/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Dead card edition

News
http://www.hearthpwn.com/news/4309-hearthstone-update-for-february-contains-new

Deck lists
hearthstonetopdecks.com
hearthpwn.com
hsreplay.net (Buy premium for us)
http://thelightforge.com/TierList (Arena)
vicioussyndicate.com
tempostorm.com

Open Tournaments
https://strivewire.com/
http://play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone

Discord
https://discord.gg/W9jSqq9

Previous:
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http://thelightforge.com/TierList
https://strivewire.com/
http://play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone
https://discord.gg/W9jSqq9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef0dCye7XBk
https://github.com/z33154/hearthstone-autosquelch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6lGzEidRj4
http://www.heartharena.com/overwolf
http://ksn.com/2018/01/14/game-on-72-hour-tournament-raises-funds-for-finch-family/
https://hsreplay.net/archetypes/200/spiteful-warrior
https://hsreplay.net/meta/#tab=archetypes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkibHc86j2g&feature=youtu.be&t=10m2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPMBx4PBx7E
Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Battlecry: recruit 3 minions

Was it really that hard blizzard?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spamalot
It's not the same effect

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spamalot

Because you can't recruit a spell card you dumb shit.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Spamalot
Are you clinically retarded?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spamalot
@Garbage Can Lid
Battlecry: Draw 3 cards. RECRUIT any minions drawn

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PackManBrainlure
this, also Madame Goyim could say "shuffle a minion and RECRUIT another one" or something like that

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Garbage Can Lid
@DeathDog
@cum2soon
Guys, I've never seen the card played. Pls no bully

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
But user, recruit means summoning them from your deck and they're not in your deck if you drew them..

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

throw together a deck to complete quests
it's just 30 class cards, or 30 murlocs, or whatever shitty quest the game came up with
clearly not even attempting to win
still get roped by opponent every turn

Why are people so slow in this game? It's not exactly chess

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
Blizzard doesn't like card text consistency

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
that's not what recruit means, don't being autistic about this, no one cares what keywords they use where.

Methshot
Methshot

@AwesomeTucker
immedietely RECRUIT minions from your top 3 cards, draw the rest
?????

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methshot
@AwesomeTucker
@PackManBrainlure
How does Varian behave with on-draw effects? Shouldn't he proc every "Whenever you/your opponent draw(s) a card" effect thrice, like, say, the Reporter that gets +1/+1 on every draw? The way it is put now I think it should, but if you include Recruit in the card text, that would no longer be the case.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Ignoramus
almost win with your absolutely shitty quest deck
get emoted by some tier 1 meta shitter who kept misplaying and is clearly too retarded to identify a quest deck, yet needed RNGesus even vs your deck

It's Hearthstone, man. You gotta go in with the expectation that 95% of your opponents are monkeys with cerebral damage.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Methshot
I give up

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SniperGod
Also, if you play him on a full board doesn't he draw the minions instead of doing nothing or burning them? That's another thing that would not happen with the Recruit keyword. I think this is the one card where forcing the keyword would make it worse

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Huh,i might actually try this.
Well guess its time to get some mobster packs.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Harmless_Venom
Also why does this run ferals,arent they overpriced and there is no hex for resurrect priest and cubelocks?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
Really good vs aggro, also buffs tunnel trogg to a 3/3.

Versus control I would take one out though, maybe use Loatheb instead.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CouchChiller
Synergy with Trogg, just like 477. I'm not sure what to drop for Hex

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
redditcord
when will these namefags stop?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

he talks to people about Hearthstone irl

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Harmless_Venom
wild

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Harmless_Venom
he doesn't have irl friends who play Hearthstone

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
irl friends
/r/catalog#s=eddit

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CouchChiller
@Fuzzy_Logic
Hex
In an aggro deck

Play the deck some, you might see why they aren't very good.

If you're desperate to put them in, take out the portals. You'll get destroyed by paladin now, but at least you can hex their corridor creepers. Also hex is bad vs reno priest.

Evilember
Evilember

@Harmless_Venom
you're pathetic

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Evilember
no you

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
Here, user: (You)

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
his friends play Hearthstone
wew lad, sounds like an all-star group of guys.

Techpill
Techpill

@Stark_Naked
t. buttmad social autist

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Techpill
if you wanna namefag you really don't belong here

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Spazyfool
waaaah please stop liking what I don't like

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spazyfool
I'm not namefagging here.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

say me 3 decks low cost in this meta

Evilember
Evilember

@Ignoramus
Personally i don't even watch whats happening on board, just play cards whenever and watch vines on youtube instead.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Poker_Star
How much dust is low cost?

If you got Patches, Southsea Cap and Leeroy you can play every aggro deck for just a bit of dust.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spazyfool
what did he mean by this?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@iluvmen
reddit

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
I had. Priest meta made them all quit.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

having trouble climbing with cubelock
switch to zoolock
7 winstreak

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
People are probably mulliganing for cubelock, not that it matters much.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TurtleCat
start game
alt tab
forget about it
miss mulligan, start with Patches against Tempo Rogue
still win
Yup, Zoolock is doing great. Board control wins you the game against aggro, you're fast enugh to stand your ground against control, pretty gud desu

5mileys
5mileys

EU Challenge a friend 80g

RumChicken
RumChicken

@5mileys
Mandarinen#2324

askme
askme

@5mileys
just closed HS
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RumChicken
<60 seconds, sasuga

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

EVERY SINGLE GAME I LOSE, my opponent emotes me. When the fuck did everyone suddenly become children.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Deadlyinx
if you're playing cubelock or priest you deserve it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Deadlyinx
well this is a childrens' game after all

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx
say "Well played" before game ends
some autist gets triggered

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
You clearly don't know when emoting is fine and when emoting is bm.

@PurpleCharger
Nope, I'm playing an off-meta combo deck.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
When is emoting fine and when is emoting BM?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RumChicken
he thinks GGing when you win is good
Kek.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BinaryMan
Pretty much 'greetings' when the game starts, and the loser is allowed to 'well played' at the end.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
The fact it triggers you makes me like doing it even more

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

can someone spoonfeed me a murloc paladin list please i'll suck your dick

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
So you are doing it on purpose. Then I have nothing more to say.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
That is fucking stupid.
Then why did Blizzard include all the other emotes?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
"Whoops" when you clearly misplay or get bad RNG is bad

WebTool
WebTool

@Need_TLC
### Murloc Paladin
# Class: Paladin
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
#
# 2x (1) Grimscale Chum
# 2x (1) Grimscale Oracle
# 2x (1) Murloc Tidecaller
# 2x (1) Righteous Protector
# 2x (1) Vilefin Inquisitor
# 2x (2) Hydrologist
# 2x (2) Murloc Tidehunter
# 2x (2) Rockpool Hunter
# 2x (3) Coldlight Seer
# 2x (3) Divine Favor
# 2x (3) Murloc Warleader
# 2x (4) Call to Arms
# 2x (4) Gentle Megasaur
# 1x (6) Sunkeeper Tarim
# 1x (6) Val'anyr
# 2x (7) Corridor Creeper
#
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#
# To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

This is the list I'm running right now user :3

Methnerd
Methnerd

@WebTool
Thanks, now whip it out

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@hairygrape
Probably to appeal to the young and the autists

@Deadlyinx
Yeah ok this one is fine as well

takes2long
takes2long

@PurpleCharger
The only autist here is the one who gets triggered by emotes

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
thank you, i'll add in a leeroy though

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
@RavySnake
right, almost forgot
*suck* *suck*

Nojokur
Nojokur

@takes2long
this
Also since emoting is known to tilt many players and getting tilted may result in misplays, it literally is a good play to emote in the most tilting way possible

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Nojokur
Fuck off, there is no strategy when the game is over and you've already lost. You're just being a colossal faggot if you say 'thank you' when you beat the opponent.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Ignoramus
But tilting autists is still fun user

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Ignoramus
Thank you for the game
This is somehow bad
Found the retard

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

king niggwaggle
have 440+ effective hp
easiest dungeon of my life

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
Thank you for the game

You've got to be kidding. Who's the autistic one if they believe this?

@Deadlyinx
@New_Cliche
Oh yes, I'm autistic for being affected by opponent's taunts and obvious BM. Maybe you guys are for being so disaffectionate?

Inmate
Inmate

@TreeEater
Just squelch them at the start of the game. I do that every game.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TreeEater
There's no way you're not a safe-spaced tumblrina user

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Harmless_Venom
NEVERMIND
840 EFFECTIVE HP
I FORGOT ABOUT THE CUBE

WebTool
WebTool

@Inmate
I try to but somehow I disconnect briefly in a lot of games I play. Blizzard are, of course, shit, so when you rejoin it removes the squelch.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Inmate
Some anons here report being triggered by the portrait being highlighted

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TreeEater
No one thanks the other team/player for the game before
You have no idea what sportmanship is do you?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@happy_sad
They don't have sportsmanship in safe spaces because sports have a loser

JunkTop
JunkTop

@happy_sad
In real life it's fine, because it's clear what the context is. You can say: "Thank you for the game"

In the game however, you can't do such a thing. It comes across as, "thank you for losing" or something like that. And why the fuck would I thank the opponent for queuing up a ladder game anyways?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

yeah ai isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed
I got the quest because the package also had shade and shredder in it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@kizzmybutt
So...
Hero power and pass and win in fatigue because you have more health?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@kizzmybutt
Shade... of Naxxramas? What does THAT have to do with deathrattles?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Nude_Bikergirl

Why do you guys LIKE needless adherence to keywords instead of cleanly explaining on the card what's happening? The card text is simpler without it.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RumChicken
#2324
same digits as me, what are the chances?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Ignoramus
Shifting Shade, bubby.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Ignoramus
togwaggle can't really go into fatigue if he gets the candle
but he burned both by using bag of coins
he countered one of mine (benedictus) but the second prevented me from going into fatigue, not that I ever needed it, since >200hp >raza >reno >cube >40 emergency heal
@Ignoramus
shifting shade

Evilember
Evilember

@RavySnake
What's the point of the keyword if it's randomly slapped on half of the cards that use it?
@Playboyize
@Boy_vs_Girl
Oh, okay.
Every time I faced him, I got obliterated by asspulls like Wish into Wish into the randomize sides when I play my Wish

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evilember
he can't get wishes

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Gigastrength
May have been something else. Either way, I got obliterated by bullshit

Techpill
Techpill

Does Baron Rivendare work with weapon deathrattles?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Techpill
Yes.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This meta is shit. Jungle Giants Druid got a really good buff with Cursed Diciple, Corridor Creeper and Oaken Summons this expansion though. Probably the only deck I find both fun and playable atm (C'thun Shaman with Murmuring Elemental and Fire Plume Harbringer is pretty fun too).

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@iluvmen
That's Blizzard consistency for ya. Rivendare specifically says "minions" on its text.

I guess it's because of the whole, 'everything in hearthstone is treated as a minion' coding tragedy that Blizzard has going.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Draw and play 6 mana worth of minions for only 4

B A L A N C E D

Emberfire
Emberfire

mage dunjin run with a deck made up entirely of spells
get that 'discover a legendary weapon and equip it' treasure
always discover warlock/warrior/paladin weapons
FUCK OFF

Nojokur
Nojokur

rate?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SomethingNew
Cursed disciple triggers the hell out of me for some reason. It's just really strong against slow decks, and if both are drawn then barnabus can be played on turn 6. GG against slow decks that don't draw the exact answers needed.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Evilember

Coming from magic I feel like keywords are mostly just there to save space and reading time. It's usually easier to read things that are written out than things with keywords. You only use a keyword when it happens so often that it feels repetitive, which I don't think is the case with Recruit.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
Oh, it does? I thought it just said "Your Deathrattles trigger twice.", my bad. I was just talking out of my ass. It probably doesn't affect weapon Deathrattles then.

Emberburn
Emberburn

have two rogue quests and a 5 brawl win quest

Anyone hook me up with a rogue brawl deck? Can't think of a good one.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberburn
Yeah there's one, it's called Double Account Rogue. It allows you to play on two accounts at the same time which lets you complete quests within minutes.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fried_Sushi
That's depressing as heck.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SomethingNew
Ain't nothin' depressing about finishing dumb quests for gold and then switching over to whatever deck you want to play.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@happy_sad
I can't play two accounts at the same time though.

farquit
farquit

2018
Still playing Hearthstone

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@farquit
Don't worry. Artifact and MtG arena are coming out. It'll finally kill this excuse of a card game.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Carnalpleasure
Artifact

What's that?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Based Regis is back with Top 10 best Epic cards to craft.

What do you guys think? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef0dCye7XBk

hairygrape
hairygrape

Stop playing this shitty rng game you blizzdrone scum

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
who

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Harmless_Venom
Nobody cares what you do irl.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Playboyize
Valve, DOTA-themed, I think.
I really couldn't give less of a shit about DOTA but at this point Valve is probably the only company able to make a proper competitor so hopefully they don't fuck it up.

Don't have much hope for the MTG game, frankly, given their track record when it comes to digital games.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fried_Sushi
I don't know why I bothered asking stupidass /hsg/ for advice about this brandead zero skill needed game, when I could have made my deck in 20 seconds, and complete all 3 quests in less than 20 minutes.

@Fried_Sushi
That's cool, but the dota art style and lore is garbage, and the only thing going on about HS is exactly the warcraft lore, and the good art style.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Illusionz
Well, I suppose they'd get good 2d artists instead of slapping shitty 3d renders on the cards, so that shouldn't be an issue.

At this point the Hearthstone "lore" is such a clusterfuck, too - the only good thing left are recognizable characters now and then, and even the frequency of those has suffered a steep decline.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Blizzard doesn't force streaks

They apply countless of psychological concepts in their design, just not in this case?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

comment your battletag (Im playing again and I only want new friends in hearthstone) (I'm from EU)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
sent ;)

FastChef
FastChef

people who add you after a game because you emoted at them and that's "bm"
????

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
using emotes

back from whence you came!

Inmate
Inmate

@FastChef
I mean depends on how you emoted I guess, but adding someone to bitch is just dumb.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@FastChef
Remember to call them suckers and losers as soon as they start typing to piss them off even more
@Ignoramus
Back to >>>/tumblr/safespace/ user, even re*ddit isn't that cucked

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TalkBomber
mine Pabloski#2714 (yesterday I post my battletag)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sharpcharm
how do i get a beard like this

hairygrape
hairygrape

@FastChef
people haven't added me for ages, maybe it's because i'm barely playing the game and just get to rank 20, but hey

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Burnblaze
Sorry, Europe is cancer, I'd rather not play with filthy Europeans.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BlogWobbles
why? because EU servers are harder?

takes2long
takes2long

@Playboyize
eu
harder

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BlogWobbles
Why so salty? Did Jamal fuck your wife again?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@takes2long
many US pro players say that aswell, for your information.
anyways, stay salty sperg.

Snarelure
Snarelure

STREAMER SHOWDOWN FEATURING TOAST, TRUMP AND ALLIESTRASZA IS HAPPENING!!

RIGHT NOW!!!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BlogWobbles
Why, user?

WebTool
WebTool

@Playboyize
Because Europeans are subhumans 90% of the time, and I don't wanna take that risk. This game isn't hard to begin with, it's all RNG.

@Gigastrength
I don't have a wife, and even if I did, a Jamal wouldn't be able to fuck her, because I live in a country with no blacks.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Snarelure
Shut up nigger, no one cares.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool
it's a hispanic subhuman thinks he's better than a nigger episode

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Dreamworx
Europeans barely speak English
have a terrible sense of humor
triggered all the time
filled with muslims and stupid slavs
brits are terrible at games and are really cringy
germans are super autistic and cheat all the time

I've just given up playing games with this garbage continent. Even Hearthstone.

@AwesomeTucker
Keep guessing my ethnicity, maybe you'll get it after the 100th time. Maybe.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The meta is good stop laughing at Ben Drumpfies

askme
askme

@Playboyize
filled with muslims and stupid slavs

farquit
farquit

@askme
Is it not?

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw can't get past rank 17 with mill rogue because no one plays priest or warlock
this is suffering

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why does blizzard rotate cards into wild?
Why don't they rotate them back into standard after a while?

Emberburn
Emberburn

he plays wild

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Playboyize
Hmmmm, as a Brit, you sound like a bit of cunt.

5mileys
5mileys

@Harmless_Venom
As a Brit your opinion is highly irrelevant. You're easily the worst offenders in European online games.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
his gf doesn't also play hearthstone

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@5mileys
t. Ruski/Brasilian

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Harmless_Venom
as a Brit

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
t. wrong again

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
gf
frogposting
/r/catalog#s=eddit

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nude_Bikergirl
But he does

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberburn
play standard
every game is either cubelock, highlander, big priest, or dragon priest

Gee I wonder why

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
i-i swear im not Jamal and Huan ur wrong!1111
Nobody cares Jamal

Techpill
Techpill

@ZeroReborn
being this mad Kofi fucked your chav girl

Nobody cares, Salib.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Techpill
no u
the absolute state of Jamal

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Still no new ways to play the game
Balance still retarded
still no reason to rank up

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nude_Bikergirl
I haven't been able to ladder up from 14 all week, is murloc paladin good enough?

AAECAZ8FArEIucECDsUD2wOnBeMFpwjTqgLTvAKzwQKdwgKxwgLjywL40gL70wLW5QIA

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spamalot
being from such an irrelevant country that it can't be guessed easily
who cares, you 3rd world shitholer?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

me smart
me good at game
rank 9 champion

idontknow
idontknow

@Emberburn
standard
man I sure do love playing against priest

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sir_Gallonhead
this deck loses almost nothing with the rotation

priest is gonna be cancer for another standard year lmao

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw enjoying the game so little I can't even bother ranking to 15 much less 5
next expansion when

Lunatick
Lunatick

@w8t4u
Yeah poor Jamal, having to fuck your nasty chav hoe.

@SniperGod
knows only 3 countries
calls me a third worlder

Poetry

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberburn
That deck loses plenty.
All the dragon synergy is gone.
3/4 + health is gone.
How can you say it loses nothing?

Meanwhile Cubelock actually loses nothing.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

wild players

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberburn
cubelock loses mistress, that's actually a big deal against aggro

likme
likme

@Need_TLC
If you don't think Blizzard is putting in a new anti aggro 1 drop, you are fucking mistaken.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@King_Martha
spotted the priest player

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

S-Standard is for b-brainlets

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fuzzy_Logic
he unironically plays wild

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

man /hsg/ dead as fuck

King_Martha
King_Martha

Are there any autistic calculations that can tell me at which point of completion it's no longer optimal to buy packs of an expansion?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
gf
not having a qt bf to play HS with

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SomethingNew

it's not my fault

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lunatick
not the same guy, who cares where you are from?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@cum2soon
I'm not a Priest.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

wild

Bidwell
Bidwell

there are people in this thread who have ever touched wild in their lives

TechHater
TechHater

@Deadlyinx
neither am i

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@cum2soon
You care enough to reply.

farquit
farquit

@Bidwell
@Bidwell
you did too if you played hs before the first rotation

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Bidwell
do you get anything from ranking up in wild?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard
brain removal surgery

Emberfire
Emberfire

I miss post undertaker naxx. Game was at it's comfiest back then, if you don't count beta that is

SniperWish
SniperWish

@takes2long
That's a fact. It's European men who have 1-2 optimal decks vs American children with mom's credit card and 10 decks, half of them meme, none of them mastered.

cum2soon
cum2soon

hey guys check this out

wild is fun

now we wait for the wojak reply

Spamalot
Spamalot

Wild, where you have to live with Patches forever.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

they're not planning to play wild after the rotations so they can play razakus priest
lol

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
right on time

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

quality of posts in the thread is almost non-existent
mods are doing absolutely nothing about it
Sasuga Veeky Forums.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberfire
tfw you will never play hs in beta again

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

"wild is a fun and diverse format you guise!!!1!!! xD"
top decks are literally the most popular archetypes in standard with even higher winrates

wildcucks lmao

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Dreamworx
implying //www.Veeky Forums.org/rules#global6/ has ever been enforced

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
If you complain about mods slacking, they'll ban you.

Inmate
Inmate

@ZeroReborn
power rankings
LOL

cum2soon
cum2soon

@ZeroReborn
oh shit, the wild report is already out?
thanks for reminding me user

likme
likme

@Inmate
statistics lol

I know its fun to ignore reality, but try to be an adult user.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@ZeroReborn
Waaah stop liking what I don't like or I'll call mum!
lmao

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I haven't played HS for a couple of years, but you know shit is fucked when there's 50 dudes in a general, and they unironically play wild.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Harmless_Venom
wild existed couple years ago

DeathDog
DeathDog

lost 3 games in a row to other highly skilled gamers now we rank 9 again slaying casuals

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
negative 100 power score
you lose yourself and also make everyone in a 100 mile radius lose more often if you play that deck

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
I haven't played HS for a couple of years
wild is less than 2 years old

...huh?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Burnblaze
wild

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC
This is edited, right?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

all the hate for wild

Please stop

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Need_TLC
Didn't say wild existed 2 years ago.

farquit
farquit

@Harmless_Venom
giving wojakposters any kind of response

TechHater
TechHater

@Garbage Can Lid
Soy/10

Made me skip beef today.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Bidwell
Once i realized how less competitive was the people playing wild i stopped getting to 5 each month.
But i do get to 5 several months, mostly with aggro shaman and pirates.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

just played a 30 min fatigue warlock mirror

idontknow
idontknow

@PackManBrainlure
And that's why you should run Rin

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@idontknow
I do.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
running rin when you get her for free from stonehill defenders

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

*ruins wild*

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
I want to lick her tummy.

Inmate
Inmate

*runs wild*

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Inmate
literally designed to never be played

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@lostmypassword
not having a gf to lick instead

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Deadlyinx
his gf isn't an imaginary undead elf girl with OP deathrattle

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx
But Sylvanas is my gf.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evil_kitten
ruins
besides, not like many decks play her any more

Techpill
Techpill

Someone told me to play aggro pally and see what happens. This is what happens when I play aggro pally. This isn't even the first time I got double taunt.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fuzzy_Logic
you can combo him with Mukla, think of synergies.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Techpill
wahhhhh, I'm playing the highest winrate deck in hearthstone and I can't win

git gud scrub

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Techpill
play murloc paladin, it's better

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Garbage Can Lid
I've hit legend several times, last month I did my climb to 5 with 80% win rate. I know when I'm getting fucked over by rng.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@AwesomeTucker
When you're not getting fucked by rng, your opponent is getting fucked by rng. So take yours gracefully and wait.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Has anyone tried cutting MC from their Spiteful Summoner deck? I only get old gods from that.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

They'd better nerf Defile.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
What did you replace it with

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Gigastrength
Defile is fine, though.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TurtleCat
Nothing yet. That's why I'm asking.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sir_Gallonhead
Defile is fine, though.

FastChef
FastChef

**OFFICIAL LIST FOR ACCEPTABLE EMOTE USEAGE IN A GAME OF HEARTHSTONE**

"Hello" at start of game
"Whoops" when YOU misplay
"Threaten" when outplayed and within reason
"Well Played" IFF the game was enjoyable and you are the losing player

Anything else is literally behaving like a child and making you look like an immature cunt. Be a good sport, not a cunt.

Thank you for reading.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@FastChef
https://github.com/z33154/hearthstone-autosquelch

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
You could probably put in some more good curve cards then

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@FastChef
I always got triggered when ADWCTA did Well Played when he beat his opponent. I don't watch him anymore, Merps is way better.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@FastChef
paying this much attention to emoting
Truly the pinnacle of autism

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@FastChef
I'm so sorry user

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@FastChef
"Well Played" IFF the game was enjoyable and you are the losing player

"Well Played" is also acceptable if winning and the losing player offers "Well Played" first.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
This as well. Returning emotes is always acceptable.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What's your favorite deck /hsg/?
I'm getting bored of Murloc paladin and need something new to play

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Raving_Cute
standard control pally in wild

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What could go wrong?

StonedTime
StonedTime

blizz hotfix malfurion so hero power animation doesn't trigger twice with spellstone in hand
didn't fix it for dk malfurion

lmao

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Crazy_Nice
If you play multiple The Darknesses, does a single candle increase the counter on all of them?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Ignoramus
yea

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Playing meme Big Druid to clear my big minion quest on casual
Match up against what I assume is a control warlock
Play some Jade Blossoms and he thinks I'm Jade. Begins wowing/roping thinking I'm a Jade fuck in casual. Fair enough.
Wows and Geist me immediately with coin on Turn 5.
Suddenly notices I don't run Jade idols.
Awkward roping.
Continues smacking him in the face til death with big dragons as he fails to draw voidlords/removal.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Sonecarox is about to win $15k in the dungeon run challenge. Why are Huezilians the best card game players?

iluvmen
iluvmen

playing my tempo rogue deck against a warlock, first turn is fine but my hand is shit, 2x backstab/leeroy/lich king
turn 2 his dirty rat pulls the lich king, he concedes

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Skullbone
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Harmless_Venom
good neutral, bad rogue card

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Skullbone
leaving warrior for last
The fuck

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StonedTime
hating high ""skill"" cards that you can play around if you pay attention
user you know its in his deck stop setting it up for him.
theyre just going to take away charge from doomguard anyway

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Crazy_Nice
A Priest retard will scream away all the fun in a 300km radius as usual.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@FastChef
Not istantly squelching at the start of the game no matter what

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@FastChef

mage plays 0 mana Creeper
Dragon's Fury's my minions and her own
"That didn't quite hit the mark"
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hello"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@FastChef
big priest at 6 hp resummons statue
greetings
drops barnes
barnes spawns ysharj
greetings
ysharj pulls another statue
greetings
not quite what was planned
the light shall burn you
greetings
rope ends
my turn
greetings
greetings
greetings
equality
consecrate
truesilver
silence
hello challenger
you will pay for that cur
hit face
recent opponent would like to be your friend
decline
wild is fun

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

want 1 legendary to try new deck
buy 1 pack
don't get 1 legendary I want
Nice game
Give me malygos ben

idontknow
idontknow

Chainsmokers

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Skullbone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6lGzEidRj4

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw elementals are still under the radar

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@idontknow
Currently listening to Sting's Englishman in New York
Comfy

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength

Desert Rose alayhilayay

askme
askme

@Skullbone
That's queued up next

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Skullbone
If you watched at all you would see he played like trash and loyan + noblord just got less lucky

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

man i really like playing spell hunter but it sucks so much againswt all of these broken fucking meta decks

Techpill
Techpill

@SomethingNew

The fuck is he doing. He’s been on turn one for like 20 minutes stupid Russian fuck

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
why is my bad deck bad

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@FastChef
i smell the priestcuck

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

O-Oh no.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nojokur
Anyone?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BunnyJinx
win 2 games with mage or shaman
win 2 games with rogue or warrior
wanna trade?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

encountered jorji and carl 7 times
lost every single time cause haha 12/12 bk on turn 4
lmao

girlDog
girlDog

@Nojokur
@CouchChiller
its a good concept user but i think it would be better as a 'if it dies in your opponents turn'

Emberfire
Emberfire

I like arena mage playstyle better than what I usually see from people in constructed. What's a deck type that can play like an arena deck in constructed?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Techpill
The stream/competition is over u wot

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberfire
Elemental Tempo Mage

SniperGod
SniperGod

Finally hit my pity timer with Rin inside, don't have skull yet but can craft it, what do

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Nojokur
This is not a healthy card for obvious reasons, kinda neat though

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberfire
Face hunters.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberfire
Jaina Mage plays a similar control style I suppose. Or perhaps your style is just "play big green cards on curve better than your opponent and pack convenient clears/tempo swings when you can't", then just play the Spiteful Summoner version of Dragon Priest

likme
likme

@StrangeWizard
Jaina Mage
If one year ago someone said this would be a sensible archetype name I would laugh him off

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperGod
Uhh, craft The Runespear?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

my hearthstone experience is being ruined everytime i see spreading plague being used

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
t. aggro shitter

StonedTime
StonedTime

@likme
I personally hate that people call the DKs by the base hero name, I always say the full name of the card "Bloodreaver Gul'Dan" "Frost Lich Jaina"

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SniperGod
Join me in cubeheaven

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What's the best two drop to play on curve into Keleseth before Southsea Captain comes down on 3 pulling a 3/3 Patches? Obviously you want Golakka to come down NEXT turn to eat the cap.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

My decisions don't matter I hate this game

5mileys
5mileys

@StonedTime
autism
You want a medal?

TechHater
TechHater

@kizzmybutt
Doomsayer

cum2soon
cum2soon

double battlecries or hero power?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@cum2soon
Battlecries.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TechHater
tfw they have the Backstab too

WebTool
WebTool

@cum2soon
Battle cry.
You have 3 Aya

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid
Well then he had a perfect hand and you lost,what do you expect people to say.
Only stronger 2 drops are 3/4 totem and 2/4 dragon priest dude

whereismyname
whereismyname

I played 7games today, none of them where enjoyable

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberfire
beta

I sure miss the game breaking all the fucking time and stupid shit like argus only buffing 1 minion because it randomly moved to another spot on the board

TreeEater
TreeEater

@eGremlin
I have it already though, along with Woecleaver and Dragon Soul
fuck you Brode

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

how the fuck are you supposed to win with warrior/shaman/druid in DR?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stark_Naked
By not being shit in draft

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
Shaman druid
Jade classes in DR
Come on man are you joking? Warrior usually you luck out with 7 patches or you go big+recruit.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stark_Naked
how do you win with a Jade class in DR

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberfire
haha epic my dude kill yourself while you're at it
@Bidwell
literally never got offered jade as shaman
on druid i ran into le divine shield each turn meme and haha you didn't draw shit early okay lemme just drop 7 12/12s oops i guess you lose

TechHater
TechHater

he didn't reach rank 5 with Ike Warrior

askme
askme

@TechHater
How about above rank 5

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TechHater
only 1 deckhand
only 1 frothing
only 1 korkron
fucking blood razor
he fell for the ike meme

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TechHater
It's called Pirate Warrior in English user, and why the hell would you run Blood Razor?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme
You can reach legend with it but if you're really TriHarding Tempo Rogue and Zoolock are better midrange decks

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StrangeWizard
Wait,this thing? How does it fare vs priests

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Lunatick
@hairygrape

This is clearly a more midrange deck that eschews the total aggressive gameplan of pre-nerf Pirate Warrior, Blood Razor is insane versus things like Hunter, Druid, and Paladin. I don't understand your point, this is definitely the transition in deck building the archetype needed to adjust to the meta- it plays like wotog Tempo Warrior which I love

5mileys
5mileys

boss summons 7 boombots
I realize his hand is full and vanish
the boombots deathrattle triggers because there's no where to go in their hands and I die

HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

whereismyname
whereismyname

@King_Martha
This is what I play, you definitely want Gul'Dan for Priest matchups. I think Saronite Chain Gang is a better card in the deck than Tar Creeper, but if you want to go full anti-aggro I'd cut Crystalweaver for another How Long :pick: and a Creeper

The version that plays Vulgar Homunculus, Demonfire, and double Bloodfury potion instead of Keleseth is also good but I don't prefer it. There are various other cards to consider like Vicious Fledgling, Fire Fly, Glacial Shard, Nerubian Unraveler, etc. if you want to target something or have a preference

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

what do

Snarelure
Snarelure

@whereismyname
And you reached legend with that one?
Why not two corsairs and 1 less kobold

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
play Spellstone on 7 for three 5/5
Anduin on 8

Nice game hearthbabs

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Give me your worst.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Snarelure
Zoo is definitely good enough to reach legend with of you play your cards right, although I personally went from 3-1 with Tempo Rogue- Leeroy Shadowstep lethals make me happy.

Honestly in context there are a lot of archetypes from.the past I have liked that are viable now and Hunter isn't uselss, top 5 meta for me (Hearthstone was never great outside Un'Goro lol)

Techpill
Techpill

@5mileys
Im legit rank 5 each month in standard and didnt know that.
I usually avoid any single player adventure stuff tho.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StrangeWizard
HAHAHAHA NICE MEME DIDNT MATTER WHAT I PICKED
FLUMMOX
FLUMMOX
FLUMMOX
FLUMMOX
FLUMMOX
EPICCCCCCCCC XDDD

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StrangeWizard
Boom bots go well with Flag. Bag isn't the best for you since your deck is expensive. Don't pick the Kobold.

whereismyname
whereismyname

double defile double hellfire in top 12 cards nice epic skill

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CouchChiller
Okay. Sadly i dont have Guldan but hey what can you do.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@whereismyname
Stop playing Druid/Hunter and Paladin and start playing Rogue and Warlock

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RumChicken
But i dont like playing 10 turn games.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@RumChicken

stop playing a deck because one guy had 4 board clears in top 12

yeah no you results oriented shitter

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

drawing both Doomguards one after the other on turns 3 and 4 with possessed lackey in hand

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TreeEater
It's really not the end of the world, you don't need it although it does help your Priest matchup. Replace with something like a 3-drop or a Spellbreaker. Dreadlord probably isn't worth playing without Gul'Dan, though.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

should I craft blingtron

TreeEater
TreeEater

@New_Cliche
crafting wild cards

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sir_Gallonhead
you know what they say, Doomguards always travel in pairs

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
what the fuck is this dude

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
Eh i figured id try with this one.
Maybe i should put in silverware golem.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
Looks fine to me

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BlogWobbles
what am i supposed to be seeing here
this is like the 4th time i see this gif posted and i have no idea whats going on in it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Poker_Star
looks fine to me, happy value trading user

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@GoogleCat
Its a dude

eGremlin
eGremlin

Daily reminder that half the viewership of hearthstone is literally just toast's audience.

massdebater
massdebater

@eGremlin
And The Big Bang theory is the most watched American television shiw, what's your point? Senf and Vanq are on

Booteefool
Booteefool

@eGremlin
watching le epic rebbit manchild xddd

kys

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
god I hate his ugly gook face and his ugly gook voice
the dude sounds like he's stuck in permanent puberty

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
he's a soyboy
@BunnyJinx
he's pretending not to be a soyboy 'oh no, I have to play priest again, damn it!'

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@eGremlin
I notice that being chill and thinking positively are more popular than Hearthstone. Really makes you think, doesn't it.

@AwesomeTucker
I was there briefly, and what annoyed me was the fact that everyone was calling his relationship with his female housemates a 'harem'. Like he has a chance in hell with any of those girls.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Booteefool

I don't I'm just pointing out that it's less that hearthstone is a top viewed game and more that a popular meme streamer streams it as their main game. If literally just one person stopped streaming hearthstone the drop in viewership would be staggering, and the people watching him are watching for his personality, not the game.

Hearthstone is shit I guess is the point. People who take it seriously are pathetic.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Bidwell
Ok

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Bidwell
People who take it seriously are pathetic.

I-I don't need reminding user

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
everything that has aggro/board control in it runs patches and pirate cancer

Ropecoach did nothing wrong ditching this game, whoever printed this card together with jade idol needs to be set on fire naked

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Garbage Can Lid
Where he is living? Dorm somewhere? Why there are constantly grill streamers popping into his stream?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@eGremlin
That's because based Kripp isn't online

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

it depresses me that nearly every class has a "tempo"deck, more appropriate would be calling it aggro, that includes the patches package and corridor creeper/bonemare combo
the fucking state of this game

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperGod
I think it's called offline tv or something? It's a house full of streamers, I think they have a youtube series about them living together which is the point of them doing it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

who wants 80 g on eu?
dragyg#2135 first come first serve.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RavySnake
why would I want to play this shit game

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Hunter is so retarded even the hand is retarded but I need the gold

Evilember
Evilember

nice

girlDog
girlDog

censoring name
get mouth cancer

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Does nobody here play on NA? The past 20-odd 80g quests have all been EU

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spazyfool
NA LUL

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Spazyfool
Good deck building solves this

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

wanna play mage
don't have the quest
or ice blocks
or counterspell
or antonidas
or glyphs
or kirin tor mage, or simulacrum, or aluneth, or dk

anything to do or should I just wait for the expansion in april?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TalkBomber
wtf did you start playing the game this week

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fried_Sushi
"Put in play" is more Magicy wording, just "Summon a minion with ______" works fine. I like it. Inventive concept worth thonking about.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Need clarifaction on something. I'm new, so I haven't ever opened any Gadgetzan or Old Gods boosters, and I think only one or two Ungoro. I need Patches for a deck I am making. I'm still eligible for a guaranteed legendary if I open up to 10 packs of Gadgetzan (or Old Gods, or Ungoro), correct?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
No, I'm f2p playing since old gods. I was lucky with a lot of cards (was able to craft tempo rogue, jade druid, evolve shaman when it didn't suck that much, and cubelock) but for some reason I didn't get a single good mage card. And I can't craft them all.

Well, I have one pyroblast to be honest...

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BunnyJinx
Yes

boosters

Please don't use that term

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Oh so Scamaz cheated in yet another tournament and was allowed to continue but a BR made a similar error and was instantly disqualified because Blizzard demands that DisguisedToast, Hafu, or Trump win.

What a fucking shitty company Jesus Christ.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Bidwell
Thanks

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Carnalpleasure
How did Scamaz cheat?
I am pretty sure he used all the provided passwords.

Snarelure
Snarelure

What did he mean by this?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Snarelure
Because gnomeferatu is redundant when your gameplan is to destroy your opponent's deck entirely?

He's forgetting that some games you might not draw Rin, but whatever. Let HS ""pros"" be HS ""pros""

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Snarelure
He doesn't agree that gnomeferatu and rin both aim to accomplish the same task (eliminating your opponents threats before they come into playu

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
@Carnalpleasure
Um

Lunatick
Lunatick

Toast end his stream early because he wants to practice some stupid dance with his thot housemate.

It's over bros. Even Toast is fallen into normie.

TechHater
TechHater

@Lunatick
Toast was always normie

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Snarelure
I questioned that when the world championship decklists first came out.

likme
likme

@TalkBomber

You what a worse feeling is? Having all of the cards for various meta decks, but wanting to play none of them because it's so goddamn monotonous. I'm like that cat that after a life of hard work finally got all the hotdogs but yet still feels empty inside.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lunatick

Why are they all so, idk what you'd call it... rhythm-deaf? It's not a hard dance, why does it seem so difficult for them to do this little bit?

Do most people have shitty rhythm? Honest question, this shit is easy as fuck for me, but so is playing instruments and I guess most people can't do that either? Like 1-2-3-4 I don't understand why it's so difficult for people?

massdebater
massdebater

@Poker_Star
is this autism in written format

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
screencapping your posts and saving them for later on the 4chins

Spamalot
Spamalot

@massdebater
is this autism in written format

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Booteefool
I just searched for the post and capped it from an archived thread

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
When opening Old Gods packs, be advised that C'Thun is a bonus and doesn't count as your guaranteed lego.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
gay

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Soft_member
wow you sure showed me with those hot opinions

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@New_Cliche
Thank you. Seems like a disappointing pull if it was

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

they won't nerf priest because the raza priests in the teen ranks play really bad

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Snarelure
I used to believe in Darwinism

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
they won't nerf priest because there is a chance they will draw really bad
I once wrestled razakus priest almost into fatigue as an aggrofag because he had answers to everything I got but had less than four cards in his deck constantly and had to delay me from lethal with his combo pieces

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@farquit
had less than four cards in his deck
In his hand I meant.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Dreamworx
You get him plus two Beckoners as an extra when you open the first pack. He's not even in it.

girlDog
girlDog

@hairygrape
I miss C'thun decks

eGremlin
eGremlin

@farquit
I think they expected The Darkness to be the super-duper counter with his 3 candles. Too bad that card sucks ass early to mid game by how much of a tempo pit it is.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
remember when c'thun decks where OP haha

Nojokur
Nojokur

Haven't played HS since release of Ungoro
Have 1129 wins with Priest
It's now cancer and I look fotm

It's worth it if it means priest is finally in a good place

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nojokur
Yeah but it also means the game is in a poor place overall

WebTool
WebTool

@Nojokur
golden hero
"What a fag, he must have grinded that by beaing a..."
pirate/wallet warrior shitter
face/mid shaman shitter
secret/aggro paladin shitter
face/secret hunter shitter
jade/aggro druid shitter
burn/freeze mage shitter
renolock/zoolock shitter
tempo/aggro rogue shitter
dragon/razakus priest shitter

There's no way around it, having a golden hero will make everyone think you're a netdecking piece of shit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

my control deck almost gets outvalued by smorc paladin because sunkeeper is broken

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

is this current meta the best priest will ever be?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@GoogleCat
I think he had less competition in last expansion

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Spazyfool

Double Hyena can be devastating if he can't clear them both. I mean, it's a priest so he can but your only shot there.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@GoogleCat
It's all downhill from here. Whenever a class is broken like this, they never give it good cards again for about ~2 years. See: Shaman currently

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BlogWobbles
Wow hes gotten fat as fuck

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx

Sometimes I feel like I should run stonehills in my aggro pally just because it can get me more tarims. It wouldn't even be that bad because stonehill can protect your other minions so they can go face.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@PackManBrainlure
That's what all that hormone shit will do to you. Poor kid.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
I played 81 games today and all of them were enjoyable.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Why can't I get the druid dungeon done? It seems like it should be the easiest on paper, but blizzard refuses to give me good card buckets/good artifacts

MPmaster
MPmaster

go to bed, decide to play a bit before sleeping
match is going well
disconnect during my turn, reconnect, it's no longer my turn
disconnect again, now minions refuse to attack

I love that this game has a mobile version but boy is it shit. Playiing ladder on this crap is giving out free stars

TreeEater
TreeEater

@MPmaster
Get a better internet connection and/or phone. I never drop when playing on mobile.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
Druid
Jade or quest
shaman
battlecries with jade or elementals
warrior
Big warrior with lots of recruits. Gotta highroll that shit.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evilember
trust me, it's an absolute fucking meme deck that only happens 1 out of every 30 matches
I've literally had 9+ spider ambushes in my deck and hadn't drawn any despite playing multiple coldlights

askme
askme

@Evil_kitten
pretty much any class with jades is an instant win assuming you get jades

iluvmen
iluvmen

Is blackguard paladin worth a shit at all

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
I know, I can't seem to get jade decks consistently at all, and usually only when I've got bad passives to go with it.

Evilember
Evilember

@idontknow
I completed all nine the first day. I would do the first encounter and then choose any Jade cards after. If there weren't any Jade stuff, I would just concede the next match. Made for very easy Dungeon Runs desu.

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
Him

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Anyone on NA i can spectate for the "Watch and learn"quest? Thanks

Playboyize
Playboyize

@iluvmen
no

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Nude_Bikergirl
cassl #1320

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

nerf Defile to 3 mana
no refund for Prince Taldaram

whereismyname
whereismyname

Is picking frozen for packs crazy?

idontknow
idontknow

Can someone direct me somewhere that has information on the best free or nearly free decks?

I have some cards but every single interesting deck I have seen online I have not been able to build insofar as they all have cards I don't have or can't afford the dust for.

I need a solid deck or two that doesn't require tons of more rare cards. I suck at making decks on my own. I could really use some guidance.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@idontknow
AAECAR8OyQTeBLsF8gWuBtkHxQjbCYEK/gz0wAKJwwLKywKmzgII2AGoArUD6wfTzQLXzQLd0gLe0gIA

askme
askme

@idontknow
Can't really recommend a deck without knowing your collection. You usually want to build decks around the expensive cards you already have that the deck needs.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PurpleCharger

What is this nonsense? I'm new to the game, I could use a bit of help.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@idontknow

DESU just focus on rerolling 40g quests and use your gold to play arena for cheap packs

It is impossible to hit rank 5 with anything that is not Tier-1 10k+ dust

TechHater
TechHater

@idontknow
you can get the innkeeper program from hearthpwn and let it scan your collection and then filter decklists only you can create

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Snarelure

use this to tell you what to draft in arena

http://www.heartharena.com/overwolf

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

new meta when

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Snarelure
It is impossible to hit rank 5 with anything that is not Tier-1 10k+ dust

I mean, that's just not even close to true. You can definitely hit rank 5, even legend, with a budget hunter deck.

massdebater
massdebater

Kripp is playing wild again.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@w8t4u

Stop trying to trick more noobs into playing budget hunter on ladder just so (you) can have an easier climb.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@massdebater
Oh good I should watch.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@askme

Yea, that's rather annoying for me but it makes sense.

@Snarelure

I'll try. Thanks.

@TechHater

Checking this out now, figuring out how to install atm.

@Nojokur

Thanks, I'll use this.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stark_Naked
I'm assuming you got the free Death Knight from the frozen throne prologue? Make sure you do if you haven't.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stark_Naked

Remember, try not to clear 40g quests.

You get one quest reroll every day.

Try to use the rerolls in 40gs that are very generic such as "win 3"

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RumChicken

So I want to get the win 3 NOT the 40g?

@Dreamworx

I do not have any cards called Death Knight, no. Obviously it's not a class either so I am confused.

What does innkeeper do for me once it syncs, I don't see a button for 'make deck' or anything. Still playing with it though.

girlDog
girlDog

@w8t4u

I mean some 40g quests such as "win 3 with any class" cannot be played around. If you play hearthstone you will accidently clear the quest so you should prioritize those for your reroll.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Nude_Bikergirl
Some gaming cafe here in town did a fundraiser for that dude that died in that SWAT call, The news called Hearthstone "Online Wizard Poker"

I thought you guys might enjoy this

http://ksn.com/2018/01/14/game-on-72-hour-tournament-raises-funds-for-finch-family/

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How do I not autolose to this deck as mage?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Boy_vs_Girl
Pray that they never have an active duskbreaker?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@w8t4u
I do not have any cards called Death Knight, no. Obviously it's not a class either so I am confused.
It's a card that replaces your hero power with a better one among other things. The cards are pretty nice to build decks around as they are all pretty good. You get one free in the frozen throne solo adventure prologue.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Boy_vs_Girl
big mage is pretty good for it

Inmate
Inmate

@Nojokur
Up the mana cost to about 7 and lower the stats to 2/2, now you're on Team 7!

likme
likme

@idontknow
play shadowverse instead

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@GoogleCat
God I hope so

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@w8t4u
@Emberfire
Those are actually called hero cards, death knight cards are given by Lich King and Arfus.
As that user said, they replace your hero after playing them; they usually have game swinging effect on play and upgrade your hero power. Power level on every one of them is high enough to put them in every deck desu

Firespawn
Firespawn

@whereismyname
no, he's a good player and got me 4 packs last time

I'm putting faith in mah boi though

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is this game good yet?

Methshot
Methshot

candlebitch rolls perfect 4 times in a row

like and subscribe to my reddit

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

dead game dead general

RumChicken
RumChicken

can't finish priest or mage dungeon run
Send help. I keep scraping through to the last boss then getting annihilated.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@whereismyname
choose sintolol

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PackManBrainlure
Once Artifact and MtG arena come out, this general will stop existing. For good.

TechHater
TechHater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Why you want HS to die?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Is $100 enough to enjoy this game?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TreeEater
Starting from nothing? No

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I want to fuck Yip

FastChef
FastChef

@Evil_kitten
I played some kind of token Druid with +1/+1 to all minions, and it was easy shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

anyone here happen to have any 80g quests they don't mind sharing?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Did Muzzy explain why Mark of the Wild is in his world's aggro druid list?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
Fuck off

askme
askme

do an 80g quest with someone I added from here
he keeps messaging me saying I could have traded it in some streamer's chat
I thought that was a meme

likme
likme

@askme
It is a meme.

Gib all ur 80g quest to me instead

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@askme
80 gold is worth about a buck. You'd have to put in way more effort to trade quests than it's worth.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@5mileys
have never played against mill rogue like nigga

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TurtleCat
How much do I need then? Is $140 enough that's like two triple a titles and some dlc. I played when there was only naxxramas and base but sold my wow account for $750 and it was attached

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RavySnake
$750
That's more like it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Gigastrength
Damn well yeah I can't afford that. I just want to get started so I can maintain and build whatever. I was at that point back then. That's like two high end custom mechanical keyboards :(

happy_sad
happy_sad

Midrange-ish Warlock with Summoning Portal is surprisingly viable against Cube/Control/Priest shitfest on low ranks.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@LuckyDusty
In all seriousness, if you just wanted to put together a single deck for laddering you could probably do it for a couple hundred bucks. If you just wanted to play the game and have fun you don't really need to spend anything.

farquit
farquit

@RumChicken
Yeah I'm a hyper competitive person so laddering is playing to me. I can't believe the game is just getting more and more expensive, I was kind of hoping the opposite would happen as new sets came out. It's more expensive than having a deck for mtg standard and a ygo format put together.
Well thanks guess I'll stick to warframe

idontknow
idontknow

@farquit
This is the most expensive time, it will get cheaper when the next expansion comes out and old cards leave standard.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@farquit
I mean this is because you're starting from scratch and the format has the most sets in standard right now. Once sets rotate the price should drop back down (only buying from 4 expansions instead of 6 like it is now).

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
This is literally the worst timing for coming back to hearthstone. Soon they will nerf some cards which may destroy certain decks, 6 expansions are in effect etc.

Come back in April when there's a fresh cycle and you'll be much more even with other players.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@idontknow
@GoogleCat
I had no idea there were formats now. The game must be very different from when I played. I made it to legend but that doesn't mean anything I just grinded with a stacked warrior deck. I'm looking at the game as a nice way to get my vidya fix on just about any hardware. Nice to be able to do something engaging on a normal laptop and not some huge gaming monster but maybe it'll be cheaper to just buy a literal gaming laptop than play.
I'll look into formats and come back with the same question when sets rotate.
How is the population? Are people still playing?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Yeah it's very popular still. I'd you play wild at high ranks then you will see the same player occasionally.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Snarelure
The game still sees a bunch of play. Even at off hours at mid-rank in wild I never wait more than like 20-30 seconds for a match.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
if you just wanted to put together a single deck for laddering you could probably do it for a couple hundred bucks
Average booster's 100 dust, and you can make a good spiteful priest deck for a few thousand. Face Hunter's 2k tops. so that's 20-40 packs for a deck that could get you to legend even if you're unlucky and don't pull the Spiteful Summoners and Corridor Creepers you need.

You get a bunch of free packs when starting out, a free lego DK from solo play, $5 starter set, and $20 adventures that can be dusted for 3k each or used to play in Wild.

If all I wanted was a single deck for competitive lattering, I could get it for <$30.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@viagrandad
It's good against other aggressive decks, heck people are playing Demonfire in some Zoo to success and it's a strictly better version 80% of the time

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberfire
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wild

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@RumChicken
couple hundred bucks
single deck for laddering

This game is mildly offensive but don't lie about it

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spazyfool
Is face hunter really good enough to get legend still?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Emberfire
wild

Illusionz
Illusionz

@King_Martha
@Lord_Tryzalot
*dabs to rank 5 in 20 minutes*

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
@Lord_Tryzalot
Piss off retards. You aren't contributing anything to a discussion at all.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@ZeroReborn
Yes, though it'll take you a little longer than if you were using a better deck.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Illusionz
@Soft_member
defending wild

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Spazyfool
Should have said I assume that you don't immediately dust everything to craft a single deck but rather only dust the truly terrible cards.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Ignoramus
I'm not defending wild at all you child. I'm simply sick of all this shitposting that serves 0 purpose and ruins the general.

And people wonder why this general is dead all the time.

Methshot
Methshot

Why are greedy decks not punished? Why is a Cucklock allowed to play both N'zot, Gul'dan and Rin and still win vs aggro?

5mileys
5mileys

@Methshot
Cheating out big minions was a mistake. Imagine the old gods meta if warriors could have put down N'Zoth on turn 6.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

set warlock to 2 hp with a weapon in my hand
he has no cards, he has played both voidwalkers
the only way for him to survive is to topdeck exactly bonemare
topdecks bonemare

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Playboyize
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wild

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

warlock decks literally revolve around weapon
no one runs removal
Are 30 cards too few if people would rather fight it out than run a Harrison? What if decks were increased to 40 cards and matches were a bo3 with sideboard?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TalkBomber
Still wouldn't cost hundreds unless you take a super narrow view of "truly terrible".

If you're playing on a budget, you dust shit like Dragoncaller Alanna and DK Rexxar that could maybe be used in a low t2 fun deck, and use them to craft the staples you need to play real decks

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
kys mtg moron

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PackManBrainlure
matches were a bo3 with sideboard?
That's all you need

Otherwise there is no point in running in weapon destruction when its a complete dead card in every other matchup.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
MtG arena will kill this game

TechHater
TechHater

@Lunatick
ooze is okay against paladin
@Sharpcharm
OMEGALUL

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TechHater
OMEGALUL
People actually type like this

TechHater
TechHater

@Sharpcharm
MTG is dying, user. Wizard's liberal agenda and their terrible business practices all but assured MTG's failure.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@JunkTop
Also, thanks to powercreep, you can safely dust just about everything in the first two adventures unless you're planning on playing a few very specific decks. So that's 5k dust for $50 even if you keep the good cards. That alone should get you a pair of competitive decks.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@JunkTop
I only said a couple hundred. I would only dust things I would be confident would never see any form of play. Stuff like Runespear or Nogg. I think both Alanna and Rexxar could see play under the right meta. But yes if you dusted everything that wasn't seeing play at the time you got it, you could probably make a deck for pretty cheap.

5mileys
5mileys

@Booteefool
Well yeah, if you want to play every deck that's at least t3 then you'll need to drop some serious money, but that's not really just putting together "a single deck for laddering" anymore.

5mileys
5mileys

you can hit rank 5 ez with inner fire priest a total poorfag deck

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
Tiers for decks change. It'd be foolish to dust good cards when they may be used in T1 decks with future support. If you wanted a good T1 deck today and don't give a shit about your future collection then yes it would be cheap short term, but certainly not long term.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Boy_vs_Girl
2 mana more for +1 health and poisonous
Why did they make Maexxna so bad?

Evilember
Evilember

Why do my arena runs always bomb when I try to play tempo rogue? This has happened many times now. The only class I can seem to get high wins with is control mage. Yes I use Hearth Arena.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
It's enough to get one good ladder deck, or two if you're lucky. Problem is the daily quests often require you to play other classes, so you want at least 4 playable classes.

If you focus on getting aggro decks (they share lots of cards) with paladin, warlock, hunter and perhaps one other class, the game can be fun. Not sure it's possible with $100, but maybe once you start completing the quests you'll get there.

You still have arenas and dungeon runs which are fun and don't require cards.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

6 mana card: Play aggro paladin

Battlecry: Play against druid with double swipe and double plague in their top 10 cards

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@5mileys
Yeah but a lot of new players can't pilot it well, the Spiteful Summoner version is far more braindead

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fried_Sushi
Deathrattle: Queue into a shaman with devolve and maelstrom portal

Spamalot
Spamalot

best newbie decks are aggro decks
best aggro decks have patches
patches is rotating in a few months
wat do?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spamalot
Play Cunnyverse

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@girlDog
You've moved the goalposts from a single deck for laddering to every single deck that might eventually be competitive.

@TreeEater
Yeah, that's enough for 3 or 4 good ladder decks if you're smart about it. Then you can take the staples you crafted for those decks and use them in fun t2 decks along with cheaper cards.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
Hunter

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I have all the good commons and rares from the first two expansions, but none of the leggos or epics except Emperor Thaurissan. Should I buy them?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@CodeBuns
Buy the adventures you mean? Yes, yes you should.

WebTool
WebTool

@New_Cliche
*sniffsniff*

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BlogWobbles
JUST

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Priest Lyra rng's into divine spirit, divine spirit, innerfire

Well played, yes so well played my dear opponent.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@ZeroReborn
Just had same happen to me but on bigger scale.
56/56 lyra

farquit
farquit

@iluvmen
From now on, I'm just going to kill Lyra everytime, fuck rng. Even if I can set up lethal for next turn, like I did in that instance, it's fucking dead

SniperWish
SniperWish

@farquit
Thats a given but in this occasion he dropped lyra and did a divine spirit on it and well i had 10 damage onboard vs his 12.
So then he did mix of shadow visions and buffs till he got 56 and you can imagine the rest.

hairygrape
hairygrape

IS THIS THE BEST DECK EVER CREATED??????????????????????????????????????

w8t4u
w8t4u

@hairygrape
One Fishes

TreeEater
TreeEater

lol i love this game

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TreeEater
lol i love you user

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Any tips for mage dungeon run?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StrangeWizard
Hero power+coldarra drake
Quest+timestop (i did this one)
Elementals+DK

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
go for cloak and hope you don't get candlebeard

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i haven't played in a long time. has there ever been a deck that focused on buffing fools bane, gaining lots of armour and then just murdering everything yourself?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Stark_Naked
jade druid

WebTool
WebTool

@Stark_Naked
Nope but you can build a pirate deck with weapons.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stark_Naked
just brawl lmao

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
but i want to do this

with rummaging kobold + forge of souls i can reliably always have it, bring it on + justicar nets me armour, the only weak link are the weapon buffing cards themselves but they're... alright

@iluvmen
i want to hit things

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

t5 coin spiteful summoner
summons tyrantus
Why do you still play shitstone?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Crazy_Nice
It's the only good mobile game.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
good
OH NO NO NO

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Raving_Cute
Compared to the rest of mobile games, it is.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I haven't played since the expansion release, except for doing the intro quests and a few dungeon runs.

Is the meta more fun than KFT, or worse?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@ZeroReborn
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Stark_Naked
No, but there are decent weapon decks you could fit that card into.

https://hsreplay.net/archetypes/200/spiteful-warrior

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RumChicken
Im afraid right now only rogue can reliably kill stuff with beefed up Kingsbane.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
But it is user, what's your problem?

You playing farmville or what?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BunnyJinx
it's better because highlander priest isn't the only deck anymore.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@w8t4u
what is good now? I got really put off when all the early decks were just aggro.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@w8t4u
i'd rather play against raza than big spell dragon priest

RumChicken
RumChicken

get on
lose 8 games in a row

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
https://hsreplay.net/meta/#tab=archetypes

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Inmate
aggro paladin
murloc paladin
zoo warlock
welp, guess the meta is even more shit now, I'll just wait for MTG Arena then :/

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

this game has gotten so fucking bad it's sad.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Boy_vs_Girl
I really am sad about the state of this game.

It was a part of my daily life for so long, but it has finally reached the point where I just can't be fucking bothered to even do my quests, let alone actually play.

takes2long
takes2long

ive stumbled upon a great hearthstone alternative

Evilember
Evilember

@RumChicken
:(

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@takes2long
It has less RNG and is cheaper, good find.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
i'm actually enjoying playing all the different shades of aggro because you can actually beat control decks now

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
Me too

SniperWish
SniperWish

@iluvmen
Source on that webm?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Ok, which of you fuckers were the brain dead Keleseth Pirate Warrior on Rank 5 floor I faced as Big Mage?

Turns out not trading/ignoring my two arcane artificer was not a good idea after all? Those little elemental fucker gave me 20 armor to stabilize and even enough time to play Alanna for the win.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkibHc86j2g&feature=youtu.be&t=10m2s

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperWish
Dunno but you can have this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPMBx4PBx7E

hairygrape
hairygrape

@AwesomeTucker
gg i was the warrior :)

farquit
farquit

@AwesomeTucker
me

viagrandad
viagrandad

@hairygrape
@farquit
shut up it was me

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
@Garbage Can Lid
Cheers

5mileys
5mileys

every deck requires tons of epics
get 1 epic maybe every 10th pack
it's a fucking duplicate of one of the few completely dogshit useless epics

thanks based ben brode

Skullbone
Skullbone

you'll never get hugged by allie

why live

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@5mileys
just buy more packs

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
get 1 epic maybe every 10th pack
What do you mean maybe?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Skullbone
I want her to tie me up and shit in my mouth

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@5mileys
Just stop being poor lol

FastChef
FastChef

@Evil_kitten
say 3 goods mobile games

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CouchChiller
In case you weren't just memeing, can you explain the scat fetish to me?

I think I can fap to most stuff by now, but scat and puke is the one thing I just don't get.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
can you imagine a more submissive act than eating someone's literal shit?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@happy_sad
Is that all it is? Because I understand submission like getting peed on or strapon rammed, but eating shit? That's fucking disgusting.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@happy_sad
Here.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Carnalpleasure
fake and gay

iluvmen
iluvmen

Guys I won a game!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@iluvmen
Well done! ^__^

5mileys
5mileys

@Carnalpleasure
I'm in public, what is that?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@5mileys
It's safe to view, unless you get triggered easily.

happy_sad
happy_sad

who do i pick for the champion thing? they all look like fucking spackers

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@happy_sad
Me

cum2soon
cum2soon

@iluvmen
Congrats! What deck are you using?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@New_Cliche
fuck off purple

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
going with kolento this time.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@happy_sad
Pavel Kappa

King_Martha
King_Martha

@happy_sad
I always go with neirea, he never streams so his keikaku is safe

hairygrape
hairygrape

@King_Martha
secret plans
everyone officially posted same decks

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

thinking the player matters in a coinflip simulator

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@happy_sad
Best Pajeet Muzzer

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Skullbone
@massdebater
attention whore who plays video games all day

why not be attracted to someone who is an actual contributing member of society?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@AwesomeTucker
Indians aren't Muslim you fucking ignorant privileged cuck.

5mileys
5mileys

What are the chances of a priest not having duskbreaker on 4 or 3 with coin? Because I've never seen it happen

WebTool
WebTool

@PackManBrainlure
Muzzy is 56%-ter,not an Indian though.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
depends on your hero
if you're a paladin or hunter they will have it

WebTool
WebTool

i don't know what makes me more mad weapon rogue or OTK mage

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@5mileys
You can't calculate odds in HS, because all the "random" algorithms are biased in some way, including the matchmaker and dealer.

happy_sad
happy_sad

did I go full retard with the footman?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@happy_sad
Yes you did,put in a rhino and you can use 1/1 parrots as filler.

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
Why would you ever put in footman? Put in anything else instead. Abusive Sargent, leper gnome, ANYTHING!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PackManBrainlure
1. Some of Indians are Muslim, it's one of their main religions alongside Buddhism
2. Pajeet is an Indian stereotypical name, I thought Muzzy was Indian...?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@ZeroReborn
ignore the post you replied to
my vegan gf was watching me type so i had to be edgy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Deadlyinx
@girlDog
The thinking behind it was to put up some defense when setting up scavenging hyenas, normally I had a candleshot there. I will try macaws again.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

are indians people :thinking:

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Gigastrength
How big is her cock and is it much bigger than yours?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CodeBuns
Hyenas wont survive in current meta for long anyway unless they get above 4 hp
warlock spellstone
silence
death
Paladin weapons
soulfire
wrath

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
Yes, especially younger Indian women, they are very much people, if you know what I mean ;^)

The problem with Indians is that all they know how to do is fix computers or cell phones, but refuse to speak normal English.

@kizzmybutt
Bigger than mine of course.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
hyenas die 9/10 times, but the 10th time I manage to get 10/6 windfury hyena at turn 3

should I even keep them there?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@w8t4u
That 10/6 windfury hyena is also accomplished by charging it from your hand with a rhino which you cut off. Also vicious fledling on turn 4 warrants a response from just about any class+you can also rhino it

Imo biggest problem i face with hunter atm is lack of card draw

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Booteefool
I probably rhinoed a minion like 4 times in my 200 hunter games (200 hs games overall though). I really feel like I dont get to use it at all.
Fledgeling warrants a response, but it gets ALWAYS killed immediatelly, is that even good at that point? And yeah, Im ALWAYS out of cards if I dont win by turn 7 what to do with that?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fried_Sushi
It's great removal bait. If you can get them to use a polymorph on a fledgling then you're up on mana and your Highmanes are a bit safer.
Rhino is great but maybe more of a late game minion than people think. Use it with deathrattles that spawn beasts ideally.

FastChef
FastChef

@Fried_Sushi
remove small add big
don't be poor, add leeroy and patches package

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fried_Sushi
Well i use rhino with charging alot but i play hunter in >wild so its slightly easier.
Also rhino+creeper is really great.
Now what imi actually waiting for is either a card drawing proper beast or 1 drop i can recruit with camel.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef
I started playing a few days ago, I already bought welcome package that got me 2 corridors, but its really too early to spend dosh on 2 legendaries.
@Emberfire
tfw no highmanes in deck cause all my matches end before then
@BinaryMan
how do I survive long enough for creepers + rhino?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TalkBomber
What do you mean how do you survive,unless its an aggro paladin which obliterates you since you dont run hounds with decent draws you got upper hand till turn 4-5
Then if board gets cleared you drop your shit and hope for the best.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@happy_sad
craft leeroy

pretty much the most important legendary in the game

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat
ah, okay
changed some stuff for the lategame, lets see how it works out
@Poker_Star
I will craft him as soon as I can, or should I get patches first?

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
Flanking Strike

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Dreamworx
Highmanes are too slow for standard,put two alpha wolves instead.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
if I remove highmanes, shouldnt I remove rhinos too?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Playboyize
Rhino has charge,gives charge to everything else and unless its removed your opponent is fucked.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
okay
I also get fucked by secrets all the time, should I put flares in there instead of something?

Techpill
Techpill

tfw no gift giving daddy to poz my neghole with his toxic load

WebTool
WebTool

@Spamalot
all the time
From whom, mages that run 2 counterspells and that will activate valet one way or another?
Other hunters that show once in a blue moon?

Evilember
Evilember

@WebTool
well, yeah, but thats every game Im not playing against a priest or a lock, so maybe 1 flare instead of 1 rhino/hounds?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evilember
Well personally i dont have problems with mages but hey,what do you want me to say. Above rank 5 in wild its impossible to play a hunter.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Harmless_Venom
okay, I will think about it and we will see, thanks for your help man!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

user, the fact you dusted your wild set like a retard and now are stuck in pig-dog standard doesn't mean everyone did.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PurpleCharger
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wild

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

turn 4 is coming up, I should save my Duskbreaker in case he has Call to Arms, even though I take some additional damage
he topdecks it on turn 5 after I played my Duskbreaker

turn 7 is coming up, I should clear the board in case he has Bonemare, even though these trades aren't ideal for me
he plays Bonemare on a 0 mana Creeper

MAN FUCK THIS GAME

THERE'S NO POINT IN PLAYING AROUND ANYTHING
I SHOULD JUST PLAY MY GREEN CARDS AND GO FACE

WHERE DO I FIND A BOT, IT WOULD PROBABLY DO BETTER THAN ME

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
Get fucked spiteful abuser priest filth

JunkTop
JunkTop

get the invis cloak as lock
make a discard lock with it and it fucking deletes every boss
get xol at the end

funny stories to tell you, /hsg/, my friends

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@VisualMaster
How can you have the guts to complain about something at all while playing P*iest?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@idontknow
@Evil_kitten
6 mana 4/4 with a shitty old god isn't even that good now.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Evil_kitten
sorry I'm a bit on edge after my first week in chastity

massdebater
massdebater

@Fried_Sushi
kill yourself, it's on the same level as raza and cubelock

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fried_Sushi
10+/10+ for 6 mana just isnt good enough for priests anymore

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@haveahappyday
I get 5 C'thuns for every Y'Shaarj.

Face it, other classes and Big Priest are better and more consistent at cheating mana.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@GoogleCat
Poor you,you only got a 10/10 for 6 mana.
Whatever will you do

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@haveahappyday
Lose to everything because that is not good at this stage.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
big priest
lose

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Spazyfool
10/10 worth of stats for 6 mana isn't good enough
???

Emberburn
Emberburn

I went from infinite player with 3k gold to poorfag with 200gold and I'm currently trying hard at 6-1

What the fuck happened for arena to get harder lately, or am I losing brain power?

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberburn
You started to roll low on the gambling mode, your brain and the state of the game has hardly anything to do with it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberburn

For the first time in HS history tempo is not how you go infinite in arena. Git gud

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
for priest it isn't, because priest cannot into tempo

King_Martha
King_Martha

@viagrandad
Other user here,can you elaborate on that a bit more?

WebTool
WebTool

try out Gwent this past weekend
genuinely prefer it over Hearthstone

huh... thought I'd hate it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@WebTool
tried out shadowverse 3 months ago
it was a fun game for the first month
then everything went to shit
Only waifu keep me playing that game.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Harmless_Venom
pedo player
Might as well play MTG

Spamalot
Spamalot

@King_Martha

let's say that now you get 12 wins by having 3 mind controls while before you wouldnt even have 1

massdebater
massdebater

fuck control warlocks and fuck priests

Inmate
Inmate

@Spamalot
I didnt find game like that but i did find adaptation to be a gigantic thing.

RavySnake
RavySnake

not picking amulet of plays

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@New_Cliche
It has a lot of daughteru

Flameblow
Flameblow

Post your last 24 hours in this game of chess

Pic related is n'zoth demon cube lock currently at rank 6 wild

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PackManBrainlure
Dat boi is Bengali

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Dreamworx
patches only if you can also afford the double southsea captain. The pirate package builds itself. Patches, Southsea captain, Southsea Deckhand, and a weapon to trigger the deckhands charge.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

this one seanig that added me on asia was rank 5 wild legend the other day. now I can't see him on my friendslist. back to no friends :(

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fuzzy_Logic
Hol up user,il be your frie
asia
Sucks to be you

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fuzzy_Logic
Playing on Asia server

But why?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@New_Cliche
fuck off reddit

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Poker_Star
hating pedos is a reddit thing
MTG judge pls leave

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
Higher skilled players to test my gaming abilities.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Supergrass
2d
pedo
yes, you're reddit

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Need_TLC
asia is worst server sorry friend

come to EU when you are ready to hustle with the big bulls

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

>>201941178
wahhhh let me win in friendly games

do you have autism?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

>>201941178
sent :)

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stark_Naked
@LuckyDusty
looking gift horse in the mouth

FastChef
FastChef

@CodeBuns
Didnt know judges were 2d but hey,what do i know. I really should go more on prereleases then.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BlogWobbles
with the game being practically impossible to play f2p now, I won't play on the europoor server.

FastChef
FastChef

@Nojokur
make it 4 mana and its balanced

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RavySnake
I guess you're not a submissive cuckold then. Sucks to be you.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nojokur
This is a not a good card. Not that it's bad, it's too good. Playing against it would just be awful. You can't destroy it without summoning a card from their deck, your board clear is now useless. And you can't let it stay in fear of them doing something like whirlwind.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I want something just like this da doo doo do do doooooo

TechHater
TechHater

Explain this.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
You suck at the game.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TechHater
You need to buy some packs.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StonedTime
How do I get win streaks then?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

r8 me

girlDog
girlDog

@Lunatick
Fallen
Toast is so normie even normies find him bland.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
Plays cucklock
Complains when gets cucked

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BunnyJinx
best

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BunnyJinx
future laughingstock/10

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BunnyJinx
You know de wae

After seeing bob play it and saying he tested it extensively with Muzzy, I'm convinced that the Cubelock with only Voidlords he brought is the way to build that deck when you can ban Priest, it just dicks everything else so hard

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

God damn man, arena really is a crapshoot. I keep getting these unlucky shit-tier decks and my opponent rolls a bunch of snails and other poisonous shit. Absolutely nothing I can do, no ammount of fireballs is enough to deal with that value. I just wish I got one good deck for once I'm so unlucky...

SniperWish
SniperWish

@happy_sad
What rank do you play lol

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

NEW THREAD

/vg/thread/201948816#p201948816

NEW THREAD

/vg/thread/201948816#p201948816

NEW THREAD

/vg/thread/201948816#p201948816

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BunnyJinx
what do you think youre doing

Methshot
Methshot

@BunnyJinx
50 posts early just so you could put your discord and meme shit in OP
Deported

Emberburn
Emberburn

Its a ''cancerous turd reject from some other drama-filled gen want to force his early OPs and memes here because he is burned out from his natural cancerhole'' episode

Shitty episode

5mileys
5mileys

@BunnyJinx
Nice thread you got there discordfag, it totally won't get nuked at all :^)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methshot
@5mileys

You guys realize that was copy pasted from this thread right

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@VisualMaster
Yea, thats why he even couldn't properly link the last thread, since he is so lazy even making 50 posts early he can't even format properly his thread

And the discord been there in just 2 threads

Snarelure
Snarelure

Try burn mage in wild because theres extra burn
Everything going fine
Reno
Concede and go back to standard

girlDog
girlDog

@Snarelure
burn mage
not 1 turn otk

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@girlDog
The one OTK garbage I ever enjoyed was Malygos Warlock Druid one seems fun but I don't have Kun or Aviana, neither the Druid epics

askme
askme

@TechHater
RNG booshit as Master Kripp would say

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Snarelure
You don't just empty your hand like a retard, you get them low enough so they still feel comfortable, and then you deal 20 damage from hand or some shit and win the game.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Pick a deck I enjoy and tech 2 cards instead of Creepers because I think they are boring
Suddenly can't win anymore
n i c e g a y m e

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
This
The OTKs I've seen can deal 30 from hand anyway, you can do a lot with shit like Sorcerer's Sorcerer's (Thalnos) Frostbolt x2 Ice Lance x2 Roaring Torch x2 Fireball
(That's roughly 39 damage in one turn from hand. Extreme scenario but you get the point)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PackManBrainlure
@Spamalot
It doesn't recruit. It draws three cards and if any of those cards are minnions they are put into play.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CodeBuns
I've been wondering but forgot to ask:
Suppose your hand is full. You play Varian, draw a spell then reveal two minions. Do yuo summon them or burn them? Why?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

playing against kingsblade rogue
destroy their weapon
they conceede
happens twice in a row
gonna take forever to play 30 shaman cards

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Dreamworx
probably burn.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz
Seems hard to pull off without aggro eating your ass

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stark_Naked
destroy their weapon
they conceede
What the fuck
Did you find a way to silence a weapon user?
@StonedTime
Many lists also run 2x Ice Block and 2x Frost Nova, but yes. Too much aggro will overwhelm you

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Don't forget to report the early thread piece of shit

The nigger didn't even linked previous thread correctly

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evil_kitten
We'll just make a proper new thread when this one reaches bump limit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@ZeroReborn
Yea, but don't forget to report his so his thread gets nuked

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

this game is at its worst right now and it hurts to play

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
Jade druid meta was worse, the problem is Memetzan killed all the fun in HS since then

I'm tired of playing my staff mage but I don't feel like wasting dust in creepers, pirates and patches

WebTool
WebTool

Just run into a control druid when doing my Shaman quest
Holy fuck this deck is annoying

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
The what now?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@RumChicken
Didn't took screens, but very slow boring deck, shitload of armor

He took the time of his life cycling jades with full board when I was at 15hp no board at all, fucking cut

Inmate
Inmate

how popular is hearthstone now?

TreeEater
TreeEater

who /kolento/ here?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spazyfool
The one OTK garbage I ever enjoyed was Malygos Warlock
I love my Golem Shaman deck. It's just so fun to drop 4 8/8 golems in a single turn.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methnerd
Those are fun times that don't come back

Firespawn
Firespawn

Why doesn't squelching stop the stupid 'thinking' and 'roping' voicelines? I hate having to hear the god-awful voicing of Maeiv and Alleria

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Crazy_Nice
Not him but you think it should be survives damage instead?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Snoochmagoo #1585 NA for 80g.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Garbage Can Lid
got one

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TreeEater
me, if kolento manages to get me a nice amount of packs.

Techpill
Techpill

Get in here you toxic bastards we're KILLING this arena run

FastChef
FastChef

@Techpill
fucking numales

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nude_Bikergirl
Someone make an actual new thread

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
it doesn't have the "heroes of warcraft" title anymore

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname

/vg/thread/201948816#p201948816
/vg/thread/201948816#p201948816
/vg/thread/201948816#p201948816

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