/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>bullpup rifle mk II isn't 3-round burst

>there will never be a burst weapon

>Not firing in bursts anyway

>how does accuracy work guys

lol last thread died too early, thats what happens when you give attention to fucking idiots

U aim and shoot shit

>operator
>looks like a high speed version of a wannabe ANP that has to depend on SF for everything and can't be trusted with anything
How's your pet goat, I mean your wife, doing?

Good tbqh. If gtag can't produce any worthwhile posts in an entire thread, then why does it need to stay up?

Yep, that's me

R.I.P. David-Hogg
(renamend "Kevin-Spacey_" account)
C-ry, godmode.blater, pathetic trash!

anons.
help.
i wanna fuck around in GTA but everything is expensive as fuck. can you either link me to a mod menu that isn't a virus for 12 yearolds or tell me how to actually get money without grinding a bunch of hours

>Wont grind
>Wont google
Panhandle for shark cards.

>/gtag/ says blaters crew sucks ass
>decide to see for myself
>actually really chill people
>have fun

what gives

i knew i would get some autistic response like this desu

People meme hard to feel better about their station in life.

>spends NO time lurking
>gets surprised when people ask them to take the easy way out

jesus christ you fucking idiot i dont want to join your faggoty Veeky Forums gta5 cult. either be useful and drop me a link or shut the fuck up

>he doesn't know how to use google.com

if it were as simple as a fast google i would definitely not be here
you only get 12 yearold youtubers begging for subs or obvious viruses
now seeing as i dont have time for that shit i thought id ask people who play the game regularly and might know :^)

You might be surprised.
But there is no easy way to make money in this game, without cheating or devoting many hours into it.

socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag

fag

lolp

>GOD why won't these assholes do my work for me????
Have you ever considered getting fucked?

yea i get fucked pretty often its kinda nice
sometimes i film it and make 5k usd a month from pornhub
kys

Shitposters in the thread are either people that got banned from the crew or ones that have no balls to complain about people/their issues with their identity attached to their argument so they do it in the thread.
Sad, honestly.

You should buy Shark Cards with all that money

>I have LOTS of sex and make LOTS of money, unlike you LOSERS

nah i can just get my cucky obsessed followers to buy them for me..
but id rather not cos fuck rockstar

why are you like this

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I miss iffy

Oh no you found out the secret, the secret that I rename accounts when I get bored role playing someone. Damn, cat is out of the bag! SAD!

How will I ever recover?

>google search
>its on the front page
ewo irl

link?

Just Google it, my guy

B25 bomber when? I want more turreted planes. Particularly those that aren't computer controlled.

does anyone in your discord give money? what is the link?

google.com/

>he doesn't check the archive.
hownew.ru

It's a Heist Discord. We grind for our money like a bunch of good boys. No money drops

could i just get a 1 time drop? link for discord?

Sure since you asked so nicely I’ll drop money for you
discord.gg/g96764r

>just had 3 months of planes, planes and more planes
>people still want more "new" planes
I'm done with planes. Just get a Mogul.

we ain't afraid of no ghosts

wrong, we need planes to counter the Lazer and especially the Avenger

land of the freerf and the home of the braarb

Bikes
>Never spin out
>Favorite bike bonus
>Cheaper to buy, upgrade, and insure
>More maneuverable
>Higher skill ceiling
>Cooler
Cars
>Can pick up hookers
>and
>uh
>well
>i guess if you're bad they block bullets
Jets and Helicopters
>Not even king of the sky anymore
>Stupid gay controls
>Can't even do wheelies
If you're not using the superior vehicle class and ONLY the superior vehicle class, explain yourself.

I don't have sex with men. Sadly

You fail to mention bikes are also POSes that like flying 1000 feet in front of you onto a building roof or into the ocean while ditching you onto the tarmac if you hit a 1 inch tall curb

The lazer counters both of those though

Bikes aren't just for gays. I like girls and I drive bikes.
>Buying the drag queen or that other one that's so bad I've forgotten the name of it
>Being bad
Sounds like your own fault.

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Shotaro and Oppressor

Yeah the Shotaro is garbage. I haven't tried the Oppressor yet because I'm not made of money.

>5'6
>based
???

havent played in a white - logged back in and this outfit had been removed
anyone know if theres still a method (w/o modding/menu) to get cop outfit in online still?

Nah, it's a banned outfit

i appreciate the response but i'd prefer an answer from someone who isnt confused about how height works

The trick is learning to hold on to it while it flies on to that roof. That's where the real fun starts.

Cop outfit is officialy blacklisted. Even if you menu it on, saving any piece of it will trigger an automatic outfit deletion.

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The tears will be good when all of you get banned for cheating. Lmao. C-ry.

It's blacklisted, even if you menu it, it dissapears after a few seconds.
The exploit to get it has also been fixed, so you couldn't get it legit even if it wasn't.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

aight thanks guy. games been out half a fucking decade and they've spent more time patching out harmless cosmetics than fixing bullshit like being able to block NPC phone calls
at least I have most of my helmet/mask outfits still

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I thought you landed the car just fine without a scratch. Sorry lol

Anything for tomorrow?

>bikes
>higher skill ceiling

Comet SR, or if Rockstar is really stalling then just an adversary mode.

Reminder that Canadians run gtag

What is a realistic inclusion that could possibly be in the next update which you would consider game breaking?

Something more game breaking than a weapon that instantly kills someone no matter what vehicle they’re in?

I don’t think they can top the orbital cannon honestly

beep beep

Orbital cannon from your phone for $1M per shot

(You)
Meant not

It's not so much a skill ceiling as it is an increased risk. Bikes are inherently more dangerous than cars.
You slip up in a car and you eat a guardrail or a wall, then keep on going.
You slip up in a bike and you fucking die.

They add the mythical aircraft carrier which allows you to scramble fighter jet squadrons. Imagine the facility strike team but with the spawnkilling Lazers from hell from airfreight missions.

>tfw no gtag best friend

I recommend to look for a GTAG that you feel the most comfortable with. Having a best friend from the crew has one downside - someone MIGHT be jealous of you both if that someone already likes one of you. But you should not let that bother you, that's not your problem at all.