World of warcraft wowg

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>tfw no Onyxia to eat your raid group

what are the most warcraft class race combos for alliance and horde? human paladin and orc shaman?

>patch day
>sims are down
>get a new legendary in my chest
>go to class discord

>hey guys Im wondering if this legendary should change my stat weightings
>SIM IT
>but sims are down
>YOU CAN WAIT
>but I was wondering if there was any theorycrafting around this legendary
>DO YOU THINK WE HAVE SIMS IN OUR HEAD
>SIM IT
>so we're not supposed to discuss our class in the class discord?
>banned from the discord

Hey Illidan horde - reminder:

/join wowg

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>sims are down
???

* goes back to circlejerking about heroic parses *

hehe SIM IT

Why couldn't Onyxia be a dude?

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im glad this shit doesn't happen in the lockscord

god damn I hate wowg

human paladin
orc warrior
undead warlock
night elf hunter
Pandaren monk
blood elf DK
nothing else really comes to mind

Illidan - Horde

The ONLY good guild

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>"We don't serve your kind in THIS magic shop, perhaps you should head back to Dalaran?."

What do you do?

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>literally wearing a Kirin Tor symbol
I slap her and remind her that she is in Dalaran, dumb bint

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>Gruxx
wasnt that the guy who got 2v3ed by an undergeared hunter and rogue?

>tfw no tsundere dark ranger gf

>"aotc lead"

>stuck in a shitter guild
>only reason i havent left is that im pretty lonely and i have few really good friends in the guild that would probably cut ties if i gquit

Do I just leave and hope I make friends in a new guild?

No, thats the guy that fucked my wife :(

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thats him lmao
and im pretty sure area teams just leave when its 2v3 dont they?
like isnt it LITERALLY impossible form them to win?

can't spare the feelings of shitters when progess is at stake. you want aotc don't you? how will you get into pugs in the future?

remain in contact with the people you like through real idea and just running dungeons
go into teh world and find a better guild, maybe they'll follow you?

I would hope that when user says "shitter guild" he means something 1-4/11M, a guild that can't clear heroic is something far beyond the title of shitter.

Do you have to be so gay?

why the FUCK can't I spend veiled argunite on unsullied tokens

We are at Mythic Imonar right now but i genuinely feel like we'll never kill it, 80 pulls so far and people are not learning from their mistakes

Even if we kill this boss, theres absolutely no way we are killing Argus before BFA is out

>used to one shot everything at Crucible of Carnage in Twilight Highlands
>Decide to try this on an alt
>took me forever to complete this
>110 should not take a minute and a half to complete each fight.

I am almost afraid to now try the bastion of twilight on my rogue.

I need to pick between Kayn and Altruis, but it seems kind of unfair that you spend so much time with Kayn and not Altruis. How many people actually pick the latter?

>'Scuse me Cuckthanos, while I ignore you and hit on yo gurl.

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Kayn is for braindead shitters
but DH is also a class for braindead shitters so there's probably not many people that picked Altruis

By Zandalari hands he has been taken! By Zandalari voice he has awakened!

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Picked altruis because I remember him from nagrand in TBC

what are they doing with it

look at this suave mother fucker

Which rogue spec is the most fun?

Nothing that's a line from the throne of thunder ciniematic trailer. Lorewalker Cho was talking about Lei shen not cuckjin.

>setting out plates for the rotting corpses
Really nigga

God I love the way he is animated in this scene.

Imonar is the first real wall for relatively mediocre guilds, shitter-status is reserved for AHC prog. With his fairly relevant dps check and emphasis on personal responsibility in staying alive, people that are used to being dead on a boss kill will kill your progress. Not only will they die on the bridge and do no damage, they'll either sleep your whole melee group or pingpong your ranged off the platform. And it'll only get worse if you get to Kin'garoth, when the brainlets refuse to dodge orbs that deal increased damage that's doubled on top of that, oneshotting 80% of the group. Remember though, this raid will last a great deal longer than other raids have, and chances are Imonar, Kin, Agg and Argus will all be nerfed over time.

Nathanos got mindjacked into a living body

i never liked the horde anyway but i had my wojak folder open

I have two dhs and I picked different one them. What now?

Jokes aside, my autism wants to correct you and tell you that the dinner is set up in family style, and no member has any individual plate. Rather, they all just grab from a plate and eat with their hands like savages.

If you look closely, you'll notice that Sylvanas and Nathanos are the only ones without mugs.

For now it is still easy to solo things Wrath and below. Everything past that is going to have some problems if you are the wrong class / spec.

>if you look closely
>gif for ants

>The virgin Altruis
>The Chad Sunfury

c wat i did thar?

>Dazed

If only the Tol'virs weren't such unfunny furry faggots...

gib milkys

my thoughts too! what a waste of food!

>When I see a character without the I-Scream Cryocannon

My secondary autism wants to correct you yet again and point out that, while Nathanos and Sylvanas are corpses, they are not rotting due to magic.

But WHO are you?

You'll do you're job to welcome them to the Horde, right?

depends if their dance is good or not

Looks like a night elf

>old hags
nah, cunt

Not desperate enough to get attention on a Vietnamese pho-making board because I have no friends in real life.

Literal the best tummy game in all of Azeroth.

*your

>projecting

>still bugged that you can't take her on a world tour on alliance
>all i want is a hug

Still, I've made a friend now.

No way, Blood elves are better.

>Prushka
>Bondrewd's Companion
CEASE AND DESIST
IMMEDIATELY

just make a horde character, lvl it to 110, hit exalted with the nightborne and finisht he insurrection quest line.

>Bondrewd's

I can't wait to have 3 draenei ghost child slaves to fight cock battles.

I kinda wanna slice that open.

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I hate gnomes.

i would like to use her as a fleshlight

cute!

rude

delet

Do you think we could genocide all gnomes with Baine's giant cock?

>tfw made 2 of your favorite characters femgnomes
>friends won't look at you the same way anymore
>get lewd emotes that feel gay as shit from strangers

Imagine if her family was still alive. Walking down a street one day and the hear her voice, turn the corner and see her ghost fighting a chicken or something while two guys look on.

>daily heroic for dem essences so I can get my welfare legendary
>violet hold
>one dps instantly leaves
>tank is a 970+ paladin
>two portal guardians bug out on the stairs (evade evade evade), tank doesnt move for a full minute
>instance "resets" (get that splash with the dungeon name + the % meter resets)
>last boss
>it bugs out on stairs
>tank just stands there, not even attacking
>"hey man, move him downstairs coz he bugged out"
>maybe ur dps is just bad did you try hitting him?
>3 dps doing 1m+
>boss resets
>we kill him without problems on the second time
>"see, you just suck. go back to LFR"

Does she react if you /fart on her?

Having a fucking blast with new levelling boys, not having to worry about outlevelling a zone since my goal isn't to farm up a collection of dead 110s. Didn't even know about 80% of these questlines and they're actually pretty well done.

I want to motorboat those

>Rogue gets Tess AND Vanessa as champions

lucky bastards

>horde get lilian