League of Legends General - /lolg/

Fit girls:
Akali
Fiora
Illaoi
Katarina
Leona
Riven
Sejuani
Shyvana
Vi

I want Zoe to sit on my face.

>ban Illaoi
>Riven is picked
>ban Riven
>Gangplank is picked
>ban Gangplank
>Vladimir is picked
>ban Vladimir
>Nasus is picked
>ban Nasus
>Illaoi is picked
Seriously...how can anyone, ANYONE actually enjoy playing top lane right now? Jesus Christ its actually disgusting how much of a deplorable state top lane is in right now. Fucking shit top lane has to be the most cancerous unfun lane there is, and thats saying a lot because bot lane has faggotry like vayne/janna/cait.

I want to cuddle with cute monsters!

But which ones do kegels?

I dont want anyone to sit on my face
Especially not a cute league girl

I've been playing with the resolve one for the big Q's, thought that seemed to go well with Nasus' kit. The early game is always really rough for me but if I can just ride it out he becomes a beast. I suppose better players will take advantage of his limits

>Be Bronze I
>One game away from series.
>Urgot top.
>Bot Rakan feeds 0-11.
>Things are looking down.
>Kaynbro won't give up.
>Take charge and try to lead the team.
>Get team to stop flaming and work together.
>Get a few lucky breaks, start to catch up.
>Still one ace from losing
>Start risky fight in mid. Team pulls through and gets a solid 5-0.
>March down mid and take the game.

THIS is why I play the game. Fuck I feel invigorated. I know it's just bronze but still.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Noxusfags are beyond creepy and just keep getting worse and worse. The more attention they're given the more autistic they become.

I play tons of Nasus curently, as soon as I have 2-3 items I can 1v2 most people on enemy teams.
I don't do kleptomancy though.
He's a good champ for learning the importance of farm I guess

What is Lulu's favourite fruit??

I want to pat Kog'maw and give him tons of sweets to eat!
Also Yasuo-players!

Sejuani, on the daily. She works out ALL her muscles on the daily.
Her rim in private.

what are you, gay?

But user, how are you going to go swimming IN Lulu?

hows that climb

I want a huge league man to sit on my face!

How many of you are just NEETs who play all day?

You do realize they are sc2/discordies falseflagging, right?

Why is lamb allowed to have the nicest ass in league?

Hey you wierd person who replies to everyone, you didnt answer my question about penetratively cuddling shyvana

>tfw no qt petite gf

WHERE IS THE GU RO SM UT INVOLVING A QT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS GIRL KILLING ME AT???????
YOU HAVE TO WRITE ME SOME, SO I CAN GIFT YOU A FABULOUS RP ITEM OF YOUR CHOICE FOR IT!

I'm a NEET but I don't play all day!
I sleep all day because I have crippling depression and sleeping helps me cope!

>Avatarfag takeover

I play like four hours per day. I'm not a neet for that, but because I surf a lot on the Internet.

I'm NEET and I only recently started playing all day.
Last season was my first season and I was learning everything so I want to actually climb this season.

>weird
Oof!
Dracozyra is one of those annoying girl streamers on twitch, she supplies both her and Shyvana so they can live in luxury.
Donators truely are thirsty..

>allowed
Lamb deserves that perfect butt!
And enjoys having it touched, even though she's extremely selfconcious about it! That's canon for ya!

She's got to have something good going for her.

I thought dracozyra was also doing the same thing all day

Are you the writefag? I could give you some ideas for Sejuani

w-would she like it if I pet her?
while pounding her ass all night?

>make gamebreaking runeset
>game breaks

>sejuani feets
nice thread! post more sejuani feets!

stopwatch into stopwatch into stop watch into stopwatch

lcs sure is fun to watwch

Renekton is the best Jungler and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

wait what happened. is t1 really banned again¨?

Not ALL day! Shyv streams some days too, but not nearly as much as she should to make enough money like Zyra.
Zyra gets wet from the attention and then takes it out on Shyv. Lewdly!

I might be. Yes. I am.
Please, give me all the inspiration you can!

She'd bite your hand if you tried to pat her! And she hates anything sexual where she isn't in control. Not like a dom, but where she bounces herself, is the one moving basically! Or she gets defensive like an animal, for real!

I second this, for inspiration!
You all gain from that, if you like Seju.

furbait is the easiest way to get rich autists to play your game.

Weird moments in LoL

>You and the enemy laner just spend the first minute of the game standing next to each other spamming laugh

his internet probably died or he probably ragequit because he's hardstuck plat

Is Hecarim back?

Does Zyra ever take it out on whatever guy Shyvana is usually sexcuddling with?

Is Tyler still Platyler 1?

so much fun when you do this and the other laner isn't a faggot who attacks you while you're trying to be friendly

>but where she bounces herself, is the one moving basically!
That's fine with me, how do you think I should ask her out?

>toast is silver iv
>tyler is plat 1
>all the other meme streamers are shit ranks too

does this finally prove that personality > skill

>you'll never be Twitch
>you'll never get gangbanged so hard by all of League's furry men you forget your name and only start living to pleasure other men
:(

hang yourself then ask her out when she comes to collect

works irl i tried it ama

user is lost on a cold Freljordian mountain. Sej finds and captures him. Then she forces him to have hot sex with her

>unironically playing a gay champ

It's the only good thing about her, unfortunately. Kindred is so bad as a champion.

Is it worth it to try and actually get good at league. I got to d4 last season and then stopped playing for the most part to focus on school. I know I could get better if I put aside more time to improve. All I want to do is play league but I've got college to worry about.

No.

t. Masters player

In.

>sorry i dont draw shit fetishes
Well, I do, faggit.

sorry user but you not making ivern toplane work doesnt mean its in a deplorable state

just get gold or higher for the free shit and then just do normals or whatever

Kog'maw is for cuddling, snuggling, and teasing by tugging his antennae!

i got placed plat 3

fucking awful

I establish friendliness by showing off my cutest emotes, like Fawn Poppy, to my lane opponent!

Not yet, but if she gets worked up to that dragon boiling point, she probably will!

She acts really cold, but gets all flushy and blushy if you give her flowers. She's traditional by default, so she also adores chocolate or other sweets!
It goes STRAIGHT to her chest and butt. Mostly her butt!

Y-Yeah...
I wish they reworked her passive ASAP so she didn't rely on it, or at least wasn't forced to jungle for it.

I... alright...

Cute! Are you taking requests currently?

I want to pat Kog'maw and call him a GOOD boy!

oh fuck, tyler1 starting back his stream actually scared me

Holy shit if Vi was that flexible and still just as fit I might die from nutting

>double reply

you never give me a double replay

I want to rub Kog'Maw's cloaca!

calm down on the replies sperg

I am kind of certain that human anatomy does not work in this way.

why are people autistically replying to every single post made

So, how is Vlad if I enjoy becoming an unkillable ball of spellvamp on Swain?

Who are some easy adcs? I'm practicing adc since my friend is new and would prefer to support someone who doesn't yell at him.
I'm good at csing but don't always know when to rotate or split or just stick with the team. I've having mixed luck with Ashe.

Has DracoZyra or Shyvana ever streamed with the guy hidden underneath where they're sitting and his dick inside her?

Contortionist would argue otherwise.

you need to lurk more
you dont get it.

Miss Fortune and Twitch

post ranked win streaks

some cunt banned vlad and i lost

who is this fucking (You) farmer

That one is actually entirely possible

>he hasn't figured out he just replies to all his (you)s

How do yall convert your replay webms so they're audioless and fit for Veeky Forums?

Alright, user, I will!

That's hurtful...

He's literally what you just described. I hate playing against Vlads.

Vayne is easy to learn (but hard to master). She's a good adc to learn adc-ing.

No, he's strictly kept in the bedroom for cuddles, warmth and lewd warmth

What do I not get?

I'm just too lazy to keep doing captchas over and over. Waiting 5 minutes and then replying to all things I want to reply to is so much easier. Sorry if that annoys you for some reason.
Would you honestly prefer if I made 15 individual replies and still got the same amount of (You)s?

ains skin for karthus WHEN????

>Mad he can't get (you)'s
Have a (you) on me

>No, he's strictly kept in the bedroom
Even when Shyvana goes to do something?

>WHY IS PPL TALKING TO EACH OTHER
>WHERE ARE THE RUBBING DICKS GREENTEXTS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Has anyone raged harder on stream than Vasili?

Which League boy would you pump full of sperm?

>every game is a coinflip on whether your bot lane is going to lose you the game or not
I sure do love league of legends.

Vayne is easy enough right now, just don't try to be gosu and you'll be fine. MF and Ashe are the most beginner friendly adcs. Besides those two there aren't really any easy adcs per se

I've seen people throw furniture on stream, what did Vasilli do?

allegedly beat his girlfriend but apparently he didn't touch her and she was just lying

non because i dont have mental issues or got raped

>On a horrible 6 game losing streak
>Break it by playing Leona and win both games in a row

Praise it

>tfw no Pope skin for Karthus
I still want my Crusader skin series, with Holy Knight Garen and Pope Karthus!

No, but Zyra basically acts like main when she's not the one cuddling. She enjoys preparing hot meals.
Shyv prefers anything going into her hot!

Ezreal, if he dressed like Riven or Lux.

I've played League for a few years and honestly Ashe is really hard for me, so I gave up on trying to play her after like 10 games...

monkaS

You're not on EUW, are you?

I don't have mental issues nor I got raped but I'd cum inside Graves