/ink/ - Splatoon General

"Straight" and Cumslut
Hunter and Milky / Buttslut

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Green/Tennis
Hip-Hop/Paparazzi
Hunter/Milky/Buttslut
Yandere/Buttslut

I'm sure there's one or two more but I'm drawing a blank

you can't let lesbians have the queens position and completely ignore gays

Weeb/Vidya
Hip-hop/Paparazzi
Love parabola of Hunter, Milky, Buttslut, Yandere
One-sided Scientist and OctoGF

All I want is for my woomy to have lewd drawings.

>Throw suction bomb in front of tower
>Bomb goes off inside of tower
>Kills multiple people on tower
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Post her

Who's your woomy?

Now that's just cruel, user.

>Queens
Slut/Schoolgirl

>Champion Tier
Biker/Speedy
Green/Tennis

>Defender Tier
Art/Milf
Art/Hip-Hop
Weeb/Vidya
Hunter/Milky/Buttslut/Yandere
Scientist/Octogirlfriend/Octofucker

>Fiend Tier
Lemonade/Chad
Yandere/Buttslut
Hip-Hop/Paparazzi

>Fangirl Tier
"Straight"/Cumslut

Slut/Schoolgirl aren't lesbians, they are bonded by their mutual love of cock, usually belonging to Sluts daddy.

JUST YOU WATCH ME

>speedy anywhere near the top
>pushing lemonade's footfaggotry
shit taste

Whats wrong with Speedy

And Lemonade is second to the bottom, im not exactly clamouring for Chad porn, but I do think the ship has laff potential

at least one person in this degenerate general is going to go on to be a rapist

place bets as to who it'll be

ugly, not fresh
nzap
autistic concept (dueehh she fast!!)
rps in threads
got her hat back from "future speedy"
only good for making fun of her with all the edits

Look man, Biker needs to get laid and this is the best he has got so far

I find the posts harmless fun. You could just filter the images if you don't like it!

So in short, it's because of the memes.

You're the one who sounds autistic right now, user

let it go

Speedy's my favorite though.

>be level 5
>get matched against level 30 people

how is this fair? there is no way for me to win. i have less experience, less guns, less armor

dot

child mentality
Speedy literally enables people to do obnoxious thread-role playing

biker needs to fucking go away isotoxin is so up his own ass about that fucking character he feels the need to make public statements about any sort of headcanons or jokes people make

the memes are the only redeeming factors
a rock that "gets here early" would be more endearing than speedy

Life's too short to get angry over stuff on a chinese knitting board

This is why nobody likes you

autistic hatred takes far more autism than autistic love, my friend

I wish images were postable because I can think of a few to post right now for you

die already

autistic apathy get's to play both side of the field until some arbitrary flag is met and satisfaction with the result is achieved

Unironically this, I just ignore stuff I don't like like any respectable and logically sound person.

Except kier, I have to tell him to die whenever I can so I can feel the satisfaction when it inevitably happens

Level is metric of playtime, not skill. As soon as you get to level 10 head to ranked, it is infinitely better in terms of balancing.

tell me to die user-kun

they literally start you off with the best gun in the game though or it was until the zaps, but even those come relatively early

die kier die

>Mike Inel MIA
>Vivi MIA
>Kombu MIA
>all we have is kier
Is this the end of /ink/?

reminder that a strong majority of all /ink/ OCs are fetish-bait
example being
also notice how green zip is less than 2 weeks old yet already has become a rope bunny by their creator. lemonade is pure footfaggotry, schoolgirl was turned into the foil for slut's blunt sluttiness, milf is a milf, biker has the """"""drunk gayness""""" quirk, green and tennis are lesbians, hip-hop, milky, and the octogf are all created to be overly sexualized. everything else is either "literally who" or too new to be developed.

unironically yes
this general is over

ok

Hopefully. This place is only good for SR.

So here’s a fun thought. How fucked up can the clusterfuck known as Hunter’s love life get even funnier? Like this.

>Be Hunter Spaghetti
>Couple days since I’ve seen Best buddy
>See Milky almost daily
>She doesn’t want to league with me
>too busy making deliveries
>it’s her livelihood so don’t complain
>still
>it’s been so boring
>really want to League with someone
>wait a tick
>see Buttslut’s baby sister
>yansomething
>walk up behind her as she’s buying a schwaffle
>deviant idea
>haven’t done this since I met Buttslut
>slowly now
>hands hover just over her sides
>aaaand
>”HI!”
>she squeals like a smallfry when I dig my fingers into her sides
>not too hard though, just enough to tickle
>she spins around
>brandishing a carbon roller from out of nowhere
>huh, come to think of it where do we store these things?
>in fact where am I keeping my charger?
>when we swim do we hide our stuff inside us?
>wait I’m getting sidetracked
>smile and pat her head
>she’s glaring daggers at me
>man her eyes do funny things to my stomach
>probably hungry
>”how’s your brother?”
>she goes wide eyed
>looking everywhere except at me
>tells me how he was really sick and needed a lot of rest
>”Well I know he’s in good hands”
>she scowls
>”Of course, there’s none better suited than me for my onii-chan”
>her voice is really cute
>and her pouty face is so adorable
>”Well I hope he gets better soon. I need a partner for league”
>she mutters something
>”I’m sorry could you speak up?”
>she glares at me
>Cod her eyes are pretty
>”I said you should find another partner! Onii-chan is too sick!”
>hmmm
>everyone else I know is too busy
>wait
>grab her hand
>she asks me what I’m doing
>”you said find another partner. I just found one”
>oh cod her hand fits so well in mine
>I can feel my ears heating up
>what is this feeling
>I hope Buttslut doesn’t get upset about me playing with his baby sister
>Nah I’m sure he’ll be cool with it

Vivi just posted finished art yesterday and Kombu was posting the other day as well

don't die kier get better, there's a cool person in there somewhere under all that crazy

Unironically this

Mike is a professional and has other projects

Kombu is busy with school

Vivi is too busy sucking ass at fighting games to do anything.

What's the problem here?

>I have a problem
Story of my life octobro

Why? You're already dead inside, we all know that.

>Smug_Woomy.jpg
Just a friendly reminder that this woomy is single and possibly ready to mingle.

I think this sometimes, but then I remember the relentless shitposting and assholery and honestly I couldn't give a fuck if he gets better, he isn't the kind of person I want to hang out with

.Delete this, Koko! I'm gonna git gud at DBZF if it kills me.

oh shit

>I'm going to get good at a game where you press a button multiple times and it does a combo for you

Ok?

i miss rainy

I like where this is going

Now it's a god damn love square. This is gonna be crazy.

who cares, loser

So I saw the Dynamo being used a few times at Genesis 5
Does this mean it's considered good or fine again?
I don't really care, I use it and used it before regardless but still, I wonder if the perception changed

>It’s clam blitz rotation
>Me and Yan get paired with some funny named squids
>seriously what’s with all the squiggles
>other team is all squiggles too
>so much for communication
>they all speak some weird language
>I think it’s called French Canadian
>oh well, atleast they’re collecting clams like pros
>Yan is a beast with that roller
>I barely have to unload on the enemy team
>more time to watch her through my scope
>wow
>she’s a little scary with it
>practically crushing the other team with it
>suddenly
>enemy brush is coming up behind her
>she gets hit with a single flick
>splat him before he can splat her
>swim faster than I’ve ever swam before
>”you okay?”
>she’s slightly covered in enemy ink
>but she looks alright
>better than alright
>My chest is feeling funny again
>she pushes me away
>out of the enemy splattershot’s way
>she quickly splats him
>doesn’t even look my way
>what a woomy!

this place is just as bad as /utg/

I know at least one of the Dynamo players at G5 stuck with it because he's too stubborn to play anything else.

I like where this is going

>he's too stubborn to play anything else

The only way to play Splat2 Dynamo

Does a lot of collateral damage, easily demolishes armor, still inks decently, and both kits are fairly meta, especially gold one. As soon as armor meta goes away it'll drop down like a rock, but right now it's one of the better things to both dispense and dispose of armor.

I doubt armor will ever go anywhere in its current state, and hopefully it doesn't get nerfed to the point where you would no longer want to run it.

>tfw no cute squid feet due to nerds ddosing hiroshimoot

Sometimes when I booyah my woomy doesn't vocalize anything. Is this a sign that she is tired and needs rest?

The only good thing about the current image blackout

To be fair, Ink Armor could do with a slight casting buff. It takes too long to 'pop on' in my opinion, especially with things like Splashdown and Baller being 'oh shit' buttons on already powerful weapons.

Increase the cast speed 20%, but add 20p on to each special requirement. Fair?

go away kokonoe

I usually just run some special power and it's fine. I don't think charge time needed to be touched on anything but the N-Zap. Shit like the Gold Dynamo and 96 are inoffensive.

Just stack Special Power Up

>after rotation
>did way better than ever before
>sitting on the bench with Yan
>”That was fun. We should do this again”
>she glares at me
>I just ruffle her head tentacles
>”You forced me into this!”
>eh
>details
>”come on, it was fun. Plus we worked really well together”
>she mutters something about her brother
>mutters a lot about him
>it’s adorable how much she cares for my Best buddy
>”It was a one time thing”
>oh
>”But do I League with then? Your brother’s still sick”
>she gets fidgety
>wringing her fingers
>”w-w-Well yes. Yes onii-chan won’t be able to play for a while”
>oh I get it
>she’s embarrassed
>alright I got this
>”while he’s getting better why not take his place?”
>looks at me with a weird face
>”You can League with me while he recovers. I think there’s a phrase for it. Distance makes the heart grow fonder”
>I have no idea what I’m saying
>but I think it worked
>Yan is muttering more to herself
>finally looks at me with a pouty face
>”Fine. Until onii-chan is better I will play with you”
>Yes!
>Give her my customary victory hug
>she becomes a devil ray
>flailing about like crazy
>ah, just like Best Buddy’s first time

>Increases duration. Decreases activation time.
Well, fuck me sideways. I thought it only extended the time that it takes to decay.

youtube.com/watch?v=rxHHuUplaUQ

>shitposting
literally Veeky Forums
i dont have it in me to hate some random i never met he seems mentally unstable and in need of help
in this position as a stranger on the internet seperated by reality, by mountains and oceans
one can only hope someday he gets it and that he doesnt snap between then and now
if the worst kier is doing is shitposting on Veeky Forums on mommies internet i mean, what more can you add to that?
the sick shit he is into? his sexuality?
thats just the state of his life
thats a dysfunction that seems to be fairly common among users here
some degenerate worse than others
(You) could have been kier
(You) might become kier if you don't guard yourself and keep self-aware
(You) might be kier RIGHT FUCKING NOW
introspection and reflection are important things to do
dont neglect it

All it needs is to ditch the lag-dependent superarmor and become calculated on attaker side instead. No bullshit, you hit it with H3 and you get one hit on armor and two on the squid, all the time, nothing is absorbed without a trace.

It used to. The faster cast speed was a recent addition.

Cute!

Well, that kind of screws the pooch on my current Zap gear. Guess running 6speed for memes might not work the best.

>(You) might become kier if you don't guard yourself and keep self-aware
>(You) might be kier RIGHT FUCKING NOW
This is legit the scariest story I've heard all week, holy fuck user. Calm down. I didn't need to feel that feel.

You don't need a ton of run speed on Zap. My current build looks something like this:
>Comeback, 3 Special Power
>Pure Special Charge
>Pure Run Speed
Although I'm not an N-Zap main. It's also worth throwing in an odd sub of Bomb Defense so your armors won't break from random Missile splash.

this was worse than that time I learned everyone has skeletons inside of them

>i might be kier
>i have a fucking skeleton inside me right now
okay this is too much stop this right fucking now

>You don't need a ton of run speed on Zap
1.0 speed is almost necessary, that's two mains. That way you run faster than you jump, which opens a lot of possibilities in mobility departament.

>another item on Annie's shop
>still not the one I want

I want Endless Eight to end

i want to beat woomies

You might argue that all the vital parts of you are actually inside the skeleton.

i want to eat yebbies

HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP I CAN'T POST IMAGES!!!!!!!!!

chop them into bite sized pieces first