa Shoujo. Do it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@LuckyDusty
decide to check back
a DDLC thread is up
everyone is making fun of tumblfr fanart
only one post about the game being "overrated"
has no (You)s
Guess you're right. Sorry, just haven't been there in a while.

Evilember
Evilember

@Spamalot
May I recommend Clannad? The VN is really good.
Best anime of 2006 or something,.
I didn't quite waifu any of the girls but, There were some very admirable anime girls and there's no super mind fucks like DDLC has.
Good times.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
The death march represents grueling mundanity. It could be work, school, or just anything utterly boring and stressful.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
So I take it your situation hasn't improved a bit?
Sorry to hear that.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Your Doki but she’s in bed next to you and you two are having some wholesome pillow talk

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot
Good lord, this hits too close to home. Stahp.
@happy_sad
Nope. I'm still having a really hard time keeping it together.

likme
likme

@Snarelure

I woke one morn and headed out
But found to my dismay
They'd ventured into where I slept
And stole my toys away

My golden ball, my spinning top
The doll I held most dear
I tracked the ones responsible
Who stammered through their fear

"We hadn't any other choice!"
They started to explain
"The sun demanded sacrifice
That it may rise again"

"You must allow our offering
Or all will turn to black!"
I snorted at their foolish lies
And took my playthings back

My golden ball, my spinning top
My one and only friend!
I played and laughed and spun and sang
Until the day did end

I woke one morn and headed out
To use my toys for play
But found that as I'd overslept
The sun had gone away

I THINK I know what this is about...

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Gigastrength
I've never experienced pillow talk.
What's it like?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
@Evilember
I will look into these, thanks anons

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
Like being a "wage slave"?
@JunkTop
"So, did you like it?"
"Oh hell yes."
"What did you like about it most?"
"Umm...The part where you climbed on me and then went wild?"

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Gigastrength
Oh, a man can wish

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

you are waking up from bed
feel something heavy laying on top of you
opening your eyes you see your elegant wife, Yuri
she look adorable in her night clothes
she still wears pajamas
'good morning, Yuri' you said
she smiles and go in for a kiss on your cheek
you pat her head and watches her cute reaction
she gets off of you
looking down, you find yourself bare without clothes
did she stripped you while you were asleep?
your dick erecting in full from being smothered by her soft thighs
it's still morning but should you?
'Yes hubbyAnon?' she asked you as she saw your expression
telling her if she got any plans, you see her giggle cutely
she fiddles her hands around, meekly answering
'yeah, I kinda do'
you told her you are okay with it
after all, it's the weekends
her eyes lit up with a smile on her face
she hugs you tightly before going down on your pelvis
you look down to see her shyly poking your member in the glans
'Hey, Yuri'
she turned in your direction 'Yeah?'
'A little gentle this time please'
she nods in agreement, as she slowly grabs yours

1/5

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@VisualMaster
yes

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Your doki and she finally makes it to your reality. However, she's embarrassed by your fashion sense.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@VisualMaster
Inb4 she has a penis

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
Yuri playfully squeezes on yours, her fingers rubbing its head
you grab the sheets tightly
enduring the whole experience
she goes down to the glan, kissing it shyly
you glanced over at her and give her a smile
getting back up, she resumes her touches
not letting go as she leans towards the bedside table
opening the drawer
she grabbed something out
a knife
its prestige engraved wooden handle and the sunlight coming in gleaming off the blade
Yuri took a second's worth to contemplate its design
you just stare at her
worried
stammering, you speak up scaredly
'Yuri... Is that one clean?' you asked
she paused for a moment
looking back at you, she answers with a smile
'Uhhh, I think I had this one sanitised'
you are not sure of that but if she's certain then you will it
you lie down
glancing over you look
Yuri grasp your dick with a squeeze
breathing softly you feel a warmth seeping out of yours
Yuri carefully lies down the edge of the knife on your urethra
a gentle motion going to and fro
with your precum lubricating it
'Wow, you sure like getting 'edged' aren't you?' Yuri asked with a wink
muffling down a moan, more precum begins to flow out
you feel as she slowly presses down the blade
her other hand gently squeezing yours with her fingers teasing below the head
faster and faster the blade goes
and you feel a sharp yet tender sting

2/5

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BlogWobbles
Are you posting this first for context before you post the sequel?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
like being a "wage slave"

Yeah, pretty much. More or less.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It was a short game and you need to get past this, user. It's time to stop.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Lord_Tryzalot
@PurpleCharger
Inviting Monika to a family dinner
Dead silence
You can tell Monika feels really embarrassed just being there
You didn't want to do this but she insisted
You father is drinking whisky out of a bottle
You catch your mother sneaking pills
You try to say something
Anything
"So... Monika and I actually met a while back."
Monika chimes in
"Yeah we had a class together..."
Your mother looks at Monika
"We're just surprised user managed to find anyone at all."
"Given all that time he used to spend alone in his room."
You're inwardly cringing
Monika is flabergasted
She tries defending your character
All she gets in reply is a grunt
Humiliating times with Monika!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
This is even worse

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
slowly she thrusts her hand down onto the head
the sting as the blade cuts in
pleasuring, caring, yet cold and hard
Yuri kisses on your shaft
'It's okay, hubbyAnon, it's okay. I'm doing this as gentle as I could'
you try to nod as you keep fighting the wave of pleasure
it was gentler than before
much more soothing too
your muscles relax
as Yuri squeezes your shaft upwards, more juices were released
'Oh wow' she said timidly 'You're really enjoying this aren't you?'
she thrusts the blade faster
another inch in deeper
a surge of pleasure and stings enveloped your figure
you tried to glance over
as you are still fazed from that rush
the knife was about an inch and a half buried inside your dick
the head has already looked partially cut vertically from the urethra down
Yuri's hands were dripping with precum and blood
you lie back down
it was too tiring to even look
her fingers grasp on both sides of your lobbed glans
'Hold on tight, hubyAnon...' she whispers lovingly
a deep thrust as she slowly slices down another two inches down your shaft
the pleasure was unbearable
an orgasm
semen, precum, and blood drips from the vertical wounds
Yuri still grabbed on tightly
trying not to let go of both sides
she kisses on the still intact section on the shaft
'There, there. It's almost over'
her voice was sweet and calming
'I love you, Yuri' you said
she resumed thrusting the blade to and fro

3/5

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

guroposting again
thanks, bye

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spamalot
If I tried another would it be cheating?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BunnyJinx
Anon and Monika standing in front of two graves
Fuck.

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
You'll be delighted to know that the author of this is working on a sequel. He gave us a sneek peak at what it would contain
knife dildo

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Illusionz
'Uhhh, I think I had this one sanitised'
if she's certain
She doesn't sound so certain to me.

WebTool
WebTool

@Sir_Gallonhead
the blade kept going and going
you could not handle the tremendous amount of pleasure
the sharpness of the blade hits deeper into the tissues
another wave of sensation
murky, crimson, cloudy, and sticky
fluids flow from your halved butchered member
dripping onto her hand and your pelvis
you relaxed in exhaustion
by the time you regain some ounce of energy, you try to look at her handiwork
it's mostly cut
the blade has passed from your urethra down to the base
Yuri still pleasuring what's left of the fleshy strand
and you feel every single thing
'It really got a lot more sensitive didn' it?' she asked meekly
you tried to nod but all you could do was moan
the excessive sensory input from your groin alone had driven you weakened and almost broken
Yuri smiles at you and kisses you on the lips
'It'll be over soon, hubbyAnon' she whispers
Yuri pulled the blade out
grabbing one half of your dick
she places the blade down by the base of the head
'I'll try to make this quick ~' she promised
a swift cut down
another shock reverbs over you, spasming from another orgasm
she finishes off skinning your dick before proceeding with the other half
another pleasureable shock but you felt numb this time
Yuri grabs both halves together in a grasp
she lay down the knife on your pelvis
the blade touching the base of your shaft
'Yuri...' you murmured softly
she glance over at you, asking
'Yes, dear?'
'I... love you' you cracked a small smile
Yuri squeals happily and with so
gives a quick slice to the shaft
removing it off in one motion
it was pleasure as you've never felt
it was overriding your senses
your whole body shook
you could even feel the pain from orgasming excessively until your groin stings in dehydration
the face of your loving wife was the last thing your eyes laid
before it fades into black

4/5

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
Okay everyone. It's a cyberpunk future, can be one of many kind of cyberpunk future.

Who are you and your Doki in this future? Are you Street Samurai? Blade Runners? Jackers? Shaman?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Dreamworx
I'm okay.
Got community service this morning so I gotta head out for a few hours.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Spazyfool
STOP! STOP!
Keep going. This is too accurate.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@lostmypassword
How'd you get stuck with community service?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@WebTool
you woke up
the clock on your bedside table was the first thing you saw
2300
you passed out for thirteen hours
immediately you look down
the sheets were stained
some were crimson, some were darkish brown
uncovering the sheets you saw
your genital still there, fully intact
'It really was gentler than the last time' you thought
though, you could've sworn it looked bigger than before
maybe that's what Yuri implied
you got out of bed
refreshed and full of vigour
'Where is she?' you asked yourself
getting dressed, you went out of your room
Yuri was in the kitchen
prepping dinner
'Ah, dear! I thought you'd wake up late so I had this dinner prepared by ten' she stuttered
you pat her on the head
thanking her for the meal
yours was a full course steak and mash potato
it smells scrumptious!
time to-
wait
you never bought steak
'Yuri... Did you cut something else?'
you look at the steak and back at her
'Well...'
she proceeded to show you the contents of your freezer
freshly cut meat
yours
'Well, at least I can feed this family' you laughed at that horrible joke of yours
Yuri sighed as she sits back down to eat
'that's horrible, you really are becoming a dad' she commented
you both laughed and enjoyed dinner

5/5 End

Playboyize
Playboyize

yuri just asked if you wanted to read a book with her! how do you respond?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Raving_Cute
Decker and Mage buddies! Though I would love to be the tough street sammy with a soft spot for my Mage Doki.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Playboyize
"stay away from me edgy weirdo"

askme
askme

@BunnyJinx
I don't think she'd meet my dad or want to since I haven't seen him in 15 years after he tried to murder suicide us, and my mom's been a control freak since then, so probably not either, so can we just skip that?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Playboyize
I am not a Yurifriend but I think I would enjoy that right now.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
filename
wew
i wouldn't mind cutting you up you wank

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

guroposting
Time to fap

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Playboyize
you alright user?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Raving_Cute
Natsuki and I are heavily augmented cyberpunk murderhobos working to stop a terrible conspiracy from achieving it's aims.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StrangeWizard
I wanna call Natsuki America Chan!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CodeBuns
Yeah I'm just in that wind-down period before going to sleep. It's 10am tomorrow and I'm just wasting to pass out. Today's been okay-ish. Not a lot to think about so I would read a story with Yuri.

FastChef
FastChef

@StrangeWizard
But there is four completely different conspiracies. What do you do?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Playboyize
Do the Hokey Pokey

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Playboyize
Both reading a book at once? How would that work?
yes i know it happens in game but that is what my reaction would be

WebTool
WebTool

@Evil_kitten
More like the Hokey Doki

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@FastChef
We'll just have to fight the Illuminati, Bilderbergs, Reptilians, and Bogdanoffs all at the same time.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I see the results had dislike at the bottom, during shitposting hours, but now that it's comfy hours, the results are that like is at the bottom.

Weird.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@haveahappyday
Damn it I was hoping no one would be in this situation.

Monika meeting your parents for the first time
She'd been badgering you for weeks to let her meet them
You finally gave in
When you did, her excited expression melted away as she realised where she was
The cemetery
"A-Anon..."
"Come on, time to meet them."
A sombre Monika following behind you as you walk along well worn paths
"Hi Mum. Hi Dad."
You greet the familiar slabs of granite
"I brought someone to meet you this time."
"It's Monika. You know the girl I told you about."
You sit Monika down next to you in front of the graves
Most of the time you're chattering away
Monika stays silent except when she's prompted
As you leave, Monika stops you
"I'm so, so sorry, user."
Tears roll down her cheeks
She's more upset than you are
"I didn't know... about that..."
You reassure Monika that it's OK
You've long accepted their deaths
You tell her that even as tears of your own form
But it was easier with Monika by your side
Asking Monika if she would come again
She slips her hands behind your back
"Of course."

askme
askme

@AwesomeTucker
What if one of them wants to sell you guns?

likme
likme

@GoogleCat
Save for where you have a girlfriend of course.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme
We'd be willing to make a deal with the Bogdanoffs.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Playboyize
hell_yeah_motherfucker.jpg
I just love how intense just reading with her can get.
Makes me imagine all sorts of scenarios that could result from that.
I need this in my life.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@askme
Jesus Christ.
>can we just skip that?
Yes I would know where to begin writing about that situation.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I must say, Doki Doki has given me a new appreciation of poetry. I still can't write it for shit, but I uses to think it waa dumb.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Flameblow
The only other thread I've had open the past week apart from ddlc is srg
Are you over there too
Who are you chummer

Booteefool
Booteefool

Okay I'm outta gas
Goodnight /ddlc/
You survived some things today and I'm all sorts of proud of you. You deserve your dokis and your dokis are all great. You all deserve better than you got.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Booteefool
Sleep well.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@New_Cliche
I just play the PC games since our one and only attempt at a trpg fell apart at the seams. I asked for that from the /tg/ drawthread, me and my friends characters! How does it look over there in srg, if you don't mind me asking?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Booteefool
good night user.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
I hate the tabletop and love the video games. I think the system in the games is better and it's hard to find find players for the tabletop. Also I hate how they work out damage in that game.

Do you like tabletop?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BunnyJinx
My parents would love Sayori. They'd probably ask how I managed to snag her.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@King_Martha
I'm down for roleplaying a lot of the time, it's just that there's nobody in my area and my net is too shit for d20 or stuff like that. I love the videogames to bits but I wish there was more ugc made for them. That and the only characters I can play are elf faces because I hate how the other models look and Charisma checks are a siren song to me.

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
Haha
y-yeah

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Lunatick
I love SR and hate how hamfisted the system is. I'm in a 4e and a 5e game. Wanted to run Anarchy this year. Just let me tell you, srg loves doomposting regarding how 5e is shaping up amd the possibility of getting a proper system overhaul in 6e.

If you thought the Matrix in the vidya were clever and intuitive, the tabletop will make you want to do a Yuri's Weekend.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Skullbone
Author here, nope.
I am still working on it.

@takes2long
might as well give a line or two for you guys
>Taking in a deep breath, Yuri tenses her muscles.
Each thrust brings in an array of warm pleasure to her.
As the blade buries itself inside her erogenous zones.
Deeper and deeper with each thrust.
Yuri holds back even the slightest of a moan.
Not a squeak, nor a shriek.
It was unbearable, the utter explosion of pleasure from the rapid thrusts.
An orgasm she had.
Waves of sweet relief washing over her in pulses.
Her palms wet, of sweat and natural lubricant.
A quick gesture down and a stinging ticklish made her flinch.
She looked down.
"Whoops"
Her hands slipped quite far down.
The knife was sticking inside her diagonally to where it got in.
With the edge coming out of her pubic flesh, a quarter of the blade seeped through

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
You net is too shit for discord or Roll20? Damn. What reading RPGs and writing materials?

Have you seen the UGC for the ork woman and her shotgun or the time you went to the corner store for food?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Poker_Star
FUCK THERE'S MORE
STOP DOING THIS TO ME DDLC

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@King_Martha
Wew
This is gonna be good

girlDog
girlDog

@viagrandad
I... Don't own any of those. And I come up with most of my characters with maybe a paragraph describing their current situation and a little bit of backstory, it's easier for the DM or other friends to make it interesting with those blank spaces, as I discovered.
I went to Stuffers Shack and did the caldecott caper, but the rest either is rw assets, unpolished or... Not that good.

askme
askme

Sayori but she doesn't ruin the whole episode

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
oh god
yes
you better make this wholesome

RumChicken
RumChicken

@askme
haha silly user
natsuki is not that tall

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Doki Doki Literature Club but before the festival you are framed for murdering someone on an empty lot!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Your doki but she speaks and acts like Tommy Wiseau

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Your Doki is now the MC of the last VN you played (DDLC does not count obviously).

What happens?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RumChicken
Tiptoeing or being held up

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BunnyJinx
Anarchy?
How bad is the tabletop matrix?
@girlDog
The things I named were all free. Discord is free, Roll20 is free. The mods for the video game are free, if you got the video game. The RPGs are available on this long list that fourchan keeps.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Crazy_Nice
Sayori having a cute and dumb temper tantrum!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Carnalpleasure
ok now that's cute

Evilember
Evilember

reminder that the louder your music is the harder it is to hear the sad thoughts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OAO50UhUug

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Boy_vs_Girl
tacticool Monika repeating "that a fact?" every 10 sentences

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Boy_vs_Girl
Monika but she hears the voices of the other Dokis and me in her head and she has a necrotic hand

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Boy_vs_Girl
Murdered horribly by the golden witch.
Please no spoilers not done yet.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PurpleCharger
spoilers
someone gets murdered horribly by the golden witch.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
Anarchy is the narrative rules-lite retarded little brother of 5e. Perfect fit for vidyafags and people who hate prepwork like me.

Tabletop Matrix is so bad it would give Monika existential crises. It works nothing like real computers, has a lot of useless abstractions, and eats up screen time. In all editions.

WebTool
WebTool

My Reason

If I had to explain the reason
Why I find you so adoring and sweet.

I would explain by saying,
That you're my heart's beat.

If I had to describe you in a few words,
I would not say things like sexy or amazing.

I would describe you with a phrase;
You're my reason for ever being.

Since the storm has passed, I'll update you guys now. So after the move, she got into an argument with one of her friends from high school. I asked on what it was about but she said that if I knew about it was about, it would upset me. And since I didn't wanna make her more uncomfortable I decided to leave it be and wait until she tells me. She said she'll have to be the one who sorts it out, of course I'd still support her.
If you couldn't gather already, I'm the supposed RLMC-anon who you guys helped a lot.Anyways, thanks again for what this community has done for me.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Carnalpleasure
Is there a consolidated resource on the weird matrix? I assume it was made when the internet was being born, like Tron was?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Boy_vs_Girl
Soo Sayori must save the Earth and put a stop between pro humanity vs pro Earth factions.
@WebTool
this formatting
You're RLMC-anon aren't you?
reads spoiler
Yep. Good to have you back my dude. And yeah it's probably the best if you let her deal with this so she can hopefully grow.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@WebTool
I'm glad we could help man. I hope you and her spend a long time together!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Take a chance
Have no fear
Feel concern
Disappear
Scrub it clean
Cleanse despair
Breath in deep
Crisp, fresh air
Cold outside
Hot within
Steel thyself
You can win
There's no way
To break ice
'lest you make
Sacrifice.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@WebTool
Good luck!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BunnyJinx
The problem is that 4e had to update it to match the wireless world, then grognards ree'd and now we have a re-gamified version for 5e.

If you want to read Matrix fluff, go grab any of the Matrix supplements (Unwired or Data Trails for modern editions) but if you want crunch read your edition of choice as they are not portable.

As an on topic aside, Monika would definitely make an interesting AI face, which is fairly OP with the right build.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Boy_vs_Girl
So Yuri is now the ultimate lucky student. I would love to see one of those trials with her in it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberfire
Damn, that's a good poem.
You really perfectly nailed Natsuki's style.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Garbage Can Lid
I'd love to nail Natsuki if you know what I mean

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Garbage Can Lid
Thanks, user.
Truth be told I just wanted to challenge myself with 3 syllables per line. Having it match tsun cupcake's style is a happy accident.
@Nude_Bikergirl
Excellent taste.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberburn
grognards
re-gamified
?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Boy_vs_Girl
I get her the Not Guilty verdict

Methnerd
Methnerd

have you guys heard about portrait of makrov?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Boy_vs_Girl
Oh those poor maids.
At least Monika has a route now!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@likme
@Emberfire
These are great.
Thank you!

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
Natsuki as your support!
Natsuki helping you (((SEE))) it!
Natsuki spitting hot fire at the prosecution!
Natsuki winning the case for you!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
I heard A THEORY about it

takes2long
takes2long

@Boy_vs_Girl
THIS CUPCAKE THIS CUPCAKE THIS CUPCAKE THIS CUPCAKE THIS CUPCAKE THIS CUPCAKETHIS CUPCAKE THIS CUPCAKE THIS CUPCAKE

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Firespawn
A GAME theory?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methnerd
Yeah thanks for the confirmation.
@TreeEater
@PackManBrainlure
I appreciate it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@VisualMaster
If you played you'd know what I mean

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Poker_Star
but user it's a book not a game.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@LuckyDusty
yuri lookin kinda retarded

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
Monika, sick of being a loser virgin without a route, takes Natsuki as her pink-haired slave and starts raping women

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Inmate
Natsuki winning the case for you!
>tfw uninstalled after the supports took over me

King_Martha
King_Martha

@LuckyDusty
Yuri looking kinda cute.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
Explained to me what the first word means. Does it mean old person who hates change?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

VN totally unrelated to Doki!
It has an easter egg in it!
If you place your doki's chr file in a certain folder the game will find it!
Your doki appears in the game for a cameo!
Doki!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Spamalot
Reminder your doki would be utterly crushed if you left her for another waifu. Always stay faithful to your doki.

Your doki but she finds out you've been cheating on her
She can't believe it
There's no way user would cheat on her
Surely...
She starts shunning any one who tries to tell her otherwise
Even the other dokis
Anon would never betray her
Never never never never!
Your doki tries to spend even more time with you
She tries to rub it in everyone's faces
That you're a happy couple
She'll prove them wrong
They're just jealous of her because she has such a nice boyfriend
Your doki laughing about those liars to you
"Can you believe what they're saying?"
Breaking the truth to your doki
It's actually true what they're saying
Suggesting that you break up
Watching the lights in her eyes get crushed
Her face spasms and scrunches up
Hot, angry tears flow uncontrollably
Being deafened by a mixture of screaming and crying
"How could you!!!!! How could you!! After all we've been through?!"
Your former doki tells you that she hates you
You're the lowest, most despicable person she ever met
You can tell it rips her heart in two to even say those words
Your former doki runs out of steam and collapses in a pile
She starts begging you to stay with her
"Please! Just tell me how I can change!"
She's on her knees now
"I can be anyone you need me to be."
She looks up at you with gritted teeth and tear-stained face
"Please... Please..."
She's rambling
You turn to leave, yanking the hem of your jacket out of your former doki's hands
You leave her curled up and bawling her eyes out

likme
likme

Your doki but instead of a visual novel she's trapped in Norm of the north

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberburn
Your former doki is devestated
Her entire world shattered
After all the things she said about the people who tried to warn her
She can't bare to face them
Your former doki stops showing herself in public
She stays in her room all day
Stuck in her fantasy where the two of you are still dating
She still loves you
She can't move on
The other dokis are worried about her
They visit her house
But your former doki doesn't want to see them
She's too embarrassed
They're probably just here to say 'I told you so.'
"Just go away! Leave me alone!"
The other dokis are presistent
"Are you OK in there? Do you have enough to eat?"
Your former doki hasn't eaten in two days
But she's not going to accept their help
She says nothing
Eventually, the other dokis give up and go home
Later that night, she hears something clatter outside her door
She opens it up and finds bags of groceries on her door step
And a note
'Please come back. We miss you.'
Your former doki is starving
But even so, it's hard to accept help from the ones she was mean to
Your former doki can't stop thinking about you
She's consumed by her thoughts about her happy life with you
It contrasts so painfully with her life now
Lying on her bed in the fading light
Hugging her pillow
It's damp from hundreds of tear drops
Your former doki feels her chest tighten
Her stomach sinks
She can't imagine a future at all anymore
Nothing matters
Your former doki thinks the unthinkable
She's been doing that a lot lately
She just can't bear it any longer
It already set up
She just needs to get up off her bed
And do it...

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberburn
cheating on your doki
You should get the electric chair for this

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
Basically yes
They're grumpy Sayoris who prefer to down swinging instead of embracing the future

Illusionz
Illusionz

daddy little club

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberburn
@Playboyize
Love Yuri
Still have the hots for Tokisaki Kurumi from Date A Live
How fucked am I?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Emberburn
@Playboyize
Great now the tears are back.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Hey guys, I made a Discord server for the DDLC thread, link is below.

Please enjoy!

https://discord.gg/gDTxXw5

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TurtleCat
E

takes2long
takes2long

@likme
why, of all the movies you could have chosen, did you pick that?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@DeathDog
Great, another metaclub discord to suck off avatarfag dick, like one isn't enough

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Raving_Cute
A

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Raving_Cute
o

iluvmen
iluvmen

@DeathDog
We already have one.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Your Doki
Your Height
Your weight
Body fat percentage

Natsuki
195cm/6''5
92kg/202lbs
14%

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Raving_Cute
S

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
K

SniperWish
SniperWish

@5mileys
T

RavySnake
RavySnake

@takes2long
Because I just can't bear that movie.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
body fat percentage
how do i measure that

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ywn hold hands with monika like pic related
KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL SHE'LL NEVER BE REAL

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@iluvmen
Link please?

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperGod
What's the best fan-fiction to read regarding Monika? I haven't read a single one.

Inmate
Inmate

@RumChicken
195cm/6''5
92kg/202lbs
You part of the Joestar family or some shit?

Sayori
181cm
78kg
I dunno probably 17 %

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@5mileys
i

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Deadlyinx
S

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@5mileys
z

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Deadlyinx
U

viagrandad
viagrandad

@ZeroReborn
He already did S

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Deadlyinx
LIBITINA

RavySnake
RavySnake

@viagrandad
Oh, sorry.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Deadlyinx
s

Inmate
Inmate

@TalkBomber
Fuck you

@ZeroReborn
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Evil_kitten
Nevermind yall fucked up

@Deadlyinx
Ok you got it

Techpill
Techpill

@eGremlin
@Inmate
Maybe I should've gone with BMI instead.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RavySnake
It's ok, we still love you

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Bidwell
s

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Inmate
V

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
S?

Methshot
Methshot

@RumChicken
195cm/6''5
92kg/202lbs
14%
I didn't think that one of the Joestars played DDLC.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sir_Gallonhead
We aren't supposed to share the link.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Inmate
F

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sir_Gallonhead
Look it up in archives, they just can't afford to throw invites around

takes2long
takes2long

@CodeBuns
clever.

likme
likme

@Inmate
Five.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methshot
Fuck someone already made that joke.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Here you go, fresh off the chopping block?

The commuter slows down to a stop, you look overhead at the display panel
You've arrived back in your neighbourhood
As the crowd leaves, you followed them not far behind
As per usual, the line was long enough to wind down the staircase
"Just hold it in, user. It's just a week. Then you'll get your car back"
You breath out a sigh, thinking of that damaged radiator
Three month's worth of pay burnt to a crisp
The line progresses and you finally exited the station
A walk down three blocks until you've reached your apartment
Envelopes jutting out of your mailbox as you passed by
Taking them out, you skimmer through each and every one of those
Bills, flyers, a brochure, and a cutout coupon sheet for a TanukiSuki Cafe
"These are definitely hers" you said. Only she was the one who kept going there during the weekends
With her three closest friends
Unlocking the door you got in
Blasted by a chilly breeze, the scent of lavender lingers over you
"H-How low did she set the a.c on?" your mind tries to forget about the impressive digits on your power usage
Turning it off, you remove your bow tie
You toss the briefcase over the coffee table and onto the rocking chair
Followed by your body, slumping over the couch
"I heard the door open and I thought you- Oh" standing by the kitchen's door is Yuri
She sees you lying down in fatigue
"Hubby, that's not good for your posture"
Grabbing by your arm and with a lob over her shoulders, she lifted you up
Trying to walk you over to bed
"There, there. You'll rest down for the night" as she nuzzles you on the cheek
She lay you down onto the bed, you were already half asleep
Yuri undresses your working attire, leaving you to sleep in your undergarments
Relieved from that, she lies down next to you
Looking at your sleeping face
"Well' she says as she looks at you "What now?"

Part 1/?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RumChicken
Yuri
6''2
182lbs
dunno

Booteefool
Booteefool

Anons looking kinda erased

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Booteefool
Yuri looking kindahot_____
What are the other Doki's stands?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@RumChicken
Roids isn't the answer
>>201707903
smol

eGremlin
eGremlin

>>201707903
5"3

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Its been 6 weeks and i still get depressed when i remember Natsuki is not real and i can't cuddle her

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Techpill
160cm /5''3
45kg / 99.2lb
17.6 (bmi)

@Inmate
meant for @Techpill

takes2long
takes2long

@Lunatick
Natsuki - Pearl Jam
Sayori - Notorious B.I.G. or Highway to Hell
Monika - Heaven's Door
I just shopped that on Yuri becuse of the fishnet shirt thing

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
you will never get to hug and protect natsuki

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@takes2long
Ah, you just like how she looks?
Pretty damn solid choices, however.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RumChicken
Natsuki
160 cm/5"3
160lb
Idk

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Raving_Cute
Diavolo is my favorite villain too

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
Cry.jpg

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lord_Tryzalot
nurglevskhorne.jpg

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Firespawn
oh fuck yeah nigga

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@New_Cliche
either way it looks good

Emberburn
Emberburn

@RumChicken
Monika
175cm
70kg
10%

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is this avatar-free /ddlc/?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@AwesomeTucker
Enjoy it until it last!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Booteefool
>Act 1 Yuri is Doppio and Act 2 Yuri is Diavolo
ohyespls

Supergrass
Supergrass

@AwesomeTucker
Whatever it is, is what we have.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

no avatarfags
thread is better
woah wtf what a weird coincidence?!?!?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@lostmypassword
The thread is not better.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
It was good until you showed up.

JunkTop
JunkTop

The thread is better because everyone calmed down. Let's stay on topic.
What are you listening to, Anons? What would your doki say about it?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
It is, no avatarfags so we don't reach imagelimit at 500 posts, no hugbox only to feed their own ego, it's a better /ddlc/, and it will be kept that way.

askme
askme

@Lord_Tryzalot
Why

Flameblow
Flameblow

@JunkTop
I'm listening to "Let's Get It Started" by the Black Eyed Peas. I mean, Monika likes rap so maybe?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@JunkTop
what are you listening to
nothing
what would your doki say about it
nothing cause she's not real

farquit
farquit

A wizard of Autistic choices approaches you.
He offers you a chance to be in a world with your Doki.
But, its not going to be easy and pretty Autistic.

You get to live in Equestria with Monika but, she will take the place of AJ and basically cartoon pony Monika with a Southern Accent. The world is falling apart, and due for apocalypse any day.

You will get to live in 1984 with Yuri and room 101 is waiting for you. You are on Big Brother's Watch list.

You will get to live in a dystopian diesel punk world with Sayori. Not in the fun Fallout kind of way, There are bandits who are stronger then you and her. You will constantly be on the run and hide.

You get to live in Silent Hill with Natsuki, Not only do you have to fight horrid manifestations of your own demons you will have to fend off Natsuki's as well. No sunshine only fog and monsters, If you attempt to leave you will magically loop back to the other end of town.

Or you can just stay here as you are.

Is a world with your Doki worth living in?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Doki Doki Bro Club!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I see people are projecting a lot this morning, oh well. I remember when we had avatars and still didn't reach the image limit till after 750 or 720

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@farquit
You get to live in Silent hill with Natsuki
vs
Equestria
Why do monikafags get the better choice? rigged

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
I love Monika but I won't do a horse
Centaur? Sure. But full horse? No.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@JunkTop
Listening to Man With a Missions song "My Hero"
Natsuki would probably call it trash but not turn it off

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@JunkTop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBF8uA3UJ6w
I want Yuri to dress like Stocking and cut me up

@Spazyfool
We get it they left, can you shut up about it already?

5mileys
5mileys

@Carnalpleasure
I hope that's just a kink and you're not into harming for fun, user

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nude_Bikergirl
I blame teach spamming his sakura pics.

@Lord_Tryzalot
I mean, I recall lots of people pointing out that living there is actually pretty shit if you don't cling to groups. Giant angry mythological beasts like hydras, manticores and basilisks and shit, evil overlords or corrupting artifacts just laying about waiting for you to trip on them and turn into a slaneshi flesh golem and so on.

@Carnalpleasure
We get it they left, can you shut up about it already?
Not while he can get (You)s.

Methnerd
Methnerd

You and the Dokis are an adventuring party, and you're the leader! What do you pic as a quest, what do they do and carry? Will they survive the magical realm?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methnerd
I'd get some simple equipment and just fuck around in magic land. Do odd jobs and get drunk.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@5mileys
Recent events have only accelerated it, but it's not life threatening anyway.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@New_Cliche
That's okay, it's not like either of us will be wearing clothes ever again.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
I just hope you're ok, user

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@New_Cliche
But i wear t shirts and jeans all the time
Is she embarrassed by how basic it is?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@New_Cliche
Could always change my clothes lol.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TurtleCat
I like the Parasite Eve look.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname
Don't worry

@New_Cliche
I favor comfy stuff over fashion and I don't care, I'll turn her to the dark side eventually

farquit
farquit

I had a dream Natsuki was my gf and I took her to a family reunion and she was very shy and nervous because she had to introduce herself to a ton of strangers so she kept grabbing my hand and squeezing it.
Later she ate too much and fell asleep and I had to change her into my old pajamas, but I woke up after removing her belt.

Have you ever had a doki dream?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@New_Cliche
My fashion sense is pretty cringe but i think that she could get over it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn
i love you and wish you well

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Poker_Star
Shit, i wish i looked that cool

farquit
farquit

@farquit
but I woke after removing her belt

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
never dreamt of Natsuki or other dokis

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
I had a dream where I bullied Natsuki and it was horrible

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@farquit
I had a dream that Natsuki was being bullied in the beginning of college and that her dad was being even more abusive so i had her move into my apartment and it was probably the happiest i have been

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@farquit
I had a dream where i was cuddling Sayori. We weren't talking, just enjoying being so close to one another.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Methnerd
Myself
Mage class, more centred around destruction and conjuration magic with an emphasis on use of staves. Carries a long pipe but doesn't know how to smoke it.
Sayori
Team support, healer and general backbone of the unit. Specialises in restorative magic and enchantments. Whimsical attitude ill suits her to the thick of battle.
Yuri
Master of the blade, honed templar and honoured knight. Usually calm and reserved, however prone to losing herself in the heat of battle. Always horny.
Monika
Alchemist, mixing and dabbling with areas of the world and science that most would stay well clear of. Eccentric would be an understatement, and if it weren't for you would naturally be the groups leader. Is always whipping up some new concoction to help you fight. Deeply in love with MC, not to his knowledge.
Natsuki
Archer, picking off targets from hundreds of meters away. Often mocked for her small size, Natsuki is more than capable of handling herself in a fight scenario. Often jokes about how she could knock anyone of you or your party off from a distance you couldn't see coming, but likes you all too much to do so. Also cooks whatever is caught for dinner to a high standard.

Feel free to insert whatever you'd want as the opening class, I just think mages and magic are fucking cool.

Fuck now I want a fic about fantasy dokis along the lines of Dokis whiskey and gunpowder but set in a bog standard fantasy world

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Poker_Star
cute

Methnerd
Methnerd

@farquit
Yep.. well it was not exactly a doki dream.
I was dreaming some doki unrelated stuff, when i suddenly realized i was dreaming. Instead of waking myself up, i decided to keep on lucid dreaming; then i tried to summon Monika (even that i am a Yurifag). It worked and i was with Monika, but it felt unreal somehow, so i decided to wake up, because i didnt feel like it was as real as it should be.
Its a shame that i am still not good at making good lucid dreaming (only happened to me very few times), but i hope someday i can make a realistic lucid dream with the dokis

SniperGod
SniperGod

how do you guys get into the mood to right?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPd_WEMrLM
Think Yuri would try and say something nice about the song while actually hating it. She doesn't strike me as someone who enjoys metal.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Methnerd
I would be a Paladin like in Neverwinter Nights 2, and Natsuki would be my tiefling.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperGod
Waiting to get into the mood won't always help. If you need to write, write. Not in a way that induces stress, just write what's on your mind. It can help to breathe a little beforehand and listen to some calming music.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BunnyJinx
Dokis whiskey and gunpowder
Did he finish that yet?

@SniperGod
Listening to music that has a mood similar to what I want to write helps, and if I don't have anything in mind I want to write, I try to come up with scenarios that go along with the music
@Ignoramus
I see it as just words but since no one's said that to me in years thanks

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperGod
right.
oops. *write.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I JUST WANTED SAYORI TO BE HAPPY

WHY DOES DEPRESSION EXIST

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@AwesomeTucker
How do I make you feel it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I miss teacher-sama

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You don't have to mourn a dead dog, if you never get a dog. Friends suck.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Burnblaze
Already do a bit

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Playboyize
I don't know man
I don't know why life is so unfair

Illusionz
Illusionz

@farquit
I would give anything to dream about Natsuki everynight

also super cute dream user

Emberburn
Emberburn

Your Doki but she wears an eyepatch! She may or may not actually need it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@New_Cliche
As do I
@kizzmybutt
I'm glad

5mileys
5mileys

@Firespawn

Yuri stares intently into your closed eyes
She lifts her hand over your face and slowly descends a finger
"~boop" as she lightly touches your nose
She giggled as you showed not a reaction as she repeats again for another three times
"You're really tired aren't you?"
She lies closer to you, her arm over your torso
Tightening her hold, Yuri snuggles you
You're still sound asleep, not even a mumble
"Well, I guess I really shouldn't bother him" she said "Might as well pick up his stuf-"
Just as she was about to get off the bed, you turned over
"Ehh? Ehh?!" she flushes immediately
"Hubby? Get off. I need to go" says Yuri while she grabs on to your hand
She tries to wriggle her way out but to no avail
Your grip over her tightens
"Ah~ I really shouldn't wake him up" she relaxes
"Wonder if hubby's dreaming of me? Hihi, maybe that explains the grip"
After a couple of minutes, Yuri decided to disregard her chore and enjoys your affection instead
Her hands run along your arm, torso, and down to your waist
"Hubby, hug tighter please" she whispers to you in her fantasy as she snuggles you
As she's enjoying your hold, her hand slides down over your waist
Onto your more enticing part
"Oh, wow. Guess you really are dreaming of me aren't you?"
She slowly grasped the erection beneath your underwear. Enjoying it.
"He's definitely dreaming about doing me!" she squeals slowly
Her touches on your shaft was enough to send you to subconsciously grind against her thigh
"Ahhh! Hubby!" she meekly moaned
"I- I need to do something. This is getting too tingly for me" she nervously stutter as she gripped onto your dick
She needed something to put in her without waking you up, fingers aren't enough for this
A toy would work! However, she couldn't bring herself to get away from you
"I really need something to- that's it"
She slid her hand into her dress pocket and reach for her folded knife

Part 2/?
Part 3 next thread

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Illusionz
Would kill myself if i could be with natsuki in some alternate world

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@New_Cliche
In the same boat there.
While I do agree avatarfagging went a bit out of control, Guts and Teach were alright.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Deadlyinx
same

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@New_Cliche
I miss when teacher-sama was my friend and I wasn't whatever the hell I am.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@New_Cliche
What happened? Did he get banned?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I want to get over Sayori, meaning i must accept her death.
But I don't know how to yet. I'm still not ready to let her go.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@New_Cliche
@TurtleCat
Oh, life is hard without someone to tell you "no bb pls no kys i luv u" in exchange of attention?
Grow up, wimp

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Crazy_Nice
and i wasnt whatever the hell i am
What are you?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I wrote a poem earlier and it got no critque. Maybe it was shit. I was hoping for that Monika! posting friend to give it some feedback. I do enjoy feedback.
Oh well I have a pastebin to work on.
Catch you guys later.

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberburn
Aww, bad depth perception. Unless she wears it for the real reason pirates had eyepatches.
@Flameblow
Yes, just for a few days.
@Supergrass
Whatever made him no longer my friend?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@GoogleCat
no bulli

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

201710869
Not even worth a (You)

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
Teach never did that though
He just gave really good writing advice
It's mostly other anons who tell people not to kill themselves.

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberburn
Yuri is a chuuni!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Need_TLC
Did you try telling me you got no feedback? I would look at it for you and tell what I see?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw not even your waifu is free from crippling depression
tfw your waifu has even worse depression than you
tfw you're not even sure how you'd help her cope
tfw you're not even sure how you cope

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Techpill
Whatever made him no longer my friend?
Did you do anything that may have caused him to not want to be your friend?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@5mileys
good job you wank
keep up the good work

WebTool
WebTool

@BinaryMan
Sad nibba hours my dude

eGremlin
eGremlin

@w8t4u
Yeah and to make matters worse I forgot the thread number. It was like a day ago or so.
Oh well. I did get feedback for some of my other poems.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CouchChiller
Pretty fucking weaksauce, I saw it too.
@Raving_Cute
Yes, and he didn't seem entirely that mad. There was a misunderstanding and I thought he would laugh it off, but now he ignores me.

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
hey at least you can suffer together

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@eGremlin
Was it in reply to the poem prompt? Have you tried using control-f and then finding each poem prompt, then checking them? Or saving all your poems before you upload them in pastebin or as I do it, open office.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@LuckyDusty
@Nude_Bikergirl
@King_Martha
@Firespawn
@5mileys
Holy fuck he actually delivers!
And stopping right before the real gore
FUCK! I need it!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BinaryMan
We would help her cope, user. We would be alright with her. Happy days would come again.
If she was only in our world.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
:^( I wish she was here

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Illusionz
I'm sorry to hear that
I'm sure he'll come around
Just give him a little time

SniperGod
SniperGod

@GoogleCat
I know what he's referring to. I have my doubts.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
You should have seen it when teach lost his composure, though.
He started a fullblown shitposts opinion spamming rampage literally an hour before being banned

Godhand, guts, charls and teach all went fullretard on that thread, strelok was smart because he stopped, everyone else was mostly just shitposting (more than usual) and acted like they're untouchable with shit like "lol just ban me lol u wont lol"

I'm glad we showed resistance before /ddlc/ becomes as bad as /ksg/

Poetryprompts can continue, everything is cool now

Though you can see some of them periodically posting their dumb avatar faces and testing the waters, they've mostly returned to being anonymous

I never report anyone, but if it becomes as obnoxious as it was during the last three days, I'll do it just so we can be spared from the flamewars and raid accusations.

In the end, it doesn't matter whether or not it bothers anyone, it doesn't matter whether you're a sympathizer, avatarfag or avatarhater

That rule specifically exists to keeps us from becoming a worse version of reddit/tumblr/twitter

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
I was there
And yeah, the situation could have been handled better

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
It's not quite that.
@GoogleCat
Relationships are fragile things, made between fragile people.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CodeBuns
Yeah, if they can't discipline themselves and keep it reasonable the sword of damocles will fall. Hopefully only on them.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fried_Sushi
not to mention some of them literally goiing like "I would've stopped if you asked me nicely :^) BUT NOW I WON'T"
as if to provoke people more

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
Truer words have never been spoken, friend. I know first-hand how fragile relationships can be.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fried_Sushi
@CodeBuns
What triggered this meltdown?
I wasn't here when it happened.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@WebTool
fuck you, user

w8t4u
w8t4u

Says we shouldn't be like twitter
Wants us to behave like a mob
Says we shouldn't be like Reddit
Wants to impose hardline rules
Says we shouldn't be like Tumblr
Complains about people trolling their enemies

He didn't lose his composure, he was almost autogenerating his responses, till some people started telling like six different anons to kill themselves in overly descriptive language.

Oh yeah and people were constantly shitting on the games, then shitting on him in the same post.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sir_Gallonhead
You can message the admin OrdoJordo#4900
They stopped posting links because of backlash

takes2long
takes2long

@whereismyname
Yeah, everyone involved in that should have taken a step back and calmed down. There was no reason anyone should have gotten as mad as some people got.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
this was destined to happen, it always does with the high influx of newfags that inhabit Veeky Forums and are unaware of the gr13 or the rules in general, i can't say it's rare, i've seen a lot of general being torn appart from this common issue, and yeah it could always been handled better.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@takes2long
But hopefully now that things have calmed down we can go back to normal or better.

askme
askme

Referances something they are too stupid to understand about a sword
Has no idea the reference is about angry mindless mobs killing their leadership
Is part of group that previously insulted Twitter
@takes2long
People were fine and cool, until the people calling for the death of avatars got rid of someone most of us liked.

Then people really lost their shit when those other people, started saying death to depression posts, then death to writing, then death to poems, and finally death to the game.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Your doki, but she manifested herself into a 25mm autocannon

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

back 5 threads later
meta discussion still going on

This place needs to die.
I loved it but now its just like an abusive relationship.
I come here to find some comforting storys or pics and maybe a little bit of lewds.
Now this place is making me MORE depressed.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PackManBrainlure
A real newfag is obsessed with their title newfag and thus are obsessed with hiding it. If you ever see someone use "newfag" as an insult at another person specifically, you can guarantee that person is a newfag. All newfags think, "If just go around calling people newfags, nobody will notice I am one." If someone actually says they're a newfag, they're not and they're trolling.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Crazy_Nice
O H N O

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
We were being comfy up until half an hour ago.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Gigastrength
Isn't DDLC a very depressing game? :| I'm serious, I'm not sure what kind of happiness you are looking for here. If you want poems, I can write you a few and so on.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Gigastrength
We just started the meta discussions, and its a lot more civil this time. I hope.
A bit of reflection on what went wrong is important.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
what a way of moving goalposts, are you still trembling because your arrogant homo circlejerk got ripped?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Crazy_Nice
so, would she be like one of those talking guns from borderlands? i wouldn't mind that.

@Gigastrength
it's only just started to pick up again. we were pretty comfy earlier.

girlDog
girlDog

@massdebater
Monika Mojave by Graham.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StrangeWizard
@Crazy_Nice
Oh yes......

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@kizzmybutt
O H G O D

whereismyname
whereismyname

@w8t4u
@askme
I think it's obvious that there were outside influence as well. Reporting avatarfagging? Okay, I can see that happening, it's been a growing thing these last few weeks. Fair enough if people got fed up with it. But being mean to depression posts and calling poetry/fics a waste of time and such isn't something people here would do.

These are my two cents on the issue. I'll stop now.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
Erika made a decent two parter.
There's also Grahams Mo-jave Mo-nika, I'd be so cold without you and others.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@askme
I agree. I think people were way out of line when they said some of the things that were said. It got way to hostile.

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
I don't think it's going to remain civil. People on both sides are still boiling just underneath the surface. Then we have @New_Cliche
come in. Maybe he didn't mean to open the box but he did.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Complains about homoism on super gay Veeky Forums
Calls other people "newfag"
Doesn't understand the culture of the Veeky Forums
Needs to lurk moar
@whereismyname
We had a poll and despite being during shitposting hours, it turned out the "silent majority" was like 20% of the people who voted out of like 90 or so.

During shitposting hours.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@whereismyname
These are my two cents on the issue. I'll stop now
Good to know, we should stop this.
Now, who's your Doki? What would you do with her?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stark_Naked
I'd say it began a few days earlier when some people voiced their opinion on how it pisses them off, this escalated to more and more people joining on pointing it out

eventually, the final trigger was having like 4-6 avatars on at the same time, clearly eating image and post counts, this in turn brought more and more annoyed anons to insult them.
The rest is pretty obvious
There's no way the group that broke the rules could ever truly "win", no matter how many people agree with them

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@FastChef
Well then, people need to calm the fuck down. Getting this angry over something like this isn't a healthy thing.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberburn
chunni Natsuki
CUT-.. oh wait KAWAI!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@girlDog
you have a coppy?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@FastChef
@haveahappyday
WW2 was just finishing WW1, which was burning under the surface after the Prussian Wars with France.

Every enemy we ever fought, was someone we worked with to take down the last guy.

This stuff never ends.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lord_Tryzalot
Now, who's your Doki? What would you do with her?
My doki is Yuri. I would do some intense cuddling and handholding with her.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lord_Tryzalot
Natsuki And i would cuddle with her for a few days watching netflix and living off of delivery and then we would go out and see a movie i guess

cum2soon
cum2soon

@girlDog
@Spazyfool

can anyone post this for me? thx.

Snarelure
Snarelure

They won though, you had 20% of the votes during shitposting hours, the hours we all know this place is full of shitposters. The hours this place floods with "kys" and "fuck this game".

We didn't even eat up the images that much, it was you doing that. We even caught three of you avatarposting.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Spazyfool
No but, I will start doing it.
Thanks for the tip.
Sorry if I came off as bait I wasn't trying to troll or raid or whatever.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@happy_sad
Well, maybe we should work to end that cycle. We should unite over something stronger than what would drive us appart. We should unite over dokis.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Snarelure
We even caught three of you avatarposting
Who?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Let's hurry up and start a new thread before we're consumed by drama

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Illusionz
I would take her to the big lots and get some crackers, juice, and pasta. We would go home and I would make some penne for her, then use a little bit of butter and water. Put that into bowls and she can sprinkle powdered parm on it, it would be a good day.
@Lunatick
I thought we would do that and purge the /v/ipsters, but no one wanted to report them for raiding.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Garbage Can Lid
Veeky Forums was always a shithole and the place where attentionwhore tripfags spawned since its conception, people always confronted them because it is legit annoying as they become more numerous and begin stroking their ego nonstop, you're the one that needs to lurk more
muh strawpoll
go away newfag

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stupidasole
I second this, let's go for a fresh start.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Booteefool
@cum2soon
https://pastebin.com/ZufU5MtS Chapter 1
https://pastebin.com/kZ93ixmp Chapter 2
He is doing more but took a break for a bit, cant wait for next one though.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

b-but guys we are in number see it's not like we coordinated the poll with phonevoting or ANYTHING!!!!
I-IT'S A 3 MAN RAID I SWEAR!!!!!!
P-PUT ON A TRIP AND PROVE IT!!!
This general was getting really sad, i'm glad we took it back from the avatarfags.

girlDog
girlDog

@Stupidasole
That, and i want to see the next part of that Yuri guro fic
Hey, did you know that the author of the Yuri guro stuff also wrote the mama Yuri story?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PurpleCharger
I guess it's a 24 hour raid now then :^)

Skullbone
Skullbone

Let's stop talking about it. Tabula Rasa.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Bidwell
@PurpleCharger
Pretty much this
I've been on most boards on Veeky Forums and the only place where I see THIS much avatarfaggotry is Veeky Forums

Everywhere else, it's mostly only the content creators who "draw attention" with names / trips.

farquit
farquit

@Snarelure
Hmmm. One wonders why they could not just have namefagged.
To be honest I did like teacher anon's Sakura avatar.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@ZeroReborn
Unless this is some 48 hour op, i don't think it's a raid
It seems like tensions boiled over and people got more mad than they should have gotten.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

That's not what happened, I will make this clear in a bit.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Sayori: I love you user!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@lostmypassword
It could be a combination of many small factors snowballing.

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
Because they want attention, and they know people would just filter then if they put on a name or trip.
It's all for attention and ego, they don't want to help anyone here, everything they do is for virtue signalling.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

120 posters

189 votes

60 of them were dislike

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sir_Gallonhead
Doki Quest taught me that polls can be vastly and easily manipulated. Especially Strawpolls.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
Keep in mind the discord metaclub coordenated phonevotes for them, also the avatarfags themselves voted.

TechHater
TechHater

@Sir_Gallonhead
I vote sayori.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sir_Gallonhead
strawpoll lost all its credibility once phoneposting started being more prevalent, its usless

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
During shitposting hours, they made up 20% of the vote.

During shitposting hours

You know, when the people who hate the game post.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
discord metaclub coordenated phonevotes
I was there and none of them talked about the poll. And maybe the avatarfags voted. I didn't.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
AND I LOVE YOU!

idontknow
idontknow

@Flameblow
And now they make 34%, 1 day later, what proves that the actual community is tired of the avatarfags.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Harmless_Venom
I wish I could.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

One side says /v/ voted
Other side says /v/ didn't vote at all and it was all discord people voting twice.

Hmmm..

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BunnyJinx
discorrd metaclub is real and they won't even deny it

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BlogWobbles
Sayori: AHH user I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

WebTool
WebTool

Someone make a new thread please

idontknow
idontknow

Why would someone who is part of this Veeky Forums and knows the poll went up during shitposting hours, say that /v/ didn't vote in the poll at all?

What did they mean by this?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BunnyJinx
in the end is pointless, if teach wants to return, he will have to stop so smug and almight like he did just minutes before he got banned, but i doubt so, even his discord friend doxxed him

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Harmless_Venom
GODDAMMIT I WANNA HEAR HER SAY THIS SO BAD
I love you too

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@SniperGod
New Thread

/vg/thread/201713895#p201713895
/vg/thread/201713895#p201713895
/vg/thread/201713895#p201713895

idontknow
idontknow

@lostmypassword
My theory is some people got more mad than they should have, and the fact that people were mad attracted some raiders who figured it would be an opportunity to make people madder.

That's why it was such a shitshow originally, people are still annoyed about it now, but it's more low-key than it was.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@hairygrape
Well, jannies made clear that rule 13 will be respected in this general, so we are indeed free from avatarfags, he will have to trip on, or post anonymously, like we all do, in this anonymous imageboard.

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