/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #405

#404 Not Found Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Doki Doki do it!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for Romanian Sayori

first for tf2 engineer

Please don't misnumber the thread number just for a joke.

AT LAST!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

>Doki Doki do it!
lmfao. what

This is an image of Yuri. She's lookin kind of edgy

I am deeply disappointed in whoever is putting in these votes for Edgy Bitch.

We've had 1,5k posts in 403. It's easily enough to fill up 2 threads.

>#405
>#404 Not Found Edition
Op you cheeky fuck

Good morning or is it already afternoon now, everyone! I hope you're feeling okay today.
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "force"~!
Alternatives are 'world' and 'insanity'.

Soooo... If anyone would like to write a poem, this is a good opportunity to! I encourage you all to take any of these three words and use them in any way you desire! Theme, topic, inspiration, whatever you desire! It doesn't matter, as long as you use one of them. Of course these are all just a suggestion and you don't absolutely have to use one of them, but for the sake of comparing and contrasting with others, it certainly makes it easier.
As always, everyone is more than welcome to join in regardless of skill level. Good or bad, please don't be shy, okay? I'd love to have you and read what you write, no matter how good you think you are (or aren't).
In any case, I hope you all have a lot of fun and enjoy yourselves!
I'm looking forward to reading what you produce~

This is a picture of Monika!
Monika!

welp, back to the usual

Last thread was basically two threads, so, it's fine

yuri looking kinda retarded

Just woke up. Why do we have 1k threads now?

Sayori in her pajamas dot jpg

That still doesn't make it two threads.

Gookmoot started pouring water on the servers and you couldn't post any images at all. Which by extension meant you couldn't start new threads.

This is kinda ugly and disturbing looking image of Yuri with a very unnaturaly wide smile made for the sake of a pun I guess?

Let me Predict the stats for this thread before it gets archived

>1965 Posts, Bump Limit Reached
>10 Images
>150 Posters
>Page 7

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you
sayorihug.png

I love Monika!

*flute noises*
*piano intro*
DOKI
DOKI

Yuri.dance

Are images seriously still down

We're good? We're good.
Welcome back, soldiers.

Yep.

Yuri is Cute!

Aw yeah! This is happenin’!

nbrread?
nnnn
nndeewww
NNEWW DBVBREAD!
NEW BREAD!

Monika.eyebrows

Yeah if you think obsessive psycho bitches are cute

Yay, I was waiting for like 2 hours!!!

[spoiler[ which I do

WE ARE LIVE, BOYOS

Nino!

This is an image of hxppy thxughts.

>this is an image of a large amount of bread

Here you go, Yuri!

Dan is better than gook moot

Natsuki!

Where are my cuteposters?

Sayori.wtf

I missed you guys

can't even spoiler correctly feels bad

What the fuck is up butter cups!!!
God, DAYUM I missed you guys
>this is a picture of papa natusuku playing the recorder with her nose

This is a picture of Natsuki being cute.

this is a picture of yuri crying with happiness

thhfannnck y
yy
yyouuuuu!

Monika but when she tried to turn Yuri into a potato, she modified her own file instead

This is another picture of Natsuki lookin' kinda cute
NATSUKI
IS
ADORABLE

i missed you too user. it's good to have you back.

This is a image of the dokis having a group hug for the return of /DDLC/

I love her too.
This is another picture of Sayori hugging you.

>mfw i got bored waiting for new /ddlc/ so i played EU4 for 3 hours

i miss my kids.

Hey Yuri, I also have something for you

This is picture of my wife Monika

I missed you guys i played games for the first time in 2 weeks

this is a picture of yuri looking curious
hhhuhh?

an image of an ok hand symbol upside down below someone's waist

this is a picture of a man grinning menacingly
Come closer so I can give it to you

OOHHHH SHIT. HE GOT YOU
>stop it

We live again


Im glad to talk to you fellas again. how are we all after the chaos of last thread?

RUN YURI! THIS IS A VERY BAD MAN!
GET OUT OF THERE!

YURI IS A STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!! SHE'S DUMB!! DUMB AS FUCK!!! AN EMPTY CARBOARD BOX HAS A HIGHER IQ!!!

this is a picture of yuri looking scared,
hiding behind a wall

nnnnnnnnnnn...
nnn
nnonoooo thhhh
thhnanjkk you...

no bulli

No images?
You sayin we gotta READ shit??

>Natsuki poem music.
>all child like.
>after sayori’s hangout
>Natsuki hands you a non poem but a plea for help.

Anyone else felt distrubed to read that while listening to that child like music?

>only 65 posts in and we've already hit image limit
Wtf guys

this is a close up of the same man grinning menacingly
Come on Yuri, I brought you a very special present, you don't want to make me sad, do you?

This is a picture of a racist caricature of an asian man.

The text accompanying it is highly vitriolic and racially charged, referring to a man named "Hiro" and the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki being inadequate in number.

This is a picture of Monika in a wedding dress.
I love my wife!

What do you call Love in Your Reality?

wait wat

where are the images

God damn it I thought we killed you faggots stay dead already

Glad we are back in action lads

>Your doki
>Your biggest pet peeve

Woman's clitoris

this is the same picture of yuri but she seems more concerned now

mmmmm...
nnnoo...
w
whhh
whhhat isi tt?

>Having a lazy day with your doki!
>Curled up on the couch with her!
>You're both wearing pj's!
>Wrapped up in a blanket together watching shows online, playing vidya, and eating left overs!
>Cooking is for not lazy days!
>Spending the day alternating between cuddling, napping, and having slow, loving sex!
>Lazy day with your doki!

Fucking avatarfags dude

Sadness.

Cuddling, dates, coffee, enjoying and tolerating each others presence. Possibly hotdogging.

Slow Cosby

I missed this board :( glad we're back!

I had at least 8 hrs of sleep been awake for like 2 hrs and want to drift off again.
What could be wrong with me I don’t have the brain power to even type out a story.

Fuck me harder user
I need more of your icing for my cupcakes

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this a is an even closer zoom up on the man's face
Oh, just a little thing I like to give to beautiful girls like you

This is a picture of Gene from God Hand covering his mouth and pointing mischievously! I'm not even him!

>Natsuki!
>People who are slow moving! I mean like really slow moving! There's a guy I work with who's about 400lbs and needs two canes to hobble around everywhere, and he's still faster than some of the people I have to deal with! Pick up your fucking feet holy shit!

Being unable to post some images on a goddamn imageboard!

this is closeup of a smiling potatoyuri

brdread?

YURI NO!!

this is photoshopped image of the same man, his grin has been enlarged
You'll have to come closer to find out :)

I want to irresponsibly cum inside Potato Yuri, and then when she gets pregnant convince her I'm not the father because we're not married. Skipping out on responsibility because "the stork made a mistake"!

A wicked furry juggalo has kidnapped your doki.
They will yiff and sexually torture your doki and do furfag magic and turn her into one of them.
You can magically teleport one weapon to her. It has to be a historically accurate weapon from real life.
What do you give her?

I need to post cute Natsuki...

this is a picture of yuri standing next to the man, looking kind of nervous.

mmmmmmm...

>I Want To Play With You getting ignored
>Crimson Ribboned Girl and Another Waning Crescent slowly gaining votes
>Edgy Bitch suddenly gains 2-3 votes at once every time Another Waning Crescent gets too close to it

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

THREADLY REMINDER

Yuri haven't killed anyone but herself.
Monika is the psycho bitch here.